No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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1 | 8/17/1998 | what with the boners pants: $LOCAL[0][0] = "BONERS"
pants: PERL IS WEIRD
deuce: WHAT WITH THE BONERS
pants: CAN'T GET ENOUGH (SERIOUSLY)
deuce: FAG TRAP
:pants EMBRACES THE FAG TRAP
:deuce THROWS UP |
deuce pants |
#birthday-strip #boner #caption #debut #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fag #fag-trap #perl #programming #vomit #woodring-stairs-background |
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2 | 8/18/1998 | vote dongs pants: MARIJUANA SAYS HI
deuce: POSSIBLY ONE OF THE FUNNIER THINGS SAID IN BONEQUEST
pants: VOTE DONGS
deuce: MY VOTE CANNOT BE BOUGHT
deuce: VOTING DONGS ANYWAY |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #dongs #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #laughing-deuce #marijuana #vote #vote-dongs #woodring-stairs-background |
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3 | 8/19/1998 | sausalito spigot: CLANG CLANG CLANG WENT THE TROLLEY
spigot: DING DING DING WENT THE BELL
deuce: THE POWERFUL USE OF CADENCE IS STAGGERING BUT THE CONTENT SOMEWHAT FALLS SHORT ARTISTICALLY
spigot: SAUSALITO
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#bay-area #bell #bonequest-hi-fi #comprehensively-tagged #debut #deuce-spigot #deucegrin #filler-panel #judy-garland #meet-me-in-st-louis #music-criticism #san-francisco #sausalito #sfw #singing #the-trolley-song #trolley #woodring-room-background |
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4 | 8/20/1998 | the secret of numb atandt: HEY GUYS
atandt: I'M LICKING
deuce: RIKKI TIKKI DUH
atandt: I'M SOME KIND OF GAY RODENT
deuce: THE SECRET OF NUMB |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #debut #filler-panel #licking #no #rikki-tikki-tavi #rodent #woodring-room-background |
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5 | 8/24/1998 | gay emoticon atandt: I'M SOME KIND OF GAY EMOTICON
atandt: :-)
deuce: :-0 --8
atandt: YOU APPEAR TO BE GAYER THAN I
atandt: I DON'T THINK I CAN BEAT THAT |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #emoticon #gay #gay-contest #pointing #woodring-room-background |
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6 | 8/24/1998 | forty minute stretches spigot: I MISS THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHERE I COULD CHOKE DOWN A 12 OZ DONG AT THE CORNER POKERY
pants: BUT I DON'T MISS THE PART WHERE YOU WACK MY NUTS WITH A STICK FOR FORTY MINUTE STRETCHES
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#bad-crop #choking #genital-mutilation #mousehole #pants-spigot #pokery #typo #woodring-room-background |
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7 | 8/24/1998 | fucking dipshit dicklickers spigot: NURK NURK NURK I WISH MORE PEOPLE WOULD LAUGH LOUDLY AROUND ME AND TALK ABOUT POSTSCRIPT!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: HUHHHHHHH
deuce: IT'S ALMOST LIKE I'VE LOST ALL WILL TO LIVE
spigot: GURF GURF YOU SAID IT FOLKS WE'RE FUCKING DIPSHIT DICKLICKERS!!!!!!!!!!! BAB-5 PARTY |
#babylon-5 #deuce-spigot #deucegrin #dicklicking #dipshits #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #folks #nurk #postscript #woodring-room-background |
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8 | 8/25/1998 | this channel sucks pants: /NICK DOCTORWHO
pants: /NICK DRWHO
pants: /NICK DR_WHO
deuce: THIS CHANNEL SUCKS
pants: /NICK D0CT0R_WH0 GODDAMNIT
pants: /NICK DOCWHO |
#already-in-use #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants #dr-who #irc #okay-pants-face #username #woodring-field-background |
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9 | 8/26/1998 | half off spigot: I AM SERILY PERTURBED WITH REGARD TO HOW MANY CHIPS WERE ACTUALLY IN THE BIG PUFFY BAG
spigot: MMF URMPH YOU ARE SHAKING ME AND SETTLING ME AND FINALLY SHIPPING ME
pants: I WILL SHELVE YOU (PRICING GUN)
spigot: I AM HALF OFF WITH A LUCKY REWARDS CARD
pants: I AM INSTRUCTING OTHERS NOT TO CHECK YOU FOR RIPENESS, ETC. |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hd #food #gun #lucky-rewards-card #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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10 | 8/26/1998 | king of porn bung: YOU ARE THE KING OF MY PANTS!
deuce: I'M THE CAPTAIN OF YOUR BALLS
bung: TOGETHER WE MAKE A FINE TEAM! |
bung deuce |
#a-fine-team #atandt-bung-deuce-pants #balls #debut #porn #somber-deuce #woodring-field-background |
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11 | 8/28/1998 | count me twice pants: HELLO
deuce: HI
pants: I'M HERE TO MAKE YOUR LIFE BETTER
deuce: A LITTLE LESS SHOUTING PLEASE
pants: I WAS SHOUTING BECAUSE I WAS HAPPY
deuce: I LIKE DICK
pants: LIKE I SAID
deuce: DOES ANYONE ELSE TOO???
deuce: ANYONE??????
pants: COUNT ME TWICE |
deuce pants |
#bored-pants #deuce-pants #dicks #drunk-deuce #mousehole #punctuation #shouting #woodring-room-background |
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12 | 8/31/1998 | whose dong now? spigot: WE HAVE A WITNESS THAT CAN PLACE YOUR DONG IN THE SAME NEIGHBORHOOD AS MY FACE LAST JULY 4TH
deuce: WHOSE DONG NOW??!?
pants: WHO ATE THE LAST NIP |
#black-background #cheese-nips #deuce-pants-spigot #deucegrin #dicklicking #dong #july #july-4th #woodring-field-background |
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13 | 9/1/1998 | saving private dicklicker spigot: SAVING PRIVATE DICKLICKER
spigot: WARNING CONTAINS GRAPHIC SCENES OF DICKLICKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: (COCKSUCKING)
spigot: OKAY MEN LET'S ALL HURMPH BURMPH LORD GOD WE'RE NOT EVEN OUT OF THE BOAT
spigot: BHLRUHBLURHLUBHRLGBUHRLUBHLHRG ARE YOU RYAN NO OKAY BHRLBURHLGUHLRUBH
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spigot |
#cocksucking #cocksucking-noises #dicklicker #greatest-generation #private-dicklicker #punctuation #reduplication #saving-private-ryan #spigot-shrug #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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14 | 9/2/1998 | breakfast burrito spigot: I'M EATING A BREAKFAST BURRITO
pants: I'M WATCHING YOU EAT THE BREAKFAST BURRITO
deuce: BUT IT IS NOT BREAKFAST
spigot: MY MOM WAS ALL "YOU'RE NOT TAKING THE CAR" AND I WAS LIKE FUCK YOU HITLER
deuce: YOU'VE CONFUSED ME WITH THAT ONE -- I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING BREAKFAST BURRITOS NOT BREAKFAST ANGST |
deuce pants spigot |
#bonequest-hd #burritos #coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #deucegrin #filler-panel #font-weirdness #fourth-wall-pants #hitler #no-greytext #woodring-field-background |
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15 | 9/3/1998 | regarding my salary pants: I FAIL TO SEE WHAT THE TOILET HAS TO DO WITH MY PERFORMANCE REVIHGULAHALUHALHGUALGHULAHGULAHGLAHGLAHGA
pants: SIR I AHUGLAHGLUAHGULAHGLAHGLAHGLAHGLAHG
pants: REGARDING MY SALARY HGALHALGAHLGUAHUGLAHLGAGLAHLAHGULAHLAHGLAG
deuce: IS IT STARTING TO DAWN ON YOU NOW SIR
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deuce pants |
#cocksucking-noises #deuce-pants #deucegrin #drowning #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #fourth-wall-pants #huffy-pants #performance-review #somber-deuce #toilet #woodring-room-background |
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16 | 9/4/1998 | naked through a cornfield spigot: HOLY CHRIST JUST DONGS EVERYWHERE AND SO SUDDENLY -- POKING AND WHAPPING ME -- IT'S LIKE I'M RUNNING BACKWARDS NAKED THROUGH A CORNFIELD
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#bad-crop #bonequest-hd #cornfield #dongs #naked #poking #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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17 | 9/7/1998 | jerk two dicks deuce: WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE LOVE ME
pants: I JERK TWO DICKS BEFORE I JERK TWO DICKS
pants: IT MAKES ME FEEL ALL RIGHT
pants: HONK HONK HONK
deuce: I DON'T UNDERSTAND |
#deuce-pants #deucegrin #dicks #drunk-deuce #fourth-wall-pants #honk #sad-deuce #sublime #two-dicks #woodring-field-background |
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18 | 9/8/1998 | i want mcdonald's deuce: IT'S LIKE I'VE GOT THE GAY THAT JUST WON'T STOP
spigot: YOU NEED GAY AWAY
deuce: CAN I GET THAT IN A SPRAY CAN OR ONLY IN ROLL-ON?
spigot: I WANT MCDONALDS
deuce: SIR I'M GOING TO NEED AN ANSWER TO MY QUESTION BEFORE THE GAY OVERWHELMS ME
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#bonequest-hd #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #fatness #food #mcdonalds #penis-size #sex #spigot-points #woodring-field-background |
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19 | 9/9/1998 | let's go to the moon 1 atandt: HI GUYS
pants: WE'RE ON THE MOON
atandt: HOLY CRAP -- ZERO G MEANS I CAN FINALLY REALIZE MY COCK SUCKING DREAMS
atandt: ACTUALLY THERE IS GRAVITY ON THE MOON, BUT YOU'D NEED MATH TO PROVE IT
deuce: THERE'S NO GRAVITY WE'LL JUST WEAR HEAVY BOOTS
pants: MATH IS HARD |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-pants #bonequest-hi-fi #math #moon #rare-pants #science #woodring-field-background |
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20 | 9/10/1998 | tissue paper hustler ratio spigot: WELL THE SAFEWAY LADY CLAIMS SHE HAS NO IDEA IF I'VE PURCHASED AN...
spigot: ...ADEQUATE RATIO OF TISSUE PAPER / HUSTLERS
deuce: DUDE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ASK THE MANAGER
deuce: THEY DON'T TELL THE FRONT-LINE GRUNTS THAT KIND OF STUFF
spigot: STUFFING HER HEAD INTO THE CAULIFLOWER |
#deuce-spigot #deucegrin #hustler #laughing-deuce #math #safeway #woodring-stairs-background |
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21 | 9/11/1998 | jewish cap spigot: LORD GOD YOU'RE BANGING MY YARMULKED HEAD AGAINST THE INCINERATOR
deuce: YOUR WHAT HEAD
spigot: JEWISH CAP
deuce: IT'S CALLED A "BEANIE" |
#deuce-spigot #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #holocaust #jews #woodring-field-background |
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22 | 9/12/1998 | cruel summer spigot: TIME TO LISTEN TO THE BANANARAMA SONG AGAIN
spigot: DOODLE OOT DOOT / DOOT DOOT DOOT
spigot: DOODLE OOT DOOT / DIP DURP DOOP
spigot: IT REALLY IS A CRUEL SUMMER |
#bananarama #doop #filler-panel #mousehole #music #sfw #singing #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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23 | 9/14/1998 | wanna pounda dope spigot: HE'S ALL "WANNA POUNDA DOPE"
spigot: AND I SAY YES SIR
spigot: AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW HE'S REALLY POUNDING IT INTO MY FACE!!!!!!
spigot: THEN I REALIZE I AM THE DOPE |
spigot |
#a-softer-world #bonequest-hd #deja-vu #filler-panel #marijuana #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background #woodring-room-background |
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24 | 9/15/1998 | moon over deuce: ROOSTER ROOSTER CAN YOU HEAR ME THIS IS HENHOUSE OVER
deuce: YOU APPEAR TO BE FADING FAST OVER
pants: ARE WE STILL ON THE MOON
deuce: COME BACK OVER
pants: MOON ????????
pants: OVER
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#coy-pants #deuce-pants #fourth-wall-pants #moon #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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25 | 9/16/1998 | stuck in a poo loop atandt: POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO
atandt: POO POO POO POO
atandt: I AM STUCK IN A POO LOOP
deuce: AGLHAGLHAGHLAG
deuce: YOU ARE NOW FREE (THAT WAS MY MAGIC SPELL) |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #magic #poo #poo-loop #repetition #woodring-room-background |
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26 | 9/17/1998 | dicks deuce: DICKS
pants: WAS RE: DICKS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #mousehole #was-re #woodring-room-background |
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27 | 9/18/1998 | antimatter deuce: THEY'VE BEEN MANUFACTURING ANTIMATTER FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW
spigot: WHEN PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT ANTIMATTER ARE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH ME I CANCEL THEM OUT
deuce: WANGSAGLHGAHLGAHLGA YOU WILL HAVE TO SHOW RESPECT TO GET YOUR DICKS SIR
spigot: DON'T BE DISSING MY LOW TOLERANCE FOR LEARNING, SCIENCE
spigot: HURGLE DURGLE IT'S THE ECONOMY STUPID URF BURF WHATEVER YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #deucegrin #politics #science #woodring-room-background |
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28 | 9/20/1998 | that's two rules deuce: I HAVE ONE RULE WHEN IT COMES TO CHICKS
deuce: THAT THEY DON'T HAVE ROLLS
pants: OR ASSES
deuce: AND THAT THEY AREN'T WHITE
pants: WAIT
deuce: OKAY THAT'S TWO RULES
deuce: YOU ARE DISTURBING MY CONCENTRATION |
#coy-pants #deuce-likes-black-chicks #deuce-pants #deucegrin #huffy-pants #rules #woodring-room-background |
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29 | 9/21/1998 | ham-merred deuce: HAM-MERRED
deuce: THAT MEANS I'M A WANNA BE HAM THAT HAS STRAYED FROM THE RIGHTEOUS PATH
deuce: OKAY IT MEANS I'M DRUNK |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #mousehole #somber-deuce #woodring-room-background |
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30 | 9/22/1998 | vcr clock pants: 12:00
pants: :
pants: 12:00
pants: :
pants: FOR A WHILE I WAS A VCR CLOCK -- THEN IT JUST BECAME LAME |
#bonequest-hi-fi #clock #okay-pants-face #pants-solo #sfw #vcr #woodring-stairs-background |
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31 | 9/23/1998 | a conundrum deuce: I HAVE A CONUNDRUM
pants: CALL A DOCTOR QUICK
pants: WHAT IS THE CONUNDRUM?
deuce: I HAVE TWO BALLS -- I WANT THREE
pants: THAT IS NOT A CONUNDRUM |
deuce pants |
#balls #deuce-pants #gay #woodring-stairs-background |
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32 | 9/24/1998 | watch the profanity pants: IN TEN HOURS I WILL BE THE OWNER OF A PAC MAN COFFEE MUG
deuce: I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
pants: WATCH THE PROFANITY I AM AN OP
: PANTS TRIED TO BOOT DEUCE (WHAT A PRICK)
pants: OKAY NEVERMIND |
#deuce-pants #ebay #huffy-pants #irc #mug #no-greytext #pac-man #watch-the-profanity #woodring-room-background |
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33 | 9/25/1998 | aaron spelling spigot: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I'D LIKE TORI SPELLING TO GIVE ME SOME 9-0-2-1-ORAL SEX
spigot: ALSO AARON SPELLING
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spigot |
#aaron-spelling #beverly-hills-90210 #bisexual #no-greytext #spigot-shrug #spigot-solo #television #woodring-field-background |
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34 | 9/27/1998 | demand proof pants: ADMIT NOTHING!
pants: DENY EVERYTHING!
pants: DEMAND PROOF!
pants: OH WHO AM I KIDDING HULGAHLGHALUGHALUGHLUAHLAG |
pants |
#admit-nothing #cocksucking-noises #demand-proof #deny-everything #huffy-pants #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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35 | 9/28/1998 | dragging and dropping atandt: HELLO WINDOWS
pants: HELLO ATANDT
atandt: YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE WINDOWS
atandt: DRAGGING AND DROPPING ANYWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: CRUSHED, BATTERED
atandt: I AM RED HAT LINUX PEOPLE
deuce: BUYING YOU AT FRY'S FOR $44 |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-pants #coy-pants #drunk-deuce #frys-electronics #linux #red-hat #sfw #windows #woodring-room-background |
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36 | 9/29/1998 | dong bong futures atandt: I THINK DIAPER HUMOUR IS GOING TO SKY ROCKET OVER THE NEXT FEW WEEKS
pants: I'M WITH YOU (ALSO BUYING DONG/BONG FUTURES) |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #bong #comedy #coy-pants #diapers #dong #economics #futures #mousehole #rhyming #woodring-room-background |
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37 | 9/30/1998 | dongazine spigot: WELL LONG STORY SHORT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS "DONGAZINE" AND I'M STILL OVERWEIGHT AND MY MOUTH HURTS |
#bonequest-hi-fi #dongazine #drugs #fat #fatness #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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38 | 10/1/1998 | hanson pants: JOBOP
pants: BOP
pants: JOJO
pants: JOJOJOJ
pants: BOP
deuce: ARE YOU HANSON?
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#deuce-pants #hanson #mmmbop #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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39 | 10/2/1998 | change of pace spigot: DO YOU EVER PISS IN YOUR FAT MOUTH
spigot: AND THEN GO BLUGHLBUHLGUHBLUHGLU I'M A FOUNTAIN
deuce: NO I USE WATER FOR THAT
spigot: TRY PISS FOR A REFRESHING CHANGE OF PACE
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deuce spigot |
#delicious #deuce-spigot #deucegrin #fountain #piss #piss-fountain #somber-deuce #woodring-field-background |
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40 | 10/3/1998 | so bored pants: SO ANYWAY THERE I WAS IN THE CONGO, LICKING SILVERBACK GORILLA DICK
atandt: ISN'T THIS JUST A REGULAR ASS PARADE
pants: THIS FEELS LIKE AN EXTRA FANCY PARADE
atandt: I WAS SO BORED I WENT INTO THE LIVING ROOM FOR DJFISTY COMEDY
atandt: IT WAS LIKE WATCHING CATS PLAY POOL |
atandt pants |
#ass-parade #atandt-pants #bestiality #cats #coy-pants #dicklicking #djfisty #fun-with-wildlife #funloving-nonsense #huffy-pants #parade #woodring-field-background |
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41 | 10/5/1998 | so huffy pants: SO ANYWAY I LIKE DICK AND THAT'S THAT
pants: I THINK YOU KNOW ALL YOU NEED KNOW ABOUT ME
deuce: FINE
pants: I DIDN'T WANT TO GO INTO THIS BUT HERE IT IS
deuce: YOU GET SO HUFFY WHEN IT COMES TO THE DICKS
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#deuce-pants #dicks #gay #huffy-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
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42 | 10/6/1998 | atandt : PLEASE WELCOME JERKCITY'S NEWEST MEMBER, ATANDT
deuce: FREAK |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #atandt-discontinuity #caption #debut #disrespect #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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43 | 10/7/1998 | you're really stabbing me spigot: I PUBLISH SHORT STORIES ON THE WEB AND HERE'S A LINK TO EMAIL ME
spigot: IF SOMEONE CAN HELP ME GET A PERL/JAVA THING GOING I CAN BUILD A CHAT FORUM
spigot: YOU'RE REALLY STABBING ME IN THE FACE AND GROIN WITH THAT BALLPOINT PEN
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spigot |
#bad-dithering #ballpoint-pen #genital-mutilation #java #perl #spigot-solo #violent-disapproval #woodring-stairs-background |
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44 | 10/8/1998 | heart attack spigot: JOHN GLENN BEGINS PRACTICE COUNTDOWN
spigot: THREE
spigot: HURFMBPH
deuce: HEART ATTACK
spigot: DRIBBLING |
#countdown #deuce-spigot #deucegrin #heart-attack #hurf #john-glenn #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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45 | 10/9/1998 | jerk lab spigot: SO LONG STUPID CUBE WHERE DORKS CAN TALK AND PEOPLE CAN SEE MY PORN
spigot: HELLO DARK LONELY LAB WITH A LOCK ON THE DOOR AND COMPLETE PRIVACY
spigot: IMPORTANT WORK GOING ON IN HERE
spigot: HURF BURF BREASTS |
spigot |
#breasts #cubicles #jerking #porn #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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46 | 10/10/1998 | art or pornography spigot: THE QUESTION IS NOT WHETHER IT'S ART OR PORNOGRAPHY PEOPLE, THE QUESTION IS HOW FAR IS THAT BAT UP THE GUY'S ASS |
#art #ass #bat #bat-up-ass #bonequest-hd #mapplethorpe #porn #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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47 | 10/14/1998 | doofus and dorkus dick: PERHAPS THE ANSWER TO THE GENTLEMAN'S QUESTION LIES HERE, IN MY PANTS
dick: THE ANSWER IS COCK!!!!!!
dick: IT REALLY *IS* THAT SIMPLE
dick: (TRYING TO SHUT UP)
spigot: STARS DOOFUS AND DORKUS |
#cocks #debut #dick-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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48 | 10/15/1998 | i mixed spigot: I MIXED VIAGRA WITH OLEAN!!!!! SPLUHURHGURHUG HULBHLUGHLUBSPLRULUG |
#cocksucking-noises #drugs #mousehole #olean #olestra #poo #spigot-solo #viagra #woodring-room-background |
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49 | 10/16/1998 | explicitly or implicitly spigot: I'M A CHAR TO A STAR TO A POINTER TO A DONG TO A BONG TO THIS GUN TO RIGHT IN MY MOUTH AND GOODBYE
deuce: WERE YOU EXPLICITLY OR IMPLICITLY CASTED ?!?!
spigot: FUCK YOU AND LICK DICK |
deuce spigot |
#c #deuce-spigot #deucegrin #dicklicking #grin-panel #mousehole #programming #spigot-points #suicide #woodring-room-background |
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50 | 10/17/1998 | hd-tv spigot: BUT WHAT EXACTLY IS HIGH DEFINITION TV?!?!?!?! AND IS IT WORTH THE STEEP PRICE?!?!?!?
spigot: WHY DON'T I WRITE AN ARTICLE OR POSTULATE LOUDLY ABOUT IT ON THE BUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????
spigot: FOLKS IF YOU LOOK I HAVE A WIRED AND A PC WEEKLY HELPING ME WITH PROS/CONS
spigot: SUCK THE DICK YOU FAT OLD MAN
deuce: DOWN IN FRONT |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #deuce-spigot #down-in-front #fat-old-man #folks #hdtv #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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51 | 10/18/1998 | various gay places spigot: REMEMBER WHEN WE LIVED TOGETHER AND WE WOULD TAKE THE BUS TO VARIOUS GAY PLACES AND YOU WOULD INSIST YOU WERE NOT GAY BUT BOY DID LESLIE AND CECIL AND FREDERICK AT BLOWHOLE'S KNOW OTHERWISE
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pants spigot |
#cecil #frederick #leslie #not-gay #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
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52 | 10/19/1998 | a crip or a blood pants: IF I'M FAT BOY THEN YOU'RE LITTLE MAN SO SHUT THE FUCK UP LITTLE MAN
pants: YOU HEARD ME RIGHT
pants: NOW YOU'VE EMBARASSED ME IN FRONT OF THE GANG
pants: NOW I'LL NEVER BE A CRIP (OR A BLOOD OR WHATEVER YOU FAGS ARE)
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#deuce-pants #deucegrin #gang #huffy-pants #initiation #woodring-room-background |
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53 | 10/20/1998 | bbc1 and bbc2 spigot: LICK DICK OLD BEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: TUT TUT OLD BOY
pants: HLGAHGLAG
spigot: HURMPH SIR YOU ARE BLOCKING BBC1 AND BBC2
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pants spigot |
#bbc #bbc1 #bbc2 #british #dicklicking #fatness #pants-spigot #woodring-field-background |
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54 | 10/21/1998 | a good laugh spigot: ACCORDING TO THE 1997 MOTORCYCLE SUPPLEMENT FROM THE DMV, WHEN YOUR REAR TIRE GOES FLAT THE BICYCLE SWINGS "JERKILY" FROM SIDE TO SIDE, WELL WE ALL HAD A GOOD LAUGH AND I FAILED |
#dmv #motorcycle #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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55 | 10/22/1998 | sack the kraut atandt: NOTE: HEART STILL GOING ON
deuce: YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO INTERNALIZE
atandt: IF I INTERNALIZE ON BONEQUEST, THE COMEDY WILL BE OVER
atandt: CHRIST YOU'RE THICK
pants: KOMM, GIB MIR DEINE HAND
deuce: SACK THE KRAUT |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-pants #celine-dion #comedy #drunk-deuce #german #titanic #woodring-stairs-background |
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56 | 10/25/1998 | crop circles pants: CROP CIRCLES LOOK NEAT
deuce: THEY'RE DONE BY HICKS YOU KNOW
pants: BUT WAIT
pants: I JUST SAW SOME FREAKS MAKING THEM
deuce: OH SORRY THEN THEY'RE ALIENS
pants: DO FAGS MAKE THEM?
deuce: DO THEY EVER !!!!!!!
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#aliens #deuce-pants #deucegrin #plant #woodring-field-background |
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57 | 10/27/1998 | my gay head pants: I CANNOT LIFT MY GAY HEAD |
pants |
#gay #pants-solo #single-panel #woodring-field-background |
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58 | 10/28/1998 | in order pants: SHUT YOUR CAKE HOLE, GET ME OUT OF JAIL, AND HUMP MY HIP
deuce: HOMP CH-CHING GAHGLAHGLAH (IN ORDER) |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking-noises #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #jail #onomatopoeia #plant #prison #shut-up #woodring-field-background |
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59 | 10/29/1998 | a good magician spigot: I LIKE TO PRACTICE BEING GAY IN FRONT OF A MIRROR
spigot: NOTE: A GOOD MAGICIAN NEVER CHOKES DOWN THE SAME DICK TWICE
spigot: THAT'S THE LAST TIME I BUY COMEDY FROM WAL-MART |
#comedy #failed-comedy #magic #spigot-solo #wal-mart #woodring-field-background |
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60 | 11/1/1998 | wing down my pants spigot: MY DAD POOFED INTO A BAT AND FLAPPED INTO MY ROOM AND PUT HIS WING DOWN MY PANTS |
#bonequest-hd #flappity-bats #gay-bats #molestation #mousehole #spigot-solo #vampyre #viscera #woodring-room-background |
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61 | 11/2/1998 | looting and booting deuce: ITALIANS JOKES ARE ALWAYS FUNNY... ALSO ITALIAN CHOKES IRONICALLY ENOUGH
spigot: I READ LITERATURE ON THE ITALIAN POKE CIRCA 1793
deuce: I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU KOREANS SOMETIMES
deuce: I THINK I WILL RANSACK YOUR STORE
spigot: YOU ARE LOOTING ME AND ALSO BOOTING ME |
#deuce-spigot #italian #korean #no-greytext #rhyming #spigot-points #woodring-room-background |
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62 | 11/3/1998 | goddamn hiccups deuce: GODDAMN HICCUPS
spigot: THEY ARE CALLED BLACK PEOPLE
deuce: I THINK YOU ARE CONFUSING THEM WITH WOPS
pokey: YES!!!!-------
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#deuce-spigot #deucegrin #grin-panel #hiccups #italian #penguin #plant #pokey #special-guest #webcomic #woodring-field-background |
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63 | 11/4/1998 | all in favor atandt: ALL IN FAVOR OF LICKING SAY "I"
spigot: I
spigot: I
atandt: SOMEONE'S STUFFING
spigot: I
spigot: I AM STRAIGHT OUT OF COMPTON |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #blank-panel #compton #dicklicking #mousehole #stuffing #woodring-room-background |
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64 | 11/8/1998 | jamming the hose spigot: I WOULD HAVE TO DESCRIBE "FOR BETTER OR WORSE" AS HILARIOUS, HEARTWARMING
spigot: LIKEWISE GARFIELD AS A TUBBY TABBY WITH CATTITUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: YOU ARE JAMMING THE HOSE INTO MY NOSE |
#blank-panel #garfield #hose #nose #rhyming #sfw #spigot-solo #violent-disapproval #woodring-field-background |
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65 | 11/11/1998 | seriously juggling atandt: I'M SERIOUSLY JUGGLING MY BALLS HERE FOLKS
atandt: HOOP HOOP HOOP OK ONE HAND NOW HOP HOP HOP HOP OK HOP HOLY
atandt: CHRIST THAT FUCKING HURT
atandt: I'D RECOMMEND NOT JUGGLING ONE'S BALLS
atandt: THAT WAS LIKE AESOP'S FABLE FOR FAGGOTS |
atandt |
#aesops-fables #atandt-spigot #balls #folks #juggling #woodring-room-background |
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66 | 11/13/1998 | out of clay pants: I MADE YOU OUT OF CLAY |
pants |
#deuce-pants #dreidel #drunk-deuce #hanukkah #judaism #mousehole #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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67 | 11/16/1998 | help spigot: HELP / I NEED SOMEBODY
spigot: HELP / NOT JUST ANYBODY
spigot: BAM BAM BAM SIR IN THE NEXT STALL I AM ASKING FOR HELP
spigot: I AM REACHING MY HAND UNDER THE PARTITION FOR COINS/TOKENS |
spigot |
#beatles #mousehole #singing #sir-in-the-next-stall #spigot-solo #stall #stall-bamming #woodring-room-background |
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68 | 11/19/1998 | dong party spigot: GUESS WE'RE HEADED FOR THE DONG PARTY |
spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #mousehole #woodring-field-background |
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69 | 11/20/1998 | gay bell atandt: DONGS
atandt: DONGS
spigot: DONGS
atandt: ARE WE A GAY BELL?
spigot: I CAN ANSWER THAT WITH A TUG OF THIS CORD
spigot: URMPH
spigot: OW
spigot: GLUGHLGUH
spigot: I CANNOT ANSWER THAT |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #dongs #gay #woodring-room-background |
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70 | 11/23/1998 | egg mcmuffin spigot: INSTEAD OF EGG MCMUFFIN THEY SHOULD CALL IT EGG MCSTUFFIN' BECAUSE I CAN'T STOP STUFFIN' MY FACE WITH DICK |
#egg-mcmuffin #mcdonalds #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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71 | 11/24/1998 | final deuce: DICKS
atandt: AOL DICKS
deuce: HOTMAIL DICKS ??!!?!?
atandt: NETSCAPE DICKS
deuce: THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (JEW DICKS)
atandt: FOOL!!!!! JEWS DON'T HAVE DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: WHAT |
atandt deuce |
#aol #atandt-deuce #dick #hotmail #jews #netscape #woodring-room-background |
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72 | 11/27/1998 | twisted sister spigot: SO DAD WAS ALL: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?!?!?!?!?!?
spigot: AND I WAS ALL: I WANNA SUCK COCK!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: THEN I REALIZED I WANTED TO SAY "I WANNA ROCK" BUT IT WAS TOO LATE
spigot: HBLURHLUBHRL |
#blank-panel #mousehole #spigot-solo #twisted-sister #woodring-room-background |
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73 | 11/28/1998 | these are tomatoes spigot: I'M A SKILLED IMMIGRANT WITH A TIE AND A RESUME AND A DREAM
deuce: GREAT THESE ARE TOMATOES AND THERE'S THE TRUCK
spigot: WHERE IS MY FUCKING NOBEL PRIZE
deuce: IN THE APPLE TREE
spigot: EXCITEMENT IN THE MOUTH |
#apple-tree #deuce-spigot #grin-panel #immigrant #mousehole #nobel-prize #resume #tomato #truck #woodring-room-background |
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74 | 11/29/1998 | the nougat atandt: I'M SMOOSHING THIS HERE TWIX INSIDE THIS ROCKY ROAD MARSHMELLOW CHOCOLATE BAR
atandt: THE OBVIOUS END RESULT BEING CHOCOLATE FATNESS
spigot: YOU ARE SERIOUSLY DOUBLING OR TRIPLING THE NOUGAT
atandt: IT'S NOT THE NOUGAT THAT WORRIES ME
spigot: ACROBAT |
atandt spigot |
#acrobat #atandt-spigot #candy #chocolate #fatness #nougat #sfw #twix #typo #woodring-stairs-background |
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75 | 11/30/1998 | the jew who had gas spigot: AND NOW I PRESENT: THE JEW WHO HAD GAS (A PLAY IN TWO LINES)
spigot: *FURP*
spigot: OY VEY NO MORE LEAVENED BREAD
pants: I AM STUNNED/IN AWE |
#farts #filler-panel #gas #jews #pants-spigot #woodring-field-background |
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76 | 12/1/1998 | fat indian girl deuce: IS THIS FAT INDIAN GIRL ON NORTHERN EXPOSURE RETARDED OR WHAT
spigot: I'D SAY A FAT INDIAN GIRL ALREADY HAS THREE STRIKES AGAINST HER |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-spigot #indian #northern-exposure #plant #three-strikes #woodring-field-background |
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77 | 12/3/1998 | dongles deuce: STAR SPANGLED BONERS
pants: DONGLES
pants: NEW FANGLED BONGS
pants: O SAY CAN YOU HULASHGLAHGLAHLGAHGLHALGHULAHG
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#boner #bong #cocksucking-noises #deuce-pants #deucegrin #dongle #grin-panel #marijuana #star-spangled-banner #woodring-stairs-background |
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78 | 12/7/1998 | that is no bunny spigot: I AM FLOPPING BOTH MY PANTS POCKETS OUT AND ASKING YOU TO KISS THE BUNNY ON THE NOSE
atandt: THAT IS NO BUNNY
atandt: THAT'S A BIG PINK ELEPAHHHAAHURRRRR I'M GEORGE OF THE JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
atandt: HELP
spigot: GET THAT MAN AN ICE COLD PRICK |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #bunny #george-of-the-jungle #prick #woodring-stairs-background |
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79 | 12/8/1998 | that is... spigot: CAN SOMEONE REMIND ME WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT OF GAMES?
pants: ESCAPE FROM REALITY (IE: FAT, GAY, RETARDED)
spigot: THAT IS PORNOGRAPHY |
pants spigot |
#huffy-pants #pants-spigot #porn #video-games #woodring-room-background |
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80 | 12/9/1998 | the town song spigot: I WAS BORN IN A SMALL TOWN
spigot: LICKED DICK IN A SMALL TOWN
spigot: IT WAS MORE LIKE A STALL TOWN
spigot: HITLER HAD JUST ONE BALL TOWN |
#ball-of-hitler #hitler #john-mellencamp #singing #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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81 | 12/10/1998 | you might say pants: YOU MIGHT SAY I'M "SMOKING MARIJUANA" "RIGHT NOW" AND "I'M REALLY FUCKING HIGH"
deuce: YOU *MIGHT* SAY THAT
spigot: MORE LIKE LICK DICK SCAPE AM I RIGHT GANG?
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#amirite #deuce-pants-spigot #dicklicking #marijuana #netscape #woodring-room-background #you-might-say |
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82 | 12/11/1998 | slashdot effect hanford: HERE WE GO PEOPLE
hanford: QUIET ON THE SET
deuce: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
pants: I'M HOPING FOR THE SLASHDOT EFFECT ON MY MOUTH, FACE
pants: PLEASE RESTRAIN ME HAUGLHALGHALHGLUAHLA ALL AT ONCE
deuce: POUNDING/POKING
hanford: CUT |
#behind-the-scenes #cut #debut #deuce-hanford-pants #drunk-deuce #effect #slashdot #slashdot-effect #woodring-room-background |
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83 | 12/13/1998 | jerk me deuce: I'M A FRESH MORNING BONER
deuce: JERK ME BEFORE YOU HAVE TO GO TO WORK
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deuce |
#bonequest-hd #boner #deuce-solo #low-res #woodring-room-background |
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84 | 12/14/1998 | cut pants: I HATE THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS (FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON)
net: WHEN YOU GET IRRATIONAL, I GET STIFF
pants: OK GIVE ME A MINUTE HERE
pants: UH
deuce: POO-KABOB
pants: DICKS AND PRICKS BAKED IN THE OVEN AND SERVED TO ME ON A SILVER PLATTER
pants: OK HOLD ON
atandt: FUCKING READ FROM THE SCRIPT
pants: I'M PREOCCUPIED WITH THE EASTERN EUROPEAN SITUATION
deuce: GLAHGLAGH
atandt: THIS ISN'T EVENING AT THE IMPROV |
atandt deuce net pants |
#atandt-deuce-net-pants #huffy-pants #texas #woodring-room-background |
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85 | 12/15/1998 | what I did last summer spigot: FOLKS IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN GIVE A SHIT WHAT I DID LAST SUMMER
deuce: NO IT'S THAT I *STILL* DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #folks #i-know-what-you-did-last-summer #plant #sequels #woodring-field-background |
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86 | 12/16/1998 | julie andrews spigot: JULIE ANDREWS MAY NEVER SING AGAIN!?????????!
deuce: SELF IMMOLATION I PRESUME
pants: TOILETS
spigot: SHE CAN STAR WITH CHRISTOPHER REEVE IN "THE WOMAN WHO CHOKED DOWN THE DICK OF A GUY WHO PROBABLY WASN'T EVEN AWARE OF IT"
deuce: MY MOUTH IS TOILET COMPLIANT |
deuce pants spigot |
#christopher-reeve #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #julie-andrews #mouth #self-immolation #toilet #woodring-room-background |
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87 | 12/17/1998 | wait spigot: I'M GOING TO SMOKE THIS DOPE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
spigot: FIVE HOOKERS?!?!?!?!?!
spigot: BUT BUT
spigot: WAIT
spigot: REMEMBERING
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spigot |
#amnesia #dope #drugs #marijuana #prostitute #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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88 | 12/18/1998 | down the stairs : PANTS FALLS DOWN THE STAIRS (AGAIN)
deuce: I'M NOT CALLING THE AMBULANCE THIS TIME
pants: WHO ASKED (SPUTTER)
pants: YOU TO (HGUGHG)
pants: OKAY CALL
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deuce pants |
#ambulance #bored-pants #caption #deuce-pants #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #mousehole #physical-comedy #sfw #stairs #woodring-room-background |
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89 | 12/19/1998 | ice cream, ice cubes spigot: REALLY REALLY TAKING IT AND TRYING TO LOOK OUT THE WINDOW (THINKING ABOUT ICE CREAM, ICE CUBES) |
spigot |
#anal #ice-cream #ice-cube #mousehole #spigot-solo #twisted-sister #woodring-room-background |
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90 | 12/20/1998 | descending somehow pants: I AM DESCENDING SOMEHOW
pants: SINKING, BEING LOWERED
deuce: INTO A VAT OF DICK ???
pants: TOO DARK TO TELL (WILL SEND UPDATES)
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deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dick-pit #woodring-field-background |
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91 | 12/21/1998 | awful christmas special pants: O CHRISTMAS DONG O XMAS DONG
pants: HAULGHALGHLG
deuce: WHY FOR ARE YOU SQUIRMING?
pants: PUPPETS, MUPPETS, ASSFISTERY
deuce: JUST AN ABSOLUTELY AWFUL CHRISTMAS SPECIAL |
deuce pants |
#christmas #cocksucking-noises #deuce-pants #deucegrin #filler-panel #fisting #grin-panel #muppets #plant #rhyming #singing #woodring-field-background |
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92 | 12/22/1998 | hot dogs atandt: HURF BLURF THROWING UP LIKE THE DEUCE
atandt: UUGHUHGHGH
atandt: WEINERSCHNITZEL
spigot: HOT DOGS RECALLED
deuce: NOOOO |
atandt deuce spigot |
#atandt-deuce-spigot #blurf #hot-dog #hot-dogs #recall #schnitzel #sfw #the-deuce #vomit #woodring-field-background |
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93 | 12/23/1998 | only the lonely harriet: FOLKS I'M REALLY TRYING HARD TO ESCAPE MY ESTRANGED HUSBAND'S STALKING AND PHONECALLING...
harriet: ...AND THROAT-PUNCHING
harriet: WELL I RAN INTO A DOOR AGAIN!!!!!
harriet: THEN I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS AND BANGED MY EYE AGAINST THE FIST-SHAPED TILE
harriet: THEN WHILE DROPPING OFF MY TWO TODDLERS AT DAYCARE...
harriet: I MYSELF WAS DROPPED OFF A THIRD FLOOR HOTEL BALCONY!!!!!
harriet: THAT'LL LEARN ME I GUESS
harriet: OH SHIT I FORGOT GROCERIES
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harriet |
#credited-woman #folks #harriet-solo #woodring-field-background |
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94 | 12/24/1998 | atandt haiku #1 atandt: BALLS HANGING TOO LOW
atandt: CAREFUL YOU'LL PUT AN EYE OUT
atandt: GIVE THEM ROOM TO SWING |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #balls #bonequest-hi-fi #christmas #dangle #filler-panel #haiku #woodring-stairs-background |
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95 | 12/6/1998 | big faggoty dick 1 of 3 pants: THAT'S RIGHT
pants: THEY ARE LINING UP, TAKING TURNS, KEEPING WATCH, SELLING ME OFF
pants: HATING IT BUT GLAD I'M GOOD AT SOMETHING
pants: MAYBE SOMEBODY WILL WRITE A MUSICAL ABOUT ME
pants: I'LL NEVER LEARN
pants: LOST AND CONFUSED
pants: LOST AND CONFUSED WAIT NO BACK TO THE CELL BLOCK
.(pants): THIS SUCKS |
pants |
#big-faggoty-dick #coy-pants #pants-solo #prostitution #series #thought #woodring-room-background |
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96 | 12/29/1998 | precious weapon spigot: BRISCO: THE PERP MUST HAVE BEEN IN A HURRY
spigot: CURTIS: HE LEFT HIS PRECIOUS WEAPON BEHIND
spigot: MCCOY: HURRRRR HUHHHHHHH GAY POO
pants: LAW & ORDER WILL BE RIGHT BACK
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pants spigot |
#donk-donk #law-and-order #low-res #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
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97 | 12/31/1998 | I said bjork deuce: HI
spigot: UP YOURS
spigot: OK I'M BJORK
deuce: BUCK BUCK
spigot: I SAID BJORK NOT SOME DOPEY FAGGOT |
pants spigot |
#bjork #chicken #deuce-spigot #low-res #mousehole #no #woodring-room-background |