No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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828 | 12/31/2000 | to kill twenty people deuce: MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION WILL BE TO KILL TWENTY PEOPLE BEFORE THE YEAR 2002 (BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN THE WORLD WILL END)
pants: OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
pants: HEY WAIT A MINUTE
spigot: IS THIS EVEN THE ICE CAPADES |
deuce pants spigot |
#apocalypse #holiday #murder #new-year #woodring-field-background |
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7,165 | 11/2/2018 | to make it stay big pants: t spigot sometimes i see how long i can shake the cursor to make it stay big
spigot: my record is four days |
pants spigot |
#macintosh #macos #mouse-cursor #nu-urinal-background #pants-spigot #sfw #single-panel |
|
3,532 | 7/4/2008 | to my balls deuce: JERKCITY ALARM
spigot: PLEASE DEVOTE MORE OF A TIMESLICE TO MY BALLS
spigot: THANKS |
deuce spigot |
#alarm #balls #deuce-spigot #meta #nuts-of-spigot #tdm #timeslice #woodring-field-background |
|
140 | 3/3/1999 | to rule in favor spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO RULE IN FAVOR OF THIS DOG SHIT!!!!
spigot: SQUIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLHGLHRLGHLRHG
deuce: PUT IT IN YOU
spigot: GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dogshit #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,657 | 3/7/2020 | to the bat cave spigot > the joker is loitering on private property ?????
spigot > understood!!!!
spigot > right away commissioner!!!!
spigot > no you hang up
spigot > no you hang up
spigot > clonk / ba-donk
spigot > to the bat cave!!!!!!!!!!
spigot > (to put on my bat suit)
spigot > my bat underpants
spigot > my bat shirt
spigot > my bat slacks
spigot > my bat sweater
spigot > my bat socks
spigot > my bat shoes
spigot > got my bat keys, my bat wallet, my bat smokes, my bat lighter
spigot > calling a bat uber
spigot > fifteen minutes ?!????????
spigot > to the bat bong !!!!!!!!!
spigot > bllbblblllbblbhlbhl
spigot > COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH GLK GNK COUGH COUGH COUGH OW GOD
spigot > COUGH COUGH COUGH GOD DAMN COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH
spigot > HURRRK HORRRK
spigot > jesus fucking fuck
spigot > toker v joker lol
spigot > nnggg
spigot > zzzzzzz |
spigot |
#batman #bong #clonk-ba-donk #funloving-nonsense #joker #marijuana #nonstandard-title-panel #overlong #physical-comedy #sleep #spigot-solo #steve-miller #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,242 | 1/18/2019 | to the tune of "for he's a jolly good fellow" pants: a duck ran off with my penis
pants: then a crow took the penis from the duck
pants: and after that the crow just dropped it into the lake
pants: it's all very sad |
pants |
#crow #duck #limp #ornithology #pants-solo #penis #singing #the-sopranos #title-mismatch #white-background |
|
8,350 | 1/27/2022 | to the tune of the theme from spider-man (1967) spigot: TOILET BOWLS
spigot: TOILET BOWLS
spigot: HELPING YOU MEET
spigot: YOUR TOILET GOALS
spigot: TAKE A SHIT
spigot: ON THE FLOOR
spigot: NO ONE KNOWS
spigot: WHAT THE BOWLS ARE FOR |
spigot |
#singing #spider-man #spigot-solo #toilet #white-background |
|
3,772 | 3/1/2009 | to what spigot: FOLKS YOU SAID YOU HAD TICKETS TO BURNING MAN
deuce: TO WHAT
spigot: TO THE CRAPPER |
deuce spigot |
#burning-man #deuce-spigot #folks #toilet #urinal-background |
|
2,779 | 6/9/2006 | to what end/o untimely death! atandt: GHLGALHGAHLGAHLGA ???
spigot: MORE LIKE GALAGHLAUGAHLGUAHGLA |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #mousehole #piss #sfw #shakespeare #woodring-room-background |
|
2,148 | 9/16/2004 | to you live from the 53rd state spigot: HOW ABOUT SEDUCING THEM.......... WITH A FUCKING ATM CARD
deuce: OR A ROPE AND A GAG
deuce: OR A FIST AND A CLUB
deuce: THERE ARE SO MANY COMBINATIONS |
deuce spigot |
#atm-card #bondage #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #earthrise-background #rapekit #starbucks |
|
685 | 8/8/2000 | to your nuts atandt: TO: YOUR NUTS
atandt: CC: MY FACE
atandt: HI
deuce: FROM: MOM
atandt: BCC: PANTS |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce-pants #woodring-field-background |
|
5,492 | 2/10/2014 | to-do list pants: MAIL STICKERS TO THAT GUY (PRIORITY: HIGH)
pants: CALL DENTIST BACK
pants: 2013 TAXES
pants: BACKUP PAIR OF GLASSES
pants: TRANSFER 401K TO SCHWAB |
pants |
#401k #glasses #grey-background #pants-solo #schwab #sfw #to-do |
|
7,859 | 9/24/2020 | toast and jam pants: BREAD AND BUTTER,TOAST AND JAM
spigot: LICK MY DICKON THE NETSCAPE CAM |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #dicklicking #gark #mint-background #netscape #pants-spigot #rhyming #single-panel #webcam |
|
8,212 | 9/12/2021 | toast quota pants: MORE TOAST PLEASE
deuce: YOU HAVE REACHEDYOUR TOAST QUOTA |
deuce pants |
#corndog-background #deuce-pants #fatness #food #sfw #single-panel #toast |
|
9,215 | 6/10/2024 | toaster deuce: SMEAR BUTTER ON ME
pants: ARE YOU DELICIOUS TOAST
deuce: I AM NOT |
#a-love-story #blue-background #butter #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #food #no-title-card #sfw #toast |
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8,452 | 5/9/2022 | today let's be grateful spigot: TODAY LET'S BE GRATEFUL WE DON'T HAVE TO SUCK DICK IN A MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS
pants: "HAVE TO"
pants: FULL-GROWN ADULTS CELEBRATING STAR WARS DAY
spigot: WE CALL HIM DOCTOR MORBIUS ON THIS PODCAST |
#dr-strange #marvel #mint-background #movies #pants-spigot #podcast #star-wars |
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3,894 | 7/1/2009 | today's challenge pants: I FEEL A POO COMING ON/OUT/ALL OVER CREATION
spigot: TRY AND CURL IT LIKE AN S ON THE TOOTHBRUSH!!!!!! TODAY'S CHALLENGE |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #poo #todays-challenge #urinal-background |
|
3,722 | 1/10/2009 | today's content spigot: TODAY'S CONTENT IS ALL ABOUT MY GOLDEN LOCKS OF FAGGOTY HAIR AND HOW FAT MY GIRLFRIEND AND ALSO A NEW WORK OF FILK I LIKE TO CALL STAIRWAY TO BLAKE'S SEVEN
pants: HEAD NOW PLEASE |
pants spigot |
#filk #filking #head #mouse-cursor #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
9,199 | 5/25/2024 | today's episoooooo pants: TODAY'S EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY SQUARESPAAAAAA
deuce: AND NORDVPPPPPPPPPPPPP |
#deuce-pants #podcast #product-placement #sfw #single-panel #sponsorship #woodring-stairs-background |
||
7,698 | 4/17/2020 | today's murder trials spigot: today's murder trials are all about boring cell phone towers
spigot: the one time putting your phone down is a good idea and the dipshit just doesn't |
spigot |
#5g #cellphone #murder-trial #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
3,751 | 2/8/2009 | together after school spigot: LET'S POO TOGETHER AFTER SCHOOL
spigot: PLEASE |
spigot |
#angry-panel #bonequest-hi-fi #boom #friends #poo #scheduling #school #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
7,886 | 10/21/2020 | together at last ozone: FUCK OF THE SHIT
hanford: ARE YOU DRUNKOR STONEDOR GAY |
hanford ozone |
#cock-of-the-fuck #drunk #gay #hanford-ozone #lavender-background #single-panel #stoned |
|
5,099 | 12/30/2012 | together time spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP SQUEAK SLAM
spigot: PSHHHT RUB WASH GLUH HUH HUH DUH WARM AND SOAPY
spigot: PSHHT SQUEAK CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP HOO {{{{{{{{{{{ TOGETHER TIME }}}}}}}}}}}}} |
spigot |
#clomp #onomatopoeia #physical-comedy #soapy #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
364 | 10/1/1999 | toilet deuce: WHERE'S THE TOILET
deuce: I AM STILL WAITING FOR AN ANSWER
pants: A FISTFUL OF DONGS
deuce: THE NEXT TIME YOU HANG A MAN MAKE SURE HE'S HLUG AHAGHLAG HLAHU
spigot: I TOO HAVE QUESTIONS WITH REGARD TO THE TOILET
spigot: WHEN CAN I LEAVE, CAN YOU PLEASE GET OFF ME
spigot: ET. AL. |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #dongs #drunk-deuce #funloving-nonsense #hanging #toilet #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,004 | 1/23/2007 | toilet antics pants: TOILET ANTICS
pants: SIR, TOILET ANTICS
spigot: T PANTS YOU KEEP POKING YOUR DICK THROUGH THE OUT HOLE
pants: T SPIGOT I'M A REBEL |
pants spigot |
#glory-hole #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #toilet #toilet-antics #woodring-field-background |
|
6,630 | 4/28/2017 | toilet bowl spigot: IF DISNEY = TOILET BOWL AND STAR WARS = TOILET BOWL THEN
pants: I WILL SMEAR LARP ON MY BREAD AND DIP IT IN A BOWL OF FILK |
pants spigot |
#disney #filk #filking #larp #nerd-culture #pants-spigot #plant #star-wars #toilet #toilet-bowl #woodring-field-background |
|
6,459 | 10/24/2016 | toilet brush emoji spigot: TO WHOMEVER CONTRIBUTED THE TOILET BRUSH EMOJI, I SALUTE YOU
spigot: ARE WE REALLY SAYING GAY WORDS LIKE EMOJI OR EMOTICON, OR CAN I JUST SAY ICON |
spigot |
#emoji #emoticon #gay #spigot-solo #toilet #toilet-brush #urinal-background |
|
3,522 | 6/24/2008 | toilet fucker pants: DIRTY TOILET FUCKER
deuce: SIR IT'S QUAINT AND CUTE NOT DIRTY
deuce: AHEM, THE TOILET WAS FLUSHED SIR
deuce: SO I DON'T REALLY SEE THE OH HE WAS **FUCKING** IT
pants: WHAT WOULD BE GROSS IF HE PISSED ALL OVER IT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #piss #toilet #woodring-field-background |
|
8,710 | 1/22/2023 | toilet hug pants: I NEED TO POOP BUT I ALSO WANT A HUG: HELP ME COMBINE THESE WANTS, THESE NEEDS, INTO A SINGLE ACT
deuce: I WOULD RATHER NOT HUG YOU ON THE TOILET |
#a-love-story #bored-pants #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gay #huffy-pants #hugs #mountain-background #poo #sfw #toilet #toilet-antics #wholesome |
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5,810 | 12/26/2014 | toilet phone spigot: FOLKS WHEN YOU GET A NEW PHONE YOUR OLD PHONE BECOMES YOUR TOILET PHONE
deuce: I THINK OF YOU AS MY TOILET PHONE
deuce: WHAT KIND OF A THING TO SAY IS THAT |
deuce spigot |
#boy-scouts #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #folks #merit-badge #sfw #stray-dot #telephone #telephony #toilet |
|
3,218 | 8/25/2007 | toilet pig pants: TOILET PIG
pants: PHEMTERM1NE 0RDER
pants: [PACMAN]
: neck
: face
: snout jowl
pants: i don't know butchie instead
pants: DOUBLE BONGHITS
pants: [PACMAN] |
pants |
#abstract #atari #bonghit #dj-rapekit #drugs #goomba-deuce #john-from-cincinnati #laughing-deuce #lowercase #pac-man #pants-solo #spam #spurty-frog #toilet-pig |
|
6,923 | 2/26/2018 | toilet pigs deuce: AS ONE DOES???
pants: BY THE BY
deuce: NOT FOR NOTHING, BUT DOT DOT DOT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sfw #toilet-pig #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
|
1,441 | 9/9/2002 | toilet sex spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO BE ALL THAT BUT INSTEAD OF A BAG OF CHIPS I'D LIKE CHEESE FRIES AND SOME RANCH
spigot: IS THIS THING ON
deuce: GO AWAY I'M PISSING |
deuce spigot |
#cheese-fries #deuce-spigot #no-greytext #piss #ranch #toilet #woodring-field-background |
|
6,425 | 9/20/2016 | toiletries and what have you pants: YOU HOLD THE SCREWDRIVER AND I'LL PRY THE PILLS OUT OF THE ROOMBA |
pants |
#deja-vu #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,217 | 6/4/2010 | token ring network pants: I'VE GOT A BIG LOAD IN MY LARGE COLON
deuce: ME TOO
pants: LET'S TRADE
deuce: LET'S HAVE OUR LOADS HAVE A LITTLE CHAT
pants: WE'LL MAKE A TOKEN RING NETWORK
deuce: IN THE SAME TOILET |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mouse-cursor #toilet #token-ring-network #woodring-field-background |
|
8,069 | 4/22/2021 | tom and jerry deuce: TOM AND JERRY WERE NOT GAY
pants: TRUE |
deuce pants |
#cartoons #deuce-pants #furries #not-gay #sfw #single-panel #woodring-den-background |
|
984 | 6/7/2001 | tom green pants: AFTER ALL WE’VE BEEN THROUGH WAS RE: HANDS OFF MY KNEE MISTER |
pants |
#woodring-field-background |
|
1,658 | 4/15/2003 | tomato deuce: I'M A TOMATO
dick: I THOUGHT I WAS A POMEGRANATE BUT IT TURNS OUT I'M JUST A FILTHY FAGGOT (FUNNY HOW WRONG ONE CAN BE ABOUT SOME THINGS) |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #fruit #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
|
2,865 | 9/1/2006 | tomorrow deuce: FOLKS ANY OBJECT IS DEADLY IF YOU HIT ANOTHER PERSON IN THE BASE OF THE SKULL WITH IT
pants: EXCEPT . . .
deuce: HUMAN BEINGS ARE FRAGILE AND THE WORLD IS HOSTILE
pants: WAIT WAIT
deuce: FUCKING WHAT IS IT
pants: WHEN IS CUPCAKE DAY |
deuce pants |
#cupcake-day #deuce-pants #murder #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,775 | 11/21/2014 | tomorrow spigot: I CAN ALWAYS CHOKE DOWN THE BONER TOMORROW
spigot: TOMORROW
spigot: TOMORROW
spigot: TOMORROW |
spigot |
#control-data-institute #grey-background #repetition #spigot-points #spigot-solo |
|
8,630 | 11/3/2022 | tomorrow off deuce: I HAVE TOMORROW OFF!!!
deuce: IT'S A HOLIDAY TO CELEBRATE DIVERSITY
deuce: SO I'LL JERK OFF TO WHITE WOMEN FOR A CHANGE OF PACE
pants: DON'T BE RACIST
pants: YOU CAN ATONE FOR YOUR SINS BY SIMPLY MASTURBATING TO MY FACE |
#deuce-likes-black-chicks #deuce-pants #diversity #echinaceamagnus-background #holiday #jerking-off #race #satire #somber-deuce #work |
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9,119 | 3/6/2024 | tomorrow's modern penises spigot: DO WE ALL AGREE THAT IT'S PROBABLY BEDTIME
pants: GATHER ROUND AND WATCH ME BEAT OFF
spigot: I HAD DIAREAR LAST MONTH
pants: GET OFFA ME
spigot: GETTING A JUMP ON TOMORROW'S PENISES |
#beat-off #beating-off #bed #diarrhea #exhibitionism #get-offa-me #mountain-background #pants-spigot #penis #typo #weird-pants-face |
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8,573 | 9/7/2022 | tongue pants: OW I BIT MY TONGUE
deuce: I DO THAT FREQUENTLY AND BOY DO I HATE IT
pants: MY MOUTH IS SO EXCITED ABOUT THE FOOD THAT IT GOES CRAZY CHOMPING EVERYTHING |
#deuce-pants #food #pink-background #sfw #tongue |
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6,805 | 11/1/2017 | tonight's better for me spigot: YOU CAN LICK MY DICK OR STAY LATE TONIGHT
pants: I WILL STAY LATE TONIGHT
spigot: OKAY, YOU'LL BE LICKING MY DICK TONIGHT
pants: GUESS I'LL LICK IT NOW
spigot: TONIGHT'S BETTER FOR ME |
pants spigot |
#dicklicking #fill-in-the-blank #pants-spigot #urinal-background |
|
9,025 | 12/3/2023 | tonight's topic deuce: SPLATTERY DIARRHEA
spigot: THAT IS TONIGHT'S TOPIC |
#deuce-spigot #diarrhea #falu-red-background #no-title-card #somber-deuce |
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5,075 | 12/5/2012 | too big to fail deuce: MY CUNT IS TOO BIG TO FAIL
pants: MINE IS JUST TOO BIG |
deuce pants |
#cunt #deuce-pants #hyper-pussy #woodring-field-background |
|
7,885 | 10/20/2020 | too big to fail (revisited) deuce: MY DONG IS TOO BIG TO FAIL
deuce: NOT BECAUSE IT'S ACTUALLY BIG (IT'S TINY) BUT BECAUSE SO MANY INVESTORS HAVE PUT SO MUCH MONEY SFLKSF JUHX SHDE
deuce: KHERF DFSLKFSE RFSDFOIJHS SDDSFSJJ8SL SFDKG SKLDFSJEFSDF A FJKFDSA JKDSAF KLASF KLF SKFJKLSDF LKSDFK SDHFLKHSDK |
deuce |
#deja-vu #deuce-solo #dong #economics #investing #the-big-short #too-big-to-fail #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,401 | 2/24/2008 | too complicated to follow deuce: THIS IS ALL GETTING TOO COMPLICATED TO FOLLOW
pants: CHEW ME OFF
deuce: SNAKEBITES AHOY
pants: ===DRINKING ALERT===
deuce: I HAZ A BUNNEH
pants: CALLING THE EFF |
deuce pants |
#ahoy #deuce-pants #eff #sfw #uncategorized-mosaic-background |
|
1,979 | 3/3/2004 | too far gone pants: OH GOD IT BURNS MAKE IT STOP
pants: OKAY TAKE TWO STEPS BACK |
pants |
#behind-the-scenes #bong #error #huffy-pants #laptop #meta #pants-solo #photo #toshiba #windows #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,763 | 5/24/2006 | too fat for the cheerleading squad : SPIGOT POOFS INTO THE ROOM LIKE A QUEER VAMPIRE
deuce: HGLAHGLAHLGHLAUAG
spigot: GIMME A B!!!! GIMME A HURRRRR
deuce: CHEERLEADING FOR FUN AND PROFIT
spigot: HANG ON I HAVE TO GO THROW UP IN THE TOILET BECAUSE I'M TOO FAT FOR THE SQUAD |
deuce spigot |
#bulimia #caption #cheerleading #deuce-spigot #eating-disorders #smoosh #toilet #vampyre #viscera |
|
3,610 | 9/20/2008 | too generic : From fattest to gayest: Deuce, Atandt, Spigot, Pants (not shown)
atandt: BLEAT
deuce: THAT'S TOO GENERIC AN ANIMAL SOUND
spigot: GIVE ME BACK MY HUSTLERS |
atandt deuce spigot |
#atandt-deuce-spigot #caption #hustler #spigot-shrug |
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4,194 | 5/10/2010 | too hot atandt: TOO HOT TO SLEEP
atandt: TOO HOT TO FUCK
atandt: I GUESS I AM STUCK IN JERKCITY
deuce: APPARENTLY ALSO TOO HOT TO SHUT THE FUCK UP |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #bonequest-hd #drunk-deuce #fighting-irish-pose #too-hot-to-jerk #trapped #woodring-room-background |
|
4,871 | 4/29/2012 | too late pants: I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO HIS TROUBLES
pants: INSTEAD OF PUNCHING AND FUCKING HIM |
pants |
#angry-panel #huffy-pants #pants-solo #regret #violence #white-background |
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6,588 | 3/17/2017 | too late pants: BE MY VALENTINE
deuce: TOO LATE, MURDERED EVERYONE
pants: SIGH |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #ascii #coy-pants #deuce-pants #dicks #urinal-background #valentines-day-massacre |
|
8,271 | 11/10/2021 | too many dicks deuce: WOULD SOMEONE PLZ SHAVE MY BACK, NUTS
deuce: ALSO MY BUTT IS RATHER HAIRY AS IT TURNS OUT
net: T DEUCE I WILL BE RIGHT OVER
deuce: T NET FAG TRAP
net: I MEANT FOR THE BALLS NOT THE BACK
net: I'VE GOT TOO MANY DICKS HERE WHO WANTS TO SHARE
deuce: DICK DICK GOOSE
net: PSYCH! |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #dicks #duck-duck-goose #fag-trap #macsbug #shaving #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,862 | 8/29/2006 | too many pants pants: IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
pants: MAKE IT STOP
pants: I SHOULD NOT HAVE LEFT A FAILSAFE MACHINE RUNNING
pants: NOBODY WANTS TO GET OUT OF THE BOX (TOO CRUISY)
pants: I WON THE LOTTO AGAIN
pants: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOBODY BROUGHT A BOX WITH THEM
pants: NOT EXACTLY A CLONE SAGA (MORE OF A ONE-MAN GANGBANG)
pants: AFFFDBKSFGSDFGBFK 3333333333333333333
pants: HEY THIS ONE CAME THROUGH RETARDED WHAT'S THE DEAL
(pants): FUCKIN' THING'S FULL OF LADYBUGS, MAN
pants: EVERYBODY BACK IN THE BOX |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #comma #coy-pants #cruisy #dj-rapekit #gangbang #huffy-pants #ladybugs #marvel #multipants #multiplicity #pants-solo #primer #spider-man #weird-pants-face #whisper #white-background |
|
8,319 | 12/27/2021 | too much pants: T DEUCE I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT I MAY HAVE EATEN TOO MUCH CHINESE FOOD
deuce: QUEST COMPLETE |
deuce pants |
#chinese-food #deuce-pants #food #orange-background #sfw #single-panel |
|
7,391 | 6/15/2019 | too much carbon deuce: will someone please come up with a way to decarbonize my balls
deuce: (too much carbon) |
deuce |
#balls #blue-background #carbon #deuce-solo #filler-panel #green |
|
957 | 5/10/2001 | too much curry pants: WELL HERE WE ARE AGAIN, WELCOME TO THE BIG SHOW
pants: WILL THERE BE COOKIES OR SHOULD I JUST KEEP ON DOING IT
|
pants |
#cookies #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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4,044 | 12/5/2009 | too much in the background deuce: YOU WERE HERE THE WHOLE TIME
pants: YES
pants: BUT I'VE STAYED TOO MUCH IN THE BACKGROUND
pants: TOO MUCH IN THE BACKGROUND |
deuce pants |
#background #deuce-pants #dj-rapekit #repetition #sfw #urinal-background |
|
229 | 5/22/1999 | too much poo pants: TOO MUCH POO SAID POPPA BEAR |
pants |
#bear #bonequest-hi-fi #every-single-fucking-day #goldilocks #pants-solo #poo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
664 | 7/18/2000 | too preachy spigot: IS IT JUST ME OR ARE THE SPICE GIRLS GETTING TOO PREACHY
deuce: YOU TELL 'EM BROTHA
: KACO ESTAS BONA |
deuce spigot |
#custom-background #deuce-spigot #spice-girls |
|
7,680 | 3/30/2020 | too precious deuce: you are die now
pants: but i want to live (forever)
deuce: you are too precious to live forever
pants: well yes but
deuce: also gay
pants: hold on a minute
deuce: up your ass
pants: a goshdarn
deuce: between your cheeks
pants: i am cooperating |
deuce pants |
#ass #bi #deuce-pants #die #gay #woodring-field-background |
|
4,229 | 6/16/2010 | too stoned to notice ghosts :DEUCE: HIS OWN FUCKING LIFE
:DEUCE: YOU ALL AS A GHOST
pants: TOO STONED TO NOTICE GHOSTS |
pants |
#bored #caption #death-and-return-of-deuce #drunk-deuce #ghost #marijuana #stoned #suicide #urinal-background |
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5,031 | 10/20/2012 | too tight spigot: LET'S ALL JERK OUR DICKS AND GIVE A SHIT ABOUT COMPUTERS
spigot: A PTHTHTH A FRPRPRP
spigot: HIS SCIENCE IS TOO TIGHT |
spigot |
#computers #mountain-background #rap #science #spigot-solo |
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5,981 | 6/15/2015 | too tired to fight deuce: SERIOUSLY SO TIRED YOU COULD TOTALLY POKE A BONER IN ME AND I WOULDN'T FIGHT <-- WHAT THE FUCK IT THIS
pants: ARE YOU SAYING THAT I SHOULD NO NO THAT WOULD BE WRONG
deuce: SERIOUSLY TOTALLY JUST STUCK IT IN ANYWHERE I'M TOO TIRED TO FIGHT
pants: K
deuce: AND YOUR ABILITY TO TOTALLY LEGALLY GROPE ME WHILE I'M DEFENSELESS BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY GIVEN YOU EXPLICIT PRE-PERMISSION
pants: SIGN HERE AND HERE AND HERE, INITIAL HERE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #green-background #narcophilia #that-would-be-wrong #tired #typo |
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9,194 | 5/20/2024 | toot toot tootsie goodbye effigy: DO TOOTSIE ROLLS COUNT AS DINNER???
deuce: IF YOU EAT ENOUGH OF 'EM |
#brown-background #candy #deuce-effigy #fatness #sfw |
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2,884 | 9/20/2006 | toothpaste on them spigot: LET'S HEAR IT FOR SPIGOT EVERYONE COME ON
spigot: WHEN I THINK OF ALL THE THINGS THAT COULD HAVE BEEN I JUST GET SICK TO MY NUTS
spigot: THEN I SQUIRT TOOTHPASTE ON THEM (ETC.) |
spigot |
#grey-background #nuts-of-spigot #regret #spigot-solo #toothpaste |
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1,270 | 3/24/2002 | top five percent spigot: WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE OF JIZZ PLEASE ANGLE IT OVER YONDER
deuce: I HAVE SOME HANDY
spigot: THEN YOU ARE TRULY IN MY TOP 5% OF ALL WEBSITES |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #jizz #woodring-room-background |
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8,553 | 8/18/2022 | top gun spigot: MAVERICK AND GOOSE ARE CUTTING THEIR DICKS OFF AND HIGH-FIVING |
#blue-background #genital-mutilation #spigot-solo #top-gun #trannies |
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6,046 | 8/19/2015 | top of mind spigot: FOLKS, JUST BUBBLING THIS UP SO IT'S TOP OF MIND: I SUCK DICK
pants: WELL... BUBBLE IT BACK DOWN (SEINFELD BASS)
deuce: [NIGHT COURT THEME]
pants: 0 FAVS
deuce: HGLHGAHLGA |
deuce pants spigot |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants-spigot #dick #folks #huffy-pants #mousehole #nbc #night-court #seinfeld #television #woodring-room-background |
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7,389 | 6/13/2019 | top rated porn sites deuce: free lesbiain porn videos top rated porn sites videos couple porn gallerys younger russian porn mangas porn gay
deuce: I don't like all those words
spigot: some are okay
deuce: right but I cannot endorse the entire set
spigot: i would say things like lesbiain are out (typo? who's to say) but also mangas and gay |
deuce spigot |
#deuce #deuce-spigot #gay #lesbian #manga #porn #set-theory #spigot #typo #woodring-field-background |
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1,042 | 8/8/2001 | top ten signs spigot: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET !!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: #10: YOU CAN'T BREATHE BECAUSE OF MY BALLS AND LEGS
spigot: #9: GO FUCK YOURSELF
spigot: ETC |
spigot |
#go-fuck-yourself #internet #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,145 | 4/1/2024 | top- quality tinkle deuce: ONLY THE BEST PISS
deuce: THE FINEST URINE
deuce: THE MOST ELEGANT WEE |
#deuce-solo #piss #somber-deuce #superlatives #tinkle #urine #wee #yellow-background |
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2,778 | 6/8/2006 | toss them a crumb atandt: OK PEOPLE: GAY COCKS ON THE VERANDA -- PRONTO
spigot: INCIDENTALLY THERE ISN'T ANYTHING REMARKABLE UNDER THE CHERRY MOON
spigot: NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I HAVE TO PUT ON MY BEST PAIR OF NUTS AND GO RAP TO THE LADIES (YOU HAVE TO TOSS THEM A CRUMB ONCE IN A WHILE) |
atandt spigot |
#cherry-moon #gay #nuts-of-spigot #prince #sun-tzu #the-ladies #urinal-background |
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1,164 | 12/8/2001 | totally disgusting deuce: WHO WANTS TO CHIP IN WITH ME FOR A REALDOLL
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deuce |
#deuce-solo #woodring-field-background |
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7,170 | 11/7/2018 | totally fine spigot: what we've learned is that it's totally fine to drink all day as long as you take a nap in the late afternoon / early evening |
spigot |
#alcohol #bonequest-hi-fi #high-res #naps #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,065 | 5/29/2004 | totally fucking invisible pants: MY FORMULA WORKS !!! I AM TOTALLY INVISIBLE !!! STILL COMPLETELY GAY HOWEVER |
pants |
#invisible #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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3,874 | 6/11/2009 | totally out of control spigot: T PANTS I THINK I LEFT JERKCITY PLUGGED IN THIS MORNING
pants: THAT'S HOW FIRES GET STARTED
pants: A RAGING QUEER BLAZE TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL |
pants spigot |
#fire #pants-spigot #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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8,634 | 11/7/2022 | totally right pants: GLORP DUH YOU WERE TOTALLY RIGHT ABOUT THE PRICK-TASTING FACTORY
deuce: THESE DON'T TASTE LIKE PRICKS AT ALL
spigot: I BRING MY OWN LAWRY'S SEASONING SALT |
#deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #grey-background #huffy-pants #lawrys-seasoning-salt #pricks #somber-deuce |
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1,837 | 10/14/2003 | totally scared spigot: SLOWLY THE VAMPIRE TURNED AND SUCKED A COCK
deuce: BOO
spigot: YOU TOTALLY SCARED ME
deuce: SUCK IT YOU FAIRY |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #scary #spigot-points #vampyre #viscera #woodring-field-background |
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3,038 | 2/26/2007 | totally silent deuce: RAPE TRUCKS
pants: WHAT NOISE DO THEY MAKE WHEN THEY BACK UP
deuce: THEY ARE TOTALLY SILENT (ELECTRIC ENGINES) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #electric-vehicles #eye-injury #rape #red-x #silence #woodring-field-background |
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2,222 | 11/28/2004 | totally ten dicks spigot: BLUH PTTH HUHH GLUB PLUH SOAKING IN IT
atandt: T PANTS I THINK YOU SHOULD USE POSITIVE AFFIRMATION TO REALIZE YOUR GOALS
pants: I WILL SUCK TEN DIFFERENT DICKS TODAY
spigot: I SEE MYSELF IN YOUR WIFE'S ASS SOMETIME AROUND LABOR DAY |
atandt pants spigot |
#cocksucking #cuck #dicks #goals #palmolive #positive #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,988 | 5/9/2018 | touch it effigy: MMMMM
deuce: YEAH TOUCH IT
spigot: DON'T |
deuce effigy spigot |
#deuce-effigy-spigot #mmm #touch #touching #white-background |
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4,686 | 10/17/2011 | touch it all deuce: TOUCH IT ALL
pants: NO
deuce: WHY NOT
pants: AFRAID
deuce: BE CALM, LITTLE ONE AND FUCKING TOUCH IT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sfw #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,199 | 8/6/2007 | touch my stuff deuce: TOUCH MY STUFF MOTHERFUCKER
pants: I'LL REACH OUT AND TOUCH THAT SHIT YO
deuce: [REDACTED]
pants: NOT IN THE EYES
deuce: [REDACTED] AND [REDACTED]
pants: HEY HOW ABOUT YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE AND SUCK ME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #mousehole #redacted-text #sucking #touch #woodring-room-background |
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5,870 | 2/24/2015 | touch you must deuce: TOUCH MY DICK
pants: AFRAID
deuce: THINK NOT, JUST TOUCH
deuce: TOUCH YOU MUST
deuce: BE NOT AFRAID
deuce: TOUCH YOU MUST
pants: THEN I'LL BECOME A JEDI RIGHT
deuce: DISCUSS AFTER WE WILL
deuce: NOW TOUCH YOU MUST |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dick #jedi #star-wars #urinal-background #yoda |
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6,962 | 4/6/2018 | touched by god pants: WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN YOU'RE PISSING BUT INSTEAD OF URINE IT'S ANGELS AND THEY ARE SINGING REPENT IN THE SWEEST VOICE BUT THEN THEY'RE NOT ANGELS THEY ARE DEVILS AND THEY ARE STABBING ME AND DRAGGING ME DOWN AND IT HURTS SO MUCH AND I'M IN SO MUCH PAIN AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING ANYTHING TO STOP THE ETERNAL SUFFERING AND TORMENT AND THE DEVIL VOICES ARE ALSO BEAUTIFUL LIKE ANGELS BUT THEY ARE SAYING THAT I WAS DECEIVED BY THE SERPENT'S CUNNING AND |
pants |
#pants-solo #pissing #religion #run-on-sentence #serpents-cunning #single-panel #white-background |
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909 | 3/22/2001 | touched by god deuce: DICKS
spigot: IS THIS THE CAREER CENTER
|
deuce spigot |
#gunmetal-background |
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2,709 | 3/30/2006 | touching on me pants: T DEUCE WHEN I ACCUSE YOU OF SEXUAL MISCONDUCT (TOUCHING ON ME) I WANT YOU TO BLOG THE WHOLE THING (FROM START TO MY DEATH)
deuce: HALUGUHLHALAG
spigot: SO MUCH DICK I CAN HARDLY CLOSE MY MOUTH LET ALONE SAY NO
deuce: HALUGHULAG HULBALGUAG AGHULAGULAG
pants: DON'T HOLD BACK LET IT ALL COME UP
pants: THAT'S THE STUFF
deuce: BLAGUAH GLBALUBHAGAG |
deuce pants spigot |
#black-background #blog #deuce-pants-spigot #dick #rape |
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5,586 | 5/16/2014 | tough times for trolley pants: GARK GARK GARK WENT THE TROLLY
pants: TOUGH TIMES FOR TROLLY |
pants |
#gark #judy-garland #meet-me-in-st-louis #pants-solo #sfw #singing #the-trolley-song #title-mismatch #tough-times #trolley #trolly #typo #woodring-room-background |
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2,762 | 5/23/2006 | tous qu'il sait : mesdames et messieurs, pantalon et deux de banlieue noire de secousse-ville
deuce: HI KITTY
pants: COCKSUCKING IS ALL I KNOW
deuce: WELL GET STARTED THEN |
deuce pants |
#caption #censored #cocksucking #deuce-pants #french #kitty #nonstandard-title-panel #plant #redacted-greytext #redacted-text #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background |
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3,396 | 2/19/2008 | towering over me spigot: {{{{{{{{ PRICKBEAR }}}}}}}}}
pants: TOWERING OVER ME WHILE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #woodring-field-background |
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8,866 | 6/27/2023 | town of gay pants: WHO WANTS PANCAKES
deuce: HOW DID WE GET HERE
spigot: I WANT A LAWYER |
#deuce-pants-spigot #gay #georgia #lawyer #pancakes #photo-background #somber-deuce #town-of-gay-background #water-tower |
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2,497 | 8/30/2005 | toxic shock deuce: ALL THAT POUNDING REAMERY IS GIVING ME TOXIC SHOCK |
deuce |
#anal #deuce-solo #tampons #toxic-shock #woodring-room-background |
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424 | 11/27/1999 | toy story 2 spigot: WOODY'S BACK!!!! AND BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!!!!!!
spigot: AND ALL OUR FAVORITES!!!!!!
spigot: STEVE JOBS AND MICHAEL EISNER AND THE WHOLE BUNCH!!!!!!
spigot: AND THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS.........
spigot: THESE TOYS ARE COLLECTIBLE AND AVAILABLE ONLINE
spigot: WE'VE EMBEDDED HOW VALUABLE AND LOVEABLE THEY ARE DIRECTLY INTO THE NARRATIVE OF THE STORY!!!!!
spigot: WITH REFERENCES TO JAPANESE IDIOTS SO WE CAN REALLY DEVELOP THAT INTERNATIONAL MARKET!!!!!!
spigot: HAW!!!! THAT FAT TOY COLLECTOR WITH THE GOATEE SURE REMINDS ME OF MYSELF!!!!
spigot: LET'S BUY THEM ALL AND DISPLAY THEM IN OUR CUBES AND SUCK EACH OTHER'S DICKS
spigot: LIFE'S ONLY WORTH LIVING IF YOU'RE LOVED BY A KID!!!! THIS WAY TO THE PIXAR STORE!!!
spigot: RIGHT NEXT TO THE FUCKING FOOD COURT
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spigot |
#cubicles #dicksucking #disney #food-court #japan #michael-eisner #pixar #spigot-solo #steve-jobs #toy-story #woodring-den-background |
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7,043 | 7/3/2018 | toy story 4 |
spigot |
#beating-off #deuce-pants #mousehole #movies #physical-comedy #single-panel #toy-story #typo #woodring-room-background |
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9,324 | 9/27/2024 | trade craft spigot: MY DICKLICKING TRADECRAFT |
#woodring-field-background |
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9,271 | 8/5/2024 | trade mark pants: JACK ME OFF
deuce: JACK ME OFF PLANET
deuce: A WHOLLY-OWNED SUBSIDIARY OF JACKOFF PLANET
pants: AVOIDING COMPETITION WITH SIMILAR-SOUNDING NAMES
deuce: THEY'RE ATTEMPTING TO CORNER THE MARKET
pants: AND THAT'S FAIR IF THEY'RE SPENDING THE MONEY ON TRADEMARKS AND LAWYERS
pants: BUT FOR 90 YEARS MY FAMILY HAS BEEN SELLING GOODS UNDER THE MARK `JACK OFF PLANET` AND I'M WORRIED
deuce: BUT WHEN THE CONGLOMERATE MOVED IN AND STARTING SELLING SERVICES UNDER THAT MARK YOU DIDN'T DEFEND YOUR TRADEMARK SO NOW YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LITIGATE IT AND YOU'LL PROBABLY LOSE |
#deuce-pants #doop #gunmetal-background #handjob #jacking-off #law #legal #modified-character #trademark #weird-pants-face |
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7,128 | 9/26/2018 | trails off, pause pants: are you sure sucking them all off (in a row) is the right thing to do???
deuce: I never said any su-- (trails off, pause) yep
pants: do i have to wear this hood
deuce: only if you (trails off, pause) welcome to Wal-Mart
pants: grabass.exe
deuce: FeloniousSexualContact.app |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking #deuce-pants #filename #grabass #toilet #urinal-background #wal-mart |