spigot: UHHH497HBGNG pants: YOU'RE LOOKING RATHER RAGGED TODAY spigot: MY SCENE CALLS FOR ME TO HAVE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT SUCKING COCK pants: A SPOT OF ADVICE FOR YOU THEN OLD BOY pants: TRY ACTING spigot: DO8FSDFGMMM

spigot: MY PENIS FELL ASLEEP TODAY SO IT'LL BE UP ALL NIGHT

dick: TINKLE POTTY dick: TINKLE POTTY TO THE MAX spigot: T DICK I DID A TINKLE IN THE POTTY OF AN OFFICE MAX ONCE spigot: MOSTLY IN THE POTTY spigot: I SOAKED UP THOSE UNUSED TOILET PAPER ROLLS PRETTY GOOD spigot: WIFE WAS ANNOYED WHEN I BROUGHT THEM HOME!!!!!!!! spigot: SOAKED HER UP AND DOWN PRETTY GOOD spigot: RETURNED HER TO OFFICE MAX FOR STORE CREDIT AND REPEATED THE WHOLE THING

spigot: really not sure i've ever encountered a child or a baby who doesn't belong in a cage spigot: i mean one of those cages isis squirts up and down with lighter fluid

pants: GET OFFA ME pants: RIGHT THIS INSTANT pants: NOW NOW NOW pants: UP AND OFF pants: C'MON pants: LET'S GO pants: NOT ASKING YOU AGAIN

pants: THERE HE GOES spigot: LET'S ALL BE GAY pants: I'M UP FOR THAT spigot: SUPER

deuce: SMASH MY LIKE BUTTON deuce: T EFFIGY IT'S UP HERE effigy: THAT LOOKS LIKE A DONG deuce: UP HERE

deuce: EXPLORING UP IN THERE dick: WHOA WHAT'S THAT

spigot: WHAT ABOUT NUTS spigot: WHAT ABOUT BALLS atandt: WHAT ABOUT THEM spigot: WHAT ABOUT FAT QUEER DICKS uncredited inebriated crustacean: KEEP IT DOWN

deuce: LET'S HAVE A CONTEST deuce: LET'S START SHOVING THINGS UP OURSELVES deuce: LAST PERSON TO DIE OF TOXIC SHOCK WINS

spigot: TRYING TO ENJOY A BOWL OF GRINS SMILES GIGGLES & LAUGHS HERE spigot: THAT CECIL THE ROBOT CRACKS ME UP THE NUTS

spigot: MY WHOLE LIFE IS UP THE NUTS AND SPLOSHING DOWN THE CRAPPER spigot: WAIT I'M GAY deuce: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE spigot: ALL RIGHTIE

pants: PRETTY SURE COLONEL KURTZ ISN’T UP THE RIVER AND WE SHOULD ALL JUST GO HOME spigot: I HEARD HE'S (TINKERBELL SOUND AND GESTURE) pants: (EYES POPPING OUT) (CLAPPING SO HARD I FLOAT OFF THE GROUND) (FOG HORN)

pants: i'm hoping that if we do get to go up the river looking for colonel kurtz we'll be able to get out of the boat now and then

spigot: WHERE DID I GO?!?!?!?!?!? spigot: HINT: UP THE SKIRT spigot: MY LONG ARM IS REACHING OUT MY WINDOW AND DOWN THE DARK STREET... spigot: ...AND ONTO THE TRAIN AND THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR AND DOWN THE HALL AND INTO YOUR LAP pants: I AM SPELLBOUND spigot: OKAY MY ARM GOT OFF IN WATSONVILLE AND IT NEEDS A RIDE spigot: DUH HUH AS LONG AS MY ARM'S HERE IT MIGHT AS WELL PICK CABBAGE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE SIR

spigot: schrodinger's cam spigot: simultaneously up the skirt and down the blouse

pants: BEAT ME UP THEN BEAT ME OFF spigot: STOUFFER'S SINGLES AND STROGANOFF spigot: THOSE TWO LINES FORM TO MAKE THE SPIDER-MAN THEME

spigot: HEY EVERYONE LOOK UP THERE IN THE SKY : SPIGOT RUNS AWAY

pants: WHERE DID I PUT THE pants: IT'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE pants: YOU LITTLE RASCAL I GOT YOU HAW HAW HAW THE REALLY WEIRD PANTS FACE HLAGHULAHLAHLAHLUHLUAG

: PICTURED: SPIGOT THE BEAR (LEFT); DEUCE FROM JERKCITY (RIGHT) deuce: WHO WANTS LOVIN' : SPIGOT SUCKS A C^H^H^H^H^H^H LOGS OUT deuce: WELL UP YOURS

pants: ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THE UPCOMING VIBE SWITCH deuce: THE WHAT pants: I'M HOPING FOR A RETURN TO COTTAGECORE OR MAYBE EVEN NEW BALANCE SHOES pants: WE MISSED WHITE BOY SUMMER DIDN'T WE pants: YEAH, WE DID

deuce: I HAVE BURNED OFF MY FACE/ASS spigot: I WILL EMAIL THE SYSADMIN AND ASK HIM TO UPDATE THE TABLE

spigot: you've blown 2 trolls of your monthly limit (4). upgrade your subscription today spigot: we see you love blowing trolls spigot: You are blowing *3 of 4 free trolls* this month

pants: I'M UPGRADING MY GRAPHICS DRIVER deuce: I'M FONDLING YOUR GOODIES

spigot: I'M SORRY I PUNCHED YOU IN THE THROAT spigot: GET UP

deuce: CAPSLOCK + SHIFT = NO CAPS

spigot: O_O MY UPSIDE-DOWN TRONCYCLE deuce: DOES IT KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ESPERANTO deuce: AND IF NOT THEN WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FRENCH FRIES

spigot: carl sagan just told me i'm made up of fagstuff and not starstuff and then he yoinked my red mervyns turtleneck up over my face and head spigot: if you can hear me i'm upsidedown in a garbage can

pants: T SPIGOT CAN I STALK YOU WITH MY UPSKIRT CAM spigot: YOU HAD ME AT T SPIGOT

pants: HAVE YOU TRIED REBOOTING YOUR OWN BONER deuce: NEVER (UP 16700 DAYS)

spigot: T DEUCE {{{ URANUS }}} spigot: SNICKER spigot: SAY IT

deuce: WHY DO I HAVE THE URGE TO DRINK pants: MY QUESTION WOULD BE WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU [DROWNED OUT BY COOKIE BUZZSAW NOISES] pants: (YOU CAN TOTALLY TELL I'M STILL TALKING BECAUSE MY MOUTH IS MOVING AND I'M GESTURING WITH MY HANDS BUT YOU CAN'T HEAR A WORD)

spigot: NOTHING IS SO 'URGENT' I NEED TO HEAR ABOUT IT spigot: CAN COPS GET DNA FROM POO ON A VICTIM'S FACE

deuce: URINAL CAKES deuce: ARE NOT REAL CAKES deuce: PASS IT ON

pants: URINE + CAKE MIX = DISASTER spigot: I DON'T THINK MY CORD CAN REACH pants: WHAT IS UP WITH BRITNEY'S TITS spigot: CAN I REBOOT YOUR MACHINE pants: FIGHTING, LOOTING, MASTURBATING spigot: OH I HAVE THAT PROGRAM pants: MOSTLY MASTURBATION spigot: IS THAT YOUR WIFE? pants: DEATH TO INFIDELS spigot: NO JOANNE GUEST JPEGS TODAY pants: AIN'T NOBODY SQUEEZING HARDER spigot: WATCH ME CHOKE AND CRY pants: WHAT'S WITH ALL THE DEAN STARK GROUPS ANYWAY spigot: JUST PULLED A PIECE OF GRASS FROM MY MOUTH pants: GOTO 10

spigot: AT THIS TIME I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE URINE IN THE CAFETERIA spigot: AS WELL AS THE TINKLE AND PISS

deuce: DO NOT MOCK URINE MAN deuce: URINE MAN WILL SOAK YOU IN GASOLINE AND SET YOU ON FIRE deuce: URINE MAN IS REALLY A MISNOMER

spigot: IMAGINE HOW MANY CANADAS AND MEXICOS WE'D HAVE BY NOW IF PUTIN WAS OUR PRESIDENT pants: ONE EXTREMELY POLITE ENCHILADA POR FAVOR spigot: GROSS pants: ONE JAPALENO MAPLE SYRUP KARTOSHKA IF YOU PLEASE spigot: SPEAK :POINT-RIGHT: ENGLISH :POINT-LEFT:

spigot: CAN'T spigot: BREATHE spigot: CAN'T spigot: SEE spigot: MUST spigot: GET spigot: AWAY spigot: MUST spigot: BE spigot: VERY spigot: QUEER

spigot: IS THIS THE GRRRL WIDE WEB?!??!!? deuce: HUHUUHHUHU HITTING ME spigot: OVER AND OVER IN THE SAME SPOT spigot: URMPH spigot: URMPH

pants: OH GOD HE'S MASTURBATING AGAIN pants: OH GOD AGAIN AND AGAIN

pants: ANYWAY: TALK ME OFF pants: MAYBE USE A DEEP VOICE pants: LIKE ONE OF THEM OAK RIDGE BOYS

deuce: GET A ROOM spigot: FOLKS THE COLONEL IS **BACK** deuce: WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE I TOLD YOU TO GET A ROOM deuce: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING deuce: WAIT SORRY WERE YOU SAYING SOMETHING spigot: THANK YOU spigot: COLONEL SANDERS IS BACK AND HIS SECRET RECIPE IS NOW AVAILABLE IN A DIPPING SAUCE spigot: KFC OFFERS A REAL MEAL WHERE AND WHEN YOU NEED IT FOR JUST $5.99 deuce: WAIT WHAT'S THIS ABOUT KFC ??? spigot: 6 PC. BITES COMBO FROM KFC

spigot: DIAGNOSIS: HUMAN BEINGS ARE USELESS SHITCAKES IN THE MIDDLE OF COLD DARK SPACE

deuce: HANDS UP !!! WHO FINDS TRANSVESTITE AND TRANSSEXUAL PORN AROUSING ????????? deuce: WHAT ?????? NO ONE ON THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET ??????????????????????? deuce: SO YOU CAN STOP POSTING THEM NOW FUCKFACE

spigot: IS THERE ANYTHING ANYTHING ANYTHING ANYTHING ANYTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT USER FRIENDLY STILL BEING ALIVE spigot: I MEAN BESIDES 9/11 AND THE DOT COM CRASH AND 8 YEARS OF BUSH AND THE HOUSING BUBBLE AND THE BANK BAILOUTS AND ISIS AND TRUMP AND COVID-19

spigot: HOW ABOUT LICKING FOLKS??? ??? THE LICKING????? ???????? pants: CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP deuce: T SPIGOT DOES THAT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH JODI FOSTER ozone: TWELVE deuce: T PANTS I DON'T GET THAT JOKE DO YOU : Microsoft Chat [x] : /!\ The user pants is not connected. : [OK]

pants: NOW LET'S BEAT OFF USING ONLY OUR HANDS

spigot: FOLKS DOES VIVID VIDEO ACTUALLY EMPLOY MORE THAN ONE PORN STAR???? OR IS IT JUST THE SAME STUPID SHIT / DIFFERENT WIGS pants: ALL OF OUR EX-GIRLFRIENDS (EXCEPT THE CREEPY ONES) IN A VIDEO TOGETHER ?????? pants: JEAN-CHARLES YOUR CRAZY SCHEME MIGHT JUST LAND US THE INTERNET IPO WE'VE BEEN YAHO*YGHOGPHAG pants: YAOGOAG{{{{{{{{ NO CARRIER OH GOD JEAN-CHARLES YOU SAT ON THE INTERNET PUMP NOW WE'RE OFFLINE FOREVER AND EVER

deuce: ONLY GOOD THING I'VE EVER HEARD ABOUT UTAH: PASTRAMI CHEESEBURGERS

spigot: OK, SO FAR "TABLOID" BY ERROL MORRIS IS AN UTTERLY CHARMING AND SPOOKY DOCUMENTARY spigot: NO THANKS TO OBAMACARE

pants: I WILL BE THE MAILQ AND YOU WILL BE THE UUQ deuce: WHO WILL BE UUCICO ?!?!? pants: I DO NOT KNOW deuce: AWAY WITH YE THEN ozone: GUYS I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE

: You are in front of a temple. Stairs lead up to a second story. You can go back the way you came of continue around the temple to the left and right. Loitering behind outside the temple are two people, one wearing beatnik garb, the other hiding behind a giant tiki mask. > CLIMB STAIRS : The fellow in the tiki mask blocks your path. > PUSH MAN : The man in the tiki mask or the beatnik? > PUSH MASKED MAN : This turns out to have been a terrible idea. While you are distracted with the task of shoving the masked man out of the path, you are grabbed from behind by an alien and something that claims to be a Christmas Tree Monster. Everything goes black. ** GAME OVER ** spigot: T DEUCE I THINK VACATION HAS SERVED ITS PURPOSE YOU ARE NOW WELCOME BACK AT JERKCITY spigot: T DEUCE CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME SNAP ALL MY TOOLBARS AND PALETTES TOGETHER INTO ONE BIG FAT WINDOW THAT ECLIPSES THE SUN AND THE PLEIADES AS WELL deuce: WHO WHERE WHAT

spigot: CHONKCHONK THIS IS ME LICKING DICK pants: CLICK WHIRR HERE I AM IN MY UNDERWEAR TAKING A BONGHIT spigot: CHONKCHONK HERE'S ME AGAIN WITH A DIFFERENT DICK (OR MAYBE THE SAME DICK)

spigot: THE IMMERSIVE VAN GOGH EXHIBIT AT SF MOMA JUST CUTS YOUR PENIS OFF spigot: * * * AND * * *THEY DO THE WRONG PENIS

pants: WARM LOUISIANA BUTTER CAKE WITH APPLES, HUCKLEBERRY COMPOTE AND VANILLA ICE CREAM spigot: LET'S LOSE THE APPLES AND COMPOTE AND I spigot: (COUNTING) spigot: WILL TAKE TEN

spigot: REMEMBER WHEN WE LIVED TOGETHER AND WE WOULD TAKE THE BUS TO VARIOUS GAY PLACES AND YOU WOULD INSIST YOU WERE NOT GAY BUT BOY DID LESLIE AND CECIL AND FREDERICK AT BLOWHOLE'S KNOW OTHERWISE

deuce: CHECK OUT MY FLOPPY COCK: :WILTED_FLOWER: pants: PUTTING YOU IN A VASE pants: VASE LIKE BASE NOT VASE LIKE GAUSS pants: YOU ARE A LUCKY LITTLE BOY

spigot: I GOT VAXXED BUT I STILL HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM

pants: 12:00 pants: : pants: 12:00 pants: : pants: FOR A WHILE I WAS A VCR CLOCK -- THEN IT JUST BECAME LAME

pants: WATCH ME PISS spigot: `VECTOPOINTS` pants: WATCH ME PISS spigot: WHAT'S NEXT, `VECTOPRICKS` IN THIS WOKE NEW WORLD pants: WATCH ME PISS spigot: THE IMPORTED PROVOLONE

pants: SOMEDAY I'LL BE A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY AND YOU'LL BE SORRY

spigot: CD HURF DUH VI ~:WQ! HONK spigot: ALL RIGHTIE

net: LET'S DRAW A VENN DIAGRAM : NET DRAWS A DICK AND TWO BALLS

spigot: I AM ASKING YOU TO LICK DICK WITH ME AND POSSIBLY PRICK WITH ME deuce: T SPIGOT I UNDERSTAND THE FIRST BUT DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU VERBED THE SECOND spigot: I THINK DICKS ARE PRIMARILY PASSIVE WHEREAS PRICKS ARE MORE POKING deuce: MMM deuce: UNDERSTOOD

pants: OH AM I A NOBLE pants: BECAUSE IT SURE SEEMS LIKE I deuce: NO YOU ARE NOT pants: CAN'T WE JUST deuce: NO

spigot: VERY ANGRY THAT MY NUTS WON'T SHUT UP* spigot: SHUT UP NUTS spigot: I WILL JERK YOU WHEN I FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT : SPIGOT JERKS HIS NUTS : *THIS ISN'T SPIGOT'S FIRST ENCOUNTER WITH HIS NUTS, SEE JERKCITY #361!

pants: I'M FAMOUS FOR EATING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT pants: A VERY ANGRY HAM SANDWICH pants: ASKING BENDIS TO DRAW THE JERKCITY GRAPHIC NOVEL pants: DO NOT EAT THE GRASS pants: BREAKING THE PROSTITUTE'S NOSE pants: GOOGLY EYES ON DOGSHIT pants: PROUD TO BE THE CHRIS PENN OF WEB COMICS pants: HIDING UNDERNEATH THE PORCH WAITING FOR FOOD TO COME ALONG

spigot: OH, YOU WERE MOLESTED?? YOU MUST BE VERY BEAUTIFUL AND INTERESTING

pants: HUALGHULAGHLBAGGLABLUUAHGLBALUGAG pants: GHLAGHLUAHAG THE FORCE IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE AGALGHULAHGLAHG pants: ALGHLAUGLAH BGLAHGLHGALLAGA

atandt: PARENTHESES ARE SMART pants: THEY ARE A VERY CLEVER PEOPLE deuce: T PARENTHESIS FUCK YOU

pants: FIRST I NEED ALL OF YOUR NAMES pants: SECOND I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT HOW WE CAN SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT pants: NEXT AFTER THAT I WANT DICK (AND BY GOD I WANT IT NOW) spigot: I WAS VERY DISMAYED TO COME BACK FROM LUNCH AND DISCOVER MY NEW YELLOW SWEATER STUFFED IN A TOILET

spigot: VERY FUNNY WITH THE CIGARETTE LIGHTER UNDER MY NUTS

spigot: VERY FUNNY SCOTTY!!!!! NOW BEAM ME DOWN MY CLOTHES!!!!!!!!! spigot: THE JOKE IS THAT THEY'RE ALL FAT FAGS IN SPACE spigot: BLOWING, HUMPING EACH OTHER

pants: I AM A GAY MALE AND I AM WILLING TO PROVE IT deuce: PLEASE CONTINUE pants: AND A ONE AND A TWO AND A HAULGHLAGLAHGLUAHGULAHGL deuce: VERY GOOD PLEASE CONTINUE pants: LIFT ME UP AND CONSUME THE CONTENTS OF MY GAY ADULT MALE DIAPER deuce: GAHLGHALUGHALUGHLAG

deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO FILE A FORMAL COMPLAINT pants: YOUR CALL IS VERY IMPORTANT TO US pants: PLEASE CONTINUE TO HOLD deuce: HOW COME IT'S ALWAYS GIRL FROM IPANEMA FOR THE HOLD MUSIC pants: YOUR HOLD TIME WILL BE: THIRTY. FOUR. MINUTES deuce: CARRYING THE CORDLESS PHONE WITH ME INTO THE CRAPPER

pants: HOW MANY OF US WOULDN'T BE HERE IF IT WASN'T FOR RAPE atandt: ARE YOU OR pants: SEX WITH THINGS THAT DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX BACK atandt: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN pants: LIKE THE TOASTER atandt: I DIDN'T FUCK IT I JUST CAME ON ITS LEG

effigy: BTW, MY PENIS IS SCALENE deuce: MY PENIS IS ISOSCELES BUT VERY NARROW deuce: JUST LIKE WOMEN FROM FLATLAND deuce: WAIT WHAT

pants: LOWER ME INTO THE GODDAMN DICK PIT DON'T CUT ME OFF NOW pants: I'VE VERY NEARLY NEGOTIATED A PEACE TREATY pants: FOR GOD'S SAKE

deuce: I'M VERY PROUD OF MY LITTLE BUNNY :RABBIT:

spigot: want you to know i take peacock week very seriously and very respectfully spigot: t pants totally arranging my cc icons in the dock like a rainbow spectrum

deuce: HOLDING VERY STILL deuce: MAYBE HE WON'T SEE ME deuce: WAIT

deuce: SERIOUSLY NOW I AM VERY TIRED PEOPLE spigot: PROBABLY NEED SOME ROUND TABLE DELIVERED

net: GHGLHAL GHLAH GLAHGLAHG JESUS LHALH GLAH GLHAGHAGLAHG net: DEVOUT SUCKING net: IS HOLY WATER SUPPOSED TO BE THAT THICK

atandt: "THANKS" FOR THE HAND-ME-DOWN FLASHBACK YOU TALENTLESS FAT FUCK

pants: SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS THAT YOU LIKE PENIS pants: VERY WELL THEN pants: RELEASE THE KRACKEN

pants: SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG WITH MY BEATOFF TECHNIQUE deuce: IT'S PEDESTRIANAT BEST pants: SHEETROCK DAMAGE pants: STUCK IN CRAWLSPACE deuce: AMATEURISH pants: AND NOW I HAVE SOME EXCITING NEWS: pants: [SUCKS ALL THE DICKS]

pants: T SPIGOT PLEASE JUST WEAR THE DRESS AND DANCE AROUND spigot: DOO DEE BOO I'M A BALLERINA spigot: DOO BONK MY TOE pants: DO YOU WANT AN AMBULANCE spigot: I JUST NEED TO SIT HERE FOR A MINUTE

effigy: ZOLPIDEM HAS BEEN USED ON VICTIMS OF SEXUAL ASSAULT.[59][60] pants: BUT IN FAIRNESS SO HAS MY DONG

deuce: OKAY SO YOU'RE STRANDED ON A REMOTE ISLAND WITH VICTORIA PARIS, CHRISTY CANYON, AND ASHLYN GERE: WHICH TWO DO YOU KILL AND EAT spigot: WELL ASHLYN GERE WAS ON X-FILES ONCE SO THAT'S MINUS TEN POINTS AND CHRISTY CANYON'S JUST PLAIN FLOPPY SO I WOULD BONK VICTORIA PARIS ON THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT AND SHE'D BE THE MOTOR ON MY CHRISTY-BOOB RAFT/FLOAT deuce: WHAT MEANS OF PROPULSION ?!?!? spigot: S-E-X BABY!!!!!!!!!!

pants: SUCKING OFF THE MONSTER OF THE LAKE pants: GET GEN X ON THE HORN, I CAN'T OPEN THIS PDF pants: OOF REALLY WEDGED IN HERE :WOOD: pants: PLEASE HELP ME I'M FAT AND STUCK pants: ARM TRANS PEOPLE pants: NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE ABOUT SOMETHING pants: JULY IS DRESSED UP AND PLAYING HER TUNE 🎶 pants: SENDING IN AN EAGLE

pants: I AM GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN YOUR SENIOR DRILL INSTRUCTOR pants: FROM NOW ON YOU ARE STEERS AND QUEERS AND A PETER PUFFER pants: NOPE, SCREWED THAT UP pants: SMASH CUT: *** VIETNAM *** pants: CHEESECAKE FACTORY ANYONE ?? pants: I GOT A SPAGHETTI AND-A THE MEATBALLS pants: A-THAT'S A-GOOD A- pants: NOPE, SHUT UP pants: JUST BE QUIET pants: ECHO ECHO ECHO ECHO

pants: <DIV ID="CROAK"> pants: <!-- DUHHHH --> pants: <!-- LET US BE RENAISSANCE FROGS -->

deuce: I'M FULL OF VIM AND VIGOR deuce: AND A NOT INCONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF PISS

deuce: IF I HAD A NAME LIKE VINT CERF, I'D NEVER WEAR CLOTHES

deuce: WELL DOING THE LITERATURE STUFF WAS A ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS spigot: IT IS WRONG TO DESTROY LITERATURE spigot: IT'S SO MUCH ****FUN**** TO ****READ**** spigot: I AM JUDD NELSON BEING SARCASTIC spigot: FOLKS I'VE BEEN KICKED OFF THE RAPE SURVIVOR'S E-GROUP spigot: I REALLY FEEL LIKE I HAVE BEEN VIOLATED TWICE NOW

deuce: LET ME BE CLEAR deuce: MY DONG HAS RIGHTS

spigot: THE VIRTUAL ENVIRONMENT IS ACTUALLY A TOILET WITH THE LIGHTS OFF

pants: T DEUCE CAT TOYS deuce: T PANTS RRRRRRRRRRR

chante: I HIT THIS WHITE MAN chante: SIR ????? I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THIS !!! I GUESS I CAN'T HOLD DOWN MY E chante: DO YOU WANT TO CHECK YOUR E-MAIL ??? NO ???