No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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2,621 | 1/1/2006 | quarterly report spigot: JUST WANTED TO SAY IT'S BEEN A GRRRREAT
spigot: THREE MONTHS AND I LOOK FORWARD TO LICKING
spigot: DICKS AND PRICKS IN THE TOILET |
spigot |
#announcement #dicklicking #lens-flare #pricks #spigot-solo #toilet #uncategorized-background |
|
2,622 | 1/2/2006 | abandon all hope pants: THE END IS NEAR
pants: SINNERS REPENT
pants: ALLAH AKBAR
pants: THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD AND HE IS GOD
pants: PRAISE HIM HAGHLUABLABG SLOBBER DUH
pants: I CAN BE EASILY FOOLED INTO PRAYING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION
pants: FIRST I'M GOING TO PUNCH IT THEN I'M GOING TO SUCK IT
pants: NUFF SAID |
pants |
#allah #islam #pants-solo #woodring-den-background |
|
2,623 | 1/3/2006 | funny when they cry deuce: IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF QUICHE I'D BE A FISTING QUICHE
deuce: I'M A DONUT HOLE
deuce: GIRLS ARE FUNNY WHEN THEY CRY |
deuce |
#crying #deuce-solo #donut #fisting #food #girls #hole #quiche #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,624 | 1/4/2006 | CENSORED BY GOVT atandt: I WOULD LIKE THE WORLD TO KNOW I DID NOT TYPE THIS:
atandt: "I LOVE BIG BLACK COCK IN MY PINK ASS"
atandt: I SUSPECT KOREAN INVOLVEMENT |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #bbc #censored #cock #denial #fighting-irish-pose #korea #mousehole #title-mismatch #woodring-room-background |
|
2,625 | 1/5/2006 | all around spigot: MORE FUCKING DICKS & DONGS ASSIGNED TO ME
spigot: WELL I'LL SQUEEZE THEM BUT I WON'T CHOKE THEM DOWN
spigot: PANTS DOWN
spigot: ALL AROUND
spigot: CIRCLE IN THE STALL |
spigot |
#dicks #dongs #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
2,626 | 1/6/2006 | minus the bat strength spigot: PLUS HIS E-MAIL ADDRESS HAD THE WORD "BALLS" IN IT SO OBVIOUSLY HE'S NOT EVEN A LEVEL 3 GELFLING
deuce: YOU'RE DIZZY FROM SMOKING COCK SO YOUR SAVING THROW IS AT A -2
spigot: THAT'S TWO HIT POINTS BUT YOU HAVE TO MINUS THE BAT STRENGTH
deuce: HAHAHA YOU ROLLED A SIX THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO ROLL AGAIN
spigot: NOT IF I AGD*^SDGGGGGGGGGGGS:KYLHSDFGHPFDYPHUHHHHHHHHH
deuce: GAHGALUHAG |
deuce spigot |
#dark-crystal #deuce-spigot #dicklicking #dizzy #dungeons-and-dragons #rpg #saving-throw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,627 | 1/7/2006 | when i go to sleep i dream deuce: WHEN I GO TO SLEEP I DREAM OF PRICKS
deuce: AND THEN WAKE UP AND YEP PRICKS THERE TOO
deuce: SWEET PRICKS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #gay-fatness #mousehole #pricks #woodring-room-background |
|
2,628 | 1/8/2006 | and so was i spigot: HITLER WAS WRONG TO MURDER ALL THOSE JEWS AND SO WAS I |
spigot |
#hitler #jews #murder #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
2,629 | 1/9/2006 | sticks deuce: HOO DOO BOO
deuce: PLAYING WITH STICKS
spigot: CHOP OR PICKUP
spigot: I GAVE YOU AN ORDER
deuce: T SPIGOT UNFORTUNATELY I CANNOT TELL FROM DOWN HERE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #sfw |
|
2,630 | 1/10/2006 | this means you deuce: PLEASE DO THESE STEPS IN THE FOLLOWING ORDER:
deuce: 1. SHUT UP
deuce: 2. GET THE FUCK OUT |
deuce |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-solo #list #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
|
2,631 | 1/11/2006 | god bless merica spigot: **SOB** THE POOR OVERWORKED CHILDREN OF OTHER NATIONS
spigot: FUCK YOU
spigot: GO SHIT YOURSELVES |
spigot |
#america #children #fuck-you #grey-background #spigot-solo |
|
2,632 | 1/12/2006 | does this gay marriage make me look fat dick: BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU ALL GAY AND GAYER
deuce: EXCELLENT
dick: AND GAYEST (WHILE I'M AT IT)
dick: AND I *AM* SERIOUSLY AT IT, LET ME ASSURE YOU
deuce: LOOK AT YOU GO |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #gay #gay-contest #gay-marriage #grey-background #marriage #self-conscious |
|
2,633 | 1/13/2006 | eyespurt deuce: THAT GUY SQUIRTED RIGHT INTO THAT BLACK GIRL'S EYE AND SHE IS CLEARLY NOT AMUSED
pants: I'M A BEAT BOX ROCKER
deuce: HEY LADY I AM PRETTY SURE THAT CLAMPING YOUR EYES CLOSED (SPURT IS STILL RAINING DOWN MIND YOU) AND FLAPPING YOUR ARMS UP AND DOWN AS IF TRYING TO FLY IS NOT GOING TO MAKE THE EYESPURT FEEL BETTER
pants: DOINK DONG
deuce: FINE WHATEVER LADY KEEP DOING IT |
deuce pants |
#beatboxing #deuce-likes-black-chicks #deuce-pants #facial #grey-background #porn #spurt |
|
2,634 | 1/14/2006 | how gay is he deuce: SO GAY I MASTURBATE TO GIRLS |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #confession #deuce-solo #gay #respect #woodring-field-background |
|
2,635 | 1/15/2006 | what the fuck pants: WHAT THE FUCK ARE PANDORA'S BALLS
deuce: I DON'T KNOW BUT DON'T OPEN THEM
deuce: OH CRAP TOO LATE ALL THE EVILS OF THE WORLD SPREAD ALL OVER MY FACE
spigot: [A
: He's all spurty
spigot: [A[A
deuce: SHUT UP
: Spurty Frog |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #edited #pandora #pandoras-balls #spurty-frog #vt100 #woodring-den-background |
|
2,636 | 1/16/2006 | a night at the races : SPURTY FROG!!!
: WHY YOU NO BINHEX?!?
pants: SOMEBODY TELL ROTTEN STAFF DUDER THAT HE LEFT HIS BONG HERE
atandt: YOU BE FREDO AND I'LL BE THE FISHING BOAT
pants: CLAP LOUDER???????????
atandt: I CAN HANDLE THINGS! I'M SMART!
: pants > COCKS
: to pants -> COCKS (19:04)
pants: YAMS ARE PEOPLE TOO
atandt: MY OFFER IS THIS: NOTHING |
atandt pants |
#abstract #atandt-pants #bong #fighting-irish-pose #frog #i-can-handle-things-im-smart #nonstandard-title-panel #rotten-dot-com #spurty-frog #the-godfather #urinal-background #yams |
|
2,637 | 1/17/2006 | welcome to jerkcity : WELCOME TO JERKCITY
uncredited stoner: HUGAHLHULGAHULAHGULAHUGLG
: GLOBE! |
pants |
#abstract #barn #bonequest-introduction #bong #comic-life #globe #matterhorn #non-comic-chat-comic #photo #toilet #uncredited-character |
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2,638 | 1/18/2006 | bmmbmmfld : WED JAN 18 2008
: PANTS: WE CAN'T BE EXPECTED TO
: PUBLISH ON TIME EVERY DAY
: PANTS: WE SHOULD CHECK ALL THE
: BATTERIES IN THE SMOKE ALARMS
: PANTS: THIS IS A MERRY PICNIC WE ARE
: HAVING
pants: WE CAN'T BE EXPECTED TO PUBLISH ON TIME EVERY DAY
pants: WHAT IF WE NEED TO SLEEP IN, BEAT OFF, PASS OUT, RECOVER THEN BEAT OFF SOME MORE ?????????
pants: WHAT IF |
pants |
#batteries #battery #beating-off #censored #meta #nonstandard-title-panel #oversleep #pants-solo #picnic #smoke-alarm #smoke-alarms |
|
2,639 | 1/19/2006 | you can check out my junk in hyperspace pants: CAN THE SPECULUMS CLOAK THEIR SHIPS TOO
deuce: I DON'T KNOW I'VE NEVER BEEN TO PLANET SPECULA
pants: WELL WE SHOULD GO SOMETIME (YOU CAN CHECK OUT MY JUNK IN HYPERSPACE)
pants: WHAT HAPPENS IN THE AIRLOCK STAYS IN THE AIRLOCK OR JUST DRIFTS AROUND FOREVER UNTIL IT TURNS INTO SOMETHING HUSK-LIKE
deuce: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT |
deuce pants |
#anal #bacon #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #science-fiction #star-trek #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,640 | 1/20/2006 | actually asking two questions pants: WHAT KIND OF DIPPING SAUCE WOULD YOU LIKE
spigot: YOU'RE ACTUALLY ASKING TWO QUESTIONS |
deuce pants |
#asking-two-questions #dipping-sauce #pants-spigot #sauce #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
2,641 | 1/21/2006 | eating things we find spigot: LET'S ALL EAT CANDY FROM OFF THE GROUND
spigot: I HAVE A SNICKERS
spigot: I FOUND A REESE'S
spigot: TWIX FOR ME
spigot: HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH
spigot: HOMPH
spigot: PARKING LOT |
spigot |
#parking-lot #reeses #snickers #spigot-solo #twix #woodring-field-background |
|
2,642 | 1/22/2006 | very funny spigot: VERY FUNNY WITH THE CIGARETTE LIGHTER UNDER MY NUTS |
spigot |
#cigarette #lighter #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #poo #spigot-solo #uncategorized-background |
|
2,643 | 1/23/2006 | seize him pants: GUARDS
pants: SEIZE HIM
deuce: I REGRET NOTHING |
deuce pants |
#counter-strike #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #sfw #uncategorized-background |
|
2,644 | 1/24/2006 | taking a shit in your mouth spigot: I SAID *AT THE DAIRY QUEEN* (LISTEN)
deuce: OH SORRY |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #grey-background #heartwarming-misunderstanding #mouth #piss #shit |
|
2,645 | 1/25/2006 | in the criminal justice system spigot: GIDDYUP JINGLEHORSE PICK UP YOUR FEET
spigot: HOLY CHRIST I'M AN ADULT GAY MALE
deuce: SHUT UP |
deuce spigot |
#adult-gay-male #christmas-carol #deuce-spigot #jingle-bell-rock #law-and-order #singing #woodring-field-background |
|
2,646 | 1/26/2006 | bonjour pants: SACRE BLEU
pants: THE LANDLORD, SHE IS HERE FOR ZE RENT
spigot: I WILL STUFF MY FAT ASS INTO THE VENT, WHILE YOU STALL HIM WITH YOUR FEMININE WILES
pants: JEAN-CHARLES, WHAT SHOULD WE DO!?
spigot: I AM STUCK!! GET PIERRE TO SHOVE MY LEGS INTO ZE CRAWLSPACE
spigot: MY BULBOUS NOSE, IT IS PUSHED HARD INTO THE FIREWOOD
spigot: I DRIVE A LE CAR, HOW ABOUT YOU
pants: JEAN-CHARLES, YOU ARE IN TROUBLE AGAIN
spigot: THERE WILL BE NO CROISSANTS DUE TO YOUR BUMBLING, CLOUSEAU-ESQUE ANTICS |
pants spigot |
#cars #gunmetal-background #jean-charles #le-car #pants-spigot #rent |
|
2,647 | 1/27/2006 | every last one of ya spigot: HANDS UP WHO'S AS QUEER AS ME
spigot: THIS IS A STICK UP
spigot: COME ON YOU STUPID WHORES, LET'S ALL BE GAY TOGETHER
spigot: GET UP
spigot: I'M NOT GOING TO FUCKING SHOOT YOU
spigot: GET THE FUCK UP OFF THE FLOOR, I'M AN ADULT GAY MAN
spigot: SHUT UP BACK THERE
spigot: I'M FREAKING OUT BUT I HAVE MY GAYNESS TO SOBER ME UP GOOD |
spigot |
#adult-gay-male #be-gay-with-me #crime #gayness #irc #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
2,648 | 1/28/2006 | fucking shit head spigot: I'M GOING TO SHOOT OUT THE LIGHTS AND WE CAN WHISPER GAY THINGS TO EACH OTHER IN THE DARK
spigot: STOP YOUR FUCKING CRYING
spigot: WHY CAN'T YOU BE HAPPY BEING GAY
spigot: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE A FUCKING SHIT HEAD
spigot: LOOK AT MY DUMB GAY BALLS DANGLING IN THE SUMMER SUN
spigot: SHOW'S OVER HERE LADY - PAY ATTENTION
spigot: YOU'RE ALL FIRED |
spigot |
#fired #gay #spigot-solo #terrorism #woodring-field-background |
|
2,649 | 1/29/2006 | real estate deuce: 1024x768 MEANS MORE SCREEN REAL ESTATE
pants: PLUS MICHAEL EISNER AS A ZOMBIE SLAVE
pants: WE CAN TEACH HIM TO MAKE ICED TEA
pants: AND PLAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY ON THE PIANO
deuce: PROBABLY BUT LET'S NOT GET INTO THAT |
deuce pants |
#birthday #deuce-pants #disney #sfw #zombie |
|
2,650 | 1/30/2006 | it must be true i read it on wikipedia pants: ALL WIKIPEDIA USERS ARE PEDOPHILES (IT'S TRUE, I READ IT ON WIKIPEDIA) |
pants |
#die-trying #drowning #pants-solo #wikipedia #woodring-field-background |
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2,651 | 1/31/2006 | bike for xmas pants: LET US PRAY
pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGGH OKAY OKAY STOP STOP STOP HE HEARS US
deuce: KNOWING ISN'T THE SAME AS COMING THROUGH ON IT
deuce: SO YOU'RE MY HOSTAGE
pants: OW OW OW HE ALREADY KNOWS YOU WANT A BIKE FOR CHRISTMAS
deuce: BIKE FOR CHRISTMAS OR THE FAGGOT GETS IT
(pants): EVERYBODY KNOWS HE WON'T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS
deuce: I'M NOT A TERRORIST YOU'RE A DIRTY FAGGOT
deuce: I'M DOING GOD'S WORK AND ALSO GETTING A BIKE IN THE PROCESS |
deuce pants |
#99e99 #christmas #deuce-pants #hostage #negotiations #nena #nuggh #terrorism #whisper #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,652 | 2/1/2006 | who shaved deuce spigot: I'M JUDGE JERKALOT AND I DISPENSE A JIZZY JUSTICE
spigot: PLEASE COME OVER TO MY HOUSE FOR TEA AND COTLETS AND DICK SUCKING
deuce: WHO SHAVED ME
spigot: NOT SURE I KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PORKLOIN |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hd #cotlets #court #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #jizz #legal #pork #shave #shaving #tea #title-mismatch #white-background |
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2,653 | 2/2/2006 | for all that stuff i said pants: SO YOU FINALLY CAME CRAWLING BACK
deuce: I AM SO SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID EARLIER ABOUT YOUR PENCHANT FOR UNCOOKED DICKS
deuce: AND NUTPLAY
deuce: AND YOUR ATTEMPT TO CREATE A ROBOT MONSTROSITY
deuce: AND SPIGOT IN GENERAL
pants: GET YOUR HAND OFF MY KNEE |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #apology #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #robot #silent-character #woodring-room-background |
|
2,654 | 2/3/2006 | cocks glorious cocks (hot sausage & mustard) pants: COCKS
spigot: WHAT
deuce: I SAID COCKS
spigot: WHO
spigot: WHERE
spigot: WHEN
spigot: GIMME |
spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #mustard #sausage #uncredited-character #woodring-den-background |
|
2,655 | 2/4/2006 | collect them all spigot: BIRTHDAY SUIT
spigot: PANCAKES
spigot: SOME OTHER RANDOM WORD THAT'S FUNNY |
spigot |
#sfw #spigot-points #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
2,656 | 2/5/2006 | cyber space spigot: FOLKS I THINK CYBERSPACE NEEDS AN OFFICIAL FLAG AND SONG AND BIRD AND FLOWER!!!!!!!
spigot: STARTING A PETITION AND HANDING IT AROUND
spigot: WEIGHING SUGGESTIONS AND FORMING COMMITTEES TO DISCUSS/DEBATE
spigot: FLAG: PICTURE OF DOG SHIT
spigot: SONG: THE DOG SHIT SONG
spigot: BIRD: THE DOG SHIT BIRD?????
spigot: FLOWER: LUMP OF DOG SHIT
spigot: AMERICA / AMERICA |
spigot |
#cyberspace #dogshit #petition #spigot-points #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,657 | 2/6/2006 | every last one of them spigot: CHOKING THEM ALL DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: AT ONCE!!!!!!!
spigot: LIKE THE SIGN SAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#choking #spigot-solo #uncategorized-background |
|
2,658 | 2/7/2006 | yay long and yay thick spigot: ABOUT YAY LONG AND ABOUT YAY THICK
spigot: LADY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY GESTURES
pants: PORK PRODUCTS
spigot: MY HAND GESTURES |
pants spigot |
#deja-vu #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #sfw #vanilla-ice #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,659 | 2/8/2006 | do not make a mess in here deuce: PLEASE DO NOT MAKE A MESS IN HERE
spigot: NO CENSORSHIP |
deuce spigot |
#censorship #deuce-spigot #infocom #mousehole #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
2,660 | 2/9/2006 | hey stop making fun of me deuce: HEY STOP MAKING FUN OF ME
spigot: I GET A CHOCOLATE SHAKE EVERY CHRISTMAS
deuce: I LIKE THE MINT SHAKES ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY FROM MCDONALD'S BUT THEY WON'T LET ME HAVE THEM BECAUSE I'M BLACK
spigot: "I'M GOING TO SUCK YOUR FAT DICK AND MAKE YOU PLOW MY ASS" SAID THE QUEEREST VAMPYRE OF THE LOT, COUNT FUCKING FAGGOT
deuce: [REDACTED] AWFULLY ENTERTAINING [REDACTED] [REDACTED] |
deuce spigot |
#count-fucking-faggot #deja-vu #deuce-spigot #mcdonalds #plant #redacted-text #shamrock-shakes #vampyre #woodring-field-background |
|
2,661 | 2/10/2006 | far in the future pants: I WOULD LIKE YOU TO REACH OVER AND TOUCH ME AT SOME POINT WHILE WE WATCH LETHAL WEAPON TOGETHER ON THE COUCH (PLANNING OUR GAYNESS FAR IN THE FUTURE)
ozone: UH
ozone: LETHAL WEAPON 2 OR LETHAL WEAPON 3 |
ozone pants |
#be-gay-with-me #deja-vu #gay #grey-background #mouth #ozone-pants #planning |
|
2,662 | 2/11/2006 | no right or wrong answer deuce: YES SIR IT'S ME
spigot: HI!!!!!
deuce: WORD UP !!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: STRAIGHT UP !!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: T DEUCE WILL THERE EVER BE A RAINBOW?????????? *BEEP*
deuce: UHHHHHHHHHHHHH
spigot: EXPLAIN THE JIZZ ALL OVER MY FACE
spigot: THERE'S NO RIGHT OR WRONG ANSWER |
deuce spigot |
#black-background #deja-vu #deuce-spigot #jizz #rainbow |
|
2,663 | 2/12/2006 | not cowboys but still quite gay deuce: I CAN'T QUIT YOU
pants: ORBITING LIKE SATELLITES |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #brokeback-mountain #cowboy #deuce-pants #mountain-background #sfw #space #space-cowboy |
|
2,664 | 2/13/2006 | nobody move this is a cave-in effigy: MY HEAD HAS CAVED IN
deuce: NOW'S MY CHANCE TO LAY EGGS |
deuce effigy |
#cave-in #deuce-effigy #head #sfw #urinal-background |
|
2,665 | 2/14/2006 | best years of our lives spigot: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THESE ARE THE BEST YEARS OF OUR LIVES!!!!!!! HUHHHHH WE'RE FAT AND NOBODY CARES ABOUT US |
spigot |
#fat #hhhhh #high-school #obesity #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,666 | 2/15/2006 | all in the game pants: IT'S NOT GAY IF YOU DO IT AT 9600 BAUD (OR HIGHER/LOWER)
pants: GREASE MY ARM UP TO MY ELBOW (FOR SOME REASON)
pants: WHERE'S SUPERMAN WHEN WE NEED HIM TO BEAT UP THE JAPANESE AND GERMANS
pants: IT'S ALL IN THE GAME
pants: CHOKING.DLL |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #choking #dc-comics #dll #filename #fisting #funloving-nonsense #huffy-pants #modem #mountain-background #not-gay #pants-solo #superman #the-wire #windows #wwii |
|
2,667 | 2/16/2006 | please help i dream this every night and i don't know what it means : RADICAL
: RAVE |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #picture #radical #rave #weird-dream |
|
2,668 | 2/17/2006 | taking a test, promptly failing spigot: TAKING A TEST TO FIGURE OUT WHICH BONEQUEST CHARACTER I AM!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: DISAPPOINTED |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #quiz #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
2,669 | 2/18/2006 | no matter what pants: DO NOT BOTHER (I WILL JUST END UP EATING IT) |
pants |
#grey-background #pants-solo #sfw |
|
2,670 | 2/19/2006 | no longer allowed to attend the flea market spigot: HEIL HITLER LADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: PULLING TROUSERS UP
spigot: THEN DOWN AGAIN |
spigot |
#hitler #physical-comedy #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
2,671 | 2/20/2006 | brackets denote gayness spigot: [NBC MELODY]
spigot: [SEINFELD CORK POPPINGS]
spigot: [SOMBER SNL PIANO TWINKLINGS SIGNIFYING THE END OF ANOTHER 90 MINUTES]
deuce: [SPORADIC GUNFIRE] |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-spigot #gun #nbc #piano #seinfeld #snl #somber |
|
2,672 | 2/21/2006 | deuce and his saucy balls deuce: I'M CONCERNED YOU DON'T BELIEVE MY BALLS ARE SAUCY ENOUGH
pants: KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM
deuce: BECAUSE FUCK YOU THEY'RE SAUCY
pants: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN... SEXY |
deuce pants |
#balls #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #hello-world #huffy-pants #miranda-rights #urinal-background |
|
2,673 | 2/22/2006 | i already blow bone for free dick: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET POSTIT NOTES WITHOUT A JOB
deuce: PROSTITUTION
dick: T DEUCE I ALREADY BLOW BONE FOR FREE, I DOUBT ANYONE WOULD PAY ME AT THIS POINT
deuce: YOU NEED TO BECOME A VALUE ADDED RESELLER |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #drunk-deuce #prostitute #woodring-field-background |
|
2,674 | 2/23/2006 | wire not connected pants: WHAT PART OF I'M THE TIMECOP DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND
pants: HOW ABOUT THOSE YAMS THIS YEAR HUH MISTER
atandt: BUMPER CROP
pants: IF THERE IS A GANGBANG IN THE FOREST AND NOBODY IS THERE TO SEE IT DOES THAT MAKE ME GAY
atandt: GET OUT OF HERE I'M TRYING TO POO |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #gangbang #gay-theory #huffy-pants #mousehole #poo #timecop #woodring-room-background #yams |
|
2,675 | 2/24/2006 | zig- zag pants: ZIG-ZAG
pants: SLOW BURNING
pants: MADE IN FRANCE |
pants |
#bong #counterstrike #marijuana #pants-solo #rolling-paper #uncategorized-background #zig-zag |
|
2,676 | 2/25/2006 | penis bird deuce: WHOO HOO
deuce: WHY IS THE BIRD PERCHED ON HIS P-P-P-
deuce: AND WHY DOES HE HAVE AN ER-R-R-
atandt: THAT'S NOT MY PENIS OR MY BIRD |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #buk-buk #fighting-irish-pose #penisbird #woodring-room-background |
|
2,677 | 2/26/2006 | milf alert atandt: MILF!
pants: WHERE
net: RUN
deuce: HIDE ME |
atandt deuce net pants |
#alarm #atandt-deuce-net-pants #milf #woodring-room-background |
|
2,678 | 2/27/2006 | picture of a barn (b-side) |
pants |
#barn #bonequest-hd #bonequest-hi-fi #picture #sfw |
|
2,679 | 2/28/2006 | down in your hole pants: HOW YA DOIN' DOWN THERE
pants: IN YOUR FUCKING HOLE
deuce: GET OFFA ME
pants: WATCHING THE MTV |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #get-offa-me #hole #mtv #woodring-field-background |
|
2,680 | 3/1/2006 | drunk on cock pants: I COULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT I WAS DOING
pants: I WAS DRUNK ON COCK
pants: YOU CAN HANG UP THE MODEM NOW |
pants |
#cocks #modem #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,681 | 3/2/2006 | every little thing gonna be all right deuce: I'M AMAZED THAT A MARLEY SON WOULD SMOKE POT
deuce: I'M SIMPLY SHOCKED AND HORRIFIED
deuce: FIRE THE MISSILES |
deuce |
#bob-marley #deuce-solo #marijuana #missiles #woodring-field-background |
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2,682 | 3/3/2006 | hyper space pants: WELL FOLKS A HYPERSPACE JUMP IS ALWAYS INTERESTING TO SAY THE LEAST
deuce: DID WE ALREADY DO IT OR I THOUGHT WE WERE WAITING FOR THE GREEN LIGHT FROM HOUSTON
: http://jerkcity.com/hyperspace.mp3 |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dj-rapekit #mousehole #rape #url #woodring-room-background |
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2,683 | 3/4/2006 | oughta be a law ozone: I CAN'T SEE
bung: GOD HELP US
net: TURN ON THE LIGHTS
ozone: WHICH ONE ARE YOU
net: NOW I CAN'T SEE (TURN THEM BACK OFF)
atandt: WILD EEP
ozone: MOUSTACHE POWER
net: AND THE CLAMPING CONTINUES
dick: GAY CODE FOR SOMETHING OR OTHER |
atandt bung dick net ozone |
#atandt-bung-dick-net-ozone #black-background #clamping #gay-code #macintosh #moustache #which-one-are-you |
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2,684 | 3/5/2006 | beware of timecop pants: WHAT A GREAT DAY TO TAKE A MALE PROSTITUTE OUT TO A NICE LUNCH (HOTPANTS AND ALL)
pants: THANK GOD SHOWTIME PICKED UP SPIGOT THE BEAR OTHERWISE I'D HAVE TO RELY ON FAN-FIC AND PODCASTS
pants: BEWARE OF TIMECOP |
pants |
#badly-pasted-title #bong #cable #hotpants #huffy-pants #male-prostitute #pants-solo #photo-background #podcast #prostitute #spigot-the-bear #timecop |
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2,685 | 3/6/2006 | a match made in heaven pants: MY FIST
pants: YOUR CUNT
pants: FIGHT THE POWER |
pants |
#cunt #heaven #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,686 | 3/7/2006 | global warming deuce: NO
spigot: CAN I HAVE OPS FOR ONCE
.(deuce): WITH GOD'S HELP WE CAN STOP GLOBAL WARMING |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #badly-pasted-title #buttplugs #deuce-spigot #filler-panel #global-warming #irc #thought #uncategorized-mosaic-background |
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2,687 | 3/8/2006 | deepest darkest desires pants: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BOYS AND GIRLS
pants: IN JUST A FEW MINUTES
pants: YOU WILL EXPERIENCE ONE OF THE MOST UNIQUE PAGEANTS PRESENTED ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD
pants: BEGINNING IN JUST A FEW MINUTES THANK YOU
pants: WE SUGGEST THAT YOU REMAIN IN THE SAME AREA UNTIL THE LIGHTS RETURN TO NORMAL
pants: COLORFUL TWINKLING LIGHTS
pants: COLORFUL TWINKLING LIGHTS
pants: WE SUGGEST THAT YOU REMAIN IN THE SAME AREA UNTIL THE LIGHTS RETURN TO NORMAL
spigot: THOSE WITH MEDICAL CONDITIONS WILL BE GIVEN PRIORITY
pants: THANK YOU
pants: COLORFUL TWINKLING LIGHTS
spigot: THIS JUST IN
pants: (BONG NOISES)
: http://jerkcity.com/lights.mp3 |
pants spigot |
#bong-noises #character-mismatch #dj-rapekit #huffy-pants #lights #pants-spigot #repetition #this-just-in #url |
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2,688 | 3/9/2006 | thank pants: BEGINNING IN JUST A--
pants: BEGINNING IN JUST A FEW MINUTES
pants: IN ELECTRO-SYNTHAMAGNETIC MUSICAL SOUND
ozone: WILDLIFE SPECIALISTS CALMED LOCAL RESIDENTS SAYING THAT SUCH BEHAVIOR ON THE PART OF GORILLAS WAS RATHER UNLIKELY
pants: BEGINNING
atandt: THE GOVERNOR'S TROOPS HAVE BEEN DISPATCHED TO THE AREA
atandt: WE WILL PROVIDE FURTHER INFORMATION AS IT BECOMES AVAILABLE
pants: WE'RE SORRY THAT THE WEATHER IS NOT MORE PLEASANT BUT YOU CAN STILL FIND MUCH TO SEE AND DO HERE
hanford: (SCREECHES) OH BUENOS DIAS RIGHT HERE BELOW ME IS THE MAGIC GARDEN
atandt: AND IT LOOKS AS THOUGH TODAY IS OUR DAY
atandt: THANK YOU AND WE HOPE YOU'LL BE BACK TO VISIT US AGAIN SOON
pants: THANK YOU |
atandt hanford ozone pants |
#atandt-hanford-ozone-pants #caption #dj-rapekit #gorilla #mousehole #url #weird-pants-face #whisper #woodring-room-background |
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2,689 | 3/10/2006 | some kind of horrible error pants: SEGMENTATION FAULT
spigot: (BONG NOISES)
pants: (BONG NOISES) |
pants spigot |
#bong-noises #multipants #multiplicity #pants-spigot #segmentation-fault #unix |
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2,690 | 3/11/2006 | like a flushing toilet spigot: SWIRLING AROUND LIKE A FLUSHING TOILET
pants: DROWN ME AT 10,000 FEET
spigot: FULL CAVITY SEARCH
pants: AS A MORLOCK I NEVER THOUGHT I'D JOIN THE MILE HIGH CLUB
spigot: ENTERTAIN ME OR DIE
pants: WE'RE WAY WAY TOO LOW |
pants spigot |
#morlock #pants-spigot #toilet #woodring-field-background |
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2,691 | 3/12/2006 | fyi deuce: I'VE BEEN SICK YOU KNOW |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #mousehole #sfw #sick #woodring-room-background |
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2,692 | 3/13/2006 | +bites +clamps pants: THE BONG LOOKS SAD
ozone: DOES IT BITE
pants: BITES AND CLAMPS
ozone: THAT CAN'T BE GOOD FOR BUSINESS
pants: NO MORE MUTANTS |
ozone pants |
#bites-and-clamps #bong #mousehole #mutant-registration #ozone-pants #title-mismatch #woodring-room-background |
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2,693 | 3/14/2006 | by proxy spigot: PANTS WANTS ME TO ASK WHAT HAPPENED TO THE--
(spigot): WHAT WAS IT AGAIN
(pants): THE RIOT SHIELDS IN COUNTER STRIKE
spigot: PANTS WANTS ME TO ASK WHAT HAPPENED TO THE RIOT SHIELDS IN COUNTER STRIKE
(pants): ALSO TELL THEM DJ RAPEKIT ISN'T A NAME IT'S AN OBJECT |
pants spigot |
#and-how #counter-strike #dj-rapekit #pants-spigot #whispering #woodring-room-background |
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2,694 | 3/15/2006 | coffee table book pants: BONEQUEST FROM THE AIR (A COFFEETABLE BOOK)
pants: SIGN MY PETITION TO FORCE SONY INTO RELEASING THE FIRST SEASON OF SPIGOT THE BEAR ON UMD
pants: ALWAYS GET THE MONEY FIRST!!!!!!!! OTHERWISE YOU'RE A STUPID, STUPID WHORE
deuce: WHAT THE |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #hooker #huffy-pants #petition #pimp #shameless-plug #sony #spigot-the-bear #umd #whore #woodring-field-background |
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2,695 | 3/16/2006 | population: you atandt: WELCOME TO BONEQUEST
pants: POPULATION: YOU GIVING HEAD TO ALL OF US HAW HAW HAW
atandt: UH
pants: HELP ME DIG UP THE CEMENT IN THE BASEMENT AND HURRY (THE REALTOR WILL ARRIVE ANY MINUTE)
atandt: WHAT
pants: TEXT MESSAGE JEAN-CHARLES AND TELL HIM TO COME OVER WITH A RUG |
atandt pants |
#basement #cement #cocksucking #haw-haw-haw #huffy-pants #jean-charles #mountain-background |
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2,696 | 3/17/2006 | forgive me if i am a little jaded pants: I CAN'T BLOG IF YOU TURN ME INSIDE OUT
net: I'M NOT HERE
pants: ALSO I ASK THAT YOU MOLEST ME MORE EFFICIENTLY (BEFORE THE LIGHT TURNS GREEN)
net: THIS IS NOT HAPPENING
pants: SAY WILL YOU TAKE A CHECK
net: NOT HERE, NOT HAPPENING |
net pants |
#blog #molestation #net-pants #woodring-field-background |
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2,697 | 3/18/2006 | motion pants: AND
atandt: AUTOCONTROL IS LOCKED ON AND WE ARE COUNTING THE RETROFIRE
pants: PLEASE HOLD ON TO HATS AND GLASSES
pants: MOTION IS ABOUT TO OCCUR
atandt: MOTION
atandt: MOTION
spigot: MOTION IS ABOUT TO OCCUR
atandt: MOTION IS ABOUT TO OCCUR
pants: WITH A LITTLE PRACTICE
pants: YOU CAN DO CIRCUS TRICKS THAT WOULD MAKE AN ACROBAT TURN GREEN WITH ENVY |
atandt pants spigot |
#atandt-pants-spigot #dj-rapekit #huffy-pants #repetition #url #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
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2,698 | 3/19/2006 | performance art (deuce): QUIET DICKSUCKING
deuce: ANGRY DICKSUCKING
(deuce): QUIET DICKSUCKING
deuce: PEACE !!!
deuce: THANK YOU
deuce: THAT WAS MY PERFORMANCE ART
deuce: IT WAS REALLY REALLY AWFUL LIKE ALL GOOD PERFORMANCE ART SHOULD BE |
deuce |
#cocksucking #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #grunt #performance-art #pig #whisper #woodring-field-background |
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2,699 | 3/20/2006 | constantly battering your asshole net: LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES: THERE ARE DICKS CONSTANTLY BATTERING YOUR ASSHOLE
deuce: SO TRUE |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #dicks #forrest-gump #hole #rape #woodring-field-background |
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2,700 | 3/21/2006 | jerkcity 2,700 deuce: IS THIS THE PART WHERE SPIGOT EXPOSES HIMSELF AND
deuce: UH
deuce: AND WE ALL UNCOMFORTABLY PRETEND WE CAN'T SEE HIM |
deuce spigot |
#censored #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #mountain-background |
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2,701 | 3/22/2006 | never say no rands: UNCONSCIOUS GIRLS NEVER SAY NO !!!!
pants: YOU'RE A LONG WAY FROM YOUR BLOG AREN'T YOU |
pants rands |
#blog #hey-its-rands #rape #uncensored #woodring-den-background |
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2,702 | 3/23/2006 | a piece of that pants: I'M GONNA GET A PIECE OF THAT
deuce: SIR I ONLY GIVE IT UP TO THOSE WORTHY
pants: I GOT MONEY
deuce: I CHARGE AT LEAST 10 CENTS
pants: HOLD ON
deuce: PRICE IS UP TO 15 CENTS
pants: I HAVE 7
pants: WAIT
pants: 6
deuce: OKAY BACK DOWN TO 10 CENTS
pants: WHAT IF I SPURT WHILE WE DICKER
deuce: LOOK I'M JUST THE CLERK BEHIND THE COUNTER I CAN'T MAKE POLICY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants |
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2,703 | 3/24/2006 | deuce has a stroke spigot: WITH A HOCUS POCUS / YOU'RE IN FOCUS
spigot: YOU'RE THE STAR TODAY / HOORAY
spigot: SMILE / YOU'RE HAVING A STROKE
deuce: HURRRRRR THUMP |
deuce spigot |
#candid-camera #deuce-spigot #edited #sfw #singing |
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2,704 | 3/25/2006 | on touching dicks in these post-9/11 times bung: T DEUCE WANNA TOUCH DICKS?
deuce: T BUNG I DON'T SEE WHY NOT
deuce: WE ARE AN ARCLIGHT EXCEPT THE PROBES ARE MADE OF DICK INSTEAD OF CARBON AND INSTEAD OF ELECTRICITY IT'S JIZZ AND LOVE
deuce: SO I GUESS IT'S NOT REALLY AN ARCLIGHT AFTER ALL |
bung deuce |
#arclight #bung-deuce #drunk-deuce #post-9-11 #science #touching-dicks #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,705 | 3/26/2006 | for the love of country deuce: WHERE IS THE LOVE
spigot: T DEUCE HE'S HOLDING THE LOVE BEHIND HIS BACK
pants: I DON'T KNOW (CONCEALING SOMETHING BEHIND HIS BACK)
deuce: MOTHERFUCKER |
deuce pants spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants-spigot #sfw |
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2,706 | 3/27/2006 | the letter q pants: JERKCITY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER Q
: Q
: Q Q
: Q Q
pants: AND THE NUMBER (TRANSMISSION GARBLED)
: ?
atandt: YOU SMELL LIKE SOUR MILK (NOT THE GOOD KIND WAS RE: GAY CODE)
: ? ? ?
pants: THANK YOU FOR MAKING JERKCITY THE FATTEST GAYEST COMIC STRIP ON THE INTERNETS
: POST NO BILLS |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #gay-code #gay-fatness #the-good-kind #urinal-background #was-re |
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2,707 | 3/28/2006 | in which dick: T DEUCE I'M GOING TO STOP BY THE COCK SHOP ON THE WAY HOME TODAY - NEED ANYTHING ?
deuce: I WOULD LIKE A COCK
dick: T DEUCE CAN DO
deuce: ON SECOND THOUGHT MAKE IT A COCK
dick: T DEUCE WHAT SIZE/COLOR ?
deuce: SURPRISE ME |
deuce dick |
#cock #deuce-dick |
|
2,708 | 3/29/2006 | get a mop spigot: SQUIRRRRRRRRRRRRRHURRRRRRRDGLPKTH
deuce: GET A MOP
spigot: I'M REALLY OKAY!!!!!!!
spigot: HURRRRRRR BROOM HANDLE IN MY ASS AND MOUTH |
deuce spigot |
#abner-louima #black-background #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #mop #mouth |
|
2,709 | 3/30/2006 | touching on me pants: T DEUCE WHEN I ACCUSE YOU OF SEXUAL MISCONDUCT (TOUCHING ON ME) I WANT YOU TO BLOG THE WHOLE THING (FROM START TO MY DEATH)
deuce: HALUGUHLHALAG
spigot: SO MUCH DICK I CAN HARDLY CLOSE MY MOUTH LET ALONE SAY NO
deuce: HALUGHULAG HULBALGUAG AGHULAGULAG
pants: DON'T HOLD BACK LET IT ALL COME UP
pants: THAT'S THE STUFF
deuce: BLAGUAH GLBALUBHAGAG |
deuce pants spigot |
#black-background #blog #deuce-pants-spigot #dick #rape |
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2,710 | 3/31/2006 | please sign my online petition spigot: PLEASE SIGN MY PETITION TO BRING SPIGOT THE BEAR BACK TO FOX
pants: WHAT HAPPENED WITH SHOWTIME
spigot: BUCKLES AND / BUCKLES AND
spigot: BUCKLES AND BOWS |
pants spigot |
#cable #frasier #mountain-background #pants-spigot #petition #redacted #redacted-greytext #sfw #spigot-the-bear |
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2,711 | 4/1/2006 | a very special episode of spigot the bear spigot: NUTS
spigot: I'M SORRY THAT WAS INAPPROPRIATE |
spigot |
#inappropriate #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #woodring-field-background |
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2,712 | 4/2/2006 | ode to bonghits (all nine of them) pants: SOMETIMES WHEN I TAKE BONGHITS I SEE FRACTALS
ozone: YOU GAIN EXPERIENCE POINTS EACH TIME THAT HAPPENS
pants: OTHER TIMES I GET THE BUZZIES
atandt: WHICH ONE ARE YOU AGAIN
pants: THIS TIME IT'S JUST THE MUNCHIES
hanford: WHY ARE YOUR PUPILS DILATED (ALL NINE OF THEM) |
atandt hanford ozone pants |
#atandt-hanford-ozone-pants #bonequest-hd #bonghit #huffy-pants #mountain-background #which-one-are-you |
|
2,713 | 4/3/2006 | is that even something deuce: T NET LET'S UNDRESS EACH OTHER WITH OUR HANDS
net: IS THAT EVEN SOMETHING |
deuce net |
#badly-pasted-title #deuce-net #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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2,714 | 4/4/2006 | hurrrrrrrrr : Meet deuce (left) and spigot (right) who will be our hosts today.
deuce: HUHHHHHHHHH
spigot: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
spigot: MINE WAS LONGER |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #caption #contest #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #lowercase #mousehole #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
2,715 | 4/5/2006 | why spigot left the room deuce: DID SPIGOT LEAVE BECAUSE I FARTED
deuce: BECAUSE I DIDN'T MEAN TO FART ON HIM
deuce: I MEAN LITERALLY FART IN HIS FACE AND HOLD HIM DOWN UNTIL THE FART WAFTED AWAY
deuce: BUT SOMETHING INSIDE MADE ME DO IT
deuce: BASICALLY I'M SAYING BLAME MY INSIDES, NOT ME |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #farts #moo #mousehole #sfw #spigot-leaves |
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2,716 | 4/6/2006 | a fat gay goth standing on the edge of the information apocalpyse spigot: CHUBBY HUBBY SEEKS AFTERNOON HOOKER!!!!!
spigot: MUST LIKE LIVING WITH MOM AND SLEEPING W/NINTENDO CARTS
spigot: THIS TIME I'M A FAT GAY GOTH STANDING ON THE EDGE OF THE INFORMATION APOCALYPSE!!!!!
spigot: CAN A ZINE SAVE THE WORLD?!?!?!?!?!?
spigot: I WOULD LIKE MORE ALLOWANCE |
spigot |
#fat #goth #motion-is-about-to-occur #nintendo #prostitute #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background #zine |
|
2,717 | 4/7/2006 | get out deuce: IT'S NOT WORKING AGAIN
spigot: I WILL BE BABE THE PIG AND YOU CAN BE BABE THE BLUE OX
spigot: HURMPH
spigot: YOU ARE REALLY MAKIN BACON
deuce: GET OUT |
deuce spigot |
#babe #bacon #sfw #white-background |
|
2,718 | 4/9/2006 | picture of a hallway (where you go when you die) |
pants |
#hospital-background #picture |
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2,719 | 4/10/2006 | short but thick deuce: DICKS, ETC.
spigot: I WISH WE COULD AT LEAST TALK FIRST |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicks #mousehole #sodomy #spurty-frog #woodring-room-background |
|
2,720 | 4/11/2006 | spigot the bear season finale : Spigot the Bear will not be seen tonight. Instead, we bring you this episode of Jerkcity featuring "Pants". Enjoy!
pants: WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST FOR MUTUAL MASTURBATION
pants: OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING |
spigot |
#caption #flappity-bats #huffy-pants #masturbation #pants-solo #spigot-the-bear #woodring-field-background |
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2,721 | 4/12/2006 | you know it pants: CHOW DOWN
pants: RIGHT NOW
pants: I BEG OF YOU
pants: MSNBC INVESTIGATES DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER INVESTIGATING MY BALLS
pants: WHY O WHY
pants: I CALLED THEM AND I'M ALL HEY MY BALLS BUT THEY'RE ALL HANGING UP
deuce: WHAT IS IT ABOUT/AROUND YOUR BALLS THAT NEEDS INVESTIGATING (LIKE I DON'T KNOW)
pants: LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW |
deuce pants |
#balls #coy-pants #deuce-pants #msnbc |
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2,722 | 4/13/2006 | dong ong ong ong ong ong spigot: HANDS UP WHO NEEDS A DONG
spigot: DONG ONG ONG ONG ONG ONG ONG ONG ONG
pants: IS THE DONG ECHOING
spigot: THAT'S A TWO-PART QUESTION CLOMP CLOMP *SLAM*
pants: HE'LL BE BACK (OH HE'LL BE BACK ALL RIGHT) |
pants spigot |
#asking-two-questions #clomp #clomp-clomp-slam #coy-pants #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #woodring-room-background |
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2,723 | 4/14/2006 | f pants: I'M A GIANT AMAZON ANT LOOK AT ME
deuce: I'M A BANANA SPLIT (NOT VERY IMAGINATIVE) |
deuce pants |
#amazon #ant #banana #deuce-pants #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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2,724 | 4/15/2006 | the show must go on (ozone): HE SAID YOU HAVE SHIT IN YOUR BEARD
pants: THE SHOW MUST GO ON
ozone: THE SYSTEM IS BEING SHUT DOWN NOW ! ! !
pants: I WISH THE SYSTEM WOULD SHUT DOWN ON MY COCK !!!
pants: AND CAPTURE IT...
pants: LIKE A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY
deuce: AND THEN HOLD IT FOREVER AND EVER
pants: AMEN
deuce: BEAT OFF INTO MY OPEN HANDS (CUPPED)
pants: I AM TRYING BUT YOUR MANIACAL FACIAL EXPRESSION MAKES IT OOF OOF HERE YA GO LITTLE FELLA |
deuce ozone pants |
#beard #beating-off #deuce-ozone-pants #shit-in-your-beard #shutdown-now #unix #whisper #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,725 | 4/16/2006 | flappity vampire bats pants: VAMPYRE BATS ???
deuce: FLAPPITY FLAP FLAP
pants: THEY ARE FLAPPING AND BONKING INTO SHIT, KNOCKING STUFF DOWN AND OTHERWISE CAUSING ALL KINDS OF TROUBLE
pants: I WENT INTO THE SECRET ROOM EXPECTING TO SEE CREATED BY WARREN ROBINETT AND INSTEAD THERE WAS JUST A FUCKING STARBUCKS THERE
deuce: GHLAGHLUAHGULAG |
deuce pants |
#adventure #atari #bat #deuce-pants #flap #flappity-bat #huffy-pants #pants-discolored-leg #starbucks #uncategorized-mosaic-background #vampyre #vampyre-bats |
|
2,726 | 4/17/2006 | not girls, not fast cars pants: SERIOUSLY, FLAPPITY BATS ARE ON MY MIND THESE DAYS (NOT GIRLS, NOT FAST CARS, NOT PUNCHING PROSTITUTES AND RUNNING AWAY, JUST FLAPPITY BATS)
pants: SITTING ON THE TOILET, FORCING MY BIG WHITE DOPEY AMERICAN DICK TO POINT DOWN INTO THE BOWL INSTEAD OF SQUIRTING PISS ALL OVER THE HERE AND THERE
ozone: WINDOWSMEHARD DISK PICTURE 1
pants: IF YOU THINK THIS IS EASY YOU SHOULD TRY IT |
ozone pants |
#bat #dj-rapekit #flappity-bat #green-background #huffy-pants #ozone-green-beard #ozone-pants #pants-discolored-leg #piss #prostitute #prostitutes #toilet #windows-me |
|
2,727 | 4/18/2006 | no credit card required pants: PLANET AOL
spigot: 1175 HOURS FREE FOR 50 DAYS |
pants spigot |
#aol #marijuana #pants-spigot #urinal-background |
|
2,728 | 4/19/2006 | eye contact in the bathroom deuce: LOOKING GENERALLY IN YOUR DIRECTION (BUT NOT DIRECTLY)
spigot: NO EYE CONTACT IN THE BATHROOM
pants: PLANET AOL
pants: 1175 HOURS FREE
pants: NO CREDIT CARD REQUIRED
spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP |
deuce pants spigot |
#aol #deja-vu #deuce-pants-spigot #fucking-shut-up #grey-background #masturbation |
|
2,729 | 4/20/2006 | a close one spigot: PORN SLOTH
deuce: THE EIGHTH DEADLY SIN
bung: SHHH, HERE COMES DAD
bung: FAG!
bung: HOLD THAT DOG STILL OR ELSE
deuce: PHEW THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE HE ALMOST SAW US |
bung deuce spigot |
#bestiality #black-background #bung-deuce-spigot #dog #porn #zoophilia |
|
2,730 | 4/21/2006 | limbo pants: COCKS
deuce: WHO ASKED YOU
spigot: UP YOURS |
deuce pants spigot |
#1337-speak #black-background #censored #deuce-pants-spigot #edited #pixelated |
|
2,731 | 4/22/2006 | a very emotional episode of spigot the bear : Left: Pants
: Right: Spigot
spigot: WINE FORUM
pants: LET'S TALK ABOUT WOMEN'S ISSUES
spigot: IT'S OKAY TO SAY YOU WANT IT ON YOUR FACE EVEN IF YOU DON'T |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #caption #facial #grey-background #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #spigot-the-bear |
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2,732 | 4/23/2006 | punch duh hoooo dial tone spigot: I'M SPIGOT FROM JERKCITY!!!
spigot: PUNCH DUH FORGET
spigot: PUNCH DUH SIT |
spigot |
#gay #gay-underwear-sex #physical-comedy #sex #spigot-solo #telephone #telephony #underwear #white-background |
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2,733 | 4/24/2006 | jerkcity forever spigot: MY MOUTH IS A ROCKY PLACE WHERE YOUR SEED CAN FIND NO PURCHASE
pants: CALL THE ENCLAVE |
pants spigot |
#den-background #enclave #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #raising-arizona #viscera |
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2,734 | 4/25/2006 | 40 miles to the opposite rim atandt: CHILDREN UNDER AGE 7 MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY AN ADULT
ozone: EACH ONE IS ABLE TO SUPPORT MORE THAN 13 TONS
deuce: AND YOU CAN SEE HOW BIG IT REALLY IS
deuce: AND TOGETHER STRETCH FOR ALMOST 1/4 MILE
atandt: 2.5 TIMES MORE THAN MOUNT EVEREST (THE HIGHEST POINT ON EARTH)
ozone: THIS SUPER-IMPOSED OUTLINE OF THE UNITED STATES
ozone: WILL GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF ITS SIZE
atandt: IT'S 370 MILES WIDE AT THE BASE
deuce: AND OVER 100 FEET IN LENGTH
ozone: AND OVER 75,000 FEET AT THE TOP
atandt: BUT THAT'S 40 MILES TO THE OPPOSITE RIM
ozone: AND THAT FIGURE INCREASES EACH YEAR
atandt: 23 FEET IN HEIGHT
atandt: 23 FEET IN HEIGHT
deuce: AND YOU CAN SEE HOW BIG IT REALLY IS
atandt: 23 FEET IN HEIGHT
ozone: HANDSOME FUNCTIONAL DESIGN
ozone: HAS BEEN COMBINED
ozone: WITH TRADITIONAL BEAUTY AND ELEGANCE
deuce: AND YOU CAN SEE HOW BIG IT REALLY IS
atandt: AND THAT FIGURE INCREASES EACH YEAR
atandt: AANNDD TTHHAATT FFIIGGUURREE IINNCCRREEAASSEESS EEAACCHH YYEEAARR
deuce: RUGGED, EASY-TO-CLEAN PLASTIC LAMINATES
deuce: ARE USED ON ALL THE
deuce: COUNTER, CABINET AND WALL SURFACES
ozone: THE FLOORS ON WHICH YOU ARE WALKING
ozone: THE FLOORS ON WHICH YOU ARE WALKING
ozone: THE FLOORS ON WHICH YOU ARE WALKING
ozone: THE FLOORS ON WHICH YOU ARE WALKING
ozone: THE FLOORS ON WHICH YOU ARE WALKING
ozone: THE FLOORS ON WHICH YOU ARE WALKING
ozone: THE FLOORS THE FLOORS ON WHICH YOU ARE WALKING
ozone: THE FLOORS THE FLOORS THE FLOORS ON WHICH YOU ARE WALKING
ozone: THE FLOORS ON WHICH YOU ARE WALKING
ozone: THE FLOORS ON WHICH YOU ARE WALKING |
atandt deuce ozone |
#balls #dj-rapekit #drunk-deuce #overlong #remix #repetition #somber-deuce #title-mismatch #url #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,735 | 4/26/2006 | rain e s a coatc atandt: LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS
pants: AUUUUUGGH
atandt: BRING A RAINCOAT
spigot: I'M LICKING DICKS
pants: YOU BET
deuce: JESUS FUCK
pants: I AM GERMANY'S UBERQUEER
atandt: I'M NEXT |
atandt deuce pants spigot |
#atandt-deuce-pants-spigot #black-background #dicklicking #fighting-irish-pose |
|
2,736 | 4/27/2006 | just waiting for the go-ahead pants: COCKS?
deuce: MAYBE
pants: NOW WE'RE TALKING
deuce: I WAS JUST WAITING FOR THE GO-AHEAD |
deuce pants |
#cocks #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #woodring-room-background |
|
2,737 | 4/28/2006 | in which pants scares spigot with the weird pants face spigot: EEK
deuce: YOU SCARED HIM AWAY
pants: YES PEOPLE ARE FRIGHTENED OF ME AND MY WIDE MOUTH
pants: WHICH BY THE WAY IS EXCELLENT FOR SHOVING CRICKETS AND OTHER FOOD INTO |
deuce pants spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #cricket #deuce-pants-spigot #fat #fatness #fear #insect-eating #mouth #mouth-of-pants #sfw #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
|
2,738 | 4/29/2006 | please pass the dick spigot: PLEASE PASS THE DICK
deuce: NO
spigot: PLEASE PASS THE DICK
deuce: NO!!!!!!!!
spigot: PASS THE DICK???????
pants: MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THE MOTHERFUCKING PLANE |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #dick #movies #repetition #snakes-on-a-plane |
|
2,739 | 4/30/2006 | everything in their path spigot: PLEASE CAN I JUST HAVE ONE COCK
deuce: LIKE ARMY ANTS THEY DEVOUR EVERYTHING IN THEIR PATH |
deuce spigot |
#deja-vu #deuce-spigot #i-think-this-may-be-nsfw-but-i-cant-tell-sorry #uncategorized-mosaic-background |
|
2,740 | 5/1/2006 | that good one homosexual : Net (pictured left) first appeared in Jerkcity #150 (1999). Pants (right) first appeared in Jerkcity #2 (1998). They have been trapped here ever since.
net: AGGRESSIVE DICKS
pants: THE BEST KIND
net: PUSHING ON YOU
pants: NO REGRETS |
net pants |
#99e99 #bored-pants #caption #german #grey-background #net-pants #stage-directions #title-mismatch |
|
2,741 | 5/2/2006 | did it die spigot: MY BONER'S FLOATING UP TO HEAVEN
deuce: T SPIGOT DID IT DIE
spigot: IT JUST THINKS THERE ARE MORE FAGS AND STALLS IN HEAVEN THEN HERE LOCKED AND BOUND AMONG THE MORTAL COILS OF EARTH
spigot: I.E. THE SUCKING
atandt: WETNURSE PLZ |
atandt deuce spigot |
#atandt-deuce-spigot #deja-vu #fighting-irish-pose #grey-background #heaven #shakespeare #typo |
|
2,742 | 5/3/2006 | not the face spigot: NOT THE FACE
spigot: OH THAT'S JUST GREAT
pants: NOW I'LL HAVE TO WEAR A SCARF
spigot: I RAN INTO A DOOR AND THERE BEHIND THE DOOR WAS YES, A COCK
pants: A MOUSETRAP ON THE TIP OF MY DICK
pants: GREAT UNDERGROUND ADVENTURE MY ASS THIS IS A GAY TOILET
spigot: I'M GOING TO UPLOAD AN AVI OF WHAT GOES ON BEHIND THE DOOR
pants: !!??
spigot: WAIT I MIGHT BE ON THERE
pants: TOO LATE NOW, BEATING OFF ANYWAY |
pants spigot |
#beating-off #deja-vu #filetype #infocom #mousetrap #pants-spigot #punctuation #urinal-background #zork |
|
2,743 | 5/4/2006 | another true story deuce: DO YOU THINK IF I HELD MY NEIGHBORS DOWN AND FILLED THEM WITH PISS THEY WOULD QUIET DOWN
spigot: I AM THAT PISS |
deuce spigot |
#black-background #deuce-spigot #piss |
|
2,744 | 5/5/2006 | in it for the money (clean) :Censored by U.S. Govt.
pants: I'M IN THIS FOR THE [REDACTED] PEOPLE
pants: NOT FOR THE [REDACTED] OR THE [REDACTED] OR ALL THE REALLY GREAT DRUGS
spigot: NEXT TIME WE TRY A CRAZY STUNT LET'S INVOLVE COCKS IN THE DARKNESS |
pants spigot |
#caption #censored #pants-spigot #redacted-text #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,745 | 5/6/2006 | you heard it here first pants: WHACK ME WITH A SHOVEL (I'M A MOLE) |
pants |
#abstract #no-greytext #pants-solo #uncategorized-background |
|
2,746 | 5/7/2006 | love for me atandt: DOES ANYONE HAVE LOVE FOR ME
deuce: HMM
deuce: LET'S SEE
deuce: NOPE
atandt: OH |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #fighting-irish-pose #grey-background #love #sfw #spigot-the-bear |
|
2,747 | 5/8/2006 | gay chat line spigot: IF I CALL A GAY CHAT LINE CAN THEY SEE ME WITH THEIR GAY DICKS OR WHAT'S THE DEAL
spigot: BECAUSE I'M A REAL WHIZ WITH DICKS
pants: LET MY PEOPLE GO
spigot: FUCK OFF |
pants spigot |
#grey-background |
|
2,748 | 5/9/2006 | someone has a socket bug atandt: SOMEONE HAS A SOCKET BUG
deuce: NOT ME
atandt: NO NOT YOU
deuce: UH
deuce: JERKING |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #tcp-ip #urinal-background |
|
2,749 | 5/10/2006 | cojhglubblhuggle spigot: GIMME A C
pants: C
spigot: GIMME AN O
pants: O
spigot: GIMME A J
pants: J
spigot: GIMME AN H
pants: H
spigot: GIMME A G
pants: G
spigot: GIMME AN L
pants: L
spigot: GIMME A U
pants: U
spigot: GIMME A B
pants: B
spigot: GIMME A B
pants: B
spigot: GIMME AN L
pants: L
spigot: GIMME AN H
pants: H
spigot: GIMME A U
pants: U
spigot: GIMME A G
pants: G
spigot: GIMME A G
pants: G
spigot: GIMME AN L
pants: L
spigot: GIMME AN E
pants: E
spigot: WHAT DOES THAT SPELL
pants: HOLD ON A MINUTE
pants: COJHGLUBBLHUGGLE!?!????
pants: WHAT YOU YOU MEAN MY TIME IS UP
pants: I PUT FOUR QUARTERS IN THE SLOT
spigot: PARK N SUCK |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #cojhglubblhuggle #overlong #pants-spigot #park-n-suck #spelling |
|
2,750 | 5/11/2006 | moustache power spigot: JERKCITY IS PROUD TO OFFER A SMOKE, DRUG AND ALCOHOL-FREE WORKPLACE
spigot: ALSO FYI WE'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU'D KEEP THE LIQUOR AT HOME
spigot: THERE'S A TIME AND PLACE FOR KNOCKIN BOOTY, PLEASE USE DISCRETION |
spigot |
#comics-code #comics-code-approved #hayes-code #hr-policy #meta #moustache #spigot-solo |
|
2,751 | 5/12/2006 | run and hide pants: WAR OF THE WORLDS ALIEN SOUND BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG |
pants |
#aliens #high-res #pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background #war-of-the-worlds |
|
2,752 | 5/13/2006 | kilroy was here pants: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO BEAT OFF AS WE ARE IN PUBLIC NOW
pants: I'M TAKING A SHIT ON YOUR CHEST
deuce: NOT AGAIN
pants: FANTASY ROLE-PLAYING |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #rpg #scat #wide-panel |
|
2,753 | 5/14/2006 | little tiny peoples : KRAKOOM!
pants: FEAR NOT TINY PEOPLES, I ONLY PLAN TO EAT SOME OF YOU
uncredited tiny woman: JESUS!
uncredited tiny man: SON OF A BITCH! |
pants |
#jesus #kaiju #onomatopoeia #pants-solo #tiny-peoples #uncredited-character #white-background #wide-panel |
|
2,754 | 5/15/2006 | wait hang on spigot: I'M GOING TO LET MY BRAIN DRIVE MY PC
spigot: WAIT HANG ON EGG MCMUFFINS |
spigot |
#abstract #egg-mcmuffin #mcdonalds #sfw #wide-panel #woodring-room-background |
|
2,755 | 5/16/2006 | your soggy towels pants: YOU ARE LIKE A WASHING MACHINE IN THAT I WILL OPEN YOUR LID AND RE-ARRANGE YOUR SOGGY TOWELS TO ASSURE A BALANCED LOAD
deuce: MY COUNTRY 'TIS OF THEE
pants: BUT FIRST...
pants: LET'S SEE WHAT'S UNDER THIS KILT OF YOURS, LAD
deuce: PAIN AND BLINDNESS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #kilt #laundry #patriotism #sfw #singing #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,756 | 5/17/2006 | really warm in here spigot: IT'S REALLY WARM IN HERE FOLKS
deuce: I HEAR THAT
spigot: COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TURN DOWN THE FAT
pants: MAYBE OPEN A GAY WINDOW |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #fat #gay #photo-background |
|
2,757 | 5/18/2006 | dicks (part 1 of 2) pants: DICKS
pants: (THEY BITE)
pants: THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO CHOMP THE HEAD OFF FIRST
deuce: REALLY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #series |
|
2,758 | 5/19/2006 | dicks (part 2 of 2) pants: OF COURSE YOU'RE LEFT WITH SPURTING BLOOD
pants: FROM THE HEADLESS DICK
deuce: I SEE
pants: BUT IF YOU START AT THE BALLS END YOU STAND A CHANCE OF BEING BADLY BITTEN
deuce: COULD YOU PLEASE GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BALLS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #series |
|
2,759 | 5/20/2006 | cover your head and neck with your arms atandt: ATTENTION SPACE TRAVELLERS
pants: WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO HEAR ACTUALLY HAPPENED
ozone: PUT ON STURDY SHOES
atandt: PLEASE KEEP YOUR PARTY TOGETHER AS YOU WALK THROUGH THE TURNSTILES
ozone: COVER YOUR HEAD AND NECK WITH YOUR ARMS
pants: MAKE SURE YOU KNOW THE NEW HOMELAND SECURITY
spigot: HURR-HUH UHH-BUH
atandt: BE SURE TO TAPE CRACKS FOR EXTRA PROTECTION
hanford: BUSINESS PRODUCING HAZARDOUS WASTE
pants: AND IF IT MEANS PLAYING LIKE YOU DID TODAY, I'LL BE THERE EVERY DAY
atandt: A MESSAGE FROM THE U.S. DEPT OF AGRICULTURE
spigot: HURR-HUH UHH-BUH
ozone: COVER YOUR HEAD AND NECK WITH YOUR ARMS
ozone: COVER YOUR HEAD AND NECK WITH YOUR ARMS
ozone: COVER YOUR HEAD AND NECK WITH YOUR ARMS
ozone: COVER YOUR HEAD AND NECK WITH YOUR ARMS
ozone: COVER YOUR HEAD AND NECK WITH YOUR ARMS
ozone: COVER YOUR HEAD AND NECK WITH YOUR ARMS |
atandt hanford ozone pants spigot |
#dj-rapekit #many-characters #mountain-background #overlong #repetition #url |
|
2,760 | 5/21/2006 | hey queernuts deuce: HEY QUEERNUTS
deuce: HOLY CHRIST ABOVE I'M A HAPPY CAMPER
spigot: LET'S SING ABOUT BEING DRUNK AND SMOOSH CANS
deuce: T SPIGOT I PREFER TO SIMPLY YELL RATHER THAN TRYING TO FORM NOTES
spigot: SLURPING LIKE A BABOON |
deuce spigot |
#christ #deuce-spigot #queernuts #viscera #woodring-field-background |
|
2,761 | 5/22/2006 | veuillez porter juste la robe pants: T SPIGOT PLEASE JUST WEAR THE DRESS AND DANCE AROUND
spigot: DOO DEE BOO I'M A BALLERINA
spigot: DOO BONK MY TOE
pants: DO YOU WANT AN AMBULANCE
spigot: I JUST NEED TO SIT HERE FOR A MINUTE |
pants spigot |
#cats #dance #dress #french #mousehole #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #sfw #stubbed-toe #woodring-room-background |
|
2,762 | 5/23/2006 | tous qu'il sait : mesdames et messieurs, pantalon et deux de banlieue noire de secousse-ville
deuce: HI KITTY
pants: COCKSUCKING IS ALL I KNOW
deuce: WELL GET STARTED THEN |
deuce pants |
#caption #censored #cocksucking #deuce-pants #french #kitty #nonstandard-title-panel #plant #redacted-greytext #redacted-text #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background |
|
2,763 | 5/24/2006 | too fat for the cheerleading squad : SPIGOT POOFS INTO THE ROOM LIKE A QUEER VAMPIRE
deuce: HGLAHGLAHLGHLAUAG
spigot: GIMME A B!!!! GIMME A HURRRRR
deuce: CHEERLEADING FOR FUN AND PROFIT
spigot: HANG ON I HAVE TO GO THROW UP IN THE TOILET BECAUSE I'M TOO FAT FOR THE SQUAD |
deuce spigot |
#bulimia #caption #cheerleading #deuce-spigot #eating-disorders #smoosh #toilet #vampyre #viscera |
|
2,764 | 5/25/2006 | porn trap pants: OKAY FINE YES I STOP TO LOOK AT PORN SPRAYS ALL RIGHT
pants: IT'S LIKE KRYPTONITE I GOTTA STOP
pants: "WOW TWO GIRLS" BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP DEATH BY PORN TRAP |
pants |
#gaming #pants-solo #porn #video-games #woodring-den-background |
|
2,765 | 5/26/2006 | licking the dick loudly deuce: HS1MF108.JPG
deuce: THERE'S SPURT ON THAT THERE FACE
spigot: WHO DUH HUH WHERE DIR???????????
pants: DING DONG
spigot: I'LL GET IT
spigot: HONK BONK CLONK OFF OW SON OF A CRASH BANG BONK
spigot: WHO IS IT
: SPIGOT CREAKS THE DOOR OPEN SLOWLY
spigot: LICKING THE DICK LOUDLY
spigot: HEAR IT: LLLLLL LLLLL LLLLLLL LLLLLLL LLLLLLL LLLL |
deuce pants spigot |
#caption #deuce-spigot #dicklicking #filename #honk #physical-comedy #porn #spurt #title-mismatch #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,766 | 5/27/2006 | church of jerkcity, the pants: LET US PRAY TO WHATEVER'S UP THERE |
pants |
#church #mountain-background #pants-solo #sfw #title-mismatch |
|
2,767 | 5/28/2006 | another exciting episode coming right up spigot: HERE'S DORKY
spigot: PLEASE CALL ME MR. FAT
spigot: LATER DIPSHITS |
spigot |
#fat #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #title-mismatch #woodring-room-background |
|
2,768 | 5/29/2006 | broom pants: MAYBE WE COULD POP YOU UP THERE FOR THE DAY
pants: CLEAN THE WHOLE FUCKING PLACE UP
pants: MAKE IT NICE FOR OUR SHUTTLE PILOTS
deuce: I'M UP FOR THAT
deuce: I CAN BREATHE IN SPACE BY THE WAY
pants: EXCELLENT
deuce: THAT'S BECAUSE I'M THE SYSTEM NINJA
pants: I BET YOU MAKE NOISE TOO
deuce: FLAPPITY FLAP FLAP
pants: ALSO I'M A NEWS ADMIN
pants: AND A LEVEL 2 VAMPYRE
pants: WILL YOU GET THOSE FLAPPITY BATS OUT OF HERE
deuce: GET A BROOM |
deuce pants |
#broom #deuce-pants #flappity-bats #grey-background #huffy-pants #space #system-ninja #usenet #vampyre #viscera |
|
2,769 | 5/30/2006 | crowbar : Antarctic Circle
pants: KNOCKING THE COCKS DOWN USING MY PSYCHIC POWERS (AND A CROWBAR)
: 70 Biscoe, 1831
: Bellin[obscured]lsen, 1820 |
pants |
#antarctica #cocks #pants-solo #photo-background #title-mismatch #weird-pants-face |
|
2,770 | 5/31/2006 | your face, my dong deuce: I DON'T THINK THAT YOU PEOPLE ARE TAKING ME SERIOUSLY (GHLAGHLAGHLGA)
pants: (HAUGHAULGAHLGAG) WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT HULAGHAULGHALG |
deuce pants |
#antarctica #bee #deuce-pants #dicklicking #fresca #map #photo-background |
|
2,771 | 6/1/2006 | blind from the dizzy/so sue me pants: I CAN'T SEE (BLIND FROM THE DIZZY)
spigot: THE SAME THING HAPPENED WITH ME !!! ONLY I WASN'T AT WORK
spigot: I WAS GRABBING COCKS THROUGH THE GLORYHOLES AT A CONTRA COSTA COUNTY ADULT BOOKSTORE
spigot: NOW THAT BRINGS ME WAY BACK
spigot: HOLY CRAP PLEASE NOT THAT FAR BACK
spigot: HURTING
spigot: CHOKING ON MY OWN EMBARRASSMENT
pants: THEN WHAT HAPPENED
spigot: WISH I COULD DRIVE MY VAN BACK TO THE YMCA AND FILL IT WITH BOYS |
pants spigot |
#adult-bookstore #contra-costa-county #dizzy #glory-hole #grey-background #pants-spigot #ymca |
|
2,772 | 6/2/2006 | which way you going about it anyway deuce: CAN I BORROW $1000 FOR A PENIS OPERATION
pants: WHICH WAY YOU GOIN', LARGER OR SMALLER
deuce: I WANT TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A FLOWER
pants: AHHH
deuce: CAN THEY SHAPE IT LIKE A DUCK OR WHAT
pants: I WAS GOING TO SUGGEST WIDER TOO |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #duck #kc-green #penis-enlargement #woodring-field-background |
|
2,773 | 6/3/2006 | conquer bonequest itself deuce: BONEQUEST IS NOT FUNNY *AGAIN*
spigot: THE ASTERISKS REALLY *LEAP* OUT AND MAKE ME NOT CARE |
deuce spigot |
#asterisks #deuce-spigot #failed-comedy #meta #not-funny #punctuation #sfw #stereo #woodring-field-background |
|
2,774 | 6/4/2006 | play with my balls spigot: PANTS AND DEUCE WILL NOT BE AROUND FOR A WHILE (ARRESTED BY S.H.I.E.L.D.)
spigot: I ASKED YOU TO PLAY WITH MY BALLS IN A GENTLE SQUEEZY WAY AND INSTEAD YOU PINCH THEM, KICK THEM TO THE POINT OF NUMBNESS AND BLUENESS??????????????
spigot: THAT IS NO WAY TO BEHAVE |
spigot |
#arrested-by-shield #balls #cbt #genital-mutilation #mountain-background #nuts-of-spigot #spigot-solo |
|
2,775 | 6/5/2006 | male testicle spigot: DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY SOMETIMES EERIE, SOMETIMES ZANY BUT ALWAYS LOVEABLE AND AMUSING WEB-BASED ALTERNATIVE UNDERGROUND SELF-PUBLISHED COMICS
atandt: SEARCH QUERY: MALE TESTICLE |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #leisure-town #search-query #webcomic #woodring-room-background |
|
2,776 | 6/6/2006 | four if you count this one atandt: BOTH OF YOU AT THE SAME TIME
atandt: I THINK THERE'S A PRIVATE JIZZ PARTY GOING ON
spigot: MORE LIKE A BONEQUEST JIZZ FESTIVAL
spigot: PROUD TO SPONSOR TODAY'S THREE PANELS |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #black-background #festival #jizz #sponsor |
|
2,777 | 6/7/2006 | question and answer session bung: WHEN I RASTERIZE SOMETHING IT CLIPS THE BOTTOM. CAN I FIX THIS
spigot: I'LL FIELD THAT ONE
spigot: BHLRHLHBLHLRHL |
bung spigot |
#bug-report #bung-spigot #computer-graphics #image-editing #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
2,778 | 6/8/2006 | toss them a crumb atandt: OK PEOPLE: GAY COCKS ON THE VERANDA -- PRONTO
spigot: INCIDENTALLY THERE ISN'T ANYTHING REMARKABLE UNDER THE CHERRY MOON
spigot: NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I HAVE TO PUT ON MY BEST PAIR OF NUTS AND GO RAP TO THE LADIES (YOU HAVE TO TOSS THEM A CRUMB ONCE IN A WHILE) |
atandt spigot |
#cherry-moon #gay #nuts-of-spigot #prince #sun-tzu #the-ladies #urinal-background |
|
2,779 | 6/9/2006 | to what end/o untimely death! atandt: GHLGALHGAHLGAHLGA ???
spigot: MORE LIKE GALAGHLAUGAHLGUAHGLA |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #mousehole #piss #sfw #shakespeare #woodring-room-background |
|
2,780 | 6/10/2006 | lowercase dicks : Previously on Spigot the Bear: An old army buddy comes to visit and spigot has to-- transmission interrupted by loud grinding noise-- signal ends
spigot: REPEAT: DICKS
spigot: I'VE ALREADY CALLED 911 |
spigot |
#caption #dial-911 #dj-rapekit #lowercase #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #woodring-room-background |
|
2,781 | 6/11/2006 | how stacks work spigot: LET'S BE CLEAR:
spigot: YOU PUSH THE COCK INTO MY MOUTH AND POP IT OUT
hanford: DO GO ON
spigot: THAT'S HOW STACKS WORK
: (i) Update Reminder
: Click here to set up automatic updates for your computer. |
hanford spigot |
#balloon #cock #data-structures #hanford-spigot #popup #programming #stacks #windows-update |
|
2,782 | 6/12/2006 | in glorious and excrutiating detail hanford: GOOD GOD
atandt: WHAT NOW
hanford: THAT WAS CLOSE
atandt: ARE YOU MY REPLACEMENT
hanford: HERE IT COMES AGAIN
atandt: NEVER MIND THE MONKEYS, THEY JUST LIKE TOILETS |
atandt hanford |
#atandt-hanford #monkey #toilet #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,783 | 6/13/2006 | make it rough spigot: SO ARE WE GOING TO THE ANTARCTIC GLACIER CONFERENCE OR NOT
spigot: HURMPH OW
spigot: JESUS GURRRRRRRHURG THIS IS NOT MANAGED CARE |
spigot |
#alf #antarctica #glacier #jesus #managed-care #spigot-solo #uncategorized-mosaic-background |
|
2,784 | 6/14/2006 | talk him off or die trying ozone: 114$ /USR/AMANDA/JT -M 8 SC0D6L0
atandt: BEATIN' OFF
ozone: SC0D6L0: LOADED CARTRIDGE FROM SLOT 8
atandt: FUCK YEAH
(ozone): REWINDING
atandt: AWW FUCK YEAH |
atandt ozone |
#amanda #atandt-ozone #deja-vu #die-trying #fighting-irish-pose #mousehole #sc0d6l0 #unix #whisper #woodring-room-background |
|
2,785 | 6/15/2006 | ohno. wait wait come back effigy: I THINK I'VE LOST MY ERECTION
inebriated crustacean: THEN GET OUT |
effigy |
#bonequest-hi-fi #effigy-solo #inebriated-crustacean #mousehole #timestamp #uncredited-character #woodring-room-background |
|
2,786 | 6/16/2006 | more true stories pants: WHO WANTS TO SEE BOOBIES
pants: SPECIFICALLY MY BOOBIES |
pants |
#back-from-shield-early #breasts #mountain-background #pants-solo #sfw #unix |
|
2,787 | 6/17/2006 | up late spigot: WHAT ABOUT NUTS
spigot: WHAT ABOUT BALLS
atandt: WHAT ABOUT THEM
spigot: WHAT ABOUT FAT QUEER DICKS
uncredited inebriated crustacean: KEEP IT DOWN |
atandt spigot |
#balls #bonequest-hd #dicks #fighting-irish-pose #inebriated-crustacean #nuts #queer #woodring-room-background |
|
2,788 | 6/18/2006 | parade re-routed spigot: A-SEVENTY SIX
spigot: TROM
spigot: BONES
spigot: IN THE
spigot: TACKLED |
spigot |
#parade #physical-comedy #sfw #singing #spigot-solo #the-music-man #trombone #violent-disapproval #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,789 | 6/19/2006 | a gentle introduction hanford: WELCOME TO BONEQUEST
atandt: ROCK ON
hanford: DO NOT PUT YOUR HAND IN THE MOUSEHOLE
atandt: BOY HOWDY
hanford: IT'S LIKE A GAY DISCO IN THERE
atandt: YOU DON'T SAY |
atandt hanford |
#atandt-hanford #mousehole #woodring-room-background #you-dont-say |
|
2,790 | 6/20/2006 | superman and his enormous package pants: SUPERMAN'S PACKAGE
atandt: THERE BETTER BE FULL-FRONTAL |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #back-from-shield-early #dc-comics #fighting-irish-pose #superman #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,791 | 6/21/2006 | some kind of wonderful hurricane atandt: BRACE YOURSELF
effigy: OHNO. |
atandt effigy |
#atandt-effigy #sfw #single-panel #uncredited-character #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,792 | 6/22/2006 | b as in balls spigot: THAT'S B AS IN BALLS
atandt: NOBODY AT SANTANA ROW WANTS TO SEE MY MAN-PENIS
spigot: A AS IN ALLS
atandt: YOU SURE YOU WANNA DO THIS
spigot: L AS IN HURRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRF
atandt: HIGH SCORE |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #balls #high-score #hurf #santana-row #spelling #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,793 | 6/23/2006 | spigot the bear annual spigot: I'M SPIGOT
spigot: HUH BLUP
spigot: BLUH |
spigot |
#sfw #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #woodring-room-background |
|
2,794 | 6/24/2006 | lemons spigot: WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS
spigot: BUH HO HEY
spigot: NEED SOME CHAPSTICK OVER HERE GANG |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #cliche #photo-background #spigot-solo #uncategorized-mosaic-background |
|
2,795 | 6/25/2006 | jerkcity press release spigot: FOLKS
spigot: I AM UNVEILING NEW LEGISLATION THAT WILL TARGET ONLINE PEDOPHILES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: IT IS CALLED ME WITH MY PANTS DOWN |
spigot |
#announcement #folks #pedophiles #press-release #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
2,796 | 6/26/2006 | pissing, squirting spigot: SOMETIMES I WAKE UP AND MY DOLLS ARE ALL IN MY UNDERWEAR
spigot: THAT'S NOT RIGHT
(atandt): HMM
spigot: SO I'VE LEARNED TO GO WITHOUT UNDERWEAR
atandt: AHSO
spigot: I'M IN BED PISSING AND SQUIRTING
atandt: I'M UH
spigot: WHERE DID DEUCE GO
atandt: HE UH |
atandt spigot |
#arrested-by-shield #atandt-spigot #leisure-town #piss #whisper #woodring-den-background |
|
2,797 | 6/27/2006 | cyberfriends spigot: I HOPE NO ALIENS FIND OUT ABOUT MY ACTIVITIES
spigot: HONK
atandt: GLHBLHGLUB
spigot: @$%&*(&; BLORK
atandt: HURGLK%*$)
spigot: CYBERFRIENDS
atandt: JUST GIVE ME A TOKEN FOR FIVE MORE MINUTES |
atandt spigot |
#aliens #atandt-spigot #bonequest-hi-fi #fighting-irish-pose #honk #mountain-background #sfw #spigot-points |
|
2,798 | 6/28/2006 | your new jerkcity dick: WE PISSED ALL OVER YOUR NEW JERKCITY TODAY
dick: HA HA
dick: HA HA
dick: HA
dick: SMELLS LIKE PISS NOW |
dick |
#badly-pasted-title #bong #counterstrike #dick-solo #marijuana #piss #title-mismatch #uncategorized-background |
|
2,799 | 6/29/2006 | aim for my tits spigot: LICKEN DER PLICKEN
spigot: WHICH QUITE LITERALLY MEANS...
spigot: LICK THE DICK |
spigot |
#dicklicking #german #newspaper #paper #paper-cutouts #spigot-solo #title-mismatch #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,800 | 6/30/2006 | keep trying pants: WATCH OUT
pants: HERE IT COMES
pants: STAND BACK
atandt: JUST ADMIT YOU CAN'T GET HARD AND MOVE ON, MAN |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #back-from-shield-early #coy-pants #erectile-dysfunction #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,801 | 7/1/2006 | very true story net: GHGLHAL GHLAH GLAHGLAHG JESUS LHALH GLAH GLHAGHAGLAHG
net: DEVOUT SUCKING
net: IS HOLY WATER SUPPOSED TO BE THAT THICK |
net |
#grey-background #jesus #net-solo #religion |
|
2,802 | 7/2/2006 | dow now now now (chorus) (spigot): I'M A FAT FLOPPY DORK
spigot: HOLY GOD MY FONTS ARE BURNING IN THE PRINTER
.(spigot): I'D BETTER FILE A BUG
spigot: HELP MY CHOOSER'S NOT WORKING
spigot: IT WON'T LET ME PICK AN APPLICATION |
spigot |
#bug-report #macintosh #mountain-background #sfw #spigot-solo #thought #whisper |
|
2,803 | 7/3/2006 | howto bonequest lobster: SLURPING
lobster: AND DROOLING
lobster: AND HURRRR.
pants: NOW YOU'RE GETTING WITH IT |
lobster pants |
#back-from-shield-early #hurr #inebriated-crustacean #mountain-background #pants-solo #uncredited-character |
|
2,804 | 7/4/2006 | there goes the cockbot atandt: HERE COMES THE COCKBOT
pants: ANOTHER DAY IN THE BIG CITY, RUINED |
atandt pants |
#back-from-shield-early #cockbot #underpants #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,805 | 7/5/2006 | again with the dick spigot: WITH ALL THE PENDING EXCITEMENT ABOUT THE DICK I COMPLETELY FORGOT THE JIZZ
atandt: WHAT
spigot: T ATANDT STOP PISSING AND PLAY BONEQUEST
spigot: ABSOLUTELY STUFFED |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #dicks #jizz #piss #woodring-field-background |
|
2,806 | 7/6/2006 | jerkcity faq spigot: STEP ONE IS TO SOAK ME WITH A LOAD OF SPURT
spigot: STEP TWO IS TO RUN AWAY
atandt: NOT EVEN A HANDI-WIPE???? ???????//
spigot: LET'S NOT GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #black-background #faq #handi-wipe #punctuation #spurt |
|
2,807 | 7/7/2006 | hungry for food atandt: FREE THE JERKCITY TWO
bung: IS THE LOBSTER FOR EATING
atandt: HE SEEMS LIKE A PET
bung: WHAT ABOUT THE CAVEMAN
atandt: HMM
inebriated crustacean: [REDACTED]
renaissance man: [REDACTED] |
atandt bung |
#arrested-by-shield #atandt-bung #black-background #caveman #food #inebriated-crustacean #redacted-text #renaissance-man #sfw #uncredited-character |
|
2,808 | 7/8/2006 | still hungry bung: SO, UH
bung: IS THE LOBSTER FOR EATING
hanford: I'M ON HOLD WITH S.H.I.E.L.D. ASK ME LATER
bung: WELL IF HE DOESN'T BELONG TO ANYBODY I'M GONNA BOIL SOME WATER
hanford: STILL ON HOLD |
bung hanford |
#arrested-by-shield #black-background #bung-hanford #food #inebriated-crustacean #sfw |
|
2,809 | 7/9/2006 | hello online friends spigot: HELLO ONLINE FRIENDS!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!
spigot: I JUST WANTED TO INTRODUCE MYSELF I'VE BEEN LURKING FOR ABOUT
spigot: A MONTH NOW AND I ALSO LIKE TO SUCK DICK LIKE A
spigot: DUMB FAGGOT!!!!! OKAY BYE!!!!
spigot {{{{{{{{{{{{ HUGS }}}}}}}}}}}} |
spigot |
#dicksucking #hugs #internet #punctuation #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
2,810 | 7/10/2006 | a midsummers nights dream act 3 scene 1 part 1 atandt: ARE WE ALL MET?
ozone: PAT, PAT: AND HERE'S A MARVELLOUS CONVENIENT PLACE FOR OUR REHEARSAL. THIS GREEN PLOT SHALL BE OUR STAGE, THIS HAWTHORN-BRAKE OUR TIRING-HOUSE; AND WE WILL DO IT IN ACTION AS WE WILL DO IT BEFORE THE DUKE
atandt: PETER QUINCE,--
atandt: THERE ARE THINGS IN THIS COMEDY OF PYRAMUS AND THISBY THAT WILL NEVER PLEASE. FIRST, PYRAMUS MUST DRAW A SWORD TO KILL HIMSELF; WHICH THE LADIES CANNOT ABIDE. HOW ANSWER YOU THAT?
net: BY'R LAKIN, A PARLOUS FEAR. |
atandt net ozone |
#atandt-net-ozone #bonequest-hi-fi #midsummers-nights-dream #sfw #shakespeare #urinal-background |
|
2,811 | 7/11/2006 | habitat : PLATE LXXIX. I.
:
: Range: Northern Jerkcity; Southern Je
: in Spring; No such thing as Western Jer
:
: Habitat: It may be in the sphagnum ed
: open pongs, in sphagnum mats in deepe
: or lakes, in wooded edges of some of th
: coastal rivers, in branch swamps of Sot
: strands of islands in the Southern swam
: or at times in the open water-lily prairie
:
: July 17, 1929. Raining . . . Jerkcity is
: went out in the canoe and caught some
: long handled dip net. In adult size, the
: individual eggs with no inner jelly caus
: enlarged in the males while the females |
hanford |
#abstract #july #prose #weird-pants-face |
|
2,812 | 7/12/2006 | the previously unpublished love letters of spigot the bear spigot: OKAY HERE GOES
spigot: DEAR FATTY, WELCOME TO DUMPSVILLE
spigot: THIS IS THE HARDEST LETTER I'VE EVER HAD TO PUSH IN YOUR FACE
spigot: YOU'RE FAT AND BORING
spigot: PLEASE IF YOU COULD GO BE STUPID AT YOUR HOUSE INSTEAD OF HERE
spigot: WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS THAT I CAN'T STAND YOU
spigot: OH IT'S JUST COMING OUT ALL WRONG
spigot: FUCK OFF |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #breakup #diss #fat #letter #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #woodring-room-background |
|
2,813 | 7/13/2006 | voice : Notes: the creature is such a
: heavy-bodied animal that it seld
: in the conventional manner. Inst
: it would "bully" the larger creat
: (aforementioned "Beast with An"
: Mouth") effectively using the cr
: like that of the ant and the ahpid
: Oh how I hate aphids.
:
: Voice: Its song i
: deep-toned prolo
: trill. "The dronin
: is hard to tell fro
: as they're all pret
: drinking and carr
: loud noises." Bu
: actually using the
: larger creature as
: like that of a taxi
: passenger. As the
: it would shout "
: Climbing you!" b
: likely a trick of t
: everybody knows
: while clever, abs
: communicate wit
: humans for any r |
hanford |
#abstract #drunk-deuce #prose #woodring-room-background |
|
2,814 | 7/14/2006 | fuck yeah pants: GET /THE/DICK HTTP/1.1
bung: 200 OK |
bung pants |
#back-from-shield-early #bung-pants #coy-pants #dick #http #huffy-pants #white-background |
|
2,815 | 7/15/2006 | waking up is hard to do spigot: WHAT
spigot: WHO
spigot: BONERS |
spigot |
#boners #honk #sleep #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
2,816 | 7/16/2006 | structure : on the tibia. There is a considerable greenish yellow
: the groin and on the concealed portions of legs and
: The light color on the arms and the jaw is quite
: grayish. There are several smaller, light rimmed, dar
: around all nine eyes. The creature's gigantic mouth
: vocal sacs there in are large and conspicuous when
: and bluish gray green in color. When expanded into
: balls are fucking huge.
:
: Structure: The second creature has a shorter head a
: mouth although obscured by a "Polynesian" mask w
: unable to get samples as the creature will bite and cla
: pouring water into its mouth causes it to eventually
:
: Voice: "A loud trill, hoarser than that of the c
: and hind libs longer when the creature is sleeping
: sexually aroused."
:
: Voice (from updated 1931 ed.): "A deep gutteral sn
: sound as if it had its mouth halfway out of the water.
:
: Breeding: They breed from April to March. The egg
: 60 cents per pound (USD). Its mating cry turned out
: actually that of a creature trapped below the larger o
:
: General Appearance: Short; Squad; Large; Browni |
hanford |
#abstract #bad-transcript #balls #prose #rands-mentioned #typo |
|
2,817 | 7/16/2006 | spigot the bear in outer space : SPIGOT APPEARS IN A POOFY CLOUD OF GAY FATNESS
spigot: I SERIOUSLY NEED A Q-TIP
spigot: I HAVE TO GO NOW |
spigot |
#action #caption #gay-fatness #poofy-cloud-of-gay-fatness #q-tip #space #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,818 | 7/17/2006 | adventure game effigy: NORTH
effigy: NORTH
effigy: WEST
effigy: CLIMB MAN
effigy: QUIT |
effigy |
#effigy-solo #infocom #mountain-background #nonstandard-title-panel #sfw #text-adventure |
|
2,819 | 7/18/2006 | are we going to war spigot: *HOMPH* I'M A FAT QUEER COCK EATER
spigot: HOW CAN I MANAGE THE NET WHEN I'M SCRAMBLING AROUND TRYING TO MANAGE ALL THESE DICKS |
spigot |
#cock #dicksucking #fat #mousehole #queer #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
2,820 | 7/19/2006 | give it up dude uncredited caveman: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SPIT SPIT COUGH GAHHHH
inebriated crustacean: GIVE IT UP DUDE
uncredited caveman: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BUH BRRRRRRRRR
inebriated crustacean: DUDE DON'T MAKE GRUNTING NOISES YOU'LL ATTRACT GAY DALEKS
uncredited caveman: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH HUH HUH GRRRR
inebriated crustacean: NOW YOU'VE DONE IT
uncredited dalek: HELLO, WORLD |
#arrested-by-shield #dalek #dr-who #inebriated-crustacean #no-stars #renaissance-man #special-guest #uncredited-character #urinal-background |
||
2,821 | 7/20/2006 | no such thing atandt: MAKE BUTTER IN MY TROUSERS |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #butter #trousers #woodring-field-background |
|
2,822 | 7/21/2006 | why am i here spigot: BEAT ME OFF 2WICE
ozone: WHAT
ozone: WHY AM I HERE
ozone: GOING BACK TO BED |
ozone spigot |
#2wice #bed #existential #ozone #ozone-spigot #woodring-den-background |
|
2,823 | 7/22/2006 | manass atandt: MAN ASS
atandt: IT'S EVERYWHERE
atandt: WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #fighting-irish-pose #manass #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,824 | 7/23/2006 | uranus spigot: T DEUCE {{{ URANUS }}}
spigot: SNICKER
spigot: SAY IT |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #bong #pun #space #spigot-solo #uranus #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,825 | 7/24/2006 | pancakes or ham spigot: T PANTS BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF I'M IN THE MOOD FOR PANCAKES FOR A HAM PLATTER
spigot: OR BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: -> YOU HAVE ENTERED A SMALL GAY TAVERN <- |
spigot |
#fatness #gay-bar #ham #pancakes #spigot-solo #tavern #woodring-field-background |
|
2,826 | 7/25/2006 | undercover spigot: I ALSO HAVE A SERIOUS SIDE AND I'M TIRED OF NOT BEING TREATED MORE MATURELY
spigot: T PANTS MATURE SORT OF SOUNDS LIKE MANURE
spigot: WHERE ARE THOSE FUCKING ASSHOLES ANYWAY |
spigot |
#arrested-by-shield #poo #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #title-mismatch #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,827 | 7/26/2006 | jerkcity evening news : Tonight's episode of Spigot the Bear was made possible with a [REDACTED] from Jerkcity and viewers like you.
spigot: OKAY HOME TO SPURT EVERYONE
spigot: SO NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE |
spigot |
#caption #redacted #redacted-text #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #woodring-field-background |
|
2,828 | 7/27/2006 | still quite stoned spigot: FIVE POUNDS OF MCDONALDS LATER I'M STILL STONED
spigot: THE COCKY QUEER METER IS GOING CRAZY I'D BETTER JERK FASTER
spigot: C-CONCERNED ABOUT ALL THE PENISES IN LUCKY LOUIE |
spigot |
#concerned #jerking #louis-ck #lucky-louie #marijuana #mcdonalds #penis #queer #spigot-solo #stuttering #woodring-field-background |
|
2,829 | 7/28/2006 | jingle spigot: SOUP OR NUTS, THEY'RE BOTH PAINFUL
spigot: WE'VE GOT WHAT YOU NEED AT QUEER LAND
spigot: QUEER UNTIL 2041 |
spigot |
#queer #queer-land #queernuts #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
|
2,830 | 7/29/2006 | many other fine titles spigot: WHY DOES THE COCKBOT KEEP LOGGING OUT
spigot: HE'S ALL I'M GOING TO STAY JOINED TO THIS CHANNEL FOREVER BUT THEN SUDDENLY BEEP BOOP BOOP AND HE'S OFF TO BE GAY SOMEWHERE ELSE
spigot: YOU CAN READ ALL ABOUT IT IN MY COCKBOT MANIFESTO |
spigot |
#cockbot #irc #manifesto #spigot-solo #title-mismatch #woodring-room-background |
|
2,831 | 7/30/2006 | jerkcity: the movie atandt: HERE'S THE PITCH:
atandt: THE MOVIE TAKES PLACE UP MY ASS
atandt: WITH FLASHBACKS TO MY COCK AND BALLS |
atandt |
#ass #atandt-solo #balls #cock #film-pitch #grammar #movies #urinal-background |
|
2,832 | 7/31/2006 | the daily jerkcity spigot: I WONDER IF I'LL BE ABLE TO BEAT OFF LATER
spigot: BUT FIRST THE NEWS
spigot: HGLAHUG GHLAHLUA LUAGHLALG BHGAHULG |
rands spigot |
#arrested-by-shield #beating-off #hey-its-rands #newspaper #prose #spigot-solo #uncensored |
|
2,833 | 8/1/2006 | august hanford: PUT ON SOME COFFEE
hanford: THEN:
hanford: SIT DOWN
hanford: AND
hanford: SHUT UP |
hanford |
#arrested-by-shield #august #hanford-solo #mountain-background #sfw #shut-up |
|
2,834 | 8/2/2006 | J.E.B.S. atandt: THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE JERKCITY EMERGENCY BROADCASTING SYSTEM:
atandt: DO NOT MASTURBATE HERE
atandt: USE WANKING CHAMBER |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #emergency #emergency-broadcast #fighting-irish-pose #grey-background #masturbation #wanking-chamber |
|
2,835 | 8/2/2006 | C.F.O.L. pants: MY CUNT IS FULL OF LADYBUGS
deuce: YOU DON'T HAVE A CUNT
pants: BUT
pants: WHERE DID ALL THESE LADYBUGS COME FROM
deuce: GHALGLUAGHULAG |
deuce pants |
#99e99 #arrested-by-shield #cunt #deuce-pants #dj-rapekit #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #ladybugs #title-mismatch #woodring-room-background |
|
2,836 | 8/3/2006 | yup yup atandt: WHEN DID YOU GET BACK
pants: I GOT TO RIDE ON A HELICARRIER
atandt: WE WERE GOING TO GO ON HIATUS
deuce: GHULAHULAHLAG
pants: LADYBUGS!!!!!!! GET A BROOM |
atandt deuce pants |
#arrested-by-shield #broom #coy-pants #ladybugs #marvel #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
2,837 | 8/4/2006 | who will buy his beautiful boner spigot: WHO WILL BUY
spigot: MY BEAUTIFUL BONER
spigot: WILL IT BE YOU
spigot: WILL IT BE YOU
(spigot): T PANTS WILL IT BE YOU *BEEP*
(pants): LADYBUGS |
pants spigot |
#ladybugs #pants-spigot #singing #whisper #woodring-room-background |
|
2,838 | 8/5/2006 | that joy division song pants: BUNNIES LIKE DICK (I CAN PROVE THIS)
pants: T DEUCE IS THIS YOUR BUNNY (IN YOUR BUNNY CAGE)
deuce: NO IT'S MY WANG
pants: AWESOME
deuce: PUT YOUR HEAD IN THE CAGE |
deuce pants |
#bestiality #bunny #deuce-pants #joy-division #photo-background #title-mismatch |
|
2,839 | 8/6/2006 | pronounced jay-bee-bop : o see the stars that shine above
: sit with me and we'll hold hands
: behold the glory that is nature
: gonna fuck me a bullfrog
: one of the big ones with goofy eyes
: Jerkcity Big Book of Poetry
: (2009 Ed.)
pants: I CAN FINALLY CONCENTRATE ON PERSONAL MATTERS
deuce: GOD BLESS JESUS
: PANTS BEATS OFF
deuce: WHO GAVE US THE ABILITY TO REACH OUR OWN DICKS |
deuce pants |
#beating-off #bestiality #caption #deuce-pants #dicks #frog #gonna-fuck-me-a #jesus #poetry #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background |
|
2,840 | 8/7/2006 | history of the known universe pants: BIG BANG
pants: SUN FORMS
pants: TUNGUSKA
pants: ROANOKE
pants: THREE MILE ISLAND
pants: CHERNOBYL
(pants): JERKCITY
pants: UNIVERSE COLLAPSES TO SINGLE POINT, STAYS THAT WAY FOR A WHILE |
pants |
#cosmology #grey-background #history #pants-solo #sfw #weird-pants-face |
|
2,841 | 8/8/2006 | take me in your arms pants: PUNCH THE COCK AS HARD AS YOU CAN |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #genital-mutilation #pants-solo #title-mismatch #violence #woodring-field-background |
|
2,842 | 8/9/2006 | who are they talking about anyway effigy: IS SHE BIG?
deuce: WHAT YOU MEAN FAT
effigy: NO, I MEAN, CAN SHE KICK MY ASS...?
deuce: NO I DON'T THINK SO
effigy: OK. TELL HER THAT I NEED A BLOWJOB.
deuce: AT LEAST NOT WITHOUT SOME SERIOUS PCP |
deuce effigy |
#correct-grammar #deuce-effigy #uncredited-character #woodring-field-background |
|
2,843 | 8/10/2006 | serious drinking problem atandt: T PANTS IS DEUCE DRINKING
pants: WELL DUH
deuce: HIC |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #sfw #somber-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,844 | 8/11/2006 | D- deuce: DUCK DUCK DEUCE
spigot: CANNOT FOLLOW COHERENT THREAD FROM START TO FINISH
pants: I NEED YOU TO TALK ME OFF
spigot: SEE ME
spigot: D- |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #duck #duck-duck-deuce #duck-duck-goose #grade #huffy-pants #sfw #talk-me-off #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,845 | 8/12/2006 | clicking noises deuce: HURRRRRRRRR
pants: YOU TELL HIM BOSS |
deuce pants |
#cockfart #deuce-pants #grey-background #sfw #sink |
|
2,846 | 8/13/2006 | you just =loat through the air spigot: "SLOBBERING AND CRUNCHING LOUDLY"
spigot: BOSTON BAKED COCKS AND FLUFFY MASHED NUTS
atandt: HEY
pants: YOU JUST FLOAT THROUGH THE AIR
atandt: GET DOWN FROM THERE
pants: YOU JUST FLOAT THROUGH THE AIR (CHORUS) |
atandt pants spigot |
#atandt-pants-spigot #boston #deja-vu #dj-rapekit #grey-background |
|
2,847 | 8/14/2006 | suck it real good spigot: WE NEED TO PISS AND THEN PRAY TOGETHER
deuce: DUH
pants: SUCK IT
pants: SUCK IT REAL GOOD |
deuce pants spigot |
#drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #praying #sucking #the-r-glitch #uncredited-character #woodring-field-background |
|
2,848 | 8/15/2006 | greatest roundup of wares in the west deuce: T SPIGOT I SEE YOU
spigot: HIDING |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #hide-and-seek #hiding #photo-background #sfw |
|
2,849 | 8/16/2006 | who will be first net: WHO WILL BE FIRST TO SHAVE MY BALLS
deuce: T NET PANTS
pants: T NET ME |
deuce net pants |
#balls #deuce-net-pants #high-res #woodring-field-background |
|
2,850 | 8/17/2006 | jean-charles, be careful while riding the dumbwaiter pants: YOU BLEW MY MIND
deuce: THEN I FORCED YOU TO BLOW ME
deuce: AND ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD
deuce: ZOOM OUT, PAN AND FADE |
deuce pants |
#birthday-strip #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #dumbwaiter #title-mismatch #woodring-den-background |
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2,851 | 8/18/2006 | jerkcity inc. spigot: HEY EVERYONE
spigot: WHAT A SWANK SWINGIN' SCENE THIS IS WITH COCKTAILS AND FANCY TIES
spigot: WAIT A MINUTE
spigot: HUBRLBLHLBJHLURUBLE THIS IS A GAY PARTY HUBLAUBH
spigot: PTH PTHTHTHTH GET OFF ME |
spigot |
#deja-vu #mountain-background #spigot-points #spigot-solo #title-mismatch |
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2,852 | 8/19/2006 | pretty and witty and gay pants: I'M PRETTY
deuce: NO YOU'RE NOT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #grey-background #not-pretty #pretty #repetition #west-side-story |
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2,853 | 8/20/2006 | emergency phone and crisis counseling spigot: T PANTS YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT HOW BONEQUEST WAS AN ALTERNATIVE ONLINE CYBERZINE
pants: AUUUUGH |
pants spigot |
#bonequest #cyberzine #sfw #woodring-stairs-background #zine |
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2,854 | 8/21/2006 | you know that and i know that spigot: EXCUSE ME
spigot: BUT
deuce: SEE *YOU* KNOW THAT AND *I* KNOW THAT
spigot: THAT IS NOT EVEN KEROPPI THAT IS HELLO KITTY |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #hello-kitty #sanrio #sfw |
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2,855 | 8/22/2006 | deuce in orbit (part 1) deuce: I'M IN ORBIT
deuce: I DON'T LIKE IT UP HERE
deuce: THERE ARE NO BONERS IN SPACE |
deuce |
#black-background #bonequest-hd #boners #deuce-solo #space |
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2,856 | 8/23/2006 | pacific air 121 deuce: ARE YOU GOING TO STRING ME UP
pants: T DEUCE I DON'T HAVE A ROPE, A TREE, AN ANGRY MOB OR THE WILL
deuce: QUITTER
pants: T DEUCE BUT I HAVE A NECKTIE YOU CAN HANG YOURSELF WITH AND A CLOSET YOU CAN BEAT OFF IN
deuce: DEAL
pants: CAN WE CHANGE JERKCITY'S NAME TO PACIFIC AIR 121 IF THEY'RE NOT GONNA USE IT |
deuce pants |
#autoerotic-asphyxiation #censored-erection #deuce-pants #lynching #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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2,857 | 8/24/2006 | forever and ever atandt: ALL GAY HERE
deuce: SHUT UP |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce-disconnect #gay #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,858 | 8/25/2006 | in which pants interrupts to inquire about cupcake day but runs out of panels spigot: BIG FAT BALLS
spigot: THEY'RE REALLY IN MY FACE TODAY / THEY'RE
pants: SING IT LOUD BROTHER
spigot: BIG FAT BALLS
deuce: COCKS
spigot: IT'S TIME TO GO ON HOME
pants: WAIT WAIT
pants: HOLD ON |
deuce pants spigot |
#cupcake-day #deuce-pants-spigot #mountain-background #singing #title-mismatch |
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2,859 | 8/26/2006 | haunted : SPIGOT THE BEAR ALL NEW EPISODES COMING THIS FALL
spigot: WHO'S THE GAYEST
spigot: ME RIGHT HERE |
spigot |
#bonghit #caption #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #superman #title-mismatch #uncategorized-background |
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2,860 | 8/27/2006 | slowly rotated pants: HELLO
pants: I AM BEING SLOWLY ROTATED
spigot: IF ANYONE CAN HEAR ME
pants: MAXIMUM OCCUPANCY REACHED
spigot: MY FEET AREN'T EVEN TOUCHING THE GROUND I DON'T THINK |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hd #feet-above-floor #grey-background #pants-spigot #rotation #sfw |
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2,861 | 8/28/2006 | yes indeedy spigot: YOU'RE DICKITY DRUNK ON BONER BOOZE
deuce: YES INDEEDY
spigot: NOT ME I'M IN CHURCH |
deuce spigot |
#alliteration #boner-booze #deuce-points #deuce-spigot #dickity-drunk #drunk-deuce #grey-background #religion #spigot-points |
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2,862 | 8/29/2006 | too many pants pants: IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
pants: MAKE IT STOP
pants: I SHOULD NOT HAVE LEFT A FAILSAFE MACHINE RUNNING
pants: NOBODY WANTS TO GET OUT OF THE BOX (TOO CRUISY)
pants: I WON THE LOTTO AGAIN
pants: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOBODY BROUGHT A BOX WITH THEM
pants: NOT EXACTLY A CLONE SAGA (MORE OF A ONE-MAN GANGBANG)
pants: AFFFDBKSFGSDFGBFK 3333333333333333333
pants: HEY THIS ONE CAME THROUGH RETARDED WHAT'S THE DEAL
(pants): FUCKIN' THING'S FULL OF LADYBUGS, MAN
pants: EVERYBODY BACK IN THE BOX |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #comma #coy-pants #cruisy #dj-rapekit #gangbang #huffy-pants #ladybugs #marvel #multipants #multiplicity #pants-solo #primer #spider-man #weird-pants-face #whisper #white-background |
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2,863 | 8/30/2006 | computer, manass : PANTS SAYS ALOUD: "TIVO, MANASS"
: PANTS FROWNS WHEN NOTHING HAPPENS
pants: TIVO! MANASS! RIGHT FUCKING NOW
deuce: YOU HAVE TO SAY COMPUTER FIRST |
deuce pants |
#caption #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #manass #star-trek #tivo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,864 | 8/31/2006 | pool day spigot: IS TODAY A POOL DAY?!?!?!!?!?!?!
deuce: EVERY DAY IS POOL DAY
(deuce): GETTING OUT MY SWIMMING TRUNKS
pants: WHEN IS CUPCAKE DAY |
deuce pants spigot |
#cupcake-day #deuce-pants-spigot #pool #summer #whisper #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,865 | 9/1/2006 | tomorrow deuce: FOLKS ANY OBJECT IS DEADLY IF YOU HIT ANOTHER PERSON IN THE BASE OF THE SKULL WITH IT
pants: EXCEPT . . .
deuce: HUMAN BEINGS ARE FRAGILE AND THE WORLD IS HOSTILE
pants: WAIT WAIT
deuce: FUCKING WHAT IS IT
pants: WHEN IS CUPCAKE DAY |
deuce pants |
#cupcake-day #deuce-pants #murder #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,866 | 9/2/2006 | cupcake day : WARNING: SPECIAL ACCESS REQUIRED
: TOP SECRET FOR EYES ONLY UNAUTHORIZED USE PROHIBITED
spigot: WHO'S DOING WHAT WITH BALLS NOW
spigot: NEVER MIND |
spigot |
#balls #caption #cupcake-day #spigot-solo #top-secret #woodring-room-background |
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2,867 | 9/3/2006 | the pitch (day after cupcake day) spigot: MAYDAY MAYDAY I'M GOING DOWN
spigot: SNEAKING OUT
spigot: CONNECTION CLOSED BY FOREIGN HOST.
deuce: DO I SMELL OR SOMETHING
spigot: CLOMP CLOMP *SLAM*
spigot: MAYDAY MAYDAY I'M GOING DOWN
spigot: SNEAKING OUT |
pants |
#clomp #clomp-clomp-slam #cupcake-day #deuce-pants-spigot #high-res #repetition #telnet #unix #woodring-den-background #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,868 | 9/4/2006 | an easter sonnet pants: I HAVE AN EASTER SONNET TO SHARE
pants: AHEM:
pants: BIG ONES |
pants |
#encr-enlf #grey-background #pants-solo #sfw |
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2,869 | 9/5/2006 | page one column one paragraph one pants: I CANNOT STOP BREAKDANCING
spigot: T PANTS TRY POPPING |
pants spigot |
#breakdancing #dancing #grey-background #sfw |
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2,870 | 9/6/2006 | duh bluh spigot: HOO BLUH
spigot: SAFEWAY SELECT
spigot: DUH BLUH
spigot: LUCERNE
spigot: A FRESCA (OR LADY-LEE) |
spigot |
#black-background #fresca #safeway #sfw #spigot-solo |
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2,871 | 9/7/2006 | so much pornography spigot: TRYING TO HIDE OPEN WINDOWS OF PORN ACROSS FIVE MONITORS
spigot: HURF HUH DON'T COME IN
spigot: TAPING PAPER
spigot: BE RIGHT THERE URF GONK |
spigot |
#dj-rapekit #gonk #panic #porn #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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2,872 | 9/8/2006 | already said too much deuce: SO IS IT WRONG TO BEAT OFF
deuce: I THINK I'VE ALREADY SAID TOO MUCH
pants: I'M--
pants: I'M NOT SURE YOU'VE SAID ANYTHING AT ALL
deuce: ?! |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #grayscale #huffy-pants #punctuation #woodring-den-background |
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2,873 | 9/9/2006 | likewise/dickwise pants: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
(spigot): HURRRRRRR I THINK WE GOT DISCONNUHHHHHHHHH
pants: THAT SMARTS
spigot: KA-DONK BONK
pants: DREAMING OF DICK
spigot: LIKEWISE (DICKWISE) |
pants spigot |
#bark #dicks #dickwise #pants-spigot #whisper #woodring-field-background |
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2,874 | 9/10/2006 | clockwork pants: SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT
pants: SQUIRT SQUIRT PUT SOME BUTTER ON IT SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT
pants: SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT HUHHHHHHHHHHHHH SQUIRT |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #cock #coy-pants #mountain-background #pants-solo #repetition #sfw #title-mismatch |
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2,875 | 9/11/2006 | the path to 9/11 spigot: SHUT UP
pants: LET MY PEOPLE GO
deuce: STEPHEN ROOT AS RICHARD CLARKE ?!?!?!
atandt: REMEMBER THE PRIME DIRECTIVE
atandt: I P FREELY
spigot: HOO FLUNG DOO
pants: MOUTH
deuce: MOTHER FUCKERS |
atandt deuce pants spigot |
#atandt-deuce-pants-spigot #badly-pasted-title #caption #fighting-irish-pose #mouth #nonstandard-title-panel #star-trek #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background |
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2,876 | 9/12/2006 | i will be mulch pants: DON'T EAT ME
deuce: NO PROMISES
pants: I WANT TO LIVE
deuce: I WANT TO TURN YOU INTO POO
pants: I WILL BE MULCH FOR GROWING PLANTS
deuce: MORE LIKELY JUST FLUSHED INTO THE SEA AND FORGOTTEN |
deuce pants |
#cannibalism #deuce-pants #mulch #poo #vore #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,877 | 9/13/2006 | hot lesbo action spigot: I WISH SOMEONE WOULD RIG MY BALLTOSS
pants: I'D LIKE THAT |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #porn |
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2,878 | 9/14/2006 | does no good PANTS: CAN I HAVE A HUG
DEUCE: WHAT FORM
PANTS: A [redacted, 3 pieces] HUG
DEUCE: WILL DO
DEUCE: YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR HUG IN 4-6 WEEKS
PANTS: EXCELLENT |
deuce pants |
#black-background #bonequest-hd #deuce-pants #fag-hug #redacted-text |
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2,879 | 9/15/2006 | way overdue for a spurt net: YOU'RE WAY OVERDUE FOR A SPURT
deuce: GLHGAHLGAHLAGHLGAHLGA
net: THEY ARE COVERED WITH IT
deuce: ALL OVER YOU LIKE [REDACTED] ON [REDACTED]
net: ALSO MADE OF SOME MANNER OF GROSS/GAY ALLOY
deuce: GHGAHLGAHLGA |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #redacted-text #spurt |
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2,880 | 9/16/2006 | (fuck or fight) or (fistfuck and strangle) pants: ENDLESSLY GRABASSING ESCHER STYLE
pants: THEY SAID, "COME ON DOWN, HAVE SEX WITH AS MANY CANE TOADS AS YOU WANT,"
atandt: I THINK THEY WERE SERIOUS
pants: THE FIGHT OR FUCK REFLEX
atandt: UNCALLED FOR
pants: OR WAS IT FISTFUCK AND STRANGLE
pants: DO YOU KNOW
atandt: WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #cane-toads #fighting-irish-pose #fourth-wall #fourth-wall-pants #grabass #huffy-pants #mc-escher #mountain-background #toad |
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2,881 | 9/17/2006 | perfect noise-free environment deuce: GOT TO FIND A NICE QUIET PLACE TO SMOKE CRACK
pants: MY MOUTH IS THE PERFECT NOISE-FREE ENVIRONMENT YOU SEEK
pants: COME
pants: ENTER
pants: SIT DOWN AND REST |
deuce pants |
#cocaine #crack #deuce-pants #drugs #mouth #mouth-of-pants #plant #vore #woodring-field-background |
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2,882 | 9/18/2006 | this one comes complete with instruction manual : INSTRUCTIONS DEUCE (LEFT) DO NOT FEED; SPIGOT (RIGHT) LIKES PANCAKES W/ BLUEBERRY COMPOTE
spigot: KNOCK KNOCK
deuce: WHO'S THERE
spigot: MY BONER (RUNNING AWAY)
pants: WHO'S THERE (LATE FOR THE PARTY) |
deuce spigot |
#boner #caption #deuce-pants-spigot #knock-knock #pancakes #woodring-field-background |
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2,883 | 9/19/2006 | an evening with pants pants: WHAT THE HELL MAN
pants: TURN THOSE LIGHTS OUT
pants: SOME OF US HAVE TO WORK IN THE MORNING |
pants |
#pants-solo #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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2,884 | 9/20/2006 | toothpaste on them spigot: LET'S HEAR IT FOR SPIGOT EVERYONE COME ON
spigot: WHEN I THINK OF ALL THE THINGS THAT COULD HAVE BEEN I JUST GET SICK TO MY NUTS
spigot: THEN I SQUIRT TOOTHPASTE ON THEM (ETC.) |
spigot |
#grey-background #nuts-of-spigot #regret #spigot-solo #toothpaste |
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2,885 | 9/21/2006 | this one also comes with instruction manual : INSTRUCTIONS
: DEUCE (LEFT) DO NOT FEED; SPIGOT (RIGHT) LIKES PANCAKES W/BLUEBERRY COMPOTE
: SPIGOT LEAVES
: SPIGOT RETURNS
: SPIGOT SPURTS AND REWINDS
deuce: HOLY
spigot: LOVELY |
deuce spigot |
#blueberry-compote #caption #censor-bar #censored #deuce-spigot #do-not-feed #empty-panel #instruction-manual #instructions #instructions-included #pancake #pancakes #spigot-leaves #spigot-returns #spurt |
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2,886 | 9/22/2006 | big faggoty dick iv: a new beginning pants: IF YOU [REDACTED] IT OUT ON MY [REDACTED]
pants: I'M GOING TO [REDACTED] IT UP WITH YOUR HAIR
pants: OKAY PEOPLE
pants: LISTEN UP
pants: I NEED A HUG |
pants |
#big-faggoty-dick #caption #censored #hugs #pants-solo #redacted-text #series #tooltip #woodring-room-background |
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2,887 | 9/23/2006 | the end of summer pants: I STRUGGLE WITH IT DAILY
pants: WELL NIGHTLY ANYWAY
pants: MMM YEAH HUFF HUFF HUFF
pants: DON'T CLICK ON MY FACE
pants: THIS FRIGHTENS ME
pants: MMMM HUFF HUFF HUFF
pants: HUFF HUFF HUFF HUHHHHHHH
: Suddenly...
pants: WHAT IF I'VE BEEN INSIDE OUT THE WHOLE TIME |
pants |
#caption #huffing #inside-out #pants-solo #title-mismatch #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
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2,888 | 9/24/2006 | how to get here atandt: NOT REALLY SURE WHERE WE ARE
pants: DON'T BE SILLY
atandt: I KNOW BUT SERIOUSLY WHERE ARE WE
pants: WELL
pants: WE DO HAVE EASY ACCESS TO HIGHWAYS AND BIWAYS
atandt: WHAT WITH ALL THE REST STOPS |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #mousehole #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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2,889 | 9/25/2006 | when it cries spigot: MY DICK IS LOOKING AT ME IN THAT WAY
atandt: DON'T PICK IT UP EVERY TIME IT CRIES |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #black-background #dick #title-mismatch |
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2,890 | 9/26/2006 | you turn it: the porn crank spigot: T DEUCE PLEASE PUT ON SOME PORN SO I CAN BEAT OFF!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: T SPIGOT LIKE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WITH NEEDS |
deuce spigot |
#beating-off #deuce-spigot #mousehole #porn #title-mismatch #woodring-room-background |
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2,891 | 9/27/2006 | make money fast pants: BIG MAC
spigot: ALL THIS TALK ABOUT FOOD HAS MADE ME GAY
spigot: GAY FOR DICK |
pants spigot |
#dick #fat #gay #gay-for-dick #mcdonalds #pants-spigot #spigot-points #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,892 | 9/28/2006 | deep in thought / pants has a mantra .(pants): GRRRRRRRRR DUH MMMMMMM HURRRRRRR BLAHGLUAG HAGLUGUHLAGHLAG MMMM DUH MMMMM HUHHHHH ZZZZZZZZZ WHEN'S DINNER DUHHHHHHHH MMMMMM |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #dinner #hhhhh #mantra #pants-solo #sfw #thought #urinal-background |
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2,893 | 9/29/2006 | a normal conversation atandt: CAN WE HAVE A NORMAL CONVERSATION
deuce: I SUPPOSE
atandt: HOW ARE YOU
deuce: I'M ALL RIGHT
atandt: GOOD GOOD, ME TOO
deuce: WANT TO SUCK MY COCK |
atandt deuce |
#drunk-deuce #wikipedia #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,894 | 9/30/2006 | diaper play spigot: T PANTS WILL YOU PLEASE BE MY NET NANNY
spigot: I REALLY MEAN IT THIS TIME
spigot: I ASK NOT BECAUSE I'M SOILED |
pants spigot |
#diapers #incontinence #net-nanny #pants-spigot #soiled |
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2,895 | 10/1/2006 | welcome to october pants: [UNINTELLIGIBLE WINGDINGS]
deuce: IS THIS THE SECRET CODE WE AGREED ON FOR ASSFUCKING FOLLOWED BY MURDER-SUICIDE PACT OR DO YOU MEAN JUST THE NORMAL TRICKING AND TREATING |
deuce pants |
#behind-the-scenes #deuce-pants #high-res #microsoft-chat #mountain-background #murder-suicide #october #title-mismatch |
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2,896 | 10/2/2006 | bonequest rules pants: BONEQUEST.COM IS PROUD TO BE THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE OF BONEQUEST
pants: VISIT US ON THE INTERNETS
spigot: HOLY HONKS AND BONKS
pants: DIPPING THE TIP OF MY PRICK INTO THE HONEY MUSTARD |
pants spigot |
#coy-pants #dipping #honey-mustard #honk #mountain-background #mustard #pants-spigot #pricks #url |
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2,897 | 10/3/2006 | lift up your skirt pants: CAN YOU READ THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH
pants: LIFT UP YOUR SKIRT AND PRAY TO YOUR GOD
pants: WAIT
pants: PLEASE STAND BY
pants: THE TAG UNDER YOUR TAIL SAYS DO NOT MOLEST
pants: WELL IT ALSO SAYS MACHINE WASH COLD BUT THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN
pants: SCREAM ALL YOU WANT
pants: WHEN I SAY HELMS-A-LEE YOU SAY READY THEN POP MY COCK INTO YOUR MOUTH |
pants |
#mountain-background #mouth #pants-solo #rape |
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2,898 | 10/4/2006 | in celebration deuce: HURRAY FOR MY WANG
spigot: PLEASE READ MY WANGZINE
pants: HURRAY FOR YOUR WANG |
deuce pants spigot |
#celebration #deuce-pants-spigot #mountain-background #wang #zine |
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2,899 | 10/5/2006 | forced to elaborate deuce: COULD YOU PLEASE ELABORATE
deuce: AND BY THAT I MEAN SUCK ON MY NUTS UNTIL YOU TURN PURPLE
pants: SORT OF PURPLISH AND BLUEISH BUT HEY WHAT DO I KNOW
deuce: ALSO BLUE WOULD BE ACCEPTABLE |
deuce pants |
#deja-vu #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #grey-background #nuts #nuts-of-deuce |
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2,900 | 10/6/2006 | jizz quiz (ext. remix) spigot: TAKE THE JIZZ QUIZ PEOPLE
spigot: [A] NOT ENOUGH JIZZ
spigot: [B] JUST ENOUGH JIZZ
spigot: [C] WAY TOO MUCH JIZZ
spigot: [D] SERIOUSLY ENOUGH WITH THE JIZZ |
spigot |
#black-background #jizz #jizz-quiz #multiple-choice #spigot-solo |
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2,901 | 10/7/2006 | giant size jerkctiy spigot: LET'S ALL GO OUT TO BRUNCH AND CELEBRATE WAKING UP GAY WITH A BIG STACK OF BUTTERY BUCKWHEAT FLAPJACKS AND A PUNCH TO THE MOUTH
pants: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HINDQUARTERS
deuce: JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME
spigot: SHUT UP
pants: T DEUCE SOMEBODY DID SOMETHING TO MY HINDQUARTERS
deuce: WOW
spigot: QUIT IT
pants: WON'T YOU PLEASE BEAT ME OFF
deuce: PUT THOSE THINGS AWAY (YOU'RE SCARING THE GROWN-UPS) |
deuce pants spigot |
#blue-background #deuce-pants-spigot #flapjacks #giant-size #high-res #jerkctiy #typo |
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2,902 | 10/9/2006 | maf54 pants: MAF54
pants: WAS A HERO TO MOST
pants: BUT HE NEVER MEANT SHIT TO ME |
pants |
#decapitation #mark-foley #pants-solo #public-enemy #urinal-background |
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2,903 | 10/10/2006 | my hobbies spigot: CAN SOMEONE TIVO THE E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY OF ME LICKING DICK
deuce: I SAW YOU ON INSIDE THE ACTORS STUDIO
deuce: WHEN YOU TRIED TO BEAT JAMES LIPTON OFF FORCEFULLY
deuce: I THOUGHT IT WAS HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE
spigot: HE WAS ***ASKING*** ABOUT MY ***HOBBIES*** |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #e-true-hollywood #hollywood #inside-the-actors-studio #james-lipton #tivo |
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2,904 | 10/11/2006 | there is only one god and he is god pants: THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD AND HE IS PUTTING HIS FINGERS IN MY RECTUM RIGHT NOW
deuce: HE IS A MERCIFUL GOD
deuce: BUT REALLY LIKES FINGER CRAMMING FOR SOME REASON
pants: HE IS LOVE
deuce: GOD IS LOVE (AND ANAL PROBING)
pants: ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE RABBIT GOD FROM WATERSHIP DOWN
deuce: UH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #god #rabbit #watership-down |
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2,905 | 10/12/2006 | nearly noon spigot: WHENEVER I GLANCE AT MY DONG IT IS NEARLY NOON
spigot: MAKE THAT 6:30 |
spigot |
#censored #dong #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,906 | 10/13/2006 | apple sauce pants: I'M A BLIMPY BULEMIC BUHHHHHHH FEED ME BUHHHH APPLESAUCE BUHHHH
deuce: I DON'T LIKE APPLESAUCE
deuce: HOWEVER
deuce: I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO WORKING WITH THE GAY |
deuce pants |
#applesauce #bulimia #censored #deuce-pants #mountain-background #typo |
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2,907 | 10/14/2006 | o untimely death! .(spigot): I'M A TAMAGOCHI
spigot: BEEP BEEP BEEP
(spigot): DICKS
spigot: BEEP BEEP BEEP
spigot: DEAD |
spigot |
#frog #gonna-fuck-me-a #mountain-background #shakespeare #spigot-solo #tamagotchi #thought #whisper |
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2,908 | 10/15/2006 | for the love of god deuce: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE MAKE ME LAUGH
spigot: HARDON |
deuce spigot |
#comedy #deuce-spigot #woodring-field-background |
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2,909 | 10/16/2006 | fuck the amish pants: FUCK THE AMISH
pants: AN EYE FOR [obscured]
pants: SHITBALLS (BALLS OF SHIT) |
pants |
#amish #balls #pants-solo #shit #urinal-background |
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2,910 | 10/17/2006 | at that pants: I'M A DONG
pants: AND A DUMB DONG AT THAT
pants: PUNISH/JERK ME
deuce: I NEED TO BE PUSHED/POPPED
pants: I WOULD RATHER SHIFT/UNSHIFT YOU
pants: AS I AM ALREADY SITTING DOWN
deuce: OH ALL RIGHT (JERKS OFF) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dong #dongs #dumb-dong #grey-background #masturbation #programming #stacks |
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2,911 | 10/18/2006 | watch him jack off pants: WATCH ME JACK OFF
pants: YOU CAN'T NOT WATCH
pants: IT WOULD BE LIKE STEALING |
pants |
#admit-nothing #demand-proof #deny-everything #pants-solo |
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2,912 | 10/19/2006 | spigot the bear: the movie spigot: PLEASE TELL ME THERE ARE BONERS HERE
spigot: OKAY POP A COCK IN YOUR FAT FACE AND SHUT UP
spigot: LATER DIPSHITS |
spigot |
#black-background #boner #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear |
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2,913 | 10/20/2006 | a very important announcement deuce: DON'T TELL ANYBODY BUT I MASTURBATED
pants: CAN WE MAKE A JERKCITY OUT OF THAT SOMEHOW
pants: "DON'T TELL" STARRING DEUCE
deuce: SIR IT WAS DON'T TELL **ANYBODY** |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #announcement #deuce-pants #dont-tell-anyone #grey-background #masturbation #meta |
|
2,914 | 10/21/2006 | in which deuce spurts and pants promptly turns into a duck deuce: LOVING YOU IS EASY BECAUSE I ALREADY CAME
pants: QUACK
pants: QUACK
deuce: BAD DUCK (SHUT UP) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #duck #posse #spigot-the-bear #spurt #woodring-room-background |
|
2,915 | 10/22/2006 | hot nuts :: NEITHER (LEFT, "SPIGOT", RIGHT, "ATANDT") SUBJECT SUFFERS FROM A MAJOR MENTAL DEFECT THEY DO NOT AUTOMATICALLY QUALIFY FOR AN INSANITY DEFENSE
spigot: FROM NOW ON PLEASE CALL ME HOTNUTS
atandt: WHY IS THERE CORN IN THE TOILET
spigot: I'M SURE I DON'T KNOW |
atandt spigot |
#caption #durham-rule #legal #mousehole #toilet #woodring-room-background |
|
2,916 | 10/23/2006 | and now for atandt: NOW FOR [REDACTED]
spigot: OUR FIRST GUEST HAS HAD A [REDACTED] FOR THREE WEEKS
deuce: BACK TO THE [REDACTED] PORTION OF OUR PROGRAM |
atandt deuce spigot |
#atandt-deuce-spigot #bonequest-hd #censored #sfw #white-background |
|
2,917 | 10/24/2006 | poof deuce: FUCKING SHUT UP WITH YOUR DUMB SHIT ALREADY
deuce: I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOU PEOPLE
deuce: AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE ANYMORE |
deuce |
#fucking-shut-up #gay #gunmetal-background #poof |
|
2,918 | 10/25/2006 | through the flap spigot: PLEASE POKE YOUR DICK AND BALLS THROUGH THE FLAP AND I'LL PLAY WITH THEM
deuce: WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME
spigot: WET EDGES HLURHBLRHGUGGLE YES PLEASE WHATEVER IT IS
deuce: I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU AT ALL
spigot: OH BUT I THINK YOU UNDERSTAND ME ALL TOO WELL
deuce: T SPIGOT SOMEONE NEEDS TO REBOOT YOU |
deuce spigot |
#balls #deuce-spigot #dick #drunk-deuce #rape #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,919 | 10/26/2006 | backwards deuce: I HAVE TOO MUCH PORN
net: I THINK YOU HAVE IT BACKWARDS SIR |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #photo-background #porn |
|
2,920 | 10/27/2006 | something deuce: SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING FUNNY
deuce: LIKE "BONERS"
spigot: I REALLY LIKE TO PLAY WITH MY OWN POO IN THE TUB
deuce: THAT'S GROSS NOT FUNNY |
deuce spigot |
#black-background #boners #deuce-spigot #not-funny #poo #spigot-points |
|
2,921 | 10/28/2006 | sunshine pants: THAT BETTER BE SUNSHINE ON MY FACE |
pants |
#pants-solo #sfw #sunshine #urinal-background |
|
2,922 | 10/30/2006 | sex pit atandt: SEX PIT
pants: GET OUT OF HERE |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #fighting-irish-pose #gay-fatness #huffy-pants #white-background |
|
2,923 | 10/31/2006 | stay over spigot: T DEUCE WILL YOU STAY OVER IF I PUT ON ENYA
deuce: WHICH ALBUM
deuce: I MEAN NO |
deuce spigot |
#black-background #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #enya #sfw |
|
2,924 | 11/1/2006 | beating off upside down pants: BEATING OFF UPSIDE DOWN
pants: IN SPACE ???? OR IN THE CLOSET
deuce: SHUT UP AND BEAT OFF
pants: THAT'S IT
deuce: NOW BEAT OFF AGAIN |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #edited #masturbation #rotation #woodring-field-background |
|
2,925 | 11/2/2006 | piss vids deuce: P-P-P
deuce: P-P-P
deuce: PISS VIDS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #photo-background #piss #sad-deuce |
|
2,926 | 11/3/2006 | bring me some figgy pudding spigot: HANDS UP WHO CAN [REDACTED] SOME FIGGY PUDDING
spigot: (AND BRING IT OUT HERE)
spigot: DO YOU NOT [REDACTED] FIGGY PUDDING |
deuce spigot |
#censored #christmas #deuce-spigot #figgy-pudding #figs #food #redacted-text #title-mismatch |
|
2,927 | 11/4/2006 | t spigot shows at 3 and 11 weekdays spigot: T EFFIGY I'M STARTING TO THINK YOU'RE NOT THE WORLD-FAMOUS CUP FLIPPER
effigy: T SPIGOT SHOWS AT 3 AND 11 WEEKDAYS |
effigy spigot |
#effigy-spigot #mousehole #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
2,928 | 11/5/2006 | how dare you spigot: HOW DARE YOU CLAIM YOU'VE GOT THE MOST EROTIC TEENS
spigot: WHEN CLEARLY
spigot: SPA-QUIRK NEVER MIND I STOPPED CARING |
pants spigot |
#frog #pants-spigot #porn |
|
2,929 | 11/6/2006 | and much much more pants: DOORKNOBS, TOILET SEATS |
pants |
#grey-background #pants-solo #sfw #toilet |
|
2,930 | 11/8/2006 | 2039 pants: DO YOU THINK BRITNEY AND K-FED WILL GET BACK TOGETHER
atandt: DON'T THEY KNOW JERKCITY ISN'T DUE TO END UNTIL 2039
pants: I THOUGHT WE WERE STOPING ON JANUARY 19 2038
atandt: THE DATE KEEPS GETTING MOVED INTO THE FUTURE SOMEHOW
pants: LET MY PEOPLE GO
atandt: DOWN IN FRONT |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #bible #britney-spears #end-of-bonequest #fighting-irish-pose #huffy-pants #january #sfw #tribble #woodring-field-background |
|
2,931 | 11/9/2006 | hi cocks protocol deuce: HI
pants: COCKS
deuce: THE HI/COCKS PROTOCOL (RFC 4373)
pants: COCKS (BREAKING PROTOCOL)
deuce: NO THAT WAS IT UNFORTUNATELY |
deuce pants |
#client-server #clip-art #clipart #deuce-pants #protocol #rfc #short-bus #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background |
|
2,932 | 11/10/2006 | not my problem pants: WHY WON'T WIKIPEDIA DELETE THE JERKCITY ARTICLE
atandt: UH WELL
pants: I'LL TELL YOU WHY !!! BECAUSE THEY ARE CHIEFLY COMPOSED OF COMMUNISTS, GOLDBRICKERS, LAYABOUTS, BACKHANDERS, GRIFTERS, SUSPECTED HOMOSEXUALS AND CARD-CARRYING NAMBLA MEMBERS
atandt: OH MY |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #comic-chat #green-background #meta #nambla #wikipedia |
|
2,933 | 11/11/2006 | green screen pants: WAIT WHAT'S WITH THE GREEN SCREEN, MAN
hanford: YES I'LL HOLD |
hanford pants |
#green-background #hanford-pants #sfw |
|
2,934 | 11/12/2006 | technical difficulties (try again tomorrow) spigot: T PANTS HEY BECAUSE YOU
spigot: KNOW THAT REMINDS
spigot: ME OF A FUNNY
spigot: ME OF A FUNNY
spigot: ME OF A FUNNY
spigot: WAI
spigot: HELLO
spigot: IS THIS PORT IN USE (TTY) |
spigot |
#edited #mountain-background #sfw #spigot-solo #tty #unix |
|
2,935 | 11/13/2006 | oh yeah well pants: PANTS IV: IN SEARCH OF COCK
deuce: OH YEAH WELL DEUCE IV: THE QUEST FOR PISS |
deuce pants |
#dc-comics #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #mountain-background #piss #sex-pit #star-trek #superman |
|
2,936 | 11/14/2006 | sputtering out spigot: BOOBS
spigot: BALLS
pants: GO ON
spigot: COCKS
pants: YES
spigot: NUTS
pants: ALL RIGHT
spigot: I'M EXHAUSTED
pants: THAT'S OKAY
pants: YOU DID YOUR PART
pants: AND YOU DID IT WELL
pants: BUT NOW IT'S UP TO THE REST OF US |
pants spigot |
#balls #boobs #cocks #dicklicking #nuts #pants-spigot |
|
2,937 | 11/15/2006 | trunkload pants: TRUNKLOAD OF AUTOMATIC WEAPONS VS HIPPIE ZOMBIE ARMY
pants: WHO WINS ????
deuce: THE PLANET
pants: YAY!!!!! |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #photo-background #sfw #zombie |
|
2,938 | 11/16/2006 | long and hard (pants): CAN THEY HEAR ME THINKING
(spigot): YOU'RE NOT THINKING YOU'RE WHISPERING
.(pants): HOW ABOUT NOW
spigot: UH
: PANTS THINKS LONG AND HARD ABOUT WHAT HAS HAPPENED HERE
spigot: NOW THAT'S JUST |
pants spigot |
#caption #mousehole #pants-spigot #sfw #spigot-points #thought #whisper #woodring-room-background |
|
2,939 | 11/17/2006 | nobody move spigot: ARE YOU USING THE SINGLETON PATTERN
spigot: BEATING OFF DOWN THE CHIMNEY
deuce: VISITOR PATTERN FOLLOWED BY THE MOLESTING PATTERN
pants: NOBODY MOVE NOBODY GET HURT |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #object-oriented-patterns #programming #singleton #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,940 | 11/19/2006 | ozone hole ozone: ASK THEM TO CALL AHEAD NEXT TIME |
ozone |
#fannypacks #grey-background #ozone-solo #scheduling #sfw #telephone #telephony |
|
2,941 | 11/20/2006 | hours ago : "Have you seen my bong?"
: Deuce just looked at him. "Uh.."
: Spigot continued over him: "It's blue and probably full of dirty water."
: Deuce, having eaten the bong hours ago (filthy bongwater and all) said nothing.
spigot: FUCK YOU / FUCK YOU / FUCK YOU / FUCK YOU
deuce: YOUR RIGHTS ONLINE
spigot: ARE OUR MODEL RELEASE FORMS SAFE |
deuce spigot |
#bong #caption #deuce-spigot #fuck-you #plant #prose #slashdot #woodring-field-background |
|
2,942 | 11/21/2006 | also when we fucked them pants: THEY RAN AND SQUEALED WHEN WE SHOWED THEM OUR DICKS, BALLS
deuce: ALSO WHEN WE FUCKED THEM
deuce: PRETENDED TO FUCK THEM, ASKED THEM TO FUCK US
deuce: AND THEY REFUSED
pants: DANCE MOTHERFUCKER |
deuce pants |
#bunny #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
|
2,943 | 11/22/2006 | quite stupid : "To be fair," one reminded the other, we are lazy."
: The first one looked back. "Yes, and we are also quite stupid."
: "I think the rent is still due, though," he replied.
pants: HELLO COCKMONSTER
pants: IF YOU ARE NOT COCKMONSTER, CLICK HERE.
deuce: OKAY FAIR ENOUGH |
deuce pants |
#caption #click-here #cockmonster #deja-vu #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #plant #prose #woodring-field-background |
|
2,944 | 11/23/2006 | a stickly, unsightly manner deuce: CAN WE JUST THINK FOR A MOMENT ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES OF OUR ACTIONS
pants: GETTING JIZZED UP IN A STICKY, UNSIGHTLY MANNER
deuce: IF YOU SUCK ALL THE DICKS WHAT WILL BE LEFT FOR THE SUMMER (THERE WILL BE A DICK SHORTAGE ON AN UNPRECEDENTED SCALE)
pants: B-BUT
pants: (LOOKS AT AUDIENCE) YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT A RECYCLING PROGRAM OF MASS PROPORTIONS
deuce: GHLGALHGALHGA THERE IS NO TIME TO ARGUE FOR IT MUST BE DONE |
deuce pants |
#bestiality #deuce-pants #fourth-wall #fuck-a-duck #jizz #prose #woodring-field-background |
|
2,945 | 11/24/2006 | so very very cold ii pants: I'M COLD*
: *CONTINUED FROM LAST ISSUE
pants: TURN UP THE HEAT
atandt: SHUT UP
atandt: I MEAN YEAH IT'S COLD
pants: SO COLD |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #b-side #cold #fighting-irish-pose #sfw #vinyl #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,946 | 11/25/2006 | nobody home |
#blank-panel #mousehole #multiple-backgrounds #no-dialog #nothing #plant #sfw #woodring-field-background #woodring-room-background #woodring-stairs-background |
||
2,947 | 11/26/2006 | hoax deuce: >>> CLICK HERE TO GET ANTHRAX POWDER DELIVERED TO YOU <<<
spigot: NOT A HOAX |
deuce spigot |
#anthrax #deuce-spigot #nonstandard-title-panel #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
2,948 | 11/27/2006 | ndn pants: HULAGHULAH
pants: LUAHLAHULHALAG
pants: AHG&LAH
pants: SPIT SPIT SPIT HOLD ON OKAY GO
pants: HULAGHULAH
pants: GLUAHGLU
pants: HULAHHULAG
pants: NINE DEAD NURSES |
pants |
#nurse #pants-solo #spit #woodring-field-background |
|
2,949 | 11/28/2006 | whipping around pants: WITH THE CAMERA WHIPPING AROUND MATRIX-STYLE
spigot: T DEUCE SEE???????? WE DO HAVE GOOD IDEAS FOR FRIENDS EPISODES
deuce: ARE YOU WEARING SOMETHING FRILLY
pants: T SPIGOT IF I DON'T PUT OUT I WILL GET KICKED OFF JERKCITY
deuce: YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #friends #matrix #movies #naked #naked-powerpoint-slides #powerpoint #television |
|
2,950 | 11/29/2006 | the lost weekend atandt: AAAAAAAA FSAOIUF AIFG AFS )AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AF AOIFYU(O A AAAAAAA
pants: IN SOME KIND OF ENDLESS LOOP GOING *PONK* GAY *PONK* GAY *PONK* GAY
atandt: GGGGGGGGGSLHK ISOUG HSGD GGGGGGGGGGSGOPIUYGPY O*G GGGGGGGGGG SGPOU IYOSGYSOG
pants: JACKING OFF TO WHATEVER THAT THING IS UNDER MATT DRUDGE'S HAT
atandt: AGOGGA AG IU%^FAF FAF AF OAF^% AOF AF APFGAPFP FAAFAF FA P(F& PAFYU PAF AF PGFA&*(FP AUFP (AHFP AF AFP A(&FA)( &FA() &YFA F AFPOI& ^A)(F^& )AFY HAF AF
pants: NOT GAY |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #censored #drudge #fighting-irish-pose #gay #huffy-pants #not-gay #ponk #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
|
2,951 | 11/30/2006 | complaint department pants: ASCII CHILD PORN ????
spigot: THESE PANTS ARE LIKE A CHEAP HOTEL IN THAT THERE'S NO BALL ROOM |
pants spigot |
#ascii-art-farts #balls #grey-background #pants-spigot #porn |
|
2,952 | 12/1/2006 | lick dick underwater pants: WE SHOULD LICK DICK UNDERWATER SOMETIME
deuce: NO WAY DUDE THAT'S GROSS
pants: ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS COME UP FOR AIR BEFORE 140 MINUTES HAVE PASSED
deuce: YOU'LL DROWN
pants: I SEE
deuce: NO I MEAN I WILL DROWN YOU |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicklicking #drowning #grey-background #silhouette #underwater |
|
2,953 | 12/2/2006 | over heating deuce: KEEPING YOU WARM WITH MY FAT
pants: OVERHEATING
atandt: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS
deuce: MAKING YOU LEARN ABOUT LIFE AND LOVE THE HARD WAY
atandt: WHAT DO BED SORES HAVE TO DO WITH LOVE
deuce: NOTHING THEY'RE JUST A BONUS |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-pants #censored #fatness #grey-background |
|
2,954 | 12/3/2006 | free porn deuce: HUHHH
pants: HI
deuce: I AM AN FTL TRANSMITTER AND CAN SEND MY MESSAGES INTO THE FOURTH DIMENSION AND THAT IS HOW THEY ECHO BACK
pants: HOW DID YOU GET INTO LOWERCASE
deuce: GHLAHGULAHGULAHUGLAHG
pants: HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #ftl #label #lowercase #title-mismatch #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,955 | 12/4/2006 | better dead than red deuce: GODDAMN COMMIE
pants: <RED>WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M A COMMUNIST</RED> |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking #communism #deuce-pants #html #huffy-pants #red-text #woodring-room-background |
|
2,956 | 12/5/2006 | a steady diet of delicious chum pants: FEED ME CHUM
deuce: NO I WILL NOT
pants: FEED ME THE MILKY SCUM THAT FLOATS AT THE TOP THEN
deuce: THE OILY FILM ???
pants: THE MILKY SCUM FLOATING IN THE OILY FILM
deuce: PHARAOH LET MY PEOPLE GO |
deuce pants |
#bible #chum #deuce-pants #prince-of-egypt #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
2,957 | 12/6/2006 | gasp swoon applause deuce: COCKS
pants: GASP
deuce: COCKS
pants: SWOON
deuce: C O C K S (SUNG VERY HIGH)
pants: APPLAUSE |
deuce pants |
#applause #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #mousehole #singing #woodring-room-background |
|
2,958 | 12/7/2006 | spigot the bear xmas special spigot: SMILE!!!!!!!!
spigot: *BONK* BEER BOTTLE
spigot: *BONK* DIGITAL CAMERA |
spigot |
#beer #beer-bottle #black-background #bonk #christmas #sfw #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear |
|
2,959 | 12/8/2006 | fresh hot bacon spigot: FUCK YOUR FACE
pants: FRESH HOT BACON IS ALL I SEE |
pants spigot |
#bacon #censored #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,960 | 12/9/2006 | another lost weekend atandt: RRRRRRRRRAWRDA DDDDDDDDDDDDD RERRRRRRRRRRRRR
pants: IT'S LIKE GRAND THEFT AUTO BUT WITH ZOMBIES (NEEDS MORE SAVE SLOTS)
(pants): B-BUT DOWNLOADING FOOD IS A CRIME
atandt: QWQAQWQWQQQQQ QQQQQQQQQQQQQQ QQQQQQQQQQ QQQQQQQQQ
atandt: AFAFA AAAAAAAAAAAAAF AF AF AFAFAFA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AFAFAFAF 8888888888888888888888888
pants: MAYBE BY 2013 WE'LL GET TO SEE THE INSIDE OF THAT GODDAMN BARN |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #barn #broken-promise #fighting-irish-pose #grand-theft-auto #weird-pants-face #whisper #woodring-field-background #zombie |
|
2,961 | 12/11/2006 | right now spigot: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I AM LICKING A DICK STARTING RIGHT NOW
spigot: DONE
spigot: KLJGITROJ B$()@WJG RAPID TURNOVER DKLJBV()RJ B@$L% |
spigot |
#caption #dicklicking #dj-rapekit #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,962 | 12/12/2006 | big fat gay uppercase j pants: AN UPPERCASE J NO LESS
pants: A BIG FAT GAY UPPERCASE J
pants: CAN YOU HEAR ME
spigot: THIS IS EXACTLY HOW NAZI GERMANY GOT STARTED |
pants spigot |
#fawlty-towers #gay #huffy-pants #nazi #orthography #uppercase #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,963 | 12/13/2006 | that's the spigot promise deuce: BEATING OFF FEELS GOOD
spigot: THAT'S THE SPIGOT PROMISE |
deuce spigot |
#beating-off #behind-the-scenes #deuce-spigot #dj-rapekit #spigot-promise #woodring-field-background |
|
2,964 | 12/14/2006 | danny elfman retarded spigot: LET'S JUST SAY SHE WAS DANNY ELFMAN SOUNDTRACK RETARDED |
spigot |
#danny-elfman #retard #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
2,965 | 12/15/2006 | bugs all over me : We have been up here for about two days. Ahh, those fucking things, they can't, uh, deal with stairs. So we're gonna huddle up here for a while. We've got plenty of, uh, you know, stuff in cans to eat. So I think we're gonna be okay. Uhm I can hear them downstairs, knocking into shit.
pants: BUGS ALL OVER ME
pants: BEATING OFF ANYWAY |
pants |
#beating-off #bugs #caption #dj-rapekit #pants-solo #woodring-field-background #zombies |
|
2,966 | 12/16/2006 | how can i tell if you're real or not pants: WHAT IF I PASS OUT BEFORE I COME TO
atandt: GET OUT OF HERE
pants: HOW CAN I TELL IF YOU'RE REAL OR NOT
atandt: I SAID GET OUT
pants: WHERE WILL I GO, WHAT WILL I DO
atandt: PLEASE LEAVE AS I AM ACTUALLY TAKING A SHIT
bung: YOU HEARD HIM, SHOO |
atandt bung pants |
#atandt-bung-pants #bathroom-hijinx #existential #fighting-irish-pose #huffy-pants #urinal-background |
|
2,967 | 12/17/2006 | dancing hamsters spigot: ANY UPDATES ON WHAT THE DANCING HAMSTERS ARE UP TO
spigot: CAUSE MY MONEY'S ON DANCING AND BEING ADORABLE
spigot: ACTUALLY MY MOM'S MONEY |
spigot |
#hampsterdance #hamsterdance #hamsters #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
|
2,968 | 12/18/2006 | 322c3220 3 PERFECT 2c3239 3000 deuce: WE SHOULD FIND SOME WAY TO HOOK YOU UP TO A GENERATOR AND HARNESS YOUR COCKSUCKING ENERGY
deuce: YOU DON'T DEFY THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS BUT YOU COME AWFULLY CLOSE
deuce: A NEAR 100% PERFECT COCKSUCKER
pants: TELL MOM ABOUT FIRE |
deuce pants |
#100-percent #cocksucking #deuce-pants #energy-crisis #science #woodring-field-background |
|
2,969 | 12/19/2006 | these pumpy times of ours deuce: MY PENIS IMPLANT IS COMPOSED OF ADAMANTIUM |
deuce |
#adamantium #atandt-deuce #gunmetal-background #mutant-registration #penis-implant |
|
2,970 | 12/20/2006 | prospero's balls spigot: PROSPERO'S BALLS
deuce: JUMPIN' JEHOSEPHAT
spigot: GET OUT |
deuce spigot |
#balls #deuce-spigot #frog #grey-background #prospero #title-mismatch |
|
2,971 | 12/21/2006 | ancient secrets spigot: CLEARLY NONE OF YOU FULLY UNDERSTAND HOW SKILLED I AM IN THE ART OF DONG FU
deuce: T SPIGOT I THINK I DO |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #gay-fatness #photo-background |
|
2,972 | 12/22/2006 | XXX dicks pants: LET'S RETURN TO THE TOPIC OF [REDACTED] DICKS
deuce: I DON'T ANSWER TO YOU MISTER MAN
deuce: I ANSWER TO MY CONSCIENCE
pants: THEN I CAST MY VOTE FOR YOU AS THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF THESE AMERICAS
deuce: I ACCEPT THIS DUTY WITH FULL HONORS (GHAGLAHGLHALAHG)
pants: RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND AND REPEAT AFTER ME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #elf #elf-dicks #elves #huffy-pants #mountain-background #politics #redacted-text |
|
2,973 | 12/23/2006 | hot tip atandt: HERE IS OUR NEXT EXPLOSIVE STOCK PICK:
pants: IS THAT LIKE MY HOT TIP
atandt: HGLAGHLAUHGULHALG HALUG ALUGH LAGH LUAHGLUH AULGHULA HGUL HALGHLUAHLGAG
deuce: I WILL BLOW ON IT UNTIL IT COOLS DOWN
deuce: WHEN HE SAID EXPLOSIVE HE WASN'T KIDDING MURRMPHL
pants: YOU POOR MAN |
atandt deuce pants |
#mayonnaise #woodring-field-background |
|
2,974 | 12/24/2006 | this way spigot: WELL I'M GAY AGAIN
spigot: ANY MORE FRIENDS OF MINE WANT TO JOIN UP ??? THIS WAY !!!! <-----
spigot: ACTUALLY THIS WAY (SORRY) -----> |
spigot |
#gay #spigot-solo #this-way-sorry #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,975 | 12/25/2006 | how jerkcity saved christmas spigot: ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT BANANARAMA
pants: {{FISH-STUB}}
deuce: ALL THREE OF US ARE PERFECTLY MATCHED TO JERK EACH OTHER OFF |
deuce pants |
#bananarama #christmas #deuce-pants-spigot #wikipedia |
|
2,976 | 12/26/2006 | i have aids and i vote spigot: I HAVE AIDS AND I VOTE
spigot: HURRR WHEEZING MY WAY INTO THE BALLOT BOX
spigot: HAND SHAKING, PULLING THE KNOB
spigot: TWISTING THE DIAL, TURNING THE LEVER
spigot: OKAY I PULLED SOMEONE'S DICK NOT A VOTING KNOB
spigot: CURTAINS?!?!?! STALLS??? I'M DIZZY AND JIZZY AND DISORIENTED
spigot: IT'S ONE SMALL VOTE FOR A MAN
pants: *PSSST* CRACKLE BEEP
spigot: ONE GIANT VOTE FOR LICKING DICK ON THE MOON |
pants spigot |
#aids #dizzy #election #moon #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
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2,977 | 12/27/2006 | nice weather for stoners pants: GET OFFA ME
deuce: GRRRRRRR
spigot: OFER
pants: MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND POW
deuce: IT JUST CRAMS RIGHT UP THERE FUCKER
pants: HONK
deuce: SUCK IT UP CHIEF |
deuce pants spigot |
#cramming #deuce-pants-spigot #get-offa-me #honk #woodring-den-background |
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2,978 | 12/28/2006 | 8 boxes to my face spigot: APPRECIATING THAT POPTARTS ARE 8 TO A BOX
spigot: AND EIGHT BOXES TO MY FACE
spigot: ALL MY JOKES ARE AVAILABLE ON CASSETTE |
spigot |
#comedy #poptarts #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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2,979 | 12/29/2006 | diagnosis: boner spigot: WE'VE GOT TO GET THIS QUEER TO THE TOILET AND STAT
spigot: DIAGNOSIS BONER
spigot: WE NEED FIVE CC'S OF SQUIRTY SPURT AND A WET NAP
pants: SDALLKJJL
spigot: WE'RE LOSING HIM
pants: I THINK NOT
spigot: HE'S NOT RESPONDING TO THE POKING
spigot: I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ADMINISTER THE BALLS MYSELF
pants: FACE DON'T FAIL ME NOW
spigot: T PANTS I THINK HE'S FAKING BEING DEAD SO HE CAN GET THE FREE DICK
pants: T SPIGOT THAT DOESN'T BOTHER ME ONE BIT REALLY |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hd #diagnosis #nuts-of-spigot #pants-spigot #spigot-the-bear #woodring-den-background |
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2,980 | 12/30/2006 | michael medved pants: I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MICHAEL MEDVED'S MOUSTACHE
pants: I'D FUCK THAT THING INTO CHRISTMAS 2008 |
pants |
#christmas #michael-medved #moustache #pants-solo #weird-pants-face |
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2,981 | 12/31/2006 | 200 years of jerkcity spigot: ARE YOU THERE GOD?!?!?!?
spigot: IT'S ME SPIGOT
deuce: ZZZZZ
spigot: CELEBRATING 200 YEARS OF JERKCITY |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #judy-blume #sfw #sleep #title-mismatch #woodring-stairs-background |