No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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829 | 1/1/2001 | happy new year fuckheads pants: AM I GAY
pants: IS IT 2001 IN HAWAII YET ??? SINGAPORE ??? MONSTER ISLAND ???
pants: FYI: ALL OF THE MOTHRA GIRLS ARE PRESENTLY ENJOYING AN EXTENDED TOUR UP MY ASS |
pants |
#anal-insertion #anal-vore #pants-solo #thought #woodring-room-background |
|
830 | 1/2/2001 | early screen test : Lost footage from the early days of Jerkcity presented for entertainment-purposes only.
uncredited actor: I'M AUDITIONING FOR THE PART OF PANTS
uncredited actor: TAKE ONE:
uncredited actor: WHAT DO THESE NINE DICKS HAVE TO DO WITH THE PRICE OF TEA IN CHINA ??? I'LL SAY !!! HUG-A-LUG-AH |
pants |
#bonequest-9273 #china #dicks #hugalugah #pants #screen-test #uncredited-character #woodring-room-background |
|
831 | 1/3/2001 | brown medal deuce: YOU ALL DESERVE A NEW MEDAL
deuce: THE BROWN MEDAL
deuce: (IT'S BROWN) |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #mountain-background |
|
832 | 1/4/2001 | political activist dick: IS MUMIA FREE YET ???? I'VE HAD THIS BUMPER STICKER ON MY CAR FOR THREE WEEKS NOW |
dick |
#dick-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
833 | 1/5/2001 | gay on the moon pants: THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN
pants: AND ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND
pants: WAIT I FORGOT TO FAG UP THAT PHRASE CAN THE EDITING BOYS PULL AN ALL-NIGHTER AND FIX THIS UP BEFORE SHOWTIME ??? GREAT !!! AHULGAHLAHG |
pants |
#moon #moon-background #pants-solo |
|
834 | 1/6/2001 | half duplex pants: RRAAPPEE IINN PPRROOGGRREESSSS CCAALLLL 991111
deuce: 10-4 |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dial-911 #woodring-stairs-background |
|
835 | 1/7/2001 | bonequest, explained pants: SHOULD WE TELL THEM ???
atandt: NOT BEFORE TEA
pants: FOLKS THIS A DUMB CARTOON
atandt: FILLED WITH VIOLENCE AND IMMATURE JOKES
pants: BREAKING DOWN THE THIRD WALL
atandt: WE ARE WELL AWARE WE'RE CARTOON CHARACTERS
pants: HUHHH
pants: POSTMODERN HOMOPHOBIA
pants: THE SINE QUA NON OF POSTMODERNITY
atandt: DOPE, POO
atandt: WE CALL THIS OBVIOUS CONSCIOUSNESS
atandt: SELF-REFERENTIAL IRONY AND ALL THAT
atandt: META-POP HYPERAWARENESS
pants: SACKS FULL OF WET SOCKS
atandt: SO: POO THEN
pants: POO |
atandt pants |
#bonequest-introduction #coy-pants #deuce-pants #meta #poo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
836 | 1/8/2001 | jesus christ, our lord and savior atandt: T DEUCE LOVE |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #jesus #religion #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
837 | 1/9/2001 | the remarkable world of pants pants: THE REMARKABLE WORLDS OF PANTS
pants: STARRING THE TOILET AREA AND THE BURRITO STAND
pants: WE LAST LEFT OUR HERO UNDER THE UNDERPASS
pants: FOR WHATEVER REASON
pants: NOW WE'RE GOING LIVE TO THE SCENE
pants: IT WAS LIKE I TOLD YOU:
pants: DICKS TO THE LEFT, DICKS TO THE RIGHT
pants: THEN I SAY "HEY ARE YOU GEORGE MICHAEL"
pants: AND OF COURSE HE RUNS OUT
pants: UNLICKED DICKS BY THE BASKET IS ALL I'M ASKING
pants: STANDARD LAUNDRY HAMPER SIZED BASKETS, YES |
pants |
#pants-solo #unlicked-dicks #woodring-room-background |
|
838 | 1/10/2001 | spigot sucks cock spigot: BUG REPORT !!! IT ACTUALLY SAYS PRINTF ("SPIGOT SUCKS COCK") I CAN SEE IT RIGHT THERE IN THE PROGRAM CODE
|
spigot |
#cocksucking #programming #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
839 | 1/11/2001 | letters and faxes pants: WHY ARE YOU IGNORING MY LETTERS AND FAXES
pants: I HAVE SHOWN YOU PHOTOGRAPHS OF MY BREASTS
atandt: CAN'T YOU SEE HOW MUCH HE LOVES DICK |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #breasts #fax #woodring-room-background |
|
840 | 1/12/2001 | true story atandt: I FOUND A LIZARD SQUISHED BETWEEN TWO PIECES OF PLYWOOD TODAY
|
atandt |
#atandt-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
841 | 1/13/2001 | where have all the faggots gone pants: WHERE HAVE ALL THE FAGGOTS GONE
pants: T DEUCE I ASKED YOU A DIRECT QUESTION !!! WHERE HAVE ALL THE FPFHFHFHTTH FOUND 'EM |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #woodring-room-background |
|
842 | 1/14/2001 | 4:20 spigot: I JUST TAPE THE CONTROL KEY DOWN AND EVERY MENU IS CONTEXTUAL !!! I'M A WOMAN
pants: WHAT ABOUT THE OPEN-APPLE KEY |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #woodring-field-background |
|
843 | 1/15/2001 | aids quilt spigot: WHAT IF WE ROLLED THEM ALL UP IN THE AIDS QUILT AND FIRED IT OFF INTO SPACE???? |
spigot |
#aids #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
844 | 1/16/2001 | beep net: BEEP
net: I'M AN AMI BIOS
deuce: I'M FUCKING YOU BROADSIDE
net: KEYBOARD ERROR |
deuce net |
#beep #deuce-net #woodring-room-background |
|
845 | 1/17/2001 | clearly alcohol is at work net: I'M A PLANARIAN
deuce: I AM MAKING A FINE PASTE OUT OF YOU TO FEED TO THE NEXT GENERATION OF FLOWERS |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #woodring-stairs-background |
|
846 | 1/18/2001 | private red dwarf showing deuce: I'M GOING TO HAVE A PRIVATE RED DWARF SHOWING AT MY HOUSE TOMORROW NIGHT AND YOU'RE ALL INVITED
net: I'LL BRING THE DALEKS
|
deuce net |
#dalek #daleks #deuce-net #dr-who #nerd-culture #red-dwarf #tv #woodring-stairs-background |
|
847 | 1/19/2001 | keiko in vietnam deuce: T DISCOVERY CHANNEL I'M SORRY BUT IT'S A LITTLE HARD FOR ME TO SWITCH GEARS FROM VIETNAM POWS TO KEIKO'S VOYAGE HOME ??? |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
848 | 1/20/2001 | moods spigot: MOODS ARE LIKE RAINBOWS, IN THAT I'M A COCKSUCKER |
spigot |
#cocksucker #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
849 | 1/21/2001 | blood on the wall pants: THERE'S BLOOD ON THE WALL
pants: SO WHAT
pants: THERE'S BLOOD ON THE WALL
pants: BLOOD ON THE WALL
pants: SHUT UP
pants: GET UP
pants: SHUT UP
pants: THERE'S BLOOD ON THE WALL
pants: THERE'S BLOOD ON THE WALL
pants: THERE'S BLOOD ON THE WALL
pants: THERE'S BLOOD ON THE WALL |
pants |
#pants-solo #skinny-puppy #woodring-field-background |
|
850 | 1/22/2001 | the box pants: REPEATING MYSELF: DO I **HAVE** TO TAKE A CRAP IN THIS BOX
spigot: WHAT IF THERE WERE A BIGGER BOX AND WITHOUT ME BEING BLINDFOLDED
deuce: YOU WILL STAY THERE WHILE I RAIN PISS ON YOU
pants: I TELL YOU SOON YOU WILL HAVE A BOX WITH SOME POO IN IT
spigot: LGHBLHGLHBLHGLHB I'VE SEEN THIS ONE BLLBLBLBLBPTH
deuce: MY PLAN IS WORKING PERFECTLY
pants: WE ARE CLOWNING AROUND |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #woodring-field-background |
|
851 | 1/23/2001 | cocksuckers local no. 41 pants: MUST WE LICK THE DICK LIKE SO |
pants |
#pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
852 | 1/24/2001 | comparing notes spigot: SOME DAYS I CANNOT GET UP OFF THE FLOOR
pants: OTHER DAYS I AM NOT ALLOWED TO |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
853 | 1/25/2001 | fag hug pants: CAN I PLEASE HAVE A FAG HUG
deuce: WHAT'S THAT
pants: I CANNOT SAY
deuce: I SEE
|
deuce pants |
#woodring-stairs-background |
|
854 | 1/26/2001 | the man on the shroud is none other than jesus christ himself deuce: JESUS CHRIST LOVES A GOOD PUNCH TO THE HEAD (FROM TIME TO TIME)
pants: HE'S LOOPY LIKE THAT (OUR LORD AND SAVIOR) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #jesus #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
|
855 | 1/27/2001 | my first erection ever spigot: MY FIRST ERECTION EVER |
spigot |
#erection #high-res #penis-of-spigot #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
856 | 1/28/2001 | please let me come in the bathroom with you spigot: I WISH WE COULD ALL TAKE TURNS POKING AND CHOKING ME
pants: KNOCK KNOCK SERIOUSLY HERE ARE SOME CLEAN TOWELS AND BATH OILS AND PRECIOUS LOTIONS AND ADVANCED SKIN CONDITIONERS AND FOR GOD'S SAKE LET ME COME IN THE BATHROOM WITH YOU
deuce: PLEASE COULD WE NOT GET INTO A BIG KNOCK-DOWN DRAG-OUT HAIR-PULLING FIGHT FOR ONCE ?????/ |
deuce pants spigot |
#bathroom #choking #deuce-pants-spigot #girl-fight #lotion #poking #poking-and-choking #rhyming #typo #woodring-room-background |
|
857 | 1/29/2001 | sea urchin pants: I HAVE A SEA URCHIN UP ME
deuce: IF YOU TRY TO REMOVE IT YOU WILL DIE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #fun-with-wildlife #mousehole #sea-urchin #woodring-room-background |
|
858 | 1/30/2001 | sorry for the wide distribution spigot: I HAVE DISCOVERED IF I LISTEN TO THE SAME BANANARAMA SONG TWO HUNDRED TIMES IN A ROW, I GET SICK OF IT
spigot: THEN I PUT THE CD AWAY FOR TWO WEEKS AND COME BACK TO IT AND IT'S BRAND NEW AGAIN
spigot: SORRY FOR THE WIDE DISTRIBUTION |
spigot |
#bananarama #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
859 | 1/31/2001 | are you there, god? pants: COCKS
pants: THEY COME AND GO AS THEY PLEASE
pants: WHAT CAN BE DONE
pants: WHAT INDEED
pants: MAN ALIVE I SURE COULD GO FOR A BIG SANDWICH RIGHT NOW
pants: ARE YOU THERE GOD IT'S ME FATPANTS
pants: WHAT DO I PAY YOU A RETAINER FOR
pants: YOU KEEP THOSE COCKS OUT OF MY GARDEN OR I'LL KNOCK YOUR BLOCK OFF |
pants |
#mountain-background |
|
860 | 2/1/2001 | be gay with me or else pants: KILL 'EM ALL AND LET ME SORT IT OUT (I'M REALLY GOOD AT SORTING OUT STUFF) |
pants |
#pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
861 | 2/2/2001 | why we called in the bomb threat deuce: FULL OF VIM AND VIGOR (AND A LITTLE VINEGAR) |
deuce |
#woodring-room-background |
|
862 | 2/3/2001 | that sort of language deuce: MOTHERFUCKER
spigot: THAT IS NOT THE SORT OF LANGUAGE I EXPECT FROM A WEB DEVELOPER |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #employment #woodring-field-background |
|
863 | 2/4/2001 | a bj from someone far away spigot: NOW STEPHEN HAWKING IS SAYING BLACK HOLES ARE NATURE’S GLORYHOLES AND YOU CAN GET A BJ FROM SOMEONE WAY FAR AWAY
spigot: I CAN’T REALLY UNDERSTAND HIS SPEECH THING |
spigot |
#blowjob #cosmology #glory-hole #spigot-solo #stephen-hawking #woodring-stairs-background |
|
864 | 2/5/2001 | fags in space spigot: IS THAT A BIG FAT DONG IN YOUR PANTS OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?!?!?!?!?!?!
spigot: DON'T CARE JUST FLOP IT OUT REGARDLESS
|
spigot |
#astronaut #custom-background #dong #moon-background #science-fiction #spigot-solo |
|
865 | 2/6/2001 | agagag deuce: AGAGAGGAGAG
pants: ARE YOU AGAGAGGAGAGING
deuce: AGAGAGAAAGG NO
pants: BECAUSE IF YOU ARE I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT IT
deuce: AGAGAGAGAGAGAG SERIOUSLY I'M NOT
pants: I NEED TO CHECK WITH MY SUPERVISOR
pants: T DEUCE WE GOT A GUY DOING THE AGAGAGAGAGAAG THING HERE
pants: IT'LL BE JUST A SECOND
deuce: AGAGAGAGGGAGAGAG
|
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #woodring-room-background |
|
866 | 2/7/2001 | in case of emergency pants: SLOW DOWN, TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND SOAK ME WITH THE HOSE |
pants |
#urinal-background |
|
867 | 2/8/2001 | money management skills atandt: LOW INTEREST RATES IN MY TROUSERS |
atandt |
#apricot-background |
|
868 | 2/9/2001 | MSN deuce: T PANTS LET'S GET MSN PREMIER FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: WHAT
deuce: T PANTS NEVER MIND
pants: T DEUCE I LICK THINGS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #woodring-room-background |
|
869 | 2/10/2001 | penny-flavored pants: I SEE YOU MASTURBATING LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT AND I SAY "SLOW IT DOWN TAKE YOUR TIME" ALSO I MET ELVIS IN A PAYTOILET IN GOLDEN GATE PARK
atandt: MORE LIKE A BI-CURIOUS CIRCLE JERK
atandt: OK WHO'S IN
pants: PANTS SLOWLY RAISES BOTH HANDS
deuce: DUH |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-pants #bi-curious #circle-jerk #elvis #golden-gate-park #masturbation #pay-toilet #san-francisco #toilet #woodring-stairs-background |
|
870 | 2/11/2001 | please turn the lights on pants: I CAN'T SEE
pants: TURN THE LIGHTS ON
pants: I'M NOT SAYING TO NOT BE GAY JUST TURN THE LIGHTS UP
pants: OK TURN THEM OFF
|
pants |
#pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
871 | 2/12/2001 | so so sorry pants: SORRY I BEAT OFF ALL OVER YOUR JPEGS |
pants |
#beating-off #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
872 | 2/13/2001 | fan mail: epilogue pants: SERIOUSLY IF YOU WANT TO MARRY ME THAT WOULD BE JUST FINE I CAN INTRODUCE YOU TO MY PARENTS (THIS BONG AND THAT DONG)
pants: ALSO IF YOU COULD PLEASE BLOCK ME FROM YOUR SITE I CANNOT STOP JERKING OFF AND I'M STARTING TO GET REALLY DIZZY (AND THAT CAN'T BE GOOD FOR BUSINESS)
pants: I HAVE APPEARANCES TO KEEP UP YOU KNOW
|
pants |
#pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
873 | 2/14/2001 | singing in the shower (a jimi hendrix tribute) atandt: ARE YOU EXPERIENCED
atandt: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN EXPERIENCED
atandt: WELL I HAVE
atandt: I KNOW I KNOW YOU'LL PROBABLY SCREAM AND CRY
atandt: THAT YOUR LITTLE WORLD WON'T LET YOU GO
atandt: BUT WHO IN YOUR MEASLY LITTLE WORLD
atandt: ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE TO THAT YOU'RE NOT MADE OUT OF GOLD
atandt: AND CAN'T BE SOLD
atandt: SO
atandt: UH
atandt: ARE YOU EXPERIENCED |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #jimi-hendrix #woodring-room-background |
|
874 | 2/15/2001 | so high on gay spigot: I AM SO GAY RIGHT NOW I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER COME DOWN
spigot: WELL OFF TO THE TOILET
spigot: I SAID *OFF TO THE TOILET* |
spigot |
#gay #spigot-solo #toilet #woodring-stairs-background |
|
875 | 2/16/2001 | tapping atandt: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
atandt: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
pants: YOU CANNOT COME IN
atandt: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
atandt: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
pants: THIS IS A PRIVATE STALL
pants: THIS STALL WAS NOT MADE FOR THIS KIND OF STRESS
atandt: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
pants: SHE'S BREAKING UP SHE'S BREAKING UP |
atandt pants |
#blue-background |
|
876 | 2/17/2001 | team player atandt: I AM A "TEAM PLAYER"
deuce: I AM "GETTING A BLOWJOB" |
atandt deuce |
#mountain-background |
|
877 | 2/18/2001 | hollywood screenplay spigot: HOW ABOUT ANNE FRANK MEETS THE DALEKS
|
spigot |
#woodring-stairs-background |
|
878 | 2/19/2001 | bad trip spigot: T PANTS I'M HAVING A BAD TRIP
pants: T SPIGOT I STEPPED ON ANOTHER BUNNY HELP ME BURY IT |
pants spigot |
#woodring-stairs-background |
|
879 | 2/20/2001 | these cheese fries atandt: T DEUCE I OFFER THESE CHEESE FRIES TO YOU AS A PEACE OFFERING
atandt: T DEUCE PLEASE ACCEPT THEM IN GOOD FAITH
deuce: T ATANDT REJECTED OUT-OF-HAND
atandt: T PANTS I OFFER THESE CHEESE FRIES TO YOU AS A PEACE OFFERING
pants: T ATANDT YAY YUM CHOMP SLOBBER DUH |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-disconnect #atandt-deuce-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
|
880 | 2/21/2001 | the great underground empire deuce: WHY DO I KEEP GETTING CRANK CALLS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
881 | 2/22/2001 | a day at the races : 1996
spigot: ALL THESE DOLE POSTERS????? PAMPHLETS???? WHAT IS YOUR POSITION ON RECYCLING??????
: 2000
spigot: ALL THESE GORE POSTERS????? PAMPHLETS???? WHAT IS YOUR POSITION ON RECYCLING??????
: 2004
spigot: ALL THESE BUSH POSTERS????? PAMPHLETS???? WHAT IS YOUR POSITION ON RECYCLING?????? |
spigot |
#caption #spigot-solo #voting #woodring-room-background |
|
882 | 2/23/2001 | dreaming of dick spigot: DREAM DREAM DREAM
spigot: DREAMING OF DICK
spigot: ALL DAY LONG I'M
spigot: DREAMING OF DICK
spigot: DREAM DREAM DREAM
spigot: WHEN I SUCK DICK
spigot: (CHORUS: DREAM DREAM)
spigot: I CHOKE IT WAY DOWN
spigot: CHOKIN' DOWN DICK
spigot: (CHORUS: DICK DICK)
spigot: FADE OUT |
spigot |
#dream #dreams #original-song #singing #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
883 | 2/24/2001 | pants on opening day pants: ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY GAVE ME HALF-A-STAR |
pants |
#woodring-den-background |
|
884 | 2/25/2001 | beating off spigot: FUCKING CLOSE THE DOOR
spigot: STUPID ASS JERKOFF I'M BEATING OFF IN HERE DIPSHIT GET OUT
spigot: GET THE FUCK OUT
spigot: PUT THE COFFEE ON THE FUCKING DESK
|
spigot |
#coffee |
|
885 | 2/26/2001 | funkdafied deuce: I'M PRETTY FUNKDAFIED PEOPLE
spigot: IS THAT STREET LINGO FOR DRUNK
deuce: NO, RICH
spigot: RICH ON BEING DRUNK
spigot: SOMETIMES I LIKE TO GET ALL MY PORN MAGAZINES AND VIDEOS AND STACK THEM ALL UP IN A BIG PILE JUST TO SEE HOW MUCH I HAVE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #porn #woodring-room-background |
|
886 | 2/27/2001 | gayness dot org pants: NO MATCH FOR "GAYNESS.ORG"
deuce: HARD TO BELIEVE (THERE IS A LOT OF GAYNESS) |
deuce pants |
#mountain-background |
|
887 | 2/28/2001 | stoned before five pants: WHAT'S YOUR ANGLE
pants: WHOSE BABY IS THAT
pants: I'LL BUY THAT
|
pants |
#drugs #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
888 | 3/1/2001 | bill gates and the cream pie flavored-water spigot: HAHAHAH REMEMBER WHEN BILL GATES GOT CREAMED WITH A PIE?!?!?!?
spigot: OH GOD YOUR BLACK DONG IS PUSHING ME INSIDE OUT PRACTICALLY |
spigot |
#bill-gates #flies #pie #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
889 | 3/2/2001 | half- chewed atandt: ANYONE FOR HALF-CHEWED STARBURSTS |
atandt |
#woodring-stairs-background |
|
890 | 3/3/2001 | applescript spigot: LET'S HEAR IT FOR APPLESCRIPT
spigot: I'M TRYING REAL HARD TO IGNORE THOSE DICKS
pants: THEY WERE AMUSING AT FIRST, NOW THEY'RE EMBARASSING
spigot: THEY POKE ME IN THE FACE BUT THEY ALSO MAKE ME THINK
pants: THEY BUILD CHARACTER |
pants spigot |
#apple #applescript #deuce-pants #woodring-room-background |
|
891 | 3/4/2001 | you gotta let a ho be a ho deuce: YOU GOTTA LET A HO BE A HO
spigot: HE'S TALKING TO THE KETCHUP NOW
spigot: EXCITED ABOUT PUSH TECHNOLOGY
spigot: SIR YOU ARE PUSHING MY FACE INTO A PILE OF DOGSHIT
spigot: SIR IN THE BLUE PANTS
pants: J E L L O
|
deuce pants spigot |
#starbucks-background |
|
892 | 3/5/2001 | terrible thing pants: HELP
pants: HELP HELP
pants: FOR GOD'S SAKE SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME
atandt: WHAT NOW
pants: I HAVE DONE A TERRIBLE THING
atandt: RESTRAINING ORDER?
pants: NO
atandt: LICKED TOO MANY DICKS AT ONCE?
pants: I DON'T UNDERSTAND
atandt: ARE YOU HURT OR SICK
pants: I REQUIRE SOME ASSISTANCE
atandt: SPLAIN
pants: REMEMBER THE GOTH GIRL I MARRIED ???
atandt: KIND OF
pants: WELL WE NEED TO DIG A GOTH GIRL SIZED HOLE
atandt: IS SHE DEAD
pants: KIND OF
atandt: ELABORATE
pants: SHE'S CANADIAN
atandt: I'LL GET THE SHOVEL |
atandt pants |
#urinal-background |
|
893 | 3/6/2001 | microsoft employees spigot: FRESHLY BAKED DONGS!!!!!!!
pants: FORP
spigot: THAT'S RIGHT
spigot: HEY WHAT DO YOU CALL THREE EX-MICROSOFT EMPLOYEES?!?!?
spigot: A FAT DICKLICKING DONGATHON!!!!!!!!
pants: I'M STICKING TO MY STORY AND THAT'S THAT |
pants spigot |
#woodring-stairs-background |
|
894 | 3/7/2001 | n are for nuts spigot: N ARE FOR NUTS |
spigot |
#alphabet #nuts #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
895 | 3/8/2001 | phantom stallbooth AKA toilet land spigot: CAN WE PLAY PHANTOM STALLBOOTH
spigot: HOO BOY I'M BORED WHAT'S THIS A CARDBOARD STALL
spigot: HONK BONK SUDDENLY IN TOILET LAND
spigot: URF DUH LEARNING ABOUT NUMBERS AND LETTERS AND JIZZ
spigot: MATHEMAJIZZMOP ???
deuce: THIS IS LIKE SESAME STREET BUT WITHOUT THE SESAME AND QUITE FRANKLY THERE'S NOT MUCH STREET EITHER
deuce: SO I GUESS IT'S KIND OF A SESAME RAPE
deuce: (WITHOUT THE SESAME BUT WITH EXTRA RAPE)
|
deuce spigot |
#bonk #deuce-spigot #honk #jizz #jizzmop #rape #sesame-street #spigot-solo #the-phantom-tollbooth #toilet #woodring-den-background |
|
896 | 3/9/2001 | hollow man spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO REGISTER AS A WEB DEVELOPER AND ALSO A CHILD MOLESTER
spigot: CAN I DO BOTH IN THE SAME LINE OR NO |
spigot |
#mountain-background |
|
897 | 3/10/2001 | get busy spigot: SEVERE DONGS POUND MOUTH, ASS OF CENTRAL VALLEY
pants: DOES NETIQUETTE NOT APPLY
pants: BEING BEATEN, RAPED IN PUBLIC TOILET
pants: PLEASE PEOPLE PLEASE
deuce: WRITE A FAQ
pants: HOW CAN I WITH ALL THE POKING AND JOSTLING
|
deuce pants spigot |
#mountain-background |
|
898 | 3/11/2001 | special treat spigot: AS A SPECIAL TREAT YOU ALL GET TO BE FIRST IN LINE TO PREVIEW AN ALL-NEW FORM OF JERKCITY COMEDY I'VE BEEN DEVELOPING SECRETLY ON A VARIETY OF MACHINES FOR NEARLY TEN SECONDS
spigot: KEEP IN MIND THIS IS PURELY EXPERIEMNTAL
pants: SHOW ME THE FUNNY
spigot: HERE WE GO
pants: MACSBUG |
pants spigot |
#html #macintosh #macsbug #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
899 | 3/12/2001 | dueling inboxes deuce: SUBJECT: SYSTEMATIC EXTERMINATION OF ALL WOMEN, CHILDREN, PEOPLE SUBSTANTIALLY DIFFERENT FROM US (PROPOSITION D)
pants: SUBJECT: PLEASE WAS RE: I REALLY DO NEED TO USE THE TOILET
|
deuce pants |
#woodring-room-background |
|
900 | 3/13/2001 | with a straight face and a firm grip pants: YOU CAN'T TELL ME WITH A STRAIGHT FACE THAT YOU'VE NEVER GIVEN HEAD TO ANONYMOUS MARINES IN THE BACK OF A CAMARO WITH QUIET RIOT PLAYING CAN YOU ??? I THOUGHT NOT |
pants |
#oral-sex #pants-solo #quiet-riot #woodring-field-background |
|
901 | 3/14/2001 | focus on clarity atandt: TELL DEUCE WHEN YOU TYPE WITH YOUR BALLS, PLEASE FOCUS ON CLARITY
deuce: I'M SORRY I FORGOT I WAS TALKING TO THE NATIONAL SPELLING BEE CHAMPION |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #woodring-room-background |
|
902 | 3/15/2001 | clonking, bonking pants: CLONKING
pants: BONKING
pants: CLONKING AND BONKING
deuce: SO CLONKING, BONKING: GOT IT |
deuce pants |
#urinal-background |
|
903 | 3/16/2001 | some stupid video game spigot: ALL YOUR DICKS ARE BELONG IN MY MOUTH |
spigot |
#memes #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
904 | 3/17/2001 | all you need is love spigot: T PANTS WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN FINGERS AND HANDS AND ARMS AND SOMETIMES WHOLE PEOPLE FIND THEIR WAY INTO YOUR STALL AND YOU SUCK THEM ALL OFF
pants: HMM
pants: I'M CERTAINLY NO EXPERT WHEN IT COMES TO MATTERS OF THE HEART |
pants spigot |
#cocksucking #love #pants-spigot #primrose-background #stall |
|
905 | 3/18/2001 | asthma attack spigot: FOLKS I'M HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTACK
spigot: HURF HUHHHHHHHH HURF HUHHHHHHHH HURF HUHHHHHHHHH
spigot: I CAN'T BLOW OUT THIS SIMPLE MATCH
deuce: JUMP HIM
spigot: SON OF A |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #health #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
906 | 3/19/2001 | the balls page spigot: THE BALLS PAGE
spigot: HERE'S A LINK TO MY BALLS
spigot: HERE'S OTHER BALLS I THINK ARE COOL
spigot: YOU CAN MAIL MY BALLS
spigot: HERE ARE MY BALLS AGAIN IN FRAME FORMAT
spigot: THESE BALLS ARE A TRANSPARENT GIF89A
spigot: THESE BALLS ARE UNDER CONSTRUCTION!!!!!!
spigot: PLEASE EXCUSE THE NUTS!!!!!! |
spigot |
#balls #gif #html #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #spigot-solo #web #woodring-field-background |
|
907 | 3/20/2001 | clear through to china deuce: DROP ME OFF AT THE GAY HOLE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
908 | 3/21/2001 | cut my fucking head off spigot: WAITER!!!!! REALITY CHECK OVER HERE!!!!!!! FROM HELL!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: THANKS FOR SHARING!!! A LITTLE MORE INFORMATION THAN I NEEDED TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: CUT OFF MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK AND STUFF IT INTO MY MOUTH AND KICK ME DOWN THE WATERSLIDE
|
spigot |
#genital-mutilation #spigot-solo #waiter #woodring-room-background |
|
909 | 3/22/2001 | touched by god deuce: DICKS
spigot: IS THIS THE CAREER CENTER
|
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #woodring-room-background |
|
910 | 3/23/2001 | hall of fame spigot: WHEN WILL I MAKE THE FACIAL HALL OF FAME?????
atandt: WITH A FINE ASS LIKE YOURS IT IS HARD TO SAY
spigot: PRACTICE, PRACTICE |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #facial #woodring-room-background |
|
911 | 3/24/2001 | gay police men spigot: I DON'T LIKE THE WAY GAY POLICEMEN HAVE ACCESS TO SEARCH WARRANTS |
spigot |
#police #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
912 | 3/25/2001 | show us your tits (with jesus christ) pants: SHOW US YOUR TITS
|
pants |
#custom-background #death #jesus #pants-solo #single-panel #tits |
|
913 | 3/26/2001 | left by the wayside pants: I, EFFICIENT COCKSUCKING MACHINE
deuce: COULD WE GET A MEASURE OF THAT EFFICIENCY
deuce: I MEAN HOW MANY DICKS GET LEFT BY THE WAYSIDE
pants: T DEUCE WHAT DO YOU MEAN "LEFT BY THE WAYSIDE" ????
deuce: YOU KNOW
deuce: THE DICKS THAT FALL DOWN THE SEWER
deuce: THE ONES THAT CRAWL AWAY AND YIPE OUT THE DOOR AND GET THE ATTENTION OF THE POLICE
deuce: ETC. |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking #deuce-pants #woodring-room-background |
|
914 | 3/27/2001 | let's talk politics spigot: LET'S ALL TALK POLITICS
spigot: HALBHLABHLAHBLAHBL
spigot: SHOOTINGS
spigot: LHBLAHBLAHBLA
spigot: BROWSER WARS
spigot: ALHBLAHBLAHBLAHBL
spigot: AHBLABHLABHALBHALHBA
spigot: SALAMI |
spigot |
#browser #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
915 | 3/28/2001 | nobody likes a quitter spigot: NOBODY LIKES A QUITTER (IN CURSIVE: 2UITTER) |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
916 | 3/29/2001 | not another bite spigot: NO MORE FAG MCMUFFINS OR WHATEVER THEY'RE CALLED |
spigot |
#egg-mcmuffin #fag #mcdonalds #moon-background #spigot-solo |
|
917 | 3/30/2001 | old deuce: I AM EXPERIENCING THE PARADOX OF TIME DILATION DUE TO SPECIAL RELATIVITY
pants: I'M OLD
deuce: YOU HAVE BEEN HERE PATIENTLY WAITING FOR ME ALL THIS TIME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
|
918 | 3/31/2001 | one eight hundred urine spigot: 1-800-URINE ISN'T EVEN SEVEN DDDDD OH JESUS YOU'RE SOAKING ME
pants: I CAN'T WEAR THESE CLOTHES TO WORK TOMORROW DUE TO YOUR WETTING
spigot: THIS CLASS IS HARD |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
|
919 | 4/1/2001 | piss fight pants: PISS FIGHT (HANDING OUT DIXIE CUPS AND SPLASH GUARDS)
atandt: THIS IS A FAMILY MOO SIR
atandt: SOON TO BE A DUKES OF HAZZARD THEME PARK
pants: WITH ANY LUCK
|
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #piss #woodring-room-background |
|
920 | 4/2/2001 | saving the universe deuce: FOLKS GOD IS TELLING ME TO JERK OFF AGAIN (IN ORDER TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE)
pants: DON'T JUST STAND THERE THEN
pants: TO THE BATCAVE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
|
921 | 4/3/2001 | the will of god pants: HUALGHLAHG
pants: MATCHING A DICK FOR A PRICK AND BACK AGAIN
pants: IT IS THE WILL OF GOD
pants: THE WAY OF THE WORLD
pants: PANIC IN THE STALLS
pants: OH HULAHGLAHLUGAUHLGHLA THE HUMANITY HULAHGALHGLAG
pants: SAVE, SAVE AS
pants: I AM LIVID THAT YOU CHOSE TO HOLD BACK PRICKS
pants: I QUESTION YOUR JUDGEMENT IN THIS MATTER
pants: CANNED PANCAKES, COCKS FOR LET, CRAMPY POO, WELCOME TO SAIGON
pants: GALAGA LHAGLHALUGHALHULGAG FROGGER
|
pants |
#cocksucking-noises #frog #frogger #galaga #pancakes #pants-solo #saigon #video-games #vietnam #woodring-room-background |
|
922 | 4/4/2001 | upper and lowercase spigot: I'M SORRY I PUNCHED YOU IN THE THROAT
spigot: GET UP |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #violence #woodring-stairs-background |
|
923 | 4/5/2001 | wish it were a sunday spigot: YOU WILL SUCK DICK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN
spigot: HURMPH BLOGHRPBLRH*(U
spigot: HAVING ANOTHER MANIC MONDAY |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
924 | 4/6/2001 | YHOO pants: DO YOU YAHOO ??????????
pants: I YAHOOED ALL OVER YOUR FUCKING STUPID FACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: UP WITH DICK
|
pants |
#mountain-background #pants-solo #yahoo |
|
925 | 4/7/2001 | i had a dream pants: I HAD A DREAM ABOUT YOU LAST NIGHT
pants: I DREAMED I BEAT YOU WITH A ROLL OF QUARTERS IN MY FIST
pants: THEN ME AND SOME FRIENDS ROLLED YOUR BODY IN AN OLD RUG
pants: AND PRETTY MUCH HID YOU OUT BY THE BAYLANDS
pants: DO YOU THINK THERE IS DEEPER MEANING IN MY DREAM?? WRITE BACK
pants: LOVE, PANTS
atandt: RESTRAINING ORDER CAME THIS MORNING |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #dream #murder #woodring-stairs-background |
|
926 | 4/8/2001 | squeak : Don't get too close. He's seriously considering you as a fucktoy.
deuce: MY PENIS DOESN'T WORK !!!
deuce: WHEN I HIT IT WITH A HAMMER IT DOESN'T SQUEAK ANYMORE
|
deuce |
#caption #deuce-solo #lowercase #woodring-room-background |
|
927 | 4/9/2001 | roxanne shante net: T DEUCE YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT I HEARD ABOUT ROXANNE SHANTE
deuce: ONLY GOOD FOR STEADY FUCKIN' ?!!?!?!?!
net: SO YOU'VE HEARD TOO |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #woodring-stairs-background |
|
928 | 4/10/2001 | cricket problem spigot: CHIRP PIRP CHIRP PIRP CHIRP PIRP HYPNOTIZING ME
spigot: CHIRP YOUR'RE GAY CHIRP YOU'RE GAY CHIRP GAY
pants: A GAY CRICKET IN THE BIG BIG CITY
spigot: FROG AND TOAD ARE FAGS |
pants spigot |
#cricket #frog #gay #hypnosis #pants-spigot #toad #typo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
929 | 4/11/2001 | 5:05 showing atandt: I AM GOING TO SEE THE 5:05 SHOWING OF HOLLOW MAN BECAUSE I THINK IT WOULD BE COOL TO RAPE A GIRL WHILST INVISIBLE |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #rape #woodring-room-background |
|
930 | 4/12/2001 | danger zone spigot: T PANTS I'M FLYING INTO THE DANGER ZONE
pants: HEAVEN FORBID
spigot: T PANTS BOMP BOMP DA DOMP BOMP
pants: T SPIGOT YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY TOP GUN
spigot: EIGHT SNICKERS LATER I HAVE DIHARREA
|
pants spigot |
#diarrhea #pants-spigot #snickers #woodring-stairs-background |
|
931 | 4/13/2001 | fuh pants: YUMPIN YIMINEY
pants: I'LL SEE YOU ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE BALLS
pants: WON'T YOU PLEASE HELP
pants: A TREASURE TROVE OF DICK
pants: A GAY GAY DAY IN AUGUST (DA DUM)
pants: FUH SEZ I
pants: PRICKS OF MASS DISTRACTION THAT'S FOR SURE
pants: YAN CAN CRAM
pants: OASIS
pants: A GAY PARADE DOWN MAIN STREET
pants: BLINDFOLD AND CHOKE ME PLZ |
pants |
#candy #pants-solo #pink-floyd #woodring-stairs-background |
|
932 | 4/14/2001 | in the ups truck spigot: REMEMBER THAT TIME WE WERE GAY WITH EACH OTHER IN THE UPS TRUCK AND THEN IT TOOK OFF AND THE DOOR SLID SHUT AND WE WENT TO VERMONT
atandt: WHATEVER |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #bonequest-hi-fi #woodring-field-background |
|
933 | 4/15/2001 | ich bin ein duh atandt: NAZI DOS ATTACKS |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #german #woodring-field-background |
|
934 | 4/16/2001 | beating off in the blank (vol. i no. 1) pants: BEATING OFF IN THE MUSEUM OF DEATH
pants: COULD I HAVE PICKED A STICKIER, MORE SWEET-SMELLING DRINK TO SPILL ALL OVER CREATION HERE
pants: NO, I THINK NOT
|
pants |
#beating-off #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
935 | 4/17/2001 | jimmy crack corn pants: JIMMY CRACK CORN AND I SUCK DICK
atandt: T PANTS PLZ NOTE THAT 'A.B.DICK' COMPANY INVENTED 'MIMEOGRAPH'
pants: JIMMY CRACK CORN AND I SUCK DICK
atandt: T PANTS THEREBY PAVING THE WAY TO MASS MARKET PORNOGRAPHY |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #woodring-field-background |
|
936 | 4/18/2001 | latino pride pants: MY LATINO PRIDE IS OFFENDED BY YOUR BONER
deuce: ZZBZZZBZBBZZBZBBZZBBZ (BONER ATTEMPTING TO CONVINCE YOU OTHERWISE)
pants: ACACACACACACACCACCA (BEING CONVINCED)
|
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #mexicans #woodring-room-background |
|
937 | 4/19/2001 | my new hobby pants: MACANUDOS |
pants |
#pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
938 | 4/20/2001 | pepsi challenge spigot: SPLUB SPUH BLHBLHBL PUH THTPEHT BITTER
deuce: FAG |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #pepsi #woodring-room-background |
|
939 | 4/21/2001 | pottery barn spigot: THIS URINE STAIN REALLY TIES THE ROOM TOGETHER |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #urine |
|
940 | 4/22/2001 | best friends forever pants: MY BEST FRIEND, THE BONG POKER THINGY |
pants |
#pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
941 | 4/23/2001 | investigative reports spigot: INVESTIGATIVE REPUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PANTS DOWN
spigot: SPREADING MY CHEEKS
spigot: LBHLAHBLAHBLABH LIKE A PAC MAN |
spigot |
#pac-man #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
942 | 4/24/2001 | spice channel deuce: WHY IS THERE A PROGRAM ON SPICE CALLED "ETHNICITY" ???? I WONDER WHAT IT'S ABOUT
pants: MEXICANS I WOULD GUESS
spigot: ETHNIC ALBANIANS???? MORE LIKE ETHNIC COMPLANIANS |
deuce pants spigot |
#cable #deuce-pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
943 | 4/25/2001 | summit/expo spigot: THE LINUX SUICIDE EXPO?????
spigot: THE LINUX POISON-DRINKING SUMMIT????????? |
spigot |
#linux #spigot-shrug #spigot-solo #suicide |
|
944 | 4/26/2001 | system folder spigot: ITEMS REMAINING TO BE DELETED: 87,303
spigot: I'M A MACINTOSH
spigot: HURBLE DURBLE
deuce: REBOOTING YOU OFTEN |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #macintosh #woodring-room-background |
|
945 | 4/27/2001 | uma thurman spigot: MISS THURMAN MISS THURMAN!!!!!
spigot: IS IT TRUE "UMA" IS SHORT FOR "USELESS" |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
946 | 4/29/2001 | i broke jerkcity pants: WHAT IF WE’RE IN A DREAM BUT NOT INSIDE A DREAM JUST A REGULAR DREAM (1 LEVEL DEEP) |
pants |
#dream #pants-spigot #single-panel #woodring-field-background |
|
947 | 4/30/2001 | pants in france pants: OKQY THIS IS TOO PQINFUL 8REM STUPID FRENCH KEYBOQRDS9 |
pants |
#french #keyboard #pants-solo |
|
948 | 5/1/2001 | and so forth pants: HGLAHGLUAHLGHAULGHUG
pants: BGHAHLGAUHGULAHGULAH
pants: LAGHUAGLAHUGLAHLUHUG |
pants |
#pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
949 | 5/2/2001 | john travolta atandt: I'M JOHN TRAVOLTA
deuce: I KNEW IT
atandt: HOLY
deuce: GET 'IM
deuce: MY BOWELS ARE GOING TO BURST
atandt: HOLY (AGAIN FOR EFFECT) |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #woodring-field-background |
|
950 | 5/3/2001 | kojak deuce: OK THE TIVO IS TRYING TO RECORD KOJAK |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
951 | 5/4/2001 | every scrap of porn spigot: I SAVE EVERY SCRAP OF PORN BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT I'LL BE INTO THREE MONTHS DOWN THE ROAD
|
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
952 | 5/5/2001 | a broken dream deuce: WHAT DO YOU MEAN LEONARD NIMOY IS JEWISH? |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #jewish #jews #star-trek #woodring-field-background |
|
953 | 5/6/2001 | retarded pants: I HAVE SMOKED MYSELF RETARDED |
pants |
#pants-solo #retard #woodring-den-background |
|
954 | 5/7/2001 | suicide pants: MOP IT UP OFF YOUR STOMACH WITH MY HAIR |
pants |
#hair #jizzmop #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
955 | 5/8/2001 | these are the rules atandt: YOU THERE. NO PUKING ON YOUR SHOES |
atandt |
#atandt-spigot #hitler #vomit #woodring-field-background |
|
956 | 5/9/2001 | dope spigot: HE'S ALL "WANNA POUNDA DOPE" AND I SAY YES SIR AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW HE'S REALLY POUNDING IT INTO MY FACE!!!!!! THEN I REALIZE I AM THE DOPE
|
spigot |
#dope #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
957 | 5/10/2001 | too much curry pants: WELL HERE WE ARE AGAIN, WELCOME TO THE BIG SHOW
pants: WILL THERE BE COOKIES OR SHOULD I JUST KEEP ON DOING IT
|
pants |
#cookies #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
958 | 5/11/2001 | go no go pants: I AM PRIMED AND READY FOR GAYNESS
deuce: EVERY STATION PLEASE GIVE ME A GO/NO GO FOR GAYNESS
pants: GAYNESS LIGHT ON CHECK |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #gayness #woodring-stairs-background |
|
959 | 5/12/2001 | he eats shit deuce: I EAT SHIT
deuce: (REGULARLY, IT IS A PROBLEM) |
deuce |
#coprophagia #deuce-solo #shit #woodring-stairs-background |
|
960 | 5/13/2001 | to be a mommy net: I WISH I WERE A MOMMY
bung: WE CAN FIX THAT
net: YOU TRIED FOR SIX HOURS YESTERDAY AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS SORE MOUTH
bung: WE'LL TRY THE OTHER END TODAY
bung: I HAD THE INSTRUCTIONS UPSIDE DOWN |
bung net |
#anal #bung-net #oral-sex #woodring-field-background |
|
961 | 5/14/2001 | self esteem .(spigot): SHIT!!! THIS GIRL IN FRONT OF ME JUST ASKED A QUESTION AND SHE NEEDS A RESPONSE AND I WASN'T LISTENING
spigot: YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE I SUCK DICK!!!!
spigot: I'VE BEEN A CLOSET FAG AS FAR BACK AS I CAN REMEMBER!!! I TAKE VIAGRA JUST TO GET IT UP WITH YOU!!! I'M ADDICTED TO PORNOGRAPHY AND I THINK MY WHOLE LIFE IS FALLING APART!!!
spigot: I'M JUGGLING SO MANY HUGE COCKS AND DUMB GIRLS LIKE YOURSELF I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT ALL YOUR NAMES ARE HALF THE TIME
spigot: EACH DAY IS LIKE A 1960'S SEX COMEDY, A FRENCH FARCE IN WHICH I KEEP ALL OF YOU AWAY FROM EACH OTHER AND IN THE DARK ABOUT WHO I REALLY AM
spigot: I HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS. I'M AN OUT OF CONTROL SEX ADDICT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN DEBT AND I THINK I HAVE AIDS
.(spigot): AND NOW, BACK TO MY THOUGHTS |
girl spigot |
#addiction #aids #bonequest-hi-fi #credited-woman #girl #harriet #porn #thought #viagra #woodring-room-background |
|
962 | 5/15/2001 | veiled threat pants: SOMEDAY I'LL BE A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY AND YOU'LL BE SORRY |
pants |
#face #fuck #huffy-pants #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
963 | 5/16/2001 | korean porn deuce: JERKING OFF TO KOREAN PORN
deuce: IS JADE EAST KOREAN, DUMB, OR JUST BORED
spigot: STILL TRYING TO COMPARE AND CONTRAST JADE EAST WITH WAGONS EAST
deuce: I UNDERSTAND THAT IT'S A DIFFICULT PROPOSITION ISN'T IT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #jade-east #korea #porn #woodring-stairs-background |
|
964 | 5/17/2001 | movie reviews deuce: SISTA #10 GETS AS MANY THUMBS UP AS I CAN MUSTER IN THIS STATE OF DEHYDRATION (FROM THE JERKING YOU SEE) |
deuce |
#deuce-likes-black-chicks #deuce-solo #masturbation #porn #woodring-stairs-background |
|
965 | 5/18/2001 | okay madonna spigot: OKAY MADONNA!!!!!!!! WE ALL GET THE IDEA!!!!!! YOUR LOVE JUST KEEPS GETTING PUSHED OVER THE GOD DAMN BORDERLINE |
spigot |
#madonna #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
966 | 5/19/2001 | playing boggle spigot: I THINK DEUCE IS PLAYING BOGGLE
spigot: I PLACE MY EAR TO THE DOOR OF HIS OFFICE AND I HEAR "BOGGLE GOGGLE HOGGLE" FOR LIKE FIFTEEN MINUTES AND IT'S LOCKED
spigot: FREE TO BE FILLED WITH DICK
deuce: I CAN'T SPELL THAT WITH THESE LETTERS |
deuce spigot |
#beatles #boggle #deuce-spigot #poo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
967 | 5/20/2001 | sail away spigot: AGE/SEX/COP OR NOT |
spigot |
#beatles #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
968 | 5/21/2001 | smooth buddy atandt: T DEUCE YOU WILL BE MY SMOOTH BUDDY
deuce: T ATANDT I'M IGNORING THAT
deuce: I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHAT A SMOOTH BUDDY IS
deuce: BUT IT'S PRETTY CLEAR IT CAN'T BE GOOD
atandt: WEAR THIS |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #smooth-buddy #woodring-stairs-background |
|
969 | 5/22/2001 | google vs the smog monster bung: NO CLEAR RESULTS FROM GOOGLE ON "SMOOTH BUDDY" |
bung |
#bung-solo #smooth-buddy #woodring-room-background |
|
970 | 5/23/2001 | co-sysop atandt: T DEUCE BE MY SMOOTH BUDDY
spigot: T DEUCE BE MY CO-SYSOP
deuce: T ATANDT AND SPIGOT DO NOT PRESSURE ME |
atandt deuce spigot |
#atandt-deuce-spigot #woodring-field-background |
|
971 | 5/24/2001 | undefined reference to main deuce: /USR/LIB/CRT0.O(.TEXT+0X35): UNDEFINED REFERENCE TO 'MAIN'
deuce: IT KEEPS DOING THAT
pants: WOULD YOU, COULD YOU BE MY SMOOTH BUDDY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #smooth-buddy #woodring-stairs-background |
|
972 | 5/25/2001 | canadian goth girl theme song pants: DID I MISS SMOOTH BUDDY WEEK AGAIN |
pants |
#canadian-goth-girl #pants-solo #smooth-buddy #woodring-room-background |
|
973 | 5/26/2001 | watching the mtv together deuce: ANOTHER BIG FAT RAPPER WEARING REALLY BRIGHT CLOTHES TO EMPHASIZE HOW FUCKING FAT HE REALLY IS
spigot: ALL I HAVE IN THIS WORLD IS MY BALLS AND MY WORD
deuce: I'LL THROW MY BALLS INTO THE MIX ALSO
spigot: AND THIS GUN AND THEREFORE YOUR ATM CARD SIR (POINTING) |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
974 | 5/27/2001 | get a shovel pants: HORMPTH HOMPTH MORE TYLENOL WITH CODEINE #3 PLEASE |
pants |
#atandt-pants #woodring-field-background |
|
975 | 5/28/2001 | calling home on mother's day can be traumatic pants: STOP CRYING !!! I TOLD YOU I WAS A COCKSUCKER FROM THE BEGINNING !!! YOU SAW THAT ISSUE OF MAXIM UNDER MY COUCH
pants: YOU CAN WATCH ME LICK DICK BUT YOU HAVE TO STAY OUTSIDE THE STALL FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY !!! YOU COULD LOSE A LIMB BECAUSE I'M LIKE A MACHINE WHEN I GET GOING
pants: I SAID STOP CRYING !!! JUST HOLD STILL AND LET ME GET DOWN TO BUSINESS !!! THIS TIME I'M ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN AND YOU'RE THE FARMER'S DAUGHTER |
pants |
#pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
976 | 5/29/2001 | cancer of the bong atandt: AND THAT'S WHY WE NEED TO MOVE "BIG FAGGOTY DICK PART III" TO A FALL RELEASE
pants: I AM BOTH OUTRAGED AND SADDENED
pants: YET I AM ALSO AROUSED AND ERECT
atandt: HERE IT COMES
pants: I AM ENGORGED WITH BLOOD
pants: RELEASE THE DOGS OF WAR OR WHATEVER IT IS WE DO AROUND HERE |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #big-faggoty-dick #woodring-stairs-background |
|
977 | 5/30/2001 | guilty by reason of insanity pants: IF YOU TRY HARD YOU REALLY CAN MASTURBATE TO ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY'S THEATER SECTION !!! BUT JESUS CHRIST BY THE SECOND PARAGRAPH I'M ALREADY STARTING TO WISH I WAS SOMEWHERE ELSE
pants: I AM ATTEMPTING TO TRAIN MYSELF TO JERK OFF OVER HOUSEHOLD OBJECTS, MAGAZINES IN THE IMPULSE-BUY SECTION OF THE SUPERMARKET, THE LITTLE TIVO GUY
pants: THUS FAR THE EXPERIMENT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS A COMPLETE FAILURE !!! I AM CHUGGING AND TUGGING YET THIS MICROWAVE CART IS NOT GETTING ANY SEXIER |
pants |
#pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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978 | 5/31/2001 | helping mayor mccheese spigot: DO I HAVE TO DRAW A MAP TO MY LAP |
spigot |
#mcdonalds #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
979 | 6/1/2001 | on golden pond pants: LET'S TOUCH DICKS
spigot: CAN I BORROW A STEPHEN KING NOVEL OR POSSIBLY A NOVELLA
spigot: SERIOUSLY IT'S A LONG TRAIN RIDE BACK TO WHEREVER IT IS I'M GOING AND I'D REALLY LIKE SOME COMPANY
pants: FOR GOD'S SAKE LET US TOUCH DICKS BEFORE THE SUN COMES UP AND WE TURN INTO DUST OR PUMPKINS OR MICE OR WHATEVER
spigot: CARRIE'S SHINING TOMMYKNOCKERS |
pants spigot |
#mousehole #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
|
980 | 6/2/2001 | six grams of fat deuce: T PANTS I'M KILLING YOU, MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT YOU, THEN KILLING MYSELF
pants: T DEUCE MAKE EPISODES 4, 5 AND 6 FIRST AND THEN GO BACK TO DO 1, 2, 3
|
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #murder #murder-suicide #star-wars #suicide #woodring-stairs-background |
|
981 | 6/3/2001 | can i please suck a cock in peace pants: NOW YOU GOT THE JUICE
|
pants |
#pants-solo #sean-connery #the-juice #woodring-room-background |
|
982 | 6/4/2001 | the world will never know deuce: I HATE IT WHEN HE DOES THIS
|
deuce |
#deuce-solo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
983 | 6/6/2001 | rob schneider deuce: STABBED TO DEATH IN THE HALLWAY |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #murder #sad-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
|
984 | 6/7/2001 | tom green pants: AFTER ALL WE’VE BEEN THROUGH WAS RE: HANDS OFF MY KNEE MISTER |
pants |
#pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
985 | 6/8/2001 | humping deuce: I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS HUMPING |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
986 | 6/9/2001 | butter milk spigot: GAY I'M A PERSON WITH FEELINGS
spigot: I MEAN I'M A PERSON WITH FEELINGS |
spigot |
#despair-panel #mountain-background #spigot-solo |
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987 | 6/10/2001 | core dump pants: FILE CR*
pants: LS
pants: LS -LA
pants: FAT *.*
: PANTS DUMPS CORE
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pants |
#pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
988 | 6/11/2001 | cracker atandt: I'M A WHITE RAPPER
deuce: AWESOME
atandt: A PFTFTFT PFFTFTF WONDER BREAD BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
deuce: THE ***PREMIUM*** CRACKER
deuce: T ATANDT GET IT |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
|
989 | 6/12/2001 | squirtshirts spigot: YOU KNOW IT'S BAD WHEN YOUR SQUIRTSHITS FILL UP THE BOWL ABOVE THE WATERLINE |
spigot |
#spigot-points #woodring-stairs-background |
|
990 | 6/13/2001 | be my blog pants: THOSE THREE LITTLE WORDS: BE MY BLOG
atandt: I WILL BE YOUR BLOG
pants: HERE WE GO: WOKE UP AT 5PM, HIGH BY 9PM
pants: ARE YOU GETTING ALL THIS
atandt: SCRIBBLES FURIOUSLY
pants: YOU CAN COPY AND PASTE FOR YESTERDAY TOO (IF YOU WANT) |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #woodring-room-background |
|
991 | 6/14/2001 | choir boys pants: T DEUCE FROM THE BOOK OF WANG PSALM 41
pants: O THE WANGS / THEY MAKE MY DIZZY / O SO DIZZY / I'LL SIGN ANYTHING WHEN I'M IN THIS STATE / O THE WANGS / THEY MAKE US DIZZY/ YES RATHER DIZZY / QUITE DIZZY IN FACT
pants: O THE WANGS / AND ON AND ON / I SHOULD SLEEP SOON / YES THE WANGS THE WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS / DIZZY AND SO FORTH
deuce: THIS CHURCH FUCKING SUCKS
|
deuce pants |
#church #deuce-pants #woodring-room-background |
|
992 | 6/15/2001 | crash spigot: YAY AND MY MACHINE CRASHES AND CHOKES AND CRAWLS TO A STOP!!!!!
spigot: THANKS NOTE PAD |
spigot |
#software #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
993 | 6/16/2001 | detailed notes spigot: I KEEP DETAILED NOTES ABOUT EVERY DICK THAT'S EVER ASSAULTED ME HERE IN MY TRAPPER-KEEPER
|
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
994 | 6/17/2001 | is that doable spigot: NOT ON OR BESIDE OR AROUND OR NEXT TO OR UNDERNEATH OR IN THE SAME "ROOM" AS MY MOUTH
spigot: I MEAN ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY IN MY MOUTH AND FACE !!!! IS THAT DOABLE
deuce: SOUND OF CRICKETS CHIRPING
spigot: PEOPLE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #woodring-field-background |
|
995 | 6/18/2001 | on the edge of forever spigot: MY DONG IS TRULY ON THE EDGE OF FOREVER |
spigot |
#dong #moon-background #spigot-solo |
|
996 | 6/19/2001 | heavy petting pants: T DEUCE I GOT VERY GAY LAST NIGHT
pants: T DEUCE I AM RECOVERING NICELY (IN-N-OUT, BONGHITS)
deuce: T PANTS ARE YOU INTO HEAVY PETTING
pants: T DEUCE I WILL LET YOU GO TO FIFTH BASE AND NO FURTHER |
deuce pants |
#bonghit #deuce-pants #gay #woodring-room-background |
|
997 | 6/20/2001 | the joke and the punchline spigot: A BLACK A WOMAN TWO JEWS AND A CRIPPLE
spigot: THAT IS THE JOKE AND THE PUNCHLINE I GUESS |
spigot |
#jews #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
998 | 6/21/2001 | netizens deuce: I WRITE 'NET WITH AN APOSTROPHE
spigot: I CALL THEM CYBERTOONZ
pants: I HAVE THE RUNS
|
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #diarrhea #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
999 | 6/22/2001 | snow ninja spigot: OF DONGS AND BONGS HOW CAN ONE MAN LICK DICK?!?!
spigot: HELLO?????
spigot: I AM THE SNOW NINJA
deuce: GHGHGH
pants: YOUR HONOR THE CONTRACT BETWEEN THIS 'UN AND ME THAT IS I THAT IS ME
deuce: OBJECTION
spigot: FOX PRESENTS WHEN COMMERCIALS ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: WAIT A MINUTE
spigot: THESE ARE JUST
spigot: STOPPING VCR
deuce: WHAT IS WRONG WITH SIMPLY CUDDLING INSTEAD OF HORRIBLE ANAL RAPE
deuce: MY CONTRACTIONS ARE NOW ONE MINUTE APART
pants: OUT OF SPACE |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #pregnancy #woodring-field-background |
|
1,000 | 6/23/2001 | one thousand strips later pants: SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR JERKCITY 1000 |
pants |
#milestone #pants-solo #white-background |
|
1,001 | 6/24/2001 | le protocole terrible deuce: IF WE TOUCH DICKS WE CAN TRANSFER DATA DIRECTLY BETWEEN OUR BODIES
pants: LORDY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #woodring-room-background |
|
1,002 | 6/25/2001 | trials and tribulations deuce: WHEN I JERK OFF I FEEL GOOD FOR ABOUT TWENTY SECONDS AND THEN WHAM IT'S RIGHT BACK INTO SUICIDAL DEPRESSION |
deuce |
#depression #deuce-solo |
|
1,003 | 6/26/2001 | truly jizzworthy spigot: LET'S BE RENAISSANCE FAGS
spigot: MY LORD THY FACE IS TRULY JIZZWORTHY
deuce: THIS TIME I GET TO BE THE TIMELORD
deuce: YOU CAN BE ONE OF THE WOMEN SIDEKICKS
spigot: LEELA |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dr-who #woodring-field-background |
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1,004 | 6/27/2001 | my purpose in this world pants: MY PURPOSE IN THIS WORLD IS TO TRACK URINE AROUND |
pants |
#pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,005 | 6/28/2001 | charcoal briquette spigot: I'M A CHARCOAL BRIQUETTE
spigot: SQUIRT ME WITH FLUID AND LIGHT ME
spigot: FOOMP URF GAY
|
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
1,006 | 6/29/2001 | the nicest thing deuce: LET'S YOU AND ME JERK DONGS NOW
spigot: THAT'S THE NICEST THING ANYONE'S EVER SAID TO ME
|
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #woodring-room-background |
|
1,007 | 6/30/2001 | college girls spigot: LOOKING FORWARD TO PLAYBOY'S GIRLS I GAVE A BLACK EYE TO AND THEN TOOK MONEY FROM |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,008 | 7/1/2001 | father's day pants: SO MY DAD'S STILL MOLESTING ME
pants: HE LIKES IT ALTHOUGH I FIND MYSELF INDIFFERENT ABOUT THE PROCESS
pants: OKAY THAT'S A WRAP
pants: I'LL BE SMOKING IN THE PARKING LOT IF ANYBODY NEEDS ME
pants: ONE MORE PAGE TO GO ??? CAN WE EDIT THIS PART OUT
pants: ALL RIGHT: UH, DEAR CANADIAN GOTH GIRL
pants: WAIT WRONG PAGE
pants: THIS PLACE IS WORSE THAN THE MUPPET SHOW
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pants |
#molestation #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
1,009 | 7/2/2001 | i can only be so gay spigot: I CAN ONLY BE SO GAY BEFORE I RUN OUT OF SPURT |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #spurt #woodring-room-background |
|
1,010 | 7/3/2001 | fuck you answer pants: MAKING FTP CONNECTION TO PREP.AI.MIT.EDU
pants: FUCK YOU ANSWER
pants: FUCKING WAKE UP MIT
pants: FUCKING DO SOMETHING USEFUL
pants: FUCKING JUST LIE THERE THEN
pants: PISSY DICKS FOR $200 PLEASE
pants: WHAT
pants: IT IS SO A CATEGORY
|
pants |
#pants-solo #woodring-den-background |
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1,011 | 7/4/2001 | metric queer spigot: HELLO DEUCE WELCOME TO FAT CHAT I'M SPIGOT (240LBS/SF)
deuce: 100 KG/OAKLAND
deuce: I'M A METRIC QUEER
spigot: DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE IN KINDERGARTEN BECAUSE I DON'T APPROVE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,012 | 7/5/2001 | a modest request deuce: COULD LISA SIMPSON NOT SING PLEASE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #simpsons #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,013 | 7/6/2001 | the postman pants: I WANT TO DELIVER MAIL TO THE STALLS
pants: PACKAGE FOR YOU SIR
pants: KNOCK KNOCK I'VE GOT A POSTCARD FROM STALL 4 TO STALL 2
spigot: COME ON IN SORRY AS YOU CAN SEE THIS PLACE IS A MESS
spigot: CLOSE THE DOOR
spigot: HONK
pants: OOF
pants: LORDY LORD
spigot: URG
pants: SIGN HERE AND HERE AND HERE AND HULAGHLUAGHUAG HERE
spigot: THANK YOU COME AGAIN |
pants spigot |
#cocksucking-noises #pants-spigot #woodring-field-background |
|
1,014 | 7/8/2001 | a series of on and off pulses deuce: I AM A SERIES OF ON AND OFF PULSES
deuce: SIGNIFYING DICK |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #moon-background |
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1,015 | 7/9/2001 | somebody's ass hurts spigot: MY ASS HURTS!!!!!!
pants: OKAY BYE
spigot: NO SERIOUSLY MY ASS REALLY HURTS
pants: AND???
spigot: CAN YOU STICK YOUR HAND UP THERE AND HELP
pants: OH MY GOD
spigot: PLEASE???? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
pants: **SIGH** ALL RIGHT
spigot: OW
spigot: OW OW OW OW OW OKAY OW ENOUGH
pants: HOLD STILL
pants: DUDE I JUST PULLED OUT A SOLID GOLD WATCH
spigot: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!!!!
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pants spigot |
#friends #pants-spigot #woodring-field-background |
|
1,016 | 7/10/2001 | bonequest 101 atandt: IS THIS THING ON
atandt: WELCOME TO BONEQUEST
atandt: BONEQUEST IS ENJOYED BY THOUSANDS OF READERS DAILY
atandt: THE FIRST STRIP WAS PUBLISHED ON AUGUST 17, 1998
atandt: THE STRIP FEATURES MYSELF AND OTHER CHARACTERS HAVING ADVENTURES
atandt: FOR MORE INFORMATION, WRITE TO ROOT@ BONEQUEST.COM
atandt: THIS CONCLUDES OUR BROADCAST
atandt: I'LL JUST FONDLE MYSELF IN THIS LEFTOVER PANEL |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #meta #woodring-field-background |
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1,017 | 7/11/2001 | cold toilet water spigot: SILENTY I DUNK MY NUTS INTO THE COLD TOILET WATER HMMM URRRRR |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,018 | 7/12/2001 | deuce got a plant deuce: I GOT A PLANT !!!!!!!! TO MAKE MY WORK ENVIRONMENT MORE COMFORTABLE AND LESS SPARTAN !!!!!!!!!! ALSO I'M MENSTRUATING
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deuce |
#deuce-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
1,019 | 7/13/2001 | panel count pants: PANEL 1
pants: PANEL 2
atandt: THIS IS WORKING OUT NICELY
pants: PANEL 3
atandt: GOOD
pants: PANEL FOUR ???
atandt: THAT'S RIGHT GO ON
pants: THAT WOULD MAKE THIS PANEL FIVE
atandt: PLEASE CONTINUE
pants: COCKSUCKING ???
atandt: UH
pants: SERIOUSLY, LET'S WEIGH THE OPTIONS: CONTINUE CHECKING PANELS OR ... COCKSUCKING
pants: BAULGAGHLUAHG
atandt: HALUGHULAHLAG |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #woodring-field-background |
|
1,020 | 7/14/2001 | the great pumpkin spigot: I HAVE CHECKERBOARD MARKS ON MY ASS AND LEGS AND FACE AND BALLS AND WHATEVER OTHER PARTS OF ME WERE INVOLVED IN HALLOWEEN QUEERNESS LAST NIGHT
spigot: BY THE WAY THE "GREAT PUMPKIN" TURNS OUT TO BE FALSE ADVERTISING |
spigot |
#gay #halloween #party #spigot #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,021 | 7/15/2001 | all about the boners pants: CHMOD BONERS
pants: CHOWN BONERS
pants: CHGRP BONERS
deuce: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BONERS |
deuce pants |
#boners #deuce-pants #woodring-room-background |
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1,022 | 7/16/2001 | you might say pants: YOU MIGHT SAY THIS IS AN EXTRA DUMPING WEEKEND |
pants |
#pants-solo #woodring-field-background #you-might-say |
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1,023 | 7/17/2001 | in a knot spigot: I'M GOING TO TIE MY DICK IN A KNOT
spigot: THEN GET A BONER AND CHOKE MYSELF
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spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,024 | 7/18/2001 | unsigned dongs spigot: CONVERSION FROM 'LONG' TO 'UNSIGNED DONG' : POSSIBLE ERROR
spigot: I THINK NOT
spigot: FOLKS I'M GOING TO CHECK MY DONG INTO YOUR MOUTH(S)
deuce: THERE IS NO WAY THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE WRONG (ANSI C 5.1.2.2.1) |
deuce spigot |
#c #deuce-spigot #woodring-room-background |
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1,025 | 7/19/2001 | fuck and suck camp spigot: I'VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME PEOPLE
spigot: FUCK & SUCK CAMP
spigot: LAKE HUGHRLHGLUHRLBGRLBTHGK |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,026 | 7/20/2001 | no i ha deuce: T PANTS HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING POT
pants: NO I HA
pants: YES |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dope #drugs #lying #marijuana #pot #pot-smoking #woodring-room-background |
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1,027 | 7/21/2001 | balloon animals spigot: CAN I MAKE BALLOON ANIMALS
pants: TRY NOT TO SQUEAK
pants: WE'RE WATCHING HIGHLANDER THE SERIES
spigot: PUTTING THE LAN AND THE WAN IN USER WIN BIN OR WHATEVER
|
pants spigot |
#m-night-shyamalan #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,028 | 7/22/2001 | spigot: homicide detective spigot: OK CHIEF HERE'S THE SCENE: WE GOT TWO DEAD FAGGOTS IN THE BACKYARD
spigot: BOTH ARE WEARING PINK PANSY DRESSES AND LIPSTICK
spigot: FOUR DEAD FAGGOTS IN THE GARAGE
spigot: LOOKS LIKE THEY CHOKED TO DEATH ON THEIR OWN QUEERNESS
spigot: AND A BUNCH OF DEAD FAGS IN THE LIVING ROOM
spigot: WE'RE NOT SURE HOW THEY DIED
spigot: WE KNOW IT INVOLVES SUCKING DICK
spigot: GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF ME LIEUTENANT |
spigot |
#spigot-solo |
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1,029 | 7/23/2001 | two in the hand atandt: CAN I OFFER ANYONE A DIET COKE |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,030 | 7/24/2001 | man hood pants: TONIGHT'S LAW & ORDER: "MANHOOD". A GAY COP DIES BECAUSE HE GETS NO BACKUP IN A DRUG BUST.
pants: TOMORROW'S LAW & ORDER: "SILENCE". A HOMOSEXUAL COUNCILMAN WHO WAS BEING BLACKMAILED IS MURDERED.
spigot: THIS FRIDAY'S LAW & ORDER: "FATTY MCFUCKFACE". HUGE PURPLE DICKS SLAP YOUR ASS AND LEGS.
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pants spigot |
#ass #balls #dicks #gay #law-and-order #pants-spigot #police #television #woodring-field-background |
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1,031 | 7/28/2001 | the fetus and nozzle show blue nozzle: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU POUR BOILING WATER DOWN A RABBIT HOLE
fetus soap: HOT CROSS BUNNIES |
fetus nozzle |
#picture |
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1,032 | 7/29/2001 | gay fatness pants: I WAS LOCKED IN THE SPARE TOILET THE WHOLE TIME
pants: WE'RE TALKING BRASS TALKS OR ELBOW GREASE
pants: DESERVE VICTORY |
pants |
#pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,033 | 7/30/2001 | frash prugin spigot: EC{E{CE{{EC{E{{CE{{CE{ FRASH PRUGIN {E[C{E[CE[CE[CE[ |
spigot |
#flash #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,034 | 7/31/2001 | deadly game of cat and mouse spigot: ENOUGH OF THIS DEADLY GAME OF CAT & MOUSE....... LET'S LICK DICK |
spigot |
#dicklicking #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,035 | 8/1/2001 | jizzy lace spigot: GRACE MY FACE WITH JIZZY LACE
spigot: I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME
|
spigot |
#facial #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,036 | 8/2/2001 | let's not lose sight deuce: FOLKS LET'S NOT LOSE SIGHT OF MY TINY LITTLE PRICK |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #micropenis #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,037 | 8/3/2001 | masturbating to battlefield earth pants: REALLY DIFFICULT TO MASTURBATE TO/DURING BATTLEFIELD EARTH
deuce: YOU NEED TO PLUG YOUR EARS AND EYES AND BASICALLY BE A LARVA |
deuce pants |
#woodring-room-background |
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1,038 | 8/4/2001 | peep hole deuce: HURRAY FOR CODEWARRIOR'S PEEPHOLE OPTIMIZATION
spigot: I HEARD PEEPHOLE AND THEN SPURTED SO WE ALL HAVE TO REBOOT
spigot: ALSO PLEASE TURN THE LIGHTS OFF SO WE CAN BE ANONYMOUS |
deuce spigot |
#codewarrior #deuce-spigot #programming #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,039 | 8/5/2001 | hey everyone net: HEY EVERYONE
net: LET'S GET FRUITY
deuce: WHAT IF I SAY NO
net: I'LL DO IT ANYWAY |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,040 | 8/6/2001 | iron eagle deuce: LOUIS GOSSETT JR WAS POSITIVELY GLOWING IN ANY AND ALL OF THE IRON EAGLE SERIES |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #white-background |
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1,041 | 8/7/2001 | sade pants: TODAY'S ENTERTAINMENT SECTION HAS THIS HEADLINE:
pants: SADE STILL PROVES SHE'S A SMOOTH OPERATOR
pants: I DON'T GET THAT
deuce: SMOOOOOOOOOOOTH OPERATOR
pants: OH !!!!!!! IT'S ONE OF HER SONGS !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I **GET** **IT** **NOW**
deuce: AREN'T JOURNALISTS CLEVER
pants: AND HOW
pants: THAT COLUMNIST SHOULD GET A RAISE AND A PAT ON THE BACK
pants: ALSO A GROPE TO THE CHEST (BOOBS OR NOT)
|
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,042 | 8/8/2001 | top ten signs spigot: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET !!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: #10: YOU CAN'T BREATHE BECAUSE OF MY BALLS AND LEGS
spigot: #9: GO FUCK YOURSELF
spigot: ETC |
spigot |
#cant-breathe #go-fuck-yourself #internet #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,043 | 8/9/2001 | tug boat atandt: TOOT TOOT
pants: MAKE WAY FOR TUGBOAT |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #tugboat #woodring-room-background |
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1,044 | 8/10/2001 | an old, old joke deuce: I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS
deuce: AND SOME WORSE NEWS
deuce: THE BAD NEWS IS YOU ONLY HAVE SIX WEEKS TO LIVE
pants: OH NO
pants: WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAN THAT ???
deuce: I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU SINCE LAST MONDAY
deuce: HOLY GOD SQUIRTY DIARRHEA |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #diarrhea #woodring-room-background |
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1,045 | 8/11/2001 | uhura sure is hot deuce: UHURA SURE IS HOT IN THAT MIRROR, MIRROR OUTFIT |
deuce |
#deuce-likes-black-chicks #deuce-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,046 | 8/12/2001 | something about a call girl pants: SOMETHING ABOUT A CALL GIRL AND ONE COP AND THEN A LOT OF COPS AND HOW I'M HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET
spigot: MAKE SURE WHEN MOM OPENS THE CLOSET DOOR YOU REMAIN STILL LIKE E.T.
|
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
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1,047 | 8/13/2001 | fine print deuce: COCKSUCKING
deuce: *** NOT AVAILABLE IN IA, DE, MN, FL, LT
|
deuce |
#cocksucking #deuce-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,048 | 8/14/2001 | uucico pants: I WILL BE THE MAILQ AND YOU WILL BE THE UUQ
deuce: WHO WILL BE UUCICO ?!?!?
pants: I DO NOT KNOW
deuce: AWAY WITH YE THEN
ozone: GUYS I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE |
deuce ozone pants |
#deuce-ozone-pants #somber-deuce #white-background |
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1,049 | 8/15/2001 | jerkcity underwater spigot: I AM TRULY UNDER THE SEA
spigot: SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK
spigot: WELL HERE COMES THE UNDERWATER DESSERT CART RIGHT NOW
spigot: THESE PASTRIES AND PIES ARE SOAKING WET BUT WHO CARES
spigot: HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH LEMON HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH APRICOT
spigot: NEXT TIME I'LL BE AN ASTRONAUT SO I CAN SAMPLE THE DELICIOUS SPACE CAKES
spigot: GLUB
spigot: GLUB |
spigot |
#cake #pastry #spigot-solo #underwater #woodring-field-background |
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1,050 | 8/16/2001 | cow sound pants: MAKE A COW SOUND
deuce: ZZZ
deuce: COCKS
pants: YAY
pants: MAKE A FROG SOUND
deuce: PRICKS
pants: NOW MAKE A HALGHULAG HLHA HLHALGHALAHLUGHAHLUGHLAUG NEVERMIND
deuce: MOO
pants: HAULGHULAHGLUAHULGAG I'M IN A MEETING
pants: I'LL GLAHGULA LAHGLUAHUL GET BACK TO YOU
deuce: QUACK
pants: BLUH HUGALUGA SPLUTTER HUGALUGA
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deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #woodring-room-background |
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1,051 | 8/17/2001 | snatch spigot: SOMEONE TAKE THE SONG-WRITING QUILL OUT OF MADONNA'S HAND AND GIVE HER AN INSIDE-OUT BRASSIERE AND SHOVE HER BACK IN THE DICKLICKING ROOM ALREADY!!!!!!!!! I MEAN WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE
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spigot |
#madonna #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,052 | 8/18/2001 | crickets and ants pants: I'M EATING CRICKETS AND ANTS
deuce: GOOD THING BECAUSE OTHERWISE THOSE BUGS WOULD TAKE OVER THE WORLD
deuce: PANTS IS OUR LAST AND ONLY LINE OF DEFENSE
pants: YOU MIGHT SAY I'M A NATIONAL HERO
pants: CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH |
deuce pants |
#ants #bugs #deuce-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,053 | 8/19/2001 | HUP pants: KILL -HUP DEUCE
pants: OW OW OW OW OH GOD OW OW OW
deuce: I WOULD ALSO HAVE ACCEPTED KILL -1 DEUCE
pants: NO -1 MEANS GO BACKWARDS IN TIME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #woodring-room-background |
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1,054 | 8/20/2001 | seriously pants: WHAT IS DOCTOR WHO'S FIRST NAME (SERIOUSLY)
spigot: I WILL TELL YOU FOR A 54 DOLLAR PLEDGE |
pants spigot |
#dr-who #pants-spigot #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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1,055 | 8/21/2001 | C.R.A.P. spigot: JOIN THE COMICS RETAILERS ARTISTS / PUBLISHERS WEBRING !!!!!!!!!!
spigot: SIR THAT SPELLS "CRAP" AND HANGING UP NOW
spigot: SQUEEZING, STARING |
spigot |
#crap #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,056 | 8/22/2001 | one thousand a week deuce: SUBJECT: $1000/WK DONATING SPERM
deuce: I HAVE FOUND MY DREAM CAREER
pants: DUDE THEY WANT MALE SPERM
deuce: FUCK |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sperm #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,057 | 8/23/2001 | holy god lord in heaven it is happening again deuce: WHY ARE MY BALLS ROTATING SO SLOWLY |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #deuces-balls #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,058 | 8/24/2001 | rug monsters pants: GOD LOVES A COCKSUCKER SUCH AS MYSELF
deuce: T PANTS ACTUALLY I DON'T THINK HE REALLY DOES
pants: T DEUCE WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING
deuce: T PANTS I DON'T WANT THE RUG MONSTERS TO FIND ME IN HERE (TOILET) |
deuce pants |
#backwards-text #cocksucker #deuce-pants #woodring-room-background |
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1,059 | 8/25/2001 | okay to be gay spigot: ME AND THE MISSUS HAD A GOOD CRY AND IT TURNS OUT IT'S OKAY THAT I'M GAY
spigot: CAN I PLEASE STAY IN YOUR HOUSE UNTIL MARCH
deuce: WHEEEE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #gay #wife #woodring-field-background |
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1,060 | 8/26/2001 | where's pants atandt: WHERE'S PANTS
atandt: I SURE HOPE HE'S NOT STUCK IN SOME JOHN GRISHAM NOVEL
atandt: WHERE THE POLICE ARE CHASING HIM FOR THE WRONGFUL RAPE OF A BEATIFUL YOUNG
atandt: HOLY SHIT THAT'S HUGE
spigot: T ATANDT OR MAYBE HE'S LOST IN THE WONDERS OF AMY TAN'S HEARTWARMING
spigot: DEPICTION OF THREE GENERATIONS OF A KOREAN FAMILY
spigot: STRUGGLING TO OVERCOME THE OFTEN COMICAL LANGUAGE OF LOVE
spigot: WIPE OFF THAT LIPSTICK, SLIDE ON OVER HERE AND LET'S GET STARTED |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,061 | 8/27/2001 | sucking dick at office depot pants: YOU CAN'T SUCK DICK AT OFFICE DEPOT
pants: LORD KNOWS I HAVE TRIED
pants: THEIR STAFF IS NOT TOLERANT AS THEIR ADS WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE
pants: THEY'RE ALL "CAN I HELP YOU" AND I'M ALL "HUFF HUFF HUFF"
pants: USUALLY I AM ASKED TO LEAVE AND ESCORTED OUT
pants: I ALWAYS FIND A WAY BACK IN
pants: HUFF HUFF HUFF BINDERS HUFF HUFF PALM PILOT ACCESSORIES
pants: HUFF HUFF OH GOOD THEY MAKE BUSINESS CARDS HUFF HUFF HUFF
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pants |
#office-depot #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,062 | 8/28/2001 | perfect fifth deuce: I'M AN INTERVAL OF A MINOR THIRD
deuce: COMBINED WITH A PERFECT FIFTH
deuce: FOLLOWED CLOSELY AND SWIFTLY BY A MINOR SEVENTH
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deuce |
#deuce-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,063 | 8/29/2001 | fire smoke dead deuce: AGE AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A NMBMBBHBH GLURFFK FIRE SMOKE DEAD
deuce: AALIYAH IS ARABIC MEANING "ASCENSION INTO HEAVEN AFTER DYING IN FIERY PLANE CRASH"
deuce: I COULD GO ON FOR HOURS FOLKS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #terrorism #woodring-room-background |
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1,064 | 8/30/2001 | memepool pants: EVER SUCK A COCK AND GET CONFUSED AND SPIT IT RIGHT BACK OUT ??? WE ALL HAVE AND SOMETIMES IT CAN BE PAINFUL TO RELIVE THIS PARTICULAR MEMORY BUT LORD KNOWS WE TRY AND WE TRY AND WE TRY
|
pants |
#cocksucking #pants-solo #red-text #woodring-room-background |
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1,065 | 8/31/2001 | one in the same effigy: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NANOMETER AND A KILOMETER
deuce: ONE GETS YOU HARD AND ONE GETS YOU HIGH
effigy: TOO BAD THEY'RE NOT ONE IN THE SAME |
deuce effigy |
#debut #deuce-effigy #woodring-room-background |
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1,066 | 9/1/2001 | something wonderful spigot: A GAY MAN IN MY UNDERPANTS!?!?!?!? ME?!?!?!?!!! |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #gay #spigot-solo #underpants #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,067 | 9/2/2001 | rooting around pants: WE SHOULD GANG UP ON EACH OTHER (GANG-UP STYLE)
deuce: MAYBE
pants: I WILL HAVE TO READ THE FINE PRINT
deuce: WHILE YOU'RE DOWN THERE, CHECK THE VALUES
pants: ROOTING AROUND |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #woodring-field-background |
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1,068 | 9/3/2001 | chest tube deuce: SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR WHEN YOU ARE WHEELED INTO THE EMERGENCY ROOM
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deuce |
#deuce-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,069 | 9/4/2001 | the shelling continues net: THIS ISN'T BOSNIA PEOPLE
pants: BOOM
net: ALSO SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT
pants: BOOM
pants: BOOM (THE SHELLING CONTINUES) |
net pants |
#bosnia #net-pants #war #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,070 | 9/5/2001 | big open mouth spigot: COME ON PEOPLE WHY CAN'T YOU ALL JUST LINE UP FOR YOUR FREE BLOWJOB WITHOUT COMPLAINING
spigot: IT'S FROM *ME* FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
spigot: LOOK AT MY BIG OPEN MOUTH AND POSITIVE ATTITUDE
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spigot |
#blowjobs #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,071 | 9/6/2001 | john carpenter's the subjunctive deuce: WHO WANTS TO WATCH THE POSTMAN WITH ME !!!!
deuce: (NOTE THE EXCLAMATION MARKS INDICATE AN IMPERATIVE NOT AN INTERROGATIVE BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT YOUR ANSWER WOULD BE)
deuce: I USED THE SUBJUNCTIVE IN THAT SENTENCE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #grammar #woodring-field-background |
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1,072 | 9/7/2001 | jesus complex atandt: THAT'S RIGHT
atandt: SON OF GOD, LORD AND SAVIOR
atandt: THROWING THE MONEYLENDERS OUT OF THE BATHROOM STALLS
atandt: THEN SNEAKING THEM BACK IN LATER FOR SOME WELL-DESERVED R&R
atandt: (I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT THAT STANDS FOR)
atandt: ANYHOO IF YOU NEED ME I'LL BE A CAVE UNTIL EASTER
atandt: ACTUALLY A LOVELY LITTLE CAFE ON THE WEST SIDE
atandt: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #jesus #woodring-room-background |
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1,073 | 9/8/2001 | wang incident(s) deuce: CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THE WANG INCIDENT (I MEAN IT'S TIME WE FINALLY FACED IT)
pants: I AM NOT READY YET
deuce: LIVE IN THE NOW |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #wang #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,074 | 9/9/2001 | code red deuce: MY NAME IS CODE RED
pants: I AM LIKING FOR YOU TO HAVE THIS INFOS !!! ME CHINESE
spigot: SQUIRP SPLORP PLOP SO MUCH FOR VIOLIN LESSONS |
deuce pants spigot |
#chinese #deuce-pants-spigot #woodring-field-background |
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1,075 | 9/10/2001 | virus alert spigot: VIRUS ALERT!!!
spigot: SOMEBODY IS SENDING OUT A SCREENSAVER
spigot: IF YOU DOWNLOAD IT YOUR HARD DRIVE WILL CRASH
spigot: IT JUST WENT INTO CIRULATION YESTERDAY
spigot: AS FAR AS WE KNOW
spigot: BE CAREFUL !!!
spigot: PLEASE DISTRIBUTE THIS TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN
spigot: LINE UP FOR FACEFUCKING |
spigot |
#computers #facefucking #spigot-solo #virus #woodring-field-background |
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1,076 | 9/11/2001 | important announcement deuce: WHO PUT THE HOSE UP ME
deuce: AND FURTHERMORE
deuce: WHY IS IT FILLING ME WITH WARM SALTWATER |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #hose #inflation #woodring-room-background |
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1,077 | 9/12/2001 | killing emus spigot: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM HONK
spigot: 23
spigot: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM HONK
spigot: 24
spigot: NO I'M FINE
spigot: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM HONK
spigot: 25
spigot: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM HONK
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spigot |
#repetition #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,078 | 9/13/2001 | t spigot get your own towel pants: DEAR CANADIAN GOTH GIRL
pants: I THINK SPIGOT HAS BEEN USING MY TOWEL, WHAT SHOULD I DO
pants: SIGNED PANTS FROM JERKCITY |
pants |
#canada #goth #letter #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,079 | 9/14/2001 | beautiful music spigot: I HEAR BEAUTIFUL MUSIC COMING FROM STALL 2
spigot: HOPE IT'S NOT A TRAP |
spigot |
#bathroom #music #spigot-solo #stall #woodring-room-background |
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1,080 | 9/15/2001 | good and gay pants: DB<3> X $DATAGRAM
pants: 0 'GAYNESS PERSONIFIED'
pants: WELP THE DEBUGGER IS GOOD AND GAY NOW (AND HOW)
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pants |
#gay #pants-solo #welp #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,081 | 9/16/2001 | starbucks and a noah's bagels spigot: I WOULD LIKE YOU TO WEDGE YOUR BALLS AGAINST EITHER SIDE OF MY FACE LIKE A STARBUCKS AND A NOAH'S BAGELS
deuce: I DON'T THINK I LIKE THIS GAME ANYMORE (CLEARLY NOT SPACE INVADERS)
spigot: THE NEIGHBORHOOD SURROUNDING MY MOUTH AND LEGS HAS REALLY GENTRIFIED
deuce: GENTRIFIED: A WORD THAT HAS NEVER BEEN USED ON JERKCITY BEFORE
spigot: THAT JUST PROVES I'VE GOT A PIONEERING SPIRIT
|
deuce spigot |
#balls #deuce-spigot #gentrification #noahs-bagels #pioneering #space-invaders #starbucks #video-games #woodring-room-background |
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1,082 | 9/17/2001 | bong noises atandt: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT BONG
pants: THE WHAT ??? THE WHO ??? I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS PARTICULAR DEVICE BEFORE IN MY LIFE (SO HELP ME GOD, SO SAYETH THE FLOCK)
atandt: WE SHOULD HAVE A FRANK DISCUSSION ABOUT DRUG ABUSE
pants: (BONG NOISES)
atandt: HOW DOES 3PM SOUND
pants: I HAVE (BONG NOISES) AN APPOINTMENT FOR MY NAILS, HOW ABOUT 4:40 (MORE BONG NOISES) |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #bong #bong-noises #drug-abuse #marijuana #woodring-room-background |
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1,083 | 9/18/2001 | kill yourself and fuck the body spigot: LEAKING
deuce: I'M A PDA
deuce: I'M A HOMING HOMO
spigot: CHOKEY CHOKEY CHOKE
spigot: FOLKS THERE'S NO "I" IN COCKSUCKER
deuce: KILL YOURSELF AND FUCK THE BODY |
deuce spigot |
#cocksucker #computers #deuce-spigot #kill-yourself #pda #technology #woodring-room-background |
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1,084 | 9/19/2001 | january urine deuce: WHO'S GETTING ME WHAT FOR VALENTINE'S DAY PEOPLE
pants: I'M GIVING YOU MY JUG OF JANUARY URINE
pants: HEARTS AND FLOWERS ??? KITTENS AND HUGS ??? A DOZEN RED ROSES ???
deuce: FAGGOT
pants: COCKS AND SOME MANNER OF MEAT BY-PRODUCT THAT HURTS WHEN IT ENTERS YOU ???
deuce: FUCKING
: Memo to all: In the future, please do not eat cat food on the set. The smell of the empty cans is disturbing the night crew.
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deuce pants |
#caption #deuce-pants #valentines-day #woodring-room-background |
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1,085 | 9/20/2001 | just two seconds spigot: OKAY I'M GOING IN HERE FOR JUST TWO SECONDS
spigot: I'LL BE RIGHT BACK
spigot: NO FUNNY BUSINESS
spigot: HMM HURR CRUMBLY COFFEE CAKE SMOOSHED ALL OVER ME
spigot: OKAY BACK PEOPLE |
spigot |
#coffee-cake #multiple-backgrounds #people #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background #woodring-room-background |
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1,086 | 9/21/2001 | secret urine party pants: COME TO MY SECRET URINE PARTY
pants: I'VE GOT A KIDDIE POOL IN THE LIVING ROOM AND PLENTY OF ADULT UNDERGARMENTS
pants: PLUS A BUCKET
deuce: COCKS
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deuce pants |
#cocks #deuce-pants #urine #urine-party #woodring-room-background |
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1,087 | 9/22/2001 | natural reaction spigot: I GET NERVOUS SOMETIMES THAT I'M GOING TO CHOKE AND THROW UP IN THE CAB
deuce: I UNDERSTAND THAT
deuce: IT'S A NATURAL REACTION TO SUCKING DICK
spigot: THIS ISN'T THE WAY TO MY HOUSE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicksucking #driving #woodring-field-background |
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1,088 | 9/23/2001 | annnother deuce: I AM DEBATING WHETHER OR NOT TO DRINK ANOTHER BEER
deuce: ANNNNNNNNOTHER
deuce: YES FOLKS I WAS JUST TESTING THE KEY REPEAT RATE
|
deuce |
#beer #computers #deuce-solo #drinking #repeat-rate #woodring-room-background |
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1,089 | 9/24/2001 | living section spigot: I READ THE CHRONICLE BECAUSE IT DOESN'T FORCE ME TO BE GAY IT JUST SUGGESTS IT
pants: LITTLE MAN CLAPPING |
pants spigot |
#newspaper #pants-spigot #san-francisco #san-francisco-chronicle #woodring-room-background |
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1,090 | 9/25/2001 | virtually vacuous spigot: YOU'RE JIZZING UP MY FACE WITH REVOLUTIONARY SPACE-AGE POLYMERS
|
spigot |
#facial #jizz #polymers #space-age #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,091 | 9/26/2001 | dreamboat spigot: KURT RUSSELL'S A DREAMBOAT
deuce: I LIKE DICK DID I MENTION THAT YET TODAY
spigot: BY "DICK" DO YOU MEAN JUST THE DONG OR THE WHOLE COCK-AND-BALLS EXTRAVAGANZA
deuce: WE'RE TALKING SHAFT NUTS AND ALL
spigot: SHAFT |
deuce spigot |
#balls #cock #deuce-spigot #deucegrin #dick #extravaganza #kurt-russell #shaft #woodring-room-background |
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1,092 | 9/27/2001 | wangs spigot: T PANTS NBC SHOULD CALL THE SHOW "WANGS" AND IT SHOULD HAVE MORE DICKS IN IT
pants: WE'LL START A LETTER-WRITING CAMPAIGN |
pants spigot |
#dick #letter #letter-writing #nbc #pants-spigot #wangs #wings #woodring-room-background |
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1,093 | 9/28/2001 | screen saver pants: THE MATRIX SCREENSAVER IS TELLING ME IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS THAT I AM A QUEER COCKSUCKER !!! REALLY HOPING I CAN GET AALIYAH'S ROLE |
pants |
#aaliyah #cocksucker #computer #computer-graphics #computers #matrix #pants-solo #queer #screen-saver #screensaver #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,094 | 9/29/2001 | breast cancer awareness deuce: BREAST CANCER AWARENESZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
deuce: KILLS INSOMNIA DEAD |
deuce |
#breast-cancer #breasts #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #insomnia #woodring-room-background |
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1,095 | 9/30/2001 | it seemed hurtful spigot: PANTS SAID I SHOULD CONSIDER BEING A FAG - AND THESE ARE HIS WORDS BY THE WAY - SOMETIMES, NOT ALL OF THE TIME, AND MAYBE SLOWLY PHASING IT OUT COMPLETELY
deuce: IT SEEMED HURTFUL SINCE YOU CAN'T CHANGE WHAT YOU ARE
spigot: SO NOW YOU CAN SEE WHY I'M IN THE SITUATION ROOM AND NOT SNOOZING OR SLEEPING |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #fag #situation-room #the-situation-room #woodring-field-background |
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1,096 | 10/1/2001 | how are you i am fine spigot: DEAR MOM!!! YOU MIGHT WANT TO MOVE TO MEXICO ON SEP 10
spigot: LOVE OSAMA
spigot: P.S. STILL DID NOT GET CHECK
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spigot |
#9-11 #check #how-are-you-i-am-fine #mexico #osama-bin-laden #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,097 | 10/2/2001 | mush room(s) pants: HELP I'M FLOATING THROUGH SPACE LIKE CEREBUS USED TO DO ONLY WITHOUT A NARRATOR
pants: THIS IS ALL QUITE DISCONCERNING
pants: AM I AS HIGH AS A KITE OR AS GAY AS A BIRTHDAY CAKE
|
pants |
#birthday-cake #drugs #gay #kittens-background #multiple-backgrounds #mushrooms #rotation |
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1,098 | 10/3/2001 | and the preacher said spigot: PLEASE PLACE ME ON MASTURBATIVE LEAVE
deuce: I BROKE MY WANG SO I'LL NEED DISABILITY TOO
|
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #disability #masturbation #wang #white-background |
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1,099 | 10/4/2001 | fucking ugly clunky software deuce: LET'S HOPE REALNETWORKS MAINTAINS ITS STRONG COMMITMENT TO FUCKING UGLY CLUNKY SOFTWARE
|
deuce |
#computer-science #computers #deuce-solo #real-networks #software #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,100 | 10/5/2001 | giving head to the living dead pants: WHEN I SUCK THEM OFF THEY GRUNT AND GO MUHHHHH BUHHH DUHHHH INSTEAD OF "OH YEAH BABY COME ON" OR "YOU'RE THE BEST" OR "HURRY UP THE BUS IS COMING"
deuce: I DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF THIS CONVERSATION ANYMORE
pants: ALSO THEY DON'T SPURT LIKE YOU AND ME IT'S MORE OF A (HEAD CHOPPED OFF)
|
deuce pants |
#drunk-deuce #head #woodring-room-background #zombie |
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1,101 | 10/6/2001 | third party check pants: I CAN'T ACCEPT A THIRD-PARTY CHECK SIR
spigot: BUT IT HAS THE HAMBURGLAR ON IT |
pants spigot |
#banking #check #hamburglar #mcdonalds #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,102 | 10/7/2001 | call the enclave pants: OKAY IT TURNS OUT DRINKING OTHER PEOPLE'S BLOOD IS FRAUGHT WITH HEALTH RISKS AND ISSUES SO I'M GOING TO BE THE VAMPYRE THAT DRINKS DOUBLE ICED MOCHAS |
pants |
#blood #coffee #enclave #health #mocha #pants-solo #vampyre #woodring-field-background |
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1,103 | 10/8/2001 | candling pants: IT IS LATE
deuce: YES
deuce: YES IT IS
pants: SOON I WILL BE A GREAT BIG FAGGY PUMPKIN (MIDNIGHT)
deuce: HOLY GOD PLEASE SAY IT ISN'T SO (CARVING YOU, PUTTING A CANDLE INSIDE YOU)
pants: URP
pants: I AM BEING CANDLED
deuce: (BUSY CANDLING YOU)
pants: WICK END UP PLZ
deuce: THAT'S MY FUCKING DECISION (CANDLING)
|
deuce pants |
#candle #candling #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fag #halloween #pumpkin #woodring-room-background |
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1,104 | 10/9/2001 | cookies pants: DEAR PEPPERIDGE FARM
pants: I AM WRITING TO YOU REGARDING YOUR DESSERT BLISS TREAT
pants: NAMELY THE COOKIES & CREME FLAVOR
pants: I AM NOT ABLE TO DIGEST YOUR FOODSTUFFS
pants: AT FACE VALUE THIS WOULD BE WORRYSOME |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #cookies #cookies-and-creme #dessert #ice-cream #letter #pants-solo #pepperidge-farm #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,105 | 10/10/2001 | dipping into admiral krag spigot: RUNNING OUT OF PORN HERE
spigot: DIPPING INTO ADMIRAL KRAG
deuce: THAT BAD HUH
spigot: WELL THERE'S THE FRIZZY-HAIRED MEXICAN LADY SUCKING DICK CIRCA 1986
|
deuce spigot |
#admiral-krag #deuce-spigot #dick #dicklicking #mexicans #mexico #porn #woodring-room-background |
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1,106 | 10/11/2001 | faint humming sound spigot: (STATIC)
pants: (POP, HISS)
pants: (MORE STATIC)
spigot: (CLICKS, FAINT HUMMING SOUND)
spigot: T PANTS WHAT ?!!? DID NOT HEAR YOU !??! GETTING STONED OVER ?!!?
pants: T SPIGOT IF THE LESSON IS THAT I SHOULD PACK THE BONG TIGHTER I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU |
pants spigot |
#woodring-stairs-background |
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1,107 | 10/12/2001 | get that hand up spigot: HANDS UP WHO'S JIZZWORTHY
spigot: T PANTS GET THAT HAND UP *BEEP*
pants: T SPIGOT I CAN'T SEE
|
pants spigot |
#jizz #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,108 | 10/13/2001 | green dicks deuce: WHO'S UP FOR GREEN DICKS
deuce: THEY'RE THE MOST EXPENSIVE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dicks #woodring-room-background |
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1,109 | 10/14/2001 | here and pants: MICHAEL J FOX RETURNING TO SPIN CITY ?!?!? BRITNEY AND JUSTIN STILL GOING STRONG ?!?!?!? MICHAEL JORDAN MAKING A COMEBACK ?!?!!?
pants: FOLKS THIS IS THE CHURCH OF JERKCITY
pants: THE DSM-IV SAYS SO RIGHT HERE AND HERE AND HERE |
pants |
#britney-spears #church #dsm #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,110 | 10/15/2001 | hey theo atandt: HEY THEO
atandt: WHY THE FUCK IS SYSLOG LISTENING ON PORT 514
atandt: YES I READ THE MAN PAGE
atandt: WHEN I RUN NMAP AGAINST MY OPENBSD BOXES I WANT TO SEE SSH AND NOTHING ELSE
atandt: FOR GOD'S SAKE I CAN'T GENERATE CODE I'M A COMIC STRIP CHARACTER SOMEBODY FIX THIS |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #unix #woodring-room-background |
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1,111 | 10/16/2001 | i just ate deuce: T ATANDT DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY BALLS
atandt: T DEUCE I JUST ATE
deuce: T ATANDT WELL TAKE A PEPTO BISMOL AND LET ME PULL DOWN MY PANTS |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #balls #woodring-room-background |
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1,112 | 10/17/2001 | WWJA atandt: WHO WOULD JESUS ANTHRAX |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #highish-res #jesus #mountain-background |
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1,113 | 10/18/2001 | if you can read this deuce: IF U CN RD THS, SCK M FCKNG CCK NTL T SPRTS LL VR R FC
pants: (SQUINTING)
pants: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, SUCK MY FUCKING COCK UNTIL IT SPURTS ALL OH GOD |
deuce pants |
#urinal-background |
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1,114 | 10/19/2001 | nervous atandt: I GET NERVOUS WHEN GERMAN LEADERS QUIETLY GATHER ON THE CHANCELLORY
deuce: I LIKED THE NEVERENDING STORY TOO
spigot: HAVING NEVER STUDIED HISTORY OR POLITICS I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT OR WHAT A CHANCELLORY IS
atandt: I LIKE PIE
spigot: NOW WE'RE STARTING TO COMMUNICATE |
atandt deuce spigot |
#atandt-deuce-spigot #german #pie #woodring-room-background |
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1,115 | 10/20/2001 | NO CARRIER deuce: I AM THE THING
pants: JOHN CARPENTER'S OR MARVEL COMICS'
deuce: A LITTLE FROM COLUMN A AND A LITTLE FROM I{I{XDXD NO CARRIER
pants: DON'T WORRY FOLKS HE'LL REDIAL |
deuce pants |
#woodring-stairs-background |
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1,116 | 10/21/2001 | now what pants: CANNIBALISTIC HUMANOID UNDERGROUND DWELLER SYNDROME
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pants |
#pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,117 | 10/22/2001 | 1997 pants: SOMEBODY TURN THE RECORD OVER IT'S JUST GOING HISS SKIP HISS SKIP HISS SKIP HISS SKIP HISS SKIP HISS SKIP HISS SKIP HISS SKIP HISS SKIP HISS SKIP HISS SKIP HISS SKIP HISS SKIP HISS SKIP HISS SKIP HISS CLICK THANK YOU |
pants |
#white-background |
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1,118 | 10/23/2001 | part of a balanced breakfast spigot: PINK HEARTS
spigot: YELLOW MOONS
spigot: ORANGE STARS
spigot: GREEN CLOVERS
spigot: BLUE DIAMONDS
spigot: PURPLE BRUISES
spigot: FAT BONERS
spigot: I DON'T LIKE THIS CEREAL ANYMORE
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spigot |
#boners #cereal #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,119 | 10/24/2001 | quesadillas for everyone spigot: OKAY I BROUGHT MY SKILLET AND CONFECTION OVEN AND I'M MAKING QUESADILLAS FOR EVERYONE!!!!
spigot: CHOPPING UP FRESH VEGETABLES AND GRILLING GROUND BEEF
spigot: FIRE |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #cooking #fire #woodring-room-background |
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1,120 | 10/25/2001 | rhymes with complaining spigot: THAT SASSY BART SIMPSON
spigot: I LIKE WHEN BART DOES SOMETHING AND HOMER GOES DOH |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #simpsons #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,121 | 10/26/2001 | table of contents pants: CONTENTS OF BUCKET: IN-N-OUT BURGERS, KRISPY KREME DONUTS, SHAMROCK SHAKES
pants: CONTENTS OF STOMACH: SEMEN, GUM WRAPPERS, RUBBER BANDS, BITS OF STRING, DICE
pants: CONTENTS OF LAST PANEL: TERRIBLE COCKSUCKING NOISES OF THE HAULGHULAHG AND BUABGLUHLAHG AND LAHULGLAGHLAG VARIETY |
pants |
#blue-background #cocksucking-noises #pants-solo |
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1,122 | 10/27/2001 | flash back(s) pants: AUUUGH FLASHBACKS |
pants |
#cat #pants-solo #uncategorized-background |
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1,123 | 10/28/2001 | very upset with pants atandt: "THANKS" FOR THE HAND-ME-DOWN FLASHBACK YOU TALENTLESS FAT FUCK |
atandt |
#urinal-background |
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1,124 | 10/29/2001 | also re: goodfellas spigot: ALSO RE: GOODFELLAS, IF YOU WATCH WITH HEADPHONES YOU CAN HEAR WHAT THE COUPLA-GUYS IN THE KILL-LORRAINE-BRACCO ROOM ARE SAYING
spigot: PUT IT IN FRONT OF THE WINDOW
spigot: SHHH SHH (WHEN THEY SEE HER) JUST BE QUIET |
spigot |
#woodring-stairs-background |
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1,125 | 10/30/2001 | a moment of silence spigot: A SOMBER MOMENT OF SILENCE
spigot: HEY EVERYONE!! HEIL HITLER!! DICKS!!!
spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE
spigot: PSYCHE!!! DICKS DICKS DICKS!!!!!
spigot: MULLETS!!!! |
spigot |
#hitler #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,126 | 10/31/2001 | cmyk panties pants: HI THERE
atandt: HEY BABY
atandt: WHAT COLOR PANTIES ARE YOU WEARING
pants: FOUR
atandt: CMYK PANTIES?
pants: D9D9D9
atandt: HOT
deuce: DUDE THAT'S GREY
atandt: GREY LOOKS GOOD ON HIM
atandt: THO THEXY
deuce: I'M GOING TO TOOL YOU BUT GOOD
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atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-disconnect #woodring-field-background |
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1,127 | 11/1/2001 | buzz dick: I'M AN AFRICANIZED HONEY BEE !!!! ALL STARVING AND AIDSY
dick: I'M A MEXICANIZED HONEY BEE !!!! TACOS Y TOSTADAS
dick: I'M A GERMANIZED HONEY BEE !!!! ARBEIT MACHT FREI
dick: I'M AN IRANIZED HONEY BEE !!!! MULLAH BIN KAFF GAG SAND
dick: HALP |
dick |
#africa #aids #dick-solo #german #mexicans #woodring-room-background |
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1,128 | 11/2/2001 | strangers in the night spigot: YOU DON'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE YOUR PICTURE IN SUCKING SWINGLES |
spigot |
#woodring-stairs-background |
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1,129 | 11/3/2001 | heart land deuce: I'M IN THE HEARTLAND
pants: I SMOKE THE DIE FASTER BRAND
deuce: WE SHALL MEET JESUS TOGETHER |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #smoking #woodring-room-background |
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1,130 | 11/4/2001 | who's on top now net: EMPIRE STATE BUILDING TO THROW "WHO'S ON TOP NOW" PARTY |
net |
#9-11 #net-solo #white-background |
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1,131 | 11/5/2001 | choo choo spigot: CHOO CHOO HERE COMES THE COCK
spigot: OH NO THE BRIDGE IS OUT
spigot: WHERE WILL THE COCK GO
spigot: OPEN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
spigot: WAKE UP AND CHOKE IT DOWN |
spigot |
#cock #train #woodring-room-background |
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1,132 | 11/6/2001 | deuced deuce: I'M GOING TO DRILL HOLES IN YOUR SKULL AND POOR ACID IN THEM AND THEN YOU'LL BE MY SLAVE FOREVER
pants: T DEUCE IF YOU WERE A DAEMON YOU WOULD BE DEUCED
deuce: T PANTS YOU'D BE IN.PANTSD
pants: T DEUCE (CRYING NOISES) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #typo #unix #woodring-room-background |
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1,133 | 11/7/2001 | i believe spigot: I BELIEVE THE NIPPONESE ARE NOT ADDICTIVE |
spigot |
#japan #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,134 | 11/8/2001 | dwindling dongs deuce: POUND POUND POUND
net: FOUR DONGS
deuce: POUND
net: MAKE THAT THREE
pants: DWINDLING DONGS ?!??!
net: AS LONG AS SLAPHAPPY OVER THERE KEEPS UP WITH THE POUNDING
deuce: WELL I'LL WRITE A LETTER TO THE PONTIFF |
deuce net pants |
#teal-background |
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1,135 | 11/9/2001 | food spigot: I'M A DELCIOUS BANANA SPLIT WITH CHOCOLATE AND WHIPPED CREAM AND NUTS !!!!!!!!!
spigot: PLEASE SAMPLE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: BLUH HUH I'M A MILKSHAKE HURRR DUH
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spigot |
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1,136 | 11/10/2001 | hunt the wumpus pants: I'M THE WUMPUS
deuce: I'M HUNTING YOU BY SYSTEMATIC SEARCH BASED ON A 3X3 GRID AND THE NOISES YOU MAKE WHICH ARE DETECTABLE IN ADJACENT ROOMS
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deuce pants |
#stalldoor-background |
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1,137 | 11/11/2001 | hurf blurf duh spigot: HURR BURR DUH THESE WEB ATTACKS ARE CHILD'S PLAY!!!!!! THEY ARE CERTAINLY NOT DESERVING OF ANYONE'S ATTENTION!!!!!! NOW I WILL PUFF MY LONG CIGAR AND READ MY NEW YORKER AND LAUGH AT WHATEVER NILES SAYS ON FRASIER!!!!!! AND THEN AN EVENING WITH NOEL COWARD AND MY FLUFFY BUNNY SLIPPERS AND VAGUE REFERENCES TO ALGONQUIN ROUND TABLES
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spigot |
#frasier #woodring-room-background |
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1,138 | 11/12/2001 | jihad dick: #30 TURKEY BACON CLUB !!!!!
deuce: #8 TURKEY ROAST BEEF AND CHEESE
dick: NO #30 TURKEY BACON CLUB (I INSIST)
deuce: #8 TURKEY ROAST BEEF AND CHEESE
deuce: I SEE WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A WAR ON THIS |
deuce dick |
#woodring-stairs-background |
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1,139 | 11/13/2001 | jingle atandt: DUBLIN
atandt: BERKELEY
atandt: SAN LORENZO
atandt: CUPERTINO
atandt: SAN JOSE |
atandt |
#eggshell-background |
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1,140 | 11/14/2001 | sweet tart(s) spigot: HOW CAN THEY BE SWEET *AND* TART
spigot: OH HOLY GOD
spigot: BITE 'EM |
spigot |
#pastry #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,141 | 11/15/2001 | just like downtown deuce: HOLD STILL
atandt: THIS MIGHT ADVERSELY AFFECT OUR RELATIONSHIP |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,142 | 11/16/2001 | mallard fillmore pants: MY LOCAL PAPER CARRIES GOD-AWFUL "MALLARD FILLMORE"
pants: I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE A HOWARD THE DUCK RIP-OFF
pants: PACK IT IN AND CALL IT A DAY
pants: PRINT DOONESBURY TWICE ON THE SAME PAGE
pants: WHITE SPACE IS JUST FINE TOO
pants: WHILE I'M HERE I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS
pants: WHEN DID ROBOTMAN BECOM MONTY
pants: ALSO WHEN DID FAMILY CIRCUS BECOME BOONDOCKS |
pants |
#comics #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,143 | 11/17/2001 | me mensa net: HEY ASIA CARRERA WHY YO FOREHEAD SO BIG BABY
deuce: ME SMARTY !!!!!! ME MENSA !!!!!! GHLGAHLGAHLGALHG SUCKING EVERY DICK IN SIGHT |
deuce net |
#porn #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,144 | 11/18/2001 | mostly porn spigot: FOLKS I NEED TO LIVE IN A COUNTRY WHERE WE NEVER RUN OUT OF MISSLES
deuce: YOU LIVE IN SUCH A COUNTRY
deuce: WHEAT, PORN, AND MISSILES, THAT'S WHAT WE HAVE
spigot: NOT WITH YOU CLOGGING UP ALL MY BANDWIDTH |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #porn #usa #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,145 | 11/19/2001 | on the horn pants: I REALLY NEED TO SPEAK WITH THE REAL TUPAC THIS TIME
pants: YES, I'LL HOLD |
pants |
#2pac #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,146 | 11/20/2001 | perfectly good net: YOU'RE EITHER WITH ME OR YOU'RE AGAINST ME
atandt: I AM ALL OVER YOU ON TOP OF YOU AND INSIDE YOU
net: I'LL PUT YOU DOWN AS "WITH ME"
atandt: THREE TIMES A LADY |
atandt net |
#atandt-net #grammar #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,147 | 11/21/2001 | stdjo.h spigot: T DEUCE I NEED YOU TO JERK MY DICK WITH STANDARD I/O
deuce: T SPIGOT YOU'D NEED TO #INCLUDE <STDJO.H>
deuce: GET IT |
deuce spigot |
#c #deuce-spigot #jerking-off #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,148 | 11/22/2001 | ten ways spigot: TEN WAYS WOMEN CAN MAKE STRIDES IN THE WORKPLACE !!!!!!!1111
deuce: 1. GO HOME
deuce: 2. BLOW ME
deuce: 3. THEN BLOW THAT ONE THERE
spigot: NOTE: I WAS NOT ACTUALLY SUGGESTING WE MAKE A LIST
spigot: HURMPTH BLUH STRAWBERRY PRESERVES |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #feminism #woodring-room-background |
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1,149 | 11/23/2001 | the one about dick: DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE BIG MEXICAN WHO'S RAPING ME
deuce: NO !!!! HOW'S IT GO ???
dick: NOT VERY FUNNY |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #mexicans #rape #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,150 | 11/24/2001 | turkish prison atandt: GODDAMNIT HOW DID YOU GET BACK HERE
pants: DUMBWAITER |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #prison #turkey #woodring-room-background |
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1,151 | 11/25/2001 | writer's block deuce: I'M WITH CHEKOV HERE
deuce: IF A COCK APPEARS IN THE PLAY IN ACT 1 THE IT HAD BETTER GET SUCKED BY ACT 3 |
deuce |
#chekov #chekovs-dick #cocksucking #deuce-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,152 | 11/26/2001 | yank them away pants: WHY O LORD
pants: WHY DO YOU DANGLE THE DONGS IN FRONT OF ME
pants: THEN YANK THEM AWAY AT THE LAST MINUTE
pants: WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU THINKING
pants: HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BEHAVE |
pants |
#dongs #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,153 | 11/27/2001 | you there boy what day is this deuce: THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS BALLS IS REALLY GIVING ME A WORKOUT |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,154 | 11/28/2001 | this weird dream uncredited woman: IF I CATCH YOU BACK HERE SMOKING CRACK AGAIN I'M CALLING YOUR PAROLE OFFICER
pants: BACK OFF LADY THIS IS MY ALLEY |
pants |
#woodring-field-background |
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1,155 | 11/29/2001 | something is not right pants: I SENSE A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE
deuce: SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT
pants: IS THIS REAL OR SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL DREAM
deuce: I SHOULDN'T BE THIS DIZZY
pants: WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME
deuce: IS THIS THE END OF PANTS AND DEUCE |
deuce pants |
#minecraft-background |
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1,156 | 11/30/2001 | sometimes the details change uncredited woman: PUT THOSE PANTIES BACK ON THE LINE AND GET THE HELL OUT OF MY YARD
pants: I'LL CUT YOU |
pants |
#woodring-field-background |
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1,157 | 12/1/2001 | drinking buddies pants: ARE WE OUT OF EXPENSIVE POLISH VODKA OR WHAT'S THE DEAL
uncredited robot: IT'S IN THE FREEZER |
pants red robot |
#alcohol #diesel-sweeties #dream #highish-res #pants-solo #poland #red-robot #robot #sfw #special-guest #vodka #weird-dream #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,158 | 12/2/2001 | as i got older uncredited woman: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY GARDEN
pants: WELL I WAS MASTURBATING UNTIL YOU STARTED YELLING AND CARRYING ON |
pants |
#woodring-stairs-background |
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1,159 | 12/3/2001 | most of the time uncredited robot: DON'T DRAG ME INTO THIS
pants: THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING |
pants |
#diesel-sweeties #mountain-background |
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1,160 | 12/4/2001 | by the end uncredited bunny: HEY MAN ARE YOU OKAY
pants: THAT MOVIE WITH AL PACINO WHERE HE YELLS A LOT |
pants |
#mountain-background |
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1,161 | 12/5/2001 | expletives deleted deuce: I'D LIKE TO GIVE THE WORLD A COCK
pants: WHAT THEN
deuce: [EXPLETIVES DELETED] HARMONY |
deuce pants |
#urinal-background |
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1,162 | 12/6/2001 | request for comments deuce: LET'S TALK USING THE FOLLOWING SECRET PROTOCOL
: DEUCE MAKES NOTHING BUT SLURPING NOISES FOR HALF AN HOUR |
deuce |
#sfw #urinal-background |
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1,163 | 12/7/2001 | winter wonder land spigot: NICE WINTER WONDERLAND MOTIF
spigot: ARE THE DICKS SMALL BECAUSE IT'S FREEZING OUTSIDE OR ??? |
spigot |
#dicks #spigot-solo #winter #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,164 | 12/8/2001 | totally disgusting deuce: WHO WANTS TO CHIP IN WITH ME FOR A REALDOLL
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deuce |
#deuce-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,165 | 12/9/2001 | sun day(s) pants: DICKS
atandt: DICKS
atandt: ANYTHING ELSE ON THE DOCKET TODAY?
pants: CHECKING
pants: NO: JUST DICKS
atandt: I LOVE SUNDAYS |
atandt pants |
#minecraft-background |
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1,166 | 12/10/2001 | grocery shopping deuce: THERE WAS A PRETTY GIRL AT THE GROCERY STORE !!!!! SO I SAID HELLO AND SHE SAID WHATEVER !!!!
deuce: LONG STORY SHORT SHE'S TIED UP AND GAGGED IN THE CLOSET |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #kidnapping #woodring-field-background |
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1,167 | 12/11/2001 | what is your explanation for this mess pants: I WAS MAKING A TOY FOR THE BIRDS |
pants |
#pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,168 | 12/12/2001 | flash light(s) deuce: CAN'T I JUST LICK DICK QUIETLY OVER HERE WITHOUT THE COPS SHINING THEIR BRIGHT FLASHLIGHTS IN MY FACE EVERY TEN MINUTES
deuce: COME TO THINK OF IT IT'S A COP'S DICK I'M SUCKING
deuce: OH WELL SUCH IS LIFE GHLGLHAGHULGAHLUGAHLUGA HUL OW OW OW OW BILLY CLUB |
deuce |
#cop #deuce-solo #dicklicking #woodring-field-background |
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1,169 | 12/13/2001 | drive-through suicide spigot: HONK
spigot: HONK HONK HONK HONK
spigot: THREE SUPERSIZE FRIES TO GO
spigot: $17.95 AT THE SECOND WINDOW???
spigot: ***BLAM*** KILLING MYSELF
spigot: I CALL IT SUISAD
spigot: SUISOB
spigot: SUISIGH |
spigot |
#fries #suicide #woodring-field-background |
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1,170 | 12/14/2001 | mix tape pants: "BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S" BY DEEP BLUE SOMETHING
pants: "WHY DOES IT ALWAYS RAIN ON ME" BY TRAVIS
pants: "WHEN IT'S OVER" BY SUGAR RAY
pants: "REDHILLS ROAD" BY CANDY FLIP
pants: "MILLENNIUM" BY ROBBIE WILLIAMS
pants: "FERMENT" BY CATHERINE WHEEL
pants: "TASTE THE WINE" BY VANESSA DAOU
pants: AND 1,000,000 OTHER REASONS TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME |
pants |
#potomac-background |
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1,171 | 12/15/2001 | i don't get it pants: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ?!? I DON'T GET IT !!! PLEASE I BET OF YOU SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME IN TERMS I CAN UNDERSTAND FOR I AM SLOW AND WAS HELD BACK SEVERAL GRADES
pants: IT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY !!! THE LAST PANEL DOESN'T CONTAIN A JOKE OR AN ATTEMPT AT SARCASM !!! WHY IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE BANNER ADS !!!
pants: WHY HAVE YOU RESTRICTED MY MOVEMENTS TO THE UNDER TABLE AREA
atandt: WE'RE AT WAR |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #woodring-room-background |
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1,172 | 12/16/2001 | piss bag pants: PLASTIC BAGGIE OF PISS |
pants |
#potomac-background |
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1,173 | 12/17/2001 | cocks, dicks and everything in between deuce: I OPENED THIS NOTES FILE TO TAKE SOME NOTES BUT I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY WERE NOW
net: T DEUCE TAKE A MEMO
net: COCKS
net: DICKS
net: AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN
net: CC: PANTS
net: . (THAT MEANS I'M DONE)
deuce: DO I LOOK LIKE SMTP TO YOU MOTHERFUCKER |
deuce net |
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1,174 | 12/18/2001 | dear photographers spigot: DEAR PHOTOGRAPHERS: PUTTING THE GIRL IN FRONT OF A FUCKING COMPUTER MAKES YOU BOTH TOTAL IDIOTS |
spigot |
#minecraft-background |
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1,175 | 12/19/2001 | echo spigot: ARE ALL MY ONLINE FRIENDS HERE????
deuce: I SUCK DICK (DICK)
deuce: THERE SEEMS TO BE AN ECHO (ECHO)
deuce: HMM (HMM)
deuce: I WONDER HOW THAT HAPPENED (SHUT UP FAGGOT) |
deuce pants spigot |
#cocksucking #deuce-pants-spigot #deucegrin #dick #echo #woodring-room-background |
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1,176 | 12/20/2001 | dongs deuce: DONGS
pants: REALLY NOW
deuce: YES
pants: HMM UM I DON'T KNOW |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dongs #woodring-room-background |
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1,177 | 12/21/2001 | goodbye poke deuce: T PANTS I'M GOING TO POKE YOU WITH MY DICK
deuce: T PANTS AND WHEN YOU DON'T RESPONSE I'M GOING TO POKE YOU AGAIN
deuce: T PANTS EVENTUALLY I WILL DISCOVER THAT YOU'RE DEAD AND MOVE ON (AFTER A GOODBYE POKE)
pants: T DEUCE THEN BRING YOUR FRIENDS INTO THE WOODS TO SEE MY BODY AND POKE ME WITH THEIR DICKS
deuce: T PANTS HEY WHATEVER I DON'T PLAN THAT FAR AHEAD |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #drunk-deuce #necrophilia #poking #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,178 | 12/22/2001 | jesus knows deuce: JESUS KNOWS I'M A DICKLICKER
atandt: JESUS KNOWS EVERYTHING
atandt: ESPECIALLY THE DICKLICKING PART
deuce: WELL IN THIS CASE HE KNOWS BECAUSE I TRIED TO LICK HIS DICK BUT YEAH |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #dicklicking #jesus #woodring-room-background |
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1,179 | 12/23/2001 | lick dick quick deuce: LET'S LICK DICK QUICK (LIK DIK QUIK)
deuce: SO QUICK WE HAVE TO LEAVE OUT THE C'S |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dicklicking #woodring-field-background |
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1,180 | 12/24/2001 | man on the moon deuce: IF THEY CAN PUT A MAN ON THE MOON WHY CAN'T THEY PUT ONE IN MY MOUTH ?!?!?!?!??? |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,181 | 12/25/2001 | jingle dicks deuce: DO NOT OPEN TILL XMAS
pants: CAN'T HELP MYSELF
pants: URF HUFF TUGGING ON THE BOW
pants: ALMOST OPEN ...
pants: HOLY GOD
pants: A BIG FAT COCK LEAPED OUT OF THE BOX AND INTO MY MOUTH
pants: THIS IS JUST WHAT I WANTED
pants: NOW IF ONLY YOU'D STRANGLE ME WITH THE CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTS
deuce: 10-4 |
deuce pants |
#woodring-field-background |
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1,182 | 12/26/2001 | there are no prizes involved pants: GODAWFUL PISS DRINKING CONTESTS THAT GO ON FOR DAYS AND DAYS
deuce: THEY'RE NOT PISS DRINKING CONTESTS AS MUCH AS JUST ATTEMPTS TO DRINK AS MUCH PISS AS POSSIBLE
deuce: THERE ARE NO PRIZES INVOLVED THIS IS JUST A WAY OF LIFE FOR THE PARTICIPANTS
pants: SPUTTER
pants: CURSE YOU |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #urophagia #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,183 | 12/27/2001 | please describe yourself net: PLEASE DESCRIBE YOURSELF
net: [X] INDEPENDENT
net: [X] RATIONAL
net: [X] A GODDAMN LYING BITCH
deuce: THAT'S THE PAIN TALKING |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,184 | 12/28/2001 | FYI deuce: EXCUSE ME SIR BUT I'M PRETTY SURE WHAT YOU'RE POKING AT RIGHT THERE IS MY CUNT AND NOT MY ASS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,185 | 12/29/2001 | suck 'em if you got 'em pants: SUCK 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM BOYS |
pants |
#pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,186 | 12/30/2001 | sex chart spigot: HUBAGLUBGABG
pants: BHAGHUHUHAG
spigot: WAIT WHAT
pants: WHAT WHAT
spigot: YOU ARE POKING BUT NOT CHOKING
pants: THAT IS A BALD-FACED LIE
spigot: THAT DOES IT !!! YOU'RE OFF MY SEX CHART
pants: HOW DARE YOU SIR
spigot: CROSSING YOUR USERNAME OUT FOREVER
pants: OH YEAH ??? WELL YOU'RE OFF MY SEX CHART NOW
spigot: SOB YOU MONSTER HOW COULD YOU
pants: I AM BACKSPACING OVER YOUR HANDLE
deuce: IF THE TWO OF YOU DON'T PIPE DOWN YOU'RE BOTH GOING ON MY SEX CHART
spigot: (WHISPERING) YOU ARE SO OFF THE CHART
pants: (WHISPERING) HUBAGHLAULHUG |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #sex #woodring-room-background |
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1,187 | 12/31/2001 | wasn't sleeping deuce: ANYWAY GETTING BACK TO MY PORN
spigot: THAT REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
spigot: HURF DUH I'M AWAKE ZZZZZZ
deuce: YOU ARE ALWAYS SO MEAN TO ME WHEN ALL I WANT TO DO IS LOVE YOU AND MAKE YOU HAPPY
spigot: ZZZZZZ WASN'T SLEEPING |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #porn #sleep #woodring-field-background |