No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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6,076 | 9/18/2015 | train of thought pants: I'M SORRY FOR ALL THE DINOSAURS
pants: ME SO SCREAMY SHOUT
pants: I NEED YOU TO HOLD STILL I CAN'T GET OUT FROM UNDER THE SINK WITHOUT YOUR HELP (OKAY, HERE WE GO) |
pants |
#dinosaurs #dizzy #hold-still #pants-solo #pants-under-the-sink #screamy-shout #sfw #sink #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,273 | 3/27/2002 | training day pants: I'M GOING TO BE IN THE GLORY HOLE OLYMPICS
spigot: GO FOR THE GOLD
pants: RUN FOR THE ROSES |
pants spigot |
#glory-hole #olympics #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
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7,949 | 12/23/2020 | tranny vision pants: T R A N N YV I S I O N
deuce: HEY CHECK OUT MY DICK: :FLAMINGO: |
deuce pants |
#animals #deuce-pants #emoji #pink-background #single-panel #tranny #trannyvision |
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7,566 | 12/7/2019 | trannypants pants: i want to be a woman
spigot: unsubscribe
pants: are you sure you want to unsubscribe from trannypants season 1
spigot: yes i would like to unsubscribe
pants: no problem, it will take 7-10 business days
spigot: fine
pants: ...
spigot: ...
pants: Trannypants now streaming on Netflix, Amazon Prime |
pants spigot |
#amazon #amazon-prime #angry-panel #dick #huffy-pants #netflix #pants-spigot #tranny #unsubscribe #woodring-field-background |
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582 | 4/30/2000 | tranquillity of mind (zen boners 2 of 4) spigot: FOR THE LAST TIME I DID NOT USE YOUR TOWEL |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #series #spigot-solo #towel #woodring-field-background #zen-boners #zen-boners-week |
|
505 | 2/13/2000 | transcendental cocksucking atandt: OM
atandt: OM HUALGHLAHGULAHULAG
atandt: OM |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #cocksucking #meditation #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,379 | 7/10/2002 | transcripts of hypnosis sessions with doctor octavius atandt: IS THIS YOUR ISSUE OF ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN
pants: I DON'T ALWAYS EJACULATE WHEN GRANDMA GOES DOWN ON ME AND FOR THIS REASON I CANNOT SAY
atandt: DID YOU SLIP A BADLY RETARDED, POORLY DRAWN NOTE UNDER MY DOOR
pants: I CAN'T EVEN GET HARD SMOKING CRACK IN CHURCH
atandt: "DEAR JERKCITY, WORK-STOPPAGE UNTIL I KNOW MARY-JANE IS SAFE, LOVE PANTS"
pants: THE GOBLIN TOOK HER |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #church #crack #grandma #huffy-pants #spider-man #woodring-field-background |
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8,008 | 2/20/2021 | transfer the contents to another bucket pants: THE POO BUCKET IS FULL
deuce: WHATEVER YOU DO,DON'T EMPTY IT
deuce: (BECAUSE THEN IT WILL NO LONGER BE FULL)
pants: IF I TRANSFER THE CONTENTS TO ANOTHER BUCKET WILL YOU PLEASE WATCH ME BEAT OFF ON CAM |
deuce pants |
#beating-off #brown-background #bucket #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #exhibitionism #poo #sad-deuce #sienna-background #voyeurism #webcam |
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4,526 | 4/23/2011 | transparent pants: GET READY GET SET AND SUCK
pants: I KNOW HOW GAY YOU PEOPLE ARE SO STOP TRYING TO HIDE IT PLEASE
pants: YOUR MOUSTACHERY AND LEATHERWEARERY ARE SO TRANSPARENT |
pants |
#leather #moustache #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,809 | 8/5/2020 | transporter accidents deuce: TOUCHING WANGS
pants: TRANSPORTER ACCIDENTS
deuce: DEFORMED DICKS
pants: SQUIRT THEM WITH LIGHTER FLUID AND BURN THEM DOWN
deuce: HAIRSPRAY AND A LIGHTER
pants: NAPALM STICKS TO LITTLE GIRLS |
deuce pants |
#apricot-background #deuce-pants #napalm #star-trek #vietnam #war-crimes |
|
3,917 | 7/24/2009 | trap it in a garbage bag deuce: T PANTS I'M THE FAG WITH THE GAS
pants: T DEUCE TRAP IT IN A GARBAGE BAG AND I WILL BE RIGHT OVER |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #fag #fetish #gas #urinal-background |
|
1,469 | 10/7/2002 | trapped in a hollow log spigot: AIDS ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
deuce: AIDS ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
spigot: PRETEND I'M PAUL FROM THE DIAMOND CENTER AND YOU NEED CREDIT AND I SPURT IN YOUR FACE
deuce: NO (T SPIGOT WHAT TIME AND WHERE)
spigot: PRETEND I'M TOM SHANE OF THE SHANE COMPANY AND YOU NEED ME TO GO TO ANTWERP, BELGIUM AND BE PROACTIVE WITH MY FACE AND NUTS
deuce: NO (T SPIGOT SERIOUSLY WHAT FUCKING TIME) |
deuce spigot |
#aids #deuce-spigot #hollow-log #log #mousehole #nuts-of-spigot #paul-from-the-diamond-center #tom-shane-of-the-shane-company #typo #woodring-room-background |
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8,561 | 8/26/2022 | trappy trap trap traps pants: I'M A TRAP
deuce: USING YOU TO CAPTURE RODENTS, SNAKES
pants: I AM NOT REALLY THAT EFFECTIVE |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #sfw #stalldoor-background #trap #traps |
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4,290 | 8/16/2010 | trash can spigot: WHO THREW MY PISSICLES IN THE TRASH CAN |
spigot |
#pissicles #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
586 | 5/4/2000 | tree frogs katrina: WHAT'S THIS IN MY INBOX?
pants: OH GOD YOU SCARED ME
katrina: >> AFRICAN TREE FROGS FOR SALE
pants: INDEED MADAME, I AM SELLING ALL MY AFRICAN TREE FROGS
katrina: WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME?
pants: BECAUSE YOU'RE ON MY AFRICAN TREE FROG MAILING LIST!!!
katrina: WHO PUT ME THERE?
pants: I DID
katrina: WELL I'D APPRECIATE YOU NOT SPAMMING ME ANY FURTHER !!!!
katrina: GOOD DAY SIR
pants: GOOD DAY
pants: SUBJECT: $$$$$ AMERICA IS K-RAZY FOR TREE FROGS $$$$$$$$ |
katrina pants |
#africa #credited-woman #frog #katrina #katrina-pants #mailing-list #mousehole #spam #woodring-room-background |
|
8,118 | 6/10/2021 | tri-sexual pants: I’M TRY-SEXUAL!!!!!! BECAUSE I’M A CONVICTED PEDOPHILE
deuce: GET IT??? I **TRY-ED** EVERYTHING AND PAID THE PRICE OF INCARERATION AND HAVING TO REGISTER WHENEVER I MOVE BETWEEN STATES
pants: JACKOFF POLICE
pants: I JUST HAD SURGERY AND I’M NOT ALLOWED TO SUCK ANY SWEATY BROWN DICKS |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #drunk-deuce #salmon-background #sex-offender |
|
1,890 | 12/6/2003 | trial issue spigot: WHEN I CLICKED FOR MY TRIAL ISSUE OF YAHOO INTERNET LIFE I DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO BE DELIVERED STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH WITH YOUR BONER (THOSE ANTICS ARE EXACTLY WHY I HOPE TO SOMEDAY LEAVE AOL)
pants: NETCOM IS NO BETTER LET ME TELL YOU |
pants spigot |
#aol #huffy-pants #mousehole #netcom #pants-spigot #unix #woodring-room-background #yahoo |
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1,002 | 6/25/2001 | trials and tribulations deuce: WHEN I JERK OFF I FEEL GOOD FOR ABOUT TWENTY SECONDS AND THEN WHAM IT'S RIGHT BACK INTO SUICIDAL DEPRESSION |
deuce |
#depression #deuce-solo |
|
8,424 | 4/11/2022 | trick question pants: JUST TOOK A HUGE SHIT AND I FEEL BETTER NOW
pants: ASK ME ANYTHING
spigot: WOULD YOU LIKE MORE PANCAKES
pants: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A TRICK QUESTION |
#ama #pancakes #pants-spigot #shit #woodring-field-background |
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7,427 | 7/21/2019 | tricked again pants: do all girls like having their dicks sucked or was i tricked again
deuce: wait are we
deuce: checks books, types things into an adding machine, writes down shit with pencil
deuce: nope that checks out |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking #deuce-pants #dickgirls #traps #ts #woodring-room-background |
|
5,630 | 6/29/2014 | trigger warning pants: ARE YOU A WIENER DOG
pants: ARE YOU
pants: TRIGGER WARNING: FOG HORNS |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #irc #sfw #toilet #wienerdog #woodring-field-background |
|
1,629 | 3/17/2003 | triple word score atandt: VOTE DONG
atandt: I KEEP PRAYING FOR THE DAY THE BONEQUEST PORTCULLIS RAISES TO REVEAL MY GAYNESS
deuce: HONK WUH DUH
atandt: SHOUTS: THAT'S A TRIPLE WORD SCORE |
atandt deuce |
#drunk-deuce #honk #mousehole #scrabble #vote-dongs #woodring-room-background |
|
1,902 | 12/18/2003 | triumph tr-3 pants: JIFFY PISS
deuce: PUFFY TITS
pants: THEN I DREAMED I WAS DRIVING A 1958 TRIUMPH TR-3 AROUND IN LONDON AND ALL I'M WEARING IS COLORFUL UNDEROOS BUT I CAN'T QUITE MAKE OUT WHICH CARTOON CHARACTER IT IS AND I'M DRIVING AND I'M DRUNK
deuce: T PANTS I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD THAT DREAM |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dream #london #piss #triumph #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,552 | 2/6/2017 | troll controller pants: "TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM"
deuce: "YOU ARE DEFINITELY GAY"
pants: "AIDS IS WHAT YOU HAVE NOW"
deuce: "YOLO, HOMO"
pants: WE WOULD HAVE BEEN REALLY GOOD AT NAMING TV EPISODES: M.A.S.H., FANTASY ISLAND
deuce: WEST WING |
deuce pants |
#aids #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #mousehole #python #television #troll #troll-blowing #woodring-room-background |
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5,285 | 7/5/2013 | tropical drinks on the cruise ship spigot: MAYBE THE JURY CAN ASK WHY THERE WERE TROPICAL DRINKS ON THE CRUISE SHIP
deuce: I'M INVOKING MY SEVENTH AMENDMENT RIGHT TO BE AN EVEN BIGGER JACKASS AND PUBLIC FAILURE THAN I ALREADY WAS |
deuce spigot |
#constitutional-rights #deuce-spigot #legal-proceedings #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
|
1,841 | 10/18/2003 | trouble spigot: WHENEVER THERE'S TROUBLE
spigot: URF GUH RUNNING TO THE TOILET |
spigot |
#bloodhound-gang #mousehole #sfw #spigot-solo #toilet #woodring-room-background |
|
7,135 | 10/3/2018 | trouble concentrating pants: first let me put on this dress
spigot: i'm sorry i'm having trouble concentrating and i think maybe it's the dress (that dress)
spigot: can we
spigot: how about
pants: but i
spigot: let's maybe can we pause doing the lipstick
spigot: i have to take this (hello) walks out of the room
pants: the perfect smokey black eyeshadow, lashes to die for |
pants spigot |
#makeup #mountain-background #pants-spigot #sfw #spigot-points #weird-pants-face |
|
8,312 | 12/20/2021 | trouble shooting spigot: HAVE YOU TRIED TAKING THE PENIS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND PUTTING IT BACK IN AGAIN
spigot: TAKE IT OUT AND TRY WAITING 15 SECONDS AND THEN PUT IT BACK IN |
spigot |
#blowjob #hunter-green-background #penis #spigot-solo #tech-support #troubleshooting |
|
8,865 | 6/26/2023 | trouble shooting bung: I REALLY THINK THE DICK DISPENSER IS BROKEN
pants: TRY THE RED BUTTON
bung: IT JUST GOES "CLICK" AND THEN NOTHING
pants: I MAY HAVE BURNED IT OUT |
#bung-pants #woodring-room-background |
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1,617 | 3/5/2003 | trouble shooting atandt: INSERT QUARTER
atandt: INSERT ANOTHER QUARTER
atandt: PLUG IN MACHINE
atandt: KICK MACHINE
deuce: SUCK ALL THE DICKS
atandt: THAT WORKS |
atandt deuce |
#arcade #insert-quarter #mousehole #video-games #white-background |
|
4,113 | 2/14/2010 | troubleshooting bung: JERKCITY IS REFUSING FTP CONNECTIONS FROM OUTSIDE
pants: AND THE INSIDE TOO |
bung pants |
#bung-pants #ftp #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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4,711 | 11/12/2011 | truck month spigot: ALL I REMEMBER IS HOW MY ASS AND MOUTH AND LEGS HURT AND THAT IT WAS TRUCK MONTH AT MY NORTHERN CALIFORNIA MAZDA DEALER |
spigot |
#beeline #big-stall #car-dealership #northern-california-mazda-dealer #spigot-solo #truck-month |
|
3,545 | 7/17/2008 | truck required for transport deuce: TRUCK REQUIRED FOR TRANSPORT
pants: FEELIN' FISTY
pants: TRAILS OFF
pants: FALLS ASLEEP, DREAMS OF SMOOSHY POO |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #pants-sleeping #poo #woodring-field-background |
|
7,448 | 8/11/2019 | trucks and detours and jackhammering spigot: trucks and detours and jackhammering at 3am while installing my star on the bonequest walk of fame
spigot: F A G F A C E
spigot: that wascally wapist |
spigot |
#elmer-fudd #hollywood #rape #spigot-solo #walk-of-fame #woodring-field-background |
|
7,962 | 1/5/2021 | true love deuce: IF YOU LOVE SOMETHING, HOLLOW IT OUT AND FUCK IT |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #fleshlight #love #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,114 | 2/15/2010 | true love pants: I LICK DICK
deuce: 10-4 GOOD BUDDY |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #cb-radio #deuce-pants #mouse-cursor #mousehole #ten-four #tolstoy #war-and-peace #woodring-room-background |
|
840 | 1/12/2001 | true story atandt: I FOUND A LIZARD SQUISHED BETWEEN TWO PIECES OF PLYWOOD TODAY
|
atandt |
#atandt-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
1,591 | 2/6/2003 | true story 2 pants: I JUST ATE AN ENTIRE ANGEL FOOD CAKE |
pants |
#fatness #food #sfw #true-story #woodring-room-background |
|
3,866 | 6/3/2009 | true to life spigot: GARK GARK GARK GARK GLK BLK BLTH |
spigot |
#blk #blth #gagging #gark #glk #onomatopoeia #sfw #spigot-solo |
|
1,681 | 5/8/2003 | truly efficient pants: DID YOU INVENT ME
deuce: NO, BUT I INVENTED A CRUCIAL BIT OF YOU (THE SECOND COOLED CONTAINER THAT MAKES THE STEAM ENGINE TRULY EFFICIENT)
pants: WOW |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #engineering #mousehole #science #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
6,003 | 7/7/2015 | truly i do love you pants: I'M NOT DEFEATED YET
pants: OH WAIT YES I AM
pants: SCHIZOPHRENIA |
pants |
#mental-illness #pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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1,003 | 6/26/2001 | truly jizzworthy spigot: LET'S BE RENAISSANCE FAGS
spigot: MY LORD THY FACE IS TRULY JIZZWORTHY
deuce: THIS TIME I GET TO BE THE TIMELORD
deuce: YOU CAN BE ONE OF THE WOMEN SIDEKICKS
spigot: LEELA |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dr-who #woodring-field-background |
|
2,937 | 11/15/2006 | trunkload pants: TRUNKLOAD OF AUTOMATIC WEAPONS VS HIPPIE ZOMBIE ARMY
pants: WHO WINS ????
deuce: THE PLANET
pants: YAY!!!!! |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #photo-background #sfw #zombie |
|
7,371 | 5/26/2019 | trust but verify pants: do u even kno how 2 jack me off
deuce: no
pants: well good
pants: trust but verify |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #ghetto-u #handjob #woodring-field-background |
|
5,575 | 5/4/2014 | truth serum deuce: I'VE INJECTED YOU WITH TRUTH SERUM
pants: ARE YOU SURE (I DON'T FEEL TRUTHY)
pants: TAKIN' A SHIT ON FIRST BASE, SECOND BASE, THIRD BASE (UP ALL NIGHT AGAIN)
deuce: SORRY THIS IS THE BASEBALL-DIAMOND SHITTING DRUG
deuce: HOLD ON (FUMBLES WITH VIALS) |
deuce pants |
#baseball #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drugs #mousehole #truth-serum #woodring-room-background |
|
6,441 | 10/6/2016 | try as he might spigot: WELL I DISAGREE
spigot: SEND
spigot: SEND MESSAGE
spigot: TEXT
spigot: PORNOGRAPHY
spigot: PORNOGRAPHY ON SCREEN
spigot: PUT PORNOGRAPHY ON THE PORNOGRAPH
spigot: SEND DICK PIC |
spigot |
#dick-pics #mountain-background #spigot-solo |
|
3,292 | 11/7/2007 | try as he might dick: T PANTS YOU CANNOT PETITION THE LORD WITH DICKS
pants: HOW ABOUT CITY HALL |
dick pants |
#dick-pants #dicks #god #petition #woodring-field-background |
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1,215 | 1/28/2002 | try as i might spigot: TRY AS I MIGHT I JUST CAN'T EXPLAIN AWAY THESE COCKS
spigot: I'LL JUST CHALK IT UP TO INEXPERIENCE
spigot: MY MOUTH IS SORE, YES, BUT I'LL HAVE NO MORE CURIOSITY ABOUT THIS BIZARRE COVER-UP
spigot: ALSO MY MOUTH IS NOT A COIN-OP
spigot: I'M NOT ON HERE FOR MY HEALTH YOU DUMB FUCKS
spigot: ARRRRRR I'M PEG-LEG PETE
spigot: ALL RIGHT PANSY PETE
spigot: DOWN AND OUT IN JERKCITY |
spigot |
#arrgh #health #pirate #spigot-solo #typo |
|
6,838 | 12/3/2017 | try asking nicely spigot: I'M GOING TO HOPE SHE DOESN'T TAKE MY MAN JUST BECAUSE SHE CAN
pants: MAYBE IF WE ASK NICELY |
pants spigot |
#dolly-parton #jolene #pants-spigot #sfw #single-panel #woodring-den-background |
|
3,986 | 10/3/2009 | try not to think about it pants: I SMELL OF BLEACH |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #pants-solo #sfw #title-mismatch #urinal-background |
|
4,321 | 9/16/2010 | trying spigot: T DEUCE IF I WERE YOUR "DADDY" I WOULD HIT YOUR MOTHER REGARDLESS OF ANY OTHER GAY THEMES
deuce: T SPIGOT THAT SOUNDS FAIR
spigot: KNOW WHAT ELSE I LIKE?!?!?!!?!? BIG DICKS!!!!!!!
deuce: FAG
spigot: SMALL DICKS!!!!!!!!11111 TRYING |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicks #domestic-violence |
|
7,976 | 1/19/2021 | trying again spigot: LS -AL
spigot: TRYING AGAIN
spigot: LS -LA |
spigot |
#green-background #jurassic-park #sfw #spigot-solo #unix |
|
3,631 | 10/11/2008 | trying again pants: CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK
pants: STUPID BELL
pants: CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK |
pants |
#bell #bonequest-hi-fi #pants-solo #repetition #sfw #woodring-den-background |
|
3,798 | 3/27/2009 | trying for deuce: URURURUR
deuce: WHO'S UP FOR MY GANGBANGING
pants: ARE WE TRYING FOR ANY PARTICULAR RECORDS TODAY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #gangbang #urinal-background |
|
6,578 | 3/5/2017 | trying on clothes at mervyn's spigot: THESE SLACKS ARE TIGHT
spigot: WIGGLE YOUR TOE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
spigot: YOU ARE HURTING ME
deuce: STOP WITH THE KICKING |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #fashion #mervyns #sfw #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background |
|
6,624 | 4/22/2017 | trying on cowboy hats pants: DOES THIS COWBOY HAT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A TOTAL HOMO
deuce: SHORT ANSWER, NO, LONG ANSWER, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
pants: WHAT ABOUT THIS COWMAN HAT
deuce: A LITTLE GAY, NOT TOTAL GAY
pants: WHAT IF I MAKE THIS FACE
deuce: PRETTY GAY, STILL NOT TOTAL GAY |
deuce pants |
#cowboy #deuce-pants #neon-grid-background #not-gay #somber-deuce #weird-pants-face |
|
326 | 8/25/1999 | trying to fist myself (a progress report) spigot: TRYING TO FIST MYSELF AND FAILING
spigot: TRYING AGAIN
spigot: SOME SUCCESS
|
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #disney #fisting #masturbation #self-fisting #some-success #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,435 | 3/29/2008 | trying to fit in spigot: YAY FOR SPIGOT
spigot: TIDDLY IDDLY HUP BUP
spigot: TAPPA DAPPA DUMP
spigot: TRYING TO FIT IN
spigot: {{{{{{{{ BYE TO ALL MY ONLINE FRIENDS FOREVER }}}}}}}}} |
spigot |
#goodbye-to-all-my-online-friends-forever #internet #online-friends #sfw #singing #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background #yay-for-spigot |
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3,191 | 7/29/2007 | trying to help pants: I WAS **NOT** "MOLESTING" THE BOY I WAS TRYING TO HELP HIM PUT HIS SHORTS BACK ON AND GET HIS COCK OUT OF MY MOUTH
pants: JESUS CHRIST YOU PEOPLE SURE ARE FUCKING TOUCHY ABOUT YOUR KIDS
pants: THEY CAN RUN AROUND THE SUPERMARKET AND PLAY BUT WAH WAH WAH IF I [REDACTED] JUST ONE OF THEM |
pants |
#dubious-disclaimer #huffy-pants #kids #molestation #mouth-of-pants #pants-solo #redacted-text #woodring-room-background |
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5,700 | 9/7/2014 | trying to help SPIGOT: GURGLING
PANTS: BURGLING AS WELL I HOPE
DEUCE: ALGHALGHALGHALG HALHALGHLAHGLAHGLAHLAGALH (TRYING TO HELP BUT FAILING)
PANTS: HULAGHALUGHLUAGH LAHGLHAGLHALGHLAG (APPRECIATING THE EFFORT) |
deuce pants spigot |
#attempt #cocksucking-noises #deuce-pants-spigot #effort #failure #gurgling #help #minecraft #minecraft-background #rhyming |
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6,160 | 12/13/2015 | trying to take a shit here spigot: LOWERING OURSELVES IN THROUGH THE BATHROOM SKYLIGHT
pants: TRYING TO TAKE A SHIT HERE
spigot: GOOD DAY TO YOU |
pants spigot |
#mission-impossible #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #skylight #toilet #woodring-stairs-background |
|
748 | 10/10/2000 | tsing-tao spigot: I AM OPENING A LARGE-SIZE TSING-TAO
deuce: PLEASE GO EASY ON IT (IT WILL ONLY GET ANGRY)
spigot: THEIR SLOGAN SHOULD BE A CHINAMAN W/STRAW HAT:
spigot: TSING TAO ?!?!?!? AND HAO !!!!!!!! |
deuce spigot |
#beer #chinese-food #custom-background |
|
2,287 | 2/1/2005 | tsunami victims aid spigot: IT'S ALWAYS GIMME GIMME WITH FLOOD VICTIMS
spigot: MMM URF SNICKERS
spigot: MMMM HOMPH BOMPH THREE MUSKETEERS
spigot: HUGHGHGHGHG FISTFULLS OF SKITTLES
spigot: BUH MORE TWIX MUH BUH COOKIE CRUNCH |
spigot |
#candy #cookie-crunch #current-events #flood #sfw #snickers #spigot-solo #three-musketeers #twix #woodring-field-background |
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3,442 | 4/5/2008 | tube fruit spigot: NO WAY IS THAT FRUIT ROLLED UP INTO A TUBE
pants: YES WAY
pants: FUCKING STUFFING IT INTO YOUR MOUTH
pants: VERY UPSET HERE |
pants spigot |
#alabama #carry-on-my-wayward-son #fruit-rollup #huffy-pants #kansas #map #pants-spigot #song #uncategorized-mosaic-background |
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2,410 | 6/4/2005 | tucked into your belt deuce: WHO WANTS TO PLAY THE CUNT GAME
pants: SHOOT THEM ALL
deuce: MY ASS IS BLEEDING CHECK IT OUT (DROP PANTS, TURN AROUND, MOON)
pants: OR WAVE IT AROUND A LITTLE
deuce: DINGALINGALING
pants: HELL JUST SHOW 'EM IT'S TUCKED INTO YOUR BELT |
deuce pants |
#cunt #deuce-pants #mooning #plant #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
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2,068 | 6/1/2004 | tuesday after noon uncredited woman: OH GOD JUST TAKE MY PURSE DON'T RAPE ME
pants: WHAT THE FUCK YOU TOTAL BITCH I JUST WANT A LIGHT |
pants |
#huffy-pants #lynnea #pants-solo #prostitute #rape #tuesday #uncategorized-background #uncredited-character |
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5,724 | 10/1/2014 | tuesday evening deuce: [CUT TO CLOCK ON THE WALL, HANDS SPINNING LIKE CRAZY]
deuce: [CUT TO THE DEUCE IN A PILE OF HIS OWN VOMIT AND PISS, TUESDAY EVENING]
deuce: UH WHAT WHERE WHAT DID I MISS
deuce: FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST HELP ME I HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM
deuce: [CURTAIN] |
deuce |
#alcohol #alcoholism #curtain-drop #deuce-solo #hospital-background #piss #sad-deuce #the-deuce #tuesday #vomit |
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1,043 | 8/9/2001 | tug boat atandt: TOOT TOOT
pants: MAKE WAY FOR TUGBOAT |
atandt pants |
#brown-background |
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7,009 | 5/30/2018 | tug it out like a weed |
pants |
#coy-pants #funloving-nonsense #michael-j-fox #pants-solo #porn #professionalfelching #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
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1,810 | 9/17/2003 | tug tug tug spigot: HUH GLUHDUH
pants: ARE YOU OKAY ?!? DO YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE ?!?!?! TUG MY BALLS ONCE FOR YES TWICE FOR NO
spigot: TUG TUG TUG TUG TUG TUG TUG TUG TUG TUG
spigot: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
pants: I DON'T KNOW MORSE CODE |
pants spigot |
#balls #mousehole #once-for-x-twice-for-y #ow #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #woodring-room-background |
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7,954 | 12/28/2020 | tugboat pants: TOOT TOOT
pants: I'M A TUGBOAT
deuce: FUCKING YOUR TUGBOAT ASS
pants: THAT IS NOT MY PURPOSE
pants: I GUIDE LARGER SHIPS TO PORT
deuce: IN YOUR TUGBOAT ASS |
deuce pants |
#anal #ass #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #feet-above-floor #hot-take #mountain-background #toot #tugboat |
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8,464 | 5/21/2022 | tupper ware spigot: PUTTING POO IN THE TUPPERWARE
deuce: THAT'S WHAT I USE TO FREEZE MY SQUIGGLIES |
#deuce-spigot #mousehole #poo #tupperware #woodring-room-background |
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1,150 | 11/24/2001 | turkish prison atandt: GODDAMNIT HOW DID YOU GET BACK HERE
pants: DUMBWAITER |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #prison #turkey #woodring-room-background |
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5,633 | 7/2/2014 | turn around and i'll unzip ya pants: ANYWAY I'LL BET $1 YOU CAN'T BEAT ME OFF
pants: I WISH MY NAME WERE HAMISH
pants: C'MON
pants: TURN AROUND AND I'LL UNZIP YA
pants: WHO WANTS TO HELP ME WASH MY HOODIES |
pants |
#beating-off #bonequest-hd #hoodie #huffy-pants #laundry #pants-solo #saturday #urinal-background |
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3,271 | 10/17/2007 | turn off the bat signal pants: MOUSTACHE-RELATED INCIDENTS ON THE RISE
pants: THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT GETS YOU STONED
pants: A JERKCITY FACEBOOK GROUP ?????????
pants: PUTTING ALL OF YOU IN THE SUSPECTED HOMOSEXUALS COLUMN
pants: THIS WILL NOT DO (FOLDS ARMS, POUTS)
pants: TOO MUCH GRAVY AT ONCE
pants: THIS TIME FOR SURE
pants: TURN OFF THE BAT SIGNAL, BOYS, HE'S NOT COMING |
pants |
#anna #batman #dc-comics #funloving-nonsense #girl #gravy #harriet #huffy-pants #marijuana #mountain-background #moustache #pants-solo #stoned #uncredited-character |
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7,005 | 5/26/2018 | turning purple |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #genital-mutilation #pants-solo #single-panel #woodring-field-background-2 |
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1,844 | 10/21/2003 | turns off radio atandt: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM
spigot: WHAT IS GOING ON IN THERE
atandt: CRASH SHATTER BOOM THUMP THUMP WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM
pants: SIRS
atandt: CLUNK BONK (SILENCE) (STATIC)
pants: (GIVES UP) (TURNS OFF RADIO) (BONG NOISES FROM CLOSET) |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #bong-noises #radio #silence #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,329 | 5/22/2002 | turtle neck atandt: SO GUYS -- YES OR NO ON THE GREY TURTLENECK? TOO FAGGY?
deuce: IT VERIFIED THAT YOU'RE OLD
atandt: SHIT |
atandt deuce |
#mousehole #old #turtleneck #woodring-room-background |
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6,446 | 10/11/2016 | tux the penguin deuce: I'M GOING TO GET MY NAME LEGALLY CHANGED TO TUX
bung: I'M GOING TO STUFF A PLUSH TUX DOLL RIGHT UP YOU!
deuce: WELL STUFF SOMETHING FOR CHRIST'S SAKE |
bung deuce |
#anal-insertion #bung-deuce #linux #stuffing #tux #urinal-background |
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4,330 | 9/25/2010 | tv time spigot: OKAY TV TIME
spigot: HERE'S A SHOW CALLED THE DRINKING DRUNK GUY WHO NEVER SHUTS UP WHOSE NAME IS MY DAD
spigot: THAT LOOKS GOOD |
spigot |
#cricket #mouse-cursor #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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5,111 | 1/11/2013 | twelve angry men spigot: GOOD LORD
spigot: TWELVE ANGRY MEN WITH AN AGENDA OF CHOKING ME AND GURGLING MY HEAD IN THE CRAPPER |
spigot |
#angry #choking #spigot-solo #toilet #violence #woodring-field-background |
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9,065 | 1/12/2024 | twelve steps spigot: GOD
spigot: GRANT ME THE SERENITY
spigot: TO LICK THE DICKS I HAVEN'T LICKED
spigot: THE COURAGE
spigot: TO LICK THE DICKS I CAN
spigot: AND THE WISDOM
spigot: TO LICK TWO OR THREE MORE DICKS BEFORE BEDTIME
spigot: WELL MY NAME IS SPIGOT AND I'M A BIG DUMB DICKLICKER
spigot: I'VE BEEN LICKING DICK SINCE OH I DON'T KNOW
spigot: THE START OF THIS MEETING
spigot: AND I DEFINITELY COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT THE PROGRAM |
#alcoholics-anonymous #alcoholism #dicklicking #overlong #serenity-prayer #single-pose #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
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6,357 | 7/10/2016 | twenty percent off spigot: TWENTY PERCENT OFF ALL FAT FARTS AT THE FAG STORE |
spigot |
#fag #farts #fat #hat-trick #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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3,321 | 12/6/2007 | twenty-two hundred hours pants: WE LICK DICK IN THE 21ST CENTURY -- OR 22ND, WHICHEVER IS THE REALLY GAY ONE
deuce: NO TALKING
pants: I CANNOT LICK DICK AND THINK AT THE SAME TIME
deuce: FFFFFFFF
deuce: I WANT YOUR HAND TO REPORT TO MY CROTCH AT 2200 HOURS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicklicking #military-time #woodring-field-background |
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9,097 | 2/13/2024 | twice in succession spigot: ROUGHLY TEN MILLION CALORIES PER DAY
spigot: HE SUCKS THE SAME DICK TWICE IN SUCCESSION YET PRODUCES TWO CLEARLY DIFFERENT TONES
deuce: THE VERY DEFINITION OF INSANITY |
#apricot-background #deuce-spigot #dick #dicksucking #fat #insanity #simpsons |
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9,099 | 2/15/2024 | twink endgame spigot: DO I REALLY WANT TO DEFEND MYSELF USING THE WORD TWINK
pants: YOUR TWINK DAYS ENDED IN 1995
pants: I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO TWINKS AFTER THEY GRADUATE
pants: I GUESS THEY GET PHDS |
#blue-background #college #gay-theory #pants-spigot #sfw #spats-colored-background #twink-death |
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8,666 | 12/9/2022 | twinks on parade pants: ARE YOU IN A WIKIHOLE
pants: DO YOU NEED HELP
deuce: SHUT UP I'M DOING IMPORTANT RESEARCH
pants: GODSPEED LITTLE CHICKEN
pants: OPENING MY MOUTH WIDE
pants: MAKING HISSING NOISES
pants: MAYBE THERE'S A SNAKE INSIDE, MAYBE NOTHING |
#bored-pants #corndog-background #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gay #huffy-pants #mouth-of-pants #research #snake #twink #weird-pants-face #wikipedia |
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5,096 | 12/27/2012 | twisted and broken on the battlefield pants: BONERS LYING TWISTED AND BROKEN ON THE BATTLEFIELD
pants: WHAT HAVE WE DONE
pants: WHAT HAVE WE DONE |
pants |
#bonequest-hd #pants-solo #ptsd #tragedy #woodring-room-background |
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72 | 11/27/1998 | twisted sister spigot: SO DAD WAS ALL: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?!?!?!?!?!?
spigot: AND I WAS ALL: I WANNA SUCK COCK!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: THEN I REALIZED I WANTED TO SAY "I WANNA ROCK" BUT IT WAS TOO LATE
spigot: HBLURHLUBHRL |
#blank-panel #mousehole #spigot-solo #twisted-sister #woodring-room-background |
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7,951 | 12/25/2020 | twitch stream pants: I THOUGHT WE AGREED THE GAMING PC WOULD NOT BE USED FOR BEATING OFF
deuce: UNF UNF UNFWE AGREEDNO SUCH THINGUNF UNF UNF
pants: 9,000,000 VIEWERS
deuce: OH GOD I LEFT TWITCH ON
pants: OH WELL UNF UNF UNF
deuce: HI EVERYBODY UNF UNF UNF |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #beating-off #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #exhibitionism #huffy-pants #mountain-background #twitch #video-games |
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3,308 | 11/23/2007 | two balls spigot: DROPPING TWO BALLS OF DIFFERENT WEIGHTS FROM THE SAME HEIGHT WILL STILL HURT
spigot: A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME IS UP THE NUTS WITH A HARD KICKY PUNCH
spigot: EUREKA THE SCIENTIST SHOUTED WHEN HIS FAT DOPEY ASS DISPLACED WATER FROM THE TUB ALL OVER MY DUMB NUTS AND FACE |
spigot |
#archimedes #balls #galileo #mousehole #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #physics #science #shakespeare #spigot-solo #up-the-nuts #woodring-room-background |
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2,467 | 7/31/2005 | two best friends pants: WE SHOULD GIVE UP
deuce: PULL AND WANK ON IT
deuce: IT TURNS YOUR PISS MILKY
pants: AND ARRESTY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #milky #piss |
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2,372 | 4/27/2005 | two big balls down a hill spigot: GET THE HELL OFF MY DONG (PUNCHING YOU)
spigot: HURRR BEING CHASED BY TWO BIG BALLS DOWN A HILL
spigot: WHERE CHASED = GETTING TEABAGGED I.E. YOUR NUTS ARE SLAPPING MY FOREHEAD |
spigot |
#balls #punching #spigot-solo #teabagging #woodring-field-background |
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6,323 | 6/6/2016 | two bits |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #fighting-irish-pose #haircut #null #sfw #shave-and-a-haircut #stray-dot #woodring-field-background |
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233 | 5/26/1999 | two bombs atandt: I HID A BOMB IN THE COFFEE SHOP SOMEWHERE IN SAN FRANCISCO
spigot: I DRINK COFFEE AT HOME
pants: *KABOOM*
spigot: YOU TRICKED ME (FALLING FROM THE SKY)
pants: *KABOOM*
spigot: TWO BOMBS?!?!?!?!? (BACK UP IN THE AIR)
pants: *KABOOM* |
atandt pants spigot |
#atandt-pants-spigot #bay-area #bomb #coffee #san-francisco #sfw #terrorism #trick #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,893 | 6/30/2009 | two categories spigot: THE WORLD IS DIVIDED INTO TWO CATEGORIES: THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN STERILIZED AND THINGS THAT ARE "SUSPICIOUS" |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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7,032 | 6/22/2018 | two d's, two b's |
pants |
#boner #cannes #coy-pants #dong #pants-solo #syntax #unix #woodring-field-background |
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7,028 | 6/18/2018 | two diapers in my everyday life |
pants spigot |
#bark #diapers #mousehole #pants-spigot #sfw #single-panel #torrenting #woodring-room-background |
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6,546 | 1/31/2017 | two dorks in suits pants: WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU HERE (PARKING LOT EMPTY, WINDOWS BOARDED UP, TWO DORKS IN SUITS)
deuce: T PANTS THOSE ARE ALSO TWO PHOTOS OF FLOWERS
pants: WHAT IS IT WITH THESE FLOWERS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #flower-series #huffy-pants #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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8,981 | 10/20/2023 | two drinks, two slices pants: HAVING TWO DRINKS AND TWO SLICES OF PIZZA AND THEN GETTING IN BED
spigot: STAY THERE UNTIL IT'S TIME FOR COFFEE IN THE MORNING |
#alcohol #bed #coffee #food #mountain-background #pants-spigot #pizza #sfw #wholesome |