No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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6,507 | 12/14/2016 | two dudes doin' it deuce: HURRAY
deuce: TAKING A SHOWER
deuce: READY
pants: OMW
pants: COME DOWN |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #bonequest-hi-fi #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #sfw #shower #title-mismatch #urinal-background |
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6,978 | 4/29/2018 | two fat dipshits pants: I'M WEARING LEATHER ARMOR WHICH GIVES ME AN ARMOR CLASS OF (SQUINTING) 10
deuce: THAT'S NOT A GOOD AC
pants: MIGHT AS WELL NOT BE WEARING IT
deuce: SMALLER IS BETTER!!!! LIKE STELLAR MAGNITUDE AND MY DICK
pants: OW OW OW MORE ARROWS |
deuce pants |
#armor-class #deuce-pants #dungeons-and-dragons #mountain-background #rpg #weird-pants-face |
|
5,673 | 8/11/2014 | two gay vampires spigot: TWO GAY VAMPIRES FLAP INTO A BAR
spigot: FIRST ONE SAYS "BARTENDER GIVE ME YOUR FATTEST GAYEST DRINK EVER"
spigot: BARTENDER SAYS "WHAT'LL YOUR FAT FRIEND HAVE"
spigot: AND THE SECOND ONE'S ALL "CALL THE ENCLAVE"
(spigot): SEE TOGETHER THEY'RE BOTH FAGS, ONE OF WHICH RUNS A BBS |
spigot |
#bbs #enclave #fat #flap #flappity-bats #spigot-solo #vampire #viscera #whisper #woodring-field-background |
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7,142 | 10/10/2018 | two hard computer science problems deuce: I parked your disks with SpinRite
pants: then i dumped the cache and pulled my trousers down
pants: bam two hard computer science problems solved forever
pants: helicoptering my dick around |
deuce pants |
#computer-science #deuce-pants #dick #grc #meatspin #spinrite #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
|
5,390 | 10/24/2013 | two holes spigot: I GET A CHOCOLATE SHAKE EVERY CHRISTMAS
deuce: I LIKE THE MINT SHAKES ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY FROM MCDONALD'S BUT THEY WON'T LET ME HAVE THEM BECAUSE I'M BLACK
spigot: "I'M GOING TO SUCK YOUR FAT DICK AND MAKE YOU PLOW MY ASS" SAID THE QUEEREST VAMPYRE OF THE LOT, COUNT FUCKING FAGGOT
deuce: 2HOLES.JPG |
deuce spigot |
#cheese-bread #count-fucking-faggot #deja-vu #deuce-spigot #filename #mcdonalds #queer-vampire #shamrock-shakes #vampyre #viscera #woodring-field-backgeound |
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1,029 | 7/23/2001 | two in the hand atandt: CAN I OFFER ANYONE A DIET COKE |
atandt |
#mountain-background |
|
7,063 | 7/23/2018 | two large obviously gay bats |
deuce spigot |
#bat #batly-wings #deja-vu #deuce-spigot #flappity-bats #gay #gay-bats #no-transcript #radar #single-panel #technical #viscera #white-background |
|
7,672 | 3/22/2020 | two more things deuce: t pants oh, two more things:
spigot: putting 9gag watermarks on holocaust photos
deuce: 1. to handle things I just turned all the bytes to strs as they come in; with UTF-8, it's possible that a UTF-8 Unicode code point will get split up across two chunks and so the conversion will fail, but that would be exceptionally rare so won't interfere with progress for now;
deuce: 2. I noticed that some text you were using with accents (cafe) wasn't showing up correctly in a telnet session (it was getting a bad Unicode symbol meaning it's the wrong encoding), but I didn't investigate; it's possible that you're using Latin-1 instead of UTF-8 (but I didn't check) |
deuce pants spigot |
#9gag #coding #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #holocaust #richie-cordell #tiffany #unicode #urinal-background #utf-8 |
|
5,535 | 3/25/2014 | two peas deuce: TWO PEAS IN A PUH |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants #grey-background #pea #sfw |
|
7,755 | 6/12/2020 | two pizzas spigot: SEE: ONE PIZZA IS FOR ME, THE OTHER PIZZA IS ALSO FOR ME |
spigot |
#bong #grey-background #high-res #pizza #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo |
|
6,002 | 7/6/2015 | two quick questions deuce: HEY QUICK QUESTION COULD BILL NYE THE FUCKING SCIENCE GUY SHUT THE FUCK UP FOREVER PLEASE K THX
deuce: ALSO: CAN WE TAKE U2 AND INXS AND CRUMPLE THEM INTO A LITTLE BALL AND LAUNCH THEM INTO THE FUCKING SUN
deuce: I GUESS THAT'S TWO QUICK QUESTIONS |
deuce |
#bay-area #bill-nye #boner-expo #deuce-solo #diss #inxs #music #san-francisco #science #u2 #urinal-background |
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2,576 | 11/18/2005 | two seconds spigot: OKAY I NEED YOU ALL TO LISTEN UP FOR TWO SECONDS
spigot: IMPORTANT INFO COMING YOUR WAY
deuce: I HAVE TO GO TO THE LAVATORY
spigot: STRAIGHT UP DOPE SERIOUSLY IN 5 SECONDS
spigot: COCKS
spigot: NUTS
spigot: FACE
spigot: MOPPING
deuce: THAT'S FALSE ADVERTISING
spigot: SOILING MYSELF |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #false-advertising #soiling-myself #woodring-room-background |
|
2,147 | 9/15/2004 | two strong arms spigot: AT THIS TIME I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR WASTING THE INTERNET
deuce: LET'S GET TO THE LOVIN'
spigot: STILL: EVERY BIT COUNTS!!!!! OR BYTE!!!!!!!!!! OR NIBBLE!!!!!!!!!
spigot: AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT FOLKS
pants: ARE YOU DEPRESSED ??????????? SHOULD I BLOAD PEOPLE PONG FOR YOU |
deuce pants spigot |
#amirite #apologies #apple-ii #deuce-pants-spigot #folks #internet #mousehole #pants-spigot #sfw #spigot-points #units-of-information #woodring-room-background |
|
6,823 | 11/18/2017 | two stupid legs spigot: ð¯ð¯ð¯ð¯
spigot: WELL AT LEAST IT'S GOT TWO STUPID LEGS
spigot: HOPE IT WINS THE TURKEY TROT |
spigot |
#emoji #postal-horn #sfw #spigot-solo #turkey-trot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,215 | 2/17/2016 | two things deuce: COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS BALLS COCKS
deuce: ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS
deuce: WELL, TWO THINGS I GUESS |
deuce |
#balls #cocks #deuce-solo #deucegrin #poo #woodring-field-background |
|
6,725 | 8/7/2017 | two thoughts spigot: I ONLY HAVE LIKE TWO THOUGHTS
spigot: SHOW TUNES AND THE COOKIE DRAWER |
spigot |
#cookie-drawer #despair-panel #mousehole #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
382 | 10/18/1999 | two times seven times six equals three pants: LET'S FORM A RAP SUPER GROUP
pants: AND SING ABOUT EDUCATION AND MATH
pants: WE'LL MAKE LEARNING FUN FOR INNER-CITY SOCIOPATHS
spigot: A PTHH A PUTHHH RAPPIN BOUT MATH
spigot: YES INDEED
spigot: TWO TIMES SEVEN TIMES SIX IS THREE
spigot: BREAKIN'
spigot: URF HURF
spigot: BEATIN' THE WIFE LEAVES NO REMAINDER
spigot: TWO RAPES GOES INTO HOW MANY YEARS
|
pants spigot |
#bong #education #filler-panel #grin-panel #huffing #math #pants-spigot #rap #rape #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,492 | 11/28/2016 | two to three is standard pants: JACK ME OFF UNTIL I CAN'T SEE
pants: ABOUT 4 MINS WORTH
pants: AYUH
deuce: 2-3 IS STANDARD |
deuce pants |
#ayuh #blindness #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #jacking-off #masturbation #scheduling #timing #white-background |
|
8,463 | 5/20/2022 | two truths spigot: TWO TRUTHS AND A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH
spigot: FREE TROOFS |
#blue-background #despair-panel #dicks #mouth #spigot-solo |
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4,246 | 7/3/2010 | two wishes left deuce: I WISH I WISH I DIDN'T SUCK THAT FISH'S DICK
pants: *POOF*
pants: YOUR MOUTH NO LONGER TASTES LIKE SALMON SEMEN
pants: YOU HAVE TWO WISHES LEFT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #fishes #fun-with-wildlife #genie #mouth #white-background #wishes |
|
1,256 | 3/10/2002 | two words : Brief Announcement:
: There is no truth to the rumor that gweeds will appear in an upcoming episode of Jerkcity.
spigot: TWO WORDS
spigot: PEE SPLATTERED FACES
deuce: SIR THAT'S THREE WORDS (SPUTTER) |
deuce spigot |
#announcement #caption #deuce-spigot #deucegrin #gweeds #pee #urolagnia #woodring-field-background |
|
7,518 | 10/20/2019 | two words spigot: two words:
spigot: complete bay area news coverage mornings on @@ |
spigot |
#bay-area #caption #ktvu #logo #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #url #viscera #white-background |
|
6,205 | 2/4/2016 | two-part question spigot: TWO-PART QUESTION FOR THE LADY
spigot: IT'S NOT REALLY AN 'ORAL OVERDOSE' IF THERE'S ONLY ONE DONG, IS IT.
spigot: AND IF YOU TRULY OVERDOSED ON THE ONE DONG, DO YOU REALLY BELONG HERE |
spigot |
#dong #oral-overdose #porn #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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7,327 | 4/12/2019 | type "engage" deuce: farting it up
pants: scanning the horizon for farts
deuce: farts detected
pants: set course for farts
deuce: course set, type `engage` to lick dick
pants: > GO FARTS |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #farts #infocom #mr-show #space-nuts-background |
|
8,274 | 11/13/2021 | type 2 spigot: TYPE 2 DIABEATOFF |
spigot |
#beating-off #deuce-spigot #diabetes #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,717 | 5/6/2020 | type iii effigy: I am so fat I have type III diabetes
effigy: my belly precludes me from interacting with my footwear
deuce: standing up after cleaning the catbox makes me wish I'd never been born
pants: oh god bending over is the worst
effigy: when I drop things, I become very deeply angry at myself
deuce: zactly
deuce: how much do I want that thing back
pants: can i pick it up with my toes
deuce: we're not disgusting monkeys so we don't manipulate objects with our feet
effigy: I would pick it up with my toes IF I COULD SEE MY TOES
pants: but what if it fits between my toes and i want it back more than i want to bend over to retrieve it |
deuce effigy pants |
#catbox #deuce-pants-effigy #diabetes #drunk-deuce #fat #fatness #series #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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465 | 1/4/2000 | u.f.o. encounter pants: I HAD A DREAM THAT I WAS A STUPID CHARACTER IN A COMIC STRIP
pants: THEN POO SQUIRTED OUT AND THAT WAS NOT A DREAM AND I'M UP AT 8:30 AM WITH THE SHEETS
spigot: I REACH FOR THE BONG ONLY TO REALIZE I AM NOT AT HOME
pants: WHEN I TELL PEOPLE MY STORY I'M GOING TO SUBSTITUTE "UFO" FOR "THE FISTING SLING"
deuce: FUCKING FAIRIES
|
deuce pants spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #bong #deuce-pants-spigot #dream #drunk-deuce #fisting-sling #meta #poo #shat-the-bed #ufo #wisdom #woodring-field-background |
|
1,876 | 11/22/2003 | u.s. out of jerkcity deuce: FINALLY JERKCITY IS ALL MINE
deuce: UH
deuce: I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY
deuce: UH
deuce: BONERS |
deuce |
#boner #deuce-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
8,548 | 8/13/2022 | u.s.a. spigot: I STAND FOR THE FLAG AND KNEEL FOR THE DICKS |
#dicks #patriotism #red-background #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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1,753 | 7/19/2003 | U.S.A. OUT OF JERKCITY spigot: OFFICIAL HUG TESTER
spigot: WAY GAY AND ON DRUGS OVER HERE PEOPLE
spigot: NOTE: NOT GAY |
spigot |
#drugs #gay #hugs #not-gay #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
9,219 | 6/14/2024 | uber eatsing spigot: T DEUCE IF PIZZA IS SO GREAT WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ONE DELIVERED TO ME
deuce: I'LL DOORDASH YOU A DICK
spigot: NOT WHAT I REQUESTED
deuce: UBER EATSING YOU ANOTHER DICK
spigot: DID YOU TIP |
#deuce-spigot #dicks #doordash #food #pizza #uber #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,973 | 10/12/2023 | ubuntu spigot: U PUT THE U IN UBUNTU
spigot: U ARE THE TRAILING U GETTING BUNTED
spigot: U ARE LITERALLY BUNTING URSELF
spigot: IN UR BUNS
spigot: AND THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT |
#deuce-effigy-ozone-pants-spigot #ghetto-u #gun #linux #many-characters #mountain-background #multiple-backgrounds #sfw #somber-deuce #ubuntu #urinal-background #woodring-den-background |
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6,126 | 11/7/2015 | uhm err pants: UHM
atandt: YOU HAVE INTERESTING THEORIES SIR
pants: ERR
pants: TUGGING ON MY COLLAR |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #cocksucking #coy-pants #grey-background #sfw |
|
1,045 | 8/11/2001 | uhura sure is hot deuce: UHURA SURE IS HOT IN THAT MIRROR, MIRROR OUTFIT |
deuce |
#deuce-likes-black-chicks #deuce-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
7,259 | 2/4/2019 | ultima ii pants: why doesn't minecraft have cars and airplanes and copters and rockets
deuce: Ultima II did |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #minecraft #minecraft-background #single-panel #ultima |
|
945 | 4/27/2001 | uma thurman spigot: MISS THURMAN MISS THURMAN!!!!!
spigot: IS IT TRUE "UMA" IS SHORT FOR "USELESS" |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
9,017 | 11/25/2023 | un born deuce: I SPEAK FOR THE UNBORN
deuce: AND WITH ONE UNIFIED VOICE THEY SHOUT:
deuce: BURMA SHAVE |
#abortion #advertising #burma-shave #deuce-solo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,130 | 3/17/2024 | uncertain times spigot: MY PENIS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY HELLO FRESH
effigy: I AM STILL SPONSORED BY SQUARESPACE |
#advertising #effigy-spigot #hello-fresh #no-title-card #orange-background #penis-of-spigot #podcast #single-panel #sponsorship #squarespace |
||
8,989 | 10/28/2023 | unclear what his intentions are, must investigate further pants: TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET |
#gunmetal-background #no-title-card #pants-solo #repetition #sfw #toilet |
||
563 | 4/11/2000 | unclog pants: CAN WE PLEASE UNCLOG THE TOILET THE OLD FASHIONED WAY
pants: THIS VENTI MOCHA IS MAKING ME SQUIRTY
spigot: BETTER REGISTER AN EPINION
pants: IT'S ALL OVER THE KEYBOARD
pants: THE POINTING DEVICE
spigot: THAT'S OUT THEN
pants: PRESSING THE STAR KEY FOR CUSTOMER SERVICE
spigot: NOWHERE DOT FATLAB DOT MIDDLEAMERICA DOT EDU |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #poo #toilet-antics #url #woodring-field-background |
|
3,964 | 9/11/2009 | uncomfortable silence pants: STOP BEATING ME OFF BETWEEN SONGS, YOU SLOW DOWN WHEN THE MUSIC FADES OUT AND THEN YOU ARE TOTALLY NOT BEATING ME OFF IN THE UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE BETWEEN SONGS
deuce: GHGAHLGALHAGLHGA
pants: STOP |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #fannypack #filler-panel #handjob #huffy-pants #urinal-background |
|
6,325 | 6/8/2016 | unconscious dumpster date rape spigot: FOLKS I SAW NOTHING IN THE STUDENT HANDBOOK ABOUT UNCONSCIOUS DUMPSTER DATE RAPE
deuce: SHOW YOU RIGHT |
deuce spigot |
#college #current-events #date-rape #deuce-spigot #education #folks #handbook #mousehole #rape #stanford #university #woodring-room-background |
|
4,927 | 6/29/2012 | uncountably infinite dicks net: INFINITE DICKS?????
net: OK THE DICKS WERE INFINITE TO START OUT WITH
net: I WOULD LIKE UNCOUNTABLY INFINITE DICKS
deuce: THE SET OF DICKS HAS THE SAME CARDINALITY AS THE SET OF INTEGERS ?!?!?!? UNFATHOMABLE |
deuce net |
#boners #countably-infinite #deuce-net #dicks #infinity #math #set-theory #transfinite-cardinals #uncountably-infinite #white-background |
|
2,225 | 12/1/2004 | undead road trip or bust pants: GAS
pants: FOOD
pants: COCKS
pants: NEXT EXIT |
pants |
#burma-shave #cocks #food #gasoline #highway #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background #zombies |
|
3,541 | 7/13/2008 | undefined |
spigot |
#abstract #blur-effect #deja-vu #no-dialog #series #sfw #spigot-solo #undefined #woodring-room-background |
|
971 | 5/24/2001 | undefined reference to main deuce: /USR/LIB/CRT0.O(.TEXT+0X35): UNDEFINED REFERENCE TO 'MAIN'
deuce: IT KEEPS DOING THAT
pants: WOULD YOU, COULD YOU BE MY SMOOTH BUDDY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #smooth-buddy #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,673 | 10/1/2011 | under construction pardon our dust spigot: I'M GAY ALL OVER AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background |
|
5,360 | 9/18/2013 | under my mattress pants: OH GOD ANAL
pants: PRECIOUS ANAL
pants: I DON'T TRUST BANKS SO I KEEP THE ANAL UNDER MY MATTRESS |
pants |
#pants-solo |
|
7,826 | 8/22/2020 | under pants deuce: I BOUGHT NEW UNDERWEAR THAT I'M TRYING OUT
pants: HOW’S THAT GOING
deuce: SHOULD I MODEL THEM FOR YOU GUYS :DANCER:
deuce: :FISHING_POLE_AND_FISH:
pants: I CAN ALREADY SEE YOU THROUGH THE VARIOUS SECRET CAMS
deuce: I'M JERKING OFF RIGHT NOW
pants: I KNOW |
deuce pants |
#emoji #huffy-pants #somber-deuce #spycam #turquoise-background #voyeurism #weird-pants-face |
|
4,779 | 1/22/2012 | under stood pants: WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE COCKS WHY COCKS HOW COCKS COCKS
pants: COCKS
pants: YOU SEE WHAT I'M GETTING AT HERE
deuce: UNDERSTOOD |
deuce pants |
#background #cocks #deuce-pants #joy-division #yellow |
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1,239 | 2/21/2002 | under the couch deuce: WHERE THE HELL'S MY TIVO REMOTE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #tivo #woodring-room-background |
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1,574 | 1/20/2003 | under the sink 1 atandt: WHAT ARE YOU DOING UNDER THE SINK
pants: I CANNOT SAY
atandt: GET OUT RIGHT NOW
pants: THIS I CANNOT DO
atandt: SHOULD I JUST CLOSE THE CABINET DOOR AND GO ABOUT MY DAY
pants: YOU SUCKED IN GODFATHER THREE |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #mousehole #pants-under-the-sink #series #sink #the-godfather #woodring-room-background |
|
1,575 | 1/21/2003 | under the sink 2 atandt: HOW DID YOU GET ALL OF YOUR FATNESS UNDER THERE AT ONCE
pants: THE ACOUSTICS ARE FANTASTIC
atandt: HOW IS IT THAT ANY NOOK OR CRANNY YOU SQUEEZE INTO INSTANTLY BECOMES CRUISY WITH MEN
pants: MAGIC (AND AN AMAZING TEAM OF MARKETING PEOPLE)
atandt: SERIOUSLY I NEED TO DO THE DISHES UP AND OUT NOW
pants: NEVER |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #cruisy #fatness #mousehole #pants-under-the-sink #series #sink #woodring-room-background |
|
1,576 | 1/22/2003 | under the sink 3 atandt: DO YOU REALLY THINK THEY WANT TO WATCH ME TRY TO GET YOU OUT FROM UNDER THE SINK ALL WEEK
pants: HLAUGHLUAG MY COLD DEAD HANDS HLAGHLUAHLUAG
atandt: AT LEAST HAND ME A SPONGE
pants: THEY ARE TIED TO OUR HEADS
atandt: OKAY WELL I'LL TRY NOT TO RUN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
pants: EITHER WAY |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #coy-pants #garbage-disposal #mousehole #pants-under-the-sink #series #sink #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
|
226 | 5/19/1999 | under the table spigot: PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT MY BONER UNDER THE TABLE AT THANKSGIVING |
spigot |
#boner #spigot-solo #thanksgiving #woodring-stairs-background |
|
694 | 8/17/2000 | under there deuce: IF I COULD JERK OFF TO ONE THING I'D JERK OFF TO YOU YOU AND YOU
deuce: AND YOU UNDER THERE
pants: THERE'S NOBODY UNDER HERE
spigot: I'M BEHIND THIS CURTAIN
spigot: (FLAPPING AT IT)
pants: I WOULD COME OUT FOR HEAD COUNT BUT I AM STUCK UNDER THE SINK
pants: IT IS COLD AND DAMP
pants: SOMEBODY LEFT THE CAP OFF THE 409 |
deuce pants spigot |
#birthday-strip #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #flapping #jerking-off #pants-under-the-sink #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,537 | 8/2/2022 | under this sweater pants: I HAVE BOOBS UNDER THIS SWEATER
pants: SHAKE THEM VIOLENTLY
pants: LEAVE NO WITNESSES |
#boobs #pants-solo #violence #woodring-room-background |
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8,462 | 5/19/2022 | under- rated spigot: COCKSUCKING IN THE *** METAVERSE ***
pants: DO I HAVE TO CHANGE OUT OF MY SWEATS FOR THIS
spigot: UNDER-RATED :POINT_RIGHT::SKIN-TONE-2:SHITPOST:POINT_LEFT::SKIN-TONE-2: ALERT
pants: THIS IS WHAT THE DEVIL DOES :ROOSTER:
spigot: THINKING DARK MATTER IS JUST COMMON HOUSEHOLD DOGSHIT
pants: CAPITAL FARTS, MADAM |
#bored-pants #cocksucking #dogshit #emoji #farts #metaverse #mountain-background #pants-spigot #thrill-kill-kult |
||
6,229 | 3/3/2016 | under/over pants: CAN I MAKE BEEF STEW
pants: STEW
pants: LET'S WATCH HOME ALONE TOGETHER
pants: FING FANG FOOM
pants: BE BROWN WITH ME
pants: I'M A WET BALL
pants: BAHHHH I'M A SHEEP
pants: DIE-CUT DEUCE STICKERS
pants: T DEUCE CAN WE HOLD HANDS AND WALK INTO THE SEA
: PANTS LEFT THE ROOM
pants: HACKED |
pants |
#caption #funloving-nonsense #pants-solo #sfw #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
|
2,826 | 7/25/2006 | undercover spigot: I ALSO HAVE A SERIOUS SIDE AND I'M TIRED OF NOT BEING TREATED MORE MATURELY
spigot: T PANTS MATURE SORT OF SOUNDS LIKE MANURE
spigot: WHERE ARE THOSE FUCKING ASSHOLES ANYWAY |
spigot |
#arrested-by-shield #poo #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #title-mismatch #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,120 | 9/18/2018 | underneath pants: underneath all the piss and shit and dirt is...............
pants: me it's me
pants: pants from jer--bonequest |
pants |
#bonequest #bonequest-hi-fi #dirt #pants-solo #piss #shit #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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4,622 | 8/7/2011 | undersides pants: SUBDIVIDED INTO QUEER UNITS
pants: FIDDLE WITH MY UNDERSIDES
pants: SALIVARY GLANDS WORKING OVERTIME HUALGHA87GAYGHAG |
pants |
#pants-solo #white-background |
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401 | 11/5/1999 | undertow spigot: OKAY GANG: FUNNY THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN AT THE BEACH
spigot: READY GO
spigot: COCKSUCKING
spigot: PULLING MY PANTS DOWN
spigot: FACE, BALLS, UNDERTOW
pants: I HAVE MITES
|
pants spigot |
#balls #beach #cocksucking #face #mites #pants-spigot #woodring-field-background |
|
4,306 | 9/1/2010 | underwear, socks spigot: T PANTS YOU TAPED FRIENDS AND FRASIER BUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO WINGS??
pants: T SPIGOT FIRST LET'S DISCUSS THE FATE OF MY UNDERWEAR AND SOCKS |
pants spigot |
#frasier #friends #pants-spigot #urinal-background #wings |
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1,999 | 3/24/2004 | unentonastic deuce: UNENTONASTIC
pants: BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME IN ARAMAIC |
deuce |
#aramaic #deuce-pants #woodring-stairs-background #word |
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3,100 | 4/29/2007 | unfold him pants: IT IS WRONG TO WRECK HOOKERS
dick: WHAT'S MY FUCKING PROBLEM
deuce: YOU'RE OLD
pants: THEY ARE A COMMUNITY RESOURCE AND A NATIONAL TREASURE
pants: UNFOLD ME |
deuce dick pants |
#deuce-dick-pants #prostitute |
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5,552 | 4/11/2014 | ungh spigot: IT JUST GOES TO PROVE WHY I FIND YOU COMPLETELY REPELLANT
deuce: UNGH |
deuce spigot |
#choking #deuce-spigot #grey-background #repel #sfw |
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7,437 | 7/31/2019 | unguarded in the dogbert conference room spigot: what if we both take a shit in a couple of hot dog buns and you leave them unguarded in the dogbert conference room |
spigot |
#dilbert #hot-dogs #scott-adams #shit #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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3,153 | 6/21/2007 | unhelpful edits deuce: {{YOUAREFAT}}
pants: {{SUSPECTED-PEDOPHILE}} |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mountain-background #wikipedia |
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758 | 10/20/2000 | unidentified subject hanford: LISTEN UP FOLKS
hanford: WILL THE PERSON WHO PISSED UP MY WIFE AND KIDS PLEASE TAKE ONE STEP FORWARD
hanford: I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN |
hanford |
#drunk-deuce #hanford-deuce-pants-spigot #hey-its-rands #laughing-deuce #many-characters #mountain-background #piss #the-gangs-all-here #uncensored #whores |
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7,608 | 1/18/2020 | unironically based and redpilled spigot: rod & gun club
spigot: folks, i'm unironically based and redpilled like the plebs on plebbit
spigot: more like ghirardelli squirts |
spigot |
#4chan #folks #funloving-nonsense #ghirardelli #mountain-background #sfw #spigot-solo |
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118 | 2/8/1999 | united houses of pancakes deuce: DICKS ??? MORE DICKS ??? PERHAPS BIGGER DICKS STILL ????
pants: WELCOME TO THESE UNITED HOUSES OF PANCAKES |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #pancakes #plant #subtly-shiny-panel #woodring-field-background |
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5,270 | 6/20/2013 | universal sufferage ext. remix deuce: T PANTS I AM SERIOUSLY TIRED OF YOUR CONSTANT CRIES FOR UNIVERSAL SUFFRAGE
deuce: T PANTS FOR THE LAST TIME COCKSUCKERS DO NOT GET TO VOTE
pants: T DEUCE STRIKE !!!!!!!! I VOW NOT TO SUCK ANOTHER SINGLE DICK UNTIL HALGHUALGHLUHLAUHLHALHGLUAHLUAG WHATEVER SOMETHING LUAGULAHGLUAHG |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #politics #strike #voting-rights #woodring-field-background |
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5,269 | 6/19/2013 | universal suffrage spigot: A WOMAN'S RIGHT TO CHARLESTON CHEWS MAYBE |
spigot |
#politics #product-placement #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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185 | 4/10/1999 | unix guru status bung: T SPIGOT HAVE YOU REACHED UNIX GURU STATUS YET
spigot: I CAN CD INTO A DIR
bung: +5 MOUSE PAD OF JERKING |
bung spigot |
#bung-spigot #cd #jerking #mouse-pad #unix #woodring-den-background |
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811 | 12/14/2000 | unix is for tribbles spigot: SILLY RABBIT ...... >>>UNIX<<< IS FOR >>>>TRIBBLES<<<<
spigot: GAK THE HOOD BEING PULLED DOWN OVER MY HEAD AND GLK THE STRINGS
|
spigot |
#mousehole #spigot-solo #unix #violent-disapproval #woodring-room-background |
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1,578 | 1/24/2003 | unix jokes pants: NOTHING ESCAPES /DEV/COCK
deuce: USER=LUSER !!!!!!!! ECHO HI $USER !!! HAHAHA HAAHAHAH AHAHA
deuce: UNIX JOKES ARE THE FUNNIEST AND HOLY GOD YOU'RE STRETCHING ME OUT
ozone: &
deuce: DON'T PUT ME IN THE BACKGROUND YOU DEAL WITH ME RIGHT NOW
pants: FG
deuce: THANKS
deuce: GGHLGAHLGAHLAGLHAGHL
pants: OH DEAR GOD
pants: ^Z
pants: LET'S JUST LEAVE IT LIKE THAT UNTIL MY PENIS GROWS BACK
deuce: I DESERVE IT (SUSPENDED) |
deuce ozone pants |
#deuce-ozone-pants #hand-drawn #penis #unix #woodring-field-background |
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4,705 | 11/6/2011 | unix poweruser spigot: I'M A UNIX POWERUSER WITH A MOUTH FULL OF FUCKING BALLS |
spigot |
#balls #poweruser #spigot-solo #unix #woodring-field-background |
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1,387 | 7/18/2002 | unknown user pants: AH DISCONNECTED PANEL ONE TRUDEAU STYLE
pants: THEY SAY LOVE IS BLIND
pants: BUT I LICK DICK
pants: SO THERE YOU GO
ozone: ALSO NOT TOO BRIGHT
pants: HEY WAIT
pants: COME BACK
pants: -- UNKNOWN USER "OZONE"
pants: I WAS GOING TO PROPOSE TO YOU |
ozone pants |
#come-back #doonesbury #huffy-pants #marriage #ozone-pants #woodring-field-background |
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7,401 | 6/25/2019 | unless arson pants: i can't jack off unless arson
deuce: so, still a less weird fetish than a foot fetish |
deuce pants |
#arson #bonghit #deuce-pants #foot-fetish #kinkshaming #marijuana #single-panel #typo #white-background |
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4,515 | 4/12/2011 | unlicked dicks in the brig pants: GET IT TOGETHR MAN
deuce: WUHHHHHHHHH
pants: THERE ARE UNLICKED DICKS IN THE OH WOW A TYPO LET'S START AGAIN FROM UNLICKED DICKS IN THE BRIG
deuce: YES SIR
pants: THERE ARE UNLICKED DICKS IN THE BRIG AND WE'VE GOT TO GET DOWN THERE |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hd #brig #deuce-pants #dicklicking #naval #typo #unlicked-dicks #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,784 | 3/13/2009 | unlocked spigot: GOOD LORD I NEED A TOWEL
pants: IT'S UNLOCKED
spigot: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
pants: I SAID IT'S UNLOCKED
spigot: BAM BAM BAM BAM HEAD PEOPLE |
pants spigot |
#huffy-pants #moo #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #sfw #stall-bamming #towel #urinal-background |
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5,549 | 4/8/2014 | unlucky enough pants: WHY CAN'T I HAVE DOWN'S SYNDROME
deuce: BECAUSE YOU ARE UNLUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE ALL YOUR CHROMOSOMES |
deuce pants |
#46-chromosomes #deuce-pants #down-syndrome #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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1,024 | 7/18/2001 | unsigned dongs spigot: CONVERSION FROM 'LONG' TO 'UNSIGNED DONG' : POSSIBLE ERROR
spigot: I THINK NOT
spigot: FOLKS I'M GOING TO CHECK MY DONG INTO YOUR MOUTH(S)
deuce: THERE IS NO WAY THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE WRONG (ANSI C 5.1.2.2.1) |
deuce spigot |
#woodring-room-background |
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8,458 | 5/15/2022 | unsubscribe pants: I'M A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY
pants: JACK ME OFF
deuce: UNSUBSCRIBE |
#blue-background #butterfly #cornflower-background #deuce-pants #jacking-off #mailing-list |
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4,692 | 10/24/2011 | unsubscribe pants: UNSUBSCRIBE
deuce: DIARRHEA REDISTRIBUTION FOR FAIRNESS
spigot: WE CAN'T ALL HAVE DIARRHEA |
deuce pants spigot |
#denevi-camera #deuce-pants-spigot #diarrhea #jingle #woodring-field-background |
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550 | 3/29/2000 | untitled #4 pants: LITTLE BONGHIT
deuce: SUCKING ???
pants: WHAT DOES YOUR SANDWICH BOARD SAY
deuce: I AM SUFFERING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION
deuce: HHHHH AIR PLZ
pants: I CANNOT ALLOW THIS
spigot: PIGTAILS |
deuce pants spigot |
#bonghit #coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #heart-attack #hhhhh #marijuana #sandwich-board #untitled #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,270 | 1/15/2005 | untitled 2 atandt: IS MY HOT DOG READY YET |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #deja-vu #hot-dog #sfw #true-story |
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6,213 | 2/12/2016 | untitled 3 atandt: IS MY HOT DOG READY YET |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #deja-vu #hot-dog #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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728 | 9/20/2000 | untitled gardening project no. 1 : I masturbate just about daily. Sometimes twice if something sets me off. Like an Entertainment Tonight segment on supermodels or the mailman. You have to be willing to go down that path and find your inner masturbator and convince him to get into the zone and go for the gold. If not the gold then perhaps a handful of semen. |
#gardening #mailman #masturbation #photo #semen #single-panel #untitled-gardening-project #wisdom |
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729 | 9/21/2000 | untitled gardening project no. 2 : Sometimes, when I go on business trips or vacations, I don't get a chance to masturbate. When you stomp around a strange city all day and come back to an impersonal hotel room, it's hard to get it on. Here's a tip: pack something soft to spurt into. Leave it in the room after you check out. |
#bonequest-hi-fi #gardening #hotel #on-strike #spurt #untitled-gardening-project #wisdom |
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731 | 9/23/2000 | untitled gardening project no. 3 : Did I mention I was molested? I'm pretty sure I did, once or twice, but you did not offer to discuss the matter with me. Let's have a nice quiet dinner and have a frank discussion about my dad's dong and how he put it in my mouth and ass now and then. Anyway, I'm clearly the victim here and that's why I don't suck dick. I hope you understand.
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#bonequest-hi-fi #dicksucking #dinner #dong #molestation #on-strike #rape #untitled-gardening-project |
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733 | 9/25/2000 | untitled gardening project no. 4 : Now I don't want to get into the specifics but semen has an oyster-like consistancy and stings when it dribbles off my stupid face and into my eyes. Holy Christ, it stings. |
#gardening |
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734 | 9/26/2000 | untitled gardening project no. 5 : One time I was masturbating outside a bar in Capitola. A police officer shined his light into the alley and found me with my pants down. I explained that I was taking a leak. For my troubles, the officer gave me a lecture about how I could be charged with a sex crime, how I'd have to register as a sex offender in every county. Thank goodness he let me off with a warning. |
#bonequest-hi-fi #gardening #injury #masturbation #on-strike #pissing #police #sex-offender #story #trousers #untitled-gardening-project |
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736 | 9/28/2000 | untitled gardening project no. 6 : You can meet the most interesting people masturbating in the bathrooms of malls and department stores. Go to your town's Emporium during your lunch hour and hang out. If you're not particular, there's always Arby's. |
#arbys #bathroom #bonequest-hi-fi #gardening #lunch-hour #mall #masturbation #on-strike #untitled-gardening-project #wisdom |
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737 | 9/29/2000 | untitled gardening project no. 7 : For the most part, you can determine how many times you have masturbated. Pick a year the battle began and an average number of sessions per day. Consider this: when all the numbers are multiplied out, you can then determine how much semen you've generated. Enough to drown a toddler? Hmm? |
#bonequest-hi-fi #drowning #gardening #masturbation #math #on-strike #semen #untitled-gardening-project |
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738 | 9/30/2000 | untitled gardening project no. 8 : Eventually, if you bang your head long
enough, the wooden puppet transmogrifies
into a real boy and then you have trouble
with the feds. Until then, it's a shell of a thing,
a thing without a soul. There is no water
inside me, just a little dirt and a silverfish. |
#dirt #gardening #on-strike #pinocchio #puppet #sfw #silverfish #untitled-gardening-project #watering-can |
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659 | 7/13/2000 | untitled no. 3 spigot: TODAY'S JERKCITY GETS AN "F" |
deuce pants spigot |
#meta #untitled #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,671 | 12/14/2022 | unvaxxed dicks pants: UNVAXXED DICKS????????????? WELL MAYBE IN A PINCH DURING WINTER OR SOMETHING |
#covid-19 #coy-pants #dicks #gay #mountain-background #pants-solo #vaccination #winter |
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7,819 | 8/15/2020 | unwilling to respond spigot: T PANTS ASKING FOR THE LAST TIME SINCE YOU SEEM UNWILLING TO RESPOND: *DO YOU THINK BAILEY JAY HAS GAINED WEIGHT* |
spigot |
#bailey-jay #bored-pants #deja-vu #fatness #mousehole #porn #single-panel #woodring-room-background |