No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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4,434 | 1/10/2011 | this thing pants: TURNING BACK TIME TO SUCK ALL THOSE DICKS AGAIN
deuce: HOW DO I TURN THIS THING OFF |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #dicksucking #time-travel #urinal-background |
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1,856 | 11/2/2003 | this time spigot: THIS TIME YOU BE D.J. DICK AND I GET TO BE M.C. MOUTH
spigot: NO WAIT
spigot: *HURPH* |
spigot |
#dick #mouth #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,175 | 3/17/2013 | this time for sure spigot: NRKXKKXK SNURK ZZZZ WHAT [BONK] I'M AWAKE |
spigot |
#physical-comedy #sfw #spigot-solo |
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5,951 | 5/16/2015 | this time for sure pants: HLAGHAULGHLUAGHULAHGLHAGLG
pants: SPIT SPIT AHGHALUGHULAGAG SPIT PFFFFT
pants: THIS TIME FOR SURE HUAKGHALUHGULHAGULHUAG |
pants |
#cocksucking-noises #hospital-background #pants-solo #sfw |
|
4,136 | 3/10/2010 | this time i swear deuce: HELP ME I'M DROWNING IN DICKS
pants: NOT FALLING FOR THAT ONE AGAIN
deuce: NO SERIOUSLY I AM THIS TIME I SWEAR |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #drowning #drunk-deuce #mouse-cursor #trick #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,520 | 6/22/2008 | this time with feeling pants: HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
pants: AGAIN AND LOUDER **HUHHHHHHHHH** |
pants |
#pants-solo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,974 | 12/24/2006 | this way spigot: WELL I'M GAY AGAIN
spigot: ANY MORE FRIENDS OF MINE WANT TO JOIN UP ??? THIS WAY !!!! <-----
spigot: ACTUALLY THIS WAY (SORRY) -----> |
spigot |
#gay #spigot-solo #this-way-sorry #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,426 | 12/4/2013 | this way doctor freeman spigot: THIS WAY DOCTOR FREEMAN
spigot: (HEAD IN TOILET)
spigot: THIS WAY DOCTOR FREEMAN
spigot: STANDING ON TOILET
spigot: THIS WAY DOCTOR FREEMAN |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #half-life #sfw #skibidi-toilet #spigot-solo #toilet #woodring-room-background |
|
531 | 3/10/2000 | this week's newsletter spigot: AGAIN PEOPLE PLEASE LEAVE SOME DICK FOR OTHERS
spigot: IF EVERYONE JUST GARGLED THEM ALL UP AND DOWN AND EVERY WHICH WAY HOW DO YOU THINK THE NEXT GAY PERSON MIGHT FEEL
spigot: I'LL BET NOT TOO GOOD |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #cocksucking #dick #gay #marriage #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
1,154 | 11/28/2001 | this weird dream uncredited woman: IF I CATCH YOU BACK HERE SMOKING CRACK AGAIN I'M CALLING YOUR PAROLE OFFICER
pants: BACK OFF LADY THIS IS MY ALLEY |
pants |
#woodring-field-background |
|
4,662 | 9/20/2011 | this wig, this hoop skirt pants: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LOVE ME NORMALLY WHY DO I HAVE TO WEAR THIS WIG, THIS HOOP SKIRT, THIS GIANT COMICALLY-SIZED HULK FIST
deuce: THE MORE YOU TALK THE HARDER IT IS TO GET A BONER AND THE MORE I'M GOING TO MAKE IT HURT |
deuce pants |
#badly-pasted-title #boner #deuce-pants #hulk #violence #woodring-field-background |
|
4,982 | 8/24/2012 | this would be easier pants: THIS WOULD BE EASIER IF SHE WAS A REAL GIRL
pants: GETTING TIRED
pants: DUSTY |
pants |
#blue-background #dusty #girl #mouth #pants-solo #real-girl #tired |
|
8,249 | 10/19/2021 | this xmas spigot: RYAN GOSLING :POINT_RIGHT: IS :POINT_LEFT: MARTIN LUTHER KING (THIS XMAS) |
spigot |
#martin-luther-king-jr #piss #ryan-gosling #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background #xmas |
|
6,072 | 9/14/2015 | thisaway pants: WHICH WAY TO BEATOFF LAND
deuce: THISAWAY
pants: ALSO FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION:
pants: WHICH WAY TO BEATOFF LANE
deuce: ANSWER IS LESS CLEAR BUT TRY THISAWAY ALSO |
deuce pants |
#beatoff #bonequest-hd #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants #mousehole #title-mismatch #woodring-room-background |
|
487 | 1/26/2000 | thomas edison, probably spigot: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I SEE ONE MORE STUPID FUCKING DILDO
spigot: WHO INVENTED THOSE THINGS ANYWAY?????????
spigot: NOT ANYONE WHO BEATS OFF THAT'S FOR SURE
|
spigot |
#beating-off #dildo #irish #spigot-solo #thomas-edison #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,493 | 8/26/2005 | those are my butterscotches deuce: THE SWEET ACRID AROMA OF SPIGOT'S HATEFUL MEAN, WELL-DESERVED WORDS
deuce: CLEARLY INDICATING THAT I DO NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD ACRID
spigot: AHEM
deuce: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I DON'T FIND OUT WHO'S STEALING MY PEANUT BRITTLE THINGS I'M GOING TO BLOW A GASKET AND THEN CONTINUE WHINING
spigot: THOSE ARE MY BUTTERSCOTCHES |
deuce spigot |
#adjectives #deuce-spigot #mean-words #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
8,490 | 6/16/2022 | those two decades spigot: SAYS HERE YOU WORKED AT RATEMYPOO FROM 2000-2019, TELL ME ABOUT THOSE TWO DECADES NOPE HE'S GONE, NEXT |
#job-interview #poo #ratemypoo #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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3,732 | 1/20/2009 | those were the days spigot: T PANTS REMEMBER WHEN WE LIVED TOGETHER AND SHARED THE TOILET AND OUR STREAMS OF PISS MADE AN "X"
pants: T SPIGOT YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY |
pants spigot |
#a-love-story #crossing-streams #nostalgia #pants-spigot #piss #urinal-background |
|
2,565 | 11/7/2005 | thought (and then afterthought) spigot: PLEASE COME TO MY USER MEET (GRADE MY BALLS ON A CURVE)
spigot: I SAW YOU DRIVING IN THE CARPOOL LANE (I'M LICKING MYSELF)
spigot: THAT WORD IS DEROGATORY TOWARD MENTALS (I'M FITTING IN) |
spigot |
#balls #nuts-of-spigot #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
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8,932 | 9/1/2023 | thought leader pants: WHAT ABOUT THE PORNO VERSION
pants: I'M A THOUGHT LEADER
pants: AN INFORMATION ARCHITECT
pants: I CAN BEAT OFF FOREVER
deuce: BUT ARE YOU AN INFLUENCER
pants: LORDY NO
deuce: THEN BEAT ME OFF, NON-INFLUENCER |
#a-love-story #beat-off #beating-off #bored-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gay #green-background #influencer #porn #social-media #thought-leader |
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6,651 | 5/19/2017 | thought you might know pants: T DEUCE HEY WHEN'S FAG SEASON
pants: THOUGHT YOU MIGHT KNOW
deuce: MAY
pants: NICE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fag-season #grey-background |
|
3,084 | 4/13/2007 | thought you said spigot: WHAT'S THIS ABOUT DICKS NOW
spigot: MORE PIZZA AND BEER PLEASE MY TROUSERS ARE FALLING DOWN
spigot: SORRY THOUGHT YOU SAID DICKS |
spigot |
#deja-vu #eye-injury #photo-background #pizza #spigot-solo #spiro-agnew |
|
4,593 | 7/9/2011 | thoughts, feelings pants: ALUGHALGHLAGHLAHG
pants: OH SO WE'RE DOING THE BLACK BACKGROUND FOR A WHILE
pants: ALL RIGHT I CAN WORK WITH THIS |
pants |
#black-background #meta #mouse-cursor #pants-solo #sfw |
|
9,249 | 7/14/2024 | thousands more spigot: DID YOU LICK A DICK
spigot: YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO THOUSANDS IN COMPENSATION
spigot: THOUSANDS MORE DICKS |
#advertising #commercial #dicklicking #dicks #lawyer #mountain-background #spigot-solo |
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5,385 | 10/19/2013 | three baked potatoes with butter spigot: WHAT'S FUNNY IS HOW THREE BAKED POTATOES WITH BUTTER LATER I HVAE TO CLOSE THE DOOR BECAUSE OF ALL THE FARTS |
spigot |
#farts #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,733 | 6/29/2003 | three broken ribs and a busted jaw deuce: GHGAHLGAHLGALHGALHGHLGHL FALLING ON THE GROUND WITH THREE BROKEN RIBS AND A BUSTED JAW
deuce: I GOTTA JERK MORE CALMLY
pants: I LOVE YOU
deuce: THAT'S NOT HELPING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LHLABLHBAHLBALHBAHLBAHLBAAHL JERKING IT ALL OVER AGAIN
pants: HLUAGHLAHGLHULAG AND MAKING YOU START OVER A THIRD TIME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #injury #jerking #o-of-a-mouth #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,847 | 10/24/2003 | three cheers spigot: THREE CHEERS FOR DICK
spigot: HIP HIP
spigot: HUGLUGBLUHHUH |
spigot |
#dick #oxygen #plz #spigot-solo #three-cheers #woodring-room-background |
|
6,244 | 3/18/2016 | three cheers spigot: THREE CHEERS FOR DAD'S BALLS |
spigot |
#balls #mousehole #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
1,411 | 8/11/2002 | three dicks pants: DICKS THEN (WE ARE AGREED AND IT IS SO AND WE SHOULD START NOW)
deuce: THERE ARE SO MANY DICKS TO SERVICE I DO NOT THINK THAT WE CAN DO THEM ALL IN ONE NIGHT
pants: WOULD YOU CARE TO PLACE A SMALL WAGER SIR A GENTLEMEN'S BET TO MAKE THE DICKSUCKING INTERESTING
deuce: I BET YOU THREE DICKS
pants: I'LL SEE YOUR THREE DICKS AND OKAY BORED OF THIS SKIT HUGALUGA BLBLBL HLAHGULG
deuce: GALHGLAGHLHLAGHLGHA |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants |
|
3,928 | 8/4/2009 | three hundred pounds of fatty fun spigot: COME BACK
spigot: I'M THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF FATTY FUN AND I KNOW POWERPOINT
spigot: THEN I WOKE UP AND WE WERE ALL FAGS (THE END) |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #come-back #dream #fags #fat #obesity #office #powerpoint #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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7,083 | 8/12/2018 | three jumbo candy canes spigot: i have to do a bunch of performance review bullet point achievement type shit
spigot: i'm just gonna say i fit three jumbo candy canes in my mouth over xmas break
deuce: at the same time?!!?!
spigot: no but i'm not going to say that obviously |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #candy #christmas #deuce-spigot #dick-wolf #drunk-deuce #grey-background #law-and-order |
|
2,191 | 10/28/2004 | three large pizzas spigot: BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP THREE LARGE PIZZAS PLZ KACHING HOMPTH KA-BLAM
pants: NOW THE CHINESE FOOD I ORDERED FOR YOU WILL NEVER ARRIVE !!! I WILL ROB AND SEXUALLY ASSAULT THE DELIVERY BOY THEN |
pants spigot |
#beep-boop-boop-beep-beep-boop-beep #chinese-food #homph #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #pizza #suicide #telephone #telephony #woodring-room-background |
|
3,195 | 8/2/2007 | three little pigs pants: AND THAT'S HOW I FUCKED ME THREE LITTLE PIGS
deuce: HELL YES |
deuce pants |
#bestiality #deuce-pants #fairy-tale #fun-with-wildlife #gonna-fuck-me-a #woodring-stairs-background |
|
773 | 11/4/2000 | three o'clock high pants: T ATANDT IF I GO TO THE THREE O'CLOCK MEETING AND SIT THERE AND PUT MY NUTS AND WANG ON THE TABLE, PLEASE PROMISE THAT YOU WILL NOT TAKE THE BLACKJACK AND START BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF MY EXTREMITIES
atandt: T PANTS TOO LATE |
atandt pants |
#angry-panel #mountain-background |
|
232 | 5/25/1999 | three rooms pants: T DEUCE WOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF WE WERE MARRIED (THEN WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT SO LONG)
spigot: I'M GOING TO LEAVE MY DONG COOLING ON THE WINDOWSILL!!!!! NOBODY BETTER CHOKE IT DOWN WHILE I'M TAKING A NAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: IT TOOK ME TWO KITKATS JUST TO GET TO THE VIDEO STORE!!!!!!!!! AND TWO REESE'S CUPS JUST TO GET HOME
deuce: T SPIGOT ALTERNATIVE FUELS |
deuce pants spigot |
#a-love-story #beach-boys #candy #chocolate #choke-it-down #deuce-pants-spigot #dicks #dong #fatness #html #marriage #woodring-room-background |
|
9,071 | 1/18/2024 | three sensibly portioned penises deuce: IF I COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PENIS IT WOULD BE A SEVERED PENIS
spigot: IN THAT CASE YOU COULD HAVE TWO OR THREE
pants: T SPIGOT HE'S TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT
spigot: THREE SENSIBLY PORTIONED PENISES 5 HOURS APART THROUGHOUT THE DAY AND THEN NO PENISES AFTER 6PM |
#bored-pants #concerned-deuce #coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #diet #fat #genital-mutilation #gunmetal-background #modified-character #penis #physical-comedy |
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1,336 | 5/29/2002 | three short plays spigot: TAKEN SADDEN SONG / UND MAKEN IT MORE VUNDERBAR
spigot: LET'S PLAY CODE YOU CAN BE MATH.H AND I CAN SUCK YOUR BIG QUEER DICK THEN I CAN BE STRCMP AND YOU CAN COMPARE MY BALLS THEN TOGETHER WE CAN PLOT CURVES IN SOME SORT OF STACK BASED LANGUAGE
spigot: SERIOUSLY THERE'S HAY IN MY PANTS |
spigot |
#balls #beatles #c #german-accent #hay #programming #singing #spigot-solo |
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7,428 | 7/22/2019 | three steps ahead spigot: why do i bring my A game to this moo/mud
deuce: you're always thinking three steps ahead when your audience is only capable of 1/2, maybe 1 step
pants: i was hoping for butter on safeway french bread |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #food #high-res #moo #mud #online-gaming #safeway #sfw #single-panel #white-background |
|
1,804 | 9/11/2003 | three tiered assault spigot: IT'S LIKE THEY'RE REJECTING AIDS AND BLOWJOBS AND BUTT FUCKING!!!!!!!! A THREE-TIERED ASSAULT |
spigot |
#aids #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
8,543 | 8/8/2022 | three times pants: GAY
pants: GAY
pants: GAY
pants: (THAT'S 3X GAY SO DON'T EVEN THINK OF MESSING WITH ME) |
#afraid-deuce #deuce-pants #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #gay #intimidation #repetition #somber-deuce #woodring-room-background |
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7,535 | 11/6/2019 | three-dimensional deuce: YOUR THREE-DIMENSIONAL LAWS DO NOT APPLY TO US |
deuce |
#3d #deuce-solo #high-res #sfw #yellow-background |
|
9,157 | 4/13/2024 | thres hold deuce: T PANTS THIS IS THE EPISODE WHERE TOM PARIS CROSSES WARP 10 AND TURNS INTO A SMALL AMPHIBIAN AND KIDNAPS JANEWAY, TURNS HER INTO AN AMPHIBIAN TOO, AND TRIES TO FLEE AND KNOCKS HER UP AND THEY HAVE BABIES
pants: AH YES THE FROG RAPE EPISODE
deuce: RIGHT, THE FROG RAPE EPISODE |
#black-background #coy-pants #deuce-pants #frog #nostalgia #pregnancy #rape #science-fiction #star-trek #star-trek-voyager |
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1,474 | 10/12/2002 | through binoculars spigot: FOLKS ARE QUAKER OATS EVEN LEGAL IN THE U.S.
deuce: I THINK SO
spigot: WHAT ABOUT REGULAR OATS
deuce: YES
spigot: WHAT ABOUT BARLEY
deuce: BARLEY IS LEGAL
spigot: WELL I TYPED BARLEYLEGAL AND I DIDN'T SEE PORN
deuce: *AHEM* I SAW THAT JOKE COMING TEN MILES AWAY
spigot: YOU MEAN YOU WERE WATCHING ME BEAT OFF
deuce: UH
spigot: THROUGH BINOCULARS |
deuce spigot |
#barely-legal #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #folks #mountain-background #porn |
|
2,918 | 10/25/2006 | through the flap spigot: PLEASE POKE YOUR DICK AND BALLS THROUGH THE FLAP AND I'LL PLAY WITH THEM
deuce: WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME
spigot: WET EDGES HLURHBLRHGUGGLE YES PLEASE WHATEVER IT IS
deuce: I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU AT ALL
spigot: OH BUT I THINK YOU UNDERSTAND ME ALL TOO WELL
deuce: T SPIGOT SOMEONE NEEDS TO REBOOT YOU |
deuce spigot |
#balls #deuce-spigot #dick #drunk-deuce #rape #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,164 | 10/2/2004 | throw me a donut deuce: HELLO
deuce: PAY ATTENTION TO ME
deuce: I KNOW I'M REALLY FAT AND EVERYTHING BUT THE LEAST YOU GUYS COULD DO IS THROW ME A DONUT |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #donut #drunk-deuce #fatness #mousehole #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
6,621 | 4/19/2017 | throwing it at the bus pants: PISS IN A PLASTIC BAGGIE
pants: WARM, GLOOPY
pants: THROWING IT AT THE BUS |
pants |
#bus #huffy-pants #pants-solo #physical-comedy #piss #plastic-baggie-of-piss #urinal-background |
|
7,491 | 9/23/2019 | throwing up hands deuce: WHEN THE FUCK ARE YOU GODDAMN LEAVING
atandt: THIS IS MY HOME NOW
deuce: I SAID OUT |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #fighting-irish-pose #home #woodring-room-background |
|
9,106 | 2/22/2024 | thru & true spigot: CALLING THE FCC AND MY LOCAL CBS AFFILIATE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT ARCHIE BUNKER FLUSHING THE TOILET 53 YEARS AGO
spigot: ACTUALLY
spigot: I CAN'T DECIDE IF THAT'S ABOVE MY PAY GRADE OR BELOW MY GAY PARADE |
#minecraft-background #sfw #spigot-solo #television |
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2,555 | 10/28/2005 | thug life deuce: (SOUNDS OF CHEWING, COUGHING) WHAT
pants: I SAID (SHOUTING OVER VACUUM CLEANER) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
3,369 | 1/23/2008 | thundercats deuce: THUNDERCATS [REDACTED]
deuce: NOT THAT THAT WASN'T [REDACTED] BUT IT'S STILL [REDACTED]
pants: AYE LAD |
deuce pants |
#blue-background #censored #deuce-pants #redacted-text #scottish |
|
2,296 | 2/10/2005 | thurs day night deuce: OKAY HERE I AM
pants: WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME
pants: I NEED MY OIL CHANGED AND MY BATTERY TERMINALS RECONNECTED
pants: IT'S THURSDAY AND THAT'S A BIG NIGHT FOR A FREAKISHLY FAT WHORE SUCH AS MYSELF |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #fatness #mousehole #thursday #whore #woodring-room-background |
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2,125 | 7/28/2004 | thursday after noon ozone: MOTHER OF DICK
ozone: COCKS
deuce: I DON'T THINK YOU TAKE MY BALLS SERIOUSLY
ozone: PERHAPS IT'S NOT YOUR BALLS I'M AFTER
deuce: HOLY |
deuce ozone |
#balls #cocks #deuce-ozone #thursday #white-background |
|
8,669 | 12/12/2022 | thyber monday deuce: THYBER MONDAY
pants: :TONGUE: :SWEAT_DROPS: HTHTHTHTHYBER MONDAY |
#coy-pants #emoji #gay #holiday #lisp #mock-lisp #mountain-background #sfw #shopping |
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7,796 | 7/23/2020 | tiger net: ROAR
net: I'M A TIGER
deuce: I'M A TIGER SHARK
net: ALL STRIPEDY AND ORANGE
deuce: (I SUCK DICK) |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #drunk-deuce #furries #mousehole #sfx #stripey #woodring-room-background |
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6,348 | 7/1/2016 | tight lid pants: HANDJOB
deuce: WHAT AN IRRESPONSIBLE WEBMASTERWEBMISTRESS
spigot: OKAY, JUST POURING A TALL FROSTY BEER INTO A FAKE STARBUCKS CUP WITH A TIGHT LID AND DRIVING OVER |
deuce pants spigot |
#beer #deuce-pants-spigot #deucegrin #urinal-background #web #webmaster #weird-pants-face |
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5,461 | 1/10/2014 | tight little asses taking dumps in my mouth deuce: TIGHT LITTLE ASSES TAKING DUMPS IN MY MOUTH
spigot: WHAT'S IT LIKE WORKING WITH DAVID LETTERMAN
deuce: HURRRRRRRRR
spigot: ALL SMOOSHY |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #deuce-spigot #grey-background #letterman #mouth #smooshy |
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1,754 | 7/20/2003 | tight ship pants: COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH HOLD ON A SEC COUGH COUGH
pants: HUHHH HUHHHHH OKAY OKAY
pants: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S ONLY ONE PANEL LEFT |
pants |
#dope #drugs #hhhhh #huffy-pants #marijuana #meta #morse-code #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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7,973 | 1/16/2021 | tigre and bunny pants: FARTS, FAT
deuce: WE LIKE THE FARTS /THE FARTS THAT GO BOOM |
deuce pants |
#brown-background #deuce-pants #farts #fat #sfw #single-panel #spongmonkeys #tigre-and-bunny |
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9,289 | 8/23/2024 | tim t-town pants: WANTS AND NEEDS AND WEIRD KNOBBY PISS WIENERS
pants: CAN THIS WAR OF YOURS FINALLY BE DONE
pants: GRUNT
deuce: SNORT
pants: FREE HUGS
deuce: HUHHHHHHHHH
pants: HORM HARF
pants: AND OTHER ICELANDIC NOISES |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #hugs #hungur-pungur #iceland #no-title-card #piss #pissdude #somber-deuce #teal-background #war #wiener |
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2,055 | 5/19/2004 | time and salt pants: POURING SALT ON MY BONER WILL NOT MAKE IT SHRIVEL OR MELT LIKE A SNAIL OR SLUG MIGHT
pants: SERIOUSLY DUDE YOU ARE WASTING TIME
deuce: MMMMMM
pants: AND SALT
deuce: MMMMMMMMMMM |
deuce pants |
#boner #deuce-pants #salt #woodring-room-background |
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3,811 | 4/9/2009 | time and space spigot: IS IT SO HARD TO GO BACK IN TIME AND LICK DICK |
spigot |
#dicklicking #spigot-solo #time-travel #urinal-background |
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9,048 | 12/26/2023 | time and tide pants: TODAY I WILL GROW A PAIR
spigot: IF THERE'S EVER A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH I SAY JUST HAVE FUN WITH IT
deuce: TIME AND TIDE
spigot: ONE DICK TO PAY THE BILLS, ONE DICK JUST FOR ME
pants: WE HAVE LOST JASON BOURNE |
#assassination #deuce-pants-spigot #funloving-nonsense #jason-bourne #matt-damon #minecraft-background |
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5,813 | 12/29/2014 | time bomb pants: TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK BLAM DICKS EVERYWHERE
deuce: RAINING DOWN FROM HEAVEN |
deuce pants |
#bomb #deuce-pants #dicks #heaven #urinal-background |
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3,248 | 9/24/2007 | time for pants: NOW IT'S TIME FOR PANTS FROM JERKCITY
pants: DUH MORE DICK PLEASE
pants: MURRRPH GUMP THANK YOU |
pants |
#dick #more-dick #no-panels #pants-from-jerkcity #pants-solo #photo #uncategorized-background #wine |
|
7,592 | 1/2/2020 | time for pong spigot: okay time for pong
spigot: missed
spigot: can somebody reboot pong |
spigot |
#black-background #bonequest-hi-fi #deja-vu #irc #non-comic-chat-comic #pong #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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8,405 | 3/23/2022 | time in a bottle spigot: IF I COULD SAVE TIME IN A BOTTLE I WOULD PUT THAT BOTTLE UP MY REAR END AND DO HOUR-LONG FARTS AT THANKSGIVING |
#brown-background #farts #jim-croce #spigot-solo #thanksgiving |
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379 | 10/15/1999 | time out pants: PRICKS
pants: SUCK 'EM OR STUFF 'EM
pants: ATANDT
atandt: SUCK 'EM
pants: WRONG
pants: DEUCE
atandt: TIME OUT
pants: I SAID WRONG AND FUCK YOU AND WE'RE ON TO DEUCE
atandt: WAIT
deuce: MOM |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fuck-you #mom #multiple-choice #pricks #time-out #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,461 | 4/24/2008 | time out atandt: IS MY HOT DOG READY YET |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #deja-vu #hot-dog #sfw #snowing-cookies #woodring-room-background |
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7,530 | 11/1/2019 | time to celebrate pants: time to celebrate with frosty chocolate handjobs^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hmilkshakes
deuce: wait wait wait
deuce: go back one word
pants: would you prefer strawberry
pants: as i get older i appreciate vanilla more, it's a complex flavor
pants: when i was younger it meant flavorless to me
deuce: vanilla's good |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #backspace #backspace-control-character #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #handjob #huffy-pants #milkshake #mountain-background #vanilla #weird-pants-face |
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7,085 | 8/14/2018 | time to rock out pants: is it time for dinner yet
deuce: it's time to ROCK OUT !!!!!!!!!
pants: with appetizers and entrees??? |
deuce pants |
#appetizers #coy-pants #deuce-pants #dinner #drunk-deuce #entrees #fat #fatness #food #party #punctuation #sfw #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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7,632 | 2/11/2020 | time to science spigot: time to ***science*** the shit outta this!!!!!!!!
spigot: i turned mars into a penis pump |
spigot |
#asterisks #bonequest-hi-fi #breaking-bad #caption #doctor-manhattan #mars #penis-pump #rapekit #red-background #science #spigot-solo #the-martian #watchmen |
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4,754 | 12/28/2011 | time to sing spigot: TIME TO SING
spigot: I CHOKE DOWN COCK
spigot: I CHOKE DOWN SNACKS
spigot: I PUT THEM DOWN / ON MY INCOME TAX |
spigot |
#fatness #original-song #singing #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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8,181 | 8/12/2021 | time travelers :: HAS JOINED THE ROOM
effigy: WE ARE ALL TIME TRAVELERS!!!!!111
:: HAS LEFT THE ROOM |
: effigy |
#effigy-solo #sfw #time-travelers #urinal-background |
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8,033 | 3/17/2021 | timecards spigot: CYBERCALIFRAGILISTIC- EXPIALIDOCIOUS !!!!!! TIMECARDS
dick: CLONE WARS |
dick spigot |
#dick-spigot #faggot #john-lecarre #mary-poppins #singing #single-panel #star-wars #woodring-field-background #work |
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5,485 | 2/3/2014 | timecop spigot: OKAY PEOPLE I'M THE TIMECOP
spigot: WOAH HEY GOING BACK IN TIME
spigot: NOTHING BUT COCKS IN THE VORTEX
spigot: SWIRLING AROUND LIKE A FLUSHING TOILET
spigot: NO TIME FOR CRAZY ACROBATICS |
spigot |
#cocks #mountain-background #spigot-solo #timecop |
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5,024 | 10/13/2012 | timecop (part 1 of 2) pants: DICKS IN SPACE
deuce: VACUUM DICKS
pants: FOREVER EXPANDING, REALLY POKING ME IN MY EYES
pants: SOMEHOW THE ONE SAME DICK IS POKING ME IN BOTH MY EYES
deuce: THE SAME DICK TRAVELLING FORWARD AND BACKWARD IN TIME |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #dicks #drunk-deuce #one-electron-theory #pants-implying-that-he-has-two-eyes #plant #poking #series #space #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background |
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5,025 | 10/14/2012 | timecop (part 2 of 2) pants: SOMEBODY GET TIMECOP ON THE HORN
deuce: HE'S BUSY KILLING TERRORISTS DURING A HOCKEY GAME
pants: WELL WHEN'S THE SOONEST HE'LL BE AVAILABLE
deuce: 1868
pants: GOING BACK IN TIME BEFORE MY EYES GET OH GOD HOW IS THIS STILL HAPPENING
deuce: THE DICK IS A TIME TRAVELLER TOO |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #huffy-pants #plant #series #timecop #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background |
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5,853 | 2/7/2015 | timeline spigot: MON - WOKE UP, JERKED OFF IN TUB
spigot: TUE - WALKED AROUND ENTIRE PERIMETER OF JERKCITY
spigot: WED - FONDLED MYSELF BEHIND JERKCITY
spigot: THU - FILED BUG
spigot: FRI - FILED FOR DIVORCE |
spigot |
#bug-report #calendar #diary #divorce #spigot-solo #tub #urinal-background |
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5,429 | 12/7/2013 | tin foil deuce: I WILL KILL YOU DISMEMBER YOU AND THEN PROPERLY DISPOSE OF THE BODY (TIN FOIL)
spigot: HURMPH
spigot: YOU ARE HATE CRIMING ME |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #duck #foil #violence |
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3,471 | 5/4/2008 | tina fey will smile and pretend she likes it even though she has more important stuff to do deuce: LET'S MAKE A MESS
bung: PHYSICAL OR VIRTUAL
deuce: SURPRISE ME |
bung deuce |
#bung-deuce #tina-fey #woodring-field-background |
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7,840 | 9/5/2020 | tinkle piss pants: REALLY LEAN IN
pants: CLOSER
pants: CLOSER
pants: HULGHALGHALUGHLUAHG
pants: TINKLEPISS
deuce: URINEPEE |
deuce pants |
#agglutination #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #piss #urine #yellow-background |
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7,827 | 8/23/2020 | tinnitis deuce: HELLO TINNITIS
pants: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #health #onomatopoeia #sfw #typo #vomit-background |
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9,245 | 7/10/2024 | tinnitis pants: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
deuce: (TINNITIS) |
#bored-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #health #no-title-card #repetition #sfw #somber-deuce #starbucks-background #tinnitus #typo |
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1,398 | 7/29/2002 | tiny hairs and fibers spigot: CRITICS ARE CALLING JERKCITY A TRIUMPH
pants: TOM HANKS HAS DONE IT AGAIN
spigot: GENUINELY MOVING
pants: TWO THUMBS UP (NUFF SAID)
pants: I CAN'T BELIEVE ROB LOWE LEFT THE WEST WING
spigot: I HAVE PLACED TINY HAIRS AND FIBERS ON MY PORN PILE SO IF IT'S DISTURBED WHILE I'M OUT I WILL MOST DEFINITELY FIND OUT |
pants spigot |
#for-your-consideration #mountain-background #pants-spigot #porn #siskel-and-ebert #tom-hanks #triumph #west-wing |
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2,603 | 12/14/2005 | tips and tricks atandt: CRYING
atandt: TELL DEUCE MAYBE YOU SHOULD GIVE ME SOME TIPS (ABOUT BEING GAY)
deuce: OH SHUT UP
atandt: MY FACE IS FOR FUCKING
deuce: GLHBGLUHG I SAID SHUT |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #gayness #shut #white-background |
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9,134 | 3/21/2024 | tips go here pants: IS IT TOO LATE FOR FILM SCHOOL I HAVE THIS IDEA FOR A SCRIPT WHERE (YOU HAVE STOPPED LISTENING TO ME)
pants: SHOULD I GIVE INTO DESPAIR OR JUST SIMPLY BEAT OFF WHILE ADDRESSING THE AUDIENCE ON CAMERA
pants: AHEM DID YOU EVEN NOTICE THE TIP JAR
pants: TAP TAP TAP |
#beating-off #coy-pants #education #film #gratuity #hollywood #iris-was-here #no-title-card #pants-solo #trigger-warning #woodring-field-background |
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1,567 | 1/13/2003 | tired of wondering whether or not pants: TIRED OF WONDERING WHETHER OR NOT I CAN CRAM IT FAST ENOUGH TO PLEASE UPPPER MANAGEMENT
net: THEY ARE NEVER HAPPY YOU KNOW
deuce: JUST CRAM IT AT YOUR OWN PACE IS WHAT I'VE FOUND WORKS IN THE GAY BUSINESS WORLD
pants: WILL YOU GO TO THE PROM WITH ME
deuce: YES AND NO
deuce: YES IN THAT I WILL RAPE YOU AND NEVER CALL YOU AGAIN
deuce: AND NO IN THAT GAHGLAHGLAHGLAGHLAGH BORED
pants: WELL THEN
pants: WE SHOULD GET STARTED IMMEDIATELY (ROLLS UP SHIRT SLEEVES)
pants: URK OOF WELL GREAT I"M STUCK IN UPPERCASE AGAIN |
deuce net pants |
#cramming #deuce-net-pants #nonstandard-title-panel #prom #typo #uppercase #woodring-room-background |
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3,119 | 5/18/2007 | tired of you people spigot: TIRED OF YOU PEOPLE NOT TAKING ME SERIOUSLY
deuce: TRACKBACKS: 0
pants: COMMENTS: 0 |
deuce pants spigot |
#blog #deuce-pants-spigot #woodring-field-background |
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3,679 | 11/28/2008 | tis a boner pants: TIS A BONER
dick: AND HOW! |
dick pants |
#and-how #boner #dick-pants |
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20 | 9/10/1998 | tissue paper hustler ratio spigot: WELL THE SAFEWAY LADY CLAIMS SHE HAS NO IDEA IF I'VE PURCHASED AN...
spigot: ...ADEQUATE RATIO OF TISSUE PAPER / HUSTLERS
deuce: DUDE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ASK THE MANAGER
deuce: THEY DON'T TELL THE FRONT-LINE GRUNTS THAT KIND OF STUFF
spigot: STUFFING HER HEAD INTO THE CAULIFLOWER |
#deuce-spigot #deucegrin #hustler #laughing-deuce #math #safeway #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,530 | 1/9/2017 | titanic 2 deuce: T PANTS BOUGHT TITANFALL 2, VOWING TO NEVER PLAY IT
pants: T DEUCE DID YOU MEAN 'TITANIC 2'
deuce: N--YES
deuce: OKAY I LAUNCHED TITANFALL 2 BUT I HAVEN'T PLAYED IT YET SO WE'RE STILL GOOD |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #huffy-pants #movies #sfw #urinal-background #video-games |
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4,388 | 11/23/2010 | TITLE |
woman |
#lynnea #no-dialog #null #sfw #uncredited-character #variable |
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8,696 | 1/8/2023 | tittyfucking dolly parton pants: YEAH I'D TITTYFUCK A 76-YEAR-OLD
deuce: WELL OF COURSE YOU WOULD IF IT'S DOLLY PARTON
deuce: IT'S YOUR DUTY AS AN AMERICAN MALE |
#america #black-background #bored-pants #coy-pants #deuce-pants #dolly-parton #drunk-deuce #patriotism #sex #tits |
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1,672 | 4/29/2003 | tlot torco tud spigot: THE LEGEND OF THE RETURN OF THE CURSE OF THE UNLICKED DICK
pants: STARRING MALCOLM MCDOWELL AND WILLIAM SHATNER
pants: GROSS THEY'RE DOING IT
pants: N-NOW I HAVE TO BEAT OFF
deuce: WELL IS THAT THE MOVIE'S FAULT !?!?! OR YOURS ??!?!?!? (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (BEATS OFF) |
deuce pants spigot |
#beating-off #deuce-pants-spigot #malcolm-mcdowell #unlicked-dicks |
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5,475 | 1/24/2014 | to all the girls spigot: THAT WHOLE THING LOOKS LIKE GOATSE
pants: I BET YOU SAY THAT TO ALL THE GIRLS |
deuce pants spigot |
#bonequest-hifi #deuce-pants-spigot #goatse #green-background |
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7,422 | 7/16/2019 | to all the times deuce: `self.canonicalizer.canonicalize(filename)`
deuce: I LIKE WORDS
spigot: just a quick shoutout to all the times you sit on the toilet thinking you have only one guinness left but when you open the fridge you see a complete 4-pack |
deuce spigot |
#alcohol #beer #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #filename #guinness #java #muppets #spigot-points #toilet #woodring-stairs-background |
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960 | 5/13/2001 | to be a mommy net: I WISH I WERE A MOMMY
bung: WE CAN FIX THAT
net: YOU TRIED FOR SIX HOURS YESTERDAY AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS SORE MOUTH
bung: WE'LL TRY THE OTHER END TODAY
bung: I HAD THE INSTRUCTIONS UPSIDE DOWN |
bung net |
#anal #bung-net #oral-sex #woodring-field-background |
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5,947 | 5/12/2015 | to find work and order potstickers : Pictured below: Spigot the Bear (left), "Deuce" (right)
spigot: WE ARE NOT CONSTANTLY STONED WE TAKE TIME OUT TO FIND WORK AND ORDER POTSTICKERS
deuce: GHLAGHLGAHLAG
spigot: WELL FOLKS I DID NOT WIN A WEBBY AWARD!!!!!!!!!!!! |
deuce spigot |
#caption #cocksucking-noises #deuce-spigot #folks #gravy #grey-background #potstickers #punctuation #spigot-the-bear #stoned #webby-award |
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1,556 | 1/2/2003 | to hack or to phrack spigot: SO SHOULD I HACK TODAY OR JUST PHREAK
deuce: ANYBODY HAVE ANY DONUTS
spigot: WATCH OUT EVERYONE!!!!!!! HACKER ON THE LOOSE!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: DIR
spigot: LIST
spigot: INIT HELLO
spigot: TELNET
spigot: ATDT
spigot: LITTLE HELP
deuce: SERIOUSLY DONUTS |
deuce spigot |
#apple-ii #deuce-spigot #donuts #hacking #mousehole #phrack #phreaking #rhyming #sfw #telnet #unix #woodring-room-background |
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9,285 | 8/19/2024 | to have and to hold deuce: I'M ECUMENICAL
deuce: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT IT'S A DOOZIE |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #ecumenical #no-title-card #sfw #somber-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |