spigot: I AM TRULY UNDER THE SEA spigot: SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK spigot: WELL HERE COMES THE UNDERWATER DESSERT CART RIGHT NOW spigot: THESE PASTRIES AND PIES ARE SOAKING WET BUT WHO CARES spigot: HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH LEMON HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH APRICOT spigot: NEXT TIME I'LL BE AN ASTRONAUT SO I CAN SAMPLE THE DELICIOUS SPACE CAKES spigot: GLUB spigot: GLUB

pants: MERRY XMAS ???? GROSS !!!!!!!! ALL OVER THE CARPET AND MY SHOES pants: I TOLD YOU I WAS HARDCORE (ACTUALLY SOFTCORE, NO PENETRATION OCCURS) atandt: FANCY THAT pants: TONIGHT'S MENU: CHOCOLATE MILK AND BONGHITS

pants: GO GO GO pants: STORM THE FRONT pants: FIRE IN THE HOLE pants: STICK TOGETHER TEAM pants: TAKING FIRE NEED ASSISTANCE pants: GET OUTTA THERE SHE'S GONNA BLOW pants: TERRORISTS WIN pants: DOES THIS COUNT TOWARDS COMMUNITY SERVICE

spigot: CAUSE IF YOU LICK MY DICK spigot: MY ACHEY BREAKY DICK spigot: HELLO

atandt: HERE'S THE PITCH: atandt: THE MOVIE TAKES PLACE UP MY ASS atandt: WITH FLASHBACKS TO MY COCK AND BALLS

spigot: THINKING HOW PLEASANT IT WOULD BE THROW A BIG AUSTIN INDIAN BLANKET OVER HER, ROLL HER UP INTO A VAN, GO FOR A DRIVE, DUMP HER INTO A PRE-MADE HOLE pants: IN THE FILM VERSION THE AUDIENCE THINKS I'M RACING TO TEXAS TO STOP YOU BUT AFTER A SERIES OF FLASHBACKS IT BECOMES CLEAR I'M GOING THERE TO HELP YOU :Microsoft Chat [X] : /!\ The user pants is not connected. : [ OK ]

deuce: THERE'S NO SUCH THING / AS A DICKLICKER TREE deuce: WHAT'S A JOKE ON YOU / IS A JOKE ON ME pants: GIRLS pants: ON pants: FILM

spigot: IF YOU SEE A PENIS IN ACT ONE spigot: THERE BETTER BE A PENIS IN ACTS 2 AND 3 spigot: AND I WANT EXTRA PENISES AFTER THE CREDITS spigot: ACTUALLY WHY ARE WE BOTHERING WITH THE WHOLE PRODUCTION

spigot: FLYING AND SOARING AND JERKING THE JOYSTICK AND HITTING MY HEAD AND FACE

spigot: OUR CAMERAS ARE PERMANENTLY AIMED DOWN AT THE FLOOR FOR MAXIMUM SHOE AND FOOT-FOCUSED WHATNOT spigot: ALSO ALL THE LADIES HAVE DICKS AND WE ARE LETTING ASIAN PEOPLE DO PORN NOW spigot: OH . . . . . . AND _ONE MORE THING!!!!!!!!!!!_ IF THE MARKET DOES NOT RESPOND WE ARE ALSO AGGRESIVELY PUSHING JERKOFF INSTRUCTION AND JERKOFF ENCOURAGEMENT deuce: BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS THAT

pants: J/O bung: I LIKE THE SMURFS bung: WHICH SMURF DO YOU LIKE? pants: J/O bung: I DON'T KNOW J/O SMURF. WHAT DOES HE DO? pants: J/O

atandt: THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY JERK SYSTEM atandt: THE JERK YOU'VE JUST HEARD WAS A TEST atandt: IF THIS WAS AN ACTUAL JERK atandt: YOU'D BE ALL STICKY

pants: JESUS THE GAYNESS IS OVERWELMING deuce: YOU WILL HAVE TO LEARN TO CONTROL IT OR YOU WILL NEVER SURVIVE IN THE WILD

: The one on the left is a famous, international playboy with a huge package. The one on the right will bite and clamp. Do not handle either one without tongs. deuce: HOLD ME pants: I CANNOT GET A GOOD GRIP (YOU ARE COVERED IN GREASE) deuce: HIP DEEP IN FILTH pants: YET WILLING TO CONTINUE

pants: VISIT MY TAINT deuce: YAY pants: BRING BACK SOME PINEAPPLE pants: HEY LET'S PLAY JESUS BALL deuce: HOW DO YOU PLAY

pants: GRABAPPLES pants: YAMSTANDS pants: TRANNIEFACTOR pants: UNNOMENCLATURE pants: JESUS CHRIST MARIE THEY'RE COCKS (IN YOUR FACE)

spigot: FOLKS WE'LL NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER FUCKING FIGURE OUT WHAT SPACE AND THE UNIVERSE IS FOR SO LET'S LINE UP FOR BURGERS AND PORN AND DOPE AND BLOWJOBS!!!!!!! deuce: IN THAT ORDER??/ spigot: YOU'LL NOTICE CHRIST NEVER APPEARS IN THE ASTRONOMY PICTURE OF THE DAY spigot: MAYBE YOU CAN ONLY SEE JESUS BY DRINKING OR ROBBING A CHECK CASHING STORE

atandt: T DEUCE LOVE

atandt: THAT'S RIGHT atandt: SON OF GOD, LORD AND SAVIOR atandt: THROWING THE MONEYLENDERS OUT OF THE BATHROOM STALLS atandt: THEN SNEAKING THEM BACK IN LATER FOR SOME WELL-DESERVED R&R atandt: (I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT THAT STANDS FOR) atandt: ANYHOO IF YOU NEED ME I'LL BE A CAVE UNTIL EASTER atandt: ACTUALLY A LOVELY LITTLE CAFE ON THE WEST SIDE atandt: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

spigot: OOF OW WHAT THE spigot: JESUS GOD UNDER MY DESK spigot: SON OF WHAT

pants: I HAVE A COMPLAINT atandt: FOR THE LOVE OF pants: I WANT A NEW CHAIR atandt: WHAT THE pants: CAN WE JUST BE GAY THEN atandt: HOW IN THE HELL

deuce: JESUS KNOWS I'M A DICKLICKER atandt: JESUS KNOWS EVERYTHING atandt: ESPECIALLY THE DICKLICKING PART deuce: WELL IN THIS CASE HE KNOWS BECAUSE I TRIED TO LICK HIS DICK BUT YEAH

deuce: JESUS LOVES ME deuce: THIS I KNOW deuce: FOR THE LHULHLHULHLUHLUHULHLHULHULUHULULHULHULHULHULHULHULHULHU deuce: HULHULHULHULLHU EPILEPSY deuce: I AM CURSED FROM HEAVEN deuce: STONE ME deuce: STONE ME I SAY deuce: BONK HONK deuce: HELLO IS THIS THING ON deuce: ACADEMY FUCKING AWARD MATERIAL GOING ON HERE PEOPLE deuce: MOM

pants: JEWEL WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO WILL SAVE MY SOUL (HELP ME OUT HERE) spigot: WHO WILL FILL HER FACE WITH SPURT I THINK IS WHAT SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT pants: NOW THAT YOU MENTION I THINK THAT IS WHAT SHE'S TELLING ME AFTER ALL pants: EXCUSE ME pants: (STARTS TO MASTURBATE) spigot: I WILL WAIT IN THE CAR pants: UNGH UFF UHHH pants: THAT WOULD BE BEST (CONTINUES) spigot: MAY I PLEASE HAVE THE KEYS (KFOG, LIVE 105)

spigot: LORD GOD YOU'RE BANGING MY YARMULKED HEAD AGAINST THE INCINERATOR deuce: YOUR WHAT HEAD spigot: JEWISH CAP deuce: IT'S CALLED A "BEANIE"

dick: #30 TURKEY BACON CLUB !!!!! deuce: #8 TURKEY ROAST BEEF AND CHEESE dick: NO #30 TURKEY BACON CLUB (I INSIST) deuce: #8 TURKEY ROAST BEEF AND CHEESE deuce: I SEE WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A WAR ON THIS

pants: JIMMY CRACK CORN AND I SUCK DICK atandt: T PANTS PLZ NOTE THAT 'A.B.DICK' COMPANY INVENTED 'MIMEOGRAPH' pants: JIMMY CRACK CORN AND I SUCK DICK atandt: T PANTS THEREBY PAVING THE WAY TO MASS MARKET PORNOGRAPHY

atandt: DUBLIN atandt: BERKELEY atandt: SAN LORENZO atandt: CUPERTINO atandt: SAN JOSE

spigot: SOUP OR NUTS, THEY'RE BOTH PAINFUL spigot: WE'VE GOT WHAT YOU NEED AT QUEER LAND spigot: QUEER UNTIL 2041

deuce: DO NOT OPEN TILL XMAS pants: CAN'T HELP MYSELF pants: URF HUFF TUGGING ON THE BOW pants: ALMOST OPEN ... pants: HOLY GOD pants: A BIG FAT COCK LEAPED OUT OF THE BOX AND INTO MY MOUTH pants: THIS IS JUST WHAT I WANTED pants: NOW IF ONLY YOU'D STRANGLE ME WITH THE CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTS deuce: 10-4

pants: t deuce could you remove your gold bracelets when you beat off all i hear is jingle jangle jingle jangle deuce: unf unf unf nope unf unf unf

spigot: APPEARS IN A POOFY CLOUD OF GAY FATNESS spigot: JIZZ ME UP PEOPLE

spigot: TAKE THE JIZZ QUIZ PEOPLE spigot: [A] NOT ENOUGH JIZZ spigot: [B] JUST ENOUGH JIZZ spigot: [C] WAY TOO MUCH JIZZ spigot: [D] SERIOUSLY ENOUGH WITH THE JIZZ

spigot: IMAGINING A GLOSS-FINISH ADULT VIDEO BOX COVER ADORNED WITH CLIP ART OF JIZZ SPLOPS AND VIDCAPS BUT THE TITLE IN NEON PINK IS SOMETHING LIKE IT'S OKAY WE CAN TRY AGAIN IN A FEW MINUTES spigot: THIS NEVER HAPPENS spigot: CAN I HAVE A GLASS OF WATER

pants: JIZZY JIM WE HARDLY KNEW YE (SERIOUSLY WE KNEW ALMOST NOTHING ABOUT THE MAN OTHER THAN HIS NAME AND HIS HOBBY) deuce: WE EXPLORED HIS ESTABLISHMENT AND IT WAS EMPTY pants: DID HE OWN THE BUILDING OR DID HE RENT pants: WHAT EXACTLY GOES ON IN THERE (WE CAN TAKE EDUCATED GUESSES BUT WE'LL NEVER KNOW FOR SURE)

spigot: GRACE MY FACE WITH JIZZY LACE spigot: I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME

atandt: HELLO ozone: HEY atandt: I'M HERE ABOUT THE JOB deuce: THE POSITION IS TAKEN ozone: YOU MEAN THE BLOW JOB? atandt: I WILL BE GOING

spigot: CONCERNED ABOUT THE GAS STATION OFFERING CASSETTES ENTITLED JOCK JAMS pants: WHICH GAS STATION pants: I MEAN THAT'S HORRIBLE

deuce: WHO WANTS TO WATCH THE POSTMAN WITH ME !!!! deuce: (NOTE THE EXCLAMATION MARKS INDICATE AN IMPERATIVE NOT AN INTERROGATIVE BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT YOUR ANSWER WOULD BE) deuce: I USED THE SUBJUNCTIVE IN THAT SENTENCE

deuce: T PANTS IN THE TAQUERIA WHERE I GOT THIS DELICIOUS BURRITO JOHN CARTER OF MARS WAS PLAYING ON THE TV (DUBBED IN SPANISH) pants: TOILET WAS APPROVED AS PART OF UNICODE 6.0 IN 2010 AND ADDED TO EMOJI 1.0 IN 2015. deuce: WHAT ABOUT A FUCKING DUCK pants: DUCK WAS APPROVED AS PART OF UNICODE 9.0 IN 2016 AND ADDED TO EMOJI 3.0 IN 2016.

deuce: T PANTS IN THE TAQUERIA WHERE I GOT THIS DELICIOUS BURRITO JOHN CARTER OF MARS WAS PLAYING ON THE TV (DUBBED IN SPANISH)

deuce: ASTRONAUTWEINERSIZES.INFO pants: <A HREF="HORSECOCK">JOHN GLENN</A> deuce: <SPAN CLASS="BEDWETTER">ALAN SHEPARD</SPAN>

spigot: *IT'S* A LIE spigot: NOTE HOW THE ICE CREAM SANDWICH WHEN VIEWED TOP-DOWN IS A MOON, BUT FROM THE SIDE PROVES THE MOON IS FLAT deuce: YOU'RE TALKIN' CRAZY TALK dick: JOHN GLENN OR GLENDA

atandt: I'M JOHN TRAVOLTA deuce: I KNEW IT atandt: HOLY deuce: GET 'IM deuce: MY BOWELS ARE GOING TO BURST atandt: HOLY (AGAIN FOR EFFECT)

deuce: what you need is some good jerk-off instruction spigot: via lynda.com

spigot: CAN WE GET THE JERKOFF INSTRUCTORS TO STOP PANTOMIMING THE BEAT-OFF MOTION spigot: MAYBE WE NEED JERKOFF INSTRUCTORS INSTRUCTORS

spigot: i drew a dick on a guy's face aimed at his mouth spigot: join me at siggraph

spigot: I CALL IT PHOTOSLOP!!!!!!! AND ADOBE MASTURBATOR!!!!! AND MACROMEDIA CRASH!!!!!! AHHAHAAH DOES ANYONE GET MY JOKES?!?!?!? JOIN THE TIRED COCKSUCKER WEBRING

pants: I WILL NOT SPEAK OF MY BONER'S SINS deuce: FOR THEY ARE JOINT AND SEVERAL

spigot: FOLKS DOES ANYONE HAVE THAT CLASSIC SOUND SAMPLE OF REN&STIMPY WHERE IT'S JUST HIM SAYING "JOY!!!!!" ??? I WOULD TOTALY LOVE TO PUT THAT ON MY (KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK) HANG ON CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP OW GOD GLK GAK HURMPH

spigot: you should be registering joyful noises unto the lord deuce: captain, I'm sensing anger

deuce: I HOPE ALL THE JUGGALOS ARE OKAY pants: YOU WORRY TOO MUCH DEAR pants: ALL GOOD JUGGALOS ARE ASLEEP AND DREAMING

pants: AND THAT'S WHY I WON'T EAT JULIA CHILD'S PUSSY deuce: LIKE SHE HAS ONE deuce: FFFFFFF spigot: F-FACIAL RECOGNITION????????

spigot: JULIE ANDREWS MAY NEVER SING AGAIN!?????????! deuce: SELF IMMOLATION I PRESUME pants: TOILETS spigot: SHE CAN STAR WITH CHRISTOPHER REEVE IN "THE WOMAN WHO CHOKED DOWN THE DICK OF A GUY WHO PROBABLY WASN'T EVEN AWARE OF IT" deuce: MY MOUTH IS TOILET COMPLIANT

pants: ?????? ?????? pants: THESE ARE ANIMALS I WANNA FUCK

pants: WEAR THIS BIKINI TOO pants: REALLY SMOOSH/STUFF YOUR JUNK UNDER THERE deuce: WHAT IF IT POKES OUT pants: WE BOTH KNOW IT WILL

pants: LICKING DICK WITHOUT LICKING DICK ozone: EXISTENTIALISM AT ITS FINEST pants: ZEN BONERS THAT IT'S LIKE WOW HIGH PITCHED NOISES AND DARKNESS FOR AN UNDETERMINED PERIOD OF TIME AND THEN OH SHIT HOW DID WE ALL GET IN HERE LIKE HAMSTERS LISTENING TO PRODIGY, BACH ozone: OR JUST A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS (MUST CHECK NOTES) pants: ONE BULLET WOUND TO THE RIGHT TEMPLE deuce: TO GO

pants: KEEP ’EM COMING (STAMPS OUT CIGAR BUT IT WAS NEVER LIT) (LIGHTS STAMPED OUT CIGAR)

pants: IT WAS ALL A DREAM

pants: THIS JUST IN: pants: WIN PRIZES AT TWITTER.COM/DEUCEATJERKCITY

deuce: GANGLY WET STREAMS OF URINE spigot: DOES LIKING THAT MAKE ME GAY OR JUST A PERVERT

pants: FOR GOD AND COUNTRY pants: HALGHAULGHALHLUAG pants: FOR THE QUEEN pants: BGLAUHGLAGHLAGHLUAG pants: FOR A JUST AND VERDANT SOCIETY pants: GHUALGHLAHGLUHALUAG

deuce: WELP (STRETCHES KNUCKLES) JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE RAPE FOOTAGE VIEWING OFFICE

deuce: AIN'T I GAY spigot: I JUST OPEN THE CHIPS WITH MY TEETH

pants: WHATCHA DOIN' spigot: I'M NOT GAY pants: OKIE DOKIE

pants: ZZZ ZZZ ZZZZZ Z ZZZ ZZZZZ ZZZ ZZ ZZ ZZ ZZZZZ Z ZZZ ZZZZ ZZZ pants: ZZ ZZ ZZZZZ Z ZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZZZZZ pants: ZZZZZ ZZ ZZZZZ ZZZ ZZ ZZ ZZ ZZZZZ ZZZ ZZ Z clark: HOW'S YOUR OLAP

deuce: HOLD ME deuce: JUST DO IT CORPORAL pants: HOW pants: I AM CONFUSED AND DIZZY deuce: I'M LEARNING THE COMPUTER !!!!!!!!

deuce: [PLACE AMAZON ORDER] [BE SURPRISED BY THE EMAIL SOUND] pants: ABSOLUTELY EVERY SINGLE TIME deuce: BOTH JUST DUMB AS SHIT

spigot: I'M AFRAID TO ORDER GAY PORN WITHOUT A SECURE SERVER deuce: MOTHERFUCKING FUCK deuce: URF deuce: ACTUALLY deuce: I'M PRETTY PROUD OF MY ABILITY TO ORDER INDECENT MATERIALS OVER THE WEB deuce: WITH OR WITHOUT SECURITY deuce: AFTER ALL deuce: EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE FREE ACCESS TO P-- deuce: [IT JUST ENDS THERE]

pants: PEE ON ME SOME deuce: JUST ENOUGH TO GETYOU BY AND NOT MORE(NO NEED TO BE WASTEFUL) pants: PRECIOUS FLUIDS deuce: WE'RE LIKE THE FREMENIN DUNE BUT WE JUSTDRINK PISS FOR FUN deuce: WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

deuce: #DEFINE CBT(_X) /* CURSOR BACKWARD TAB */ PRINTF(_CSI "%DZ", (_X)) deuce: [REDACTED] COCK AND BALL TORTURE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: PLEASE JUST BE NICE TO THEM FOR ONCE deuce: NO SIR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: PLEASE JUST LET OUT THE HATE AND FONDLE THE BALLS

deuce: I WANT YOU TO FUCKING HOLD ME deuce: JUST FUCKING DO IT deuce: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYES pants: TWITTER TWEETS

spigot: T PANTS IF YOU EVER SPILL A LITTLE COFFEE ON YOUR ROBERT GRAHAM, JUST GO HOME FOR THE DAY pants: T SPIGOT WHAT IF I'M JUST FULL FROM LUNCH AND MY SHIRT IS FINE spigot: I WOULD STILL TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT IN THE MICRO KITCHEN AND WRING IT OUT IN THE SINK FOR AT LEAST 1/2 HOUR AND THEN GO HOME FOR THE DAY

spigot: CLONK spigot: BA spigot: DONK spigot: JUST GONNA FLOP A DICK OUT THERE

spigot: I'M NOW OLD ENOUGH TO BE SPIDER-MAN'S FATHER pants: YOU MEAN HIS UNCLE

pants: IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD atandt: AMEN pants: FAGGOT-AMERICAN atandt: STRAP ON THE FEEDBAG OR DIE TRYING pants: I CLEAN THE BONG WITH RUBBING ALCOHOL AND WHITE RICE atandt: YOU TRICKED ME INTO SAYING HAPPY NEW YEAR

spigot: IMAGINE NOT BEING ABLE TO MAINTAIN AN ERECTION IN FRONT OF YOUR OWN CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN

deuce: I'D BETTER JERK OFF FOR GOOD MEASURE dick: JUST IN CASE dick: JUST TO BE SURE deuce: RIGHT dick: BECAUSE WHAT IF dick: UHHH FINISHED deuce: ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME

spigot: JUST INTRODUCE ME AS MASTER OF THE MACABRE AND I'LL TAKE IT FROM THERE spigot: CONFETTI BOMB EXPLODES

deuce: (POPS THE COCK OUT OF HIS MOUTH) WAIT YOU CAN GET AIDS THIS WAY (POPS IT BACK IN, GOES ABOUT HIS BUSINESS) deuce: NOT BLOWING IT IN A GAY WAY, JUST KIND OF A LOLLIPOP THING spigot: PANTS LOVED TO LICK DICK

effigy: YOU ARE NOT T-SHAPED PEOPLE AT ALL! effigy: YOU ARE JUST KNEELING DOWN SUCKING OFF THE REST IF THE I-SHAPED PEOPLE!! effigy: AS THE SCRUM MASTER I DECLARE THIS STANDUP OVER!

pants: T DEUCE WHY WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH A ROMULAN/VULCAN ANYWAY deuce: WHY WOULDN'T I (pants): JAWAS, ETC. deuce: THEY'VE GOT HOLES AND COMPLAIN ABOUT IT JUST LIKE ANYONE ELSE

deuce: HOLD STILL atandt: THIS MIGHT ADVERSELY AFFECT OUR RELATIONSHIP

pants: JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE IN THIS CORNY DREAM

spigot: CHOKING THEM ALL DOWN AT ONCE!!!!!!!! LIKE THE SIGN SAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

deuce: WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST LOVE EACH OTHER deuce: ASKING SERIOUSLY LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT CHILD pants: GIVE PISS A CHANCE deuce: URINE: OUR GOLDEN FRIEND pants: NATURE'S PISS

deuce: I THREW UP JUST NOW spigot: BLUHUGHUP HOLD MY HAIR OUT OF THE TOILET

pants: DOES MY SEXUALITY THREATEN U deuce: COULD YOU CUT DOWN ON THE GAY FOR JUST LIKE ONE WEEK pants: I DON'T UNDERSTAND deuce: AMBIEN WALRUS TURNS YOU INTO A CREEP pants: MORE HORRIBLE PICTURES FOLLOW, EACH ONE WORSE THAN THE LAST UNTIL FULL FRONTAL deuce: AND THEN FINALLY A PINK TUTU

pants: DO I HAVE TO GET DRESSED TODAY/WEAR SHOES/SHAVE pants: CAN I JUST BATHROBE AND SLUMP IT ALL DAY pants: SHUFFLING INTO THE KITCHEN FOR COOKIES, PLOPPING INTO THE RECLINER pants: PISS JUG JUST OUT OF REACH pants: YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

hanford: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT pants: I THINK IT'S JUST OVERCAST hanford: I THINK THE BULB BURNT OUT pants: YOU SAY THE FOG WILL BURN OFF ?????????????? OR THE FAG WILL WEAR OFF ?!?!? I AM INCREASING MY KEY REPEAT RATE hanford: SHUT UP pants: GRIND IT AS YOU NEED IT NOT ALL AT ONCE BECAUSE THE GRINDER IS ENTERTAINING TO OPERATE (WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN)

spigot: GAY RIGHTS??!?!?!?! WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO JUST PLAIN GAY DICKS

spigot: BUT I LOST MY SOCKS pants: JUST PLEASE LEAVE

pants: ALGHAGLUHALGAG spigot: GHALGUHALGHLUAH atandt: OG&AIG@INTG*YGF atandt: AOG*TAAAAAAAA4 pants: THAT IS NOT HOW YOU DO IT spigot: WHAT NO pants: YOU'RE MAKING US ALL SICK spigot: JUST PLEASE STOP

spigot: AND I WOULD LIKE TO FONDLE ALL OF YOUR COCKS (JUST REAL QUICK)

pants: ROSES ARE RED / MY LOVE pants: AND BONERS / ARE BLUE pants: YOU'RE SQUEEZING TOO TIGHT IS WHAT I'M SAYIN' HERE pants: JUST SAYIN'

atandt: I WOULD LIKE TO SHOW YOU MY SHINY WHITE BUM deuce: IS IT NEW atandt: JUST SHINY deuce: THEN FUCK OFF

deuce: HOLY QUEERCAKES spigot: I'M ALONE IN A DARK ROOM FILLED WITH JIZZMOPS spigot: HOLY GOD IT'S A BUCKET OF SOMETHING ozone: HEY, THAT'S NOT THE DEUCE spigot: YOU'LL GET AHOLD OF MY NUTS WHEN CHRIST CRAPS ozone: IT'S JUST SOME GUY WITH APHASIA

pants: IS THAT A WII REMOTE STICKING OUT OF YOUR ASS pants: HOW CAN YOU EVEN PLAY TIGER WOODS GOLF WITH THAT THING STU--OH pants: OH WOW deuce: I'M GOOD