No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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8,343 | 1/20/2022 | your resume spigot: A SPECIAL HOLIDAY FART VIDEO FOR MY FANS
spigot: NO BUT WE'LL KEEP YOUR RESUME ON FILE |
spigot |
#farts #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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8,571 | 9/5/2022 | your rights spigot: BEFORE I LICK YOUR DICK I JUST NEED TO GO AHEAD AND READ YOU YOUR RIGHTS
deuce: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
deuce: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO HAVE YOUR DICK LICKED AND NO MORE RIGHTS
spigot: IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD A PENIS ONE WILL BE PROVIDED TO YOU
effigy: FREE OF CHARGE |
#deuce-effigy-spigot #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #gay-rights #gunmetal-background #law #somber-deuce |
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6,371 | 7/25/2016 | your screenplay and merchandising submission spigot: FROM: THE WALT DISNEY COMPANY
spigot: TO: JERKCITY
spigot: THANK YOU FOR YOUR SCREENPLAY AND MERCHANDISING SUBMISSION
spigot: AT THIS TIME WE ARE UNABLE TO MOVE FORWARD WITH "DONALD DEUCE" |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #disney #donald-deuce #drunk-deuce #sfw #uncredited-character #white-background |
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8,775 | 3/28/2023 | your services are no longer needed deuce: :NOTES: JERK IT REAL GOOD
pants: I WILL NOT
deuce: THEN YOUR SERVICES ARE NO LONGER NEEDED (YOUR JERKING SERVICES) |
#deuce-pants #emoji #fired #jerking #salt-n-pepa #singing #somber-deuce #woodring-room-background |
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2,755 | 5/16/2006 | your soggy towels pants: YOU ARE LIKE A WASHING MACHINE IN THAT I WILL OPEN YOUR LID AND RE-ARRANGE YOUR SOGGY TOWELS TO ASSURE A BALANCED LOAD
deuce: MY COUNTRY 'TIS OF THEE
pants: BUT FIRST...
pants: LET'S SEE WHAT'S UNDER THIS KILT OF YOURS, LAD
deuce: PAIN AND BLINDNESS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #kilt #laundry #patriotism #sfw #singing #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,635 | 5/3/2017 | your soul is covered in the ash of past civilizations pants: MY SOUL IS BEAUTIFUL
deuce: YOUR SOUL IS COVERED IN THE ASH OF PAST CIVILIZATIONS
deuce: KIND OF AWESOME BUT I WOULDN'T CALL IT BEAUTIFUL |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #sfw #soul #white-background |
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6,869 | 1/3/2018 | your stupid neck pants: HOW ABOUT JUST CLIMB A LADDER, PISS IN MY FACE AND THEN COME DOWN FROM THERE BEFORE YOU BREAK YOUR STUPID NECK
deuce: THAT'S A BIG CAN-DO
deuce: SNAP GLK
deuce: GLLLK |
deuce pants |
#can-do #choking #clip-art #deuce-pants #injury #physical-comedy #piss #stupid-neck #tangy #urinal-background |
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6,602 | 3/31/2017 | your toebeans, your pisspots deuce: > TOUCH WIENER
pants: ***QUEST COMPLETE ***
pants: *** YOU HAVE DIED ***
pants: *** BANNED ***
pants: SHOW ME YOUR TOEBEANS
pants: YOUR PISSPOTS
pants: YOUR HUDDLED MASSES YEARNING TO DRINK PEPSI
hanford: GET OUT OF HERE
hanford: GO ON, GET
pants: NEVER |
pants |
#deuce-hanford-pants #huffy-pants #infocom #pawpads #pepsi #text-adventure #uncredited-character #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,478 | 2/27/2011 | your upload was successful deuce: HANDS UP WHO'S A SPICE GIRL
spigot: I CAN FEEL MY MOUTH GETTING SORE ALREADY |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #mouse-cursor #mouth #white-background |
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4,549 | 5/17/2011 | your video spigot: YOUR VIDEO WILL BEGIN AFTER THIS ADVERTISEMENT
spigot: 1:59
spigot: 1:58
spigot: OH COME ON
spigot: 1:57
spigot: 1:56
spigot: JESUS H. CHRIST FUCKING HURRY UP
spigot: 1:55 |
spigot |
#jesus #mousehole #spigot-solo #video #woodring-room-background #youtube |
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4,738 | 12/11/2011 | your waiter this evening pants: HI EVERYBODY I'M PANTS FROM JERKCITY
pants: I'LL BE YOUR WAITER THIS EVENING
pants: OUR SPECIALS ARE THE VARIED LUMPS ON MY DICK EACH ONE WEIRDER THAN THE LAST |
pants |
#dicks #lumps #pants-from-jerkcity #pants-solo #specials #title-mismatch #waiter #woodring-room-background |
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3,031 | 2/19/2007 | your words hurt me : "Are you my supper?" asked the first one. The second one considered his answer carefully then said: "Yes, and I come with dipping sauce."
spigot: I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN
deuce: YOUR WORDS HURT ME
spigot: WHICH WOULD BE BETTER FOR DELIVERING MY NUTS TO YOUR FACE - LDAP OR PPP
deuce: I'D APPRECIATE A UDP DATAGRAM OF DICK |
deuce spigot |
#caption #deuce-spigot #dipping-sauce #eye-injury #ldap #red-x #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,660 | 11/9/2008 | your words hurt me atandt: DEAR SIR,
deuce: SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE
atandt: YOUR WORDS HURT ME
deuce: UP THE NUTS |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #deja-vu #deuce-eating-mouse-cursor #mouse-cursor #nuts #up-the-nuts #urinal-background |
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6,756 | 9/7/2017 | yup that's piss pants: PISS-TESTING
pants: SIP
pants: YUP THAT'S PISS
deuce: SOME MAY CALL IT URINE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #piss #urine #watersports #yellow-background |
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2,836 | 8/3/2006 | yup yup atandt: WHEN DID YOU GET BACK
pants: I GOT TO RIDE ON A HELICARRIER
atandt: WE WERE GOING TO GO ON HIATUS
deuce: GHULAHULAHLAG
pants: LADYBUGS!!!!!!! GET A BROOM |
atandt deuce pants |
#arrested-by-shield #broom #coy-pants #ladybugs #marvel #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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6,297 | 5/11/2016 | yup, broken spigot: AHLGHAULGHALG
deuce: GHALGHULAHLAHGLAG
spigot: /QUIT
spigot: /EXIT
spigot: /LEAVE
spigot: /DONE
spigot: /END
spigot: /BYE
deuce: /SEXUAL
spigot: /NO
spigot: /STOP
spigot: /RETURN |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #irc #urinal-background |
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8,522 | 7/18/2022 | z.a.d. deuce: T PANTS I HAD A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE DREAM!!!
pants: T DEUCE DID YOU EAT MY BRAINS
deuce: IT WAS MY DREAM SO I WASN'T WASN'T ONE OF THE ZOMBIES YOU IDIOT
deuce: BUT YES I ATE YOUR BRAINS JUST TO BE SAFE |
#brains #cannibalism #coy-pants #deuce-pants #dream #pink-background #sfw #somber-deuce #zombies |
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5,009 | 9/26/2012 | zero not including me deuce: T PANTS HOW MANY HOOKERS WILL BE AT YOUR PARTY
deuce: T PANTS BESIDES YOU
pants: T DEUCE ZERO NOT INCLUDING ME
deuce: > <CHR> |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #hookers #red-background |
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7,937 | 12/11/2020 | zero- factor authentication pants: ZERO-FACTOR AUTHENTICATION IS WHERE I SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND BEAT OFF INTO YOUR PANTIES
deuce: SNIFF THEM FIRST
pants: THAT WOULD BE GROSS!!!!!!!!! |
deuce pants |
#beating-off #deuce-pants #home-invasion #panties #security #urinal-background |
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2,675 | 2/24/2006 | zig- zag pants: ZIG-ZAG
pants: SLOW BURNING
pants: MADE IN FRANCE |
pants |
#bong #counterstrike #marijuana #pants-solo #rolling-paper #uncategorized-background #zig-zag |
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5,979 | 6/13/2015 | zines and more zines pants: A KICKSTARTER TO MAKE THE JERKCITYHD ZINE?????? $$$$$$$$$
pants: AN INDIGOGO TO PUT JERKCITYHIFI ON VINYL???????? ?????!?? $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$4
(pants): WHY IS THE BACKGROUND BLUE |
pants |
#crowdsourcing #false-premise #incorrectly-identified-background #indiegogo #kickstarter #lie #neon-grid-background #pants-solo #sfw #typo #whisper #zine |
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7,978 | 1/21/2021 | zip ties pants: DO YOU STILL FEEL LIKE STORMING THE CAPITOL LATER
deuce: SURE
pants: YOU BRING ZIP TIES AND I'LL BRING A VEGETABLE PLATE
pants: WAIT NO I FEEL LIKE BRINGING A CASSEROLE |
deuce pants |
#blue-background #current-events #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #food #politics #sfw #somber-deuce |
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2,277 | 1/22/2005 | zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing spigot: ZOING ZOING ZOING ZOING ZOING ZOING ZOING ZOING DROPPING THE WHIPPED CREAM CONTAINER AND ZOING ZOING ZOING ZOING STUMBLING OVER TO THE COUNTER TO HELP A CUSTOMER |
spigot |
#photo #physical-comedy #repetition #sfw #spigot-solo #whippits #woodring-den-background |
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2,983 | 1/2/2007 | zombie problem pants: SOME KIND OF ZOMBIE THAT RUNS UP TO YOU, SUCKS YOU OFF AND RUNS INTO THE WOODS (REALLY, REALLY QUICKLY)
deuce: DOES HIS SUCKING OFF MAKE YOU A ZOMBIE TOO
pants: I DON'T THINK SO... NOPE
deuce: GHGLUAUHAGLHAULHLUAG
pants: GROSS!!!! !!!!!!!!! OH WELL HANGING OUT BY THE WOODS ANYWAY
deuce: GLHAULHUAG |
deuce pants spigot |
#blowjob #cruising #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gay #huffy-pants #pink-background #zombie |
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7,775 | 7/2/2020 | zoom pants: ARE WE ALL HERE
spigot: SHOULD WE GET STARTED
deuce: AM I ON
spigot: HOW'S MY SOU
deuce: CAN YOU SEE ME OKAY
pants: SHOULD WE WAITA FEW MINS
spigot: TEST TEST HOW MY SOU
pants: AM I FROZENI THINK YOU'RE FROZEN
deuce: MY LAPTOP IS VERY VERY VERY VERYVERY VERY VERY VERYVERY VERY HOT
spigot: OWS M SOU
pants: VIRUSES ARE FAKEAND MASKS ARE GAY |
deuce pants spigot |
#covid-19 #current-events #deuce-pants-spigot #fake-and-gay #multiple-backgrounds #video-call #weird-pants-face #zoom |
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6,547 | 2/1/2017 | zucchini pants: IS THERE NO NOT-GAY WAY TO WASH THESE ZUCCHINI
pants: MAYBE LENGTH-WISE???? NOPE
spigot: PUT THEM ON THE LAWN AND USE THE GARDEN HOSE FROM FAR AWAY
pants: DISHWASHER
pants: SITTING ON THEM UP AND DOWN????? NOPE
spigot: STUFFING THEM IN MY MOUTH WHILE WEARING THE AIDS QUILT LEADING A PRIDE PARADE????? NOPE
spigot: PUT ON A DRESS AND DO A CAM SHOW FOR 100 TOKENS????? NOPE
deuce: ARE YOU EVEN IN POSSESSION OF THE ZUCCHINI ANYMORE
pants: WE ATE IT LIKE CORN |
deuce pants spigot |
#camgirls #deuce-pants-spigot #deucegrin #food #not-gay #queer-quilt #spigot-points #urinal-background #zucchini |