No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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6,882 | 1/16/2018 | the squirrels got into the birdseed pants: WELL WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH THIS PLASTIC BAGGIE OF PISS THEN (INDIGNANT)
deuce: WHOOPIE CUSHION TIME!!!!
pants: SPLITTING MY PANTS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #for-hes-a-jolly-good-fellow #funloving-nonsense #huffy-pants #piss #piss-series #plastic-baggie-of-piss #pranks #urinal-background |
|
8,187 | 8/18/2021 | the squirt booth spigot: T DEUCE JOIN ME IN THE SQUIRT BOOTH AT THE SPRAY PARK FOR THE SPLOP FAIR
deuce: I DO NOTKNOW WHAT THAT IS |
deuce spigot |
#alliteration #applesauce #funloving-nonsense #mountain-background #onomatopoeia #sfw #single-panel |
|
569 | 4/17/2000 | the stairs spigot: CHRISTOPHER REEVE PRESENTS STEPHEN KING'S THE STAIRS |
spigot |
#christopher-reeve #low-res #mousehole #sfw #spigot-solo #stairs #stephen-king #woodring-room-background |
|
2,569 | 11/11/2005 | the stalls out west |
pants |
#machine #picture #receipt #sfw #stall #west-hollywood |
|
213 | 5/6/1999 | the stark story pants: THE STARK STORY OF A FAMILY LIVING IN THE MILLENNIUM AND THE PROBLEMS THEY ARE FACED WITH AS THEY ARE KILLED OFF ONE BY ONE |
pants |
#every-single-fucking-day #family #millenium #murder #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background #y2k |
|
6,560 | 2/14/2017 | the sticky heat of the day will dictate that detail deuce: GAY REDUNDANCY DETECTED
pants: MMM YES QUITE (FANNING SELF) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #gay #heat-wave #white-background |
|
4,056 | 12/17/2009 | the story of a boy who becomes a man spigot: MY FAT NUTS WROTE A SCREENPLAY OVER THE HOLIDAYS
spigot: IT'S THE STORY OF A BOY WHO BECOMES A MAN
spigot: MAN: (GRABS BOY) SUCK THIS DICK
spigot: BOY (STRUGGLING) NO, IT'S TOO MUCH
spigot: MAN: SUCK WITH YOUR HEART AND NOT YOUR MOUTH
spigot: BOY: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM TODAY I'M QUEER
spigot: MAN (GRABS BOYS NECK): I'LL KILL ALL QUEER COCKSUCKERS
spigot: (END ACT 1) |
spigot |
#cocksucker #dicksucking #mouse-cursor #mouth #nuts-of-spigot #play #queer #spigot-solo #sucking #urinal-background |
|
6,090 | 10/2/2015 | the story of my life deuce: HURGGGLE BEATEN AND KICKED AND STRANGLED |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #physical-comedy #urinal-background #violence |
|
448 | 12/21/1999 | the story of us pants: WHEN I SAY I LICKED ~9 DICKS COULD THAT MEAN 8 OR 10 OR 9.25
pants: BECAUSE HONESTLY THIS TIME I DON'T REMEMBER
deuce: THAT'S PROBABLY TRUE
deuce: YOU CAN HARDLY BE BLAMED FOR LOSING COUNT WITH THE VOLUME YOU PROCESS
pants: (SNIFF) REALLY ??!?
deuce: NO I'M JUST KIDDING YOU STILL GET BEATEN FOR YOUR MISTAKES AS ALWAYS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #deucegrin #dicklicking #dicks #math #nine-dicks #somber-deuce #violence #woodring-room-background |
|
8,684 | 12/27/2022 | the stupidest time of year spigot: IS IT REALLY ONCE AGAIN THE STUPIDEST TIME OF YEAR WHEN CAMWHORES WEAR SANTA HATS |
#camwhores #fashion #holi-daze #porn #red-background #santa-claus #spigot-solo #stupid |
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142 | 3/5/1999 | the subjunctive deuce: I WISH I WERE TOILET TRAINED
deuce: NOTE THE USE OF THE SUBJUNCTIVE INDICATING A CONDITION CONTRARY TO FACT |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #fecal-incontinence #grammar #subjunctive #woodring-room-background |
|
7,798 | 7/25/2020 | the succ deuce: T PANTS IN MATHEMATICS THE SUCCESSOR OPERATION IS NAMED `SUCC`
effigy: WHAT ARE FACTORIALS CALLED???
pants: FACC |
deuce effigy pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-effigy-pants #education #math #white-background |
|
8,336 | 1/13/2022 | the suggested next word deuce: IF I TYPE "DICKS" THE SUGGESTED NEXT WORD IS "SELF-SUCKING" WHICH IS WEIRD IN AT LEAST TWO WAYS
pants: SHRUG |
deuce pants |
#autocomplete #deuce-pants #dicks #stalldoor-background |
|
9,293 | 8/27/2024 | the sun in your eyes deuce: T PANTS ALAN PARSONS PROJECT PLAYING IN MY DENTIST'S OFFICE |
#alan-parsons-project #dentist #deuce-solo #eggshell-background #hygiene #music #no-title-card #sfw #single-panel |
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7,287 | 3/3/2019 | the sun will go dead and nobody will know our names pants: what does it all mean
pants: where are we going
pants: there is no god
pants: i have no son
pants: we are alone in this universe
pants: nobody is coming for us
pants: the sun will go dead and nobody will know our names
pants: i can't beat off to this |
pants |
#beating-off #black-background #bonequest-hi-fi #cant-beat-off-if #coy-pants #existential-dread #huffy-pants #pants-solo #pepsi |
|
599 | 5/17/2000 | the sweetbread shortage pants: I HAVE MICROSOFT ON THE HORN !!! THEY'RE VERY CONCERNED ABOUT THE SWEETBREAD SHORTAGE |
pants |
#high-res #marijuana #microsoft #pants-solo #single-panel #sweetbread #telephony #woodring-room-background |
|
3,259 | 10/5/2007 | the system is being shut down now ozone: WAIT
ozone: THAT REMINDS ME
ozone: THE SYSTEM IS BEING SHUT DOWN NOW ! ! !
deuce: WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GUY ANYWAY |
deuce ozone |
#black-background #deuce-ozone #drunk-deuce #shutdown #shutdown-now #unix |
|
7,030 | 6/20/2018 | the taxonomy of dick |
deuce pants |
#black-background #deuce-pants #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #kaiser #lifequacks #onomatopoeia #unix #weird-pants-face |
|
2,297 | 2/11/2005 | the teflon dong spigot: THE TEFLON DONG
pants: WHO CALLED FOR A CAB
pants: I MEAN BUZZED FOR A FAG
deuce: DING DONG |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot |
|
6,339 | 6/22/2016 | the tension mounts pants: THE TENSION MOUNTS
pants: WHATEVER THAT MEANS
pants: NUTS TO THIS I WANT EGG ROLLS |
pants |
#chinese #coy-pants #egg-rolls #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
7,059 | 7/19/2018 | the things we did |
deuce pants |
#black-background #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants #dickonthecob #existential #karma #repentance #sfw #single-panel |
|
1,860 | 11/6/2003 | the things we find on usenet part 3 deuce: WHAT IS IT WITH THE PEE PICTURES
pants: I DON'T GET THOSE EITHER
pants: SHIT PIX I CAN UNDERSTAND
deuce: WELL SURE
deuce: I MEAN COME ON IT'S SHIT
pants: I MEAN YEAH
deuce: BUT PISS? ?!?!?!
pants: BAFFLED BY THE PISS
pants: T DEUCE I'LL TELL YOU THOUGH I'M WILLING TO LEARN MORE
deuce: SPRAYING ALL OVER YOU
pants: DRIPPING ALL OVER THE TARP AND STILL BAFFLED BY THE PISS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #piss #piss-tarp #series #title-mismatch #usenet |
|
1,883 | 11/29/2003 | the things we find on usenet part 4 spigot: WHO ARE THESE COMPLETE DIPSHITS WHO UPLOAD THE SAME PORN TO 10 NEWSGROUPS FIVE FUCKING DAYS IN A ROW
spigot: YOU'D THINK PEOPLE WOULD SEE THAT IF I HAVE ACCESS TO ONE PORN NEWSGROUP I PROBABLY HAVE ACCESS TO A GREAT MANY OF THEM
spigot: IF JOE SHITHEAD IS ADVERTISING SOMETHING, THERE'S A SMALL PART OF ME THAT CAN OVERLOOK THAT - BUT I DON'T NEED TO SEE THE SAME SERIES OR YOUR DOPEY WIFE ALL WEEK LONG |
spigot |
#porn #series #spigot-solo #title-mismatch #usenet #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,275 | 3/29/2002 | the things we find on usenet part i spigot: IT'S NOT ENOUGH JUST TO LIKE JENNA JAMESON YOU HAVE TO ALSO CREATE A JENIDX.JPG
spigot: WHAT A COMPLETE SURPRISE THAT JAPAN.GIF WAS A COMPLETE DISAPPOINTMENT
spigot: I ALSO THINK BLACKHUNG.JPG IS SOMEWHAT MISLEADING |
spigot |
#filename #jenna-jameson #series #spigot-solo #usenet |
|
1,276 | 3/30/2002 | the things we find on usenet part ii deuce: MONEY.ZIP
deuce: VIEW.EXE
deuce: INTRO_TO_AOL.TAR
deuce: WIFEY.AVI
deuce: I HOPE YOU GO EASIER ON MY NUTS THAN USUAL |
deuce |
#aol #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #filename #nuts #series #usenet #woodring-room-background |
|
4,579 | 6/25/2011 | the third dimension is you pants: IF YOU SEE A SOCK IN A PARKING LOT DON'T TOUCH IT THE MOTHER MIGHT REJECT IT THEN DEATH IS ALL BUT A CERTAINTY |
pants |
#pants-solo #parking-lot #sfw #sock #sock-in-a-parking-lot #woodring-room-background |
|
5,982 | 6/16/2015 | the three amigos deuce: FOLKS CAN WE ALL AGREE LONG AFTER THE FACT THAT THREE AMIGOS WAS NOT FUNNY
spigot: I'M IN AGREEMENT
deuce: NOW LET'S MAKE OUT
spigot: I MEAN IT'S HILARIOUS
spigot: I MEAN IT'S SO NOT FUNNY IT'S HILARIOUS: WHATEVER PUTS DISTANCE BETWEEN US
spigot: NOT TOO MUCH DISTANCE
spigot: I MISS YOU
spigot: HELLO
spigot: (GURK) DEAD
deuce: {{{ DIARRHEA }}} |
deuce spigot |
#a-love-story #comedy #deuce-spigot #diarrhea #folks #grey-background #gurk #not-funny #null #three-amigos |
|
5,732 | 10/9/2014 | the three steps BUNG: STEP 1: ADMIT YOU HAVE A PROBLEM
BUNG: STEP 2: GO TO THE STORE AND SOLVE STEP 1
DEUCE: GHLGLHGHLGLHG
BUNG: STEP 3: WIPE UP THE RESULTS OF STEP 2
DEUCE: GLGLG |
bung deuce |
#black-background #bung-deuce #drunk-deuce #list #stray-dot |
|
7,729 | 5/17/2020 | the three things you learn online spigot: HONK
spigot: BONK
spigot: YANK |
spigot |
#honk #jean-charles #mountain-background #onomatopoeia #sfw #sound-effects #spigot-solo |
|
4,244 | 7/1/2010 | the toilet brush deuce: I JUST WANT TO BE HELD AND NOT DROPPED
pants: OR SLAMMED, SMASHED, THROWN, TOSSED OR OTHERWISE MANGLED
pants: PLEASE
pants: URFFFFFFFFFFFF THE TOILET BRUSH BARKGKRGF' |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #toilet #white-background |
|
1,246 | 2/28/2002 | the toilet stall bandit spigot: BAM BAM BAM
pants: OCCUPIED
spigot: GIMME YOUR WALLET
pants: PARDON???
spigot: GIVE IT UP WHITEY
pants: NO
spigot: GIVE IT UP HOMES
pants: NO
spigot: HOMESLICE
pants: NO
spigot: HOME FRIES
pants: NO
spigot: SEASONED CURLY FRIES
pants: NO AND NO
spigot: I'M OUT OF TOILET PAPER |
pants spigot |
#fries #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #sfw #stall #stall-bamming #toilet #toilet-paper #woodring-stairs-background |
|
578 | 4/26/2000 | the toilet story pants: I WAS ONLY IN THERE WITH HIM BECAUSE HE THREATENED ME
pants: WELL I *FELT* THREATENED ANYWAY
pants: AND THAT'S WHAT THE WHOLE TOILET STORY IS REALLY ABOUT
spigot: I THINK YOU WERE JUST COLD
pants: OKAY
spigot: I THINK YOU DO KNOW
spigot: I THINK YOU COULD ELABORATE MUCH MORE ABOUT WHAT GOES IN THOSE PLACES
pants: DON'T BLOW IT FOR ME
spigot: "DUH SPIGOT I'M GOING OUT FOR SMOKES BACK LATER" YOU DON'T EVEN SMOKE
|
pants spigot |
#gay #huffy-pants #lies #pants-spigot #toilet #toilet-antics #woodring-field-background |
|
80 | 12/9/1998 | the town song spigot: I WAS BORN IN A SMALL TOWN
spigot: LICKED DICK IN A SMALL TOWN
spigot: IT WAS MORE LIKE A STALL TOWN
spigot: HITLER HAD JUST ONE BALL TOWN |
#ball-of-hitler #hitler #john-mellencamp #singing #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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7,265 | 2/9/2019 | the transitive property spigot: quick reminder that silence=death
spigot: and also that silence=golden
spigot: so through the transitive property
spigot: i would like a bj |
spigot |
#act-up #blowjob #logic #quick-reminder #radiohead #spigot-solo #yellow-background |
|
5,158 | 2/27/2013 | the trap door is important (long version) deuce: STAGE 1: WAKE UP
deuce: STAGE 2: WALK TOWARD COMPUTER TO SEE HOW MY SUICIDE GIRLS APPLICATION PROCESS IS GOING
deuce: STAGE 3: STEP ON TRAP DOOR AND FALL INTO PORTAL CHAIN THAT EJECTS ME INTO SPACE
deuce: STAGE 4: LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS 10-15 SECONDS LATER DUE TO ZERO ATMOSPHERIC PRESSURE
deuce: STAGE 5: EXPERIENCE BRAIN DEATH IN 3-5 MINUTES DUE TO ANOXIA
deuce: STAGE 6: COOL TO AMBIENT TEMPERATURE BASED ON INSOLATION
deuce: STAGE 7: INCONSPICUOUSLY ORBIT THE SUN FOREVERMORE
deuce: STAGE 8: JUSTICE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #explosive-decompression #portal #sfw #stray-dot #suicide-girls #violent-disapproval #woodring-field-background |
|
5,157 | 2/26/2013 | the trap door is important (short version) spigot: LEVER > TRAP DOOR > ORANGE PORTAL > BLUE PORTAL > OUTER SPACE
spigot: THE TRAP DOOR IS IMPORTANT SO SHE ACCUMULATES VELOCITY FOR HER TRIP INTO DEEP SPACE |
spigot |
#minecraft #portal #sfw #spigot-solo |
|
2,272 | 1/17/2005 | the troll guild .(atandt): ASHAMED OF MY BEHAVIOR
(atandt): FORGOT TO PAY FEES TO THE TROLL GUILD
atandt: NOW AN EX-TROLL |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #sfw #thought #troll #whisper #woodring-room-background |
|
1,424 | 8/23/2002 | the trouble with pac-man pants: I'M HAVING TROUBLE WITH PAC-MAN COULD SOMEONE HELP
pants: WHAT IS WITH THE LITTLE GHOSTS
pants: AND THE BLACK GUY I HAFTA BLOW FOR QUARTERS |
pants |
#blowjob #bored-pants #ghost #pacman #pants-solo #video-games #woodring-field-background |
|
6,277 | 4/22/2016 | the tub guy spigot: ARE WE STILL DOING THE TWIST
spigot: COME ON / BABY
spigot: LET'S SUCK / THESE / DICKS
spigot: ROUND AND ROUND AND OKAY SHE'S NOT BREATHING
spigot: PUT HER IN THE TUB, CALL THE GUY |
spigot |
#la-femme-nikita #singing #spigot-solo #the-cleaner #urinal-background |
|
7,160 | 10/28/2018 | the twitterverse deuce: I call it the twitterverse
deuce: also I gargle cocks as if they were mouthwash |
deuce |
#cocks #deuce-solo #spanish-gray-background |
|
6,457 | 10/22/2016 | the two happiest days in a man's life spigot: THE TWO HAPPIEST DAYS IN A MAN'S LIFE ARE THE DAY HE BUYS HIS BOAT AND THE DAY HE LICKS A DICK
pants: AND I'M ALL OUT OF BOATS |
pants spigot |
#dicklicking #json #pants-spigot #urinal-background |
|
7,324 | 4/9/2019 | the two rules of design spigot: the two rules of design:
spigot: if it's gay GET RID OF IT
spigot: if it's gay LEAVE IT IN |
spigot |
#gay #mountain-background #rules #spigot-solo |
|
3,021 | 2/9/2007 | the tyranny hanford: WHO CUT UP THIS PROSTITUTE
pants: UH
pants: EXCUSE ME
pants: SHE'S NOT "CUT UP" I JUST CHOPPED OFF HER HEAD OFF |
hanford pants |
#hanford-pants #huffy-pants #multiple-miggs #mutilation #prostitute #silence-of-the-lambs #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
|
6,448 | 10/13/2016 | the tyranny of the beatoff deuce: FOLKS I'M JUST SAYING WE'VE ONLY GOT ONE WEEK TO REORGANIZE JERKCITY'S GOVERNMENTAL STRUCTURE NOW THAT THE TYRANT HAS FLED
deuce: I'M NOT GOING TO LIE TO YOU: THE NEW LEADER WILL BE AT LEAST AS BAD AS THE LAST, BUT WE'LL BE HAPPY WITH CHANGE FOR ITS OWN SAKE FOR A WHILE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #politics #urinal-background |
|
3,557 | 7/29/2008 | the tyranny of three deuce: CONSIDER BUTT
pants: AS A REPLACEMENT FOR 3?!?!?!
pants: ONE TWO BUTT FOUR ????!!?!/11
deuce: THE NUMERAL 3 HAS CONTROLLED US FOR LONG ENOUGH
deuce: TODAY ITS REIGN OF TYRANNY ENDS |
deuce pants |
#butt #deuce-pants #math #three #woodring-den-background |
|
8,930 | 8/30/2023 | the ultimate cure for urination frequency at night deuce: FWD: THE ULTIMATE CURE FOR URINATION FREQUENCY AT NIGHT
pants: WHAT'S WRONG WITH OLD WHITE DICKS
deuce: LIMP
deuce: WRINKLY
pants: ALSO: POKING |
#deuce-pants #dicks #old #poking #spam #stalldoor-background #urine |
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8,170 | 8/1/2021 | the universal sound deuce: GARK THE PLANET |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #gark #hackers #sfw #sfx #single-panel #woodring-room-background |
|
3,211 | 8/18/2007 | the uppercase club pants: HI
deuce: CAN I ALSO LICK IT PLZ
pants: I THINK WE CAN ARRANGE THAT
spigot: FOLKS THIS IS THE UPPERCASE CLUB
spigot: YOU WILL NEED UPPERCASE JACKETS AND TIES
deuce: ACHTUNG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #mousehole #sfw #toilet-pig #uppercase #woodring-room-background |
|
557 | 4/5/2000 | the urine spigot: HURRFGGHLGHLGUHGGLE HEY SOMEONE CLEANED UP THE URINE BACK HERE GURRRHUNGGUH |
spigot |
#low-res #spigot-solo #urine #woodring-stairs-background |
|
257 | 6/19/1999 | the very bad farm pants: PERHAPS A MAJOR-MOTION PICTURE ABOUT POOP, POO
deuce: DEFINITELY MOTION
pants: COMP ME WITH SANDWICHES AND CHIPS AND PRICKS WILLYA
deuce: COCK A DOODLE DONG
pants: ARE WE DOWN ON THE FARM AGAIN ?!? OH BOY
deuce: THE VERY BAD FARM
pants: I WILL MILK YOU, COLLECT YOUR EGGS AND BE YOUR BABY DUCKLING
deuce: MADRE DE DIOS
spigot: YES SIR NO SIR SUCKING DICK SIR
spigot: ALL MY COCKS IN A BIG FAT ROW SIR |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #duck #farm #huffy-pants #oh-boy #poo #spanish #sucking-dick #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,020 | 2/8/2007 | the very same spigot: REWINDING THE SCENE IN DATA'S DREAM WHERE WORF'S EATING NUCLEAR PEPTIDE CAKE OFF A PAPER PLATE
deuce: IS THAT THE SAME EPISODE WHERE DEANA TROI IS USELESS |
deuce spigot |
#deanna-troi #deuce-spigot #diss #eye-injury #mousehole #red-x #sfw #star-trek #typo #woodring-room-background #worf |
|
441 | 12/14/1999 | the waiter pants: HORMPTH CHOMP CHEW HEY WAIT JUST A GOLD-BRICKIN' MINUTE
spigot: WHAT
pants: I ORDERED COCKSUCKER'S DELIGHT
spigot: WHO
pants: THIS IS CLEARLY THE DICKLICKER'S PLATE
spigot: I AM SORRY!!!!!! I WILL BE RIGHT BACK!!!!!!!
spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CRASH CLATTER BONK
spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP YOUR BILL!!!!! AND THANK YOU!!!!!
spigot: OH RIGHT THE COCKSUCKER THINGAMABLOBBER
spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CRASH CLATTER BONK
pants: WHY DO I EAT HERE
spigot: SIR THIS IS THE GOVERNOR'S PRIVATE CORNER TOILET |
pants spigot |
#bonk #chomp #clomp #cocksucker #dicklicker #food #hormpth #huffy-pants #onomatopoeia #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #plant #toilet #waiter #woodring-field-background |
|
8,975 | 10/14/2023 | the walmart pants: DO YOU GUYS NEED ANYTHING FROM WALMART
spigot: I GET MY CRAMPS IN THE ANTE MERIDIEM :MAN_IN_TUXEDO::SKIN-TONE-2::COCKTAIL:
pants: WACKING OFF OR WHACKING OFF
pants: HOT BUTTERED FAG NOG EXPRESS
effigy: GET HARD DAD! |
#blue-background #coy-pants #dad #effigy-pants-spigot #egg-nog #emoji #fag #fag-nog #funloving-nonsense #incest #latin #masturbation #no-greytext #walmart #whacking-off |
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1,956 | 2/9/2004 | the waltz of jericho pants: AND I'M ALL YEAH BUT CAN YOU BEAT OFF TO THIS AND THEN THE COPS CAME
pants: YOUR TODDLER UPSIDE DOWN IN A BUCKET
pants: I SURE GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ALL THE PROBLEMS |
pants |
#pants-solo #title-mismatch #woodring-room-background |
|
8,613 | 10/17/2022 | the war of the dick pants: SHALL WE HAVE A CIVIL WAR
deuce: OVER WHAT
pants: MY OWN DICK
deuce: COMING: 2023
deuce: WHOSE SIDE WILL YOU BE ON
pants: I TOLD YOU, I'M FIGHTING AGAINST MY OWN DICK
deuce: SIGNING AN ARMISTICE IN THE WAR OF THE DICK
deuce: WHICH INTERNATIONAL HISTORIANS REFER TO AS THE AMERICAN WAR OF THE DICK
deuce: TO DISTINGUISH IT FROM ALL THE OTHER DICK WARS
deuce: BUT A PEACE TREATY WAS NEVER SIGNED SO TECHNICALLY THE WAR STILL RAGES ON |
#dick #drunk-deuce #gunmetal-background #history #huffy-pants #somber-deuce #war |
||
5,131 | 1/31/2013 | the war on rape spigot: FOLKS THE WAR ON RAPE HASN'T WORKED AND WE NEED TO LEGALIZE RAPE
pants: THE CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE (WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THEM) |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #rape #woodring-field-background |
|
2,406 | 5/31/2005 | the way of the world ozone: SEE FIGURE 1
deuce: MOM SAID NOT TO TRUST YOU WHEN YOU GET GROPY
deuce: OR IS IT GROPEY
deuce: AT ANY RATE YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DOING IT NOW |
deuce ozone |
#deuce-ozone #drunk-deuce #groping #mom #poo #white-background |
|
8,159 | 7/21/2021 | the way things were pants: CAN'T WE GO BACK TO THE WAY THINGS WEREWHEN GAYS WERE GROSSAND TOM CRUISE PLAYING VOLLEYBALL IN TOP GUNWAS TOTALLY HETEROAND SEATBELTS WERE FOR PUSSIESAND MICHAEL KEATON WAS BATMAN AND AOL CDROMSAND JAPANAMANGAMANIAGOD BLESS AMERICA GOOD NIGHT |
pants |
#alt-text #anime #batman #funloving-nonsense #gay #high-res #manga #monologue #nostalgia #pants-solo #safety #single-panel #tom-cruise #top-gun #white-background |
|
579 | 4/27/2000 | the way you close your eyes pants: FLOSSING IS GROOVY |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #dental-hygiene #flossing #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
6,768 | 9/23/2017 | the weather control machine pants: T DEUCE IT'S NOT MY FAULT MAN
pants: T DEUCE I CAN'T CONTROL THE WEATHER (DESPERATELY TRYING TO PULL A SHEET OVER THE WEATHER CONTROL MACHINE, TUGGING ON ONE CORNER ONLY UNCOVERS THE OTHER)
deuce: T PANTS I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
deuce: I SEE (CLUELESSLY MISSES THE FAILED ATTEMPT TO HIDE THE WEATHER CONTROL MACHINE) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mad-science #sfw #urinal-background #wacky-antics #weather-control |
|
8,647 | 11/20/2022 | the weather outside pants: EXCUSE ME MISS BUT I HAVE A PAYLOAD FOR YOU
deuce: ALSO YOUR HEAD LOOKS AWFULLY COLD |
#deuce-pants #violetgrey-background |
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5,208 | 4/19/2013 | the weeping dongs pants: I'M INTO A LOT OF WEIRD STUFF |
pants |
#pants-solo #sfw #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background |
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743 | 10/5/2000 | the weigel factor spigot: THE TRICK TO BEATING OFF TO SYLVIA SAINT IS TO KEEP THE SOUND DOWN!!!!!!
spigot: RE: THE UNINTELLIGIBLE EUROPEAN ACCENT AND OF COURSE THE WEIGEL FACTOR
deuce: YOU MEAN THE YELLING AND SCREAMING THAT IS MORE DISTRACTING AND DISTURBING THAN EROTIC ?????????
deuce: ALSO THOSE STUPID CONE TITS THAT SHOULD HAVE FUCKING STAYED IN PLAYBOY
spigot: I DON'T KNOW WHAT EROTIC MEANS BUT I CAN'T BEAT OFF IF I HAVE TO KEEP ADJUSTING THE VOLUME |
deuce spigot |
#beating-off #cant-beat-off-if #deuce-spigot #diss #playboy #porn #sylvia-saint #teri-weigel #tits #typo #woodring-field-background |
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1,455 | 9/23/2002 | the weirdest thing spigot: THAT WAS THE WEIRDEST THING
spigot: I'M JUST SITTING HERE HAVING MY COFFEE, WHEN THREE HUNDRED MILES AWAY AT A WINCHELL'S DONUTS IN YUBA CITY TWO QUEERS ARE BEATING EACH OTHER OFF WITH OVEN MITTS
spigot: NOW THAT'S A HALLOWEEN SURPRISE |
spigot |
#coffee #halloween #mountain-background #oven-mitts #spigot-solo |
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514 | 2/22/2000 | the westminster dog show spigot: DOOT DEE DOO!!!!! PACKING MY SUITCASE
spigot: I LOVE ENGLAND T-SHIRT????? CHECK!!!!!
spigot: FAKE FUCKED-UP BUCKTEETH??? CHECK
spigot: KNICKERS, TROUSERS, JELLY BABIES, CHECK CHECK CHECK
spigot: DOING A FUNNY WALK TO THE AIRPORT!!!!!!! WAVING THE UNION JACK!!!!!!
spigot: VRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOM!!!! UP IN THE PLANE
spigot: BLAH BLAH TALKING TO EVERYONE AND SPILLING THINGS AND MAKING FARTS
spigot: SCREEEEEEEEEECH!!!! I'M HERE!!!!!!!
spigot: FINALLY!!!!!! THE WESTMINSTER DONG SHOW!!!!!!!!
spigot: AW CRIKEY
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spigot |
#british #dog-show #dong #england #farts #monty-python #spigot-solo #union-jack #woodring-field-background |
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2,390 | 5/15/2005 | the what factor deuce: THE GAG FACTOR
pants: NOT A FACTOR |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #gag-factor #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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3,621 | 10/1/2008 | the wheels of cars spigot: TIRES ARE THE WHEELS OF CARS
spigot: HOOKERS ARE "PROSTITUTES" OR CALL GIRLS (ESCORTS)
pants: ARE YOU MY FAVE 90210 HOTTIE
spigot: FOUR HUGE BUTTERY BAGELS |
pants spigot |
#bagels #beverly-hills-90210 #mountain-background #pants-spigot #prostitute |
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7,980 | 1/23/2021 | the whole class pants: YES AS A MATTER OF FACT I DID BRING ENOUGH DICK FOR THE WHOLE CLASS |
pants |
#deuce-pants #dick #drunk-deuce #riddle #school #single-panel #woodring-field-background |
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1,468 | 10/6/2002 | the whole damn system is out of order pants: THIS IS CNN
spigot: I'M NOT "PHRED" YOUR HONOR I AM THE GREAT CRUMAL
pants: THE JUDGE IS INSTRUCTING YOU TO ANSWER THE QUESTION
spigot: PERHAPS EVEN THE GREATEST CRUMAL OF THEM ALL
pants: I HAD A BONG A MINUTE AGO
spigot: T-TRANNYVISION????? |
pants spigot |
#bong #cnn #court #crumal #doonesbury #legal #marijuana #pants-spigot #phred #starship #the-great-crumal #trannies #trannyvision #ts #woodring-field-background |
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7,369 | 5/24/2019 | the whole folder goes in the trash spigot: if a movie or tv show has more than 3 seconds of a baby crying, the whole folder goes in the trash |
spigot |
#baby #crying #movies #nu-urinal-background #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #television |
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6,289 | 5/3/2016 | the whole nickel deuce: MILKING IT
pants: CRAMMING, JAMMING
pants: WORKING FOR THE WHOLE NICKEL |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #comic-chat #cramming #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #irc #jamming #nickel #woodring-room-background |
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8,773 | 3/26/2023 | the whole scene deuce: THE LATEST RELEASE OF THE TWITTER FILES: DEUCE'S SHITS
spigot: THEY CUT THE WHOLE SCENE WHERE DATA HELPS STEPHEN HAWKING EMPTY HIS DIARRHEA BUCKET |
#data #deuce-spigot #deuces-shits #diarrhea #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #mountain-background #star-trek #stephen-hawking |
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5,302 | 7/22/2013 | the whole world can be your stage spigot: THE WHOLE WORLD CAN BE YOUR STAGE WHEN YOU'RE FAT LIKE ME |
spigot |
#acting #bonequest-hi-fi #fat #fatness #gravy #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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921 | 4/3/2001 | the will of god pants: HUALGHLAHG
pants: MATCHING A DICK FOR A PRICK AND BACK AGAIN
pants: IT IS THE WILL OF GOD
pants: THE WAY OF THE WORLD
pants: PANIC IN THE STALLS
pants: OH HULAHGLAHLUGAUHLGHLA THE HUMANITY HULAHGALHGLAG
pants: SAVE, SAVE AS
pants: I AM LIVID THAT YOU CHOSE TO HOLD BACK PRICKS
pants: I QUESTION YOUR JUDGEMENT IN THIS MATTER
pants: CANNED PANCAKES, COCKS FOR LET, CRAMPY POO, WELCOME TO SAIGON
pants: GALAGA LHAGLHALUGHALHULGAG FROGGER
|
pants |
#cocksucking-noises #frog #frogger #galaga #pancakes #pants-solo #saigon #video-games #vietnam #woodring-room-background |
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5,696 | 9/3/2014 | the wisdom of solomon pants: SOLOMON SAYS WE SHOULD CUT ALL THE CATS IN HALF AND THEN REATTACH THEM TO MAKE ONE BIG COMPLICATED CAT |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #cat #mountain-background #pants-solo #sfw #solomon |
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5,200 | 4/11/2013 | the wizard and the princess spigot: WE HAVE TO HELP THE ****WIZARD**** RAPE THE ****PRINCESS**** |
spigot |
#asterisks #princess #rape #spigot-solo #wizard #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,525 | 4/22/2011 | the wonderful world of spigot spigot: THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF SPIGOT
spigot: I WAS PROMISED HAMBURGERS IN STALL 3
spigot: DISAPPOINTED |
spigot |
#hamburger #spigot-solo #stalls #woodring-field-background |
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1,413 | 8/13/2002 | the wood chipper atandt: WHY WERE YOU HANGING AROUND THE WOOD CHIPPER ANYWAY |
atandt |
#bonequest-hi-fi #sfw #wood-chipper #woodring-field-background |
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982 | 6/4/2001 | the world will never know deuce: I HATE IT WHEN HE DOES THIS
|
deuce |
#deuce-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,796 | 4/18/2023 | the worst possible thing deuce: :BRAIN: WHAT IS THE WORST POSSIBLE THING I COULD DO RIGHT NOW
pants: KICKING GRANDMA IN THE HEAD
pants: PULLING DOWN MY TROUSERS AND FIDDLING ABOUT
pants: TAKING A SHIT IN THE BATHTUB AND PRETENDING THE SHIT IS A BOAT
pants: SPRAYING URINE ON THE BANK TELLER
pants: SUCKING OFF THE MAILMAN EVEN THOUGH THERE ARE NO LETTERS FOR ME TODAY
pants: DRINKING TEQUILA AND UPDATING MY LINKEDIN PROFILE
pants: OFFSETTING MY CARBON FOOTPRINT BY FIRING A GUN INTO THE CEILING
deuce: BLOGGING ABOUT MIDDLE MANAGEMENT LIKE IT'S A THING TO BE PROUD OF |
#alcohol #blog #bored-pants #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drinking #drunk-deuce #family #gun #middle-management #no-title-card #rands-in-repose #rands-mentioned #shit #tequila #urine #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,569 | 4/28/2014 | the wrong end in front pants: WHEN IS A DONG LIKE A WRITING DESK
pants: OOF OW NUTPUNCHED |
pants |
#cbt #dong #nuts #physical-comedy #riddle #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,254 | 10/24/2021 | the wrong side spigot: LICK MY DICK OR BE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY |
spigot |
#cocksucking #dicklicking #history #mountain-background #single-panel #spigot-solo #typo #woke |
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5,720 | 9/27/2014 | the wrong way round deuce: OR MAYBE I GOT THAT THE WRONG WAY AROUND
spigot: YOU NEED TO BE MORE WELL ROUNDED, WITH EQUAL PORTIONS DICK AND PRICK
spigot: SOMETIMES WHEN I WATCH TV I THINK ABOUT KISSING YOU
deuce: ROBOTS.TXT IS A FILE THAT WEBCRAWLERS SEARCH FOR
spigot: COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME ONE MORE TIME
deuce: ROBOTS.TXT |
deuce spigot |
#blue-background #deuce-spigot #filename #robots-txt |
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8,936 | 9/5/2023 | the y files spigot: DID MULDER SERIOUSLY NEVER LOOK INTO THE Y FILES |
#black-background #sfw #spigot-solo #television #x-files |
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3,012 | 1/31/2007 | the yam stand deuce: WHAT KIND OF AN ASSHOLE VILLAIN STEALS HAMBURGERS
pants: I, UH
pants: THE YAM STAND!!!
pants: GIVE ME GUFF
spigot: GONNA GO AHEAD AND STICK MY KNOB IN THE TOILET ROLL |
deuce pants spigot |
#burgers #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #hamburgler #mcdonalds #spigot-points #urinal-background #weird-pants-face #yams |
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5,850 | 2/4/2015 | the_user is_not connected deuce: HOW CAN I BE SO GAY AND YET SO FRUITY
atandt: REALLY THE ANSWER IS IN THE QUESTION |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #gay #null #white-background |
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9,141 | 3/28/2024 | theme from bonequest spigot: ARE YOU PUMPING YOUR PATHETIC PENIS FOR THESE GOLDEN BROWN CRINKLE CUT ORE-IDA FRENCH FRIES
spigot: OKAY I SENSE AD PLACEMENT
spigot: AM I READY TO SHOOT MY LOAD INTO WHAT KIND OF REVERSE MORTGAGE NOW
spigot: PLEASE STAY ON TOPIC
deuce: BUY GOLD |
#advertising #deuce-spigot #fries #off-topic #product-placement #semen #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,586 | 11/28/2005 | theme to spigot the bear : Dear Gentle Reader,
: We are sorry but due to technical difficulties, today's episode of Jerkcity is only available in MP3 format. Please use the following Uniform Resource Locator to download:
: http://www.jerkcity.com/JERKCITY_PODCAST_THEME_TO_SPIGOT_THE_BEAR.MP3
: We apologize for the inconvenience. Jerkcity will be back in service tomorrow morning at midnight, California time natch.
: Thank you for your consideration. |
spigot |
#dj-rapekit #rape #spigot-the-bear #url |
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4,543 | 5/10/2011 | then breaks the dawn spigot: GARBAGE DISPOSAL = 3 INCHES WIDE
spigot: FROG = 8 INCHES WIDE
spigot: WE HAVE A PROBLEM |
spigot |
#frog #garbage-disposal #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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4,536 | 5/3/2011 | then how do you spigot: THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE SHIT ALL OVER YOURSELF |
spigot |
#shit #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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6,232 | 3/6/2016 | then i go online spigot: LORD GOD IT'S HAMBURGERS
spigot: SOMETIMES I LIKE TO ROLL UP MY WRIST PAD SO IT LOOKS LIKE A DICK AND BALLS
spigot: THEN I GO ONLINE AND PRETEND TO HAVE A BONER |
spigot |
#boner-fraud #irc #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,781 | 1/24/2012 | then i really have to deuce: YOU'RE THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE
spigot: I CAN BE QUEER UNTIL SEINFELD THEN I REALLY HAVE TO GET A BUS HOME |
deuce spigot |
#bus #deuce-spigot #gay #seinfeld #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,228 | 12/4/2004 | then i woke the fuck up atandt: WELCOME TO BONEQUEST
atandt: I AM FIRST CLASS PRIVATE ATANDT AND THIS IS SCOUTMASTER PANTS
pants: AND I'M ALL WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND HE'S ALL I'M DANIEL SO I SAYS WHERE'S THE REGULAR GUY AND HE'S GOT NO IDEA WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT THEN I WOKE UP |
atandt pants |
#bonequest-hd #bonequest-introduction #boy-scouts #huffy-pants #sandman #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,965 | 2/18/2004 | then the cops came deuce: FOUR STARS
deuce: THEN THE COPS CAME |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #grand-theft-auto #mountain-background #police #sfw |
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6,362 | 7/15/2016 | then there will be war pants: YES THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING: WHAT IF I CAN'T BE BEAT OFF
pants: WHAT IF IT'S JUST NOT POSSIBLE
pants: WAR MAKES MEN BEATOFFABLE
deuce: THEN THERE WILL BE WAR |
deuce pants |
#beating-off #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #urinal-background #war |
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6,902 | 2/5/2018 | then they sat me down spigot: THEN THEY SAT ME DOWN AND TOGETHER WE ALL WATCHED THE VIDEOTAPE OF ME STEALING THE CANDY |
spigot |
#candy #cctv #loss-prevention #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #theft #woodring-field-background |
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7,190 | 11/27/2018 | then who deuce: folks I don't know about you but *I* sure don't lick dick
pants: well somebody did
deuce: sure wasn't me |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicklicking #folks #not-gay #weird-pants-face #whodunit #woodring-field-background |
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1,182 | 12/26/2001 | there are no prizes involved pants: GODAWFUL PISS DRINKING CONTESTS THAT GO ON FOR DAYS AND DAYS
deuce: THEY'RE NOT PISS DRINKING CONTESTS AS MUCH AS JUST ATTEMPTS TO DRINK AS MUCH PISS AS POSSIBLE
deuce: THERE ARE NO PRIZES INVOLVED THIS IS JUST A WAY OF LIFE FOR THE PARTICIPANTS
pants: SPUTTER
pants: CURSE YOU |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #no-greytext #piss #piss-party #typo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,804 | 7/4/2006 | there goes the cockbot atandt: HERE COMES THE COCKBOT
pants: ANOTHER DAY IN THE BIG CITY, RUINED |
atandt pants |
#back-from-shield-early #cockbot #underpants #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,508 | 2/26/2014 | there is no dick or dope here deuce: HOUSTON WE HAVE CLEARED THE TOWER
pants: UNLESS YOU'RE FROM THE GOVERNMENT IN WHICH CASE THERE IS NO DICK OR DOPE HERE JUST CABBAGES IN THE DIRT AND PLEASE GIVE US FARM AID |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #aviation #cabbages #deuce-pants #farm #huffy-pants #marijuana #radio #woodring-field-background |