No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
391 | 10/26/1999 | free patrick pants: AND IT TURNS OUT THE DICKS WERE HIDING IN THE SECRET ANN FRANK HOLE THE ENTIRE TIME
pants: ANY QUESTIONS
spigot: JOIN #DISNEYDADS
pants: #0!!!!!!!!DAD&DAUGHTERSEX
spigot: HURRICANE GERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
pants spigot |
#ann-frank #dicks #disney #irc #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,954 | 12/3/2006 | free porn deuce: HUHHH
pants: HI
deuce: I AM AN FTL TRANSMITTER AND CAN SEND MY MESSAGES INTO THE FOURTH DIMENSION AND THAT IS HOW THEY ECHO BACK
pants: HOW DID YOU GET INTO LOWERCASE
deuce: GHLAHGULAHGULAHUGLAHG
pants: HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #ftl #label #lowercase #title-mismatch #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,183 | 10/20/2004 | free range cocks deuce: MY QUESTION IS WHO OWNS THE DICKS
pants: UH
pants: NOBODY
pants: THEY'RE FREE TO ROAM AS THEY PLEASE |
deuce pants |
#cocks #deuce-pants #free-range-cocks #get-offa-me #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,625 | 8/10/2011 | free software deuce: I'D LIKE TO SHARE MY DEEP PHILOSOPHY OF FREE SOFTWARE WITH YOU: FFHHHTH THTHTHH FHFH HUGE COILED SHIT FOR YOUR GAZE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #deuces-shits #philosophy #shit #white-background |
|
5,936 | 5/1/2015 | free-range ozone: I SAW SOME FREE-RANGE COCKS UP AROUND THE CORNER
ozone: SHOULD I GO UP THERE AND SEE IF I CAN CATCH ONE
ozone: NOBODY LIVES THERE, IT'S NOT LIKE THESE COCKS JUST WANDERED OFF
ozone: MAYBE THEY'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO WALK INTO A CAT CARRIER
ozone: I HAVEN'T DONE THIS BEFORE |
ozone |
#cocks #free-range-cocks #ozone-solo #urinal-background |
|
1,618 | 3/6/2003 | freeze dried spigot: I HAVE A BAG OF FREEZE-DRIED APRICOTS
spigot: HUALGHLUAGHLUAG
spigot: YOU ARE REALLY CHOKING ME NOW WITH THAT SKI POLE |
spigot |
#apricot #choking #food #mountain-background #sfw #violent-disapproval |
|
6,118 | 10/30/2015 | freeze frame spigot: FREEZE FRAME BEATING OFF: IT WAS OUTTA RESPECT |
spigot |
#goodfellas #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,133 | 3/7/2010 | french breaded pizzas deuce: IF STOUFFER'S DIDN'T MAKE FRENCH BREADED PIZZAS I'D HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO HUNT OR SOMETHING |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #pizza #stouffers #woodring-room-background |
|
1,702 | 5/29/2003 | frenzied protesters spigot: FRENZIED PROTESTERS IN PESHAWAR SET FIRE TO THE AMERICAN FLAG, THEN RIPPED IT APART AND ATE THE SMOULDERING REMNANTS
spigot: WHILE AMERICA WATCHED FRASIER
spigot: FOLLOWED BY A BONUS FRASIER |
spigot |
#bonus #current-events #flag-burning #frasier #pakistan #protesters #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
|
4,082 | 1/14/2010 | fresh from the oven pants: MMMMMMM WARM BALLS FRESH FROM THE OVEN |
pants |
#baking #balls #pants-solo #urinal-background |
|
2,959 | 12/8/2006 | fresh hot bacon spigot: FUCK YOUR FACE
pants: FRESH HOT BACON IS ALL I SEE |
pants spigot |
#bacon #censored #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,378 | 2/24/2022 | fresh out pants: DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: WHERE
pants: DUNNO
pants: WAS HOPING YOU HAD SOME
deuce: FRESH OUT |
#bored-pants #deuce-pants #dicks #somber-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
||
9,168 | 4/24/2024 | fresh vegetables in the crisper spigot: CARROTS AND CELERY ARE THE REAL CANCER STICKS
spigot: WEIRDLY I HAVE NO PROBLEM WHITTLING ZUCCHINIS INTO THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
spigot: I WHITTLE THEM UNTIL THEY'RE GONE AND WE CAN'T HAVE ZUCCHINI |
#cancer #carrot #celery #cigarette #crisp #drugs #food #garbage-disposal #orange-background #sfw #spigot-solo #zucchini |
||
4,328 | 9/23/2010 | fresh, hot pants: BACON BACON BACON BACON
spigot: FRESH HOT BURF [SILENCE] |
pants spigot |
#cricket #deuce-pants #sfw #silence |
|
6,317 | 5/31/2016 | freshly baked dongs deuce: HI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: WE SEEM TO BE HAVE DISCONNECTED
spigot: DOOTDOOTDOOT DOOTDOOTDOOT IF YOU'D LIKE TO LICK A DICK PLEASE HANG UP AND TRY YOUR CALL AGAIN DGONDGONDGOND GONDGONDGON DGONDGONDG *BEEP!* |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #deucegrin #dial-tone #freshly-baked #if-youd-like-to-make-a-call #punctuation #telephone #telephony #typo #woodring-field-background |
|
1,969 | 2/22/2004 | freshly baked dongs spigot: FRESHLY BAKED DONGS!!!!!!!
deuce: WHAT
deuce: WHERE
spigot: POINTING!!!!!!!! |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dongs #drunk-deuce #freshly-baked #spigot-points #wang #woodring-field-background |
|
259 | 6/21/1999 | freudian splurt spigot: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW A "FAGGOT" CAN ALSO MEAN A TIGHTLY-WRAPPED BUNDLE OF DICKS!!!!
spigot: I MEAN STICKS
spigot: GUESS I HAD A FREUDIAN SPLURT!!! I MEAN SPLUTTERY FACE!!!! I MEAN FAGGOTY SLOBBERGBLKGPTH
deuce: A DICK STAT |
deuce spigot |
#bundle-of-sticks #deuce-spigot #dicks #drunk-deuce #faggot #freudian #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,548 | 5/16/2011 | friday night pants: COSPLAY
pants: LARPING
pants: FILKING
pants: RELOADING |
pants |
#filking #friday #huffy-pants #panda #pants-solo #sfw #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
|
8,738 | 2/19/2023 | friendly bump spigot: DO WE HAVE A GO-TO-MARKET STRATEGY FOR MY PENIS
deuce: CONVERSATION COMPLETE. NO MORE COMMUNICATION WITH ME NEEDED
deuce: EVER
spigot: FRIENDLY BUMP
deuce: PERFECT 440 HZ SINE WAVE
spigot: FRIENDLY SQUIRT
deuce: COSMIC BACKGROUND HUM |
#cosmic-microwave-background #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #marketing #mountain-background #penis-of-spigot #somber-deuce #squirt |
||
3,612 | 9/22/2008 | friendly fire : Below: Pants from Jerkcity, a cornfed American beauty
pants: IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN
pants: HUHHHHHHHHHHHH
pants: NO IT'S REALLY NOT
(pants): SO DIZZY
.(pants): SO TIRED
pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGGH
pants: FIGHT FAIR YOU BIG FAT DIRTY BONG YOU (KISSING NOISES) |
pants |
#bong #caption #corn #dizzy #drugs #huffy-pants #marijuana #nambla #nuggh #pants-solo #smoking #thought #tired #weird-pants-face #whisper #woodring-field-background |
|
3,639 | 10/19/2008 | friends like that spigot: WITH FRIENDS LIKE THAT!!!!!!!! CUT MY DICK OFF |
spigot |
#amputation #cut-my-dick-off #friends #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
7,997 | 2/9/2021 | friends with bonerfits spigot: REID FLEMING IS BACK IN MY LIFE AND I FUCKING HATE IT
deuce: WHO'S THAT
spigot: JUST SOME IDIOT
spigot: OH GOD I JUST WANT TO DIE |
deuce spigot |
#comics #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #mountain-background #reid-fleming #sad-spigot #sixty-nine #worlds-toughest-milkman |
|
6,338 | 6/21/2016 | friendship deuce: GET ME SOUP AND THEN GIVE ME A HANDJOB (THAT'S WHAT FRIENDSHIP MEANS) |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #handjob #high-res #soup #urinal-background |
|
5,939 | 5/4/2015 | friendship spigot: I WOULD PLACE AN ENTERTAINING MOVIE ABOVE FRIENDSHIP |
spigot |
#boner #friendship #priorities #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
525 | 3/4/2000 | frightening children pants: I AM NOT EMBARASSED BY MY ERECTION
deuce: YOUR ERECTION IS FRIGHTENING CHILDREN EVERYWHERE SO IT IS NOT SO MUCH SOMETHING TO BE EMBARASSED ABOUT BUT RATHER SOMETHING TO BE CONTROLLED AND REGULATED
deuce: T SPIGOT AND AS FOR YOU YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING RIGHT NOW (YOU GIVE ME A LAP DANCE)
spigot: BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEGBLBLGP
pants: I AM A MONSTER |
deuce pants spigot |
#beetlejuice #boner #deuce-pants-spigot #drowning-bucket #erection #lap-dance #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,770 | 6/27/2020 | frills and flowers pants: :NOTES: ALL DRESSED UP
spigot: WITH BUTTONSAND BOWS :NOTES:
spigot: :NOTES: YOU'RE SUCKINGOUR DICKS
pants: THAT'S JUSTHOW IT GOES :NOTES: |
pants spigot |
#cocksucking #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #emoji #feet-above-floor #mountain-background #rhyming #singing |
|
167 | 3/25/1999 | frog and toad are friends pants: SPIGOT LICKS DICK
spigot: I BEG YOUR PUHHLGLHGLHGLHG |
pants spigot |
#dicklicking #frog #pants-spigot #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,779 | 10/4/2017 | frog eggs deuce: WHY ARE YOU STILL UP
pants: COUNTING FROG EGGS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #frog #sfw #single-panel #urinal-background |
|
5,534 | 3/24/2014 | frogger |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dig-dug #frog #frogger #sfw #uncategorized-background #weird-pants-face |
|
6,445 | 10/10/2016 | frogs (toads, whatever, shut up) deuce: I DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH FROGS YOU SEE(TOADS, WHATEVER, SHUT UP)
net: I'M AFRAID TO JACK OFF
deuce: T NET WHAT A PREDICAMENT
net: T DEUCE MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #deucegrin #frog #toad #urinal-background |
|
6,007 | 7/11/2015 | frolf spigot: FRISBEE GOLF OR AS I CALL IT ............ FROLF
deuce: WHILE FILKING (FROLFILKING) |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #filking #irc #neologisms #sfw #urinal-background |
|
1,227 | 2/9/2002 | from 6pm to 8pm atandt: T DEUCE I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT I'LL BE WANG CHUNGING FROM 6PM TO 8PM TONIGHT
deuce: T ATANDT YOU ANNOUNCE THAT EVERY SINGLE DAY SIR
atandt: T DEUCE CAN'T STOP THE CHUNGING
deuce: T ATANDT WANG CHUNG MEANS "PERFECT BLOWJOB" |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #blowjob #drunk-deuce #scheduling #wang-chung #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,203 | 12/10/2018 | from a man to a butterfly pants: can i transition from a man to a butterfly (is that the law)
deuce: what are your pronouns
pants: SUCK AND FUCK ROOM |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #pronouns #trans #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,397 | 2/20/2008 | from all the way over here spigot: I CAN SEE HOW GAY YOU ARE FROM ALL THE WAY OVER HERE
deuce: IS THAT MY CUE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #gay #woodring-field-background |
|
2,176 | 10/14/2004 | from both sides deuce: OH MY JESUS FROM BOTH SIDES
deuce: OH THOSE AREN'T DICKS
deuce: OH MY GOD THEY ARE |
deuce |
#afraid-deuce #deuce-solo #dicks #drunk-deuce #jesus #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,355 | 1/9/2008 | from dick to dick dick: FLITTING ABOUT FROM DICK TO DICK LIKE A HUMMINGBIRD IN SEARCH OF NECTAR
deuce: BANG |
deuce dick |
#bang #deuce-dick #dick #dick-to-dick #hummingbird #nectar #violence #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,539 | 7/11/2008 | from dong to dong spigot: I'M TALKING ABOUT LOVING, MONOGAMOUS DICKLICKING INSTEAD OF JUST CAVALIERING FROM DONG TO DONG |
spigot |
#blur-effect #deja-vu #series #spigot-solo |
|
3,536 | 7/8/2008 | from dong to dong spigot: I'M TALKING ABOUT LOVING, MONOGAMOUS DICKLICKING INSTEAD OF JUST CAVALIERING FROM DONG TO DONG |
spigot |
#deja-vu #dicklicking #mousehole #series #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
3,537 | 7/9/2008 | from dong to dong spigot: I'M TALKING ABOUT LOVING, MONOGAMOUS DICKLICKING INSTEAD OF JUST CAVALIERING FROM DONG TO DONG |
spigot |
#blur-effect #deja-vu #series #spigot-solo |
|
3,540 | 7/12/2008 | from dong to dong spigot: I'M TALKING ABOUT LOVING, MONOGAMOUS DICKLICKING INSTEAD OF JUST CAVALIERING FROM DONG TO DONG |
spigot |
#blur-effect #deja-vu #mousehole #series #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
3,538 | 7/10/2008 | from dong to dong spigot: I'M TALKING ABOUT LOVING, MONOGAMOUS DICKLICKING INSTEAD OF JUST CAVALIERING FROM DONG TO DONG |
spigot |
#blur-effect #deja-vu #series #spigot-solo |
|
7,378 | 6/2/2019 | from each according to their gifts pants: ah of course (stroking lenin beard)
deuce: the dictatorship of the proletariat is at hand
deuce: from each according to their gifts, to each according to their capacity to accept huge quantities of dick
pants: the good of the state is the good of the urk choking and being choked at the same time |
deuce pants |
#choking #communism #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #easy-open #instructions #marxism #physical-comedy #vladimir-lenin #woodring-field-background |
|
6,267 | 4/10/2016 | from farm to table |
spigot |
#coding #farm-to-table #food #spigot #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
5,677 | 8/15/2014 | from now on pants: LAST NIGHT WE AGREED NOT TO BE GAY FROM NOW ON AND YOU BLEW IT MISTER
pants: WE AGREED
pants: AND NOW I HAVE TO DESTROY YOU (SLOWLY PUTTING LID ONTO JAR, CRYING, SINGING NATIONAL ANTHEM TO DISTRACT MYSELF) |
deuce pants |
#destruction #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #dry-cleaners #gay #huffy-pants #national-anthem #violence #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,259 | 1/4/2005 | from now on spigot: FROM NOW ON PLEASE ADDRESS ME AS EITHER "DOCTOR WHO" OR "THE DOCTOR"
spigot: OR JUST "DOCTOR" OR "ZAPHOD"
spigot: TELL DEUCE Q*BERT WOULD ALSO BE ACCEPTABLE
deuce: T MINUS TWO MINUTES |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dr-who #hitchhikers-guide #q-bert #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
1,516 | 11/23/2002 | from the sun spigot: SOMETIMES I VISIT THE HUMANE SOCIETY AND LET ALL THE DOGS PISS ON MY FACE AT ONCE
spigot: I'LL SEE YOU ON ALT.TV.3RD-ROCK !!!!!!!!
spigot: FROM THE SUN |
spigot |
#3rd-rock-from-the-sun #dick-solomon #dog #god #piss #spigot-solo #sun #usenet |
|
6,033 | 8/6/2015 | from the top pants: COULD YOU TWO PLEASE GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER
pants: OKAY FROM THE TOP
pants: HOOO BOY I'M GLAD THAT'S LASJGHKSDHKSFHBSIDFHU &SDF BKSDF *YHSF |
pants |
#crickets #pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background |
|
8,228 | 9/28/2021 | from the top pants: OKAY, FROM THE TOP, THIS TIME I’LL LISTEN AND TAKE NOTES: HOW DOES ONE GO ABOUT POOING
spigot: DICK LICKER / DICK LICKER / LICK ME A DICK
spigot: SUCK ME A PRICK / TODAY
spigot: COCK SUCKER / COCK SUCKER / SUCK ME A COCK
spigot: AND THEN / I WILL JUST GO AWAY
spigot: (C) TOM LEHRER |
pants spigot |
#cocksucking #dicklicking #fiddler-on-the-roof #filler-panel #pants-spigot #poo #singing #tom-lehrer #woodring-room-background |
|
2,373 | 4/28/2005 | from the trade center pants: FALLING FROM THE TRADE CENTER
deuce: SHOOTING YOU AS YOU FALL SO THAT WE CAN MAKE A SOCRATIC FIRST-SEMESTER LEGAL QUESTION BECOME FACT |
deuce pants |
#9-11 #deuce-pants #intervening-cause #legal #legalese #sfw #suicide #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,196 | 8/3/2007 | frosted faces : We now return to Spigot the Bear already in progress
spigot: FROSTED FACES
spigot: THEY'RE GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR |
spigot |
#caption #sfw #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #woodring-field-background |
|
3,280 | 10/26/2007 | frrrrrrr huhhhhhhgle spigot: SO ANYHOO THE VIDEO STORE GUY LIED ABOUT AN ALLEGED SEQUEL TO "FACESTUFFING FRENZY"
spigot: THEY'RE LIKE NIGHT AND DAY TO BE QUITE FRRRRRR HUHHHHHHGLE OW FRANK
deuce: IT'S HARD WHEN YOUR OWN FRIENDS TURN ON YOU LIKE THAT
spigot: DOSES |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #facestuffing #porn #sequel #woodring-field-background |
|
9,094 | 2/10/2024 | fruit fly spigot: WHAT'S THE POINT OF WHIPPING OUT MY HAND WITH LIGHTNING FAST CAT-LIKE REFLEXES TO GRAB AND SQUEEZE A FRUITFLY IF WHEN I OPEN MY HAND IT FLAPS OUT UNHARMED INTO MY FAT STUPID FACE |
#existential #fat-face #flap #no-title-card #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
||
3,182 | 7/20/2007 | fuck ozone: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ozone: OKAY THERE
(ozone): THE SYSTEM IS BEING SHUT DOWN NOW!!!
.(deuce): WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT GUY ANYWAY |
deuce ozone |
#deuce-ozone #drunk-deuce #fuck #shutdown #shutdown-now #thought #whisper #woodring-den-background |
|
3,089 | 4/18/2007 | fuck a duck : KNOW THIS, DEAR READER, THAT SPIGOT AND DEUCE HAD THEIR EYESIGHT COMPLETELY RESTORED AND THERE WAS NO NEED FOR ANYBODY TO DRAW ANY MORE RED X'S EVER AGAIN.
deuce: FUCK A DUCK
: HE'S ALL THINKING, "DUH, I LOVE DICK"
spigot: YOU AND YOUR POTTY MOUTH ARE GOING TO BE THE END OF JERKCITY
deuce: APPLE BAPPLE |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #apple-bapple #bestiality #caption #deuce-spigot #duck #end-of-bonequest #eye-injury #fuck-a-duck #prose #red-x #reduplication #watch-the-profanity #wikipedia #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,025 | 7/19/2001 | fuck and suck camp spigot: I'VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME PEOPLE
spigot: FUCK & SUCK CAMP
spigot: LAKE HUGHRLHGLUHRLBGRLBTHGK |
spigot |
#woodring-field-background |
|
1,566 | 1/12/2003 | fuck france deuce: APPARENTLY IN FRANCE THE LAW IS THAT YOU HAVE A POSITIVE OBLIGATION TO ASSIST PEOPLE IN TROUBLE
deuce: FUCK FRANCE
pants: I HAVE BEEN TRYING FOR YEARS (THEY DO NOT LET FRUITS INTO THE COUNTRY)
deuce: I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED ABOUT YOU NOW
deuce: MUST BE THE POT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #france #marijuana #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,452 | 7/16/2005 | fuck it drinking pants: COCKS
deuce: WELL THERE YOU ARE
deuce: I WAS GETTING JIZZY (OKAY I'M ALWAYS JIZZY)
deuce: I WAS JUST GETTING MORE JIZZY IS WHAT I'M SAYING
deuce: NO THAT'S NOT TRUE EITHER
deuce: FUCK IT DRINKING GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #jizz |
|
8,951 | 9/20/2023 | fuck me more in the ass spigot: T DEUCE DO U STILL LIKE THE SPRITE IN ME :CUP_WITH_STRAW:
deuce: FMMITA |
#acronym #anal-sex #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #emoji #ghetto-u #mountain-background #url |
||
2,342 | 3/28/2005 | fuck off fatty deuce: NOW FUCK OFF FATTY
pants: :Q
deuce: NOT VI FAGGOT
pants: :Q! |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #vi #woodring-field-background |
|
2,909 | 10/16/2006 | fuck the amish pants: FUCK THE AMISH
pants: AN EYE FOR [obscured]
pants: SHITBALLS (BALLS OF SHIT) |
pants |
#amish #balls #pants-solo #shit #urinal-background |
|
2,096 | 6/29/2004 | fuck this stupid country spigot: FUCK THIS STUPID COUNTRY
spigot: HOW ABOUT LEGALIZING DOPE AND USING THE PROCEEDS TO BUILD A SOLID GOLD ATOMIC BOMB |
spigot |
#marijuana #nuclear-weapons #spigot-solo #white-background |
|
2,184 | 10/21/2004 | fuck this tastes like piss deuce: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE
deuce: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS
pants: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES
deuce: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #food #piss #true-story #urine #woodring-field-background |
|
7,416 | 7/10/2019 | FUCK TOM NOOK pants: FUCK TOM NOOK
deuce: I don't know who that is
pants: you've seen his mugshot, google it
deuce: oh, the famous terrorist
pants: his most recent appeal to the supreme court failed, in guantanamo he will stay |
deuce pants |
#animal-crossing #balls #blue-background #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gitmo #tom-nook |
|
2,814 | 7/14/2006 | fuck yeah pants: GET /THE/DICK HTTP/1.1
bung: 200 OK |
bung pants |
#back-from-shield-early #bung-pants #coy-pants #dick #http #huffy-pants #white-background |
|
3,324 | 12/9/2007 | fuck yeah pants: YES I WILL HAVE ANOTHER DONG
spigot: TWO FOR ME
deuce: FUCK YEAH |
deuce pants spigot |
#dongs #mountain-background |
|
7,685 | 4/4/2020 | fuck yeah (the same) pants: fuck yeah
deuce: the same |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dungeons-and-dragons #white-background |
|
1,010 | 7/3/2001 | fuck you answer pants: MAKING FTP CONNECTION TO PREP.AI.MIT.EDU
pants: FUCK YOU ANSWER
pants: FUCKING WAKE UP MIT
pants: FUCKING DO SOMETHING USEFUL
pants: FUCKING JUST LIE THERE THEN
pants: PISSY DICKS FOR $200 PLEASE
pants: WHAT
pants: IT IS SO A CATEGORY
|
pants |
#pants-solo #woodring-den-background |
|
163 | 3/21/1999 | fuck you red pants: PLEASE WRITE TO ME SLOWLY AS I AM IN THE SOVIET UNION
pants: WE ONLY HAVE 2400 BAUD
deuce: FUCK YOU RED
pants: I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO VIEW YOUR 21MB AVI ATTACHMENT, I HAD TO ABORT THE DOWNLOAD
pants: REPEAT: ABORT THE DOWNLOAD |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #deucegrin #download #drunk-deuce #modem #russia #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,300 | 8/26/2010 | fuck you too deuce: HI
pants: FUCK YOU
spigot: WELCOME DEUCE
spigot: WELCOME PANTS
pants: FUCK YOU TOO |
deuce pants spigot |
#allah #deuce-pants-spigot #islam #urinal-background |
|
5,032 | 10/21/2012 | fuck your own face deuce: NEXT TIME YOU GET THE URGE TO SAY SOMETHING PROFOUND
deuce: FUCK YOUR OWN FACE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #face #fucking #woodring-room-background |
|
4,943 | 7/16/2012 | fuckchunks deuce: FUCKCHUNKS
spigot: I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU MIX UP WORDS LIKE THAT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7 | 8/24/1998 | fucking dipshit dicklickers spigot: NURK NURK NURK I WISH MORE PEOPLE WOULD LAUGH LOUDLY AROUND ME AND TALK ABOUT POSTSCRIPT!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: HUHHHHHHH
deuce: IT'S ALMOST LIKE I'VE LOST ALL WILL TO LIVE
spigot: GURF GURF YOU SAID IT FOLKS WE'RE FUCKING DIPSHIT DICKLICKERS!!!!!!!!!!! BAB-5 PARTY |
#babylon-5 #deuce-spigot #deucegrin #dicklicking #dipshits #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #folks #nurk #postscript #woodring-room-background |
||
9,236 | 7/1/2024 | fucking go pants: MY COCK IS NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH
pants: SUBTEXT: TOTALLY TRIFLE WITH MY COCK, FUCKING GO, DO IT |
#cock #coy-pants #gunmetal-background #pants-solo #subtext #trifling |
||
3,820 | 4/18/2009 | fucking idiots pants: ABSENTMINDEDLY FONDLING MY GENITALS
deuce: THREE FUCKING IDIOTS
pants: Q*BERT |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #html-entity #huffy-pants #nbsp #non-breaking-space #qbert #urinal-background |
|
783 | 11/14/2000 | fucking powermac faggot computer pants: WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T THE LIVING ROOM MACHINE WORK
deuce: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM
pants: YOU FUCKING POWERMAC FAGGOT COMPUTER
deuce: SHUT THE FUCK UP IN THERE
pants: I KISS YOU
deuce: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM
pants: HOLY GOD YOU ARE POUNDING ME TO POWDER
deuce: WHAM WHAM WHAM
deuce: AND THERE IT GOES (PERFECT DAVID ATTENBOROUGH VOICE)
pants: HOLY
|
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,827 | 4/25/2009 | fucking retard atandt: NOTHING IS WORKING RIGHT TODAY
deuce: YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD THEN |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce-disconnect #retard #urinal-background |
|
4,403 | 12/8/2010 | fucking seize it pants: CARPE BONER |
pants |
#boner #pants-solo #urinal-background |
|
2,648 | 1/28/2006 | fucking shit head spigot: I'M GOING TO SHOOT OUT THE LIGHTS AND WE CAN WHISPER GAY THINGS TO EACH OTHER IN THE DARK
spigot: STOP YOUR FUCKING CRYING
spigot: WHY CAN'T YOU BE HAPPY BEING GAY
spigot: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE A FUCKING SHIT HEAD
spigot: LOOK AT MY DUMB GAY BALLS DANGLING IN THE SUMMER SUN
spigot: SHOW'S OVER HERE LADY - PAY ATTENTION
spigot: YOU'RE ALL FIRED |
spigot |
#fired #gay #spigot-solo #terrorism #woodring-field-background |
|
328 | 8/27/1999 | fucking shut up spigot: FUNNY THING HAPPENED IN THE BIG STALL JUST BEFORE I CAME OUT HERE
spigot: SO I'M SUCKIN' AWAY AT THIS GUY'S DICK RIGHT
spigot: HE REACHES OVER AND CLOCKS ME SQUARE IN THE CHOPS
spigot: SO I CAN'T HELP IT AND I CLAMP DOWN MY QUEER MOUTH
spigot: SO I FIGURE I'LL CALM HIM DOWN AND I PULL OUT SOME JUDY BLUME BOOKS
pants: FUCKING SHUT UP
spigot: JUST A LITTLE IMPROMPTU OPEN READING, FIRST BLUBBER THEN SUPERFUDGE
spigot: OKAY LOOKS LIKE MY TIME'S UP
pants: GET THE HOOK
pants: SHOW US YOUR TITS
spigot: I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK
|
pants spigot |
#big-stall #clamping #dicksucking #fucking-shut-up #judy-blume #literature #pants-spigot #shut-up #violence #woodring-field-background |
|
1,099 | 10/4/2001 | fucking ugly clunky software deuce: LET'S HOPE REALNETWORKS MAINTAINS ITS STRONG COMMITMENT TO FUCKING UGLY CLUNKY SOFTWARE
|
deuce |
#woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,731 | 5/19/2020 | fud deuce: FUD!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: *F*EAR*U*NCERTAINY*D*ONGS
spigot: FUD
spigot: #SHEEPLE
pants: FUDDS AND TACTICOOLS
spigot: WHAT IF I WANT TO JERK OFF WITH SPECIFIC, WHITELISTED TEENS |
deuce pants spigot |
#camouflage-background #deuce-pants-spigot #fud #jerkoff #sheeple #teens #typo |
|
8,390 | 3/8/2022 | fudge pants: MILK MILK
spigot: LEMONADE
pants: AROUND THE CORNER YOU'LL GET :POINT-RIGHT: :POINT-RIGHT: :POINT-RIGHT: :POINT-RIGHT: LAID :POINT-LEFT::POINT-LEFT::POINT-LEFT: :POINT-LEFT:
deuce: GET IN THE SEX TRAFFICKING VAN |
#abduction #bored-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #emoji #mountain-background #singing |
||
5,627 | 6/26/2014 | fuel for space monsters pants: CAN'T WE JUST SEND THE POO INTO SPACE
deuce: NO THERE ARE MONSTERS UP THERE
deuce: THEY EAT POO FOR FUEL SO WE'LL ONLY BE SOWING THE SEEDS OF OUR OWN DESTRUCTION
pants: SPACE MONSTERS???? OR ARE WE AT SEA AND I SHOULD POO OVER THE BOW (STARBOARD SIDE) |
deuce pants |
#bored-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #html #html-entity #monster #poo #red-background #science-fiction #sfw #weird-pants-face |
|
931 | 4/13/2001 | fuh pants: YUMPIN YIMINEY
pants: I'LL SEE YOU ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE BALLS
pants: WON'T YOU PLEASE HELP
pants: A TREASURE TROVE OF DICK
pants: A GAY GAY DAY IN AUGUST (DA DUM)
pants: FUH SEZ I
pants: PRICKS OF MASS DISTRACTION THAT'S FOR SURE
pants: YAN CAN CRAM
pants: OASIS
pants: A GAY PARADE DOWN MAIN STREET
pants: BLINDFOLD AND CHOKE ME PLZ |
pants |
#candy #pants-solo #pink-floyd #woodring-room-background |
|
7,492 | 9/24/2019 | fuhgeddaboudit spigot: fuggeddabobtbuubouggbtpptpbpitiit
spigot: seriously just let it go |
spigot |
#despair-panel #italian #sfw #spigot-solo #yellow-background |
|
8,495 | 6/21/2022 | full of lunch pants: T DEUCE I'M FULL OF LUNCH
deuce: I AM BEREFT OF BALLS
deuce: WITH A DISTINCT DEARTH OF DICK |
#balls #deuce-pants #dick #food #woodring-field-background |
||
6,014 | 7/18/2015 | full of pizza, dick deuce: FULL OF PIZZA, DICK
pants: MEAN TO SAY FULL OF DICK, PIZZA
pants: DID YOU NOT ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
deuce: NO
pants: WHAT
deuce: THERE IS CLEARLY MORE PIZZA THAN DICK |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dick #huffy-pants #pizza #urinal-background |
|
7,986 | 1/29/2021 | full report pants: MAKE SURE YOU COUNT HOW MANY COWS YOU SEE, I WANT A FULL REPORT
deuce: ALL OUT OF COWS |
deuce pants |
#cows #coy-pants #deuce-pants #sfw #single-panel #woodring-field-background |
|
6,058 | 8/31/2015 | fumbling with trenchcoat deuce: SHOOTING SELF IN THE FACE
pants: DO YOU SMELL BURNING HAIR
deuce: WHAT
pants: LEMME SHOW YOU SOMETHING (FUMBLING WITH TRENCHCOAT) |
deuce pants |
#cropped #deuce-pants #stray-dot #suicide #urinal-background |
|
8,962 | 10/1/2023 | fun atandt: GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN
deuce: AGREED |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-connect #consensus #cyndi-lauper #drunk-deuce #eighties #music #music-criticism #robert-hazard #sfw #urinal-background #women |
||
2,421 | 6/15/2005 | fun and games pants: IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEBODY SUCKS A COCK
pants: THEN IT'S BUSINESS
deuce: SERIOUS BUSINESS
deuce: THEN THE GAMES REALLY BEGIN
pants: THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW YOU'RE DOWNTOWN
spigot: DOWN / TOWN |
deuce pants spigot |
#cocksucking #deuce-pants-spigot #petula-clark #singing #woodring-field-background |
|
3,980 | 9/27/2009 | fun and profit dick: SUCKING RANDOM DICK FOR FUN AND PROFIT
deuce: HHUHUHUHUHHUHUHUHUHUHUHU JOINING YOU
deuce: T DICK HOW SHALL WE STARTING SUCKING DEPTH FIRST OR BREADTH FIRST
dick: ONE IN MY HAND IS WORTH TWO UP MY ASS
deuce: WHILE YOU'RE SITTING THERE NOT ANSWERING ME THE DICKS ARE GETTING OUT OF HAND
dick: NOT REALLY!!!!!!! |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #urinal-backround |
|
2,168 | 10/6/2004 | fun and profit dick: BONE ME UP FOR FUN AND PROFIT
dick: OR YOU
dick: EITHER WAY
dick: JUST DIG IN, SPORT
deuce: COCKS |
deuce dick |
#cocks #deuce-dick #drunk-deuce #mousehole #profit #woodring-room-background |
|
5,973 | 6/7/2015 | fun and profit spigot: THE FIRST RULE FOR ROBOTS SHOULD BE THAT THEY NEVER HARM HUMANS (EXCEPT FOR ONES THAT CRANK CALL ME OR DUMPED ME A LONG TIME AGO)
pants: I LICK DICKS FOR FUN AND PROFIT |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #dicklicking #gloves #goggles #huffy-pants #isaac-asimov #pants-spigot #robot #woodring-field-background |
|
7,696 | 4/15/2020 | fun facts with deuce deuce: ready for some fun facts
deuce: blhablhblhblgab bhlgbuahtlbtulh ablhgblahutbtdlbhtlbuh alhdrlighw4eillk lkf sfl34f hrlshelf k 34ofih 34f 4flkef h34f3 948 klsdf f8 34f 384ofh 34lfkhs890fytwe 9fh43fihofhlsa |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #facts #fun #mountain-background #random #sfw |
|
5,999 | 7/3/2015 | fun if you've never seen them before pants: FUCK FIREWORKS
deuce: WELL THEY'RE FUN IF YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE
pants: AND OTHER THINGS THAT SCARE ANIMALS LIKE LOW-FLYING PLANES AND MY PRETTY PINK PRICK
deuce: I WOULDN'T CALL IT "PRETTY"
deuce: "VAGUELY PASSABLE IN LOW LIGHT" IS ABOUT THE BEST I CAN GIVE YOU |
deuce pants |
#animals #bonequest-hd #deuce-pants #fireworks #huffy-pants #urinal-background |
|
8,320 | 12/28/2021 | fun little hats spigot: SURELY HIS MAJESTY MEANS CHICKS WITHOUT DICKS ???
spigot: SLUTS MINUS NUTS, YOUR GRACE
spigot: WHAT / IF OUR PRICKS
spigot: HAD / FUN LITTLE HATS |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
885 | 2/26/2001 | funkdafied deuce: I'M PRETTY FUNKDAFIED PEOPLE
spigot: IS THAT STREET LINGO FOR DRUNK
deuce: NO, RICH
spigot: RICH ON BEING DRUNK
spigot: SOMETIMES I LIKE TO GET ALL MY PORN MAGAZINES AND VIDEOS AND STACK THEM ALL UP IN A BIG PILE JUST TO SEE HOW MUCH I HAVE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #porn #woodring-room-background |
|
8,087 | 5/10/2021 | funnier spigot: IN SOVIET RUSSIA CRAIGSLIST SCAM **YOU**
spigot: OKAY TAKING A BONGHIT TO BE FUNNIER |
spigot |
#bong #craigslist #despair-panel #failed-comedy #russia #scam #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background #yakov-smirnoff |
|
1,805 | 9/12/2003 | funniest joke ever pants: CLICK HERE TO GET THE PLUG-IN |
pants |
#pants-solo #sfw #woodring-room-background |