No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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7,410 | 7/4/2019 | the cosmic calendar spigot: i've had enough beers to know i don't want to go to school tomorrow, i want to stay on carl sagan's ship of the imagination and listen to vangelis
spigot: can you show me where on the cosmic calendar where neil degrasse tyson touched you |
spigot |
#alcohol #carl-sagan #cosmos #filler-panel #neil-degrasse-tyson #series #spigot-solo #vangelis #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,801 | 7/28/2020 | the cost of the frogs goes up with each retelling of the story spigot: THE FIVE DOLLAR FROG ATE THE THIRTY DOLLAR FROG |
spigot |
#frog #jean-charles #pants-spigot #sfw #single-panel #swamp-background |
|
5,975 | 6/9/2015 | the crank part 1 pants: WAIT A MINUTE
pants: WHICH ONE OF YOU IS OPERATING THE CRANK
pants: PLEASE DO SOMETHING THIS IS CHAFING |
pants |
#chafing #crank #pants-solo #series #urinal-background |
|
5,976 | 6/10/2015 | the crank part 2 pants: SOME MANNER OF PISS CRISIS
pants: WIPE IT OFF AND PUT IT BACK ONTO THE PLATE
pants: OKAY GO BACK TO TURNING THE CRANK |
pants |
#crank #dongs #girl #harriet #pants-solo #piss #piss-crisis #series #title-mismatch #uncredited-character #woodring-field-background |
|
7,856 | 9/21/2020 | the crotch army net: CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH
net: CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH
net: CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH
net: CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH
pants: YAY THE CROTCH ARMY
pants: MARCHING AND SINGING THE CROTCH SONG |
net pants |
#be-gay-with-me #blue-background #denim-background #net-pants #repetition #singing #wangs |
|
2,832 | 7/31/2006 | the daily jerkcity spigot: I WONDER IF I'LL BE ABLE TO BEAT OFF LATER
spigot: BUT FIRST THE NEWS
spigot: HGLAHUG GHLAHLUA LUAGHLALG BHGAHULG |
rands spigot |
#arrested-by-shield #beating-off #hey-its-rands #newspaper #prose #spigot-solo #uncensored |
|
3,959 | 9/6/2009 | the dance of the seven pricks spigot: HOW ABOUT THE DANCE OF THE SEVEN PRICKS IN MY FACE
spigot: NOTE: THEY MUST BE FAT PRICKS |
spigot |
#pricks #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
2,274 | 1/19/2005 | the day before the end of the world hanford: BONEQUEST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY
pants: OH SORRY I'LL BE QUIET
hanford: STATIC STATIC SHOUTING MORE STATIC MORE PEOPLE SHOUTING
hanford: GUNSHOTS AND SCREAMS THEN BREAKING WINDOWS
pants: GONNA FUCK ME A ZOMBIE |
hanford pants |
#gonna-fuck-me-a #necrophilia #woodring-room-background #zombie |
|
2,528 | 10/1/2005 | the day control messages stopped working deuce: WHY AREN'T MY CONTROL MESSAGES WORKING ANYMORE |
deuce |
#cocktober #deuce-solo #usenet #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,514 | 7/10/2022 | the days of our lives deuce: SHUT YOUR WORD FACE
pants: THE WORDS, THEY TUMBLE OUT
deuce: YOUR FACE CONTAINING WORDS
pants: LIKE POO FROM A CUNT
pants: THESE ARE THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES |
#cunt #deuce-pants #gunmetal-background #poo #soap-opera |
||
4,875 | 5/3/2012 | the dead parrot sketch spigot: LET'S ALL DO THE DEAD PARROT SKETCH
spigot: NO YOU DIDN'T
spigot: YES I DID
spigot: NO YOU HURPH FAGS IN MY MOUTH CAN'T BREATHE OR GET UP
spigot: I CALL IT MICRO$LOTH - NOTE THE DOLLAR SIGN |
spigot |
#microsoft #monty-python #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
3,919 | 7/26/2009 | the death of rock and roll deuce: T NET WHEN YOU GET PANTS ALONE IN THE WOODS HE'S ALL HANDS
:Microsoft Chat [X]
: /!\ The user pants is not connected.
: [ OK ] |
deuce net pants |
#behind-the-scenes #deuce-net-pants #microsoft-chat #not-connected #urinal-background |
|
9,229 | 6/24/2024 | the developer distribution portal spigot: CAN I PLEASE ASK WHO TOOK A SHIT IN THE DEVELOPER DISTRIBUTION PORTAL
spigot: IT GOT DISTRIBUTED ALL OVER THE DEVELOPERS
spigot: THE PORTAL IS FINE |
#shit #software #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
||
5,647 | 7/16/2014 | the diabetes problem deuce: T EFFIGY HAS THE DIABETES PROBLEM CLEARED UP YET
spigot: AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT MEDDLING VAMPYRE |
deuce effigy spigot |
#deuce-effigy-spigot #diabetes #sfw #uncredited-character #urinal-background #vampyre #viscera |
|
652 | 7/7/2000 | the dick cache god deuce: COULD SOMEONE PLEASE POINT ME TO THE NEAREST CACHE OF DICKS
pants: DEAR DICK CACHE GOD,
pants: PLEASE GIVE UNCLE DEUCE WHAT HE NEEDS
pants: WHAT
pants: WELL SOMETIMES HE SAYS HE'S MY UNCLE
pants: SERIOUSLY THOUGH HOOK UP MY FRIEND HERE
pants: LOVE, PANTS
pants: NOW WE WAIT
|
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
|
348 | 9/15/1999 | the dick checkout counter deuce: HOLY CHRIST I'M GAY
deuce: HELLO PEOPLE GAY
net: GAY?
deuce: THAT'S THE ONE
net: I'LL TAKE TWO BUCKETS
deuce: BRING THEM HERE
net: YOU ARE THE DICK CHECKOUT COUNTER????
deuce: BRING THEM HERE
net: THIS ONE DOESN'T HAVE A PRICE TAG
deuce: BRING IT
net: CLEANUP ON AISLE 4 |
deuce net |
#christ #deuce-net #deucegrin #dicks #drunk-deuce #gay #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
|
5,425 | 12/3/2013 | the dick pit pants: LOWER ME INTO THE DICK PIT PLZ
spigot: HOLY - THE ROPE SNAPPED (FALLING INTO THE DICKS)
spigot: BONK OW CLONK OW DONK OW
spigot: SON OF A |
pants spigot |
#dick-pit #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #plz #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,802 | 4/24/2023 | the dicks got out of the garden pants: SO UH
pants: THE DICKS GOT OUT OF THE GARDEN AGAIN
deuce: CRAM THEM DOWN
pants: I TRIED THAT BUT THEY WON'T GO BACK IN WITHOUT A FIGHT AND I CAN'T FIND THE BROOM
deuce: IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO BECOME THE MAN YOU CAN BE |
#broom #cramming #deuce-pants #dick-fighting #dicks #drunk-deuce #mountain-background #somber-deuce |
||
7,609 | 1/19/2020 | the director's cut pants: maybe you could come down and de-rust my table saw sometime honey
deuce: do you use spit to do that because I have spit
pants: maybe for the director's cut |
deuce pants |
#america #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #sfw #spit #woodring-field-background |
|
7,841 | 9/6/2020 | the discourse deuce: SHUT UP
pants: I’M SORRY FOR TALKING |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #salmon-background #sfw #simon-and-garfunkel #single-panel |
|
7,982 | 1/25/2021 | the dlf is gonna rock ya pants: THE DICKLICKER FACTORY CALLED!!!!!!!!!!
pants: THEY HAVE CONCERNS ABOUT WORKING CONDITIONS AND WOULD BENEFIT FROM MORE SAFETY TRAINING |
pants |
#blue-background #bored-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #factory #filler-panel #justified-ancients-of-mumu #klf #osha #red-background #somber-deuce #the-jams #union |
|
8,884 | 7/15/2023 | the doggie doc's gonna dig that slug outta yer gam pants: I TAUGHT YOU ALCHEMY |
#alchemy #coy-pants #inglourious-basterds #no-title-card #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
||
4,188 | 5/4/2010 | the door is unlocked spigot: I AM A COCKSMITH
spigot: TINK TINK ALONE IN MY WORKSHOP CLINK DONK
spigot: THE DOOR IS UNLOCKED AND MY PANTS ARE DOWN |
spigot |
#cocksmith #pants-down #physical-comedy #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background #workshop |
|
5,268 | 6/18/2013 | the drake equation net: I THINK IT'S TIME TO RE-EVALUATE THE DRAKE EQUATION IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
deuce: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO ADD EXTRA TERMS FOR JERKING, FAGGOTS ARE YOU
net: YES BUT STILL WHAT
deuce: LET ME START FROM THE BEGINNING ENGLISH IS AN INDOEUROPEAN LANGUAGE
net: WAKE ME WHEN WE GET TO THE DIPHTHONGS |
deuce net |
#blackadder-reference #deuce-net #diphthongs #drake-equation #drunk-deuce #linguistics #math #plant #science |
|
8,053 | 4/6/2021 | the dreaded spigot: THE DREADED LATE-NIGHT CYBERSQUIRTS |
spigot |
#single-panel #spigot-solo #squirt #woodring-field-background |
|
1,222 | 2/4/2002 | the dreaded electric pencil sharpener pants: MMMMMFFPTHPTPPTHTPHTHFHFTTHTHHH
pants: MY BONER HAS ITS OWN STORY
pants: CHAPTER 1: IN THE BEGINNING THERE WERE DICKS
pants: CHAPTER 2: PLAYING WITH IT, SHAPING IT, CAPPING IT OFF
pants: CHAPTER 9: OPENING THE UMBRELLA UP INSIDE ME
pants: CHAPTER 28: THE DREADED ELECTRIC PENCIL SHARPENER
pants: HURRRRRRANG HUHHHHH
pants: (CHANGING PITCH) HUHHH GHLLGULGLKLG |
pants |
#boner #dicks #pants-solo #pencil-sharpener #umbrella #woodring-stairs-background |
|
668 | 7/22/2000 | the dreaded links page spigot: OKAY WHAT THESE ARE IS A LIST OF SICK/TWISTED LINKS AND MANY ARE WEIRD!!!!
spigot: I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE CONTENTS!!!
spigot: YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!! BEWARE!!!!
spigot: ABANDON ALL HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER THE DREADED L-I-N-K-S P-A-G-E!!!!!!
spigot: THE ONION <-- NEWS BUT WITH A TWIST!!!
spigot: USER FRIENDLY <-- THE ONLY GOOD SITE IN CYBERSPACE
spigot: SLASHDOT <-- NEWS FOR NERDS!!!!!!!
spigot: RED MEAT <-- DEMENTED!!!! THE GUY SHOULD BE LOCKED UP!!!!
spigot: BLAM BLAM BLAM WITH THE GUN AND WHACK HACK WITH THE KNIFE
spigot: YOUR DEAD FUCKING HEAD DOWN THE TOILET |
spigot |
#sfw #slashdot #spigot-solo #the-onion #woodring-field-background |
|
2,113 | 7/16/2004 | the drill deuce: DADDY IS THAT YOU
pants: YES IT IS
deuce: I CAN'T SEE YOU WITH THE BAG PULLED OVER MY HEAD AND TIGHTENED AROUND MY NECK
pants: YOU KNOW THE DRILL |
deuce pants |
#rape #white-background |
|
5,801 | 12/17/2014 | the drone files spigot: CAN DRONES BE USED TO FOLLOW SOMEONE AROUND WITH BIG SIGN THAT SAYS FAG AND MAYBE AN ARROW |
spigot |
#drone #fag #spigot-solo #stray-dot #woodring-room-background |
|
3,228 | 9/4/2007 | the duke spigot: IF THE DOLE IS A DICK THEN I WISH TO BE ON IT |
spigot |
#dick #photo-background #single-panel #spigot-solo #welfare |
|
6,799 | 10/26/2017 | the duke of new york pants: DICKS
pants: EXCUSE ME BUT YOU ARE THE DUKE OF NEW YORK (YOU ARE A-NUMBER-ONE)
pants: DICKS
deuce: GO ON
pants: I CAN DO NOTHING FOR YOU SON
pants: DICKS
pants: (ECHOLOCATION)
deuce: STAY OUT OF MY VAGINA
pants: USA OUT OF YOUR VAGINA |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #escape-from-new-york #grey-background #huffy-pants #true-grit #weird-pants-face |
|
567 | 4/15/2000 | the early years (act 1, scene 1) pants: HMN
spigot: WHAT
pants: OH NOTHING
spigot: I THOUGHT YOU SAID SOMETHING
pants: NO, NO |
pants spigot |
#filler-panel #nothing #pants-spigot #play #series #sfw #woodring-den-background |
|
568 | 4/16/2000 | the early years (act 1, scene 2) pants: UH
pants: YOU WANNA GET SOMETHING TO EAT
spigot: UH
spigot: MAYBE LATER
pants: WE CAN GET BURRITOS OR SOMETHING
|
pants spigot |
#burritos #early-days-series #food #pants-spigot #plant #play #series #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
538 | 3/17/2000 | the economics of electronic commerce atandt: CHAPTER ONE: ELECTRONIC COMMERCE AND THE INTERNET
atandt: CHAPTER TWO: CHARACTERISTICS OF DIGITAL PRODUCTS AND PROCESSES
atandt: CHAPTER THREE: INTERNET INFRASTRUCTURE AND PRICING
atandt: CHAPTER FOUR: ECONOMIC ASPECTS OF COPYRIGHT PROTECTION
atandt: CHAPTER FIVE: WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR WANG IS STUCK FAST IN THE GLORY HOLE
atandt: CHAPTER SIX: HOW TO TELL IF YOU'RE A JOHN OR A JOHN'S JOHN
atandt: CHAPTER SEVEN: OOF URF YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE
atandt: PLEASE SEND HELP OR MCDONALD'S |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #books #chapters #glory-hole #help #john #johnny-cash #mcdonalds #urf #wang #woodring-field-background |
|
720 | 9/12/2000 | the effects of drinking soap pants: I'M SO SORRY
pants: FOR EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED
pants: IT IS MY FAULT BECAUSE IT WAS MY PROJECT
pants: AND IT'S BECAUSE OF ME THAT WE'RE HERE NOW
pants: HUNGRY COLD AND HUNTED
pants: I'M SO SCARED
pants: I'M GOING TO DIE OUT HERE
pants: HUALGALHLAHULAHLAG
|
pants |
#mountain-background |
|
8,810 | 5/2/2023 | the elite deuce: I'M STANDING UP AN ELITE PARAMILITARY ORGANIZATION CALLED THE CASSINI DIVISION
pants: JUST PRESS DEBIT OR CREDIT |
#astronomy #banking #cassini-division #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #ken-macleod #military #retail #saturn #science #science-fiction #sfw #single-panel #static-background #typo |
||
721 | 9/13/2000 | the elusive jizz bug atandt: A JIZZ BUG IS A VERY MESSY THING
deuce: LIKE A DUNG BEETLE BUT MORE DISGUSTING
atandt: RIGHT
atandt: MORE JIZZY
deuce: RIGHT
deuce: SO YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH JIZZ BUGS THEN
atandt: VERY
deuce: VERY WELL
deuce: CARRY ON
deuce: GLHBALHAGHLAGLHGALHG |
atandt deuce |
#mountain-background |
|
585 | 5/3/2000 | the end pants: CAN WE START RECYCLING OLD STRIPS YET ?!?!?
pants: THIS IS A GOOD TIME FOR SPRING CLEANING
atandt: GAAAAA
pants: THIS IS ALSO A GOOD TIME FOR LICKING DICK
pants: ARE YOU WITH ME PRIVATE ATANDT
atandt: UGHGLHG
pants: CAN I HAVE A BOOST SO WE CAN GET THIS THING STARTED
atandt: BUHRRR
pants: I AM LICKING DICKS IN A PAPER BAG
pants: OH YOU'RE BACK EH
atandt: I MEAN UH HUGHUGGHARR
pants: IS THIS A RE-RUN OR IS THIS A RE-RUN
atandt: CAN I GO |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #dicklicking #lies #meta #private-dicklicker #rerun #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,130 | 11/11/2015 | the end of summer pants: TASTY WAVES, COOL SUMMERS AND BLOWIN' DUDES |
pants |
#fast-times-at-ridgemont-high #frog #pants-solo #stray-dot #woodring-room-background |
|
2,887 | 9/23/2006 | the end of summer pants: I STRUGGLE WITH IT DAILY
pants: WELL NIGHTLY ANYWAY
pants: MMM YEAH HUFF HUFF HUFF
pants: DON'T CLICK ON MY FACE
pants: THIS FRIGHTENS ME
pants: MMMM HUFF HUFF HUFF
pants: HUFF HUFF HUFF HUHHHHHHH
: Suddenly...
pants: WHAT IF I'VE BEEN INSIDE OUT THE WHOLE TIME |
pants |
#caption #huffing #inside-out #pants-solo #title-mismatch #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
|
6,010 | 7/14/2015 | the end of the world deuce: SWELLING
spigot: LEAVING |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #jerkocalypse-2015 #poo #series #sfw #swelling #urinal-background |
|
5,876 | 3/2/2015 | the enemy within deuce: THIS .45 ACP AMMUNITION IS GLUTEN-FREE
pants: T DEUCE CAN'T FIND SPACE NUTS ON NETFLIX ???? MAYBE AMAZON PRIME ????? NO?????? |
deuce pants |
#amazon #deuce-pants #gun #netflix #series #space-nuts #star-trek-event #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,960 | 1/3/2021 | the englishman who went up a hill spigot: THE ENGLISHMAN WHO WENT UP A HILL AND PUT A COCK IN HIS MOUTH AND I GUESS PLANS TO STAY UP THERE INDEFINITELY WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A TEXT |
spigot |
#cocks #film #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
8,681 | 12/24/2022 | the entire loaf pants: I HAVE EATEN THE ENTIRE LOAF???????? ARE YOU SURE????????????
spigot: REAL BRAVE LIKING HITLER WHEN EVERYONE ELSE DOES TOO |
#bread #fatness #hitler #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
||
4,230 | 6/17/2010 | the evening news pants: OOH OOH HERE'S WHERE HE HITS THE FAT PEDOPHILE WITH A NIGHTSTICK
pants: BOY HE DOESN'T LIKE THAT PEDOPHILE ALMOST AS MUCH AS THE PEDOPHILE DOESN'T LIKE TO BE HIT
pants: BACK TO YOU DEUCE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #news #pedophile #urinal-background |
|
7,244 | 1/20/2019 | the exact same reason spigot: my pajamas tops have a vest pocket i can stuff pencils in and my pajama bottoms have a rear flap for the ***exact same reason**** |
spigot |
#asterisks #flap #insertion #pajamas #pencils #single-panel #spigot-solo #stuff #woodring-field-background |
|
3,465 | 4/28/2008 | the extent to which deuce: I CAN'T BELIEVE THE EXTENT TO WHICH I'M BEING BATTERED AND BASHED
pants: TIS BETTER TO HAVE BEEN TRAPPED AND RAPED THAN TO HAVE--
pants: WAIT WAIT WHAT
pants: OKAY FINE SNICKERS AND A MARS BARS THEN PLEASE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #fatness #mars #rape #snickers #typo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,090 | 5/13/2021 | the f-word pants: PERVERTS AND INVERTS
deuce: INCELS AND CEL SHADERS
pants: JET SET RADIO FUTURE BUT ALSO DUNE II
spigot: THE F WORD IS ACTUALLY AN OFFENSIVE WORD |
deuce pants spigot |
#afraid-deuce #bored-pants #coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #dune #feet-above-floor #filler-panel #language #sfw #somber-deuce #video-games #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,479 | 2/28/2011 | the face of god spigot: DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS
deuce: DAMN STRAIGHT
spigot: SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SEQUENCE OF COLORS
deuce: YOU HAVE TOUCHED THE FACE OF GOD
deuce: LET SLIP THE DONGS OF WAR
spigot: YOU FUCKING LESBIAN |
deuce spigot |
#apple #deuce-spigot #dicks #dongs #dongs-of-war #drunk-deuce #god #lesbian #mouse-cursor #repetition #white-background |
|
7,192 | 11/29/2018 | the factory puzzle pants: OKAY HERE'S HOW TO SOLVE THE FACTORY PUZZLE
pants: YOU GO INTO THE HATCH AND I'LL CLOSE IT THEN I'LL PRESS THE BUTTON AND WE'LL WAIT FOR THE MACHINE TO DO ITS THING AND WHEN IT FINISHES, GRAB THE FOAM AND I'LL OPEN THE HATCH TO LET YOU OUT
spigot: NO
deuce: FUCK YOU |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #fuck-you #infocom #invisiclues #mousehole #puzzle #vomit #woodring-room-background |
|
524 | 3/3/2000 | the faq wizard atandt: I NEED A QUICK DICK INJECTION
spigot: DOWN DA DOWNT / DOWN DA DOWNT / DOWNANA DOWNT
atandt: IF ONLY
spigot: HOOOO WEEEEE OOOOOOO / DOCTOR WHO
pants: THE FAQ WIZARD WILL HELP ME TO LICK MORE EFFICIENTLY |
atandt pants spigot |
#atandt-pants-spigot #dick #dick-injection #dr-who #faq #licking #wizard #woodring-field-background |
|
9,171 | 4/27/2024 | the fattest gayest webmaster in all of silicon valley :hey: OUR SHIT HERE: WWW.BONEQUEST.STORE
pants: FRACTURE MY FACE
deuce: WITH A PENIS
pants: AND THEN ANOTHER (TOTALLY DIFFERENT) PENIS
deuce: A FLOTILLA OF PENISES
deuce: EVENTUALLY GROWING TO AN ARMADA |
#a-love-story #angry-panel #deuce-pants #e-commerce #gay #huffy-pants #merch #olive-background #penis #physical-comedy #somber-deuce |
||
1,031 | 7/28/2001 | the fetus and nozzle show blue nozzle: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU POUR BOILING WATER DOWN A RABBIT HOLE
fetus soap: HOT CROSS BUNNIES |
fetus nozzle |
#picture |
|
8,034 | 3/18/2021 | the ffffff spigot: THE ***FAT GUY***AND THE ***OTHER ONE***(AT THE MOVIES)
deuce: THE TALENTLESS FUCK AND THE OTHER, LESS WELL-KNOWN, TALENTLESS FUCK |
deuce spigot |
#at-the-movies #deuce-spigot #entertainment #feet-above-floor #film #single-panel #siskel-ebert #woodring-den-background |
|
4,142 | 3/16/2010 | the first person spigot: BE THE FIRST PERSON TO WRITE A REVIEW OF JERKCITY.COM!
spigot: AKJDHG S:DLHG()$ WG()RNSBW$T SUBMIT
spigot: ALD)*G*) RNTEHSDKJ HBB*$$G*H T09JB(ST$ SUBMIT |
spigot |
#meta #mouse-cursor #review #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
8,799 | 4/21/2023 | the five stages pants: LAG
pants: HAX
pants: BS
pants: GAY
pants: PISS
pants: THE 5 STAGES OF GRIEF |
#gaming #gay #grief #mountain-background #no-title-card #pants-solo #piss |
||
7,404 | 6/28/2019 | the fixer spigot: so fucking bored of my gay life
pants: have you tried drinking
spigot: yes, but all 6 local district liquor stores cannot keep up with my guinness intake - they keep running out
pants: okay well have you tried ordering pizza or chinese food
spigot: okay now i know why they call you the fixer |
pants spigot |
#alcoholism #chinese-food #fixer #gay #guinness #mountain-background #pants-spigot #pizza |
|
3,828 | 4/26/2009 | the fuck do you hanford: WHERE THE HELL IS PANTS
deuce: WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK |
deuce hanford |
#deuce-hanford #single-panel #urinal-background |
|
4,078 | 1/10/2010 | the fucking news flash deuce: THANKS FOR THE FUCKING NEWSFLASH GENIUS
deuce: HERE'S YOUR MEDAL FOR OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT:
deuce: GABLBLHGBULHGBLHUHLHUH |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #insult #newsflash #sarcasm #urinal-background |
|
174 | 4/1/1999 | the fucking porn room spigot: SETENV HORNY YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: WHERE IS THE FUCKING PORN ROOM
deuce: OH HI
pants: I HAVE CAT PICTURES
deuce: CAN THEY BE TRANSFERRED THROUGH THE BBS OR DO I HAVE TO LOG OUT FOR THAT |
deuce pants spigot |
#bbs #cat #chat #deuce-pants-spigot #low-res #woodring-den-background |
|
8,115 | 6/7/2021 | the full statham :GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR NEIGHBORHOOD |
spigot |
#alt-text #get-out #jason-statham #photo #picture |
|
5,371 | 10/5/2013 | the fun never ends pants: FAT AND STUPID AT YOUR SERVICE |
pants |
#fasaas #pants-solo #sfw #single-panel #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,761 | 1/4/2012 | the further adventures of spigot the bear spigot: I BONKED MY HEAD |
spigot |
#bad-crop #injury #sfw #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #woodring-room-background |
|
8,652 | 11/25/2022 | the future pants: ARE YOU FROM THE FUTURE
deuce: I GOT MY EYES DILATED BY THE EYE DOCTOR MANS
pants: MAYBE A NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURE??? |
#bored-pants #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #eyes #future #mst3k #sfw #white-background |
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5,887 | 3/13/2015 | the galileo seven spigot: NEED ANOTHER SEVEN ASTRONAUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: THEY ALL DIED IN A FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: SIR YOU'RE JABBING IT AT ME LIKE I'M A FONDUE POT |
spigot |
#fondue #spigot-solo #star-trek-event #title-mismatch #urinal-background |
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316 | 8/15/1999 | the game of boggle spigot: ARE BUKAKKE AND PERQUACKY THE SAME TYPE DEAL
spigot: RE: ROLLING DICE WITH LETTERS AND TWO HUNDRED FAGS BEATING OFF ON MY FACE
deuce: THIS IS NOTHING LIKE BOGGLE
pants: LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OW |
deuce pants spigot |
#beating-off #boggle #bukkake #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #jerkcity-presents #lol #perquackey #physical-comedy #typo #woodring-stairs-background #word-games |
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6,266 | 4/9/2016 | the game of cock |
deuce pants |
#cocks #deuce-pants #farts #real-estate #woodring-room-background |
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2,294 | 2/8/2005 | the gang is all here pants: DID I MISS ANYTHING?
spigot: DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING
spigot: LOO LOOLOO LOOLOO LOOLOOLOOLOO |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,725 | 6/21/2003 | the gang's all here net: DID I MENTION THE SQUEEZING
deuce: WHERE/WHAT
net: OKAY
net: THERE'S THIS SQUEEZING
net: RIGHT BELOW THE SWELLING
net: DOWN THE STREET FROM THE CHOKING |
deuce net |
#choking #deuce-net #injury #medical #woodring-room-background |
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3,580 | 8/21/2008 | the gang's all here : The user pants is not connected.
spigot: T PANTS SO YOU'LL BE LICKING DICK AND FUCKING RIGHT OFF PROBABLY
spigot: T DEUCE I'M STICKING IT TO THE MAN
pants: I SEE |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #dialog-box #mouse-cursor #not-connected #white-background |
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7,294 | 3/10/2019 | the gay dimension effigy: he swallowed his own dick like an ouroboros and vanished into the gay dimension
deuce: so in other words your average Thursday
pants: there's a **gay** dimension??????????????
pants: **freaking out** |
deuce effigy pants |
#asterisks #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-effigy-pants #dick #effigy #gay #ouroboros #white-background |
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5,795 | 12/11/2014 | the gay we were DEUCE: THE GAY IT WAS
SPIGOT: THAT WAS THE GAY THAT WAS
DEUCE: THE GAY WE WERE
SPIGOT: THE GAY THE EARTH GAY GAY
DEUCE: THE ORIGINAL (NOT THE REMAKE)
SPIGOT: RIP STEVE JOBS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #gay #minecraft #minecraft-background #steve-jobs |
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404 | 11/8/1999 | the gay-bashing fence spigot: CLICK CLICK CLICK HI WE'RE TOURISTS!!!! CLICK CLICK WHERE'S THE GAY BASHING FENCE AGAIN
pants: OK I'LL LIE ON THE FENCE AND UNCLE RAY WILL PRETEND TO BE BEATING ME AND YOU HAVE A HORRIFIED LOOK ON YOUR FACE AND WE'LL ALL LAUGH
spigot: AGAIN!!!! YOU LOOKED STRAIGHT AND ALSO DAD MAKE A MEAN FACE
pants: JUST $5 TO SEE THE FENCE
spigot: CLICK CLICK CLICK |
pants spigot |
#face #gay-bashing #gay-bashing-fence #matthew-shepard #pants-spigot #tourists #uncle-ray #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,436 | 10/1/2016 | the gay/transgender over-under re: a human beating off spigot: NOW I CAN ASK: WHEN SPOCK BEATS OFF DOES HE CONSIDER IT THE 'LOGICAL' THING TO DO OR IS THAT HIS HUMAN SIDE GETTING IN THE WAY AND IF SO WHAT'S THE GAY/TRANSGENDER OVER-UNDER RE: A HUMAN BEATING OFF A VULCAN INSIDE THE SAME PERSON
spigot: I WILL TAKE MY ANSWER RIGHT HERE AND NOW
deuce: DON'T WAIT FOR THE TRANSLATION, ANSWER ME NOW
pants: SEEMS LIKE THIS IS RIGHT UP DEUCE'S ALLEY (IF YOU KNOW WHWAT I MEAN: YOU DO)
spigot: A CASE OF THE NOT-LISTENING |
deuce pants spigot |
#beating-off #deuce-pants-spigot #gay #space-nuts-background #spock #star-trek #trans |
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7,021 | 6/11/2018 | the genders of people on the surface of a planet |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #dickscan #grey-background #star-trek |
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4,958 | 7/31/2012 | the ghetto u pants: T SPIGOT I WANT TO SEE MOONLIGHT KINGDOM BUT I'M AFRAID OF HIV/AIDS
spigot: LETS GET U OUT OF THOSE MOM JEANS
spigot: FOLKS THE GHETTO U IS FUNNY TO ME TODAY |
pants spigot |
#aids #folks #ghetto-u #hiv #mom-jeans #pants-spigot #stray-dot #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,723 | 1/11/2009 | the gift of laughter deuce: HURRAY FOR THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER
spigot: ANNE FRANK |
deuce spigot |
#anne-frank #deuce-spigot #single-panel #woodring-field-background |
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7,167 | 11/4/2018 | the girth years spigot: the scope and breadth of the investigation
spigot: what about the girth ???????
spigot: how many girth years in diameter
deuce: it's like I don't know you anymore |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dimensional-analysis #drunk-deuce #girth #investigation #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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3,485 | 5/18/2008 | the glowing theory deuce: WORD UP PEOPLE
deuce: I JERKED OFF SO HARD MY NUTS ARE GLOWING
deuce: EITHER THAT OR IT'S RADIATION
deuce: I'LL STICK WITH THE GLOWING THEORY |
deuce |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #glowing #masturbation #nuts-of-deuce #radiation #woodring-room-background #word-up |
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3,770 | 2/27/2009 | the goal spigot: IS THE GOAL TO LICK MY DICK????????????
spigot: I AM SERIOUSLY ASKING FOR HELP
spigot: I HAVE AIDS |
spigot |
#aids #dicklicking #help #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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5,674 | 8/12/2014 | the god of hellfire pants: I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE
pants: AND I BRING YOU
pants: DICK
deuce: YOU ARE THE CRAPPIEST HELLFIRE GOD ON RECORD |
deuce pants |
#arthur-brown #coy-pants #deuce-pants #dick #drunk-deuce #hellfire #white-background |
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8,961 | 9/30/2023 | the goddamn suit maynard: HIYA FRIEND
maynard: HOW WE DOIN' TODAY
deuce: TAKE IT OFF
maynard: NOT SURE I FOLLOW 100%
deuce: TAKE THE GODDAMN SUIT OFF
maynard: THE WHAT
deuce: TAKE OFF THE COSTUME
clark: CLARKITY CLARK HERE WITH RECRUITMENT RECRUITING HOW'S YOUR FRIDAY
deuce: SUCK A GODDAMN COCK MADE OUT OF SHIT
clark: GOT SOME GIGS AT WESTERN DIGITAL IN SAN JOSE IF YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IS ARE YOU READY TO SHAPE THE FUTURE OF STORAGE |
#bay-area #clarkity-clark #drunk-deuce #furry #fursuit #jenv #mountain-background #recruiter #recruiting #san-jose #tongtyed #uncredited-character |
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439 | 12/12/1999 | the good book pants: I WILL READ ALOUD FROM THE GOOD BOOK OF DICK
pants: HALGHUALUHLAHUALAGHUHHU
deuce: THIS GOOD BOOK IS JUST LIKE THE BAD BOOK STRANGELY ENOUGH
spigot: ENOUGH READING!!!!! LET'S SUCK DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: TEN FOUR GLHABLHGBULUHULHULHULHULHULH
spigot: HLAGHULAL
pants: BUT
pants: BUT I AM ONLY UP TO CHAPTER FOUR
pants: FIVE
pants: SEVEN AND NEVER THE MIND AND PUTTING DOWN THE HAULGUHLAUHGLAG BOOK |
deuce pants spigot |
#books #deuce-pants-spigot #dick #dicklicking-noises #dicksucking #ten-four #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,578 | 12/19/2019 | the good stuff pants: the good stuff
deuce: <Barney Fife sniff>
spigot: how come you know all the pokemons but you can't seem to remember my pronoun |
deuce pants spigot |
#america #barney-fife #coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #grey-background #pokemon #pronouns #sfw #weird-pants-face |
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1,020 | 7/14/2001 | the great pumpkin spigot: I HAVE CHECKERBOARD MARKS ON MY ASS AND LEGS AND FACE AND BALLS AND WHATEVER OTHER PARTS OF ME WERE INVOLVED IN HALLOWEEN QUEERNESS LAST NIGHT
spigot: BY THE WAY THE "GREAT PUMPKIN" TURNS OUT TO BE FALSE ADVERTISING |
spigot |
#gay #halloween #party #spigot #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,484 | 5/17/2008 | the great race spigot: NINE MINUTES TO PORN
spigot: PROBLEM IS I TURN GAY IN EXACTLY EIGHT MINUTES
spigot: SO IT'S A RACE
deuce: SERIOUS DISCREPANCY |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-spigot #impending-gayness #porn #woodring-field-background |
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9,087 | 2/3/2024 | the great replacement theory pants: THE GREAT REPLACEMENT THEORY IS WHERE OVER TIME THE EMPTY SPACE IN YOUR MOUTH BECOMES OCCUPIED BY MY COCK |
#cock #conspiracy #mouth #no-title-card #psychosis-background #single-panel #swamp-background |
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880 | 2/21/2001 | the great underground empire deuce: WHY DO I KEEP GETTING CRANK CALLS |
deuce |
#gunmetal-background |
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6,986 | 5/7/2018 | the greatest miracle of miracles pants: ...WHAT WAS IT?
pants: DID A METEOR FALL DOWN
pants: WAS IT A VISIT BY CITIZENS OF THE VAST SPACE
pants: SO OR OTHERWISE IN OUR LITTLE COUNTRY APPEARED
pants: THE GREATEST MIRACLE OF MIRACLES
pants: THE ZONE
pants: WE SENT THERE THE TROOPS IMMEDIATELY
pants: THEY DID NOT COME BACK
pants: THEN WE SURROUNDED THE ZONE WITH POLICE CORDONS
pants: AND, I SUPPOSE, THAT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO
pants: ACTUALLY, I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW |
pants |
#disaster-response #funloving-nonsense #hospital-background #meteor #miracle #pants-solo #piss #police #stalker |
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8,762 | 3/15/2023 | the green green garden hose pants: FORCE ME TO WAKE UP
pants: GET THE HOSE
deuce: YOU KNOW A HOSE IS NOT THE SOLUTION TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #green-garden-hose #hose #physical-comedy #sfw #somber-deuce #starbucks-background |
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8,214 | 9/14/2021 | the hague deuce: DON'T EVERYBODY LICK DICK AT ONCE
pants: WHY NOT
deuce: BECAUSE GOOD DICKLICKERS FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS AND DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
pants: WHAT IF YOU ASK ME TO LICK AN UNETHICAL DICK OR AN IMMORAL DICK OR EVEN AN ILLEGAL DICK
deuce: YOU ARE OBLIGATED TO FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
deuce: ANY POSSIBLE WAR CRIMES TRIBUNALS AFTER THE FACT WILL SURELY ACQUIT YOU IF YOU INSIST YOU WERE JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS
pants: I’M GOING TO BE HUNG AT THE HAGUE AREN’T I
deuce: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN YES |
deuce pants |
#bored-pants #cocksucking #coy-pants #deuce-pants #dicklicking #huffy-pants #somber-deuce #war-crimes #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,557 | 2/11/2017 | the hamster chronicles pants: GRR
pants: PUT ME DOWN
pants: I DEMAND JUSTICE
pants: LEMME AT 'IM
pants: WHY I OUGHTA
pants: MY LITTLE HAMSTER FISTS FLAILING
pants: OOH YOU'RE REALLY GONNA GET IT (STUFFING ME HEAD FIRST INTO A HABITRAIL TUBE)
pants: I'M WARNING YOU (HAMSTER VOICE MUFFLED) |
pants |
#hamster #mountain-background #pants-solo #sfw #weird-pants-face |
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2,221 | 11/27/2004 | the hard way deuce: LEARNING THE HARD WAY ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRUITS AND VEGETABLES |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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1,489 | 10/27/2002 | the hebrew god deuce: [MISSING] THE HEBREW GOD
deuce: PLEASE BOW BEFORE ME (AND OTHER STUFF)
pants: CAN DO
deuce: BUH
pants: NUGH
deuce: [MISSING]E SECOND DAY I [MISSING]TED A BONER
deuce: (ON THE FIRST I WAS TOO BUSY PRACTICING JERKING)
atandt: WHAT HAPPENED ON THE THIRD DAY
deuce: I THREW UP
deuce: [MISSING]E TO FUCK [MISSING]HING UP I'LL [MISSING]KE TROLLS
deuce: T ATANDT AND THAT'S YOU
deuce: T ATANDT GO FIND A FUCKING BRIDGE
atandt: T ATANDT SHUT UP |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-disconnect #atandt-deuce-pants #behind-the-scenes #comic-chat #fighting-irish-pose #nuggh #woodring-field-background |
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9,147 | 4/3/2024 | the hell is a meter effigy: ARE WE SO CONFIDENT IN OUR MEASUREMENTS THAT WE _KNOW_ DARK MATTER IS REAL?
spigot: ARE YOU MEASURING FAIRLY OR STARTING AT THE BALLS |
#balls #brown-text #cosmos #dick-measuring #effigy-spigot #gunmetal-background #single-panel |
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8,920 | 8/20/2023 | the hero’s journey deuce: LEAKING JOCK GETS MACHINE FUCKED
pants: CALL TO ADVENTURE
deuce: PINCH HERE TO MAKE YOUR D*CK HARD-AS-A-ROCK
pants: ORDEAL
deuce: <BLOCKQUOTE>GAY</BLOCKQUOTE>
pants: VICTORY |
#boner #coy-pants #dick #gay #heros-journey #html #john-campbell #mousehole #porn #woodring-room-background |
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6,848 | 12/13/2017 | the hiccups deuce: I HAVE THE HICCUPS
deuce: THEREFORE YOU MUST ALL DIE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #hiccups #lynnea #sfw #somber-deuce #uncredited-character #urinal-background |
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1,535 | 12/12/2002 | the hills pants: THE HILLS ARE ALIVE NUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH ANAL
spigot: I VOTED AGAINST PROP 210 (ANAL GROPERY IN THE 415 AREA CODE)
spigot: SQUEEZING A PERFECT CURLY "S" OF TOOTHPASTE OUT ALONG MY FAT BONER AND BRUSHING YOUR TEETH BEFORE AND AFTER EVERY MEAL
deuce: I HEAR THAT
spigot: JERK LIKE YOU MEAN IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
pants: DON'T LOOK AT THE FUCKING CAMERA
deuce: CUT |
deuce pants spigot |
#415-area-code #anal #cut #deuce-pants-spigot #jerking #nuggh #toothpaste #woodring-field-background |
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392 | 10/27/1999 | the hills are alive (a beautiful musical) pants: FRENCH FRIES / HOT DOGS / BITE-SIZED SNICKERS
spigot: SEVENTEEN / ORDERS OF / YOUR POTSTICKERS |
pants spigot |
#chinese-food #fatness #fries #hot-dog #original-song #pants-spigot #potstickers #sfw #singing #snickers #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,748 | 12/22/2011 | the hills are alive revisited (another beautiful musical) spigot: BIG FAT BONERS IN MY FACE
spigot: DOO DAH
spigot: DOO DAH |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #camptown-races #singing #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |