No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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1,090 | 9/25/2001 | virtually vacuous spigot: YOU'RE JIZZING UP MY FACE WITH REVOLUTIONARY SPACE-AGE POLYMERS
|
spigot |
#starbucks-background |
|
1,075 | 9/10/2001 | virus alert spigot: VIRUS ALERT!!!
spigot: SOMEBODY IS SENDING OUT A SCREENSAVER
spigot: IF YOU DOWNLOAD IT YOUR HARD DRIVE WILL CRASH
spigot: IT JUST WENT INTO CIRULATION YESTERDAY
spigot: AS FAR AS WE KNOW
spigot: BE CAREFUL !!!
spigot: PLEASE DISTRIBUTE THIS TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN
spigot: LINE UP FOR FACEFUCKING |
spigot |
#computers #facefucking #spigot-solo #virus #woodring-field-background |
|
7,232 | 1/8/2019 | vis-a-vis deuce: toilet snakes are the worst
pants: are they worse than toilet pigs
deuce: vastly worse |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #huffy-pants #title-mismatch #toilet #toilet-pig #woodring-room-background |
|
8,440 | 4/27/2022 | visible from space spigot: MY DONG IS VISIBLE FROM SPACE
spigot: THE SPACE RIGHT THERE ON YOUR FACE
spigot: WELL THEN PUT ON YOUR PRESCRIPTION READING GLASSES
spigot: MINE ARE FROM A GAS STATION |
#dong #gas-station #glasses #gunmetal-background #spigot-solo |
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6,614 | 4/12/2017 | vito is gay hd pants: THE SOPRANOS GUYS FIND OUT THAT VITO IS GAY HD
spigot: LISA NEEDS BRACES CLASSIC SIMPSONS (10 HOUR VERSION)
spigot: OKAY BACK TO HANS ZIMMER
spigot: BWOMMMMMMMMMMP |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #dental-plan #hans-zimmer #mountain-background #pants-spigot #simpsons #the-sopranos #youtube |
|
8,001 | 2/13/2021 | vlc media player spigot: BETTER JUST DRAG THIS PORN .MP4 ACROSS THE FULL WIDTH OF MY DESKTOP OVER WORK CHAT TO THE MEDIA PLA OOPS DROPPED IT |
spigot |
#mountain-background #porn #single-panel #spigot-solo #vlc #work-from-home |
|
2,813 | 7/13/2006 | voice : Notes: the creature is such a
: heavy-bodied animal that it seld
: in the conventional manner. Inst
: it would "bully" the larger creat
: (aforementioned "Beast with An"
: Mouth") effectively using the cr
: like that of the ant and the ahpid
: Oh how I hate aphids.
:
: Voice: Its song i
: deep-toned prolo
: trill. "The dronin
: is hard to tell fro
: as they're all pret
: drinking and carr
: loud noises." Bu
: actually using the
: larger creature as
: like that of a taxi
: passenger. As the
: it would shout "
: Climbing you!" b
: likely a trick of t
: everybody knows
: while clever, abs
: communicate wit
: humans for any r |
hanford |
#abstract #drunk-deuce #prose #woodring-room-background |
|
7,966 | 1/9/2021 | voicemail atandt: IF YOUR PHONE STILLWORKS YOU'RE NOT FIRED
spigot: CAN SOMEONECHECK MY VOICEMAIL |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #employment #fired #mousehole #sfw #singing #single-panel #voicemail #woodring-room-background |
|
6,217 | 2/19/2016 | voight-kampff part 1 pants: T DEUCE HAVE YOU EVER RETIRED A HUMAN BY MISTAKE
deuce: NOPE, THE VOIGHT-KAMPFF TEST WORKS FINE, WANNA TRY IT
pants: NAH
deuce: "IF HE TAKES THE TEST HE'S A REPLICANT, SHOOT HIM"
pants: SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION |
deuce pants |
#blade-runner #communism #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #leisuretown #series #urinal-background |
|
6,218 | 2/20/2016 | voight-kampff part 2 spigot: ANY OBJECTION IF I ADMINISTER THE VOIGHT-HOMPH TEST (ON MYSELF RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW)
pants: WON'T YOU BREAK YOUR NECK
pants: YOUR STUPID NECK
spigot: NOT IF I STAND ON A CHAIR |
pants spigot |
#autofellatio #blade-runner #coy-pants #pants-spigot #series #stupid-neck #title-mismatch #urinal-background |
|
7,814 | 8/10/2020 | volstead act deuce: I FORMALLY OPPOSE THE VOLSTEAD ACT |
deuce |
#alcohol #deuce-drinks #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #history #mousehole #prohibition #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
6,549 | 2/3/2017 | volume knob spigot: GOD BLESS THAT SLOBBERY, ENTHUSIASTIC COCKSUCKER AND HER POUTY LITTLE FUCKFACE
deuce: I PARTICULARLY APPRECIATE HER SKINNY ATHLETIC BODY AND HOW THE VOLUME KNOB CAN BE TURNED TO ZERO
spigot: IF I CAN'T HEAR THE CHOKING I CAN'T GET IT UP
deuce: THAT'S YOUR HANGUP MAN |
deuce spigot |
#cant-beat-off-if #deuce-points #deuce-spigot #porn #spigot-points #urinal-background |
|
2 | 8/18/1998 | vote dongs pants: MARIJUANA SAYS HI
deuce: POSSIBLY ONE OF THE FUNNIER THINGS SAID IN BONEQUEST
pants: VOTE DONGS
deuce: MY VOTE CANNOT BE BOUGHT
deuce: VOTING DONGS ANYWAY |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #dongs #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #laughing-deuce #marijuana #vote #vote-dongs #woodring-stairs-background |
|
9,150 | 4/6/2024 | vote for me pants: FORCE ME TO DRINK FROM THE URINAL
deuce: FOLD, SPIN AND/OR MUTILATE ME
pants: THE UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE TAKES A DIM VIEW OF YOUR COMMANDS |
#blue-background #bored-pants #deuce-pants #mutilation #somber-deuce #urinal #urolagnia #usps #voting |
||
1,968 | 2/21/2004 | vote for me pants: IT STARTS IN THE ASS
pants: IT GOES FROM THERE
pants: IT'S CRUEL BUT FAIR
pants: AND ALSO VERY FUNNY
pants: SO GET IT TOGETHER
pants: VOTE FOR ME IN SEPTEMBER
pants: I LIKE DICK AND I LICK IT TOO
pants: THANK YOU GOOD NIGHT AMERICA |
pants |
#anal #coy-pants #election #funloving-nonsense #pants-2004 #pants-solo #september #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,548 | 4/7/2014 | voting dongs deuce: T PANTS I LIKE YOU
deuce: BUT I DO NOT LIKE WHAT YOU STAND FOR (FREE DONGS FOR EVERYONE)
deuce: THAT IS NOT FISCALLY RESPONSIBLE NOR WILL IT ACHIEVE THE OUTCOME YOU WANT
deuce: IT WILL JUST CAUSE RENT-SEEKING BEHAVIOR THAT WILL MAKE THE EFFECTIVE COST RISE EVEN THOUGH THE OFFICIAL PRICE OF A DONG IS $0
deuce: THE OPPORTUNITY COST OF A DONG IS THE DIFFERENCE IN PRICE BETWEEN THE DONG AND THE SECOND BEST ALTERNATIVE YOU WOULD HAVE CHOSEN HAD YOU NOT CHOSEN THE DONG
deuce: WHICH QUITE FRANKLY OUGHT TO BE ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING AT ALL
deuce: THE VALUE OF A DONG IS NOMINAL IF IT'S NOT INFLATION-ADJUSTED OR REAL IF IT'S INFLATION-ADJUSTED; YOU REALLY WANT THE THE INFLATION-ADJUSTED DONG VALUE
deuce: VOTING DONGS ANYWAY
deuce: I CALL IT DONGONOMICS |
deuce pants |
#bored-pants #deuce-pants #dongonomics #economics #overlong #politics #vote-dongs #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,780 | 4/2/2023 | vp spigot: HOW MANY MORE TIMES IN LIFE DO I HAVE TO SEE THE WORD VANDERPUMP |
#bravo #gay #no-title-card #reality-television #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #static-background #vanderpump #vanderpump-rules |
||
125 | 2/15/1999 | vt100 atandt: [B
atandt: [B
atandt: [A
atandt: [A [B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B
atandt: [B[B[B[B[B[B{B[B[B[B[B[B[B[A[D[C[B[B
atandt: [B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B
spigot: [C[O[C[K[S
spigot: WHAT KIND OF KEYBOARD DO I HAVE ANYWAY
deuce: [E[I[E[J[O |
atandt deuce spigot |
#atandt-deuce-spigot #cocks #drunk-deuce #vt100 #woodring-room-background |
|
3,274 | 10/20/2007 | vwoop vwoop spigot: VWOOP VWOOP (TARDIS NOISES)
spigot: TINKER, TAILOR, SOLDIER, MASTURBATOR
deuce: T SPIGOT LET'S TALK ABOUT IT BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING DRASTIC LIKE THAT AGAIN
spigot: CAN DO!
spigot: VWOOP VWOOP (TARDIS NOISES) |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dr-who #drunk-deuce #john-le-carre #license-plate #repetition #tardis #tinker-tailor-soldier-spy #uncategorized-background |
|
8,003 | 2/15/2021 | w or q deuce: ARE YOU W OR Q
pants: Q
deuce: I SEE
pants: FFF
deuce: DO YOU WANT TO Q MY A
pants: WHAT ABOUTYOUR E
deuce: IT'S X |
deuce pants |
#drunk-deuce #feet-above-floor #quality-assurance #sfw #sundae #sunday #woodring-den-background |
|
9,105 | 2/21/2024 | w-wait spigot: EXCITED FOR MORE TRUE DETECTIVE: SNOOZE COUNTRY FEATURING MUSIC BY DOG SHIT
pants: W-WAIT WHERE'S TONY AND SIL AND CHRISTOPHER
deuce: A-A-AND CARMELLA??? |
#deuce-pants-spigot #dogshit #huffy-pants #mountain-background #television #the-sopranos #true-detective |
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236 | 5/29/1999 | W.W. III spigot: STEPHEN KING'S THE POKING
deuce: IT'S SHOWTIME AT MY BALLS
pants: ANOTHER BAD EXPERIENCE WITH A TONGUE DEPRESSOR
spigot: I'M A FOOL FOR LOVE
bung: LIFT YOUR FUCKING FEET WHEN YOU WALK OTHERWISE W.W.III
spigot: AND MUFFINS WITH ICING
|
bung deuce pants spigot |
#bung-deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #muffins #stephen-king #tongue #woodring-stairs-background #ww3 |
|
6,254 | 3/28/2016 | wacky doo-high |
deuce net pants |
#deuce-net-pants #hospital-background |
|
87 | 12/17/1998 | wait spigot: I'M GOING TO SMOKE THIS DOPE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
spigot: FIVE HOOKERS?!?!?!?!?!
spigot: BUT BUT
spigot: WAIT
spigot: REMEMBERING
|
spigot |
#amnesia #dope #drugs #marijuana #prostitute #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
4,813 | 2/28/2012 | wait 30 seconds spigot: CLICK HERE TO SKIP THIS AD OR WAIT 30 SECONDS.
spigot: FOLDING MY HANDS RESPECTFULLY SO THE CNET CONTENT PROVIDERS CAN EARN A LIVING
spigot: OTHERWISE IT'S STEALING FOLKS (STEALING) |
spigot |
#advertising #boner #cnet #folks #internet #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
5,403 | 11/6/2013 | wait a minute atandt: BUHHHHHHHH SUCKING
atandt: WAIT A MINUTE
atandt: THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL MOUTH
(atandt): PUT YOUR LOVE IN THE LOVE BOX |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #fighting-irish-pose #mousehole #mouth #talking-heads #whisper #woodring-room-background |
|
5,901 | 3/27/2015 | wait got distracted deuce: HOW MANY COCKS WOULD A WOODCHUCK COCK IF A WOODCOCK COULD COCK COCK
deuce: WAIT GOT DISTRACTED AT THE END THERE WHAT WERE WE COCKING ABOUT |
deuce |
#cock #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #mousehole #strip-drought-2015 #woodring-room-background |
|
2,754 | 5/15/2006 | wait hang on spigot: I'M GOING TO LET MY BRAIN DRIVE MY PC
spigot: WAIT HANG ON EGG MCMUFFINS |
spigot |
#abstract #egg-mcmuffin #mcdonalds #sfw #wide-panel #woodring-room-background |
|
4,713 | 11/14/2011 | wait i got confused spigot: BE GAY WITH ME ABOVE OVER AND ACROSS MY BALLS FACE AND HEAD AND REPEAT MY INSTRUCTIONS BACK TO ME
deuce: T SPIGOT ACROSS AND OVER AND TOWARD AND HONK AND WAIT I GOT CONFUSED LET'S START OVER |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #balls #be-gay-with-me #deja-vu #deuce-spigot #honk #prepositions #woodring-room-background |
|
3,224 | 8/31/2007 | wait no pants: BUSY WITH THE DICK
pants: BUSINESS AS USUAL
pants: BRUSHING MY TEETH WITH DICK
pants: SCRUBBING THE FLOOR WITH DICK
pants: HMM I SHOULD INVADE ITALY
pants: WAIT NO
pants: I'LL JUST SIT HERE ON MY FAT ASS AND SUCK DICK
pants: THAT WOULD BE A MORE SENSIBLE SOLUTION |
pants |
#dicks #italy #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,705 | 4/24/2020 | wait stop spigot: wait stop
spigot: do you mean to say i could beat off to premium content
spigot: for free |
spigot |
#beating-off #black-background #marvel #masturbation #paywall #spigot-solo |
|
8,649 | 11/22/2022 | wait wait pants: WAIT WAIT
pants: WHAT KIND OF PIE |
#apricot-background #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #pie #sfw |
||
314 | 8/13/1999 | Waiting for Godot spigot: FOLKS I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR GODOT FOR A GOOD TEN-FIFTEEN MINUTES |
spigot |
#despair-panel #folks #godot #mountain-background #samuel-beckett #sfw #spigot-solo #waiting-for-godot |
|
7,310 | 3/26/2019 | waiting for lunch pants: burying myself in the sand, waiting for lunch to wander within grabbing distance |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #fatness #high-res #mountain-background #pants-solo #sfw #single-panel #trapdoor-spider |
|
1,583 | 1/29/2003 | waiting outside in the cold deuce: LET ME IN I NEED SOME CHAPS |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #chaps #deuce-solo #mousehole #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
8,744 | 2/25/2023 | waiting to talk pants: T DEUCE WILL SIR BE PAYING $100/MO TO (BROW FURROW) TWEET YOUR SHITS
deuce: I'D PAY $100/MO BUT THAT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT'S ENOUGH
pants: PAPA I NEED FARTS
deuce: I CALL IT THE _FEDIVERSE_ BECAUSE I POUND DOWN COCKS LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW
pants: SAME, SAME
spigot: I TOLD HER THE ONLY FLOPPIES I'LL COPY ARE THESE AND THEN YANKED HER TITS UP AND DOWN |
#aqua-background #coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #deuces-shits #dont-copy-that-floppy #drunk-deuce #farts #fediverse #laughing-deuce #mastodon #no-title-card #tits |
||
4,223 | 6/10/2010 | waka waka waka waka deuce: GALGHALUGHUALGHUAG
deuce: WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA
deuce: DEGENERATING INTO PAC-MAN SOUNDS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #mouse-cursor #pacman #sfw |
|
6,450 | 10/15/2016 | wake up spigot: ARE YOU REALLY ASLEEP
spigot: HIT HIM AGAIN |
spigot |
#ambien #bonequest-hi-fi #sfw #sleep #spigot-shrug #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
1,783 | 8/18/2003 | wake up deuce: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
pants: WAKE UP
deuce: ZZZZZZZZ SNORK ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
pants: WAKE UP AND FACE THE MUSIC
deuce: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
pants: SERIOUSLY I NEED CHANGE FOR THE BUS |
deuce pants |
#bus #bus-fare #change #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #panhandling #sfw #sleeping #stoned #wake-up #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,371 | 4/26/2005 | wake up everybody wake up pants: WAKE UP PEOPLE
pants: MY BALLS ARE GLOWING SOFTLY
deuce: MAKING A MESS |
deuce pants |
#balls #deuce-pants #mess #mousehole #radiation #woodring-room-background |
|
5,417 | 11/23/2013 | wake up freaks spigot: PUT ON A SANTA SUIT AND CLOMP AROUND THE HOUSE
spigot: CLOMP BONK DONK
spigot: JINGLE BALLS / JINGLE BALLS
spigot: WAKE UP FREAKS
spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP
spigot: CHRIST BALONEY AGAIN
spigot: MY ORDER WITH AMAZON.COM HAS BEEN PROCESSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: T PANTS MY ORDER WITH AMAZON.COM HAS BEEN PROCESSED |
spigot |
#amazon #baloney #christmas #christmas-carol #freaks #jingle-balls #physical-comedy #santa #singing #spigot-solo |
|
8,372 | 2/18/2022 | wake up you're dreaming deuce: OKAY OKAY I'M UP I'M UP
pants: YOU'RE STILL DREAMING
deuce: I DREAMT OF A NEW BONEQUEST HI-FI!!!11
pants: AND YOU WERE REWARDED IN REALITY
pants: NOW DREAM ME $10000 FOR COKE AND HOOKERS
pants: J/K MORE LIKE $8 FOR COFFEE AND A KOUIGN AMANN
deuce: CAN'T YOU USE REAL WORDS
pants: :NOTES: I SURE DO LOVE / TO SUCK DICK
spigot: SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL LITERALLY PACKED WITH RAISINS PRUNES WALNUTS AND PECANS
deuce: THE REQUEST STANDS
spigot: D'OUGH
deuce: IT'S BRETON FOR "BUTTER CAKE" AND THE _NEW YORK TIMES_ DESCRIBED IT AS "THE FATTEST PASTRY IN ALL OF EUROPE" |
#bong #brown-background #coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #dream #drunk-deuce #fatness #food #funloving-nonsense #hot-dog #kouign-amann #nonstandard-title-panel #singing #spam #weird-pants-face |
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2,815 | 7/15/2006 | waking up is hard to do spigot: WHAT
spigot: WHO
spigot: BONERS |
spigot |
#boners #honk #sleep #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
8,045 | 3/29/2021 | walk it off deuce: NOBODY LOVES ME
pants: WALK IT OFF |
deuce pants |
#depression #deuce-pants #exercise #sfw #single-panel #somber-deuce #woodring-room-background |
|
3,449 | 4/12/2008 | walk up and honk deuce: HONK ON YOU
pants: I SERIOUSLY DO NOT RECOMMEND THAT YOU JUST WALK UP AND HONK ALL O--
pants: HALHGLUAHGLUAH GLUAHGLUAG OKAY NEVERMIND |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking-noises #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #honk #sfw #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
|
4,129 | 3/3/2010 | walkabout pants: THE WHOLE POINT OF TYING THE KANGAROO DOWN WAS SO WE COULD FUCK IT
pants: WORST WALKABOUT EVER
deuce: WHY WAS THIS NOT MADE CLEARER BEFORE WE STARTED THIS EXPEDITION
deuce: DON'T TOUCH ME LIKE THAT |
deuce pants |
#bestiality #deuce-pants #fun-with-wildlife #null #rolf-harris #walkabout #woodring-field-background #zoophilia |
|
1,912 | 12/28/2003 | walking talking fudge brownie spigot: I'M A WALKING TALKING FUDGE BROWNIE
spigot: HEY EVERYONE I'M RICH AND DELICIOUS
spigot: I'M A CORNER PIECE |
spigot |
#brownies #fatness #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,936 | 8/12/2009 | walking, talking spigot: THINK OF ME AS A WALKING, TALKING BONER
deuce: CLOP CLOP CLOP YAPPITY YAP YAP SQUIRT |
deuce spigot |
#boner #deuce-spigot #squirt #urinal-background |
|
3,838 | 5/6/2009 | walnuts and fudge spigot: HORRIBLE HORRIBLE WALNUTS AND PECANS IN MY FUDGE |
spigot |
#allergies #brownies #deja-vu #fudge #mouse-cursor #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
5,816 | 1/1/2015 | walnuts and pecans deuce: IN / THE / BUTT
spigot: NO
deuce: IN / THE / BUTT
spigot: SHH
spigot: HORRIBLE HORRIBLE WALNUTS AND PECANS IN MY FUDGE |
deuce spigot |
#butt #deja-vu #deuce-spigot #fudge #nuts-of-spigot #pecans #singing #urinal-background #walnuts |
|
5,419 | 11/27/2013 | wandering through the gay district pretending to be drunk spigot: T DEUCE TELL PANTS I NEED MY CYNDI LAUPER TAPE BACK ALREADY
pants: T DEUCE SINCE SPIGOT AND I AREN'T SPEAKING TO EACH OTHER PLEASE TELL HIM THAT UNLESS I GET MY ACTIVISION CARTRIDGES AND CAT BACK, HE'S NEVER GOING TO GET HIS TAPE
pants: T DEUCE ALSO TELL HIM THAT I'M DYING OF CANCER
spigot: T DEUCE THE ONLY REASON HE'S MOVING OUT IS BECAUSE I FOUND HIS GAY TAPES
pants: T DEUCE TELL SPIGOT THAT HE'S ONLY EMBARRASSING HIMSELF WITH HIS BEHAVIOR
spigot: LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW EMBARRASSING YOU LOOK IN MY SHIRTS AND PANTS WANDERING THROUGH THE GAY DISTRICT PRETENDING TO BE DRUNK
pants: T SPIGOT I AM NOT SPEAKING TO YOU AFTER THE "LET THE HOMELESS LIVE IN THAT ROOM OFF THE LIVING ROOM BECAUSE THEY LOOK SAD AND COLD" INCIDENT
spigot: I DIDN'T SAY "COLD" I SAID "POTENTIALLY WILLING TO BE GAY IN FRONT OF THE QUICKTAKE"
pants: I CAN'T HEAR YOU UNLESS YOU KNOCK
spigot: KNOCK KNOCK
pants: FUCK YOU
spigot: NO FUCK YOU
pants: OW
spigot: GET OFF
pants: QUIT PULLING MY HAIR
spigot: NO BITING |
pants spigot |
#cancer #cat #cyndi-lauper #homeless #huffy-pants #knock-knock #mountain-background #overlong #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #video-games #violence |
|
8,356 | 2/2/2022 | wang chung deuce: ALSO CAN EVERYONE PLEASE *NOT* WANG CHUNG TONIGHT BECAUSE IT'S STARTING TO MAKE A BIT OF A MESS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #sfw #single-panel #wang-chung #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,073 | 9/8/2001 | wang incident(s) deuce: CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THE WANG INCIDENT (I MEAN IT'S TIME WE FINALLY FACED IT)
pants: I AM NOT READY YET
deuce: LIVE IN THE NOW |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #wang #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,988 | 3/12/2004 | wangly spigot: I DON'T EVEN THINK "WANGLY" IS A WORD BUT CLEARLY MY CARDKEY IS BROKEN
spigot: MAYBE MY ATM CARD
spigot: MAYBE MY LIBRARY CARD
spigot: MAYBE MY STARBUCKS CARD
spigot: I APPEAR TO BE FIRED
spigot: THE WRAPPER SAID THERE WOULD BE CHOCOLATE CHIPS
spigot: BUT INSTEAD IN ONE THERE WERE RAISINS
spigot: ALSO I CANNOT TELL IF THAT IS AN ALMOND |
spigot |
#almond #atm-card #baked-goods #baked-treats #baking #cardkey #chocolate-chips #comprehensively-tagged #confusion #cookies #employment #fired #library-card #magnetic-cards #mousehole #muffins #raisin #scones #spigot-solo #spigot-walks #starbucks #truth-in-advertising #wang #wangly #woodring-room-background #wrappers |
|
1,092 | 9/27/2001 | wangs spigot: T PANTS NBC SHOULD CALL THE SHOW "WANGS" AND IT SHOULD HAVE MORE DICKS IN IT
pants: WE'LL START A LETTER-WRITING CAMPAIGN |
pants spigot |
#minecraft-background |
|
7,253 | 1/29/2019 | wank it now spigot: what part of wank it **now** do you just not understand
pants: how ya doin there skip
deuce: I'll wank it when I'm damn good and ready
deuce: okay I'm ready |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #masturbation #mountain-background |
|
8,094 | 5/17/2021 | wankruptcy spigot: CLOSING THE DOOR AND DECLARING WANKRUPTCY
spigot: (FAPTER 11) |
spigot |
#accounting #banking #filler-panel #masturbation #pun #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background #wordplay |
|
7,996 | 2/8/2021 | wanna spigot: WANNA FEEL OLD:1998 WAS 3 YEARS AGO |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants-spigot #math #sfw #single-panel #somber-deuce #woodring-room-background |
|
23 | 9/14/1998 | wanna pounda dope spigot: HE'S ALL "WANNA POUNDA DOPE"
spigot: AND I SAY YES SIR
spigot: AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW HE'S REALLY POUNDING IT INTO MY FACE!!!!!!
spigot: THEN I REALIZE I AM THE DOPE |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #deja-vu #filler-panel #marijuana #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background #woodring-room-background |
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4,227 | 6/14/2010 | want to kiss deuce: WANT TO KISS
pants: YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
deuce: MAYBE |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #angry-panel #be-gay-with-me #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #kiss #punctuation #sfw #urinal-background |
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3,253 | 9/29/2007 | want, get pants: THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT
pants: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
pants: WANT, GET |
pants |
#funloving-nonsense #pants-solo #public-image-ltd #title-mismatch #woodring-stairs-background |
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266 | 6/27/1999 | WAR deuce: B-2 STEALTH BOMBERS MAKE COMBAT DEBUT ?? I HOPE NOT AS WHAT THEY WERE ORIGINALLY DESIGNED FOR
spigot: THESE BOMBS ARE DROPPING COURTESY OF TACO BELL AND PEPSI !!!!!!!!!
spigot: YO QUIERO TACO BELL !!!!!!!! BOOM SMASH BURN
deuce: OPERATION ALLIED FORCE ?!?!?!? CAN'T WE COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT
spigot: HOWDY FROM AMERICA
spigot: GOT MILK?!?!?!!?!?!? CRASH SMASH EXPLODE
spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO SEE OPERATION BOMB ALL OTHER NATIONS
deuce: T SPIGOT "EXPLODE" IS NOT VERY ONOMATOPOETIC
: Originally published February 30, 1999
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deuce spigot |
#bomb #bombings #caption #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #grammar #military #nonexistent-date #onomatopoeia #originally-published #pepsi #sfw #taco-bell #violence #war #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,183 | 4/29/2010 | war spigot: I GUESS WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN TWO DONGS GO TO WAR
deuce: TWO LESS DONGS IN THIS WORLD |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dongs #frankie-goes-to-hollywood #war #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,241 | 1/17/2019 | warm effigy: mmm piss
pants: warm |
effigy pants |
#effigy #effigy-pants #piss #single-panel #urinal-background |
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4,291 | 8/17/2010 | warm cups spigot: WASHING IT DOWN WITH WARM CUPS OF JIZZ JUICE AND A SNICKERS |
spigot |
#birthday-strip #jizz #snickers #urinal-background |
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5,615 | 6/14/2014 | warm greetings deuce: HI SPIGOT
spigot: {{{{{{{{{{{{ HI }}}}}}}}}}}} |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #green-background #troll-blowing |
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4,773 | 1/16/2012 | warm up spigot: AND A ONE AND A TWO AND A
spigot: BA-GURRRRRRK |
spigot |
#grey-background #sfw #spigot-solo |
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632 | 6/18/2000 | warming up pants: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
pants: RRRRRRRRRRRR
pants: WWWWWWWWWWWW
pants: LLLLLLLLLLLL
pants: #############
pants: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
pants: TLKGJFLDKJLKFJG
pants: KEYBOARD WORKS |
pants |
#keyboard-testing #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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8,729 | 2/10/2023 | warning deuce: ANY ONE URINATING IN THIS AREA WILL BE DISCHARGED
effigy: TURN YOUR KEY, SIR |
#deuce-effigy #red-background #urine #wargames |
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332 | 8/30/1999 | warning pants: WARNING ON LIGHTER: KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN
pants: HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO GET HIGH
pants: I WILL HOLD THE LIGHTER FOR THEM
pants: GROW UP AND PUT THE BONG IN YOUR MOUTH YOU GODDAMN BABY
spigot: I'LL REALLY GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO SMOKE DOPE ABOUT
|
pants spigot |
#bong #child-abuse #japan #lighter #pants-spigot #warning #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,603 | 7/19/2011 | warning pants: HOLD IT
pants: HOLD IT
pants: HOLD IT
pants: HOLD IT
pants: YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE |
pants |
#abstract #microsoft-chat #pants-solo #sfw |
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6,294 | 5/8/2016 | warning pull up pants: T DEUCE MY BONER CRASHED INTO THE SEA
pants: T DEUCE IT JUST FELL OUT OF THE SKY |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #miscredited-character #ntsb #uncredited-chatacter #urinal-background |
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6,393 | 8/16/2016 | warning sign pants: THIS STALL IS HAUNTED AS FUCK |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #haunted #pants-solo #stall #woodring-room-background |
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6,376 | 7/30/2016 | warning zero atmospheric pressure spigot: I'VE GOT STREPTOCOCUS DISEASE AND E.COLI SO PLEASE LET ME SUCK SOME DICKS
spigot: MY MOUTH HURTS
spigot: STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS PEOPLE
pants: LET IT FLOW
deuce: WARNING ZERO ATMOSPHERIC PRESSURE |
deuce pants spigot |
#atmosphere #deuce-pants-spigot #dicksucking #disease #drunk-deuce #e-coli #orange-background #pathogens #stream-of-consciousness #streptococcus #typo #weird-pants-face |
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6,704 | 7/16/2017 | warning/hard enough pants: HEY DOES THIS LOOK HARD ENOUGH (FOR MY PLAYGIRL CENTERFOLD)
spigot: [WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR UNIVERSAL AND ILLUMINATION ENTERTAINMENT'S DESPICABLE ME 3.] |
pants spigot |
#despicable-me #movies #pants-spigot #single-panel #spoilers #woodring-field-background |
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8,819 | 5/11/2023 | warp speed, sir? spigot: ONSCREEN
pants: IT'S A BBC CAPTAIN
spigot: OFFSCREEN |
#bbc #coy-pants #mars-background #pants-spigot #sfw #star-trek |
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9,008 | 11/16/2023 | wartorn, dragtired pants: A COCKSUCKER'S LAMENT
deuce: WOE IS MY BALLS
pants: FOR THEY ARE TIRED AND TORN APART BY WAR (WARTORN)
deuce: AND TIRED FROM DRAGGING (DRAGTIRED) |
#cocksucker #coy-pants #deuce-pants #gunmetal-background #neologisms #no-title-card #nuts-of-deuce #nuts-of-pants #sad-deuce #somber-deuce #war |
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3,939 | 8/15/2009 | was re: spigot: THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT
spigot: RE: MORE BONERS |
spigot |
#email #spigot-solo #urinal-background #was-re |
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3,725 | 1/13/2009 | was re: get the fuck out spigot: SUBJECT: WE'RE LETTING YOU GO
spigot: SUBJECT: YOU'RE FIRED
spigot: SUBJECT: SERIOUSLY, GET OUT |
spigot |
#email #fired #spigot-solo #was-re #woodring-field-background |
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2,445 | 7/9/2005 | was re: what we agreed upon earlier in the day spigot: SUPER DUPER
spigot: DUM DEE DOO LICKING IT
spigot: RE: OUR ARRANGEMENT |
spigot |
#email #puttin-on-the-ritz #space-jew #spigot-solo #was-re #woodring-stairs-background |
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171 | 3/29/1999 | was that out loud deuce: WELL NOW THAT I HAVE SOME TIME TO MYSELF I THINK IT'S TIME TO THINK ABOUT REDECORATING
deuce: I MEAN I COULD PUT UP SOME PINK FLANNEL UP ON THAT WALL
deuce: AND SOME PINK TRIANGLE POSTERS OVER THERE
deuce: AND A FEW TUBS OF K-Y JELLY AND A BIG BLACK DILDO ON THAT COUNTER
deuce: AND EVERYTHING WOULD LOOK SPIFFY
deuce: I'LL BE THE ENVY OF ALL THOSE MEANIES AT THE KNITTING CLUB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: OH
deuce: WAS THAT OUT LOUD
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deuce |
#deuce-solo #dildo #drunk-deuce #interior-decorating #knitting #mountain-background #pink-triangle |
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6,555 | 2/9/2017 | was that really it spigot: HEY GUESS WHAT
deuce: WHAT'S UP
spigot: JUST THAT I LIKE COCKS
deuce: WAS THAT REALLY IT
spigot: AND I'M FAT |
deuce spigot |
#cocks #deuce-spigot #fat #somber-deuce #white-background |
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2,090 | 6/23/2004 | was that you deuce: I MUST MASTURBATE THREE TIMES DAILY (DOCTOR'S ORDERS)
pants: WAS THAT YOU OUTSIDE MY WINDOW(S) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #doctors-orders #masturbation #thrice-daily #voyeurism #white-background |
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6,915 | 2/18/2018 | wasd spigot: USE WASD TO PUT THE FRIES IN SPIGOT'S MOUTH
spigot: YOU'RE JUST TYPING SAD DAD WADS OVER AND OVER |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #dad #fatness #frog #gaming #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background #wasd |
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6,088 | 9/30/2015 | wasd pants: USE ARROW KEYS OR WASD TO LICK DICK. PRESS SPACE TO LICK DICK. PRESS SHIFT-F4 TO LICK DICK.
deuce: CTRL-F4 TO WIN
pants: NO THAT JUST LICKS DICK
pants: ALSO FOUND A BUG: WHEN I PRESS CTRL-F4 THE WORDS "YOU WIN" APPEAR ON THE SCREEN AND THE ANIMATION/MUSIC STOPS |
deuce pants |
#bug-report #coy-pants #deuce-pants #dicklicking #dongs #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #urinal-background #wasd |
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9,277 | 8/11/2024 | washing the zucchini spigot: WHAT IF YOU HOLD THE ZUCCHINI OVER THE SINK AND I JUST NOPE WORSE
deuce: THE CHURCH OF JOE'S DICK
pants: (SUGAR RAY VOICE) EVERY MORNING |
#bonequest-7335 #church #deuce-pants-spigot #dick #drunk-deuce #funloving-nonsense #gunmetal-background #joes-dick #single-panel #sugar-ray #zucchini |
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4,991 | 9/2/2012 | wasn't me deuce: THAT WASN'T ME
deuce: THAT WAS THAT OTHER DEUCE
deuce: BABHALBHLBHLBHALHB |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #green-background #sfw |
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1,187 | 12/31/2001 | wasn't sleeping deuce: ANYWAY GETTING BACK TO MY PORN
spigot: THAT REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
spigot: HURF DUH I'M AWAKE ZZZZZZ
deuce: YOU ARE ALWAYS SO MEAN TO ME WHEN ALL I WANT TO DO IS LOVE YOU AND MAKE YOU HAPPY
spigot: ZZZZZZ WASN'T SLEEPING |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-spigot #porn #woodring-field-background |
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7,661 | 3/11/2020 | wasting both of our time pants: stand on my chest as i drown in a puddle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: finding a way to turn your head while I stand here so you at least aspirate some water in the puddle rather than wasting both of our time
pants: pfptfptpfptpft why am i not going into shock blbahblbhlabbllbbl
deuce: this is mostly just inconvenient rather than dangerous: that's what happens when you pay someone incompetent to drown you
pants: maybe try choking me |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-fm #choking #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drowning #drunk-deuce #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,911 | 10/18/2006 | watch him jack off pants: WATCH ME JACK OFF
pants: YOU CAN'T NOT WATCH
pants: IT WOULD BE LIKE STEALING |
pants |
#admit-nothing #demand-proof #deny-everything #pants-solo |
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3,054 | 3/14/2007 | watch him poo pants: WATCH ME POO
dick: LEAVE IT IN A CURLY PILE ON THE FLOOR AND RUB IT ON YOUR FACE LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE
deuce: A COIL LIKE QUETZALCOATL ONLY IT'S REAL POO AND IT ISN'T GOD-LIKE AT ALL
pants: STILL: BOWING DOWN
deuce: IT'S THE WISE THING TO DO (DESCARTES SAYS SO)
pants: I'LL BOW TO HIM TOO IN A MINUTE (STILL WORKING ON THE FIRST ONE) |
deuce dick pants |
#badly-pasted-title #descartes #deuce-dick-pants #eye-injury #huffy-pants #photo-background #poo #purple-x #quetzalcoatl #spam #title-mismatch |
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8,583 | 9/17/2022 | watch me pants: WATCH ME SUCK THIS DICK
deuce: THAT'S A RUBIK'S CUBE |
#dick #gay #mcdonalds-background #puzzle #rubiks-cube #sucking |
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386 | 10/21/1999 | watch me jerk off deuce: WHO WANTS TO WATCH ME JERK OFF TO FINAL FANTASY VII ??!??!?!??!?
spigot: OR ME TO JUST REGULAR VI |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #editor #final-fantasy #jerking-off #plant #text-editor #unix #vi #woodring-field-background |
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6,908 | 2/11/2018 | watch me plump spigot: STUFFING
pants: WATCH ME PLUMP WHILE I COOK
pants: SERIOUSLY YOU'RE NOT LOOKING CLOSELY ENOUGH |
pants spigot |
#ball-park-hot-dogs #fatness #food #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #plump #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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5,953 | 5/18/2015 | watch me war pants: I'M A WAR CORRESPONDENT
pants: WATCH ME WAR
pants: GRRRRR THIS IS MY WAR EXPRESSION
deuce: THAT IS WARRY
deuce: CAN YOU SHOW ME A CEASEFIRE
pants: I CAN DIG IT BABY
deuce: I DON'T SEE ANY DIFFERENCE
pants: WELL THEN I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN (FOLDS ARMS) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #huffy-pants #infocom #sfw #text-adventure #troll-blowing #war #war-correspondent #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background #zork |
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1,892 | 12/8/2003 | watch out for icebergs jean-charles spigot: I'M TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL
atandt: T SPIGOT YEA BROTHER
spigot: T ATANDT BUT NOT FOR COCK
atandt: OK I'M GOING TO THE MALL ANYONE WANT A HOT DOG ON A STICK (NOT GAY) |
atandt spigot |
#hot-dog #hot-dog-on-a-stick #jean-charles #mall #not-gay #woodring-field-background |
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32 | 9/24/1998 | watch the profanity pants: IN TEN HOURS I WILL BE THE OWNER OF A PAC MAN COFFEE MUG
deuce: I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
pants: WATCH THE PROFANITY I AM AN OP
: PANTS TRIED TO BOOT DEUCE (WHAT A PRICK)
pants: OKAY NEVERMIND |
#deuce-pants #ebay #huffy-pants #irc #mug #no-greytext #pac-man #watch-the-profanity #woodring-room-background |
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2,460 | 7/24/2005 | watch the road pants: JUST WATCH THE ROAD
pants: HUFF THIS
deuce: THINK YOU'RE ALL THAT HUH
deuce: WELL I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU AREN'T BY LICKING YOUR BALLS
pants: OKAY NOW HUFF THIS |
deuce pants |
#all-that #deuce-pants #drugs #huffing #licking #mountain-background #road #solvents #substance-abuse |
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8,597 | 10/1/2022 | watch till end pants: WATCH TILL END
pants: HALGHAULGH
pants: LAGHLAGHULAG
pants: GAHULGHALGHLAG
pants: AHAGLAHGLHALG
pants: GHULAUHLGAG
pants: HGLUAHGLAGLG
pants: AO*YGALGBHLAGHL
pants: I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE A PANCAKES REWARD PROGRAM |
#bait-and-switch #cocksucking #cocksucking-noises #dicklicking #huffy-pants #pancakes #pants-spigot #woodring-den-background |
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2,449 | 7/13/2005 | watch what you say pants: MY LITTLE T-REX ARMS ARE FLAILING
deuce: MY VESTIGIAL LIMBS ARE BEATING VIGOROUSLY IN A FRAIL ATTEMPT TO ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING BUT ULTIMATELY I AM DESTINED TO FAIL
pants: NATURE'S GREATEST GIFT: MY AMAZING MOUTH
deuce: EVOLUTION HAS SPECIFICALLY SELECTED ME FOR EXTINCTION
pants: I'M ALL "THE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL MUTANTS SOUNDS TOTALLY GAY TO ME" AND HE GOT REALLY MAD AND FLOATED OUT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dinosaurs #magneto #mouth-of-pants #mutant-registration #red-background #x-men |