No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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461 | 1/1/2000 | Y2GAY : Get a load of these two.
pants: DO YOU KICK ASS
pants: YOU LOOK LIKE YOU KICK ASS DAILY
deuce: UH OH IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
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deuce pants |
#caption #deuce-pants #deucegrin #gayness #plant #woodring-field-background #y2k |
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462 | 1/1/2000 | not helping pants: SERIOUSLY CAN I EAT IT DOES IT GO IN MY FUCKING MOUTH
pants: WHAT'S THE DEAL HERE HELP ME OUT CHIEF SHOW ME THE MONEY
pants: YOU CATCH IT ONCE
pants: YOU CATCH IT TWICE
pants: YOU CATCH IT WITH YOUR LOVE DEVICE |
hanford pants |
#hanford-pants #kmfdm #love #love-device #mouth #mouth-of-pants #rhyming #woodring-stairs-background |
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463 | 1/2/2000 | how to get to my house spigot: TAKE THE G TRAIN
spigot: TO THE A TRAIN
spigot: TO THE Y TRAIN |
spigot |
#directions #gay #public-transportation #spigot-solo #train #woodring-stairs-background |
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464 | 1/3/2000 | really forcing me spigot: YOU SURE ARE "FORCING" ME TO SUCK YOUR DICK WHOEVER YOU ARE
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spigot |
#dick #dicksucking #spigot-solo #unnecessary-quotation-marks #woodring-stairs-background |
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465 | 1/4/2000 | u.f.o. encounter pants: I HAD A DREAM THAT I WAS A STUPID CHARACTER IN A COMIC STRIP
pants: THEN POO SQUIRTED OUT AND THAT WAS NOT A DREAM AND I'M UP AT 8:30 AM WITH THE SHEETS
spigot: I REACH FOR THE BONG ONLY TO REALIZE I AM NOT AT HOME
pants: WHEN I TELL PEOPLE MY STORY I'M GOING TO SUBSTITUTE "UFO" FOR "THE FISTING SLING"
deuce: FUCKING FAIRIES
|
deuce pants spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #bong #deuce-pants-spigot #dream #drunk-deuce #fisting-sling #meta #poo #shat-the-bed #ufo #wisdom #woodring-field-background |
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466 | 1/5/2000 | the how and the why spigot: I WAS TALKING TO THIS GUY ONLY TO REALIZE IT WAS MY REFLECTION!!! THEN IT GOT ALL RIPPLY AND I THOUGHT I WAS SMOKING DOPE BUT IT WAS THE TOILET WATER RIPPLING!!!!! AND IT WAS ME WITH MY FACE IN THE CRAPPER THE WHOLE TIME!!!!! EXPLAIN THE WHY OF THAT!!!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#marijuana #reflection #spigot-solo #toilet #toilet-water #woodring-stairs-background |
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467 | 1/6/2000 | achoo pants: BONJOUR
deuce: I SNEEZED
deuce: ALSO I JUST TOOK A POO
deuce: I WONDER IF THEY ARE RELATED
pants: KIND OF
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deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #french #poo #sneeze #woodring-stairs-background |
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468 | 1/7/2000 | an astronomy lesson deuce: MY SOLAR OBSERVATIONS FOR DECEMBER 1999
deuce: 1. IT'S BRIGHT
deuce: 2. I CAN SEE MY OWN DICK IN THE MIRROR
deuce: 3. MY NEIGHBOR'S DOGSHIT TASTES TANGY
deuce: 4. I AM TOTALLY INCAPABLE OF GETTING AN ERECTION |
deuce |
#astronomy #coprophagia #december #deuce-solo #dick #dogshit #drunk-deuce #reflection #woodring-stairs-background |
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469 | 1/8/2000 | clog/flog protocol deuce: T SPIGOT CAN I BE FLOGGED
spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO BE FLOGGED, CLOGGED
deuce: MMMMMM
spigot: CLOGGED FIRST??? OR ??? PROTOCOL ??
deuce: I DON'T THINK THE RFCS HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS PARTICULAR SUBJECT
deuce: THEY MUST BOTH COME ONE AFTER THE OTHER BUT I THINK IT DOESN'T MATTER WHICH ORDER THEY'RE IN |
deuce spigot |
#clogging #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #flogging #protocol #rfc #rhyming #woodring-stairs-background |
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470 | 1/9/2000 | the commish deuce: DOES ANYBODY WORSHIP THE COMMISH LIKE I DO ??!?!?
pants: I PREFER CAKE, PIE
net: T DEUCE HE'S A LITTLE ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES AND DOESN'T PLAY BY THE RULES
pants: ALSO ICE CREAM
net: ALSO I WOULD DESCRIBE HIM AS "A BIG LUG (BUT LOVABLE)"
pants: I MENTIONED CAKE ABOVE (PREVIOUSLY)
pants: ALSO HOSTESS PRODUCTS AND PRODUCTS RELATED TO THE HOSTESS LINE |
deuce net pants |
#cake #commish #deuce-net-pants #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #hostess #ice-cream #pie #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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471 | 1/10/2000 | do i look fat pants: DO I LOOK FAT
spigot: TAKE THE PRICKS OUT OF YOUR HANDS AND MOUTH
spigot: OKAY NOW PUT THE LEFT PRICK IN YOUR RIGHT HAND AND JUST ONE IN YOUR MOUTH
spigot: NOW PUT BOTH PRICKS FROM YOUR LEFT HAND IN THE LEFT SIDE OF YOUR MOUTH
spigot: THERE
spigot: YOU ARE VERY FUCKING FAT |
pants spigot |
#fat #mountain-background #mouth-of-pants #pants-spigot #pricks #self-conscious |
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472 | 1/11/2000 | fired from bonequest spigot: I HAVE BEEN FIRED FROM BONEQUEST FOR MY UFO BELIEFS
spigot: NOW I'VE BEEN FIRED FROM WALDENBOOKS FOR MY UFO BELIEFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: FIRED FROM CHEVRON FOR MY UFO BELIEFS
spigot: NOTE: AND BY UFO BELIEFS I REFER TO TIT SQUEEZING BELIEFS
spigot: WEBZINES FACE TOUGH TIMES. |
spigot |
#chevron #fired #mountain-background #sexual-assault #spigot-solo #tits #ufo #waldenbooks #webzine #zine |
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473 | 1/12/2000 | goats out of phase net: I'M FROM PAKISTAN
deuce: I'M NOT FOND OF YOU EITHER
net: THAT WILL COST YOU TWO GOATS
deuce: BAAAA
net: I ONLY COUNT ONE
deuce: THEY WERE DOING IT AT THE SAME TIME
net: IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN LOUDER THEN
net: OR SILENCE (GOATS OUT OF PHASE)
deuce: IT DOESN'T GET LOUDER THAN UPPERCASE BAAAAA
net: THAT'S WHAT WORRIES ME
deuce: I HAVE HAD A SEIZURE
net: I THINK I WIN THEN
|
deuce net |
#deuce-net #drunk-deuce #goat #pakistan #seizure #sfw #uppercase #woodring-stairs-background |
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474 | 1/13/2000 | HTML is hard spigot: SO HE'S LIKE "HOW ABOUT I PISS IN YOUR FACE"
spigot: AND I'M ALL "NO THANKS"
spigot: SO NOW I'M SOAKED
pants: THEN WHAT HAPPENED
spigot: I WENT HOME AND WORKED ON MY WEB PAGE
pants: HTML IS HARD |
pants spigot |
#html #pants-spigot #piss #soaked #woodring-stairs-background |
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475 | 1/14/2000 | a huge spaceship spigot: FOLKS THE SUN'S ATMOSPHERE HAS EXPANDED TO ENGULF AND DESTROY MERCURY AND VENUS!!!!!!! CAN WE PLEASE START WORKING ON A HUGE SPACESHIP???????
spigot: THE OCEANS ARE BOILING AND THE SKY IS A DEEP RED AND EVERYONE'S COMPLAINING!!!!!!!!!!!! DOES ANYONE HAVE EPISODE 1 OF FELICITY ON TAPE
spigot: PEOPLE ARE COLLAPSING AND MELTING INTO THE SIDEWALK!!!!!! BUILDINGS ARE BEING UPROOTED BY HUGE BUBBLING BURSTS OF LAVA AND VOLCANIC SMOKE!!!!!!!!! HOPEFULLY KINKO'S WILL BE OPEN SO I CAN FINISH MY ZINE!!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#britney-spears #felicity #folks #kinkos #lava #mercury #mountain-background #ocean #sfw #sky #spaceship #spigot-solo #sun #venus #zine |
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476 | 1/15/2000 | little birdy pants: A LITTLE BIRD LOOKED DOWN ON ME AND SAID "SUCK MORE DICKS" WHICH IS WHAT BRINGS ME TO THE PRESENT, GENTLEMEN |
pants |
#bird #bonequest-hi-fi #dicks #dicksucking #karma-whore #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
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477 | 1/16/2000 | math deuce: MANHANDLE ME
spigot: UNDER THE BRIGHT SUPERMARKET LIGHTS:
spigot: 3 WHORES
spigot: TIMES 110 POUNDS
spigot: TIMES TEN 30-GALLON BAGS
spigot: FOR $5.99 OR FIFTEEN 10-GALLON CINCH SACKS FOR $3 EVEN ?????????????????
deuce: WHO SAID YOU'D NEVER USE ALGEBRA |
deuce pants spigot |
#algebra #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #math #mountain-background #supermarket |
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478 | 1/17/2000 | mothers who think spigot: MOTHERS WHO THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: ABOUT DEFROSTING THE ICEBOX |
spigot |
#freezer #mother #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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479 | 1/18/2000 | i have no penis deuce: I HAVE NO PENIS
pants: I HAVE TWO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERE YOU GO
pants: IT IS ATTACHED TO SOME YOUNG MAN BUT YOU WILL GET USED TO HIM
pants: I CALL HIM "BIG JOHN"
pants: AND HE'LL CALL YOU "HOSS"
pants: AND WE'LL ALL DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP
deuce: I DO NOT LIKE THIS PLAY ONE LITTLE BIT
pants: APPLUASE SIGN |
deuce pants |
#applause #bonanza #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #penis #play #woodring-room-background |
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480 | 1/19/2000 | national public radio news spigot: ALL NPR TALKS ABOUT IS WEIRD WARRING CULTURES THROWING DIRT CLODS AT ONE ANOTHER!!!!!! LITTLE OR NOTHING TO DO WITH BRITNEY'S HOME PHONE / WHETHER SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND / HER LAUNDRY HAMPER |
spigot |
#britney-spears #dirt #laundry #magic-8-ball #mountain-background #npr #sfw #spigot-solo |
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481 | 1/20/2000 | disney lawyers pants: M - I - C !!!!!!!!!
spigot: SEE YOU IN THE PARKING LOT
pants: K - E - Y
spigot: A "KEY" IS BEATNIK FOR "MARIJUANA JOINT"
spigot: M O U BLHGLBHGLBUH
pants: HLAGHULAHULAG AGHULAHU ALGALUG |
pants spigot |
#disney #lawyer #marijuana #mickey-mouse #pants-spigot #parking-lot #spelling #spigot-has-mickey-ears #woodring-stairs-background |
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482 | 1/21/2000 | hilfiger lander spigot: NASA LAUNCHES PEPSI ONE ORBITER, TOMMY HILFIGER LANDER
deuce: CALVIN KLINE THINGY WHICH CRASHES INTO THE POLE
spigot: ALIENS HAVE GREAT TASTE!!!!!
spigot: BOOP GLOOP ALIEN NOISES AND HORRID 3D GRAPHICS AND EVENTUALLY FRASIER
deuce: T SPIGOT WITH THAT KIND OF GARBAGE AT LEAST NASA COULD DO SOMETHING
spigot: INSTEAD OF LOOKING UP AT THE MOON WE CAN ALL LOOK UP AT THE C|NET
deuce: WHAT
spigot: I SAID LET'S ALL LICK A DICK!!!!!
spigot: HGLGHBLHGLBHGGLH
deuce: BALUGHLAGLAGAG |
deuce spigot |
#aliens #branding #calvin-klein #cnet #deuce-spigot #deucegrin #dick #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #frasier #moon #nasa #pepsi #pepsi-one #product-placement #tommy-hilfigier #woodring-stairs-background |
|
483 | 1/22/2000 | the skills to pay the bills spigot: WHO FORGOT TO PAY THE ELECTRIC BILL
deuce: HUALGHULAHGLAHGLAG
pants: BLAGHABGHULAGBLAHGAGH |
deuce pants spigot |
#black-background #deuce-pants-spigot #electric-bill #forgetfulness #power-outage #sfw |
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484 | 1/23/2000 | live from the fonzi contest atandt: I GUESS YOU DID NOT HEAR
atandt: THE FONZI CONTEST WAS CANCELLED |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #contest #fonzi #jerkcity-presents #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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485 | 1/24/2000 | my mom's present net: I WRAPPED MY MOM'S PRESENT (COOKBOOK) AND YOUR PRESENT (BUTTPLUG) EXACTLY THE SAME AND NOW I CAN'T TELL THEM APART !!!!!! ZANY HIJINKS ENSUE
deuce: SOME SERIOUS EXPLAINING TO BE MADE TO THE DEUCE (YOUR MOTHER'S CONFUSION WILL PALE IN COMPARISON)
|
deuce net |
#buttplug #confusion #cookbook #deuce-net #gift #hijinks #laughing-deuce #mom #the-deuce #webcomic #woodring-stairs-background |
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486 | 1/25/2000 | tcp/ip atandt: I PROPOSE A NEW TRANSPORT LAYER ON THE INTERNET
atandt: IT WILL BE DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY FOR PORN / GAYNESS / ETC
atandt: IF ONLY I COULD THINK OF A CLEVER NAME
deuce: IT ALREADY EXISTS !!!!!!! IT'S CALLED TCP/IP |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #drunk-deuce #gayness #internet #networking #porn #somber-deuce #tcp-ip #woodring-field-background |
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487 | 1/26/2000 | thomas edison, probably spigot: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I SEE ONE MORE STUPID FUCKING DILDO
spigot: WHO INVENTED THOSE THINGS ANYWAY?????????
spigot: NOT ANYONE WHO BEATS OFF THAT'S FOR SURE
|
spigot |
#beating-off #dildo #irish #spigot-solo #thomas-edison #woodring-stairs-background |
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488 | 1/27/2000 | dog lick dog dick world deuce: GHLGAHLGAHLGAHGAHLAG
pants: IT'S A DOG LICK DOG DICK WORLD OUT THERE
pants: AND IT IS MY DUTY TO POINT OUT THAT THERE ARE JUST NOT ENOUGH DAMN DICKS
deuce: TO LICK
pants: YOUR HONOR
deuce: GLHGAHLGALHGAHLGAHLAGHG
pants: I REST MY BALLS
deuce: I DECLARE A MISTRIAL
pants: HOW ABOUT A PISS PARTY
deuce: YOU ARE IN CONTEMPT
pants: WHAT PART ABOUT "I WANT TO LICK YOUR DICK" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND
deuce: BAILIFF TAKE HIM AWAY
pants: I JUST WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE AND LICK DICKS
deuce: GIVE HIM A MUZZLE
pants: HULAGHLAHULAH |
deuce pants |
#balls #court #coy-pants #deuce-pants #dicklicking #dog #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #piss #woodring-field-background |
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489 | 1/28/2000 | deep thought, deep throat, whatever spigot: THE COVER OF MY HITCH-HIKER'S GUIDE SAYS WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE PANICKING I SHOULD GRAB A DICK AND SUCK IT !!!!!! THANK GOD I CAN KNEEL ON THIS TOWEL AND PUT OUT A SERIES OF SHITTY CD-ROMS
deuce: THE TOWEL IS FOR CATCHING THE SPURT SIR (YOU ARE SO NAIVE)
pants: PROFESSIONALS ARE ALREADY WEARING THE KNEEPADS THEY PUT ON AT 5:30 THIS MORNING
deuce: THAT'S THEIR CROSS TO BEAR
pants: YOU DON'T SAY
|
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #dicksucking #douglas-adams #drunk-deuce #hitchhikers-guide #kneepads #spurt #towel #woodring-room-background |
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490 | 1/29/2000 | make files atandt: PERHAPS BONGHITS WILL FIX MY MAKEFILE |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #bonghit #for-fags-series #makefile #marijuana #unix #woodring-stairs-background |
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491 | 1/30/2000 | swans to dongs dick: I AM A PRACTITIONER OF THE ANCIENT ORIENTAL ART OF DONGAGAMI
dick: I AM FOLDING DONGS IN TO SWANS AND SWANS IN TO DONGS
dick: I GO BOTH WAYS
dick: I AM SUSAN DEY FROM THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY YEARS
dick: I INTEND TO KEEP TALKING UNTIL SOMEBODY INTERUPTS ME
deuce: GALGHALGHLAGH
dick: T DEUCE THANKS |
deuce dick |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-dick #dongs #drunk-deuce #origami #swan #woodring-field-background |
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492 | 1/31/2000 | your fatness pants: HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUR FATNESS LATELY
deuce: YOU CAN'T BE REFERRING TO ME !!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: WHICH ONE ARE YOU AGAIN (SQUINTING, TRYING TO MAKE YOU OUT)
deuce: I DON'T KNOW EITHER
deuce: JUST CARRY ON LIKE I'M NOT HERE GLHGULHGULHGULHGULHG
pants: THAT WILL BE DIFFICULT DUE TO THE HUAHGUAHGUAG |
deuce pants |
#aphex-twin #coy-pants #deuce-pants #disappointed-pants #drunk-deuce #edited #fat #fatness #laughing-deuce #mousehole #tits #which-one-are-you #woodring-room-background |
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493 | 2/1/2000 | forced into little tents pants: THIS SAYS FRAPPUCCINO BUT IT IS CLEARLY PISS
spigot: DOES NOBODY CARE THAT SOON WE'LL BE FORCED INTO LITTLE TENTS AND CONCENTRATION CAMPS?!?!?! AND ALL OUR BONEQUEST HUMOR WILL BE USED AGAINST US IN A COURT OF COCKS??????
spigot: THE TIME TO BOMB IS NOW BEFORE THEY GET ANYMORE "IDEAS" |
pants spigot |
#bomb #bonequest #bonequest-hi-fi #cocks #cocksucking #coffee #concentration-camp #court #ecommerce #frappuccino #pants-spigot #piss #starbucks-background |
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494 | 2/2/2000 | 4AM bonghit spigot: TIME FROM MY 4AM BONGHIT
deuce: BEER ME !!!!!!!!! GLAHAHGLAHAGUBUABUB
spigot: WHOOPS !!!!!!!! MY ASHTRAY JUST GOT EMPTIED RIGHT OUT ONTO THE SIDEWALK TWENTY FEET BELOW ME
spigot: I'D BETTER CLOSE THAT WINDOW !!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: OOPS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BEER BOTTLES ????????????????
deuce: IT'S REALLY 4AM ISN'T IT
spigot: SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HGGHUGLHGUGHUGULGHL
deuce: OBVIOUSLY WE THREE ARE UNLOVED
spigot: WE THREE KINGS
spigot: WILL NEVER WORK AGAIN
deuce: IN CORPUS SUCKUM |
deuce pants spigot |
#ashtray #beer #bonghit #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #early-morning-spigot #filler-panel #latin #laughing-deuce #marijuana #woodring-room-background |
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495 | 2/3/2000 | gay bats spigot: I SUSPECT I WILL BE FOUND GUILTY OF FIRST DEGREE DICKLICKING
pants: YOU CAN'T SEND US OUT THERE WITH THAT GAY BAT FLYING AROUND |
pants spigot |
#adventure #bat #court #dicklicking #filler-panel #flappity-bats #gay-bats #pants-spigot #white-background |
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496 | 2/4/2000 | hangman for fags pants: I LIKE DI_K (ONLY ONE LETTER TO GO AND YOU WIN THE PRIZE)
deuce: IT'S A C !!!!!!!!!
pants: YOU WIN A C_CK
deuce: IT'S A Q
pants: CLOSE ENOUGH HAULGHALGHALUHGLAHG |
deuce pants |
#cock #deuce-pants #dick #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #for-fags-series #hangman #plant #woodring-field-background |
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497 | 2/5/2000 | hole city deuce: IT'S A HOLE CITY
deuce: A CITY FILLED WITH HOLES
deuce: I UNDERSTAND I AM BEING ABSTRACT HERE BUT THAT IS MY NATURE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #phil-hartman #plant #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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498 | 2/6/2000 | hostage! spigot: GLGL
pants: COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR CARRYING NOTHING
spigot: HOLD ON!!!!!!!!!
spigot: (BONG NOISES)
pants: THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING (SAID THROUGH BULLHORN)
|
pants spigot |
#boner #bong #bong-noises #hostage #marijuana #mousehole #multiple-backgrounds #negotiations #pants-spigot #woodring-field-background #woodring-room-background |
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499 | 2/7/2000 | do you believe in love spigot: WELL OBVIOUSLY CHER DOESN'T THINK I'M STRONG ENOUGH TO BELIEVE IN LOVE
spigot: WELL WATCH THIS!!!!!!!!
spigot: HLGUBHLRUHJJ0G9PTHGI&JB9J |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #cher #music #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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500 | 2/8/2000 | it's a small, small world dick: IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL / IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL
dick: BUT IT STILL WON'T FIT UP MY ASS
dick: OH WAIT - THERE IT WENT |
dick |
#anal #dick-solo #disney #disneyland #mother #mousehole #singing #woodring-room-background |
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501 | 2/9/2000 | da noise spigot: BRING IN DA NOISE AND BRING OUT DA PRICKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: HOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M AN ADULT GAY MALE IN ADULT GAY DIAPERS |
spigot |
#adult-gay-male #bonequest-hi-fi #diapers #gay #gay-male #mousehole #pricks #spigot-solo #uppercase #woodring-room-background |
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502 | 2/10/2000 | boner jail pants: T DEUCE PLEASE BAIL ME OUT OF BONER JAIL
deuce: BANKRUPT |
deuce pants |
#bankrupt #bonequest-hd #boner #cocksucking #coy-pants #deuce-pants #jail #woodring-field-background |
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503 | 2/11/2000 | the power of love spigot: I ONLY SUCK DICK IN SELF DEFENSE
spigot: AND AT THE BOOKSTORE
pants: MUCH LIKE WALKER, TEXAS RANGER AND THAT OTHER FELLOW |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #dick #dicksucking #grin-panel #pants-spigot #walker-texas-ranger #woodring-room-background |
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504 | 2/12/2000 | punch him in the underpants pants: PUNCH ME IN THE UNDERPANTS
pants: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME J'S
pants: I WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SOME J'S
pants: JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ I AM JUST THAT GOOD
pants: PUNCH ME IN THE UNDERPANTS |
pants |
#pants-lending-letters #pants-solo #underpants #woodring-room-background |
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505 | 2/13/2000 | transcendental cocksucking atandt: OM
atandt: OM HUALGHLAHGULAHULAG
atandt: OM |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #cocksucking #meditation #woodring-stairs-background |
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506 | 2/14/2000 | alot pants: I LOVE DICK A LOT (NOT "ALOT" BUT RATHER "A LOT")
deuce: GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT DICKLOVING |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dick #dickloving #drunk-deuce #grammar #low-res #woodring-field-background |
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507 | 2/15/2000 | that mallet pants: WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME WITH THAT MALLET
deuce: NO REASON
pants: BUT
|
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #huffy-pants #mallet #mousehole #physical-comedy #sfw #violence #woodring-room-background |
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508 | 2/16/2000 | vacation slides spigot: CHONKCHONK THIS IS ME LICKING DICK
pants: CLICK WHIRR HERE I AM IN MY UNDERWEAR TAKING A BONGHIT
spigot: CHONKCHONK HERE'S ME AGAIN WITH A DIFFERENT DICK (OR MAYBE THE SAME DICK) |
pants spigot |
#bonghit #dick #dicklicking #low-res #pants-spigot #slideshow #underwear #woodring-room-background |
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509 | 2/17/2000 | STDERR pants: YES IT CRASHED
pants: NO I DON'T KNOW WHY I CAN'T SEE STDERR FROM ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE
pants: YES I WILL LOOK INTO IT WHEN I GET HOME
pants: YES I WAS A LITTLE ROUGH WITH THE BABY
pants: HELLO
|
pants |
#baby #mouth #pants-solo #stderr #unix #woodring-room-background |
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510 | 2/18/2000 | gays in the military spigot: I CAN'T DECIDE IF I WANT GAYS IN THE CLERGY OR GAYS IN THE MILITARY!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: I SURE AS FUCK WANT THEM OUT OF MY /LESBIANS DIRECTORY
|
spigot |
#filler-panel #gay #lesbian #military #politics #porn #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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511 | 2/19/2000 | atdt atandt: ATDT IS MY LONG LOST INBRED COUSIN |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #atdt #cousin #hayes-command-set #inbred #modem #woodring-stairs-background |
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512 | 2/20/2000 | swedish toilets spigot: I AM SWEDISH AND DROWNING AND ASKING FOR HJALP
spigot: JA JA IN DER TJOILETS
|
spigot |
#drowning #filler-panel #miscredited-character #mousehole #spigot-solo #swedish #title-mismatch #toilet #woodring-room-background |
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513 | 2/21/2000 | sweet land of liberty deuce: ONLY IN AMERICA CAN WE BE THIS GAY AND NOT BE KILLED (ALTHOUGH BEATEN SEVERELY)
|
deuce |
#america #deuce-solo #eminem #gay #hate-crime #plant #woodring-field-background |
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514 | 2/22/2000 | the westminster dog show spigot: DOOT DEE DOO!!!!! PACKING MY SUITCASE
spigot: I LOVE ENGLAND T-SHIRT????? CHECK!!!!!
spigot: FAKE FUCKED-UP BUCKTEETH??? CHECK
spigot: KNICKERS, TROUSERS, JELLY BABIES, CHECK CHECK CHECK
spigot: DOING A FUNNY WALK TO THE AIRPORT!!!!!!! WAVING THE UNION JACK!!!!!!
spigot: VRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOM!!!! UP IN THE PLANE
spigot: BLAH BLAH TALKING TO EVERYONE AND SPILLING THINGS AND MAKING FARTS
spigot: SCREEEEEEEEEECH!!!! I'M HERE!!!!!!!
spigot: FINALLY!!!!!! THE WESTMINSTER DONG SHOW!!!!!!!!
spigot: AW CRIKEY
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spigot |
#british #dog-show #dong #england #farts #monty-python #spigot-solo #union-jack #woodring-field-background |
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515 | 2/23/2000 | ropey jizz pants: CHRIST-A-LORD THIS JIZZ IS ROPEY |
pants |
#be-gay-with-me #christ #coy-pants #jizz #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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516 | 2/24/2000 | how about a blowjob spigot: HEY LADY HOW ABOUT A BLOWJOB??????????
spigot: NO I MEAN YOU -> ME
spigot: A SLOBJOB THEN????????? STRANGLING YOU ANYWAY
spigot: HURLKGLK THAT'S RIGHT
spigot: SURPRISE YOU'RE AN IDIOT GHLGHLGHKK
spigot: GHLRLGKL SAY WHAT???? SPEAK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LGHLGHLKR
spigot: HELLO |
spigot |
#blowjob #slobjob #spigot-solo #strangulation #violence #woodring-room-background |
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517 | 2/25/2000 | up all night spigot: UHHH497HBGNG
pants: YOU'RE LOOKING RATHER RAGGED TODAY
spigot: MY SCENE CALLS FOR ME TO HAVE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT SUCKING COCK
pants: A SPOT OF ADVICE FOR YOU THEN OLD BOY
pants: TRY ACTING
spigot: DO8FSDFGMMM |
pants spigot |
#advice #cocksucking #dick #dustin-hoffman #filler-panel #film #laurence-olivier #marathon-man #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
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518 | 2/26/2000 | happiness is a warm colon spigot: I FOR ONE WILL NEVER FORGET CHARLES SCHULZ!!!!!
deuce: ME TOO
spigot: ME THREE
spigot: ME TEN FUCKING MILLION
deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO ALSO CONTRIBUTE TO THIS TOPIC BY SAYING THAT I TOO WILL NEVER FORGET GAHAGLHGULHBULHAULHGLHAGLHAG WHAT'S IN ME CHARLIE BROWN |
deuce spigot |
#charles-schultz #charlie-brown #current-events #deuce-spigot #maurice-sendak #peanuts #woodring-stairs-background |
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519 | 2/27/2000 | el faggot pants: STAY PUT EL FAGGOT
deuce: EAT SHIT
pants: OKAY
pants: MY MOUTH IS SO DRY
deuce: DRINKING
pants: SLURPING
deuce: WISH THE GUY WHO MADE THIS SHIT HAD DIARHHEA
pants: GROSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: I GO POGO
deuce: GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YOU STUPID PRICK |
deuce pants |
#coprophagia #deuce-pants #deucegrin #diarrhea #drunk-deuce #el-faggot #huffy-pants #pogo #spanish #typo #woodring-stairs-background |
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520 | 2/28/2000 | not real bananas spigot: THE HANDS OF THE CLOCK TELL ME IT'S TIME FOR DOPE
spigot: THEY'RE NOT REAL BANANAS, THEY JUST WEAR PAJAMAS FOR THE SHOW
deuce: LIAR |
deuce spigot |
#banana #bananas-in-pajamas #deuce-spigot #filler-panel #marijuana #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
521 | 2/29/2000 | bottles of wine, jars of urine spigot: MY BONER WON'T LET ME SLEEP
spigot: I'M GOING TO SEDATE IT WITH ALCOHOL
spigot: WELL TURNS OUT THE BOTTLES OF WINE AND MY JARS OF URINE IN THE GARAGE LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE
spigot: BOY THAT STAYS WITH YOU |
spigot |
#boner #garage #spigot-solo #urine #urolagnia #wine #woodring-field-background |
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522 | 3/1/2000 | does not compute pants: I LICKED NINE DICKS TODAY
spigot: ONE
pants: WHAT
spigot: NOTHING |
pants spigot |
#dicklicking #huffy-pants #mousehole #nine-dicks #pants-spigot #plant #trick #woodring-field-background |
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523 | 3/2/2000 | duck duck goose spigot: DUCK
spigot: DUCK
spigot: DUCK
spigot: DUCK
spigot: DUCK
spigot: DUCK
spigot: GOOSE
pants: OH MY DEAR LORD
spigot: HGLHBGLHBLHGLBH
pants: HUGALUGAHHULG |
spigot |
#cocksucking-noises #deuce-dick-jenv-ozone-pants-rands-spigot #drunk-deuce #duck-duck-goose #hey-its-rands #jenv #jerkcity-presents #many-characters #sfw #special-guest #the-gangs-all-here #uncensored #uncredited-character #woodring-room-background |
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524 | 3/3/2000 | the faq wizard atandt: I NEED A QUICK DICK INJECTION
spigot: DOWN DA DOWNT / DOWN DA DOWNT / DOWNANA DOWNT
atandt: IF ONLY
spigot: HOOOO WEEEEE OOOOOOO / DOCTOR WHO
pants: THE FAQ WIZARD WILL HELP ME TO LICK MORE EFFICIENTLY |
atandt pants spigot |
#atandt-pants-spigot #dick #dick-injection #dr-who #faq #licking #wizard #woodring-field-background |
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525 | 3/4/2000 | frightening children pants: I AM NOT EMBARASSED BY MY ERECTION
deuce: YOUR ERECTION IS FRIGHTENING CHILDREN EVERYWHERE SO IT IS NOT SO MUCH SOMETHING TO BE EMBARASSED ABOUT BUT RATHER SOMETHING TO BE CONTROLLED AND REGULATED
deuce: T SPIGOT AND AS FOR YOU YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING RIGHT NOW (YOU GIVE ME A LAP DANCE)
spigot: BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEGBLBLGP
pants: I AM A MONSTER |
deuce pants spigot |
#beetlejuice #boner #deuce-pants-spigot #drowning-bucket #erection #lap-dance #woodring-stairs-background |
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526 | 3/5/2000 | grok spigot: GROK IS A WORD MEANING "I'M FAT, I HAVE A HUGE U.C. BERKELEY BEARD, AND I'M AFRAID TO HIT ON GIRLS"
deuce: T SPIGOT I AM GROKKING YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT
spigot: ABSOLUTELY NOT
deuce: T SPIGOT OKAY
deuce: T SPIGOT I'M SORRY
spigot: I GOT GAME |
deuce spigot |
#bbc #berkeley #deuce-spigot #grok #heinlen #mousehole #nerd-culture #sad-deuce #sfw #stranger-in-a-strange-land #woodring-room-background |
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527 | 3/6/2000 | all i needed to know pants: ALL I NEEDED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM SUCKING COCKS UNDER THE FREEWAY
deuce: MURPHY'S LAW OF PIZZA #47: IT HURTS TO TAKE IT UP THE ASS |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking #deuce-pants #education #jizz #jizzing-up #mousehole #murphys-law #pizza #woodring-room-background |
|
528 | 3/7/2000 | jerkcity pledge break spigot: FOLKS IF YOU WANT TO SUPPORT JERKCITY YOU CAN DO IT WITH ANONYMOUS DOLLARS SO I CAN'T TRACE IT BACK TO YOUR FUCKING SPEECH & DEBATE TEAM!!!!! OKAY?!?!?! AND GIRLS PLEASE: READ A BARELY LEGAL BEFORE RINGING MY DOORBELL |
spigot |
#barely-legal #folks #pledge #spigot-solo #this-space-for-rent #woodring-room-background |
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529 | 3/8/2000 | yay kevin is free spigot: YAY!!!!! KEVIN IS FREE TO ROAM THE EARTH AND SUCK COCK AND GET OLD AND DIE
pants: KEVIN OVER MY SHOULDER ASKING ME TO TYPE THINGS FOR HIM
spigot: CD INTO THAT DIR!!!!! NOW VI |
pants spigot |
#cocksucking #filler-panel #kevin-mitnick #pants-spigot #plant #unix #vi #woodring-field-background |
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530 | 3/9/2000 | the pincers of power! spigot: TO THE GROUND WITH YOU! DOWN -- BEFORE THE MIGHT OF DORMAMMU
pants: THE ANCIENT ONE IS SENDING ME A MENTAL SUMMONS ! THE TIME IS AT HAND -- HE WILL CHOOSE THE INSTANT! AND -- HE TELLS ME -- NOW
spigot: WHAT IS THIS ?? YOU START TO DRAW BACK -- STRAINING AGINST ME AS IF WITH NEW-FOUND STRENGTH
pants: THE TIME FOR PRETENSE IS PAST!
spigot: I WANTED TO DO THE HULK VS. THE THING
|
pants spigot |
#dorammu #dr-strange #fantastic-four #hulk #marvel #pants-spigot #sfw #strange-tales #typo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
531 | 3/10/2000 | this week's newsletter spigot: AGAIN PEOPLE PLEASE LEAVE SOME DICK FOR OTHERS
spigot: IF EVERYONE JUST GARGLED THEM ALL UP AND DOWN AND EVERY WHICH WAY HOW DO YOU THINK THE NEXT GAY PERSON MIGHT FEEL
spigot: I'LL BET NOT TOO GOOD |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #cocksucking #dick #gay #marriage #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
532 | 3/11/2000 | mental note deuce: MENTAL NOTE: DO MONOLOGUES ON SUNDAYS WHEN NO ONE ELSE IS AROUND SO NO ONE INTERRUPTS SLASH STEALS PUNCHLINES |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #may #mental-note #monologue #punchline #sfw #sunday #woodring-stairs-background |
|
533 | 3/12/2000 | wheelchair ramp spigot: MY JUNIOR YEAR IS REALLY MY MOST IMPORTANT YEAR EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: HOARRKKTH BULLETS THROUGH MY HEAD AND MOUTH AND FACE AND BALLS AND LEGS
spigot: I HOPE BYU HAS A WHEELCHAIR RAMP |
spigot |
#ada #balls #bullets #byu #education #mormon #mousehole #mouth #nuts-of-spigot #school #school-shooting #spigot-solo #university #utah #wheelchair #wheelchair-ramp #woodring-room-background |
|
534 | 3/13/2000 | cherry spigot: TOO DAZED WITH DICKS TO BOOKMARK THE BABYLON 5 FAQ
spigot: PROBLEMS
spigot: TALKING TO YOU ONLINE FOLKS
pants: SORRY WAS BUSY STUFFING MY FACE WITH CARROTS STICKS AND CELERY
spigot: AND
pants: AND CAKE
pants: AND A HOSTESS PIE (CHERRY)
spigot: WE ALL LICK DICKS DON'T WE
deuce: MORE OR LESS
|
deuce pants spigot |
#babylon-5 #cake #carrots #celery #dazed-with #deuce-pants-spigot #dicklicking #dicks #fat #fatness #folks #food #hostess #mouth-of-pants #pie #problems #woodring-room-background |
|
535 | 3/14/2000 | come on world pants: BE GAY WITH ME
spigot: AND THEY'RE OFF
spigot: [LONE RANGER THEME] |
pants spigot |
#be-gay-with-me #lone-ranger #music #pants-spigot #william-tell-overture #woodring-room-background |
|
536 | 3/15/2000 | deuce as job deuce: I HAVE TAPED A CROSS TO MY DOOR BUT STILL THE DICKS COME POURING IN AT NIGHT
deuce: DEAR GOD HOW CAN I POSSIBLY WORSHIP YOU WHEN YOU HAVE SENT THESE THINGS TO POUND AROUND MY FACE/ASS/HAIR
deuce: I MEAN JESUS DICKS AND PRICKS GIVE ME A SIGN OR SOMETHING I FEEL LIKE JOB (PRONOUNCED J-O-B THOUGH) |
deuce |
#ass #bible #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #dicks #face #god #jesus #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
|
537 | 3/16/2000 | i'm with e-z lay spigot: FOLKS I JUST TOOK A DATE-RAPE DRUG AND I'LL BE OUTSIDE ON THE LAWN |
spigot |
#date-rape-drug #drugs #folks #lawn #mousehole #null #rape #rohypnol #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
538 | 3/17/2000 | the economics of electronic commerce atandt: CHAPTER ONE: ELECTRONIC COMMERCE AND THE INTERNET
atandt: CHAPTER TWO: CHARACTERISTICS OF DIGITAL PRODUCTS AND PROCESSES
atandt: CHAPTER THREE: INTERNET INFRASTRUCTURE AND PRICING
atandt: CHAPTER FOUR: ECONOMIC ASPECTS OF COPYRIGHT PROTECTION
atandt: CHAPTER FIVE: WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR WANG IS STUCK FAST IN THE GLORY HOLE
atandt: CHAPTER SIX: HOW TO TELL IF YOU'RE A JOHN OR A JOHN'S JOHN
atandt: CHAPTER SEVEN: OOF URF YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE
atandt: PLEASE SEND HELP OR MCDONALD'S |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #books #chapters #glory-hole #help #john #johnny-cash #mcdonalds #urf #wang #woodring-field-background |
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539 | 3/18/2000 | and he said unto them pants: AND SO JESUS CAME OUT OF THE CAVE AND SAID "IT'S OKAY TO BE GAY"
pants: GHALUGHLUAGH
spigot: BUALBGULABGLUAG
deuce: HLUAGHULALGAG |
deuce pants spigot |
#angry-panel #bible #bonequest-hd #cave #cocksucking-noises #coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #gay #huffy-pants #jesus #religion #woodring-stairs-background |
|
540 | 3/19/2000 | lies spigot: YOU LIED ABOUT DOCTOR WHO BEING IN YOUR PANTS POCKET
deuce: IT WAS AT MOST AN EXAGGERATION
spigot: MY MOUTH IS BIGGER ON THE INSIDE THAN THE OUU OWW HOOF |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dr-who #drunk-deuce #gay-dads #hoof #low-res #spigot-points #tardis #woodring-room-background |
|
541 | 3/20/2000 | a little uninteresting atandt: DID SOMEONE SAY FOOD
deuce: SHUT UP ALREADY
atandt: I FEEL UNLOVED
deuce: AND PROBABLY A LITTLE UNINTERESTING
atandt: THAT TOO |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #drunk-deuce #food #mousehole #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
542 | 3/21/2000 | making change pants: ARE WE THE JERKCITY PLAYERS OR JUST COMMON FAGS
spigot: SIR I AM VERY CLEARLY SLIDING THE $10 BETWEEN THE STALL WALLS
pants: RETURNING A FIVE AND FIVE ONES INDIVIDUALLY
spigot: I'M GOING TO NEED CHANGE FOR THE METER (BANGING, FLUSHING) |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #bonequest-hd #change #fags #glory-hole #huffy-pants #iris-was-born #pants-spigot #toilet #woodring-stairs-background |
|
543 | 3/22/2000 | aikido spigot: DID I SAY AIKIDO??? I MEANT MY SKILLS AS A TURNTABLEIST
spigot: A PTTHT
spigot: A FPFPFPF
deuce: VRP A VRP A VRP A VRP
pants: O SOLO BONERS (JUST JOINING IN)
spigot: I'M JAMMIN' ON THE ONE LIKE THEO HUXTABLE!!!!!
pants: WE ARE ALL GLEAMING THE CUBE
deuce: STEVIE WONDER GUEST STARS
pants: I HAVE A CONDITION KNOWN AS COTTONMOUTH, THE MUNCHIES
deuce: PLEASE SETTLE DOWN
pants: I AM STILL VERY THIRSTY |
deuce pants spigot |
#ableist #boner #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #mouth-of-pants #rap #stevie-wonder #woodring-field-background |
|
544 | 3/23/2000 | o untimely death pants: I CAN'T SEE WITH THIS BLINDING WHITE LIGHT
pants: I DON'T WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN NOW !!! MY WORK IS NOT DONE HERE !!!
pants: AT LEAST PUT ME BACK ON EARTH IN THE BODY OF A COCKSUCKER |
pants |
#cocksucking #heaven #madonna #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
545 | 3/24/2000 | a cornfed american beauty pants: MY MOUTH
pants: SHE'S A BEAUTY
pants: AIN'T SHE
atandt: A ONE IN A MILLION MOUTH
|
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #bonequest-hd #huffy-pants #mouth #mouth-of-pants #sfw #the-tubes #woodring-field-background |
|
546 | 3/25/2000 | an open letter to ayn rand deuce: T AYN I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT A NOVEL WHERE A CHARACTER HAS A 200 PAGE MONOLOGUE ISN'T A NOVEL YOU'VE GOT THERE IT'S A STEAMING PILE OF SHIT
spigot: ATLAS SUCKED |
deuce spigot |
#atlas-shrugged #ayn-rand #deuce-spigot #monologue #plant #woodring-field-background |
|
547 | 3/26/2000 | pastries pants: PASTRIES IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM !!!!!!
pants: PASTRIES AND PIES AND ALL THINGS GREAT AND SMALL FILLED WITH JELLY, CUSTARD
spigot: GO AWAY, YOU HORRIBLE PEAR-SHAPED ADMIN
pants: GASP
spigot: YES!!!!! YOUR BIG FAT ASS IS BLOCKING MY OTHERWISE PERFECT VIEW OF EMPTY SPACE
pants: EYES FILLING UP WITH TEARS
spigot: I SAID FUCKING GET OUT!!!!!
pants: SOB CHOKE DUH
spigot: HOMPTH HURMPTH COFFEE CAKE |
pants spigot |
#cake #choking #coffee #coffee-cake #fat #homph #pants-spigot #pie #tears #woodring-room-background |
|
548 | 3/27/2000 | pretty good piss spigot: POLICE CHALLENGE PENTAGON INVESTIGAION AND SHOOT GAYS
spigot: AJGF9402JGEIDA;JLG49E0WIRKDIVAO <-- MY PGP
deuce: I THINK YOUR PGP KEY HAS BEEN COMPROMISED (CLEARLY IT'S GAY) |
deuce spigot |
#drunk-deuce #encryption #gay #pants-spigot #pgp #police #poo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
549 | 3/28/2000 | a poem by dick dick: GLORIOUS ORGAN
dick: NEAR PERFECT DICK
dick: FONDLING ORPHANS
dick: QUITE A NEAT TRICK
dick: THANK YOU |
dick |
#dick-solo #orphans #poetry #pricks #woodring-stairs-background |
|
550 | 3/29/2000 | untitled #4 pants: LITTLE BONGHIT
deuce: SUCKING ???
pants: WHAT DOES YOUR SANDWICH BOARD SAY
deuce: I AM SUFFERING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION
deuce: HHHHH AIR PLZ
pants: I CANNOT ALLOW THIS
spigot: PIGTAILS |
deuce pants spigot |
#bonghit #coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #heart-attack #hhhhh #marijuana #sandwich-board #untitled #woodring-stairs-background |
|
551 | 3/30/2000 | poetry slam atandt: AN ODE TO THE HOMELESS OF SAN FRANCISCO
atandt: OH, HOMELESS
atandt: OH, HOMELESS
atandt: STRONG OF HEART
atandt: STRONG OF WILL
atandt: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY BEFORE I BEAT YOU SENSELESS WITH MY FUCKING NUTS
atandt: THANK U
atandt: WORRIED ABOUT 2PAC |
atandt |
#20-something-year-old #2pac #atandt-solo #bay-area #dong #homeless #mountain-background #nuts #poetry #san-francisco |
|
552 | 3/31/2000 | random senseless cocksucking deuce: WELL WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR FREE I WAS UP LATE DRINKING |
deuce |
#alcohol #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #limerick #nantucket #woodring-stairs-background |
|
553 | 4/1/2000 | seti@home deuce: I'M A SETI@HOME USER !!!!!
deuce: I TRACK THE PROGRESS OF MY WORK UNITS VERY CLOSELY !!!!!!!
deuce: I CAN TELL YOU WHERE IN THE SKY MY WORK UNITS ARE FROM !!!!!!!!!
deuce: I FEEL LIKE I HAVE THE RIGHT --
deuce: NAY, RESPONISIBLITY --
deuce: TO OPEN MY FAT FUCKING MOUTH
deuce: WHENEVER I THINK OF SOME SHIT STUPID SCHEME FOR IMPROVING SETI !!!!!!!
deuce: SIR YOUR BOOT AND MY NECK
spigot: I HACKED THE SETI SCREEN SAVER SO IT ALWAYS LOOKS SPIKEY AND IMPORTANT!!!!
deuce: NOT KIDDING ABOUT THAT BOOT
spigot: I WILL WIN THE PEACE PRIZE, REWARD MONEY |
deuce spigot |
#boot #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #fat-fucking-mouth #filler-panel #nobel #seti #violent-disapproval #woodring-stairs-background |
|
554 | 4/2/2000 | BEENZ spigot: CLICK HERE TO SIGN MY GUESTBOO</HREF>
deuce: FUCK YOU
spigot: BEENZ!!!!!!!!!! THE WEB'S CURRENCY
deuce: THE MORE YOU EAT / THE MLG KFSHLG LSGHSLG HLSHGSG
spigot: EVERYTHING I TOUCH TURNS INTO BEENZ
deuce: BEENZ BEENZ / THEY MAKE YOU FSHLGLS GHSLGHLS HGSG
spigot: TIME TO KICK IT AND STREAM THESE BEENZ BROADBAND STYLE
deuce: POUND MY ASS
spigot: BEENZ.COM PURCHASES MACROMEDIA FOR RECORD TEN BILLION BEENZ |
deuce spigot |
#beans #beenz #business #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #flash #guestbook #html #internet #macromedia #midas-touch #woodring-stairs-background |
|
555 | 4/3/2000 | weather advisory atandt: SEVERE WEATHER ADVISORY
atandt: MY FACE
atandt: YOUR NUTS
atandt: UHGUGHUGHUGHGUHG
atandt: TOMORROW: PARTLY CLOUDY
atandt: YOUR NUTS AGAIN
spigot: SCATTERED SHOWERS |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #face #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #piss #weather #woodring-room-background |
|
556 | 4/4/2000 | please transpose me deuce: I AM A MATRIX PRODUCT PLEASE TRANSPOSE ME |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #math #matrix-math #sfw #why-was-this-redone #woodring-stairs-background |
|
557 | 4/5/2000 | the urine spigot: HURRFGGHLGHLGUHGGLE HEY SOMEONE CLEANED UP THE URINE BACK HERE GURRRHUNGGUH |
spigot |
#low-res #spigot-solo #urine #woodring-stairs-background |
|
558 | 4/6/2000 | the black dot from adventure pants: *
deuce: THE BLACK DOT FROM ADVENTURE CAN NOT HELP YOU NOW |
deuce pants |
#custom-background #deuce-pants |
|
559 | 4/7/2000 | kit kats spigot: THIS NEWSGROUP IS FOR ***SERIOUS*** PERL LOVERS ONLY IN THE 415
deuce: I HAVE A BOX OF KIT KATS !!!! CAN'T I JOIN
spigot: THESE CLIP ART CD'S PROVE I'M ABLE TO DESIGN ***YOUR*** E-BUSINESS!!!!
spigot: CLICK HERE TO EMAIL ME!!!!!!!!!
spigot: YOU CAN DISMISS THE GEOCITIES POP-UP WINDOW BY CLICKING THE CLOSE BOX
pants: CAN I ALSO CLICK ON THE WINDOW'S DISMISS BUTTON ?!!??! OR USE XKILL
deuce: WHERE DID ALL MY KIT KATS GO
pants: YOU HAVE TO LEAVE NOW
deuce: I FEEL USED |
deuce pants spigot |
#area-code #bay-area #candy #clip-art #deuce-pants-spigot #e-business #geocities #kit-kat #kit-kats #newsgroup #perl #sfw #telephony #unix #usenet #woodring-field-background #xkill |
|
560 | 4/8/2000 | the bargains spigot: SIR YOU ARE PUNCHING MY TEEF OU ANG I HAVENG EVEN SHOWG YOU THE BARGAINS |
spigot |
#advertising #low-res #mountain-background #spigot-solo #violence |
|
561 | 4/9/2000 | stuck in the toilet deuce: I GOT MY ASS STUCK IN THE TOILET AGAIN
deuce: CROWBAR PLZ
deuce: I CANNOT FIND THE ZEN IN THIS
deuce: HURRY |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #toilet #woodring-room-background |
|
562 | 4/10/2000 | badly confused pants: WHAT PAGE ARE WE ON
pants: HOW DID I GET HERE
pants: COULD I PLEASE HAVE A SANDWICH, A COLA
pants: WHY IS THE MAN KEEPING ME DOWN
pants: WHY IS THE MAN KEEPING ME DOWN IN HIS LAP
pants: I SAID
pants: SIR
pants: OH FORGET IT AHLUGUAL HUALUBGUH AGBUALUH
|
pants |
#confusion #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
563 | 4/11/2000 | unclog pants: CAN WE PLEASE UNCLOG THE TOILET THE OLD FASHIONED WAY
pants: THIS VENTI MOCHA IS MAKING ME SQUIRTY
spigot: BETTER REGISTER AN EPINION
pants: IT'S ALL OVER THE KEYBOARD
pants: THE POINTING DEVICE
spigot: THAT'S OUT THEN
pants: PRESSING THE STAR KEY FOR CUSTOMER SERVICE
spigot: NOWHERE DOT FATLAB DOT MIDDLEAMERICA DOT EDU |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #poo #toilet-antics #url #woodring-field-background |
|
564 | 4/12/2000 | another pop up window spigot: CLICK HERE TO BEGIN TARZAN'S INTERACTIVE ADVENTURE!!!!!
spigot: CMD-W
spigot: ANOTHER POP UP WINDOW??????
spigot: CLICK HERE TO DO LAUNDRY AND MAKE POTSTICKERS WITH MULAN!!!!!
spigot: ALT+F4 |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
565 | 4/13/2000 | rands is thinking about dick |
rands |
#alien #dick #hey-its-rands #no-dialog #rands-solo #uncensored #woodring-stairs-background |
|
566 | 4/14/2000 | dick-like pants: CAN WE BOTH LIKE DICK
pants: THAT'S RIGHT: LIKE
pants: AS IN: WE WILL SIT AROUND AND APPRECIATE DICK
pants: (WRITE POEMS, SING SONGS, ETC.)
deuce: I DON'T KNOW SOUNDS A LITTLE QUEER TO ME
deuce: THE JOKE THERE BEING THAT ACTUALLY SUCKING, LICKING DICK, ETC. IS PERFECTLY STRAIGHT
deuce: BUT SITTING AROUND AND WRITING POETRY AND SONGS ABOUT DICK IS TOTALLY GAY
deuce: APPLAUSE
pants: I WILL BE GAY FOR UNDER A DOLLAR |
deuce pants |
#analysis #applause #comedy #deuce-pants #dick #dicklicking #dicks #drunk-deuce #gay4pay #poetry #queer #straight #woodring-field-background |
|
567 | 4/15/2000 | the early years (act 1, scene 1) pants: HMN
spigot: WHAT
pants: OH NOTHING
spigot: I THOUGHT YOU SAID SOMETHING
pants: NO, NO |
pants spigot |
#filler-panel #nothing #pants-spigot #play #series #sfw #woodring-den-background |
|
568 | 4/16/2000 | the early years (act 1, scene 2) pants: UH
pants: YOU WANNA GET SOMETHING TO EAT
spigot: UH
spigot: MAYBE LATER
pants: WE CAN GET BURRITOS OR SOMETHING
|
pants spigot |
#burritos #early-days-series #food #pants-spigot #plant #play #series #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
569 | 4/17/2000 | the stairs spigot: CHRISTOPHER REEVE PRESENTS STEPHEN KING'S THE STAIRS |
spigot |
#christopher-reeve #low-res #mousehole #sfw #spigot-solo #stairs #stephen-king #woodring-room-background |
|
570 | 4/18/2000 | space face pants: SPACE FACE
spigot: A MOUTH NOT UNLIKE THE TARDIS
pants: MORE LIKE SICK & TIRED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: MORE LIKE I'LL BE IN TECH SUPPORT MY WHOLE LIFE !!!!!!! CLICK HERE FOR USER FRIENDLY BANNERS
pants: WELP !!!!!!!!!!!! I'M A LOSER
|
pants spigot |
#dr-who #face #pants-spigot #sfw #space #tardis #tech-support #user-friendly #woodring-field-background |
|
571 | 4/19/2000 | pass it on spigot: I NOTICE WHEN I CLEAN THE PIPE THE DOPE SMOKE ACTUALLY GETS ME HIGH !!!!!!!! BEEP DEUCE PASS IT ON !!!!!!!!!
deuce: I DO NOT BELIEVE ONE WORD OF THAT
spigot: THINK OF IT AS PUNCHING A WOMAN IN THE MOUTH TO ENSURE A MORE FOCUSED "B.J." IF YOU KNOW WHERE I'M GOING WITH THAT
deuce: NO BUT NOW I'M AROUSED |
deuce spigot |
#aroused #blowjob #deuce-spigot #dope #marijuana #misogyny #mousehole #women #woodring-room-background |
|
572 | 4/20/2000 | pee fight deuce: PEE FIGHT
spigot: WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO
spigot: THIS IS CHANNEL #FUNNYJOKES NOT CHANNEL #PRESSRELEASE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #irc #pee #spigot-pants #woodring-field-background |
|
573 | 4/21/2000 | sir yes sir deuce: WINDOWS NT PEOPLE
spigot: THAT STANDS FOR NICE TITS
deuce: WRONG-O
spigot: YOU SPELLED "YES SIR" INCORRECTLY
deuce: YES SIR |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #spelling #windows #windows-nt #woodring-stairs-background |
|
574 | 4/22/2000 | sir your tongue is much too close pants: SIR YOUR TONGUE IS MUCH TOO MUCH TOO MUCH TOO CLOSE
deuce: AHHHHHHH
pants: SIR YOUR TONGUE IS MUCH TOO MUCH TOO MUCH TOO CLOSE
deuce: AHHHHHHH
pants: SIR YOUR TONGUE IS MUCH TOO MUCH TOO MUCH TOO CLOSE
deuce: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #repetition #tongue #woodring-stairs-background |
|
575 | 4/23/2000 | some really good shit spigot: I'M THE UNABOMBER
spigot: HIDDLY PIDDLY HOOOBOOO BLUBLUBLUB I'LL BLOW UP MY OWN BALLS
spigot: I LIVE IN A CABIN AND RIDE MY BIKE
spigot: BUT I'M NOT QUEER - I'M THE UNABOMBER
spigot: HURRRRRRRR HOOOOO BOP WOP |
spigot |
#balls #bicycle #hurr #nuts-of-spigot #queer #robert-downey-jr #spigot-solo #unabomber #woodring-room-background |
|
576 | 4/24/2000 | sprint sense hurts pants: GIVE ME A DOLLAR
spigot: ONE MINUTE TWO MINUTES THRRRRRRRRRRRRR SPRINT SENSE HURTS
pants: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
spigot: MY BATHROOM
pants: RUGBURN ON MY FOREHEAD PEOPLE THIS SUCKS
|
pants spigot |
#money #pain #pants-spigot #rugburn #sprint #woodring-den-background |
|
577 | 4/25/2000 | talking on the computer spigot: I AM TALKING ON THE COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!
pants: BEEP BOOP 100100010 1010101101 00101100101 MEANS I LICK DICK |
pants spigot |
#binary #dicklicking #irc #mousehole #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
|
578 | 4/26/2000 | the toilet story pants: I WAS ONLY IN THERE WITH HIM BECAUSE HE THREATENED ME
pants: WELL I *FELT* THREATENED ANYWAY
pants: AND THAT'S WHAT THE WHOLE TOILET STORY IS REALLY ABOUT
spigot: I THINK YOU WERE JUST COLD
pants: OKAY
spigot: I THINK YOU DO KNOW
spigot: I THINK YOU COULD ELABORATE MUCH MORE ABOUT WHAT GOES IN THOSE PLACES
pants: DON'T BLOW IT FOR ME
spigot: "DUH SPIGOT I'M GOING OUT FOR SMOKES BACK LATER" YOU DON'T EVEN SMOKE
|
pants spigot |
#gay #huffy-pants #lies #pants-spigot #toilet #toilet-antics #woodring-field-background |
|
579 | 4/27/2000 | the way you close your eyes pants: FLOSSING IS GROOVY |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #dental-hygiene #flossing #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
580 | 4/28/2000 | mousing around hanford: NO I WILL NOT
hanford: I'M NOT DOING DICK ON OR OFF CAMERA, MY LAST CHECK BOUNCED AND YOU STILL OWE ME FOR OVERTIME FROM APRIL
: GENTLE READER: DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES WE WILL BE SHOWING A SERIES OF INTROSPECTIVE STRIPS SOONER THAN WE HAD ORIGINALLY PLANNED. WE APPRECIATE YOUR SUPPORT IN THIS MATTER. YOURS, ROOT@JERKCITY.COM |
hanford |
#april #dick #edited #email-address #hanford-solo #overtime #series #woodring-field-background #zen-boners #zen-boners-week |
|
581 | 4/29/2000 | pants in repose pants: YES HI IT'S ME PANTS FROM JER-- BONEQUEST
pants: WHAT KIND OF MONSTER WOULD DO SUCH A THING
pants: PERHAPS HE WOULD BE VERY ATTRACTIVE AND SMELL NICE
pants: BUT STILL A MONSTER |
pants |
#monster #pants-from-jerkcity #pants-solo #series #sfw #woodring-stairs-background #zen-boners #zen-boners-week |
|
582 | 4/30/2000 | tranquillity of mind (zen boners 2 of 4) spigot: FOR THE LAST TIME I DID NOT USE YOUR TOWEL |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #series #spigot-solo #towel #woodring-field-background #zen-boners #zen-boners-week |
|
583 | 5/1/2000 | pants has a secret (zen boners 3 of 4) pants: JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME ...
pants: ... I AM WILLING TO BE GAY WITH YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU
pants: PASS IT ON |
pants |
#be-gay-with-me #gay #pants-solo #secret #series #woodring-room-background #zen-boners #zen-boners-week |
|
584 | 5/2/2000 | introspective (zen boners 4 of 4) deuce: YEAH
deuce: FUCK YEAH |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #deucegrin #lowercase #mousehole #series #woodring-room-background #zen-boners #zen-boners-week |
|
585 | 5/3/2000 | the end pants: CAN WE START RECYCLING OLD STRIPS YET ?!?!?
pants: THIS IS A GOOD TIME FOR SPRING CLEANING
atandt: GAAAAA
pants: THIS IS ALSO A GOOD TIME FOR LICKING DICK
pants: ARE YOU WITH ME PRIVATE ATANDT
atandt: UGHGLHG
pants: CAN I HAVE A BOOST SO WE CAN GET THIS THING STARTED
atandt: BUHRRR
pants: I AM LICKING DICKS IN A PAPER BAG
pants: OH YOU'RE BACK EH
atandt: I MEAN UH HUGHUGGHARR
pants: IS THIS A RE-RUN OR IS THIS A RE-RUN
atandt: CAN I GO |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #dicklicking #lies #meta #private-dicklicker #rerun #woodring-stairs-background |
|
586 | 5/4/2000 | tree frogs katrina: WHAT'S THIS IN MY INBOX?
pants: OH GOD YOU SCARED ME
katrina: >> AFRICAN TREE FROGS FOR SALE
pants: INDEED MADAME, I AM SELLING ALL MY AFRICAN TREE FROGS
katrina: WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME?
pants: BECAUSE YOU'RE ON MY AFRICAN TREE FROG MAILING LIST!!!
katrina: WHO PUT ME THERE?
pants: I DID
katrina: WELL I'D APPRECIATE YOU NOT SPAMMING ME ANY FURTHER !!!!
katrina: GOOD DAY SIR
pants: GOOD DAY
pants: SUBJECT: $$$$$ AMERICA IS K-RAZY FOR TREE FROGS $$$$$$$$ |
katrina pants |
#africa #credited-woman #frog #katrina #katrina-pants #mailing-list #mousehole #spam #woodring-room-background |
|
587 | 5/5/2000 | p.e.e. spigot: PREMATURE EJACULATION ENCOURAGEMENT
pants: HUHHHHHHHHHHHHH BURGERS |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #burgers #ejaculation #pants-spigot #woodring-field-background |
|
588 | 5/6/2000 | waxing gay deuce: IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THAT IT'S ALREADY 1997
deuce: TIME FLIES WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
|
589 | 5/7/2000 | dicklicking clarification deuce: I WANT CLARIFICATION ON MY DICKLICKING
pants: I AM GOING TO LICK YOUR DICK FROM 7:10 TO 7:14 AT WHICH POINT YOU WILL GUM UP THE WORKS AND TIP ME A WOODEN NICKEL WHICH I WILL PROMPTLY EAT
deuce: DONE
deuce: AND I MEAN DONE |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #deuce-pants #dick #dicklicking #mousehole #nickel #stoned #woodring-stairs-background |
|
590 | 5/8/2000 | leftwise, rightways pants: GLUG ME DOWN LEFTWISE AND RIGHTWAYS
deuce: I DON'T NEED TO FOLLOW YOUR SPECIFIC INSTRUCTIONS
pants: BUT
deuce: WHAT IF I WANT TO GO RIGHT AND THEN LEFT AND THEN UP
pants: BUT I
deuce: WHAT ARE YOU A NAZI ???
pants: MY POINT IS THAT RIGHT AND THEN LEFT AND THEN UP VIOLATES THE PRIME DIRECTIVE
deuce: OH
deuce: I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN
deuce: WELL WE'RE AT AN IMPASS HERE
deuce: SO I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE YOU FROM BEHIND
pants: THAT IS A LEGAL MOVE AND LUAHGOLAL
|
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #directions #glug #mousehole #nazi #star-trek #typo #woodring-room-background |
|
591 | 5/9/2000 | louding pants: BONERPLEX
pants: LOUDING
deuce: THAT WOULD BE 10^10^BONERS
pants: NOTHING AT ALL LIKE ROLLERBALL |
deuce pants |
#boner #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #mousehole #number #rollerball #woodring-room-background |
|
592 | 5/10/2000 | gay rights right now spigot: WELCOME TO WILD WILD CYBERSPACE
spigot: PUNCHING YOUR THROAT
pants: OUR RIGHTS ONLINE
spigot: WHAT ABOUT GAY RIGHTS ONLINE
spigot: GAY RIGHTS NOW
pants: THEY MUST BE DEFENDED AT ALL COSTS
spigot: GAY RIGHTS FOR EVERYONE
spigot: GAY GAY GAY GYA GAY GAY $(*RG#(R)GJ
spigot: URK
pants: MAN DOWN |
pants spigot |
#cyberspace #gay-rights #pants-spigot #violence #woodring-stairs-background |
|
593 | 5/11/2000 | save me a seat pants: SAVE ME A SEAT
pants: BY WHICH I MEAN A TOILET SEAT!!!! A SEAT ON THE TOILET GHLAHLUAGHAG
pants: LOVELY ACOUSTICS IN HERE |
pants |
#cocksucking-noises #coy-pants #pants-solo #toilet-antics #woodring-stairs-background |
|
594 | 5/12/2000 | pants vs. the boner monster pants: WELL I TAMED THE BONER MONSTER !!! WHO WANTS TO PET IT |
pants |
#ass #boner #boner-monster #christ-jesus #jesus #monster #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
595 | 5/13/2000 | pants tries to lick a giant spider's dick pants: THE GIANT SPIDER IS JUST INTO SITTING STILL AND SIGHING !!! I WILL PET HIM !!!! OW OW
pants: OW OW HE DOES NOT APPEAR TO HAVE A DICK I CAN LICK OW OW OW
pants: TOO MANY |
pants |
#dicklicking #meta #pants-solo #photoshop #spiders #video-games #woodring-room-background |
|
596 | 5/14/2000 | your mother should know (doot doot) pants: YOUR MOTHER SHOULD KNOW (DOOT DOOT)
pants: HOW TO EAT SHIT: AN ESSAY
pants: CHAPTER ONE: SHIT EATING
pants: HAULGHA LHF08YF CHOMP HORBFHLF BALGBAG
deuce: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S 326 PAGES OF THAT
pants: AND $49.95
pants: EVEN AT SUPER CROWN !!!
deuce: WELL IT **IS** THE DEFINITIVE REFERENCE |
deuce pants |
#beatles #coprophagia #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
|
597 | 5/15/2000 | a moment of silence deuce: COULD WE PLEASE HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR MY BONER
: DEUCE SNIFFLES QUIETLY
deuce: THANK YOU LADIES AND GENTLEMEN |
deuce |
#boner #caption #deuce-solo #ladies-and-gentlemen #moment-of-silence #oasis #woodring-den-background |
|
598 | 5/16/2000 | a jerkcity tribute pants: A JERKCITY TRIBUTE TO THE LESS IMPORTANT CHARACTERS STARRING MOST OF THEM
spigot: YAY
pants: I MEAN TO SAY THE ONES THAT ARE LESS FUNNY OR WHATEVER IS LESS INSULTING
spigot: JUST TRY TO BE QUIET
pants: I AM SO SORRY FOR THE TROUBLE I CAUSED
spigot: A WHAT
|
pants spigot |
#many-characters #meta #pants-spigot #the-gangs-all-here #uncredited-character #woodring-room-background |
|
599 | 5/17/2000 | the sweetbread shortage pants: I HAVE MICROSOFT ON THE HORN !!! THEY'RE VERY CONCERNED ABOUT THE SWEETBREAD SHORTAGE |
pants |
#high-res #marijuana #microsoft #pants-solo #single-panel #sweetbread #telephony #woodring-room-background |
|
600 | 5/18/2000 | immigrant song spigot: I'M A DESPERATE 20-SOMETHING CLINGING TO THE BELIEF THAT TALENT IS GENETIC
pants: MY GRANDFATHER USED TO DRAW JERKCITY |
pants spigot |
#20-something-year-old #disney #grandfather-of-pants #led-zeppelin #meta #newsradio #pants-spigot #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
601 | 5/19/2000 | whole lotta love spigot: I HIT MY BALL INTO THE BUTTERCUPS
pants: WELL REACH RIGHT IN AND PULL IT OUT YOU SILLY GOOSE |
pants spigot |
#filler-panel #flowers #goose #led-zeppelin #mousehole #newsradio #pants-spigot #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
602 | 5/20/2000 | since i've been loving you spigot: DEAR STEVE CASE!! I HAVE BEEN AN AOL MEMBER FOR THREE DAYS!!! BUT MY SOUTH PARK SOUNDS ARE BROKEN/DON'T PLAY
spigot: STALKING THE DOG SHIT AND REALLY KEEPING AN EYE ON IT / FACE IN IT
pants: MY LAVA LAMP TOLD ME TO SHOOT THE NEIGHBORS (AND TO SMOKE POT, SIT AROUND)
deuce: BETTER DO THE ONE THING FIRST OR YOU'LL NEVER GET AROUND TO IT
pants: THE UNIVERSE EXPLODED
|
deuce pants spigot |
#aol #deuce-pants-spigot #dogshit #drunk-deuce #funloving-nonsense #hhhhh #lava-lamp #led-zeppelin #marijuana #newsradio #south-park #woodring-room-background |
|
603 | 5/21/2000 | dazed and confused spigot: BOSTON WAGES FIGHT AGAINST CANCER
spigot: BOSTON 0 CANCER 80,000,000,000
spigot: MY UNDIAGNOSED UNCHECKED LUMPS!!!!!!!! TIME FOR YEARS OF PAINFUL CHEMO!!!!! HURRR OW MY HAIR THE DAILY SPINAL TAPS AND BLHLGUBHLBHLUG THROWING UP BLOOD BEFORE I FINALLY DECIDE TO GET OFF CHEMO AND DIE LIKE A FUCKING MAN
pants: BLAM AND BRAINS AND DONE |
pants spigot |
#blood #boston #cancer #chemotherapy #death #led-zeppelin #newsradio #pants-spigot #spinal-tap #suicide #woodring-stairs-background |
|
604 | 5/22/2000 | stairway to heaven pants: I SPECIFICALLY CHECKED "COWBOY BONER", NOT A FUCKING XMAS BONER
spigot: I CANNOT MAKE CHANGE |
pants spigot |
#boner #christmas #cowboy #font #led-zeppelin #mousehole #newsradio #pants-spigot #typo #woodring-room-background |
|
605 | 5/23/2000 | the land before time deuce: HOW COME THOSE DINOSAURS HAVE MULTICOLORED HANDKERCHIEFS IN THEIR BACK POCKETS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dinosaurs #hanky-code #land-before-time #woodring-stairs-background |
|
606 | 5/24/2000 | back in time atandt: SHALL WE GET STARTED
caveman: UGH |
atandt caveman |
#atandt-solo #low-res #renaissance-man #sfw #uncredited-character #woodring-field-background |
|
607 | 5/24/2000 | concerns spigot: CONCERNED ABOUT THE PORN
deuce: DON'T WORRY HONEY
deuce: EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL RIGHT
deuce: JUST STICK YOUR HEAD IN THERE
spigot: DARK
deuce: BE QUIET
spigot: DAMP
deuce: SHUT UP
deuce: IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP THE PORN WILL NEVER COME |
deuce spigot |
#concerned #deuce-spigot #porn #shut-up #woodring-room-background |
|
608 | 5/25/2000 | a promotion atandt: I WAS PROMOTED TO HEAD OF THE ADJUSTMENT COMMITTEE
atandt: IF THE INMATE IS SENTENCED BY THE ADJUSTMENT COMMITTEE TO ISOLATION TIME, HE WILL BE PLACED IN A SEGREGATION UNIT TO AWAIT REVIEW
atandt: THAT'S WHEN I SNEAK IN AND LICK THE DICK |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #bonequest-hi-fi #cat #dicklicking #keyboard #mountain-background #prison |
|
609 | 5/26/2000 | a big red snapper spigot: I WENT ON A FISHING TRIP WITH FIVE GUYS AND CAME BACK WITH A BIG RED SNAPPER
spigot: IT SAYS SO NEXT TO MY REFERENCES, HOME PHONE
pants: I'M A FUCK PUPPET |
spigot |
#fish #fishing #fuck-puppet #pants-spigot #phone #red-snapper #woodring-field-background |
|
610 | 5/27/2000 | slobbering deuce: I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD
deuce: MAYBE I SHOULD STOP DRINKING SCHNAPPS AT LUNCH |
deuce |
#alcohol #alcoholism #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #schnapps #woodring-stairs-background |
|
611 | 5/28/2000 | if i were spigot: IF I WERE A VIDEO GAME I'D BE KLONKY DONG |
spigot |
#dong #donkey-kong #low-res #spigot-solo #video-games #woodring-room-background |
|
612 | 5/29/2000 | calling all queers spigot: HANDS UP WHO'S A FUCKING QUEER
pants: QUEER HERE
spigot: OKAY PEOPLE IT'S 4:30 IN THE MORNING AND I'M STILL A COMPLETE FAGGOT
spigot: THIS BETTER WEAR OFF |
pants spigot |
#faggot #pants-spigot #queer #woodring-field-background |
|
613 | 5/30/2000 | must make strip funny atandt: NUTRIENT VALUE OF SEMEN INADEQUATE
atandt: MUST SEEK ALTERNATIVE FOODSTUFFS |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #food #meta #mousehole #not-funny #semen #woodring-room-background |
|
614 | 5/31/2000 | gross pants: I FOUND A WAY TO MAKE YOU
pants: I FOUND A WAY
pants: A WAY TO MAKE YOU SMILE
|
pants |
#pants-solo #rem #sfw #singing #woodring-stairs-background |
|
615 | 6/1/2000 | pants has a question pants: PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY EVERYONE THINKS MY MOUTH IS A URINAL |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants-spigot #laughing-deuce #mouth #mouth-of-pants #piss #urinal #urolagnia #woodring-field-background |
|
616 | 6/2/2000 | constantly .(spigot): DICKS
.(pants): DICKS
pants: ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING ?!?!?!?!?
spigot: I CANNOT SAY
spigot: THIS BONGHIT WILL MAKE ME FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: THREE
spigot: TWO
spigot: ONE
spigot: WHO PUT A BOOT ON MY NUTS
pants: FLAPJACKS AND OTHER MISCELLANEOUS BREAKFAST / BREAKFAST-RELATED FOODS |
pants spigot |
#bonghit #dicks #marijuana #mousehole #nuts-of-spigot #pants-spigot #thought #woodring-room-background |
|
617 | 6/3/2000 | the rockford files atandt: ROCKFORD FILES
atandt: HOGANS HEROES
atandt: BRADY BUNCH
pants: SOON IT WILL BE THE WINTER OF OUR DISCONTENT
atandt: A STARBUCKS INSIDE JERKCITY ?????????????
pants: THEN ALL THE DICKS NEED LITTLE SWEATERS |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #dicks #john-steinbeck #starbucks #television #tv #woodring-stairs-background |
|
618 | 6/4/2000 | my fag homework spigot: KERN MY NUTS AND PUNCH ME IN THE FONT
pants: T SPIGOT PLEASE HELP ME WITH MY FAG HOMEWORK
pants: T SPIGOT WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN POO AND CRAP
spigot: POO INHERITS FROM CRAP
deuce: PLEASE REFRAIN FROM USING THAT LANGUAGE
spigot: I AM SO SORRY
pants: T SPIGOT OKAY NEXT QUESTION WHAT DO I DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR
|
deuce pants spigot |
#alcohol #deuce-pants-spigot #fag #filler-panel #fonts #homework #kerning #mousehole #nuts-of-spigot #object-oriented-programming #poo #programming #sailor #school #typography #watch-the-profanity #woodring-room-background |
|
619 | 6/5/2000 | macaroni in my pants and socks deuce: MARGARITAS IN THE DEUCE PEOPLE
spigot: MACARONI IN MY PANTS AND SOCKS
deuce: COOKED OR RAW SIR
spigot: HLBUHLUHLUHLUGHBLLUGHB ZESTY PESTO HABBLE GABBLE FABBLE |
deuce spigot |
#alcohol #deuce-is-drunk #deuce-spigot #deucegrin #grin-panel #macaroni #rhyming #sfw #the-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
|
620 | 6/6/2000 | like i wouldn't know it's you at your most beautiful atandt: AVRIL03.JPG YOU HAVE A BIG FAT ASS
|
atandt |
#ass #atandt-solo #fat #filename #porn #rem #woodring-field-background |
|
621 | 6/7/2000 | honest abe spigot: I MADE UP A GAY ABRAHAM LINCOLN JOKE BUT I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S FUNNY YET
spigot: *AHEM*
deuce: ZZZ
deuce: SNORT
spigot: FOUR JERK AND SEVEN SPURTS AGO
deuce: WHAT
deuce: GRUMBLE GRUMBLE
deuce: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
spigot: GAYBRAHAM LINCOLN
deuce: IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR CRITICAL ACCLAIM SIR I SHOULD POINT OUT THAT YOUR CHECK BOUNCED
spigot: GAYBRAHAM LINCOLN
deuce: ZZZZZZ |
deuce spigot |
#abraham-lincoln #bonequest-hi-fi #creative-process #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #gay #gettysburg-address #jerking #sleep #spurt #woodring-stairs-background |
|
622 | 6/8/2000 | pants plays monopoly pants: LET'S PLAY MONOPOLY
pants: YOU GO FIRST
pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
|
pants |
#gag #monopoly #nuggh #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
623 | 6/9/2000 | poetry and pottery spigot: I EXPRESS MY ANGER THROUGH MY POTTERY
spigot: AND POETRY
spigot: AND COCKSUCKING
spigot: HRLUB HLRUHBGLURHL BUHRLUB HLURHBLUR PRICKS ON THE WHEEL
spigot: SPINNING AND WHAPPING MY MODEST LITTLE FACE
spigot: HOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOO
spigot: OKAY STINGING A LITTLE |
spigot |
#cocksucking #mousehole #poetry #pottery #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
624 | 6/10/2000 | life is beautiful spigot: I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT A CONCENTRATION CAMP I CERTAINLY CAN'T CONCENTRATE ON ANYTHING BUT ALL THE DICKS PACKED CLOSELY TO MY FACE IN THIS TRAIN CAR |
spigot |
#mousehole #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
625 | 6/11/2000 | smothered hope deuce: GALGHAGHAGLBHGLUBHGLBUAHBUAHBHLGDBHDLHLUDBHBLGUBLBUGHB GHLGHBG
deuce: NOTICE HOW IT TRANSFORMED SUBTLY
spigot: I WILL LICK IT
spigot: BUT I WILL NOT LIKE IT
deuce: LIAR
spigot: BLUGHGHGHLUGH I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #skinny-puppy #woodring-room-background |
|
626 | 6/12/2000 | an innocent question deuce: T PANTS WHAT DOES CUNNILINGUS MEAN
pants: I THINK IT IS A DINOSAUR (IT MEANS "TERRIBLE LIZARD")
deuce: HOLY CRAP |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants #dinosaurs #drunk-deuce #oral-sex #woodring-stairs-background |
|
627 | 6/13/2000 | how i spent mother's day pants: BEATING OFF TO THE CRUMB SOUNDTRACK |
pants |
#beating-off #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
628 | 6/14/2000 | profoundly mentally retarded spigot: PROFOUNDLY
spigot: MENTALLY
spigot: RETARDED
|
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
629 | 6/15/2000 | jerkcity pledge break 2 hanford: JERKCITY IS MADE POSSIBLE BY A GRANT FROM THE EXXON CORPORATION
hanford: AND VIEWERS LIKE YOU
hanford: HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE
pants: I BROKE A WINDOW |
hanford |
#bonequest-hd #bonequest-hi-fi #hanford-pants #woodring-field-background |
|
630 | 6/16/2000 | scouting locations atandt: HMM
atandt: WORKS FOR ME
net: PANTS IS COMPLAINING ABOUT HIS CHAIR AGAIN
net: EH, WE'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE
atandt: BRIGHT IN HERE
atandt: IT'S GOT THAT PURPLE VOLCANO THING GOING ON
atandt: MAYBE WE COULD GET CURTAINS
net: ON AND ON ABOUT THE CHAIR
atandt: HE DOES THAT
atandt: SO THE VOLCANO THING THEN
net: PENCIL IT IN
atandt: CHECK
net: CHINESE FOR LUNCH |
atandt net |
#atandt-net #behind-the-scenes #mountain-background |
|
631 | 6/17/2000 | my flyer spigot: I HEAR PUMPY HURDY GURDY PIPE ORGANS FROM THE TOILET AREA
spigot: DID ANYONE GET MY FLYER ABOUT MY FREE TAROT READINGS IN MY CUBE
spigot: HUBLULGUBHLUHBLU
spigot: PUBLISHING FICTION AND POLITICAL NON-FICTION HBUHLBULUHLBLU |
spigot |
#mousehole #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
632 | 6/18/2000 | warming up pants: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
pants: RRRRRRRRRRRR
pants: WWWWWWWWWWWW
pants: LLLLLLLLLLLL
pants: #############
pants: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
pants: TLKGJFLDKJLKFJG
pants: KEYBOARD WORKS |
pants |
#keyboard-testing #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
633 | 6/19/2000 | a glass of rape spigot: I HATE IT WHEN THEY DON'T TAKE IT OUT RIGHT AWAY
spigot: IT'S LIKE ENOUGH ALREADY
spigot: BUT HE'S ALL "ACTUALLY I NEED TO FINISH"
spigot: SO I JUST BEND THERE AND TAKE IT
spigot: "HMM, I'LL BE DONE IN A MINUTE"
spigot: WHILE I HAVE THAT DOPEY BORED LOOK ON MY FACE
spigot: I'LL HAVE A CROISSANDWICH AND A GLASS OF RAPE |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
634 | 6/20/2000 | a two prick system spigot: I'M AN ADULT GAY MALE SEEKING DISCREET SAFE J/O
deuce: I DON'T SEE HOW J/O CAN BE SAFE IF YOU USE YOUR MOUTH AND ASS
spigot: I HAVE A TWO-PRICK SYSTEM
spigot: WHERE IF ONE SPURTS . . .
spigot: I CAN CONTINUE SUCKING ON THE SPARE
spigot: I JAM THEM AND POKE THEM INTO MY FACE
spigot: SOMETIMES WITH SUCH FORCE I NEED SOMEONE TO HELP ME LIE DOWN FOR AWHILE
deuce: I WOULD LIKE NOT TO DISCUSS THIS ANY FURTHER |
deuce spigot |
#adult-gay-male #deuce-spigot #gay #masturbation #woodring-stairs-background |
|
635 | 6/21/2000 | rape cops part 1: the thin blue line spigot: OKAY LADY
spigot: STOP CRYING FOR TWO SECONDS
spigot: LIMIT YOUR DESCRIPTION OF THE RAPE TO STEPS TO REPRODUCE
spigot: DON'T TRY TO TECHNICALLY DIAGNOSE THE RAPE
deuce: DID HE RAPE YOU LIKE THIS
deuce: OR LIKE THIS
spigot: BETTER LIKE THIS OR BETTER LIKE THIS
spigot: HURTS MORE HERE OR HURTS MORE HERE
: TO BE CONTINUED |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #police #rape #rape-cops #series #uncredited-character #woodring-stairs-background |
|
636 | 6/22/2000 | rape cops part 2: to serve and protect spigot: HEY YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO "REPORT" THE GUY
spigot: WELL MAYBE WE'D GO LOOK FOR HIM
spigot: IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A DUMB FAT GIRL
spigot: "RAPED". WHATEVER.
deuce: YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO COOPERATE IF YOU WANT US TO INVESTIGATE THIS MATTER
deuce: NOW LIE DOWN AND CLOSE YOUR EYES, YOU DUMB CUNT
spigot: NO YOU CAN'T TALK TO A WOMAN POLICEMAN WE FIRED THEM ALL OVER THE WEEKEND
spigot: BECAUSE THEY KEPT FUCKING UP
: TO BE CONTINUED |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #rape-cops #uncredited-character #woodring-stairs-background |
|
637 | 6/23/2000 | rape cops part 3: jerkcity's finest deuce: YOU DON'T DOUCHE VERY REGULARLY, DO YOU
spigot: NOW DID HE GIVE YOU THAT BRUISE THERE
spigot: OR DID YOU JUST RUN INTO A DOOR
spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP AND LET ME LOOK AT IT FOR GOD'S SAKE
deuce: HERE'S $10 GO BUY YOURSELF SOMETHING NICE
spigot: YOU'RE FOUR HUNDRED POUNDS AND YOU HAVE A KEYCHAIN WITH A RAPE WHISTLE
spigot: I'VE GOT HALF A MIND TO RAPE YOU ON PRINCIPLE
deuce: I'M JIM BELUSHI IN THE PRINCIPAL
deuce: LBAHALBHLABHLABHLABHLABHLAB
spigot: PERHAPS YOU ENJOYED MY WORK IN K9 COP |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #harriet #misogyny #rape #rape-cops #rape-whistle #uncredited-character #woodring-stairs-background |
|
638 | 6/24/2000 | and all the while he was thinking about dick (bless his little heart) pants: THERE WAS THIS ONE DICK THAT JUST WOULDN'T STAY LICKED
atandt: YOU DON'T SAY |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #woodring-field-background |
|
639 | 6/25/2000 | annie get your gun deuce: THE SUN'LL COME OUT
deuce: TOMORROW
deuce: BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLHUBB HURRRF MUP DUP DANG |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
640 | 6/26/2000 | good thing we're not smoking the train wreck pants: CHOOO CHOOOOOOO HUGALUGALUGAHUG CHOOOOOOOO HLAGHLUHLAUHGLUAHGLAG CHOOOO CHOOOOO |
pants |
#custom-background #drugs #train-wreck #trainwreck |
|
641 | 6/27/2000 | atandt's home directory spigot: T ATANDT WHY CAN'T I CD INTO ~ATANDT ???????
spigot: I'LL EMAIL YOU THE DEBUGGER LOG
spigot: WHAT'S IN ~ATANDT/BOYS
atandt: SHH
spigot: WHAT'S ~ATANDT/GAY
pants: YOU DIRTY DIRTY MEN
atandt: (VERY DIRTY)
spigot: HELP
spigot: HELP WITH EXTRA \N |
atandt pants spigot |
#atandt-pants-spigot #boys #gay #mountain-background #unix |
|
642 | 6/28/2000 | a bright shiny angel spigot: I'M A BRIGHT SHINY ANGEL OF GOD, SENT DOWN FROM HEAVEN TO LICK DICK IN THE TOILET !!!!!!
spigot: GLORY BE |
spigot |
#dicklicking #religion #spigot-solo #toilet #woodring-stairs-background |
|
643 | 6/29/2000 | gay at low, low prices pants: I AM WILLING TO BE GAY AT LOW, LOW PRICES |
pants |
#no-title-card #pants-solo #photo-background |
|
644 | 6/29/2000 | in england spigot: YOU KNOW IN ENGLAND GAY PEOPLE HANG OUT IN THE "LAVATORY"
spigot: AND COCKSUCKING IS CALLED "BANGERS AND MASH"
spigot: ALSO DON'T ORDER A "PINT OF BITTER"
spigot: I THINK WE'VE ALL MADE THAT MISTAKE
spigot: HELLO
spigot: OKAY I LIED I NEVER WENT TO ENGLAND
spigot: UNLESS MERVYNS COUNTS
spigot: I'LL BE QUIET |
spigot |
#be-quiet #england #mervyns #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
645 | 6/30/2000 | auto repair atandt: PERHAPS BONGHITS WILL FIX A BLOWN HEAD GASKET |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #for-fags-series #series #woodring-stairs-background |
|
646 | 7/1/2000 | the miracle of modern medicine deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT'S MOST AMAZING ABOUT CONJOINED TWINS ????????? THAT WE DON'T EXTERMINATE THEM ANYMORE FOR BEING CLEAR GENETIC ABERRATIONS
deuce: THE MIRACLES OF MODERN MEDICINE PREVENT US FROM EXECUTING OUR MOST BASIC DRIVES: IT'S DIFFERENT SO I MUST KILL IT
deuce: UM I MEAN COCKS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
647 | 7/2/2000 | a complicated cry for help pants: WE THE PEOPLE
pants: IN ORDER TO FORM A MORE PERFECT UNION
pants: ESTABLISH JUSTICE AND A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF
pants: HI I'M PANTS, PERHAPS YOU'VE SEEN MY WORK HERE IN JERKCITY
pants: OR UNDER THE OVERPASS SUCKING COCK LIKE A MAN ON A MISSION FROM GOD
pants: WHAT
pants: YES, THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT
pants: MAYBE YOU COULD JUST DRAW A BIG BONG IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WHOLE THING OR SOMETHING |
pants |
#bong #edited #marijuana #meta #pants-from-jerkcity #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
648 | 7/3/2000 | is there a doctor in the house pants: SAWDUST !!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED LOTS OF SAWDUST !!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: KITTY LITTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: TARPS AND BLANKETS AND TOWELS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: ANYTHING THAT SOAKS UP LOTS OF PISS FAST !!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: PLEASE HURRY !!!!!
deuce: SHUT THAT GUY UP |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #woodring-room-background |
|
649 | 7/4/2000 | the poo button pants: THIS IS RADIO FREE BONEQUEST
hanford: ...
pants: GUESS WHAT I FOUND TODAY
pants: I FOUND THE POO BUTTON
hanford: THE WHAT
pants: ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU THE PATH TO WISDOM AND NIRVANA AND ALL THAT GAY STUFF
:: PUSHES THE BUTTON.
pants: I LIKE IT SO FAR
hanford: UH
pants: IT'S WARM AND SMOOSHY AND WHAT HAVE YOU
hanford: UH
pants: BUBUBUBUB PROBLEM
hanford: HALP
pants: SAVE ME
hanford: OH FUCK YOU |
hanford pants |
#edited #hanford-pants #poo #woodring-room-background |
|
650 | 7/5/2000 | an argument in progress pants: JUST LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK
deuce: NO
pants: SIR
deuce: I JUST WANT TO KISS
pants: GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH YOU BEING A MAN AND ALL |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #heterosexual #low-res #woodring-stairs-background |
|
651 | 7/6/2000 | ladies' wheel of fortune spigot: FOLKS IT'S TIME FOR LADIES' WHEEL OF FORTUNE
uncredited lady: I'D LIKE TO BUY A SOFA
spigot: BANKRUPT
spigot: A MARK GOODSON/BILL TODDMAN PRODCU$H#U(HJNBGKAS
|
spigot |
#spigot-solo #uncredited-character #wheel-of-fortune #woodring-room-background |
|
652 | 7/7/2000 | the dick cache god deuce: COULD SOMEONE PLEASE POINT ME TO THE NEAREST CACHE OF DICKS
pants: DEAR DICK CACHE GOD,
pants: PLEASE GIVE UNCLE DEUCE WHAT HE NEEDS
pants: WHAT
pants: WELL SOMETIMES HE SAYS HE'S MY UNCLE
pants: SERIOUSLY THOUGH HOOK UP MY FRIEND HERE
pants: LOVE, PANTS
pants: NOW WE WAIT
|
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
|
653 | 7/8/2000 | our feminine dykey selves deuce: T SPIGOT WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME OVER AND LISTEN TO K.D. LANG AND ME'SHELL NDEGE'OCELLO AND INDIGO GIRLS AND GET IN TOUCH WITH OUR FEMININE DYKEY SELVES
spigot: T DEUCE [DIAL TONE] |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dial-tone #dicksucking #dykes #kd-lang #lesbian #music #music-criticism #single-panel #telephone #telephony #woodring-stairs-background |
|
654 | 7/9/2000 | S.O.S. spigot: HI????????
spigot: IF SOMEONE COULD PLEASE PASS THE DONGS
spigot: COURTESY IS CONTAGIOUS GANG |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
655 | 7/10/2000 | spring cleaning atandt: PERHAPS BONGHITS WILL UNTANGLE THESE EXTENSION CORDS |
atandt |
#bonghit #for-fags-series #series |
|
656 | 7/11/2000 | an open letter to soccer moms pants: THIS IS AN OPEN LETTER TO FAT SOCCER MOMS
pants: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE EXPRESSION
pants: "SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT"
pants: TRY TO STOP BLOCKING PROGRESS AND SIT DOWN ON THE CURB FOR A WHILE
pants: I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOUR OFFSPRING TO STEAL MY WALLET
|
pants |
#pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
657 | 7/11/2000 | yin and yank pants: YAY FOR MY BALLS
pants: WHAT THE HELL MAN
spigot: YOU MIGHT SAY IT'S THE YIN AND THE YANG OF SUCKING
pants: YANG LOOKS LIKE YANK
pants: T SPIGOT I NEED FOUR QUARTERS FOR THE LATEST ISSUE
spigot: T PANTS I'LL BE JOHN TESH AND YOU BE MARY HART
pants: CUE ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT THEME
spigot: HUHHHH |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #spigot-points #woodring-room-background #you-might-say |
|
658 | 7/12/2000 | slow children at play deuce: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING
pants: A DRESS
deuce: FUCK YES
|
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
|
659 | 7/13/2000 | untitled no. 3 spigot: TODAY'S JERKCITY GETS AN "F" |
deuce pants spigot |
#meta #untitled #woodring-stairs-background |
|
660 | 7/14/2000 | technical difficulties pants: I'M PANTS
deuce: I'M DEUCE
deuce: !
pants: ?
: PUNCHLINE OMITTED
: per niaj flugantaj aŭtobusoj, vi atingos iun ajn parton de la mondo |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #esperanto #hand-drawn #sfw |
|
661 | 7/15/2000 | damn straight deuce: AS YOU CAN SEE, I HAVE NO EXTERNAL GENITALIA TO SPEAK OF
deuce: HOW DO I KEEP PANTS INTERESTED, YOU ASK?
deuce: THREE WORDS: PEANUTS, POPCORN, PRESENTS
: malamika akiriĝo |
deuce |
#a-love-story #deuce-solo #esperanto #hand-drawn #peanuts-popcorn-presents |
|
662 | 7/16/2000 | whistling in the darkness pants: I AM HITTING YOU OVER THE HEAD AND TAKING YOUR LOAF, YOUR JUG OF WINE
deuce: WHAT ABOUT THOU
: THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS ..... BE GOOD TO OTHER PEOPLE !!!!!! *THANX*
: preme sentema |
deuce pants |
#alcohol #deuce-pants #hand-drawn #wine |
|
663 | 7/17/2000 | janine deuce: JANINE LINDEMAGLAGIHGL SHE SHOULD BE SHOT FOR MAKING ME TRY TO PRONOUNCE IT
spigot: JANINE USELESS AND OVER THE HILL 5 YEARS AGO, STILL AROUND TO SALVAGE HER CAREER AND HER SHOP-WORN FACE
deuce: RIGHT THAT'S HER LAST NAME
: neniam sen mia permeso |
deuce spigot |
#custom-background #deuce-spigot #god |
|
664 | 7/18/2000 | too preachy spigot: IS IT JUST ME OR ARE THE SPICE GIRLS GETTING TOO PREACHY
deuce: YOU TELL 'EM BROTHA
: KACO ESTAS BONA |
deuce spigot |
#custom-background #deuce-spigot #spice-girls |
|
665 | 7/19/2000 | directed acyclic graphs : D->I->C->K->S
: <---- - + ---->
: S<-K<-C<-O<-C
deuce: CONCENTRATE ON MY VOICE ... SOON YOU WILL BE GAY
: ESPERANTO ESTAS POR GEJULOJ |
deuce jesus |
#deuce-solo #esperanto #hand-drawn |
|
666 | 7/20/2000 | a look inside : UNITED COLORS OF GAY
first virus: HELLO - I AM THE AIDS VIRUS. PLEASE GET US OUT OF HERE THIS GUY IS TOO *GAY*
second virus: YEAH WHAT HE SAID HUGALUGALUGH COCKS
: ĝi estas finfina |
deuce |
#aids #disease #esperanto #hand-drawn |
|
667 | 7/21/2000 | love story pants: WILL YOU WATCH NOTTING HILL WITH ME AND HOLD ME WHEN I CRY ???
deuce: I WILL BEAT YOU ABOUT THE HEAD UNTIL YOU THINK YOU'RE COACH FROM CHEERS
pants: OW OW BUT HE'S DEAD OW OW OW OKAY LYING STILL
|
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #cheers #deuce-pants #hand-drawn #notting-hill #woodring-room-background |
|
668 | 7/22/2000 | the dreaded links page spigot: OKAY WHAT THESE ARE IS A LIST OF SICK/TWISTED LINKS AND MANY ARE WEIRD!!!!
spigot: I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE CONTENTS!!!
spigot: YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!! BEWARE!!!!
spigot: ABANDON ALL HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER THE DREADED L-I-N-K-S P-A-G-E!!!!!!
spigot: THE ONION <-- NEWS BUT WITH A TWIST!!!
spigot: USER FRIENDLY <-- THE ONLY GOOD SITE IN CYBERSPACE
spigot: SLASHDOT <-- NEWS FOR NERDS!!!!!!!
spigot: RED MEAT <-- DEMENTED!!!! THE GUY SHOULD BE LOCKED UP!!!!
spigot: BLAM BLAM BLAM WITH THE GUN AND WHACK HACK WITH THE KNIFE
spigot: YOUR DEAD FUCKING HEAD DOWN THE TOILET |
spigot |
#sfw #slashdot #spigot-solo #the-onion #woodring-field-background |
|
669 | 7/23/2000 | bonghits for fags atandt: PERHAPS BONGHITS WILL FIX THESE ... UHH
atandt: UHH -- WHO WROTE THIS CRAP
pants: I'VE GOT A GAG WE COULD USE INSTEAD ABOUT SUCKING OFF AQUAMAN (UNDERWATER) |
atandt pants |
#aquaman #atandt-pants #bonghit #for-fags-series #mousehole #sucking-off #woodring-room-background |
|
670 | 7/24/2000 | a stunning revelation deuce: SUING YOU FOR BREACH OF DICKSUCKING (EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE BEEN SUCKING MY DICK AT 9 AM EVERY DAY RIGHT ON SCHEDULE)
pants: 9 AM ?????????????? THAT CAN'T POSSIBLE BE ME ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HOLE
deuce: WRONG BECAUSE I HAVE DNA AND FINGERPRINTS AND A SWORN AFFIDAVIT TO PROVE IT
pants: BUT I AM SLEEPING AT 9AM
pants: OH GOD I SUCK DICK IN MY SLEEP
deuce: GLAGHALGH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #typo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
671 | 7/25/2000 | disclosure spigot: I'M FAT FOR TEACHER |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
672 | 7/26/2000 | at home with the homos net: DEEP THROATING A MAGLITE HERE
pants: DOES THIS COCK RING MAKE ME LOOK FAT
deuce: WUHHHHHHH
deuce: I AM INJECTING CLEANING FLUID INTO MY VEINS BECAUSE I WISH TO DETECT NEUTRINOS
net: IF I GOT REALLY REALLY FAT WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME
net: I MEAN FATTER THAN NOW
deuce: WUHHHHHHHH |
deuce net pants |
#deuce-net-pants #fatness #woodring-stairs-background |
|
673 | 7/27/2000 | also for fat: 0-9 spigot: I CAN'T REALLY SAY WHY I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND BUT LET'S LOOK AT THE SITUATION ALPHABETICALLY
spigot: A IS FOR FAT, B IS FOR FAT, C IS FOR FAT
spigot: FLIPPING THROUGH THESE CARDS IT APPEARS D THROUGH Z IS ALSO FOR FAT
pants: I'M BIG-BONED LIKE JUDY BLUME'S BLUBBER OR WHATEVER !!! SOB
|
pants spigot |
#fat #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
|
674 | 7/28/2000 | the chicago manual of poo deuce: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM
pants: ARE YOU MILKING ME??? I AM NOT OF THE BOVINE VARIETY!!! I WANT A LAWYER |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #woodring-room-background |
|
675 | 7/29/2000 | courtroom scene spigot: HURMPH GURF AT THIS TIME I WOULD LIKE TO NOMINATE LESS COCKS OW OW
pants: MOTION DENIED
pants: YOUR WITNESS
spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO CALL MY MOUTH AND BALLS TO THE STAND |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
|
676 | 7/30/2000 | FIGHT CRUB spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO BE GAY NOT ONLY IN THE PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE TENSES BUT ALSO THE PLUPERFECT SUBJUNCTIVE TENSE
deuce: SO IN OTHER WORDS YOU ARE GAY
spigot: YOU TRICKED ME
spigot: GRIDDLE MARKS / TILE MARKS
deuce: SHOVING
|
deuce spigot |
#fight-club #gay #grammar #i-would-like-to-be-gay #shoving #tile #woodring-stairs-background |
|
677 | 7/31/2000 | i was a teenage dominatrix spigot: I WAS A TEENAGE DOMINATRIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: NO YOU WERE AN OVERWEIGHT TEENAGE WICCAN ENTHUSIAST WITH A DEAD CAN DANCE CD AND EQUALLY INSIPID PEERS WHO GAVE YOUR TITS THE TIME OF DAY IN EXCHANGE FOR RIDES TO THE COFFEE SHOP
spigot: INHERIT THE MOON
|
spigot |
#goth #misogyny #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
678 | 8/1/2000 | motley queers deuce: SO THE CURRENT SCORES ARE:
deuce: JERK 1, POO 1
net: I'VE GOT MONEY ON JERK
pants: I TOO WILL PLACE MY LIFE SAVINGS ON JERK
pants: CAN I GET ODDS ON POO?
deuce: YOU ARE BOTH WISE INVESTORS
pants: C'MON POO
net: I'VE GOT INSIDER INFORMATION |
deuce net pants |
#deuce-net-pants #gambling #investment #mountain-background #poo |
|
679 | 8/2/2000 | jesus christ our lord and savior, etc. spigot: FOLKS WE'LL NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER FUCKING FIGURE OUT WHAT SPACE AND THE UNIVERSE IS FOR SO LET'S LINE UP FOR BURGERS AND PORN AND DOPE AND BLOWJOBS!!!!!!!
deuce: IN THAT ORDER??/
spigot: YOU'LL NOTICE CHRIST NEVER APPEARS IN THE ASTRONOMY PICTURE OF THE DAY
spigot: MAYBE YOU CAN ONLY SEE JESUS BY DRINKING OR ROBBING A CHECK CASHING STORE |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
680 | 8/3/2000 | this one's for the kids spigot: TO THE TUNE OF THAT VANILLA ICE SONG: DOON DOON DOON DOODLE OON DOON / LICKING / DICK / IN THE CRAPPER |
spigot |
#rap #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
681 | 8/4/2000 | pecker me up deuce: A QUANTITY THAT HAS BOTH A MAGNITUDE AND A DIRECTION IS CALLED A PECKER
pants: THEN PECKER ME UP AND WE'LL FLY INTO THE HORIZON
|
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #woodring-room-background |
|
682 | 8/5/2000 | a simple plan spigot: WHAT WE WANT IS YOUR FACE FULL OF SPURT AND TWO PRICKS ON EITHER SIDE OF YOUR FACE
spigot: BIG SMILES
spigot: CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK |
spigot |
#porn #pricks #spigot-solo #spurt #woodring-stairs-background |
|
683 | 8/6/2000 | T SPIGOT I HAD A DREAM deuce: T SPIGOT I HAD A DREAM AND JORDAN MCKNIGHT WAS IN IT
spigot: DID HE AND THE TASMANIAN DEVIL SELL YOU A NIKE PHONE CARD !?!?!?!?!?!
spigot: I CANNOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PORN STARS AND SPORTS PEOPLE
spigot: DIALING 10 10 HEROIN OVERDOSE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #heroin #jordan-mcknight #overdose #woodring-stairs-background |
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684 | 8/7/2000 | dear idiots spigot: DEAR IDIOTS!!!!! BY TAKING AWAY THE PORN ON PAPER YOU FORCE THE FREAKS TO GRAB KIDS OFF THE STREET !!!!!!
spigot: I MEAN DEAR GENIUSES |
spigot |
#porn #woodring-den-background |
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685 | 8/8/2000 | to your nuts atandt: TO: YOUR NUTS
atandt: CC: MY FACE
atandt: HI
deuce: FROM: MOM
atandt: BCC: PANTS |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce-pants #woodring-field-background |
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686 | 8/9/2000 | baloney spigot: FOLKS CAN WE PLEASE NEVER SPELL IT "BOLOGNA"
spigot: IT'S BALONEY
|
spigot |
#folks #food #sfw #shrug-panel #spelling #spigot-shrug #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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687 | 8/10/2000 | boner wars deuce: LET'S PLAY BONER WARS
pants: OKAY
deuce: ZWWWWIP ZWWWWWAP WE'RE LIGHT SABRES
pants: MINE IS JUST FLOPPY AND NOT MAKING COOL NOISES
deuce: DUDE
deuce: THAT IS JUST SO SAD
pants: I SUSPECT I AM ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE FORCE
|
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #star-wars #woodring-field-background |
|
688 | 8/11/2000 | in the end we all grow old deuce: BUSTA RHYMES NEEDS TO DRINK LESS COFFEE OR SOMETHING |
deuce |
#white-background |
|
689 | 8/12/2000 | it just has to be daily atandt: SO THEN HE SAYS "DUH IT'S NOT FUNNY"
atandt: AND I'M ALL "WHO SAYS A COMIC STRIP HAS TO BE FUNNY"
atandt: SO THEN HE STARTS WHINING
atandt: I HAD TO SLAP HIS FAT FAG FACE AND ESCORT HIM OUT
atandt: AND THE OTHER ONE WOULDN'T FUCKING SHUT UP
atandt: SO I HAD TO ESCORT HER OUT TOO
atandt: ANYWAY THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED BACK ON THE LOT
atandt: HELLO??????
atandt: ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME
atandt: OH RIGHT HE SLEEPS LIKE THAT
pants: ZZZ
atandt: WHATEVER |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #meta #not-funny #pants-sleeping #woodring-stairs-background |
|
690 | 8/13/2000 | chapter four pants: COCKS
pants: COCKS, COCKS
pants: COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS
atandt: FUCKING SHUT UP
pants: MY LAST CHECK BOUNCED |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #fucking-shut-up #woodring-stairs-background |
|
691 | 8/14/2000 | drink pepsi spigot: HICKORY DICKERY DICKS
spigot: I'M STUFFING MY FACE WITH PRICKS
spigot: DRINK PEPSI |
spigot |
#balls #car #nursery-rhyme #pepsi #pricks #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
692 | 8/15/2000 | enforcing the rules pants: NO CAMPING !!!!! (YELLING AT THE BONER PATCH) |
pants |
#pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
693 | 8/16/2000 | feet deuce: WHO HAS THESE DISGUSTING FOOT FETISHES AND WHY ARE THEY SUBJECTING ME TO IT IN THE WRONG NEWSGROUPS
spigot: IF I WANTED TO LOOK AT POLAROIDS OF SOME STUPID WOMAN'S FOOT I COULD PROBABLY JUST TAKE THEM MYSELF
pants: IF YOU HAVE A MOUSTACHE, YOU HAVE A FOOT FETISH
pants: THAT'S THE LAW |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #foot-fetish #moustache #usenet #woodring-stairs-background |
|
694 | 8/17/2000 | under there deuce: IF I COULD JERK OFF TO ONE THING I'D JERK OFF TO YOU YOU AND YOU
deuce: AND YOU UNDER THERE
pants: THERE'S NOBODY UNDER HERE
spigot: I'M BEHIND THIS CURTAIN
spigot: (FLAPPING AT IT)
pants: I WOULD COME OUT FOR HEAD COUNT BUT I AM STUCK UNDER THE SINK
pants: IT IS COLD AND DAMP
pants: SOMEBODY LEFT THE CAP OFF THE 409 |
deuce pants spigot |
#birthday-strip #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #flapping #jerking-off #pants-under-the-sink #woodring-stairs-background |
|
695 | 8/18/2000 | join the tired cocksucker webring spigot: I CALL IT PHOTOSLOP!!!!!!! AND ADOBE MASTURBATOR!!!!! AND MACROMEDIA CRASH!!!!!! AHHAHAAH DOES ANYONE GET MY JOKES?!?!?!? JOIN THE TIRED COCKSUCKER WEBRING |
spigot |
#adobe #cocksucker #spigot-solo #webring #woodring-room-background |
|
696 | 8/19/2000 | sunday school pants: LORDY GOD
pants: LORDY GOD IN HEAVEN CAN YOU HEAR ME
pants: LISTEN UP LORDY GOD AND LISTEN GOOD
pants: COS YOU GOTTA LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO
pants: FIRST WHY DID YOU SPREAD ALL THE UNLICKED DICKS ACROSS CONTINENTS
pants: SECOND DO YOU VALIDATE PARKING
pants: HELLO
deuce: PUNCH MY TICKET |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #god #woodring-field-background |
|
697 | 8/20/2000 | must i wear the mozilla shirt deuce: SELF IMMOLATION
spigot: IT'S NOT ENOUGH TO BURN TO DEATH IN PUBLIC I MUST ALSO WEAR THE MOZILLA SHIRT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #mozilla #woodring-field-background |
|
698 | 8/21/2000 | an outtake deuce: HOT STUFF COMIN' THROUGH
pants: SOUP ??? OR JUST DICKS
hanford: CUT
hanford: THE LINE IS "DICKS ?????? OR JUST SOUP AGAIN" |
deuce hanford pants |
#deuce-hanford-pants #soup #uncredited-character #woodring-room-background |
|
699 | 8/22/2000 | sucking off the cast of user friendly pants: PEOPLE OF THE EARTH
pants: I AM GOING TO SUCK THE COCKS OF THE CAST OF "USER FRIENDLY"
pants: I'VE NEVER READ THE FUCKING THING FOR MORE THAN FIVE SECONDS
pants: SO I CAN'T REFERENCE THE CHARACTERS INDIVIDUALLY
pants: THE THING PRETTY MUCH MADE ME SICK SO I GAVE UP
pants: WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING DRAW BLOOM COUNTY
pants: GIVE IT UP AND PACK IT IN
pants: ANYWAY SUCKING ALL YOUR COCKS AT ONCE BAGHALUGHALG
|
pants |
#pants-solo #user-friendly #webcomic #woodring-field-background |
|
700 | 8/23/2000 | pbs spigot: THE DAY THE UNIVERSE WENT OFF THE AIR BECAUSE NOBODY PLEDGED $300 FOR A FUCKING TOTE BAG?!?!?
spigot: IS OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING NOT ENOUGH!?!?!?!?
spigot: RE: PANTS DEUCE AND SPIGOT GIVING IT THEIR ALL EVERY MIDNIGHT |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
701 | 8/24/2000 | lost atandt: JESUS
deuce: LHGHLGAHLGHL
atandt: I WAS LOST THERE FOR A SECOND
atandt: THEN I SMELLED THAT DISTINCT SMELL OF JUST LICKED DICK
deuce: LIKE SINGED HAIR |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
|
702 | 8/25/2000 | saturdays deuce: SATURDAYS ARE FOR JERKING
deuce: ALSO CLAMPING, HAMMERING AND SQUEEZING
deuce: CARRY ON
|
deuce |
#deuce-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
703 | 8/26/2000 | t, l or c spigot: IF THERE WERE NO BLACK MEN THERE WOULD BE NO BLACK SPERM TO MAKE MORE BLACK BABY GIRLS TO GROW UP INTO BLACK PORN STARS AND THAT'S WHY RACISM IS BAD AND HITLER IS COOL
deuce: I WAS WITH YOU UNTIL THE HITLER PART ???
spigot: C TO THE | TO THE N TO THE E TO THE T
deuce: ARE YOU EITHER T L OR C
spigot: LET'S TAKE GENERIC PLATITUDES AND MAKE THEM OUR CORPORATE TAGLINE !!! BIGOTS ARE BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOUNTAIN DEW
deuce: I THINK THE ANSWER TO MY QUESTION IS YES
|
deuce spigot |
#brand #cnet #deuce-likes-black-chicks #deuce-spigot #hitler #mountain-dew #plant #sperm #tlc #woodring-field-background |
|
704 | 8/27/2000 | urk spigot: CAN'T
spigot: BREATHE
spigot: CAN'T
spigot: SEE
spigot: MUST
spigot: GET
spigot: AWAY
spigot: MUST
spigot: BE
spigot: VERY
spigot: QUEER |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
705 | 8/28/2000 | cocksucking on the moon spigot: HERE WE ARE !!! I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T JUST ANOTHER TRICK TO GET YOU INTO THE TOILET
pants: (SNIFF) IT'S BEAUTIFUL
pants: NOW THAT WE'RE HERE WHAT SHOULD WE DO
spigot: LAHGULHAULGAG
deuce: BLAUGLHAHGLBAG
pants: AHGULAGUL |
deuce pants spigot |
#moon #woodring-stairs-background |
|
706 | 8/29/2000 | big fat mozilla release spigot: SURPRISE !!!!!! THE BIG FAT MOZILLA RELEASE IS THE LAMEST, SLOWEST, MUST UN-APPEALING, NON-INTUITIVE 27.5 MEG DOWNLOAD EVER !!!!!
spigot: WHO IN GOD'S NAME ARE THEY TRYING TO FOOL
spigot: DID YOU FOLKS GET A CHANCE TO GLANCE AT HOW INTERNET EXPLORER HANDLES THINGS ?!?!? |
spigot |
#mozilla #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
707 | 8/30/2000 | come with me spigot: 1010101101001010101010
spigot: COME WITH ME ON A TRANCELADELIC EXCURSIONAL ODYSSEY OF ELECTRONICA!!!!!!
spigot: BEEP
spigot: DOOP
spigot: HURRR
deuce: I'M MENSTRUATING |
deuce spigot |
#binary #deuce-spigot #dj #doop #hurr #menstruation #woodring-field-background |
|
708 | 8/31/2000 | fat around the fat around deuce: HOLD ME
pants: YOU ARE TOO FAT AROUND THE FAT AROUND AND WE ARE STUCK
pants: ENDLESSLY ORBITING EACH OTHER IN SPACE
pants: A WORDLESS GROPE ENSUES
deuce: IT IS LIKE 2001 IN THAT IT IS A VERY VERY SLOW SCENE BUT IT IS SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE (THE GROPING) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #woodring-field-background |
|
709 | 9/1/2000 | four score and spigot: FIVE MORE HOLE ALBUMS?!?!!?!? GREAT!!!!!!
spigot: DEAR SIR IN CHARGE!!!!!! IT ONLY MAKES SENSE TO EXTRACT ALBUMS FROM PEOPLE WHO CAN DELIVER A RETURN ON THE INVESTMENT!!!!! LOVE, ABRAHAM LINCOLN
deuce: IS THERE ANYTHING HE DOESN'T KNOW
spigot: FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN ........ BREWS AGO!!!! [GUITAR MUSIC, GIRLS] |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #hole #mousehole #music #music-criticism #woodring-room-background |
|
710 | 9/2/2000 | great white north pants: AWWWWWWWW YEAH
atandt: OH YOU NASTY BOY
atandt: CHRIST I'M HARD UP FOR HARDONS
pants: WELL THEN
pants: WE SHOULD COME HERE MORE OFTEN
atandt: YOU KNOW I'M ALLERGIC TO BATONS |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #boners #white-background |
|
711 | 9/3/2000 | legoland net: WHAT???!?!?
net: THE LEGO COMPANY DOES NOT ENDORSE THE LEGO HOLOCAUST ARTWORK
net: SENDING BACK MY LEGOTOWN GAS CHAMBER / SKELETONS KIT
|
net pants |
#holocaust #net-pants #woodring-field-background |
|
712 | 9/4/2000 | short but thick atandt: SPICK DICK: SHORT BUT THICK |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #dick #mexicans #woodring-stairs-background |
|
713 | 9/5/2000 | praying for you spigot: T DEUCE I'M PRAYING FOR YOU
deuce: T SPIGOT PUCKER UP BABY
spigot: DON'T KNOCK MY FAITH WHEN YOU COULD SIMPLY KNOCK ME DOWN MARBLE STEPS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
|
714 | 9/6/2000 | second prettiest deuce: OH YEAH
deuce: I'LL BE THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN PRESCHOOL
deuce: WAIT
deuce: SECOND PRETTIEST |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
715 | 9/7/2000 | space cowboys atandt: YOU'RE LOOKING PRETTY HOT IN THAT JUMPSUIT
atandt: <SFX: RAPE>
deuce: GHLGLHGULHGULHGULHGULHG
atandt: I'D LIKE TO REQUEST THAT WE NO LONGER BOLDLY GO TO THE CABIN
atandt: WHERE I AM RAPED FOR SCIENTIFIC PURPOSES
deuce: THIS IS NOT HOW MANKIND WILL CONQUER SPACE
deuce: GLHGLHAGLHLHABHLBHAB OW OW OW OW
deuce: YOU SHOULD SHIT/PISS YOURSELF IF YOU ARE IN DANGER OF BEING RAPED
atandt: ARE YOU AWARE OF HOW HARD IT IS TO SAY NO TO SPACE COWBOYS
atandt: I CAN SAVE MYSELF BY SOILING MYSELF AND HERE I GO
deuce: SIR WITH THE RAPE UTENSIL |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #sir-with-the #woodring-stairs-background |
|
716 | 9/8/2000 | what abuse pants: LAXATIVE ABUSE
|
pants |
#pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
717 | 9/9/2000 | brad pitt as deuce spigot: YOU MIGHT SAY ALL THIS SARIN GAS IS MAKING ME VIETNUMB
deuce: BANG THUMP THUMP
pants: AND THEN THEY ALL LICKED DICK IN A MERRY PATCH OF CLOVER THE END !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: SO WHAT DO YOU THINK CAN WE GET BRAD PITT AS "DEUCE"
|
deuce pants spigot |
#mountain-background #you-might-say |
|
718 | 9/10/2000 | CS101 deuce: COCKSUCKING 101
deuce: FIRST: STROKE THE DICK
deuce: TELL THE DICK YOU LOVE IT
deuce: SECOND: KISS THE DICK
deuce: DO IT LIGHTLY LIKE YOU'RE KISSING SOMEONE FOR THE FIRST TIME
deuce: FUCKING SUCK IT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SUCKED BEFORE
deuce: IF YOU PASS OUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT
deuce: YOU'LL COME TO EVENTUALLY
bung: THIS IS A VERY STRANGE DOJO
|
bung deuce |
#bung-deuce #cocksucking #dojo #woodring-den-background |
|
719 | 9/11/2000 | the balls ate my balls page spigot: I'M BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!! THE BALLS ATE MY BALLS PAGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE SHOULD TOTALLY DO IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
spigot |
#balls #olive-background #spigot-solo |
|
720 | 9/12/2000 | the effects of drinking soap pants: I'M SO SORRY
pants: FOR EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED
pants: IT IS MY FAULT BECAUSE IT WAS MY PROJECT
pants: AND IT'S BECAUSE OF ME THAT WE'RE HERE NOW
pants: HUNGRY COLD AND HUNTED
pants: I'M SO SCARED
pants: I'M GOING TO DIE OUT HERE
pants: HUALGALHLAHULAHLAG
|
pants |
#mountain-background |
|
721 | 9/13/2000 | the elusive jizz bug atandt: A JIZZ BUG IS A VERY MESSY THING
deuce: LIKE A DUNG BEETLE BUT MORE DISGUSTING
atandt: RIGHT
atandt: MORE JIZZY
deuce: RIGHT
deuce: SO YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH JIZZ BUGS THEN
atandt: VERY
deuce: VERY WELL
deuce: CARRY ON
deuce: GLHBALHAGHLAGLHGALHG |
atandt deuce |
#mountain-background |
|
722 | 9/14/2000 | live in central park spigot: BORN TO LICK (DICK)
spigot: BORN TO SUCK (PRICK)
spigot: BORN TO CHOKE (TAKE A GUESS!!!!!!!)
spigot: DICKS OR PRICKS |
spigot |
#mountain-background |
|
723 | 9/15/2000 | not again pants: MISTER BLUEBIRD / ON MY SHOULDER
pants: RAPING HIM
pants: I'M GOING TO LICK THESE STONE COLD DICKS
pants: POO INSPECTION (HOLD STILL)
pants: POO, A BOWL OF
pants: T DEUCE MY CANNIBALS HAVE EATEN YOUR MISSIONARIES
pants: DIT DIT DIT DOT DOT DOT DIT DIT DIT
pants: SAVE OUR SNAUSAGES
deuce: NOT AGAIN |
deuce pants |
#woodring-field-background |
|
724 | 9/16/2000 | really big ones, folks pants: I AM THE LAST OF
pants: THE FAMOUS
pants: INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOYS |
pants |
#morrissey #pants-solo #singing #woodring-room-background |
|
725 | 9/17/2000 | poo vote atandt: POO
pants: POO
atandt: I'M GLAD WE SETTLED THAT
pants: SO IT'S OFFICIAL THEN
atandt: YES, POO
pants: POO
deuce: I DEMAND A RECOUNT
pants: YOU LITTLE WEASEL
deuce: I WOULD HAVE VOTED PISS MYSELF
pants: HERE'S THE REAL DEAL: THE VOTING BOOTHS ARE CLOSED BUT THE STALLS ARE OPEN
deuce: TOOT TOOT |
atandt deuce pants |
#pink-background |
|
726 | 9/18/2000 | blab room spigot: MY $0.02!!!! IN THE BLAB ROOM!!!! WHERE I'M SOUNDING OFF AND TALKING BACK AND SPEAKING OUT LIKE A FAT FUCKING AMERICAN IDIOT!!!! IT'S MY RIGHT TO EXPRESS MYSELF!!!! HURRRRRR HOT URINE AND BROKEN GLASS |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #urine #woodring-field-background |
|
727 | 9/19/2000 | jerkcity strike: day 1 hanford: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM TO REPORT
hanford: AS OF THE OTHER DAY, THE CAST OF JERKCITY IS ON STRIKE
hanford: WE HAVE MANAGED TO ARRANGE ALTERNATE ENTERTAINMENT
hanford: I HOPE YOU ALL DON'T MIND A GARDENING SERIES IN PLACE OF THE USUAL
hanford: GIVEN THE BUDGET CONSTRAINTS, IT WAS THE BEST WE COULD DO ON SHORT NOTICE
hanford: WE WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED ON THE STRIKE
hanford: IN THE MEANTIME, PLEASE ENJOY "UNTITLED GARDENING PROJECT"
|
hanford |
#announcement #bonequest-hi-fi #hanford-solo #on-strike #strike #woodring-room-background |
|
728 | 9/20/2000 | untitled gardening project no. 1 : I masturbate just about daily. Sometimes twice if something sets me off. Like an Entertainment Tonight segment on supermodels or the mailman. You have to be willing to go down that path and find your inner masturbator and convince him to get into the zone and go for the gold. If not the gold then perhaps a handful of semen. |
#gardening #mailman #masturbation #photo #semen #single-panel #untitled-gardening-project #wisdom |
||
729 | 9/21/2000 | untitled gardening project no. 2 : Sometimes, when I go on business trips or vacations, I don't get a chance to masturbate. When you stomp around a strange city all day and come back to an impersonal hotel room, it's hard to get it on. Here's a tip: pack something soft to spurt into. Leave it in the room after you check out. |
#bonequest-hi-fi #gardening #hotel #on-strike #spurt #untitled-gardening-project #wisdom |
||
730 | 9/22/2000 | jerkcity strike: day 4 hanford: IT ONLY SEEMS FAIR THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE TO LEARN YOUR LINES
pants: I CANNOT AFFORD THE DILLY-DALLY
pants: ARE YOU THE MAN WITH THE FOUR WAY HIPS
atandt: SERIOUSLY LOOK HOW WIDE MY MOUTH IS
hanford: IS IT FAIR TO SAY THAT NEGOTIATIONS ARE STALLED
pants: I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT
atandt: SOME KIND OF QUEER GERBIL WITH A FEZ AND LEDERHOSEN
hanford: APBNEWS.COM OR LIVING.COM MIGHT BUY US
pants: I WANT TO SUCK YOUR COCK
atandt: I CALL THIS MY FIGHTING IRISH POSE
pants: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
atandt: I'M NOT ON STRIKE
pants: SCAB |
#atandt-hanford-pants #bonequest-hi-fi #cocksucking #fighting-irish-pose #irish #meta #negotiations #on-strike #scab #strike #tom-tom-club #wide-mouth #woodring-room-background |
||
731 | 9/23/2000 | untitled gardening project no. 3 : Did I mention I was molested? I'm pretty sure I did, once or twice, but you did not offer to discuss the matter with me. Let's have a nice quiet dinner and have a frank discussion about my dad's dong and how he put it in my mouth and ass now and then. Anyway, I'm clearly the victim here and that's why I don't suck dick. I hope you understand.
|
#bonequest-hi-fi #dicksucking #dinner #dong #molestation #on-strike #rape #untitled-gardening-project |
||
732 | 9/24/2000 | strike: day 6 pants: PISSCHRIST EH |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #coy-pants #mousehole #on-strike #pants-solo #piss #pisschrist #religion #single-panel #strike #woodring-room-background |
|
733 | 9/25/2000 | untitled gardening project no. 4 : Now I don't want to get into the specifics but semen has an oyster-like consistancy and stings when it dribbles off my stupid face and into my eyes. Holy Christ, it stings. |
#gardening |
||
734 | 9/26/2000 | untitled gardening project no. 5 : One time I was masturbating outside a bar in Capitola. A police officer shined his light into the alley and found me with my pants down. I explained that I was taking a leak. For my troubles, the officer gave me a lecture about how I could be charged with a sex crime, how I'd have to register as a sex offender in every county. Thank goodness he let me off with a warning. |
#bonequest-hi-fi #gardening #injury #masturbation #on-strike #pissing #police #sex-offender #story #trousers #untitled-gardening-project |
||
735 | 9/27/2000 | jerkcity strike: day 9 atandt: CHOOSY MOTHERS CHOOSE JPG
atandt: THOSE BASTARDS BURNED DOWN THE SET DURING LAST NIGHT'S FOOD RIOTS
atandt: SOYLENT GREEN IS DELICIOUS
pants: SCAB !!!!!!!! |
#atandt-pants #blue-background #bonequest-hi-fi #choosy-mothers #end-of-bonequest #jpg #oasis #on-strike #scab #soylent #soylent-green #strike |
||
736 | 9/28/2000 | untitled gardening project no. 6 : You can meet the most interesting people masturbating in the bathrooms of malls and department stores. Go to your town's Emporium during your lunch hour and hang out. If you're not particular, there's always Arby's. |
#arbys #bathroom #bonequest-hi-fi #gardening #lunch-hour #mall #masturbation #on-strike #untitled-gardening-project #wisdom |
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737 | 9/29/2000 | untitled gardening project no. 7 : For the most part, you can determine how many times you have masturbated. Pick a year the battle began and an average number of sessions per day. Consider this: when all the numbers are multiplied out, you can then determine how much semen you've generated. Enough to drown a toddler? Hmm? |
#bonequest-hi-fi #drowning #gardening #masturbation #math #on-strike #semen #untitled-gardening-project |
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738 | 9/30/2000 | untitled gardening project no. 8 : Eventually, if you bang your head long
enough, the wooden puppet transmogrifies
into a real boy and then you have trouble
with the feds. Until then, it's a shell of a thing,
a thing without a soul. There is no water
inside me, just a little dirt and a silverfish. |
#dirt #gardening #on-strike #pinocchio #puppet #sfw #silverfish #untitled-gardening-project #watering-can |
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739 | 10/1/2000 | comedy stylings of atandt atandt: RUGS NOT DRUGS
atandt: CAN YOU PREFIX THINGS WITH [OFFTOPIC] THANKS
atandt: LET LOVE OPEN THE DOOR |
atandt |
#aqua-background #atandt-solo #bonequest-hi-fi #drugs #off-topic #on-strike #rugs #scab #sfw |
|
740 | 10/2/2000 | atandt's theme atandt: I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE DUNGEONMASTER HERE
atandt: WHICH BALDWIN AM I
atandt: I WILL NOW SHOW YOU MY MAYPOLE
pants: APPARENTLY I CANNOT CHARGE MALE ESCORTS TO MY LIBRARY CARD |
atandt |
#atandt-pants #baldwin #blue-background #bonequest-hi-fi #dungeons-and-dragons #library #maypole #on-strike #prostitute #scab |
|
741 | 10/3/2000 | in all his glory atandt: HAVE YOU ALL NOTHING BETTER TO DO
atandt: WHERE IS MY FORTIFIED WINE
atandt: WHEN IS THE COCKSUCKING CONTEST AGAIN
pants: THURSDAY AT 4, 7, 9 AND TWO SHOWS AT 12 AND 12:30 |
atandt |
#atandt-pants #blue-background #bonequest-hi-fi #cocksucking #fortified-wine #gay-contest #hey-its-rands #silent-character #uncensored #uncredited-character |
|
742 | 10/4/2000 | strike over! hanford: UNLICKED DICKS ON THE SET
atandt: [B[B[B
pants: AM I LATE ??? WHAT DID I MISS??? |
atandt hanford pants |
#atandt-hanford-pants #bonequest-hi-fi #late #on-strike #strike #unlicked-dicks #vt100 #woodring-room-background |
|
743 | 10/5/2000 | the weigel factor spigot: THE TRICK TO BEATING OFF TO SYLVIA SAINT IS TO KEEP THE SOUND DOWN!!!!!!
spigot: RE: THE UNINTELLIGIBLE EUROPEAN ACCENT AND OF COURSE THE WEIGEL FACTOR
deuce: YOU MEAN THE YELLING AND SCREAMING THAT IS MORE DISTRACTING AND DISTURBING THAN EROTIC ?????????
deuce: ALSO THOSE STUPID CONE TITS THAT SHOULD HAVE FUCKING STAYED IN PLAYBOY
spigot: I DON'T KNOW WHAT EROTIC MEANS BUT I CAN'T BEAT OFF IF I HAVE TO KEEP ADJUSTING THE VOLUME |
deuce spigot |
#beating-off #cant-beat-off-if #deuce-spigot #diss #playboy #porn #sylvia-saint #teri-weigel #tits #typo #woodring-field-background |
|
744 | 10/6/2000 | budapest atandt: WHEN I GOT TO BUDAPEST THERE WAS A BONEQUEST TACKED TO THE WALL |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #budapest #hungary #mousehole #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
745 | 10/7/2000 | the best thing about marijuana pants: TO ME, THE BEST THING ABOUT MARIJUANA IS THAT EVERYTHING IS JUST "GOOD ENOUGH"
pants: THERE WE GO AND IT'S OUT THE DOOR AND I'M BACK ON THE COUCH WITH THE BONG WHERE I BELONG |
pants |
#bong #marijuana #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
746 | 10/8/2000 | dongling spigot: I AM DONGLING IT
spigot: AND MAKING A MENTAL NOTE TO BONGLE IT
pants: ROUGH CLOSETED SEX
deuce: OKAY NOT ALL THAT CLOSETED
pants: AND LESS ROUGH THAN ONE MIGHT EXPECT
pants: BANG BANG BANG BANG OW OW OW OW
pants: I'M BILL KURTIS
deuce: HOLDING YOU VERY FIRMLY, STILL
pants: KNOWING THE CREME PIE FIGHT IS ABOUT TO START |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
747 | 10/9/2000 | poll deuce: HANDS UP WHO HERE HAS TASTED THEIR OWN JIZZ
deuce: GUZZLING OTHER PEOPLES' JIZZ DOESN'T COUNT |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #jizz #woodring-room-background |
|
748 | 10/10/2000 | tsing-tao spigot: I AM OPENING A LARGE-SIZE TSING-TAO
deuce: PLEASE GO EASY ON IT (IT WILL ONLY GET ANGRY)
spigot: THEIR SLOGAN SHOULD BE A CHINAMAN W/STRAW HAT:
spigot: TSING TAO ?!?!?!? AND HAO !!!!!!!! |
deuce spigot |
#beer #chinese-food #deuce-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
749 | 10/11/2000 | somebody stole his headlamp deuce: SOMEONE STOLE MY HEAD LAMP
pants: THAT IS AWFUL
pants: NO MAN SHOULD HAVE TO GO WITHOUT A HEAD LAMP |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
750 | 10/12/2000 | the rules of dick spigot: BOY HAVE I LEARNED THE RULES OF DICK
spigot: LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION |
spigot |
#dick #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
751 | 10/13/2000 | i, spy pants: I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE
pants: NOTHING
pants: THANKS TO YOUR SHARP SITCK |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #eye-injury #woodring-stairs-background |
|
752 | 10/14/2000 | n.a.n-a spigot: SORRY FOR THE SPAM, BUT:
spigot: COCKS
spigot: COCKS
spigot: COCKS
spigot: COCKS
spigot: COCKS
spigot: COCKS
deuce: I'M POSTING TO NEWS.ADMIN.NET-ABUSE.MISC ABOUT THIS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #usenet #woodring-field-background |
|
753 | 10/15/2000 | jesus h. christ pants: I HAVE A COMPLAINT
atandt: FOR THE LOVE OF
pants: I WANT A NEW CHAIR
atandt: WHAT THE
pants: CAN WE JUST BE GAY THEN
atandt: HOW IN THE HELL |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #mountain-background |
|
754 | 10/16/2000 | general announcement spigot: WHO ATE THREE CARTONS OF PEANUT BUTTER ICE CREAM AND TOOK A DUMP ON MY BEDSPREAD
|
spigot |
#dump #ice-cream #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
755 | 10/17/2000 | the complete idiot's guide to licking dick atandt: I GOT NOTHING |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #dicklicking #woodring-room-background |
|
756 | 10/18/2000 | all discs shuffle deuce: TROLLY
pants: DUCKS AND DICKS
pants: NOT THE SAME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #duck #woodring-stairs-background |
|
757 | 10/19/2000 | alt dot fan dot dean dash stark deuce: I WONDER WHY THE ALT.FAN.DEAN-STARK HIERARCHY ALREADY HAS OVER SEVENTY NEWSGROUPS IN IT
pants: THAT'S ODD |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #usenet #woodring-room-background |
|
758 | 10/20/2000 | unidentified subject hanford: LISTEN UP FOLKS
hanford: WILL THE PERSON WHO PISSED UP MY WIFE AND KIDS PLEASE TAKE ONE STEP FORWARD
hanford: I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN |
hanford |
#drunk-deuce #hanford-deuce-pants-spigot #hey-its-rands #laughing-deuce #many-characters #mountain-background #piss #the-gangs-all-here #uncensored #whores |
|
759 | 10/21/2000 | the cockmobile pants: THE COCKMOBILE WILL COME TO MY TOWN SOME DAY
spigot: DON'T DO IT IT'S A TRAP
pants: THEN I CAN SUCK DICKS FROM FARAWAY LANDS
spigot: RUN
pants: AND LOCAL COCKS THAT I KNOW AND LOVE
spigot: HUBLUBHLBUHLBULHBLHB WHY DIDN'T I STAY IN SCHOOL |
pants spigot |
#dicksucking #pants-spigot #woodring-field-background |
|
760 | 10/22/2000 | dance hall days spigot: WINGDINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (REST) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
spigot |
#spigot-solo #wang-chung #woodring-field-background |
|
761 | 10/23/2000 | feedback for the sysop spigot: WHAT ABOUT BEING STONED AGAIN
pants: WHO
spigot: NEVER MIND
pants: WHAT
|
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #stoned #woodring-field-background |
|
762 | 10/24/2000 | hands up spigot: HANDS UP WHO WANTS TO WORK ON A HORROR E-ZINE AFTER WORK EVERY NIGHT
pants: I HAVE A STORY ABOUT A TIME-TRAVELLING MUMMY
deuce: I THINK WE ALL KNOW THAT STORY ORIGINALLY APPEARED IN AMAZING FANTASY #15
pants: NOOOOOO |
deuce pants spigot |
#amazing-fantasy #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #marvel #mummy #time-travel #viscera #woodring-field-background #zine |
|
763 | 10/25/2000 | annual report 2000 pants: BUILDING ELABORATE LEGO MINDSTORM PROJECTS AND EATING THEM |
pants |
#annual-report #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
764 | 10/26/2000 | keep out of reach of children deuce: eDICKS
spigot: vPRICKS
pants: iSTALLS
deuce: DONGLETS
pants: INHALANTS
spigot: THE DOT COMS
deuce: GHGHLUGHLGHLG
spigot: AHLUGLAGHULAHULAHG
pants: HULAHGLUHGAULHUALHALG |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
765 | 10/27/2000 | on holiday atandt: HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY
atandt: DON'T FORGET TO LAUGH AT A DISABLED VETERAN
atandt: THEY KILLED INNOCENT CHILDREN FOR YOU
deuce: THAT'S COOL
spigot: DID YOU LOSE YOUR LEGS SUCKING COCK IN A BATH HOUSE |
atandt deuce spigot |
#atandt #atandt-deuce-spigot #bathhouse #cock #cocksucking #deuce #holiday #memorial-day #spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
766 | 10/28/2000 | queer scouts pants: HOMOSEXUAL SEX, REALLY NOT ENJOYING THIS TOO MUCH
pants: HOMOSEXUAL SEX, PRISON
pants: HOMOSEXUAL SEX, STRETCHMARKS AROUD THE MOUTH AREA
pants: OH HI
pants: I'M JUST FLIPPING THROUGH THE INDEX OF MY QUEER HANDBOOK
pants: HOLY GOD
pants: I CAN GET A MERIT BADGE FOR SIMPLY BEING JIZZED UP
pants: TRYING TO CHEER YOU AND THE AUDIENCE UP |
pants |
#jizz #pants-solo #prison #woodring-room-background |
|
767 | 10/29/2000 | really big ones spigot: I'M A DEFECTIVE O-RING |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
768 | 10/30/2000 | retarded faggot pants: YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M GOING TO SUCK IT
pants: NEVER FORGET WHO YOU ARE
pants: LITTLE STAR
pants: I DEFINITELY WOULD
pants: SO ANYWAY
pants: I FIGURE I CAN GET UNEMPLOYMENT OR SOMETHING
pants: CAN YOU HEAR THE LITTLE ANGELS
pants: DON'T TRY TO FOOL ME INTO NOT SUCKING IT !!! DISTRACTING ME WILL ONLY FAIL HULAHGLUAG
|
pants |
#pants-solo #sucking #woodring-field-background |
|
769 | 10/31/2000 | skip and dance deuce: LOVE ME TENDER
pants: HOLD STILL THEN
spigot: MAY I PLAY
pants: SKIP AND DANCE WITH US
spigot: PRANCING AS FAST AS I CAN |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
|
770 | 11/1/2000 | spigot's boutique spigot: THERE'S NOTHING PERVERTED OR GAY ABOUT ME WANTING TO OPEN A BOUTIQUE
deuce: UNNNNNGH
spigot: IT'S A COCK BOUTIQUE WITH LITTLE BOWS AND RIBBONS BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK
spigot: LITTLE HATS AND COSTUMES FOR THE PUPPET SHOW I PUT ON EVERY MORNING
spigot: MMM HURBLE BURBLE LOOK AT ME ON MY WAY TO SCHOOL
spigot: I SURE AM GAY
spigot: TIME FOR COCKS
spigot: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM BAM BAM BAM THIS IS NO DREAM
|
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #puppet #woodring-field-background |
|
771 | 11/2/2000 | a stopped clock pants: EVEN A STOPPED CLOCK GIVES HEAD TWICE A DAY
pants: WHY CAN'T YOU
deuce: DICKS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #woodring-field-background |
|
772 | 11/3/2000 | the closet spigot: HELP ME TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET ABOUT MY FAT QUEERNESS
deuce: I CAN'T
deuce: I'M STUCK IN THE CLOSET PRETTY SOLIDLY MYSELF
deuce: HEY I HAVE A GREAT IDEA
deuce: MAYBE WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER OUT OF THE CLOSET
deuce: TOGETHER
spigot: I'D LIKE TO MAKE OUR ENGAGEMENT PUBLIC AT THE END OUR TOILET SEX
deuce: WELL I'M KIND OF NEW AT THIS BUT OKEE DOKE
|
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #gay-fatness #toilet #woodring-field-background |
|
773 | 11/4/2000 | three o'clock high pants: T ATANDT IF I GO TO THE THREE O'CLOCK MEETING AND SIT THERE AND PUT MY NUTS AND WANG ON THE TABLE, PLEASE PROMISE THAT YOU WILL NOT TAKE THE BLACKJACK AND START BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF MY EXTREMITIES
atandt: T PANTS TOO LATE |
atandt pants |
#angry-panel #atandt-pants #genital-mutilation #woodring-field-background |
|
774 | 11/5/2000 | yom kippur deuce: WHAT'S FUNNIEST ABOUT JEWS IS THAT YOU WIND THEM AND THEY RUN FROM HITLER
deuce: THEY'LL ALSO RUN FROM A HOT POKER IF YOU CHASE THEM WITH IT
pants: YOU DON'T SAY
deuce: IN FACT POKER IS WHERE THE WORD "KIPPUR" OF "YOM KIPPUR" CAME FROM
deuce: WHERE "YOM KIPPUR" LITERALLY MEANS "HOT MOPS"
pants: TELL ME MORE ABOUT ANCIENT LANDS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #hitler #jews #woodring-room-background |
|
775 | 11/6/2000 | burning man pants: HELLO ??? AM I LATE FOR BURNING MAN ??? IT IS COLD
pants: THEY PROMISED FOUR AND TWENTY BLACKBIRDS
pants: THIS IS MORE LIKE FOUR HUNDRED AND TWENTY BLACK DICKS ALL AT ONCE (WITHOUT REMORSE OR AN OUNCE OF POLITENESS I MIGHT ADD)
|
pants |
#burning-man #dicks #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
776 | 11/7/2000 | a mystery atandt: A TRAIL OF CORN
atandt: HMM THE PROVERBIAL MYSTERY OH TO FOLLOW THE PATH LESS --
pants: I'M GOING TO SUCK YOUR COCK UNTIL YOU'RE BLUE IN THE FACE AND I'M NOT HUNGRY ANYMORE |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #cocksucking #corn #woodring-field-background |
|
777 | 11/8/2000 | off on a jag pants: CRAMCHEESE
pants: NOT AS VIOLENT AS IT COULD BE
pants: WHICH LENDS ITSELF TO THE GOOD BOOK
pants: I HAVE SEEN MANY AN UNLICKED DICK IN MY LIFETIME
pants: COLD
pants: HUNGRY DICKS
pants: WE MUST NOT LET THIS HAPPEN IN OUR AMERICA
pants: I'LL TAKE UNLICKED DICKS OVER BURNING DOWN THE MALL THANKS
pants: I'LL TAKE UNLICKED DICKS FOR $200
pants: I'LL TAKE UNLICKED DICKS UNDER MY WING AND SHOW THEM THE WAY OF THE WORLD
pants: WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT A SCRIPT NOW |
pants |
#hanford-pants #woodring-field-background |
|
778 | 11/9/2000 | look what i can do pants: LOOK WHAT I CAN DO WITHOUT ANY ASSISTANCE FROM THE AUDIENCE
pants: HALUGHU LAHGLU HAULGHALUGHULAGHALUGHALUGH LAUGHLAUGH LUAGLAG
pants: ALUKG HALGH LAUG LUAHGLU HGALU HAGL HLAUG HLAGHL AHGLU HALGH AAG OKAY I NEED SOME HELP HERE HUAGHALGU HALUKG LUAGH LUAG PERHAPS A LADDER OR A BUCKET HALUGHALGHLU |
pants |
#pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
779 | 11/10/2000 | java security pants: GRANTING PRIVILEGES TO UNTRUSTED CLASSES ???
atandt: IMPLEMENTING MY OWN SIGNING FACILITY ???
pants: DEPLOYING REAL-WORLD SOFTWARE ON THE INTERNET ???????/
atandt: CARTOONS ABOUT COCKSUCKING AND DICKLICKING ????
pants: NOW YOU'RE TALKING THERE CHIEF
atandt: I LIKED YOU BETTER WHEN YOU WERE IN A COMA (A VERY GAY COMA INDEED) |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #java #object-oriented-programming #programming #woodring-stairs-background |
|
780 | 11/11/2000 | make me choke in record time pants: ANY KIND OF DICK WILL DO BUT I PREFER TO CHOMP AND CHEW ON THE NORTHERN AMERICAN VARIETY FOR VARIOUS REASONS / CONDITIONS
pants: SERIOUSLY IF YOU COULD JUST FORM A LINE TO THE LEFT OF THE URINALS I'LL GET TO BUSINESS
pants: I AM WILLING TO SIGN ANYTHING YOU PUT IN FRONT OF ME JUST MAKE ME CHOKE IN RECORD TIME |
pants |
#dicklicking #pants-solo #urinal #woodring-stairs-background |
|
781 | 11/12/2000 | for sale, $1 or best offer hanford: YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU READ TOO MANY EPISODES IN A ROW, YOU'LL GET A HEADACHE
pants: CAN WE PLEASE JUST LICK DICK |
hanford pants |
#hanford-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
|
782 | 11/13/2000 | deuce has a new home deuce: CHRISTNUTS, NEW ZEALAND |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
783 | 11/14/2000 | fucking powermac faggot computer pants: WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T THE LIVING ROOM MACHINE WORK
deuce: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM
pants: YOU FUCKING POWERMAC FAGGOT COMPUTER
deuce: SHUT THE FUCK UP IN THERE
pants: I KISS YOU
deuce: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM
pants: HOLY GOD YOU ARE POUNDING ME TO POWDER
deuce: WHAM WHAM WHAM
deuce: AND THERE IT GOES (PERFECT DAVID ATTENBOROUGH VOICE)
pants: HOLY
|
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #macintosh #woodring-stairs-background |
|
784 | 11/15/2000 | jerkbone spigot: T PANTS IT TURNS OUT "NADS" IS SHORT FOR "GONADS" WHICH IS SLANG FOR BALLS
spigot: ANYWAY I GOT KICKED THERE
pants: YOU CAN STILL PAY RENT THROUGH RIGHT
pants: A KNOCK TO THE NUTS (E.G. TESTICLES) SHOULDN'T PREVENT YOU FROM WRITING CHECKS
spigot: ACTUALLY THE BONE THAT CONNECTS MY NUTS TO MY WRIST IS SPRAINED
spigot: THAT'S MY JERKBONE
spigot: POSSIBLY MY JIZZBONE, I'M NOT A DOCTOR |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #balls #bone #jerking #jizz #nuts #pants #pants-spigot #spigot #testicles #woodring-stairs-background |
|
785 | 11/16/2000 | like an unclamped hose spigot: WE ALSO SUGGEST GUTTERMOUTHS II, SODOMANIA SLOPSHOTS 4-6 AND FILTHY FIRST TIMERS
deuce: SPRAYING AND SQUIRTING LIKE AN UNCLAMPED HOSE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #porn #woodring-field-background |
|
786 | 11/17/2000 | lolly gagging atandt: I ASKED YOU TO WAIT THIRTY MINUTES BEFORE LICKING ANOTHER DICK
pants: NO CARS DELIVERED WITHOUT THIS CHECK
atandt: YOU'RE GOING TO GET A HORRIBLE PAIN IN THE BELLY
pants: ALLOW TWENTY MINUTES FOR CAR RETRIEVAL
atandt: IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER I'D SWEAR YOU UNLICKED THEM ON PURPOSE
pants: THIS CONTRACT LIMITS OUR LIABILITY! READ IT! |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
|
787 | 11/18/2000 | the look of dick spigot: MEL TORME IS SINGING ABOUT HOW WE SHOULD BE MORE THAN FRIENDS???????
deuce: GO FOR IT I SAY
pants: I AM GOING TO SAVE MY VOTE FOR COFFEE, CAKE SNACKS, ZINGERS
spigot: THE LOOK / OF DICK
spigot: LITTLE OR NOTHING TO DO WITH BROWSERS AND NEARLY EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD TO DO WITH TROUSERS |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
|
788 | 11/19/2000 | positive comedy feedback spigot: BY PLACING HANDFULS OF M&M'S INTO A CUP I CAN PRACTICALLY DRINK THEM
spigot: GIVE ME SOME POSITIVE FEEDBACK ABOUT MY COMEDY I'M NOT UP HERE FOR MY HEALTH PEOPLE |
spigot |
#despair-panel #failed-comedy #fatness #m-and-ms #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
789 | 11/20/2000 | pricky deuce: HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME LICKY PRICKY
pants: HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE ME CHINAMAN STYLE (OPIUM, PEEING IN MY COKE, RICE, RAILROADS, LAUNDRY)
deuce: I HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED THIS "CHINAMAN STYLE" !!!! WE WILL START AT 2:30
pants: EXCELLENT
deuce: PENCIL ME IN FOR --
deuce: HEY WAIT A MINUTE IS THIS GOING TO END UP ON JERKCITY
pants: FIRST I TAKE IT UP THE ASS, THEN YOU CRAM IT HARD
pants: AND WE SELL THE VIDEO FOR $79.99
deuce: RIGHT (IN SOME ORDER)
deuce: WITH WALNUTS
pants: UNCANNY, THAT |
deuce pants |
#anal #be-gay-with-me #china #chinese #coca-cola #drunk-deuce #meta #pricklicking #videotape #walnuts #woodring-room-background |
|
790 | 11/21/2000 | people do net: CAN DICKS BE LICKED PEOPLE
pants: PEOPLE DO
net: T PANTS SHALL WE DIAGRAM THE SENTENCE
pants: T NET READY AND WILLING
pants: I HAVE MY DANCING SHOES ON
pants: WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS
net: THE SUBJECT IS DICKS AND THE VERB IS "CAN"
pants: EXCELLENT
deuce: ASSIBLE
pants: QUITE RIGHT
net: THEREFORE
net: "PEOPLE DO" IS NOT AN APPROPRIATE RESPONSE
pants: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH |
deuce net pants |
#a-few-good-men #grammar #uncredited-character #woodring-room-background |
|
791 | 11/22/2000 | sad spigot: T PANTS SAD THAT THE DOPE YOU GAVE ME WAS AN I.O.U. AND A BOTTLECAP |
spigot |
#pac-man #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
792 | 11/23/2000 | that green stuff pants: HOW DO YOU SPELL GUACAMOLE
deuce: I THINK YOU GOT IT
deuce: ARE YOU WRITING A SHOPPING LIST ?!?!? OR ARE YOU LOOKING FOR TIPS ON GIVING HEAD SOUTH OF THE BORDER
pants: ACCORDING TO WEBSTERS IT IS GUACAMOLE
deuce: T PANTS WHO CARES ABOUT THE SPICK WORDS (EVEN THE ONES YOU EAT)
pants: T DEUCE TRUE BUT SINCE I SUCK SPICK DICK FROM TIME TO TIME I MIGHT AS WELL LEARN THE LANGUAGE !! COCKSUCKAMOS ?????????????? (WE ALL YOU GET THE IDEA) |
deuce pants |
#conjugation #deuce-pants #guacamole #spanish #spick-dick #woodring-stairs-background |
|
793 | 11/24/2000 | sweepstakes winner pants: I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO DISCUSS MY WEB SOAP OPERA
pants: WHO WON THE RAPE ME SWEEPSTAKES
deuce: THINGS DIDN'T WORK OUT QUITE RIGHT
spigot: I'M JAR JAR I'M JAR JAR I'M JAR JAR I'M JAR JAR I'M JAR JAR I'M JAR JAR I'M JAR |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #nirvana #star-wars #tv #woodring-field-background |
|
794 | 11/25/2000 | where did pants go atandt: HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT SUCKING OFF THE ENTIRE CAST OF USER FRIENDLY AND RAN OFF THE LOT |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #user-friendly #webcomic #woodring-room-background |
|
795 | 11/26/2000 | pardon our dust atandt: FOLKS WE'RE DOING SOME REMODELING
atandt: I HAVE ISSUES WITH MY FATNESS, MY GAYNESS, MY LOCH NESS MONSTER |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #turquoise-background |
|
796 | 11/27/2000 | note from the depths atandt: THE NOTE FOUND IN THE POCKET OF A RUSSIAN SEAMAN
atandt: WODKA
deuce: HALP
atandt: PLEASE TO TELL LENIN THAT IT IS FUCKING COLD
deuce: I DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING GET PAID FOR THIS (GLUG) |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #halp #woodring-field-background |
|
797 | 11/28/2000 | holy mary mother of god pants: HAIL MARY FULL OF GRACE THE LORD IS WITH THEE BLESSED ARE THOU |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #woodring-room-background |
|
798 | 11/28/2000 | be gay with me pants: BE FAT WITH ME
deuce: I DO NOT THINK THAT IS AN ACTIVITY WE CAN SHARE ???
deuce: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP
deuce: WRONG AGAIN |
hanford pants |
#deuce-pants #fat #woodring-room-background #y2k |
|
799 | 11/29/2000 | censorship deuce: ZZZ
deuce: SNORK
deuce: )(*ASGY(*OUSDGS(*&TNR IUE(*&BIGBSGHGD (&$HBOHGOSD
uncredited woman: A(&DG&IBS *STFG (ISFYN()SHDF)SD) USFSUY)FSDFPIHWO#RBL#T
: CENSORED |
deuce |
#edited #mountain-background #uncredited-character |
|
800 | 11/30/2000 | deuce and atandt show atandt: I'M COURIER
deuce: I'M LUCIDA SANS TYPEWRITER
deuce: I'M KICKING YOUR FUCKING SERIF ASS
deuce: IT'S THE DEUCE AND ATANDT SHOW
atandt: T DEUCE YOU ARE VERDANA (AND VERY READABLE)
deuce: T ATANDT YOU'RE RIGHT
deuce: LET'S NEVER FIGHT AGAIN
deuce: AVENIR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ANGRY
atandt: T DEUCE ALTHOUGH YOU SECRETLY WANT TO BE IMPACT
deuce: T ATANDT BUT THAT WOULD MEAN I COULDN'T TYPE IN LOWERCASE
deuce: T ATANDT OH POINT TAKEN
atandt: I'M A RESUMABLE DOWNLOAD NOW |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #deucegrin #fonts #woodring-stairs-background |
|
801 | 12/1/2000 | dick for me (part 1 of 2) pants: WOW, DICK FOR ME
pants: THANKS GUYS
: Later that afternoon ...
pants: YOU ARE REALLY GANGING UP ON ME IN HERE
deuce: SHUT |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #mountain-background |
|
802 | 12/2/2000 | dick for me (part 2 of 2) deuce: SHUT
pants: AUUUGH YOU PULLED THE FOOTBALL AWAY
spigot: YOU SAY SHUT BUT YOU REALLY MEAN OPEN WIDE
spigot: PLEASE CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTION TO "ASIAN TITS"
pants: FACE FACE FACE FACE FACE FACE NUTS
deuce: DUCK DUCK DEUCE
spigot: SUCKING OFF THE CAST OF USER FRIENDLY, EH
pants: THEY STOOD STILL THIS TIME |
deuce pants spigot |
#custom-background |
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803 | 12/3/2000 | fine-grained sandpaper pants: HURTS TO WIPE !!!
pants: ARE YOU SURE I SHOULD BE USING BRILLO PADS ??? WRITE BACK
deuce: YOU SHOULD BE USING FINE-GRAIN SANDPAPER
pants: (SPUTTERING) BUT THE FAQ SAID
deuce: DON'T TRUST THE INTERNET !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
deuce pants |
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804 | 12/4/2000 | jesus loves me deuce: JESUS LOVES ME
deuce: THIS I KNOW
deuce: FOR THE LHULHLHULHLUHLUHULHLHULHULUHULULHULHULHULHULHULHULHULHU
deuce: HULHULHULHULLHU EPILEPSY
deuce: I AM CURSED FROM HEAVEN
deuce: STONE ME
deuce: STONE ME I SAY
deuce: BONK HONK
deuce: HELLO IS THIS THING ON
deuce: ACADEMY FUCKING AWARD MATERIAL GOING ON HERE PEOPLE
deuce: MOM
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deuce |
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805 | 12/5/2000 | jewel pants: JEWEL WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO WILL SAVE MY SOUL (HELP ME OUT HERE)
spigot: WHO WILL FILL HER FACE WITH SPURT I THINK IS WHAT SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT
pants: NOW THAT YOU MENTION I THINK THAT IS WHAT SHE'S TELLING ME AFTER ALL
pants: EXCUSE ME
pants: (STARTS TO MASTURBATE)
spigot: I WILL WAIT IN THE CAR
pants: UNGH UFF UHHH
pants: THAT WOULD BE BEST (CONTINUES)
spigot: MAY I PLEASE HAVE THE KEYS (KFOG, LIVE 105) |
pants spigot |
#jewel #woodring-stairs-background |
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806 | 12/6/2000 | like a sunflower spigot: I AM LIKE THE SUNFLOWER, HIDING WITH MY KNEES BUNCHED UP IN THE TOILET TRYING TO LOOK THROUGH THE PARTITION AT OTHER PEOPLE'S PISSING DICKS
spigot: OKAY MAYBE LESS LIKE A SUNFLOWER |
spigot |
#pissing #spigot-solo #sunflower #woodring-stairs-background |
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807 | 12/7/2000 | mean while pants: MEANWHILE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: BACK AT THE DICKLICKING FARM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: FREE RANGE COCKSUCKERS ??????????????????
pants: I'M GOING TO PUT A STOP TO THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL
pants: EXCUSE ME SIR I DEMAND TO SEE THE FARMER
pants: OH GOD I'M UPSIDE DOWN AND UNDERWATER AGAIN
pants: WAIT I'M REALLY AT THE LOCAL KRISPY KREME AND THIS IS ALL A DREAM
pants: WAIT NO I REALLY AM UNDERWATER BLBBLBLBLLB |
pants |
#pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
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808 | 12/8/2000 | spigot, concerned spigot: HAVE I SMOKED SO MUCH DOPE THAT I ONLY *THINK* I'M ENTERING JOKES |
spigot |
#dope #eggshell-background #spigot-solo |
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809 | 12/9/2000 | a terrible blow pants: I AM TRYING TO DRAW A BONG BUT IT JUST LOOKS LIKE A BONER !!! GIF AFTER GIF OF BONER AFTER BONER !!! AM I GAY ??? WRITE BACK
deuce: NO BONGS OR HITS JUST BONERS
pants: A TERRIBLE BLOW FOR FREEDOM OF GAY ON THIS HERE NETWORK
deuce: I FAVOR MUTANT REGISTRATION |
deuce pants |
#brown-background #deuce-pants |
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810 | 12/13/2000 | weebles wobble pants: WEEBLES WOBBLE BUT THEY DON'T SUCK DICK
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pants |
#grey-background #pants-solo |
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811 | 12/14/2000 | unix is for tribbles spigot: SILLY RABBIT ...... >>>UNIX<<< IS FOR >>>>TRIBBLES<<<<
spigot: GAK THE HOOD BEING PULLED DOWN OVER MY HEAD AND GLK THE STRINGS
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spigot |
#mousehole #spigot-solo #unix #violent-disapproval #woodring-room-background |
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812 | 12/15/2000 | fairness in florida spigot: GORE CALLS FOR FAIRNESS IN FLORIDA
spigot: I THINK THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING IN FLORIDA MISTER EIGHT YEARS OF TAKING A BACK SEAT TO CLINTON'S COCK FOLLOWED BY LOSING TO COUNTRY BUMPKIN |
spigot |
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813 | 12/16/2000 | technical difficulties pants: WE WILL RETURN TO OUR REGULAR PROGRAMMING SHORTLY
pants: ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO STATE THAT I DID NOT PUNCH THE PROSTITUTE I WAS ONLY HELPING HER DOWN OFF THE STAGE
: To: Staff
: From: Editor
: Subject: What's going on down there
:
: Are we off the air again?
: GODDAMNIT
: YOU USELESS FUCKWADS |
pants |
#edited #woodring-stairs-background |
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814 | 12/17/2000 | are you the crow? spigot: EXCUSE ME SIR
spigot: SIR
deuce: YES
spigot: ARE YOU THE CROW?
deuce: MAYBE
spigot: BECAUSE YOU'RE PISSING ON MY BRIEFCASE
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deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #spigot-points #the-crow |
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815 | 12/18/2000 | flapper girls don't have dicks pants: SUFFERAGE !!! NOTHING LIKE ROUGHAGE AS IT TURNS OUT
pants: THE NEW REPUBLIC HAS FAILED ME AND YET I STAND HERE
pants: GREAT THE WAR IS OVER NOW LET'S GO TO A PLAY
: Originally published April 3, 1922
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pants |
#corndog-background #edited |
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816 | 12/19/2000 | rape in progress punky punk: I SURE DO LOVE GIVING HEAD TO THE CAST OF JERKCITY ON A REGULAR BASIS
pants: WE SURE LOVE HAVING YOU HERE
spigot: GIVING US HEAD
deuce: MAKE IT ROUGH
punky punk: OH MY STARS AND GARTERS
spigot: IN YOU NOW
pants: RAPE IN PROGRESS
pants: I AM GOING TO SMACK YOUR HEAD HARD ON THE TILE IF YOU DON'T WATCH THE TEETH
punky punk: MY NEW NAME IS PUNKY PUNK |
deuce pants spigot |
#head #oral-sex #penny-arcade #rape #stars-and-garters #woodring-stairs-background |
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817 | 12/20/2000 | bongathon in progress atandt: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE NOW RETURN YOU TO THE PREVIOUSLY SCHEDULED BONGATHON ALREADY IN PROGRESS |
atandt |
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818 | 12/21/2000 | dicklicking in the 21st century pants: TURN ON YOUR HEARTLIGHT
pants: LET IT SHINE WHEREVER YOU GO
pants: LET IT MAKE A HAPPY GLOW AND FOR GOD'S SAKE LET ME LICK YOUR DICK (CHORUS)
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pants |
#dicklicking #neil-diamond #pants-solo #singing #woodring-room-background |
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819 | 12/22/2000 | the penny arcade incident pants: MY FELLOW AMERICANS
pants: I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE PENNY ANTE INCIDENT
pants: WE ARE NO LONGER ALLOWED TO FILM IN NEW JERSEY
pants: APPARENTLY WE GIVE ITALIAN-AMERICANS A BAD NAME
pants: REMEMBER THE TIME MY FACE GOT STUCK LIKE THIS
pants: LET US LEARN FROM THE FUTURE SO WE CAN LOOK BACK AND URINATE ON THE PAST
pants: WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED YOU ASK
pants: IT'S WHAT
pants: OH PENNY ARCADE
pants: THEY ALL LOOK LIKE FUCKING BLOOM COUNTY TO ME
pants: NONSENSICAL SYLLABLES AND PREPOSTEROUS GAY ACTS |
pants |
#bloom-county #new-jersey #pants-solo #penny-arcade #webcomic #woodring-room-background |
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820 | 12/23/2000 | make pants: COULD YOU PLEASE TYPE "MAKE" IN THE QUEUE DIRECTORY OR SHOULD I JUST SUCK COCK FOR UNDER TEN MINUTES |
pants |
#cocksucking #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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821 | 12/24/2000 | bedlam pants: CAN'T WAIT FOR THE QUEER XMAS JOKES TO START
atandt: T PANTS LET US WORK ON OUR THANKSGIVING COMEDY BITS
spigot: I'VE GOT SOME SERIOUS GAGS LINED UP FOR NEW YEAR'S (CHAMPAGNE CORKS AND WHAT NOT)
pants: MY MOUTH SHE IS FOR DICKS
spigot: HOW ABOUT YOU BE THE )(B*$:)( *EG AND I BE THE F)(*DV:#JDFLS
atandt: MOOOOOOOOO
atandt: SERIOUSLY WORRIED ABOUT THE QUALITY OF DICK
pants: TELL ME MORE AS I AM INTRIGUED AND AROUSED
spigot: )(B*$:)( *EG |
atandt pants spigot |
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822 | 12/25/2000 | season's greetings fuckheads pants: SEASON'S GREETINGS FUCKHEADS
: Sally --
: Ran out of time this afternoon, please publish the standard-issue Jerkcity Holidays crapfest.
: Thanks doll!
: --Editor
:
: Not a creature was stirring. They were all in shock from the unstoppable series of blowjobs, one after another. |
everybody |
#christmas #edited #editor #hey-its-rands #the-gangs-all-here #woodring-room-background |
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823 | 12/26/2000 | hello ?? atandt: HELLO ?? YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER
atandt: HELLO ?? PLEASE HOLD FOR THE CASTING DIRECTOR
atandt: HELLO ?? YES THIS IS JERKCITY
atandt: WHY YES OUR REFRIGERATOR IS RUNNING
atandt: WHAT
atandt: GRR
atandt: HELLO ?? I'M SORRY HE'S OUT OF THE OFFICE RIGHT NOW
atandt: I'LL TELL HIM YOU CALLED THANKS
atandt: HELLO ?? LET ME TRANSFER YOU TO THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT
atandt: PLEASE HOLD
pants: WHY ARE YOU ANSWERING PHONES
atandt: WE'RE SHORT OF HELP THIS SEASON AND--
pants: I DON'T REALLY CARE YOU KNOW |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
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824 | 12/27/2000 | just in case deuce: I'D BETTER JERK OFF FOR GOOD MEASURE
dick: JUST IN CASE
dick: JUST TO BE SURE
deuce: RIGHT
dick: BECAUSE WHAT IF
dick: UHHH FINISHED
deuce: ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #jerking-off #woodring-field-background |
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825 | 12/28/2000 | mars needs dick deuce: EARTH TO PANTS
deuce: EARTH TO PANTS COME IN PANTS
deuce: ARE YOU ON THE RED PLANET YET OVER
pants: I AM DEPLOYING MY SOLAR SAILS CURRENTLY
deuce: EARTH TO PANTS SOLAR STORM COMING YOUR WAY ETA 5 MINUTES
pants: I AM STUFFING MYSELF IN THE LOO CURRENTLY
deuce: OVER
pants: OVER |
deuce pants |
#black-background #deuce-pants #mars |
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826 | 12/29/2000 | neil diamond or bust atandt: YOU DON'T BRING ME FLOWERS
atandt: YOU DON'T SING ME LOVE SONGS
spigot: FOREVER IN BLUE JEANS
atandt: CRACKLIN' ROSIE
spigot: AMERICA
atandt: SONG SUNG BLUE
spigot: UH
spigot: HELLO AGAIN
atandt: GIRL, YOU'LL BE A WOMAN SOON
spigot: SWEET CAROLINE
atandt: KENTUCKY WOMAN
spigot: UH
spigot: UH CRAP
atandt: YOU HAVE FAILED
spigot: I KNOW
atandt: BE GAY WITH ME |
atandt spigot |
#atandt #atandt-spigot #be-gay-with-me #spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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827 | 12/30/2000 | the charlie rose show atandt: CHARLIE ROSE TOUCHED MY BOTTOM |
atandt |
#woodring-stairs-background |
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828 | 12/31/2000 | to kill twenty people deuce: MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION WILL BE TO KILL TWENTY PEOPLE BEFORE THE YEAR 2002 (BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN THE WORLD WILL END)
pants: OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
pants: HEY WAIT A MINUTE
spigot: IS THIS EVEN THE ICE CAPADES |
deuce pants spigot |
#apocalypse #holiday #murder #new-year #woodring-field-background |