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EPISODES: A-Z

No. Date   Title / Dialog Players Tags
828 12/31/2000 to kill twenty people
deuce: MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION WILL BE TO KILL TWENTY PEOPLE BEFORE THE YEAR 2002 (BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN THE WORLD WILL END) pants: OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE pants: HEY WAIT A MINUTE spigot: IS THIS EVEN THE ICE CAPADES
deuce
pants
spigot
#apocalypse
#holiday
#murder
#new-year
#woodring-field-background
7,165 11/2/2018 to make it stay big
pants: t spigot sometimes i see how long i can shake the cursor to make it stay big spigot: my record is four days
pants
spigot
#macintosh
#macos
#mouse-cursor
#nu-urinal-background
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#single-panel
3,532 7/4/2008 to my balls
deuce: JERKCITY ALARM spigot: PLEASE DEVOTE MORE OF A TIMESLICE TO MY BALLS spigot: THANKS
deuce
spigot
#alarm
#balls
#deuce-spigot
#meta
#nuts-of-spigot
#tdm
#timeslice
#woodring-field-background
140 3/3/1999 to rule in favor
spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO RULE IN FAVOR OF THIS DOG SHIT!!!! spigot: SQUIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLHGLHRLGHLRHG deuce: PUT IT IN YOU spigot: GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dogshit
#woodring-stairs-background
7,657 3/7/2020 to the bat cave
spigot > the joker is loitering on private property ????? spigot > understood!!!! spigot > right away commissioner!!!! spigot > no you hang up spigot > no you hang up spigot > clonk / ba-donk spigot > to the bat cave!!!!!!!!!! spigot > (to put on my bat suit) spigot > my bat underpants spigot > my bat shirt spigot > my bat slacks spigot > my bat sweater spigot > my bat socks spigot > my bat shoes spigot > got my bat keys, my bat wallet, my bat smokes, my bat lighter spigot > calling a bat uber spigot > fifteen minutes ?!???????? spigot > to the bat bong !!!!!!!!! spigot > bllbblblllbblbhlbhl spigot > COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH GLK GNK COUGH COUGH COUGH OW GOD spigot > COUGH COUGH COUGH GOD DAMN COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH spigot > HURRRK HORRRK spigot > jesus fucking fuck spigot > toker v joker lol spigot > nnggg spigot > zzzzzzz
spigot
#batman
#bong
#clonk-ba-donk
#funloving-nonsense
#joker
#marijuana
#nonstandard-title-panel
#overlong
#physical-comedy
#sleep
#spigot-solo
#steve-miller
#woodring-stairs-background
7,242 1/18/2019 to the tune of "for he's a jolly good fellow"
pants: a duck ran off with my penis pants: then a crow took the penis from the duck pants: and after that the crow just dropped it into the lake pants: it's all very sad
pants
#crow
#duck
#limp
#ornithology
#pants-solo
#penis
#singing
#the-sopranos
#title-mismatch
#white-background
8,350 1/27/2022 to the tune of the theme from spider-man (1967)
spigot: TOILET BOWLS spigot: TOILET BOWLS spigot: HELPING YOU MEET spigot: YOUR TOILET GOALS spigot: TAKE A SHIT spigot: ON THE FLOOR spigot: NO ONE KNOWS spigot: WHAT THE BOWLS ARE FOR
spigot
#singing
#spider-man
#spigot-solo
#toilet
#white-background
3,772 3/1/2009 to what
spigot: FOLKS YOU SAID YOU HAD TICKETS TO BURNING MAN deuce: TO WHAT spigot: TO THE CRAPPER
deuce
spigot
#burning-man
#deuce-spigot
#folks
#toilet
#urinal-background
2,779 6/9/2006 to what end/o untimely death!
atandt: GHLGALHGAHLGAHLGA ??? spigot: MORE LIKE GALAGHLAUGAHLGUAHGLA
atandt
spigot
#atandt-spigot
#mousehole
#piss
#sfw
#shakespeare
#woodring-room-background
2,148 9/16/2004 to you live from the 53rd state
spigot: HOW ABOUT SEDUCING THEM.......... WITH A FUCKING ATM CARD deuce: OR A ROPE AND A GAG deuce: OR A FIST AND A CLUB deuce: THERE ARE SO MANY COMBINATIONS
deuce
spigot
#atm-card
#bondage
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#earthrise-background
#rapekit
#starbucks
685 8/8/2000 to your nuts
atandt: TO: YOUR NUTS atandt: CC: MY FACE atandt: HI deuce: FROM: MOM atandt: BCC: PANTS
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce-pants
#email
#woodring-field-background
5,492 2/10/2014 to-do list
pants: MAIL STICKERS TO THAT GUY (PRIORITY: HIGH) pants: CALL DENTIST BACK pants: 2013 TAXES pants: BACKUP PAIR OF GLASSES pants: TRANSFER 401K TO SCHWAB
pants
#401k
#glasses
#grey-background
#pants-solo
#schwab
#sfw
#to-do
7,859 9/24/2020 toast and jam
pants: BREAD AND BUTTER,TOAST AND JAM spigot: LICK MY DICKON THE NETSCAPE CAM
pants
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#dicklicking
#gark
#mint-background
#netscape
#pants-spigot
#rhyming
#single-panel
#webcam
8,212 9/12/2021 toast quota
pants: MORE TOAST PLEASE deuce: YOU HAVE REACHEDYOUR TOAST QUOTA
deuce
pants
#corndog-background
#deuce-pants
#fatness
#food
#sfw
#single-panel
#toast
9,215 6/10/2024 toaster
deuce: SMEAR BUTTER ON ME pants: ARE YOU DELICIOUS TOAST deuce: I AM NOT
#a-love-story
#blue-background
#butter
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#food
#no-title-card
#sfw
#toast
8,452 5/9/2022 today let's be grateful
spigot: TODAY LET'S BE GRATEFUL WE DON'T HAVE TO SUCK DICK IN A MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS pants: "HAVE TO" pants: FULL-GROWN ADULTS CELEBRATING STAR WARS DAY spigot: WE CALL HIM DOCTOR MORBIUS ON THIS PODCAST
#dr-strange
#marvel
#mint-background
#movies
#pants-spigot
#podcast
#star-wars
3,894 7/1/2009 today's challenge
pants: I FEEL A POO COMING ON/OUT/ALL OVER CREATION spigot: TRY AND CURL IT LIKE AN S ON THE TOOTHBRUSH!!!!!! TODAY'S CHALLENGE
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#poo
#todays-challenge
#urinal-background
3,722 1/10/2009 today's content
spigot: TODAY'S CONTENT IS ALL ABOUT MY GOLDEN LOCKS OF FAGGOTY HAIR AND HOW FAT MY GIRLFRIEND AND ALSO A NEW WORK OF FILK I LIKE TO CALL STAIRWAY TO BLAKE'S SEVEN pants: HEAD NOW PLEASE
pants
spigot
#filk
#filking
#head
#mouse-cursor
#pants-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
9,199 5/25/2024 today's episoooooo
pants: TODAY'S EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY SQUARESPAAAAAA deuce: AND NORDVPPPPPPPPPPPPP
#deuce-pants
#podcast
#product-placement
#sfw
#single-panel
#sponsorship
#woodring-stairs-background
7,698 4/17/2020 today's murder trials
spigot: today's murder trials are all about boring cell phone towers spigot: the one time putting your phone down is a good idea and the dipshit just doesn't
spigot
#5g
#cellphone
#murder-trial
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
3,751 2/8/2009 together after school
spigot: LET'S POO TOGETHER AFTER SCHOOL spigot: PLEASE
spigot
#angry-panel
#bonequest-hi-fi
#boom
#friends
#poo
#scheduling
#school
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
7,886 10/21/2020 together at last
ozone: FUCK OF THE SHIT hanford: ARE YOU DRUNKOR STONEDOR GAY
hanford
ozone
#cock-of-the-fuck
#drunk
#gay
#hanford-ozone
#lavender-background
#single-panel
#stoned
5,099 12/30/2012 together time
spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP SQUEAK SLAM spigot: PSHHHT RUB WASH GLUH HUH HUH DUH WARM AND SOAPY spigot: PSHHT SQUEAK CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP HOO {{{{{{{{{{{ TOGETHER TIME }}}}}}}}}}}}}
spigot
#clomp
#onomatopoeia
#physical-comedy
#soapy
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
364 10/1/1999 toilet
deuce: WHERE'S THE TOILET deuce: I AM STILL WAITING FOR AN ANSWER pants: A FISTFUL OF DONGS deuce: THE NEXT TIME YOU HANG A MAN MAKE SURE HE'S HLUG AHAGHLAG HLAHU spigot: I TOO HAVE QUESTIONS WITH REGARD TO THE TOILET spigot: WHEN CAN I LEAVE, CAN YOU PLEASE GET OFF ME spigot: ET. AL.
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dongs
#drunk-deuce
#funloving-nonsense
#hanging
#toilet
#woodring-stairs-background
3,004 1/23/2007 toilet antics
pants: TOILET ANTICS pants: SIR, TOILET ANTICS spigot: T PANTS YOU KEEP POKING YOUR DICK THROUGH THE OUT HOLE pants: T SPIGOT I'M A REBEL
pants
spigot
#glory-hole
#huffy-pants
#pants-spigot
#toilet
#toilet-antics
#woodring-field-background
6,630 4/28/2017 toilet bowl
spigot: IF DISNEY = TOILET BOWL AND STAR WARS = TOILET BOWL THEN pants: I WILL SMEAR LARP ON MY BREAD AND DIP IT IN A BOWL OF FILK
pants
spigot
#disney
#filk
#filking
#larp
#nerd-culture
#pants-spigot
#plant
#star-wars
#toilet
#toilet-bowl
#woodring-field-background
6,459 10/24/2016 toilet brush emoji
spigot: TO WHOMEVER CONTRIBUTED THE TOILET BRUSH EMOJI, I SALUTE YOU spigot: ARE WE REALLY SAYING GAY WORDS LIKE EMOJI OR EMOTICON, OR CAN I JUST SAY ICON
spigot
#emoji
#emoticon
#gay
#spigot-solo
#toilet
#toilet-brush
#urinal-background
3,522 6/24/2008 toilet fucker
pants: DIRTY TOILET FUCKER deuce: SIR IT'S QUAINT AND CUTE NOT DIRTY deuce: AHEM, THE TOILET WAS FLUSHED SIR deuce: SO I DON'T REALLY SEE THE OH HE WAS **FUCKING** IT pants: WHAT WOULD BE GROSS IF HE PISSED ALL OVER IT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#piss
#toilet
#woodring-field-background
8,710 1/22/2023 toilet hug
pants: I NEED TO POOP BUT I ALSO WANT A HUG: HELP ME COMBINE THESE WANTS, THESE NEEDS, INTO A SINGLE ACT deuce: I WOULD RATHER NOT HUG YOU ON THE TOILET
#a-love-story
#bored-pants
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#gay
#huffy-pants
#hugs
#mountain-background
#poo
#sfw
#toilet
#toilet-antics
#wholesome
5,810 12/26/2014 toilet phone
spigot: FOLKS WHEN YOU GET A NEW PHONE YOUR OLD PHONE BECOMES YOUR TOILET PHONE deuce: I THINK OF YOU AS MY TOILET PHONE deuce: WHAT KIND OF A THING TO SAY IS THAT
deuce
spigot
#boy-scouts
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#folks
#merit-badge
#sfw
#stray-dot
#telephone
#telephony
#toilet
3,218 8/25/2007 toilet pig
pants: TOILET PIG pants: PHEMTERM1NE 0RDER pants: [PACMAN] : neck : face : snout jowl pants: i don't know butchie instead pants: DOUBLE BONGHITS pants: [PACMAN]
pants
#abstract
#atari
#bonghit
#dj-rapekit
#drugs
#goomba-deuce
#john-from-cincinnati
#laughing-deuce
#lowercase
#pac-man
#pants-solo
#spam
#spurty-frog
#toilet-pig
6,923 2/26/2018 toilet pigs
deuce: AS ONE DOES??? pants: BY THE BY deuce: NOT FOR NOTHING, BUT DOT DOT DOT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#sfw
#toilet-pig
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-field-background
1,441 9/9/2002 toilet sex
spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO BE ALL THAT BUT INSTEAD OF A BAG OF CHIPS I'D LIKE CHEESE FRIES AND SOME RANCH spigot: IS THIS THING ON deuce: GO AWAY I'M PISSING
deuce
spigot
#cheese-fries
#deuce-spigot
#no-greytext
#piss
#ranch
#toilet
#woodring-field-background
6,425 9/20/2016 toiletries and what have you
pants: YOU HOLD THE SCREWDRIVER AND I'LL PRY THE PILLS OUT OF THE ROOMBA
pants
#deja-vu
#pants-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
4,217 6/4/2010 token ring network
pants: I'VE GOT A BIG LOAD IN MY LARGE COLON deuce: ME TOO pants: LET'S TRADE deuce: LET'S HAVE OUR LOADS HAVE A LITTLE CHAT pants: WE'LL MAKE A TOKEN RING NETWORK deuce: IN THE SAME TOILET
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#mouse-cursor
#toilet
#token-ring-network
#woodring-field-background
8,069 4/22/2021 tom and jerry
deuce: TOM AND JERRY WERE NOT GAY pants: TRUE
deuce
pants
#cartoons
#deuce-pants
#furries
#not-gay
#sfw
#single-panel
#woodring-den-background
984 6/7/2001 tom green
pants: AFTER ALL WE’VE BEEN THROUGH WAS RE: HANDS OFF MY KNEE MISTER
pants
#woodring-field-background
1,658 4/15/2003 tomato
deuce: I'M A TOMATO dick: I THOUGHT I WAS A POMEGRANATE BUT IT TURNS OUT I'M JUST A FILTHY FAGGOT (FUNNY HOW WRONG ONE CAN BE ABOUT SOME THINGS)
deuce
dick
#deuce-dick
#fruit
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
2,865 9/1/2006 tomorrow
deuce: FOLKS ANY OBJECT IS DEADLY IF YOU HIT ANOTHER PERSON IN THE BASE OF THE SKULL WITH IT pants: EXCEPT . . . deuce: HUMAN BEINGS ARE FRAGILE AND THE WORLD IS HOSTILE pants: WAIT WAIT deuce: FUCKING WHAT IS IT pants: WHEN IS CUPCAKE DAY
deuce
pants
#cupcake-day
#deuce-pants
#murder
#woodring-stairs-background
5,775 11/21/2014 tomorrow
spigot: I CAN ALWAYS CHOKE DOWN THE BONER TOMORROW spigot: TOMORROW spigot: TOMORROW spigot: TOMORROW
spigot
#control-data-institute
#grey-background
#repetition
#spigot-points
#spigot-solo
8,630 11/3/2022 tomorrow off
deuce: I HAVE TOMORROW OFF!!! deuce: IT'S A HOLIDAY TO CELEBRATE DIVERSITY deuce: SO I'LL JERK OFF TO WHITE WOMEN FOR A CHANGE OF PACE pants: DON'T BE RACIST pants: YOU CAN ATONE FOR YOUR SINS BY SIMPLY MASTURBATING TO MY FACE
#deuce-likes-black-chicks
#deuce-pants
#diversity
#echinaceamagnus-background
#holiday
#jerking-off
#race
#satire
#somber-deuce
#work
9,119 3/6/2024 tomorrow's modern penises
spigot: DO WE ALL AGREE THAT IT'S PROBABLY BEDTIME pants: GATHER ROUND AND WATCH ME BEAT OFF spigot: I HAD DIAREAR LAST MONTH pants: GET OFFA ME spigot: GETTING A JUMP ON TOMORROW'S PENISES
#beat-off
#beating-off
#bed
#diarrhea
#exhibitionism
#get-offa-me
#mountain-background
#pants-spigot
#penis
#typo
#weird-pants-face
8,573 9/7/2022 tongue
pants: OW I BIT MY TONGUE deuce: I DO THAT FREQUENTLY AND BOY DO I HATE IT pants: MY MOUTH IS SO EXCITED ABOUT THE FOOD THAT IT GOES CRAZY CHOMPING EVERYTHING
#deuce-pants
#food
#pink-background
#sfw
#tongue
6,805 11/1/2017 tonight's better for me
spigot: YOU CAN LICK MY DICK OR STAY LATE TONIGHT pants: I WILL STAY LATE TONIGHT spigot: OKAY, YOU'LL BE LICKING MY DICK TONIGHT pants: GUESS I'LL LICK IT NOW spigot: TONIGHT'S BETTER FOR ME
pants
spigot
#dicklicking
#fill-in-the-blank
#pants-spigot
#urinal-background
9,025 12/3/2023 tonight's topic
deuce: SPLATTERY DIARRHEA spigot: THAT IS TONIGHT'S TOPIC
#deuce-spigot
#diarrhea
#falu-red-background
#no-title-card
#somber-deuce
5,075 12/5/2012 too big to fail
deuce: MY CUNT IS TOO BIG TO FAIL pants: MINE IS JUST TOO BIG
deuce
pants
#cunt
#deuce-pants
#hyper-pussy
#woodring-field-background
7,885 10/20/2020 too big to fail (revisited)
deuce: MY DONG IS TOO BIG TO FAIL deuce: NOT BECAUSE IT'S ACTUALLY BIG (IT'S TINY) BUT BECAUSE SO MANY INVESTORS HAVE PUT SO MUCH MONEY SFLKSF JUHX SHDE deuce: KHERF DFSLKFSE RFSDFOIJHS SDDSFSJJ8SL SFDKG SKLDFSJEFSDF A FJKFDSA JKDSAF KLASF KLF SKFJKLSDF LKSDFK SDHFLKHSDK
deuce
#deja-vu
#deuce-solo
#dong
#economics
#investing
#the-big-short
#too-big-to-fail
#woodring-stairs-background
3,401 2/24/2008 too complicated to follow
deuce: THIS IS ALL GETTING TOO COMPLICATED TO FOLLOW pants: CHEW ME OFF deuce: SNAKEBITES AHOY pants: ===DRINKING ALERT=== deuce: I HAZ A BUNNEH pants: CALLING THE EFF
deuce
pants
#ahoy
#deuce-pants
#eff
#sfw
#uncategorized-mosaic-background
1,979 3/3/2004 too far gone
pants: OH GOD IT BURNS MAKE IT STOP pants: OKAY TAKE TWO STEPS BACK
pants
#behind-the-scenes
#bong
#error
#huffy-pants
#laptop
#meta
#pants-solo
#photo
#toshiba
#windows
#woodring-stairs-background
2,763 5/24/2006 too fat for the cheerleading squad
: SPIGOT POOFS INTO THE ROOM LIKE A QUEER VAMPIRE deuce: HGLAHGLAHLGHLAUAG spigot: GIMME A B!!!! GIMME A HURRRRR deuce: CHEERLEADING FOR FUN AND PROFIT spigot: HANG ON I HAVE TO GO THROW UP IN THE TOILET BECAUSE I'M TOO FAT FOR THE SQUAD
deuce
spigot
#bulimia
#caption
#cheerleading
#deuce-spigot
#eating-disorders
#smoosh
#toilet
#vampyre
#viscera
3,610 9/20/2008 too generic
: From fattest to gayest: Deuce, Atandt, Spigot, Pants (not shown) atandt: BLEAT deuce: THAT'S TOO GENERIC AN ANIMAL SOUND spigot: GIVE ME BACK MY HUSTLERS
atandt
deuce
spigot
#atandt-deuce-spigot
#caption
#hustler
#spigot-shrug
4,194 5/10/2010 too hot
atandt: TOO HOT TO SLEEP atandt: TOO HOT TO FUCK atandt: I GUESS I AM STUCK IN JERKCITY deuce: APPARENTLY ALSO TOO HOT TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#bonequest-hd
#drunk-deuce
#fighting-irish-pose
#too-hot-to-jerk
#trapped
#woodring-room-background
4,871 4/29/2012 too late
pants: I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO HIS TROUBLES pants: INSTEAD OF PUNCHING AND FUCKING HIM
pants
#angry-panel
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#regret
#violence
#white-background
6,588 3/17/2017 too late
pants: BE MY VALENTINE deuce: TOO LATE, MURDERED EVERYONE pants: SIGH
deuce
pants
#a-love-story
#ascii
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#urinal-background
#valentines-day-massacre
8,271 11/10/2021 too many dicks
deuce: WOULD SOMEONE PLZ SHAVE MY BACK, NUTS deuce: ALSO MY BUTT IS RATHER HAIRY AS IT TURNS OUT net: T DEUCE I WILL BE RIGHT OVER deuce: T NET FAG TRAP net: I MEANT FOR THE BALLS NOT THE BACK net: I'VE GOT TOO MANY DICKS HERE WHO WANTS TO SHARE deuce: DICK DICK GOOSE net: PSYCH!
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#dicks
#duck-duck-goose
#fag-trap
#macsbug
#shaving
#woodring-stairs-background
2,862 8/29/2006 too many pants
pants: IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN pants: MAKE IT STOP pants: I SHOULD NOT HAVE LEFT A FAILSAFE MACHINE RUNNING pants: NOBODY WANTS TO GET OUT OF THE BOX (TOO CRUISY) pants: I WON THE LOTTO AGAIN pants: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOBODY BROUGHT A BOX WITH THEM pants: NOT EXACTLY A CLONE SAGA (MORE OF A ONE-MAN GANGBANG) pants: AFFFDBKSFGSDFGBFK 3333333333333333333 pants: HEY THIS ONE CAME THROUGH RETARDED WHAT'S THE DEAL (pants): FUCKIN' THING'S FULL OF LADYBUGS, MAN pants: EVERYBODY BACK IN THE BOX
pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#comma
#coy-pants
#cruisy
#dj-rapekit
#gangbang
#huffy-pants
#ladybugs
#marvel
#multipants
#multiplicity
#pants-solo
#primer
#spider-man
#weird-pants-face
#whisper
#white-background
8,319 12/27/2021 too much
pants: T DEUCE I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT I MAY HAVE EATEN TOO MUCH CHINESE FOOD deuce: QUEST COMPLETE
deuce
pants
#chinese-food
#deuce-pants
#food
#orange-background
#sfw
#single-panel
7,391 6/15/2019 too much carbon
deuce: will someone please come up with a way to decarbonize my balls deuce: (too much carbon)
deuce
#balls
#blue-background
#carbon
#deuce-solo
#filler-panel
#green
957 5/10/2001 too much curry
pants: WELL HERE WE ARE AGAIN, WELCOME TO THE BIG SHOW pants: WILL THERE BE COOKIES OR SHOULD I JUST KEEP ON DOING IT
pants
#cookies
#pants-solo
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
4,044 12/5/2009 too much in the background
deuce: YOU WERE HERE THE WHOLE TIME pants: YES pants: BUT I'VE STAYED TOO MUCH IN THE BACKGROUND pants: TOO MUCH IN THE BACKGROUND
deuce
pants
#background
#deuce-pants
#dj-rapekit
#repetition
#sfw
#urinal-background
229 5/22/1999 too much poo
pants: TOO MUCH POO SAID POPPA BEAR
pants
#bear
#bonequest-hi-fi
#every-single-fucking-day
#goldilocks
#pants-solo
#poo
#woodring-stairs-background
664 7/18/2000 too preachy
spigot: IS IT JUST ME OR ARE THE SPICE GIRLS GETTING TOO PREACHY deuce: YOU TELL 'EM BROTHA : KACO ESTAS BONA
deuce
spigot
#custom-background
#deuce-spigot
#spice-girls
7,680 3/30/2020 too precious
deuce: you are die now pants: but i want to live (forever) deuce: you are too precious to live forever pants: well yes but deuce: also gay pants: hold on a minute deuce: up your ass pants: a goshdarn deuce: between your cheeks pants: i am cooperating
deuce
pants
#ass
#bi
#deuce-pants
#die
#gay
#woodring-field-background
4,229 6/16/2010 too stoned to notice ghosts
:DEUCE: HIS OWN FUCKING LIFE :DEUCE: YOU ALL AS A GHOST pants: TOO STONED TO NOTICE GHOSTS
pants
#bored
#caption
#death-and-return-of-deuce
#drunk-deuce
#ghost
#marijuana
#stoned
#suicide
#urinal-background
5,031 10/20/2012 too tight
spigot: LET'S ALL JERK OUR DICKS AND GIVE A SHIT ABOUT COMPUTERS spigot: A PTHTHTH A FRPRPRP spigot: HIS SCIENCE IS TOO TIGHT
spigot
#computers
#mountain-background
#rap
#science
#spigot-solo
5,981 6/15/2015 too tired to fight
deuce: SERIOUSLY SO TIRED YOU COULD TOTALLY POKE A BONER IN ME AND I WOULDN'T FIGHT <-- WHAT THE FUCK IT THIS pants: ARE YOU SAYING THAT I SHOULD NO NO THAT WOULD BE WRONG deuce: SERIOUSLY TOTALLY JUST STUCK IT IN ANYWHERE I'M TOO TIRED TO FIGHT pants: K deuce: AND YOUR ABILITY TO TOTALLY LEGALLY GROPE ME WHILE I'M DEFENSELESS BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY GIVEN YOU EXPLICIT PRE-PERMISSION pants: SIGN HERE AND HERE AND HERE, INITIAL HERE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#green-background
#narcophilia
#that-would-be-wrong
#tired
#typo
9,194 5/20/2024 toot toot tootsie goodbye
effigy: DO TOOTSIE ROLLS COUNT AS DINNER??? deuce: IF YOU EAT ENOUGH OF 'EM
#brown-background
#candy
#deuce-effigy
#fatness
#sfw
2,884 9/20/2006 toothpaste on them
spigot: LET'S HEAR IT FOR SPIGOT EVERYONE COME ON spigot: WHEN I THINK OF ALL THE THINGS THAT COULD HAVE BEEN I JUST GET SICK TO MY NUTS spigot: THEN I SQUIRT TOOTHPASTE ON THEM (ETC.)
spigot
#grey-background
#nuts-of-spigot
#regret
#spigot-solo
#toothpaste
1,270 3/24/2002 top five percent
spigot: WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE OF JIZZ PLEASE ANGLE IT OVER YONDER deuce: I HAVE SOME HANDY spigot: THEN YOU ARE TRULY IN MY TOP 5% OF ALL WEBSITES
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#jizz
#woodring-room-background
8,553 8/18/2022 top gun
spigot: MAVERICK AND GOOSE ARE CUTTING THEIR DICKS OFF AND HIGH-FIVING
#blue-background
#genital-mutilation
#spigot-solo
#top-gun
#trannies
6,046 8/19/2015 top of mind
spigot: FOLKS, JUST BUBBLING THIS UP SO IT'S TOP OF MIND: I SUCK DICK pants: WELL... BUBBLE IT BACK DOWN (SEINFELD BASS) deuce: [NIGHT COURT THEME] pants: 0 FAVS deuce: HGLHGAHLGA
deuce
pants
spigot
#angry-panel
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dick
#folks
#huffy-pants
#mousehole
#nbc
#night-court
#seinfeld
#television
#woodring-room-background
7,389 6/13/2019 top rated porn sites
deuce: free lesbiain porn videos top rated porn sites videos couple porn gallerys younger russian porn mangas porn gay deuce: I don't like all those words spigot: some are okay deuce: right but I cannot endorse the entire set spigot: i would say things like lesbiain are out (typo? who's to say) but also mangas and gay
deuce
spigot
#deuce
#deuce-spigot
#gay
#lesbian
#manga
#porn
#set-theory
#spigot
#typo
#woodring-field-background
1,042 8/8/2001 top ten signs
spigot: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET !!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: #10: YOU CAN'T BREATHE BECAUSE OF MY BALLS AND LEGS spigot: #9: GO FUCK YOURSELF spigot: ETC
spigot
#go-fuck-yourself
#internet
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
9,145 4/1/2024 top- quality tinkle
deuce: ONLY THE BEST PISS deuce: THE FINEST URINE deuce: THE MOST ELEGANT WEE
#deuce-solo
#piss
#somber-deuce
#superlatives
#tinkle
#urine
#wee
#yellow-background
2,778 6/8/2006 toss them a crumb
atandt: OK PEOPLE: GAY COCKS ON THE VERANDA -- PRONTO spigot: INCIDENTALLY THERE ISN'T ANYTHING REMARKABLE UNDER THE CHERRY MOON spigot: NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I HAVE TO PUT ON MY BEST PAIR OF NUTS AND GO RAP TO THE LADIES (YOU HAVE TO TOSS THEM A CRUMB ONCE IN A WHILE)
atandt
spigot
#cherry-moon
#gay
#nuts-of-spigot
#prince
#sun-tzu
#the-ladies
#urinal-background
1,164 12/8/2001 totally disgusting
deuce: WHO WANTS TO CHIP IN WITH ME FOR A REALDOLL
deuce
#deuce-solo
#woodring-field-background
7,170 11/7/2018 totally fine
spigot: what we've learned is that it's totally fine to drink all day as long as you take a nap in the late afternoon / early evening
spigot
#alcohol
#bonequest-hi-fi
#high-res
#naps
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
2,065 5/29/2004 totally fucking invisible
pants: MY FORMULA WORKS !!! I AM TOTALLY INVISIBLE !!! STILL COMPLETELY GAY HOWEVER
pants
#invisible
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
3,874 6/11/2009 totally out of control
spigot: T PANTS I THINK I LEFT JERKCITY PLUGGED IN THIS MORNING pants: THAT'S HOW FIRES GET STARTED pants: A RAGING QUEER BLAZE TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL
pants
spigot
#fire
#pants-spigot
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
8,634 11/7/2022 totally right
pants: GLORP DUH YOU WERE TOTALLY RIGHT ABOUT THE PRICK-TASTING FACTORY deuce: THESE DON'T TASTE LIKE PRICKS AT ALL spigot: I BRING MY OWN LAWRY'S SEASONING SALT
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#grey-background
#huffy-pants
#lawrys-seasoning-salt
#pricks
#somber-deuce
1,837 10/14/2003 totally scared
spigot: SLOWLY THE VAMPIRE TURNED AND SUCKED A COCK deuce: BOO spigot: YOU TOTALLY SCARED ME deuce: SUCK IT YOU FAIRY
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#scary
#spigot-points
#vampyre
#viscera
#woodring-field-background
3,038 2/26/2007 totally silent
deuce: RAPE TRUCKS pants: WHAT NOISE DO THEY MAKE WHEN THEY BACK UP deuce: THEY ARE TOTALLY SILENT (ELECTRIC ENGINES)
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#electric-vehicles
#eye-injury
#rape
#red-x
#silence
#woodring-field-background
2,222 11/28/2004 totally ten dicks
spigot: BLUH PTTH HUHH GLUB PLUH SOAKING IN IT atandt: T PANTS I THINK YOU SHOULD USE POSITIVE AFFIRMATION TO REALIZE YOUR GOALS pants: I WILL SUCK TEN DIFFERENT DICKS TODAY spigot: I SEE MYSELF IN YOUR WIFE'S ASS SOMETIME AROUND LABOR DAY
atandt
pants
spigot
#cocksucking
#cuck
#dicks
#goals
#palmolive
#positive
#woodring-stairs-background
6,988 5/9/2018 touch it
effigy: MMMMM deuce: YEAH TOUCH IT spigot: DON'T
deuce
effigy
spigot
#deuce-effigy-spigot
#mmm
#touch
#touching
#white-background
4,686 10/17/2011 touch it all
deuce: TOUCH IT ALL pants: NO deuce: WHY NOT pants: AFRAID deuce: BE CALM, LITTLE ONE AND FUCKING TOUCH IT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#sfw
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
3,199 8/6/2007 touch my stuff
deuce: TOUCH MY STUFF MOTHERFUCKER pants: I'LL REACH OUT AND TOUCH THAT SHIT YO deuce: [REDACTED] pants: NOT IN THE EYES deuce: [REDACTED] AND [REDACTED] pants: HEY HOW ABOUT YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE AND SUCK ME
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#mousehole
#redacted-text
#sucking
#touch
#woodring-room-background
5,870 2/24/2015 touch you must
deuce: TOUCH MY DICK pants: AFRAID deuce: THINK NOT, JUST TOUCH deuce: TOUCH YOU MUST deuce: BE NOT AFRAID deuce: TOUCH YOU MUST pants: THEN I'LL BECOME A JEDI RIGHT deuce: DISCUSS AFTER WE WILL deuce: NOW TOUCH YOU MUST
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dick
#jedi
#star-wars
#urinal-background
#yoda
6,962 4/6/2018 touched by god
pants: WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN YOU'RE PISSING BUT INSTEAD OF URINE IT'S ANGELS AND THEY ARE SINGING REPENT IN THE SWEEST VOICE BUT THEN THEY'RE NOT ANGELS THEY ARE DEVILS AND THEY ARE STABBING ME AND DRAGGING ME DOWN AND IT HURTS SO MUCH AND I'M IN SO MUCH PAIN AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING ANYTHING TO STOP THE ETERNAL SUFFERING AND TORMENT AND THE DEVIL VOICES ARE ALSO BEAUTIFUL LIKE ANGELS BUT THEY ARE SAYING THAT I WAS DECEIVED BY THE SERPENT'S CUNNING AND
pants
#pants-solo
#pissing
#religion
#run-on-sentence
#serpents-cunning
#single-panel
#white-background
909 3/22/2001 touched by god
deuce: DICKS spigot: IS THIS THE CAREER CENTER
deuce
spigot
#gunmetal-background
2,709 3/30/2006 touching on me
pants: T DEUCE WHEN I ACCUSE YOU OF SEXUAL MISCONDUCT (TOUCHING ON ME) I WANT YOU TO BLOG THE WHOLE THING (FROM START TO MY DEATH) deuce: HALUGUHLHALAG spigot: SO MUCH DICK I CAN HARDLY CLOSE MY MOUTH LET ALONE SAY NO deuce: HALUGHULAG HULBALGUAG AGHULAGULAG pants: DON'T HOLD BACK LET IT ALL COME UP pants: THAT'S THE STUFF deuce: BLAGUAH GLBALUBHAGAG
deuce
pants
spigot
#black-background
#blog
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dick
#rape
5,586 5/16/2014 tough times for trolley
pants: GARK GARK GARK WENT THE TROLLY pants: TOUGH TIMES FOR TROLLY
pants
#gark
#judy-garland
#meet-me-in-st-louis
#pants-solo
#sfw
#singing
#the-trolley-song
#title-mismatch
#tough-times
#trolley
#trolly
#typo
#woodring-room-background
2,762 5/23/2006 tous qu'il sait
: mesdames et messieurs, pantalon et deux de banlieue noire de secousse-ville deuce: HI KITTY pants: COCKSUCKING IS ALL I KNOW deuce: WELL GET STARTED THEN
deuce
pants
#caption
#censored
#cocksucking
#deuce-pants
#french
#kitty
#nonstandard-title-panel
#plant
#redacted-greytext
#redacted-text
#title-mismatch
#woodring-field-background
3,396 2/19/2008 towering over me
spigot: {{{{{{{{ PRICKBEAR }}}}}}}}} pants: TOWERING OVER ME WHILE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#woodring-field-background
8,866 6/27/2023 town of gay
pants: WHO WANTS PANCAKES deuce: HOW DID WE GET HERE spigot: I WANT A LAWYER
#deuce-pants-spigot
#gay
#georgia
#lawyer
#pancakes
#photo-background
#somber-deuce
#town-of-gay-background
#water-tower
2,497 8/30/2005 toxic shock
deuce: ALL THAT POUNDING REAMERY IS GIVING ME TOXIC SHOCK
deuce
#anal
#deuce-solo
#tampons
#toxic-shock
#woodring-room-background
424 11/27/1999 toy story 2
spigot: WOODY'S BACK!!!! AND BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!!!!!! spigot: AND ALL OUR FAVORITES!!!!!! spigot: STEVE JOBS AND MICHAEL EISNER AND THE WHOLE BUNCH!!!!!! spigot: AND THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS......... spigot: THESE TOYS ARE COLLECTIBLE AND AVAILABLE ONLINE spigot: WE'VE EMBEDDED HOW VALUABLE AND LOVEABLE THEY ARE DIRECTLY INTO THE NARRATIVE OF THE STORY!!!!! spigot: WITH REFERENCES TO JAPANESE IDIOTS SO WE CAN REALLY DEVELOP THAT INTERNATIONAL MARKET!!!!!! spigot: HAW!!!! THAT FAT TOY COLLECTOR WITH THE GOATEE SURE REMINDS ME OF MYSELF!!!! spigot: LET'S BUY THEM ALL AND DISPLAY THEM IN OUR CUBES AND SUCK EACH OTHER'S DICKS spigot: LIFE'S ONLY WORTH LIVING IF YOU'RE LOVED BY A KID!!!! THIS WAY TO THE PIXAR STORE!!! spigot: RIGHT NEXT TO THE FUCKING FOOD COURT
spigot
#cubicles
#dicksucking
#disney
#food-court
#japan
#michael-eisner
#pixar
#spigot-solo
#steve-jobs
#toy-story
#woodring-den-background
7,043 7/3/2018 toy story 4
spigot
#beating-off
#deuce-pants
#mousehole
#movies
#physical-comedy
#single-panel
#toy-story
#typo
#woodring-room-background
9,324 9/27/2024 trade craft
spigot: MY DICKLICKING TRADECRAFT
#woodring-field-background
9,271 8/5/2024 trade mark
pants: JACK ME OFF deuce: JACK ME OFF PLANET deuce: A WHOLLY-OWNED SUBSIDIARY OF JACKOFF PLANET pants: AVOIDING COMPETITION WITH SIMILAR-SOUNDING NAMES deuce: THEY'RE ATTEMPTING TO CORNER THE MARKET pants: AND THAT'S FAIR IF THEY'RE SPENDING THE MONEY ON TRADEMARKS AND LAWYERS pants: BUT FOR 90 YEARS MY FAMILY HAS BEEN SELLING GOODS UNDER THE MARK `JACK OFF PLANET` AND I'M WORRIED deuce: BUT WHEN THE CONGLOMERATE MOVED IN AND STARTING SELLING SERVICES UNDER THAT MARK YOU DIDN'T DEFEND YOUR TRADEMARK SO NOW YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LITIGATE IT AND YOU'LL PROBABLY LOSE
#deuce-pants
#doop
#gunmetal-background
#handjob
#jacking-off
#law
#legal
#modified-character
#trademark
#weird-pants-face
7,128 9/26/2018 trails off, pause
pants: are you sure sucking them all off (in a row) is the right thing to do??? deuce: I never said any su-- (trails off, pause) yep pants: do i have to wear this hood deuce: only if you (trails off, pause) welcome to Wal-Mart pants: grabass.exe deuce: FeloniousSexualContact.app
deuce
pants
#cocksucking
#deuce-pants
#filename
#grabass
#toilet
#urinal-background
#wal-mart

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