No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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6,037 | 8/10/2015 | please don't tell me bung: PLEASE DON'T TELL ME HOW BAD YOU NEED TO EJACULATE
atandt: PLZ FIX |
atandt bung |
#atandt-bung #bug-report #fighting-irish-pose #kitty #plz #urinal-background |
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7,792 | 7/19/2020 | please execute me pants: PLEASE PISS ON ME
deuce: WHAT WILL I GET IN RETURN FOR THE AFOREMENTIONED PISS
deuce: I MEAN I GET A LOT OF OFFERS; WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO FOR ME
deuce: PLEASE EXECUTE ME
pants: UP AGAINST THE WALL |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #execution #feet-above-floor #mountain-background #negotiations #piss #rendering-glitch |
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6,672 | 6/9/2017 | please fill the silo with corn pants: PLEASE FILL THE SILO WITH CORN AND THEN PLEASE PUT ME IN THE SILO |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #corn #farming #neon-grid-background #pants-solo #sfw #silo #single-panel #suicide |
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278 | 7/9/1999 | please find me a date deuce: HUHHUHUHUHUHUH CHUCK WOLLERY PLEASE FIND ME A DATE
deuce: GGHLGGHGLGHLGLGH OKAY HAVING SEX WITH CHUCK WOLLERY
deuce: I THINK I MADE A LOVE CONNECTION |
deuce |
#chuck-wollery #deuce-solo #sex #woodring-den-background |
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5,379 | 10/13/2013 | please follow me down the hallway spigot: PLEASE FOLLOW ME DOWN THE HALLWAY ASKING ME QUESTIONS |
spigot |
#amc #low-winter-sun #sfw #spigot-solo #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background |
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5,713 | 9/20/2014 | please get back to me about this pants: T DEUCE WOULD YOU PLEASE GRADE MY PAPER
deuce: E-
pants: T DEUCE WHAT ABOUT MY CITIZENSHIP AND ABILITY TO STUFF MORE PRICKS IN MY MOUTH THAN THE KING OF SIAM
deuce: T PANTS I WILL HAVE TO CHECK UP ON THAT ONE
pants: T DEUCE PLEASE GET BACK TO ME ABOUT THIS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #pricks #school #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,428 | 3/22/2008 | please get hard pants: I'M HARD
deuce: WHO ISN'T
pants: YOU APPARENTLY
pants: GET HARD PLEASE
pants: THANK YOU |
deuce pants |
#boner #deuce-pants #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,667 | 2/16/2006 | please help i dream this every night and i don't know what it means : RADICAL
: RAVE |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #picture #radical #rave #weird-dream |
|
2,365 | 4/20/2005 | please help me spigot: DOES ANYBODY HERE KNOW HOW TO HOOK MY QUICKCAM UP TO MY ROOMMATE |
spigot |
#quickcam #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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8,245 | 10/15/2021 | please help me poo pants: SERIOUSLY PLEASE HELP ME POO
pants: MAYBE TAKE ME TO HOT DOG ON A STICK OR SOMETHING
pants: POSTING “WILL SUCK DICK FOR OXY” TO CRAIGSLIST FOR SFBAY, MODESTO, FRESNO |
pants |
#bay-area #craigslist #dick #eggshell-background #fresno #modesto #poo |
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8,287 | 11/25/2021 | please hold spigot: ? PLEASE HOLD FOR MY PENIS
pants: YOUR CALL IS IMPORTANT TO US |
pants spigot |
#customer-service #emoji #on-hold #pants-spigot #telephony #urinal-background |
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4,825 | 3/11/2012 | please keep the door closed pants: PLEASE KEEP THE DOOR CLOSED!!!! SUCKING THINGS OFF INSIDE, DON'T WANT TO LET THE JIZZ BUGS OUT |
pants |
#jizz #jizz-bugs #pants-solo #white-background |
|
3,501 | 6/3/2008 | please leave a message spigot: PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE ON MY FACE
deuce: T SPIGOT'S FACE GET OVER HERE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #face #message #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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856 | 1/28/2001 | please let me come in the bathroom with you spigot: I WISH WE COULD ALL TAKE TURNS POKING AND CHOKING ME
pants: KNOCK KNOCK SERIOUSLY HERE ARE SOME CLEAN TOWELS AND BATH OILS AND PRECIOUS LOTIONS AND ADVANCED SKIN CONDITIONERS AND FOR GOD'S SAKE LET ME COME IN THE BATHROOM WITH YOU
deuce: PLEASE COULD WE NOT GET INTO A BIG KNOCK-DOWN DRAG-OUT HAIR-PULLING FIGHT FOR ONCE ?????/ |
deuce pants spigot |
#bathroom #choking #deuce-pants-spigot #girl-fight #lotion #poking #poking-and-choking #rhyming #typo #woodring-room-background |
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6,062 | 9/4/2015 | please let me rest (more and faster) pants: MORE AND FASTER
pants: YOU HEARD ME RIGHT
deuce: I AM RUN DOWN PLEASE LET ME REST
pants: BUT |
deuce pants |
#cropped #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #macintosh #sfw #stray-dot #title-mismatch #urinal-background |
|
8,024 | 3/8/2021 | please like and subscribe deuce: PLEASE RATE OUR APP
pants: THIS IS ALL VERY EXCITING BUT I’M A FAG |
deuce pants |
#apps #deuce-pants #mountain-background #single-panel #youtube |
|
8,117 | 6/9/2021 | please o please pants: PLEASE FART ON ME
deuce: FARTING ON YOU, AYE
pants: BEING FARTED ON |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-fm #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #farts #fetish #somber-deuce #woodring-field-background |
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5,620 | 6/19/2014 | please pass all traffic through net control spigot: DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS
spigot: PLEASE PASS ALL TRAFFIC THROUGH NET CONTROL
spigot: DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS |
spigot |
#blue-background #dicks #ham-radio #internet #routing #smooth-buddy #spigot-solo |
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3,305 | 11/20/2007 | please pass nine pizzas deuce: T SPIGOT BUT THAT IS A NORMAL CIGARETTE NOT A JOINT
spigot: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!!?!?
spigot: AND PLEASE PASS NINE PIZZAS!!!!!!!
spigot: IN A FLOORWISE FASHION |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #edited #marijuana #masturbation #munchies #pizza #sfw |
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2,738 | 4/29/2006 | please pass the dick spigot: PLEASE PASS THE DICK
deuce: NO
spigot: PLEASE PASS THE DICK
deuce: NO!!!!!!!!
spigot: PASS THE DICK???????
pants: MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THE MOTHERFUCKING PLANE |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #dick #movies #repetition #snakes-on-a-plane |
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9,214 | 6/9/2024 | please recycle spigot: BONEQUEST PANNED AS E-WASTE |
#custom-background #environmental-harm #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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4,770 | 1/13/2012 | please remember this deuce: PLEASE REMEMBER THIS:
deuce: MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS
deuce: PLEASE ACCEPT THIS APOLOGY ON BEHALF OF MY BALLS, THEY HAVE BEEN OVERWORKED AND OVERWROUGHT AND DO NOT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THAT IT IS NOT APPROPRI MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #deuces-balls #grey-background #nuts-of-deuce #repetition |
|
4,802 | 2/17/2012 | please return my coat spigot: I'LL BE HOLDING AN INFORMAL NETWORK SECURITY SEMINAR IN THE PARKING LOT DURING LUNCH
spigot: IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO BRING POTATO SALAD
spigot: ALSO WOULD THE PERSON WHO MASTURBATED ON MY DESK PLEASE RETURN MY COAT |
spigot |
#blue-background #masturbation #network-security #parking-lot #security #seminar #spigot-solo |
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3,388 | 2/11/2008 | please send pants: T DEUCE PLEASE SEND NAKED PHOTOS
deuce: ASAP
deuce: THAT MEANS WITH EXTRA JERKSAUCE |
deuce pants |
#chat-room #deuce-pants #jerksauce #robocop #white-background |
|
2,710 | 3/31/2006 | please sign my online petition spigot: PLEASE SIGN MY PETITION TO BRING SPIGOT THE BEAR BACK TO FOX
pants: WHAT HAPPENED WITH SHOWTIME
spigot: BUCKLES AND / BUCKLES AND
spigot: BUCKLES AND BOWS |
pants spigot |
#cable #frasier #mountain-background #pants-spigot #petition #redacted #redacted-greytext #sfw #spigot-the-bear |
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5,089 | 12/20/2012 | please step back deuce: OKAY SIR YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH NOW PLEASE STEP BACK
pants: I'M ON A MISSION FROM BONG
pants: CALL US ANY TIME
pants: OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY |
deuce pants |
#bong #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #mountain-background |
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5,274 | 6/24/2013 | please stick to the protocol spigot: PLEASE STICK TO THE PROTOCOL: HTTP://__________ WHERE _____ IS SOMETHING FUNNY THAT BRIEFLY TAKES MY MIND OFF SUICIDE
spigot: A STEADY STREAM OF FUNNY CAN KEEP ME ALIVE UNTIL THE BONG AND I ARE REUNITED
spigot: ROLLS OF DAMP TOILET PAPER AND MARKERS |
spigot |
#bong #depression #fill-in-the-blank #mousehole #protocol #spigot-solo #suicide #woodring-room-background |
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2,230 | 12/6/2004 | please stop calling me spigot: NO THAT WAS NOT A TYPO, YOUR NEW NAME IS MOUTH
spigot: AS LONG AS I'M LIMP YOU COULD PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON AND GO BACK TO YOUR CAR AND DRIVE HOME AND STOP CALLING ME
spigot: I DON'T KNOW IF YOU LOOK LIKE ANYONE FAMOUS BECAUSE I'M WATCHING TV |
spigot |
#mouth #spigot-points #spigot-solo #television #woodring-field-background |
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7,286 | 3/2/2019 | please stop cooking all the wheat effigy: t whoever please stop cooking all the wheat
effigy: I need it to breed llamas
pants: more than my boner can bear
spigot: part of a balanced bonghit |
effigy pants spigot |
#boner #bonghit #effigy #effigy-pants-spigot #llamas #minecraft #minecraft-background #spigot-pants |
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5,068 | 11/26/2012 | please stop saying that spigot: WILL YOU PLEASE STOP SAYING THAT I'M SPROINGING A SERIOUS ROD OVER YONDER |
spigot |
#cow #dicks #spigot-solo #sproing #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,477 | 5/10/2008 | please tell me spigot: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME IF MY NUTS ARE GETTING INSTALLED IN YOUR FACE DIRECTORY
deuce: T SPIGOT LET ME CHECK |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #title-mismatch #woodring-stairs-background |
|
556 | 4/4/2000 | please transpose me deuce: I AM A MATRIX PRODUCT PLEASE TRANSPOSE ME |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #math #matrix-math #sfw #why-was-this-redone #woodring-stairs-background |
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870 | 2/11/2001 | please turn the lights on pants: I CAN'T SEE
pants: TURN THE LIGHTS ON
pants: I'M NOT SAYING TO NOT BE GAY JUST TURN THE LIGHTS UP
pants: OK TURN THEM OFF
|
pants |
#corndog-background |
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7,271 | 2/15/2019 | please type y or n pants: do u want to beat me off y/n
pants: you have typed "yes"
pants: please type y or n
deuce: ddddddddddddd |
deuce pants |
#beating-off #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #ghetto-u #weird-pants-face #y-n #yellow-background |
|
5,728 | 10/5/2014 | please wait :Parallels Tools Installation Agent
:Please Wait
:Installing Parallels Tools: 19%
:|||||||
:You will need to Restart Windows to finish the Parallels Tools installation |
pants |
#behind-the-scenes #parallels-tools #sfw #windows |
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8,931 | 8/31/2023 | pleased with himself in panel 3 spigot: FARTMANAGER TIMED OUT
spigot: THE SALTS, SUGARS AND FATS MY 50+ YEAR OLD BODY NEEDS
spigot: TRY THAT IN A HITLER HAD JUST ONE BALL TOWN |
#ball-of-hitler #callback #gunmetal-background #hitler #jason-aldean #john-mellencamp #old #pants-spigot |
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3,758 | 2/15/2009 | pledge break spigot: BUHHHHH HUHHHH
spigot: PLEDGE BREAK
spigot: DOCTOR WHO MARATHON |
spigot |
#dr-who #pbs #pledge #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
1,460 | 9/28/2002 | plight of my people pants: THE PLIGHT OF MY PEOPLE
deuce: T PANTS YOU MEAN WHEN EACH SEASON YOU EAT ALL THE GRAIN AND THERE IS FAMINE ??? |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #famine #man-tits #mountain-background |
|
8,472 | 5/29/2022 | plllpppp spigot: MY LORD THY PANTS ARE TRULY POO WORTHY
spigot: I WILL JOIN THEE IN FACT: PLLLPPPP
spigot: EVERYONE: PLLPLPPLP |
#brown-background #palace-intrigue #poo #prayer #religion #spigot-solo #trousers |
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6,790 | 10/17/2017 | plopping it into the water pants: WAS RE: DIPPING MY PENCIL THIN DONG INTO THE OLD MURKY WATERS
pants: RE: RE: RE: PLOPPING IT INTO THE WATER AND LET IT DRINK
pants: ORIGINAL SUBJECT: GENTLY PLACING MY GENITALS INTO THE SHRIMP TANK FOR IMMORAL PURPOSES |
pants |
#boners #coy-pants #dick-drinking #pants-solo #piss-trough-background #was-re |
|
8,826 | 5/18/2023 | plotting spigot: PASSIONFRUIT LACROIX IS DELICIOUS
spigot: I LITERALLY DO NOT BELIEVE IT'S NOT FRUIT PUNCH
spigot: ARE YOU GUYS IN CHAT PLOTTING TO GET RID OF SPIGOT NEXT |
#betrayal #conspiracy #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #fruit-punch #lacroix #mountain-background #no-title-card #sfw #somber-deuce |
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6,295 | 5/9/2016 | plugbusters spigot: CLOUD COMPUTING IN THE CLOUD
spigot: I NEED SOMEONE TO BE MY TOILET UNTIL PLUGBUSTERS GETS HERE
pants: T SPIGOT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PLUGBUSTERS IS THERE |
pants spigot |
#cloud #pants-spigot #plugbusters #toilet #urinal-background #who-ya-gonna-call |
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8,476 | 6/2/2022 | plump pants: I PROMISE THAT IF YOU COOK ME I WILL PLUMP |
#cooking #deuce-pants-spigot #plump #sfw #single-panel #white-background |
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7,890 | 10/25/2020 | plumper pass spigot: CAN I BORROW ANYONE'S PLUMPER PASS
deuce: MINE'S FRESH OUT
spigot: NEED YOU TO READ AND SIGN THIS GLORYHOLE CONFESSION
effigy: [X] ACCEPT |
deuce effigy spigot |
#deuce-effigy-spigot #funloving-nonsense #gloryhole #pink-background #plumper-pass #plumpers #porn |
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5,482 | 1/31/2014 | plumpers like it big deuce: T SPIGOT I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY THAT PLUMPERS LIKE IT BIG
spigot: SAY WHAT (LEANING FORWARD)
spigot: SAY AGAIN (CUPPING MY GOOD EAR)
spigot: IT REALLY SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE SAYING PLUMPERS
spigot: AND THEY WHAT |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-spigot #plump #plumpers #porn #woodring-room-background |
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1,806 | 9/13/2003 | plural proofs pants: TRUE STORY: THE BONG DIDN'T FIT INTO THE CABINET UNTIL I ROUNDED UP THE SAWZ-ALL (THE STORY SEEMS LESS PATHETIC WHEN YOU REALIZE I HATE THIS FUCKING RETARDED PIER ONE PIECE OF SHIT PROBABLY BUILT WITH SLAVE LABOR IN GUAM CABINET) |
pants |
#bong #marijuana #one-piece #orange-background #pants-solo #sawz-all #url |
|
3,824 | 4/22/2009 | plus canada spigot: GOD BLESS THESE FIFTY (CONTIGUOUS) UNITED STATES
deuce: B-B-BUT
dick: PLUS CANADA = 49 |
deuce dick spigot |
#canada #deuce-dick-spigot #geography #math #sfw #urinal-background |
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2,087 | 6/20/2004 | plus you know dicks spigot: I THINK THAT I SHALL NEVER SEE
spigot: BALLS ETC. PUSHING INTO MY NOSE AND FACE (AND ASS AND LEGS) |
spigot |
#poetry #white-background |
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4,580 | 6/26/2011 | plz love him atandt: T DEUCE PLZ LOVE ME
deuce: I CANNOT
atandt: T DEUCE PLZ TRY |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #drunk-deuce #love #mouse-cursor #plz #sfw #u2 #white-background |
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6,518 | 12/28/2016 | pocket dicks pants: T DEUCE DICKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I PUT THEM IN MY POCKET
deuce: POCKET DICKS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mountain-background #pocket-dicks #single-panel |
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8,015 | 2/27/2021 | pod cast deuce: I HAVE A DICK
pants: OH YOU DO NOT
pants: STOP DICKTENDING
deuce: DICKDREAMING
pants: DAYDICKING
deuce: DICKLYING
pants: THE BUSINESS OF DICK
deuce: DICKAGGERATING
pants: T DEUCE I HAVE A 20-MINUTE ANNOUNCEMENT THAT I’D LIKE TO PLAY AT THE START OF OUR NEXT PODCAST EPISODE (IT COVERS WHY WE HAVEN’T BEEN PODCASTING LATELY) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #drunk-deuce #podcast #somber-deuce #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
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3,158 | 6/26/2007 | poem for deuce deuce: YET ANOTHER IDIOT WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]
spigot: HERE'S A POEM FOR THE DEUCE:
spigot: WHY DO YOU TALK
spigot: IF IT'S NOT ABOUT COCK
spigot: THANK YOU |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #poetry #redacted-text #the-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,857 | 11/3/2003 | poet laureate spigot: IS THE POET LAUREATE AND THE FAGGOT LAUREATE THE SAME LAUREATE
pants: SOMETHING TO DO WITH LEAVES
deuce: DEPENDS ON THE COUNTRY I THINK |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #faggot #laureate #piss #poet #woodring-stairs-background |
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623 | 6/9/2000 | poetry and pottery spigot: I EXPRESS MY ANGER THROUGH MY POTTERY
spigot: AND POETRY
spigot: AND COCKSUCKING
spigot: HRLUB HLRUHBGLURHL BUHRLUB HLURHBLUR PRICKS ON THE WHEEL
spigot: SPINNING AND WHAPPING MY MODEST LITTLE FACE
spigot: HOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOO
spigot: OKAY STINGING A LITTLE |
spigot |
#cocksucking #mousehole #poetry #pottery #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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551 | 3/30/2000 | poetry slam atandt: AN ODE TO THE HOMELESS OF SAN FRANCISCO
atandt: OH, HOMELESS
atandt: OH, HOMELESS
atandt: STRONG OF HEART
atandt: STRONG OF WILL
atandt: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY BEFORE I BEAT YOU SENSELESS WITH MY FUCKING NUTS
atandt: THANK U
atandt: WORRIED ABOUT 2PAC |
atandt |
#20-something-year-old #2pac #atandt-solo #bay-area #dong #homeless #mountain-background #nuts #poetry #san-francisco |
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5,922 | 4/17/2015 | poignant irony pants: DRAT THIS TOWEL IS DAMP
spigot: T PANTS I SPILLED MY EAR MEDICINE ALL OVER YOUR Q-TIPS IN A MOMENT OF POIGNANT IRONY AND ALSO WHILE STONED |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #plant #q-tips #sfw #stoned #towel #woodring-field-background |
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9,045 | 12/23/2023 | poignant synecdoche pants: A POIGNANT SYNECDOCHE FOR THE SUBORDINATION OF WOMEN ???
pants: I JUST WANT MY JUNK HUSTLED
pants: ROCK AND STONE
deuce: SAGGING MY BAGS
spigot: NOW YOU ARE STEERS AND QUEERS AND A PETER PUFFER |
#bored-pants #deep-rock-galactic #deuce-pants-spigot #full-metal-jacket #gay-marriage #huffy-pants #junk #metaphor #metonymy #nuts-of-deuce #nuts-of-pants #peter-puffer #prostitution #queer #sesquipedalian #steers #synedoche #testicles #women #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,480 | 10/18/2002 | pointers with codewarrior spigot: CAN SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO USE POINTERS WITH CODEWARRIOR?!?!?!?!
deuce: LET'S TALK GREASY COCK
spigot: WHY DO I NEED TO USE A BRACKET AT THE END IF I ALREADY USED A BRACKET IN FRONT?!?!?!?
spigot: WHY CAN'T I JUST TYPE O INSTEAD OF ZERO IN CODEWARRIOR 8 ??? FOLLOW ME TO THE GAY BATHHOUSE |
deuce spigot |
#bathhouse #c #cock #codewarrior #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #gay-bathhouse #mousehole #pointers #programming #woodring-room-background |
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3,232 | 9/8/2007 | pointing to his wang pants: IS THAT YOUR IPHONE (POINTING TO MY WANG)
deuce: YES
deuce: NOT EVEN TRYING TO FIGHT
pants: WELL YOU'D BETTER ANSWER IT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #iphone #wang #woodring-den-background |
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5,738 | 10/15/2014 | points at sky pants: ALL PRAISE TO ALLAH (POINTS AT SKY) (STARTS FUCKING) |
pants |
#allah #bonequest-hd #frog #islam #pants-solo #stray-dot #woodring-room-background |
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2,211 | 11/17/2004 | points to his mouth deuce: ABANDON ALL HOPE ALL DICKS WHICH ENTER HERE
: DEUCE POINTS TO HIS MOUTH |
deuce |
#caption #deuce-solo #dicks #hole #mousehole #mouth #mouth-of-deuce #woodring-room-background |
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8,631 | 11/4/2022 | poker night deuce: I ONLY WANT TO GO TO POKER NIGHT IF THERE IS NO DRINKING OR DOING DRUGS OR HAVING FUN OR TALKING
deuce: ONLY SINGING TO 80S HITS
pants: WHERE HAVE YOU BEENALL MY LIFE (TALKING TOTHE BANJO)
deuce: I'M PARTICULARLY FOND OF DURAN DURAN, OR DURAN^2 AS I CALL THEM |
#1980s #banjo #deuce-pants #drinking #drugs #duran-duran #music #sfw #woodring-den-background |
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3,516 | 6/18/2008 | pokey weiners deuce: ARE YOU SPIGOT OR SPIGOT THE BEAR
spigot: WHY CAN'T I BE A LITTLE OF BOTH
spigot: TEARS ON MY PILLOW: I'M FUCKING SINGING TO YOU *BEEP*
deuce: SPEAK UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU WITH ALL THE DICK IN THE WAY
spigot: BLAHBLHALBHALHALHLAH YOU AND YOUR POKEY WIENERS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #nonstandard-title-panel #singing #spigot-the-bear #title-mismatch |
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2,615 | 12/26/2005 | poking and yes choking pants: T SPIGOT POKING
pants: T SPIGOT YES AND CHOKING
spigot: OFER
pants: T SPIGOT YES POKING AND CHOKING TOGETHER
spigot: T PANTS AT THAT POINT YOU MIGHT AS WELL OPEN A BOUTIQUE |
pants spigot |
#boutique #choking #pants-spigot #poking #poking-and-choking #woodring-room-background |
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6,575 | 3/2/2017 | police fire or medical pants: 911 DO YOU NEED POLICE FIRE OR MEDICAL
deuce: PISS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #emergency #fire #huffy-pants #medical #piss #police #urinal-background |
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832 | 1/4/2001 | political activist dick: IS MUMIA FREE YET ???? I'VE HAD THIS BUMPER STICKER ON MY CAR FOR THREE WEEKS NOW |
dick |
#dick-solo #woodring-field-background |
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747 | 10/9/2000 | poll deuce: HANDS UP WHO HERE HAS TASTED THEIR OWN JIZZ
deuce: GUZZLING OTHER PEOPLES' JIZZ DOESN'T COUNT |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #jizz #woodring-room-background |
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7,753 | 6/10/2020 | pond snails pants: HEY DO YOU NEED ANY EXTRA POND SNAILS
pants: FOR WHATEVER REASON, NONE OF MY BUSINESS WHAT YOU DO WITH THEM
deuce: NO THANKS I'M GOOD ON THE POND SNAIL FRONT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #sfw #shakespeare #snails #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,768 | 11/14/2014 | pong spigot: OKAY TIME FOR JERKCITY PONG
spigot: MISSED
spigot: CAN SOMEONE REBOOT PONG |
spigot |
#black-background #homosexual-undertones #pong #sfw #spigot #spigot-solo |
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2,217 | 11/23/2004 | ponk spigot: JUST SIT RIGHT DOWN AND I'LL SUCK A DICK
spigot: GILLIGAN
spigot: *PONK*
spigot: HURBLE MMM MY OWN PRIVATE DIRECTORY MMM URF NOBODY KNOWS |
spigot |
#dick #gilligan #ponk #singing #spigot-solo |
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1,929 | 1/14/2004 | ponk spigot: POPPING THE COCK OUT OF MY MOUTH FOR TWO SECONDS TO ENJOY A PEPSI
spigot: PONK
spigot: GLURF BLURF GLUH NEW GENERATION
spigot: PONK |
spigot |
#blurf #cock #cookie-monster #glurf #muppets #pepsi #physical-comedy #ponk #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,216 | 11/22/2004 | ponk spigot: GAY
spigot: *PONK*
spigot: GAY
spigot: *PONK*
spigot: GAY |
spigot |
#gay #ponk #repetition #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,215 | 11/21/2004 | ponk spigot: IF I TAKE THE COCK OUT OF MY MOUTH I'M SCARED I'LL STILL BE GAY
spigot: HERE GOES
spigot: *PONK*
spigot: I'M STILL GAY ALL RIGHT
spigot: *PONK* |
spigot |
#cock #gay #ponk #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,633 | 8/18/2011 | poo on the walls pants: MINECRAFT.JERKCITY.COM
pants: WATCH ME RUB POO ON THE WALLS, ON MY CHEST
pants: THESE GUYS TRULY HAVE YOUR BEST INTEREST AS THEIR NUMBER ONE PRIORITY |
pants |
#dj-rapekit #minecraft #pants-solo #poo #shameless-self-promotion #white-background |
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202 | 4/26/1999 | poo pet deuce: I'M A POO PET
pants: I WILL PET YOU
deuce: YOU WILL GET POO ON YOU (I AM WARNING YOU)
pants: I AM NOT PARTICULAR
deuce: VERY WELL
|
deuce pants |
#coprophilia #deuce-pants #pet #poo #poo-pet #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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725 | 9/17/2000 | poo vote atandt: POO
pants: POO
atandt: I'M GLAD WE SETTLED THAT
pants: SO IT'S OFFICIAL THEN
atandt: YES, POO
pants: POO
deuce: I DEMAND A RECOUNT
pants: YOU LITTLE WEASEL
deuce: I WOULD HAVE VOTED PISS MYSELF
pants: HERE'S THE REAL DEAL: THE VOTING BOOTHS ARE CLOSED BUT THE STALLS ARE OPEN
deuce: TOOT TOOT |
atandt deuce pants |
#pink-background |
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9,203 | 5/29/2024 | poof spigot: I WAS TOUCHED INAPPROPRIATELY BY DAVID BLAINE
deuce: NOT DAVID COPPERFIELD ????
spigot: THAT'S WHY I'M SAD |
#deuce-spigot #disappointment #magic #molestation #woodring-den-background |
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2,917 | 10/24/2006 | poof deuce: FUCKING SHUT UP WITH YOUR DUMB SHIT ALREADY
deuce: I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOU PEOPLE
deuce: AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE ANYMORE |
deuce |
#fucking-shut-up #gay #gunmetal-background #poof |
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3,969 | 9/16/2009 | pool day spigot: IS TODAY A POOL DAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
deuce: EVERY DAY IS POOL DAY |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #pool-day #sfw #urinal-background |
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2,864 | 8/31/2006 | pool day spigot: IS TODAY A POOL DAY?!?!?!!?!?!?!
deuce: EVERY DAY IS POOL DAY
(deuce): GETTING OUT MY SWIMMING TRUNKS
pants: WHEN IS CUPCAKE DAY |
deuce pants spigot |
#cupcake-day #deuce-pants-spigot #pool #summer #whisper #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,616 | 12/27/2005 | pooooooooooooooooooo said the ghost who had to poo spigot: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
spigot: I'M THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS SHITS
spigot: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
spigot: RATTLING HANDLE |
spigot |
#christmas #ghost #poo #shits #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background #xmas |
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7,985 | 1/28/2021 | poor pants pants: I WANT TO BE LOVED BWAHHHH |
pants |
#love #pants-solo #red-background #sfw #single-panel |
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4,727 | 11/28/2011 | pop a load on my face spigot: POP A LOAD ON MY FACE AND TAKE ME TO THE ANTIQUE STORE
pants: YOU HEARD THE MAN
pants: T SPIGOT HELPING YOUR CAUSE
spigot: T PANTS NO YOU ARE NOT |
spigot |
#antiques #facial #pants-spigot #woodring-field-background |
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5,777 | 11/23/2014 | pop culture references spigot: OKAY I WOULD LIKE PANTS AND DEUCE TO STOP DONG-SLAMMING ME WITH THE POP CULTURE REFERENCES
pants: WHAP
pants: BOP
pants: BOP
pants: BOP
pants: BOP
pants: BOP
pants: BOP
pants: BOP
pants: BOP |
pants spigot |
#dong-slamming #huffy-pants #little-richard #multipants #multiplicity #multispigot #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #repetition #spigot-points #woodring-field-background |
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7,459 | 8/22/2019 | pop pop pop spigot: can i do squirts in the squat rack
deuce: POP POP POP don't worry it's a nailgun POP POP POP |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #diarrhea #gun #gym #mousehole #single-panel #woodring-room-background |
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1,445 | 9/13/2002 | pop-up ads : Pornography? On my computer?
: It's more likely than you think.
: FREE PC CHECK
: NEW AND REVISED EDITION
pants: MY NUTS ARE SWOLLEN UP LIKE BALLOONS
bung: WE NEED BIGGER RAM DISKS
: Is there PORNOGRAPHY on your computer?
: Are you sure?
deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO BE TRANSPORTED BACK IN TIME TO JUST BEFORE THIS RETARDED DISCUSSION STARTED
: College let's cool
: We Proudly Serve
: STARBUCKS COFFEE
deuce: A MIRACLE HAPPENS
: IS BLUE FOR YOU?
: INSTANT DECISION
: BLUE
deuce: OKAY WELL I GOT MY WISH AND I'M SORRY TO SAY IT'S NOT ANY BETTER !!!!!!! THANKS
pants: MY NUTS ARE SWOLLEN UP LIKE BALLOONS
bung: WE NEED BIGGER RAM DISKS
: Debunking the Myths and Encouraging the Hearts of Gay Dads and Their Families |
bung deuce pants |
#bung-deuce-pants #deja-vu #domo-kun #gaydads #john-ashcroft #mountain-background #nonstandard-title-panel #photo #pop-up-ads #porn #repetition #time-travel |
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8,093 | 5/16/2021 | popcorn pants: ANYWAY: WATCH ME BEAT OFF ON CAM
deuce: WHY DO YOU THINK I GOT THE POPCORN
deuce: NOW THEN
deuce: SHOW FEET BB
deuce: SPIT ON TIT 20 TOK
pants: TURN CAMERA OFF AND GO BACK TO COLLEGE 40 TOK |
deuce pants |
#afraid-deuce #bored-pants #camgirls #camwhores #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #foot-fetish #somber-deuce #webcam #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,802 | 3/31/2009 | popsicle spigot: SHUT UP OR I WILL SERIOUSLY THROW A POPSICLE AT YOU
deuce: NOT FUNNY |
deuce spigot |
#deja-vu #deuce-spigot #not-funny #popsicle #sfw #unix #urinal-background |
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2,695 | 3/16/2006 | population: you atandt: WELCOME TO BONEQUEST
pants: POPULATION: YOU GIVING HEAD TO ALL OF US HAW HAW HAW
atandt: UH
pants: HELP ME DIG UP THE CEMENT IN THE BASEMENT AND HURRY (THE REALTOR WILL ARRIVE ANY MINUTE)
atandt: WHAT
pants: TEXT MESSAGE JEAN-CHARLES AND TELL HIM TO COME OVER WITH A RUG |
atandt pants |
#basement #cement #cocksucking #haw-haw-haw #huffy-pants #jean-charles #mountain-background |
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6,918 | 2/21/2018 | porgs spigot: GAY AND TRANS PORGS |
spigot |
#ecu #gay #high-res #porg #porgs #single-panel #space-nuts-background #spigot-solo #star-wars #title-mismatch #trans #transgender #transsexual #ts |
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4,707 | 11/8/2011 | porn 911 spigot: EMERGENCY PORN IN THE BOX
spigot: CRITICAL LIFE-SAVING JERKABLES |
spigot |
#emergency #mousehole #porn #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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6,101 | 10/13/2015 | porn convergence spigot: HUH?????? BETTER GOOGLE SHAY FOX NOODLE DICKS
deuce: EVERYTHING CONVERGES TO PORN |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #mountain-background #porn |
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5,554 | 4/13/2014 | porn court spigot: I'D LIKE THE PORN COURT TO RELEASE THE VIDEOS I FUCKING ORDERED
deuce: T SPIGOT IT IS HELD UP IN PROBATE (OR ESCROW, NOT SURE WHICH)
atandt: MY PROBATE ITCHES RIGHT NOW
deuce: YOU MEAN YOUR ESCROW |
atandt deuce spigot |
#atandt-deuce-spigot #blue-background #bonequest-hd #court #legal #porn |
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4,022 | 11/10/2009 | porn stack pants: T SPIGOT I JIZZED UP YOUR TOILET PORN STACK
pants: AND
pants: I'M SORRY |
pants spigot |
#apologies #jizz #pants-spigot #porn #remorse #toilet |
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340 | 9/7/1999 | porn star word association deuce: VICTORIA PARIS
spigot: FAT FACE, LEGS, BOOBS, ETC AND BORING SUCKING SKILLS
deuce: JEANNETTE LITTLEDOVE
spigot: VANISHED
deuce: SAVANNAH
spigot: DECEASED
deuce: ASHLEY GERE
spigot: YAWN
deuce: ADARA MICHAELS
spigot: BORING AND PENTHOUSE
deuce: SAMANTHA STRONG
spigot: SCREAMY AND FAT
deuce: TERI WEIGEL
spigot: CONCERNED FOR MY SAFETY |
deuce spigot |
#adara-michaels #ashlyn-gere #deuce-spigot #jannette-littledove #mousehole #porn #samantha-strong #savannah #teri-weigel #typo #victoria-paris #woodring-room-background |
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5,266 | 6/16/2013 | porn train deuce: PORN PORN PORN PORN
deuce: STILL COMING
deuce: PORN PORN PORN PORN |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #porn #train #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,764 | 5/25/2006 | porn trap pants: OKAY FINE YES I STOP TO LOOK AT PORN SPRAYS ALL RIGHT
pants: IT'S LIKE KRYPTONITE I GOTTA STOP
pants: "WOW TWO GIRLS" BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP DEATH BY PORN TRAP |
pants |
#gaming #pants-solo #porn #video-games #woodring-den-background |
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1,249 | 3/3/2002 | pornography and shock tarts atandt: I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT ALL BONEQUEST PROFITS GO DIRECTLY TO PORNOGRAPHY (ALSO SHOCK TARTS)
spigot: WOULD LIKE TO COMPARE AND CONTRAST SHOCK TARTS WITH PILLSBURY TOASTER STRUDELS
spigot: THEN I WILL MAKE A FUNNY FAQ WITH ASCII ART |
atandt spigot |
#ascii-art #atandt-spigot #faq #mousehole #porn #woodring-room-background |
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4,522 | 4/19/2011 | portal 2 spigot: PORTAL 2 BETTER NOT BE HARD |
spigot |
#current-events #nonesuch #portal #portal-2 #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background #whatnot |
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4,637 | 8/22/2011 | posing in front of the cock billboard spigot: TEACH ME TO SQUIRT
deuce: OH DEAR |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #minecraft #minecraft-background |