No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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7,323 | 4/8/2019 | going to the bathroom spigot: going to the bathroom on children will make america great again |
spigot |
#america #low-res #maga #mother #single-panel #spigot-solo #toilet #woodring-field-background |
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7,716 | 5/5/2020 | going up stairs deuce: I'm a fat fuck(tm)
pants: do you also get tired performing simple tasks
deuce: carrying slightly heavy things for a few minutes makes my shoulders, arms, and chest hurt and I want to die
pants: you know what the worst thing in the world is????? going up stairs |
deuce pants |
#bohemian-rhapsody #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fat #fatness #mountain-background #queen #series #trademark #weird-pants-face |
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5,329 | 8/18/2013 | going with primary hypothesis deuce: CONFIRMING YOUR REGISTRATION...
pants: CONFIRMING YOUR REGISTRATION (REPEATING WHAT YOU SAID, SMOOSHED UP FACE, HIGH VOICE, CONSENSUS: YOU ARE BEING MOCKED)
deuce: ALTERNATE POSSIBILITY: SPEAKER IS SEVERELY RETARDED
deuce: GOING WITH PRIMARY HYPOTHESIS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #hypothesis #uncategorized-mosaic-background |
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7,883 | 10/18/2020 | gold finger deuce: PISS / CRYSTALS
pants: (TO THE TUNE OFTHE THEME TOGOLDFINGER)
deuce: OR "MOON RIVER"
pants: OOH I LIKE THAT(SUCKING MY OWN DICK)
deuce: BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
pants: BWAAAH
deuce: BROOOOOOOOOONG
pants: (PINCHES BRIDGE OF NOSE) CAN WE PLEASE NOT FIGHT IN FRONT OF THE SEX WORKERS |
deuce pants |
#autofellatio #deuce-pants #james-bond #moon-river #movies #null #piss #prostitute #singing #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
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8,817 | 5/9/2023 | gold toe spigot: ATTENTION ***LADIES***
spigot: YOU DON'T HAVE TO STUFF A SOCK IN YOUR BIKINI BOTTOM TO GET MY ATTENTION
spigot: AT LEAST PUT THE SOCK IN FRONT |
#no-title-card #sock #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,395 | 7/26/2002 | golden age sandman pants: I AM LIKE THE GOLDEN AGE SANDMAN IN THAT I WILL DRUG YOU BUT INSTEAD OF CREEPING AROUND AND JUSTIFYING MY FREAKY FETISH BY FIGHTING CRIME NOW AND THEN I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK, TAKE YOUR WALLET AND BLAME SOCIETY !!! NOW DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHAT I PUT IN YOUR DRINK |
pants |
#cock #golden-age-comics #pants-solo #sandman #series #woodring-field-background |
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8,099 | 5/22/2021 | golden girls effigy: WHEN IS SOMEBODY GOING TO REBOOT GOLDEN GIRLS???
pants: EXCEPT WITH MEN
pants: AND THEY’RE NOT OLD
pants: AND THEY’RE DOIN’ IT |
effigy pants |
#coy-pants #effigy-pants #gay #golden-girls #lavender-background #television #weird-pants-face |
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8,690 | 1/2/2023 | golden guzzlers deuce: MAX HARDCORE'S GOLDEN GUZZLERS
spigot: AVAILABLE AT IHOP ?????? |
#breakfast #deuce-spigot #ihop #porn #urine #woodring-field-background |
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9,279 | 8/13/2024 | golf club pants: NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT YOUR GOLF CLUB
spigot: HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY DAWKINS IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR KRAUSS
deuce: KRAUSS TASTES LIKE DIRT
deuce: WAIT I'M THINKING OF BRAZIL NUTS |
#blue-background #deuce-pants-spigot #evolution #food #golf #nuts #philosophy #pink-floyd #science #sfw #skepticism |
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7,226 | 1/2/2019 | golf pencils deuce: it's more of a pencil dick
pants: one of those little golf pencils, not a no 2
deuce: you will address me as sir
pants: i thought you transitioned
deuce: I did but that doesn't mean I wasn't knighted |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dick #knighted #knighthood #transition #ts #white-background |
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5,798 | 12/14/2014 | gone again spigot: WEIRD AL IS ***BACK***!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: OKAY HE'S GONE AGAIN |
spigot |
#diss #spigot-solo #urinal-background #weird-al |
|
1,786 | 8/21/2003 | gone drinking pants: THE LITTLE TIVO GUY IN THE UPPER LEFT HAND CORNER OF THE SCREEN IS DRUNK (HE'S WOBBLING MORE THAN USUAL FOR A THURSDAY) |
pants |
#alcohol #drunk #pants-solo #thursday #tivo #woodring-field-background |
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2,136 | 8/8/2004 | gone fishing pants: HAVING MISTAKEN ALL AROUND HIM FOR A COFFEE SHOP HE TRIES TO ORDER THE BIGGEST FAGGIEST PINKEST DRINK POSSIBLE AND SUCCEEDS BEYOND HIS WILDEST DREAMS |
pants |
#coffee #pants-solo #starbucks #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,998 | 10/17/2009 | gone fishing pants: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT
pants: CAN'T WE TAKE A DAY OFF ?!?
pants: UP YOURS FAGGOT |
pants |
#meta #pants-solo #urinal-background |
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3,300 | 11/15/2007 | good advice spigot: I LIKE THE BONG BUT I PREFER THE PIPE |
spigot |
#bong #marijuana #pipe #piss #urinal-background |
|
1,080 | 9/15/2001 | good and gay pants: DB<3> X $DATAGRAM
pants: 0 'GAYNESS PERSONIFIED'
pants: WELP THE DEBUGGER IS GOOD AND GAY NOW (AND HOW)
|
pants |
#gay #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,001 | 5/22/2018 | good at finding truffles |
pants |
#forbidden-zone #funloving-nonsense #moustache #oingo-boingo #pants-solo #sfx #truffles #typo #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
|
4,107 | 2/8/2010 | good attitude seeds spigot: I CALL THEM "GOOD ATTITUDE SEEDS" AND YOU WATER THEM WITH EDUCATION!!!!!! |
spigot |
#mountain-background #sfw #spigot-solo |
|
6,759 | 9/10/2017 | good day to you deuce: SPLURP
deuce: GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR/MADAME |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #sfw #white-background |
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8,382 | 2/28/2022 | good for consumers spigot: PUTIN'S PEACEKEEPING TANKS
spigot: THESE TWO COUNTRIES SHOULD MERGE ANYWAY SO THERE'S A SINGLE SOURCE OF PROSTITUTES (GOOD FOR CONSUMERS)
pants: WHY ARE THEIR FACES WEIRD OR OFF UNCANNY VALLEY-STYLE
spigot: WE ARE DEAD INSIDE LIKE ROBOT
spigot: THEY PRONOUNCE IT ROBUT
spigot: WE HAVE MATTRESS AND CAM |
#bored-pants #camwhores #cornflower-background #current-events #pants-spigot #ukraine #webcam |
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4,174 | 4/20/2010 | good god pants: GOOD GOD WATCH ME LICK DICK
pants: NO CARRIER |
pants |
#dicklicking #modem #no-carrier #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,539 | 12/16/2002 | good gravy deuce: BEAT ME OFF
pants: RELEASE THE HOSTAGES FIRST
deuce: NO PROMISES |
deuce pants |
#beating-off #deja-vu #deuce-pants #handjob #hostages #negotiations #terrorism #woodring-room-background |
|
7,669 | 3/19/2020 | good hello spigot: yes, good hello i would like to report a coronavirus symptom
spigot: there's a tingling sensation in my erectioNNNNNNNnnnn
spigot: >>> ejaculates <<<
spigot: ha ha you do phone sex
spigot: clonk / ba-donk |
spigot |
#clonk-ba-donk #covid-19 #ejaculate #erection #phone-sex #sandwich #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,403 | 3/21/2022 | good morning all spigot: ATHERTON RESIDENT, MASTURBATOR
pants: GOD'S BUTTHOLE
effigy: WELL GOOD MORNING ALL
deuce: IT'S A MIGHTY FINE DAY FOR US TO FIGHT INFLATION
deuce: WITH OUR FISTS |
#deuce-effigy-pants-spigot #economics #inflation #iris-was-here #white-background |
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7,750 | 6/7/2020 | good morning deuce deuce: I GOTTA SHIT |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #fuck-it #mountain-background #shit |
|
6,287 | 5/1/2016 | good morning to all the dicks pants: DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS GOOD MORNING DICKS DICKS DICKS |
pants |
#high-res #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
8,882 | 7/13/2023 | good night deuce deuce: I THINK IT'S TIME FOR BED
pants: GOOD NIGHT FATNUTS
spigot: GOOD NIGHT SHITBAG
atandt: GOOD NIGHT FUCKFACE
net: GOOD NIGHT GAY VITO
caveman: UGGGGGH
ozone: GOOD NIGHT YOU WEAK SISTER
dick: GOOD NIGHT BITCHTITS
effigy: GOOD NIGHT YOU BIG FUCKING IDIOT
lobster: GOOD NIGHT HEATHEN
bung: GOOD NIGHT BABY LOVE U
deuce: FUCK ALL OF YOU |
#drunk-deuce #friendship #goodnight-moon #gunmetal-background #inebriated-crustacean #many-characters #renaissance-man #repetition #somber-deuce #the-gangs-all-here #the-sopranos |
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9,275 | 8/9/2024 | good night pants pants: I'M GOING TO BED
pants: WAKE ME UP WHEN THE PROSTITUTES GET HERE
deuce: THEN THAT WOULD TECHNICALLY QUALIFY AS A NAP
pants: JUST WAKE ME IN TIME OTHERWISE YOU'RE MY PROSTITUTE
deuce: ROGER THAT |
#a-love-story #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gunmetal-background #huffy-pants #naps #no-title-card #prostitute |
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3,371 | 1/25/2008 | good sir i applaud your support deuce: COCKS
pants: COCKS INDEED !!!!!! GOOD SIR I APPLAUD YOUR SUPPORT
deuce: HANDLE ME
pants: MANHANDLE OR JUST REGULAR HANDLE
deuce: JUST GET DOWN ON IT |
deuce pants |
#badly-pasted-title #blue-background #deuce-pants #kool-and-the-gang |
|
640 | 6/26/2000 | good thing we're not smoking the train wreck pants: CHOOO CHOOOOOOO HUGALUGALUGAHUG CHOOOOOOOO HLAGHLUHLAUHGLUAHGLAG CHOOOO CHOOOOO |
pants |
#custom-background #drugs #train-wreck #trainwreck |
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6,566 | 2/20/2017 | good things are happening deuce: CAN WE JUST AGREE THAT MY MOUTH IS A RECEPTACLE AND _NOT_ A TOILET
pants: EITHER WAY TAMPONS DON'T GO IN THERE
pants: YOU CAN'T FLUSH THOSE GODDAMN THINGS
pants: OR CAN YOU????????????????????????????????????????
pants: NO |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #mouth #toilet #urinal-background |
|
3,092 | 4/21/2007 | good to be home spigot: IT'S GOOD TO BE HOME!! WHIRRRRR ***FLOOOSOOOOSHH*** OH GOD
pants: RING RING RING RING BEEEEEEP DID YOU GET THE URINE CLICK |
pants spigot |
#mousehole #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #urine #woodring-room-background |
|
1,177 | 12/21/2001 | goodbye poke deuce: T PANTS I'M GOING TO POKE YOU WITH MY DICK
deuce: T PANTS AND WHEN YOU DON'T RESPONSE I'M GOING TO POKE YOU AGAIN
deuce: T PANTS EVENTUALLY I WILL DISCOVER THAT YOU'RE DEAD AND MOVE ON (AFTER A GOODBYE POKE)
pants: T DEUCE THEN BRING YOUR FRIENDS INTO THE WOODS TO SEE MY BODY AND POKE ME WITH THEIR DICKS
deuce: T PANTS HEY WHATEVER I DON'T PLAN THAT FAR AHEAD |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #murder #necrophilia #typo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,388 | 5/13/2005 | goodbye to everyone forever spigot: SO I'LL SAY GOODBYE TO EVERYONE IT WAS REAL FUN HANGING OUT BUT OBVIOUSLY I DON'T BELONG HERE
spigot: LEAVING NOW
spigot: SERIOUSLY PRACTICALLY ALL THE WAY OUT THE DOOR
spigot: PUTTING ON MY JACKET FOR REAL
spigot: HI GANG I'M SOME OTHER GUY NAMED SPIGOT (NOT THE SAME GUY FROM BEFORE) |
spigot |
#goodbye-to-all-my-online-friends-forever #leisure-town #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
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4,466 | 2/12/2011 | goodnight fat balls spigot: TRYING TO ADMIRE MY OWN HARDON
spigot: NOTE: COACH AND WINGS ARE CHANGING PLACES THIS WEDNESDAY
(spigot): GOODNIGHT FAT BALLS |
spigot |
#balls #coach #goodnight-moon #nuts-of-spigot #spigot-solo #television #urinal-background #wednesday #whispering #wings |
|
3,720 | 1/8/2009 | goodnight mouth pants: GOODNIGHT MOUTH
pants: PUTTING YOU TO REST FOR AN HOUR SO YOU DO NOT OVERHEAT ON ME AGAIN
pants: JUST
pants: THAT
pants: GAY |
pants |
#deja-vu #gay #goodnight-moon #mouth #mouth-of-pants #pants-solo #urinbal-background #weird-pants-face |
|
6,345 | 6/28/2016 | google search deuce: GOOGLE SEARCH WILL BE DECOMMISSIONED AS OF AUGUST, 2016
pants: FINALLY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sfw #urinal-background |
|
969 | 5/22/2001 | google vs the smog monster bung: NO CLEAR RESULTS FROM GOOGLE ON "SMOOTH BUDDY" |
bung |
#bung-solo #eggshell-background |
|
9,268 | 8/2/2024 | goon squad spigot: IF I HAD BUT ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE MYSELF
spigot: IT WOULD BE GOONING SMALL DICK PENIS PUMPER
deuce: FUCKO
spigot: NO, IT WOULD BE WHAT I SAID
deuce: THAT'S SHORT FOR WHAT YOU SAID |
#deuce-spigot #innumeracy #no-title-card #penis-pump #somber-deuce #urinal-background |
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5,733 | 10/10/2014 | goooo onnnnn spigot: I'M THE FRUITLESS SUPER-GENE |
spigot |
#sfw #spigot-solo |
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5,281 | 7/1/2013 | gooseneck lamp pants: I'M A GOOSENECK LAMP
pants: EVER HOLD THE SMOKE IN FOR SO LONG THAT YOU EXHALE NOTHING ?????? WRITE BACK
deuce: ALSO HOW DO YOU EXPOSE YOURSELF WHILE DRIVING
deuce: THAT SOUNDS HARD
pants: YOU NEED A TALL WANG |
pants |
#deuce-pants #gooseneck-lamp #marijuana #wang #woodring-stairs-background #write-back |
|
6,966 | 4/10/2018 | got a light pants: "I WONDER WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT S3E8" AND THEN BOOOOOOM I AM A MAN TODAY
spigot: WELL PERHAPS A DAY WILL COME WHEN WE (((UNPACK))) WHAT WE WATCHED
spigot: MEANWHILE: SILENT
pants: IT'S STILL TOO MUCH LIKE WALKING IN ON MOM AND DAD DOIN' IT, CAN'T DISCUSS
pants: OR DAD AND OTHER DAD
spigot: Y
pants: DAD AND ALL HIS FRIENDS FROM THE GYM
pants: AND MOM'S ON THE PORCH AND SHE'S SIPPING ICED TEA CRYING SILENT TEARS
pants: AND
spigot: PRESSING PLAY AND RECORD |
pants spigot |
#gaydads #hospital-background #pants-spigot #twin-peaks #weird-pants-face #y-n |
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5,474 | 1/23/2014 | got it pants: MAKE LOVE TO THE DUCK
ozone: OH YEAH
deuce: OW OW OW
deuce: OH YOU MEAN **TO** THE DUCK
deuce: GOT IT
deuce: OW OW OW |
deuce ozone pants |
#bestiality #blue-background #deuce-ozone-pants #duck #fuck-a-duck #physical-comedy |
|
5,837 | 1/22/2015 | got rails?????? spigot: SQUIRTCAST, SHITSTREAM, CATBOX
spigot: MINECRAFT
pants: SKEPCHICKS WITH LAPTOP GEEK STICKERS ("GOT RAILS?????")
pants: DIGITAL PENETRATION |
dick pants spigot |
#catbox #dick-pants-spigot #digital-penetration #laptop #minecraft #rails #skepchick #sticker #stickers #woodring-field-background |
|
8,544 | 8/9/2022 | got your nose pants: YOU ARE ALL MY CHILDREN NOW
deuce: CAN I LEGALLY DIVORCE YOU, GIVEN THAT YOU'RE MY PARENT
deuce: IS THAT A THING BECAUSE I THINK THAT'S A THING AND I WOULD LIKE IT TO OCCUR
pants: GOT YOUR NOSE
deuce: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY NOSE WAIT SHITHEAD THAT'S NOT EVEN MY NOSE THAT'S CLEARLY YOUR THUMB
deuce: FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU
deuce: FOOL ME TWICE, IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY MURDERED YOU FOR FOOLING ME ONCE
pants: AHHHHHHHHHHH THAT’S MY THUMB AHHHH |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #divorce #drunk-deuce #feet-above-floor #laughing-deuce #murder #nose #parenthood #prank #sfw #violent-disapproval #woodring-den-background |
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7,604 | 1/14/2020 | gotta be effigy: WHAT DO I NOT HAVE THAT I NEED TO GET to sate my consumerism ?
pants: grindr
pants: totally assuming you can also order hoagies or subs with the same app
deuce: gotta be |
deuce effigy pants |
#app #ass #consumerism #deuce-effigy-pants #food #grindr #sandwiches #white-background |
|
1,906 | 12/22/2003 | grab a ladle and help yourself net: MY PANTS ARE FILLED WITH A LIGHT CREAM SAUCE
deuce: HOLLANDAISE ?!?!?!? ALFREDO ?!?!?!?
net: I DO NOT KNOW BUT PLEASE GRAB A LADLE AND HELP YOURSELF
deuce: EXCELLENT |
deuce net |
#despair-panel #deuce-net #sfw #typo #woodring-room-background |
|
6,483 | 11/19/2016 | grabapples and cowlicks pants: +ANAL +"FIRST TIME" -AFFLECK [Obscured] -CLOONEY -PITT |
pants |
#anal #behind-the-scenes #first-time-anal #pants-solo #start-menu #title-mismatch #urinal-background #windows |
|
3,032 | 2/20/2007 | grabbing and groping spigot: YOU BE THE DOCTOR AND I'LL BE SARAH JANE SMITH
spigot: NO YOU BE SARAH JANE SMITH AND I'LL BE PANTS AND DEUCE
spigot: URF HURRRRRR GRABBING AND GROPING
spigot: THIS STALL WILL BE OUR POLICE BOX
spigot: IT SEEMS SMALLER ON THE INSIDE SOMEHOW (GLUGLUGLUGLUG SOAP CAKES) |
spigot |
#dr-who #eye-injury #groping #police #police-box #spigot-solo #stall #urinal-cakes #urinal-soap-cakes #woodring-room-background |
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8,801 | 4/23/2023 | grace fully pants: DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE (AND SUCK ALL THE DICKS DOWN THERE)
pants: WE'RE GOING TO AGE GRACEFULLY AREN'T WE
deuce: NOPE |
#a-love-story #aging #deuce-pants #dicksucking #drunk-deuce #friendship #maturity #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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7,449 | 8/12/2019 | grand canyon spigot: i went to the bottom of the grand canyon
spigot: i had to go down on a donkey |
spigot |
#bestiality #donkey #fellatio #filler-panel #grand-canyon #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background #wordplay |
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3,961 | 9/8/2009 | grand slam pants: YEAH
pants: GO ON
pants: MAKE IT HURT |
pants |
#huffy-pants #mouth #pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background |
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5,328 | 8/17/2013 | grand total spigot: FOR A GRAND TOTAL OF............... GAY
spigot: TAX............... GAY |
spigot |
#bionic #birthday-strip #gay #grand-total #photo-background #spigot-solo #spigot-walks #television-background #walking |
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4,085 | 1/17/2010 | grandma pants: GRANDMA SAYS I SHOULDN'T PULL IT OUT
deuce: GRANDMA'S ALWAYS RIGHT |
deuce pants |
#advice #deuce-pants #grandma #knife #mouse-cursor #sfw #urinal-background |
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8,913 | 8/13/2023 | grape vine spigot: THE CALIFORNIA RAISINS LOOK UNVAXXED |
#california-raisins #covid-19 #purple-background #sfw #spigot-solo #vaccination |
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2,182 | 10/19/2004 | grapefruit pants: I'M A LOW CLOUD LINGERING BY THE OCEAN AND ALSO OVER SANTA CLARA VALLEY
atandt: BONG SMOKE
deuce: I LOVE YOU LOW CLOUD
pants: YOU CALL THAT A GRAPEFRUIT
atandt: I HAVE A JERKCITY FEATURE REQUEST
atandt: CRICKETS
deuce: FARAWAY BOMB STRIKES
deuce: I'M AFRAID WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PUT YOU BACK UP IN THE SKY AS A LOW CLOUD
deuce: TRY NOT TO GET ARRESTED THIS TIME
pants: YOUR RAPE ROOM AND MY METH LAB ???? (FLOATING TO HEAVEN) |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-pants #bong #bong-smoke #citrus #cloud #crickets #drugs #drunk-deuce #feature-request #fighting-irish-pose #funloving-nonsense #heaven #huffy-pants #marijuana #meth-lab #rape #santa-clara #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,908 | 11/12/2020 | grapes pants: GRAPES
pants: SPECIFICALLY:
pants: MY GRAPES |
pants |
#anemones #blue-background #coy-pants #huffy-pants #multiple-backgrounds #nuts-of-pants #orange-background #pants-solo #pink-background #sfw |
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3,870 | 6/7/2009 | grass hopper pants: I JUST WATCHED A GRASSHOPPER TAKE A SHIT ON PBS
spigot: MAYBE THAT WILL LEAD KIDS TO SHIT THEMSELVES IN THE CLASSROOM |
pants spigot |
#defecation #pants-spigot #pbs #shit #urinal-background |
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9,042 | 12/20/2023 | gratitude pants: AN OPEN LETTER TO THE POLICE OFFICER WHO SAVED MY AUTISTIC SON
pants: YOU STUPID SHIT |
#autism #cop #pants-solo #parenting #police #woodring-room-background |
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5,462 | 1/11/2014 | gratuitous use bung: <<SMOOCH>>!
deuce: T BUNG I OBJECT TO THE GRATUITOUS USE OF ANGLE BRACKETS |
bung deuce |
#angle-brackets #bung-deuce #upskirt #white-background |
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243 | 6/5/1999 | gratutious claire deuce: STRAIGHT TO HELL FOR YOU AND YOU AND YOU
pants: AND ME
pants: DON'T FORGET ME
pants: I GET TO GO TOO
deuce: NOT YOU YOU'RE THE COCKSUCKING TOOL
pants: ALSO THIS JUST IN STRAIGHT FROM THE FRONT LINES: HUALGHLAHLAHGLUAG
: [picture of Claire] |
deuce pants |
#claire #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #hell #jill-hennessy #law-and-order #picture #woodwring-stairs-background |
|
6,534 | 1/13/2017 | graveyard shit protocol spigot: OKAY LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE
spigot: SO
spigot: CARL SAGAN DIES
spigot: NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON SHITS ON HIS GRAVE
spigot: SUPPOSE NEIL DIES
spigot: WHAT FOLLOWS ARE ENORMOUS COMPLICATIONS, UNSURE OF STRATEGY
spigot: RICHARD DAWKINS SHITS ON NEIL'S GRAVE?
deuce: GIANNA MICHAELS STEPS IN |
deuce spigot |
#carl-sagan #deuce-spigot #gianna-michaels #neil-degrasse-tyson #porn #richard-dawkins #science #space-nuts-background #typo |
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8,362 | 2/8/2022 | gravitational lensing deuce: I JUST WON A NOBLE PRIZE [SIC]
spigot: MY PENIS LOOKS SMALL BECAUSE OF GRAVITATIONAL LENSING
spigot: BUT AS YOU CAN SEE I HAVE FOUR |
deuce spigot |
#astronomy #black-background #breakfast #deuce-spigot #laughing-deuce #nobel-prize #penis #science #typo |
|
3,181 | 7/19/2007 | gravy all the time deuce: ARE YOU READY TO PUNCH HOOKERS FOR YOUR RACE ?!?!?!!?
pants: GRAVY ALL THE TIME
deuce: LET'S TOUCH IT
pants: BUT I'M AFRAID
deuce: THE FEAR WILL PASS (AS YOU PASS OUT)
pants: VERY WELL THEN |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #eyes #mouse-cursor #prostitute #woodring-den-background |
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3,344 | 12/29/2007 | gray code dick: POKE ME I MEAN IT
deuce: ARE YOU AN ALIEN CIVILIZATION TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME
deuce: IF SO YOU WILL HAVE TO TRANSMIT IN GAY CODE
deuce: I MEAN GRAY CODE
deuce: OH GOD I'M FOUND OUT |
deuce dick |
#aliens #deuce-dick #dial-911 #gay-code #uncategorized-mosaic-background #uncategorized-photo-background |
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4,038 | 11/29/2009 | greasy asshole deuce: I THOUGHT MAYBE I WAS PASSING A KIDNEY STONE BUT IT TURNED OUT I WAS JUST GAY
deuce: RIGHT
ozone: THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE GREASY ASSHOLE
deuce: LUBRICATED WITH (MUMBLE) BRAND LUBRICANT |
deuce ozone |
#ass #brand #deuce-ozone #gay #lube #mountain-background #null #product-placement |
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1,426 | 8/25/2002 | great atandt: IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THESE THINGS WERE AUTOMATED
bung: IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THESE THINGS WERE AUTOMATED
deuce: IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THESE THINGS WERE AUTOMATED
dick: IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THESE THINGS WERE AUTOMATED
hanford: IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THESE THINGS WERE AUTOMATED
net: IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THESE THINGS WERE AUTOMATED
ozone: IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THESE THINGS WERE AUTOMATED
pants: IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THESE THINGS WERE AUTOMATED
atandt: IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THESE THINGS WERE AUTOMATED
spigot: IF WHAT COULD BE MASTURBATED ???
spigot: OH |
atandt bung deuce dick hanford net ozone pants spigot |
#automation #many-characters #masturbation #repetition #the-gangs-all-here #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,193 | 8/24/2021 | great adventure pants: I AM ELVRO THE ELF
deuce: I'M FIDOTHE HOBBIT
deuce: OH THE ADVENTURES WE'LL HAVE !!!
pants: WE WILL GO EXPLORING
deuce: YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: HOW DO WE GET INTO THE DUNGEON (NOT THINKING STRAIGHT)
:: HEADS STRAIGHT TOWARDS THE DOOR MARKED "MEN"
pants: OKAY COME IN THERE ARE ELVES IN HERE (MUFFLED, FROM BEHIND DOOR)
deuce: OKAY NOW THERE'S JUST FIDO !!!
deuce: JOIN US TOMORROW FOR THE NEXT GREAT ADVENTURE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dungeon #elves #hobbits #lotr #stalls #tolkien #woodring-den-background |
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1,987 | 3/11/2004 | great american hero pants: SOMEBODY LICK THIS
deuce: WHAT WHERE
pants: THRUSTING IT BEFORE YOU AND ASKING POLITELY
deuce: HURP
pants: YOU ARE A GREAT AMERICAN HERO |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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8,876 | 7/7/2023 | great day pants: WHAT A GREAT DAY TO ACCEPT NAKED JPEGS FROM ME VIA EMAIL
deuce: I'VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS |
#a-love-story #deuce-pants #dick-pics #green-background #naked |
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269 | 6/30/1999 | great minds pants: I WISH I COULD JUST FLAP MY ARMS AND FLY AWAY FROM THE CRUELTY AND FATNESS (BUT NOT FROM THE HAMBURGERS AND HAMBURGERS WITH CHEESE)
spigot: T PANTS I CALL THEM CHEESEBURGERS |
pants spigot |
#cheeseburgers #fatness #flap #hamburger #pants-spigot #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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9,186 | 5/12/2024 | great news pants: BEATOFF PRISON
pants: HEY GANG, GREAT NEWS: BEATOFF PAROLE
deuce: REGISTERED BEATOFF OFFENDER LIST
pants: SUING THE GOVERNMENT TO RESTORE MY BEATOFF VOTING RIGHTS |
#beat-off #concerned-deuce #corndog-background #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #prison #somber-deuce #voting |
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2,152 | 9/20/2004 | great news everybody spigot: GREAT NEWS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!
spigot: I'M A METROTHEXUAL
spigot: A METRO.....
spigot: THTHTH THTHTHTH
spigot: (SPITTING, SPLUTTERING)
spigot: THTHTH THTTTHH THHHTHHT
spigot: (MINCING, PRANCING)
spigot: THTH THTHT TTHHTHTH
spigot: .....THEXUAL!!!!!!!
spigot: WITH A FAUXHAWK
spigot: A FAUXHAWKING STUPID HAIRCUT |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #diss #gay #haircut #metrosexual #mock-lisp #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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6,623 | 4/21/2017 | great red spot deuce: JUPITER'S GREAT RED SPOT LOOKS SILLY NOW
deuce: YES I SAID IT
deuce: I MEAN SERIOUSLY |
deuce |
#astronomy #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #dongs #hashtag #jupiter #sfw #somber-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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710 | 9/2/2000 | great white north pants: AWWWWWWWW YEAH
atandt: OH YOU NASTY BOY
atandt: CHRIST I'M HARD UP FOR HARDONS
pants: WELL THEN
pants: WE SHOULD COME HERE MORE OFTEN
atandt: YOU KNOW I'M ALLERGIC TO BATONS |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #boners #white-background |
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8,675 | 12/18/2022 | greatest health problem deuce: BUTTHOLITIS
deuce: THE 21ST CENTURY'S GREATEST HEALTH PROBLEM |
#atandt-deuce-ozone #butthole #drunk-deuce #health #ibs #itchy #mousehole #renaissance-man #uncredited-character #woodring-room-background |
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2,848 | 8/15/2006 | greatest roundup of wares in the west deuce: T SPIGOT I SEE YOU
spigot: HIDING |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #hide-and-seek #hiding #photo-background #sfw |
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7,136 | 10/4/2018 | Greek or Shakespearean deuce: a piss tragedy
deuce: in three piss acts
deuce: Greek or Shakespearean??? unclear but there's definitely a lot of piss |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drama #greek #piss #shakespeare #white-background |
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1,108 | 10/13/2001 | green dicks deuce: WHO'S UP FOR GREEN DICKS
deuce: THEY'RE THE MOST EXPENSIVE |
deuce |
#mountain-background |
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2,933 | 11/11/2006 | green screen pants: WAIT WHAT'S WITH THE GREEN SCREEN, MAN
hanford: YES I'LL HOLD |
hanford pants |
#green-background #hanford-pants #sfw |
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7,202 | 12/9/2018 | greentext spigot: > be me
spigot: > lick dick |
spigot |
#4chan #dicklicking #greentext #mousehole #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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9,178 | 5/4/2024 | greetings and sally's patients spigot: I HOPE THIS EMAIL FINDS YOU DECEASED |
#death #mousehole #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,686 | 5/13/2003 | grenade atandt: YOU THERE BOY WHAT DAY IS THIS
pants: SUCK THE DICK YOU FAT OLD MAN
atandt: WHERE ARE WE
pants: SOME KIND OF GAY FOXHOLE AS FAR AS I CAN TELL
atandt: GRENADE
pants: HLAGHLHALUAG |
atandt pants |
#a-christmas-carol #atandt-pants #bonequest-hi-fi #cocksucking #cocksucking-noises #fat-old-man #fighting-irish-pose #foxhole #gay #grenade #huffy-pants #woodring-field-background |
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7,123 | 9/21/2018 | grind me to a paste pants: do u want 2 piss on me
deuce: I don't want to, but I must
pants: grind me to a paste |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #ghetto-u #grinding #paste #piss #piss-trough-background |
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8,943 | 9/12/2023 | groat cake spigot: NO I WOULD NOT CARE FOR A GROAT CAKE |
#groatcakes #mountain-background #sfw #star-trek |
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7,958 | 1/1/2021 | groat cakes spigot: THANKS FOR RUINING DESSERT WITH PECANS AND CRANBERRIES
spigot: KNOW WHAT THIS MINT CHOCOLATE FUDGE NEEDS? HARD POMEGRANATE SEEDS
pants: EAT YOUR GROATCAKES |
pants spigot |
#food #groatcakes #holiday #pants-spigot #sfw #star-trek #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,166 | 12/10/2001 | grocery shopping deuce: THERE WAS A PRETTY GIRL AT THE GROCERY STORE !!!!! SO I SAID HELLO AND SHE SAID WHATEVER !!!!
deuce: LONG STORY SHORT SHE'S TIED UP AND GAGGED IN THE CLOSET |
deuce |
#custom-background |
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8,745 | 2/26/2023 | groggy and confused deuce: WELP I TOOK A NAP AND NOW I'M GROGGY AND CONFUSED
pants: BREAK ME DOWN
deuce: LIKE SOME EMPTY BOXES
pants: OR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: ACTUALLY YEAH, THAT
pants: NUTBUSTERS, HO! |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fat-pants-blocking-the-mousehole #naps #no-title-card #nutbusters #recycling #thundercats #woodring-room-background |
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526 | 3/5/2000 | grok spigot: GROK IS A WORD MEANING "I'M FAT, I HAVE A HUGE U.C. BERKELEY BEARD, AND I'M AFRAID TO HIT ON GIRLS"
deuce: T SPIGOT I AM GROKKING YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT
spigot: ABSOLUTELY NOT
deuce: T SPIGOT OKAY
deuce: T SPIGOT I'M SORRY
spigot: I GOT GAME |
deuce spigot |
#bbc #berkeley #deuce-spigot #grok #heinlen #mousehole #nerd-culture #sad-deuce #sfw #stranger-in-a-strange-land #woodring-room-background |
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6,936 | 3/11/2018 | grope-a-doodle-doo |
spigot |
#graph #nitrate #nitrite #nitrogen #oxidation-states #science #sfw |
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3,187 | 7/25/2007 | gross deuce: TOUCH IT
deuce: YOU FUCKING WHORE YOU TOUCH IT RIGHT NOW
pants: OK
deuce: MMMM YEAH MMMMM |
deuce pants |
#abuse #deuce-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
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614 | 5/31/2000 | gross pants: I FOUND A WAY TO MAKE YOU
pants: I FOUND A WAY
pants: A WAY TO MAKE YOU SMILE
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pants |
#pants-solo #rem #sfw #singing #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,535 | 1/14/2017 | gross and mostly unbeatoffable |
deuce pants |
#bad-transcript #deuce-pants #farts #funloving-nonsense #god #huffy-pants #piss-trough-background #spiders #weird-pants-face |
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4,628 | 8/13/2011 | gross gay planets deuce: PLUTO AND ITS FAGGOT MOONS
pants: GROSS GAY PLANETS |
deuce pants |
#astronomy #charon #deuce-pants #gay #hydra #kerberos #nix #planets #pluto #science #styx #white-background |
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1,899 | 12/15/2003 | ground into power net: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME
deuce: OH I THINK I AM
net: PROVE IT
deuce: HURRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRR GROUND INTO POWDER |
deuce net |
#automation #boss #deuce-net #hurr #powder #power #pulverize #title-mismatch #woodring-room-background |
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8,731 | 2/12/2023 | groundhog day spigot: EVERY TIME I WATCH GROUNDHOG DAY IT'S THE SAME STUPID MOVIE
spigot: DID THE PUNXSUTAWNEY PHAG COME OUT OF HIS CLOSET AND SEE A PENIS
spigot: SIX MORE MONTHS OF PENISES |
#bark #brown-background #closet #fag #film #groundhog-day #holiday #penis #punxsutawney #spigot-solo |
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4,555 | 5/24/2011 | group grope deuce: WHERE IS EVERYBODY
spigot: GROUP GROPE
spigot: BLHLRTUBHLAISEUG()**W$
deuce: WUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #groping #woodring-room-background |
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4,006 | 10/25/2009 | grow up big and strong pants: LIE ON YOUR STOMACH
pants: PUT YOUR HAIR IN PIGTAILS SO I CAN STEER
deuce: GROW UP BIG AND STRONG
deuce: EAT YOUR QUEERNUTS
pants: FUCK YOU PAY ME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #fuck-you-pay-me #goodfellas #queernuts #urinal-background |
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6,043 | 8/16/2015 | growing blurry deuce: VISION IS GROWING BLURRY, GETTING REALLY TIRED
pants: LIE BACK AND THINK OF ENGLAND |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #england #roofies #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,976 | 4/27/2018 | growling around the house spigot: BRILLIANT
spigot: ARE YOU SEEING THIS BEAUTIFUL MORNING
pants: BATHROBE, COFFEE, WIENERDOG CLAMPED FIRMLY TO MY ANKLE DRAGGING IT GROWLING AROUND THE HOUSE |
pants spigot |
#bathrobe-of-pants #bong #dog #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #sfw #wienerdog #woodring-stairs-background |