No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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2,256 | 1/1/2005 | just happy to be here at all pants: IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD
atandt: AMEN
pants: FAGGOT-AMERICAN
atandt: STRAP ON THE FEEDBAG OR DIE TRYING
pants: I CLEAN THE BONG WITH RUBBING ALCOHOL AND WHITE RICE
atandt: YOU TRICKED ME INTO SAYING HAPPY NEW YEAR |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #bong #die-trying #feedbag #fighting-irish-pose #marijuana #rice #rubbing-alcohol #yellow-background |
|
2,257 | 1/2/2005 | fading fast in the queer chair pants: I'M FADING FAST
pants: ALSO SOMEBODY LEFT MY QUEER CHAIR IN THE RAIN
pants: NOW MY JEANS ARE SOAKED |
pants |
#macarthur-park #pants-solo #soaked #true-story #woodring-field-background |
|
2,258 | 1/3/2005 | still life atandt: STILL
atandt: STILL
atandt: STILL
atandt: STILL GOBBLING DICK LIKE A FUCKING QUEER TURKEY |
atandt |
#repetition #white-background |
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2,259 | 1/4/2005 | from now on spigot: FROM NOW ON PLEASE ADDRESS ME AS EITHER "DOCTOR WHO" OR "THE DOCTOR"
spigot: OR JUST "DOCTOR" OR "ZAPHOD"
spigot: TELL DEUCE Q*BERT WOULD ALSO BE ACCEPTABLE
deuce: T MINUS TWO MINUTES |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dr-who #hitchhikers-guide #q-bert #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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2,260 | 1/5/2005 | squeezy bouncy nuts spigot: HI I'M JOSEPH AND THIS IS MY TECHNICOLOR DREAMCOAT
deuce: OSTRICH NUTS
spigot: WHAM BAM BAM BAM HOLY GOD POUNDING MY NUTS INTO THE SAND
deuce: "OSTRICH" IS A FUNNY WORD
deuce: IT REMINDS ME OF "PUSHING AND PUNCHING YOUR SQUEEZY BOUNCY NUTS INTO ANOTHER WORLD" |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #holy-god #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #ostrich #physical-comedy #violence #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,261 | 1/6/2005 | i just want some action pants: THE GUY SAID I COULD FUCK HIS EWOK BUT (AND I QUOTE) NO ROUGH STUFF
pants: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
pants: I JUST WANT SOME ACTION |
pants |
#pants-solo #star-wars #woodring-field-background |
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2,262 | 1/7/2005 | sir i am not an ashtray spigot: SIR I AM NOT AN ASHTRAY
spigot: OOF URF OKAY MAYBE I AM
deuce: ATTITUDE |
deuce spigot |
#ashtray #deuce-spigot #porn #violent-disapproval #woodring-den-background |
|
2,263 | 1/8/2005 | ride the well thing deuce: I HAVE FALLEN DOWN A WELL AND THERE IS PISS AND BONES DOWN HERE AND I WOULD LIKE TO BE RESCUED NOW THANK YOU
spigot: YOU CAN ONLY RIDE THE WELL THING FOR SO LONG |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #piss #well #woodring-field-background |
|
2,264 | 1/9/2005 | over heating pants: GOODNIGHT MOUTH
pants: PUTTING YOU TO REST FOR AN HOUR SO YOU DO NOT OVERHEAT ON ME AGAIN
pants: JUST
pants: THAT
pants: GAY
spigot: *PONK*
spurting_frog: DUDE THAT'S DATE RAPE
call_the_enclave: FIRST POST
leafblower: JACK ME OFF WITH THEM TITTIES REAL NICE LIKE OR I'LL CUT YOU BITCH |
pants spigot |
#enclave #frog #gay #goodnight-moon #livejournal #mouth #mouth-of-pants #pants-spigot #ponk #spurty-frog #viscera #woodring-field-background |
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2,265 | 1/10/2005 | sex with goats deuce: THE BIGGEST PERK OF BEING A SERVANT OF THE DEVIL IS YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH GOATS
deuce: FREELY |
deuce |
#bestiality #deuce-solo #fun-with-wildlife #goats #satanism #woodring-stairs-background #zoophilia |
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2,266 | 1/11/2005 | slam the car door on my boner spigot: SLAM THE CAR DOOR ON MY BONER SO I WON'T BE GAY
deuce: JERKING |
deuce spigot |
#boner #deuce-spigot #dong-slamming #genital-mutilation #jerking #single-panel #woodring-den-background |
|
2,267 | 1/12/2005 | in which deuce tries to reveal state secrets and is censored for his efforts deuce: [REDACTED]
deuce: OH
deuce: RIGHT |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #redacted-text #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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2,268 | 1/13/2005 | where will it end deuce: ANOTHER HUGE POO
pants: WHEN WILL MANKIND LEARN
pants: WHERE WILL IT END |
deuce pants |
#deja-vu #deuce-pants #poo |
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2,269 | 1/14/2005 | fired twice now spigot: YOUR BADGE DOESN'T WORK????
spigot: YOUR PHONE IS GONE????
spigot: THERE'S A DICK IN YOUR FACE????
spigot: DO TELL!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#fired #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,270 | 1/15/2005 | untitled 2 atandt: IS MY HOT DOG READY YET |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #deja-vu #hot-dog #sfw #true-story |
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2,271 | 1/16/2005 | like crazy here pants: HELLO
pants: HELLO
pants: EMERGENCY BEACON GOING OFF LIKE CRAZY HERE
deuce: LET HIM GO HE'S NO USE TO US ANYWAY
pants: PANTS IS DRIFTING INTO OUTER SPACE
deuce: THAT'LL TEACH HIM TO NOT LEARN TO USE A SECURING LINE |
deuce pants |
#death #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #earthrise-background #moon-background #sfw #space |
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2,272 | 1/17/2005 | the troll guild .(atandt): ASHAMED OF MY BEHAVIOR
(atandt): FORGOT TO PAY FEES TO THE TROLL GUILD
atandt: NOW AN EX-TROLL |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #sfw #thought #troll #whisper #woodring-room-background |
|
2,273 | 1/18/2005 | cancer of the breakfast spigot: MY BONER WAS MANY THINGS TO MANY PEOPLE
spigot: BUT REALLY I'M HERE TO TALK ABOUT HOW GAY THINGS GET IN STALL 4
pants: HOW GAY IS IT
spigot: I MEAN BREAKFAST CANCER OR WHATEVER
pants: SO GAY THEY SERVE HAPPY MEALS |
pants spigot |
#cancer #no #pants-spigot #photo #spurty-frog #woodring-den-background |
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2,274 | 1/19/2005 | the day before the end of the world hanford: BONEQUEST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY
pants: OH SORRY I'LL BE QUIET
hanford: STATIC STATIC SHOUTING MORE STATIC MORE PEOPLE SHOUTING
hanford: GUNSHOTS AND SCREAMS THEN BREAKING WINDOWS
pants: GONNA FUCK ME A ZOMBIE |
hanford pants |
#gonna-fuck-me-a #necrophilia #woodring-room-background #zombie |
|
2,275 | 1/20/2005 | the spigot man can spigot: AND A ONE AND A TWO AND A
spigot: WHO CAN TAKE A BONG / HIT
spigot: AND HOLD IT IN HIS HEAD
spigot: AND EAT A BOX OF COOKIES / SUCK A COCK / AND GO TO BED
pants: THE SPIGOT MAN CAN
spigot: THE SPIGOT MAN CAN |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #bonghit #candyman #cocksucking #cookies #marijuana #pants-spigot #sammy-davis-jr #singing #willy-wonka |
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2,276 | 1/21/2005 | relax this is state of the art equipment spigot: GUESS WHAT'S IN MY FACE RIGHT NOW
pants: I GIVE UP
spigot: YES YES AND YES
pants: DOES IT START WITH C OR D OR Q
pants: HOLY GOD YOU'VE DISCOVERED LOST TREASURE |
pants spigot |
#guessing-game #lost-treasure #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,277 | 1/22/2005 | zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing spigot: ZOING ZOING ZOING ZOING ZOING ZOING ZOING ZOING DROPPING THE WHIPPED CREAM CONTAINER AND ZOING ZOING ZOING ZOING STUMBLING OVER TO THE COUNTER TO HELP A CUSTOMER |
spigot |
#photo #physical-comedy #repetition #sfw #spigot-solo #whippits #woodring-den-background |
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2,278 | 1/23/2005 | day one: problem discovered hanford: WHERE DID ALL THE ZOMBIES COME FROM
pants: I THOUGHT THIS WAS A GAY DISCO |
hanford pants |
#black-background #disco #hanford-pants #manass #zombie |
|
2,279 | 1/24/2005 | print dialog theatre spigot: FORGETTING ABOUT THE PRINT DIALOG AND TAKING A LONG LUNCH
spigot: TAKING A LONG SHIT WITH CONTINUED DISREGARD FOR THE PRINT DIALOG
deuce: THIS CONCLUDES TODAY'S PRINT DIALOG THEATRE
spigot: GOING HOME FOR THE WEEKEND (PRINT DIALOG) |
deuce spigot |
#background #deuce-spigot #print-dialog #woodring-field |
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2,280 | 1/25/2005 | all over the webcam spigot: THAT LAST JERK FELT HURRIED
pants: YOU'RE NOT REALLY A DOCTOR
spigot: PLEASE STAY SEATED
pants: I CAN'T AFFORD THIS PROCEDURE
spigot: PLEASE RUB YOUR BALLS ALL OVER THE WEBCAM LIKE WE DISCUSSED
pants: THIS MAKES ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE |
pants spigot |
#health #malpractice #pants-spigot |
|
2,281 | 1/26/2005 | day two pants: WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT ZOMBIES COULD CAUSE SO MANY PROBLEMS
atandt: GO FIGURE
atandt: WHAT WOULD BUTTMAN DO
pants: BUNCHED UP IN THE CRAWLSPACE GOING ON 39 HOURS NOW
atandt: ZOMBIES LIKE TO PISS AND SHIT EVERYWHERE
pants: THAT WAS ME (ALSO I POURED BONGWATER ON THE FLOOR) |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #black-background #bong #buttman #piss #zombie |
|
2,282 | 1/27/2005 | sick little games pants: FISH CANNOT CARRY GUNS
deuce: THAT'S DEBATABLE !!!!!!!!!!
pants: I'LL BE TROFF AND YOU BE NROFF AND WE'LL BOTH BE FAGS
deuce: I WILL NOT BE A PART OF YOUR SICK LITTLE GAMES !!!
pants: T DEUCE TROFF OR NROFF PICK ONE (ODDLY PERSISTANT)
deuce: BLHABLHLABHALBHALBLHBALBHL PISSING AND SHITTING HIMSELF FROM THE STRESS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #gun #huffy-pants #mousehole #piss #shit #stress #typo #unix #woodring-room-background |
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2,283 | 1/28/2005 | lol brb spigot: G G G G
deuce: PFFFFTTTTHHHH
deuce: I FARTED !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HHAHAHAH FSKH
spigot: LOL BRB!!!!!!!
: SPIGOT NEVER COMES BACK
deuce: ROTFLMAO !!!!!!! |
deuce spigot |
#caption #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #farts #lol #mousehole #spigot-leaves #woodring-room-background |
|
2,284 | 1/29/2005 | suicide girls spigot: [REDACTED] ARE......... HIDEOUS
deuce: ACCURATE SAMPLING METHODS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #nonstandard-title-panel #redacted-text #suicide-girls #title-mismatch #woodring-den-background |
|
2,285 | 1/30/2005 | nose and glasses pants: WILL YOU SIT WITH ME
deuce: ONLY IF YOU WIPE ME (HAVE BEEN NEEDING A WIPE FOR A GOOD THREE HOURS NOW)
pants: RAINCHECK
deuce: VERY WELL I WILL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER PATRON
pants: YOU WON'T HAVE TO LOOK FAR (NOSE AND GLASSES)
deuce: IN THE GAHGAHLGAHLGAHLAGHL OF THE GAHLGALHAGHLGAHLGAHLGALHGAHLGA |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants |
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2,286 | 1/31/2005 | bad baby deuce: I JUST WANT TO BE HELD, MAYBE SHAKEN VIGOROUSLY LIKE A BAD BABY SO IT SCRAMBLES MY BRAINS |
deuce |
#baby #deuce-solo #shaken-baby #woodring-den-background |
|
2,287 | 2/1/2005 | tsunami victims aid spigot: IT'S ALWAYS GIMME GIMME WITH FLOOD VICTIMS
spigot: MMM URF SNICKERS
spigot: MMMM HOMPH BOMPH THREE MUSKETEERS
spigot: HUGHGHGHGHG FISTFULLS OF SKITTLES
spigot: BUH MORE TWIX MUH BUH COOKIE CRUNCH |
spigot |
#candy #cookie-crunch #current-events #flood #sfw #snickers #spigot-solo #three-musketeers #twix #woodring-field-background |
|
2,288 | 2/2/2005 | what have you done pants: ARE THOSE PEOPLE DEAD |
pants |
#murder #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-den-background |
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2,289 | 2/3/2005 | a cocksucking commando storming the countryside pants: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
pants: I'M A COCKSUCKING COMMANDO STORMING THE COUNTRYSIDE
spigot: T PANTS I DON'T LIKE THAT GAY TALK
pants: I'M SORRY |
pants spigot |
#cocksucking #gay-talk #not-gay #pants-spigot #watch-the-profanity #woodring-room-background |
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2,290 | 2/4/2005 | honk if you jerk for jesus pants: I JERK FOR JESUS
pants: HE LOVES ME SO
pants: SPURTING ON HIS TITS, ETC. |
pants |
#honk #jerking #jesus #pants-solo #spurt #tits #woodring-room-background |
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2,291 | 2/5/2005 | do you know spigot: DO YA KNOW / WHERE YOU'RE GOING TO
spigot: DO YA LIKE THE THINGS THAT / LIFE IS SHOWING YOU
deuce: ARGLE BARGLE
(spigot): CAN I START BY BLOWING YOU
deuce: OKAY WE'RE GOING TO STOP THIS PERFORMANCE RIGHT NOW |
deuce spigot |
#blowjob #deuce-spigot #diana-ross #singing #whisper #woodring-field-background |
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2,292 | 2/6/2005 | double anal (deuce): ANAL
spigot: SIGNING HERE MEANS THAT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT DOUBLE ANAL ACTUALLY MEANS TWO IN THERE AT THE SAME TIME |
deuce spigot |
#anal #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #mousehole #porn #whisper #woodring-room-background |
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2,293 | 2/7/2005 | boldly going where no man blah blah duh spigot: THERE IS LIFE IN THIS STALL
spigot: CLEARLY |
spigot |
#sfw #spigot-points #spigot-solo #stall #star-trek #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,294 | 2/8/2005 | the gang is all here pants: DID I MISS ANYTHING?
spigot: DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING
spigot: LOO LOOLOO LOOLOO LOOLOOLOOLOO |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,295 | 2/9/2005 | a very good thing pants: SO SORRY ABOUT THE FATNESS
pants: I'LL CLEAN THAT UP LATER
deuce: I NEED PORN ALL DAY LONG
pants: GOOD THING WE HAVE A PORN TUNNEL |
deuce pants |
#boner #coy-pants #drunk-deuce #fatness #porn #woodring-field-background |
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2,296 | 2/10/2005 | thurs day night deuce: OKAY HERE I AM
pants: WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME
pants: I NEED MY OIL CHANGED AND MY BATTERY TERMINALS RECONNECTED
pants: IT'S THURSDAY AND THAT'S A BIG NIGHT FOR A FREAKISHLY FAT WHORE SUCH AS MYSELF |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #fatness #mousehole #thursday #whore #woodring-room-background |
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2,297 | 2/11/2005 | the teflon dong spigot: THE TEFLON DONG
pants: WHO CALLED FOR A CAB
pants: I MEAN BUZZED FOR A FAG
deuce: DING DONG |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot |
|
2,298 | 2/12/2005 | never make fun pants: NO COME BACK
pants: I'M SORRY
pants: I SWEAR I'LL NEVER MAKE FUN OF YOUR INFERIOR DICKSUCKING ABILITIES AGAIN |
pants |
#come-back #dicksucking #insult #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,299 | 2/13/2005 | my fucking snack spigot: HOT BUTTERY COCK WILL BE MY FUCKING SNACK
pants: I'M FRIGHTENED
spigot: FAT AND WET |
pants spigot |
#cock #moustache #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,300 | 2/14/2005 | it takes place under the sink spigot: EITHER THIS IS THE JIZZ BUS OR IT ISN'T
pants: DING DING
spigot: OFER
pants: ACTUALLY IT'S MORE OF A SPURT TROLLEY
spigot: EITHER WAY I'M STARTING TO THINK I WORE A TIE FOR NOTHING |
pants spigot |
#bus #huffy-pants #jizz #pants-spigot #pants-under-the-sink #sink #trolley #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,301 | 2/15/2005 | boners and bongs deuce: BONERS AND BONGS
spigot: AND IT TOOK PEPPERIDGE FARM TO PUT THEM TOGETHER |
deuce spigot |
#boner #bong #deuce-spigot #pepperidge-farm #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,302 | 2/16/2005 | make a splash hit a seal spigot: WHY HAS PANTS BEEN IDLE FOR 650 MINUTES???????
spigot: WHEN HE KNOWS I HAVE A SOUVENIR FOR HIM FROM THE GAY PRIDE PARADE!!!!
spigot: THE PUNCHLINE IS: SOMETIMES YOU MAKE A SPLASH AND HIT A SEAL |
spigot |
#concerning-picture-frame #idle #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
|
2,303 | 2/17/2005 | much too short pants: MY WANG IS TOO SHORT (TUGGING, WEIGHT SET) NOTHING AND WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN
deuce: BE SURE TO CURL IT AROUND A STICK AND PULL |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #natural-male-enhancement #penis #plant #wang #woodring-field-background |
|
2,304 | 2/18/2005 | news paper pants: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I DON'T KNOW GO READ A NEWSPAPER OR SOMETHING |
pants |
#amazon #huffy-pants #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,305 | 2/19/2005 | more like a mouth story deuce: JUST THE WAY WE ARE
pants: NO
deuce: A LOVE STORY
pants: MORE LIKE A MOUTH STORY BECAUSE I DON'T SEE THE LOVE UNLESS YOU CALL "SPURT" LOVE
pants: T DEUCE ARE YOU FOOD (SERIOUSLY DROOLING) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #mouth #mouth-of-pants #spurt #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,306 | 2/20/2005 | a celebration of women spigot: CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLONK BONK URF MACE RAPINGS |
spigot |
#mace #rape #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,307 | 2/21/2005 | and yes pants: VICODIN
pants: BONGHITS
pants: CHOCOLATE MILK
pants: AND YES
pants: I DO WANT TO FIGHT ABOUT IT |
pants |
#bonghit #chocolate-milk #pants-solo #vicodin #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,308 | 2/22/2005 | all mixed up spigot: NUGGGGGGGGG
spigot: I GET MEAGAN'S LAW AND COLE SLAW ALL MIXED UP |
spigot |
#cole-slaw #meagans-law #nuggh #pun #sfw #spigot-points #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,309 | 2/23/2005 | but that is your solution for everything deuce: THE BIRD'S TAPPING ITS BEAK ON THE WINDOW AGAIN
pants: FEED HIM DICK THROUGH THE MAIL SLOT |
deuce pants |
#bird #bonequest-hd #deuce-pants #mousehole #ornithology #woodring-room-background |
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2,310 | 2/24/2005 | anal warming problem spigot: FOLKS THERE'S A FRUIT MONSTER IN THE LIVING ROOM
pants: AND HE'S MAD
pants: IF ONLY WE'D FIXED GLOBAL WARMING IN TIME
deuce: YOU'RE ONLY GOING TO ANGER IT MORE BY LABELLING IT
spigot: SO CAN SOMEONE INSIDE GOOGLE CHANGE ALL REFERENCES FROM GLOBAL WARMING TO ANAL WARMING (USING BBEDIT OR MS WORD) |
deuce pants spigot |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-pants-spigot #folks #global-warming #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,311 | 2/25/2005 | an official spice girl deuce: OKAY PEOPLE I JUST SAT AND WATCHED ALL THE WAY THROUGH SPICEWORLD
net: THAT MAKES YOU AN OFFICIAL SPICE GIRL BRINGING THE TOTAL UP TO SEVEN |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #mousehole #sfw #spice-girls #woodring-room-background |
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2,312 | 2/26/2005 | intro to facepaint pants: READY???
spigot: OKAY I'LL START
spigot: DICKS ON FIRST
spigot: BALLS ON SECOND
pants: WHO IS WINNING
spigot: YOUR FAT FACE ON THIRD
pants: THIS IS CONFUSING
spigot: SERIOUS VAUDEVILLE HERE IN TOILET FOUR
pants: ALL THESE LIFE CHOICES
pants: I WISH I HAD SPENT MORE TIME SITTING IN JUNIOR COLLEGE COURSES
spigot: THERE REALLY AREN'T ANY WINNERS OR LOSERS
spigot: MY COMEDY WOULD BE BETTER IF I HADN'T GOTTEN A D IN INTRO TO FACEPAINT |
pants spigot |
#college #facepaint #intro-to-facepaint #pants-spigot #vaudeville #woodring-room-background |
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2,313 | 2/27/2005 | check it out pants: CHECK IT OUT: YOU HAVE CANCER ............. NOW |
pants |
#cancer #mousehole #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
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2,314 | 2/28/2005 | day three: it dawns on him the army is never coming and he is so OH GOD THEY GOT IN OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD pants: EVENTUALLY THE ZOMBIES WILL BREAK THROUGH THE FLOOR AND EAT ME
pants: THE ARMY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE HOURS AGO
pants: REALLY RATHER CURIOUS WHY (MASTURBATES SELF) I WASN'T CHOSEN TO (SOMEHOW MANAGES TO MASTURBATE SELF AGAIN) ENTER HEAVEN |
pants |
#heaven #pants-solo #title-mismatch #zombie |
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2,315 | 3/1/2005 | complete this sentence spigot: YOU AND YOUR BIG SCIENCE WORDS ABOUT POO
spigot: HONKING
pants: AND THE OSCAR GOES TO |
pants spigot |
#filler-panel #honk #oscar #pants-spigot #poo #science #sfw #weird-pants-face |
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2,316 | 3/2/2005 | chow down or forever hold your peace deuce: GLAHGLAHGLAGHLAGHLAGHLA DICKS
spigot: IF I AM HEARING YOU RIGHT.......
spigot: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #deuce-spigot |
|
2,317 | 3/3/2005 | fired for what spigot: WE LOST THE BROKEN BROOM HANDLE AND WE THREW A KEGGER IN THE BASEMENT |
spigot |
#basement #fired #sfw #spigot-solo |
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2,318 | 3/4/2005 | comic sans bold 42 points, honey pants: HIM AND THE REST OF NORTH AMERICA
pants: SHUT UP
pants: NO YOU SHUT UP |
pants |
#comic-sans #pants-solo #sfw #verdana #woodring-room-background |
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2,319 | 3/5/2005 | yet another case of mistaken identity net: I THINK THAT'S DON KNOTTS
pants: LET'S JACK HIM OFF |
net pants |
#don-knotts #handjob #hello-world #net-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,320 | 3/6/2005 | load ness spigot: I AM A LOAD OF JIZZ
deuce: LET'S GET IT ON
deuce: OOOH BABE
spigot: MY LOADNESS WAS NOT AN INVITATION TO COMEDY
deuce: LET'S GET IT ON |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #jizz #singing |
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2,321 | 3/7/2005 | away from keyboard pants: GAGGING ON A FOREIGN OBJECT
deuce: I AM THAT FOREIGN OBJECT
: Away From Keyboard [X]
: Away message:
: uncreator antimessiah poison wave universal endbringer
: [ OK ] [ Cancel ] |
deuce pants |
#antimessiah #behind-the-scenes #deuce-pants #endbringer #poison #uncreator #universal #wave #woodring-room-background |
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2,322 | 3/8/2005 | god told a joke once pants: CAN WE LICK IT BUT NOT PRICK IT AND THEREFORE CAUSE IT TO EXPLODE
deuce: I AM CONCERNED ABOUT THE RISK OF ICKING ANYTHING
pants: T DEUCE THE DICK PIT OPENS IN NINE MINUTES
: Away From Keyboard [X]
: Close
: Away message:
: ALL DEAD HERE
: [ OK ] [ Cancel ]
: PANTS TAPS HIS WATCH
deuce: I SEE |
deuce pants |
#all-dead-here #behind-the-scenes #caption #deuce-pants #dick-pit #drunk-deuce #tooltip #watch #windows #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,323 | 3/9/2005 | dismiss the dialog box spigot: SIR THERE SEEMS TO BE A MISTAKE
pants: THIS IS HARDLY THE TIME OR THE PLACE
spigot: YOUR DICK HAS FLOPPED OUT OF YOUR PANTS AND INTO MY MOUTH
spigot: I'M NOT ZONED FOR THIS
spigot: (FINES)
: pants > WHY DID YOU RENT A FORKLIFT
: pants > oh
: spigot > MY DOG SAYS I'M NOT ALLOWED TO TALK TO YOU (ONLINE OR OTHERWISE)
pants: JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY
pants: DROWN HIM IN WARM SUDSY AIDS
pants: OR MAKE HIM TALK (WHATEVER)
spigot: OKAY I'LL HAVE ONE MORE JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER BUT THEN BED
pants: IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
pants: WHY WON'T YOU DISMISS THE DIALOG BOX |
pants spigot |
#aids #behind-the-scenes #dialog-box #dog #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #peanut-butter #woodring-field-background #zoning |
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2,324 | 3/10/2005 | new coke spigot: GUESS WHAT I AM: HONK CLONK SLURP BONK DUH
spigot: HINT: THE UN-COLA
spigot: ANSWER: A HARDON
spigot: A HARDON |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #bonk #clonk #duh #fiddle-faddle #hardon #honk #low-res #physical-comedy #repetition #slurp #spigot-solo |
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2,325 | 3/11/2005 | butterfly soup deuce: YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND
pants: BUTTERFLY SOUP
pants: THE DAMN THINGS WON'T HOLD STILL
pants: FURTHERMORE I CAN'T GET THEM CANNED |
deuce pants |
#butterfly #cunt #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #insect-eating #plant #silence-of-the-lambs #woodring-field-background |
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2,326 | 3/12/2005 | big boss lawyer pants: I'LL BE OSCAR WILDE AND YOU BE OSCAR THE GROUCH
spigot: I WISH TO BE OSCAR FROM L.A. LAW
spigot: HURRRR I'M THE BIG BOSS LAWYER
spigot: OKAY THERE WAS NO OSCAR |
pants spigot |
#la-law #pants-spigot #sesame-street #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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2,327 | 3/13/2005 | atari 2600 adventure pants: IT TURNS OUT THE SO-CALLED DUCK WAS ACTUALLY A DRAGON AND NOW I OWE CHILD SUPPORT
hanford: ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT ATARI 2600 ADVENTURE |
hanford pants |
#adventure #atari #child-support #fuck-a-duck #hanford-pants #white-background |
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2,328 | 3/14/2005 | beating off the cancer patient spigot: (AHEM)
spigot: LET ME BE CLEAR ABOUT WHY I BEAT OFF THE CANCER PATIENT
spigot: HE WAS GOING TO DIE ANYWAY |
spigot |
#beating-off #cancer #masturbation #spigot-solo #weird-picture-frames #woodring-den-background |
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2,329 | 3/15/2005 | some kind of horrible pants: MIGHTY FUCKING FUNNY SIR
pants: PLEASE DECLAW ME I AM GOING TO HURT MYSELF AND OTHERS
deuce: WHAT
pants: YOU HEARD ME |
deuce pants |
#cat #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #king-of-the-hill #woodring-room-background |
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2,330 | 3/16/2005 | these united states spigot: DO OTHER COUNTRIES THINK IT'S FUNNY TO PLACE [UNITED STATES] IN ITS ALPHABETICAL POSITION IN A COUNTRY POP-UP INSTEAD OF AT INDEX NUMBER 1 WHERE IT BELONGS NO MATTER WHAT
deuce: PARENTS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dj-jazzy-jeff #fresh-prince #mountain-background #patriotism #usa |
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2,331 | 3/17/2005 | still not totally sure what you are getting at deuce: IF SOMEONE HERE COULD SUCK MY DICK I'D APPRECIATE IT
deuce: ANYONE SERIOUSLY ANYONE
deuce: OBVIOUSLY I MEAN YOU
pants: OFER |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,332 | 3/18/2005 | not me pants: PORN AND DICK
spigot: ABSOLUTELY IN THAT ORDER
pants: HAVE WE GOT A CONSENSUS HERE
pants: IT'S DICK WE'RE ALL WORRIED ABOUT
spigot: NOT ME |
pants spigot |
#porn #white-background |
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2,333 | 3/19/2005 | many moods of pants pants: HEY RUBE
pants: WHAT'S THE RUMPUS
pants: IS THIS SEAT TAKEN
pants: G-G-G-G-GHOSTS
pants: T PANTS HOW MANY PANTS
pants: HULK SMASH
.(pants): IS THIS THING EVEN ON
pants: WHAT IF I NEVER COME DOWN
pants: NOT JUST THE RUMP
pants: SO DIZZY
(pants): ANY PORT IN A STORM
pants: COCKS |
pants |
#blue-background #dizzy #ghost #green-background #huffy-pants #hulk #multipants #multiple-backgrounds #multiplicity #pants-solo #red-background #shakespeare #thought #weird-pants-face #whisper |
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2,334 | 3/20/2005 | line noise spigot: STOP
deuce: IN THE NAME OF GLHGHG
spigot: MY PTLHJG
deuce: BEFORE YOU GHGLGHGH
spigot: R E S P E C PTLPGH |
deuce spigot |
#aretha-franklin #curly-braces #deuce-spigot #line-noise #sfw #singing |
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2,335 | 3/21/2005 | the seven endless pants: IT'S THE SEVEN ENDLESS NOT THE NINE ENDLESS YOU HAVE SEVEN PLUS A JERKING PIG AND A SPIDER-MAN AND THEY SHOULD NOT BE THERE |
pants |
#bonequest-hd #cerebus #leisure-town #pants-solo #sandman #spider-man #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,336 | 3/22/2005 | water safety with jizzy mcpissface spigot: HERE COMES JIZZY MCPISSFACE WITH HIS BEACH TOYS
spigot: HEY GANG JIZZY MCPISSFACE HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT WATER SAFETY
spigot: SUPPOSE SOMEONE DUMPS A BUCKET OF SAND UPSIDEDOWN ON YOUR HEAD WITH ONLY A SMALL HOLE WHERE YOUR MOUTH SHOULD GO
spigot: THEN A HUGE BLACK DICK CHOKES YOU UP GOOD AND BLUE
spigot: PUCKER UP BUTTERCUP
spigot: I'M GOING TO CARVE UP YOUR HONKY ASS
spigot: THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY |
spigot |
#bbc #gay #jizz #mountain-background #piss #rape #sand #spigot-solo #water-safety |
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2,337 | 3/23/2005 | food tube pants: HAVE WE TRIED PUTTING THE FOOD TUBE IN HER CUNT |
pants |
#cunt #current-events #pants-solo #terri-schiavo #woodring-field-background |
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2,338 | 3/24/2005 | seeds or a peanut deuce: BRAWWWK
pants: YOU SHOULD GIVE HIM SOME SEEDS OR A PEANUT
deuce: HE'LL JUST CRAP THEM OUT EVENTUALLY (MY STUDIES SHOW) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #poo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,339 | 3/25/2005 | will goths proudly serve their country pants: WILL GOTHS PROUDLY SERVE THEIR COUNTRY
pants: WAIT WAIT WAIT
pants: OKAY NOW ALL THE PEPPERED SALAMI IS GONE |
pants |
#coy-pants #fat #food #goth #huffy-pants #pants-solo #patriotism #peppered-salami #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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2,340 | 3/26/2005 | a sewing machine deuce: MY CHURCH CLOTHES
pants: SOILED, TORN, STAINED
pants: WE SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT A SEWING MACHINE INSTEAD OF CRACK |
deuce pants |
#church-clothes #crack #deuce-pants |
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2,341 | 3/27/2005 | emacs deuce: C-X `
pants: YOU'RE A POWER USER
deuce: IN EMACS THAT MEANS FIND NEXT ERROR AND THEN SUCK DICK
pants: BUT YOU CAN'T FIND THE JERKCITY KEY
pants: MAN YOU SUCK: FIND THAT FUCKING KEY AND YOU'LL BE THE KING |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #emacs #unix #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,342 | 3/28/2005 | fuck off fatty deuce: NOW FUCK OFF FATTY
pants: :Q
deuce: NOT VI FAGGOT
pants: :Q! |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #vi #woodring-field-background |
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2,343 | 3/29/2005 | loop deuce: I BELIEVE THIS WILL BE THE LAST BEER
pants: YET STILL
pants: OH HOLY GOD
pants: THAT'S A GOOD ONE
pants: NICE AND STURDY
deuce: I BELIEVE THIS WILL BE THE LAST BEER
pants: YET STILL
pants: OH HOLY GOD
pants: THAT'S A GOOD ONE
pants: NICE AND STURDY |
deuce pants |
#beer #blue-background #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #repetition #sfw #weird-pants-face |
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2,344 | 3/30/2005 | funny names and no windows deuce: DON'T TRY TO GET OUT OF THIS BY SHOWING ME YOUR BALLS
pants: DUCKS ARE STEALING MY PENIS
deuce: OKAY I'M GOING TO EXIT THIS CONVERSATION NOW
pants: I AM BIG LIKE TUNA CAN
pants: NUGGGGGGGH HULK WEAR CHAPS, VISIT BARS WITH FUNNY NAMES AND NO WINDOWS
deuce: STILL OUT OF THE CONVERSATION |
deuce pants |
#chaps #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #duck #hulk #mousehole #nuggh #the-sopranos #woodring-room-background |
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2,345 | 3/31/2005 | some kind of wonderful contest pants: YANKING AND PULLING
pants: WAITING FOR THE PRIZE
pants: WHAT WILL I WIN THIS TIME |
pants |
#pants-solo #prizes #pulling #sfw #waiting #woodring-field-background #yanking |
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2,346 | 4/1/2005 | richard nixon is dead deuce: WHO ARE YOU
pants: PANTS WHO LOVES DICK MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF
pants: OR PRESIDENT NIXON I'M NOT SURE
deuce: BUT NIXON IS DEAD
pants: THEN I'M PANTS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dick #identity-crisis #mousehole #nixon #politics #woodring-room-background |
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2,347 | 4/2/2005 | sun shine pants: YOU ARE THE SUNSHINE OF MY LIFE
deuce: I DO NOT THINK THAT I AM
pants: I'M GOING TO HUMP YOU UNTIL YOU BELIEVE |
deuce pants |
#denial #deuce-pants #humping #rape #sunshine #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,348 | 4/3/2005 | can we just say i have combination skin and leave it at that spigot: CAN WE JUST SAY I HAVE COMBINATION SKIN AND LEAVE IT AT THAT
spigot: HELLO
spigot: LOOKING FOR GAY GAGS AND QUEER ZINGERS
spigot: SENSING A LITTLE JUDGEMENT FROM YOU HOMOPHOBES
spigot: HOMOPHOBES ARE WORDS WHICH SOUND THE SAME BUT ARE SPELLED G-A-Y |
spigot |
#comedy #gay #grammar #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,349 | 4/4/2005 | deepest darkest africa pants: MEANWHILE BACK IN THE DARKEST REGIONS OF AFRICA: HUALGHULAGHLAG
pants: (DICKLICKING TO DRUMBEATS)
pants: HUALG HUALG UHAGULG HAGAH GLHALUUH LUGHAL UHGULA LHGAL UAGHLU AAHGA LHAL BRRRRR DRILLING NOISES BLAGUBHLABGLABG |
pants |
#africa #cocksucking-noises #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,350 | 4/5/2005 | sir fagsalot pants: IN THE BEGINNING
pants: THE LORD MADE THE EARTH
pants: THE HEAVENS THE HILLS AND THE SEAS
pants: THEN HE CREATED THE SUN AND THE STARS
pants: AND HIS ROTTEN SON SIR FAGSALOT CAME DOWN HERE TO SUCK COCK
deuce: THE END
pants: SO WE STUCK HIM UP ON A POST OR SOMETHING
pants: ACTUALLY HE ALREADY CAME BACK ONCE
pants: BUT WE BURNED HIM UP AT WACO (THAT'LL TEACH HIM) |
deuce pants |
#david-koresh #deuce-pants #jesus #theology #woodring-room-background |
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2,351 | 4/6/2005 | behind our collective backs, under our very noses deuce: FOR GOD'S SAKE THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF GAYNESS WHILE I WAS GONE
pants: QUITE A BIT IN FACT (WIPES CHIN) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #gay #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,352 | 4/7/2005 | interactive fiction deuce: OPEN DOOR
pants: THE DOOR IS OPEN
deuce: SUCK DICK
pants: THE DICK IS BEING SUCKED
deuce: THIS INTERACTIVE FICTION SUCKS
pants: YOU WIN! SCORE: 1/1 |
deuce pants |
#beef #deuce-pants #dicks #infocom #winner #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,353 | 4/8/2005 | any one deuce: WHO WANTS TO LICK MYD ICK
: DEUCE CONVENIENTLY IGNORES HIS TYPO
deuce: ANYONE |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #dicklicking #typo #woodring-field-background |
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2,354 | 4/9/2005 | lonely and sad spigot: LONELY AND SAD
spigot: AND ONLY DICK WILL HELP
spigot: BONK BONK
spigot: GUIDE ME I'M BLIND
spigot: BONK DONK POKING |
spigot |
#dick #physical-comedy #woodring-field-background |
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2,355 | 4/10/2005 | taint misbehaving spigot: IS THERE SOMETHING HAPPENING ON A TINY SPECK OF DIRT ISLAND HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLD????? BECAUSE IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS COFFEE CAKE!!!!!
deuce: LET'S GET BACK TO THE REGION BETWEEN MY BALLS AND ASSHOLE |
deuce spigot |
#chaos-theory #coffee #coffee-cake #confectionery #deuce-spigot #nuggh #taint #woodring-field-background |
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2,356 | 4/11/2005 | gay at 300 baud pants: WHO WANTS TO BE GAY AT 300 BAUD (ALSO 1200, 9600, 14400, 28800, 56K) |
pants |
#modem #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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2,357 | 4/12/2005 | fiction with a bite deuce: TWO LARGE OBVIOUSLY GAY BATS SOARED THROUGH THE NIGHT SKIES, THEIR BATLY WINGS FLIPPING AND FLAPPING AND FLYING AROUND WITH RADAR
spigot: BUT
spigot: PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THINK I CAN ONLY WRITE ABOUT ONE THING
deuce: BUT WHAT |
deuce spigot |
#bat #batly-wings #deuce-spigot #flappity-bats #gay-bats #radar #viscera #woodring-den-background |
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2,358 | 4/13/2005 | pants on the motherfucking moon pants: POKING THE INSIDES WITH A STICK
pants: WATCHING THEM SHIVER
pants: THEN EATING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT |
pants |
#earthrise #earthrise-background #fatness #moon #pants-solo #photo-background #poking |
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2,359 | 4/14/2005 | very much exactly like the toaster pants: HOW MANY OF US WOULDN'T BE HERE IF IT WASN'T FOR RAPE
atandt: ARE YOU OR
pants: SEX WITH THINGS THAT DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX BACK
atandt: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
pants: LIKE THE TOASTER
atandt: I DIDN'T FUCK IT I JUST CAME ON ITS LEG |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #communism #dogshit #double-negative #fighting-irish-pose #huffy-pants #mousehole #rape #woodring-room-background |
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2,360 | 4/15/2005 | a typically plaintive request spigot: COMPUTER ..........
spigot: MAKE ME POPULAR
pants: SPIGOT THE BEAR WILL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THESE MESSAGES |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #sfw #spigot-the-bear #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,361 | 4/16/2005 | santa claus deuce: SANTA CLAUS IS HUMPING MY GOWN
pants: HE'S HUMPING WHAT'S UNDER IT ANYWAY |
deuce pants |
#christmas #deuce-pants #santa-claus #the-crow #woodring-room-background |
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2,362 | 4/17/2005 | nazi backwards deuce: THE BEST PART ABOUT UNIX IS THAT SPELLED BACKWARD IT READS "NAZI" |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #mousehole #nazi #unix #woodring-room-background |
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2,363 | 4/18/2005 | kiss the bunny on the nose spigot: I ALSO SUSPECT THAT NOBODY AT VISCERA IS REALLY GAY AFTER ALL
deuce: KISS THE BUNNY ON THE NOSE |
deuce spigot |
#bunny #deuce-spigot #viscera #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,364 | 4/19/2005 | rape kit spigot: I NEED A RAPE KIT
pants: THE GOOD KIND ????
pants: MAKE YOUR OWN: DUCT TAPE, BALL GAG, SCISSORS, CEMENT MIX, STEEL DRUM, JARS OF URINE
pants: (LOOKS INTO CAMERA) WHAT'S IN YOUR RAPE KIT, AMERICA
deuce: DO THE JARS NEED TO BE PREFILLED |
deuce pants spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #cement #commercial #credit-card #deuce-pants-spigot #drums-of-concrete #fourth-wall #rape #rapekit #somber-deuce #the-good-kind #urine #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,365 | 4/20/2005 | please help me spigot: DOES ANYBODY HERE KNOW HOW TO HOOK MY QUICKCAM UP TO MY ROOMMATE |
spigot |
#quickcam #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,366 | 4/21/2005 | past my bedtime spigot: WHOEVER JIZZED ALL OVER MY WHEELCHAIR I HOPE YOU GET IN TROUBLE
spigot: I'M STAYING UP PAST MY BEDTIME TO SUCK DICK AND NOBODY'S HERE
spigot: MAKES ME WONDER WHY JERKCITY EVEN EXISTS |
spigot |
#dicksucking #jizz #meta #spigot-solo #wheelchair #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,367 | 4/22/2005 | what just happened in here deuce: THE SILENT BEATOFF TRAIN
pants: AND THE PARTICULARLY NOISY BEATOFF TRAIN |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #masturbation #mousehole #trains #woodring-room-background |
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2,368 | 4/23/2005 | others like me spigot: HERE'S A LINK TO OTHER DUMPY FAT GIRLS!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#porn #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,369 | 4/24/2005 | picture of a wall hanging : picture of pants on the wall of a home |
#bonequest-hi-fi #no-dialog #picture #woodring-room-background |
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2,370 | 4/25/2005 | more willing pants: I, LESS ENTERTAINING THAN THE CHEAPEST TAMIGOCHI
deuce: BUT MORE WILLING
spigot: CAUSE IF YOU LICK MY DICK
spigot: MY ACHEY BREAKY DICK
deuce: FURRRRRP
spigot: HELLO
spigot: BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP
deuce: OPERATOR HE HUNG UP
spigot: CAUSE IF YOU LICK MY D
spigot: HELLO
spigot: HELLO |
deuce pants spigot |
#beep-boop-boop-beep-beep-boop-beep #billy-ray-cyrus #bonequest-hd #deuce-pants-spigot #singing #tamagotchi #telephone #telephony #woodring-den-background |
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2,371 | 4/26/2005 | wake up everybody wake up pants: WAKE UP PEOPLE
pants: MY BALLS ARE GLOWING SOFTLY
deuce: MAKING A MESS |
deuce pants |
#balls #deuce-pants #mess #mousehole #radiation #woodring-room-background |
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2,372 | 4/27/2005 | two big balls down a hill spigot: GET THE HELL OFF MY DONG (PUNCHING YOU)
spigot: HURRR BEING CHASED BY TWO BIG BALLS DOWN A HILL
spigot: WHERE CHASED = GETTING TEABAGGED I.E. YOUR NUTS ARE SLAPPING MY FOREHEAD |
spigot |
#balls #punching #spigot-solo #teabagging #woodring-field-background |
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2,373 | 4/28/2005 | from the trade center pants: FALLING FROM THE TRADE CENTER
deuce: SHOOTING YOU AS YOU FALL SO THAT WE CAN MAKE A SOCRATIC FIRST-SEMESTER LEGAL QUESTION BECOME FACT |
deuce pants |
#9-11 #deuce-pants #intervening-cause #legal #legalese #sfw #suicide #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,374 | 4/29/2005 | one at a time net: DICKS ON IN AROUND OVER UNDER NEAR ME
net: AND THE OTHER PREPOSITIONS TOO
deuce: THERE ARE LOTS YOU'LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH THEM ONE AT A TIME
net: DICKS ABOUT ME
net: DICKS BESIDES ME
net: DICKS INSIDE ME
net: DICKS SINCE ME
net: DICKS ABOVE ME
net: DICKS ACROSS ME
net: DICKS AS NATIONAL HERITAGE
net: DICKS AFTER ME
net: DICKS AGAINST ME
net: DICKS ALONG ME
net: DICKS AMONG ME
net: DICKS AROUND ME
net: DICKS AT ME
net: DICKS BEFORE ME
net: DICKS BEHIND ME
net: DICKS VS. COMMON SENSE
net: DICKS BENEATH ME
net: DICKS BESIDE ME
net: DICKS BETWEEN ME
net: DICKS BEYOND ME
net: DICKS BUT ME
net: DICKS BY ME
net: DICKS CONCERNING ME
net: DICKS DESPITE ME
net: DICKS CRAWLING WITH AIDS
net: DICKS DOWN ME
net: DICKS DURING ME
net: DICKS EXCEPT ME
net: DICKS EXCEPTING ME
net: DICKS FOR ME
net: DICKS FROM ME
net: DICKS IN ME
net: DICKS INTO ME
net: DICKS WITHOUT BORDERS
net: DICKS OVER ME
net: DICKS PAST ME
net: DICKS REGARDING ME
net: DICKS ROUND ME
pants: AWWW YEAH
pants: GO TEAM
net: DICKS THROUGH ME
deuce: MAN WHAT A FAG
net: DICKS THROUGHOUT ME
net: DICKS TILL ME
net: DICKS TO ME
: NET TAKES A DRINK OF WATER
net: DICKS TOWARD ME
net: DICKS UNDER ME
net: DICKS UNDERNEATH ME
net: DICKS UNTIL ME
net: DICKS UP ME
net: DICKS UPON ME
net: DICKS WITH ME
pants: HIGH SCORE!!! ENTER YOUR INITIALS
net: DICKS WITHIN ME |
deuce net pants |
#aids #deuce-net-pants #dicks #grammar #high-score #overlong #prepositional-phrases #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,375 | 4/30/2005 | life in the big city with pants pants: THAT WHICH GETS DICKS INTO MY MOUTH IS MY FRIEND
pants: THEREFORE AHABJASBF DIUASKDFBLKAF NAOILSFH BABLAB ALABLABALHAG
deuce: PAY ATTENTION HERE PEOPLE
pants: SERIOUSLY: LIFE IN THE BIG CITY (WITH PANTS) |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking #deuce-pants #dicks #litbcwp #mouth-of-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,376 | 5/1/2005 | bubble sort pants: SORT ME
deuce: T PANTS WHAT METHOD OF SORTING WOULD YOU LIKE
deuce: T PANTS YOU CAN SELECT BETWEEN A MERGE SORT, SHELL SORT, QUICK SORT, OR HORRIBLE PAINFUL RAPE SORT
pants: T DEUCE A BUBBLE SORT OF MY BALLS WILL DO NICELY |
deuce pants |
#algorithms #balls #bubble-sort #deuce-pants #horrible-painful-rape-sort #mergesort #mousehole #pointing #programming #quicksort #shellsort #sorting #sorting-algorithms #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
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2,377 | 5/2/2005 | /dev/null atandt: THE MISSIONARY POSITION
ozone: ON AND ON ABOUT "LOWERING HIM INTO /DEV/NULL AND NOT LETTING GO THIS TIME"
atandt: EVERYBODY'S DOIN' IT
hanford: FANBOY SOUNDS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE FUNBOY
hanford: ARE YOU SURE THIS IS LEGAL
atandt: JEFFREY!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU JEFFREY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
atandt hanford ozone |
#atandt-hanford-ozone #fighting-irish-pose #green-background #jeffrey-dahmer #punctuation #unix |
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2,378 | 5/3/2005 | this calls for deuce: GOES ON FOR HOURS
pants: A FILLIBUSTER EH
pants: THIS CALLS FOR ... COCKSUCKING
deuce: GLHGALH GAHLAGLH GALHGAL HAGLHGAHAG |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #oasis #politics |
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2,379 | 5/4/2005 | i hit my head spigot: IS THIS WHERE I CAN SIGN UP FOR THE GAY GAMES
spigot: HOW ABOUT THE AIDS WALK
spigot: I BROUGHT A PATCH FOR THE BIG QUEER QUILT OR WHATEVER
spigot: CAN I JUST SIT HERE THEN IF I'M NOT GAY
spigot: ALL RIGHT I'M GAY
spigot: THIS IS AN AIDS BRUISE RIGHT HERE, I SWEAR TO GOD
spigot: I GOT IT WHILE SUCKING DICK
spigot: I HIT MY HEAD |
spigot |
#aids #dicksucking #not-gay #queer-quilt #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,380 | 5/5/2005 | he leaks when he shuffles, folks deuce: SO WHY CAN'T YOU SHUFFLE CARDS
(atandt): CONSTIPATION
deuce: THAT TOTALLY SUCKS DUDE
atandt: I LEAK WHEN I SHUFFLE
deuce: IS IT MOSTLY AIR OR MOSTLY LIQUID
atandt: BUT NOTHING BIG COMES OUT |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #cards #constipation #drunk-deuce #plant #poo #sack-filled-with-severed-penises #shit #whisper |
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2,381 | 5/6/2005 | i am an ultimately pointless exercise spigot: I'M AN ULTIMATELY POINTLESS EXERCISE IN PISSING AND PUNCHING
deuce: T SPIGOT I DISAGREE WHOLEHEARTEDLY
deuce: T SPIGOT THAT MEANS "WITH ALL MY HEART" |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #disagreement #piss #punching #woodring-field-background |
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2,382 | 5/7/2005 | would you not not like spigot: WOULD YOU NOT NOT LIKE TO NOT UNLICK A DICK YOU DIDN'T LICK??!?!?!!?
spigot: ANSWER ME |
spigot |
#dicklicking #grammar #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,383 | 5/8/2005 | gay dingus pants: I'M SOME MANNER OF GAY DINGUS
deuce: I DON'T KNOW THAT WORD
deuce: "GAY"
spigot: UH
deuce: WHAT DOES IT MEAN
spigot: I USED TO THINK IT WAS AN ADJECTIVE BUT NOW I SEE HOW IT CAN ALSO BE A BIG FAT NOUN RIGHT HERE IN MY FACE AND DESK (PLEASE CALL MY MANAGER ASAP) |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #gay #grammar #woodring-field-background |
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2,384 | 5/9/2005 | in which pants fucks a bunny pants: BUNNIES LIKE DICK
pants: WELL THEY SEEMED TO
pants: NOW THEY'RE BURST |
pants |
#bestiality #bunny #fun-with-wildlife #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,385 | 5/10/2005 | meet me at john wayne pants: WILL I FINALLY GET LAID IN HELL
deuce: YES
deuce: YES YOU WILL
pants: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: AND IF WE GO TO HEAVEN, MEET ME AT JOHN WAYNE
deuce: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PASSING OUT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #heaven #john-wayne #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,386 | 5/11/2005 | working for the weekend spigot: SIRS
spigot: I SWEAR I BOTTLED UP ALL MY URINE
spigot: PUT DOWN THE STICK
spigot: I CAN BE QUIET
spigot: PLEASE CALL MY BBS |
spigot |
#bbs #spigot-solo #urine #woodring-field-background |
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2,387 | 5/12/2005 | did you know deuce: I'M NOT SEXIST IT'S JUST THAT ALL WOMEN ARE INFERIOR |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #not-sexist #woodring-room-background |
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2,388 | 5/13/2005 | goodbye to everyone forever spigot: SO I'LL SAY GOODBYE TO EVERYONE IT WAS REAL FUN HANGING OUT BUT OBVIOUSLY I DON'T BELONG HERE
spigot: LEAVING NOW
spigot: SERIOUSLY PRACTICALLY ALL THE WAY OUT THE DOOR
spigot: PUTTING ON MY JACKET FOR REAL
spigot: HI GANG I'M SOME OTHER GUY NAMED SPIGOT (NOT THE SAME GUY FROM BEFORE) |
spigot |
#goodbye-to-all-my-online-friends-forever #leisure-town #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
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2,389 | 5/14/2005 | jerkcity pants: YOU THINK SO HUH
pants: IF YOU CALL THE COPS SO HELP ME GOD I'LL FUCK YOU INSIDE OUT AND PUT YOUR BODY IN A DRUM
pants: VALHALLA I AM COMING |
pants |
#cop-blocking #dont-tell-anyone #drums-of-concrete #help-me-god #huffy-pants #led-zeppelin #murder #pants-solo #violent-sex #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,390 | 5/15/2005 | the what factor deuce: THE GAG FACTOR
pants: NOT A FACTOR |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #gag-factor #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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2,391 | 5/16/2005 | wishing aloud loudly again spigot: IF ONLY THERE WERE SOMEONE HERE TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE
spigot: AND KICK ME IN THE NUTS
spigot: AND TELL ME I'M PRETTY |
spigot |
#physical-comedy #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,392 | 5/17/2005 | sorry for the wide distribution spigot: WHERE ARE MY BALLS
spigot: I HAD TWO BALLS IN MY TROUSERS AND NOW THEY
spigot: SEEM TO HAVE "MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED". WOULD
spigot: WHOEVER TOOK THEM *PLEASE* RETURN THEM AS THEY
spigot: ARE NEEDED FOR TESTING. CC:ALL |
spigot |
#balls #carbon-copy #cc #mailing-list #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #so-many-points-one-bubble-cant-contain-them #spigot-solo #testicles #wide-distribution #woodring-field-background |
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2,393 | 5/18/2005 | why are they fighting, anyway deuce: PUTTING MY BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH AND CHEWING IS TANTAMOUNT TO AN INSULT |
deuce |
#balls #deuce-solo |
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2,394 | 5/19/2005 | really drilling down pants: BRRRRRRRRRRRRR DRILLING DOWN BRRRRRRRRRRR
deuce: T PANTS AND NO POO DOES NOT COUNT
bung: T PANTS LET US KNOW WHEN YOU STRIKE DICK
deuce: TO MAKE JEWELRY, ETC.
bung: WE CAN SMELT THE DICK ORE
bung: I WAS THINKING OF TOKENS FOR THE GLORY HOLE MACHINES |
bung deuce pants |
#bung-deuce-pants #drilling #glory-hole #mining #poo #somber-deuce #woodring-field-background |
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2,395 | 5/20/2005 | originally published 6-jan-1998 14:12:27 pants: FEED ME HOSTESS PRODUCTS
pants: AND/OR LITTLE DEBBIE
deuce: INSTALLING NT SERVICE PACK 3 (SO I CAN PLAY QUAKE II FULLSCREEN)
spigot: HOMPH HOMPH LEMON HOMPH HOMPH COULD BE APPLE HOMPH HOMPH COCONUT |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #fat #fatness #homph #hostess #january #little-debbie #mountain-background #onomatopoeia #originally-published #quake #quake-ii #sfw #windows-nt |
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2,396 | 5/21/2005 | rock the vote pants: I'M AN AMERICAN
pants: AND I VOTE
deuce: SOMETIMES FOR PEANUTS
pants: FOR DICK USUALLY
pants: DICK AND PEANUTS FOR ME, PLEASE |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants #dick #peanuts #politics #woodring-field-background |
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2,397 | 5/22/2005 | actual ad copy submitted to client (rejected) spigot: THAT CRAZY GUY! HE SURE LOVES HAVING HIS DICK IN A WARM PLACE, WHETHER YOU'RE A HIGHLY PAID WHORE OR A RETARDED ANIMAL. |
spigot |
#fun-with-wildlife #ipod #psp #spigot-solo #whores #woodring-field-background |
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2,398 | 5/23/2005 | i call it happy hour deuce: THE BEST HOUR EVER (WELL FOR YOU)
deuce: FOR THE REST OF US IT IS AN UNCOMFORTABLE, UNPLEASANT HOUR
pants: HE MAKES THESE NOISES AND HIS FACE SCRUNCHES UP AND THEN HE SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT AN EARLY MEETING AND LEAVES
deuce: NOT BECAUSE WE ARE BEING MOUTHRAPED BUT BECAUSE WE ARE FORCED TO WATCH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #happy-hour #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,399 | 5/24/2005 | cracked by spigot the bear spigot: CLEAR
spigot: ^C
spigot: ?BREAK IN 20
spigot: ]LIST
spigot: 10 REM **** JERKCITY ****
spigot: 20 REM ** REALLY CRANKING THE MORRISSEY **
spigot: 30 REM ** CAPTAIN CRUNCH TRIED TO FUCK ME **
spigot: CRACKED BY SPIGOT THE BEAR |
spigot |
#apple-ii #captain-crunch #morrissey #piracy #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,400 | 5/25/2005 | you heard me pants: YOU HEARD ME: I SAID CAPTAIN CRUNCH TRIED TO FUCK ME |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #captain-crunch #eerie-predictions #moon-background #oasis #pants-solo |
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2,401 | 5/26/2005 | paris hilton pants: MY KNUCKLES HURT
pants: I SHOULD NEVER HAVE GONE OUT TO PARTY WITH MUPPETS
pants: THANKS TO PARIS THE DIPSHIT I HAD TO CHANGE MY PHONE NUMBER |
pants |
#huffy-pants #muppets #pants-solo #paris-hilton #pink-floyd #woodring-field-background |
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2,402 | 5/27/2005 | wikipedia uncredited woman: ACCORDING TO WIKIPEDIA, MY NAME IS JUST "GIRL"
deuce: SOMEONE PUNCH HER IN THE FUCKING MOUTH
pants: AS A SEX OFFENDER I HOPE TO SOMEDAY GROW MY OWN VICTIM
deuce: NOW WORK THE KIDNEYS
pants: THIS STORY ALWAYS ENDS WITH HER FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS |
deuce pants |
#citation-needed #deuce-pants #girl #uncredited-character #wikipedia #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,403 | 5/28/2005 | dog biscuits spigot: MY DOG KEPT STARING AT ME WHILE I BEAT OFF SO I HAD TO GIVE HER A BISCUIT |
spigot |
#beating-off #dog #full-metal-jacket #fun-with-wildlife #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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2,404 | 5/29/2005 | where is my pulitzer prize ozone: FUCK YOU
ozone: YEAH THAT'S RIGHT
spigot: WHERE IS MY PULITZER PRIZE FOR DICK JOKES |
ozone spigot |
#dick-jokes #fuck-you #mousehole #ozone-spigot #pulitzer #woodring-room-background |
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2,405 | 5/30/2005 | love deuce: IN A WORLD FULL OF PRICKS......
deuce: I AM A GAY
deuce: PHYSICISTS CALL IT GAY SELF-INDUCTION
pants: I CALL IT LOVE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #gay #lowercase #mousehole #physics #science |
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2,406 | 5/31/2005 | the way of the world ozone: SEE FIGURE 1
deuce: MOM SAID NOT TO TRUST YOU WHEN YOU GET GROPY
deuce: OR IS IT GROPEY
deuce: AT ANY RATE YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DOING IT NOW |
deuce ozone |
#deuce-ozone #drunk-deuce #groping #mom #poo #white-background |
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2,407 | 6/1/2005 | math is hard deuce: Y = M X + (ARIA GIOVANNI)
deuce: ALSO POSSIBLY Y = (JULIE MORRISON) X + B |
deuce |
#algebra #analytic-geometry #aria-giovanni #deuce-solo #julie-morrison #math #porn #pornstars |
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2,408 | 6/2/2005 | i can hear beautiful music pants: WHY THIS CALLS FOR A SONG
pants: I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW
pants: THE BALLS ARE GONE
pants: WAIT NO THERE THEY ARE
pants: CURSED THINGS
uncredited woman: PLEASE GIVE ME A NAME |
pants |
#anna #balls #cursed #girl #jimmy-cliff #pants-solo #singing #uncredited-character #woodring-room-background |
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2,409 | 6/3/2005 | you gots to like thems deuce: GHGALH GALHGLHGHGA TIME DILATION
deuce: IF I MOVE REALLY FAST AND I SEE MY OWN DICK GETTING A BONER VERY SLOWLY
pants: OH YOU GOTS TO LIKE THE FREAKY ONES |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #huffy-pants #physics #relativity #yellow-background |
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2,410 | 6/4/2005 | tucked into your belt deuce: WHO WANTS TO PLAY THE CUNT GAME
pants: SHOOT THEM ALL
deuce: MY ASS IS BLEEDING CHECK IT OUT (DROP PANTS, TURN AROUND, MOON)
pants: OR WAVE IT AROUND A LITTLE
deuce: DINGALINGALING
pants: HELL JUST SHOW 'EM IT'S TUCKED INTO YOUR BELT |
deuce pants |
#cunt #deuce-pants #mooning #plant #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
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2,411 | 6/5/2005 | my old spice pants: CALLING THE PROSTITUTE BEFORE BREAKFAST BUT AFTER COFFEE
pants: AND NO I'M NOT GONNA BRUSH MY TEETH FOR A WHORE
pants: FRANKLY, YOU STUPID COCKSUCKERS ARE LUCKY I'M WEARING OLD SPICE |
pants |
#cocksucker #coffee #coy-pants #hello-world #pants-solo #programming #prostitute #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,412 | 6/6/2005 | fat floppy dick spigot: I'M THE MINISTER OF SILLY WALKS - URRFF HURRRG I'M A FAT DORK
spigot: JOHN CLEESE WAS MY FAVORITE, NEXT WAS TOM BAKER
spigot: I LIKED THE MOVIE ABOUT KNIGHTS
spigot: I'D ALSO LIKE TO SUCK FAT FLOPPY DICK UNTIL MY SINUSES CLEAR UP
spigot: OKAY BUT TRY TO GET IT ALL OVER MY FACE |
spigot |
#facial #microsoft-chat #monty-python #smug-spigot #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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2,413 | 6/7/2005 | nothing but clear skies pants: NOTHING BUT CLEAR SKIES, GAYNESS
pants: I LOVE IT
pants: MMMMM MMMMMMM KISSING THEIR LITTLE HEADS MMMMM |
pants |
#pants-solo #their-little-heads #weather #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,414 | 6/8/2005 | asked to leave the sports bar spigot: WHAT THE
pants: YOU PEOPLE SICKEN AND DISGUST ME
spigot: YOU AND YOU
pants: BUHHHHHHH QUEER
spigot: OUT |
pants spigot |
#dna #gay #huffy-pants #mousehole #pants-spigot #queer #sickening #woodring-room-background |
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2,415 | 6/9/2005 | quite firm about it spigot: THE GUY IN STALL ELEVEN DOESN'T MAKE CHANGE
spigot: THAT'S HIS POLICY AND HE'S QUITE FIRM ABOUT IT
spigot: WHICH I CAN RESPECT
spigot: ALSO NO CANADIAN COINS
spigot: HE HAD A LOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT |
spigot |
#canada #coins #money #sfw #spigot-solo #stall #woodring-room-background |
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2,416 | 6/10/2005 | i have a message from another time pants: I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM ANOTHER TIME
pants: IT SAYS
pants: "YOUR FINGERS ARE SAFE, DON'T WORRY"
pants: DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
pants: COME WITH ME TO THE SHED |
pants |
#message #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
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2,417 | 6/11/2005 | mexican queers in walnut creek spigot: LOOKING FOR MEXICAN QUEERS IN WALNUT CREEK ASAP
(atandt): I STEPPED ON ONE
spigot: QUE?
atandt: SORRY
atandt: WAIT WAIT COME BACK I THOUGHT YOU SAID LEPRECHAUNS |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #california #come-back #leprechauns #mexicans #walnut-creek #whisper #woodring-room-background |
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2,418 | 6/12/2005 | smoosh the people i think are prostitutes then run away pants: IS THIS GRAND THEFT AUTO OR ANIMAL CROSSING ???? EITHER WAY I CONFUSE IT WITH MANHUNT AND TRY TO SLOWLY STRANGLE YOU WITH A BAG
pants: MY MINIGAME OF "SMOOSH THE PEOPLE I THINK ARE PROSTITUTES THEN DRIVE AWAY" SOON BECOMES "RUN FROM THE POLICE" AND MAN ALIVE I CAN DO THAT FOR HOURS
pants: TOO MUCH COFFEE (A LITTLE DIZZY, A LITTLE TIRED) |
pants |
#animal-crossing #coffee #coy-pants #dizzy #dj-rapekit #drugs #grand-theft-auto #manhunt #pants-solo #police #prostitute #woodring-field-background |
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2,419 | 6/13/2005 | wonder why nobody called while i was out : PANTS FINDS SHIT IN HIS BEARD
pants: OH WOW MAN
pants: I WONDER HOW LONG THAT'S BEEN GOING ON (CHECKS POCKETS, FINDS ENOUGH CHANGE TO BUY COFFEE, WANDERS AROUND DOWNTOWN FOR A WHILE, MASTURBATES IN THE GREYHOUND RESTROOM EVEN AFTER ASSURING SECURITY I WOULD NOT, RETURNS HOME TO FIND NO MESSAGES) |
pants |
#answering-machine #bay-area #beard #coffee #downtown #greyhound-restroom #masturbation #pants-solo #shit #shit-in-your-beard #telephone #telephony #weird-pants-face |
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2,420 | 6/14/2005 | not guilty spigot: THE DONG WHISPERER
deuce: I THINK I DESERVE A **BLOWJOB**
spigot: OKAY THE DONG SHOUTER
deuce: I'VE SERVED MY COUNTRY WELL AND I LIKE **BLOWJOBS**
spigot: OKAY THE DONG LICKER
deuce: IT'S NOT EVEN YOUR DONG IS IT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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2,421 | 6/15/2005 | fun and games pants: IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEBODY SUCKS A COCK
pants: THEN IT'S BUSINESS
deuce: SERIOUS BUSINESS
deuce: THEN THE GAMES REALLY BEGIN
pants: THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW YOU'RE DOWNTOWN
spigot: DOWN / TOWN |
deuce pants spigot |
#cocksucking #deuce-pants-spigot #petula-clark #singing #woodring-field-background |
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2,422 | 6/16/2005 | pretending, knowing, beating off a little dick: I'M PRETENDING MY MOUTH ISN'T FOR SALE (BUT IT REALLY IS)
deuce: I'M KNOWING IT IS |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #dick #die-trying #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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2,423 | 6/17/2005 | bright orange pants spigot: WITH THESE BRIGHT ORANGE PANTS AND THIS FLASHY SIREN ATOP MY HEAD AND THESE ROLLER SKATES I CAN TRAVEL FROM TOWN TO TOWN AS THE COCKMOBILE
spigot: WOOO HOOO DING DING DING DING WAKE UP AMERICA OOF URF OW OKAY NO PROBLEM DING DING DING DING WHAM WHAM BAM BAM CLONK BONK OKAY LITTLE DIZZY HERE WITH THE SKATES
spigot: FUCK THIS |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #cockmobile #dizzy #injury #physical-comedy #sfx #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,424 | 6/18/2005 | this film is not yet rated spigot: YAY WE'RE TOGETHER
spigot: FUCKING BE GAY WITH ME OR GET OUT
deuce: I'M NOT GAY (REALLY)
spigot: THAT IS QUITE FRANKLY TOO MUCH URINE FOR ONE FACE |
deuce spigot |
#be-gay-with-me #deuce-spigot #face #gay #kaff #not-gay #urine #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,425 | 6/19/2005 | free donkey rides spigot: I'M ON TOP OF THE DONKEY NOW
spigot: COCKS AND NUTS AND BALLS AND DICKS
spigot: SPLASH MY JIZZ ON STUPID CHICKS
spigot: LET'S SING A SONG A BONERS, A SONG A QUEERS
spigot: JERKING / JERKING
spigot: ALL FALL DOWN
spigot: GETTING DOWN OFF THE DONKEY |
spigot |
#balls #church-group #donkey #jizz #original-song #singing #spigot-solo #white-background |
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2,426 | 6/20/2005 | attack of the clones pants: SO ANYWAY I CLONED A DICK AND LICKED IT
pants: T DEUCE LAWS NO
deuce: T PANTS WAS IT JUST LIKE THE ORIGINAL ?!?!?!?
pants: T DEUCE EVERY DICK A LITTLE DIFFERENT (EVEN EXACT COPIES, AS IT TURNS OUT) |
deuce pants |
#cloning #deuce-pants #dicklicking #science #white-background |
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2,427 | 6/21/2005 | beating off with what deuce: IF I JERK OFF IN THIS CUP WILL IT SAVE THE LITTLE SQUIGGLIES
pants: ARE YOU A GOOD PERSON
deuce: I'M GOOD SOMETIMES
pants: THEN THE SQUIGGLIES WILL STAY WITH YOU FOREVER AND EVER
deuce: THAT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD (BEATING OFF WITH SANDPAPER) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #masturbation #mousehole #sandpaper #sperm #squiggles #woodring-room-background |
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2,428 | 6/22/2005 | because is why as it turns out pants: WHY DO I HAVE TO CALL YOU GNU/DEUCE FROM NOW ON
deuce: BECAUSE (TIGHTENING NOOSE) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #gnu #huffy-pants #open-source #sfw #strangulation #suicide #unix #woodring-room-background |
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2,429 | 6/23/2005 | lower case deuce: I'M LEARNING THE TEACHINGS OF JESUS CHRIST
deuce: I'M A VOLCANO
deuce: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
deuce: MAYBE THAT WOULD BE FUNNIER IN LOWERCASE
deuce: i'm a volcano
deuce: brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
deuce: SEE I WAS RIGHT |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #jesus #lowercase #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,430 | 6/24/2005 | i swear to god pants: THIS IS P.A.N.T.S. REQUESTING IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE
pants: CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME
pants: KAFF KAFF KAFF COCKPIT FILLING WITH SMOKE KAFF KAFF OKAY LET'S START OVER GO BACK TO THE PART WHERE I REQUEST ASSISTANCE (TOP OF PAGE 4) AND... THIS IS P.A.N.T.S. REQUESTING IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE |
pants |
#cockpit #huffy-pants #kaff #pants-solo #sfw #space #uncategorized-background |
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2,431 | 6/25/2005 | do not attempt spigot: FOLKS I'M A PROFESSIONAL DICKLICKER ON A CLOSED COURSE (DO NOT ATTEMPT) |
spigot |
#dicklicking #folks #spigot-solo |
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2,432 | 6/26/2005 | both arms and a toaster oven net: T DEUCE I'M PRODDING YOU WITH A BACKDOOR/SUBSEVEN TROJAN HORSE
deuce: T NET COULD YOU MOVE IT AROUND MORE BECAUSE I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING IN MY CAVERNOUS ASS
net: THAT'S STEALTH, BABY
deuce: NO IT'S THAT I'M WELL USED
net: NOW THAT I'VE BOTH ARMS AND A TOASTER OVEN UP THERE I REALIZE THAT'S THE CASE
deuce: I DO NOT LIE ABOUT SUCH THINGS EXCEPT WHEN I FEEL LIKE LYING WHICH IS MOST OF THE TIME |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #drunk-deuce #insertion #malware #true-story #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,433 | 6/27/2005 | our most valuable resource spigot: MY ASS AND NUTS
spigot: OUR MOST VALUABLE RESOURCE
spigot: DISAPPOINTED BY THE RICH MILK CHOCOLATE BUT DELIGHTED BY THE NOUGAT
spigot: WAIT A MI
spigot: MUH |
spigot |
#chocolate #fatness #nougat #nuts-of-spigot #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,434 | 6/28/2005 | who broke the ps command pants: WARNING: BAD PS SYNTAX, PERHAPS A BOGUS '-'? SEE HTTP://PROCPS.SF.NET/FAQ.HTML
pants: WHICH ONE OF YOU DUMPY BEARDO DUMBSHITS FUCKED UP PS
pants: MAYBE YOUR FREAKISHLY BACKWARDS THIRD-WORLD COUNTRY CAN'T AFFORD DASHES BUT HERE IN ***AMERICA*** IT IS HOW WE PASS OUR ARGUMENTS |
pants |
#beardo #pants-solo #procps #third-world #unix #url #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,435 | 6/29/2005 | scrub with hot soapy water deuce: TELL SPIGOT MAMA I'M IN LOVE WITH A GANGSTA
spigot: T DEUCE SCRUB WITH HOT SOAPY WATER UNTIL YOU'RE GAY |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #coolio #deuce-spigot #gangsta #soapy #woodring-field-background |
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2,436 | 6/30/2005 | heretofore unreleased jerkcity podcast hanford: WHAT PART OF WE DON'T HAVE THE BUDGET FOR A JERKCITY PODCAST DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND
pants: BUT THE BUNNIES KEEP DYING
hanford: "THEME TO SPIGOT THE BEAR"
pants: THOSE THAT DON'T DIE ARE FORCED TO WORK
hanford: NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR A JERKCITY PODCAST
pants: THEY ARE TERRIBLE AT SORTING CARROTS |
hanford pants |
#bunny #dj-rapekit #hanford-pants #podcast #rabbit #sfw #spigot-the-bear #techno #white-background |
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2,437 | 7/1/2005 | i, unix domain socket deuce: I'M A UNIX DOMAIN SOCKET
deuce: FUCK MY DRY CUNT |
deuce |
#cunt #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #unix #woodring-room-background |
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2,438 | 7/2/2005 | should have stayed on the farm spigot: WHAT I REALLY WANT TO DO IS DIRECT THE COCKS INTO MY MOUTH AND THEREBY ELIMINATE THE MIDDLE MAN (OR MEN, OR GROUP OF BLACK MEN, OR THE INTERNET)
deuce: DON'T YOU MEAN "TAKING OUT THE TRASH" AND "CLEANING THE WINDOWS" |
deuce spigot |
#cleaning #cocks #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #farm #mouth #woodring-room-background |
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2,439 | 7/3/2005 | how cheap deuce: IT'S LIKE I'M A HOOKER
bung: HOW CHEAP (LOOKING AT A PILE OF CHANGE IN MY HAND)
deuce: A CHEAP CHEAP HOOKER
deuce: CHEAPER THAN YOU WOULD IMAGINE
bung: PUTTING THE QUARTERS BACK IN MY POCKET |
bung deuce |
#bung-deuce #money #plant #prostitute #woodring-field-background |
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2,440 | 7/4/2005 | further adventures in and around the dick pit pants: LOWER ME INTO THE DICK PIT PLZ
pants: COME BACK NEXT WEEK AND CHECK ON ME
pants: SERIOUSLY JUST GO
pants: I'LL BE FINE HERE
pants: THIS TIME I BROUGHT PLENTY OF SINGLES (FOR TIPS) |
pants |
#dick-pit #dicks #pants-solo #stereo #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
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2,441 | 7/5/2005 | you should see the other guy hanford: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY SHOWING UP TO WORK DRUNK
pants: A LITTLE STONED TOO
hanford: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE
pants: I MISTOOK A BUICK FOR A COMPETING MALE PROSTITUTE AND THERE WAS A FIGHT
hanford: HAVE YOU BEEN UP ALL NIGHT TOO THEN
pants: YOU SHOULD SEE THE OTHER GUY |
hanford pants |
#car #drunk #hanford-pants #intoxication #male-prostitute #marijuana #mousehole #prostitute #stoned #woodring-room-background |
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2,442 | 7/6/2005 | and so it goes spigot: IF I CLICK ANOTHER LIGHT-BROWN-HAIRED GIRL PIC WHICH YIELDS A DOPEY COW-EYED RIOT GRRRL STARING OFF INTO SPACE I'M GOING TO LICK MY OWN DICK
spigot: GURF BLURF CHOKING MYSELF DOWN
spigot: LIFE'S RICH PAGEANT |
spigot |
#autofellatio #blurf #dicklicking #dogshit #porn #rem #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,443 | 7/7/2005 | a gay man in my pants (pt. 1) net: ONCE AGAIN, I MUST REPORT THAT THERE IS A GAY MAN IN MY PANTS
deuce: DO I KNOW HIM (OR HER)
net: YES DEFINITELY
net: PERHAPS YOU COULD GET IN HERE WITH US AND TALK HIM OUT OF HERE
deuce: IS IT ME (I'M A LITTLE OUT OF IT RIGHT NOW)
: To be continued tomorrow... |
deuce net |
#acdc #caption #deuce-net #drunk-deuce #gay #gay-man-in-my-pants #mystery #plant #series #to-be-continued #trousers #woodring-field-background |
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2,444 | 7/8/2005 | a gay man in my pants (pt. 2) net: I SUPPOSE I COULD LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE AND SAY HEY FREE FAG
deuce: THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION IS STARTING TO COME INTO FOCUS NOW
deuce: IT'S YOUR OWN DICK ISN'T IT
net: LET ME CHECK
net: YES (YES IT IS) |
deuce net |
#acdc #deuce-net #dick #dicks #fag #gay #gay-man-in-my-pants #mousehole #mystery #series #trousers #woodring-room-background |
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2,445 | 7/9/2005 | was re: what we agreed upon earlier in the day spigot: SUPER DUPER
spigot: DUM DEE DOO LICKING IT
spigot: RE: OUR ARRANGEMENT |
spigot |
#email #puttin-on-the-ritz #space-jew #spigot-solo #was-re #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,446 | 7/10/2005 | all i can spell is pain spigot: IF I TAKE ALL THE LETTERS IN "JERKCITY" AND MIX THEM UP AND TAKE SOME OUT AND PUT NEW ONES I STILL NEED A SPONGE AND A MAP TO THE TOILET
deuce: AND ALL I CAN SPELL IS P-A-I-N |
deuce spigot |
#black-background #deuce-spigot #toilet |
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2,447 | 7/11/2005 | night swimming deuce: TOOT TOOT
deuce: I'M SWIMMING
deuce: OKAY NOW I'M SINKING
deuce: GLUG GLUG GLUG
deuce: HEY THIS IS NO FUN ANYMORE |
deuce |
#blue-background #deuce-solo #night-swimming #sfw |
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2,448 | 7/12/2005 | everything i needed to know spigot: PACE YOURSELF
spigot: FIRST ONE COCK, THEN ANOTHER
spigot: THEN FOUR, THEN EIGHT |
spigot |
#green-background #spigot-solo |
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2,449 | 7/13/2005 | watch what you say pants: MY LITTLE T-REX ARMS ARE FLAILING
deuce: MY VESTIGIAL LIMBS ARE BEATING VIGOROUSLY IN A FRAIL ATTEMPT TO ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING BUT ULTIMATELY I AM DESTINED TO FAIL
pants: NATURE'S GREATEST GIFT: MY AMAZING MOUTH
deuce: EVOLUTION HAS SPECIFICALLY SELECTED ME FOR EXTINCTION
pants: I'M ALL "THE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL MUTANTS SOUNDS TOTALLY GAY TO ME" AND HE GOT REALLY MAD AND FLOATED OUT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dinosaurs #magneto #mouth-of-pants #mutant-registration #red-background #x-men |
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2,450 | 7/14/2005 | c-colorful colorful twinkling lights atandt: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
pants: I LOST MY LIGHTER
atandt: BOYS AND GIRLS
pants: IT'S ORANGE
atandt: COLORFUL TWINKLING LIGHTS
pants: IF YOU FIND IT LET ME KNOW (THANKS) |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #dj-rapekit #huffy-pants #sfw #white-background |
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2,451 | 7/15/2005 | jean-charles, you fool! spigot: CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP HERE COME THE HORSES
spigot: HOLY CHRIST THEY'RE CRAPPING ALL OVER THE STAGE
spigot: WHAT A CRAZY MESS YOU HAVE MADE JEAN-CHARLES
spigot: J'TAIME
pants: AND THE PRESIDENT OF THE BANK WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE
spigot: ALL OVER THE SIDEWALK OUTSIDE THE CAFE THIS IS A CATASTROPHE
spigot: QUICKLY, TAKE THESE SACKS OF FLOUR AND *POOMPH*
spigot: JEAN CHARLES YOU KLUTZ
spigot: JEAN CHARLES YOU HAVE SOILED YOUR LAST PAIR OF TROUSERS AND TODAY IS PICTURE DAY |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #foomph #french #horse #jean-charles #pants-spigot #poo #shit #soiling-myself #yellow-background |
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2,452 | 7/16/2005 | fuck it drinking pants: COCKS
deuce: WELL THERE YOU ARE
deuce: I WAS GETTING JIZZY (OKAY I'M ALWAYS JIZZY)
deuce: I WAS JUST GETTING MORE JIZZY IS WHAT I'M SAYING
deuce: NO THAT'S NOT TRUE EITHER
deuce: FUCK IT DRINKING GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #jizz |
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2,453 | 7/17/2005 | caught in the act spigot: HELLO
spigot: HELLO
.(spigot): ALL ALONE
: SPIGOT PULLS DOWN TROUSERS: HBUGLBUG LUBUGBLH GLBUGHLUBH GLUBHGLU
spigot: JESUS GOD JEAN-CHARLES AND THREE OTHER FAT FRENCH FAGS |
spigot |
#action #caption #french #jean-charles #jesus #spigot-solo #thought #trousers #woodring-room-background |
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2,454 | 7/18/2005 | what spigot brought instead deuce: HURRAY PEOPLE IT'S BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY
spigot: T DEUCE I BROUGHT A BONG INSTEAD |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #bong #deuce-spigot #mousehole #spigot-points #woodring-room-background #zork |
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2,455 | 7/19/2005 | which one is the treathole pants: COULD YOU JUST MEASURE MY SHADOW AND SEE HOW LONG WINTER'LL BE
pants: I'M THE CHRISTMAS FAG
pants: POP ME IN YOUR TREATHOLE |
pants |
#christmas #confectionery #fag #food #hole #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
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2,456 | 7/20/2005 | meet me in heaven by john wayne spigot: SYSTEM.OUT.WRITELN ("I'M FULL OF DICK TODAY"); |
spigot |
#heaven #java #john-wayne #programming #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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2,457 | 7/21/2005 | jerkcity: source pants: GO GO GO
pants: STORM THE FRONT
pants: FIRE IN THE HOLE
pants: STICK TOGETHER TEAM
pants: TAKING FIRE NEED ASSISTANCE
pants: GET OUTTA THERE SHE'S GONNA BLOW
pants: TERRORISTS WIN
pants: DOES THIS COUNT TOWARDS COMMUNITY SERVICE |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #community-service #counterstrike #gaming #legal #pants-solo #radio #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,458 | 7/22/2005 | meet the wizard spigot: I'M THE WIZARD OF NUTS AND COCKS
spigot: AND ALSO BALLS |
spigot |
#balls #cocks #nuts #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,459 | 7/23/2005 | sci-fi western spigot: T PANTS CAN YOU HELP ME DEVELOP A SCI-FI WESTERN THAT TAKES PLACE ENTIRELY IN YOUR MOUTH (WITH MY PRICK) |
spigot |
#mouth #prick #science-fiction #television #western #woodring-field-background |
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2,460 | 7/24/2005 | watch the road pants: JUST WATCH THE ROAD
pants: HUFF THIS
deuce: THINK YOU'RE ALL THAT HUH
deuce: WELL I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU AREN'T BY LICKING YOUR BALLS
pants: OKAY NOW HUFF THIS |
deuce pants |
#all-that #deuce-pants #drugs #huffing #licking #mountain-background #road #solvents #substance-abuse |
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2,461 | 7/25/2005 | in my lifetime pants: WILL I BE ABLE TO AFFORD SPACE TRAVEL IN MY LIFETIME
deuce: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME I DIDN'T GO TO COLLEGE |
deuce pants |
#college #deuce-pants #sfw #uncategorized-background |
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2,462 | 7/26/2005 | all the way back spigot: IF YOU TILT THE PAC-MAN MUG BACK AND FORTH HE CHASES GHOSTS
spigot: CAN WE AFFORD NOT TO SUPPORT CLONING PROSTITUTES
spigot: BUG NO. 490834 I CLICK "GO BACK IN TIME" AND I GET STUCK IN RENAISSANCE (HOPE YOU SEE THIS)
uncredited caveman: ATOUK ZUG-ZUG SPIGOT |
spigot |
#bug-report #deja-vu #pacman #prostitute #renaissance-man #series #spigot-solo #time-travel #uncredited-character #white-background |
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2,463 | 7/27/2005 | i only meant to stay a while spigot: HOW ARE YOU ALL DOING TONIGHT
spigot: WE'D LIKE SOME POTSTICKERS AND I'D LIKE AN ICED TEA PLEASE
spigot: ACTUALLY AS PART OF THE SERVICE I CAN ALSO SING
uncredited caveman: POOKA NEH-SOKU NEH-UNK NIE ZUG-ZUG ZOOK ZOZZZ |
spigot |
#potstickers #renaissance-man #series #sfw #spigot-solo #time-travel #uncredited-character |
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2,464 | 7/28/2005 | you brought me here but can you take me back again spigot: FREE TO BE YOU
spigot: AND ME
spigot: AND MY DICK AND THESE PUDDING CUPS?????????
uncredited caveman: GRRRRR (FOAM) GRRRRRRRRR HUHHHHHH (MORE FOAM) |
spigot |
#dick #food #renaissance-man #series #spigot-solo #time-travel #uncredited-character #white-background |
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2,465 | 7/29/2005 | home at last spigot: TYING MY PRICK TO THE LAMP POST AND SWINGING OUT INTO TRAFFIC IN A COMICAL SLAPSTICK FASHION
spigot: LOOK OUT WOAH HOLY
spigot: OH WE'RE HOME
uncredited caveman: (TREMBLES, URINES SELF) |
spigot |
#physical-comedy #renaissance-man #series #soiling-myself #spigot-solo #time-travel #uncredited-character #urine #woodring-field-background |
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2,466 | 7/30/2005 | high five pants: GOOD ONE
deuce: HOW ABOUT A GOOD RUBBING
pants: HIGH FIVE
pants: YOU HEARD THE MAN MOPS AND BUCKETS PEOPLE ASSES AND ELBOWS THIS INSTANT ON THE DOUBLE
deuce: CHOP CHOP |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #huffy-pants #mop #woodring-field-background |
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2,467 | 7/31/2005 | two best friends pants: WE SHOULD GIVE UP
deuce: PULL AND WANK ON IT
deuce: IT TURNS YOUR PISS MILKY
pants: AND ARRESTY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #milky #piss |
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2,468 | 8/1/2005 | does it pants: (IT GOES IN MY MOUTH)
deuce: DOES IT
pants: (IT DOES)
deuce: OH
pants: (YES)
deuce: STOP THAT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mousehole #mouth #parentheses #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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2,469 | 8/2/2005 | bizarro jerkcity deuce: YOU'RE SCARING ME
pants: (I'M STUCK IN BIZARRO JERKCITY)
pants: (IT'S SOME WEIRD DIMENSION WHERE I SUCK DICK ALL DAY)
pants: (WAIT A MINUTE)
pants: OKAY I WAS UNDER A BLANKET THE WHOLE TIME
pants: HI |
deuce pants |
#bizarro #blankets #dc-comics #deuce-pants #dimension #huffy-pants #woodring-den-background |
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2,470 | 8/3/2005 | this is not a test spigot: I DISLIKE THE BITING
spigot: BUT I DON'T MIND THE CLAMPING
spigot: HOLDING MY BREATH UNTIL I'M GAY IN THE FACE |
spigot |
#clamping #gay-in-the-face #spigot-solo |
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2,471 | 8/4/2005 | t atandt kill yourself atandt: T DEUCE LIVE LONG AND PROSPER
deuce: T ATANDT KILL YOURSELF SO THAT THE REST OF US MAY LEAD FRUITFUL LIVES |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #kill-yourself #mousehole #sfw #star-trek #woodring-room-background |
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2,472 | 8/5/2005 | whatnot spigot: LET'S JUST SAY THERE'S A VERY GOOD REASON THEY'RE CALLED MOUNTIES
pants: I'VE FOUND YOU CAN PRETTY MUCH SHOVE ANYTHING THROUGH THE HOLES AND THEY TAKE IT
pants: WASHERS, GUM WRAPPERS, RUBBER BANDS
spigot: PENCILS AND LITTLE FIGURINES AND WHAT NOT |
pants spigot |
#glory-hole #hole #mounties #pants-spigot #police #rcmp #rubber-band #urine #whatnot #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,473 | 8/6/2005 | freak transporter accident spigot: I'M GAY DUE TO A FREAK TRANSPORTER ACCIDENT |
spigot |
#gay #spigot-solo #transporter-accident #woodring-field-background |
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2,474 | 8/7/2005 | no exit deuce: IT'S A HORRIBLE LIFE (BUT WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD) |
deuce |
#black #dream #louis-armstrong #mousehole #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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2,475 | 8/8/2005 | renaissance man hanford: WHERE DID THE HOMELESS DUDE COME FROM
pants: NO CLUE MAN* |
hanford pants |
#empty-auditorium-background #orange-background #renaissance-man #uncredited-character #which-one-are-you #white-background |
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2,476 | 8/9/2005 | on being owned pants: YOU CAN OWN ME BUT WITHOUT THE 0 AND DEFINITELY WITHOUT THE P
pants: ALSO NO FUNNY COMBINATIONS (P BEFORE 0, P IN PLACE OF 0 OR O)
pants: I'LL JUST LIE BACK AND THINK OF ENGLAND (FOR SOME REASON) |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #england #leetspeak #pants-solo #pwn #sfw |
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2,477 | 8/10/2005 | an extremely sensitive subject deuce: ARE YOU TALKING TO MY NUTS
deuce: IF SO PLEASE WHISPER
deuce: (THEY ARE SENSITIVE) |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #no-carrier #nuts #nuts-of-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,478 | 8/11/2005 | secret cache of dicks pants: THE SECRET CACHE OF DICKS
spigot: WHAT IN THE
pants: BURIED BY A PIRATE (NO DOUBT)
spigot: WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH ALL THESE DONGS
spigot: HAVE YOU SEEN THESE THINGS |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hd #pants-spigot #pirate |
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2,479 | 8/12/2005 | lemon poppy seed muffins spigot: LET'S HAVE A LITTLE LESS COLLABORATION AND COMMUNICATION AND A LITTLE MORE EJACULATION AND MAYBE ALSO LEMON POPPYSEED MUFFINS |
spigot |
#ejaculation #jizz #muffins #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,480 | 8/13/2005 | are you sure deuce: ARE YOU MY MOTHER
net: N
deuce: ARE YOU SURE
net: I DON'T HAVE ANY FIREARMS
deuce: CHECK AGAIN
net: T DEUCE I SAID I UH OK
deuce: FORCING MYSELF BACK INTO YOUR WOMB
deuce: JUST TRY TO SHOVE YOURSELF UP SOMEONE'S COOCHIE AND THEY'LL ALWAYS GIVE IN |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #unbirthing #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,481 | 8/14/2005 | i need a ride back to jerkcity spigot: HAVING A HARD TIME BELIEVING WE'RE ALL THE WICKERMAN
spigot: OKAY I NEED A RIDE BACK TO JERKCITY
spigot: THERE'S A SOCK AND A NAPKIN ON THE FLOOR AND I'M NOT SURE WHAT TO DO |
spigot |
#sfw #spigot-solo #wickerman |
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2,482 | 8/15/2005 | go wait in the tardis spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP DURING JAG
spigot: I MEAN FRIENDS
pants: COULD YOU PLEASE TRY NOT TO EMBARASS ME IN FRONT OF MY ROCKY HORROR FRIENDS JUST THIS ONCE
spigot: WEARING TIGHTS IS PART OF THE FUN (ALSO THROWING RICE AND FILKING) SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST GO WAIT IN THE TARDIS |
pants spigot |
#dr-who #filking #fucking-shut-up #huffy-pants #jag #nerd-culture #pants-spigot #rice #rocky-horror #tardis #tight-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,483 | 8/16/2005 | when is a rape not a rape pants: MOUTH RAPE IS THE MISUNDERSTOOD RAPE
deuce: IT'S NOT REALLY RAPE IF THE VICTIM IS A WOMAN |
deuce pants |
#alice-in-wonderland #deuce-pants #earthrise-background #rape #riddle |
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2,484 | 8/17/2005 | sf boner expo spigot: I MUST SAY THE SF BONER EXPO WAS SORT OF A LETDOWN
pants: NOT ENOUGH OR TOO MUCH
spigot: IT WAS JUST SOME GUY'S APARTMENT |
pants spigot |
#apartment #bay-area #birthday-strip #boner-expo #boners #disappointment #pants-spigot #san-francisco |
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2,485 | 8/18/2005 | led zep pants: MY LED ZEPPELIN T-SHIRT IS FINALLY STARTING TO FADE
pants: MAYBE NOW I CAN HANG OUT IN THE SMOKING SECTION
pants: IT'S GOT THE GUY WITH THE STICKS ON THE FRONT AND ON THE BACK IT'S ALL ZOSO |
pants |
#led-zeppelin #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-room-background #zoso |
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2,486 | 8/19/2005 | helping myself to more sausage spigot: WHAT IF THE CAUSE OF THE BIG PLANE CRASH WAS ME FARTING?!?!?!?!?
spigot: I AM HELPING MYSELF TO MORE SAUSAGE REGARDLESS |
spigot |
#farts #sausage #sfw #spigot-solo |
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2,487 | 8/20/2005 | if so count me in spigot: WHY DOST THOU FLIP AND FLOP THY DONG BENEATH MY CHAMBER DOOR
deuce: BY THAT DO YOU MEAN BEATING YOU SILLY AND SHOVING YOUR HEAD INTO A BATHTUB FULL OF WARM PISS
deuce: IF SO COUNT ME IN ??? |
deuce spigot |
#edgar-allan-poe #piss #poetry #the-raven #woodring-field-background |
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2,488 | 8/21/2005 | gay about the face spigot: GAY ABOUT THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STARRING SPIGOT
pants: I'VE SEEN THIS ONE
spigot: LORDY |
pants spigot |
#deja-vu #pants-spigot #red-background |
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2,489 | 8/22/2005 | for some odd reason deuce: T PANTS SO APPARENTLY I'M A BIG JOKE TO YOU
pants: T DEUCE YOU'RE LIKE A FUNNY CLOWN YES
pants: T DEUCE MY KEYBOARD IS FUCKED UP (SPACEBAR STICKY FOR SOME ODD REASON) |
deuce pants |
#clown #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #keyboard #woodring-field-background |
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2,490 | 8/23/2005 | sun shine spigot: SIR YOU ARE SPREADING/SMEARING SUNSHINE ALL OVER MY FACE |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #sunshine #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,491 | 8/24/2005 | his innermost secret thoughts .deuce: I FEEL LIKE JERKING
.deuce: BUT I WON'T LET THE DEVIL CONTROL MY BEHAVIOR
.deuce: INSTEAD I'LL YANK |
deuce |
#bacon #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #devil #jerking #mousehole #satan #thought #woodring-room-background |
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2,492 | 8/25/2005 | a healthy debate this is not ozone: (EV1): UNIT 0, REVISION 3.
deuce: COCKS ???
ozone: DICKS !!!
deuce: WE'RE IN AGREEMENT THEN |
deuce ozone |
#deuce-ozone #drunk-deuce #unix #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,493 | 8/26/2005 | those are my butterscotches deuce: THE SWEET ACRID AROMA OF SPIGOT'S HATEFUL MEAN, WELL-DESERVED WORDS
deuce: CLEARLY INDICATING THAT I DO NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD ACRID
spigot: AHEM
deuce: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I DON'T FIND OUT WHO'S STEALING MY PEANUT BRITTLE THINGS I'M GOING TO BLOW A GASKET AND THEN CONTINUE WHINING
spigot: THOSE ARE MY BUTTERSCOTCHES |
deuce spigot |
#adjectives #deuce-spigot #mean-words #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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2,494 | 8/27/2005 | i see you sucking deuce: I SEE YOU SUCKING AROUND THE CORNER
spigot: DID YOU BUILD A PERISCOPE OUT OF TWO MIRRORS AND A MILK CARTON |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #science |
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2,495 | 8/28/2005 | pick a card spigot: IT'S NOT A PARTY WITHOUT ME FOLKS
spigot: HUGHGYHGHG HGHUGHGUH SOMEONE PICK A CARD
spigot: SIR YOU ARE REALLY BANGING MY HEAD AGAINST THE BOWL VERY HARD NOW |
spigot |
#sfw #sir #spigot-solo #violent-disapproval #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,496 | 8/29/2005 | make me get out spigot: PROSPERO'S BALLS
deuce: JUMPIN' JEHOSEPHAT
spigot: GET OUT
deuce: MAKE ME |
deuce spigot |
#balls #deuce-spigot #get-out #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,497 | 8/30/2005 | toxic shock deuce: ALL THAT POUNDING REAMERY IS GIVING ME TOXIC SHOCK |
deuce |
#anal #deuce-solo #tampons #toxic-shock #woodring-room-background |
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2,498 | 8/31/2005 | your bird-like dick pants: ANYWAY IF I HAVE NO FREE WILL THEN I MIGHT AS WELL JUST SUCK ALL THE DICKS AT ONCE IS WHAT I'M SAYING
deuce: AND BEGIN
pants: YOUR BIRD-LIKE DICK
deuce: IN THAT IT HAS A BEAK OR THAT IT MAKES BUK BUK BUK SOUNDS (BOTH TRUE)
uncredited caveman: GAHHHHHHHHHHHH NUGGGGGGGGH GAAAAH HUNNGH NUGGGH HUHHHHHHH |
deuce pants |
#buk #cocksucking #deuce-pants #free-will #nuggh #plant #renaissance-man #uncredited-character #woodring-field-background |
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2,499 | 9/1/2005 | a very happy ending spigot: THEN WE ADJOURNED TO THE LOUNGE FOR COMPLIMENTARY FACIALS
deuce: BOY DID WE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #facial #lounge #woodring-field-background |
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2,500 | 9/2/2005 | delicious pesto pizza pants: I'D DONATE TO THE RELIEF EFFORT BUT MY CAT NEEDS CHEMO
pants: FOLKS YOU TAKE THE FRESH PESTO WITH PINE NUTS AND CHEESE MIXED IN THEN SPREAD IT THICK LIKE PEANUT BUTTER ONTO THE PIZZA
spigot: ACTUALLY IT'S ONE OF THE OLD BLACK-AND-WHITE RE-RUNS BUT DON'T LET ME INTERRUPT
pants: TONIGHT'S EPISODE OF SPIGOT THE BEAR IS FILMED IN TECHNOCOLOR |
pants spigot |
#current-events #dj-rapekit #pants-spigot #pizza #recipe #spanish #spigot-the-bear #woodring-stairs-backgropizzaund |
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2,501 | 9/3/2005 | do not get excited it is only a rhetorical question pants: HOW DID I GET THIS HARD |
pants |
#pants-solo |
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2,502 | 9/4/2005 | go fuck yourself spigot: AND BY "FAT" WE ALSO MEAN "DUMB"
spigot: I'M AFRAID THAT BEATS MY FIDDLE FOOPER FOP AND MY HURGLY BING BONG
spigot: QUEERS AREN'T HUMAN THEY'RE QUEER COCKSUCKERS |
spigot |
#cocksucking #spigot-points #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,503 | 9/5/2005 | rape flies deuce: THEY'RE ALL OVER ME
pants: LIKE GAY FLIES
pants: OR JUST REGULAR NON-GAY FLIES
deuce: RAPE FLIES
pants: THE WORST
deuce: IN THAT THEY RAPE
pants: THE NON-GAY ONES ARE JUST ANNOYING
deuce: THEY HIT ON YOU BUT DON'T REALLY GET ANYWHERE
deuce: THE RAPE FLIES ON THE OTHER HAND DO NOT EVEN ASK
pants: THEY CARRY YOU THOUSANDS OF MILES INLAND
pants: I ENDED UP IN MICHIGAN ONCE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #flies #fun-with-wildlife #michigan #rape #woodring-field-background |
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2,504 | 9/6/2005 | kickban spigot: YOU PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT IN
spigot: YOU TAKE YOUR LEFT FOOT OUT
spigot: YOU PUT YOUR FAT BALLS IN
spigot: AND YOU SHA
: SPIGOT IS KICKED OFF CHANNEL #HOKEY_POKEY |
spigot |
#caption #irc #spigot-solo #violent-disapproval #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,505 | 9/7/2005 | creep pants: [B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[A[A[A
pants: LOOK I MIXED THE [B'S UP WITH THE [A'S
deuce: ~~~~~~~
deuce: TAKE THAT
pants: [B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B
pants: TOPPING IT OFF
deuce: IF YOU USE UP ALL THE [B WHAT WILL BE LEFT FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS
deuce: THEY WILL HAVE TO MOVE TO THE [C OR EVEN THE [D
pants: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THEM, I'LL BE DEAD
deuce: YOU ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: I PREFER TO BE CALLED A SELF-CENTERED CREEP |
deuce pants |
#creep #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #tilde #vt100 #woodring-room-background |
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2,506 | 9/8/2005 | a dong around my waist like a belt spigot: TAKE THE OTHER DAY, THERE I AM IN MY KITCHEN AREA WITH THREE PRICKS IN EACH HAND, A DONG AROUND MY WAIST LIKE A BELT AND THE DOORBELL RINGS
spigot: WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT: TEN FAT GAY DICKS AND PRICKS STANDING AT THE DOOR DEMANDING ENTRY!!!!!! AND I'M LIKE: WHERE'S THE FIRE?!?!?!?!
spigot: WELL AS YOU CAN IMAGINE THEY GAVE ME A GOOD STOMPING AND SMOOSHING AND ON TOP OF ALL THAT THE RASPBERRY HAPPLE-BAPPLE COBBLER I WAS BAKING BURNED RIGHT UP IN THE CROCKPOT |
spigot |
#apple-bapple #cobbler #cooking #dicks #gay-fatness #reduplication #smooshing #spigot-solo #violent-disapproval #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,507 | 9/9/2005 | cocks and balls spigot: COCKS AND BALLS
spigot: A DUET OF PLEASURES
deuce: SHUT UP |
deuce spigot |
#balls #cocks #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #shut-up #woodring-field-background |
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2,508 | 9/10/2005 | wrong hole spigot: I HAD TOO MUCH MCDONALDS
deuce: DID YOU CRAM THEM IN THE WRONG HOLE AGAIN
spigot: WELL YOU'RE REALLY ASKING TWO QUESTIONS THERE
spigot: ALSO IS THIS EVEN DOCTOR WHO FANTASY CAMP |
deuce spigot |
#asking-two-questions #deuce-spigot #dr-who #hole #mcdonalds #true-story #woodring-field-background |
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2,509 | 9/11/2005 | how about instead pants: INSTEAD OF SAYING YOU'RE GOING TO DRILL MY ASS HOW ABOUT INSTEAD WE SAY EXPLORE |
pants |
#anal #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
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2,510 | 9/12/2005 | 2020 deuce: BY 2020 TOUCHING OTHER PEOPLE WILL BE A DEATH SENTENCE
spigot: THEN BY GOD I'M GOING TO JERK OFF |
deuce spigot |
#covid-19 #deuce-spigot #eerie-predictions #jerking-off #masturbation #mousehole #social-distancing |
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2,511 | 9/13/2005 | pickles deuce: VOMITING UP PICKLES THAT I NEVER ATE
atandt: NOW THAT IS DOWNRIGHT STRANGE
deuce: WELCOME TO MY WORLD !!!! |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #sfw #somber-deuce #vomit #woodring-den-background |
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2,512 | 9/14/2005 | without me spigot: WITHOUT ME, THE FLOPPY DISKS WOULD JUST GO UNLABELED |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #floppy-disks #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,513 | 9/15/2005 | southwest net: YOU ARE IN A ROOM FILLED WITH RERUNS EXITS ARE J)ERK AND D)RINK
deuce: I WISH TO GO SOUTHWEST (SW) |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #infocom #jerking #southwest #woodring-field-background |
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2,514 | 9/16/2005 | here lies vera rest in peace pants: DAYDREAMING ABOUT DICKS
pants: NOT IN A GOOD WAY THOUGH
pants: MORE OF A "THIS IS A BAD THING AND I KNOW IT" WAY
pants: HERE LIES VERA
pants: REST IN PEACE |
pants |
#applesauce #dicks #hurricane #nuggh #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,515 | 9/17/2005 | the real reason pants: GRAVITY IS FORCING ME TO BE GAY AGAIN |
pants |
#gay #gravity #pants-solo #science #woodring-field-background |
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2,516 | 9/18/2005 | listen up pants: LISTEN UP
pants: I'M GOING TO THE MOON IN A FEW MINUTES AND I WANTED TO SAY A FEW THINGS FIRST
ozone: CAN'T HEAR YOU
ozone: DICKS IN EACH EAR |
ozone pants |
#dicks #moon #ozone-pants #woodring-room-background |
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2,517 | 9/19/2005 | sulawesi toraja : SULAWESI TORAJA
: GRADE 1 LOT 6447
: ROASTED ON
: 3/3/2004
: "spigot" coffee labels
: circa 2004
: jerkcity.com |
spigot |
#coffee #label #sfw #spigot #spigot-solo #sulawesi-toraja #woodring-field-background |
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2,518 | 9/20/2005 | no such thing as a dick zombie .(pants): NO SUCH THING AS A DICK ZOMBIE????? I'LL SHOW THEM
pants: THE WORLD NEEDS MORE THAN ONE TARDBLOG
pants: THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES: TARDBLOGGING, TARDCASTING |
pants |
#coy-pants #dick #pants-solo #retarded #sfw #thought #woodring-field-background #zombie |
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2,519 | 9/21/2005 | some kind of wonderful learning curve uncredited caveman: BGUALGLUAHGLBAGLUHALGBAGUHLBAG
pants: KEEP TRYING |
pants |
#pants-solo #renaissance-man #sfw #uncredited-character |
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2,520 | 9/22/2005 | pants is in the wrong restroom but gets huffy about it anyway first uncredited woman: MY CUNT GLOWS YELLOW
second uncredited woman: I ALMOST CRASHED INTO A TREE
pants: BITCHES LEAVE NOW |
pants |
#bathroom #bitches #cunt #denise #huffy-pants #pants-solo #susan #uncredited-character #woodring-room-background |
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2,521 | 9/23/2005 | brisco the cat has a posse pants: JUST SO WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER:
pants: I DON'T CLIP MY FINGERNAILS
pants: SO THIS IS REALLY, REALLY GONNA HURT |
pants |
#fingering #pants-solo #posse #woodring-room-background |
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2,522 | 9/24/2005 | this is how we roll pants: PHONE IT IN
pants: BUT DON'T PICK UP
pants: LET THE MACHINE GET IT |
pants |
#answering-machine #pants-solo #phone #sfw #telephone #telephony #woodring-field-background |
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2,523 | 9/26/2005 | into a napkin spigot: HONK BONK
spigot: I'M A CLOWN
spigot: I KNOW I ASKED YOU TO VOLUNTEER WITH THE CANNED FOOD DRIVE BUT I REALLY MEANT JUST HELP ME JERK OFF INTO A NAPKIN |
spigot |
#clown #food #food-drive #honk #jerking #napkin #spigot-solo #volunteer #woodring-field-background |
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2,524 | 9/27/2005 | klingon marriage deuce: T PANTS LET'S HAVE A KLINGON MARRIAGE (WHICH MERELY CONSISTS OF US JERKING EACH OTHER OFF)
pants: FOR GOD'S SAKE FEED ME DICK |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dick #klingon #mousehole #star-trek #woodring-room-background |
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2,525 | 9/28/2005 | spoilers spigot: SPOILERS FOLLOW:
spigot: ...
spigot: ...
spigot: ...
spigot: ...
spigot: ...
spigot: ...
spigot: COCKS |
spigot |
#cocks #repetition #silence #spigot-solo #spoilers #woodring-field-background |
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2,526 | 9/29/2005 | kicks and punches deuce: COULD I BORROW YOUR WIFE FOR THE WEEKEND
deuce: I WANT TO TEST OUT SOME NEW KICKS AND PUNCHES |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #violence #woodring-field-background |
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2,527 | 9/30/2005 | clowning around spigot: LOOK AT ME EVERYONE I'M WEARING FUNNY PANTS
spigot: WOOO HOOOO I'M A CLOWN FUCKING LOOK OVER HERE
spigot: I'M SPIGOT THE CLOWN WOOO HOOO LOOKS LIKE A CREAM PIE
spigot: I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
spigot: OKAY WHO'S THE BIRTHDAY BOY
spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP WHO'S THE BIRTHDAY BOY |
spigot |
#behind-the-scenes #clown #fucking-shut-up #ignored #too-rapidly #woodring-field-background |
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2,528 | 10/1/2005 | the day control messages stopped working deuce: WHY AREN'T MY CONTROL MESSAGES WORKING ANYMORE |
deuce |
#cocktober #deuce-solo #usenet #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,529 | 10/2/2005 | ass day deuce: EVERY DAY IS ASS DAY
pants: I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE WITH THE TOILET, JUST NEAR IT
pants: GET OFFA ME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #get-offa-me #toilet #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,530 | 10/3/2005 | only two words spigot: ONLY TWO WORDS CAN TEAR ME AWAY FROM JERKCITY:
spigot: BO
spigot: NER
pants: INDEED, OUR PERFORMANCE IS FULL OF WARMTH AND HUMOR |
pants spigot |
#boner #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,531 | 10/4/2005 | on line spigot: I'M ONLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: URF HUHHHHH
spigot: OFFLINE |
spigot |
#blur #edited #hhhhh #internet #offline #online #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,532 | 10/5/2005 | pump it up pants: YOUR THREE DIMENSIONAL LAWS DO NOT APPLY TO ME
deuce: QUACK
pants: SHUT UP
pants: HURRRRRRRRRR
pants: IF WE HAD SOME INSTRUMENTS WE ACTUALLY MIGHT BE GOOD |
deuce pants |
#drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #sfw #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,533 | 10/6/2005 | come to think of it spigot: SO I THINK HEINEKEN'S MY FAVORITE SCI-FI AUTHOR WHO'S ALSO A BEER |
spigot |
#beer #cocktober #heineken #heinlein #mountain-background #science-fiction #spigot-solo |
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2,534 | 10/7/2005 | the ozone and deuce show deuce: FORCING MYSELF ON YOU
ozone: EATING THE ENTIRE BAG OF COOKIES |
deuce ozone |
#bug-report #comic-chat #cookies #deuce-ozone #food #low-res #plant #rape #woodring-field-background |
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2,535 | 10/8/2005 | return of the jedi spigot: BEEP BONK
spigot: I'M C3PO
spigot: BOOP DOOP
spigot: LET'S GO RUNNING AROUND IN THE SAND OR WHATEVER WE WERE DOING
pants: I'M THE ROBOT THAT GIVES HEAD (WHICHEVER ONE THAT WAS)
spigot: CLONKING |
pants spigot |
#beep #bonk #boop #clonk #doop #pants-spigot #robot #star-wars #woodring-den-background |
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2,536 | 10/9/2005 | shut up spigot: SHUT UP
spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP
spigot: SHUT YOUR MOUTH
spigot: FUCKING SHUT YOUR FAT FAGGOT MOUTH
spigot: SERIOUSLY I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP |
spigot |
#fucking-shut-up #schizophrenia #shut-up #spigot-solo #violence #woodring-field-background |
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2,537 | 10/10/2005 | the penguin incident atandt: LIES!
deuce: AGREED
deuce: I MEAN WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
atandt: THE STORY ABOUT THE PENGUIN
atandt: IT'S NOT TRUE
deuce: OH |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #fighting-irish-pose #penguin #pokey #sfw #true-story #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,538 | 10/11/2005 | einstein was a gay deuce: SO IT TURNS OUT IF YOU TRAVEL REALLY FAST IN AN ATTEMPT TO ACCUMULATE MORE DICKS FASTER IT BACKFIRES AND ALL THE DICKS ARE DEAD WHEN YOU COME BACK |
deuce |
#albert-einstein #deuce-solo #einstein #physics #relativity #time-dilation #time-travel #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,539 | 10/12/2005 | all the way to god spigot: THE BANG BUS TO BURNING MAN
pants: THERE GROWS THE GRASS |
pants spigot |
#bang-bus #burning-man #pants-spigot #woodring-field-background |
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2,540 | 10/13/2005 | on call spigot: I KEEP MY PAGER CLIPPED BETWEEN MY NUTS LIKE A STAPLE
spigot: SO IF ANYONE FROM WORK NEEDS ME I'LL KNOW
spigot: WHEN MY PAGER VIBRATES I GET A NOSEBLEED AND A BONER |
spigot |
#boner #cbt #jizzed-up #nosebleed #nuts-of-spigot #pager #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,541 | 10/14/2005 | dirty floor deuce: OOOOOOOOOOOF
pants: THE FLOOR IS DIRTY
pants: I'M ALLERGIC TO DUST
pants: COULD YOU PRESS MY HEAD SOMEWHERE ELSE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mousehole #physical-comedy #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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2,542 | 10/15/2005 | cyberfeminist webzine spigot: IS THIS SOME KIND OF CYBERFEMINIST WEBZINE
spigot: BECAUSE I NEED A BJ
spigot: FUCKING LAUGH |
spigot |
#blowjob #failed-comedy #feminism #spigot-solo #unix #zine |
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2,543 | 10/16/2005 | i put the ape into rape pants: BAHHHHHHHH ON TOP OF YOU, YOU CAN SMELL MY BREATH
pants: BAHHHHH HHHHHHH YOU ARE COMPLETELY AWAKE AT THIS POINT
pants: BAHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH YOU ARE NOT ENJOYING THIS |
pants |
#breath #hhhhh #huffy-pants #pants-solo #physical-comedy #rape #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,544 | 10/17/2005 | boners float atandt: BONERS POKE
deuce: HOPE FLOATS
deuce: T ATANDT BUT YOUR PUPPET SHOW HAS BEEN BANNED IN FORTY SIX STATES
atandt: T DEUCE YOU'RE BEGINNING TO SEE THE 'WHOLE PICTURE' IT APPEARS
deuce: I BELIEVE IN A HOLISTIC VIEW |
atandt deuce |
#hope-floats #somber-deuce #woodring-field-background |
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2,545 | 10/18/2005 | choking deuce: GGLHALGHALG
pants: ARE YOU CHOKING???? LICK THIS DICK FOR YES AND THOSE FOUR DICKS FOR NO |
deuce pants |
#choking #deuce-pants #dicks #mousehole #multiple-choice #wikipedia #woodring-room-background |
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2,546 | 10/19/2005 | mcmdvii spigot: IN ROMAN TIMES I COULD COUNT MY JERKING LIKE MCMDVII |
spigot |
#history #roman-numerals #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,547 | 10/20/2005 | next time atandt: WHEN I READ JERKCITY I BECOME TUMESCENT
pants: NEXT TIME PUT HIM UP ON THE CROSS AND KEEP HIM THERE |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #jesus #taint #woodring-field-background |
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2,548 | 10/21/2005 | going down down down pants: MAGIC PEOPLE AT UNICORN PRECINCT THIS SATURDA}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} THE SYSTEM IS GOING DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE ***IMMEDIATELY*** LOGOUT NOW |
pants |
#breaking #magic-people #pants-solo #sfw #unix #woodring-field-background |
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2,549 | 10/22/2005 | not real after all pants: BUT IF THIS ISN'T REALITY THEN WHAT IS REAL
pants: THAT BELL'S GONNA BE HARD TO UNRING |
pants |
#die-trying #existential #hitler #jacking-off #nonstandard-second-panel #pants-solo #philosophy #reality #woodring-den-background |
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2,550 | 10/23/2005 | all over the face spigot: MY HANDS THEY ARE SLIPPERY I CANNOT HOLD ON TO ZE LADDER
spigot: PRICKS POKING ME ALL OVER THE FACE
spigot: OH JEAN-CHARLES HOW DID YOU AND THE MONKEY GET BLASTED INTO OUTER SPACE |
spigot |
#dicks #jean-charles #monkey #poking #pricks #space #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,551 | 10/24/2005 | just answer the question deuce: AIN'T I GAY
spigot: I JUST OPEN THE CHIPS WITH MY TEETH |
deuce spigot |
#chips #deuce-spigot #teeth #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,552 | 10/25/2005 | karaoke lady spigot: FRY ME TO DER MOONS / UND LET ME PRAY AMONST A STARS
pants: TAKE IT OFF
spigot: RET ME SEE IF SPRING HAS SPRUNGD / ON JUPITER UND MARS
pants: TAKE OFF YOUR FUCKING SHIRT
deuce: I THINK YOU'RE MIXING UP GERMAN AND ORIENTAL LANGUAGES
pants: KARAOKE LADY I AM ABOUT TO HURL A BEER MUG AT YOUR HEAD |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #fake-accent #fly-me-to-the-moon #frank-sinatra #huffy-pants #karaoke #neon-genesis-evangelion #singing |
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2,553 | 10/26/2005 | which tty am i on spigot: SO WHO ALL IS HERE
spigot: WHICH TTY AM I ON FOLKS
deuce: SCARED
spigot: HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH URF GIMME |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #homph #sfw #tty #unix #woodring-field-background |
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2,554 | 10/27/2005 | all three prongs at once spigot: HOIF OOF OW
spigot: JERKCITY'S THREE-PRONG STRATEGY |
spigot |
#physical-comedy #poking #prodding #prong #spigot-solo |
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2,555 | 10/28/2005 | thug life deuce: (SOUNDS OF CHEWING, COUGHING) WHAT
pants: I SAID (SHOUTING OVER VACUUM CLEANER) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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2,556 | 10/29/2005 | aftermath atandt: I PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THIS RAPE
deuce: THEN YOU GOT RAPED TWICE |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #rape #woodring-field-background |
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2,557 | 10/30/2005 | short diary entry deuce: BUH
deuce: DEAR DIARY
deuce: FOOD TIME |
deuce |
#bloggers #buh #deuce-solo #diary #drunk-deuce #sfw #woodring-den-background |
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2,558 | 10/31/2005 | mysterious halloween mystery (a jerkcity halloween special) spigot: OKAY NOW LET'S SEE WHO THIS "GHOST" REALLY IS
spigot: [YANKING THE MASK]
spigot: [STILL YANKING]
spigot: [MMM URF COME ON NOW]
spigot: TAKE OFF YOUR FUCKING MASK YOU DUMB QUEER |
spigot |
#animated-hd #bonequest-hd #dumb-queer #ghost #halloween #imaginary-deuce #poor-deuce #scooby-doo #spigot-solo |
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2,559 | 11/1/2005 | spigot sings spigot: DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR / I HEAR / I HEAR
spigot: THE PRICKS / THE PRICKS / AND ALSO YES THE DICKS
spigot: THEY'RE POKING RIGHT IN MY FACE / THEY ARE POKING RIGHT IN MY FACE
deuce: T SPIGOT THAT'S NOT WHAT WHITNEY HOUSTON SANG
spigot: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY HE NEEDS TO MAKE FUN OF GAYS |
deuce spigot |
#christmas #christmas-carol #deuce-spigot #nonstandard-title-panel #singing #still-only-35-cents #whitney-houston #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,560 | 11/2/2005 | call me sally deuce: I AM A STATIC_CAST
deuce: PUNCH ME IN MY TITS AND CALL ME SALLY |
deuce |
#c #casting #comics-code #cplusplus #deuce-solo #programming #violence |
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2,561 | 11/3/2005 | an interview with a deuce deuce: Q: WHY IS JERKCITY SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT
deuce: A: I DON'T KNOW
deuce: END INTERVIEW |
deuce |
#alanis-morissette #bonequest-hd #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #interview #nonstandard-title-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,562 | 11/4/2005 | he means it pants: OOF OW
pants: BONK BONK BONK BONK
pants: PLEASE SIR
deuce: STOP SQUIRMING |
deuce pants |
#mousehole #series #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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2,563 | 11/5/2005 | he means it pt 2 deuce: LET'S ALL MOVE TO JERKCITY
atandt: PACKING
deuce: FAG TRAP
atandt: STILL PACKING
pants: ALSO PACKING |
atandt deuce pants |
#anachronism #atandt-deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fag-trap #mousehole #series #woodring-room-background |
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2,564 | 11/6/2005 | help is on the way spigot: IF ONLY I HAD A HAMMER AND A MAP TO MOTEL 6
spigot: THUMP THUMP THUMP
spigot: LET ME OUT OF HERE PEOPLE !!! IT'S THE WEEKEND SO I'M GOING TO HAVE TO BE HERE UNTIL MONDAY
deuce: T SPIGOT I'M ON MY WAY |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #monday #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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2,565 | 11/7/2005 | thought (and then afterthought) spigot: PLEASE COME TO MY USER MEET (GRADE MY BALLS ON A CURVE)
spigot: I SAW YOU DRIVING IN THE CARPOOL LANE (I'M LICKING MYSELF)
spigot: THAT WORD IS DEROGATORY TOWARD MENTALS (I'M FITTING IN) |
spigot |
#balls #nuts-of-spigot #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
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2,566 | 11/8/2005 | at once pants: I CAN MANIPULATE THREE SOCK PUPPETS AT ONCE
deuce: HOW ???!?!
deuce: OH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,567 | 11/9/2005 | hide it quick spigot: QUICK HIDE THE JERKCITY
spigot: WHEN I GET DIVORCED I HOPE I GET THE BATHROOM
spigot: NOT FOR ANY REASON (HINT: SUCKING) |
spigot |
#divorce #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,568 | 11/10/2005 | pee in my kimchee spigot: APOLOGIZE FOR THE PEE IN MY KIMCHEE
pants: I CANNOT
pants: I STAND BY MY PLACEMENT OF THE URINE AND I'M SURE THE COMMITTEE WILL SEE IT THAT WAY AS WELL
pants: T SPIGOT THE PISS COMMITTEE |
spigot |
#apologies #kimchi #korea #pants-spigot #piss #typo #urine #woodring-room-background |
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2,569 | 11/11/2005 | the stalls out west |
pants |
#machine #picture #receipt #sfw #stall #west-hollywood |
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2,570 | 11/12/2005 | he eats things he finds inebriated crustacean: HERE'S WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME
inebriated crustacean: I'M DRUNK RIGHT NOW, I LIKE TO PINCH STUFF WHILE I WANDER AROUND UNDERWATER BUT THE VERY BEST PART IS (PAY CLOSE ATTENTION AND TAKE NOTES)
inebriated crustacean: I EAT THINGS I FIND
pants: WELCOME, TALKING DRUNKEN CRUSTACEAN |
pants |
#character-debut #inebriated-crustacean #pants-solo #underwater #white-background |
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2,571 | 11/13/2005 | that guy's basket spigot: HAND ME THE BINOCULARS SO I CAN ZOOM IN ON THAT GUY'S BASKET
spigot: HURF
spigot: BLUH |
spigot |
#boners #spigot-solo #urinal-background #voyeurism |
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2,572 | 11/14/2005 | nuff said pants: THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF PROSTITUTION |
pants |
#counterstrike #pants-solo #prostitution #woodring-field-background |
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2,573 | 11/15/2005 | starting java deuce: T SPIGOT COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT JAVA IS AND HOW IT WILL HELP ME FIND MORE PICTURES OF PORNOGRAPHY TO JERK OFF TO
spigot: I WILL CC: THE WORLDWIDE WEB CONSORTIUM AND THE SPIDER-MAN WEBRING AND GET BACK TO YOU
deuce: GAGBLAHUGLBAG
spigot: STARTING JAVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #java #porn #spider-man #spigot-points #webring #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,574 | 11/16/2005 | or are you just resting inebriated crustacean: AH, DRUNK BEFORE NOON AGAIN
inebriated crustacean: FUN FOR ME
inebriated crustacean: LESS ENTERTAINING FOR THE VIEWING AUDIENCE
hanford: SO, UH, DID YOU FALL DOWN OR ARE YOU JUST RESTING |
hanford |
#alcohol #hanford-solo #inebriated-crustacean #nambla #white-background |
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2,575 | 11/17/2005 | numb pants: FUCK MY FACE NUMB PLEASE
pants: SINCE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT
pants: AND WHAT HAVE YOU
deuce: SOME MANNER OF GAY RESPONSE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #face #gay #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,576 | 11/18/2005 | two seconds spigot: OKAY I NEED YOU ALL TO LISTEN UP FOR TWO SECONDS
spigot: IMPORTANT INFO COMING YOUR WAY
deuce: I HAVE TO GO TO THE LAVATORY
spigot: STRAIGHT UP DOPE SERIOUSLY IN 5 SECONDS
spigot: COCKS
spigot: NUTS
spigot: FACE
spigot: MOPPING
deuce: THAT'S FALSE ADVERTISING
spigot: SOILING MYSELF |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #false-advertising #soiling-myself #woodring-room-background |
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2,577 | 11/19/2005 | caught doing blow in the green room lobster: IT'S A VICIOUS CYCLE
lobster: HOLY CRAP IS THIS THING ON ARE PEOPLE ACTUALLY WATCHING ME
lobster: DUDE I'M THAT DRUNKEN CRAB YOU SAW ON THE INTERNET ALL PINCHY AND HURRRRRRRRRRRRR THROWING UP
hanford: PLEASE LEAVE OR I'LL CALL THE COPS |
hanford lobster |
#bonequest-hi-fi #cocaine #drugs #green-background #hanford-solo #inebriated-crustacean #police |
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2,578 | 11/20/2005 | hey uh pants: HEY UH HAVE YOU SEEN A LOBSTER THINGY AROUND HERE
atandt: HE WAS DOING COKE IN THE GREEN ROOM SO I KICKED HIM OUT
pants: HE HAD COKE ?????
atandt: HE SEEMED DELICIOUS |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #cocaine #huffy-pants #inebriated-crustacean #white-background |
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2,579 | 11/21/2005 | hey uh (director's cut) pants: HEY UH HAVE YOU SEEN A LOBSTER THINGY AROUND HERE
atandt: HE WAS DOING COKE IN THE GREEN ROOM SO I KICKED HIM OUT
pants: HE HAD COKE ?????
atandt: HE SEEMED DELICIOUS FOR A BUG THAT, YOU KNOW, EATS THINGS HE FINDS |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #cocaine #deja-vu #directors-cut #huffy-pants #inebriated-crustacean #vore #white-background |
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2,580 | 11/22/2005 | heavy petting zoo spigot: WHY ARE THE BACKGROUNDS WHITE THIS WEEK
pants: THEY'RE AT THE DRY CLEANERS
pants: SOMEBODY SPILLED RED WINE ALL OVER THE FIELD
spigot: DID THEY FIND OUT WHO SPILLED THE BONGWATER
pants: SHUT UP RIGHT NOW
spigot: I ALSO KNOW YOU LET THE CRAB BACKSTAGE
lobster: I DRANK TOO MUCH |
lobster pants spigot |
#alcohol #bong #huffy-pants #inebriated-crustacean #pants-spigot #white-background #wine |
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2,581 | 11/23/2005 | ransom atandt: IF I HEAR A WORD OUT OF ANY OF YOU IN THE NEXT MINUTE, I'LL CHOKE ON MY OWN TONGUE
spigot: I WON'T BE BLACKMAILED
spigot: GIVE ME BACK MY SON |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #bonequest-hi-fi #tongue #woodring-field-background |
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2,582 | 11/24/2005 | happy thanksgiving : PLEASE CONTACT YOUR SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR
: AdbFE733 4dE78669 7Db6ae94 F7f2829 3aaCfAAf d2b6D5fa
: 6e28aaA0 259aFBf8 9B3ccbB7 f28a89b9 47Ff7e93 84dBAc8d
: D0Dfdd0D CBf80c1E 4Fd8B0CC bECF36A3 f095FECD B92A8CCb
: bdad88aC 46c5064f b11BDcc7 Fd480ac4 affDaE16 8B4DEf0b
: 7eBaFDBF dFAB30F5 651506eB F31Bbe1f B23Af4Cd c4fD5A2e
: 67Da78bd FC06E678 3b9c525C eb67C41D 2a14e903 0e4EE3db
: [Lag 0] [0/6 N/0 I/0 V/0 F/0]
: AbF8aEf3 5f4C0Cfd 242b2feD 7bDCb7eC dd50045E FaEc3Ef3
: B97B9AbA Aa4A496d Ebe4DCca 1Ae59ecC cae6118D EE538236
: FdE87110 bbBcECc5 ef3FF8Ff 2da8adC6 B3a02ec0 RAPE SUSPECT
: 5D88a8BC 7FB8d05A CEc64Fc2 245Af651 4FFAE992 19E
: b71e8Be2 3D3577a5 67e70F63 e2cFcbcd Ad8A1a23 abB
: IF THE JERKCITY GOES INTO BASIC, PLEASE TYPE "RUN"
: IF IT GOES INTO MONITOR TYPE "3DOG" THEN "RUN" |
#3dog #basic #bsod #monitor #picture #rape-suspect #thanksgiving |
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2,583 | 11/25/2005 | why do i lick dick spigot: WHY DO I LICK DICK?!!?!
spigot: FOR MY OWN HEALTH?!!?!?
spigot: NO BECAUSE I LIKE HELPING PEOPLE
deuce: T SPIGOT YOU ALWAYS WERE AN ALTRUIST |
deuce spigot |
#altruism #bonequest-hd #cocksucking #deuce-spigot #dicklicking #helping #urinal-background |
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2,584 | 11/26/2005 | at four stars the army comes pants: AULGH
deuce: DROWNING IN IT
deuce: AND FROM IT
deuce: INCIDENTALLY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drowning #grand-theft-auto #plant #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
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2,585 | 11/27/2005 | in front of my church friends spigot: PLEASE PUNCH ME IN THE FACE IN FRONT OF MY CHURCH FRIENDS
spigot: IT TURNS OUT DUST IS ESSENTIALLY PARTICLES OF DEBRIS FROM POLLUTION IN OUR ATMOSPHERE SO I SARAN WRAPPED THE TOILETS AND FAUCETS TODAY
spigot: SLOWLY THE VAMPIRE EXAMINED THE COCK IN HIS FACE |
spigot |
#church #pollution #science #spigot-solo #vampire #viscera #woodring-room-background |
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2,586 | 11/28/2005 | theme to spigot the bear : Dear Gentle Reader,
: We are sorry but due to technical difficulties, today's episode of Jerkcity is only available in MP3 format. Please use the following Uniform Resource Locator to download:
: http://www.jerkcity.com/JERKCITY_PODCAST_THEME_TO_SPIGOT_THE_BEAR.MP3
: We apologize for the inconvenience. Jerkcity will be back in service tomorrow morning at midnight, California time natch.
: Thank you for your consideration. |
spigot |
#dj-rapekit #rape #spigot-the-bear #url |
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2,587 | 11/28/2005 | promises made, promises kept deuce: ALL THE DICKS YOU CAN STAND
pants: BLURF
deuce: OKAY MORE THAN YOU CAN STAND
deuce: BUT THAT'S THE WAY IT GOES
pants: FLURP BLURP |
deuce pants |
#blurf #deuce-pants #mousehole #woodring-room-backgound |
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2,588 | 11/29/2005 | so high all i can do is lie awake and twitch pants: AND A ONE AND A TWO AND A
: PANTS SAYS, "HI FAGS"
: SPIGOT HEARS, "MURF BURF" |
pants spigot |
#bong-noises #caption #murf #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,589 | 11/30/2005 | hung in a bad place deuce: IF CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHOWS UP AT MY DOOR I SWEAR I AM NOT TALKING TO HIM AND IMMEDIATELY CALLING THE POLICE
dick: CAPTAIN CRUNCH MAKES THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH HURT
pants: SO DOES COOKIE CRISP
deuce: QUISP
pants: WE COULD MIX THEM ALL TOGETHER IN THE BATHTUB AND PISS ON EACH OTHER |
deuce dick pants |
#captain-crunch #cereal #deuce-dick-pants #piss #police #quisp #woodring-field-background |
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2,590 | 12/1/2005 | cockbot tryouts part 1 of 3 pants: T COCKBOT HANG ME WITH THIS BELT UNTIL I ALMOST CHOKE TO DEATH (BUT DO NOT RELEASE ME UNTIL I SPURT) THEN REPEAT THIS PROCESS UNTIL I USE THE STOPWORD THAT I DON'T TELL YOU
uncredited robot: I DON'T UNDERSTAND
deuce: LEAVE THE POOR COCKBOT ALONE
pants: WELL IT PASSES THE TURING TEST
pants: THAT'S ALSO WHAT DAD AND THE MAILMAN SAID |
deuce pants |
#autoerotic-asphyxiation #cockbot #deuce-pants #lost-in-space #robot #special-guest #turing-test #uncredited-character #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,591 | 12/2/2005 | cockbo}t tryou}}t par{{{t 2 of 3 pants: ARE YOU HERE FOR THE PART OF THE COCKBOT
uncredited robot: MY FACE HURTS AND I DON'T KNOW WHY
uncredited robot: GET YOUR GODDAMN GAY DICK OUT OF MY FACE
uncredited robot: FUCK THIS PLACE
pants: THE RECEPTIONIST CAN VALIDATE YOUR PARKING |
pants |
#cockbot #corruption #pants-solo #parking-validation #pixels #robot #special-guest #uncredited-character #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,592 | 12/3/2005 | cockb}}}}}ot tryou{{t 3 of 3 pants: ARE YOU HERE FOR THE COCKBOT TRYOUTS
lobster: UH |
lobster pants |
#cockbot #inebriated-crustacean #jean-charles #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,593 | 12/4/2005 | we must operate pants: MY WANG IS TRAPPED IN THIS BELL JAR
deuce: AND MY SOUNDING TUBE IS STUCK IN YOUR WANG
pants: WE MUST OPERATE
deuce: GHLAGUHLAHGLUAG |
deuce pants |
#bell-jar #cocksucking-noises #crime-against-man-and-god #deuce-pants #pointing #sounding #wang #weird-pants-face |
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2,594 | 12/5/2005 | car pool pants: WHO WANTS TO CARPOOL TO SANTANA ROW FOR PRICKS IN THE PARKING GARAGE
pants: WE CAN CRUISE, SHOP, CRUISE SOME MORE UNTIL THEY KICK US OUT
deuce: THAT IS SO GROSS
pants: COME ON CAPTAIN MOUSTACHE DON'T TELL ME YOU WORE YOUR HOTPANTS FOR NOTHING |
deuce pants |
#cruising #deuce-pants #garage #hotpants #moustache #santana-row #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,595 | 12/6/2005 | big fat dicks for jesus christ pants: BIG FAT DICKS FOR JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF
pants: HE IS OUR LORD AND OUR SAVIOR AND WE SHOULD THANK HIM (SOMEHOW)
deuce: WITH A BEAUTIFUL ARC OF PISS
pants: YOU CAN SEE A RAINBOW!!! WELL YOU COULD UNTIL GUSHY HERE FINISHED UP
deuce: SORRY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #jesus #piss #rainbow #woodring-room-background |
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2,596 | 12/7/2005 | concern about fire codes spigot: I NEED YOU ALL TO PLEASE GET OFF MY HEAD AND LEGS
spigot: WHAT ARE WE ALL DOING STUFFED IN HERE ANYWAY
spigot: CLEARLY IN VIOLATION OF FIRE CODES
pants: THIS IS THE BEST WIRING CLOSET EVER |
pants spigot |
#closet #in-the-closet #pants-spigot #sfw #weird-pants-face |
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2,597 | 12/8/2005 | gay corn dog pants: T SPIGOT THIS CORN DOG YOU GAVE ME IS GAY
spigot: T PANTS YOU DON'T USE IT LIKE THAT |
pants spigot |
#corn-dog #food #pants-spigot #white-background |
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2,598 | 12/9/2005 | tell it to the judge atandt: CORNDOGS ARE GENDER NEUTRAL
spigot: TELL IT TO THE JUDGE
atandt: WE ARE WINNING THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS
spigot: YOU AND WHAT ARMY
atandt: PAPER OR PLASTIC SIR
spigot: RE: THE FATNESS OF YOU AND HOW IT BUGS ME |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #christmas #corndogs #fatness #fighting-irish-pose #funloving-nonsense #gender-neutral #sfw #spigot-points #urinal-background #war-on-christmas |
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2,599 | 12/10/2005 | i respect you spigot: YOU CAN THINK OF MY NUTS AS A GATEWAY TO A NEW LIFE WITHOUT RESPONSIBILITY
deuce: BUT AN AMAZINGLY EXCESSIVE AMOUNT OF DISCOMFORT AND EMBARRASSMENT
deuce: PERHAPS EVEN HARRASSMENT, IF YOU WILL
spigot: I THINK YOU'RE CONFUSING EMBARRASSMENT WITH EXCITEMENT, YOU'RE EXCITED, NOT NERVOUS
spigot: THAT BURNING HURTING FEELING DEEP INSIDE YOUR FAT ASS IS GENUINE INTEREST
spigot: IT TAKES A LOT TO GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND START A NEW LIFE ALONE WITH MY NUTS IN THE DARK
spigot: I RESPECT YOU
deuce: AHULGBALUGBLABLUAG
deuce: LBAGLUBLABGLAG |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #nuts-of-spigot #respect #woodring-field-background |
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2,600 | 12/11/2005 | i can see what you say but i am really high pants: I'M A ROBOTS.TXT FILE
atandt: BETTER THAT THAN AN FAVICON.ICO
pants: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, SUCK THE DICK
atandt: AM I HEARING THE WORD BALLOONS OR SEEING WHAT YOU SAY
atandt: ARE WE GOING TO BE TRAPPED HERE FOREVER
pants: PLEASE FIND ME AN OUT OF COPYRIGHT CHARACTER TO MOLEST (SOMETHING FROM THE NEWSPAPER FUNNIES) |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #comics #dicksucking #favicon #fighting-irish-pose #filename #meta #molestation #newspaper #robots-txt #synaesthesia #trapped #urinal-background #web |
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2,601 | 12/12/2005 | downtime pants: UNLOAD THE POO FROM MY PANTS
pants: QUICK BEFORE I MAKE MORE
spigot: T PANTS TO WHICH I RESPONDED WHAT BROOM?????? THAT'S MY BONER LADY
spigot: WELL MAYBE YOU HAD TO BE THERE
deuce: FALAFEL |
deuce pants spigot |
#black-background #deuce-pants-spigot #edited #falafel #motion-blur #poo #trousers |
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2,602 | 12/13/2005 | jesus and allah being totally gay together : The one on the left is a famous, international playboy with a huge package. The one on the right will bite and clamp. Do not handle either one without tongs.
deuce: HOLD ME
pants: I CANNOT GET A GOOD GRIP (YOU ARE COVERED IN GREASE)
deuce: HIP DEEP IN FILTH
pants: YET WILLING TO CONTINUE |
deuce pants |
#allah #caption #deuce-pants #edited #huffy-pants #jesus #morrissey #photo-background #prose #rape-suspect |
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2,603 | 12/14/2005 | tips and tricks atandt: CRYING
atandt: TELL DEUCE MAYBE YOU SHOULD GIVE ME SOME TIPS (ABOUT BEING GAY)
deuce: OH SHUT UP
atandt: MY FACE IS FOR FUCKING
deuce: GLHBGLUHG I SAID SHUT |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #gayness #shut #white-background |
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2,604 | 12/15/2005 | made in america pants: MADE IN AMERICA, WILLING TO LICK DICK WORLDWIDE
pants: SO THAT'S MY COMMERCIAL !! WHAT DO YOU THINK
spigot: TRADITIONALLY HAG AND LAG ARE "NEGATIVE" WORDS BUT IF WE EVANGELIZE YOUR PRODUCT WITH HAGALAGALAGL HAGLHAGLU AGHALGUALHG IT WORKS SOMEHOW
pants: SUICIDE BY DONG |
pants spigot |
#advertising #bonequest-hi-fi #pants-spigot #suicide #television |
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2,605 | 12/16/2005 | eat it raw : DEUCE FLUSHES TOILET
spigot: MY DREAMS
spigot: SPLASH SPLOSH OH GOD SOME OF THESE MIGHT BE SALVAGABLE |
deuce spigot |
#caption #deja-vu #deuce-spigot #dreams #sfw #toilet #urinal-background |
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2,606 | 12/17/2005 | make me spigot: I'M A 19-YEAR-OLD JOCK AND I LOVE TO SUCK COCK! E-MAIL ME NOW!
deuce: WHY DON'T YOU MAKE ME!!!!!!
spigot: OW GOD THE CROQUET MALLET
deuce: SHOWING ME ABOUT LIFE
deuce: COMMA LOVE SEMICOLON PAIN EXCLAMATION POINT
net: HEART DONG |
deuce net spigot |
#cocksucking #deuce-net-spigot #grey-background |
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2,607 | 12/18/2005 | i think we all are (full of cocks remix) spigot: GOOD GOD AM I FULL OF COCKS TODAY
deuce: WOW THAT'S AMAZING BECAUSE I THINK WE ALL ARE
deuce: THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, AFTER ALL
.(deuce): THEY GOT THE WRONG GUY I'M THE UNABOMBER EXCEPT I DON'T SEND BOMBS I SEND COCKS |
deuce spigot |
#cocks #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #grey-background #thought #unabomber |
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2,608 | 12/19/2005 | sideways/edgeways spigot: I'LL JUST HAVE TO CHOKE IT SIDEWAYS/EDGEWISE I SUPPOSE
spigot: H
spigot: U
spigot: G
spigot: A
spigot: K
spigot: L
spigot: G
spigot: U
deuce: BRAVO |
deuce spigot |
#choking #deuce-spigot #edgewise #overlong #sideways #vertical #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,609 | 12/20/2005 | asian porn atandt: T DEUCE LET'S WRITE AN EPISODE OF NORTHERN EXPOSURE TOGETHER
deuce: T ATANDT OKAY
atandt: HOLD ME
deuce: I CAN'T READ OR WRITE ENGLISH
atandt: CHRIST
deuce: (SPURTS) YOUR SERVICES ARE NO LONGER NEEDED |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #porn #spurt #woodring-field-background |
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2,610 | 12/21/2005 | dog shit spigot: ALSO I STEPPED IN DOGSHIT
pants: POO COLORED FOOTSTEPS FROM THE BATHROOM TO THE COFFEE BAR (WHO WEARS NIKES???)
deuce: BOOTY CALL SOUNDTRACK !!!!!!!
deuce: CAN WE GET FREAKY TONIGHT
pants: SEX ME UP
pants: OR BRUSH MY TEETH FOR ME
uncredited caveman: ARRRRRRGH NUGGGGGGGGGH ARRRRRRGH |
deuce pants spigot |
#booty-call #coffee #deuce-pants-spigot #dogshit #huffy-pants #nuggh #renaissance-man #singing #uncredited-character #woodring-den-background |
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2,611 | 12/22/2005 | read my lips spigot: I'LL SMOKE DOPE TO THAT
spigot: READ MY LIPS: BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL
spigot: I AM A FAT OLD MAN WITH A FAT OLD DONG AND HERE IS MY $40
spigot: I MIGHT ADD THAT BY LAW YOU HAVE TO MAKE NOISE DURING IT |
spigot |
#dong #fat #fat-old-man #marijuana #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,612 | 12/23/2005 | gentle visual feedback spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO CHOOSE STOP FROM THE BLOWJOB MENU
dick: WHY IS IT GREYED OUT?!!!!
dick: PLEASE KEEP YOUR HANDS AND DONGS INSIDE THE CARS AT ALL TIMES
spigot: WHEN YOU CHOKE ME I BONK MY HEAD AND HIT THE SINK AND THE EDIT MENU FLASHES BRIEFLY TO PROVIDE GENTLE VISUAL FEEDBACK TO THE USER
dick: YEAH GREAT BUT WHERE'S MY CRACK
spigot: PATIENT DUMPING |
dick spigot |
#dick-spigot #macintosh #sink #user-interface #woodring-room-background |
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2,613 | 12/24/2005 | the night before christmas spigot: ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME
spigot: A COCK
pants: MAD MONEY DOWNGRADED JERKCITY TO "FAT" FROM "USELESS" !!! SELL SELL SELL
spigot: LATER DIPSHITS |
pants spigot |
#christmas #cnbc #dipshits #huffy-pants #jim-cramer #mad-money #mountain-background #pants-spigot #singing |
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2,614 | 12/25/2005 | merry christmas and a happy new year atandt: HAVE A LITTLE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
:: FUCKS ATANDT'S MOUTH HOLE |
atandt |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #caption #christmas #drunk-deuce #mouth #red-background #title-mismatch |
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2,615 | 12/26/2005 | poking and yes choking pants: T SPIGOT POKING
pants: T SPIGOT YES AND CHOKING
spigot: OFER
pants: T SPIGOT YES POKING AND CHOKING TOGETHER
spigot: T PANTS AT THAT POINT YOU MIGHT AS WELL OPEN A BOUTIQUE |
pants spigot |
#boutique #choking #pants-spigot #poking #poking-and-choking #woodring-room-background |
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2,616 | 12/27/2005 | pooooooooooooooooooo said the ghost who had to poo spigot: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
spigot: I'M THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS SHITS
spigot: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
spigot: RATTLING HANDLE |
spigot |
#christmas #ghost #poo #shits #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background #xmas |
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2,617 | 12/28/2005 | get the big speargun (ghost dick remix) pants: DOUBLEGOODPLUS DICKS
pants: XXLDOUBLEBADPLUS DICKS I CAN'T REACH (UNLESS I SIT UP)
pants: ALWAYS GET THE MONEY FIRST
pants: PANTS' THEME (SING IT LOUD)
pants: NO SUCH THING AS (GAY) GHOSTS
pants: NO SUCH THING AS (GAY) GHOSTS
pants: FUCK IT
pants: GO TO THE LIGHT MY ASS I'M GONNA SUCK ME SOME GHOST DICK |
pants |
#gay-ghosts #ghost #ghost-dick #ghosts #newspeak #pants-solo #singing #weird-pants-face |
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2,618 | 12/29/2005 | every little thing is going to be all right pants: EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT AUHLGAHAH GLAHGLKUAHG LUHAULH GLUH
pants: LAUGHALGHLAUH GLAHG LHGLAHG SEE I TOLD YOU ALKGHALGHALGH
pants: IF YOU ALL DON'T DIG IT I DON'T GIVE A DAMN AHULGAHG LAHLGHALH |
pants |
#dicklicking #dig-it #everything-is-going-to-be-all-right #pants-solo #positivity #urinal-background |
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2,619 | 12/30/2005 | deuce sings deuce: 1 2 3 4
deuce: EVEN THOUGH I TRY / I CAN'T LET GO
deuce: SOMETHING IN YOUR EYES / CAPTURED MY SOUL
deuce: AND EVERY NIGHT / I SEE YOU IN MY DREAMS
deuce: YOU'RE ALL I KNOW / I CAN'T LET GO
deuce: IF YOU WOULD GET OFF / I COULD BREATHE
deuce: "GET OFF" COULD BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS THERE |
deuce |
#cant-let-go #deuce-solo #mariah-carey #singing #what-is-wrong-with-deuce #woodring-field-background |
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2,620 | 12/31/2005 | instead of apes spigot: THESE JOURNALS WILL BRING ME A NOBEL PRIZE
spigot: I'M LIKE JANE GOODALL ONLY INSTEAD OF APES, [REDACTED]
spigot: IF ONLY I COULD SOMEHOW IMPLEMENT UNDO THAT NIGHT I GOT BUSTED IN THE UNIVERSITY TOILETS |
spigot |
#jane-goodall #primatology #redacted-text #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |