deuce: T PANTS OKAY HERE I AM pants: T DEUCE YOUR THREE DIMENSIONAL LAWS DO NOT APPLY TO ME

deuce: HERE YOU ARE deuce: AND HERE I AM spigot: UH deuce: LA LA LA LA

deuce: HERE IT COMES spigot: KNOCK KNOCK!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: WHO'S THERE ?????????? spigot: SOUTH PARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: SOUTH PARK WHO???????????????????? spigot: SOUTH PARK RULES !!!! CLICK HERE TO EMAIL ME spigot: OW spigot: GOD YOU'RE EMAILING ME WITH HAMMERS AND NAIL GUNS

spigot: OH CHRIST HERE IT COMES AGAIN LIKE NIAGRA FALLS

pants: DAYDREAMING ABOUT DICKS pants: NOT IN A GOOD WAY THOUGH pants: MORE OF A "THIS IS A BAD THING AND I KNOW IT" WAY pants: HERE LIES VERA pants: REST IN PEACE

spigot: I'M GAY spigot: I'M GAY spigot: IN A BIG BIG WAY spigot: THESE COCKS AND BALLS spigot: ARE HERE TO STAY

pants: HUGLAUHLGUAHLG deuce: GHLUAHGULAUHGLAG spigot: HERE WE ARE BUILDING COMMUNITIES

pants: I'M GOING TO STALK MY COCK pants: HERE WE GO pants: (FALLS ASLEEP)

deuce: HEY LOOK AT MY MOUTH deuce: IT'S OPEN REALLY REALLY WIDE

spigot: HERE'S A HINT FOR ALL YOU LADIES OUT THERE DOING PORN SHOOTS: spigot: PUT A FUCKING EXPRESSION ON YOUR FACE

spigot: PLEASE OVERRIDE MY VIRTUAL MEMBER deuce: I CAN ONLY OVERRIDE YOU IF YOU ARE A VIRTUAL MEMBER FUNCTION SIR spigot: HERE'S TEN DOLLARS deuce: NOW YOU'RE TALKING MOTHERFUCKER

spigot: BUT HERE'S THE THING, FOLKS: CHANDLER HALDERSON NEVER HAD PENIS REDUCTION SURGERY spigot: HE NEVER WENT TO THE MOON spigot: HE NEVER BUILT A TIME MACHINE AND CLONED ADOLF HITLER spigot: THOSE WERE ALL LIES

spigot: IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT LICK A DICK spigot: GURK / GURK spigot: IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT LICK A PRICK spigot: HURF / HONK spigot: IF YOU'RE SOMETHING SOMETHING GAY spigot: AND MY DONG IS IN THE WAY spigot: HERE'S THE TRICK: LICK A DICK / OR A PRICK spigot: ZZZZZZZZZ

pants: 24 YEARS OF DUMB NONSENSE pants: 24 YEARS OF UNTALENTED DROPOUTS pants: 24 YEARS OF BI-CURIOUS IDIOTS pants: 24 YEARS AND WE STILL HAVEN'T FIXED OUR MAKEFILES pants: 24 YEARS AND FIVE U.S. PRESIDENTS LATER pants: 24 YEARS OF ANNUAL REPORTS AND SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS bung: KILL YOURSELF ozone: ENOUGH ALREADY pants: 24 YEARS OF COCKSUCKING ON THE MOON _AND_ IN THE DATA CENTER pants: 24 YEARS OF UNMARKETABLE GEN-X FLOTSAM dick: JUST STOP hanford: I QUIT pants: 24 YEARS AND STILL NOT OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER pants: 24 YEARS WITH NO END IN SIGHT pants: LA LA LA GAY THOUGHTS pants: 24 YEARS WITH NOTHING TO SHOW BUT FATNESS pants: 24 YEARS OF STUPID BULLSHIT atandt: NO MORE effigy: NUGGGGH pants: 24 YEARS TOO LONG spigot: FUCK YOU deuce: SHUT UP pants: 24 YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP 💚💙💜🧡

deuce: T PANTS COULD YOU MODEL MY NUTS OR NO pants: HERE'S TO HOPING pants: AND CHOKING

pants: SIT AROUND AND BE QUIET pants: UNTIL HOMICIDE SHOWS UP pants: THEN TALK YOUR FOOL HEAD OFF

spigot: ARE YOU MARRIED YET pants: NO pants: I MEAN SURE spigot: GREAT, HERE'S WHAT YOU DO spigot: NEXT TIME YOU AND YOUR WIFE ARE STANDING IN LINE SOMEWHERE spigot: TURN TO HER WITH A CONCERNED LOOK ON YOUR FACE pants: UH HUH spigot: SAY HONEY, MAY I BE FRANK WITH YOU pants: HOO BOY spigot: SHE'LL SAY "OKAY" OR "SURE" OR "OF COURSE" spigot: THEN YOU PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS AND SAY HOW ABOUT THIS BALL PARK FRANK spigot: AND POINT AT YOUR PENIS ALL FLOPPED OUT AND PLUMP pants: WHY DO WE HAVE TO BE IN LINE spigot: JUST BE OUT IN PUBLIC

pants: DICKS: DEAD OR ALIVE ??? pants: THEY HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF ATOMS deuce: BUT YET SOMETHING IS LOST pants: NOT REALLY deuce: YOU ARE HEREBY EJECTED FROM THIS COURSE pants: I COULD TEACH THIS COURSE WITH ONE HAND TIED BEHIND MY HAULGHULAHULAGH pants: EXCUSE ME I HAVE A CALL COMING IN HUALGHAHLGUAUHLGAG OH GOD

hanford: WHAT PART OF WE DON'T HAVE THE BUDGET FOR A JERKCITY PODCAST DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND pants: BUT THE BUNNIES KEEP DYING hanford: "THEME TO SPIGOT THE BEAR" pants: THOSE THAT DON'T DIE ARE FORCED TO WORK hanford: NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR A JERKCITY PODCAST pants: THEY ARE TERRIBLE AT SORTING CARROTS

pants: IDEA: POPEYE BUT HIS SPINACH IS HEROIN AND HE JUST FALLS ASLEEP deuce: RUDE

pants: HEX-E-POO HEX-ON-YOU pants: WE CALL THIS RUNNING A TRAIN SO IF YOU'D PLEASE FORM A LINE TO THE LEFT pants: YOU DON'T NEED EYES TO SUCK DICK (SCENE DELETED) THERE WE GO

pants: U GOT A HARD-ON MISTER GRINCH spigot: :NOTES: HEY / OFFICER KRUP / KE spigot: I'M TRANS BTW :NOTES:

spigot: HEY

deuce: HEY CHECK OUT MY PENIS (POINTS AT PENIS) pants: HEY WOW THAT'S A PENIS pants: IS THERE A STARBUCKS NEARBY deuce: YES THERE IS (STILL POINTING AT PENIS)

net: HEY EVERYONE net: LET'S GET FRUITY deuce: WHAT IF I SAY NO net: I'LL DO IT ANYWAY

spigot: HEY EVERYONE LOOK OVER HERE I'M DOING MAGIC TRICKS spigot: OVER HERE EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME spigot: OKAY PULLING MY PANTS DOWN NOW spigot: IF YOU COULD JUST TURN YOUR HEAD JUST REAL QUICK spigot: ENTERTAINMENT OVER HERE PEOPLE, PUT THE BEER DOWN

spigot: HEY GALS ARE WE DONE SHAVING ONLY ONE SIDE OF OUR HAIR deuce: YEA WHAT THE FUCK FOLKS

spigot: holy shit i can just say hey google play bonequest hifi podcast and it starts with #494 pants: weezer is terrible deuce: I'm a kitty cat

deuce: MY BALLS ARE NON-GMO deuce: (LEANS CLOSER TO MIC) I SAID MY BALLS ARE NON-GMO

pants: PLEASE DON'T REFUSE ME TONIGHT pants: MASTURBATE ME QUICKLY SO I CAN GET BACK TO THE MOSH PIT pants: SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SHAKE IT BABY pants: IS FUNKY IS FUNKY pants: HEEEEEEEEY IS FUNKY

spigot: HEY JUDE spigot: SOMETHING SOMETHING spigot: I KNOCKED THE BONG OVER pants: PAPER TOWELS spigot: YOU'RE JUST RUBBING IT INTO THE CARPET

deuce: HEY LOOK AT ME BLAHBLHAHBLABHBL

deuce: HURBLE BURBLE deuce: LOOK AT ME CHOKE THEM DOWN deuce: HEY LOOK HERE deuce: HURBLE BURBLE

pants: TO KEEP READING, PLEASE ENTER YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS. pants: T DEUCE HEY NO REASON JUST CURIOUS BUT DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW WHAT A BUTTHOLE HOLIDAY IS (SHOULD I BE WORRIED) deuce: NO IDEA (LYING) pants: WELL I'M RELIEVED

deuce: HEY QUEERNUTS deuce: HOLY CHRIST ABOVE I'M A HAPPY CAMPER spigot: LET'S SING ABOUT BEING DRUNK AND SMOOSH CANS deuce: T SPIGOT I PREFER TO SIMPLY YELL RATHER THAN TRYING TO FORM NOTES spigot: SLURPING LIKE A BABOON

spigot: hey space: make something that doesn't look like dog shit spigot: hey universe: the cat box called, it wants those galaxies back spigot: hey neil degrasse tyson: (hangs up because it's a crank call) spigot: hello spigot: i said more like neil degrabs ladies

deuce: HEY STOP MAKING FUN OF ME spigot: I GET A CHOCOLATE SHAKE EVERY CHRISTMAS deuce: I LIKE THE MINT SHAKES ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY FROM MCDONALD'S BUT THEY WON'T LET ME HAVE THEM BECAUSE I'M BLACK spigot: "I'M GOING TO SUCK YOUR FAT DICK AND MAKE YOU PLOW MY ASS" SAID THE QUEEREST VAMPYRE OF THE LOT, COUNT FUCKING FAGGOT deuce: [REDACTED] AWFULLY ENTERTAINING [REDACTED] [REDACTED]

atandt: HEY THEO atandt: WHY THE FUCK IS SYSLOG LISTENING ON PORT 514 atandt: YES I READ THE MAN PAGE atandt: WHEN I RUN NMAP AGAINST MY OPENBSD BOXES I WANT TO SEE SSH AND NOTHING ELSE atandt: FOR GOD'S SAKE I CAN'T GENERATE CODE I'M A COMIC STRIP CHARACTER SOMEBODY FIX THIS

pants: HEY UH HAVE YOU SEEN A LOBSTER THINGY AROUND HERE atandt: HE WAS DOING COKE IN THE GREEN ROOM SO I KICKED HIM OUT pants: HE HAD COKE ????? atandt: HE SEEMED DELICIOUS

pants: HEY UH HAVE YOU SEEN A LOBSTER THINGY AROUND HERE atandt: HE WAS DOING COKE IN THE GREEN ROOM SO I KICKED HIM OUT pants: HE HAD COKE ????? atandt: HE SEEMED DELICIOUS FOR A BUG THAT, YOU KNOW, EATS THINGS HE FINDS

pants: CAN'T BEAT OFF WITHOUT M-- pants: HEY WHAT ARE YOU pants: GAHLAHGLAHLAG

spigot: HEY WHAT DOES THIS REMIND YOU OF: spigot: (TAKES SHIT ON YOUR DESK)

deuce: HEY WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BLAM SHRAPNEL SQUIRMING FOR A FEW MOMENTS DEAD

deuce: GIVEN THAT THIS IS THE DAY OF JESUS' BIRTH LET'S ALL LICK DICK [WRONG IN SO MANY WAYS] spigot: NOT REALLY pants: BACK ON MY BULLSHIT spigot: HGBLHBGL GBLBLLGBL

pants: GENDERFLUID deuce: CISGAY pants: BIQUEER deuce: HOMOSTRAIGHT

pants: WHAT DOES LOWERCASE "HHHHHH" SOUND LIKE?!?!?!? deuce: THE BREATH BEHIND FORCED OUT OF A BODY BY A BOOT OR OTHER LARGE INSTRUMENT pants: SO WHAT DOES UPPERCASE "HHHHHHHH" SOUND LIKE deuce: BREATH BEING FORCED OUT MUCH QUICKER: LARGE FAT MAN STANDING ON YOUR CHEST, BEING CRUSHED BY A CAR pants: DEMONSTRATE FOR ME deuce: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

deuce: I THINK FOR CHRISTMAS YOU REALLY WANT HEATHER HUNTER'S RAP CD deuce: AND deuce: ANOTHER COPY OF HEATHER HUNTER'S RAP CD ???? pants: WHY NOT EDDIE MURPHY'S PARTY ALL THE TIME deuce: BUT THAT'S NOT HEATHER HUNTER'S RAP CD (HHRC)

deuce: HI !!!!!!!!!!!!!! bung: HI!!!!!!!!!1!!!! deuce: LET'S SUCK EACH OTHER OFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bung: NO CARRIER

:HEY: ATANDT deuce: FUCK YOU atandt: NOT THE WELCOME I WAS EXPECTING atandt: BUT IT'S A WELCOME NONE THE LESS atandt: IN CONCLUSION: FREE BLOWJOBS

deuce: HI pants: COCKS deuce: THE HI/COCKS PROTOCOL (RFC 4373) pants: COCKS (BREAKING PROTOCOL) deuce: NO THAT WAS IT UNFORTUNATELY

: INIT: SINGLE USER MODE ozone: HI AND WELCOME TO DICKLICKERS ANONYMOUS ozone: MY NAME IS DAVE ozone: (HI DAVE) ozone: AND I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH DICKLICKING deuce: WHAT KIND OF PROBLEM COULD EVER BE INVOLVED WITH DICKLICKING ?!?!?

spigot: ...:::;;;===((({{{[[[<<< HI >>>]]]}}})))===;;;:::...

hitler: HI GUYS deuce: DAMMIT WHO LET HITLER IN hitler: I'M HITLER hitler: PLAY WITH MY BALLS pants: WE'D BETTER DO AS DER FUHRER SAYS hitler: I'M HITLER atandt: T HITLER DID THAT GUY ONLY HAVE ONE BALL OR WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THAT hitler: I'M HITLER hitler: PLAY WITH MY BALLS hitler: NONE OF YOU ARE LISTENING !!! EINER CLAMPEN !!! I AM LEAVING FOREVER pants: YOU KNOW WHAT ?!?!?!? I DON'T THINK WE'VE SEEN THE LAST OF HIM

spigot: HI I'M A NICE GAZEBO FROM ORCHARD SUPPLY LET'S GO TO MY PLACE / HONK SURPRISE I'M AN OUTHOUSE TOILET

pants: CAN I TAKE THE JEAN-CHARLES TO THE BUSINESS DISTRICT TO SEE THE TRANNYAMERICA PYRAMID OR WHAT'S THE DEAL

pants: I’M A LOVELY DAY deuce: FUCK YOU, LOVELY DAY pants: HIC

spigot: HICKORY DICKORY DOCK spigot: THE MOUSE DID SOMETHING UNSAVORY uncredited rageguy: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

spigot: QUICK HIDE THE JERKCITY spigot: WHEN I GET DIVORCED I HOPE I GET THE BATHROOM spigot: NOT FOR ANY REASON (HINT: SUCKING)

pants: JUST KEEP STUFFING THEM IN MY MOUTH pants: T SPIGOT SHUT UP I'M HIDING FROM THE NAZIS spigot: SOMETIMES I'LL BE JERKING AND THEN THE GIRL IN THE PICTURE WILL DEVELOP SOMETHING OF AN ATTITUDE AND I'LL BE VERY FIRM AND SAY YOU'RE NOT HERE TO BE CLEVER JUST DO YOUR JOB AND JERK ME

pants: HIDING IN A CRAMPED HOLE deuce: THROWING YOU A LIFELINE (BOILING OIL)

pants: T DEUCE WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THE HIGHEST PRIME NUMBER NOW THAT YOU'VE CAUGHT IT IN A JAR deuce: I PANTS I'M GOING TO WAIT FOR IT TO DIE AND THEN DISSECT IT BY FINDING SMALLER NUMBERS THAT I CAN MULTIPLY TO MAKE THE ORIGINAL NUMBER

pants: GOOD ONE deuce: HOW ABOUT A GOOD RUBBING pants: HIGH FIVE pants: YOU HEARD THE MAN MOPS AND BUCKETS PEOPLE ASSES AND ELBOWS THIS INSTANT ON THE DOUBLE deuce: CHOP CHOP

pants: SMEARING HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP ON MY DICK pants: YOUR BROWSER DOES NOT ACCEPT COOKIES. IF YOU WANT TO PUT PRODUCTS INTO YOUR CART AND PURCHASE THEM YOU NEED TO ENABLE COOKIES. pants: I SHALL DESTROY ALL THE CIVILIZED PLANETS

pants: SLOBBER YUM DUHHHH THIS GAME HAS NO RESET HLAGHLUAGULG

deuce: T SPIGOT I MOVED JERKCITY BECAUSE OF YOUR MISBEHAVIOR spigot: PLEASE TAKE THE JERKCITY DOWN OFF THE HIGH SHELF SO I CAN SMOOSH THEM INTO MY FACE

pants: SMASH IT INTO MY FACE AT HIGH SPEED deuce: BLA-DOW

pants: BA-GURRRK HEAD CHOPPED OFF :CHICKEN: :AXE: spigot: HIGH VELOCITY PUDDING SPLATTER ALL OVER MY SHIRT PANTS AND FACE spigot: TELL-TALE PATTERN ON THE CEILING INDICATING THE SPOON WAS MOVING UP AND DOWN RAPIDLY deuce: COOKIE AVAILABILITY IS LOW SO THE WOODCHIPPER MUST RELY ON PUDDING spigot: I'M ON A FIXED INCOME SO MAYBE ONE DICK A WEEK

spigot: I REALLY JUST WANT TO GO BACK TO DEANZA AND GET MY DEGREE spigot: MY DEGREE IN COCKSUCKERY THAT IS

spigot: NASA LAUNCHES PEPSI ONE ORBITER, TOMMY HILFIGER LANDER deuce: CALVIN KLINE THINGY WHICH CRASHES INTO THE POLE spigot: ALIENS HAVE GREAT TASTE!!!!! spigot: BOOP GLOOP ALIEN NOISES AND HORRID 3D GRAPHICS AND EVENTUALLY FRASIER deuce: T SPIGOT WITH THAT KIND OF GARBAGE AT LEAST NASA COULD DO SOMETHING spigot: INSTEAD OF LOOKING UP AT THE MOON WE CAN ALL LOOK UP AT THE C|NET deuce: WHAT spigot: I SAID LET'S ALL LICK A DICK!!!!! spigot: HGLGHBLHGLBHGGLH deuce: BALUGHLAGLAGAG

atandt: CAN WE HAVE SOME HILLBILLY MUSIC deuce: EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE QUIET WHILE I'M JERKING

deuce: MY BRAIN IS SWIMMING IN ENDORPHINS, ALCOHOL, CRACK COCAINE deuce: FFFFFU deuce: HOSPITAL

pants: MY FACE pants: MY FACE pants: MY FAGGY STUPID FACE deuce: I DON'T THINK YOU'RE BEING SINCERE

spigot: MY HAPPY OPEN MOUTH

.deuce: I FEEL LIKE JERKING .deuce: BUT I WON'T LET THE DEVIL CONTROL MY BEHAVIOR .deuce: INSTEAD I'LL YANK

pants: HAVE YOU SEEN MY NASTY SIDE pants: IT'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE pants: WITH ALL THE PUMPING AND THE POKING AND THE SMEARING

pants: DICK(S) deuce: NOW THAT PANTS IS GONE WE CAN FINALLY WREST CONTROL OF JERKCITY AWAY FROM HIS TYRANNICAL RULE deuce: I MEAN OH HI PANTS pants: HI

spigot: T PANTS NOT JOKING THIS TIME, THE FROG ASKED ME TO PLEASE "CHUCK HIM AND THE TANK OVER THE FENCE INTO THE NEIGHBOR'S YARD" spigot: HIS WORDS NOT MINE

pants: BIG BANG pants: SUN FORMS pants: TUNGUSKA pants: ROANOKE pants: THREE MILE ISLAND pants: CHERNOBYL (pants): JERKCITY pants: UNIVERSE COLLAPSES TO SINGLE POINT, STAYS THAT WAY FOR A WHILE

spigot: MORE LIKE THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO NOT GIVING A SHIT ABOUT ALL YOUR EMAILS

deuce: T PANTS HITLER WAS RIGHT (HO-HOS REALLY ARE DELICIOUS) pants: HOSTESS WILL SET YOU FREE

pants: I'M A SLOPPY PISS PIG WHO IS SECRETLY COSPLAYING AS A TOILET PIG deuce: BANG BANG BANG KEEP IT DOWN

spigot: DOOT DEE DOO JUST WANDERING INTO THE TOILET HMMM MMMMM NOT EXPECTING ANYTHING spigot: *HONK* *BONK* spigot: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WITH DICK

deuce: I WANT YOU TO PUT YOUR MOUTH ON MY BALLS AND HUM pants: HMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM

atandt: WE'RE ALL OUT OF PANELS (SORRY) pants: WAIT WAIT I FOUND ONE atandt: WHERE pants: CHECK THIS OUT atandt: HOLY CRAP pants: I'VE BEEN HOARDING PANELS atandt: I SHOULD BE MAD pants: MAKING OUT TO AN OLD VANGELIS RECORD

deuce: >>> CLICK HERE TO GET ANTHRAX POWDER DELIVERED TO YOU <<< spigot: NOT A HOAX

pants: JERKCITY HD IS AWESOMES pants: BUT THEN AGAIN SO IS PISS pants: CONST ANALYTICS_CACHE_KEY_PREFIX = "ANAL_"; : http://jerkcityhd.tumblr.com/

deuce: AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS HOWARD JONES AND HOWARD JOHNSON'S MIXED UP YES I AM OKAY THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION

spigot: I'M NOT GOING TO HOLD YOUR HANDS PEOPLE

spigot: ME AGAIN spigot: SOILING MYSELF spigot: ME AGAIN spigot: SOILING MYSELF spigot: ME AGAIN spigot: SOILING MYSELF spigot: ME AGAIN spigot: SOILING MYSELF deuce: FUCKING HOLD STILL

pants: HELP ME deuce: HOLD STILL YOU'RE MAKING ME MISS

deuce: SLICE CHOP

pants: OWWWWWWWW YOU ARE TWISTING MY ARM HARD OWWWWWWWWW pants: AHLUGHALG deuce: T PANTS HOLD STILL WHILE I AM LUBRICATING YOU: PPHTHTH PTPHT PHTHPTH PPHHPT

pants: SERIOUSLY I'LL HOLD THE FOOTBALL AND YOU KICK IT deuce: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PULL IT AWAY AGAIN ARE YOU pants: NO I RESPECT THE PEOPLE AROUND ME deuce: OK duece: HERE I COME

spigot: YOU ARE HALAAL UP IN MY BUSINESS spigot: FOLKS IT'S A ***RARE***GLIMPSE INTO PRESIDENTIAL TAX RETURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: HOLDING DOWN THE HORN UNTIL I GET MY MCNUGGETS

deuce: IT'S A HOLE CITY deuce: A CITY FILLED WITH HOLES deuce: I UNDERSTAND I AM BEING ABSTRACT HERE BUT THAT IS MY NATURE

pants: CHOP OFF MY DICK AND CHUCK IT OUT THE HOTEL WINDOW

pants: PLEASE PUSH YOUR PENIS / IN AN OLD MAN'S HAT effigy: ONLY FROM THE TOP effigy: WAIT, IS THE OLD MAN STILL WEARING IT? pants: WHO CARES, PUSH YOUR PENIS IN THERE effigy: WAAAY AHEAD OF YOU

spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO REGISTER AS A WEB DEVELOPER AND ALSO A CHILD MOLESTER spigot: CAN I DO BOTH IN THE SAME LINE OR NO

spigot: HOW ABOUT ANNE FRANK MEETS THE DALEKS

pants: BEATING OFF IN THE HOLODECK (IT'S NOT EVEN ON, IT'S JUST A YELLOW GRID)