No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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98 | 1/3/1999 | a good running start dick: WHEN FACE RAPING SOMEONE THERE'S SOMETHING TO BE SAID FOR GETTING A GOOD RUNNING START
deuce: ALSO LUBRICATION (USU. TEARS) |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #lubrication #mousehole #rape #woodring-room-background |
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99 | 1/5/1999 | curtain drops spigot: SOUNDS LIKE THE NOTE PAD AND THE CALCULATOR ARE FIGHTING AGAIN!!!!!!
spigot: I'M MORE USEFUL!!!!!
spigot: NO I'M MORE USEFUL!!!!
spigot: THEN FIND FILE POPS UP WITH "HEY KEEP IT DOWN OR I'LL CALL THE D.A." (GET IT BECAUSE THEY ARE DESK ACCESSORIES)
spigot: AND PUZZLE'S ALL "FUCK YOU FIND FILE!!!!!!!"
spigot: AND FIND FILE IS ALL: MY NAME IS *****SHERLOCK*****
spigot: THEN A CURTAIN DROPS DOWN THAT LOOKS LIKE MACSBUG
deuce: DUDE THAT IS FREAKING ME OUT MAN
|
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hd #curtain-drop #deuce-spigot #macintosh #macsbug #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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100 | 1/9/1999 | schrodinger's pizza spigot: UM, I DO NOT REMEMBER EATING THE LAST BITE OF PIZZA SO IT IS AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: I AM NOT SITTING ON IT!!!!!!!!! IT DID NOT WALK AWAY!!!!!!!!
spigot: WHOOPS!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS THIS MORNING'S EMPTY BOX
spigot: NOT THIS EVENING'S DOUBLE-BOX WITH BREADSTICKS POUCH / DIPPING SAUCES
deuce: IT IS SCHRODINGER'S PIZZA AND IS NEITHER IN YOUR APARTMENT NOR OUT OF IT AND YET BOTH AT THE SAME TIME |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dipping-sauce #fatness #physics #pizza #quantum #schrodinger #schrodingers-box #science #sfw #superposition #woodring-stairs-background |
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101 | 1/10/1999 | curiously enough deuce: ALSO LET'S LICK DICK IN UNISON
pants: WE CAN DO IT IN TIME TO THIS MUSIC
pants: OOOMPA OOOMPA
pants: I AM LEARNING A LESSON IN POLITENESS, DICKLICKING
pants: ALSO PIES CURIOUSLY ENOUGH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicklicking #pies #woodring-stairs-background |
|
102 | 1/11/1999 | hallelujah deuce: I THINK "HALLELUJAH" IS JUST A WORD CHRISTIANS MADE UP SO THEY COULD HAVE A CODE WORD
dick: FOR?
dick: "THANK GOD WE'RE NOT JEWS ANYMORE"?
deuce: WHAT DO I FUCKING LOOK LIKE A CHRISTIAN TO YOU
|
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #hallelujah #jews #religion #woodring-stairs-background |
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103 | 1/13/1999 | any kind of flower deuce: IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF FLOWER I'D BE A BIG FAT ANGRY COCK
spigot: AND I WOULD BE THE HUGLURHLUGHRLUH BIRD
|
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #botany #deuce-spigot #ornithology #woodring-stairs-background |
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104 | 1/14/1999 | ordinary deck of cards spigot: HERE I HAVE AN ORDINARY DECK OF CARDS
spigot: WAIT
spigot: HERE I HAVE A TOTALLY ORDI
spigot: HANG ON
spigot: OKAY FUCK THAT ONE
spigot: HERE I HAVE A BUNCH OF UNLINKED RINGS
spigot: NO THESE ARE UNLICKED DICKS
spigot: SHOUTCAST!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#magic #shoutcast #spigot-solo #unlicked-dicks #woodring-room-background |
|
105 | 1/18/1999 | blhglghb spigot: WHY CAN'T I BACKSPACE OR ^R?
deuce: BECAUSE OF THE LOVE WE FEEL FOR EACH OTHER
deuce: ALSO BECAUSE I AM HOLDING YOUR HEAD UNDERWATER
spigot: BLHGLHB
spigot: SPLUTTERY SOAP SUDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: GLUBGLUBHGLUB
deuce: GET BEHIND YOUR EARS |
spigot |
#deuce-spigot #deucegrin #drowning #sfw #soap #underwater #woodring-room-background |
|
106 | 1/19/1999 | elderly/ comatose spigot: THESE PATIENTS DON'T NEED A FRIEND!!!!!!! THEY NEED A DOCTOR!!!!!!!!
spigot: CLAMPING THE CLOWN NOSE ON MY DONG AND LOOKING FOR ANYONE ELDERLY/COMATOSE
deuce: GOD BLESS THIS GREAT COUNTRY OF OURS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dongwear #malpractice #patch-adams #patriotism #woodring-room-background |
|
107 | 1/22/1999 | michael landon spigot: PERSONALLY I THINK THE NBA NEEDS MICHAEL LANDON NOW MORE THAN EVER
spigot: ALL RIGHT I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SPORTS |
spigot |
#basketball #hot-takes #michael-landon #sfw #spigot-solo #sports #woodring-room-background |
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108 | 1/24/1999 | that's amore spigot: WHEN YOUR MOUTH / CHOKES ON DICK / LIKE A BIG FUCKING PRICK
spigot: THAT'S AMORE
spigot: WHEN YOUR DONG'S / GETTING LONG / AND IT'S STUCK IN THE BONG
spigot: THAT'S AMORE
spigot: SERIOUSLY I'M OUT OF TOILET PAPER |
spigot |
#amore #bonequest-hi-fi #bong #dean-martin #dong #singing #spigot-solo #toilet #woodring-room-background |
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109 | 1/27/1999 | tantamount to exercise deuce: I HAVE BEEN PUNCHED IN THE HEAD AND ASS FOR THE LAST TWENTY MINUTES STRAIGHT
deuce: (BRUISING, SWELLING, ASKING FOR ICE)
spigot: THAT IS TANTAMOUNT TO EXERCISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: I KNOW AND FOR THAT I AM ASHAMED
pants: WE HAVE ALL FAILED ONE WAY OR ANOTHER
pants: MAYBE WE SHOULD PULL OUR PANTS DOWN
deuce: I DON'T SEE HOW THAT WILL SOLVE ANY OF OUR
deuce: OH |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #huffy-pants #somber-deuce #swelling #violence #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
|
110 | 1/28/1999 | queer cheer spigot: WHAT DO WE WANT?
spigot: COCKS
spigot: WHEN DO WE WANT EM?
spigot: NOW
spigot: WHAT DO WE WANT?
spigot: *HOMPH*
spigot: WHEN DO WE WANT EM?
spigot: *MURF* |
spigot |
#cocks #homph #murf #poo #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
111 | 1/30/1999 | man down pants: 10 ADAM 12 WE HAVE A DICKLICKING IN PROGRESS
atandt: CUMSHOTS FIRED
atandt: CLEAR PARCEL 12
pants: 338 UNITS 1, 2, 3, 4 AND 5 RESPONDING
pants: UNITS 6, 7 EN ROUTE
atandt: MAN DOWN MAN DOWN
pants: UNIT 8 WILL SUPERVISE |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #cum #grin-panel #police #radio #woodring-field-background |
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112 | 1/31/1999 | also the ugly deuce: DOES THIS DRESS AND DO THESE SHOES MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
pants: I THINK IT'S THE FATNESS THAT REALLY DOES IT
pants: ALSO THE UGLY
spigot: TRY PUTTING THE SHOES UP YOUR ASS AND THE DRESS OVER YOUR HEAD |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #fatness #self-conscious #woodring-room-background |
|
113 | 2/3/1999 | we should operate spigot: FUCK, I JUST HAD THIS FREAK ACCIDENT WHERE I SAT DOWN TO WORK AND I SPILLED DOPE INTO THE BONG AND THE LIGHTER FLICKED OUT AND SET IT ON FIRE AND THE WHEELS OF MY CHAIR SLIPPED BACK AND I INHALED THE DOPE SMOKE AND ATE A MUFFIN
pants: WE SHOULD OPERATE IMMEDIATELY |
pants spigot |
#accident #bonequest-hi-fi #bong #dope #drugs #marijuana #medical #muffins #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
114 | 2/4/1999 | beck spigot: I'VE GOT TWO BIG BONERS AND A MICROPHONE |
pants spigot |
#beck #boner #multi-penis #singing #spigot-solo #where-its-at #woodring-stairs-background |
|
115 | 2/5/1999 | smoking dope spigot: LOOK AT YOU !!!! YOUR FACE IS A TOTAL DISGRACE...
spigot: ...TO MY BALLS !!!! WELL UP PERISCOPE I GUESS
spigot: TIME TO FLIP OVER TO THE TV !!!! LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON !!!!
spigot: MUST SEE TV
spigot: GAYS ON SKATES
spigot: FAT GUY TALKING
spigot: BABYLON 5
spigot: TWO FAT GUYS TALKING
spigot: GAYS ON ICE
deuce: YOU'VE BEEN SMOKING DOPE AGAIN
spigot: GOLDEN GIRLS
|
deuce spigot |
#babylon-5 #deuce-spigot #golden-girls #ice-skating #low-res #marijuana #tv #woodring-field-background |
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116 | 2/6/1999 | is that you spigot: Q: IS THAT YOU IN THERE WITH THE RADIOS?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
spigot: A: CHONG BONG DONG FONG
pants: I'M PG-13
spigot: HOW ARE YOU FIXED FOR PRICKS
pants: OKAY R THEN TUMBLING DOWN THE HILL TO NC-17 / X
pants: I WAS HOPING FOR DISNEY MONEY
spigot: A HUMPTY DUMPTY FILM
|
pants spigot |
#disney #dongchongery-and-fongbongery #fixed-for-pricks #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #radio #ratings #rhyming #woodring-field-background |
|
117 | 2/7/1999 | keep the information and freeze the feelings pants: IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET
|
pants |
#bonequest-hd #lotion #pants-solo #sfw #silence-of-the-lambs #woodring-stairs-background |
|
118 | 2/8/1999 | united houses of pancakes deuce: DICKS ??? MORE DICKS ??? PERHAPS BIGGER DICKS STILL ????
pants: WELCOME TO THESE UNITED HOUSES OF PANCAKES |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #pancakes #plant #subtly-shiny-panel #woodring-field-background |
|
119 | 2/9/1999 | crack baby pants: THE DON'T USE BAD WORDS PUPPET HOUR OF DICK
deuce: YOU'RE A STRANGE FAGGOT AREN'T YOU
deuce: YOU'RE A CRACK BABY
pants: PLUS I EAT THINGS I FIND ON THE GROUND
pants: HOOK ME UP TO MY TUBE PLEASE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
|
120 | 2/10/1999 | happy birthday redacted deuce: FUCKING FAGGOT (LET'S HAVE GAY SEX) |
deuce pants |
#altered #birthday #deuce-solo #faggot #redacted #woodring-stairs-background |
|
121 | 2/11/1999 | executive producer spigot: BRISCOE: WHAT IF WE GIVE UP THE MURDER WEAPON?
deuce: UH OH
spigot: MCCOY: HAGGLE GAGGLE I'M THE D.A.
: EXECUTIVE PRODUCER DICK WOLF
spigot: YOU CAN ONLY DO THAT WHILE SMOKING DOPE
deuce: THAT'S BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY TIME YOU'RE FUNNY
|
deuce spigot |
#caption #deuce-spigot #dick-wolf #drunk-deuce #haggle-gaggle #laughing-deuce #law-and-order #marijuana #plant #reduplication #tv #woodring-field-background |
|
122 | 2/12/1999 | claire jerk pants: I COULD SEE JERKING TO CLAIRE
pants: BUT ONLY IN A RESPECTFUL WAY
pants: I.E. A STOIC CLOSED MOUTH JERK
deuce: NO CLAIRE HERE (SNIFF)
pants: AS OPPOSED TO A LOGAN JERK
pants: WHICH IS NOISY, WIDE
deuce: VERY SERIOUS, DIGNIFIED
pants: RIGHT
pants: I, SIR, AM JERKING
|
deuce pants |
#claire #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #jill-hennessy #law-and-order #somber-deuce #woodring-field-background |
|
123 | 2/13/1999 | breasts spigot: ALSO THEY ARE MY "BREASTS" NOT MELONS OR JUGS |
spigot |
#breasts #jugs #melons #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
124 | 2/14/1999 | nicole kidman's tits pants: HLUAGHALGHALGHLAUAGH
pants: WAS RE: DICKS
deuce: DICKS |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #coy-pants #deuce-pants #dicks #huffy-pants #nicole-kidman #tits #was-re #white-background |
|
125 | 2/15/1999 | vt100 atandt: [B
atandt: [B
atandt: [A
atandt: [A [B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B
atandt: [B[B[B[B[B[B{B[B[B[B[B[B[B[A[D[C[B[B
atandt: [B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B
spigot: [C[O[C[K[S
spigot: WHAT KIND OF KEYBOARD DO I HAVE ANYWAY
deuce: [E[I[E[J[O |
atandt deuce spigot |
#atandt-deuce-spigot #cocks #drunk-deuce #vt100 #woodring-room-background |
|
126 | 2/16/1999 | american way spigot: HERE TO BE GAY / THE AMERICAN WAY
spigot: (SUNG IN SMITHS-LIKE VOICE)
pants: A RICH MAN VOICE
pants: I WISH TO INSPECT YOUR APPARATUS
spigot: (SHOUTS DOWN HALL) HE WANTS TO INSPECT THE APPARATUS
pants: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP |
pants spigot |
#apparatus #bonequest-hd #morrissey #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #singing #the-smiths #woodring-field-background |
|
127 | 2/18/1999 | all these hackers spigot: CONCERNED ABOUT ALL THESE HACKERS !!?!!?!! IS MY CREDIT SAFE ??? WHO'S PEEKING AT MY PRIVACY ?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!???! OH GOD I CAN'T BREATHE SIR YOU ARE CHOKING ME
|
spigot |
#cant-breathe #choking #hacking #privacy #punctuation #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
128 | 2/19/1999 | before it was cool atandt: I HAD AIDS BEFORE IT WAS COOL |
atandt |
#aids #atandt-solo #before-it-was-cool #woodring-stairs-background |
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129 | 2/20/1999 | the insolence deuce: I CANNOT BELIEVE THE INSOLENCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: THE GENERAL ASKED YOU A DIRECT QUESTION !!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: ALL YOU DO IS MAKE JOKES AND THREATEN RAPE
pants: URF UUF I THINK WE ARE BEYOND THE THREAT HUG STAGE HUG HUG HUG HUG
deuce: HUUHYHHHY
|
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #military #rape #woodring-stairs-background |
|
130 | 2/21/1999 | why are you still here deuce: YOU KNOW UNIX MASTERED FILE LOCKING IN THE LATE 1960'S
deuce: WHY CAN'T MICROSOFT MANAGE TO DO IT
atandt: P-NODES OR I-NODES ALL CONFUSED
deuce: OO-NODES
atandt: DYNAMIC DICKSUCKING AND VIRTUAL COCKSUCKING
deuce: T ATANDT YOU WILL LEAVE NOW
atandt: T DEUCE WHAT ABOUT OUR START-UP
deuce: T ATANDT WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE
atandt: T DEUCE THE PROMISE OF FUTURE DICK SUCKING |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #cocksucking #dicksucking #microsoft #oo #somber-deuce #unix #woodring-room-background |
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131 | 2/22/1999 | packets spigot: OKAY I'M INTERCEPTING YOUR PACKETS AND DECODING YOUR SECRET GAYNESS SO GIVE ME MONEY
spigot: I SEE YOU SCANNING GAY GROUPS AND GIVING OUT YOUR WORK NUMBER ON CHANNEL #FAGGOT
deuce: SHIT |
deuce spigot |
#blackmail #deuce-spigot #faggot #irc #woodring-stairs-background |
|
132 | 2/23/1999 | big faggoty dick 2 of 3 pants: ONE TIME I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS
pants: THEN THIS MEXICAN RAPES ME IN THE MOUTH AND OTHERWISE
pants: I'M LIKE
pants: HEY
pants: QUIT IT
pants: BUT RAPE ME HE DID
pants: MAN ALIVE I LEARNED A LESSON THAT DAY
.(pants): MY KNEEPADS ARE WEARING OUT |
pants |
#big-faggoty-dick #kneepads #mexicans #pants-solo #rape #series #thought #woodring-room-background |
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133 | 2/24/1999 | like the truman show spigot: MY WHOLE LIFE IS LIKE THE TRUMAN SHOW ONLY MY RATINGS NEED A SERIOUS BOOST DUE TO THE LACK OF CAMERAS OR PEOPLE GIVING A SHIT |
spigot |
#movies #spigot-solo #television #the-truman-show #woodring-stairs-background |
|
134 | 2/25/1999 | brief bursts pants: HULAGHLUA ALHUG HAL HA GLHAULG HALG
pants: (BRIEF BURSTS OF DICKLICKING)
.(pants): I AM NOT GETTING PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS PART
pants: HAGHAULGHHALULALAHGALGHALGUAGHLUGAAH
pants: HALHGLAUHGLUAGHLAGHLAHGLAGH (MORE)
pants: UABUAAUBAUUBAUBAUBA <--- WHAT DICKLICKING SOUNDS LIKE IN THE U.S.S.R
pants: COCKSUCKING AND LACE
pants: OKAY TURN THE CAMERA OFF
pants: ALGUAHGLAHLGALUGHLAHGLUAG (SUB-SONIC COCKSUCKING CHANNEL) |
pants |
#cocksucking #cocksucking-noises #dicklicking #dicklicking-noises #edited #pants-solo #russia #thought #ussr #woodring-stairs-background |
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135 | 2/26/1999 | felony stalking deuce: FELONY STALKING
pants: WHERE
deuce: OVER THERE (POINTING)
pants: WHERE
pants: RUNNING TOWARDS THE HORIZON
deuce: SUCKER |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #filler-panel #prank #sfw #stalking #woodring-field-background |
|
136 | 2/27/1999 | flipbook or viewmaster pants: OW THIS IS NOT A FLIPBOOK THIS IS AN ACTUAL BONER
deuce: NOT EVEN A VIEWMASTER ?!!?!
pants: I WILL CHECK CLOSER
pants: OW OW NO IT IS STILL A BONER |
deuce pants |
#boner #deuce-pants #deucegrin #flipbook #huffy-pants #trick #woodring-stairs-background |
|
137 | 2/28/1999 | check mate pants: OW
deuce: AWW YEAH
pants: PRICK TAKES FACE
deuce: HUMPING ME
pants: HUMPING YOU
deuce: CHECK MATE |
deuce pants |
#chess #deuce-pants #humping #somber-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
|
138 | 3/1/1999 | return the markers spigot: SUBJECT: FOLKS I HAVE AIDS!!!!!!!
spigot: I KNOW THAT WILL BE A SURPRISE BUT I WANTED TO GIVE YOU THE HEADS-UP AND SOLICIT SYMPATHY/DONATIONS
spigot: SUBJECT: FOLKS THE POLICE ARE TELLING ME I CAN AVOID JAIL IF ANYONE CAN RETURN THE MARKERS I WAS USING TO FAKE AIDS SPOTS
|
spigot |
#aids #folks #police #spigot-solo #spots #woodring-field-background |
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139 | 3/2/1999 | gulf war syndrome spigot: FOLKS I WOKE UP ON THE FLOOR OF THE STALL WITH NO SHOES
spigot: IS THAT GULF WAR SYNDROME
deuce: T SPIGOT YOU SNORTED TOO MUCH DEPLETED URANIUM
spigot: ARE YOU BOB HOPE CHEERING ME UP WITH NEWS FROM HOME AND A WHORE
deuce: T SPIGOT NO I AM TRYING TO TRICK YOU/DICK YOU
spigot: YOU'RE PRETTY SLICK YOU
spigot: FOLKS, NO MORE FUCKING VANILLA NUT BLEND
|
deuce spigot |
#bob-hope #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #folks #gulf-war-syndrome #rhyming #stall #woodring-stairs-background |
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140 | 3/3/1999 | to rule in favor spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO RULE IN FAVOR OF THIS DOG SHIT!!!!
spigot: SQUIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLHGLHRLGHLRHG
deuce: PUT IT IN YOU
spigot: GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dogshit #woodring-stairs-background |
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141 | 3/4/1999 | a science pants: I WILL CIRCLE THE EARTH AND LAND WHERE I AM ORDERED TO
pants: HULAHGLAHGLUUAHLHALGHLAG
pants: SEE ENDING WITH A G IS A MORE CONTROLLED COCKSUCKING SESSION
pants: IT IS A SCIENCE MEN
|
pants |
#cocksucking #cocksucking-noises #pants-solo #science #woodring-stairs-background |
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142 | 3/5/1999 | the subjunctive deuce: I WISH I WERE TOILET TRAINED
deuce: NOTE THE USE OF THE SUBJUNCTIVE INDICATING A CONDITION CONTRARY TO FACT |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #fecal-incontinence #grammar #subjunctive #woodring-room-background |
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143 | 3/6/1999 | one in every four women deuce: HURRAY
deuce: IF THEY DIDN'T GIVE US SO MUCH LIP IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN
atandt: DUMB IN THE TITS
deuce: THAT'S MY CATCHPHRASE
atandt: T DEUCE HERE'S A QUARTER
deuce: ROYALTIES |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #woodring-room-background |
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144 | 3/7/1999 | pizza spigot: WHERE'S THAT PIZZA
spigot: BLRHLBUHRLUBHRLUBHLGHRLHGHRLBHLUGHBLULH PLUH BLUHH I AM SO SORRY
spigot: HLLLLLLLLLLGBHLHRLUHLBRHLGUHLLUH HUH HUH I JUST CAN'T KEEP ANYTHING DOWN
pants: MY SHOES
spigot: BLGUBHGLUBHRLUBHRTLUBHRLGURHLBURHGLUBRHGLUB MY FAULT
|
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hd #bonequest-hi-fi #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #pizza #sfw #vomit #woodring-room-background |
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145 | 3/7/1999 | concerned spigot: CONCERNED ABOUT MY BLISTER................. AND TOM HANKS' BLISTER?!?!?!?!?!!?
deuce: T SPIGOT YOURS WILL NOT MAKE IT TO THE NEWSREELS
spigot: DEVELOPMENT DEALS?!?!?!?
spigot: BOSOM BLISTERS?!?!?!? LET'S GO AROUND
pants: FORK YOU !!!!!!!!!! |
deuce pants spigot |
#blisters #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #tom-hanks #woodring-room-background |
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146 | 3/8/1999 | i'm your puppet pants: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I'M YOUR PUPPET
deuce: UHHHHHHH PUTTING MY ARM UP YOU
pants: HUHHHHHHHHHHH HAVING AN ARM PUT UP ME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #deucegrin #fisting #puppet #woodring-room-background |
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147 | 3/9/1999 | pumped so full spigot: BURNING, BEHEADING
pants: I NEED TO BE PUMPED SO FULL OF SPURT THAT I CANNOT SEE STRAIGHT
pants: WRITE BACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: SIR THIS IS AN ENGINEERING/BAB5 NEWSGROUP
|
pants spigot |
#babylon-5 #beheading #pants-spigot #spurt #usenet #woodring-room-background #write-back |
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148 | 3/10/1999 | filking pants: FAN FICTION //////////////// FAN ART?????????????????????????/////////////
spigot: IF ONLY WE COULD COMBINE FILKING WITH DICKLICKING
deuce: GAYS
deuce: FILKLICKING
pants: NO DICKFILKING
spigot: FOLKS YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #filking #folks #neologisms #nerd-culture #uncredited-character #woodring-room-background |
|
149 | 3/10/1999 | oh the humanity pants: YOU PROMISED UBERDONGS
pants: I ONLY SEE THIS DIRTY BUCKET OF DONGS HERE
pants: WHAT HAVE WE WROUGHT |
pants |
#bucket #dongs #pants-solo #uberdongs #woodring-den-background |
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150 | 3/11/1999 | wolfwings shadowflight net: LETS TALK ABOUT AMIGA GFX MY NICKNAME WILL BE WOLFWINGS SHADOWFLIGHT
|
net |
#amiga #debut #net-solo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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151 | 3/11/1999 | violated twice deuce: WELL DOING THE LITERATURE STUFF WAS A ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS
spigot: IT IS WRONG TO DESTROY LITERATURE
spigot: IT'S SO MUCH ****FUN**** TO ****READ****
spigot: I AM JUDD NELSON BEING SARCASTIC
spigot: FOLKS I'VE BEEN KICKED OFF THE RAPE SURVIVOR'S E-GROUP
spigot: I REALLY FEEL LIKE I HAVE BEEN VIOLATED TWICE NOW |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #folks #judd-nelson #rape #woodring-room-background |
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152 | 3/12/1999 | hi dave : INIT: SINGLE USER MODE
ozone: HI AND WELCOME TO DICKLICKERS ANONYMOUS
ozone: MY NAME IS DAVE
ozone: (HI DAVE)
ozone: AND I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH DICKLICKING
deuce: WHAT KIND OF PROBLEM COULD EVER BE INVOLVED WITH DICKLICKING ?!?!? |
deuce ozone pants spigot |
#addiction #dave #debut #deuce-ozone-pants-spigot #dicklicker #dicklickers-anonymous #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #problem #silent-character #single-user-mode #woodring-room-background |
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153 | 3/12/1999 | let's all switch roles atandt: LET'S ALL SWITCH ROLES FOR THE NEXT 30 SECONDS
deuce: GAHGLAHGLAGHALGHALGHLA I'M ATANDT GAHLGHLGHLGHLGH LOOK AT BONEQUEST GLAGHLAGHLAGHLAGH WILL YOU LIKE ME MORE NOW THAT I PUT IT UP
atandt: THAT WAS LESS FUN THAN PLANNED |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #bonequest #woodring-room-background |
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154 | 3/13/1999 | the right to lick dick spigot: I WILL SUE FOR THE RIGHT TO LICK YOUR DICK
spigot: (PUSHING ROLLED UP CONSTITUTION THROUGH HOLE)
deuce: I AM CROSSING OUT ARTICLE VII AND ADDING AMENDMENT XIII
spigot: WE THE PLBLRLBLGHBLEBLGLPLE |
deuce spigot |
#amendments #articles #constitution #deuce-spigot #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #woodring-field-background |
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155 | 3/13/1999 | i should have root : # LS
: LS-not found
pants: YEAH I SHOULD HAVE ROOT |
pants |
#bsd #caption #linux #lowercase #pants-solo #root #unix #woodring-room-background |
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156 | 3/14/1999 | whore deuce: SHARON STONE'S HEARTWARMING PERFORMANCE IN "WHORE"
deuce: WHERE SHE RESCUES A KID AND PIMPS HIM
spigot: I'M PROPPED UP LIKE A SOLDIER AND STOPPED UP LIKE A TOILET
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deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #mountain-background #pimp #sharon-stone #toilet #whore |
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157 | 3/15/1999 | choking, teaching pants: GAKKKK
pants: YOUR HANDS ARE TIGHT AROUND MY FAT NECK
deuce: CHOKING AND TEACHING ALL AT THE SAME TIME
pants: GAKKKK MOSTLY CHOKING
pants: IT IS MOSTLY ALL CHOKING
deuce: SO BE IT |
deuce pants |
#choking #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #education #stupid-neck #teaching #woodring-stairs-background |
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158 | 3/16/1999 | cockmouth.gif spigot: WELL COCKMOUTH.GIF WAS EXACTLY AS ADVERTISED
deuce: T SPIGOT TRUTH IN ADVERTISING IS A WONDERFUL THING
spigot: MARKING FIXED & CLOSED |
deuce spigot |
#bug-report #cockmouth #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #filename #gif #woodring-room-background |
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159 | 3/17/1999 | cancel atandt: MARRY ME
deuce: NO
atandt: CANCEL
deuce: YOU'RE NOT JEWISH
atandt: DOES BEING CIRCUMSIZED COUNT
deuce: IF THAT WAS TRUE, WE'D ALL BE JEWS |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #circumcision #drunk-deuce #jewish #jews #marriage #woodring-field-background |
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160 | 3/18/1999 | deeper toilets net: I WOULD LIKE FOR MY TOILET TO BE DEEPER
net: I.E. FOR THE POOP WOULD FALL FARTHER
net: THE FALL SHOULD BE LONG ENOUGH THAT THE POOP IS SCARED
deuce: SCARED OR SCARRED (LISTENING INTENTLY)
net: SCARED AS IN FRIGHTENED FOR ITS PHYSICAL SAFETY
deuce: EXCELLENT
net: IF THERE WAS SOME WAY IT WOULD SCREAM ON THE WAY DOWN THAT WOULD BE BEST
deuce: IT IS THE ONLY WAY THE POO WILL LEARN
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deuce net |
#deuce-net #drunk-deuce #mountain-background #poo #toilet |
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161 | 3/19/1999 | during wartime spigot: LOOSE LIPS LICK DICKS |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #dicklicking #spigot-solo #war #woodring-stairs-background |
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162 | 3/20/1999 | fatness atandt: SOMEONE IS CRUSHING MY BALLS
pants: IT COULD BE MY FATNESS
deuce: YOUR WIFE (YOU DID NOT GET ENOUGH PEANUT BUTTER)
atandt: IS IT 'DEUCE' OR MAYBE 'PANTS'
pants: LET'S NOT OVERLOOK MY FATNESS HERE
atandt: HOW ABOUT 'SPIGOT'?
atandt: T PANTS YOU JUST TOTALLY BLEW MY TIMING
pants: DEFINITELY FATNESS |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-pants #ballbusting #deucegrin #fatness #feet-above-floor #mountain-background #okay-pants-face |
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163 | 3/21/1999 | fuck you red pants: PLEASE WRITE TO ME SLOWLY AS I AM IN THE SOVIET UNION
pants: WE ONLY HAVE 2400 BAUD
deuce: FUCK YOU RED
pants: I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO VIEW YOUR 21MB AVI ATTACHMENT, I HAD TO ABORT THE DOWNLOAD
pants: REPEAT: ABORT THE DOWNLOAD |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #deucegrin #download #drunk-deuce #modem #russia #woodring-stairs-background |
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164 | 3/22/1999 | helen reddy dick: I AM WOMAN / SEE ME GROW |
dick |
#celebrity #dick-solo #sfw #single-panel #women #woodring-room-background |
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165 | 3/23/1999 | surprise spigot: THE KUDDLE WUDDLE KITTY KLUB WEB RING
spigot: NEXT FIVE SITES?!?!?!!? YES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: HI I LIKED YOUR SITE VERY MUCH!!!! I HAVE A CAT WHO I CUDDLE EVERY DAY!!!!!! WRITE BACK!!!
spigot: HI I WROTE YOU A FEW DAYS AGO !!! WRITING IN CASE IT DISAPPEARED INTO THE NET
spigot: HI IS THIS RING STILL ACTIVE?!?!?!?
spigot: *SMASH* I HAVE THROWN A POTTED PLANT FROM YOUR FRONT YARD THROUGH YOUR WINDOW!!!!
spigot: SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR DINNER BUT I WOULD LIKE TO CUDDLE YOUR CAT!!!!!!
spigot: SURPRISE!!!! I AM CUDDLING YOUR TODDLER'S BALLS |
spigot |
#balls #cat #cuddle #guestbook #spigot-solo #violence #webring #woodring-room-background |
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166 | 3/24/1999 | an x with our piss spigot: I AM COUNTING ON AN X WITH OUR PISS THIS SATURDAY !!!!!!!!!! BRING PROTRACTOR
deuce: IF WE CROSS BEAMS WE WILL DIE
spigot: THEN I GUESS WE SHOULD BOTH USE THE FORCE???? READING FAQ |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #faq #geometry #ghostbusters #piss #star-wars #woodring-room-background |
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167 | 3/25/1999 | frog and toad are friends pants: SPIGOT LICKS DICK
spigot: I BEG YOUR PUHHLGLHGLHGLHG |
pants spigot |
#dicklicking #frog #pants-spigot #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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168 | 3/26/1999 | like a house on fire pants: JIMMY POOP IS HERE TO MEET JIMMY SHITHEAD
deuce: POOP AND SHITHEAD WILL GET ON LIKE A HOUSE ON FIRE
pants: THEY'RE BRINGING BOTH THEIR SONS
pants: FUCKFACE AND LITTLE JIMMY SHITHEAD
deuce: SO FUCKFACE'S LAST NAME IS POOP?
pants: RIGHT
pants: LET'S BOTH SELECT NOTEPAD FROM THE APPLE MENU
pants: I SAY WE GET THE BALL ROLLING, THE PARTY STARTED
deuce: ROCK ON !!!!!!!!!!!
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deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #deucegrin #huffy-pants #macintosh #woodring-stairs-background |
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169 | 3/27/1999 | houston deuce: HOUSTON WE'VE HAD A PROBLEM
pants: YOU HAVE TO SAY OVER !!!
deuce: T PANTS NO THEY HAVE A BLEEPY THING FOR THAT (OVER)
pants: BEEP BOOP BOOP HOW DO I GET LINUX TO RECOGNIZE ATA DRIVES
spigot: MY CD PLAYER IS SQUEAKING AND SQUAWKING LIKE MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND
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deuce pants spigot |
#apollo #ata-drives #compact-disc #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #girlfriend #linux #mountain-background #radio |
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170 | 3/28/1999 | my boner lies over the ocean spigot: MY BONER LIES OVER THE OCEAN
spigot: MY BONER LIES OVER THE SEA
spigot: CALL THE ENCLAVE
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spigot |
#bbs #boner #enclave #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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171 | 3/29/1999 | was that out loud deuce: WELL NOW THAT I HAVE SOME TIME TO MYSELF I THINK IT'S TIME TO THINK ABOUT REDECORATING
deuce: I MEAN I COULD PUT UP SOME PINK FLANNEL UP ON THAT WALL
deuce: AND SOME PINK TRIANGLE POSTERS OVER THERE
deuce: AND A FEW TUBS OF K-Y JELLY AND A BIG BLACK DILDO ON THAT COUNTER
deuce: AND EVERYTHING WOULD LOOK SPIFFY
deuce: I'LL BE THE ENVY OF ALL THOSE MEANIES AT THE KNITTING CLUB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: OH
deuce: WAS THAT OUT LOUD
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deuce |
#deuce-solo #dildo #drunk-deuce #interior-decorating #knitting #mountain-background #pink-triangle |
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172 | 3/30/1999 | batman pants: PAC MAN
spigot: DANA NANA NANA NANA NA - PAC MAN
spigot: WAIT
spigot: BATMAN I MEAN
pants: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
deuce: LOOK I LEAVE FOR FIVE SECONDS AND LOOK WHAT YOU TWO HAVE DONE
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deuce pants spigot |
#batman #deuce-pants-spigot #miranda-rights #pac-man #pacman #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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173 | 3/31/1999 | man and god net: HEY HOW ABOUT A LITTLE CHATTER FOLKS
deuce: HI
net: HOW ARE YOU
deuce: I'M GAY, WORKING ON GAYER
net: I HAVE ALREADY ACHIEVED GAYER AND I'M WORKING ON GOING BACK
deuce: THAT IS A CRIME AGAINST GOD AND MAN
net: IT'S JUST FOR PRACTICE |
deuce net |
#crime-against-man-and-god #deuce-net #drunk-deuce #gay #gay-contest #gay-working-on-gayer #woodring-room-background |
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174 | 4/1/1999 | the fucking porn room spigot: SETENV HORNY YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: WHERE IS THE FUCKING PORN ROOM
deuce: OH HI
pants: I HAVE CAT PICTURES
deuce: CAN THEY BE TRANSFERRED THROUGH THE BBS OR DO I HAVE TO LOG OUT FOR THAT |
deuce pants spigot |
#bbs #cat #chat #deuce-pants-spigot #low-res #woodring-den-background |
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175 | 4/2/1999 | runlevel q net: SWITCHING TO RUNLEVEL Q
pants: WATCHING YOU SWITCH
deuce: WATCHING YOU WATCHING HIM SWITCH
pants: HOPING IT INVOLVES A HLAGULA AND SOME BHULAGHLAHGLG
pants: WE ARE ALL WATCHING THE DONGS
deuce: (FOR SIGNS OF LIFE)
pants: AND PRAYING
deuce: DOMINE SUCKUS |
deuce net pants |
#deuce-net-pants #dongs #unix #woodring-stairs-background |
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176 | 4/2/1999 | so i can better stalk fiona apple pants: I AM MAKING YOU A POOL (SQUATTING, THRUSTING)
pants: COULD ONE OF YOU PLEASE GIVE ME A BOOST SO I CAN BETTER STALK FIONA APPLE
atandt: T PANTS YOU CAN'T SQUAT AND THRUST AT THE SAME TIME
pants: T ATANDT ACROSS THE UNIVERSE |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #beatles #fiona-apple #stalking #woodring-stairs-background |
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177 | 4/3/1999 | let's all sound off spigot: FOLKS CAN WE GET SOME EXPERT ANALYSIS OF THE ONGOING KOSOVO CRISIS?!?!?!?!
spigot: LET'S ALL SOUND OFF WITH OUR TWO CENTS!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: I TAKE IT UP THE ASS
spigot: IS THIS RING STILL ACTIVE |
deuce pants spigot |
#anal #current-events #deuce-pants-spigot #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #folks #kosovo #low-res #uncredited-character #webring #woodring-stairs-background |
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178 | 4/4/1999 | cleaning up the carpet spigot: HERE COMES SEATTLE'S FATTEST FAGGOT
deuce: HURRAY
spigot: DOWN IN FRONT
deuce: AT YOUR SERVICE
spigot: I SPILLED PISS ON MY NEW CARPET
spigot: A LITTLE JIZZ WILL TAKE THAT RIGHT OUT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #down-in-front #drunk-deuce #faggot #fat #jizz #mousehole #piss #seattle #somber-deuce #woodring-room-background |
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179 | 4/5/1999 | lincos-like pants: CAN WE LICK IT, CAN WE PRICK IT
deuce: WE CAN DO BOTH
pants: HOW ?!?!?
deuce: DETAILS FOLLOW
deuce: HULBGHULGDBHULBGDBGHULDBGDHULBAGDHLBGDHLUGB
deuce: THAT IS A LINCOS-LIKE MESSAGE TRANSMITTED TO ALL THE NEARBY SUNLIKE STARS
deuce: THEY WILL REALIZE THAT EARTH IS POPULATED BY FUCKING HOMOS AND STAY CLEAR
pants: WHAT IF THEY HAVE CRAZY ALIEN E.T. STYLE DICKS FOR US TO LICK ?!?!?
pants: THEY MIGHT SAY HEY APE-LIKE COCKSUCKING BEASTS LET'S LAND THERE
deuce: THEY ARE ALMOST CERTAINLY MILLIONS OF YEARS AHEAD OF US IN TECHNOLOGY AND STRAIGHT |
deuce pants |
#aliens #bonequest-hi-fi #cocksucking #deuce-pants #et #lincos #pricks #woodring-stairs-background |
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180 | 4/6/1999 | barely legal spigot: I CANNOT DONG AND CHONG ALONE HERE
pants: I WILL BONG AND FONG WITH YOU
spigot: I CONSIDER THAT A VICTORY
pants: IT IS TRULY A DESIGN WIN |
pants spigot |
#barely-legal #dongchongery-and-fongbongery #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
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181 | 4/7/1999 | glug spigot: TELL THEM ABOUT THE GOOD BOOK
deuce: GLUG
spigot: HI QUEERS, I'M JUST OUT SPREADING THE WORD OF GOD
spigot: FOR EVERY DICK YOU CONSCIOUSLY DECIDE TO CHOKE DOWN
spigot: THAT'S ONE STEP CLOSER TO NOT MAKING IT INTO THE KINGDOM
spigot: I'M TALKING ABOUT THE QUEER KINGDOM SOUTH OF FOLSOM |
deuce spigot |
#bay-area #bible #deuce-spigot #missionary #religion #woodring-stairs-background |
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182 | 4/8/1999 | a story as old as time pants: I'M INVITING YOU TO FUCK MY FACE
deuce: I WILL ACCEPT THE INVITATION (AS WELL AS THE RESPONSIBILITY) |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #face-fucking #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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183 | 4/8/1999 | winter atandt: IF YOU DON'T MIND
atandt: PLEASE REMOVE YOUR DONG FROM MY ARMPIT
deuce: I AM KEEPING IT WARM (WINTER) |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #dong #drunk-deuce #warmth #winter #woodring-stairs-background |
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184 | 4/9/1999 | pisscam spigot: I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE THIS IS ALL FOR SOME PISSCAM PROJECT BUT I'M TRYING HARD TO HOLD STEADY |
spigot |
#cam #camera #fetish #pisscam #porn #spigot-solo #video #woodring-stairs-background |
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185 | 4/10/1999 | unix guru status bung: T SPIGOT HAVE YOU REACHED UNIX GURU STATUS YET
spigot: I CAN CD INTO A DIR
bung: +5 MOUSE PAD OF JERKING |
bung spigot |
#bung-spigot #cd #jerking #mouse-pad #unix #woodring-den-background |
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186 | 4/11/1999 | penal colony deuce: SO I SIGNED UP FOR JOINING A PENAL COLONY BUT WELL LONG STORY SHORT IT WASN'T WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE
net: WE HAVE ALL MADE THAT MISTAKE |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #penal-colony #woodring-stairs-background |
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187 | 4/12/1999 | more goddamn cocksucking deuce: DICKS, ETC
spigot: I WISH COMPUTERS COULD BRING US CLOSER TOGETHER
deuce: T SPIGOT DO YOU MEAN CLOSER LIKE TOUCHING DICKS
deuce: OR WHAT
spigot: YOU SAID THERE WAS WATER ON THE MOON AND INSTEAD IT'S JUST MORE GODDAMN COCKSUCKING |
deuce spigot |
#cocksucking #deuce-spigot #moon #spigot-points #woodring-stairs-background |
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188 | 4/13/1999 | prom night pants: PLEASE HELP ME PICK OUT A GOWN FOR THE COCKSUCKERS BALL
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pants |
#balls #cocksucker #dress #pants-solo #prom #woodring-room-background |
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189 | 4/14/1999 | burgers, sausages, tin roof spigot: T DEUCE YOU SAID THIS WASN'T A KISSING GAME
deuce: MMMMMMMM
spigot: OFF
spigot: T PANTS I ACCIDENTALLY SPILLED DOPE SMOKE INTO MY MOUTH AND LUNGS TEN TIMES
spigot: DIAGNOSIS: CINNAMON BUNS
spigot: I'M FAT
deuce: FUCK YOU |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #fatness #food #marijuana #woodring-stairs-background |
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190 | 4/15/1999 | rap song spigot: I'D LIKE TO OPEN THIS MEETING WITH THIS RAP SONG ABOUT LINUX!!!!!! I MADE IT ON THE BUS!!!!
spigot: A PTTH
spigot: A FRPFPR
spigot: DEAD BATTERIES
spigot: DOES ANYONE HAVE A CORD THAT CAN GO FROM A WALKMAN TO THE WALL OUTLET!?!!!?
spigot: A PPTHTHTH
spigot: I SPRAINED MY NECK
spigot: FOLKS, "PUFFIES" REFERS TO PUFFY NIPPLES |
spigot |
#linux #puffies #rap #spigot-solo #walkman #woodring-room-background |
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191 | 4/16/1999 | they are to blame : [GAY UNDERWEAR SEX]
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deuce pants |
#gay-underwear-sex #picture #they-are-to-blame |
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192 | 4/17/1999 | my face spigot: THE BACK OF THIS TOILET IS THE LYSOL-CLEAN I CAN TRUST
spigot: I CAN SEE MY FACE IN THE TILE
pants: I CAN SEE YOUR FACE IN THE TILE
spigot: I CAN SEE MY NOSE IN THE TILE
pants: WE CAN ALL SEE YOUR FACE IN THE TILE
pants: NOW LET'S GET BACK TO WORK
spigot: NOW I CANNOT SEE?????????
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pants spigot |
#cleaning #pants-spigot #sfw #tile-floor #woodring-room-background |
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193 | 4/18/1999 | dig dug deuce: T PANTS I AM DIG DUG AND I AM GOING TO INFLATE YOU UNTIL YOU POP
net: INSERT HOSE HERE
deuce: ARE YOU FRYGAR ?!?!
pants: T DEUCE I WOULD LIKE THAT (ALSO I AM A BLUE GHOST SO CHOMP ME UP) |
deuce net pants |
#deuce-pants #deuce-points #dig-dug #drunk-deuce #gaming #hose #inflation #pac-man #sfw #vore #woodring-field-background |
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194 | 4/19/1999 | he fixes radios by thinking spigot: THE CLOSEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO POINTS IS BEATING OFF !!!
spigot: SURELY YOU'RE SUCKING MY DICK MR. FEYNMAN ?!?!??!?!
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spigot |
#beating-off #dicksucking #mousehole #poo #richard-feynman #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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195 | 4/20/1999 | a day in the life pants: HE SMILES EVEN THOUGH I AM PUNCHING HIM, USING HIM AS A JACKOFF FAMILIAR |
pants |
#pants-solo #usenet #woodring-stairs-background |
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196 | 4/21/1999 | more forceful deuce: GLAGHLAGHLAGHLHGLAHGLAHG
spigot: IS THAT THE SOUND OF YOU POURING ALL YOUR BEER DOWN THE TOILET AND SHAVING AND PUTTING ON A SMART SHIRT AND GOING TO CHURCH AND GETTING YOUR ACT TOGETHER??!?!??!??!!
deuce: ALGHALHGLAHGLAHGLAHLGHAGHL (MORE FORCEFUL NOW)
spigot: ARE GREENSLEEVES AND GREENPEACE THE SAME THING |
deuce spigot |
#beer #church #deuce-spigot #dicklicking-noises #greenpeace #greensleeves #woodring-field-background |
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197 | 4/22/1999 | a very sincere apology spigot: SORRY HR LADY!!!!!!!!! I BEAT OFF TO BLONDES I DON'T TALK TO THEM |
spigot |
#beating-off #blondes #bonequest-hi-fi #hr #mousehole #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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198 | 4/23/1999 | the scientific method spigot: CAN YOU GET PREGNANT FROM ANAL SEX
deuce: WE WILL CONDUCT 1000 SCIENTIFIC TRIALS ALSO WE WILL NEED ANOTHER 1000 FOR THE CONTROL GROUP |
deuce spigot |
#anal-sex #bonequest-hd #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-spigot #laughing-deuce #laughing-panel #pregnancy #science #woodring-room-background |
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199 | 4/24/1999 | pecking order pants: (I VOTE FOR MORE SUFFERAGE)
pants: (AND LESS ROUGHAGE)
deuce: GET OUT OF HERE SIR
deuce: YOU HAVE CONTAMINATED THE POOL
pants: I MUST BE CONFUSED
deuce: IT'S THE PECKING ORDER MOTHERFUCKER
pants: IT'S MORE LIKE A CIRCLE
deuce: T PANTS THAT WOULD BE A LINE
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deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #geometry #pool #woodring-stairs-background |
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200 | 4/24/1999 | abbott and costello atandt: TELL PANTS CAN YOU TWO STEP
pants: WHEN PUSHED REALLY HARD FROM BEHIND YES |
atandt pants |
#abbot-and-costello #atandt-pants #dancing #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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201 | 4/25/1999 | i'm a lesbian spigot: I'M A LESBIAN!!!!!!
spigot: WHY'S THAT?!?!?!
spigot: YOU REFUSE TO BE DOMINATED IN A MALE WORLD ?!?!?
spigot: NO!!!!!
spigot: BECAUSE BIG DICKS HURT MY MOUTH!!!!!
spigot: [LAUGHTER] |
spigot |
#dicks #laugh-track #lesbian #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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202 | 4/26/1999 | poo pet deuce: I'M A POO PET
pants: I WILL PET YOU
deuce: YOU WILL GET POO ON YOU (I AM WARNING YOU)
pants: I AM NOT PARTICULAR
deuce: VERY WELL
|
deuce pants |
#coprophilia #deuce-pants #pet #poo #poo-pet #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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203 | 4/27/1999 | courage under fire deuce: DENZEL'S USING A POWERBOOK SO YOU KNOW THE MOVIE IS FAKE RIGHT THERE |
deuce |
#apple #denzel-washington #deuce-solo #film #macintosh #powerbook #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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204 | 4/28/1999 | rednex spigot: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF ...................
spigot: LET'S GO AROUND !!!!!!
spigot: GLK
spigot: SQUEEZING MY NECK WITH YOUR FIST
deuce: THAT IS HOW IT TURNS RED YOU SEE
spigot: THEN I MIGHT BE A REDNECK
deuce: FUCKING HOLD STILL |
deuce spigot |
#choking #deuce-spigot #hold-still #jeff-foxworthy #violent-disapproval #woodring-field-background |
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205 | 4/29/1999 | single user mode : INIT: SINGLE USER MODE
ozone: BALLS????????????????
deuce: T OZONE INDEED
pants: I VOTE BALLS |
deuce ozone pants |
#balls #caption #deuce-ozone-pants #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #single-user-mode #union #woodring-room-background |
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206 | 4/30/1999 | whoa mouth pants: LA LA LA
pants: SINGING
pants: LA LA LA HURP
deuce: I LOVE YOUR MOUTH
spigot: I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH YOUR MOUTH
spigot: FEELS DIFFERENT SOMEHOW
deuce: WHOA MOUTH
spigot: WERE YOU ENJOYING A BOX OF TRISCUITS
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deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #mouth-of-pants #sfw #singing #triscuits #woodring-stairs-background |
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207 | 5/1/1999 | how to win at videogames spigot: I AM TELLING YOU TO TWIST PADDLE 0 AND YOU ARE TWISTING PADDLE 1 |
spigot |
#mountain-background #nonstandard-title-panel #pacman #sfw #spigot-solo #video-games |
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208 | 5/2/1999 | canadian boners pants: CANADIAN BONERS TASTE LIKE MAPLE FOR SOME REASON
deuce: IT'S THE RED POINTY THING ON THEIR FLAG
pants: MMM MAPLE
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deuce pants |
#boners #canada #deuce-pants #maple-syrup #woodring-room-background |
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209 | 5/3/1999 | do-bees spigot: OH LORD MY INTESTINES ARE WRAPPED AROUND MY GYM SHORTS |
spigot |
#gym #intestines #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-backtround |
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210 | 5/4/1999 | 10:18 pm atandt: HELLO FAGGOTS
atandt: IT'S TIME FOR THE ATANDT SHOW
deuce: BEGIN
atandt: <SFX: SOUND OF PANTS DROPPING>
atandt: THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING
atandt: <SFX: CLAPPING>
deuce: THIS PLAY SUCKS
atandt: T DEUCE THIS IS NO PLAY THIS IS TRUE LIFE TV
deuce: THIS PLAY SUCKS |
atandt deuce |
#applause #atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #drunk-deuce #faggot #sfx #somber-deuce #television #trousers #woodring-stairs-background |
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211 | 5/5/1999 | i am dying spigot: FOLKS I'M SAD TO REPORT I AM DYING FROM DICKLICKER'S DISEASE BUT I REALLY THINK YOU'LL FIND MY REQUIRED TREATMENT IRONIC AND INEXPENSIVE!!!!!! F-R-E-E |
spigot |
#dicklicker #dicklicking #folks #miscredited-character #spigot-solo #usenet #woodring-stairs-background |
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212 | 5/6/1999 | i will start a club spigot: I WILL START A CLUB CALLED THE GAY AND LESBIAN AND HOMOSEXUAL AND LESBIAN AND LESBIAN AND GAY AND HOMOSEXUAL AND GAY AND LESBIAN AND GAY AND GAY AND HOMOSEXUAL AND GAY AND LESBIAN AND GAY CLUB AND IT WILL BE CALLED THE GALAHALALAGAHAGALAGAGAHAGALAG CLUB
deuce: I WILL JOIN (HERE ARE MY DUES) |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-spigot #galahalalagahagalagagahagalag-club #gay #gay-club #high-res #lesbian #woodring-stairs-background |
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213 | 5/6/1999 | the stark story pants: THE STARK STORY OF A FAMILY LIVING IN THE MILLENNIUM AND THE PROBLEMS THEY ARE FACED WITH AS THEY ARE KILLED OFF ONE BY ONE |
pants |
#every-single-fucking-day #family #millenium #murder #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background #y2k |
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214 | 5/7/1999 | star wars spigot: FIVE MONTHS STANDING IN LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: FIVE MONTHS IN THE RAIN AND COLD!!!!!!!!
spigot: FIVE MONTHS OF BLISTERING HEAT!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: FIVE MONTHS OF PEOPLE LAUGHING AT ME AND MY STUPID CLOTHES AND FREAKISH FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: FIVE MONTHS OF PEOPLE DRIVING BY AND SPRAYING ME WITH GUNFIRE AND URINE BALLOONS!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: FIVE LONG MONTHS OF SAVING UP FOR TOYS AND MERCHANDISE!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: QUIET!!!!! THE OPENING CREDITS!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ |
spigot |
#movies #spigot-solo #star-wars #the-phantom-menace #urine #water-balloon #woodring-stairs-background |
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215 | 5/8/1999 | piss (aka piss curtains) deuce: I CAN JUST BARELY SEE YOU ALL THROUGH THE PISS CURTAIN
pants: DO YOU MEAN THE CURTAIN OF PISS
pants: OR THE PISS CURTAINS IN THE LIVING ROOM/BEDROOM/DINING ROOM
pants: IT'S MORE OF A NEVER-ENDING WATERFALL
spigot: OH YOU MEAN YOU AND YOUR TWELVE FRIENDS STANDING ABOVE ME IN A SEMI-CIRCLE
spigot: THAT'S CLEVER AND CREATIVE
pants: THERE ARE MORE ABOVE IN THE RAFTERS/CATACOMBS |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #deucegrin #piss #somber-deuce #woodring-room-background |
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216 | 5/9/1999 | no two alike deuce: DALEKS AND CYBERMEN
spigot: MY DONG IS WHAT YOU WOULD CALL "AL DENTE" |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hd #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-spigot #dong #dr-who #pasta #woodring-stairs-background |
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217 | 5/10/1999 | licking for the new year atandt: WE SHOULD START LICKING FOR THE NEW YEAR --> NOW <--
deuce: YOU START
atandt: THAT'S A BIG --> CAN DO <--
atandt: HUGHUGHUGHUGHUGHUGGHGULHGUGHUGHU T DEUCE THAT WAS MORE OF A CHOKING |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #choking #licking #new-year #somber-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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218 | 5/11/1999 | hey jude spigot: HEY JUDE
spigot: SOMETHING SOMETHING
spigot: I KNOCKED THE BONG OVER
pants: PAPER TOWELS
spigot: YOU'RE JUST RUBBING IT INTO THE CARPET
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pants spigot |
#beatles #bong #marijuana #pants-spigot #singing #spigot-points #woodring-stairs-background |
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219 | 5/12/1999 | my lucky pierre net: T PANTS WHO WILL BE LUCKY PIERRE
pants: T NET I TEND TO ARRIVE BLINDFOLDED WHEN I ATTEND THESE EVENTS
pants: T NET I HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT THERE WILL BE CORN AND DOG RACING
pants: OKAY COCKFIGHTING
pants: SLAPFIGHTING LIKE GIRLS |
net pants |
#cockfighting #corn-racing #dog #dog-racing #lucky-pierre #net-pants #woodring-room-background |
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220 | 5/13/1999 | in bed spigot: WHAT I LIKE TO DO IS ADD THE PHRASE "IN BED" TO THE END OF MY FORTUNE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: I WILL LICK DICK ... IN BED!!!!!!
spigot: I WILL CUT OFF MY DONG AND BALLS ... IN BED!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: I HAVE A KEEN EYE FOR RAPING PROSTITUTES AND CLOROXING THEM DOWN THE BATHTUB ... IN BED !!!!!!!!!!
spigot: SOME DON'T WORK |
spigot |
#balls #bleach #clorox #cookies #dicklicking #fortune-cookies #genital-mutilation #nuts-of-spigot #prostitute #rape #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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221 | 5/14/1999 | a lovely dinner party spigot: SOMEONE NEEDS THE NIGHTTIME SNIFFLING SNEEZING COUGHING ACHING WHEEZING STUFFY-HEAD FEVER SO YOU CAN SUCK A DICK MEDICINE |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #bonequest-hi-fi #dicksucking #disease #fever #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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222 | 5/15/1999 | a prayer pants: PRAY FOR COCK
pants: PRAY WITH ME NOW
pants: LET US PRAY
pants: FOR COCK
deuce: GHGLHGAHLGHLAGH
pants: TOGETHER ..... WE WILL ........ PRAY FOR COCK
pants: OH DEAR LORD GOD IN HEAVEN
deuce: LHGAHLAGHLGHLGALHAGHLGALH DOWN HE DRAIN WE GO
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deuce pants |
#cock #cocksucking-noises #deuce-pants #heaven #praying #religion #somber-deuce #woodring-room-background |
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223 | 5/16/1999 | fat kids spigot: NET YAROZE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: FAT KIDS
pants: SHORT KIDS
spigot: EVEN KIDS WITH DONGS
pants: GAY KIDS
spigot: DID I SAY FAT KIDS
pants: ALSO KIDS WITH BONGS |
pants spigot |
#armour-hot-dogs #bong #dongs #pants-spigot #playstation #rhyming #woodring-stairs-background |
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224 | 5/17/1999 | sandra deuce: MAN SANDRA BERNHARD IS FUCKING DISGUSTING
pants: YES SHE IS A FREAKISH WHOREBAG THING
deuce: DISGUSTING
deuce: HEY GREAT YOU'RE PREGNANT GET THE FUCK OFF MY SCREEN
pants: SHE WOULD LOOK NORMAL EXCEPT FOR HER FACE AND BODY
deuce: PRETTY MUCH IF YOU REPLACED EVERYTHING WITH SOMETHING ELSE THEN SHE WOULD BE AWESOME
deuce: (ALSO DARK SPRAY PAINT IS REQUIRED)
pants: NOT SO KEEN ON THE SPRAY PAINT (UNLESS WE USE GOLD)
deuce: T PANTS GOLD IS GOOD (RE: LOVE DELUXE) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #diss #sade #sandra-bernhard #woodring-stairs-background |
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225 | 5/18/1999 | boys spigot: HEY LOOK EVERYONE I'M ITALIAN
spigot: MMM THAT'S A GOOD PIZZA PIE
spigot: MY RED AND WHITE STRIPED SHIRT SURE FITS NICE
spigot: I LIKE BOYS
spigot: HOLY GOD MY WEINER JUST GOT FAT LIKE A SALAMI WHEN I SAID THAT
spigot: I'D BETTER SHUT UP
spigot: I'M GIOVANNI THE ITALIAN PEDOPHILE
spigot: SHHHHHHHHHH
spigot: CALZONES WILL KEEP MY MIND OFF BOYS
spigot: I'M GOING TO SPURT OFF RIGHT HERE IN MY TIGHT PANTS
spigot: THAT'S AMORE
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spigot |
#amore #calzones #italian #pizza #salami #spigot-solo #tight-pants #weiner #woodring-room-background |
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226 | 5/19/1999 | under the table spigot: PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT MY BONER UNDER THE TABLE AT THANKSGIVING |
spigot |
#boner #spigot-solo #thanksgiving #woodring-stairs-background |
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227 | 5/20/1999 | shop kosovo spigot: NOT IN CZ OR KR OR JP OR GLKGRBL
spigot: WHY DOES SHOPKOSOVO.COM KEEP GOING DOWN |
spigot |
#computers #czech #despair-panel #japanese #korean #kosovo #shop-kosovo #spigot-solo #url #web #woodring-field-background |
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228 | 5/21/1999 | ten atandt: I WILL CLOSE MY EYES
atandt: I WILL VISUALIZE A BETTER LIFE FOR ME AND MY WIFE AND MY LITTLE BOY
atandt: GOD DAMNIT WHY AM I MARRIED WHY TEN FUCKING CHILDREN |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #children #marriage #mousehole #visualization #woodring-room-background |
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229 | 5/22/1999 | too much poo pants: TOO MUCH POO SAID POPPA BEAR |
pants |
#bear #bonequest-hi-fi #every-single-fucking-day #goldilocks #pants-solo #poo #woodring-stairs-background |
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230 | 5/23/1999 | here's ten dollars spigot: PLEASE OVERRIDE MY VIRTUAL MEMBER
deuce: I CAN ONLY OVERRIDE YOU IF YOU ARE A VIRTUAL MEMBER FUNCTION SIR
spigot: HERE'S TEN DOLLARS
deuce: NOW YOU'RE TALKING MOTHERFUCKER |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #oop #programming #woodring-stairs-background |
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231 | 5/24/1999 | the one where deuce: THE ONE WHERE KIRK AND UHURA KISS
spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO FART IN YOUR FACE FOR THE FULL HOUR
spigot: $20 $40 $60 $80 ETC
deuce: I THINK THAT WOULD BE AT THE $60 LEVEL
deuce: OKAY A QUARTER
spigot: I'M BROKE
deuce: A FREEBIE THEN |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #farts #mousehole #star-trek #woodring-room-background |
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232 | 5/25/1999 | three rooms pants: T DEUCE WOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF WE WERE MARRIED (THEN WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT SO LONG)
spigot: I'M GOING TO LEAVE MY DONG COOLING ON THE WINDOWSILL!!!!! NOBODY BETTER CHOKE IT DOWN WHILE I'M TAKING A NAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: IT TOOK ME TWO KITKATS JUST TO GET TO THE VIDEO STORE!!!!!!!!! AND TWO REESE'S CUPS JUST TO GET HOME
deuce: T SPIGOT ALTERNATIVE FUELS |
deuce pants spigot |
#a-love-story #beach-boys #candy #chocolate #choke-it-down #deuce-pants-spigot #dicks #dong #fatness #html #marriage #woodring-room-background |
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233 | 5/26/1999 | two bombs atandt: I HID A BOMB IN THE COFFEE SHOP SOMEWHERE IN SAN FRANCISCO
spigot: I DRINK COFFEE AT HOME
pants: *KABOOM*
spigot: YOU TRICKED ME (FALLING FROM THE SKY)
pants: *KABOOM*
spigot: TWO BOMBS?!?!?!?!? (BACK UP IN THE AIR)
pants: *KABOOM* |
atandt pants spigot |
#atandt-pants-spigot #bay-area #bomb #coffee #san-francisco #sfw #terrorism #trick #woodring-stairs-background |
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234 | 5/27/1999 | 2 mins atandt: OKAY I DON'T GET THE NEW BONEQUEST AT ALL
spigot: NOT LOOKING YET
atandt: GIVE ME 2 MINS
deuce: YOU HAVE THIRTY SECONDS AND THEN I CALL THE COPS |
atandt deuce spigot |
#atandt-deuce-spigot #bonequest #drunk-deuce #every-single-fucking-day #police #weird-speech-bubble #woodring-stairs-background |
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235 | 5/28/1999 | a very sincere apology ii spigot: SORRY FOR THE WIDE DISTRIBUTION (OF PISS ALL OVER THE TOILET PAPERS AND TOWELS) |
spigot |
#apologies #bonequest-hi-fi #freestyle-peeing #freestyle-pissing #mailing-list #piss #spigot-solo #toilet #usenet #woodring-stairs-background |
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236 | 5/29/1999 | W.W. III spigot: STEPHEN KING'S THE POKING
deuce: IT'S SHOWTIME AT MY BALLS
pants: ANOTHER BAD EXPERIENCE WITH A TONGUE DEPRESSOR
spigot: I'M A FOOL FOR LOVE
bung: LIFT YOUR FUCKING FEET WHEN YOU WALK OTHERWISE W.W.III
spigot: AND MUFFINS WITH ICING
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bung deuce pants spigot |
#bung-deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #muffins #stephen-king #tongue #woodring-stairs-background #ww3 |
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237 | 5/30/1999 | cocks spigot: COCKS PEOPLE
spigot: I DON'T LOG IN FOR NOTHING |
spigot |
#cocks #every-single-fucking-day #smooth-fonts #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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238 | 5/31/1999 | what it's about spigot: GARLIC BAGELS WITH GARLIC BUTTER!!!
deuce: I THOUGHT YOU SAID GARLIC BALLS
spigot: IT'S NOT ABOUT LICKING DICK IT'S ABOUT LICKING DICK UNDER OATH |
deuce spigot |
#bagels #balls #butter #deuce-spigot #deucegrin #dicklicking #garlic #grin-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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239 | 6/1/1999 | dear madonna pants: DEAR MADONNA, PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS AGAIN
spigot: CC: BRITNEY
pants: BCC: BACKSTREET BOYS |
pants spigot |
#backstreet-boys #boobs #britney-spears #coy-pants #filler-panel #grin-panel #madonna #pants-spigot #tits #topless #woodring-room-background |
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240 | 6/2/1999 | the mating rituals of spigot spigot: GODDAMNIT LADY I SAID ON THE PHONE I NEEDED SOMEONE TO DRIBBLE AND DROOL LONG STRINGY STRANDS OF SLOBBER ALL OVER MY DICK AND SUBSEQUENTLY HER FACE !!!!!!!!!! INSTEAD YOU ARE COPPING SOME LOSER-BITCH ATTITUDE WHICH FORCES ME TO BAND YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE MARBLE SINK
deuce: THE MATING RITUALS OF SPIGOT
spigot: NEXT ON DISCOVERY????? OR BIOGRAPHY
spigot: YOU'VE MADE US THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE ENTIRE QUADRANT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #discovery-channel #drunk-deuce #facial #sink #spigot-points #star-trek #woodring-room-background |
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241 | 6/3/1999 | prison spigot: KERVORKIAN EYEBALLS COFFEE CAKE
deuce: DO THEY HAVE THOSE IN PRISON
deuce: I MEAN ASIDE FROM THE STIFF UNWANTED ANAL RAPE
atandt: DID SOMEONE SAY PRISON RAPE
spigot: HURMPH
spigot: BONK
spigot: HURMPH
spigot: NOW THAT'S A LETHAL INJECTION!!!!!! AM I RIGHT?!?!?!
spigot: LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR DOCTOR KERPUNKIAN WHICH IS YOUR NEW NAME AS OF (LOOKING AT DONG) RIGHT NOW |
atandt deuce spigot |
#amirite #assisted-suicide #atandt-deuce-spigot #bonk #cake #coffee-cake #dong #dr-kevorkian #physical-comedy #prison #prison-rape #rape #woodring-stairs-background |
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242 | 6/4/1999 | ice cream headache spigot: I'M A SHORT WIDE GOTH WHO'S MAKING A CYBERDIFFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#cyberpunk #fatness #goth #high-res #sfw #shortstack #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
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243 | 6/5/1999 | gratutious claire deuce: STRAIGHT TO HELL FOR YOU AND YOU AND YOU
pants: AND ME
pants: DON'T FORGET ME
pants: I GET TO GO TOO
deuce: NOT YOU YOU'RE THE COCKSUCKING TOOL
pants: ALSO THIS JUST IN STRAIGHT FROM THE FRONT LINES: HUALGHLAHLAHGLUAG
: [picture of Claire] |
deuce pants |
#claire #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #hell #jill-hennessy #law-and-order #picture #woodwring-stairs-background |
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244 | 6/6/1999 | still only thirty-five cents pants: A GREAT GOOD GODDAMN LET'S HEAR IT SHOUT IT OUT
pants: \\DICKS (TRYING REALLY REALLY HARD)
pants: CCCP (I'M CLEAR ON THE THREE C'S BUT HELP ME OUT WITH THE REST)
pants: IN CAHOOTS WITH TITS
pants: I AM STILL ONLY THIRTY FIVE CENTS
pants: THIS IS THE WORST MARVEL TEAM-UP EVER
deuce: GOOD LORD GET THAT GUY A DICK STAT HE'S IN DICKLESS DELERIUM
pants: MAN THE PANTALOONS |
deuce pants |
#cccp #delirium #deuce-pants #dicks #filler-panel #funloving-nonsense #tits #woodring-field-background |
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245 | 6/7/1999 | webby awards spigot: NOMINATED FOR A 1998 WEBBY AWARD!!!!!!#($@)(#%GBLHRLUBHRBU)
deuce: SUICIDE IS THE ONLY WAY OUT NOW
spigot: I AM GOING TO WITHDRAW MY LAST FEW DOLLARS AND BUY A GUN AND TOUR THE STALLS OF AMERICA
deuce: GOING OUT IN A BLAZE OF GLORY (PISS, TOILETS)
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deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #grin-panel #gun #piss #stalls #suicide #toilet #webby-award #woodring-field-background |
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246 | 6/8/1999 | spigot is lois lane spigot: IT'S SUCKER PUNCH A QUEER MONTH AT YOUR NORTHERN CALIFORNIA MAZDA DEALER
spigot: I SWEAR TO GOD I'M LOIS LANE AND THOSE ARE NOT HEROIN NEEDLES
spigot: IF CHRISTOPHER REEVE GETS TO BE PARALYZED THEN I GET TO BE CRAZY |
spigot |
#blowjob #blowjob-card #christopher-reeve #crazy #drugs #heroin #margot-kidder #northern-california-mazda-dealer #queer #spigot-solo #superman #violence #woodring-stairs-background |
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247 | 6/9/1999 | whap, slap pants: WHAT IN THE
spigot: SPRACKENZE ****DICKS****
pants: JA, DA
spigot: FAGGOT
pants: NEIN NEIN
spigot: PUNCH POUND WHAP SLAP LASH FENCEPOST BEATINGS FREEZINGS SHOOTINGS AND COMMUNITIES COMING TOGETHER
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pants spigot |
#dicks #faggot #german #huffy-pants #matthew-shepard #mousehole #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #russian #woodring-room-background |
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248 | 6/10/1999 | HTML spigot: CAN SOMEONE HELP ME DEBUG THIS PLEASE:
spigot: <HMTL>
spigot: <PIC = "UNTITLED 1">WELCOME TO THE ENCLAVE</PIC)
spigot: CLICK HERE TO FLAP INSIDE!!
spigot: </HMTL>
spigot: <JAVA = "RECTANGLE">
pants: TRY MOVING TO SEATTLE THAT'LL FIX IT
pants: SPEAKING SPANISH
pants: GGGGGGGGGGGGGG |
pants spigot |
#debug #enclave #flap #html #java #pants-spigot #spanish #woodring-stairs-background |
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249 | 6/11/1999 | i wish spigot: I WISH I COULD DIAL NINE TO GET MY HEAD OUTSIDE OF THE TOILET
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spigot |
#bonequest-hd #dial-9 #emergency #mountain-background #snapple #spigot-solo #telephone #telephony #toilet |
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250 | 6/12/1999 | bathroom patrol pants: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BATHROOM PATROL
pants: AND YOU ARE NOT OFFICER DONGALONG
pants: BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I AM WILLING TO BE ARRESTED, CHAINED SOMEWHERE
spigot: SO YOU HAVE KIDNAPPED ME
spigot: INSTRUCTED ME TO TAKE THE DOLLARS THAT GET POKED THROUGH THE HOLE IN THE WALL...
spigot: ...AND HAND THEM SMALL BAGS OF CRACK COCAINE?!?!?
spigot: AND I AM HANDCUFFED TO THIS HOT WATER HEATER PIPE??????
spigot: DO I GET A BREAK ANYTIME SOON?!?!?!!? SIR WITH THE GHETTO BLASTER AND RAP CD'S |
pants spigot |
#bathroom #cocaine #drugs #ghetto-blaster #handcuffs #kidnapping #pants-spigot #police #rap #sir #sir-with-the #toilet-antics #woodring-room-background |
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251 | 6/13/1999 | pre-paid blowjob card dick: FEELING ESPECIALLY DANCY / PRANCY THIS MORNING
dick: I AM PUNCHING YOUR PRE-PAID BLOWJOB CARD TWICE BECAUSE YOU DID NOT BATHE TODAY
dick: MAKE THAT THREE TIMES (UNCIRCUMCIZED) |
dick |
#blowjob #blowjob-card #circumcision #dick-solo #woodring-field-background |
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252 | 6/14/1999 | brushing spigot: ONLINE FILTERS HELP MY PARENTS DECIDE !!!! AND THEY KEEP ME SAFE !!!
spigot: DAD'S BRUSHING MY MOUTH OUT WITH SOMETHING |
spigot |
#censored #discipline #eisenhower #grin-panel #ike #parenting #smiling-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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253 | 6/15/1999 | canned fuck pants: I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER DON'T YOU KNOW
deuce: I CAN SENSE AND SMELL THAT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-spigot #smell #woodring-stairs-background |
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254 | 6/16/1999 | quisp deuce: HOW CAN TWENTY YEAR OLD PROBES ARE STILL WORKING FINE
deuce: BUT THE SHIT WE PUT TOGETHER NOW KEEPS BREAKING BEFORE IT GETS ANYWHERE
spigot: BECAUSE THEY DON'T MAKE TAPE AND STRING LIKE THEY USED TO
deuce: IT'S ALL PLASTICS NOW
spigot: ALSO THE YOUNG KIDS TODAY ARE SIGNIFICANTLY MORE STONED THAN THEIR FOREFATHERS
deuce: DIDN'T YOU SEE ANDROMEDA STRAIN ?!?!? AND THAT'S WHERE THE STUFF IS !!! SO NO KIDDING IT'S BROKEN
spigot: HOW CAN A VIRUS THAT KILLS EVERYTHING STAY ALIVE FOR NINETY BORING MINUTES
spigot: QUAKER OATS MAKES QUISP |
deuce spigot |
#andromeda-strain #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #funloving-nonsense #laughing-deuce #nasa #quisp #space #typo #woodring-field-background |
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255 | 6/17/1999 | exiled spigot: THIS MOVIE DOES NOT HAVE CHRIS NOTH!!!!! IT IS PETER NORTH
spigot: WHY IS HE DOING THAT TO CLAIRE
deuce: I LONGED FOR THIS MOMENT AND YET NOW IT'S SOMEONE ELSE
spigot: IS HE PLANTING EVIDENCE ON HER FACE????? I AM TOTALLY LOST HERE
spigot: IT IS ME WHO IS EXILED
|
deuce spigot |
#claire #deuce-spigot #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #facial #jill-hennessy #law-and-order #porn #woodring-room-background |
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256 | 6/18/1999 | free kevin spigot: I JUST TOLD SOME STUPID MARKETING WHORE SHE WAS A HOT LITTLE FILLIE!!!!!
spigot: AND SHE MADE ONE OF THOSE "MAD, OUTRAGED" FACES
spigot: THEN I PULLED HER BLOUSE UP OVER HER HEAD AND SQUEEZED HER TITTIES RIGHT THROUGH HER BRA!!!!!!
spigot: WELL BACK TO LOOKING AT PORN
spigot: FREE KEVIN !!!
spigot: I PLEAD GUILTY
spigot: NEVER MIND !!!
deuce: GGGG |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #filler-panel #grin-panel #kevin-mitnick #porn #tits #woodring-stairs-background |
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257 | 6/19/1999 | the very bad farm pants: PERHAPS A MAJOR-MOTION PICTURE ABOUT POOP, POO
deuce: DEFINITELY MOTION
pants: COMP ME WITH SANDWICHES AND CHIPS AND PRICKS WILLYA
deuce: COCK A DOODLE DONG
pants: ARE WE DOWN ON THE FARM AGAIN ?!? OH BOY
deuce: THE VERY BAD FARM
pants: I WILL MILK YOU, COLLECT YOUR EGGS AND BE YOUR BABY DUCKLING
deuce: MADRE DE DIOS
spigot: YES SIR NO SIR SUCKING DICK SIR
spigot: ALL MY COCKS IN A BIG FAT ROW SIR |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #duck #farm #huffy-pants #oh-boy #poo #spanish #sucking-dick #woodring-stairs-background |
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258 | 6/20/1999 | AGLHALGHALGH pants: WORDS I LEARNED BY READING LARRY FLYNT PUBLICATIONS: COCKSLUT, DIRT HOLE, PRICK HOUND, PISS-SCENTED, SPENT HOSE, ROPY TRAJECTORY, MOPPING JIZZ, BALL-SHRIVELING, COWLIKE
deuce: AGLHALGHALGH |
deuce pants |
#balls #banned #cock #cocksucking-noises #deuce-pants #germany #jizz #larry-flynt #piss #porn #prick #vocabulary #woodring-stairs-background |
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259 | 6/21/1999 | freudian splurt spigot: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW A "FAGGOT" CAN ALSO MEAN A TIGHTLY-WRAPPED BUNDLE OF DICKS!!!!
spigot: I MEAN STICKS
spigot: GUESS I HAD A FREUDIAN SPLURT!!! I MEAN SPLUTTERY FACE!!!! I MEAN FAGGOTY SLOBBERGBLKGPTH
deuce: A DICK STAT |
deuce spigot |
#bundle-of-sticks #deuce-spigot #dicks #drunk-deuce #faggot #freudian #woodring-stairs-background |
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260 | 6/22/1999 | here comes the hotstepper pants: HERE COMES THE HOTSTEPPER
pants: COCKS ???
deuce: THERE HE IS !!!!!!!!
deuce: PEOPLE OF THE WORLD
deuce: PANTS IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN' HOUSE
: PANTS BELCHES UP SPERM
deuce: CUT
pants: SORRY |
deuce pants |
#cocks #cum #cut #deuce-pants #edited #kamoze #onomatopoeia #woodring-room-background |
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261 | 6/23/1999 | candy and cake atandt: T SPIGOT WHY ARE YOU STILL UP
spigot: CRUISING FOR PRICKS, CURLY FRIES
atandt: JOLLY GOOD |
atandt spigot |
#apple-ii #atandt-spigot #comic-sans-greytext #cruising #curly-fries #fries #pricks #sfw #woodring-den-background |
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262 | 6/24/1999 | Y/N deuce: SHOULD I GET ANOTHER BEER? [Y/N]
pants: COCKS
deuce: THAT IS AN INVALID ANSWER
deuce: SHOULD I GET ANOTHER BEER? [Y/N]
pants: COCKS
deuce: YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT
deuce: SHOULD I GET ANOTHER BEER? [Y/N]
pants: COCKS
pants: COCKS
pants: COCKS
pants: COCKS
pants: COCKS
deuce: SHOULD I GET ANOTHER BEER? [Y/N]
pants: TRYING TO TEACH YOU A LESSON !!!
pants: COCKS
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deuce pants |
#beer #cocks #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #funloving-nonsense #repetition #woodring-stairs-background #y-n |
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263 | 6/25/1999 | doctor boner is in pants: I'M GOING TO KEEP YOU IN A BOX
pants: BE MY VALENTINE
pants: DOCTOR BONER IS IN
atandt: T DOCTOR BONER HOW CAN I GET ONE (A BONER)
pants: I HAVE NO IDEA
atandt: T DOCTOR BONER PLZ DO THE RESEARCH (WILL PAY)
pants: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH !!!
atandt: T DOCTOR BONER THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE
pants: LINE |
atandt pants |
#a-few-good-men #atandt-pants #boner #doctor-boner #plz #woodring-stairs-background |
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264 | 6/25/1999 | en vogue spigot: NEVER GONNA GET IT / NEVER GONNA GET IT
spigot: NEVER GONNA GET / YOUR STUPID ALBUM |
spigot |
#despair-panel #diss #en-vogue #filler-panel #singing #spigot-solo #tlc #woodring-field-background |
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265 | 6/26/1999 | four more pricks spigot: FOUR MORE PRICKS
spigot: FOUR MORE PRICKS
spigot: FOUR MORE PRICKS
spigot: FOUR MORE HURMPH
spigot: PANK YOU
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spigot |
#cocksucking #politics #pricks #repetition #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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266 | 6/27/1999 | WAR deuce: B-2 STEALTH BOMBERS MAKE COMBAT DEBUT ?? I HOPE NOT AS WHAT THEY WERE ORIGINALLY DESIGNED FOR
spigot: THESE BOMBS ARE DROPPING COURTESY OF TACO BELL AND PEPSI !!!!!!!!!
spigot: YO QUIERO TACO BELL !!!!!!!! BOOM SMASH BURN
deuce: OPERATION ALLIED FORCE ?!?!?!? CAN'T WE COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT
spigot: HOWDY FROM AMERICA
spigot: GOT MILK?!?!?!!?!?!? CRASH SMASH EXPLODE
spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO SEE OPERATION BOMB ALL OTHER NATIONS
deuce: T SPIGOT "EXPLODE" IS NOT VERY ONOMATOPOETIC
: Originally published February 30, 1999
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deuce spigot |
#bomb #bombings #caption #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #grammar #military #nonexistent-date #onomatopoeia #originally-published #pepsi #sfw #taco-bell #violence #war #woodring-stairs-background |
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267 | 6/28/1999 | gaggle pants: HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY PANTS
spigot: I DIALED 10-10-321
spigot: A GAGGLE OF FAGGOTY FAGGOTS
pants: THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE WHEN THE DOVES CRY
spigot: HURF HURF HURF HURF HURF HURF HURF
spigot: SIR IN THE NEXT STALL ARE YOU MASTURBATING OR BEATING EGGS FOR AN OMELETTE
deuce: TORA TORA TORA |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #deucegrin #eggs #faggot #food #huffy-pants #hurf #masturbation #prince #sir-in-the-next-stall #spigot-points #telephone #telephony #trousers #woodring-stairs-background |
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268 | 6/29/1999 | gay men atandt: THERE ARE A LOT OF COMICS ON THE INTERNET
deuce: YES SIR
pants: A LOT OF FAGS TOO
pants: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT ???
deuce: THROW YOU AT THEM AND HOPE YOU DISTRACT THEM LONG ENOUGH FOR US TO ESCAPE
pants: FAG |
atandt deuce pants |
#angry-panel #atandt-deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fag #huffy-pants #webcomic #woodring-stairs-background |
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269 | 6/30/1999 | great minds pants: I WISH I COULD JUST FLAP MY ARMS AND FLY AWAY FROM THE CRUELTY AND FATNESS (BUT NOT FROM THE HAMBURGERS AND HAMBURGERS WITH CHEESE)
spigot: T PANTS I CALL THEM CHEESEBURGERS |
pants spigot |
#cheeseburgers #fatness #flap #hamburger #pants-spigot #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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270 | 7/1/1999 | sayeth unto us spigot: I WASN'T GOING TO LICK DICK, THEN I REALIZED I HAVE TO BE FLEXIBLE |
spigot |
#bonghit #dicklicking #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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271 | 7/2/1999 | in the dark deuce: SMEARING IT
pants: HAVING IT SMEARED I SUPPOSE (FOLLOWING ALONG EVEN THOUGH IT IS DARK, COLD OUT)
pants: NOT REAL SURE ABOUT THIS
pants: THE LANTERN WENT OUT |
deuce pants |
#brass-lantern #darkness #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #mousehole #smearing #woodring-room-background #zork |
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272 | 7/3/1999 | knock knock spigot: KNOCK KNOCK !!!
pants: WHO IS THERE ???
spigot: BRAD CHAD AND THAD !!!
pants: BRAD CHAD AND THAD WHO ???
spigot: WHO CARES !!! HOMPTH THBPBLGH HBLRTKTPTH*&% |
pants spigot |
#art #chad #joke #knock-knock #mousehole #pants-spigot #rhyming #woodring-room-background |
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273 | 7/4/1999 | java and the state of the computing industry atandt: APPEARS JAVA ISN'T SAVING THE WORLD AS PLANNED
spigot: MAYBE SOME SORT OF PISSLET |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #java #piss #pisslet #programming #woodring-stairs-background |
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274 | 7/5/1999 | the moon spigot: LET'S GO TO THE MOON AND LICK DICK
deuce: YOU KNOW WE DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE MOON FOR ALL THAT
deuce: (I.E., A SPACE IN MY BATHROOM JUST OPENED UP)
spigot: THE WHOLE POINT IS THAT WE GET NASA INVOLVED |
deuce spigot |
#apollo-11 #bonequest-hd #deuce-spigot #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #moon #nasa #woodring-stairs-background |
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275 | 7/6/1999 | again with the moon spigot: I'LL SAY IT AGAIN: LET'S GO TO THE MOON AND LICK DICK
spigot: I'M SERIOUSLY SUGGESTING WE SLURP AND SUCK IN A SINCERE, PATIENT MANNER |
spigot |
#apollo-11 #despair-panel #dicklicking #filler-panel #moon #slurp #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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276 | 7/7/1999 | a total cocksucker spigot: I AM SLOWLY MORPHING INTO A TOTAL COCKSUCKER !!!
spigot: THE BEFORE AND AFTER SNAPSHOTS ARE EXACTLY THE SAME ?!?
spigot: ALONG WITH EACH FRAME DURING THE MORPH ???
spigot: WELL THAT CAN MEAN ONLY ONE THING !!!
spigot: HOMPTH HURMPTH I WAS A COCKSUCKER THE WHOLE GOD DAMN TIME HURMPTH PURMPTHGLK |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #cocksucker #cocksucking-noises #dicksucking #spigot-solo #transformation #woodring-room-background |
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277 | 7/8/1999 | an announcement spigot: EVERYONE BE QUIET I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY !!!
spigot: ASFLKJDAS :FLSD :FSD:LIF :(W#UR) (
pants: I HEAR AND/OR OBEY |
pants spigot |
#announcement #bonequest-hi-fi #filler-panel #kill-yourself #pants-spigot #sfw #suicide #woodring-stairs-background |
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278 | 7/9/1999 | please find me a date deuce: HUHHUHUHUHUHUH CHUCK WOLLERY PLEASE FIND ME A DATE
deuce: GGHLGGHGLGHLGLGH OKAY HAVING SEX WITH CHUCK WOLLERY
deuce: I THINK I MADE A LOVE CONNECTION |
deuce |
#chuck-wollery #deuce-solo #sex #woodring-den-background |
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279 | 7/10/1999 | a moment spigot: FOLKS CAN WE HAVE JUST A MOMENT FOR HARVEY MILK AND FORMER GOVERNOR MOSCONE
spigot: HGLAUGHALUTGHALU
spigot: THLTHLTH
spigot: GLKGLKGLKGKLG
spigot: JEAN CHARLES YOU FOOL YOU HAVE LEFT GAY VOICEMAIL TO THE ENTIRE COMPANY |
spigot |
#beatles #bonequest-hi-fi #gay #george-moscone #harvey-milk #jean-charles #jesus #spigot-solo #voicemail #woodring-stairs-background |
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280 | 7/11/1999 | get a mop pants: YOU ARE EATING ALL THE TARMAC
deuce: THAT IS THE ONLY WAY I WILL BECOME STRONG (THINKING IT'S SPINACH)
pants: THE POOP DECK IS FULL AGAIN
deuce: GET A MOP (DO NOT PEE ON IT)
pants: I PROMISE NOTHING
: This is a true story. |
deuce pants |
#caption #deuce-pants #low-res #mop #mop-pissing #piss #poop-deck #popeye #tarmac #true-story #woodring-field-background |
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281 | 7/12/1999 | i will pants: I WILL DRUG YOU AND FUCK YOU
pants: WHAT
pants: YES I'LL HOLD |
pants |
#fuckbert #on-hold #pants-solo #rape #woodring-room-background |
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282 | 7/13/1999 | jedi master spigot: I'M A LIMPWRITHTED JEDI MATHTER UTHING THE FORTH |
spigot |
#mock-lisp #spigot-solo #star-wars #woodring-room-background |
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283 | 7/14/1999 | jesus pants: JESUS THE GAYNESS IS OVERWELMING
deuce: YOU WILL HAVE TO LEARN TO CONTROL IT OR YOU WILL NEVER SURVIVE IN THE WILD |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #gayness #jesus #typo #woodring-stairs-background |
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284 | 7/15/1999 | happen to me : TODAY'S EPISODE IS INVERTED FOR THE CHINESE
pants: ARE YOU AN 8 BALL CHICK
deuce: I WILL GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT
pants: HAPPEN TO ME
deuce: YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE A PART OF THE EQUATION, JUST A VICTIM |
deuce pants |
#caption #chinese #deuce-pants #filler-panel #inverted #nonstandard-title-panel #somber-deuce #woodring-field-background |
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285 | 7/16/1999 | lifetime: television for women spigot: LIFETIME:
spigot: TELEVISION FOR WOMEN
spigot: NOW HERE'S A BUNCH OF ADS FOR CLEANING PRODUCTS
spigot: BATTERED WOMEN'S SHELTERS
spigot: AND CREDIT CARDS
spigot: WITH PICTURES OF KITTY CATS !!!
spigot: WE NOW RETURN TO TWO FAT LADIES
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spigot |
#cats #dial-911 #fat #kitty #lifetime #mousehole #sfw #spigot-solo #women #woodring-room-background |
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286 | 7/17/1999 | Operation: Noble Anvil deuce: OPERATION NOBLE ANVIL ?!!?! FUCKING HOMOS ARE IN CHARGE OF THE MILITARY
deuce: BESIDES SHOULDN'T WE BE THE HAMMER ?!??!!? YOU UNEDUCATED MILITARY IDIOTS
spigot: I THINK THEY MEAN THEY ARE DROPPING AN ANVIL LIKE IN THE CARTOONS
spigot: YOU BUNCHED-UP COCKSUCKER
: Originally published February 29, 1999 |
deuce spigot |
#amirite #caption #cocksucker #deuce-spigot #dicklicking #february #nonexistent-date #woodring-field-background |
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287 | 7/18/1999 | surprise folks spigot: HOW ABOUT A FAT WISE INDIAN WOMAN WITH A DOT, BOBBING HER HEAD AROUND STRAIGHT INTO THE CAMERA OF A SOFT FOCUS SPRINT COMMERCIAL CLAIMING HER STAKE IN THE INTERNET GENERATION ??? SURPRISE FOLKS !!! NOBODY YAHOOS |
spigot |
#folks #high-res #indian #mountain-background #sfw #spigot-solo #sprint #typo #yahoo |
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288 | 7/19/1999 | Pachelbel deuce: WHO PUT ON THE PACHELBEL (THE GE SOFT LIGHTBULB SONG)
spigot: YES FOLKS WHEN YOU'RE EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD THE WORD SODOMY IS NEW AND FUNNY
deuce: MMMMM
spigot: PLEASE FUCKING CHOKE ON THESE TEN SHOTGUNS
deuce: T SPIGOT BUT SODOMY IS STILL FUNNY
deuce: T SPIGOT BUT IT IS MORE LIKE AN OLD SHOE RATHER THAN A NEW WORD
spigot: HANG AROUND THE LOSER NIN KLUB AND SEE HOW FUNNY IT IS
spigot: AND WHERE IS MY FUCKING BARELY LEGAL FOR APRIL
deuce: IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU ISN'T IT
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deuce spigot |
#anal #barely-legal #cult-of-the-dead-cow #deuce-spigot #folks #gun #nine-inch-nails #porn #sodomy #somber-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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289 | 7/20/1999 | pants and deuce like dick deuce: I LIKE DICK ????? DO YOU
pants: I DO
pants: HELLO OVER THERE
deuce: YOUR RESPONSE WAS LOST IN THE MOUNTAIN OF SPAM AND DOS ATTACKS
pants: HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME ??? HELLO ?!? [X] I LIKE DICK <--- SEE !!! I CHECKED THE BOX
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deuce pants |
#attack #checkbox #ddos #deuce-pants #dick #drunk-deuce #mountain #spam #woodring-stairs-background |
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290 | 7/21/1999 | ongoing coverage pants: JFK JR'S PLANE IS LATE!!!!
deuce: SO ANYONE WANT TO GET A NET AND FISH JFK, JR.'S BODY OUT OF THE WATER?!?!?
pants: ARRRRG THIS BE MARTHA'S BONEYARD
spigot: IS JFK RELATED TO THE KFC COLONEL
deuce: COVERED WITH PLANE FUEL AND PARTS OF HIS WIFE
pants: MAYBE THEY'LL NAME AN UNDERWATER AIRPORT AFTER HIM????
spigot: I SURE HOPE HE'S FINGER-LICKIN' SAFE!!!!!
spigot: JOHN F. KENNEDY JR. FOUND ALIVE, WEARY
spigot: YAY !!!!!
deuce: YAY !!!!!
pants: YAY !!!!!
spigot: JOHN F. KENNEDY JR. ASSASSINATED!!!!!! |
deuce pants spigot |
#airplane #current-events #despair-panel #deuce-pants-spigot #jfk #jfk-jr #woodring-stairs-background |
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291 | 7/22/1999 | a retraction spigot: SORRY FOLKS!!!!!!! NOT JOHN KENNEDY, JUST MTV'S KENNEDY !! SINCERELY CNN
spigot: NOW HERE'S AN ENDLESSLY CYCLING RECAP OF HER BRILLIANT CAREER
spigot: HERE'S ME WEARING THICK HORN-RIMMED GLASSES BECAUSE URBAN OUTFITTERS HAD A SALE
spigot: HERE'S ME BLOWING KURT LODER ON HIS PRIVATE YACHT
spigot: MY FIRST PAYCHECK !!! BIG SMILES
spigot: OOPS !!! UNEARTHED TAPE OF ME AND ED POWERS
spigot: HEY DID I EVER TELL YOU I WAS ALMOST ON LETTERMAN ?!?!?!
spigot: NO WONDER DANA PLATO OVERDOSED HERSELF |
spigot |
#big-smiles #blowjobs #cnn #david-letterman #drugs #ed-powers #folks #jfk #lisa-kennedy-montgomery #mtv #overdose #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background #yachts |
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292 | 7/23/1999 | paul is dead spigot: I AM THE PIE MAN
spigot: KOO KOO BUH DUH
spigot: DOES ORAL SEX COUNT AS GAY SEX
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spigot |
#beatles #gay #gay-theory #msg #oral-sex #pie #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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293 | 7/24/1999 | air force, navy, marines deuce: I SHOULD JOIN THE MILITARY !!!!
pants: AIR FORCE ??? NAVY ???? MARINES ?!??!!? TOO OLD WHAT THE
deuce: COAST GUARD ?!!?!? DICKLICKERS FORCE ?!?!??
pants: I WOULD GO WITH THE FORCE THING
spigot: I DON'T ACTUALLY WANT TO RUN AROUND !!! I JUST WANT TO SUCK THEM ALL OFF !!!
pants: LIKE A CHICKEN WITH ITS HEAD CUT OFF EXCEPT NOT ACTUALLY A HEADLESS CHICKEN
deuce: AND NOT EVEN REALLY RUNNING AROUND MORE LIKE JUST SITTING STILL TAKING THE DICKS EVERY WHICH WAY
pants: I FOLLOW |
deuce pants spigot |
#chicken #deuce-pants-spigot #deucegrin #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #military #woodring-room-background |
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294 | 7/25/1999 | re: porn spigot: RE: SISTA 4, THIS ONE WAS A WALL TO WALL WHORE EXTRAVAGANZA, ALL GIRLS AND CONSEQUENTLY LITTLE OR NO SPURT (JUST SALIVA)
deuce: T SPIGOT I SUPPOSE YOU'RE A SPURT MAN THEN
spigot: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
deuce: T SPIGOT WHICH GIRL IN SISTA 4 ARE YOU REFERRING TO
spigot: DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-likes-black-chicks #deuce-points #deuce-spigot #lesbian #mexico #plant #porn #sista #spurt #whore #woodring-field-background |
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295 | 7/26/1999 | RED ALERT pants: A GANG OF MOUTHS
pants: MAN THE BATTLESTATIONS, MEN
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pants |
#battlestations #mouth #no-fat-chicks #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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296 | 7/27/1999 | a shortcut through the bushes spigot: SO YOU SAY YOU'RE A 38 YEAR OLD WIRELESS COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT LIVING AND WORKING IN THE BAY AREA, WHO LOVES CATS AND ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SNURK HONK HUH LISTENING |
spigot |
#bay-area #bushes #honk #physical-comedy #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
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297 | 7/28/1999 | simply put deuce: DROWNING IN IT (PALMOLIVE)
spigot: THAT'S CLEVER |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drowning #mousehole #palmolive #woodring-room-background |
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298 | 7/29/1999 | sliders deuce: I AM THE BIGGEST SLIDERS FAN EVER
atandt: JESUS GOD I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE INTELLIGENT AGENT TECHNOLOGY IN OFFICE 2000
pants: DANCING PAPER CLIPS CHASING ME, FORCED TO RECANT MY EARLIER TESTIMONY
atandt: CLICK BEEP BOOP 1 MEG OF 2.6 GIGS INSTALL BEEP BEEP CLICK DELETE
deuce: NO I MEANT TO TYPE COCKS |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-pants #clippy #cocks #drunk-deuce #jesus #microsoft #sliders #woodring-stairs-background |
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299 | 7/30/1999 | SPOILERS AHEAD spigot: QUIET WHILE I READ TOM CLANCY'S FORCE OF POKING
spigot: SPOILERS !!!
spigot: I'M A FAG
deuce: T SPIGOT THAT'S NOT MUCH OF A SPOILER SIR |
deuce spigot |
#anal-fissure #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #fag #poking #sir #spoilers #tom-clancy #woodring-room-background |
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300 | 7/31/1999 | print that deuce: MOTHER COCK DICKS
atandt: CUT
atandt: PRINT THAT |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #cock #cut #dicks #mousehole #print-that #woodring-room-background |
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301 | 8/1/1999 | strong boner related crypto pants: STRONG BONER RELATED CRYPTO AT WORK HERE PEOPLE
pants: TRYING TO CRACK THE CODE (IE FIGURE OUT HOW THE STUPID 501 BLUEJEANS ZIPPER WORKS)
pants: THANK GOD FOR BUTTON FLY BLUHHHH DUH GLORMPTH
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pants |
#501-jeans #boner #cryptography #pants-fly #pants-solo #trousers #woodring-stairs-background #zipper |
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302 | 8/2/1999 | the prickalino deuce: THEY DISCOVERED A NEW PARTICLE TODAY: THE PRICKALINO !!!!!!!
pants: REALLY NOW
pants: WHAT ARE ITS NESTING HABITS
deuce: IT LIKES TO POKE AND PROD
pants: WELL THEN |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-presents #deuce-pants #jerkcity-presents #mousehole #nesting-habits #physics #poking #prickalino #prodding #science #supersymmetry #top-title #woodring-room-background |
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303 | 8/3/1999 | somebody's sucking :look: ANGRY EVERYBODY IS
deuce: GLHAGLHAG
pants: SOMEONE'S SUCKING
deuce: NOT ME GLHABLHBHGABHLLGH PASS THE KETCHUP GLABHGLHBGLHBL |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #caption #coy-pants #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #ketchup #woodring-field-background |
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304 | 8/4/1999 | escorts spigot: FOLKS LET'S SPEND BILLIONS TO GET ESCORT GIRLS OUT OF OUR NEIGHBORHOODS !!! AND MANDATORY AWARENESS SEMINARS FOR WOULD-BE CUSTOMERS WHO WE CAN SET UP AND BUST BY PRETENDING TO BE THOSE ESCORT GIRLS !!!
spigot: USA /USA |
spigot |
#despair-panel #folks #mousehole #pissdaddy #spigot-solo #sting #usa #usa-chant #whore #woodring-room-background |
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305 | 8/5/1999 | brown out spigot: A LITERAL BROWNOUT |
spigot |
#boner #brownout #hispanics #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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306 | 8/6/1999 | a little sick of poptarts deuce: I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED ABOUT THIS WHOLE SENDMAIL THING
spigot: A LITTLE SICK OF POPTARTS
deuce: I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY YOU SURE ATE ENOUGH
spigot: ONE MORE BOX OF APPLE JACKS AND THEN THAT'S PROBABLY ENOUGH
spigot: ARE YOU JENNA JAMESON BECAUSE I AM SERIOUSLY STIFF
deuce: I SWEAR I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO LEGAL OBLIGATION TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION |
deuce spigot |
#apple-jacks #blair-witch #deuce-spigot #deucegrin #fat #food #jenna-jameson #pop-tart #red-text #sendmail #spigot-points #stiffy #unix #woodring-stairs-background |
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307 | 8/7/1999 | the smell of schizophrenia pants: I WAN TOO GO TO JESA
pants: I WAN TOO GO WIV CRIEZ
pants: I CAN GO WIV JESA EF I AC RELL NIZE |
pants |
#goat #pants-solo #schizophrenia #silence-of-the-lambs #woodring-stairs-background |
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308 | 8/8/1999 | the political one : Groups fighting for drug legalization are also upset about a second portion of the Hatch-Feinstein bill. It creates another felony, punishable by up to 10 years in the federal pen, banning distribution "by any means" of information about "the manufacture or use of a controlled substance" if the recipient might use it to get high.
pants: HEY HERE'S A VALUABLE TIP: IF YOU WANT TO GET HIGH, TAKE DRUGS !!! NOW CAN I PLEASE GO TO PRISON OR POSSIBLY SOME MANNER OF UNCHARTED BOOT CAMP EXPERIENCE BRRRRR
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pants |
#crime #drugs #paint #pants-solo #politics #prison #prose #title-mismatch #woodring-den-background |
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309 | 8/8/1999 | argv spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO SUCK COCKS WITH A -R FOR RECURSIVE AND A -F TO BE FORCED !!!
pants: DON'T FORGET THE --QUEER (NOT TELLING WHAT THIS MEANS)
spigot: NOT INTERESTED IN THE -S OPTION |
pants spigot |
#cocksucking #despair-panel #hello-world #pants-spigot #queer #unix #woodring-room-background |
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310 | 8/9/1999 | the boner crisis: day 8 pants: THE BONER CRISIS: DAY EIGHT
pants: LET'S ALL LICK EIGHT DICKS
spigot: ARGGGGG !!! I HAVBE THESE PIECES OF EIGHT !!?
spigot: OR I THOUGHT I DID
spigot: HOLD
spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP
spigot: HURMPH CLATTER CLANK BONK URF SMASH CRASH SON OF A
spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP
spigot: OH RIGHT
spigot: THE PIECES OF EIGHT
spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP
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deuce pants spigot |
#boner #bonk #clomp #crisis #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #eight-dicks #hurmph #mousehole #onomatopoeia #physical-comedy #urf #woodring-room-background |
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311 | 8/10/1999 | hallmark : WE CAN PRICK & WE CAN POKE
: WE CAN FUCK & WE CAN CHOKE
: BUT THE BEST PART OF ALL
: HUGALUGAH TOILET SEX
deuce: I DO NOT SEE THE HALLMARK LOGO ON THE BACK GLHALGH OH MY GOD TRICKED AGAIN |
deuce pants |
#a-touch-of-class #bonequest-hd #bonequest-hi-fi #caption #card #deuce-pants #hallmark #hugalugah #poetry #toilet #woodring-stairs-background |
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312 | 8/11/1999 | 999999 spigot: TO CALCULATE HOW MANY DICKS I'VE LICKED YOU'D NEED ONE OF THOSE HILARIOUS WEB PAGE COUNTERS THAT KEEPS SPINNING AND FLIPPING OUT OF CONTROL WITH THE NUMBERS APPEARING TO RACE UPWARD TO INFINITY BUT REALLY ONLY GETTING TO 999999 BEFORE RESETTING TO 000000
pants: AS THE PACMAN DOES NEAR THE ENDGAME
spigot: I DON'T WATCH DOCTOR WHO YOU IDIOT
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pants spigot |
#dicklicking #dr-who #misinformation #nonstandard-title-panel #pacman #video-games #woodring-stairs-background |
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313 | 8/12/1999 | playing grab-ass pants: SOMEONE'S STIFF
spigot: THAT SOMEONE IS ME
.(plant): COCKS |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hd #cocks #pants-spigot #plant #special-guest #stiffy #thought #woodring-field-background |
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314 | 8/13/1999 | Waiting for Godot spigot: FOLKS I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR GODOT FOR A GOOD TEN-FIFTEEN MINUTES |
spigot |
#despair-panel #folks #godot #mountain-background #samuel-beckett #sfw #spigot-solo #waiting-for-godot |
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315 | 8/14/1999 | free advice atandt: FREE TIME ON YOUR HANDS? THINK DICK |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #dicks #woodring-field-background |
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316 | 8/15/1999 | the game of boggle spigot: ARE BUKAKKE AND PERQUACKY THE SAME TYPE DEAL
spigot: RE: ROLLING DICE WITH LETTERS AND TWO HUNDRED FAGS BEATING OFF ON MY FACE
deuce: THIS IS NOTHING LIKE BOGGLE
pants: LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OW |
deuce pants spigot |
#beating-off #boggle #bukkake #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #jerkcity-presents #lol #perquackey #physical-comedy #typo #woodring-stairs-background #word-games |
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317 | 8/16/1999 | lonely at the top deuce: IT'S LONELY ON THE TOP (OF THE SHIT PILE) |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #diamond #lonely-at-the-top #mountain-background #shit #shit-pile |
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318 | 8/17/1999 | an unlicked dick (part i of ii) spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT AN UNLICKED DICK IN THE NORTHWEST CORNER OF MY PANTS !!!
deuce: UHUHUHUH
pants: *
spigot: SOMEONE GET ON THE HORN TO C|NET
deuce: HOLY
pants: OH BOY
deuce: T PANTS SNAP TO IT PRIVATE DICKLICKER
pants: I'M ALL OVER THIS STAND BACK EVERYBODY HUGA GLUAG LAUG LAGUAL
: TO BE CONTINUED !!! |
deuce pants spigot |
#birthday-strip #caption #cnet #deuce-pants-spigot #dicklicking #private-dicklicker #series #to-be-continued #trousers #unlicked-dicks #woodring-field-background |
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319 | 8/18/1999 | an unlicked dick (part ii of ii) deuce: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
spigot: IT'S COMPLETELY UNLICKED OVER THERE !!!
pants: I TOOK AN OATH TO ROAM NEAR AND FAR, LICKING DICKS
deuce: WHAT THE CHRIST
spigot: JUST KIDDING IT WAS MY DICK THE WHOLE TIME AND WE'RE ALL OKAY
pants: HLUALAHGLAHLHAG
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deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #series #unlicked-dicks #woodring-stairs-background |
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320 | 8/19/1999 | hot pockets net: WELL I FINISHED THE LEFTOVER PONTILLOS PIZZA AND THE LEFTOVER FROZEN PIZZA AND NOW I'M GOING FOR THE PIZZA-FLAVORED CROISSANT POCKETS AND THEN ANYTHING REMOTELY SHAPED LIKE OR IN THE SAME ROOM AS PIZZA
deuce: HONK
deuce: I HAVE MY WANG STUCK IN A HOT POCKET SO SNAP IT UP MOTHERFUCKER
net: WAS THE HOT POCKET COOKED OR NO
deuce: I WILL GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #deucegrin #food #honk #hot-pocket #pizza #plant #wang #woodring-field-background |
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321 | 8/20/1999 | choir practice pants: ALL TOGETHER NOW
pants: HUGAOLGULAGALUGALUG
pants: ALGUALGUALGUALGUAGU
pants: ALGUALGUALGUALGUALGUALGUALG
spigot: CAN WE START AGAIN
spigot: ALGUAALGUALGUALGUALGUALGUALALGUALGUALGUALGUALGUALGUAL
spigot: SORRY ON YOUR COUNT
spigot: ONE
spigot: ALGUALGUALGUALGUALGUALG
spigot: OKAY SORRY
pants: OFFSIDES |
pants spigot |
#choir #grin-panel #huffy-pants #offsides #pants-spigot #singing #woodring-stairs-background |
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322 | 8/21/1999 | disconnect my doodle-dong spigot: DISCONNECT MY DOODLE-DONG
spigot: NOT GOING TO SAY BAD WORDS ANYMORE |
spigot |
#dong #pissing #spigot-solo #watch-the-profanity #woodring-stairs-background |
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323 | 8/22/1999 | the moon fell down the stairs deuce: HOW COME TONIGHT THE MOON IS ALL FULL WHEN YESTERDAY THE MOON WAS BRUISED AND REDDISH BEATEN LIKE A DATE GONE ALL BAD
pants: IT FELL DOWN THE STAIRS
deuce: THE MOON WAS PUSHED |
deuce pants |
#deuce-spigot #domestic-violence #filler-panel #green-cheese #moon #mousehole #mouth-panel #stairs #violence #woodring-room-background |
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324 | 8/23/1999 | a fireside chat deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE WORST PART ABOUT LICKING DICK ?!?!?!
deuce: PISSING BLOOD |
deuce |
#angry-panel #blood #deuce-solo #dicklicking #piss #woodring-field-background |
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325 | 8/24/1999 | you start deuce: LET'S TALK ABOUT DICKS NOW (BECAUSE WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THAT)
atandt: YOU START
deuce: MMM DICK
atandt: I AGREE
atandt: THAT WASN'T MUCH OF A DISCUSSION
deuce: IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOU'RE BEREFT OF LBHALBHGLBHALBHG
deuce: HOLY GOD THERE THEY ARE
deuce: GLHBLHGBLHAG BLHGBLGH BLHGBLGHB
deuce: THE DICKS, THE DICKS |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #bonequest-hi-fi #dicks #drunk-deuce #holy-god #mmm #the-dicks #woodring-stairs-background |
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326 | 8/25/1999 | trying to fist myself (a progress report) spigot: TRYING TO FIST MYSELF AND FAILING
spigot: TRYING AGAIN
spigot: SOME SUCCESS
|
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #disney #fisting #masturbation #self-fisting #some-success #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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327 | 8/26/1999 | a scene from a movie pants: NOT NOW
pants: NOT EVER
pants: YOU ARE DEAD TO ME LIKE JUANITO |
pants |
#blood-in-blood-out #disowned #juanito #pants-solo #prose #title-mismatch #woodring-stairs-background |
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328 | 8/27/1999 | fucking shut up spigot: FUNNY THING HAPPENED IN THE BIG STALL JUST BEFORE I CAME OUT HERE
spigot: SO I'M SUCKIN' AWAY AT THIS GUY'S DICK RIGHT
spigot: HE REACHES OVER AND CLOCKS ME SQUARE IN THE CHOPS
spigot: SO I CAN'T HELP IT AND I CLAMP DOWN MY QUEER MOUTH
spigot: SO I FIGURE I'LL CALM HIM DOWN AND I PULL OUT SOME JUDY BLUME BOOKS
pants: FUCKING SHUT UP
spigot: JUST A LITTLE IMPROMPTU OPEN READING, FIRST BLUBBER THEN SUPERFUDGE
spigot: OKAY LOOKS LIKE MY TIME'S UP
pants: GET THE HOOK
pants: SHOW US YOUR TITS
spigot: I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK
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pants spigot |
#big-stall #clamping #dicksucking #fucking-shut-up #judy-blume #literature #pants-spigot #shut-up #violence #woodring-field-background |
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329 | 8/27/1999 | win/win dick: T DEUCE WANNA WIFE SWAP ??? BUT SINCE NEITHER ONE OF US IS MARRIED WE CAN JUST SUCK EACH OTHER OFF AND PRETEND
deuce: T DICK I DO NOT SEE HOW EITHER OF US COULD LOSE OUT WITH THAT ARRANGEMENT
|
deuce dick |
#cocksucking #dick-deuce #wife-swap #woodring-stairs-background |
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330 | 8/28/1999 | god and the hubble telescope spigot: SITTING AT THE BUS STOP CALCULATING HOW TO DIVIDE $5.00 IN QUARTERS BETWEEN PORNO BOOTHS & SNICKERS
deuce: HOLY CHRISTABLES
spigot: ONLY GOD AND THE HUBBLE TELESCOPE KNOW WHAT I'M BEATING OFF TO
deuce: ALSO THOSE CIA SPY SATELLITES |
deuce spigot |
#christables #cia #deuce-spigot #deucegrin #hubble #porn #quarters #snickers #spy-satellites #telescope #typo #woodring-stairs-background |
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331 | 8/29/1999 | hi guys (featuring adolf hitler) hitler: HI GUYS
deuce: DAMMIT WHO LET HITLER IN
hitler: I'M HITLER
hitler: PLAY WITH MY BALLS
pants: WE'D BETTER DO AS DER FUHRER SAYS
hitler: I'M HITLER
atandt: T HITLER DID THAT GUY ONLY HAVE ONE BALL OR WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THAT
hitler: I'M HITLER
hitler: PLAY WITH MY BALLS
hitler: NONE OF YOU ARE LISTENING !!! EINER CLAMPEN !!! I AM LEAVING FOREVER
pants: YOU KNOW WHAT ?!?!?!? I DON'T THINK WE'VE SEEN THE LAST OF HIM |
atandt deuce hitler pants |
#atandt-deuce-pants #ball-of-hitler #bonequest-hd #drunk-deuce #hitler #mousehole #special-guest #woodring-room-background |
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332 | 8/30/1999 | warning pants: WARNING ON LIGHTER: KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN
pants: HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO GET HIGH
pants: I WILL HOLD THE LIGHTER FOR THEM
pants: GROW UP AND PUT THE BONG IN YOUR MOUTH YOU GODDAMN BABY
spigot: I'LL REALLY GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO SMOKE DOPE ABOUT
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pants spigot |
#bong #child-abuse #japan #lighter #pants-spigot #warning #woodring-stairs-background |
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333 | 8/31/1999 | take the queer quiz spigot: (A) I LIKE TO SHOOT THINGS
spigot: (B) I LIKE TO SMASH THINGS
spigot: (C) I LIKE TO SUCK THINGS |
spigot |
#multiple-choice #queer #shooting #smashing #spigot-solo #sucking #woodring-stairs-background |
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334 | 9/1/1999 | mumbo jumbo spigot: I'D LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS PORN VIDEO
spigot: IT'S GOT NO JERKOFFABLE GIRLS
spigot: OR HOWEVER YOU SAY IT
spigot: I DON'T KNOW ALL THE LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO |
spigot |
#grin-panel #jerking-off #jerkoffable #legalese #mumbo-jumbo #porn #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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335 | 9/2/1999 | if the whole world licks dick in unison deuce: IF THE WHOLE WORLD LICKS DICK IN UNISON WOULD ANYONE BE ABLE TO HEAR IT ?!?? OR WOULD IT ALL JUST CANCEL OUT
spigot: I WILL ANSWER THAT QUESTION BY DRAGGING A STACK OF GAY PORN ONTO A DESKTOP PRINTER AND GOING HOME FOR THE WEEKEND
deuce: GLHGALHGAHLAG
spigot: THE ANSWER IS WE NEED MORE TONER AND SOMETHING IS JAMMED
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deuce spigot |
#cocksucking-noises #deuce-spigot #dicklicking #koan #paper-jam #philosophy #porn #printer #woodring-field-background |
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336 | 9/3/1999 | the lab spigot: HERE IN THE LAB WE'RE DEVELOPING ARTIFICIALLY INTELLIGENT COCKS THAT SUCK THEMSELVES AND ALSO EACH OTHER
spigot: HOLY GOD THE EXPERIMENT IS OUT OF CONTROL |
deuce pants spigot |
#artificial-intelligence #cocksucking #deuce-pants-spigot #deucegrin #experiment #grin-panel #science #self-sucking #silent-character #woodring-field-background |
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337 | 9/4/1999 | init 6 ozone: MAESTRO 113# /USR/AMANDA/JT -U ? XC0D610 ZC0D610: UNLOADED CARTRIDGE TO ZLOT ? BUT THE FILEZ WEREN'T OPEN (CV1): UNIT 0, REVISION 3. 8543515 BYTES RECEIVED IN 10.5 SECONDS (461904 BYTES/S) WONDER WHY ALL THE 4.4 DERIVED CLIENTZ GIVE BYTES/S REWRITE NAMED IN PERL /HOME/FTP/MN (ZIMILAR TO /HOME/WEB/NM) DOMAIN NIZ.COM NOT BOUND RPC FAILURE - CLNTUDP_CREATE()(TTYQ10) [ SUN SEP 14 20:18:00 ] THE SOFTWARE INSTALLED ON THIS SYSTEM HAS EXISTING CONFLICTZ. EXIT ALLOWED BECAUZE "RULEZOVERRIDE" OPTION IS ZET. *** LINE NOT FOUND ERR CAUTION! THIZ FILE CONTAINS CRITICAL KERNEL STATS '/PCI01F,4000/IDE03/ATA00.0" 0 "ATA" HPP sunv,HPP PN SUNV.PN ROOTNEX CPU-UNIT ROOTNEX IN-UNIT DBRI SUNV.DBRID SUNV, |
ozone |
#bonequest-hi-fi #ozone-solo #perl #sfw #unix #woodring-stairs-background |
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338 | 9/5/1999 | chinese food spigot: I AM LATE FOR MY 2:00 AM BONGHIT
spigot: THAT BONG IS GOING TO BE STEAMED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: SPEAKING OF ORDERING CHINESE FOOD
spigot: BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP
spigot: FONG DONG NUMBER TWO!!!
spigot: CHONG BONG THREE AND FOUR!!!!
spigot: LICKY DICKY AND CHOPPY STICKY!!!!!
pants: HGLBHGLBURHLBHLRUB
spigot: SAY WHAT
pants: HALGHALUGHALUBHALUGH
spigot: WELL WHAT NUMBER IS THIS |
pants spigot |
#beep-boop-boop-beep-beep-boop-beep #bonequest-hd #bong #chinese-food #dicklicking #dongchongery-and-fongbongery #marijuana #multiple-backgrounds #pants-spigot #rhyming #telephone #telephony #woodring-room-background #woodring-stairs-background |
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339 | 9/6/1999 | an important but subtle point pants: MY FACE
spigot: ALL OF OUR FACES, I SUGGEST TO YOU
deuce: I SUBMIT THAT SPIGOT HAS AN IMPORTANT BUT SUBTLE POINT |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #face #poo #sfw #subtlety #suggesting-all-of-our #white-background |
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340 | 9/7/1999 | porn star word association deuce: VICTORIA PARIS
spigot: FAT FACE, LEGS, BOOBS, ETC AND BORING SUCKING SKILLS
deuce: JEANNETTE LITTLEDOVE
spigot: VANISHED
deuce: SAVANNAH
spigot: DECEASED
deuce: ASHLEY GERE
spigot: YAWN
deuce: ADARA MICHAELS
spigot: BORING AND PENTHOUSE
deuce: SAMANTHA STRONG
spigot: SCREAMY AND FAT
deuce: TERI WEIGEL
spigot: CONCERNED FOR MY SAFETY |
deuce spigot |
#adara-michaels #ashlyn-gere #deuce-spigot #jannette-littledove #mousehole #porn #samantha-strong #savannah #teri-weigel #typo #victoria-paris #woodring-room-background |
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341 | 9/8/1999 | not gay spigot: I LOVE GIRLS EVERYONE
spigot: I'M STRAIGHT
spigot: HATING FAGS RIGHT NOW
spigot: I'LL BE RIGHT BACK
spigot: MMM HURR LOVING DICK
spigot: NOT GAY PEOPLE
deuce: T SPIGOT I GOT YOUR MAIL AND CAME AS SOON AS I COULD |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #hurr #not-gay #woodring-field-background |
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342 | 9/9/1999 | the children spigot: THE CHILDREN
spigot: OUR MOST PRECIOUS RESOURCE
spigot: HURRRRRRR LITERALLY TOO FAT TO PUSH AND PUNCH THE JOYPAD |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #fatness #sfw #spigot-solo #video-games #woodring-stairs-background |
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343 | 9/10/1999 | lunch deuce: HEY LET'S GO TO LUNCH TOGETHER AND SLAP EACH OTHER'S DICKS WITH CHOPSTICKS
spigot: THAT'S RACIST |
deuce spigot |
#chinese-food #chopsticks #deuce-spigot #dicks #drunk-deuce #woodring-room-background |
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344 | 9/11/1999 | initiation rituals spigot: P.S. WHEN I COME BACK I'D LIKE TO BE CALLED "G DOGG"
spigot: BECAUSE i WILL HAVE JOINED A GANG
spigot: T PANTS WITH SOME VERY ODD TOILET-RELATED INITIATION RITUALS
spigot: HOLY CHRISTABLES I'LL BET THEY'RE NOT A GANG
spigot: MAN AM I PISSED WITH JIZZY J.
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spigot |
#christables #gang #jizz #piss #spigot-solo #toilet #woodring-stairs-background |
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345 | 9/12/1999 | gay under the sink pants: BE GAY WITH ME NOW
pants: HERE UNDER THE SINK
pants: I WILL TIE A SPONGE TO THE PIPES SO WHEN YOU BANG YOUR HEAD IT HURTS LESS
pants: PELEASE DO NOT EAT THE DISHWASHER DETERGENT
pants: STOP PLAYING WITH THE ANT POISON AND PAY ATTENTION TO MY ATTENTIONABLES
pants: LOVE ME HULRHLGHGLUHGLUHGULG
pants: *BONK* OW OW OW
pants: I SHOULD HAVE TIED THAT SPONGE UP THERE
deuce: SEVEN WAYS FROM DONGDAY |
deuce pants |
#be-gay-with-me #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #jerkcity-presents #pants-under-the-sink #physical-comedy #woodring-room-background |
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346 | 9/13/1999 | hereby ejected pants: DICKS: DEAD OR ALIVE ???
pants: THEY HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF ATOMS
deuce: BUT YET SOMETHING IS LOST
pants: NOT REALLY
deuce: YOU ARE HEREBY EJECTED FROM THIS COURSE
pants: I COULD TEACH THIS COURSE WITH ONE HAND TIED BEHIND MY HAULGHULAHULAGH
pants: EXCUSE ME I HAVE A CALL COMING IN HUALGHAHLGUAUHLGAG OH GOD |
deuce pants |
#atoms #death #despair-panel #deuce-pants #dicks #drunk-deuce #somber-deuce #woodring-room-background |
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347 | 9/14/1999 | shit with your heart deuce: BUT I JUST TOOK A SHIT HOW COULD I NEED TO GO AGAIN ??
spigot: ACTUALLY CONCENTRATE ON THE TOILET INSTEAD OF READING OR BEATING OFF????
spigot: SHIT WITH YOUR HEART AND NOT JUST YOUR DUMB ASS
deuce: SNIFF
deuce: BUT
deuce: FURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP UNCONTROLLABLE DIARRHEA
spigot: NONE OF THAT EVEN MADE IT IN THE BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: MY KITTY |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #diarrhea #drunk-deuce #kitty #shit #somber-deuce #spurting #toilet #woodring-room-background |
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348 | 9/15/1999 | the dick checkout counter deuce: HOLY CHRIST I'M GAY
deuce: HELLO PEOPLE GAY
net: GAY?
deuce: THAT'S THE ONE
net: I'LL TAKE TWO BUCKETS
deuce: BRING THEM HERE
net: YOU ARE THE DICK CHECKOUT COUNTER????
deuce: BRING THEM HERE
net: THIS ONE DOESN'T HAVE A PRICE TAG
deuce: BRING IT
net: CLEANUP ON AISLE 4 |
deuce net |
#christ #deuce-net #deucegrin #dicks #drunk-deuce #gay #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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349 | 9/16/1999 | bounced czechs deuce: YOU ARE CLEARLY A CZECH
spigot: EMAIL ME IF YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT MY CRAZY NEW WEB COMIC CALLED BOUNCED CZECHS!!!!!!!
spigot: TURNS OUT THE PARAGUAN SUBMILITARY ARE ALL FURRY RACCOON-LIKE CREATURES
spigot: WITH OFFBEAT PERSONALITIES!!!!!
spigot: BUT DON'T LET THEIR CUTENESS FOOL YOU!!!!
spigot: TOON IN EACH MONDAY!!!!!!!!!
spigot: THEN MY HEAD IN THE CUISINART
pants: LEGGO MY PRICKO |
deuce pants spigot |
#czech #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #monday #paraguay #prick #raccoon #webcomic |
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350 | 9/17/1999 | branches cracking in the distance pants: PEDIR-LHE PENIS
net: UM PENIS E' DENTRO DE MIM
pants: NO'S SOMOS BLOQUEADOS DE ALGUM MODO
net: EU OUC,O PASSOS
pants: FILIAIS QUE RACHAM NA DISTA^NCIA
net: NENHUM HOMEM E' URINATING EM E.U. |
net pants |
#net-pants #poo #portugese #woodring-field-background |
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351 | 9/18/1999 | holy god (part 1 of 3) deuce: GOODNIGHT SAIGON
spigot: GOODNIGHT MOON
spigot: GOODNIGHT NUTS
spigot: GOODNIGHT FAT GUY AT THE END OF THE
spigot: HOLY GOD
spigot: MURPH BURPH
pants: DO YOU NEED SOME HELP IN THERE
spigot: I'M FINE NO
pants: NO I THINK YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE OF SOME SORT
pants: STRUGGLING WITH THE LOCK
: TO BE CONTINUED
|
deuce pants spigot |
#billy-joel #caption #goodnight-moon #holy-god #huffy-pants #lock #moon #nuts #pants-spigot #saigon #series #to-be-continued #toilet-antics #woodring-stairs-background |
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352 | 9/19/1999 | holy god (part 2 of 3) spigot: SERIOUSLY FINE IN HERE
spigot: STAY OUT
pants: KNOCKING LOUDLY HERE
spigot: RRRRRRRRR
spigot: OUT IN A MINUTE
pants: YOU REALLY NEED SOMEBODY TO WATCH OVER YOU IN THERE
spigot: OCCUPIED
pants: THERE'S ROOM FOR ONE MORE COME ON
pants: STUPID LOCK
spigot: I AM ASKING YOU NICELY TO PLEASE STAY OUT
pants: I AM DEMANDING TO BE LET INSIDE PLEASE
spigot: OKAY ON THE COUNT OF THREE YOU COME IN AND I GET OUT (NO EYE CONTACT)
: TO BE CONTINUED |
pants spigot |
#caption #holy-god #huffy-pants #lock #pants-spigot #series #stall #stall-bamming #to-be-continued #toilet-antics #woodring-field-background |
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353 | 9/20/1999 | holy god (part 3 of 3) pants: I'M IMPATIENT AND THEREFORE STANDING ON THE URINAL TO PEEK OVER
spigot: DON'T LOOK AT MY GAY LITTLE LEGS
pants: OKAY THE URINAL IT TURNS OUT WAS SLICK WITH URINE AND I HAVE FALLEN ON THE COLD TILE
spigot: GET YOUR HEAD OUT FROM UNDERNEATH MY PARTITION
spigot: I AM TRYING TO USE THE TOILET AND I FIND YOUR ANTICS DISCONCERTING
pants: I'M TRYING TO HELP
pants: HELP ME UP OFF THE FLOOR AND INTO THE STALL WITH YOU
pants: I'M A BIG FAGGY RAG DOLL
spigot: NONE OF THIS WAS IN THE BROCHURE
|
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hd #caption #faggy #gay-little-legs #holy-god #pants-spigot #series #tile-floor #toilet-antics #woodring-stairs-background |
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354 | 9/21/1999 | kick lick love duh spigot: IS THAT DRUNK FAT MAN IN THE GUTTER HARRY KNOWLES????????
spigot: HEY MAN YOU THE GUY WHO USED TO DO AIN'T IT COOL NEWS ???????????
spigot: WHOMP WHAM JAB BOOT
pants: AND NEXT TO HIM WHY IT'S MATT DRUDGE
spigot: WHAT A SCOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *FOMP* FLASH
spigot: KICK
spigot: LICK
pants: LOVE
spigot: DUH |
pants spigot |
#drudge #internet-celebrity #jerkcity-presents #mousehole #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
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355 | 9/22/1999 | magnificent desolation spigot: SO LET'S ALL GO TO THE MOON AND LICK DICK!!! RIGHT THIS WAY !!!
pants: FOLLOWING
deuce: YOU KEEP SAYING WE'LL GO TO THE MOON BUT IT NEVER HAPPENS
deuce: QUITE FRANKLY I DON'T THINK HUMANKIND (ESPECIALLY FAGS) WILL EVER LEAVE THE ATMOSPHERE
pants: THIS AREA IS WHITE AND SPACELIKE BUT IT IS CLEARLY THE JOHN AND NOT THE LUNAR LANDSCAPE YOU PROMISED
spigot: HIT SPACE TO THRUST |
deuce pants spigot |
#cocksucking #deuce-pants-spigot #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #fags #lunar-lander #moon #thrust #woodring-stairs-background |
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356 | 9/23/1999 | a message to gay aliens spigot: STANDING ON A CHAIR AND BEATING OFF, HOPING THE VIBRATIONS RESONATE THROUGH OUR INTERGALACTIC COMMUNITY AND BROADCAST A MESSAGE TO GAY ALIENS (OR AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM "MEXICANS")
deuce: NO I THINK YOU'RE THINKING OF THE EUROPEANS (ANYONE FROM EUROPE REALLY)
spigot: I THINK I KNOW HOW TO REFER TO THE COCKS I SUCK THANK YOU VERY FUCKING MUCH
spigot: (TURNING AROUND AND ERASING SOMETHING IN A NOTEBOOK, SCRIBBLING IN WHATEVER YOU SAID) |
deuce spigot |
#aliens #beating-off #cocks #cocksucking #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #europeans #mexicans #woodring-room-background |
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357 | 9/24/1999 | my new porn deuce: HOW COME I HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED TO JERK OFF TO MY NEW PORN ?!?!?!? A DILEMMA (ALSO AN ANALEMA) |
deuce |
#analemma #astronomy #deuce-solo #dilemma #porn #science #typo #woodring-field-background |
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358 | 9/25/1999 | NICK PISSPIG pants: /NICK PIGLET
spigot: G G G GHOSTS
pants: /NICK PISSPIG
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pants spigot |
#coy-pants #ghosts #irc #pants-spigot #piss #pisspigs #woodring-stairs-background |
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359 | 9/26/1999 | nuts net: I AM PART OF THE COMMITTEE FOR PLACING NUTS ON TOP OF OTHER NUTS
net: YOU HAVE MY PERSONAL GUARANTEE OF SAFETY AND/OR SATISFACTION
net: CMON PUT 'EM RIGHT HERE
net: SOMEDAY THAT LINE WILL WORK |
net |
#filler-panel #monty-python #net-solo #nuts #woodring-stairs-background |
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360 | 9/27/1999 | the pringles spigot: EVERY TIME I REACH INTO THE CAN THE PRINGLES ARE FARTHER AWAY ???
spigot: IS THIS SOME SORT OF QUANTUM TUBULAR PHENOMENON ?!?
spigot: MY FIST IS GETTING SQUISHED INTO SPAGHETTI HERE !!!
deuce: MOOSH IT ALL AROUND LIKE IT'S PASGHETTI
net: IT IS BEST TO TEAR THE CAN TO BITS RIGHT WHEN YOU OPEN IT
net: YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO EAT THEM ALL ANYWAY
spigot: IF I REACH DOWN DEEP ENOUGH I'LL BE BACK IN TIME BEFORE I EVEN OPENED THEM AND I WILL HAVE LOTS !!!
spigot: I HOPE I DON'T CUT MYSELF ON THE LID !!!
deuce: YOU ARE CLEARLY TRAVELLING FASTER THAN LIGHT !!!
spigot: WHAT IS THE NUMBER TO 911 |
deuce net spigot |
#deuce-net-spigot #dial-911 #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #ftl #injury #pringles #quantum #science #sfw #spaghetti #spaghettification #woodring-stairs-background |
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361 | 9/28/1999 | shut up nuts spigot: SOMEBODY BETTER TELL MY NUTS TO SHUT UP
spigot: STOP TALKING
spigot: SHUT UP NUTS SERIOUSLY PEOPLE ARE LOOKING
spigot: I WILL NOT
spigot: SHUT UP
spigot: NO YOU DO
spigot: YOU DO
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spigot |
#algernon #bonequest-hi-fi #bonghit #nuts-of-spigot #shut-up #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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362 | 9/29/1999 | comet atandt: COMET
atandt: IT MAKES YOU VOMIT
atandt: SO HAVE SOME COMET
atandt: AND VOMIT
atandt: TODAY |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #bonequest-hi-fi #comet #rhyming #vomit #woodring-stairs-background |
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363 | 9/30/1999 | some times pants: SOMETIMES I THINK BACK ON MY FARTS |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #farts #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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364 | 10/1/1999 | toilet deuce: WHERE'S THE TOILET
deuce: I AM STILL WAITING FOR AN ANSWER
pants: A FISTFUL OF DONGS
deuce: THE NEXT TIME YOU HANG A MAN MAKE SURE HE'S HLUG AHAGHLAG HLAHU
spigot: I TOO HAVE QUESTIONS WITH REGARD TO THE TOILET
spigot: WHEN CAN I LEAVE, CAN YOU PLEASE GET OFF ME
spigot: ET. AL. |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #dongs #drunk-deuce #funloving-nonsense #hanging #toilet #woodring-stairs-background |
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365 | 10/2/1999 | in tongues spigot: VI MY FACE
atandt: VI ~SPIGOT/FACE
atandt: RM ~SPIGOT/NUTS
spigot: MKDIR DUH
spigot: CD DUH
spigot: LICK DICK PRICK STICK SPICK HOO BLUH DUH
spigot: EXIT
atandt: WHAT FINE ROUND BALLS YOU HAVE
spigot: SLAP THEM |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #dicklicking #genital-mutilation #mousehole #nuts-of-spigot #rhyming #unix #vi #woodring-room-background |
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366 | 10/3/1999 | grrlz harriet: LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW WE NEED 90 DOLLARS TO DO OUR DRYCLEANING
harriet: OOPS, CAN'T PAY THE PHONE BILL BETTER CHARGE SOME CLOTHES
harriet: THIS BASE REALLY BRINGS OUT HOW HARD MATH IS FOR ME
harriet: THIS FLOWERY PERFUME SURE IS NICE, WISH I WERE A MAN SO I COULD AFFORD IT
harriet: IT'S SAD THAT ALL I HAVE TO OFFER IS A MOUTH
harriet: MAYBE THESE BIRTH CONTROL PILLS WILL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER
harriet: I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SO SAD
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harriet |
#birth-control #credited-woman #harriet-solo #laundry #math #mousehole #mouth #woodring-room-background |
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367 | 10/4/1999 | 100,000 pyramid spigot: UH
spigot: UH
spigot: THINGS THAT ARE BLUE
spigot: THINGS YOU SUCK ON
spigot: UH
spigot: THINGS YOU PUT IN YOUR MOUTH
spigot: PASS
deuce: THINGS THAT CHOKE YOU AND TURN YOU BLUE
deuce: THINGS THAT FORCE YOU TO SUCK THEM AFTER YOU ARE UNCONSCIOUS
spigot: I SAID I WOULD PASS
spigot: YOU'RE COSTING ME THE ENTIRE $100,000 PYRAMID |
deuce spigot |
#20000-dollar-pyramid #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-spigot #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #grin-panel #mousehole #pyramid #woodring-room-background |
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368 | 10/5/1999 | squirt booth spigot: WILL JENNA JAMESON HAVE A SQUIRT BOOTH AT THE LILITH FAIR
deuce: SHE WILL JUST BLEND IN WITH ALL THE OTHER BLONDE BIG BOOBED BORINGS |
deuce spigot |
#blonde #deuce-spigot #diss #jenna-jameson #lilith-fair #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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369 | 10/6/1999 | the next morning spigot: I'VE GOT TO COMB MY HAIR AND LEAVE THE STALL LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOBODY IS STARING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#i-shit-prostate-blood #spigot-solo #stall #woodring-room-background |
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370 | 10/7/1999 | proof positive deuce: IF WE TOUCH DICKS WILL THERE BE AN ARC
pants: ZZZZZZZZZZZZT
deuce: PROOF POSITIVE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #edited #electricity #inverted #physics #science #woodring-den-background |
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371 | 10/8/1999 | cranberry lemonade spigot: FOLKS IT TURNS OUT NANTUCKET CRANBERRY LEMONADE BOTTLECAPS ARE JUST WIDE ENOUGH
spigot: TO FALL DOWN INTO THE BONG
spigot: AND CREATE A TIGHT SEAL
spigot: WHICH CAN ONLY BE RELEASED WITH A LONG PENCIL!!!!!
spigot: OR CHOPSTICK
spigot: CAREFUL OF THE SPLOOSH!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: IN YOUR FUCKING IDIOT FACE!!!!!!!
|
spigot |
#bong #bottlecap #chopstick #face #filler-panel #folks #mousehole #onomatopoeia #pencils #problem-solving #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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372 | 10/9/1999 | star maps pants: IT IS CALLED A MOUTH AND IT IS LOCATED ON MY FACE
pants: DO I NEED TO BUY YOU A STAR MAP
deuce: I AM AN ASTROGATOR SECOND DEGREEGLHGALHABLHUBGLHUBAHLUABLHUGBALHBLHUAB |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #face #limp-bizkit #mouth #mouth-of-pants #star-map #woodring-stairs-background |
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373 | 10/10/1999 | what would christ do spigot: WHAT WOULD CHRIST DO
pants: HE WOULD MAKE AN O OF HIS MOUTH AND GO ABOUT HIS BUSINESS |
pants spigot |
#christ #god #jesus #mousehole #mouth #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
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374 | 10/11/1999 | me again atandt: SO THE GUY WHO SITS NEXT TO ME AT WORK FOUND A SOMEONE ON EBAY AUCTIONING 2-PLY TOILET PAPER SQUARES AT $0.99/SQUARE. SO HE ORDERED ONE SQUARE. TOTAL WAS $1.64. HE RECEIVED IT TODAY, BUT IT WAS 1-PLY SO HE REQUESTED A REFUND. HE'S NOW RECEIVED HIS REFUND. |
atandt |
#anachronism #atandt-solo #covid-19 #ebay #mousehole #toilet-paper #woodring-room-background |
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375 | 10/12/1999 | bark pants: BARK
pants: BARK BARK
pants: BARK BARK BARK BARK
pants: BARK BARK BARK
pants: BARK BARK
pants: BARK BARK BARK
pants: BARK BARK BARK BARK
pants: SHUT UP |
pants |
#bark #bonequest-hi-fi #dog #pants-solo #repetition #sfw #shut-up #woodring-room-background |
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376 | 10/12/1999 | a dollop deuce: LLHLHLHLHLHLHLH I AM THE GREATEST COCKSUCKER EVER TO GRACE THIS GOD'S EARTH
pants: A DOLLOP PLEASE (NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS) |
deuce pants |
#cocksucker #deuce-pants #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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377 | 10/13/1999 | perl spigot: PERL CAN HELP ME ITERATE OVER THE COCKS IN A GIVEN STALL, MARK EACH AS SUCKED OR UNSUCKED AND SORT THEM BY LENGTH. THEN I CAN BE GAY WITH PISS AND GO HOME AND TAKE A NAP |
spigot |
#canada #cocks #cocksucking #gay-with-piss #perl #piss #spigot-solo #stall #woodring-field-background |
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378 | 10/14/1999 | slumber party spigot: YOU'RE CORDIALLY INVITED...
spigot: (OPEN CARD)
spigot: TO SUCK COCK
pants: WHAT WILL I WEAR |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hd #cocksucking #invitation #pants-spigot #slumber-party #woodring-stairs-background |
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379 | 10/15/1999 | time out pants: PRICKS
pants: SUCK 'EM OR STUFF 'EM
pants: ATANDT
atandt: SUCK 'EM
pants: WRONG
pants: DEUCE
atandt: TIME OUT
pants: I SAID WRONG AND FUCK YOU AND WE'RE ON TO DEUCE
atandt: WAIT
deuce: MOM |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fuck-you #mom #multiple-choice #pricks #time-out #woodring-stairs-background |
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380 | 10/16/1999 | dumb it on down spigot: THE ABSENCE OF A DEFINITE ARTICLE IN THE GERUND PHRASE OF THAT SENTENCE MEANS THAT AS A RESULT OF A DANGLING PARTICIPLE IT'S NOT TOTALLY CLEAR HOW MUCH DICK I HAVE TO SUCK DURING THE HOLIDAYS
pants: DUMB IT DOWN A LITTLE I'M WORKING HERE |
pants spigot |
#dick #dicksucking #gerund #grammar #holiday #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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381 | 10/17/1999 | phobes deuce: HAVE A VERY BERRY CHRISTMAS
deuce: GET IT
deuce: IT SOUNDS LIKE MERRY BUT IT IS IN FACT A DIFFERENT WORD
deuce: WORDS THAT SOUND ALIKE BUT HAVE DIFFERENT MEANINGS ARE CALLED HOMOPHOBES |
deuce |
#christmas #deuce-solo #filler-panel #grammar #grin-panel #homophobes #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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382 | 10/18/1999 | two times seven times six equals three pants: LET'S FORM A RAP SUPER GROUP
pants: AND SING ABOUT EDUCATION AND MATH
pants: WE'LL MAKE LEARNING FUN FOR INNER-CITY SOCIOPATHS
spigot: A PTHH A PUTHHH RAPPIN BOUT MATH
spigot: YES INDEED
spigot: TWO TIMES SEVEN TIMES SIX IS THREE
spigot: BREAKIN'
spigot: URF HURF
spigot: BEATIN' THE WIFE LEAVES NO REMAINDER
spigot: TWO RAPES GOES INTO HOW MANY YEARS
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pants spigot |
#bong #education #filler-panel #grin-panel #huffing #math #pants-spigot #rap #rape #woodring-stairs-background |
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383 | 10/19/1999 | gasping deuce: I'VE GOT WESSONALITY
deuce: HOLY HURRRRRRRRRR BHADBVLAHKR FVADH DFUBDFLBHDF
deuce: BDFK;JBBJDAJKLBJL;DJKBDFJKBJK;FJDBJLSA
deuce: GASPING FOR AIR
deuce: BHABSDFBKADFBL BHADKLB DFBJDLBK DBJ DFB
deuce: CALL THE POLICE THIS IS HURRRRRRRRRRRR
deuce: BUMP BUMP BUMP FFFFFFFFFFFFF
deuce: MEDIC |
deuce |
#crime #deuce-solo #police #sfw #wessonality #woodring-room-background |
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384 | 10/20/1999 | robocop spigot: HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME AND A BLANKET AND MY ROBOCOP TAPE
deuce: ROBOCOP I OR II
spigot: JUST SAY YES AND LET'S MOVE ON
deuce: I'M AFRAID I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GET AN ANSWER ON THAT LAST QUERY
pants: THERE WAS A ROBOCOP III YOU KNOW (SO DON'T BE RACIST)
deuce: OH
deuce: WHAT
spigot: YOU AND ME AND A BOTTLE OF YOOHOO AND A LAW & ORDER FROM 1991 ???!?!??!?
pants: GOOD TIMES
|
deuce pants spigot |
#be-gay-with-me #blankets #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #law-and-order #robocop #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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385 | 10/20/1999 | sneedle spigot: IT'S A BIRD
spigot: IT'S A WHEELCHAIR
spigot: WHO PUSHED MR. REEVE OFF THE SPACE NEEDLE |
spigot |
#christopher-reeve #seattle #sfw #space-needle #spigot-solo #wheelchair #woodring-stairs-background |
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386 | 10/21/1999 | watch me jerk off deuce: WHO WANTS TO WATCH ME JERK OFF TO FINAL FANTASY VII ??!??!?!??!?
spigot: OR ME TO JUST REGULAR VI |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #editor #final-fantasy #jerking-off #plant #text-editor #unix #vi #woodring-field-background |
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387 | 10/22/1999 | cheers, jeers spigot: CHEERS TO PRICKS !!!!!!
spigot: JEERS TO LOCKS/DEADBOLTS |
spigot |
#cheers #deadbolt #flash #jeers #lock #pricks #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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388 | 10/23/1999 | online help pants: STEP ONE: TAKE SOCK OFF
pants: STEP TWO: JERK IT INTO SOCK
pants: STEP THREE: REPLACE SOCK
|
pants |
#instructions #jerking-off #joi #low-res #pants-solo #sock #woodring-field-background |
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389 | 10/24/1999 | dongs for chameleons deuce: WHAT MADE TRUMAN CAPOTE SUCH A COMPLETE FAGGOT
pants: DICKS I WOULD VENTURE
deuce: CHECK |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #faggot #truman-capote #wc-fields #woodring-field-background |
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390 | 10/25/1999 | a short sharp spurt spigot: I TINKLE AND THEN I STOP TINKLING AND THEN AFTER I PULL MY PANTS UP THERE'S A SUDDEN SPURT OF TINKLE SO WE ALL HAVE PROSTATE CANCER |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #cancer #piss #prostate #s7e23 #simpsons #spigot-solo #spurt #woodring-stairs-background |
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391 | 10/26/1999 | free patrick pants: AND IT TURNS OUT THE DICKS WERE HIDING IN THE SECRET ANN FRANK HOLE THE ENTIRE TIME
pants: ANY QUESTIONS
spigot: JOIN #DISNEYDADS
pants: #0!!!!!!!!DAD&DAUGHTERSEX
spigot: HURRICANE GERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
pants spigot |
#ann-frank #dicks #disney #irc #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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392 | 10/27/1999 | the hills are alive (a beautiful musical) pants: FRENCH FRIES / HOT DOGS / BITE-SIZED SNICKERS
spigot: SEVENTEEN / ORDERS OF / YOUR POTSTICKERS |
pants spigot |
#chinese-food #fatness #fries #hot-dog #original-song #pants-spigot #potstickers #sfw #singing #snickers #woodring-stairs-background |
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393 | 10/28/1999 | be gay with me/us/them pants: BE GAY WITH ME/US/THEM
deuce: CAN WE ????? DO YOU THINK ????????
spigot: I WOULD LIKE THIS EVENT TO BE BETTER ORGANIZED IN THE FUTURE
|
deuce pants spigot |
#be-gay-with-me #constructive-criticism #deuce-pants-spigot #gay #high-res #pronouns #woodring-stairs-background |
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394 | 10/29/1999 | fantasy role-playing pants: YOU WILL BE JACQUES FROM THE SOVIET UNION AND I WILL PLAY THE PART OF TERRY FROM CANADA AND WE ARE IN AN INTERNATIONAL TOILET |
pants |
#dad #pants-solo #toilet #woodring-room-background |
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395 | 10/30/1999 | the nickel spigot: I BENT OVER TO PICK UP A NICKEL AND SPONTANEOUSLY DID AN AEROSOL SQUIRT!!!!!!!!!!
pants: THIS IS CLEARLY HIS TERRITORY
deuce: DID YOU FINALLY GET THE NICKEL
spigot: THERE WAS NO NI-
spigot: YES
deuce: THAT IS THE SADDEST STORY I'VE EVER HEARD |
deuce pants spigot |
#aerosol #deuce-pants-spigot #nickel #woodring-stairs-background |
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396 | 10/31/1999 | mixed nuts spigot: ANOTHER WEB COMIC WITH A HEART OF GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
spigot: CHOKING DOWN TEN BLACK DICKS IN TEN BLACK MINUTES |
spigot |
#cocksucking #dicks #fellation-rate #jerkcity-presents #mixed-nuts #ms-paint #nonstandard-title-panel #nuts #spigot-solo #vandalism #webcomic #wholesome #woodring-stairs-background |
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397 | 11/1/1999 | barely weekly spigot: I'M READY FOR MY NEXT BARELY LEGAL ANY FUCKING DAY NOW
spigot: WONDERING EXACTLY HOW HARD IT CAN BE TO GRAB SOME RUNAWAY OFF THE STREET AND BEND HER IN VARIOUS POSES AND SLAP IT AROUND THE SAME 50 PAGES OF PHONE SEX ADS THAT HAVE BEEN RUNNING SINCE 1982
spigot: IT SHOULD BE BARELY WEEKLY
pants: CURSE YOU LARRY FLYNT PRODUCTIONS |
pants spigot |
#barely-legal #center-for-disease-control #larry-flynt-productions #pant-spigot #pants-spigot #phone-sex #porn #woodring-field-background |
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398 | 11/2/1999 | woman and stress spigot: STUDY SAYS WOMEN MORE STRESSED THAN MEN
spigot: WELL WHO FUCKING ASKED FOR IT GALS
spigot: LET US IN THE WORKPLACE!!!!! LET US IN THE MILITARY!!!!! WE HAVE LOTS TO CONTRIBUTE!!!!!!
spigot: HURRRR THESE BACKPACKS ARE HEAVY AND COMPUTERS ARE HARD AND I CAN'T GET AN ABORTION
spigot: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T GET FOUR MONTHS OFF TO HAVE A BABY!?!?!?!!
spigot: WELL BACK TO PITCHING SUBSCRIPTIONS TO THE SAN JOSE MERCURY NEWS OVER THE PHONE
|
spigot |
#abortion #bay-area #filler-panel #misogyny #spigot-solo #women #woodring-stairs-background |
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399 | 11/3/1999 | the challenge pants: I WILL MATCH YOU DICK FOR DICK AND WE WILL SEE WHO IS THE CRAZIEST
deuce: YOU THINK SO HUH
|
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dick #pants-vs-deuce #woodring-field-background |
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400 | 11/4/1999 | dinner deuce: I'M STARTING TO GET HUNGRY ?!?!?! WHO'S UP FOR PRICKS
atandt: MMM
pants: ME
atandt: ME
pants: ALSO ME
pants: AND I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO PARTAKE IN THIS PARTICULAR EXTRAVAGANZA
atandt: SO ...
atandt: SO THAT'S NINE FOR PRICKS THEN |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #extravaganza #mmm #not-gay #pricks #woodring-stairs-background |
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401 | 11/5/1999 | undertow spigot: OKAY GANG: FUNNY THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN AT THE BEACH
spigot: READY GO
spigot: COCKSUCKING
spigot: PULLING MY PANTS DOWN
spigot: FACE, BALLS, UNDERTOW
pants: I HAVE MITES
|
pants spigot |
#balls #beach #cocksucking #face #mites #pants-spigot #woodring-field-background |
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402 | 11/6/1999 | filk folks spigot: FILKING IS FOR SINGING ALONG TO, PEOPLE
spigot: NOT LAUGHING AT OR THROWING BEER BOTTLES IN THE FACE OF
pants: ALL I CAN SAY IS NEVER GIVE UP !!!
pants: FILK HARDER THAN YOU'VE EVER FILKED OUT BEFORE
spigot: ZERO HITS TO MY LIVE FILK CYBERCAST?????????
spigot: I WORKED HARD ON THAT
pants: WHAT ABOUT YOUR MOM???????? HER SHOUTCAST PLUGIN ?????
spigot: I'M NOT GOING TO FILK IN FRONT OF MY MOM YOU IDIOT |
pants spigot |
#beer #cybercast #filking #mom #nerd-culture #pants-spigot #robert-downey-jr #sfw #shoutcast #woodring-room-background |
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403 | 11/7/1999 | floating through space deuce: CRUMPLING YOU UP AND DOING YOU THE RIGHT WAY
spigot: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I AM FLOATING THROUGH SPACE
deuce: CAN WE DO ANYTHING TO HELP YOU (NO)
spigot: LADIES AND GERMS
deuce: WE CANNOT HELP YOU FROM DOWN HERE (REQUIRE ROCKETSHIP) |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #mousehole #rocketship #space #woodring-room-background |
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404 | 11/8/1999 | the gay-bashing fence spigot: CLICK CLICK CLICK HI WE'RE TOURISTS!!!! CLICK CLICK WHERE'S THE GAY BASHING FENCE AGAIN
pants: OK I'LL LIE ON THE FENCE AND UNCLE RAY WILL PRETEND TO BE BEATING ME AND YOU HAVE A HORRIFIED LOOK ON YOUR FACE AND WE'LL ALL LAUGH
spigot: AGAIN!!!! YOU LOOKED STRAIGHT AND ALSO DAD MAKE A MEAN FACE
pants: JUST $5 TO SEE THE FENCE
spigot: CLICK CLICK CLICK |
pants spigot |
#face #gay-bashing #gay-bashing-fence #matthew-shepard #pants-spigot #tourists #uncle-ray #woodring-stairs-background |
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405 | 11/9/1999 | hotmail spigot: I THINK I COULD BEST SUM THINGS UP WITH A MOUTHFUL
spigot: COULD HOTMAIL BY MY SOLUTION???????????????????
spigot: LET'S GO AROUND THE ROOM STARTING WITH ME
spigot: HONK
deuce: HURRR
pants: WENDY'S BIGGIE FRIES
spigot: PANTLEGS
deuce: YOU DON'T GET TO GO TWICE |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #fries #honk #hotmail #hurrr #mousehole #pantlegs #sfw #wendys #woodring-room-background |
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406 | 11/10/1999 | the living room pants: TRY AS I MIGHT I CANNOT WILL THE BONG TO LEVITATE INTO THE LIVING ROOM
spigot: I'LL TRY FROM HERE
pants: GODDAMNIT IT FELL HALFWAY DOWN THE HALLWAY AND GOT THE CARPET ALL BONGWATERED
spigot: I NEVER LEARNED TO READ
spigot: B IS FOR BONG WILL CONTINUE ON FOX KIDS |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hd #bong #fox-kids #fox-network #marijuana #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
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407 | 11/11/1999 | words for usenet spigot: WORDS FOR USENET WITHOUT ACTUALLY USING THE FUCKING WORD!!!!!!!! LET'S GO
pants: PEOPLECLUSTERS
spigot: COLLABRA
pants: ALTAVISTATALK
spigot: DEJA-BLABSPACE
pants: EPINIONS
spigot: DICKLICKING
pants: COMVERSATION PODS
spigot: HORRIBLE BLOWJOBS
pants: CRAWLSPACE
spigot: TINKLE-SQUIRTS
pants: MY MOTHER NEEDS HELP INSTALLING AOL
spigot: DID I ALREADY SAY TOILET DUCK
|
pants spigot |
#aol #deja-blabspace #duck #pants-spigot #toilet #toilet-duck #typo #vintage-internet #woodring-stairs-background |
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408 | 11/12/1999 | busted pants: FOR THE LAST TIME I WAS NOT BEING GAY IN THERE I WAS SIMPLY PRACTICING FOR A PLAY
spigot: A GLORY HOLE ?!? WHAT'S THAT ?!?!? I'VE NEVER EVER HEARD THAT TERM BEFORE
atandt: HE AND I WERE JUST HUGGING AND TALKING AND HUGGING
spigot: THESE GAY MAGAZINES ARE FOR AN ART PROJECT!!!!! NOT BEATING OFF TO
atandt: YES I'M REALLY JUST HERE TO USE THE FACILITIES
pants: I KNOW THAT'S MY NAME ON THE MAILING LABEL BUT THIS IS NOT MY ISSUE OF "HUNK"
pants: AND FURTHERMORE I AM MOST CERTAINLY INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY
deuce: THAT'S RIGHT FUCKO YOU'LL KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU |
atandt deuce pants spigot |
#atandt-deuce-pants-spigot #deja-vu #dubious-disclaimer #glory-hole #hugs #hunk #laughing-deuce #magazine #not-gay #play #woodring-room-background |
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409 | 11/13/1999 | a long-overdue explanation deuce: RUBBING THE NUTS (TO MAKE FIRE)
|
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #fire #mountain-background #nuts #nuts-of-deuce |
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410 | 11/14/1999 | ding ding ozone: IN THEORY, WE CAN COMPILE EVERYTHING WITH "-MSUPERSPARC"
deuce: I SWEAR I'LL THROW UP IF YOU KEEP GOING
pants: HIDING FROM THE DICK
spigot: LET'S GO RIDE THE BONG AROUND THE HOTEL
spigot: DING DING HI LADY ANY MAIL FOR ME NO OKAY BLUGHLBUGHLUBHGLUBHLGUBHLLU
spigot: LOOK OUT, STAIRS, ETC |
deuce ozone pants spigot |
#bong #deuce-ozone-pants-spigot #dicks #drunk-deuce #hotel #marijuana #sparc #stairs #sun-microsystems #supersparc #unix #vomit #woodring-stairs-background |
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411 | 11/15/1999 | near mint : Meanwhile, back in Jerkcity...
pants: I NEED TO KNOW IF YOU ARE MINT OR NEAR MINT
spigot: I HAVE HOLES POKED IN ME RENDERING ME USELESS TO COLLECTORS |
pants spigot |
#caption #gayness #low-res #nerd-culture #pants-spigot #philately #sfw #stamps #woodring-field-background |
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412 | 11/16/1999 | not a day goes by spigot: NOT A DAY GOES BY WHERE I DON'T JERK MYSELF UNTIL I GET A STOMACH ACHE |
spigot |
#every-single-fucking-day #jerking #spigot-solo #stomachache #woodring-stairs-background |
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413 | 11/17/1999 | okay then deuce: GIRLS WHAT'S MY WEAKNESS
spigot: COCKS
pants: OKAY THEN |
deuce pants spigot |
#cocks #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #low-res #salt-n-pepa #shoop #top-title-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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414 | 11/17/1999 | a recurring theme atandt: DICKS
atandt: IT'S LIKE
atandt: A RECURRING THEME
pants: ALMOST AS IF WE ARE SOMEHOW OBSESSING OVER THEM
pants: YET .............. STILL ........
pants: THEY ARE SO WANKY
atandt: THEY REALLY ARE, AREN'T THEY
pants: INDEED |
atandt pants |
#atandt-spigot #despair-panel #dicks #obsession #wanky #woodring-room-background |
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415 | 11/18/1999 | shine spigot: MY PIANO TEACHER TOLD ME TO PLAY A B-FLAT BUT INSTEAD I PLAYED A B-FAT THEN I PLONKED OUT SOME B-GAYS
spigot: PLONK BLONK DONK BLUH HOO DEE BOO SHINE
spigot: THEN I FELL OFF THE CHAIR / BENCH
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spigot |
#music #physical-comedy #piano #plonk #shine #smooth-fonts #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
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416 | 11/19/1999 | st. patrick's day spigot: DOES ST. PATRICK'S DAY REALLY MEAN I CAN ASK ANY DRUNK IRISHMAN TO LICK MY DICK
pants: AYE
spigot: MAY I PLEASE BE EXCGBLGLBLGCUSED |
pants spigot |
#dicklicking #face #filler-panel #irish #pants-spigot #shrug-panel #st-patrick #woodring-room-background |
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417 | 11/20/1999 | shyness is nice spigot: SHYNESS IS NICE
spigot: AND / SHYNESS CAN STOP YOU
spigot: FROM LICKING ALL THE DICKS IN LIFE / YOU'D LIKE TO
spigot: BAM BAM SIR IN THE NEXT STALL ARE YOU CATCHING MY DRIFT
deuce: FURRRRRP
spigot: BIGMOUTH IS STRIKING AGAIN
spigot: IF IT'S NOT LOVE
spigot: THEN IT'S THE DONG / THE DONG / THE DONG / THE DONG |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #deucegrin #dicklicking #dong #drunk-deuce #morrissey #mouth #singing #sir-in-the-next-stall #spigot-points #stall #stall-bamming #the-smiths #woodring-stairs-background |
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418 | 11/21/1999 | phone sex spigot: SURE LADY I'LL HAVE PHONE SEX WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!
spigot: SQUIRT
spigot: GOODNIGHT!!!!!!!
spigot: CLONK BA-DONK |
spigot |
#clonk #clonk-ba-donk #filler-panel #mousehole #phone-sex #spigot-solo #squirt #woodring-room-background |
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419 | 11/22/1999 | the irc pants: JOIN #GAYDADS-SF !!!
pants: JOIN #FRATPADDLES !!!
pants: JOIN #SEATTLEBEARS
deuce: ANY AND ALL
pants: MSG #HELPDESK WHERE ARE ALL THE CHANNELS ?????
spigot: T PANTS THE SPIGOT IN #DICKLICKERS AND #JERKCITY IS NOT ME
pants: PART #DICKLICKERS !!!
pants: T SPIGOT I WAS NOT IN DICKLICKERS |
deuce pants spigot |
#bay-area #deuce-pants-spigot #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #frat #gaydads #irc #laughing-deuce #san-francisco #seattle #woodring-stairs-background |
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420 | 11/23/1999 | what happened : Suddenly...
pants: YOU ARE COVERED IN WHITE PAINT, DOG SHIT
pants: WHAT HAPPENED
deuce: I WAS CAUGHT BETWEEN THE HEADLIGHTS AND DID THE WRONG THING |
deuce pants |
#caption #deuce-pants #dogshit #drunk-deuce #mousehole #paint #suddenly #woodring-room-background |
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421 | 11/24/1999 | who licks dick deuce: THOSE SERBIANS SURE ARE MEAN
spigot: MAYBE THEY'RE MASS SWIMMING POOLS ??????????????
pants: MMMMM
spigot: PLEASE SEND YOUR DATA TO ME IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION !!!
spigot: WHO LICKS DICK
deuce: DO YOU ?!!???!?!?! ?!??
deuce: THAT'S A QUESTION YOU SEE
spigot: T DEUCE I THOUGHT JOKES HAD ONE PUNCHLINE, NOT TWO????????????
deuce: T SPIGOT DON'T BRING YOUR PERSONAL HANGUPS TO ME |
deuce pants spigot |
#bosnian-genocide #deuce-pants-spigot #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #punchline #serbia #woodring-field-background |
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422 | 11/25/1999 | fag song spigot: GAY GAY GAY IN THE U.S. OF A
spigot: I'M A FAG
spigot: I'M A FAG
spigot: GAY GAY GAY / THAT'S ALL HE HAS TO SAY
spigot: HE'S GONNA HAVE A SNICKERS AND A --
deuce: I THINK INSTEAD OF "MISDEMEANOR" MISSY ELLIOT'S MIDDLE NAME SHOULD BE "HUGE FUCKING FATASS"
spigot: YOU INTERRUPTED ME
deuce: SORRY
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deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #fag #gay #interruption #missy-elliot #repetition #singing #snickers #usa #woodring-stairs-background #youre-a-grand-old-flag |
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423 | 11/26/1999 | what the deuce: COULD WE PLEASE HAVE LESS ANAL SEX
deuce: THANK YOU
spigot: NOT FOLLOWING
pants: YOU LOST ME THERE CHIEF |
deuce pants spigot |
#anal-sex #deuce-pants-spigot #low-res #woodring-field-background |
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424 | 11/27/1999 | toy story 2 spigot: WOODY'S BACK!!!! AND BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!!!!!!
spigot: AND ALL OUR FAVORITES!!!!!!
spigot: STEVE JOBS AND MICHAEL EISNER AND THE WHOLE BUNCH!!!!!!
spigot: AND THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS.........
spigot: THESE TOYS ARE COLLECTIBLE AND AVAILABLE ONLINE
spigot: WE'VE EMBEDDED HOW VALUABLE AND LOVEABLE THEY ARE DIRECTLY INTO THE NARRATIVE OF THE STORY!!!!!
spigot: WITH REFERENCES TO JAPANESE IDIOTS SO WE CAN REALLY DEVELOP THAT INTERNATIONAL MARKET!!!!!!
spigot: HAW!!!! THAT FAT TOY COLLECTOR WITH THE GOATEE SURE REMINDS ME OF MYSELF!!!!
spigot: LET'S BUY THEM ALL AND DISPLAY THEM IN OUR CUBES AND SUCK EACH OTHER'S DICKS
spigot: LIFE'S ONLY WORTH LIVING IF YOU'RE LOVED BY A KID!!!! THIS WAY TO THE PIXAR STORE!!!
spigot: RIGHT NEXT TO THE FUCKING FOOD COURT
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spigot |
#cubicles #dicksucking #disney #food-court #japan #michael-eisner #pixar #spigot-solo #steve-jobs #toy-story #woodring-den-background |
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425 | 11/28/1999 | mousehole deuce: THIS REALLY SUCKS
spigot: COCKSUCKING IN THE DATA CENTER ???!? OUTRAGOUS
pants: CAN YOU SEE THE MOUSE HOLE
spigot: TRY PULLING BACK
spigot: WAY WAY WAY OUT
pants: FOR FUCK'S SAKE WE ARE NOT EVEN IN THE SAME BALLPARK
: MOUSEHOLE -->
pants: AND THERE IT IS THE MOUSEHOLE LET'S ALL SHRINK DOWN AND GO INSIDE
spigot: I'LL PACK THE BONG
pants: ARE WE THERE YET AND IF SO ARE THERE DICKS IN THE NEW LAND
pants: BE GAY WITH ME AS WE JOURNEY TO THE CENTRE OF THE BOWL
spigot: ARRRRRRR
pants: THANK GOD FOR ROOFIES AND HANDGUNS
deuce: THIS SUCKS
spigot: I'M GOING TO SOIL MYSELF AND OTHERS |
deuce pants spigot |
#arrow #be-gay-with-me #bong #caption #cocksucking #datacenter #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #gun #marijuana #mousehole #roofies #soiling-myself #typo #woodring-room-background |
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426 | 11/29/1999 | while i was asleep spigot: YOU BE THE BORG AND I'LL BE BILL GATES AND WE CAN GROPE AT EACH OTHER'S ASS AND NUTS FOR HALF AN HOUR (FORTY-FIVE MINUTES)
pants: SET A TIMER
spigot: LAST NIGHT WILE I WAS ASLEEP MY BONER DEVELOPED A SIMPLE CHAT SYSTEM |
pants spigot |
#bill-gates #boner #borg #chat #mouth #nuts-of-spigot #pants-spigot #star-trek #woodring-field-background |
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427 | 11/30/1999 | dick pit pants: YOU SIMPLY MUST AGREE TO BE GAY WITH ME
pants: I INSIST THAT WE CLIMB INTO THE DICK PIT AND DO THE JOB RIGHT
pants: FIRST I WILL CLIMB INTO THE DUMBWAITER AND YOU WILL LOWER ME DOWN
pants: THIS IS THE BIG TIME AND YOU ARE BLOCKING PROGRESS
pants: I DEMAND ACCESS TO THE KINGDOM HLUAHGLUAHLUAG |
pants |
#be-gay-with-me #choking #dick-pit #dumbwaiter #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
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428 | 12/1/1999 | click bang spigot: SERIOUSLY BUT WHAT OF Y3K AND Y4K!?!?!?! I'M RICHARD HART FOR C|NET AND SHE'S JAN YANIHERO FOR EVENING MAGAZINE * CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLICK BANG |
spigot |
#boners #clomp #cnet #mousehole #spigot-solo #suicide #woodring-room-background #y2k |
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429 | 12/2/1999 | dong watch pants: I HAVE DONG WATCH TONIGHT
net: DONG WATCH IS A SERIOUS RESPONSIBILITY PRIVATE
net: IF ANY ESCAPE YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE
pants: I HAVE HUNTED DOWN AND SUCKED MANY AN ESCAPED DONG |
net pants |
#dong-watch #dongs #filler-panel #net-pants #private-dicklicker #woodring-stairs-background |
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430 | 12/3/1999 | dream weaver spigot: LET'S ALL WEAVE DREAMS ON THE WEB AND MAKE OUR SITES STICKY
pants: CAN DO
spigot: ALKSJF:LASKDJF:LFD
pants: OW OW
spigot: THE GUN I WANT FOR SUICIDE IS $400
pants: BUT YOUR ATM CARD ONLY GOES UP TO $300
spigot: CAN I BORROW $100 AND PAY YOU BACK?????
pants: OF COURSE!!!!!!!
spigot: KA-CHING!!!! ***KA-BLAM***
pants: WAIT A MINUTE |
pants spigot |
#adobe #atm-card #dreamweaver #gun #macromedia #mousehole #pants-spigot #suicide #webdev |
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431 | 12/4/1999 | welcome to bonequest atandt > this is bonequest
atandt > a land full of enchantment and wonder
atandt > but also a land full of danger and intrigue
atandt > come with me now
atandt > explore these vast untamed lands with me
atandt > who knows what adventures we'll have
atandt > follow me and we'll see where the path--
pants > surprise !!! cocksucking halghagulahgluahulag |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #bbs #bonequest-introduction #cocksucking #mountain-background #surprise-cocksucking |
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432 | 12/5/1999 | extra large pepperoni to stall zero pants: HAVE YOU EVER EVEN TRIED TO GET A PIZZA DELIVERED TO A STALL BEFORE
atandt: FISTICUFFS ENSUE
pants: WE SHOULD NUMBER FROM ONE UP GUYS, NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THE STARTING AT ZERO THING
pants: SOMETIMES I WORRY ABOUT THE NATION'S PRICK SUPPLY
atandt: START COUNTING PRICKS AT ZERO AND YOU GET AN EXTRA PRICK |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #fighting-irish-pose #fisticuffs #pizza #pricks #programming #stall #woodring-room-background |
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433 | 12/6/1999 | arrrrr dick: YOU ARE SERIOUSLY SHIVERING ME TIMBERS
deuce: HOLD FUCKING STILL |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #hold-still #pirate #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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434 | 12/7/1999 | love, sweet love atandt: YOU'RE JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE
atandt: CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF OF YOU
atandt: YOU'RE JUST LIKE HEAVEN TO TOUCH
atandt: I WANT TO HOLD YOU SO MUCH
pants: DOES YOUR WIFE KNOW YOU'RE BACK IN HERE WITH ME AGAIN
atandt: NO |
atandt pants |
#a-love-story #andy-williams #atandt-pants #heaven #sfw #singing #weird-pants-face #wife #woodring-stairs-background |
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435 | 12/8/1999 | socian komentaron deuce: KIAL VIRINOJ NENIAM ASKEPTIĜAS FELIĈE KIAM ILIAJ VIAZĴOJ ESTAS KOVRITA KUN ĈURO
pants: KAJ INOJ KIUJ ŜAJNIGAS KE ILI ESTAS, NU, ILI JA NE ESTAS
pants: SED MI ESTAS
deuce: SED MI DONIS AL VI DONACON KIU NENIU ALIA HAVAS ĈI NUN
deuce: VIZAĴO PLENE DA ĈURO !!!!
deuce: TIEL AŬDACO KE VI RIGARDAS MIN KIEL VI NE POVAS KREDI KE MI ĴUS FARIS TION
deuce: NE PROVU BLOKI ĜIN KUN VIAJ MANOJ VI NUR ESTAS FARANTA ĜIN PLI MALFACILA POR VI MEM
pants: MI DIRAS KE MI ESTAS FELIĈA MALGRAŬ
pants: AĜO RASIO SEKSO DIKECO NE GRAVAS LAŬ MI
deuce: FIKE SILENTU ĈI TIE MI ESTAS PROVANTA FARI SOCIAN KOMENTARON |
deuce pants |
#bad-transcript #bonequest-hi-fi #cum #cum-dodging #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #esperanto #facial #fucking-shut-up #women #woodring-field-background |
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436 | 12/9/1999 | baby jesus pants: WHO STOLE THE BABY JESUS?
pants: IT WAS THERE IN MY LAWN DISPLAY!!!!!! WRAPPED IN SWADDLING CLOTHES
spigot: IT'S RIGHT THERE YOU IDIOT
pants: WHAT???????? WHERE???????????
spigot: I REPLACED IT WITH BABY DOG SHIT!!!!!!!
pants: WELL IT IS OUR LORD AND WE SHOULD BOW BEFORE IT EVEN IF IT IS A COIL OF POO
spigot: SQUIRRRRRSH
pants: JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH |
pants spigot |
#baby-jesus #christmas #dogshit #god #jesus #pants-spigot #poo #squirp #woodring-field-background |
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437 | 12/10/1999 | tense negotiations deuce: WHO WANTS TO PRACTICE "ORAL SEX" WITH ME
pants: CAN I USE "MY MOUTH" |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-pants #mouth #mouth-of-pants #negotiations #oral-sex #unnecessary-quotation-marks #woodring-field-background |
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438 | 12/11/1999 | any given sunday pants: YOU EVER SMOKE SO MUCH POT
deuce: WHAT
pants: WHAT
deuce: WHAT THE WHAT
pants: WHAT
deuce: YOU SAID IT NOT ME
pants: WHAT
pants: OKAY
pants: YOU EVER SMOKE SO MUCH POT
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deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #marijuana #mousehole #repetition #sunday #what #woodring-room-background |
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439 | 12/12/1999 | the good book pants: I WILL READ ALOUD FROM THE GOOD BOOK OF DICK
pants: HALGHUALUHLAHUALAGHUHHU
deuce: THIS GOOD BOOK IS JUST LIKE THE BAD BOOK STRANGELY ENOUGH
spigot: ENOUGH READING!!!!! LET'S SUCK DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: TEN FOUR GLHABLHGBULUHULHULHULHULHULH
spigot: HLAGHULAL
pants: BUT
pants: BUT I AM ONLY UP TO CHAPTER FOUR
pants: FIVE
pants: SEVEN AND NEVER THE MIND AND PUTTING DOWN THE HAULGUHLAUHGLAG BOOK |
deuce pants spigot |
#books #deuce-pants-spigot #dick #dicklicking-noises #dicksucking #ten-four #woodring-stairs-background |
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440 | 12/13/1999 | dante's inferno pants: THINK ABOUT ALL THE DICKS YOU'VE SUCKED AND VISUALIZE YOURSELF GOING ABOUT THE WHOLE THING AGAIN
deuce: WELCOME TO DANTE'S INFERNO |
deuce pants |
#dante-alighieri #dantes-inferno #deuce-pants #dicksucking #divine-comedy #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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441 | 12/14/1999 | the waiter pants: HORMPTH CHOMP CHEW HEY WAIT JUST A GOLD-BRICKIN' MINUTE
spigot: WHAT
pants: I ORDERED COCKSUCKER'S DELIGHT
spigot: WHO
pants: THIS IS CLEARLY THE DICKLICKER'S PLATE
spigot: I AM SORRY!!!!!! I WILL BE RIGHT BACK!!!!!!!
spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CRASH CLATTER BONK
spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP YOUR BILL!!!!! AND THANK YOU!!!!!
spigot: OH RIGHT THE COCKSUCKER THINGAMABLOBBER
spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CRASH CLATTER BONK
pants: WHY DO I EAT HERE
spigot: SIR THIS IS THE GOVERNOR'S PRIVATE CORNER TOILET |
pants spigot |
#bonk #chomp #clomp #cocksucker #dicklicker #food #hormpth #huffy-pants #onomatopoeia #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #plant #toilet #waiter #woodring-field-background |
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442 | 12/15/1999 | a letter to ice cube pants: DEAR MISTER CUBE
deuce: YOU ARE ANGRY ABOUT SOMETHING
pants: I AM WRITING TO INQUIRE ABOUT THE HEALTH BENEFITS OF SMALL OR MEDIUM SIZED DICKS IN MY ASS
deuce: LOVE, PANTS
pants: P.S. I LIKE POO |
deuce pants |
#anal #deuce-pants #dicks #drunk-deuce #ice-cube #mousehole #pants-sending-letters #poo #woodring-room-background |
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443 | 12/16/1999 | lonely deuce: IT'S LONELY HERE WITHOUT COCKS & BALLS
deuce: IF I WERE HTML I'D BE &
deuce: MONOLOGUE PEOPLE
deuce: ABHLABLHBAHLABHLABLHABHLABLH DICKS
deuce: A MOMENT OF SILENCE PLEASE
deuce: BALHBALHBALHABHLABLHBAHLAB |
deuce |
#balls #cocks #deuce-solo #deucegrin #dicks #grin-panel #html #lonely #moment-of-silence #sad-deuce #woodring-den-background |
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444 | 12/17/1999 | beautiful music spigot: COME FLY WITH ME / COME FLY / LET'S / DUNK MY HEAD INTO THE TOILET
deuce: I DO NOT LIKE THIS SONG
spigot: DA DOO DOOT / DA DOO DOOT
pants: I DO LIKE THIS SONG VERY MUCH
pants: WELL I DO
spigot: IT'S A TIE |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #frank-sinatra #sfw #singing #toilet #woodring-field-background |
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445 | 12/18/1999 | my summer vacation deuce: 148.5 MAKING A FALSE POLICE REPORT
deuce: 653M OBSCENE PHONE CALLS
deuce: 647F INTOXICATION
deuce: 246 SHOOTING AT A DWELLING
deuce: 12031 CARRYING A LOADED FIREARM |
deuce |
#california-penal-code #deuce-solo #gun #legal #police #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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446 | 12/19/1999 | forward and back spigot: BY MY CALCULATIONS THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN A SECOND JIZZER
spigot: THESE ARCS AND SPURTS AND LINES INDICATE TWO SEPARATE AND DISTINCT DIRECTIONS
pants: FORWARD
pants: AND BACK
pants: FORWARD
pants: AND BACK
pants: FORWARD
pants: AND HULAGHLAHUGLUA BACK
spigot: BAGHLAGHULAG |
pants spigot |
#assassination #bonequest-hi-fi #jfk #jizz #pants-spigot #repetition #spurt #woodring-room-background |
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447 | 12/20/1999 | dumb dongs (a throwaway) atandt: STUCK IN BERLIN JAIL
atandt: HALP |
atandt |
#deuce-net |
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448 | 12/21/1999 | the story of us pants: WHEN I SAY I LICKED ~9 DICKS COULD THAT MEAN 8 OR 10 OR 9.25
pants: BECAUSE HONESTLY THIS TIME I DON'T REMEMBER
deuce: THAT'S PROBABLY TRUE
deuce: YOU CAN HARDLY BE BLAMED FOR LOSING COUNT WITH THE VOLUME YOU PROCESS
pants: (SNIFF) REALLY ??!?
deuce: NO I'M JUST KIDDING YOU STILL GET BEATEN FOR YOUR MISTAKES AS ALWAYS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #deucegrin #dicklicking #dicks #math #nine-dicks #somber-deuce #violence #woodring-room-background |
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449 | 12/22/1999 | stroke spigot: WHAT
spigot: DOES
spigot: IT MEAN WHEN
spigot: YOU HAVE A
spigot: STROKE
spigot: AND YOU
spigot: CAN'T TYPE
spigot: FAST
deuce: TO HELL YOU GO
spigot: O
spigot: K
deuce: CITIZEN YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED AGAINST
pants: I, GAY ROBOT |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #hell #i-robot #isaac-asimov #robot #stroke #typing #woodring-stairs-background |
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450 | 12/23/1999 | i don't see a ring on this finger spigot: I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU COULD CALL ME FORD PREFECT FROM NOW ON
pants: I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO BE CALLED THE DOCTOR
spigot: YOU DON'T OWN ME
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pants spigot |
#angry-panel #dr-who #ford-prefect #hitchhikers-guide #pants-spigot #plant #spigot-points #woodring-field-background |
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451 | 12/24/1999 | catch the cyberwave spigot: CATCH THE CYBERWAVE WITH THESE OTHER HYPERTEXT LINKS............
spigot: DUH.DONGS.COM
spigot: SURFING!!!!!!!! NET
spigot: STORYTELLERS.ORG
spigot: HTTP://PEPSI ONE CONTEST
pants: IS THERE IS NO PLACE ELSE WE CAN GO TO HLUAHULG DO THIS THING
pants: BECOMING GOOD FRIENDS WITH THE COUNTY PARK WORKER WHO UNLOCKS THE BATHROOM AT 6AM
pants: HOW CAN YOU LOSE
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pants spigot |
#cruising #dongs #gay #internet #nice-ranger #pants-spigot #pepsi #typo #url #woodring-stairs-background |
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452 | 12/25/1999 | The Jerkcity Christmas Special : Xmas with pants who will recite for you a traditional English poem about christmas titled "God Bless the Master"
pants: GOD BLESS THE MASTER OF THIS HAULGHUALG HOUSE
pants: THE MISTRESS HLAULAHLAUGH ALSO
pants: AND ALL THE LITTLE CHILDREN THAT HLUAGHULAG
pants: HALGHLAGHULAHGLAG THAT ROUND THE TABLE GO
pants: HULAGHULAULAG AND ALL YOUR HLAGHULAG AND HLAGHULAG
pants: THAT HALGHUALHGLAUGHL DWELL BOTH FAR AND NEAR HALGUHAG
pants: I WISH YOU A MERRY HALGHULAULAG CHRISTMAS
pants: LOOK EVERYBODY I MADE TINSEL
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pants |
#christmas #christmas-tree-lights #jerkcity-presents #pants-solo #poetry #sfw #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background |
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453 | 12/26/1999 | the cocksucking game spigot: LGHBLHGLHB
pants: GLHBLHGLBHLGH
spigot: GLHBLHGLHBLHGLBH
pants: BHGLHBLHGLHBLGLHB
pants: GHLBHGLHLBHLGHLHB
spigot: WAIT WAIT
pants: GHBLHGLHBLHGLBLBLH
spigot: I SAID WAIT HANG ON
pants: WHAT??????
spigot: BHGLHBLHGLHBLGHLBHLG
pants: OH MY GOD NO FAIR
spigot: BHGLHBLHGLHBLHGLBH
pants: GLHBLHGLHBLGHLBHGLHB
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pants spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #cocksucking #filler-panel #game #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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454 | 12/27/1999 | here it comes deuce: HERE IT COMES
spigot: KNOCK KNOCK!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: WHO'S THERE ??????????
spigot: SOUTH PARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: SOUTH PARK WHO????????????????????
spigot: SOUTH PARK RULES !!!! CLICK HERE TO EMAIL ME
spigot: OW
spigot: GOD YOU'RE EMAILING ME WITH HAMMERS AND NAIL GUNS
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deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #gun #hammer #knock-knock #nail-gun #south-park #violent-disapproval #woodring-room-background |
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455 | 12/28/1999 | should i get a cab pants: WOULD SIR CARE TO WATCH ME BEAT OFF ON CAM OR SHOULD I GET A CAB |
pants |
#beating-off #coy-pants #deuce-pants #library #webcam #woodring-stairs-background #would-sir |
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456 | 12/29/1999 | pie is good net: I LIKE PIE
deuce: WHAT KIND OF PIE THOUGH ?!?!?
net: AIDS
deuce: I BELIEVE THAT IS MORE OF A FLUFFY CAKE
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deuce net |
#aids #cake #deuce-net #fluffy #pie #woodring-field-background |
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457 | 12/30/1999 | sign my guestbook : (theme music plays)
deuce: I'M A HOLE
deuce: WAITING TO BE FILLED
deuce: BUT WITH WHAT ?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
deuce: SIGN MY GUESTBOOK AND TELL ME
pants: CAN THE CHATTER AND HELP ME DIG THIS TUNNEL WILL YA
pants: IF THE HACKS CATCH US IT'S THE HOLE FOR SURE
pants: HELP ME I HAVE BEEN CRAMMED AND JAMMED INTO A PRISON BREAK FLICK
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deuce pants |
#caption #cramming #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #film #guestbook #hole #mouth #prison #rhyming #tunnel #woodring-field-background |
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458 | 12/30/1999 | nothing but the face |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #face #low-res #mouth-of-pants #no-dialog #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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459 | 12/30/1999 | holy mary mother of god pants: HAIL MARY FULL OF GRACE THE LORD IS WITH THEE BLESSED ARE THOU |
deuce pants |
#deja-vu #deuce-pants #filler-panel #hail-mary #low-res #prayer #sfw #silent-character #woodring-room-background |
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460 | 12/31/1999 | huge gay dicks spigot: HUGE GAY DICKS!!!!!!!! REALLY POKING NOW!!!!!!!!
pants: ARE YOU ASKING FOR HELP ??? IS THIS REALLY A ***RED*** ALERT
deuce: COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS
spigot: IT IS A PINK ALERT IN THE SHAPE OF ME GETTING ARRESTED
deuce: MARCHING STRAIGHT AND PROUD
pants: I WILL ROLL QUARTERS ALL NIGHT LONG BUT ON THE WAY TO BAIL YOU OUT I WILL HAVE A BIG MAC ATTACK AND THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T COME HOME |
deuce pants spigot |
#big-mac #cocks #deuce-pants-spigot #dicks #drunk-deuce #gay #gay-dicks #huffy-pants #jail #mcdonalds #pink-alert #poking #quarters #red-alert #singing #woodring-field-background |