No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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4,596 | 7/12/2011 | there is no god pants: PRICKS OF MASS DISTRACTION THAT'S FOR SURE
pants: I SAID **DISTRACTION**
pants: BOMB GOES OFF ALL LIFE EXTERMINATED DOMINANT POPULATION IS NOW RABBITS THERE IS NO GOD WE ARE ALL MULCH FOREVER |
pants |
#apocalypse #black-background #mulch #nihilism #pants-solo #pricks #rabbits #wmd |
|
5,323 | 8/12/2013 | there is no wrong answer spigot: WOULD YOU DESCRIBE JERKCITY AS:
spigot: (A) PHAT
spigot: (B) DOPE
spigot: (C) FLY
spigot: (D) TWITPIC
spigot: (E) STRAIGHT UP
spigot: (F) IDIOTIC |
spigot |
#bionic #dope #fly #multiple-choice #phat #photo-background #sfw #spigot-solo #stray-dot #survey #television-background #twitpic |
|
2,904 | 10/11/2006 | there is only one god and he is god pants: THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD AND HE IS PUTTING HIS FINGERS IN MY RECTUM RIGHT NOW
deuce: HE IS A MERCIFUL GOD
deuce: BUT REALLY LIKES FINGER CRAMMING FOR SOME REASON
pants: HE IS LOVE
deuce: GOD IS LOVE (AND ANAL PROBING)
pants: ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE RABBIT GOD FROM WATERSHIP DOWN
deuce: UH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #god #rabbit #watership-down |
|
5,538 | 3/28/2014 | there, done pants: SHITTING MYSELF
deuce: IT WAS MY BALLS
pants: THERE, DONE
pants: WISH I HAD A NAPKIN
deuce: DEFINITELY MY BALLS |
deuce pants |
#balls #deuce-pants #filename #shit #soiling-myself #yellow-background |
|
4,680 | 10/11/2011 | there's a bee in here deuce: POKE POKE POKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE
pants: MY ALONE TIME
deuce: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHERE'S MY STATUS REPORT
pants: NOTHING !!! I'M WRAPPING YOUR PRESENT !!! DON'T COME IN
deuce: HURGLE BURGLE
pants: THERE'S A BEE IN HERE !!! |
deuce pants |
#bee #deuce-pants #dogshit #huffy-pants #woodring-den-background |
|
6,358 | 7/11/2016 | there's a fork in there spigot: VVVVVVVVGRGRGRGRGRRGRGRG
spigot: SORRY WHAT
spigot: GCKG GCK GCK KGCKCGKC OH THERE'S A FORK IN THERE |
spigot |
#fork #garbage-disposal #loud-noises #mousehole #physical-comedy #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
7,143 | 10/11/2018 | there's more to comics than superheroes spigot: i'm a bearded 20-something reminding folks there's more to comics than superheroes
spigot: "toon" in each day to fuck my face |
spigot |
#20-something-year-old #bonequest-hi-fi #comics #face #spigot-solo #toon #urinal-background |
|
1,198 | 1/11/2002 | there's something about ike atandt: I LIKE IKE
atandt: HE LIKES IKE
atandt: WE LIKE IKE
atandt: THEY LIKE IKE
atandt: WE ALL LIKE IKE |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #eisenhower #ike #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
6,384 | 8/7/2016 | these are the days of our lives deuce: HUCKLEBUCK
pants: HUCKLEBUCK
pants: GOO |
deuce pants |
#days-of-our-lives #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #grey-background #hucklebuck #kurt-vonnegut #sfw #slaughterhouse-five |
|
7,526 | 10/28/2019 | these are the jokes spigot: waiter there's a condom in my diarrhea
spigot: these are the jokes you fucking queers
spigot: can i get a bigger mic |
spigot |
#comedy #condom #dick #empty-auditorium-background #failed-comedy #jokes #queer #spigot-solo #waiter |
|
955 | 5/8/2001 | these are the rules atandt: YOU THERE. NO PUKING ON YOUR SHOES |
atandt |
#atandt-spigot #hitler #vomit #woodring-field-background |
|
5,925 | 4/20/2015 | these are the times that try men's souls spigot: YOU GOT YOUR BOXES HERE, YOUR GADGETS THERE
spigot: AN APPLE MONITOR BOX FOR A NIGHT STAND
spigot: IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT I CAN GET UP IN PITCH DARKNESS AND KNOW EXACTLY WHERE THE ALLEN WRENCHES ARE
pants: THESE ARE THE TIMES THAT TRY MEN'S SOULS |
pants spigot |
#apple #computer-repair #irc #pants-spigot #sfw #urinal-background |
|
4,249 | 7/6/2010 | these are their stories spigot: TWO SEPERATE AND EQUALLY IMPORTANT BALLS
pants: AND JUSTICE FOR ALL |
pants spigot |
#balls #bonequest-hd #donk-donk #law-and-order #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
73 | 11/28/1998 | these are tomatoes spigot: I'M A SKILLED IMMIGRANT WITH A TIE AND A RESUME AND A DREAM
deuce: GREAT THESE ARE TOMATOES AND THERE'S THE TRUCK
spigot: WHERE IS MY FUCKING NOBEL PRIZE
deuce: IN THE APPLE TREE
spigot: EXCITEMENT IN THE MOUTH |
#apple-tree #deuce-spigot #grin-panel #immigrant #mousehole #nobel-prize #resume #tomato #truck #woodring-room-background |
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5,277 | 6/27/2013 | these beautiful ladyboys deuce: LOOK GUYS THESE BEAUTIFUL LADYBOYS ARE NOT GOING TO BEAT THEMSELVES OFF
deuce: YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO STEP UP TO THE PLATE
deuce: OH
deuce: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
deuce: I AM SO SORRY |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #ladyboys #mousehole #ts #woodring-room-background |
|
879 | 2/20/2001 | these cheese fries atandt: T DEUCE I OFFER THESE CHEESE FRIES TO YOU AS A PEACE OFFERING
atandt: T DEUCE PLEASE ACCEPT THEM IN GOOD FAITH
deuce: T ATANDT REJECTED OUT-OF-HAND
atandt: T PANTS I OFFER THESE CHEESE FRIES TO YOU AS A PEACE OFFERING
pants: T ATANDT YAY YUM CHOMP SLOBBER DUH |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-disconnect #atandt-deuce-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,004 | 5/25/2018 | these days i feel like i do nothing right |
deuce pants spigot |
#despair-panel #deuce-pants-spigot #red-background #sfw #topical |
|
3,703 | 12/22/2008 | these dicks and pricks spigot: THESE DICKS AND PRICKS ARE TURNING ME INTO SOMEONE I JUST DON'T LIKE VERY MUCH
pants: I CAN LIVE WITH THAT |
pants spigot |
#dicks #mouse-cursor #pants-spigot #pricks #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,477 | 10/15/2002 | these fine wines spigot: THESE FINE WINES GO TO TABLE FIVE - DON'T YOU SPILL A PRECIOUS DROP
pants: JEAN-CHARLES, NO, WE WILL BE HUNG AT SUNRISE IF YOU
spigot: NOT ON THE ROLLER SKATES JEAN-CHARLES YOU ARE A DISGRACE
pants: DER FUHRER'S WIFE ??? THE FIRING SQUAD ??? JEAN-CHARLES
spigot: THE CHANDALIER WILL SURELY FALL UNLESS YOU LET GO
spigot: NO JEAN-CHARLES YOU KLUTZ, THAT IS THE POISONED CROUTON
pants: YOU BUMBLING IMBECILE, YOU HAVE TRACKED MUD ALL OVER THE PALACE
pants: YOU MUST CLEAN UP BEFORE THE KING WAKES FROM HIS ROYAL NAP |
pants spigot |
#coy-pants #funloving-nonsense #hitler #huffy-pants #jean-charles #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #sfw #wine #woodring-field-background |
|
4,241 | 6/28/2010 | these horrible things deuce: LEARNING TO LOVE AGAIN
pants: WHO IS TEACHING YOU THESE HORRIBLE THINGS
deuce: HE WANTS ME TO CALL HIM "DADDY" |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #daddy #deuce-pants #fannypack #fannypacks #huffy-pants #love #mouse-cursor #sfw #white-background |
|
2,969 | 12/19/2006 | these pumpy times of ours deuce: MY PENIS IMPLANT IS COMPOSED OF ADAMANTIUM |
deuce |
#adamantium #atandt-deuce #gunmetal-background #mutant-registration #penis-implant |
|
2,330 | 3/16/2005 | these united states spigot: DO OTHER COUNTRIES THINK IT'S FUNNY TO PLACE [UNITED STATES] IN ITS ALPHABETICAL POSITION IN A COUNTRY POP-UP INSTEAD OF AT INDEX NUMBER 1 WHERE IT BELONGS NO MATTER WHAT
deuce: PARENTS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dj-jazzy-jeff #fresh-prince #mountain-background #patriotism #usa |
|
7,238 | 1/14/2019 | they all wake up together spigot: decapitating new horizon
spigot: placing the radioisotope thermoelectric generator in nasa's bed
spigot: i assume they all wake up together ????
spigot: get oort of my cloud
spigot: whapping them all with my kuiper belt |
spigot |
#astronomy #nasa #sfw #space #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
8,555 | 8/20/2022 | they are hot and they are cross spigot: YOU'VE HEARD OF HOT CROSS BUNS WELL
spigot: HOW ABOUT HOT CROSS :POINT_RIGHT::SKIN-TONE-2: WANGS :POINT_LEFT::SKIN-TONE-2:
spigot: :BOOM: `BZZT` OW MY GOD |
#emoji #food #mountain-background #pastry #punishment #satire #spigot-solo #wangs |
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6,253 | 3/27/2016 | they are naturally like that pants: T DEUCE THE ORANGE ONES BITE (THE GOLD ONES DO NOT (GENERALLY))
deuce: T PANTS BUT IS THAT BECAUSE THEY HAVE BEEN TRAINED OR BECAUSE THEY ARE NATURALLY LIKE THAT BEFORE THEY ARE SPRAYPAINTED
pants: T DEUCE CHECK WITH THE BELLHOP OR SOMETHING |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
191 | 4/16/1999 | they are to blame : [GAY UNDERWEAR SEX]
|
deuce pants |
#gay-underwear-sex #picture #they-are-to-blame |
|
5,590 | 5/20/2014 | they buy and plant deuce: LET'S YOU AND ME TALK ABOUT A FUCKIN' OSTRICH
pants: THEY BITE AND CLAMP |
deuce pants |
#birds #biting #clamping #deuce-pants #ostrich #siri #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,778 | 7/5/2020 | they call it cheese dick: THEY CALL IT CHEESE, BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT IT TASTES LIKE |
dick |
#cheese #dick-pants #food #sfw #single-panel #smegma #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,066 | 9/8/2015 | they do not reply deuce: ARE YOU A PAGE 3 GIRL
pants: I CONTINUE TO SUBMIT MY SELFIES BUT THEY DO NOT REPLY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #page-three #selfie #sfw #the-sun #urinal-background |
|
4,245 | 7/2/2010 | they hate it pants: MATTHEW DRUDGE TRIED TO TOUCH MY ASS
deuce: WELCOME TO THE CLUB
deuce: HE ACTUALLY EXPOSED HIMSELF TO ME
pants: 100,000,000,000,000 MEMBERS STRONG (HE WENT TO OTHER WORLDS)
deuce: RECRUITING AND FEELING UP THE CITIZENS OF PROXIMA CENTAURI IV
pants: THEY HATE IT BUT BEING BALLS OF PURE ENERGY THEY CAN'T DO MUCH ABOUT IT |
deuce pants |
#aliens #ass #deuce-pants #drudge #molestation #white-background |
|
4,049 | 12/10/2009 | they huddle around him pants: THEY HUDDLE AROUND ME AND FORCE ME TO SUCK
deuce: T PANTS I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULDN'T TAKE OUR CONVERSATIONS INTO PUBLIC WITHOUT COMPLETE AUTHORIZATION |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #forced-sucking #public-disclosure #sucking #urinal-background |
|
3,016 | 2/4/2007 | they made my dick drink paint pants: T DEUCE THEY MADE MY DICK DRINK PAINT
pants: WHITE PAINT
deuce: UH
pants: IT DRINKS ANYTHING YOU DIP IT IN |
deuce pants |
#blue-background #deuce-pants #dick-drinking #drunk-deuce #eye-injury #paint |
|
8,005 | 2/17/2021 | they should make spigot: THEY SHOULD MAKE PORN FOR GUYS |
spigot |
#carmine-background #high-res #porn #single-panel #spigot-solo #suggestion |
|
3,139 | 6/7/2007 | they will pay for what they have done spigot: IS THAT ANY WAY TO BEHAVE
deuce: THEY WILL PAY FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE
deuce: WITH THE BLOOD OF THEIR CHILDREN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: T SPIGOT UH
deuce: T SPIGOT HI
deuce: T SPIGOT WHAT HAPPENED |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hd #children #cropped #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #mousehole #poo #woodring-room-background |
|
3,333 | 12/18/2007 | they'll never wake us in time : We now return to this week's episode of Spigot the Bear, already in progress.
pants: THEY'LL NEVER WAKE US IN TIME!!!
spigot: LOGGING IN AND LOGGING OUT REPEATEDLY IS THE CLOSEST I'LL EVER GET TO SEX |
pants spigot |
#caption #pants-spigot #sex #spigot-the-bear #weird-pants-face |
|
7,643 | 2/22/2020 | they're all right there spigot: please stop asking which folder contains blacked waifus
spigot: they're all right there on the desktop |
spigot |
#autistic #black-background #blacked #porn #spigot-solo #waifu |
|
8,010 | 2/22/2021 | they're called spigot: THEY'RE CALLED TRAPS BECAUSE IF YOU LOAD UP ON DICK YOU DON'T HAVE ROOM FOR DINNER |
spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #dicks #feet-above-floor #low-res #single-panel #traps #woodring-room-background |
|
1,990 | 3/14/2004 | things i hit spigot: TIME TO HIT THE ROAD
spigot: HIT THE BONG
spigot: HIT THE PORN
spigot: AND HIT THE SACK
spigot: SECRETLY I'M GOING TO BEAT OFF IN THE CAR |
spigot |
#bong #porn #spigot-solo |
|
6,176 | 12/29/2015 | things you can do to it pants: PUNCH IT
pants: PUT A CLOTHESPIN ON IT
pants: STUFF IT UNDER THE SINK
pants: SPIN IN AROUND REAL FAST-LIKE
pants: MAKE IT SIT IN THE BACK SEAT
pants: CHOP IT UP, PUT IT IN THE STEW
pants: HANG IT UNTIL DEAD
pants: DIP IT IN THE CREEK |
pants |
#pants-solo #sfw #uncredited-character #under-the-sink #urinal-background |
|
8,425 | 4/12/2022 | think twice spigot: CORONAVIRUS HAS MADE US ALL THINK TWICE ABOUT LICKING TOILET SEATS IN AN AIRPORT BATHROOM |
#coronavirus #covid-19 #current-events #hygiene #single-panel #spigot-solo #toilet #urinal-background |
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5,067 | 11/25/2012 | thinking of different people pants: GOD LOVES DICKS
deuce: T PANTS ACTUALLY I DON'T THINK HE'S VERY FOND OF THEM
pants: T DEUCE ACTUALLY I THINK HE IS
deuce: T PANTS YEAH OKAY I THINK WE'RE THINKING OF DIFFERENT PEOPLE
pants: T DEUCE ROBES, LONG FLOWING WHITE HAIR AND BEARD, ROBES, DEEP VOICE, REALLY INTO PISS ???
deuce: T PANTS I'M THINKING OF THE OLDER BROTHER ON DIFFER'NT STROKES |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #god #grey-background #piss |
|
3,849 | 5/17/2009 | third base pants: I GOT TO THIRD BASE WITH YOUR MOUTH
deuce: IS THIRD BASE THE ONE WHERE I NEED AN AIDS TEST OR WHAT ?!!?? |
deuce pants |
#aids #deuce-eating-mouse-cursor #deuce-pants #mouse-cursor #mouth #urinal-background |
|
1,101 | 10/6/2001 | third party check pants: I CAN'T ACCEPT A THIRD-PARTY CHECK SIR
spigot: BUT IT HAS THE HAMBURGLAR ON IT |
pants spigot |
#mcdonalds #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,243 | 3/17/2016 | thirsty work pants: WATCHING YOU PEOPLE EAT DICK IS THIRSTY WORK |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #gark #pants-solo #urinal-background |
|
1,640 | 3/28/2003 | thirty-frog and some change pants: I LICKED SIXTY-TEN DICKS TODAY
pants: FORTY-ORANGE OF THEM BEFORE BREAKFAST !!!
deuce: YOU ARE NOT MEETING YOUR QUOTA (PURPLE) |
deuce pants |
#boards-of-canada #deuce-spigot #frog #mousehole #nine-dicks #woodring-room-background |
|
7,250 | 1/26/2019 | this absolute unit spigot: choke down this absolute unit |
spigot |
#choking #low-res #single-panel #spigot-solo #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background |
|
4,887 | 5/16/2012 | this and also that deuce: YOU ARE A STUPID FUCKING WOMAN AND SHUT UP |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #misogyny #woodring-room-background |
|
5,585 | 5/14/2014 | this bag and this rag pants: HUFF FROM THIS BAG
spigot: HOW MANY GOSH DARN
pants: AND THIS RAG
spigot: HANG ON
pants: HELLO
spigot: WE'RE DOIN' ALL WE CAN |
pants spigot |
#cake-mix #huffing #irc #pants-spigot #phalus700 #piss-cake #scottish-accent #solvents #substance-abuse #urine #woodring-field-background |
|
7,118 | 9/16/2018 | this bucket hat will never not be cool deuce: KILL THEM ALL
spigot: nothing makes a problem go away faster than replying with a paste of my vacation responder
spigot: guess he won't be back until (squints) the spring
pants: this bucket hat will never not be cool |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #mountain-background #sfw |
|
2,378 | 5/3/2005 | this calls for deuce: GOES ON FOR HOURS
pants: A FILLIBUSTER EH
pants: THIS CALLS FOR ... COCKSUCKING
deuce: GLHGALH GAHLAGLH GALHGAL HAGLHGAHAG |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #oasis #politics |
|
6,127 | 11/8/2015 | this can't be real life atandt: ACCEPT NO IMITATIONS
atandt; CARRY ONLY AUTHORIZED JERKCITY MERCHANDISE |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #branding #fighting-irish-pose #merchandise #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8 | 8/25/1998 | this channel sucks pants: /NICK DOCTORWHO
pants: /NICK DRWHO
pants: /NICK DR_WHO
deuce: THIS CHANNEL SUCKS
pants: /NICK D0CT0R_WH0 GODDAMNIT
pants: /NICK DOCWHO |
#already-in-use #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants #dr-who #irc #okay-pants-face #username #woodring-field-background |
||
4,091 | 1/23/2010 | this chat thing deuce: SHUT
atandt: I REALLY LIKE THIS CHAT THING |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #chat #meatball #sfw #shut #urinal-background |
|
2,254 | 12/30/2004 | this comic sucks pants: I DON'T GET TODAY'S EPISODE
pants: AND I'M IN IT
deuce: I'M IN YOU
pants: THIS COMIC SUCKS |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hd #bonequest-hi-fi #coy-pants #deuce-pants #meta #sfw #white-background |
|
3,326 | 12/11/2007 | this corny dream pants: JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE IN THIS CORNY DREAM
deuce: I MASTURBATE FREQUENTLY |
deuce pants |
#deja-vu #deuce-pants #dream #masturbation #molestation #twilight-zone #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,424 | 6/18/2005 | this film is not yet rated spigot: YAY WE'RE TOGETHER
spigot: FUCKING BE GAY WITH ME OR GET OUT
deuce: I'M NOT GAY (REALLY)
spigot: THAT IS QUITE FRANKLY TOO MUCH URINE FOR ONE FACE |
deuce spigot |
#be-gay-with-me #deuce-spigot #face #gay #kaff #not-gay #urine #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,382 | 2/5/2008 | this fine morning : ON TEH LEFT, SPIGOT TEH BEAR. ON TEH RITE: DEUCE (DO NOT LET HIM NOM ON YOU)
spigot: I SURE AM GAY THIS FINE MORNING
deuce: I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME
spigot: MUST BE GAY SPORES IN THE AIR OR SOMETHING
deuce: SOMEBODY FLUSH US PLEASE |
deuce spigot |
#caption #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #gay #memespeak #mousehole #prose #spigot-the-bear #typo #woodring-room-background #zombies |
|
3,554 | 7/26/2008 | this frog pants: GONNA MAKE LOVE TO A FROG
pants: THIS FROG
pants: WAIT COME BACK |
pants |
#come-back #frog #pants-solo #sfw |
|
8,050 | 4/3/2021 | this game effigy: WWWDDWWAAAAAWWDDWWAAAWWWSS
effigy: THIS GAME SUX
:: LEFT THE ROOM. |
: effigy |
#deuce-effigy #drunk-deuce #mousehole #sfw #video-games #wasd #woodring-room-background |
|
5,730 | 10/7/2014 | this game of twenty questions pants: PLANTS
pants: ANIMALS
pants: MINERALS
pants: COCKS
deuce: THIS GAME OF 20 QUESTIONS NEEDS SERIOUS MODIFICATION |
deuce pants |
#blue-background #cocks #deuce-pants |
|
6,934 | 3/9/2018 | this grocery basket spigot: CHECK OUT THIS GROCERY BASKET (CAN'T UNDO BELT) NVM |
spigot |
#fatness #mlem #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
3,040 | 2/28/2007 | this guy : Jerkcity is available for your viewing pleasure on the world wide web at www.jerkcity.com.
spigot: FOLKS WHAT'S FRENCH AND TAKES SHITS AND LICKS DICKS ???!??
spigot: ---> MOI <---
spigot: OKAY OKAY WHAT'S GOT A BUNCH OF COLONS AND LIKES TO BEAT OFF AND HIT WOMEN??????????
spigot: :::::: THIS GUY :::::: |
spigot |
#caption #eye-injury #french #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
5,085 | 12/16/2012 | this i know deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO STATE FOR THE RECORD THAT JESUS DOES IN FACT LOVE ME (THIS I KNOW)
net: HOW
deuce: T NET FOR THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO (DUH) |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #jesus #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,821 | 5/13/2023 | this is a story spigot: 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶 NOW THIS IS A STORY / ALL ABOUT HOW 🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵
spigot: 🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵 I SUCKED A FEW DICKS / IN THE STALL JUST NOW 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶
spigot: THE END
pants: WAIT I CAN BEATBOX |
#beatboxing #dicksucking #emoji #no-title-card #pants-spigot #rapping #stall #the-fresh-prince-of-bel-air #will-smith #woodring-den-background |
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1,974 | 2/27/2004 | this is a test atandt: THIS IS A TEST
atandt: LAUHGLUAHGLUAHLUAG
atandt: DONE |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #bong #fighting-irish-pose #graffiti #nonstandard-title-panel #photo #this-is-a-test #title-mismatch #toilet #woodring-room-background |
|
5,344 | 9/2/2013 | this is an outrage pants: I'LL SUCK OFF EACH AND EVERY LAST ONE OF YAS
pants: WHY THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
pants: ALL I CAN DO IS STAND HERE WITH MY TEETH CLENCHED |
pants |
#dong #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
4,304 | 8/30/2010 | this is bonequest atandt: WELCOME TO BONEQUEST: THE DAILY ADVENTURES OF PANTS, DEUCE, SPIGOT AND ME, ATANDT
pants: UM I
atandt: SHUT UP
atandt: SHUT THE FUCK UP
pants: ALL RIGHT THEN |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #white-background |
|
5,073 | 12/1/2012 | this is for you pants: I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THIS |
pants |
#blue-background #nuggh #pants-solo #sfw #stray-dot |
|
7,353 | 5/8/2019 | this is hot dog actual pants: buster cunt
deuce: did not copy your last
effigy: I DEMAND HOT DOGS FOR LUNCH
deuce: BUSTER CUNT 2 THIS IS HOT DOG ACTUAL
pants: i'll meet ya out back
deuce: ja, ja |
deuce effigy pants |
#deuce-effigy-pants #food #funloving-nonsense #german #grey-background #hot-dog #lunch #radio |
|
2,522 | 9/24/2005 | this is how we roll pants: PHONE IT IN
pants: BUT DON'T PICK UP
pants: LET THE MACHINE GET IT |
pants |
#answering-machine #pants-solo #phone #sfw #telephone #telephony #woodring-field-background |
|
4,709 | 11/10/2011 | this is jnn pants: BUT FIRST THE NEWS
pants: IN TODAY'S HEADLINES
pants: LKSDFJLSDF JSODF* AGLIHALG JO)&DFY YUAGHALG O*FY SOPDFHS (D*F HSODFBSL |
pants |
#headlines #jnn #line-noise #news #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,633 | 5/1/2017 | this is not a drill deuce: SET CONDITION 1SQ FOR STRATEGIC MISSILE LAUNCH
deuce: THE RELEASE OF NUCLEAR WEAPONS HAS BEEN AUTHORIZED
deuce: THIS IS NOT A DRILL |
deuce |
#crimson-tide #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #movies #nuclear-weapons #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,597 | 9/7/2008 | this is not a drill pants: HURF BURF METAFILTER DISCUSSION
pants: ANIMAL CROSSING IS MAKING ME GAY (SOMEHOW)
pants: [REDACTED] EATEN, MINIFIGS IN MY [REDACTED] |
pants |
#animal-crossing #metafilter #pants-solo #redacted-text #woodring-den-background |
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2,470 | 8/3/2005 | this is not a test spigot: I DISLIKE THE BITING
spigot: BUT I DON'T MIND THE CLAMPING
spigot: HOLDING MY BREATH UNTIL I'M GAY IN THE FACE |
spigot |
#clamping #gay-in-the-face #spigot-solo |
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5,800 | 12/16/2014 | this is only a test pants: THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM -- THIS IS ONLY A TEST
pants: HALGHALGHLAHGLAHGLHALAG
pants: THIS IS ONLY A TEST |
pants |
#bonequest-hd #pants-solo #radio #sfw #stray-dot #this-is-a-test #woodring-field-background |
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6,318 | 6/1/2016 | this is radio free jerkcity spigot: SO UTTERLY JIBBER-JABBERY WITH POINTLESS TALK I CAN BARELY ENJOY MY ICE CREAM |
spigot |
#ice-cream #radio #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,312 | 5/26/2016 | this is taking forever pants: THIS IS TAKING FOREVER HUFF PUFF BUHH WISH HE'D JIZZ SOON MUP MUP
deuce: T PANTS I'M NEXT
pants: T DEUCE BUT IF THIS ISN'T YOUR DICK THEN
pants: T DEUCE UH OH
pants: T DEUCE YOU'RE STILL GOING TO PAY FOR THIS RIGHT |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,234 | 1/10/2019 | this is the life pants: this is the life huh |
pants |
#life #pants-solo #sfw #single-panel #title-mismatch #urinal-background |
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4,608 | 7/24/2011 | this is the zodiac speaking pants: KILL/SLF/DR HELP/ME/KILL/MYSELF GAS/CHAMBER AEIOUR/DAYS/QUESTIONSABLE EVERYY/WAKING MOMENT/IM/ALIVE MY/PRIDE/LOST I/CANT/GO ON/LIVING/IN/THIS/WAY KILLING/PEOPLE/I/HAV/KILLD
pants: SO/MANY/PEOPLE/CANT/HELP/MYSELF M/SO/ANGRY I/COULD/DO/MY/THING/IM/ALONE IN/THIS/WORLD MY/WHOLE/LIFE FUL/O/LIES/IM/UNABLE/TO/STOP
pants: BY/THE/TIME/YOU/SOLVE/THIS/I/WILL/HAV/KILLD ELEVEN/PEOPLE PLEASE/HELP/ME/STOP/KILLING/PEOPLE PLEASE/MY/NAME/IS/PANTS/FROM/JERKCITY |
pants |
#current-events #gas #gas-chamber #lynnea #pants-from-jerkcity #pants-solo #prostitute #uncredited-character #white-background #zodiac-killer |
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7,477 | 9/9/2019 | this is the zodiac speaking spigot: this is the zodiac speaking
spigot: guess we're playin' phone tag |
spigot |
#antacid #phone-call #serial-killers #sfw #spigot-solo #white-background #zantac #zodiac-killer |
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1,461 | 9/29/2002 | this island earth pants: CLEAN UNDERPANTS AND GAY DICKS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE
deuce: WUHHHHHHHHH
pants: T DEUCE YOUR LINE IS "OUTSTANDING"
deuce: T PANTS MY INTEROCITER IS MALFUNCTIONING |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #gay #gay-dicks #interociter #this-island-earth #underpants #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,780 | 10/7/2017 | this isn't doing shit pants: LIGHT MY DICK ON FIRE AND TAKE A PUFF
deuce: IS IT AN INTOXICANT
pants: PROBABLY
deuce: GONNA NEED A MORE DEFINITE ANSWER THAN THAT
pants: AUDIENCE BOOS
deuce: REQUIRE PEER-REVIEWED STUDIES
deuce: WITH CONTROLLED DOUBLE-BLIND EXPERIMENTS
pants: YOU'LL LOOK COOL WITH IT IN YOUR MOUTH
deuce: WELL I'M CONVINCED POK POK POK POK
deuce: THIS ISN'T DOING SHIT POK POK POK POK |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking #deuce-pants #dicklicking #drugs #genital-mutilation #pok #science #smoking #urinal-background |
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7,034 | 6/24/2018 | this isn't easy for me |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #dicklicking #farts #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,325 | 8/14/2013 | this isn't very good customer service spigot: EXCITED ABOUT THE BATTER-COATED BURGER KING FRIES
pants: T SPIGOT ARE THEY COMPATIBLE WITH MY EXISTING BONGS AND LIGHTERS |
pants spigot |
#bong #burger-king #pants-spigot #photo-background #television-background |
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3,372 | 1/26/2008 | this jar of peanut butter net: BUT WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER
pants: YOU FUCKED HIM WITH THE BUNNY AND IT MELTED BWAAAHHHH (SAD)
deuce: NOT RIGHT AWAY BECAUSE I FROZE IT FIRST
pants: I'M SURE YOU GOT A GOOD 20-30 MINUTES OF FROZEN BUNNY FUCKING IN
deuce: REALLY 10-15 BUT WHO CARES I'M FUCKING YOU NEXT BITCH |
deuce net pants |
#blue-background #bunny #deuce-net-pants #ice-cream #sad |
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7,542 | 11/13/2019 | this just in spigot: AREA MAN LIKES DICK |
spigot |
#dick #mountain-background #news-flash #spigot-solo #this-just-in |
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1,261 | 3/15/2002 | This Just In pants: IF I WERE A NEWSCASTER I'D BE STONE D. PHILLIPS |
pants |
#marijuana #news #pants-solo #smooth-fonts #this-just-in #woodring-field-background |
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1,341 | 6/3/2002 | this lousy t-shirt atandt: I DECOMISSIONED V2S AT PENNEMUNDE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T SHIRT |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #sfw #woodring-room-background #wwii |
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1,707 | 6/3/2003 | this magic show atandt: THIS MAGIC SHOW IS SERIOUSLY MAKING MY NUTS ACHE
spigot: T SIR YOU ARE GIVING AWAY HOW THE BOX WORKS |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #magic #mousehole #nuts #prayer #stage-magic #woodring-room-background |
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6,383 | 8/6/2016 | this man's navy spigot: I'M A *********REAR********** ADMIRAL!!!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#admiral #anal #grey-background #high-res #navy #pun #spigot-solo |
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2,630 | 1/10/2006 | this means you deuce: PLEASE DO THESE STEPS IN THE FOLLOWING ORDER:
deuce: 1. SHUT UP
deuce: 2. GET THE FUCK OUT |
deuce |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-solo #list #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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4,343 | 10/8/2010 | this morning spigot: OH BOY HERE'S SPIGOT AGAIN
spigot: WHO'S GAY THIS MORNING
spigot: LET'S NOT ALWAYS SEE THE SAME SHOES
spigot: CHOKING DOWN THE DELIVERABLES |
spigot |
#blue-background #cricket #deliverables #oh-boy #spigot-again #spigot-solo |
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5,153 | 2/22/2013 | this mouth pants: THIS MOUTH KILLS FASCISTS
pants: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
pants: HOMPTH ATE A TOAD |
pants |
#mouth-of-pants #pants-solo #sfw #stray-dot #toad #woodring-field-background #woody-guthrie |
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2,885 | 9/21/2006 | this one also comes with instruction manual : INSTRUCTIONS
: DEUCE (LEFT) DO NOT FEED; SPIGOT (RIGHT) LIKES PANCAKES W/BLUEBERRY COMPOTE
: SPIGOT LEAVES
: SPIGOT RETURNS
: SPIGOT SPURTS AND REWINDS
deuce: HOLY
spigot: LOVELY |
deuce spigot |
#blueberry-compote #caption #censor-bar #censored #deuce-spigot #do-not-feed #empty-panel #instruction-manual #instructions #instructions-included #pancake #pancakes #spigot-leaves #spigot-returns #spurt |
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2,882 | 9/18/2006 | this one comes complete with instruction manual : INSTRUCTIONS DEUCE (LEFT) DO NOT FEED; SPIGOT (RIGHT) LIKES PANCAKES W/ BLUEBERRY COMPOTE
spigot: KNOCK KNOCK
deuce: WHO'S THERE
spigot: MY BONER (RUNNING AWAY)
pants: WHO'S THERE (LATE FOR THE PARTY) |
deuce spigot |
#boner #caption #deuce-pants-spigot #knock-knock #pancakes #woodring-field-background |
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6,292 | 5/6/2016 | this one seems sad pants: THINK OF ME AS A MOOD RING FOR DICKS
pants: MMMMMMMMMMMM THIS ONE SEEMS HAPPY
pants: HMMMM MMMMMMHMH MHMMMMM MMMMMM THIS ONE IS A LITTLE BLUE |
pants |
#coy-pants #dicks #empty-auditorium-background #pants-solo |
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680 | 8/3/2000 | this one's for the kids spigot: TO THE TUNE OF THAT VANILLA ICE SONG: DOON DOON DOON DOODLE OON DOON / LICKING / DICK / IN THE CRAPPER |
spigot |
#rap #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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5,650 | 7/19/2014 | this place is a dump spigot: THIS PLACE IS A DUMP
spigot: I'D BETTER HANG UP ONE OF MY FLAGS
spigot: NOW THAT REALLY GAYS THE PLACE UP |
spigot |
#flags #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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6,771 | 9/26/2017 | this promise ring spigot: T PANTS WILL YOU PROMISE ME YOU'LL WATCH TWIN PEAKS AT LEAST THROUGH EP 8
spigot: AND WILL YOU WEAR THIS PROMISE RING
spigot: YOUR ROBE IS SLIGHTLY OPEN FYI |
pants spigot |
#dong #mountain-background #pants-spigot #promise-ring #television #twin-peaks |
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8,475 | 6/1/2022 | this superior court spigot: THIS SUPERIOR COURT OF LOS ANGELES IN THE ABOVE ENTITLED ACTION DOES HEREBY SENTENCE YOU TO RAY DONOVAN: THE MOVIE |
#court #eggshell-background #law #los-angeles #netflix #ray-donovan #spigot-solo |