No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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1,555 | 1/1/2003 | and a large prick deuce: UBUBUBUBUB
spigot: IS THIS MCDONALDS
deuce: IN A WORD YES
spigot: I'LL HAVE A JIZZY MCSPURT AND A LARGE PRICK
deuce: THAT'S BURGER KING |
deuce spigot |
#burger-king #deuce-spigot #jizz #mcdonalds #pricks |
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1,556 | 1/2/2003 | to hack or to phrack spigot: SO SHOULD I HACK TODAY OR JUST PHREAK
deuce: ANYBODY HAVE ANY DONUTS
spigot: WATCH OUT EVERYONE!!!!!!! HACKER ON THE LOOSE!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: DIR
spigot: LIST
spigot: INIT HELLO
spigot: TELNET
spigot: ATDT
spigot: LITTLE HELP
deuce: SERIOUSLY DONUTS |
deuce spigot |
#apple-ii #deuce-spigot #donuts #hacking #mousehole #phrack #phreaking #rhyming #sfw #telnet #unix #woodring-room-background |
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1,557 | 1/3/2003 | pathetic little prick ozone: LSD
net: PISS BOMBS
deuce: MY PATHETIC LITTLE PRICK
deuce: IT'S A CARCINOGEN
pants: ALL THIS WEEK ON A&E |
deuce net ozone pants |
#a-and-e #bomb #carcinogen #deuce-net-ozone-pants #lsd #mousehole #piss #piss-bombs #pricks #television #woodring-room-background |
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1,558 | 1/4/2003 | big train spigot: CHOO CHOO
spigot: WHO COULD THAT BIG TRAIN BE????
spigot: IT'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: CLANG CLANG CLANG CLURF CLURF CLURF CLONK BONK OW
spigot: DERAILED |
spigot |
#derailmemt #physical-comedy #sfw #spigot-solo #train #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,559 | 1/5/2003 | queer picnic areas spigot: I'VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF TURNING OUR HOUSE INTO A QUARRANTINE (I COULD DO THE SAME FOR YOU ONLY IT WOULD BE A QUEERANTINE)
spigot: WANTED: ONE FAT STUPID ROOMMATE NEEDED FOR 6-ROOM SF FLAT CLOSE TO QUEER PICNIC AREAS AND VIEW OF MY BALLS
spigot: WELL BACK TO BED UNTIL I CAN REMEMBER WHICH BUS TAKES ME TO WORK |
spigot |
#balls #bay-area #bus #covid-19 #quarrantine #queerantine #san-francisco #typo #woodring-field-background |
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1,560 | 1/6/2003 | mccartney lennon pants pants: WHAT
pants: DO YOU GET
pants: WHEN YOU SUCK A DICK
pants: YOU GET JIZZ ON YOUR FACE
pants: AND SOMETIMES YOUR LAPEL |
pants |
#beatles #facial #jizz #pants-solo #singing #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,561 | 1/7/2003 | do not drink the bongwater spigot: BLUH: PROTEIN.JPG
spigot: SHE'S PERFORMING SOME SORT OF PHOTOSYNTHESIS
spigot: CLEAN THE FUCKING LINT TRAPS WHILE YOU'RE DOWN THERE LADY |
spigot |
#bluh #filename #laundry #lint #photosynthesis #porn #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,562 | 1/8/2003 | no halloween this year deuce: MY .45 ACP SAYS THAT YOU WILL NEITHER "TRICK" NOR "TREAT"
pants: PERHAPS "WET" AND "FLEE" |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #gun #halloween #soiling-myself #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,563 | 1/9/2003 | first time caller, long time listener spigot: I AM A STRANGULATION RISK!!!!!
spigot: RECALL ME |
spigot |
#despair-panel #mountain-background #sfw #spigot-solo #strangulation |
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1,564 | 1/10/2003 | Punchings deuce: LET'S GO WHORE PUNCHING (A LITTLE KNOWN COMPANION TO THE ART OF COW TIPPING) |
deuce |
#cow-tipping #cows #deuce-solo #punching #smooth-fonts #violence #whores #woodring-den-background |
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1,565 | 1/11/2003 | cold fusion pants: SURELY I WILL LOSE POWER LATER
deuce: I WILL BE YOUR ALTERNATE POWER SOURCE (COLD FUSION)
deuce: T DEUCE YOU FARTING IN A TEST TUBE IS NOT COLD FUSION
deuce: T DEUCE SCREW YOU NAZI
deuce: T PANTS COULD YOU HELP MEDIATE PLZ
pants: I |
deuce pants |
#alternative-energy-source #deuce-pants #energy #farts #nazi #woodring-room-background |
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1,566 | 1/12/2003 | fuck france deuce: APPARENTLY IN FRANCE THE LAW IS THAT YOU HAVE A POSITIVE OBLIGATION TO ASSIST PEOPLE IN TROUBLE
deuce: FUCK FRANCE
pants: I HAVE BEEN TRYING FOR YEARS (THEY DO NOT LET FRUITS INTO THE COUNTRY)
deuce: I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED ABOUT YOU NOW
deuce: MUST BE THE POT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #france #marijuana #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,567 | 1/13/2003 | tired of wondering whether or not pants: TIRED OF WONDERING WHETHER OR NOT I CAN CRAM IT FAST ENOUGH TO PLEASE UPPPER MANAGEMENT
net: THEY ARE NEVER HAPPY YOU KNOW
deuce: JUST CRAM IT AT YOUR OWN PACE IS WHAT I'VE FOUND WORKS IN THE GAY BUSINESS WORLD
pants: WILL YOU GO TO THE PROM WITH ME
deuce: YES AND NO
deuce: YES IN THAT I WILL RAPE YOU AND NEVER CALL YOU AGAIN
deuce: AND NO IN THAT GAHGLAHGLAHGLAGHLAGH BORED
pants: WELL THEN
pants: WE SHOULD GET STARTED IMMEDIATELY (ROLLS UP SHIRT SLEEVES)
pants: URK OOF WELL GREAT I"M STUCK IN UPPERCASE AGAIN |
deuce net pants |
#cramming #deuce-net-pants #nonstandard-title-panel #prom #typo #uppercase #woodring-room-background |
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1,568 | 1/14/2003 | empty your pants pockets spigot: SERIOUSLY I LEFT A SACK FULL OF DICKS HERE AND NOW IT'S GONE
spigot: EVERYONE EMPTY YOUR PANTS POCKETS FRONT BACK AND SIDES
pants: POTASSIUM CHLORUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
pants spigot |
#chemistry #filler-panel #mousehole #mouth #pants-spigot #sack-filled-with-severed-penises #trousers #woodring-room-background |
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1,569 | 1/15/2003 | changing the seasons deuce: LET'S JERK OFF IN UNISON AND PUSH THE EARTH INTO A DIFFERENT ORBIT (THUS CHANGING THE SEASONS)
spigot: NO
deuce: FAGGOT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #faggot #science #woodring-room-background |
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1,570 | 1/16/2003 | fig bars part ii spigot: FIG BARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: T SPIGOT I CAN SEE YOU THROUGH THE PEEPHOLE
spigot: GET OUT OF MY ROOM
pants: T SPIGOT NOT UNTIL WE DISCUSS PROPER BIRTH CONTROL METHODS |
pants spigot |
#birth-control #fig-bars #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #peephole #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,571 | 1/17/2003 | brrrr pants: PRIVACY PLEASE (BEATING OFF)
pants: BRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRR RRRRRR NEED DRAMAMINE
pants: BRRRRR RRR RRRRRR RRRRR OKAY DONE
pants: SO HOW ARE YOUUUUUU
pants: WAIT
pants: OH GOD NOT AGAIN HUALGHLUAHG LUAGH LUHLHALG
deuce: YOUR DRILL BIT IS FAULTY
pants: THERE IT GOES AGAIN (SORRY FATHER)
deuce: BRRRRRRR
pants: SACRE BLEU THIS IS OUT OF HALGHULALHLAHAG CONTROL
deuce: BE LESS FRENCH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dramamine #french #jean-charles #masturbation #no-greytext #sound-effects #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,572 | 1/18/2003 | opening up spigot: OPENING UP MY FILEMAKER PRO BUG DATABASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: ENTERING MY FIRST BUG IN FOUR YEARS !!!!!!!
spigot: SUMMARY: CAN'T BREATHE OR SIT DOWN |
spigot |
#bug-report #cant-breathe #choking #filemaker #punctuation #sfw #spigot-solo |
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1,573 | 1/19/2003 | mayor willie brown spigot: SECURITY TOOK MY CAMERA AND SO NEXT STORY CAN'T TAKE PLACE UNDER MAYOR WILLIE BROWN'S DESK
spigot: THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THE CHICKEN QUESADILLA I ATE WHICH IS MAKING ME FART
spigot: LOVINGLY POKING AND STROKING MY WAY INTO A GOOD COLLEGE, FOCUSING MY POTENTIAL TO BE AN A-STUDENT ON THIS GRADE-A BONER DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME (AND HUMPING MYSELF) |
spigot |
#a-student #bay-area #chicken-quesadilla #college #farts #funloving-nonsense #grade-a-boner #san-francisco #security #spigot-solo #willie-brown |
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1,574 | 1/20/2003 | under the sink 1 atandt: WHAT ARE YOU DOING UNDER THE SINK
pants: I CANNOT SAY
atandt: GET OUT RIGHT NOW
pants: THIS I CANNOT DO
atandt: SHOULD I JUST CLOSE THE CABINET DOOR AND GO ABOUT MY DAY
pants: YOU SUCKED IN GODFATHER THREE |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #mousehole #pants-under-the-sink #series #sink #the-godfather #woodring-room-background |
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1,575 | 1/21/2003 | under the sink 2 atandt: HOW DID YOU GET ALL OF YOUR FATNESS UNDER THERE AT ONCE
pants: THE ACOUSTICS ARE FANTASTIC
atandt: HOW IS IT THAT ANY NOOK OR CRANNY YOU SQUEEZE INTO INSTANTLY BECOMES CRUISY WITH MEN
pants: MAGIC (AND AN AMAZING TEAM OF MARKETING PEOPLE)
atandt: SERIOUSLY I NEED TO DO THE DISHES UP AND OUT NOW
pants: NEVER |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #cruisy #fatness #mousehole #pants-under-the-sink #series #sink #woodring-room-background |
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1,576 | 1/22/2003 | under the sink 3 atandt: DO YOU REALLY THINK THEY WANT TO WATCH ME TRY TO GET YOU OUT FROM UNDER THE SINK ALL WEEK
pants: HLAUGHLUAG MY COLD DEAD HANDS HLAGHLUAHLUAG
atandt: AT LEAST HAND ME A SPONGE
pants: THEY ARE TIED TO OUR HEADS
atandt: OKAY WELL I'LL TRY NOT TO RUN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
pants: EITHER WAY |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #coy-pants #garbage-disposal #mousehole #pants-under-the-sink #series #sink #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
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1,577 | 1/23/2003 | one way or another spigot: WHO CARES ONE WAY OR ANOTHER IF THE GOVERNMENT SHOT MARTIN LUTHER KING
spigot: THE POINT IS I'M HUNGRY |
spigot |
#conspiracy #martin-luther-king #mountain-background #sfw #spigot-solo |
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1,578 | 1/24/2003 | unix jokes pants: NOTHING ESCAPES /DEV/COCK
deuce: USER=LUSER !!!!!!!! ECHO HI $USER !!! HAHAHA HAAHAHAH AHAHA
deuce: UNIX JOKES ARE THE FUNNIEST AND HOLY GOD YOU'RE STRETCHING ME OUT
ozone: &
deuce: DON'T PUT ME IN THE BACKGROUND YOU DEAL WITH ME RIGHT NOW
pants: FG
deuce: THANKS
deuce: GGHLGAHLGAHLAGLHAGHL
pants: OH DEAR GOD
pants: ^Z
pants: LET'S JUST LEAVE IT LIKE THAT UNTIL MY PENIS GROWS BACK
deuce: I DESERVE IT (SUSPENDED) |
deuce ozone pants |
#deuce-ozone-pants #hand-drawn #penis #unix #woodring-field-background |
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1,579 | 1/25/2003 | focal review spigot: JUST HAD MY FOCAL REVIEW
spigot: THIS TIME THE FOCUS WAS ON MY FACE
spigot: TECHNICAL ACUMEN: EXCELLENT, FAIR, DEVELOPMENT AREA, PRICKS BONKING
spigot: THESE BROWSER WARS ARE REALLY HEATING UP FOLKS |
spigot |
#browser-wars #folks #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,580 | 1/26/2003 | wine2piss pants: TAKING A GREAT BIG BONGHIT AND THINKING ABOUT GOD
pants: AND HOW HE OWES ME TWENTY BUCKS
pants: THAT FUCKING PUNK
deuce: DUDE THAT'S ATANDT YOU'RE THINKING OF
pants: NO I'M PRETTY SURE I'M THINKING ABOUT GOD ALMIGHTY (JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR)
atandt: I CAN ONLY CHANGE WINE TO COKE
deuce: OH YEAH ???? WELL
deuce: I CAN CHANGE WINE TO PISS
deuce: IT'S A GIFT
pants: A MAGICAL, WONDERFUL GIFT
pants: PFFFPFPFPFT
deuce: NO HOGGING |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-pants #bonghit #coca-cola #drunk-deuce #god #hand-drawn #huffy-pants #jesus #piss #religion #woodring-room-background |
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1,581 | 1/27/2003 | cj's dad spigot: IS THIS WHERE WE CAN CHAT ABOUT WEST WING
deuce: I'M WORRIED ABOUT C.J.'S DAD
spigot: IS MICHAEL J. FOX STILL THE MAYOR
deuce: AND MY COMPLETE INABILITY TO GET AN ERECTION |
deuce spigot |
#despair-panel #deuce-spigot #michael-j-fox #spin-city #west-wing #woodring-field-background |
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1,582 | 1/28/2003 | introductions all around pants: I'M A BIG GAY FISH
deuce: HELLO, BIG GAY FISH |
deuce pants |
#big-fish #deuce-pants #fish #gay #highish-res #kanye-west #smooth-fonts |
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1,583 | 1/29/2003 | waiting outside in the cold deuce: LET ME IN I NEED SOME CHAPS |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #chaps #deuce-solo #mousehole #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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1,584 | 1/30/2003 | why we're not at our desks pants: STONED AT 9:14 AM ON A TUESDAY
spigot: STILL ASLEEP
deuce: HUNGOVER
pants: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP (GARBAGE CAN LIDS)
spigot: SUDDENLY PRICKS
deuce: FOAMY BRRRRRR FOAMY
pants: WHY WON'T DJ SHADOW ACKNOWLEDGE MY CARDS AND LETTERS AND FLOWERS
spigot: WILL NOBODY CHARGE ME AS A JUVENILE?!?!!?
deuce: I SHALL SIR |
deuce pants spigot |
#deja-vu #deuce-pants-spigot #dj-shadow #drugs #drunk-deuce #foamy #legal #marijuana #music #no-greytext #sleep #stoned #tuesday #woodring-room-background |
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1,585 | 1/31/2003 | no msg spigot: THE INVITATION SAID POTSTICKERS BUT I GOT THERE AND IT WAS POT**SMOKING** AND PROSTITUTES!!!! WELL YOU CAN BET I PIVOTED RIGHT THERE |
spigot |
#dope #drugs #marijuana #pot #pot-smoking #potstickers #prostitute #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,586 | 2/1/2003 | compare, contrast spigot: COMPARE AND CONTRAST DICKS AND PRICKS
pants: MY MOUTH IS NOT A TEAM PLAYER
spigot: HOW AND WHY ARE THEY ALIKE/ DIFFERENT
spigot: CITE SPECIFIC EXAMPLES FROM THE STALLS, TOILETS TO SUPPORT YOUR THESIS |
pants spigot |
#woodring-stairs-background |
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1,587 | 2/2/2003 | city mouse pants: I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY EYE
pants: OH GOD A BEE
pants: I HATE PICNICS |
pants |
#bee #huffy-pants #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,588 | 2/3/2003 | glowing boners (they glow) pants: THE BONERS ARE GLOWING
pants: T DEUCE DID YOU LET THEM PLAY AROUND THE REACTOR CORE AGAIN
deuce: NO
deuce: WHY DO YOU ASK
pants: I CAN'T SLEEP WITH THEM GLOWING LIKE THAT
deuce: ARE THEY GLOWING OR MAKING NOISE
pants: GLOWING AND BUZZING LIKE A FLORESCENT LIGHTBULB WOULD/DOES
deuce: I SEE |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #radiation #science #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,589 | 2/4/2003 | sim jerk city spigot: IF YOU LISTEN CLOSELY YOU CAN HEAR GIGGLING AND LAUGHING AND GENERAL HOLIDAY MERRIMENT COMING FROM MY TROUSERS
spigot: CLOSELY = PUSH YOUR FACE AND EARS INTO MY TROUSERS |
spigot |
#no-greytext #sfw #spigot-solo |
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1,590 | 2/5/2003 | message from the future deuce: MY NUTS ARE SWOLLEN AND RED AND WANT TO BE HUGGED AND KISSED
deuce: ONLY SERIOUS APPLICANTS NEED APPLY
deuce: TRANSMISSION ENDS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #nuts #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,591 | 2/6/2003 | true story 2 pants: I JUST ATE AN ENTIRE ANGEL FOOD CAKE |
pants |
#fatness #food #sfw #true-story #woodring-room-background |
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1,592 | 2/7/2003 | when the lights are off net: ENCLOSED PLEASE FIND ONE DONG WHICH I AM RETURNING BECAUSE IT IS TOO DARK
net: I SPECIFICALLY CHOSE "CHOCOLATE" WITH AN ALTERNATE OF "MOCHA" BUT THIS IS CLEARLY AN "EBONY"
net: WELL I GUESS WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY I REALLY CAN'T TELL WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE OFF |
net |
#net-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,593 | 2/8/2003 | attorney and lawyer deuce: HURRAY
pants: HURRAY FOR WHAT
pants: YOUR DOPEY DICK
pants: WELL DUH
deuce: HURRAY FOR THAT TOO
deuce: THERE ARE AT LEAST TWO UNAUTHORIZED (AND HIGHLY ILLEGAL) JERKCITY IMPOSTORS OUT THERE
pants: WHAT ARE YOU SO EXCITED ABOUT
pants: IS DEEP SPACE 9 ON OR SOMETHING
deuce: MY NUTS STILL ACHE FROM THAT TREMENDOUS JERK
pants: T DEUCE I WILL BE YOUR ATTORNEY
deuce: T PANTS NO
pants: T DEUCE AS SOON AS I LEARN HOW TO READ, SPELL
deuce: T PANTS EXCELLENT WE'LL MAKE MILLIONS
pants: T DEUCE I'LL BE YOUR LAWYER ALSO |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dick #lawyer #nuts #nuts-of-deuce #star-trek #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,594 | 2/9/2003 | do you hear what i hear deuce: DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR
spigot: THE COCKS THE COCKS
spigot: POKING AT MY FACE
spigot: WE WILL BRING THEM SILVER AND GOLD
deuce: THAT'S NOT THE SAME SONG VANESSA WILLIAMS SANG |
deuce spigot |
#christmas #cocks #deuce-spigot #face #mousehole #poking #singing #woodring-room-background |
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1,595 | 2/10/2003 | what a great day to get head from me pants: SIR I ASKED YOU HOW GAY YOU ARE
pants: SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING YOU AS AN APPLICANT
pants: GAYNESS: STILL ON THE TABLE
pants: SIR THE QUEER ISSUE
pants: WAITING HERE FOR YOUR FEEDBACK
pants: WHAT A GREAT DAY TO GET HEAD FROM ME
pants: NO NEED FOR COMPLICATED PAPERWORK
pants: JUST KEEP ME IN THE LOOP |
pants |
#gay #huffy-pants #pants-solo #the-queer-issue #woodring-room-background |
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1,596 | 2/11/2003 | spigot the bear: pilot deuce: TONIGHT ON SPIGOT THE BEAR
spigot: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SHUT THE FUCK UP !!! DOWN ON THE GROUND, PUNK
pants: SPIGOT THE BEAR WILL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THESE MESSAGES
spigot: OH THANK GOD A SMOKE BREAK HUALGHUAHALG DICKS HULAGHLUAG
spigot: UP AGAINST THE WALL DIRTBAG !!! NOW CUFF YOURSELF TO THIS RADIATOR
atandt: AND NOW BACK TO SPIGOT THE BEAR |
atandt deuce pants spigot |
#atandt-deuce-pants-spigot #cocksucking-noises #smoke-break #spigot-the-bear #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,597 | 2/12/2003 | spigot the bear: act 2 spigot: THE PERP HAD BONGHITS IN HIS SYSTEM, YOUR HONOR
pants: I WAS THINKING WE COULD NAIL OUR PRICKS TO A CROSS
deuce: RIGHT
pants: BUT NOT THE SAME CROSS (DON'T WANT TO BE GAY)
spigot: HEY
deuce: JUXTAPOSED PRICKS I THINK IS THE SCIENTIFIC TERM
pants: PRICKS AT RIGHT ANGLES
deuce: SKEW ORTHOGONAL PRICKS
spigot: SHUT UP YOU'RE RUINING SPIGOT THE BEAR |
deuce pants spigot |
#bonghit #deuce-pants-spigot #genital-mutilation #geometry #math #not-gay #prick #spigot-the-bear #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,598 | 2/14/2003 | you can totally see me taking a bonghit in the first panel spigot: AND THE NAME OF THAT MAN: ABRAHAM LINCOLN
spigot: I HAVE A STACK OF GAGS HERE
spigot: I'M GOING TO SIT ON THEM ALL UNTIL I GET SOME CRITICAL FEEDBACK
pants: SOAKING IN SOAPY WATER
spigot: SEE NOW "SOAKING" IS FUNNY
spigot: WORDS WITH "K" ARE FUNNY
pants: NONE OF THIS IS FUNNY I'M WET AND COLD
spigot: CUPCAKES ARE FUNNY, CELERY IS NOT FUNNY
spigot: COCKS ARE FUNNY TWICE IN THE SAME SYLLABLE (RARE)
pants: THE JERKCITY MANUAL OF STYLE
spigot: KAFKA IS ONLY FUNNY TO THE NEO-CLASSICAL EXISTENTIALISTS
pants: T SPIGOT DO I ACCEPT NETSCAPE'S LICENSE AGREEMENT OR NOT
spigot: CUPCAKES
bung: RAPE IS FUNNY BUT I DON'T SEE A "K" OR HEAR A "K"
spigot: THE IMPLIED UNDERSTANDING IS THAT YOU CAN FEEL THE K |
bung pants spigot |
#abraham-lincoln #bonghit #bung-pants-spigot #cocks #cupcakes #franz-kafka #marijuana #netscape #not-funny #photo #rape #soapy |
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1,599 | 2/15/2003 | racist comments deuce: LET'S SEE HOW MANY RACIST COMMENTS I CAN COME UP WITH IN FIFTEEN SECONDS
deuce: BUUUUUUUG HUUUUUUUUH HALUGHALU HGLUAHLAG
deuce: LETTING THE CLOCK RUN OUT |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,600 | 2/16/2003 | straight from the well pants: THOU ART GAY
pants: PRAY WITH ME (LET US BE GAY TOGETHER UNDER THE XMAS TREE)
pants: LOOK OUT FOR XMAS TREE MONSTERS
pants: THAR BE DICK BURIED IN THE HILLS
pants: DICKS, PRICKS, SOME MANNER OF TREAT
pants: STUBBORN GAYNESS PROBLEMS IN SECTOR 3, ASILE 4B
pants: FEELING CRAMMY
pants: A SINGLE SOURCE OF PRICKS (STRAIGHT FROM THE WELL) |
pants |
#be-gay-with-me #christmas-tree-monster #coy-pants #dicks #funloving-nonsense #huffy-pants #no-greytext #pants-solo #pricks #rhyming #typo |
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1,601 | 2/17/2003 | do that thing atandt: DO THAT THING WERE YOU GO HUUUUUH
pants: HUHHHHHHHHHHHH |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #bonghit #greytext #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,602 | 2/18/2003 | that other one too deuce: A SHOE TO THE NUTS IS WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH
dick: A PENNY SAVED IS ONE LESS DICK I'VE GOT TO SUCK THIS WEEK
pants: 10% OFF BORDERS, STARBUCKS, WHITE CASTLE, THAT ADULT BOOKSTORE THAT SMELLS LIKE SEMEN, THAT OTHER ONE TOO
pants: HALGHULAHGLUAG BLBLBLBLB BEATING OFF TO WOMEN'S PRISON DOCUMENTARIES NARRATED BY BILL KURTIS BAGHALG GHLAUBGLAHBG |
deuce dick pants |
#aphorisms #bill-kurtis #cocksucking-noises #deuce-dick-pants #honk #mousehole #starbucks #woodring-room-background |
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1,603 | 2/19/2003 | simple math spigot: IF I HAVE FIVE DONGS AND MY FRIEND DEUCE ASKS FOR TWO DONGS...
spigot: ...HOW MANY DONGS DO I HAVE LEFT?!?!?
spigot: ANSWER: FIVE
deuce: YOU SELFISH PRICK |
deuce spigot |
#arithmetic #deuce-spigot #math #woodring-room-background |
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1,604 | 2/20/2003 | the one that almost got away pants: LIE DOWN AND THINK NICE THOUGHTS AND JUST BE GAY WITH ME
spigot: I'M A CLEVER CLEVER MAN
pants: JUST STOP LOOKING FOR PIRATE TREASURE AND BE GAY WITH ME
spigot: SERIOUSLY THERE ARE PIECES OF EIGHT JINGLE-JANGLING AROUND MY PANTS/SOCKS
pants: FINE THEN I'LL FIND SOMEBODY WHO WILL BE GAY WITH ME
spigot: IF YOU CAN REACH IN AND GRAB THEM THAT WOULD BE SUPER |
pants spigot |
#be-gay-with-me #gay #huffy-pants #mountain-background #pants-spigot #pirate |
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1,605 | 2/21/2003 | bring the war back home spigot: HURRRRRGGGHGGH HURRRRRGHGHTH IS THIS HOW YOU DO THE DEW
deuce: GHLUGLHUGHULG
pants: GIVE ME MORE TEXTURE
spigot: REPEAT: AM I DOING THE DEW
spigot: NOT HOW DO YOU DO, AM I ****DOING*** THE ***DEW*** YOU FUCKING DEAF MORONS
pants: WHO WROTE NO FAT CHICKS HERE AND HERE AND HERE AND HERE |
deuce pants spigot |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-pants-spigot #mountain-dew #woodring-field-background |
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1,606 | 2/22/2003 | heart burn deuce: THE TERM "HEARTBURN" IS A MISNOMER
deuce: IT'S ACTUALLY YOUR HEART DROWNING |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #die-trying #drowning #heartburn #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,607 | 2/23/2003 | homph homph dicks spigot: HOMPH HOMPH DICKS
spigot: HOMPH HOMPH PRICKS
spigot: PLUH PTTH CUPCAKES
spigot: I'M YOUR NEWS SOURCE
pants: MY MAN ON THE STREET
spigot: HURP HURP HURP SWINGING MY ARMS AND CLOMPING DOWN THE HALL
deuce: BBBBBBBB BBBBBBB BBBBBB BBBBBB BBBBBB BONK
spigot: WORKING ON MY PEOPLE SKILLS
pants: I WISH YOU WOULD NOT STAND AT ATTENTION BY THE ESPRESSO MACHINE
pants: I AM NOT THE ONE CHANGING THE GRIND
spigot: THAT'S NOT THE NASA ROBOT ON MARS |
deuce pants spigot |
#clomp #coffee #cupcakes #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #espresso #funloving-nonsense #homph #mars #nasa #physical-comedy #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,608 | 2/24/2003 | weighing in on the war atandt: WHY DID THEY GET US UP SO EARLY
pants: SOMETHING ABOUT CONSTANTINOPLE
spigot: DO WHAT YOU LIKE BUT LEAVE STARBUCKS OUT OF THIS
pants: BEATING OFF AND STABBING YOU UP WITH A BOXCUTTER AT THE SAME TIME HUFF HURF HUFF EACH UPSTROKE IS A SLASH FOR YOU
atandt: SKIP INTRO |
atandt pants spigot |
#constantinople #mountain-background #stabbing #starbucks |
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1,609 | 2/25/2003 | by surgical means or royal decree pants: HOW ABOUT
pants: SHOW YOUR PUSSY TO THE WORLD
pants: FOR MONEY
deuce: WHAT THE ?!?!?
deuce: T PANTS I FIND THE TERM "PUSSY" OFFENSIVE
deuce: I MUCH PREFER "CUNT"
pants: T DEUCE GIRL DON'T HAVE CUNTS (ANYMORE)
pants: T DEUCE ME AND MY TEAM SEWED THEM ALL SHUT
deuce: T PANTS BY SURGICAL MEANS OR BY ROYAL DECREE
pants: T DEUCE THEY MUST MAKE DO WITH THEIR GASHES FROM NOW ON
deuce: T PANTS SHIT THAT'S SOME SERIOUS WORK
pants: T DEUCE WE WERE UP ALL NIGHT
deuce: T PANTS WHEN DID YOU DO THAT ???? I THINK YOU JUST DREAMED THIS
pants: T DEUCE SANTA CLAUS WAS BROUGHT IN FOR CONSULTING
deuce: T PANTS 10-4 |
deuce pants |
#christmas #cunt #deuce-pants #dream #drunk-deuce #gash #pussy #santa-claus #ten-four #woodring-field-background |
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1,610 | 2/26/2003 | galaga roms spigot: SERIOUSLY IF ANYONE HAS GALAGA ROMS
spigot: OR GALAGA DONGS (I CAN WAIT ON THE CURB) |
spigot |
#galaga #roms #tits #video-games #woodring-field-background |
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1,611 | 2/27/2003 | way way back in the last one spigot: COME ON EVERYONE I JUST SAW A UFO IN THE TOILET
spigot: THIS WAY FOLLOW ME COME ON
spigot: RIGHT IN HERE IF YOU COULD PLEASE JUST LOOK
spigot: BACK IN THERE
spigot: WAY WAY BACK IN THE LAST ONE
spigot: OKAY I'LL LOCK THE DOOR SO IT CAN'T FLY AWAY
spigot: AND I'LL TURN OUT THE LIGHT SO WE CAN SEE IT FLASHING
spigot: AND I'LL START GROPING AROUND IN YOUR PANTS
spigot: WHOOPS *OW* OW OW
spigot: OKAY WE CAN DO THIS LATER
spigot: PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE |
spigot |
#dont-tell-anyone #physical-comedy #spigot-solo #toilet #toilet-antics #ufo #woodring-den-background |
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1,612 | 2/28/2003 | honey moon spigot: RAMMING YOU LIKE A DUMB DYKE AND THEN DISPOSING OF YOU IN BARRELS OF CONCRETE THROUGHOUT THE SAN FERNANDO VALLEY |
spigot |
#cement #drums-of-concrete #dykes #misogyny #spigot-solo #violence #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,613 | 3/1/2003 | feed bag deuce: LOOKING FOR SOME VALIDATION NUTWARD
deuce: THAT MEANS IN THE DIRECTION OF MY NUTS
spigot: HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH FEEDBAG |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-spigot #feedbag #mousehole #nuts #validation #woodring-room-background |
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1,614 | 3/2/2003 | spigot the bear: behind the scenes spigot: I CAN'T SPEAK FOR EVERYONE BUT I LIKE TO CARRY MY DICE AROUND IN A POUCH |
spigot |
#dungeons-and-dragons #sfw #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #their-little-heads #woodring-field-background |
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1,615 | 3/3/2003 | my house is burning down spigot: MY HOUSE IS BURNING DOWN AND I HAVE TO RUN IN AND GET MY BOBA FETTS AND MY TIMECARDS
pants: DON'T FORGET STATUS REPORTS
pants: PRECIOUS STATUS REPORTS
deuce: ALSO CHEWBACCA NEEDS SAVING (WORTH A LOT !!!!!!!!!)
pants: T DEUCE ONLY IF HE COMES WITH HIS BLASTER (YES I CAN SEE YOUR DOT-T PRIVMSG)
deuce: HOLY GOD WE'VE GOT TO HELP SALON ZZZZZZZ |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #die-trying #fire #salon #sfw #star-wars #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,616 | 3/4/2003 | hompth hompth next deuce: I ATE A BIG DICK
spigot: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE!!! HOMPTH HOMPTH NEXT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dick #identity #single-panel #woodring-field-background |
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1,617 | 3/5/2003 | trouble shooting atandt: INSERT QUARTER
atandt: INSERT ANOTHER QUARTER
atandt: PLUG IN MACHINE
atandt: KICK MACHINE
deuce: SUCK ALL THE DICKS
atandt: THAT WORKS |
atandt deuce |
#arcade #insert-quarter #mousehole #video-games #white-background |
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1,618 | 3/6/2003 | freeze dried spigot: I HAVE A BAG OF FREEZE-DRIED APRICOTS
spigot: HUALGHLUAGHLUAG
spigot: YOU ARE REALLY CHOKING ME NOW WITH THAT SKI POLE |
spigot |
#apricot #choking #food #mountain-background #sfw #violent-disapproval |
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1,619 | 3/7/2003 | heed my warning pants: T DEUCE ALL THE PROSTITUTES YOU KILLED ARE GOING TO GREET YOU IN HELL
deuce: T PANTS WHATEVER !!!!!!!!!!! |
deuce pants |
#deuce-spigot #extra-white-space #hell #prostitute |
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1,620 | 3/8/2003 | signs of verbal abuse spigot: I'M GOING TO VISUALLY INSPECT MY BALLS FOR SIGNS OF VERBAL ABUSE
deuce: THERE'S A CREASE
deuce: AND A TUCK
deuce: WOW THESE BALLS SURE HAVE BEEN YELLED AT SOMETHING AWFUL |
deuce spigot |
#balls #deuce-spigot #nuts-of-spigot #something-awful #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,621 | 3/9/2003 | five blankets spigot: OKAY THEN
spigot: I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO HELP ME SUCK AND GO DUH
deuce: I'D HELP BUT MOMMY SAYS I HAVE TO GO TO BED
spigot: SERIOUSLY I'M ASKING FOR HELP
deuce: T SPIGOT I WISH I COULD HELP BUT I'M UNDER STRICT ORDERS
spigot: AND FIVE BLANKETS |
deuce spigot |
#blankets #deuce-spigot #woodring-room-background |
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1,622 | 3/10/2003 | kindly stop spigot: OKAY PEOPLE I NEED YOUR ATTENTION
spigot: KINDLY STOP WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE DOING AND LISTEN UP
spigot: THIS IS GOING TO AFFECT EVERYONE IN THE DEPARTMENT
pants: HOLY GOD
spigot: FAT BALLS
spigot: SO YOU KNOW WE MEAN BUSINESS |
pants spigot |
#announcement #balls #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
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1,623 | 3/11/2003 | mostly white so i mute deuce: IF YOU DID SOMETHING BAD YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR THE PHRASE "UNIFORM CODE OF MILITARY JUSTICE"
spigot: HARRY KNOWLES REALLY BALLOONED UP OVER THE HOLIDAYS
spigot: CAN WE PLEASE GET THE GAYS OUT OF THE MILITARY AND BACK IN THE KITCHEN
deuce: T SPIGOT DUDE YOU'RE THINKING OF WOMEN
spigot: (DISTRACTED BY LATE NIGHT TELEVISION) THOSE GIRLS ARE GOING WILD AGAIN
deuce: THEY'RE MOSTLY WHITE SO I MUTE OR CHANGE THE CHANNEL |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-likes-black-chicks #deuce-spigot #dont-ask-dont-tell #girls-gone-wild #porn #ucmj #woodring-field-background |
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1,624 | 3/12/2003 | the main menu ozone: BUH
pants: BEING GAY IN ONE PIECE
pants: OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS
ozone: RE: DICK
pants: BETWEEN YOUR STARS AND MY GARTERS WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT ROUGH
ozone: IS THIS THE MAIN MENU
pants: CLANK CLANK
pants: SUDDENLY: DICKS |
ozone pants |
#buh #dick #dicks #gay #main-menu #mousehole #one-piece #ozone-pants #stars-and-garters #woodring-room-background |
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1,625 | 3/13/2003 | abortion funding pants: WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!?!!
pants: NO FUNDING FOR ABORTION CLINICS ON OUR NATION'S MOON
pants: YOU HEARD ME |
pants |
#abortion #bong #funloving-nonsense #huffy-pants #marijuana #moon #pants-solo #politics #silence-of-the-lambs |
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1,626 | 3/14/2003 | not i, said the deuce net: WHO WILL BE GAY WITH ME
deuce: I SHALL NOT (GROPING YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK)
net: OKAY THEN ANY OTHER TAKERS
deuce: WHICH I GUESS WOULD BE YOUR ASS (STILL GROPING WHILE I TALK)
net: YOU COULD BE DOING A REACHAROUND
deuce: SIR I'LL DO WHAT I LIKE (STILL AT IT) |
deuce net |
#ass #be-gay-with-me #deuce-net #gay #groping #reacharound #the-deuce #woodring-field-background |
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1,627 | 3/15/2003 | out of control spigot: GIDDYUP GIDDYUP GIDDYUP THIS WAY
spigot: MY BONER IS GAY
deuce: HIDING |
deuce spigot |
#boner #deuce-spigot #gay #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,628 | 3/16/2003 | what if, indeed pants: WHAT IF I JUST GET BORED AND STOP BREATHING
atandt: MIND THE GAP |
atandt pants |
#mousehole #sfw #suicide #texas #woodring-room-background |
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1,629 | 3/17/2003 | triple word score atandt: VOTE DONG
atandt: I KEEP PRAYING FOR THE DAY THE BONEQUEST PORTCULLIS RAISES TO REVEAL MY GAYNESS
deuce: HONK WUH DUH
atandt: SHOUTS: THAT'S A TRIPLE WORD SCORE |
atandt deuce |
#drunk-deuce #honk #mousehole #scrabble #vote-dongs #woodring-room-background |
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1,630 | 3/18/2003 | nine times out of nine pants: I WILL BE GAY NINE TIMES OUT OF NINE
pants: IS THIS THE REAL SUPREME COURT
pants: OR JUST YOUR FAKE LIVING ROOM COURT AGAIN
deuce: OBJECTION |
deuce pants |
#court #deuce-pants #gay #truck-month #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,631 | 3/19/2003 | Choking pants: THAT CHOKING PROBLEM IS BACK (WHERE I CHOKE) |
pants |
#choking #pants-solo #sfw #smooth-fonts |
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1,632 | 3/20/2003 | your bumper pants: I WOULD LIKE TO BE DRAGGED BEHIND YOUR BUMPER
deuce: I LIKE YOUR CAN-DO ATTITUDE |
deuce pants |
#can-do #deucegrin #mountain-background #sfw #smooth-fonts |
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1,633 | 3/21/2003 | my lipstick pants: NOBODY USE MY LIPSTICK WHILE I'M GONE
spigot: ABSOTIVELY POSITOOTLY |
pants spigot |
#absotively-positootly #lipstick #pants-spigot #sfw #spoonerism #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,634 | 3/22/2003 | ROTFSD spigot: MORE LIKE ELIZABETH DUMB!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHA MUWAHAHA ROTFSD |
spigot |
#diss #elizabeth-smart #rolling-on-the-floor-sucking-dick #sfw #smooth-fonts #spigot-solo |
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1,635 | 3/23/2003 | dick poem atandt: DICKS
atandt: ANY WAY YOU SPELL IT
atandt: I LOVE 'EM
atandt: NO MATTER HOW YOU CONJUGATE IT
atandt: I LOVE DICK
atandt: NO MATTER WHICH OF THE SEVEN DWARFS YOU HAPPEN TO BE
atandt: I LOVE DICK
deuce: DUDE ARE YOU A FAG OR WHAT |
atandt deuce |
#conjugation #dick #dicks #dwarf #dwarfs #fag #fag-or-what #grammar #poetry #seven-dwarfs #snow-white #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,636 | 3/24/2003 | Rape Farm deuce: THIS RAPE FARM HAS NO COWS |
deuce |
#cows #deuce-solo #farm #rape #rape-farm #smooth-fonts #woodring-field-background |
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1,637 | 3/25/2003 | Wheel of GHLAGHLG spigot: *ICK THE *ICK
deuce: I'D LIKE TO BUY A VOWEL |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #rhyming #smooth-fonts #vowel #wheel-of-fortune #woodring-field-background |
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1,638 | 3/26/2003 | chers spigot: AND A ONE
spigot: AND A TWO AND A
spigot: MAKIN' YOUR WAY / IN THE WORLD TODAY
spigot: TAKES EVERYTHING YOU GGGGGGGGGGGGG OW
spigot: SON OF A
spigot: JESUS CRAP AND CHRIST AND COCKS
spigot: TAKIN' A BREAK / FROM ALL YOUR WORRIES
spigot: SURE WOULD HELP A LUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LORD GOD ALMIGHTY |
spigot |
#cheers #jesus #ow #singing #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,639 | 3/27/2003 | here and a broad spigot: I WOULD PREFER YOU NOT SQUEEZE AND GROPE WHAT YOU DESCRIBE AS MY "DOODLE DONG"
pants: THIS BONG IS FILTHY !!! WE'LL NEED RUBBING ALCOHOL AND RICE
spigot: MY NUTS HAVE FEELINGS TOO AND ESPECIALLY WITH THE KICKING, ETC
pants: THE RICE IS TO TRAP THE REPUBLICAN GUARD HERE AND ABROAD
spigot: I'M UNDER ARREST JUST BECAUSE FOR NO REASON
pants: I CAN SEE YOUR BUNKER BUSTER (DRINKING THE RUBBING ALCOHOL) |
pants spigot |
#bong #deuce-pants #die-trying #isopropanol #nuts-of-spigot #republican #rice #rubbing-alcohol #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,640 | 3/28/2003 | thirty-frog and some change pants: I LICKED SIXTY-TEN DICKS TODAY
pants: FORTY-ORANGE OF THEM BEFORE BREAKFAST !!!
deuce: YOU ARE NOT MEETING YOUR QUOTA (PURPLE) |
deuce pants |
#boards-of-canada #deuce-spigot #frog #mousehole #nine-dicks #woodring-room-background |
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1,641 | 3/29/2003 | deuce has a vegas system deuce: LET'S GO TO VEGAS !!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: AND MURDER WOMEN
deuce: BECAUSE GAMBLING IS FUN !!!
deuce: ALSO MURDERING WOMEN |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #murder #vegas #violence #women |
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1,642 | 3/30/2003 | hurray deuce: HURRAY
spigot: YOU SURE TALK A LOT
deuce: I THINK I LOVE YOU
spigot: BE MY DATE FOR THE ENCHANTMENT UNDER MY BALLS DANCE
deuce: T SPIGOT IS THAT THE SAME DANCE AS FEATURED IN BACK TO THE FUTURE
spigot: PLEASE GROW UP
deuce: NO SERIOUSLY WAS IT THE ONE IN BACK TO THE FUTURE
spigot: I TRY TO TAKE YOU SOMEWHERE BEAUTIFUL LIKE UNDER MY BALLS AND ALL YOU DO IS MAKE CRACKS
deuce: I'LL BE THERE IN FIFTEEN MINUTES
spigot: IS DICK WOLF ANYTHING LIKE TEEN WOLF
deuce: CAN'T SAY |
deuce spigot |
#back-to-the-future #balls #deuce-spigot #dick-wolf #mousehole #nuts-of-spigot #woodring-room-background |
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1,643 | 3/31/2003 | it's got my head pants: IT'S GOT MY HEAD OW OW MAKE IT LET GO OW OW
pants: OH GOD OW OW USE AMERICAN CHEESE OW OW
pants: MY NECK HAS LONG SINCE BROKEN
pants: ALSO I THINK FRIENDSTER IS DOWN
pants: ALL I CAN DO TO EXPRESS MY DISPLEASURE IS TWITCH, FOAM
pants: ALSO THIS AMERICAN FLAG ONLY HAS 9 STARS
pants: WHERE ARE THE OTHER 1,001
deuce: OKAY THIS IS CLEARLY A PSYCHOTIC BREAK |
deuce pants |
#america #cheese #coy-pants #deuce-pants #friendster #funloving-nonsense #sfw #social-media #woodring-field-background |
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1,644 | 4/1/2003 | how gauche pants: WHO STUFFED HER MOUTH WITH AN OILY RAG ????
pants: THIS IS AWFUL
pants: SOMEBODY GET A CLEAN DISHTOWEL |
pants |
#huffy-pants #pants-solo #towel #woodring-room-background |
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1,645 | 4/2/2003 | the choke, the clutch pants: GET ON MY GROOVY TRAIN
spigot: BALLS
pants: JUST REV YOUR ENGINE ONCE TO BE GAY WITH ME, TWICE TO BE QUEER
spigot: VROOM VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PULLING OUT THE CHOKE QUICKLY AND THE CLUTCH SLOWLY
spigot: SQUIRK SQUEAK SQUIRK CHONK CHONK SLIPPING OUT OF GEAR HERE
spigot: NEED TO PARK AT DAD'S HOUSE UNTIL JUL 4 |
pants spigot |
#balls #be-gay-with-me #cars #gay #manual-transmission #once-for-x-twice-for-y #onomatopoeia #pants-spigot |
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1,646 | 4/3/2003 | station identification spigot: OH BOY HERE'S SPIGOT AGAIN
spigot: WELL THERE AREN'T ANY COCKS AT HOME EITHER
spigot: WHY DO I FUCKING COME HERE |
spigot |
#oh-boy #spigot-again #spigot-solo #white-background |
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1,647 | 4/4/2003 | abuse of the pump machine atandt: T EVERYONE WHY CAN'T I GOPHER TO BONEQUEST.COM
deuce: T ATANDT YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED
pants: MOSTLY DUE TO THE ABUSE OF THE PUMP MACHINE |
atandt deuce pants |
#banned #gopher #pump #unix #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,648 | 4/5/2003 | up to speed with cocksucking pants: WHERE DID I PUT THE
pants: IT'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE
pants: YOU LITTLE RASCAL I GOT YOU HAW HAW HAW THE REALLY WEIRD PANTS FACE HLAGHULAHLAHLAHLUHLUAG |
pants |
#cocksucking-noises #corporate-environment #meta #pants-solo #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
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1,649 | 4/6/2003 | he starts from the end and works backwards pants: HULAGHULAHGLUAHGLUAHGLAHLUAHLAHULHALAG OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE NINE DEAD NURSES WILL SURELY GET ME AN AUDIENCE WITH ANN RULE HAGBAUBAGLHJAG |
pants |
#murder #nurse #pants-solo #richard-speck #woodring-field-background |
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1,650 | 4/7/2003 | waw wah waw spigot: I'M GOING TO SIT ON THE CURB AND LOOK AT MY SHOES UNTIL THE SUN GOES DOWN
spigot: IT'S HARD TO SUCK DICK WHEN THE PIANO VERSION OF "LINUS & LUCY" IS GETTING PIPED IN THROUGH THE SPEAKERS
spigot: WAW WAH WAW WAHHHHHH WAH WAW WAW WAWWWW WWWW WWWWW WWWW WWWWWW WWWWW |
spigot |
#beatles #bonequest-hd #peanuts #shoegazing #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,651 | 4/8/2003 | first degree! deuce: THAT'S A FULL PLATE
pants: FIRST-DEGREE SODOMY, UNLAWFUL SEXUAL PENETRATION, RAPE, ROBBERY AND BURGLARY
spigot: I WILL ADD THOSE TO MY INTERESTS |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #rape #sodomy #title-mismatch #woodring-room-background |
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1,652 | 4/9/2003 | why don't you leave the tri-county area for once in your life you stupid shit pants: PARIS HAS A DOGSHIT PROBLEM
pants: BROOM IS NOT A GOOD FORAGE PLANT FOR DEER DUHHHHHHHH
pants: GEOCITIES
deuce: WHIRRRRRRRR |
deuce pants |
#broom #deer #deuce-pants #dogshit #forage-plant #geocities #huffy-pants #paris #woodring-field-background |
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1,653 | 4/10/2003 | or can it deuce: I CALL THEM FREEDOM FRIES
pants: LIBERTY CABBAGE
deuce: FRIENDSHIP SAUCE
deuce: YOU KNOW THAT CAN'T BE GOOD |
deuce pants |
#deja-vu #deuce-pants #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,654 | 4/11/2003 | national anthem pants: HISSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSS (NATIONAL ANTHEM) GOOD MORNING CHANNEL 41 VIEWERS |
pants |
#broadcast #pants-solo #sfw #television #uhf #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,655 | 4/12/2003 | corner stone deuce: IT IS MY LEARNED OPINION THAT CORNERSTONE IS PERHAPS THE WORST INFOCOM TEXT ADVENTURE EVER CREATED |
deuce |
#games #infocom #sfw #video-games #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,656 | 4/13/2003 | sharon stone deuce: OKAY SHARON STONE IS NOW HAWKING AOL
pants: IF YOU LOGIN I'LL CLOSE MY LEGS !!!!!
pants: UNTIL THEN: FLAP FLAP FLAP MY GASH
deuce: CAN I OPT OUT OF THIS |
deuce pants |
#aol #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #enclave #flap #sharon-stone #woodring-room-background |
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1,657 | 4/14/2003 | who says pants: ARE YOU A VIEWING OF THE NEW GUY ON STARZ
deuce: I'M A FLOWER
deuce: A DELICATE BEAUTIFUL FLOWER
deuce: WHICH FLYING INSECTS HAVE SEX WITH
deuce: THEREBY ALLOWING MY PLANT TO REPRODUCE
deuce: WHO SAYS NATURE AIN'T QUEER
pants: I NEVER ONCE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #science #woodring-field-background |
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1,658 | 4/15/2003 | tomato deuce: I'M A TOMATO
dick: I THOUGHT I WAS A POMEGRANATE BUT IT TURNS OUT I'M JUST A FILTHY FAGGOT (FUNNY HOW WRONG ONE CAN BE ABOUT SOME THINGS) |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #fruit #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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1,659 | 4/16/2003 | let's play deuce: ARRR
deuce: LET'S PLAY THE DONG GAME
deuce: NOTE: THE DONG GAME INVOLVES AN ACTUAL DONG |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dong #lowercase #woodring-field-background |
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1,660 | 4/17/2003 | die trying deuce: WHY IS IT WHEN I HIT ^R THAT ZSH CALLS ME A COCKSUCKER ???
pants: I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM WITH MY XML PARSER: IT SAYS I'M A PEDOPHILE AND THEN QUITS WITH DIE
pants: I WISH IT WOULDN'T CALL DIE BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO GET WORK DONE
deuce: WHY DOES UNIX HAVE TO BE SO MEAN |
deuce pants |
#cocksucker #deuce-pants #die-trying #unix #woodring-stairs-background #xml #zsh |
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1,661 | 4/18/2003 | joy spigot: FOLKS DOES ANYONE HAVE THAT CLASSIC SOUND SAMPLE OF REN&STIMPY WHERE IT'S JUST HIM SAYING "JOY!!!!!" ??? I WOULD TOTALY LOVE TO PUT THAT ON MY (KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK) HANG ON CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP OW GOD GLK GAK HURMPH |
spigot |
#clomp #folks #john-lennon #onomatopoeia #physical-comedy #plastic-ono-band #ren-and-stimpy #sfw #smooth-fonts #spigot-solo #violent-disapproval |
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1,662 | 4/19/2003 | fat while i smoke spigot: I WOULD LIKE YOU ALL TO BE FAT WHILE I SMOKE
pants: SERIOUSLY LET'S CONSIDER THE HUMPTY-DUMP AS THE OFFICIAL JERKCITY DANCE
deuce: LAMBADA !!!!!!!
pants: T DEUCE DON'T BE GROSS |
deuce pants spigot |
#bong #dance #deuce-pants-spigot #digital-underground #fatness #huffy-pants #official-bonequest-dance #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,663 | 4/20/2003 | mole men pants: THOSE WHO REMAIN AT THE SURFACE DO SO AT THEIR OWN PERIL
pants: FOOLISH MORTALS MY ARMY OF MOLE MEN WILL CRUSH YOU
pants: NOBODY CAN STOP ME NOW |
pants |
#mole-men #pants-solo #sfw #shoes #villainy #woodring-room-background |
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1,664 | 4/21/2003 | so little time deuce: I WOULD LIKE NOT TO BE TARPITTED
pants: I'LL TRY ANYTHING ONCE (ON YOU)
pants: SO MANY FAT BLACK DICKS
pants: SO LITTLE TIME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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1,665 | 4/22/2003 | imaginary rainbows in dream town spigot: T ATANDT OR HOW ABOUT A DREAM WITHIN A DREAM STORY WHERE THE OBJECT OF THE WEB GAME IS TO SAVE NOT ONLY THE IMAGINARY RAINBOWS IN DREAM TOWN BUT ALSO THE REAL WORLD PROBLEMS OF POLLUTION
atandt: T SPIGOT WE'LL CALL IT BONEQUEST
spigot: POLLUTION IS JUST A BIG FAT JOKE TO YOU |
atandt spigot |
#dream-within-a-dream #meta #rainbow #woodring-room-background |
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1,666 | 4/23/2003 | each others boners spigot: I WANT ALL OF YOU TO TAKE EACH OTHERS BONERS OUT OF YOUR MOUTHS AND PAY ATTENTION TO ME
spigot: YOUR IDLE TIMES ARE COLLECTIVELY LESS THAN 0002
spigot: SO YOU'RE HAVING SECRET CONVERSATIONS WITHOUT ME
spigot: I AM FUCKING TALKING TO YOU
spigot: IGNORING ME IS NOT THE SOLUTION PEOPLE |
spigot |
#idle #spigot-solo |
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1,667 | 4/24/2003 | MOM.GIF spigot: WELPS THAT'S THE LAST TIME I DOWNLOAD ANYTHING CALLED MOM.GIF
deuce: YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #extra-white-space #filename #milf #porn #woodring-room-background |
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1,668 | 4/25/2003 | strange melange spigot: SIGH
spigot: HANDS UP WHO'LL BE GAY WITH ME DURING FRASIER/WINGS
spigot: I SAID
spigot: SENSING A STRANGE MELANGE OF DICKS AND PRICKS DANCING IN MY HEAD
spigot: WHERE THE SUGARPLUMS AND FAIRIES SHOULD BE
spigot: I'M 500 POUNDS
spigot: AN NBC TELEVISION EVENT
spigot: $18.95 |
spigot |
#be-gay-with-me #dicks #fairies #fatness #frasier #nbc #pricks #spigot-solo #strange-melange #sugarplums #wings #woodring-field-background |
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1,669 | 4/26/2003 | oodles of noodly cock deuce: [REDACTED]
deuce: [REDACTED] OODLES OF NOODLY COCK [REDACTED]
deuce: [REDACTED] |
deuce |
#cock #deja-vu #deuce-solo #oodles #redacted-text #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,670 | 4/27/2003 | sacret covenant spigot: GEE WHIZ I DON'T DARE VIOLATE MY SACRED COVENANT WITH THE AUDIENCE BY LICKING DICK BUT HURNKTH BLOMPFTH |
spigot |
#dicklicking #extra-white-space #spigot-solo #typo #woodring-field-background |
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1,671 | 4/28/2003 | should have never pants: I SHOULD NEVER HAVE SASSED THAT COCK
pants: FL5.00 SUCKEN UND FUCKEN
spigot: JA JA DER ONTERNET
pants: GOD BLESS AMERICA
spigot: HEIL SPIGOT
deuce: SHUT UP KRAUT |
deuce pants spigot |
#america #cock-sassing #deuce-pants-spigot #german #hitchhikers-guide #sass #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,672 | 4/29/2003 | tlot torco tud spigot: THE LEGEND OF THE RETURN OF THE CURSE OF THE UNLICKED DICK
pants: STARRING MALCOLM MCDOWELL AND WILLIAM SHATNER
pants: GROSS THEY'RE DOING IT
pants: N-NOW I HAVE TO BEAT OFF
deuce: WELL IS THAT THE MOVIE'S FAULT !?!?! OR YOURS ??!?!?!? (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (BEATS OFF) |
deuce pants spigot |
#beating-off #deuce-pants-spigot #malcolm-mcdowell #unlicked-dicks |
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1,673 | 4/30/2003 | sex with mister peanut pants: SEX WITH MISTER PEANUT
pants: ALSO THE GUY WITH THE MALLET AND THE MOUSE
pants: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
pants: 186,000 DICKS PER SECOND
deuce: BURP
pants: PLEASE MAKE SODOMY LEGAL OR ELSE: SODOMY
deuce: SORRY I BURPED |
deuce pants |
#abstract #bonequest-hi-fi #cartoons #deuce-pants #mister-peanut #nonstandard-title-panel #sodomy |
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1,674 | 5/1/2003 | red dragon pants: I HAVE BECOME THE RED DRAGON
deuce: WELL HERE'S SOME URINE, RED DRAGON |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #john-turmel #no-greytext #red-dragon #sfw #urine #woodring-field-background |
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1,675 | 5/2/2003 | death to infidels spigot: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
spigot: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
spigot: YOU'RE NOT LEO BUSCAGLIA |
spigot |
#god #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,676 | 5/3/2003 | lost in space atandt: HEAD
pants: NECK
atandt: LOWER
pants: NECK
deuce: MOUTH
pants: OH LORDY WE'RE FLOATING IN SPACE
atandt: LOWER
pants: NECK
deuce: NOSE
pants: LOWER
deuce: FACE
pants: NECK
pants: TUMBLING IN ZERO G
deuce: MOM
deuce: I FEAR THE JUDGES ARE GOING TO GRADE US HARSHLY ON TIME |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-pants #black-background #floating #judge #mom #mouth #neck #sfw #space #weightlessness #zero-g |
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1,677 | 5/4/2003 | my complete fatness spigot: HEY WHO'S THE FATTEST
pants: TAKE YOUR GAS MASK EVERYWHERE
spigot: (HINT: ME)
pants: GROW YOUR OWN
spigot: T PANTS DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT AWAY FROM MY COMPLETE FATNESS
pants: PUT YOUR PAPER OUT FOR SALVAGE |
pants spigot |
#deja-vu #fatness #gas #pants-spigot #sfw #survival-tips #woodring-field-background |
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1,678 | 5/5/2003 | cocks i say deuce: COCKS
deuce: COCKS I SAY
pants: I CAN'T HEAR YOU UNLESS YOU KNOCK
deuce: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mousehole #physical-comedy #wham #woodring-room-background |
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1,679 | 5/6/2003 | fags together spigot: JOE CAMEL AND JOE BOXER ARE FAGS TOGETHER (IN BED)
spigot: SERIOUSLY PEOPLE THEY'RE BOTH GAY
spigot: I'M GOING TO CALL HIM RIGHT NOW
deuce: SOMEBODY BETTER
spigot: BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP
deuce: IT'S THE ONLY WAY WE LEARN
spigot: JOE: THIS IS JOE
spigot: ME: HEY SUCK DICK FATTY
spigot: JOE: SPIGOT IS THAT YOU
spigot: *CLICK* |
deuce spigot |
#beep-boop-boop-beep-beep-boop-beep #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #fags #joe-boxer #joe-camel #telephone #telephony #woodring-field-background |
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1,680 | 5/7/2003 | boost pants: I'M CONFUSED ABOUT SEX
deuce: I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT
pants: HELP ME OUT HERE
deuce: IT'S AN ENTICING SUBJECT
pants: ALL I NEED IS A BOOST TO GET THROUGH THE WINDOW
deuce: ARE YOU A COP
pants: I WILL BE YOUR GREEN GARDEN HOSE (USE ME TO WATER PLANTS AND WHAT NOT)
pants: NO SIR I AM NOT
deuce: GHLUAGLAHG |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #green-garden-hose #sex #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,681 | 5/8/2003 | truly efficient pants: DID YOU INVENT ME
deuce: NO, BUT I INVENTED A CRUCIAL BIT OF YOU (THE SECOND COOLED CONTAINER THAT MAKES THE STEAM ENGINE TRULY EFFICIENT)
pants: WOW |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #engineering #mousehole #science #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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1,682 | 5/9/2003 | a very tiny tardis pants:
spigot: THAT'S A NONPRINTABLE
spigot: OR A VERY TINY TARDIS |
pants spigot |
#dr-who #pants-spigot #sfw #tardis #woodring-room-background |
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1,683 | 5/10/2003 | like a weed spigot: I NEED SOMEONE TO GROPE AROUND MY PANTS AND PULL MY DONG LIKE A WEED
spigot: A HORRIBLE POINTY THORNY POKEY WEED THAT WON'T SHUT UP DURING TV
deuce: T SPIGOT VIGOROUSLY AS IN TEARING IT OUT OR JUST ROUGHLY TESTING TO SEE HOW DEEP THE WEED IS IN THERE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dong #drunk-deuce #genital-mutilation #groping #mousehole #weed #woodring-room-background |
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1,684 | 5/11/2003 | sunday after noon deuce: KEEPING QUIET AND HOLDING PERFECTLY STILL (TO AVOID BEING DETECTED) |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #sfw #stealth #sunday #woodring-field-background |
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1,685 | 5/12/2003 | the power of liquor spigot: I HEARD LIQUOR MAKES THE GALS LOOSER!!! SO I SMASHED THE BOTTLE OVER HER HEAD |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,686 | 5/13/2003 | grenade atandt: YOU THERE BOY WHAT DAY IS THIS
pants: SUCK THE DICK YOU FAT OLD MAN
atandt: WHERE ARE WE
pants: SOME KIND OF GAY FOXHOLE AS FAR AS I CAN TELL
atandt: GRENADE
pants: HLAGHLHALUAG |
atandt pants |
#a-christmas-carol #atandt-pants #bonequest-hi-fi #cocksucking #cocksucking-noises #fat-old-man #fighting-irish-pose #foxhole #gay #grenade #huffy-pants #woodring-field-background |
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1,687 | 5/14/2003 | old mc donald spigot: OLD MCDONALD HAD A PRICK
spigot: E I OW
spigot: OWWWWWWWWWW |
spigot |
#nursery-rhyme #ow #physical-comedy #singing #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,688 | 5/15/2003 | eisner fun bucks deuce: WE'RE GOING TO DISNEYLAND !!!!!!! TO LICK DICK
pants: CAN WE RIDE THE SKYWAY/PEOPLEMOVER THINGY ??????? AND LICK DICK
pants: DEFINITELY THE SUBMARINE VOYAGE WITH DICK
pants: ROCKET RODS, SWISS FAMILY ROBINSON AND THE TIKI ROOM (ALL WITH DICK)
pants: I CAN'T WAIT TO PISS UP ALL THE BATHROOMS AND GRUDGE-FUCK TOONTOWN |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #dicklicking #disneyland #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #piss #somber-deuce #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
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1,689 | 5/16/2003 | and so much more spigot: OH BOY
spigot: THE POLKA-DOT DOOR, THE POLKA-DOT DOOR
spigot: LET'S PEEK THROUGH TO THE POLKA-DOT DOOR
spigot: FOR SONGS AND STORIES AND SO MUCH MORE
spigot: DOOT DA DOOT BA DOOT DOOT
spigot: THROUGH THE POLKA DOT DOOR
spigot: HI I'M DON AND WELCOME TO THE POLKA DOT DOOR
spigot: HUHHHH HUBRHLULU STAGEFRIGHT
spigot: HURRRRRRR HURRRRRRRR TRYING TO BREATHE
spigot: BLUHH HUHHHHH THE POLKA-DOTS ARE ALL OVER ME NOW
spigot: HURRRRRRRRR SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING |
spigot |
#hhhhh #oh-boy #panic-attack #sfw #singing #spigot-solo #stagefright #woodring-field-background |
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1,690 | 5/17/2003 | E5 pants: I AM EATING EVERYTHING IN THE "D" ROW OF THE VENDING MACHINE
spigot: T PANTS WAIT TILL YOU GET TO E5: FIG BARS |
pants spigot |
#fig-bars #pants-spigot #vending-machine #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,691 | 5/18/2003 | like an aluminum bat spigot: FOLKS I HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FOR DONGCHONGERY AND FONGBONGERY
spigot: ALSO TWO GAY IMAGES
spigot: I WOULD NOT HAVE BELIEVED IT MYSELF IF I DIDN'T ACTUALLY CHOKE IT ALL THE WAY DOWN LIKE AN ALUMINUM BAT |
spigot |
#choking #dongchongery-and-fongbongery #folks #gay #rhyming #spigot-solo #white-background |
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1,692 | 5/19/2003 | the same page pants: WHO WILL SAVE MY SOUL
deuce: ME ME ME ME ME
pants: HOW WILL YOU ACCOMPLISH THIS TASK
deuce: WITH TOOTHPICKS AND A LOT OF GLUE
pants: WE ARE ON THE SAME PAGE THEN |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #jewel #soul #woodring-field-background |
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1,693 | 5/20/2003 | planting seeds pants: WE SHOULD DISCUSS YOUR VIOLATIONS OF MY 7-BIT STRUCTURE (RE: RAMMING YOUR COCK INTO MY FLOWER BEDS)
deuce: I'M PLANTING SEEDS
pants: YOU HAVE SCARED THE GOPHERS OFF (WHICH IS GOOD) BUT ALSO DEFORESTED THE REGION (MAKING IT UNINHABITABLE FOR 900 YEARS)
deuce: HOLD STILL
pants: MY CHILDREN WILL SING PRAISE UNTO YOU FROM THEIR SECOND MOUTH OR GILLS (PRETTY MUCH WE HAVE TO KEEP THE LITTLE ONE UNDERWATER AT ALL TIMES)
deuce: I SAID HOLD STILL |
deuce pants |
#7-bit #coy-pants #deforestation #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #hold-still #millers-crossing #science-fiction #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,694 | 5/21/2003 | works for me deuce: COULD WE ALL HAVE A DISCUSSION HERE ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PRIORITY AND SEVERITY IN OUR BUG REPORTS
deuce: I THINK THIS DEMANDS A THREE-HOUR MEETING BECAUSE THIS KIND OF SUBJECT IS VERY IMPORTANT
pants: OKAY PEOPLE BUG REPORT
pants: COCKS: THEY HURT -- WHAT TO DO ??? SIGNED CONFUSED FROM JERKCITY
deuce: WORKSFORME |
deuce pants |
#bug-report #cocks #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #meeting #mousehole #woodring-room-background #worksforme |
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1,695 | 5/22/2003 | steps to reproduce deuce: 1. BEND DOWN REAL LOW
deuce: 2. PRETEND LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW I'M BEHIND YOU
deuce: 3. FLUTTER UP TO GOD BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN RAPED
spigot: I NEED BABY GOLD BOND MEDICATED POWDER |
deuce spigot |
#bug-report #deuce-spigot #god #gold-bond #list #mousehole #rape #woodring-room-background |
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1,696 | 5/23/2003 | i seen him in action pants: CHRIST IS LORD
pants: I SEEN HIM IN ACTION
pants: ARE YOU THE LITTLE GUY JUMPING UP AND DOWN ON THE BUILDING IN ADVANCE WARS ??? I BEAT OFF TO YOU NIGHTLY
deuce: GHLUAAHLAG |
deuce pants |
#advance-wars #christ #christ-is-lord #deuce-pants #religion #video-games #woodring-field-background |
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1,697 | 5/24/2003 | raror spigot: YOU CAN ROLL A ROLO / TO YOUR PAL
spigot: ACTUALLY YOU CAN ONLY ROLL A ROLL OF ROLOS TO YOUR PAL BECAUSE SINGLE ROLOS VEER OFF INTO THE WEEDS
deuce: SO YOU LIED (FROWN) |
deuce spigot |
#badly-pasted-title #deuce-spigot #mousehole #nonstandard-title-panel #rolo #sfw #spigot-shrug #woodring-room-background |
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1,698 | 5/25/2003 | straight out of the carton spigot: WELL THAT'S THE LAST TIME I LICK DICK STRAIGHT OUT OF THE CARTON
pants: ARE YOU BRUISED OR DIZZY
pants: I HAVE A CALL ON LINE ONE FOR "MISTAR NAMESERVAR"
pants: THIS COULD TAKE ALL DAY (AND THEN SOME) |
pants spigot |
#bruised #dizzy #dns #internet #nonstandard-title-panel #pants-spigot #phone #tmbg37-goes-to-the-market #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,699 | 5/26/2003 | clap the seat up and down pants: MY CAREER PATH IS MOSTLY TOILETS AND KEEPING THEM CLEAN, CARING FOR THEM (FEEDING THEM)
spigot: DO YOU EVER CLAP THE SEAT UP AND DOWN LIKE A PAC-MAN MOUTH AND HAVE CONVERSATIONS
spigot: I LIKE TO PRETEND I'M JACK MCCOY AND ATTACH TWELVE TOILETS TO STRINGS AND DELIVER CLOSING ARGUMENTS TO THEM: WE THE JURY (CLAMP CLONK CLAMP BONK) FIND THE DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY
spigot: YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT
deuce: CAN I BE LET OUT OF THIS BOX NOW |
pants spigot |
#box #deuce-pants-spigot #funloving-nonsense #law-and-order #mousehole #pacman #toilet #toilet-antics #woodring-room-background |
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1,700 | 5/27/2003 | home phone spigot: THEN AS GOD AS MY WITNESS THEY FORCED ME TO PLACE AN AD SAYING I WOULD LICK PRICKS FOR FREE AND MY HOME PHONE
deuce: T SPIGOT THAT IS SOME KIND OF AWFUL CROSS TO BEAR
spigot: LET'S PLAY A JOKE ON PANTS WHERE YOU LICK MY DICK
deuce: T SPIGOT HOW IS THAT A JOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOO OOOO
spigot: BECAUSE I GET MY DICK LICKED AND PANTS IS NONE THE WISER
deuce: I CANNOT ARGUE WITH THAT IMPECCABLE LOGIC |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicklicking #god #joke #logic #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,701 | 5/28/2003 | martin short deuce: EARTH TO MARTIN SHORT
deuce: FUCKING SHUT UP
deuce: TRANSMISSION ENDS |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #diss #drunk-deuce #fucking-shut-up #martin-short #radio #woodring-field-background |
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1,702 | 5/29/2003 | frenzied protesters spigot: FRENZIED PROTESTERS IN PESHAWAR SET FIRE TO THE AMERICAN FLAG, THEN RIPPED IT APART AND ATE THE SMOULDERING REMNANTS
spigot: WHILE AMERICA WATCHED FRASIER
spigot: FOLLOWED BY A BONUS FRASIER |
spigot |
#bonus #current-events #flag-burning #frasier #pakistan #protesters #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
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1,703 | 5/30/2003 | if i were to have pants: SOLD TO THE RAPE VICTIM IN THE PAJAMAS
deuce: OKAY GUYS HERE'S THE DEAL I DIDN'T RAPE THAT LITTLE BOY BUT IF I DID I WOULD BE REALLY SORRY
deuce: CAN I GO NOW
pants: I CAN GO HOME IF I TELL YOU HOW SORRY I AM (AS IF THE BOY WAS STANDING HERE HIMSELF!!!!!!)
pants: SURELY YOU'LL LET ME OFF AS I HAVE A TINY PECKER |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #micropenis #rape #woodring-field-background |
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1,704 | 5/31/2003 | sun down pants: I LIKE THE DIXIE CHICKS
deuce: YOU'RE LATE
pants: YOU CAN'T STOP THESE ARMS FROM HUGGING YOU
deuce: NO I CANNOT BUT I CAN SCREAM SO LOUD THE WHOLE WORLD WILL HEAR ME
pants: SPIGOT THE BEAR WILL BE RIGHT BACK |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dixie-chicks #hugs #scream #screaming #spigot-the-bear #vote #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,705 | 6/1/2003 | oh you do not spigot: T PANTS I'VE GOT PHOTOS OF YOU GETTING GAY IN THE BACK ROOM
pants: T SPIGOT OH YOU DO NOT IT WAS TOO DARK IN THERE FOR PICTURES TO COME OUT PROPERLY |
pants spigot |
#99e99 #blackmail #coy-pants #gay #photos #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,706 | 6/2/2003 | operator precedence atandt: FAT+GAY/AIDS
spigot: T ATANDT PLEASE PUT PARENTHESIS AROUND (FAT+GAY) SO WE KNOW TO ADD THOSE FIRST BEFORE DIVIDING BY AIDS
deuce: OPERATOR PRECEDENCE HAS NEVER BEEN SO PAINFUL |
atandt deuce spigot |
#aids #computer-science #fat #gay #math #operator-precedence #programming #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,707 | 6/3/2003 | this magic show atandt: THIS MAGIC SHOW IS SERIOUSLY MAKING MY NUTS ACHE
spigot: T SIR YOU ARE GIVING AWAY HOW THE BOX WORKS |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #magic #mousehole #nuts #prayer #stage-magic #woodring-room-background |
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1,708 | 6/4/2003 | spooky pants: BLUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
pants: SHUFFLING SOUNDS FROM THE HAUNTED STALL
pants: DARE I INVESTIGATE |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #ghost #mystery #pants-solo #shuffling-sounds #toilet #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,709 | 6/5/2003 | ISM spigot: I DETECT PLAGIARISM (OR SOME KIND OF ISM WITH A J SOUND)
pants: THE BONG ESCAPED !!! I AM CALLING IN THE [NO CARRIER]
spigot: I SIMPLY CANNOT WAIT FOR THE HUGE GARLIC FESTIVAL FOLLOWED BY THE ARTICHOKE FESTIVAL FOLLOWED BY THE YOU'RE CHOKING ME FESTIVAL
pants: TOO BAD IT OVERLAPS WITH THE [UNINTELLIGIBLE]
spigot: TEN THOUSAND MILES TO CASA DE FRUTA?!?!?!?!? STEP ON IT
pants: [STATIC] |
pants spigot |
#bong #casa-de-fruta #choking #deuce-pants #festival #ham-radio #modem #no-carrier #pants-spigot #radio #travel #woodring-field-background |
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1,710 | 6/6/2003 | a dangerous drug deuce: I'M AN UNEDUCATED MORON PARENT WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN PRESCREENED FOR ELIGIBILITY TO FUCKING CARRY ON MY GENES
spigot: A DANGEROUS DRUG CALLED MTV |
deuce spigot |
#bunny #deuce-spigot #drugs #eugenics #mousehole #mtv #parent #woodring-room-background |
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1,711 | 6/7/2003 | A Slow Start pants: BULGBLAGBULAGBLG
pants: THE LOWERCASE B AT THE BEGINNING MEANS I HAD A SLOW START THERE
pants: BUT I AM CLEARLY IN FIRST PLACE |
pants |
#behind-the-scenes #comic-chat #lowercase #pants-solo #sfw #smooth-fonts #woodring-field-background |
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1,712 | 6/8/2003 | smoke dope with me spigot: THE THOMPSON TWINS SALAD SET??? THE THOMPSON TONGS IN THE SHAPE OF THE GUY AND WHAT'S HER NAME???? AND THE BLACK GUY'S THE PEPPER GRINDER??????? SMOKE DOPE WITH ME PEOPLE I'M MAKING MONEY FA$T!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#auction #dope #drugs #grift #marijuana #sellout #smooth-fonts #spigot-solo #thompson-twins #woodring-field-background |
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1,713 | 6/9/2003 | Impeach Bush spigot: IMPEACH BUSH!!!!!!!!! LILLITH FAIR |
spigot |
#bush #impeach #legal #lilith-fair #politics #sfw #smooth-fonts #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,714 | 6/10/2003 | Slim Jim spigot: AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DARES SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM? |
spigot |
#fat #philosophy #sfw #slim-jim #smooth-fonts #snap-into-a-slim-jim #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,715 | 6/11/2003 | Gay Lime Pie pants: I'LL HAVE ME SOME OF THAT GAY LIME PIE PLEASE
pants: MY BIG FAT FACE AND YOUR BIG FAT FACE AND OUR BIG FAT FACES
pants: ARE YOU A FAGGOT.INI |
pants |
#be-gay-with-me #cropped #deja-vu #faggot #fat #fat-face #filename #gay #ini #ladybugs #pants-solo #pie #smooth-fonts #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,716 | 6/12/2003 | Clean Plate spigot: THE ONLY CLEAN PLATE I HAVE IS THIS JERKCITY BOOK
pants: DISHWASHER SAFE |
pants spigot |
#dishwasher #dishwasher-safe #pants-spigot #sfw #smooth-fonts #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,717 | 6/13/2003 | just us chumps deuce: SOMEONE RAPE ME WITH A BROOM
deuce: OR A BROOM-LIKE OBJECT
deuce: LIKE A RAKE FOR INSTANCE
deuce: PERHAPS A POOL SKIMMER
deuce: I MEAN IMPROVISE HERE !!!!! |
deuce |
#abner-louima #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #improvisation #rape #woodring-field-background |
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1,718 | 6/14/2003 | lois aryes, nina hartley and jeanette littledove spigot: IF LOIS AYRES, NINA HARTLEY AND JEANETTE LITTLEDOVE WERE TRAPPED IN A BURNING BUILDING AND YOU ONLY HAD ENOUGH TIME TO SAVE ONE OF THEM, WHERE WOULD YOU AND JEANETTE LITTLEDOVE GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON ?????????????? THERE IS NO RIGHT/WRONG ANSWER AS LONG AS THE OTHER TWO BURN DOWN AND BE QUIET FOREVER
deuce: I'M WITH YOU ALL THE WAY ON THAT ONE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #diss #games #high-res #jeanette-littledove #lois-ayres #nina-hartley #porn #woodring-field-background |
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1,719 | 6/15/2003 | victoria paris, christy canyon and ashlyn gere deuce: OKAY SO YOU'RE STRANDED ON A REMOTE ISLAND WITH VICTORIA PARIS, CHRISTY CANYON, AND ASHLYN GERE: WHICH TWO DO YOU KILL AND EAT
spigot: WELL ASHLYN GERE WAS ON X-FILES ONCE SO THAT'S MINUS TEN POINTS AND CHRISTY CANYON'S JUST PLAIN FLOPPY SO I WOULD BONK VICTORIA PARIS ON THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT AND SHE'D BE THE MOTOR ON MY CHRISTY-BOOB RAFT/FLOAT
deuce: WHAT MEANS OF PROPULSION ?!?!?
spigot: S-E-X BABY!!!!!!!!!! |
deuce spigot |
#coconut #deuce-spigot #engineering #games #island #kill-fuck-marry #murder #porn #raft #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background #x-files |
|
1,720 | 6/16/2003 | you deserve sex deuce: I HOPE ROBERT DOWNEY JR. IS ALL RIGHT UP THERE IN HEAVEN
pants: THAT POOR LITTLE GUY
pants: I LOVED HIM IN ALIENS 2 |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #movies #robert-downey-jr #woodring-field-background |
|
1,721 | 6/17/2003 | you shoulda been there deuce: IS IT JUST ME OR IS MISS PIGGY HOT
pants: I'M MORE OF A BUGS BUNNY IN A DRESS MAN |
deuce pants |
#crossdressing #deuce-pants #fetish #looney-tunes #muppets #philosophy #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
1,722 | 6/18/2003 | half right atandt: THE LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR
pants: OUT OF THE WAY BUB YOU'RE BLOCKING PROGRESS
atandt: THIS ONLINE STORE SMELLS FUNNY |
atandt pants |
#angry-panel #atandt-pants #experiment #marijuana #math #wang #woodring-room-background |
|
1,723 | 6/19/2003 | dead baby boy atandt: GIN, VERMOUTH AND A SUGAR CUBE TIED TO A SLOPPY, REAMED-OUT OLIVE
atandt: WHAT IF WE NEVER SAID THESE THINGS
atandt: WHAT IF HAVE WE NO FREE WILL
atandt: HOW CAN WE KNOW
pants: YOUR STALL IS READY GENTLEMEN FOLLOW ME |
atandt pants |
#alcohol #atandt-deuce-pants #drink #drunk-deuce #martini #philosophy #recipe #stall #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,724 | 6/20/2003 | crash helmet pants: OFER
pants: SUCKING COCKS IN THE BARNES & NOBLE TOILETS SHOULDN'T LEAD TO FLOATING IN SPACE!!! HOW EMBARASSING |
pants |
#barnes-and-noble #cocksucking #despair-panel #huffy-pants #pants-solo #space-background |
|
1,725 | 6/21/2003 | the gang's all here net: DID I MENTION THE SQUEEZING
deuce: WHERE/WHAT
net: OKAY
net: THERE'S THIS SQUEEZING
net: RIGHT BELOW THE SWELLING
net: DOWN THE STREET FROM THE CHOKING |
deuce net |
#choking #deuce-net #injury #medical #woodring-room-background |
|
1,726 | 6/22/2003 | everyone's a comic deuce: I'M WARNING YOU DON'T EAT THIS ROTTEN DICK !!!!! IT WILL INFECT YOUR TONSILS (AGAIN)
net: DON'T YOU REVERSE PSYCHOSOMATIC ME
deuce: ONCE AGAIN IN ENGLISH PLEASE
net: YOU CAN'T GET ME WITH YOUR REVERSE PHYSIOLOGY
deuce: ARE YOU ASKING ME TO PLAY DOCTOR WITH YOU
net: IT HURTS RIGHT HERE |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #jean-charles #medical #reverse-psychology #woodring-room-background |
|
1,727 | 6/23/2003 | you heard the man he's a goddamn gooseneck lamp pants: I'M A GOOSENECK LAMP
deuce: THAT EXPLAINS A LOT
pants: CAN'T WE JUST ROUND THEM UP AND PUT THEM IN A CAMP
deuce: I STUFF CHEESE BETWEEN MY LEGS
pants: I WOULD LIKE TO LICK A DICK UNDERWATER (YOU'VE HEARD ME SAY THIS BEFORE BUT THIS TIME I REALLY WILL)
deuce: EVERY TIME YOU TALK ABOUT THIS YOU PUSSY OUT AND DROWN |
deuce pants |
#bong #coy-pants #deuce-pants #dicklicking #drowning #drunk-deuce #genocide #gooseneck-lamp #underwater #woodring-field-background |
|
1,728 | 6/24/2003 | USUX0RS spigot: FOLKS DOES VIVID VIDEO ACTUALLY EMPLOY MORE THAN ONE PORN STAR???? OR IS IT JUST THE SAME STUPID SHIT / DIFFERENT WIGS
pants: ALL OF OUR EX-GIRLFRIENDS (EXCEPT THE CREEPY ONES) IN A VIDEO TOGETHER ??????
pants: JEAN-CHARLES YOUR CRAZY SCHEME MIGHT JUST LAND US THE INTERNET IPO WE'VE BEEN YAHO*YGHOGPHAG
pants: YAOGOAG{{{{{{{{ NO CARRIER OH GOD JEAN-CHARLES YOU SAT ON THE INTERNET PUMP NOW WE'RE OFFLINE FOREVER AND EVER |
pants spigot |
#ex-girlfriend #folks #internet #jean-charles #no-carrier #pants-spigot #porn #pump #videotape #vivid #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,729 | 6/25/2003 | A Cookie : PANTS EATS A COOKIE
: PANTS EATS ANOTHER COOKIE
: PANTS GOTO EATS A COOKIE |
pants |
#basic #caption #cookies #fatness #goto #okay-pants-face #pants-solo #programming #sfw #smooth-fonts #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,730 | 6/26/2003 | What's the Haps? spigot: YO WORD UP WITH THE ONE TWO WHAT'S THE HAPS HURR DUH |
spigot |
#music #rap #sfw #smooth-fonts #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
|
1,731 | 6/27/2003 | dead at 100 atandt: A GLORIOUS DAY FOR SODOMY AND NIKE |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #celebration #nike #sodomy #woodring-room-background |
|
1,732 | 6/28/2003 | shit my green ozone: DOMAIN NIS.JERKCITY.COM NOT BOUND RPC FAILURE - CLNTUDP_CREATE()
ozone: SHIT MY GREEN STAYS GREEN
ozone: AND MY WHITE STAYS WHITE
deuce: STRANGELY ENOUGH MY SHIT IS GREEN
ozone: I NEED A REPLACEMENT FOR BLUE
deuce: T OZONE SO DO I (AND I THINK YOU KNOW I MEAN HERE) |
deuce ozone |
#blue #colors #deuce-ozone #deuces-shits #drunk-deuce #extra-white-space #green #nis #shit #unix #washing #woodring-field-background |
|
1,733 | 6/29/2003 | three broken ribs and a busted jaw deuce: GHGAHLGAHLGALHGALHGHLGHL FALLING ON THE GROUND WITH THREE BROKEN RIBS AND A BUSTED JAW
deuce: I GOTTA JERK MORE CALMLY
pants: I LOVE YOU
deuce: THAT'S NOT HELPING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LHLABLHBAHLBALHBAHLBAHLBAAHL JERKING IT ALL OVER AGAIN
pants: HLUAGHLAHGLHULAG AND MAKING YOU START OVER A THIRD TIME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #injury #jerking #o-of-a-mouth #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,734 | 6/30/2003 | sea cucumber spigot: I'M A SEA CUCUMBER
deuce: I'M A SEA CUCUMBER RAPER
spigot: THEN I'M NO LONGER A SEA CUCUMBER
deuce: YOU WIN THIS ROUND |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #rape #sea-cucumber #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,735 | 7/1/2003 | buffer is empty, the atandt: THE BUFFER IS EMPTY
atandt: BETTER GET STARTED: WHO IS "FOR" GAY DICK?
deuce: "FOR" MEANING APPROVING OR "FOR" MEANING FORCED TO PARTAKE
atandt: I'M GOING WITH BOTH
atandt: GOBBLING DICK DOWN LIKE A BAGEL SANDWICH |
atandt deuce |
#bagels #dick #extra-white-space #grammar #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
|
1,736 | 7/2/2003 | proud, defiant spigot: I PREFER PROUD, DEFIANT JERKS
spigot: THE KIND THAT SPURT UP AND SAY "HEY I'M GAY TODAY"
spigot: "AND I MIGHT BE GAY TOMORROW AND THE DAY AFTER THAT"
spigot: I APOLOGIZE
spigot: I DON'T OWN ANY STEPHEN KING
spigot: WELL I HOPE THESE JOKES ARE STILL FRESH
spigot: AFTER ALL THE LIGHT YEARS THEY TRAVELLED TO GET HERE
spigot: THESE SPACE JOKES |
spigot |
#apologies #space-jokes #spigot-solo #stand-up-comedy #stephen-king #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,737 | 7/3/2003 | impeachment proceedings pants: THE CITIZENS OF SIMCITY IMPEACHED ME FOR DANGLING MY WANG OVER THEIR CITYSTATE
pants: THEY HATE IT WHEN I DO THAT
pants: YOU THINK "PINK DICK FROM THE GODS AGAIN" AND THEN EARTHQUAKES, FIRE TRUCK NOISES |
pants |
#earthquake #god #pants-solo #simcity #title-mismatch #woodring-room-background |
|
1,738 | 7/4/2003 | WHAT THE HELL spigot: POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #physical-comedy #pound #repetition #smooth-fonts #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,739 | 7/5/2003 | a severe case deuce: I HAVE A SEVERE CASE OF LITHOPANSPERMIA |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #french-toilet #panspermia #science #sfw #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,740 | 7/6/2003 | OVEN MITT dick: BEETEN SIE OFFEN MIT MICH
deuce: BEAT ME OFF WITH AN OVEN MIT!?!?!?! |
deuce dick hitler |
#beating-off #deuce-dick #german #hitler #mousehole #oven-mitts #smooth-fonts #special-guest #typo #uncredited-character #woodring-room-background |
|
1,741 | 7/7/2003 | ANY KIND OF TREE pants: IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF TREE I'D BE A FUCKING FAGGOT |
pants |
#botany #faggots #pants-solo #smooth-fonts #stretchpants #tree #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,742 | 7/8/2003 | YOUR AD HERE spigot: HOT TOWN / SUMMER IN THE CITY / $18.95 FOR A BOOK OF JERKCITY |
spigot |
#big-book-of-jerkcity-background #deuce-pants-spigot #merch #product-placement #sellout #sfw #shameless-self-promotion #singing #smooth-fonts #summer-in-the-city #the-lovin-spoonful |
|
1,743 | 7/9/2003 | ANOTHER JEWEL BOOK spigot: COMING UP NEXT: ANOTHER POETRY BOOK BY JEWEL
spigot: UNICORNS
spigot: UNICORNS
spigot: UNICORNS
spigot: THE END |
spigot |
#books #jewel #literature #mountain-background #poetry #repetition #sfw #smooth-fonts #spigot-solo #unicorns |
|
1,744 | 7/10/2003 | CHOWN pants: CHOWN ME
pants: ANY OWNER WILL DO
pants: CHMOD ME
pants: 777 SO ALL CAN SAMPLE MY TALENTS, MY WARES
pants: AND SO FORTH |
pants |
#chmod #chown #coy-pants #pants-solo #sfw #smooth-fonts #unix #woodring-field-background |
|
1,745 | 7/11/2003 | jerk machine deuce: I'M JUST A JERK MACHINE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #jerking #machine #woodring-field-background |
|
1,746 | 7/12/2003 | CEO pants: I AM A CEO (COCKSUCKER SOMETHING SOMETHING)
deuce: THE ACRONYM CLEARLY COULDN'T STAND FOR THAT |
deuce pants |
#acronym #ceo #cocksucker #corporate #deuce-pants #mountain-background #smooth-fonts #title |
|
1,747 | 7/13/2003 | rotten fruits and vegetables deuce: I AM PUMMELLING YOU WITH ROTTEN FRUITS AND VEGETABLES |
deuce |
#music #rotten-fruit #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
1,748 | 7/14/2003 | faith less deuce: I'M A FAITHLESS ELECTOR
deuce: QUICK FOLLOWUP: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT TERM MEANS |
deuce |
#absolute-apoarlblkl #drunk-deuce #electoral-college #filler-panel #politics #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,749 | 7/15/2003 | chubby republican dick pants: I'M A LIGHT BULB
pants: SCREW ME IN
pants: BLBLBLLBLBLBL BILL O'REILLY AND HIS CHUBBY REPUBLICAN DICK BLBLBLBL |
pants |
#bill-oreilly #fox-news #light-bulb #pants-solo #republican #woodring-room-background |
|
1,750 | 7/16/2003 | intro duct ions spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO... MY WANG |
spigot |
#dicks #introduction #spigot-solo #wang #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,751 | 7/17/2003 | emacs pants: MANKIND'S GREATEST FOE IS EMACS
pants: OUR CITYSTATES AND TRI-COUNTY AREAS HAVE SUFFERED FOR TOO LONG
pants: WE SHALL FORCE THEM TO USE VI UNDER THREAT OF GAY DICK
pants: THAT'S RIGHT: OPEN WIDE YOU FAT BEARDO HERE I COME HLUAGHLAHLAG
pants: HURTING YOU |
pants |
#beard #beardo #dicks #editor #emacs #gay #huffy-pants #unix #vi #woodring-field-background |
|
1,752 | 7/18/2003 | mister zip atandt: I HAVE A LETTER FROM PANTS WHO IS ON VACATION
atandt: "HELP, STUCK IN JAIL, NEED $500"
atandt: THAT'S NOT IT
atandt: HERE IT IS
atandt: "HELLO FROM PANTS"
atandt: "I'M ACTUALLY IN THE NEXT ROOM UNDER THE SINK"
atandt: "JUST LIKE THE NEWSRADIO WHERE MATTHEW DIDN'T REALLY GO TO JAPAN"
atandt: "GET IN HERE QUICK LOVE PANTS" |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #bail #jail #letter #newsradio #pants-under-the-sink #radio #sfw #sink #vacation #woodring-room-background |
|
1,753 | 7/19/2003 | U.S.A. OUT OF JERKCITY spigot: OFFICIAL HUG TESTER
spigot: WAY GAY AND ON DRUGS OVER HERE PEOPLE
spigot: NOTE: NOT GAY |
spigot |
#drugs #gay #hugs #not-gay #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
1,754 | 7/20/2003 | tight ship pants: COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH HOLD ON A SEC COUGH COUGH
pants: HUHHH HUHHHHH OKAY OKAY
pants: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S ONLY ONE PANEL LEFT |
pants |
#dope #drugs #hhhhh #huffy-pants #marijuana #meta #morse-code #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
1,755 | 7/21/2003 | at the library pants: HOW ABOUT "BEHIND SAD EYES : THE GEORGE HARRISON STORY"
deuce: THERE IS NO POSSIBLE REASON I COULD WANT THAT BOOK SIR
pants: OH COME ON
pants: EVERYBODY LOVES THE ROLLING STONES |
deuce pants |
#beatles #biography #books #deuce-pants #rolling-stones #salty #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
1,756 | 7/22/2003 | cocksucking laws with weird dot hanging around pants: WHY CAN'T WE REFORM COCKSUCKING LAWS !!!!!!!!
pants: OH
pants: OH SUCH A LAW
deuce: GAHGLAHGLGH |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking #deuce-pants #filename #legal #stray-dot #vi #vim #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,757 | 7/23/2003 | recent streetlight records purchases pants: THE SOUNDTRACK TO SEXY BEAST
pants: R.E.M. SINGLE "E-BOW THE LETTER" (PERHAPS THIS WILL SCARE THE HERPES AWAY)
pants: SOME KIND OF SIGOR ROS CD WITH MR CLEAN SINGING ALONG PLUS A FUTURE SOUND OF LONDON CD WITH A 2002 COPYRIGHT |
#future-sound-of-london #herpes #mr-clean #music #pants-solo #rem #sexy-beast #sigor-ros #streetlight-records #typo #woodring-stairs-background |
||
1,758 | 7/24/2003 | chips ahoy deuce: ANYONE NOT PRESENTLY A HO FOR THE DEUCE CAN NOW CONSIDER THEMSELVES ONE
spigot: I'M ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS AHOY
spigot: OKAY I'M WHITE
spigot: I MEAN I'M A ZEBRA STOP HITTING |
deuce spigot |
#abuse #ahoy #cookies #deuce-spigot #ho #smooth-fonts #the-deuce #woodring-den-background #zebra |
|
1,759 | 7/25/2003 | american pants: PLEASE HELP ME TO BECOME A BETTER AMERICAN
pants: PLEASE HELP ME TO BECOME A BETTER AMERICAN
pants: WHATEVER IT TAKES |
pants |
#america #pants-solo #repetition #sfw #smooth-fonts #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,760 | 7/26/2003 | sign-up atandt: WHERE DO I SIGN UP?
deuce: FOR DICKS ??
atandt: NO
deuce: FOR DICKS THEN
atandt: NO
deuce: LET'S KISS (OPEN MOUTHED)
atandt: OK YES
atandt: YOU WORE ME DOWN
deuce: WHOO |
atandt deuce |
#be-gay-with-me #dicks #gay #kissing #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,761 | 7/27/2003 | shave me deuce: WHO WANTS TO SHAVE ME
atandt: I WOULD LIKE NOT TO
atandt: IN FACT
atandt: I WILL PAY
deuce: (TURNS TO CAMERA) YOU CAN SEE HOW THIS SCAM REALLY PAYS OFF
atandt: WAIT WERE YOU TAPING THAT
deuce: NO (FUMBLES WITH DEVICE) |
atandt deuce |
#fourth-wall #grift #scam #sfw #shave #shaving #videotape #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,762 | 7/28/2003 | shift seven deuce: I HAVE TO HIT SHIFT-7 TO GET AN APOSTROPHE |
deuce |
#cropped #deuce-solo #keyboard-humor #morse-code #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
1,763 | 7/29/2003 | if i spigot: IF I WANTED TO FUCK YOU LADY I'D KNOCK YOU UNCONSCIOUS
spigot: IF I WANTED CONVERSATION I'D GO TO A PROSTITUTE |
spigot |
#mousehole #prostitute #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
1,764 | 7/30/2003 | on engineering quality effigy: I AM BQ QA
deuce: BUT YOU HAVE PRIDE
deuce: SO YOU'RE BQ QE
deuce: YOU DON'T ASSURE QUALITY, YOU ENGINEER QUALITY
deuce: WITH YOUR PRIDE ?️? |
deuce effigy |
#bq #deuce-effigy #emoji #engineering #mountain-background #pride #rainbow |
|
1,765 | 7/31/2003 | what the pants: AH, BUTTHOLES IN SPRINGTIME |
pants |
#buttholes #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,766 | 8/1/2003 | big girls pants: BIG GIRLS DO IN FACT CRY |
pants |
#big-girls #crying #facts #fatness #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,767 | 8/2/2003 | clownin around spigot: IF I WERE A CLOWN I'D BE CRYING ON THE INSIDE
spigot: (BECAUSE OF THE PRICKS) |
spigot |
#clown #pricks #risk #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
1,768 | 8/3/2003 | shit god deuce: I AM THE SHIT GOD
deuce: I NEED NOT CONCERN MYSELF WITH SUCH TRIVIALITIES (MOSTLY CONCERNED WITH SHIT, ETC.)
pants: YOU ARE DOING A FINE JOB
pants: STILL I WILL REQUIRE A FULL REFUND
deuce: YOU'LL HAVE TO TALK TO THE JUDICIARY BRANCH (I'M EXECUTIVE) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #god #legal #mousehole #refund #shit #woodring-room-background |
|
1,769 | 8/4/2003 | larry flynt for president of california spigot: I AM A STRANGULATION RISK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: RECALL ME |
spigot |
#choking #deja-vu #recall #sfw #spigot-solo #strangulation #woodring-field-background |
|
1,770 | 8/5/2003 | not the face deuce: GHLUAHLHALHULAG
pants: YOU THINK SO HUH
deuce: HBLUHGLAHULAHBAG
pants: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME
deuce: BLGAUHLGABHLUHLAUBAG
pants: NOT THE FACE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #face #huffy-pants #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,771 | 8/6/2003 | long story short pants: LONG STORY SHORT I LICK DICK |
pants |
#bong #dicklicking #jean-charles #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,772 | 8/7/2003 | outfagged spigot: WHOEVER _______ HAS TOO MUCH FREE TIME ON THEIR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: THAT WAS A ***LITTLE*** MORE INFORMATION THAN I WANTED TO KNOW!!!!!!
spigot: WELL THANKS FOR SHARING!!!!!!!!!! LOL
deuce: TOUCH IT
spigot: I
spigot: UH
spigot: HOO BOY
deuce: YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO TOUCH IT
spigot: I WOULD REALLY RATHER
spigot: LICK IT!!!!!!!!! ALGHLABHA
deuce: BHGALHULUGHLUAG |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #licking #sharing #tmi #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,773 | 8/8/2003 | complaint department suggestion box pants: WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME (CUFFED, WATCH YOUR HEAD, VAN SPEEDS AWAY) |
pants |
#abduction #complaints #pants-solo #police #woodring-den-background |
|
1,774 | 8/9/2003 | produced by criminals atandt: BUG: PLEASE MAKE THE USER INTERFACE LESS RACIST
pants: THE CHINAMAN ICON WILL BE SAD |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #bug-report #chinaman #user-interface #woodring-field-background |
|
1,775 | 8/10/2003 | dark pants: APPLE BABBLE
pants: OH SHIT
pants: I SEE YOU
pants: NOW I DON'T
pants: SHIT IT'S DARK
pants: SOMETHING HAPPENED
pants: NOT SURE WHAT
pants: TRYING TO HIDE |
pants |
#apple-bapple #blind #confusion #mmm-yeah-oooh-boy #pants-solo #reduplication #woodring-field-background |
|
1,776 | 8/11/2003 | anthrax deuce: T PANTS I'M A DIPHTHONG
pants: T DEUCE YOU MEAN A WARTHOG
pants: HUMP
atandt: HONK
deuce: HURF
pants: THE THREE H'S
deuce: HUHHHHHHHHHHHH (EXHALE)
pants: FOUR H'S
pants: I LIED ABOUT THE CANCER |
atandt deuce pants |
#anthrax #bonequest-hi-fi #cancer #coy-pants #diphthong #diphthongs #drunk-deuce #hhhhh #honk #huffy-pants #hump #hurf #linguistics #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,777 | 8/12/2003 | hardly a miracle deuce: FOLKS I'VE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THE MIRACLE OF LIFE IS REALLY GROSS
pants: AND HARDLY A MIRACLE |
deuce pants |
#birth #boners #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #folks #gross #miracle-of-life #mousehole #sfw #smooth-fonts #woodring-room-background |
|
1,778 | 8/13/2003 | beat me off spigot: CATCH THE MONKEY AND WIN $20
spigot: NEXT FIVE SITES
spigot: LET THE GAYNESS BEGIN |
spigot |
#banner-ad #gayness #monkey #smooth-fonts #spigot-solo #webring #woodring-room-background |
|
1,779 | 8/14/2003 | teacup spigot: Q: WHAT DID THE TEACUP SAY TO THE TEAPOT
spigot: A: I'M GOING TO SPURT OFF ALL OVER YOUR DUMB FACE
spigot: THEN THE TEAPOT'S ALL "HOW RUDE" AND THEN THE TEACUP COULD PUNCH HIM
spigot: I'M STILL WORKING ON IT |
spigot |
#comedy #punch #spigot-solo #spurt #teacup #woodring-room-background |
|
1,780 | 8/15/2003 | latin pants: IN QUEERUS DELERIUM (DIZZY)
pants: PROVO NOVA DONGS IN THE PARKING LOT
pants: EL CUPLA DE SANTOS BI-FRIENDLY WANGS
deuce: HOLY GOD HE'S DELIRIOUS FROM THE LACK OF BONERS
pants: CLINGING TO LIFE (AND THESE HOSTESS PRODUCTS) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dizzy #hostess #parking-lot #product-placement #woodring-field-background |
|
1,781 | 8/16/2003 | barely locked atandt: HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE
pants: THE BACK DOOR WAS BARELY LOCKED !!! CAN I HAVE CHANGE FOR THE BUS |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #breaking-and-entering #bus #fighting-irish-pose #marvel #mousehole #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
1,782 | 8/17/2003 | singing spigot: NIGHT AND DAY
spigot: I'M LICKING DICK
spigot: WHETHER FACE DOWN ON THE FLOOR
spigot: OR
spigot: UNDER A PRICK
pants: CAN I HAVE CHANGE FOR THE BUS |
pants spigot |
#birthday-strip #bus #bus-fare #change #cole-porter #dicklicking #dicks #night-and-day #pants-spigot #pricks #singing #woodring-field-background |
|
1,783 | 8/18/2003 | wake up deuce: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
pants: WAKE UP
deuce: ZZZZZZZZ SNORK ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
pants: WAKE UP AND FACE THE MUSIC
deuce: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
pants: SERIOUSLY I NEED CHANGE FOR THE BUS |
deuce pants |
#bus #bus-fare #change #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #panhandling #sfw #sleeping #stoned #wake-up #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,784 | 8/19/2003 | beating off together spigot: BEATING OFF TOGETHER / FAGGISHLY
pants: DUNGEONS **AND** DRAGONS ?!?!?!?!?
pants: HOLD ALL MY CALLS I'M GAY IN THE FACE
pants: DUNK TANK BWAHHHH
spigot: DID I DIAL 415 |
pants spigot |
#area-code #bay-area #beating-off #dungeons-and-dragons #gay-in-the-face #mall #pants-spigot #phone #telephone #telephony #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,785 | 8/20/2003 | side of milk carton : MISSING SINCE AUGUST 17 2003
: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FAG |
pants |
#august #august-seventeenth-twothousandthree #ecu #high-res #missing-poster #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
1,786 | 8/21/2003 | gone drinking pants: THE LITTLE TIVO GUY IN THE UPPER LEFT HAND CORNER OF THE SCREEN IS DRUNK (HE'S WOBBLING MORE THAN USUAL FOR A THURSDAY) |
pants |
#alcohol #drunk #pants-solo #thursday #tivo #woodring-field-background |
|
1,787 | 8/25/2003 | is that like wicca pants: THE DSM-IV SAYS I WILL NEVER STOP SUCKING COCK (NEVER, EVER)
spigot: IS THAT LIKE WICCA |
pants spigot |
#cocksucking #dsm #high-res #mountain-background #pants-spigot #wicca |
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1,788 | 8/26/2003 | street car : Sometimes I feel so afraid that if I go through the effort to leave one of these notes, it will blow away in the wind. So I have been using coins to make sure the message stays put.
pants: THE STREETCAR BROKE
pants: THE MONKEY CHOKED
: T CANADIAN GOTH GIRL HEY LOOK A BEAVER
pants: AND THEY ALL WENT TO HEAVEN IN A LITTLE FERRY BOAT |
pants |
#canadian-goth-girl #caption #coins #heaven #pants-solo #rhyming #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
1,789 | 8/27/2003 | chapter 21 : Chapter 21:
: "Hurray!" chirped Pants as he tumbled out of the laundry hamper and ran to the door. "The whores are here!" For whatever reason, Pants was particularly excited about their impending arrival and had been trying not to hyperventilate when the knock to the door finally came.
: Spigot barely looked up from his big sandwich in progress to acknowledge their presence: "Hello whores!"
: The women entered the room nervously at first, squinting to make out the dirty apartment's features. When they spotted the bong sitting on the coffee table, they started to feel more at ease. These guys might be freaks but at least they probably weren't cops.
pants: HURRAY THE WHORES ARE HERE
spigot: HELLO WHORES
pants: THE FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: DO THE FUCKING DISHES AND BE QUIET ABOUT IT
spigot: FOLLOWING THAT WE NEED THE GARAGE CLEANED OUT
pants: WILL YOU TAKE AN OUT OF STATE CHECK
spigot: I HAVE AN ATM CARD AND A PIN NUMBER |
pants prostitutes spigot |
#apartment #atm-card #dishes #garbage #lynnea #narration #pants-spigot #prose #prostitute #susan #trash #uncredited-character #whore #whores-are-here #woodring-room-background |
|
1,790 | 8/28/2003 | guess what uncredited woman: GUESS WHAT !!! YOU'LL JUST DIE !!! I PLAYED A HOOKER IN JERKCITY !!! I HAD LINES AND EVERYTHING !!! |
woman |
#ecu #high-res #lynnea #possibly-existential #prostitute #uncredited-character #woodring-field-background |
|
1,791 | 8/29/2003 | banned from the dick pit pants: HELP ME OUT HERE COS I'M CONFUSED AGAIN (YET, STILL, CONTINUOUSLY)
spigot: STATE YOUR PROBLEM
pants: I HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM THE DICK PIT
spigot: HMM
spigot: AREN'T YOU THEIR BIGGEST CUSTOMER
pants: AYE (SEAN CONNERY VOICE)
spigot: IN FACT AREN'T YOU THEIR DISTRIBUTOR AND MARKETING DEPARTMENT
pants: THAT'S RIGHT LAD
spigot: IN FACT AREN'T YOU THE OWNER AND ONLY REGULAR CUSTOMER
pants: UH I
spigot: HOW CAN YOU BE BANNED FROM YOUR OWN LIVING ROOM
pants: LET ME DESCRIBE A UNIQUE FORM OF EMBEZZLEMENT
spigot: HUHHHH |
pants spigot |
#confusion #crime #dick-pit #embezzlement #mountain-background #pants-spigot #sean-connery #spigot-points #title-mismatch #watering-can |
|
1,792 | 8/30/2003 | i love you scott summers deuce: I LOVE YOU SCOTT SUMMERS
atandt: AND I LOVE YOU JEAN WITH ALL MY HEART |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #high-res #marvel #sfw #single-panel #woodring-room-background #x-men |
|
1,793 | 8/31/2003 | big faggoty dick part 3 of 3 pants: IN BIG FAGGOTY DICK PART I THEY SHOT SONNY
pants: IN BIG FAGGOTY DICK PART II A YOUNGER VERSION OF ME IS PLAYED BY ROBERT DENIRO
spigot: I'VE GOT A GOOD BUZZ GOING OFF THE STUFF I SCRAPED OUT OF MY PIPES AND BONGS
pants: BIG FAGGOTY DICK PART III WILL END WITH ME DYING IN A TOMATO GARDEN |
pants spigot |
#big-faggoty-dick #bong #death #marijuana #mountain-background #pants-spigot #resin #series #the-godfather |
|
1,794 | 9/1/2003 | newly pierced tongue deuce: WOOK I'FF GOD A MEDOW BAW STUKH IMMY TUNGH
deuce: SLURP SMACK DUH CLICK RAKE DUH AIN IN COO
deuce: SLURP SMACK DUH |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #piercings #sfw #tongue #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,795 | 9/2/2003 | standard query language atandt: SELECT * FROM WANGS WHERE LENGTH >= '5.75' AND LICKED='N' AND HIV='N' AND FULL_BLOWN_AIDS='N' AND HERPES='N' AND FAGGOTRY='SLOBBERY' ORDER BY STONED, GAY DESC LIMIT 186000 |
atandt |
#dicklicking #dicks #herpes #hiv #sql #stoned #tivo #wangs #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,796 | 9/3/2003 | dial 999 spigot: MUST
spigot: REACH
spigot: RAPE WHISTLE |
spigot |
#emergency #rape #rape-whistle #spigot-solo #uk |
|
1,797 | 9/4/2003 | otherwise still working out some bugs atandt > XMODEM
atandt > V.32
atandt > POTTY
atandt > HUHHHHH |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #badly-pasted-title #bug #hhhhh #lowercase #modem #potty #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,798 | 9/5/2003 | gay owned business spigot: AT A GAY OWNED BUSINESS IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT ME TO SAY
spigot: A GAY "BAR" IF YOU MUST
spigot: WHERE I LICKED DICKS CHOKINGLY DURING MY MORNING SHIFT MWF |
spigot |
#business #choking #dicklicking #gay #gay-bar #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
1,799 | 9/6/2003 | help me god deuce: SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU OPEN THAT FAT MARRIED MOUTH OF YOURS ONCE MORE I'LL FUCK YOU DEAD |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #help-me-god #marriage #woodring-room-background |
|
1,800 | 9/7/2003 | chubby dir atandt: I SWEAR ON THE HOLY BIBLE I WILL NEVER OPEN THE CHUBBY DIRECTORY AGAIN
atandt: GOD HONOR COUNTRY PEOPLE DICK PEAR'S
atandt: T NEWS ADMIN PLEASE GET MORE CHUBBY ALT GROUPS AND DIRS THANKS (XOXO ATANDT) |
atandt |
#porn #usenet #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,801 | 9/8/2003 | and whatever else spigot: DICKLICKERY AND WHATEVER ELSE GOES ON AT THE OPERA |
spigot |
#dicklicking #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
1,802 | 9/9/2003 | giraffe legs spigot: THERE'S A GIRAFFE IN MY PANTS
spigot: FALSE ALARM |
spigot |
#giraffe #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
1,803 | 9/10/2003 | pep talk pants: YOU ARE GOING TO EAT THE DICK OR DIE TRYING |
pants |
#dick #die-trying #pants-solo #ski-mask #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
|
1,804 | 9/11/2003 | three tiered assault spigot: IT'S LIKE THEY'RE REJECTING AIDS AND BLOWJOBS AND BUTT FUCKING!!!!!!!! A THREE-TIERED ASSAULT |
spigot |
#aids #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
1,805 | 9/12/2003 | funniest joke ever pants: CLICK HERE TO GET THE PLUG-IN |
pants |
#pants-solo #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
1,806 | 9/13/2003 | plural proofs pants: TRUE STORY: THE BONG DIDN'T FIT INTO THE CABINET UNTIL I ROUNDED UP THE SAWZ-ALL (THE STORY SEEMS LESS PATHETIC WHEN YOU REALIZE I HATE THIS FUCKING RETARDED PIER ONE PIECE OF SHIT PROBABLY BUILT WITH SLAVE LABOR IN GUAM CABINET) |
pants |
#bong #marijuana #one-piece #orange-background #pants-solo #sawz-all #url |
|
1,807 | 9/14/2003 | your porn spigot: YOU LIKE YOUR PORN MORE THAN YOU LIKE ME |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #porn #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,808 | 9/15/2003 | land of the free pants: FREE CHONG |
pants |
#john-ashcroft #pants-solo #politics |
|
1,809 | 9/16/2003 | water world deuce: I'M ON A COLONIZATION SHIP THAT'S JUST ABOUT TO COLONIZE A WATER WORLD WITH VERY MEAN OCTOPUS-LIKE ALIENS THAT DON'T HAVE TECHNOLOGY BUT HAVE THE ABILITY TO KILL THEIR PREY VIA SOUND BLASTS AND THAT UPSETS ME A GREAT DEAL
spigot: TRY REBOOTING WITHOUT EXTENSIONS |
deuce spigot |
#aliens #deuce-pants #macintosh #player-mismatch #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,810 | 9/17/2003 | tug tug tug spigot: HUH GLUHDUH
pants: ARE YOU OKAY ?!? DO YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE ?!?!?! TUG MY BALLS ONCE FOR YES TWICE FOR NO
spigot: TUG TUG TUG TUG TUG TUG TUG TUG TUG TUG
spigot: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
pants: I DON'T KNOW MORSE CODE |
pants spigot |
#balls #mousehole #once-for-x-twice-for-y #ow #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #woodring-room-background |
|
1,811 | 9/18/2003 | yes and yes pants: YES I AM AN ASHTRAY BUT YES YOU CAN ALSO PISS ME UP URINAL-STYLE |
pants |
#ashtray #bonequest-hi-fi #pants-solo #piss #urinal #woodring-room-background |
|
1,812 | 9/19/2003 | bubble lips deuce: IF YOU OPEN YOUR PUDGY LITTLE BUBBLE LIPS AT ME ONCE MORE SO HELP ME GOD I'LL TEACH YOU WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE VIOLENTLY RAPED |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #help-me-god #rape #violence #woodring-field-background |
|
1,813 | 9/20/2003 | starting to think spigot: I'M STARTING TO THINK SHE NEVER GRADUATED FROM WIL WHEATON UNIVERSITY |
spigot |
#sfw #spigot-solo #star-trek #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,814 | 9/21/2003 | oh fuck it pants: I'D BE BUMMED IF MY BONGHITS GOT IN THE WAY OF OUR OH FUCK IT I HATE YOU (BONG NOISES) |
pants |
#bong-noises #bonghit #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
1,815 | 9/22/2003 | monday after noon deuce: COCKS ??
pants: I RECKON |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #monday #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,816 | 9/23/2003 | collar bomb spigot: FOLKS IF I DON'T LICK DICK THIS COLLAR BOMB'S GOING TO GO OFF!!!!
spigot: CAN YOU PLEASE PLACE YOUR COCK IN MY MOUTH?????
spigot: JUST PRETEND I'M NOT WEARING A COLLAR BOMB |
spigot |
#bomb #bonequest-hd #dicklicking #folks #spigot-solo |
|
1,817 | 9/24/2003 | A+++++ spigot: WE ARE ALL SUCKING DICKS IN THE PLUBLUBLGHLURELUGRLPERFECT SUBJUNCTIVE TENSE OF THE VERB!!!!!!!!! AND QUITE WELL!!!!!!! A+++++ |
spigot |
#grammar #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
1,818 | 9/25/2003 | mmm yeah ooh boy pants: SPACE-AGE FAGGOTRONICS
pants: BI-CURIOUS AND PLUMP
pants: DEATH TO INFIDELS
pants: IT REALLY DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS
pants: PUTTING A DOLL'S HEAD ON THE END OF MY DICK AND CALLING IT A DAY
pants: IF GOD MADE SANDWICHES I WOULDN'T BE INVITED
pants: WE'LL CALL IT "CONCERNED MEN FOR AMERICA" AND REPEAL THE ERA
pants: IF WE GOT MARRIED LIKE I SUGGESTED IN THE FIRST PLACE WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS |
pants |
#dongwear #faggotronics #funloving-nonsense #god #marriage #mmm-yeah-oooh-boy #oh-boy #pants-solo #plump #sandwiches |
|
1,819 | 9/26/2003 | venn diagram net: LET'S DRAW A VENN DIAGRAM
: NET DRAWS A DICK AND TWO BALLS |
net |
#balls #caption #net-solo #venn-diagram #woodring-field-background |
|
1,820 | 9/27/2003 | prick break spigot: PRICK BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: HURF LURF BLUH GLUH MY FACE HOOF HOIF GAY
spigot: BACK TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#dicklicking #gay #hoof #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,821 | 9/28/2003 | our demands pants: WE DEMAND HOSTAGES
pants: WE WILL TRADE AIRPORT ACCESS, FUEL AND A GETAWAY CAR
pants: A REALLY COOL GETAWAY CAR |
pants |
#demands #pants-solo #sfw #terrorism #woodring-room-background |
|
1,822 | 9/29/2003 | our fatness pants: OH CRAP
pants: THIS HAPPENED AT LEAST ONCE BEFORE I'M SURE OF IT
pants: OH WELL HALGHLUAHGLUHALGHLHALG SLOBBER DUH MOO HLAULULAHGLHALHLAHLUG |
pants |
#cocksucking-noises #fatness #moo #pants-solo #white-background |
|
1,823 | 9/30/2003 | no exit pants: OH GREAT THIS ISN'T ANY BETTER EITHER
pants: MAYBE IF WE JUST OH CRAP IT HAPPENED AGAIN
pants: SOME KIND OF TERRIBLE TASTE TEST INVOLVING PISS AND CAT HAIR |
pants |
#cat-hair #grey-background #huffy-pants #moutain-background #multiple-backgrounds #pants-solo #piss #woodring-den-background |
|
1,824 | 10/1/2003 | our very gay tour pants: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS THING IS OR WHY SECURITY HASN'T TOLD US TO STOP HANGING OUT YET
pants: THIS IS THE GREATEST PLACE EVER: LOVELY ACOUSTICS AND THE RANGERS GENERALLY DON'T HAVE THE BUDGET TO ENFORCE THE NO LOITERING LAWS
pants: AND FINALLY TO SOME LOT SOMEWHERE CONCLUDING OUR VERY GAY TOUR PLEASE EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP YOU FAT STUPID COCKSUKCERS |
pants |
#multiple-backgrounds #pants-solo #ranger #security #tour |
|
1,825 | 10/2/2003 | all the problems spigot: FOLKS I MADE A MARSHMALLOW CASSEROLE AND IT'S JUST SITTING THERE
spigot: SOMEONE SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT ALL THE PROBLEMS |
spigot |
#casserole #despair-panel #folks #marshmallow #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,826 | 10/3/2003 | swollen and chalky deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO NOTE FOR THE RECORD SENATOR THAT MY ASS IS SWOLLEN AND CHALKY |
deuce |
#congressional-testimony #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #senator #woodring-room-background |
|
1,827 | 10/4/2003 | what to do spigot: OKAY PEOPLE WE ALL HAVE A SERIOUS CRISIS
pants: LAY IT ON US BABY
spigot: WINGS AND ELLEN ARE ON AT THE SAME TIME
pants: SHIT
pants: WHAT TO DO |
pants spigot |
#crisis #ellen #pants-spigot #wings |
|
1,828 | 10/5/2003 | somehow deuce: HERE'S THE PART OF THE EVENING WHERE WE ALL SUCK EACH OTHER'S DICKS
deuce: SERIOUSLY
deuce: THIS IS A DICK
deuce: IT MUST GET SUCKED SOMEHOW
deuce: SOMEHOW, SOMEHOW
deuce: ANYWAY
deuce: UH
deuce: WHY DOESN'T BACKSPACE WORK IN THIS XTERM WHEN IT WAS WORKING BEFORE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #unix #woodring-field-background #xterm |
|
1,829 | 10/6/2003 | star ship troopers deuce: ARE WE WATCHING STARSHIP TROOPERS??!?
deuce: GLGULGLUGLUG HOPING THAT RICO AND IBANEZ GET BACK TOGETHER AFTER THE WAR IS OVER !!!!
deuce: ALSO LICKING EVERYTHING THAT I CAN GET NEAR |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #licking #movies #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
1,830 | 10/7/2003 | crazy talking bird pants: THAT'S THE ONLY DICK ON THIS SPACECRAFT !!!! BE CAREFUL JEAN-CHARLES
deuce: WHAT A WASTE OF TIME AND OXYGEN
pants: JEAN-CHARLES, LOOK OUT THE VOLCANO IS ABOUT TO BLOW
deuce: SERIOUSLY PEOPLE THIS DICK ISN'T GOING TO JUST SUCK ITSELF
pants: JEAN-CHARLES YOU BROUGHT HOME A CRAAAAAZY TALKING BIRD AND IT FLAPPED OUT THE WINDOW
deuce: WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW THERE IT GOES |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #flap #jean-charles #parrot #plant #self-sucking #stray-dot #woodring-field-background |
|
1,831 | 10/8/2003 | tarantula pants: JEAN-CHARLES, THE TARANTULA IS LOOSE AND YOU MUST CATCH HIM WITH THE NET
dick: UH
pants: I MUST BAKE THIS DELICIOUS PASTRY TO REPLACE THE ONE JEAN-CHARLES ATE THAT WAS FOR THE WARDEN
hanford: ARE YOU DRUNK
pants: JEAN-CHARLES THIS WEASEL AND THIS FERRET DO NOT BELONG IN THE KITCHEN, QUICKLY HIDE THEM IN THESE POTS AND PANS BEFORE THE INSPECTOR FINDS THEM
hanford: YOU FAT FUCKING FAGGOT GET OFF MY STAGE |
dick hanford pants |
#dick-hanford-pants #drunk #faggot #fat #jean-charles #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
|
1,832 | 10/9/2003 | completely stupid americanized version spigot: I ALSO LIKE TO ENVISION A COMPLETELY STUPID AMERICANIZED VERSION, WITH JEAN-CHARLES WEARING A BACKWARDS BASEBALL CAP AND BAGGY PANTS, RAPPING ABOUT BEING FRENCH |
spigot |
#americanized #hamilton #jean-charles #remake #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,833 | 10/10/2003 | can not see pants: I CAN'T SEE
pants: SEND THE NATIONAL GUARD
pants: JUST DON'T THROW ME IN THE BRIAR PATCH (MMMM YEAH SO CRUISY MMMMM DUH MMMM MOO MMMMMM) |
pants |
#brer-rabbit #briar-patch #cruisy #help #moo #national-guard #pants-solo #song-of-the-south #woodring-field-background |
|
1,834 | 10/11/2003 | really choking this time pants: OOF OW REALLY CHOKING THIS TIME (REGARDLESS OF WHAT MY RESUME AND BIO SAY) |
pants |
#pants-solo #physical-comedy #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
1,835 | 10/12/2003 | remote control deuce: FINALLY I REPLACED THE FUCKING BATTERY IN MY REMOTE CONTROL
deuce: ALL IS BLISS
deuce: NOW I'M NOT NEARLY SO UPSET ABOUT THOSE ANGRY COCKS ANYMORE
deuce: OKAY I LIED I'M PRETTY DARN UPSET ABOUT THEM |
deuce |
#angry-cocks #battery-problems #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,836 | 10/13/2003 | picture of a doll head |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #picture #sfw |
|
1,837 | 10/14/2003 | totally scared spigot: SLOWLY THE VAMPIRE TURNED AND SUCKED A COCK
deuce: BOO
spigot: YOU TOTALLY SCARED ME
deuce: SUCK IT YOU FAIRY |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #scary #spigot-points #vampyre #viscera #woodring-field-background |
|
1,838 | 10/15/2003 | regarding our recent correspondence deuce: YOUR COMMENT HAS TRIGGERED MY POOP REFLEX |
deuce |
#comment #deuce-solo #poop #woodring-field-background |
|
1,839 | 10/16/2003 | source of protein pants: T SPIGOT CRICKETS ARE A SOURCE OF PROTEIN
spigot: PEEP CHEEP PEEP CHEEP PEEP CHEEP PEEP CHEEP
pants: ARE YOU AN EASTER PEEP OR A GAY CRICKET
spigot: FACE STUFFING
spigot: SOMETIMES I EAT CANDY FROM OFF THE GROUND |
pants spigot |
#candy #cricket #easter-peeps #insect-eating #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,840 | 10/17/2003 | close to the latter pants: WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE
deuce: ZZZZZZZ
pants: IT COULD ALSO BE A PAY TOILET DOWNTOWN
pants: NOT SURE
deuce: T PANTS PROBABLY CLOSE TO THE LATTER I'M AFRAID |
deuce pants |
#beatles #deuce-pants #somber-deuce #toilet #woodring-field-background |
|
1,841 | 10/18/2003 | trouble spigot: WHENEVER THERE'S TROUBLE
spigot: URF GUH RUNNING TO THE TOILET |
spigot |
#bloodhound-gang #mousehole #sfw #spigot-solo #toilet #woodring-room-background |
|
1,842 | 10/19/2003 | love, haight spigot: T PANTS IF I BEAT OFF NOW LOVE AND HAIGHT MIGHT BE CLOSED, BUT IF I GO TO LOVE AND HAIGHT NOW I MIGHT LOSE MY BONER
pants: YOU HAVE EXACTLY ONE HOUR TO FIND EXACT CHANGE FOR THE BUS |
pants spigot |
#bay-area #beating-off #bus #love-and-haight #pants-spigot #san-francisco #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,843 | 10/20/2003 | oh waiter deuce: HURBLE BURBLE
deuce: I NEED A MOUTHING OVER HERE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #hurble-burble #mouth #mouthing #somber-deuce #veal #waiter #woodring-field-background |
|
1,844 | 10/21/2003 | turns off radio atandt: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM
spigot: WHAT IS GOING ON IN THERE
atandt: CRASH SHATTER BOOM THUMP THUMP WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM
pants: SIRS
atandt: CLUNK BONK (SILENCE) (STATIC)
pants: (GIVES UP) (TURNS OFF RADIO) (BONG NOISES FROM CLOSET) |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #bong-noises #radio #silence #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,845 | 10/22/2003 | really mad about something pants: ALL YOU PART-TIME FAGS OUT |
pants |
#employment #fags #gay #huffy-pants #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,846 | 10/23/2003 | deuce's blast : DEUCE VS. THE POP-UP WINDOW: HANG OUT WITH MICKEY AND FRIENDS AT DISNEY'S BLAST. JOIN NOW.
: DEUCE MASTURBATES HIMSELF UNCONSCIOUS
deuce: GUESS THAT'S DEUCE'S BLAST |
deuce |
#caption #deuce-solo #deuces-blast #disneyland #masturbation #mickey #woodring-field-background |
|
1,847 | 10/24/2003 | three cheers spigot: THREE CHEERS FOR DICK
spigot: HIP HIP
spigot: HUGLUGBLUHHUH |
spigot |
#dick #oxygen #plz #spigot-solo #three-cheers #woodring-room-background |
|
1,848 | 10/25/2003 | temporary restraining order deuce: I WOULD HAVE CALLED YOU BUT YOU CHANGED YOUR NUMBER
deuce: THEN I CAME BY YOUR HOTEL TO FIND THAT YOU'D MOVED
deuce: THEN I CALLED YOUR PARENTS BUT IT TURNS OUT THEY HAVE FILED A TEMPORARY RESTRAINING ORDER |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #legal #restraining-order #sfw #stalking #woodring-field-background |
|
1,849 | 10/26/2003 | some times spigot: SOMETIMES I JUST PUSH THE BOTTOM OF MY SHIRT UP THROUGH THE COLLAR LIKE A HEE-HAW GIRLIE TUBE-TOP AND PUMP IT LIKE A DORK
spigot: I COULD HAVE STRETCHED THAT COMEDY INTO TWO OR THREE LINES BUT I CHOSE TO SERVE IT UP FRESHLY BAKED
spigot: AND YOU'RE WELCOME |
spigot |
#comedy #creative-process #freshly-baked #hee-haw #masturbation #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,850 | 10/27/2003 | clock wise deuce: RUB ME CLOCKWISE
deuce: AND YOU RUB ME COUNTERCLOCKWISE
deuce: THAT WAY IT WILL CANCEL OUT |
deuce |
#balance #deuce-solo |
|
1,851 | 10/28/2003 | counter clock wise atandt: WHICH ONE AM I AGAIN
atandt: CLOCKWISE OR THE OTHER
deuce: LOOK AT YOUR TATTOO |
atandt deuce |
#drunk-deuce #mountain-background #sfw |
|
1,852 | 10/29/2003 | deuce has a posse : DEUCE 90 LBS
: HAS
: A
: POSSE |
deuce |
#andre-the-giant #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #posse #sfw #shepard-fairey |
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1,853 | 10/30/2003 | fags, flags spigot: T PANTS NOTE HOW "FAGS" AND "FLAGS" RHYME
pants: I'M A HIGH FLYING FAG
spigot: THAT'S ENOUGH |
pants spigot |
#deuce-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,854 | 10/31/2003 | halloween cookies spigot: I AM EATING A COOKIE THAT SAYS BOO!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: AND NOW IT JUST SAYS OO |
spigot |
#cookies #halloween #object-oriented-programming #oo #sfw #spigot-solo |
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1,855 | 11/1/2003 | weird gurgling sounds deuce: THE BEST PART ABOUT PORN IS THE MUTE BUTTON
deuce: IN THAT IT "MUTES" THE ACTION
deuce: SO YOU CANNOT HEAR PEOPLE TALKING, MOANING, MAKING WEIRD GURGLING SOUNDS THAT MAKES YOUR BONER INSTANTLY DISAPPEAR, ETC. |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #porn #woodring-field-background |
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1,856 | 11/2/2003 | this time spigot: THIS TIME YOU BE D.J. DICK AND I GET TO BE M.C. MOUTH
spigot: NO WAIT
spigot: *HURPH* |
spigot |
#dick #mouth #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,857 | 11/3/2003 | poet laureate spigot: IS THE POET LAUREATE AND THE FAGGOT LAUREATE THE SAME LAUREATE
pants: SOMETHING TO DO WITH LEAVES
deuce: DEPENDS ON THE COUNTRY I THINK |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #faggot #laureate #piss #poet #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,858 | 11/4/2003 | working perfectly then deuce: DO YOU THINK IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE WE'D BE FRIENDS
effigy: ...ONLY IN THIS ONE :GREEN_HEART: :YELLOW_HEART: :ORANGE_HEART: |
deuce effigy |
#deuce-effigy #emoji #love #sfw #single-panel #wholesome #woodring-field-background |
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1,859 | 11/5/2003 | that someone is everyone spigot: WHERE ARE MY FUCKING AWARDS?!?!?!?!?!?
spigot: WORKING LATE INTO THE NIGHT AND TILL NOON THE NEXT DAY DRAWING DICKS AND DONGS AND I GET NOTHING
spigot: SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET WITH THE PROGRAM AND THAT SOMEONE IS EVERYONE |
spigot |
#art #bonequest-hd #dicks #dongs #spigot-solo |
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1,860 | 11/6/2003 | the things we find on usenet part 3 deuce: WHAT IS IT WITH THE PEE PICTURES
pants: I DON'T GET THOSE EITHER
pants: SHIT PIX I CAN UNDERSTAND
deuce: WELL SURE
deuce: I MEAN COME ON IT'S SHIT
pants: I MEAN YEAH
deuce: BUT PISS? ?!?!?!
pants: BAFFLED BY THE PISS
pants: T DEUCE I'LL TELL YOU THOUGH I'M WILLING TO LEARN MORE
deuce: SPRAYING ALL OVER YOU
pants: DRIPPING ALL OVER THE TARP AND STILL BAFFLED BY THE PISS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #piss #piss-tarp #series #title-mismatch #usenet |
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1,861 | 11/7/2003 | nearly extinct pants: MY BALLS IN A ZOO
pants: FEED THEM PEANUTS
pants: TURN THE PLASTIC KEY IN THE HOLE, HEAR A STORY ABOUT THEIR NATIVE LAND
spigot: THEY'RE NEARLY EXTINCT SO YOU'D BETTER PUSH THEM IN YOUR FACE |
pants spigot |
#balls #extinct #hole #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background #zoo |
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1,862 | 11/8/2003 | imho atandt: GLORYHOLE PERVERTS #1 IS BETTER THAN #2 AND #3 PUT TOGETHER
atandt: IMHO |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #bonequest-hi-fi #glory-hole #porn #review #woodring-field-background |
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1,863 | 11/9/2003 | bring 'em on pants: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
pants: BRING 'EM ON
pants: HELP ME BOARD UP THE WINDOWS AND THE DOORS SO THE FUCKING ZOMBIES DON'T GET IN !!! LOOK AT THEM OUT THERE !!! JESUS CHRIST GET SOME DOORS FROM THE BASEMENT AND HURRY |
pants |
#basement #food #funloving-nonsense #jesus #nonstandard-title-panel #pants-solo #photo #woodring-room-background #zombie |
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1,864 | 11/10/2003 | where the hell : PANTS WONDERS WHERE THE HELL THE BONG IS HIDING
pants: I CANNOT KEEP MY HANDS OFF MY GENITALS
pants: MY ROUGH ROUGH HANDS |
pants |
#bong #caption #gay #mouth #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,865 | 11/11/2003 | knobs, etc. spigot: IF I WERE A DALEK IT WOULD BE HARD TO JERK (KNOBS, ETC) |
spigot |
#dr-who #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,866 | 11/12/2003 | complaining about what really pants: B-BUT IF WE STRANGLE HER SLOWLY IT WILL TAKE LONGER !!! |
pants |
#choking #pants-solo #strangulation #violence #woodring-room-background |
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1,867 | 11/13/2003 | motherfuckers know spigot: THINGS BEGINNING WITH DONGS????? THINGS THAT GO IN MY FACE????
spigot: WHERE IS THE "LINKS" SECTION/PAGE ON THIS BBS???????????????????\/
spigot: FLATTENED |
spigot |
#bbs #game-show #spigot-solo |
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1,868 | 11/14/2003 | team man ship deuce: I'M WHACKING OFF
pants: I'M VACUUMING UP
deuce: WE'RE A TEAM
pants: A PRETTY GODDAMN GAY TEAM IF YOU HORMPTH HUMPTH
deuce: THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT WE'RE A TEAM AND WE WORK TOGETHER HOMPH HURMPH
pants: DUH HUALGHLUHULAG THE CRACK PIPE BROKE HALGHLBALHLBAG |
deuce pants |
#crack #deuce-pants #gay #team #vacuum #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,869 | 11/15/2003 | ass to balls transfer protocol deuce: ICQ SUCKS
pants: THERE NEEDS TO BE AN OPEN PROTOCOL FOR...
deuce: FOR WHAT
pants: FOR MY ASS AND BALLS
deuce: INDEED
deuce: NOT A COMPLICATED PROTOCOL BUT A PROTOCOL NEVERTHELESS
pants: ATBTP
pants: ASS TO BALLS TRANSFER PROTOCOL
deuce: RFC 8888
deuce: FOUR SETS OF BALLS IN A ROW
pants: THAT'S FAR HIGHER THAN I CAN COUNT
deuce: SHUT THE FUCK UP
pants: MAKE ME
deuce: SHUT THE FUCK UP
pants: VERY WELL THEN |
deuce pants |
#ass #balls #deuce-pants #fucking-shut-up #icq #protocol #rfc #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,870 | 11/16/2003 | wring your neck spigot: LADY YOU ARE A FUCKING CHICKEN
spigot: AND WHEN YOU GET TOO OLD TO LAY EGGS I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND WRING YOUR NECK LIKE ONE OF MY JIZZED-UP CONCERT SHIRTS
spigot: FUCKING CHICKEN LADY |
spigot |
#chicken #jizz #spigot-solo #t-shirt #violence #woodring-field-background |
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1,871 | 11/17/2003 | hdc: your fat face is too close back it off .(pants): THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE
pants: HDC: YOUR FAT FACE IS TOO CLOSE BACK IT OFF
pants: MY CD-ROM DRIVE HAS AN ATTITUDE I SEE |
pants |
#compact-disc #fat-face #pants-solo #talking-heads #thought #unix #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,872 | 11/18/2003 | esperanto poetry deuce: LET'S ALL WRITE POEMS IN ESPERANTO AND THEN PUNCH EACH OTHER IN THE FACE
atandt: YAY!
deuce: ON SECOND THOUGHT LET'S SKIP THE POEMS AND START PUNCHING
atandt: YAY~~~~
deuce: WANG
atandt: YA}}}}}}}}}}}}} NO CARRIER |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #esperanto #modem #no-carrier #poetry #violence #wang #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,873 | 11/19/2003 | secret fucking code deuce: LET'S TALK IN ESPERANTO NOW:
deuce: WOULXD YOUX LIKXE TO SUCXK MYX DIXKCKX
deuce: IT'S CODE YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND IT |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #esperanto #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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1,874 | 11/20/2003 | urine in the cafeteria spigot: AT THIS TIME I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE URINE IN THE CAFETERIA
spigot: AS WELL AS THE TINKLE AND PISS |
spigot |
#apologies #bonequest-hi-fi #cafeteria #piss #spigot-solo #synonym #synonym-joke #tinkle #urine |
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1,875 | 11/21/2003 | quad whore deuce: I'M GOING TO JOIN A QUAKE SERVER WITH THE PHRASE "BFG MAPS" IN THE TITLE AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THE BFG
pants: EVERYTHING IS QUEER
deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO REPEATEDLY REFER TO YOU AS A "QUAD WHORE" IF THAT'S POSSIBLE
pants: AND I WOULD LIKE A HUG AND A KICK
deuce: I CAN FURNISH BOTH |
deuce pants |
#bfg #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #quad-damage #quake #queer #woodring-field-background |
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1,876 | 11/22/2003 | u.s. out of jerkcity deuce: FINALLY JERKCITY IS ALL MINE
deuce: UH
deuce: I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY
deuce: UH
deuce: BONERS |
deuce |
#boner #deuce-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,877 | 11/23/2003 | when i was in preschool deuce: WHEN I WAS IN PRESCHOOL I GOT AN "E" FOR EXCELLENT IN MATH SKILLS AND IN INTERPERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS I GOT A "Q" FOR
deuce: WAIT
deuce: SHUT UP |
deuce |
#bathrobe #deuce-solo #preschool #report-card #school #sfw #shut-up #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,878 | 11/24/2003 | kermit 6.0.192 pants: ===> INSTALLING FOR KERMIT-6.0.192
pants: YAY !!! KERMIT IS INSTALLED
pants: NOW I CAN BEAT OFF AT THE PUBLIC LIBRARY |
pants |
#beating-off #kermit #library #pants-solo #unix #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,879 | 11/25/2003 | in other words yes pants: WHO IS UP FOR PRICKS
pants: SPEAK NOW
deuce: I WOULD LIKE YOU TO SPECIFY AND COMPLETELY INDICATE WHAT IS INVLFBHBHBLHBDLBHEDBHBHE0Y WYW0F HFPODJFK;SHFSFH
deuce: IN OTHER WORDS YES |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants |
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1,880 | 11/26/2003 | client-server applications spigot: CLIENT: DID YOU GET THE DICK?
spigot: SERVER: COCKS
spigot: CLIENT: DID YOU GET THE DICK?
deuce: FINALLY, NOW I UNDERSTAND CLIENT-SERVER APPLICATIONS
spigot: SERVER: FUCKING SHUT UP |
deuce spigot |
#client-server #deuce-spigot #fucking-shut-up #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background |
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1,881 | 11/27/2003 | five alarm fire deuce: FIVE ALARM FIRE
atandt: WHERE
deuce: IN MY MOUTH
atandt: HOLY
deuce: PLEASE PUT IT OUT WITH DICK
atandt: T DEUCE INTERVENTION |
atandt deuce |
#mouth #usenet #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,882 | 11/28/2003 | piss freaks like me pants: DO CRICKETS PISS
deuce: ZZZ
pants: IF THEY DO I THINK WE SHOULD REMAKE WILLY WONKA STARRING JOHNNY DEPP
deuce: ZZZZ
deuce: DO ANDROIDS DREAM OF ELECTRIC PISS
pants: IF THEY'RE PISS FREAKS LIKE ME AND HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED TO DO SO, YES |
deuce pants |
#blade-runner #crickets #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #eerie-predictions #philip-k-dick #piss #sleep #unix #watersports #willy-wonka #woodring-field-background |
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1,883 | 11/29/2003 | the things we find on usenet part 4 spigot: WHO ARE THESE COMPLETE DIPSHITS WHO UPLOAD THE SAME PORN TO 10 NEWSGROUPS FIVE FUCKING DAYS IN A ROW
spigot: YOU'D THINK PEOPLE WOULD SEE THAT IF I HAVE ACCESS TO ONE PORN NEWSGROUP I PROBABLY HAVE ACCESS TO A GREAT MANY OF THEM
spigot: IF JOE SHITHEAD IS ADVERTISING SOMETHING, THERE'S A SMALL PART OF ME THAT CAN OVERLOOK THAT - BUT I DON'T NEED TO SEE THE SAME SERIES OR YOUR DOPEY WIFE ALL WEEK LONG |
spigot |
#porn #series #spigot-solo #title-mismatch #usenet #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,884 | 11/30/2003 | fat and stomping deuce: I'M FAT AND STOMPING AROUND THE HALLWAYS (STOMP STOMP)
net: ...
net: I'M JUST FAT
deuce: ...
deuce: VERY WELL (CARRY ON)
net: ... |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #fatness #sfw |
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1,885 | 12/1/2003 | holy crap spigot: I'D LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO PUBLICLY APOLOGIZE FOR EVERY ANTI-GAY REMARK I'VE
spigot: HOLY CRAP IS THAT A DICK - I'VE GOT SOME SERIOUS SUCKING TO DO
spigot: HOBLOPLOPLOP FLOP BLOP BOP LOP FLOBBLLE OBBLE OBBLE
spigot: I'M WAY GAY PEOPLE
spigot: STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT
spigot: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PEOPLE THIS IS WHAT GAY PEOPLE DO
spigot: I'M AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF EVERY QUEER PERSON YOU'D EVER HOPE TO MEET
spigot: HOBLOPLOPLOP FLOP BLOP BOP LOP FLOBBLLE OBBLE OBBLE |
spigot |
#apologies #cocksucking-noises #dicks #gay #jesus #self-aware #spigot-points #spigot-solo #way-gay #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,886 | 12/2/2003 | the horping balls spigot: I'M BIGGER AND BOLDER AND ROUGHER AND TOUGHER I'M TELLIN' YOU SUCKA THERE AIN'T NO - OH GOD HERE COME THE HORPING BALLS
spigot: LORD CHRIST I'M BEING PUMMELED
spigot: NOW'S THE TIME FOR PRAYER |
spigot |
#balls #horping #human-resource #lord-christ #physical-comedy #prayer #singing #spigot-solo #superman #violence |
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1,887 | 12/3/2003 | real high spigot: PRETEND YOU'RE IN SOUND OF MUSIC AND YOU'RE SINGING AND PRANCING AND PISSING EIDELWEISS
spigot: OR AMONGST THE EIDELWEISS EITHER WAY I JUST LIKE BEING IN THE OUT OF DOORS OR UP THE DOWN OF DICKS (PRICKS AFTER LABOR DAY)
spigot: YOU NEED TO BE REAL HIGH TO CHAIN THOSE LAST THREE TOGETHER |
spigot |
#marijuana #spigot-solo #typo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,888 | 12/4/2003 | one if by land and two if by sea pants: AND A ONE AND A TWO AND A
pants: COCKS
pants: COCKS
pants: COCKS
pants: COCKS
pants: COCKS
pants: FUNNY
atandt: ONE IF MY LAND AND TWO IF BY FACE
pants: THEY USUALLY ARRIVE BY NOW |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #cocks #comedy #paul-revere #repetition #singing #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
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1,889 | 12/5/2003 | already gotten published spigot: T DEUCE ARE YOU GOING TO DOCUMENT MY NUTS IN YOUR CHRONICLES OF NARNIA
deuce: T SPIGOT I THINK THEY HAVE ALREADY GOTTEN PUBLISHED IN THE OTHER C.S. LEWIS BOOKS
spigot: FUCK YOU THEN |
deuce spigot |
#despair-panel #deuce-spigot #literature #mousehole #narnia #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #woodring-room-background |
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1,890 | 12/6/2003 | trial issue spigot: WHEN I CLICKED FOR MY TRIAL ISSUE OF YAHOO INTERNET LIFE I DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO BE DELIVERED STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH WITH YOUR BONER (THOSE ANTICS ARE EXACTLY WHY I HOPE TO SOMEDAY LEAVE AOL)
pants: NETCOM IS NO BETTER LET ME TELL YOU |
pants spigot |
#aol #huffy-pants #mousehole #netcom #pants-spigot #unix #woodring-room-background #yahoo |
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1,891 | 12/7/2003 | getting tense deuce: I ATE THINGS
net: ...
net: I'M PLUPERFECT
deuce: ...
deuce: I'M CONJUGATING YOU
net: ... |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #grammar #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,892 | 12/8/2003 | watch out for icebergs jean-charles spigot: I'M TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL
atandt: T SPIGOT YEA BROTHER
spigot: T ATANDT BUT NOT FOR COCK
atandt: OK I'M GOING TO THE MALL ANYONE WANT A HOT DOG ON A STICK (NOT GAY) |
atandt spigot |
#hot-dog #hot-dog-on-a-stick #jean-charles #mall #not-gay #woodring-field-background |
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1,893 | 12/9/2003 | club queer spigot: T DEUCE MEET ME FOR A GLASS OF SUDS AT CLUB QUEER
deuce: T SPIGOT THAT WOULDN'T BE IN SAN FRANCISCO WOULD IT
spigot: LET ME STICK MY GAY FACE OUT THE WINDOW AND CHECK
spigot: HOLY
spigot: HURP
: spigot
spigot: BONK
spigot: CHRIST
spigot: T DEUCE YES |
deuce spigot |
#bay-area #club-queer #deuce-spigot #gayness #mousehole #physical-comedy #san-francisco #tooltip |
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1,894 | 12/10/2003 | come over to my house deuce: HANDS UP WHO WANTS TO COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND JERK ME CRAZY |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #jerking #physical-comedy #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,895 | 12/11/2003 | bathtub spigot: NOT THE FACE
spigot: OH THAT'S JUST GREAT
pants: NOW I'LL HAVE TO WEAR A SCARF
pants: FELL DOWN THE BASEMENT STEPS AGAIN
spigot: NAPKIN
pants: FELL IN THE BATHTUB
deuce: EAT THAT
pants: FELL IN THE BACKYARD
spigot: I RAN INTO A DOOR AND THERE BEHIND THE DOOR WAS YES, A COCK
pants: OKAY GOT THE CRAP BEATEN OUT OF ME TOO
pants: NOT BY A TROLL AS I SAID IN THE FIRST DRAFT OF MY STATEMENT |
deuce pants spigot |
#basement #deja-vu #deuce-pants-spigot #infocom #troll #woodring-field-background |
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1,896 | 12/12/2003 | the ass-testing of santa claus pants: NEVER PUT WET CUPS ON MACHINE !!! TOP OF MACHINE SERVES AS CUP WARMER !!! I AM CROSS WITH YOU SAID PANTS TO MR COFFEE AS HE BEGAN TO FUCK AND SUCK HIM
deuce: NOW THAT BLOGSHARES IS GONE I SERIOUSLY CONSIDER SUICIDE AT LEAST ONCE A DAY
pants: OW OW OW I APPRECIATE THAT YOU HAVE DECIDED TO AVOID PLASTIC IN FAVOR OF METAL BUT STILL OW OW OW
deuce: I STILL FAVOR MUTANT REGISTRATION
pants: OW OW |
deuce pants |
#coffee #cunt #deuce-pants #formerly-sneeds #mutant #mutant-registration #santa-claus #suicide |
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1,897 | 12/13/2003 | life on a boomer deuce: THIS IS THE UNITED STATES MISSILE SUBMARINE DEUCE
deuce: SET CONDITION FOR 1SQ STRATEGIC COCKSUCKING FEST |
deuce |
#cocksucking #crimson-tide #drunk-deuce #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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1,898 | 12/14/2003 | if that's where i am deuce: IT'S LONELY AT THE TOP
deuce: IF THAT'S WHERE I AM |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #german #lonely-at-the-top #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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1,899 | 12/15/2003 | ground into power net: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME
deuce: OH I THINK I AM
net: PROVE IT
deuce: HURRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRR GROUND INTO POWDER |
deuce net |
#automation #boss #deuce-net #hurr #powder #power #pulverize #title-mismatch #woodring-room-background |
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1,900 | 12/16/2003 | pox on your house, a spigot: IF SMOKING DOPE AND QUEERING DOWN COCK IS WRONG THEN I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT
atandt: A POX ON YOUR HOUSE |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #marijuana #woodring-field-background |
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1,901 | 12/17/2003 | prince of your balls net: T DEUCE I AM ONLY GOING TO ASK YOU THIS ONCE SO THINK CAREFULLY
deuce: MMMMMMMMMMMMM
net: WHO IS THE PRINCE OF YOUR BALLS
deuce: I DON'T KNOW BUT YOU'RE THE CAPTAIN OF MY HEART !!!!!!!!
net: GOOD ENOUGH |
deuce net |
#balls #deuce-net #drunk-deuce #hulk #love #mmm #nuts-of-deuce #plant #woodring-field-background |
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1,902 | 12/18/2003 | triumph tr-3 pants: JIFFY PISS
deuce: PUFFY TITS
pants: THEN I DREAMED I WAS DRIVING A 1958 TRIUMPH TR-3 AROUND IN LONDON AND ALL I'M WEARING IS COLORFUL UNDEROOS BUT I CAN'T QUITE MAKE OUT WHICH CARTOON CHARACTER IT IS AND I'M DRIVING AND I'M DRUNK
deuce: T PANTS I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD THAT DREAM |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dream #london #piss #triumph #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,903 | 12/19/2003 | entropy zone spigot: T ATANDT COULD YOU *PLEASE* CALL ME SILLYBALLS LIKE WE DISCUSSED OVER XMAS BREAK
atandt: CAUTION: ENTROPY ZONE
spigot: CAUTION: VAMPIRE ZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
atandt: COMPLETE TOOL
spigot: <BR><BR><IMG SRC= "BAT> |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #bat #christmas #flappity-bats #html #sillyballs #vampire #woodring-field-background |
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1,904 | 12/20/2003 | dong school spigot: PUTTING MYSELF THROUGH DONG SCHOOL
deuce: HOW ARE YOU DOING SO FAR
spigot: NOT GOOD
pants: I DISAGREE
spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO OPEN A WINDOW |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot |
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1,905 | 12/21/2003 | kidnap victim deuce: HERE'S A FUCKING BUS TICKET SHITHEAD
pants: WELCOME TO MY CREEPY APARTMENT |
deuce pants |
#bus #bus-ticket #deja-vu #deuce-pants #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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1,906 | 12/22/2003 | grab a ladle and help yourself net: MY PANTS ARE FILLED WITH A LIGHT CREAM SAUCE
deuce: HOLLANDAISE ?!?!?!? ALFREDO ?!?!?!?
net: I DO NOT KNOW BUT PLEASE GRAB A LADLE AND HELP YOURSELF
deuce: EXCELLENT |
deuce net |
#despair-panel #deuce-net #sfw #typo #woodring-room-background |
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1,907 | 12/23/2003 | a brand new wang for xmas pants: T DEUCE I WOULD LIKE AN XMAS PRESENT
deuce: T PANTS HOW ABOUT A NEW WANG
pants: T DEUCE THIS ONE IS FINE (IT JUST NEEDS SOME PAINT) |
deuce pants |
#christmas #deuce-pants #dick #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,908 | 12/24/2003 | sitting around the house pants: S-S-S-SPIGOT'S GARAGE CODE ???? OH BOY
pants: STRAIGHT TO HOME DEPOT TO BUY A GREEN GARDEN HOSE AND A TARP
pants: HLAHGLU HALUAG SPIT DUH SPIT SPIT WHAT THE HELL HAULGHL AUGHLUAHLHLA HLAG SOME KIND OF UNLICKABLE DICK HLAGHLAHLHLUAG SO MUCH FOR THAT GAHULGUAHLAG |
pants |
#green-garden-hose #hose #oh-boy #pants-solo |
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1,909 | 12/25/2003 | what is piss club deuce: OKAY SILENCE ON THE SET
deuce: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
deuce: TAKE ONE
deuce: I'M THE MERRY CHRISTMAS FAGGOT
deuce: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH I LIKE DICK
deuce: JINGLE BALLS JINGLE BALLS
deuce: JINGLE ALL THE WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
deuce: CUT |
deuce |
#balls #bonequest-hi-fi #christmas #christmas-carol #christmas-tree-lights #cut #deuce-solo #jingle-balls #mousehole #piss #singing #starship #woodring-room-background |
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1,910 | 12/26/2003 | laci spigot: NOT FOUND: LACI PETERSON BLOWJOB
spigot: NOT FOUND: LACI PETERSON FACIAL
pants: TRY ANAL
spigot: COME ON
spigot: RESULTS FOUND: 3,408,415,510
spigot: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
pants spigot |
#anal #area-codes #laci-peterson #pants-spigot #porn |
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1,911 | 12/27/2003 | high alert pants: T DEUCE WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THE HIGHEST PRIME NUMBER NOW THAT YOU'VE CAUGHT IT IN A JAR
deuce: I PANTS I'M GOING TO WAIT FOR IT TO DIE AND THEN DISSECT IT BY FINDING SMALLER NUMBERS THAT I CAN MULTIPLY TO MAKE THE ORIGINAL NUMBER |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #frog #huffy-pants #largest-primes #math #number #number-theory #prime #sfw |
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1,912 | 12/28/2003 | walking talking fudge brownie spigot: I'M A WALKING TALKING FUDGE BROWNIE
spigot: HEY EVERYONE I'M RICH AND DELICIOUS
spigot: I'M A CORNER PIECE |
spigot |
#brownies #fatness #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,913 | 12/29/2003 | butterfly effect in reverse deuce: BEAT ME OFF
pants: RELEASE THE HOSTAGES FIRST
deuce: NO PROMISES |
deuce pants |
#butterfly #deja-vu #deuce-pants #handjob #hostage #woodring-field-background |
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1,914 | 12/30/2003 | bat port ozone: DISORIENTED, I WOKE UP IN A STRANGE PLACE
deuce: THAT'S WHEN THE BATS CAME
ozone: FORTUNATELY I GOT A RIDE BACK TO MY HOUSE I HADN'T REALLY FIGURED THAT PART OUT
deuce: THE BAT PROBLEM
ozone: WHAT PORT DO THE BATS LISTEN ON
deuce: THE BAT PORT |
deuce ozone |
#bat #bonequest-hd #deuce-ozone #flappity-bats #sfw #tcp-ip #tits #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,915 | 12/31/2003 | bring chips atandt: T PANTS IS BONEQUEST Y2K COMPLIANT?
pants: T ATANDT YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT TO FIND OUT
pants: T ATANDT WE WILL BREAK IN 2038 HOWEVER BUT SOME OTHER SHITHEAD WILL BE STUCK FIXING THAT BUG BY THEN
deuce: THERE WILL BE A VERY LARGE EXPLOSION AND THE UNIVERSE WILL COLLAPSE IN ON ITSELF
atandt: T DEUCE I'LL BRING CHIPS |
atandt deuce pants |
#unix #white-background #y2k #year-2038-bug |