No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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8,305 | 12/13/2021 | don't chew or swallow pants: PLEASE CLIMBINTO MY MOUTH
deuce: YOUR CAVERNOUS MOUTH
pants: I WILL BE GENTLE
deuce: JUST HOLD ME IN YOUR MOUTH FOR PROTECTION, DON'T CHEW OR SWALLOW ME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mouth-of-pants #multiple-backgrounds #sfw #vore |
|
6,558 | 2/12/2017 | don't cry pants: DON'T CRY
pants: IT'S OKAY
deuce: WUHHHHHH |
deuce pants |
#crying #deuce-pants #rice-a-roni #sad-deuce #sfw #urinal-background |
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4,937 | 7/10/2012 | don't cry little one pants: FUCK YOU
: DEUCE CRIES
pants: I'M SORRY HONEY |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #action #caption #crying #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #kidney #sad-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,514 | 11/21/2002 | don't delete me i'm jerkable spigot: SOMETIMES THE PORN GETS IN MY FACE AND SAYS DON'T DELETE ME I'M JERKABLE
spigot: AT WHICH POINT I ASK YES BUT WILL YOU BE JERKABLE IN THREE WEEKS
spigot: AND THE PORN IS SILENT |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #porn #spigot-solo |
|
7,209 | 12/16/2018 | don't do that pants: KAFF KAFF KAFF
deuce: DON'T DO THAT YOU'RE ONLY DAMAGING YOUR BALLS
pants: THEY ARE FINE
pants: RIGHT BOYS????
pants: BOYS ????? HELLO ?????????
pants: i will be right back |
deuce pants |
#ball-damage #balls #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #kaff #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
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6,455 | 10/20/2016 | don't eat that spigot: PRIME GAPS ARE BOUNDED?????? WHAT ABOUT PRIME RIB
deuce: PRIME NUMBERS ARE *NOT* DELICIOUS
pants: MMM
deuce: NO DON'T EAT THAT |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #food #grabapples #math #mouth-of-pants #prime-numbers #sfw #urinal-background |
|
7,365 | 5/20/2019 | don't forget deuce: I'm going to mix my rice with chili !!!!
pants: and piss
deuce: some piss
pants: don't forget the piss |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #food #piss #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,539 | 5/6/2011 | don't give up the ghost deuce: FOLKS THIS PORN ISN'T GOING TO BEAT ITSELF OFF
pants: IT MIGHT!!!!!!! DON'T GIVE UP THE GHOST |
deuce pants |
#beating-off #deuce-pants #folks #ghost #porn #urinal-background |
|
4,672 | 9/30/2011 | don't know where it comes from deuce: HATE TO BOTHER YOU GUYS AGAIN
deuce: BUT I'D REALLY LIKE MY BRA BACK
deuce: BLHLBAHLABHLABLHABLHABHL |
deuce |
#bra #deuce-solo #woodring-field-background |
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5,370 | 9/28/2013 | don't know why deuce: DON'T KNOW WHY WEATHER.COM JUST ASSUMES I'M A FAGGOT
deuce: OH RIGHT
deuce: I CLICKED THE FAGGOT CHECKBOX IN PREFERENCES |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #faggot #spenny #weather #weather-dot-com #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,256 | 10/2/2007 | don't leave deuce (please) deuce: PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME
deuce: I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT LONG AND HARD
deuce: I'VE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOUR *HURP* |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
|
6,894 | 1/28/2018 | don't leave me hanging deuce: 10 SUCK DICK: GOTO 10
pants: I'M EATING THINGS I FIND IN DRAWERS
deuce: MOSTLY COOKIES, STAPLES
pants: OOH A PAPER CLIP
pants: THIS'LL HURT LATER
deuce: EAT A MAGNET; WAIT 10 MINUTES; REPEAT
pants: DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING WHAT HAPPENS THEN
pants: HMM
pants: MY SIDE HURTS |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #bad-decisions #basic #cookie-drawer #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #pica #repetition #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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7,333 | 4/18/2019 | don't leave me hanging pants: accidentally caught some low-hanging speaker wire in the vacuum cleaner, can't hear anything out of the right side now
effigy: quantum entanglement |
effigy pants |
#effigy #effigy-pants #physics #sfw #single-panel #woodring-field-background |
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7,594 | 1/4/2020 | don't let him pants: DON'T LET HIM SLEEP ON HIS BACK
bung: UNLESS.....
deuce: HE WILL SUFFOCATE FROM THE POKES AND CHOKES |
bung deuce pants |
#bung-deuce-pants #choking #naked #nude #poking #poking-and-choking #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
|
3,390 | 2/13/2008 | don't let him make you dizzy spigot: DEW-DAPPLED BONERS
spigot: AND WARM WOOLEN MITTEN |
spigot |
#dizzy #julie-andrews #mountain-background #my-favorite-things #singing #spigot-solo |
|
4,192 | 5/8/2010 | don't let him make you dizzy pants: IT HURTS
deuce: I KNOW |
pants |
#deuce-pants #dizzy #pain #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,440 | 1/16/2011 | don't lie to me spigot: REMEMBER WHEN I UNPLUGGED YOUR STUPID COMPUTER AND JUST STARED AT YOU
spigot: DON'T LIE TO ME WITH THAT FAT FACE |
spigot |
#computer #fat-face #spigot-solo #stupid #unplugging #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,423 | 3/17/2008 | don't look at him deuce: EATING IT UP
spigot: PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT SPIGOT
spigot: DON'T LOOK
spigot: WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #eating #woodring-field-background |
|
5,996 | 6/30/2015 | don't look down pants: DON'T LOOK DOWN!!!!!! JUST USE YOUR HANDS AND FINGERS AND MOUTH TO TELL ME IF THIS IS MY DONG OR NOT
spigot: I FINK IS MIME |
pants spigot |
#dong #dongs #pants-spigot #urinal-background |
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4,767 | 1/10/2012 | don't look down spigot: HURMPH URMPH
spigot: BLKRJW: OIUW$;N %B(* Q+%_) N8934 -=YHRE |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #white-background |
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3,350 | 1/4/2008 | don't make me say it pants: THAT WAS THEN, THIS IS ANAL
pants: HELLO WORLD
pants: A FOOLPROOF MASTER PLAN INVOLVING MY BALLS
pants: FUDGE DALEKS ?????? EWWW
pants: I WIPE THE POLE DOWN BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHERE THE ONE BEFORE ME HAS BEEN
pants: IS MY BONER A SHARP OBJECT??? OW OW OW YES
pants: TRACE ("PENIS");
pants: EVERYTHING IS FOOD WHERE I COME FROM (DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT) |
pants |
#anal #boner #dalek #food #funloving-nonsense #hello-world #pants-solo #programming #uncategorized-mosaic-background #weird-pants-face |
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8,535 | 7/31/2022 | don't slap 'em spigot: LAST CHANCE TO LOOK AT ME HECTOR
deuce: YOU DON'T SLAP 'EM YOU GRAB 'EM IDIOT
pants: BOXCUTTER |
#breaking-bad #deuce-pants-spigot #green-background #high-res #sfw #single-panel |
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7,162 | 10/30/2018 | don't start spigot: PUNCH ME IN THE SACK
deuce: DON'T START WITH ME SIR |
deuce spigot |
#black-background #cocksucking-noises #deuce-spigot #single-panel #sir |
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4,942 | 7/15/2012 | don't stop now spigot: JUST KEEP CLICKING TILL YOUR HOUSE BURNS DOWN |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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6,912 | 2/15/2018 | don't stop pulling spigot: THAT'S NOT A WISHBONE BUT DON'T STOP PULLING
spigot: MUHUBBLEBLUHDUHHUH MURBLE BURBLE BUTTER BALLS HUBLUBLUHDUH |
spigot |
#mountain-background #spigot-solo #thanksgiving #turkey |
|
8,844 | 6/5/2023 | don't talk to the police spigot: AM I BEING DETAINED
spigot: AM I FREE TO GO
spigot: DID I FAIL THE POLYGRAPH
spigot: ARE YOU SEIZING MY VEHICLE
spigot: YES I WOULD LIKE TO POLL THE JURY
spigot: BEFORE MY LETHAL INJECTION I'D LIKE ALL YOUR NAMES AND BADGE NUMBERS |
#acab #current-events #mountain-background #no-title-card #physical-comedy #police #politics #sfw #spigot-solo |
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5,179 | 3/21/2013 | don't think the war is over pants: I'M HALL AND OATES
deuce: I'M JUST OATES
deuce: YOU WIN THIS BATTLE
deuce: BUT DON'T THINK THE WAR IS OVER |
deuce pants |
#hall-and-oates #mousehole #music #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
3,412 | 3/6/2008 | don't use the doll pants: WHERE DID THE MAN TOUCH YOU
pants: NO, DON'T USE THE DOLL
pants: JUST TOUCH ME |
pants |
#bonequest-hd #pants-solo |
|
7,316 | 4/1/2019 | don't wait up for me deuce: t pants clean this zucchini
pants: it's so filthy
pants: don't wait up for me
pants: this is going to take all night |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #woodring-field-background #zucchini |
|
4,938 | 7/11/2012 | don't you deuce: YOU STILL LOVE ME THOUGH DON'T YOU
: SPIGOT HOPS A TRAIN TO QUEER TOWN
deuce: SNIFF |
deuce spigot |
#action #cafe-d-nuts #deuce-spigot #queertown #sad-deuce #woodring-room-background |
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9,110 | 2/26/2024 | don't you know i'm in love spigot: GETTING IN MY 10,000 DICKS EACH DAY
spigot: 🎶 UP / TOWN / FRUITS
spigot: I'LL MAKE A MESS OF ALL YOUR BUSINESS / SUITS 🎵
spigot: 🎶 I'M DROPPIN' LOOTS |
#billy-joel #custom-background #dicks #exercise #no-title-card #psychosis-background #red-background #singing #spigot-solo |
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6,408 | 8/31/2016 | donate me to science pants: AMEN TO THAT BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! FACESTUFFING
pants: DAYDREAMING AND PUNCHING
pants: BUCKETS OF THE STUFF
pants: DONATE ME TO SCIENCE (FOR UNSCIENTIFIC PURPOSES) |
pants |
#buckets #pants-solo #science #white-background |
|
4,654 | 9/8/2011 | done and done spigot: GURGLING AND BUBBLING IT UP AND OUT THE MOUTH
pants: BE GAY WITH ME
deuce: DONE AND DONE |
deuce pants spigot |
#be-gay-with-me #deuce-pants-spigot #huffy-pants #mouse-cursor #woodring-field-background |
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6,307 | 5/21/2016 | done and i mean done pants: PUNCH MY JUNK
deuce: DONE (AND I MEAN DONE)
pants: THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT (FORK, KNIFE, PLATE WITH URINAL CAKE OVER PASTA, TYING ON BIB)
deuce: IF YOU ARE CALLING WITH A MEDICAL EMERGENCY, PLEASE HANG UP AND DIAL 911. |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #emergency #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
|
3,990 | 10/7/2009 | done deal spigot: JERK WITH ME
deuce: DONE DEAL |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #jerking #negotiations #urinal-background |
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4,212 | 5/30/2010 | done deal spigot: I'M A WALKING KNOB JOB
spigot: FAT GAY DICKS
spigot: T DEUCE YOU BE KASCHA AND I'LL BE RAMBONE
deuce: T SPIGOT DONE DEAL |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #gay-dicks #porn #urinal-background |
|
6,972 | 4/23/2018 | done talkin' for now spigot: DONE TALKIN' FOR NOW (BOOZE KICKING IN)
pants: GO TEAM |
pants spigot |
#alcohol #booze #mousehole #pants-spigot #single-panel #talking #team #teamwork #woodring-room-background |
|
36 | 9/29/1998 | dong bong futures atandt: I THINK DIAPER HUMOUR IS GOING TO SKY ROCKET OVER THE NEXT FEW WEEKS
pants: I'M WITH YOU (ALSO BUYING DONG/BONG FUTURES) |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #bong #comedy #coy-pants #diapers #dong #economics #futures #mousehole #rhyming #woodring-room-background |
|
7,274 | 2/18/2019 | dong goals pants: excuse me but i didn't say *DONGLES* i said *DONG GOALS* |
pants |
#dong #dongle #high-res #huffy-pants #pants-solo #single-panel #white-background |
|
2,722 | 4/13/2006 | dong ong ong ong ong ong spigot: HANDS UP WHO NEEDS A DONG
spigot: DONG ONG ONG ONG ONG ONG ONG ONG ONG
pants: IS THE DONG ECHOING
spigot: THAT'S A TWO-PART QUESTION CLOMP CLOMP *SLAM*
pants: HE'LL BE BACK (OH HE'LL BE BACK ALL RIGHT) |
pants spigot |
#asking-two-questions #clomp #clomp-clomp-slam #coy-pants #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #woodring-room-background |
|
68 | 11/19/1998 | dong party spigot: GUESS WE'RE HEADED FOR THE DONG PARTY |
spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #mousehole #woodring-field-background |
|
3,587 | 8/28/2008 | dong patrol : A message from CDC of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services
deuce: HURRRR
deuce: GHLUAHGLUAG
spigot: IS THERE SUCH OF A THING AS THE DONG PATROL BECAUSE IF NOT I WOULD LIKE AN ATTORNEY |
deuce spigot |
#caption #center-for-disease-control #deuce-spigot #dj-rapekit #woodring-field-background |
|
1,904 | 12/20/2003 | dong school spigot: PUTTING MYSELF THROUGH DONG SCHOOL
deuce: HOW ARE YOU DOING SO FAR
spigot: NOT GOOD
pants: I DISAGREE
spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO OPEN A WINDOW |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot |
|
6,414 | 9/6/2016 | dong squad spigot: I RAN OUT OF JOKES
deuce: FIRED |
deuce spigot |
#behind-the-scenes #comedy #contradictory #deuce-spigot #dong-squad #dongs #employment #failed-comedy #fired #jokes #technicolor #white-background |
|
429 | 12/2/1999 | dong watch pants: I HAVE DONG WATCH TONIGHT
net: DONG WATCH IS A SERIOUS RESPONSIBILITY PRIVATE
net: IF ANY ESCAPE YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE
pants: I HAVE HUNTED DOWN AND SUCKED MANY AN ESCAPED DONG |
net pants |
#dong-watch #dongs #filler-panel #net-pants #private-dicklicker #woodring-stairs-background |
|
37 | 9/30/1998 | dongazine spigot: WELL LONG STORY SHORT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS "DONGAZINE" AND I'M STILL OVERWEIGHT AND MY MOUTH HURTS |
#bonequest-hi-fi #dongazine #drugs #fat #fatness #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,443 | 8/6/2019 | dongbutter.js spigot: a bunk bed for $1200/month ??????????? okay but only because i don't know angular.js
pants: sorry but the new hotness is dongbutter.js and you need to know this framework (unzipping, dropping)
deuce: where the $ global refers to your dong |
deuce pants spigot |
#bay-area #deuce-pants-spigot #dong #dongbutter #javascript #programming #single-panel #urinal-background |
|
77 | 12/3/1998 | dongles deuce: STAR SPANGLED BONERS
pants: DONGLES
pants: NEW FANGLED BONGS
pants: O SAY CAN YOU HULASHGLAHGLAHLGAHGLHALGHULAHG
|
#boner #bong #cocksucking-noises #deuce-pants #deucegrin #dongle #grin-panel #marijuana #star-spangled-banner #woodring-stairs-background |
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746 | 10/8/2000 | dongling spigot: I AM DONGLING IT
spigot: AND MAKING A MENTAL NOTE TO BONGLE IT
pants: ROUGH CLOSETED SEX
deuce: OKAY NOT ALL THAT CLOSETED
pants: AND LESS ROUGH THAN ONE MIGHT EXPECT
pants: BANG BANG BANG BANG OW OW OW OW
pants: I'M BILL KURTIS
deuce: HOLDING YOU VERY FIRMLY, STILL
pants: KNOWING THE CREME PIE FIGHT IS ABOUT TO START |
deuce pants spigot |
#gunmetal-background |
|
1,176 | 12/20/2001 | dongs deuce: DONGS
pants: REALLY NOW
deuce: YES
pants: HMM UM I DON'T KNOW |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #dongs #drunk-deuce #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
|
4,641 | 8/26/2011 | dongs at dawn deuce: WHO WANTS TO JERK UNTIL THE MORNING SUN ?!?!?!?!?
deuce: ARE YOU WITH ME PEOPLE ?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
pants: SOILED
spigot: I'VE ONLY GOT UNTIL THE MORNING LIGHT, THEN I DO DONGS AT DAWN ON KOFY TV-20
deuce: TRAITOR |
deuce pants spigot |
#bay-area #deuce-pants-spigot #san-francisco #tv-20 #white-background |
|
389 | 10/24/1999 | dongs for chameleons deuce: WHAT MADE TRUMAN CAPOTE SUCH A COMPLETE FAGGOT
pants: DICKS I WOULD VENTURE
deuce: CHECK |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #faggot #truman-capote #wc-fields #woodring-field-background |
|
8,771 | 3/24/2023 | dongs out spigot: DONGS OUT: A BONEQUEST MYSTERY |
#awards-eligible #dongs #knives-out #mystery #netflix #no-title-card #red-background #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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3,374 | 1/28/2008 | donut field spigot: DONUT FIELD
pants: JIMBO WALES LIKES TO POOP
spigot: FALAFEL WORKSHOP
pants: DON'T TAKE THAT SWARTHY TONE WITH ME
spigot: "SHOE ME IN THE NUTS, I'M A CLOWN" THEN I FORGET THE REST
pants: LOOK AT TARGET AND BLINK RAPIDLY TO INSTALL |
pants spigot |
#blue-background #clown #donut #falafel #farts #huffy-pants #jimbo-wales #pants-spigot #wikipedia |
|
4,884 | 5/13/2012 | doo da pants: TO THE TUNE OF "YANKEE DOODLE DANDY":
pants: SPRAYING WINDEX UP MY DICK
deuce: DOO DA / DOO DA |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #blue-background #camptown-races #deuce-pants #singing #windex #yankee-doodle |
|
4,971 | 8/13/2012 | doo dah spigot: GAVE HER AIDS AND KICKED HER OUT
pants: DOO DAH / DOO DAH |
pants spigot |
#aids #camptown-races #grey-background #pants-spigot #singing |
|
7,805 | 8/1/2020 | doo dah deuce: :MUSICAL_NOTES: WHO PUTS PEANUTS UP HIS BUTT /I DO / I DO
deuce: ("DOO DAH")
pants: DON’T FEED THE SQUIRRELS |
deuce pants |
#anal-insertion #animals #camptown-races #deuce-pants #emoji #singing #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,496 | 6/22/2022 | doo dah^2 spigot: SHITTING THROUGH MY AERON CHAIR |
#aeron #camptown-races #mountain-background #shit #spigot-solo |
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47 | 10/14/1998 | doofus and dorkus dick: PERHAPS THE ANSWER TO THE GENTLEMAN'S QUESTION LIES HERE, IN MY PANTS
dick: THE ANSWER IS COCK!!!!!!
dick: IT REALLY *IS* THAT SIMPLE
dick: (TRYING TO SHUT UP)
spigot: STARS DOOFUS AND DORKUS |
#cocks #debut #dick-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,038 | 8/11/2015 | door 1 deuce: IF SOMEONE DOESN'T START BEING FUNNY IN FIFTEEN SECONDS I'M TAKING A BIG OL' DUMP ALL OVER THIS LAPTOP
deuce: (EITHER THAT OR GETTING ANOTHER BEER)
atandt: DOOR 1
deuce: DISQUALIFICATION
atandt: DOOR 1 |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #beer #fighting-irish-pose #lets-make-a-deal #targeted-shitting #urinal-background |
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4,402 | 12/7/2010 | doot doot doo doot spigot: DOOT DOOT DOO DOOT
deuce: FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
spigot: SUCKING POKING HURTING NOW
spigot: DOOT DOOT DOOT
deuce: SUCKING ALL THE DICKS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #sucking #woodring-field-background |
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956 | 5/9/2001 | dope spigot: HE'S ALL "WANNA POUNDA DOPE" AND I SAY YES SIR AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW HE'S REALLY POUNDING IT INTO MY FACE!!!!!! THEN I REALIZE I AM THE DOPE
|
spigot |
#dope #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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3,235 | 9/11/2007 | dope fiend deuce: [REDACTED] ALTERNATING WEST WING AND HOMOS EVERY DAY CONSTANTLY FOREVER
pants: ARE YOU ASKING ME TO MARRY YOU
pants: ARE YOU ASKING ARE YOU ASKING ARE YOU ASKING
pants: ARE YOU ASKING ME TO MARRY YOU MARRY YOU MARRY YOU MARRY YOU MARRY YOU MARRY YOU MARRY YOU CORE DUMPED |
deuce pants |
#comic-book-background #deuce-pants #redacted-text #repetition #uncategorized-mosaic-background #unix |
|
7,210 | 12/17/2018 | DOPE MY STONISH MOCKERY spigot: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DOPE MY STONISH MOCKERY
spigot: I MEAN
spigot: WHAT WAS THE QUESTION |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #stoned #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,317 | 4/2/2019 | dopey, pudgy butterfaces in every discipline spigot: every time the camera pans across a theranos all-hands, all i see are dopey, pudgy butterfaces in every discipline but none dopier or pudgier than eholmes herself *SEND*
deuce: she is extremely doofusy
spigot: (baritone) one alcohol please
spigot: did we ever get confirmation she's been blacked |
deuce spigot |
#blacked #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #futurama #grey-background #gun #theranos |
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7,197 | 12/4/2018 | DOPPLER RADAR pants: DOPPLER RADAR IN THE MENS ROOM
deuce: I AM SEEING THEM COMING (BLUE) AND GOING (RED)
deuce: ALSO I WOULD LIKE A MINT FOR MY TROUBLE
pants: MY BONG IS HUGGING ME AND LOVING ME |
deuce pants |
#bi-curious #blueshift #bong #coy-pants #deuce-pants #doppler-effect #drunk-deuce #grey-background #marijuana #radar #redshift |
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3,403 | 2/26/2008 | dorm rooms deuce: [HOW ABOUT] FISTING ME WITH THAT THERE BASEBALL BAT
deuce: IF YOU PUT ME UP YOU I POISON YOUR COLON
spigot: THESE DORM ROOMS ARE LIKE FAGGOT OVENS
deuce: I NEVER KNEW TRUE LOVE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-spigot #holocaust #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,923 | 11/27/2020 | doth deuce: A POO DOTH POKE |
deuce |
#deuce-pants-spigot #mountain-background #poo #shakespeare #single-panel |
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6,040 | 8/13/2015 | double agent pants: T DEUCE I LICK DICK FOR THE CIA AND THE KGB |
deuce pants |
#cia #deuce-pants #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #espionage #kgb #single-panel #urinal-background |
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2,292 | 2/6/2005 | double anal (deuce): ANAL
spigot: SIGNING HERE MEANS THAT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT DOUBLE ANAL ACTUALLY MEANS TWO IN THERE AT THE SAME TIME |
deuce spigot |
#anal #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #mousehole #porn #whisper #woodring-room-background |
|
9,218 | 6/13/2024 | double clicking spigot: TAKING A SHIT IN THE SYSTEM FOLDER |
#defecation #macintosh #mountain-background #no-title-card #shit #spigot-solo |
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9,095 | 2/11/2024 | double shifts pants: DOUBLE SHIFTS AT THE DICKLICKING FACTORY
pants: JUST SO I CAN WORK WEEKENDS AT THE CRINGE PLANT |
#cringe #dicklicking #pants-solo #woodring-room-background #work |
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4,565 | 6/3/2011 | double tall spigot: PRASHANT YOUR NONFAT ICED MOCHA IS READY
spigot: (PRASHANT)
spigot: GOT A DOUBLE-TALL VANILLA LATTE FOR PRASHANT |
spigot |
#green-background #prashant #sfw #spigot-solo #starbucks |
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8,168 | 7/30/2021 | double-dicking pants: T DEUCE I LICK DICK FOR THE CIA AND THE KGB
deuce: T PANTS DOUBLE-DICKING THAT IS |
deuce pants |
#cia #deja-vu #deuce-pants #dicklicking #double-agent #espionage #kgb #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,989 | 1/8/2007 | double, triple spigot: DOUBLE, SOMETIMES TRIPLE DONGING
spigot: SAN / FRAN / CISCO
spigot: I'M LICKING DICK / AGAIN
spigot: FAVORITE FOOD: PIZZA, HAMBURGERS
(spigot): DISLIKES: MONDAYS |
spigot |
#bay-area #fannypacks #hamburger #monday #pizza #san-francisco #spigot-solo #whisper |
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8,145 | 7/7/2021 | doubt pants: CAN’T PISS UNLESS YOU WATCH
spigot: :NEGATIVE_SQUARED_CROSS_MARK: DOUBT |
pants spigot |
#brown-background #emoji #la-noire #pants-spigot #piss #single-panel #voyeurism |
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2,802 | 7/2/2006 | dow now now now (chorus) (spigot): I'M A FAT FLOPPY DORK
spigot: HOLY GOD MY FONTS ARE BURNING IN THE PRINTER
.(spigot): I'D BETTER FILE A BUG
spigot: HELP MY CHOOSER'S NOT WORKING
spigot: IT WON'T LET ME PICK AN APPLICATION |
spigot |
#bug-report #macintosh #mountain-background #sfw #spigot-solo #thought #whisper |
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8,459 | 5/16/2022 | dow tumbles pants: EVERY TIME I SEE THE PHRASE “DOW TUMBLES” I THINK “UPSKIRT” |
#current-events #pants-solo #stocks #upskirt #voyeurism #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,971 | 9/18/2009 | down a hole pants: I FELL DOWN A HOLE AND NOW I'M WET/COLD |
pants |
#hole #hole-problems #pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background |
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9,032 | 12/10/2023 | down down down deuce: CHECK OUT MY TITS
deuce: MY TITS ARE DOWN HERE |
#deuce-solo #no-title-card #olive-background #somber-deuce #tits |
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6,028 | 8/1/2015 | down in front pants: STIGMATA
deuce: ECZEMA
pants: UUCICO
deuce: DOWN IN FRONT |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #down-in-front #unix #urinal-background |
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2,679 | 2/28/2006 | down in your hole pants: HOW YA DOIN' DOWN THERE
pants: IN YOUR FUCKING HOLE
deuce: GET OFFA ME
pants: WATCHING THE MTV |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #get-offa-me #hole #mtv #woodring-field-background |
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4,586 | 7/2/2011 | down into you pants: CAN I GO DOWN INTO YOU
deuce: YOU CAN GIVE ME HEAD
pants: IS THAT THE SAME THING?
deuce: FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS CONVERSATION AND ME GETTING A BLOWJOB: YES |
pants |
#blowjob #deuce-pants #photo #white-background |
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3,846 | 5/14/2009 | down my pants spigot: DIZZINESS
spigot: TINGLY WARMTH RADIATING DOWN MY ARM
spigot: PARDON: MY PANTS |
spigot |
#piss #soiling-myself #spigot-solo #trousers #urinal-background |
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1,932 | 1/17/2004 | down over yonder spigot: THAT MAY HAVE BEEN THE FIRST SNICKERS OF THE DAY BUT IT WON'T BE THE LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: I'M IN A LOT OF PAIN/ DISCOMFORT DOWN HERE
spigot: DOWN OVER YONDER
deuce: THINK PLEASANT THOUGHTS (BALLOONS, SPICKS, ETC.) |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #woodring-room-background |
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7,414 | 7/8/2019 | down since sunday evening spigot: my pants fell down, he exclaimed to three colleagues whose pants had been down since sunday evening |
spigot |
#bottomless #nu-urinal-background #single-panel #spigot-solo #trousers |
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4,256 | 7/13/2010 | down stairs spigot: PULLING MY PANTS DOWN
spigot: AND
spigot: FALLING DOWN STAIRS |
spigot |
#falling-down #physical-comedy #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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88 | 12/18/1998 | down the stairs : PANTS FALLS DOWN THE STAIRS (AGAIN)
deuce: I'M NOT CALLING THE AMBULANCE THIS TIME
pants: WHO ASKED (SPUTTER)
pants: YOU TO (HGUGHG)
pants: OKAY CALL
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deuce pants |
#ambulance #bored-pants #caption #deuce-pants #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #mousehole #physical-comedy #sfw #stairs #woodring-room-background |
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6,807 | 11/3/2017 | down there in my dirty clothes pants: WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE IN MY DIRTY CLOTHES
pants: HI THERE HELLO
pants: FUCKING LOOK AT ME |
pants |
#dicklicking #dirty-clothes #huffy-pants #laundry #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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5,629 | 6/28/2014 | down time spigot: HUHHHHH I HELD MY BREATH THE WHOLE TIME JERKCITY WAS DOWN |
spigot |
#breath #downtime #grey-background #hhhhh #meta #spigot-solo #troll #troll-blowing |
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7,830 | 8/26/2020 | down voted spigot: PROBABLY GET DOWNVOTED TO HELL BUT I LICK DICK |
spigot |
#dicklicking #mousehole #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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8,626 | 10/30/2022 | down we go pants: DOWN WE GO
pants: BLOOP
pants: SEARCHING FOR DICK ON THE OCEAN FLOOR |
#blue-background #dicks #ocean #pants-solo |
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5,006 | 9/23/2012 | down we go spigot: MANHANDLED COCKPIG FANATICS
pants: STARRING MERYL STREEP AND TOMMY LEE JONES |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #woodring-field-background |
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3,285 | 10/31/2007 | down with that deuce: HANDS UP WHO'S GAY
spigot: T DEUCE ARE YOU EVEN A MEMBER OF THE FEDERATION
deuce: T SPIGOT NO I'M WITH THE EMPIRE
spigot: LET'S WEAR ANKHS AND JERK LIKE GOTHS
deuce: I'M DOWN WITH THAT |
deuce spigot |
#ankh #deuce-spigot #goth #jerking #star-trek #star-wars #urinal-background |
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6,585 | 3/12/2017 | downer cow deuce: I'M A DOWNER COW
deuce: PUT ME DOWN
pants: SAME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #euthanasia #livestock #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,160 | 6/28/2007 | download spigot: I THOUGHT MAYBE THE BITS COULD BE DOWNLOADED FROM UP YOUR SKIRT |
spigot |
#nurk #spigot-solo #upskirt #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,601 | 12/12/2005 | downtime pants: UNLOAD THE POO FROM MY PANTS
pants: QUICK BEFORE I MAKE MORE
spigot: T PANTS TO WHICH I RESPONDED WHAT BROOM?????? THAT'S MY BONER LADY
spigot: WELL MAYBE YOU HAD TO BE THERE
deuce: FALAFEL |
deuce pants spigot |
#black-background #deuce-pants-spigot #edited #falafel #motion-blur #poo #trousers |
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3,746 | 2/3/2009 | downtime deuce: THE NAMESERVER'S DOWN SO I'M STRANDED
deuce: SOMEBODY HOLD ME |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dns #sfw #urinal-background |
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3,948 | 8/26/2009 | downtown pants: I THINK WE'VE ALL HUNG OUT DOWNTOWN BEFORE |
pants |
#hammie-treats #mouse-cursor #pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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35 | 9/28/1998 | dragging and dropping atandt: HELLO WINDOWS
pants: HELLO ATANDT
atandt: YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE WINDOWS
atandt: DRAGGING AND DROPPING ANYWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: CRUSHED, BATTERED
atandt: I AM RED HAT LINUX PEOPLE
deuce: BUYING YOU AT FRY'S FOR $44 |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-pants #coy-pants #drunk-deuce #frys-electronics #linux #red-hat #sfw #windows #woodring-room-background |