BONEQUEST perspective-dice-random ABOUT

EPISODES: 2007

No. Date   Title / Dialog Players Tags
2,982 1/1/2007 worldwide
pants: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS pants: THERE IS NO NEED TO FORM ANY LINE ON THE PLATFORM pants: ORANGE GROVES AND OPEN FIELDS
pants
#dj-rapekit
#pants-solo
2,983 1/2/2007 zombie problem
pants: SOME KIND OF ZOMBIE THAT RUNS UP TO YOU, SUCKS YOU OFF AND RUNS INTO THE WOODS (REALLY, REALLY QUICKLY) deuce: DOES HIS SUCKING OFF MAKE YOU A ZOMBIE TOO pants: I DON'T THINK SO... NOPE deuce: GHGLUAUHAGLHAULHLUAG pants: GROSS!!!! !!!!!!!!! OH WELL HANGING OUT BY THE WOODS ANYWAY deuce: GLHAULHUAG
deuce
pants
spigot
#blowjob
#cruising
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#gay
#huffy-pants
#pink-background
#zombie
2,984 1/3/2007 slowly but surely
uncredited caveman: AHGLBLAGUHLHBA LUHALBGALUGHLBHAG ALGH BLAG HALG BNAG LIHAGL BLGIUHLABGG uncredited caveman: BLOGOSPHERE uncredited caveman: LAGIHALGNBALIGYHALHALI ALGIH KAGY HLAHL HAG HLAUGHU LAHLG HLAGH LUG AG HULAHGUL HULAGHULAHGLAG
#blog
#renaissance-man
#sfw
#uncredited-character
2,985 1/4/2007 his brain is swimming
deuce: MY BRAIN IS SWIMMING IN ENDORPHINS, ALCOHOL, CRACK COCAINE deuce: FFFFFU deuce: HOSPITAL
deuce
#censored
#cocaine
#hospital
#woodring-field-background
2,986 1/5/2007 when is cupcake day anyway
atandt: WOLF TRAP FOUNDATION FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS atandt: J. T. BATTENBERG III atandt: DETROIT RENAISSANCE pants: IS TODAY CUPCAKE DAY OR NO
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#cupcake-day
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
2,987 1/6/2007 pants reads fan mail
pants: HE EAR AND A WORTHY MAN HE IS, AND A MAN A TARTAR T HE WAS THE STERNEST AND MOST SEVERE ALL ROUND SLATES. SCRAPS OF OLD COPY-BOOKS CAME FORTH WITH A FULL OF SKELETONS SWARMING ALL CONTENT-TYPE: GIF; V1AGRA SUPER HARD P3N1S VISA/MC
pants
#david-copperfield
#pants-solo
#spam
#woodring-field-background
2,988 1/7/2007 add me to the list
spigot: SOMEONE'S A LITTLE FLAT spigot: I'LL HAVE THE FAGS EGGS SAUSAGE AND FAGS!!!! !!!!!! DO YOU GET THAT?!? !?!?!? spigot: ADD ME TO THE LIST pants: I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO BE ADDED TO THE LIST
pants
spigot
#mirrored-urinal-background
#monty-python
#pants-spigot
#sausage
#urinal-background
2,989 1/8/2007 double, triple
spigot: DOUBLE, SOMETIMES TRIPLE DONGING spigot: SAN / FRAN / CISCO spigot: I'M LICKING DICK / AGAIN spigot: FAVORITE FOOD: PIZZA, HAMBURGERS (spigot): DISLIKES: MONDAYS
spigot
#bay-area
#fannypacks
#hamburger
#monday
#pizza
#san-francisco
#spigot-solo
#whisper
2,990 1/9/2007 spigot the bear: the early years
deuce: WE HAVE A RUNNER spigot: EVERYBODY RUNS
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#spigot-the-bear
#woodring-stairs-background
2,991 1/10/2007 honk he sez
pants: HONK pants: HONK SEZ I pants: I SEZ HONK pants: HONK, SHE CRIED pants: HONK, HONK
pants
#honk
#pants-solo
#repetition
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
2,992 1/11/2007 gay married
deuce: GLGLHGHLGLHGLGGLHGLHGH GAY MARRIAGE pants: HUGALHLALGHALG TAX PURPOSES
deuce
pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#deuce-pants
#gay-marriage
#taxes
#woodring-room-background
2,993 1/12/2007 no longer allowed to use the telnet
pants: ESCAPE CHARACTER IS '^]'. pants: BONERS? pants: CONNECTION CLOSED BY FOREIGN HOST.
pants
#pants-solo
#telnet
#unix
#woodring-room-background
2,994 1/13/2007 capslock
spigot: Would pricks in my fat face be possible? Thursday thru Sunday? spigot: THAT JUST DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT WITHOUT THE CAPS LOCK deuce: SCARING ME spigot: POKING THE FAT PRICKS INTO THE BUS TOILET
deuce
spigot
#caps-lock
#deuce-spigot
#lowercase
#pricks
#sunday
#thursday
#toilet
#woodring-room-background
2,995 1/14/2007 flipper babies on ice
pants: GET A MOVE ON EVERY ONE A YAS pants: YAY HEE HEE HEE YAY !!!! CLAPPING MY FLIPPERS TOGETHER, ROCKING MY WHEELCHAIR BACK AND FORTH pants: WHICH IS WHY I USE CLOTH DIAPERS INSTEAD OF DISPOSABLES pants: OKAY pants: LIGHTS ON pants: PROJECTOR OFF pants: ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS pants: IT'S A LIVING (LEANS ON SHOVEL, LIGHTS UP)
pants
#diapers
#flipper-baby
#mountain-background
#pants-solo
#sfw
2,996 1/15/2007 doggy doggy wah wah
deuce: DICKS pants: DICKS deuce: WHERE (SPOOKED) pants: DUNNO (STONED)
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#marijuana
#spooky
#urinal-background
2,997 1/16/2007 pageup
pants: PRESS PAGEUP TO JOIN THE HOMOTECH SQUAD ???? deuce: HOLY GOD pants: I WANNA LIVE deuce: WHAT KIND OF SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE IS THIS pants: WON'T PEOPLE LAUGH AT ME FOR BEING A NURSE deuce: ONLY IF YOU WEAR THE OUTFIT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#nurse
2,998 1/17/2007 caught in a snowstorm
pants: HULAGHLUAUHGULHUULAHLUAG deuce: BLAUGHUBLA GLUAHGLBAGLUGHBALJ AG deuce: ALIGYAOGHAOGYHSOG8777777788888888888
deuce
pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#cocksucking
#deuce-pants
#snow
#snowblind
#snowstorm
#white-background
2,999 1/18/2007 special announcement
: The 2007 holiday schedule is available here: http://www.jerkcity.com/holidays.txt : Please submit additions or corrections to jerkcity@gmail.com. We return you now to your regularly-schedule Jerkcity already in progress. : gentle reader: please make a silly face and distract pants while we make an important announcement. just for one panel. thanks! pants: BUCK UP LADS pants: LET'S YANK A DONG spigot: I MIGHT JUST HAVE TO GO HOME AND GET HIGH AND NOT GIVE A SHIT
pants
spigot
#announcement
#caption
#marijuana
#nambla
#pants-spigot
#url
#woodring-field-background
3,000 1/19/2007 3,000
spigot: HALUGHULAHGLUAHG pants: GHLAUHGULH deuce: EVERYBODY SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO MASTURBATE pants: WHEN IS BONEQUEST GOING TO END ANYWAY hanford: UH hanford: JULY 2026 pants: CAN I GO HOME AFTER THAT hanford: SURE pants: I'M TOTALLY GOING TO BEAT OFF WHEN THAT HAPPENS
deuce
hanford
pants
spigot
#beating-off
#deuce-hanford-pants-spigot
#end-of-bonequest
#masturbation
#milestone
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-field-background
3,001 1/20/2007 in which pants and deuce buy a nut farm
DEUCE: ARE WE GETTING A NUT FARM AGAIN PANTS: STILL
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dick
#farm
#funnel
#nuts
#nuts-of-deuce
#wholesome
#woodring-stairs-background
3,002 1/21/2007 your instructions are as follows
pants: BIIIIIIIG BONGHIT THEN EXHALE pants: WAIT PATIENTLY pants: SEE GOD pants: GREET HIM, ASK HIM ABOUT THE PLATYPUS pants: WRITE ANSWER DOWN THIS TIME
pants
#bonghit
#cave
#pants-solo
#platypus
#religion
3,003 1/22/2007 penis griefing
deuce: FREEDOM FRIES pants: LIBERTY CABBAGE deuce: FRIENDSHIP SAUCE
deuce
pants
#america
#deja-vu
#deuce-pants
#nunsense
#penisgriefing
#woodring-room-background
3,004 1/23/2007 toilet antics
pants: TOILET ANTICS pants: SIR, TOILET ANTICS spigot: T PANTS YOU KEEP POKING YOUR DICK THROUGH THE OUT HOLE pants: T SPIGOT I'M A REBEL
pants
spigot
#glory-hole
#huffy-pants
#pants-spigot
#toilet
#toilet-antics
#woodring-field-background
3,005 1/24/2007 like it was going out of style
deuce: SUCK IT deuce: A FULL FOUR INCHES deuce: UP FROM 2
deuce
#deuce-solo
3,006 1/25/2007 right into her face
spigot: FOLKS I SPENT GOOD MONEY ON THESE STIR STICKS IF SOMEONE COULD PLEASE SHOW UP spigot: I CAN LICK DICK spigot: I DO LICK DICK spigot: I WILL LICK DICK
spigot
#dicklicking
#folks
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
3,007 1/26/2007 deuce's nuts
: "I'm going to suck your fat dick and make you plow my ass," said the queerest vampyre of the lot, Count Fucking Faggot. : -- Excerpt from Undead but Also Bi-Curious (anon.) deuce: WHO'S UP FOR MY NUTS deuce: WHICH ARE CURRENTLY AVAILABLE
deuce
pants
#bi-curious
#caption
#count-fucking-faggot
#deuce-pants
#nuts
#nuts-of-deuce
#photo-background
#prose
#uncategorized-mosaic-background
#vampyre
#viscera
3,008 1/27/2007 sno-ball
atandt: I'M A SNOWBALL pants: T DEUCE I SAW HIM FIRST deuce: T PANTS I GOT DIBS
atandt
deuce
pants
#grey-background
#sfw
3,009 1/28/2007 penisgriefing
: Your search - penisgriefing - did not match any documents. pants: MY MOUTH MIGHT BE DESCRIBED AS SEMI-AUTOMATIC deuce: I CAN ADJUST IT TO BE FULLY AUTOMATIC
deuce
pants
#caption
#deuce-pants
#mouth
#mouth-of-pants
#penisgriefing
#woodring-room-background
3,010 1/29/2007 the piss bill
pants: I PAY THE PISS BILL spigot: BE GAY WITH ME OR SHUT UP deuce: NO spigot: HOME TO JERK (SERIOUSLY) deuce: I MEANT OKAY pants: HEY MISTER pants: I PAY THE PISS BILL deuce: WE HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME
deuce
pants
spigot
#be-gay-with-me
#deuce-pants-spigot
#huffy-pants
#piss
#woodring-room-background
3,011 1/30/2007 wrong mud
atandt: WHOOPS atandt: I LOGGED INTO THE WRONG MUD atandt: SO I BID YOU A DOO deuce: FUCKING SHUT UP
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#fucking-shut-up
#mud
#urinal-background
3,012 1/31/2007 the yam stand
deuce: WHAT KIND OF AN ASSHOLE VILLAIN STEALS HAMBURGERS pants: I, UH pants: THE YAM STAND!!! pants: GIVE ME GUFF spigot: GONNA GO AHEAD AND STICK MY KNOB IN THE TOILET ROLL
deuce
pants
spigot
#burgers
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#hamburgler
#mcdonalds
#spigot-points
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
#yams
3,013 2/1/2007 jerkcity
deuce: GLHGAHLGALHG dick: I HAVEN'T HAD A GOOD "GLHGAHLGALHG" IN AGES
deuce
dick
#deuce-dick
#photo-background
3,014 2/2/2007 you win this round
spigot: GET OUT deuce: MAKE ME KOREA BOY : SPIGOT JABS YOU IN THE EYE WITH A CHOPSTICK deuce: OW MY CHEEK YOU WIN THIS ROUND KOREA BOY : SPIGOT JABS HIMSELF IN THE EYE deuce: BUT THIS IS NOT OUR LAST BATTLE GHLAGHALHGLAG
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#eye-injury
#korea
#red-x
#woodring-stairs-background
3,015 2/3/2007 deuce and pants: a love story
: JE VOUS AIMERAI TOUJOURS, POUR TOUJOURS ET JAMAIS, DANS LA NUIT ET L'TERNIT, NOUS NOUS RUNIRONS DANS LE CIEL AU AMRICAIN JOHN WAYNE ET SERONS ENSEMBLE TOUJOURS -- Excerpt from PANTALON ET DEUX: UNE HISTOIRE D'AMOUR deuce: I DISLIKE IKE pants: IKE DISINVITES YOU FROM THE PROM deuce: :-(
deuce
pants
#a-love-story
#caption
#deuce-pants
#emoticon
#eye-injury
#french
#heaven
#ike
#john-wayne
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
3,016 2/4/2007 they made my dick drink paint
pants: T DEUCE THEY MADE MY DICK DRINK PAINT pants: WHITE PAINT deuce: UH pants: IT DRINKS ANYTHING YOU DIP IT IN
deuce
pants
#blue-background
#deuce-pants
#dick-drinking
#drunk-deuce
#eye-injury
#paint
3,017 2/5/2007 just love each other
deuce: WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST LOVE EACH OTHER deuce: ASKING SERIOUSLY LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT CHILD pants: GIVE PISS A CHANCE deuce: URINE: OUR GOLDEN FRIEND pants: NATURE'S PISS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#eye-injury
#john-lennon
#piss
#plastic-ono-band
#woodring-field-background
3,018 2/6/2007 do not drink
deuce: MY BALLS HAVE LUPUS spigot: MY BEAUTIFUL FACE
deuce
spigot
#balls
#basic
#deuce-spigot
#eye-injury
#woodring-stairs-background
3,019 2/7/2007 some reason or another
uncredited woman: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, CREEP pants: I DON'T WANT TO RAPE YOU, I JUST WANT TO CUT OFF YOUR FUCKING HEAD
pants
#decapitation
#lynnea
#murder
#pants-solo
#prostitute
#rape
#title-mismatch
#uncredited-character
3,020 2/8/2007 the very same
spigot: REWINDING THE SCENE IN DATA'S DREAM WHERE WORF'S EATING NUCLEAR PEPTIDE CAKE OFF A PAPER PLATE deuce: IS THAT THE SAME EPISODE WHERE DEANA TROI IS USELESS
deuce
spigot
#deanna-troi
#deuce-spigot
#diss
#eye-injury
#mousehole
#red-x
#sfw
#star-trek
#typo
#woodring-room-background
#worf
3,021 2/9/2007 the tyranny
hanford: WHO CUT UP THIS PROSTITUTE pants: UH pants: EXCUSE ME pants: SHE'S NOT "CUT UP" I JUST CHOPPED OFF HER HEAD OFF
hanford
pants
#hanford-pants
#huffy-pants
#multiple-miggs
#mutilation
#prostitute
#silence-of-the-lambs
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-field-background
3,022 2/10/2007 the more you know
spigot: THAT'S RIGHT LADY YOUR FACE IS FULL OF POO spigot: THAT'S WHY THEY'RE CALLED PERSONAL ADS
spigot
#advertising
#eye-injury
#filler-panel
#nbc
#personal
#poo
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
3,023 2/11/2007 really smearing it in there
deuce: T PANTS OKAY STOP SHITTING ON MY CARPET (NOT REALLY CHARMING) pants: SMEARING IT IN WITH MY HEEL WHILE MAINTAINING EYE CONTACT (SO I CAN APPEAR CONFIDENT AND CLOSE THE SALE)
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#eye-injury
#poo
#smearing
#urinal-background
3,024 2/12/2007 how to get into heaven without trying hard
: If you vandalize Wikipedia, you will go to heaven. Pass it on. atandt: JIZZZZZZZZZ IZZZ IZZZ IZZZ IZZZ IZZZ IZZZ IZZZ atandt: IT CAPTURES THE DOPPLE deuce: UP YOURS
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#black-background
#caption
#doppler
#doppler-effect
#eye-injury
#heaven
#jizz
#wikipedia
#wikipedia-vandalism
3,025 2/13/2007 white paint
pants: OH MY GOD MY DICK IS FULL OF PAINT pants: WHITE PAINT pants: PLEASE REPLACE THE HANDSET pants: WHERE ARE ALL THE BODIES pants: LET ME TELL YOU THE THING HATES DRINKING BONGWATER pants: IT GETS ANGRY AND SPITS AND SWEARS pants: UPSKIRT?????????? pants: FIGHT HARDER MEN
pants
#anal
#bong
#bongwater
#bored-pants
#coy-pants
#dick-drinking
#funloving-nonsense
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#pie
#upskirt
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-field-background
3,026 2/14/2007 do not wake
deuce: ZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ WHAT deuce: DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING ??? FFF ZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZ deuce: WHO GOES THERE (BONER POPS UP)
deuce
#boner
#deuce-solo
#eye-injury
#sfx
#sleep
3,027 2/15/2007 dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
spigot: SORTING LIMEWIRE RESULTS BY POPULARITY REVEALS A DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB WORLD spigot: DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB (FILLING UP A SCREEN) deuce: IN A WAY IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT FOR EVEN BOTHERING TO CHECK
deuce
spigot
#bunny
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#dumb
#dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb
#eye-injury
#limewire
#repetition
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
3,028 2/16/2007 what about the future
ozone: VM_EXECUTION_STATE_ON pants: OH NO YOU DON'T ozone: SUNOS SS 5.8 GENERIC_108528-13 SUN4U SPARC pants: QUIT IT ozone: UFS: [ID 845546 KERN.NOTICE] NOTICE: ALLOC: /: FILE SYSTEM FULL pants: I WON'T GO WITHOUT A FIGHT
ozone
pants
#ozone-pants
#unix
#woodring-stairs-background
3,029 2/17/2007 and hopefully to the bus stop
spigot: I SAY AGAIN: PEOPLESOFT deuce: MAKING SWEET SWEET LOVE TO THE CAMERA deuce: DUMPING deuce: NOW I AM TOTALLY GAY spigot: JAMMING MY THUMBS IN MY EYES AND OEDIPUS REXING MYSELF OUT THE DOOR AND HOPEFULLY TO THE BUS STOP
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#eye-injury
#gay
#oedipus-rex
#woodring-field-background
3,030 2/18/2007 picture of a ski mask
#dj-rapekit
#picture
3,031 2/19/2007 your words hurt me
: "Are you my supper?" asked the first one. The second one considered his answer carefully then said: "Yes, and I come with dipping sauce." spigot: I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN deuce: YOUR WORDS HURT ME spigot: WHICH WOULD BE BETTER FOR DELIVERING MY NUTS TO YOUR FACE - LDAP OR PPP deuce: I'D APPRECIATE A UDP DATAGRAM OF DICK
deuce
spigot
#caption
#deuce-spigot
#dipping-sauce
#eye-injury
#ldap
#red-x
#woodring-stairs-background
3,032 2/20/2007 grabbing and groping
spigot: YOU BE THE DOCTOR AND I'LL BE SARAH JANE SMITH spigot: NO YOU BE SARAH JANE SMITH AND I'LL BE PANTS AND DEUCE spigot: URF HURRRRRR GRABBING AND GROPING spigot: THIS STALL WILL BE OUR POLICE BOX spigot: IT SEEMS SMALLER ON THE INSIDE SOMEHOW (GLUGLUGLUGLUG SOAP CAKES)
spigot
#dr-who
#eye-injury
#groping
#police
#police-box
#spigot-solo
#stall
#urinal-cakes
#urinal-soap-cakes
#woodring-room-background
3,033 2/21/2007 over- estimating
spigot: I REALLY THINK YOU'RE OVERESTIMATING HOW MUCH I LIKE YOUR DOG SHIT SMOOSHED ALL OVER MY FACE
spigot
#dj-rapekit
#dogshit
#eye-injury
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
3,034 2/22/2007 goat rape
deuce: I'M JACKING IN !!!!!!!!! deuce: ALSO JACKING OFF pants: I KNOW AND I AM HERE FOR YOU
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#eye-injury
#jacking-in
#masturbation
#non-sequitur-title
#rape
#what-is-the-matrix
3,035 2/23/2007 big bong theory
pants: SPIGOT THE BEAR ???? spigot: A VERY SPECIAL TWO HOUR SEASON PREMIERE pants: THE BIG BONG THEORY spigot: CONTROVERSIAL STUDY LINKS CANCER TO COCKS AND QUEERS pants: GIANT FLAPPITY BATS !!!! OASIDUGFOGD8888888 spigot: RUN
pants
spigot
#bat
#bong
#buh
#cancer
#cocks
#eye-injury
#flappity-bats
#mountain-background
#pants-spigot
#queer
#spigot-the-bear
3,036 2/24/2007 absolutely true story
spigot: OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES AND YOUR FACE WITH BALLS
spigot
#badly-pasted-title
#eye-injury
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
3,037 2/25/2007 your face
: IN [redacted] WE TRUST : e pluribus [redacted] spigot: SPLORK SPLOP YOUR FACE spigot: SPLUT PTHH YOUR FACE
spigot
#caption
#eye-injury
#redacted
#redacted-text
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
3,038 2/26/2007 totally silent
deuce: RAPE TRUCKS pants: WHAT NOISE DO THEY MAKE WHEN THEY BACK UP deuce: THEY ARE TOTALLY SILENT (ELECTRIC ENGINES)
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#electric-vehicles
#eye-injury
#rape
#red-x
#silence
#woodring-field-background
3,039 2/27/2007 just wolf it on down
pants: MAN ALIVE I'M FUSSY WHEN IT COMES TO EATING POO deuce: YOU'RE A BIG FUCKING GIRL ABOUT IT deuce: SMALL BITES, FROWNY FACE, TEARS IN YOUR EYES deuce: JUST WOLF IT ON DOWN YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
deuce
pants
#coprophagia
#deuce-pants
#eating
#eye-injury
#gay-fatness
#poo
#woodring-stairs-background
3,040 2/28/2007 this guy
: Jerkcity is available for your viewing pleasure on the world wide web at www.jerkcity.com. spigot: FOLKS WHAT'S FRENCH AND TAKES SHITS AND LICKS DICKS ???!?? spigot: ---> MOI <--- spigot: OKAY OKAY WHAT'S GOT A BUNCH OF COLONS AND LIKES TO BEAT OFF AND HIT WOMEN?????????? spigot: :::::: THIS GUY ::::::
spigot
#caption
#eye-injury
#french
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
3,041 3/1/2007 damn it feels good
pants: YOU THERE pants: GOD BLESS YOU FOR VANDALIZING WIKIPEDIA pants: THERE IS NO HIGHER PURPOSE (NO GREATER LOVE) atandt: COCK ZOMBIE ??? WELL ALL RIGHT BUT
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#wanking-chamber
#wikipedia
#woodring-room-background
3,042 3/2/2007 diaper fetish
: orange groves and open fields : highway in the sky : travellers in rockets : make me cry : you know what to do : forget about rehab : -- anon. pants: NO, SERIOUSLY, A WIKIPEDIA ADMIN WITH A DIAPER FETISH spigot: EEW spigot: HOW DOES HE WEAR HIS FUCKING TAMPON pants: UNDER HIS FLORAL-PATTERNED SKIRT
pants
spigot
#caption
#diaper
#diaper-fetish
#dj-rapekit
#eye-injury
#mountain-background
#pants-spigot
#trans
#wikipedia
#you-know-what-to-do
3,043 3/3/2007 brian j. peppers forever
pants: HELLO WORLD brian peppers: I KISS YOU pants: HELLO SAILOR brian peppers: HUHHHH I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY NAMED A HOLIDAY AFTER ME brian peppers: HUHHHHHH SOILED
pants
#badly-pasted-title
#brian-peppers
#down-a-crater
#hello-world
#holiday
#kiss
#mahir-cagri
#pants-discolored-leg
#pants-solo
#photo-background
#programming
#sailor
#soiled
#soiling-myself
#special-guest
#title-mismatch
3,044 3/4/2007 fake moustache and all
: PANTS AND DEUCE AND JOHN WAYNE TOGETHER IN HEAVEN, FOREVER (AMEN) deuce: (QUAKE VOICE) HEADSHOT pants: HAVE I HAD THE PLEASURE OF BEATING YOU OFF BEFORE SIR (FAKE MOUSTACHE FOOLING NOBODY) pants: A WIKIPEDIA ADMIN WITH A DIAPER FETISH ?????? deuce: OUTSTANDING
deuce
pants
#beating-off
#caption
#deuce-pants
#diaper
#diaper-fetish
#eye-injury
#john-wayne
#moustache
#photo-background
#quake
#red-x
#wikipedia
3,045 3/5/2007 helpful hints
spigot: HOW TO TRICK HER INTO LOCKING HERSELF OUT OF THE HOUSE SO I CAN BEAT OFF spigot: HONEY LOOK!!!!!!!! spigot: PUNCH CLINK
spigot
#beating-off
#eye-injury
#feminism
#physical-comedy
#punching
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
#violence
#woodring-stairs-background
3,046 3/6/2007 forever ever
spigot: YOUR FACE IN THE DOG SHIT FOREVER pants: THE MOUTH IS NOT A TOY, PEOPLE
pants
spigot
#dogshit
#eye-injury
#mousehole
#mouth
#pants-spigot
#woodring-room-background
3,047 3/7/2007 irregular nurbs
spigot: WELL spigot: I spigot: FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO TESELLATE AN IRREGULAR NURBS SURFACE AND MY REWARD IS A BIG LONG BEAT OFF SO I'LL BE AFK I GUESS deuce: CAN GOD REALLY PUT ME IN JAIL
deuce
spigot
#3d-modelling
#badly-pasted-title
#deuce-spigot
#eye-injury
#god
#jail
#legal
#math
#nurbs
#red-x
#rendering
#tesselation
#woodring-den-background
3,048 3/8/2007 kicked out of jerkcity forever
pants: HIS NAME IS BRIAN J. PEPPERS pants: HE DID WHAT ?!?! WELL I NEVER pants: A LITTLE SAD BUT ALSO A LITTLE STONED
pants
#a-little-sad-but-also-a-little-stoned
#brian-peppers
#pants-solo
#sex-offender
#stoned
#woodring-room-background
3,049 3/9/2007 so very very fuckable
pants: (BOOMING GOD VOICE) THOU SHALT NOT WORSHIP FALSE IDOLS (ESPECIALLY GREEN MUPPETS) deuce: BUT KERMIT IS SO FUCKABLE pants: JUST DON'T WORSHIP THEM (BOOMING HEARD THROUGHOUT THE LAND) deuce: BY FUCKABLE I MEAN YOU CAN REALLY SLIDE IT IN AND THE FABRIC WILL TEAR AND THERE'S NOT MUCH HE CAN DO ABOUT IT pants: YUP (STILL GOD VOICE)
deuce
pants
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-pants
#eye-injury
#god
#muppets
#woodring-stairs-background
3,050 3/10/2007 you install now
dick: DO PEOPLE READ BLOGS spigot: FRASH PRUGIN pants: YOU INSTALL NOW dick: OR ARE BLOGS LIKE POETRY pants: INSTALL NOW OR GET OUT!! I FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR MOTHER spigot: AGILE DEVELOPMENT WITH MY BALLS pants: THIS IS SPARTA
dick
pants
spigot
#agile-development
#balls
#dick-pants-spigot
#eye-injury
#flash-plugin
#frash-prugin
#gerard-butler
#huffy-pants
#install
#memes
#software
#sparta
#woodring-field-background
3,051 3/11/2007 lazy
pants: DIG MY HOLE FOR ME
pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#bong
#hole
#lazy
#pants-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
3,052 3/12/2007 allah your own akbar
deuce: HOW ABOUT SOME FRUIT PUNCH pants: MY BONER (RISING SLOWLY ON THE HORIZON) deuce: US BEING GAY ALONE = BAD, US BEING GAY IN PUBLIC = FINE pants: YEAH KINDA deuce: SORT OF pants: THIS, READ ALOUD IN COURTROOM
deuce
pants
#allah
#boner
#court
#deuce-pants
#eye-injury
#muhammad
#photo-background
#weird-pants-face
3,053 3/13/2007 being myself / jerkcity goes to war
spigot: I'VE LEARNED THE VALUE OF SIMPLY BEING MYSELF pants: (BONG NOISES) spigot: CAN I COME BACK TO THE GAY CLUB OR HAVE I BEEN EXCLUDED pants: (BEATOFF NOISES, WAS RE: HUALGHUALGHAG HAULG HUALGHULAG SPIT SPIT HMM CAT HAIR ?? WEIRD AHLGHULAHGULUHALGL AG LUHALUG HUALAHG spigot: [REDACTED] pants: JERKCITY GOES TO WAR
pants
spigot
#bong-noises
#cat-hair
#eye-injury
#gay
#pants-spigot
#red-x
#redacted-text
#woodring-stairs-background
3,054 3/14/2007 watch him poo
pants: WATCH ME POO dick: LEAVE IT IN A CURLY PILE ON THE FLOOR AND RUB IT ON YOUR FACE LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE deuce: A COIL LIKE QUETZALCOATL ONLY IT'S REAL POO AND IT ISN'T GOD-LIKE AT ALL pants: STILL: BOWING DOWN deuce: IT'S THE WISE THING TO DO (DESCARTES SAYS SO) pants: I'LL BOW TO HIM TOO IN A MINUTE (STILL WORKING ON THE FIRST ONE)
deuce
dick
pants
#badly-pasted-title
#descartes
#deuce-dick-pants
#eye-injury
#huffy-pants
#photo-background
#poo
#purple-x
#quetzalcoatl
#spam
#title-mismatch
3,055 3/15/2007 where's my fucking dinner
dick: WHERE'S MY FUCKING WIFE? deuce: SHE WASN'T WORKING IN THE KITCHEN SO I COOKED HER deuce: VOTE KUCINICH dick: WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO FOR DINNER NOW? deuce: I'LL SHIT HER OUT SHORTLY
deuce
dick
#deuce-dick
#dinner
#eye-injury
#mountain-background
#politics
#shit
#vore
#voting
#wife
3,056 3/16/2007 the contents of my mouth
pants: SLOWLY SUCKING THE COCK EVEN THOUGH I CAN CLEARLY MAKE OUT AIDS BUGS CRAWLING ALL OVER THE FUCKING THING deuce: DUDE THOSE ARE ANTS -- I FELL ASLEEP NEAR AN ANTHILL deuce: YOU KNOW I DON'T THINK I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE deuce: WHAT DID I JUST SAY pants: THE CONTENTS OF MY MOUTH: MOOSHED UP ANTS, PRE-COME, SPITTLE
deuce
pants
#aids
#ants
#cocksucking
#cyan-x
#deuce-pants
#deucegrin
#eye-injury
#insect-eating
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
3,057 3/17/2007 smile, take pictures
: pants (left); spigot the motherfuckin' bear (right) pants: I WILL BE THE SERIAL RAPIST AND YOU WILL BE THE JAPANESE SCHOOLGIRL AND THE REST OF YOU SMILE AND TAKE PICTURES spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE FARTS BUT NOT FOR THE INSPIRIATIONAL MESSAGE I INTENDED FOR THEM TO DELIVER
pants
spigot
#caption
#eye-injury
#farts
#japan
#magenta-x
#mousehole
#pants-spigot
#purple-x
#rape
#spigot-points
#spigot-the-bear
#weird-pants-face
3,058 3/18/2007 sun day
atandt: SUNDAY IS THE HOLY DAY PEOPLE deuce: SHUT
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#eye-injury
#religion
#sfw
#shut
#sunday
#woodring-field-background
3,059 3/19/2007 but
spigot: BUT I WAS DRAGGING HIM TO THE HOSPITAL??????????
spigot
#eye-injury
#red-x
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
3,060 3/20/2007 hadron
deuce: IN THE BOTTOM pants: CAN WE GET HOT DOGS THERE (MUSTARD, RELISH) deuce: HADRON IS A TYPE OF SUBATOMIC PARTICLE AND NOT SURPRISINGLY I SPELL IT "HARDON" deuce: ACCIDENTALLY QUITE A LOT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#eye-injury
#hot-dogs
#mustard
#physics
#woodring-stairs-background
3,061 3/21/2007 wonder bread
spigot: DREAMING I'M SLEEPWALKING INTO THE TOILET AND WIPING MY ASS WITH SLICES OF WONDER BREAD?????? spigot: I AM TRULY SICKENING MYSELF AT THIS POINT spigot: NOTHING LEFT TO DO BUT GO AROUND THE ROOM ASKING FOR DONATIONS
spigot
#dream
#eye-injury
#spigot-solo
#toilet
#woodring-stairs-background
3,062 3/22/2007 small paddle boat
spigot: TRYING TO ADMIRE MY OWN HARDON spigot: I THOUGHT A DINGUS WAS A SMALL PADDLE BOAT
spigot
#censored
#eye-injury
#red-x
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
3,063 3/23/2007 i got what you need, baby
deuce: HEY deuce: PLEASE DO NOT MAKE A MESS IN THERE spigot: NO CENSORSHIP pants: COCK FOR BONGHITS atandt: DO I HAVE A MOUSETRAP ON MY DICK (YES/NO)? pants: GOT WHAT YOU NEED BABY
atandt
deuce
pants
spigot
#atandt-deuce-pants-spigot
#badly-pasted-title
#bonghit
#eye-injury
#fighting-irish-pose
#law-and-order
#mousetrap
#photo-background
#red-x
#television-background
#y-n
3,064 3/24/2007 get your fucking hand up there
spigot: HANDS UP WHO THINKS I'M PRETTY deuce: SHUT UP atandt: BLEAT spigot: GET YOUR FUCKING HAND UP THERE *BEEP*
atandt
deuce
spigot
#atandt-deuce-spigot
#deja-vu
#eye-injury
#fighting-irish-pose
#groin-injury
#woodring-stairs-background
3,065 3/25/2007 guess motherfuckin' who
deuce: DON'T LOOK NOW BUT GUESS WHO BEAT OFF pants: OH I HOPE THE ANSWER IS PIE
deuce
pants
#beating-off
#deuce-pants
#eye-injury
#pie
#single-panel
#woodring-field-background
3,066 3/26/2007 so can i have it like that (yes you can)
pants: SO CAN I HAVE IT LIKE THAT deuce: YES YOU CAN
deuce
pants
#dark-red-x
#deuce-pants
#eye-injury
#sfw
#urinal-background
3,067 3/27/2007 we three kings / cleared my browser cache
pants: SHE WAS SO UGLY spigot: WE THREE KINGS OF ORIENT ARE pants: T PANTS HOW UGLY spigot: SOMETHING SOMETHING GAYS AND THEIR PRICKS pants: SHE WAS SO UGLY I HAD TO CLEAR MY BROWSER CACHE
pants
spigot
#browser-cache
#eye-injury
#pants-spigot
#singing
#ugly
#woodring-den-background
3,068 3/28/2007 just that good
pants: IS THAT A WII REMOTE STICKING OUT OF YOUR ASS pants: HOW CAN YOU EVEN PLAY TIGER WOODS GOLF WITH THAT THING STU--OH pants: OH WOW deuce: I'M GOOD
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#eye-injury
#golf
#huffy-pants
#red-x
#wii
#woodring-field-background
3,069 3/29/2007 garfield
spigot: THAT GARFIELD!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! ALWAYS IN THE LASAGNA!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! spigot: T PANTS I WANT HIM AND ODIE TO GET ALONG spigot: OH YEAH HE SLEEPS LIKE THAT pants: ZZZ
pants
spigot
#eye-injury
#garfield
#lasagna
#pants-sleeping
#pants-spigot
#photo-background
#red-x
#sfw
3,070 3/30/2007 wikipedia sucks
dick: MY EDITS WERE CONSIDERED UNHELPFUL OR UNCONSTRUCTIVE pants: THAT'S AWFUL
dick
pants
#dick-pants
#title-mismatch
#wikipedia
#woodring-field-background
3,071 3/31/2007 hard hat
:Jerkcity is love. Oh, oh, you should really be wearing a hardhat in here. dick: T DEUCE YOU "SUNK" MY "BATTLESHIP" dick: BUT NOT PANTS - YOU FLOAT MY BOAT, GIRL deuce: GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE pants: COVERED IN URINE
deuce
dick
pants
#battleship
#caption
#deuce-dick-pants
#eye-injury
#green-x
#milli-vanilli
#prose
#urine
#woodring-stairs-background
3,072 4/1/2007 christ on a motherfucking cross
spigot: I OFFICIALLY DISKLIKE DICK spigot: APRIL FOOLS HURBLE DUH deuce: CHRIST ON A MOTHERFUCKING CROSS spigot: DO YOU SUCK DICKS WITH THAT MOUTH???????????????
deuce
spigot
#april-fools
#bonequest-hi-fi
#christ
#deuce-spigot
#dick
#dicksucking
#drunk-deuce
#eye-injury
#mountain-background
#not-gay
#typo
3,073 4/2/2007 fighting, beating off, fighting some more
pants: [REDACTED](THANKS) pants: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS pants: MY KNUCKLES ARE BRUISED FROM FIGHTING AND BEATING OFF IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS
pants
#faggots
#muppets
#pants-solo
#redacted-text
#solarized
#woodring-stairs-background
3,074 4/3/2007 patiently waiting for a sign
: Featured here: Spigot (left) AKA "Spigot the Bear", Deuce (right) AKA [REDACTED] same individual affiliated with crime-fighting duo [REDACTED] Do not approach without backup. spigot: WAITING FOR COCKS deuce: COCKS spigot: THERE THEY ARE
pants
spigot
#angry-panel
#caption
#cocks
#deuce-spigot
#eye-injury
#fisting
#redacted-text
#spigot-the-bear
#woodring-stairs-background
3,075 4/4/2007 bulletproof
pants: LOOK AT ME THAT WAY pants: IT IS WHAT YOU THINK IT IS pants: [REDACTED] [REDACTED] LET'S GO MOTHERFUCKER atandt: WHO YA TALKIN' TO
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#censored
#groin-injury
#red-x
#redacted-text
#woodring-stairs-background
3,076 4/5/2007 original research
pants: HISTORIC BONERS pants: HUNGRY FOR LEARNING ABOUT THE WORLD I LIVE IN pants: THIS JUST IN: TOILETS uncredited caveman: [REDACTED] {{ORIGINAL RESEARCH}} [REDACTED] {{CITATION STYLE}}
pants
#boners
#pants-solo
#redacted-text
#renaissance-man
#this-just-in
#toilet
#uncredited-character
#wikipedia
#woodring-field-background
3,077 4/6/2007 which one are you
pants: WHICH ONE ARE YOU atandt: I'M STUCK IN A LOG atandt: I'M STUCK IN A LOG pants: WHICH ONE ARE YOU pants: WHICH ONE ARE YOU atandt: I'M STUCK IN A LOG atandt: I'M STUCK IN A LOG pants: WHICH ONE ARE YOU atandt: I'M STUCK IN A LOG pants: WHICH ONE ARE YOU atandt: I'M STUCK IN A LOG pants: WHICH ONE ARE YOU
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#fighting-irish-pose
#groin-injury
#hollow-log
#log
#mountain-background
#multipants
#multiplicity
#repetition
#sfw
#which-one-are-you
3,078 4/7/2007 pplfflk ghrpth
pants: THE MYSTERY POO spigot: PPLFFLK GHRPTH MAY HAVE A CLUE HERE PTHTHTL BLTPGLGKG
pants
spigot
#eye-injury
#pants-spigot
#poo
#woodring-stairs-background
3,079 4/8/2007 protocols of the elders of jerkcity
pants: NO TWO MEMBERS DRESS ALIKE deuce: THE PROTOCOLS OF THE ELDERS OF JERKCITY pants: SYMBOLS OF TEENAGE REBELLION deuce: I'M WORRIED THAT I BLOW GOATS WHEN I'M ASLEEP pants: THIS MEANS WAR deuce: ZZZZZZZZZ GHLAGHLAGHAGHL ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ AGHLGHAGHAGHLAGHLG
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#eye-injury
#huffy-pants
#the-protocols-of-the-elders-of-zion
#urinal-background
3,080 4/9/2007 keep off the grass
: The editors of Jerkcity respectfully request that you use the wanking chamber instead of masturbating on the lawn. Thank you. dick: IF GOD HADN'T MEANT FOR ME TO SUCK DICKS HE WOULDN'T HAVE MADE THEM DICK-SHAPED deuce: AMEN BROTHER deuce: I MEAN GROSS, FAG
deuce
dick
#caption
#deuce-dick
#dicks
#eye-injury
#fag
#fag-trap
#not-gay
#prose
#wanking-chamber
#woodring-room-background
3,081 4/10/2007 more or less
net: HOW ABOUT IF WE ALL MORE OR LESS JUST PISS ON EACH OTHER deuce: I WOULD RECOMMEND A SERIES OF SLUICES AND AQUEDUCTS TO FACILIATE OUR PISS PARTIES IN THE FUTURE net: CONSULTING THE PHOENICIANS, WHO INVENTED IRRIGATION (net): WRITING THE CITY COUNCIL REGARDING A PISS DISTRIBUTION SYSTEM deuce: T NET YOU'RE THINKING OF THE PISSIGOTHS
deuce
net
#aqueduct
#deuce-net
#engineering
#eye-injury
#history
#hydrology
#mousehole
#piss
#pissing
#sluice
#urine
#whisper
#woodring-room-background
3,082 4/11/2007 all my online dongs
: SPIGOT THE BEAR : NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LOST LUGGAGE spigot: HI TO ALL MY ONLINE DONGS spigot: SIR YOU'RE REALLY HURTING ME NOW
spigot
#caption
#dongs
#eye-injury
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
#violence
#violent-disapproval
#woodring-field-background
3,083 4/12/2007 boozy mctypo
spigot: YOUR NEW NAME IS BOOZY MCTYPO deuce: THOUGHT SO
deuce
spigot
#alcohol
#eye-injury
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
3,084 4/13/2007 thought you said
spigot: WHAT'S THIS ABOUT DICKS NOW spigot: MORE PIZZA AND BEER PLEASE MY TROUSERS ARE FALLING DOWN spigot: SORRY THOUGHT YOU SAID DICKS
spigot
#deja-vu
#eye-injury
#photo-background
#pizza
#spigot-solo
#spiro-agnew
3,085 4/14/2007 every other week
pants: MAYBE BJORK WILL BEAT ME OFF (GOES OUT FRONT DOOR) deuce: THIS HAPPENS EVERY OTHER WEEK
deuce
pants
#bjork
#deuce-pants
#eye-injury
#handjob
#woodring-stairs-background
3,086 4/15/2007 masturbating on the lawn
spigot: WHEN WILL I BE PRETTY pants: IN ABOUT TWO MINUTES HERE HUFF HUFF deuce: GROSS YOU GUYS GOT STICKY STUFF ALL OVER pants: DID NOT deuce: WHAT'S *THIS* THEN pants: I'M SURE I DON'T KNOW
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#eye-injury
#mountain-background
#semen
3,087 4/16/2007 tennessee
pants: WELL I HOPE YOU BROUGHT ENOUGH ROOFIES FOR EVERYBODY deuce: EVERYBODY BUT YOU deuce: YOU GET TO BE AWAKE DURING THE PROCEDURE pants: I AM THE DEFACTO FONDLER spigot: IS THAT ANTIBACTERIAL HANDSOAP
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#eye-injury
#huffy-pants
#mousehole
#red-x
#roofies
#woodring-room-background
3,088 4/17/2007 georgia
deuce: I'M AN EN-DASH deuce: USE ME SPARINGLY pants: I'LL JUST WEAR HIS SKIN THEN deuce: WHO YA TALKIN' TO
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#en-dash
#eye-injury
#georgia
#woodring-den-background
3,089 4/18/2007 fuck a duck
: KNOW THIS, DEAR READER, THAT SPIGOT AND DEUCE HAD THEIR EYESIGHT COMPLETELY RESTORED AND THERE WAS NO NEED FOR ANYBODY TO DRAW ANY MORE RED X'S EVER AGAIN. deuce: FUCK A DUCK : HE'S ALL THINKING, "DUH, I LOVE DICK" spigot: YOU AND YOUR POTTY MOUTH ARE GOING TO BE THE END OF JERKCITY deuce: APPLE BAPPLE
deuce
spigot
#angry-panel
#apple-bapple
#bestiality
#caption
#deuce-spigot
#duck
#end-of-bonequest
#eye-injury
#fuck-a-duck
#prose
#red-x
#reduplication
#watch-the-profanity
#wikipedia
#woodring-stairs-background
3,090 4/19/2007 in your mouth
deuce: DAMN I WANNA BE YOUR LOVER deuce: T ATANDT NOT YOU atandt: T DEUCE WHEW deuce: T ATANDT COCKS
atandt
deuce
#a-love-story
#atandt-deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#cocks
#drunk-deuce
#poking
#uncategorized-background
3,091 4/20/2007 he doesn't know how to wangs
deuce: WHO'S OUT THERE spigot: WANGS deuce: PLEASED TO MEET YOU, WANGS spigot: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WANGS
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#infocom
#text-parser
#wangs
#woodring-room-background
3,092 4/21/2007 good to be home
spigot: IT'S GOOD TO BE HOME!! WHIRRRRR ***FLOOOSOOOOSHH*** OH GOD pants: RING RING RING RING BEEEEEEP DID YOU GET THE URINE CLICK
pants
spigot
#mousehole
#pants-spigot
#physical-comedy
#urine
#woodring-room-background
3,093 4/22/2007 not me
spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND MY BALLS OUT UNTO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE spigot: THE AMERICAN PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES deuce: NOT ME spigot: HI deuce: I SAID NOT ME
deuce
spigot
#balls
#deuce-spigot
#nuts-of-spigot
#usa
#woodring-field-background
3,094 4/23/2007 hard and fast
pants: HELP pants: HELP I'M STUCK deuce: I'LL YANK YOU OUT deuce: (WHICH AMOUNTS TO PISSING ON YOUR FACE) pants: STUCK HARD AND FAST HERE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#photo-background
#piss
3,095 4/24/2007 space cakes
pants: I SEE YOU SUCKING spigot: WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE, I'LL SPY THROUGH THIS TINY HOLE spigot: SUCK DICK pants: SPACE CAKES FIRST spigot: YES SUCK DICK pants: ALSO I WANT A PISS AND AN UNDERAGE BLOWJOB (WHATEVER THAT IS)
pants
spigot
#dicksucking
#huffy-pants
#mountain-background
#pants-spigot
#peephole
#piss
#space-cakes
#spigot-points
3,096 4/25/2007 holy yes
pants: .SHOUT CCHHEECCKK YYOOUURR DDUUPPLLEEXX SSWWIITTCCHH deuce: HOLY YES spigot: POINTERS TO FUNCTIONS PEOPLE deuce: POINTERS TO MEMBER FUNCTIONS PEOPLE deuce: IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN deuce: T SPIGOT AND I THINK YOU DO spigot: I CAN'T SEE
deuce
pants
spigot
#c
#deuce-pants-spigot
#modem
#programming
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
3,097 4/26/2007 secrets revealed
dick: WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?!?!? deuce: T DICK FROM WOMEN'S TUMMIES (THAT'S WHY I TURNED GAY)
deuce
dick
#deuce-dick
#pregnancy
#woodring-field-background
3,098 4/27/2007 already in progress
deuce: THEY'RE IN YOUR FACE LADY deuce: SLAPPING AROUND AND MAKING YOU WISH YOU HADN'T ASKED pants: OH YEAH THAT THING deuce: T PANTS THAT IS THE BEAUTY OF RELATIVITY !!!!!! THEY'RE IN EVERYONE'S FACES !!!!!!
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#violence
#woodring-field-background
3,099 4/28/2007 a moral dilemma
net: IT'S A MORAL DILEMMA net: ALSO A BABY PUMPING LEMMA deuce: PARSE ERROR BEFORE LEMMA
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#lemma
#nurk
#parse-error
#plant-photo-background
3,100 4/29/2007 unfold him
pants: IT IS WRONG TO WRECK HOOKERS dick: WHAT'S MY FUCKING PROBLEM deuce: YOU'RE OLD pants: THEY ARE A COMMUNITY RESOURCE AND A NATIONAL TREASURE pants: UNFOLD ME
deuce
dick
pants
#deuce-dick-pants
#prostitute
3,101 4/30/2007 my own ashtray
pants: DO I NEED TO BRING MY OWN ASHTRAY dick: TAKING A NUMBER deuce: WHAT (YES) dick: MY MY pants: PUTT PUTT PUTT PUTT PUTT HERE COMES MY FACE
deuce
dick
pants
#ashtray
#deuce-dick-pants
#photo
#photo-background
#picture
#plant
#putt
#urinal-background
3,102 5/1/2007 really lean in
pants: SDFHGLDIYFDL;FH?!?!?!?!S;DFKLGH pants: LISTEN TO THE SOUND OF MY DONG pants: REALLY LEAN IN (BUT HOLD ONTO THE GUARD RAIL) deuce: RIGHT IN THE {THING WORDS COME OUT OF} pants: POUNDING THEM DOWN pants: PUTT PUTT PUTT I LIKES IT LIKE THAT pants: WE ALL LIKES IT LIKES THAT
deuce
pants
#custom-background
#deuce-pants
#multiple-backgrounds
#photo
#putt
#uncategorized-mosaic-background
#urinal-background
3,103 5/2/2007 the saving throw rapist
deuce: FLAP FLAP FLAP deuce: WAIT I ROLLED THE SIX STOP IT deuce: OW THAT'S NOT FAIR OOF I MADE MY SAVING THROW UNNNNGH
deuce
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#dungeons-and-dragons
#flappity-bats
#mountain-background
#sfw
#title-mismatch
3,104 5/3/2007 optimizing shaders
pants: OPTIMIZING SHADERS pants: WHICH ONE ARE YOU AGAIN spigot: TO SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PISS spigot: PERCHANCE TO JERK pants: I EAT MY OWN SHIT AND I VOTE
pants
spigot
#computer-graphics
#coprophagia
#pants-spigot
#piss
#shakespeare
#which-one-are-you
3,105 5/4/2007 thanks to you
deuce: COCKS spigot: SOAKING WET THANKS TO YOU
deuce
spigot
#bunny
#deuce-spigot
#woodring-field-background
3,106 5/5/2007 no need for the rough stuff
spigot: SHE WHIP-WHAPPED MY VISA CARD IN THE CLONKY LITTLE MACHINE IN A WAY THAT SUGGESTED I WAS NOT JUST ANOTHER BLOWJOB ENTHUSIAST spigot: THEN I GUESS SHE FELT WE NEEDED SOME TIME APART???? spigot: SIR MY ARM pants: WE WERE TIPPING THE WHOLE TIME SO THERE'S NO NEED FOR THE ROUGH STUFF
pants
spigot
#badly-pasted-title
#blur
#credit-card
#edited
#mountain-background
#pants-spigot
#relationships
#violent-disapproval
3,107 5/6/2007 pure terror
deuce: DON'T THINK JUST KISS ME pants: NOT IF YOU TAKE MONEY FROM GEORGE SOROS deuce: BUT ONLY A LITTLE pants: ALSO TAKE OFF YOUR HIJAB AND LET ME SEE YOUR PRETTY PRETTY OH GOD YOU'RE A MONSTER deuce: LOVE GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO BE FREE pants: OH GOD TENACLES AND TOO MANY EYES AND A BEAK pants: WHY IS YOUR MOUTH A CUNT AND YOUR CUNT A CUNT pants: PURE TERROR pants: GOING INTO SHOCK : PANTS HAS BEEN SENDING MESSAGES TO YOU TOO RAPIDLY, AND IS NOW BEING IGNORED
deuce
pants
#cunt
#deja-vu
#deuce-pants
#george-soros
#islam
#politics
#too-rapidly
#typo
#woodring-field-background
3,108 5/7/2007 beatoffable
spigot: CRYSTAL RAY ***AND*** LAUREN PHOENIX?????????? deuce: LAUREN PHOENIX AND HER DEEP DUMB VOICE spigot: T DEUCE YOU TAKE THAT BACK (STOPPING MID BEATOFF) deuce: HEY IT'S BEATOFFABLE I'M JUST SAYIN' IS ALL spigot: AS LONG AS WE'RE IN AGREEMENT THAT LINDSAY MEADOWS NEEDS MAKEUP
deuce
spigot
#badly-pasted-title
#beating-off
#crystal-ray
#deuce-spigot
#lauren-phoenix
#lindsay-meadows
#porn
#trs-80
#uncategorized-mosaic-background
#zork
3,109 5/8/2007 come to terms with your crinkly dick (you need to)
deuce: WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE NOW THAT YOU CALLED MY DICK "CRINKLY" pants: I THINK YOU NEED TO COME TO TERMS WITH YOUR CRINKLY DICK deuce: THAT IS JUST SO UNACCEPTABLE I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN pants: JUST TUCK IT BETWEEN YOUR LEGS deuce: I CAN BUT ONLY WHEN EXTREMELY FLACCID pants: RIGHT, WHEN IT'S HARD THERE'S NO CHANCE THAT'LL HAPPEN pants: EXCEPT WITH A HAMMER deuce: RIGHT pants: OR CHOMPY TEETH deuce: A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN
deuce
pants
#chompy
#crinkly
#deuce-pants
#dick
#drunk-deuce
#heaven
#huffy-pants
#mountain-background
#weird-pants-face
3,110 5/9/2007 fag academy
pants: HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF JERKCITY WE CALL THIS THING: FAG UNIVERSITY pants: F-F-F-FAG SCHOOL (DID I STUTTER) pants: EARN A DEGREE IN HLUAGHUALGH ALUAGHULAG BLGHABLGHBNAG FAHLUGHALUGH NUGGGGGGGH
pants
#academics
#fag
#mountain-background
#multiple-backgrounds
#nuggh
#pants-solo
#title-mismatch
3,111 5/10/2007 aka spigot the bear
: Below: Spigot AKA Spigot the Bear spigot: YOU ARE CORKING ME WITH A SODA CAN AND IT REALLY HURTS deuce: IT IS THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL STOP SINGING THE ARMOR HOT DOGS SONG spigot: PRINGLES
deuce
spigot
#branding
#caption
#corking
#deuce-spigot
#hot-dogs
#insertion
#pringles
#spigot-the-bear
#violent-disapproval
#woodring-stairs-background
3,112 5/11/2007 way ahead of you
pants: LICK A FATTY FOR ME spigot: WAY AHEAD OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (UNDERNEATH YOU)
pants
spigot
#dicklicking
#fat
#pants-spigot
#single-panel
#white-background
3,113 5/12/2007 can you dig it
spigot: JERKCITY.CGI WAS NOT FOUND ON THIS SERVER pants: HELLO spigot: HYPERVENTILATING pants: IS THIS THING ON spigot: CALLING THE ENCLAVE pants: HELLLLOOOOOO
pants
spigot
#enclave
#filename
#hyperventilating
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#viscera
#woodring-field-background
3,114 5/13/2007 in which deuce commits suicide and spigot beats off anyway
deuce: I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF UNLESS ONE OF YOU GUYS FUCK ME !!!!!! spigot: CAN I HAVE YOUR PENTHOUSES deuce: BLAM spigot: THESE ARE BLACK TAILS : DEUCE FUCKS YOU EVEN FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE
deuce
spigot
#blood
#death-and-return-of-deuce
#deuce-likes-black-chicks
#deuce-spigot
#red-x
#suicide
#title-mismatch
#white-background
3,115 5/14/2007 a funeral for deuce
pants: WATCH ME POO ozone: COCK OF THE FUCK OF THE SHIT OF THE DICK
ozone
pants
#cock-of-the-fuck
#death-and-return-of-deuce
#ozone-pants
#poo
#title-mismatch
#white-background
3,116 5/15/2007 reading of the will
spigot: I HAVE NO MONEY FOR FOOD OR RENT spigot: IF NOBODY MINDS I'M JUST GOING TO SNAP INTO THIS SLIM JIM spigot: HOMPTH
spigot
#death-and-return-of-deuce
#sfw
#snap-into-a-slim-jim
#spigot-solo
#title-mismatch
#woodring-field-background
3,117 5/16/2007 deuce, resurrected!
deuce: I AM UNDER NO OBLIGATION TO LICK THAT DICK (EYEING DICK NERVOUSLY) deuce: WHO SAID THAT deuce: MOTHER IS THAT YOU
deuce
#caption
#death-and-return-of-deuce
#deuce-solo
#dicklicking
#mother
#woodring-room-background
3,118 5/17/2007 a beautiful world
deuce: A BEAUTIFUL GAY WORLD pants: INDEED IT IS pants: DEAR LORD PLEASE TAKE MISTER BUNNY UP TO HEAVEN deuce: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH pants: BUNNY HEAVEN
deuce
pants
#bunny
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#gay
#heaven
#simpsons
#woodring-field-background
3,119 5/18/2007 tired of you people
spigot: TIRED OF YOU PEOPLE NOT TAKING ME SERIOUSLY deuce: TRACKBACKS: 0 pants: COMMENTS: 0
deuce
pants
spigot
#blog
#deuce-pants-spigot
#woodring-field-background
3,120 5/19/2007 check for yourself
pants: I'M EIGHT BIT CLEAN pants: T DEUCE TURN ME OVER AND CHECK FOR YOURSELF) deuce: T PANTS I WILL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT
deuce
pants
#badly-pasted-title
#clean
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#uncategorized-mosaic-background
#weird-pants-face
3,121 5/20/2007 more is more
spigot: EVERYBODY INTO MY FACE deuce: WON'T FIT pants: YEE HAW spigot: COME ON YOU GUYS spigot: LESS IS NOT MORE, MORE IS MORE deuce: HLBALHBAHLALHABHHABLAHBBHAL pants: GHLAHGLUAHLGAG
deuce
pants
spigot
#badly-pasted-title
#deuce-pants-spigot
#photo-background
#sfw
#typo
#uncategorized-mosaic-background
3,122 5/21/2007 someone do something
spigot: CAN SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE ABSENCE OF DICK IN MY FACE deuce: T SPIGOT I'M HERE FOR YOU pants: WAIT pants: HOLD ON pants: HOLLOW IT OUT AND HAVE SEX WITH THE HOLE YOU MADE
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dicks
#woodring-room-background
3,123 5/22/2007 not working
spigot: THIS DICK/PRICK DIET IS *****NOT WORKING***** deuce: DUDE YOU ARE NOT EATING THE PRESCRIBED FOODS
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dicks
#diet
#medicine
#pricks
#woodring-stairs-background
3,124 5/23/2007 weather supercenter
deuce: IT'S NICE AND COOL TODAY PEOPLE GAY deuce: OVERCAST AND MODERATELY GAY deuce: CHANCES OF LIGHT JIZZING TOWARD THE EVENING deuce: OKAY HEAVY JIZZING I ADMIT spigot: I DON'T LIKE THIS WEATHER SUPERCENTER
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#extra-white-space
#jizz
#uncategorized-background
#weather-report
#wx
3,125 5/24/2007 chopping them in half
: It was only much later that we realized John Wayne was not a very convenient signpost, even with all the excellent navigational aids available in Heaven. spigot: CAN WE DECAPITATE THE WHALES OR IS THAT JUST CHOPPING THEM IN HALF spigot: NOT SURE WHERE THE HEAD IS
spigot
#beheading
#caption
#john-wayne
#prose
#spigot-solo
#whale
#woodring-stairs-background
3,126 5/25/2007 it's all good
deuce: ONRAPEBEGINS, ONRAPECONTINUES, ONRAPEENDS, ONTHROATCUT pants: HANDY deuce: YES IT'S QUITE CONVENIENT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#event
#programming
#rape
#woodring-room-background
3,127 5/26/2007 an awfully important announcement
deuce: CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR ATTENTION deuce: GHGHGHGHG THAT IS ALL deuce: NO FRATERNIZING WITH THE STAFF
deuce
#announcement
#deuce-solo
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
3,128 5/27/2007 somebody
deuce: SOMEONE ISN'T SUCKING ENOUGH DICK RIGHT NOW deuce: OKAY IT'S ME
deuce
#columbine
#deuce-solo
#dicksucking
#photo-background
3,129 5/28/2007 please call my bbs
spigot: I SWEAR I BOTTLED UP ALL MY URINE spigot: PUT DOWN THE STICK spigot: I CAN BE QUIET spigot: PLEASE CALL MY BBS
spigot
#bbs
#chinese
#deja-vu
#extra-white-space
#funny-face-drink
#spigot-solo
#uncategorized-background
#urine
3,130 5/29/2007 a work of art or creation of nature
atandt: LET ME SHOW YOU MY FINE ASS atandt: NOT IN ANY GAY SORT OF WAY atandt: JUST AS A WORK OF ART OR CREATION OF NATURE, AS IT WERE atandt: BEHOLD
atandt
#apple-ii
#atandt-solo
#bonequest-hi-fi
#fighting-irish-pose
#manass
#not-gay
#smurfenstein-background
3,131 5/30/2007 beautiful music
deuce: PEER DEEP INTO MY EYES pants: I MUST LEAN IN CLOSE IF I AM TO DO THAT !!!! EXCITED, DROOLING
deuce
pants
#a-love-story
#deuce-pants
#drool
#mousehole
#plant
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
3,132 5/31/2007 jamming or jabbing
deuce: WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT THE SUPREME COURT spigot: I'M BEING INDECENT OVER HERE IN THE LADIES' ROOM spigot: DO I SAY THE DONG IS "JAMMING" INTO MY FACE OR JUST "JABBING" spigot: I'M / JUST / WILD / ABOUT / BONERS
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#judy-garland
#singing
#urinal-background
3,133 6/1/2007 licking something
spigot: HANG IN THERE BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: DEXATRIM deuce: LICKING (SOMETHING)
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dexatrim
#drugs
#friday
#licking
#woodruing-room-background
3,134 6/2/2007 your friend in the diamond business
spigot: OH BOY HERE'S SPIGOT AGAIN spigot: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP spigot: BAM BAM BAM BAM WAKE UP IN STALL 2 spigot: I'M YOUR FRIEND IN THE DIAMOND BUSINESS spigot: OKAY SLIPPING MY BUSINESS CARD UNDER THE DOOR SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW ME spigot: PLEASE LET GO OF MY PANT LEG spigot: HOLY spigot: *BONK*
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#mountain-background
#oh-boy
#shane-company
#spigot-again
#spigot-solo
#stall-bamming
#toilet-antics
3,135 6/3/2007 be more of a fag to me
spigot: BE MORE OF A FAG TO ME deuce: I AM ALL FAGGED OUT deuce: I WILL HAVE TO BE STRAIGHT FOR TWENTY MINUTES WHILE MY FAG BATTERIES (FAGGERIES) RECHARGE pants: I AM JUST GETTING STARTED HOWEVER
deuce
pants
spigot
#batteries
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-pants-spigot
#fag
#straight
#woodring-den-background
3,136 6/4/2007 except with dicks
pants: I'M LIKE A CHOCOHOLIC EXCEPT WITH DICKS deuce: SO THAT WOULD BE A DICKAHOLIC IF I'VE DONE MY MATH
deuce
pants
#chocolate
#deuce-pants
#dick
#magneto
#screenshot-background
#x-men
3,137 6/5/2007 so am i
atandt: WHO IS UP FOR SOME ASSHOPPING deuce: BUH atandt: I'M ATANDT deuce: SO AM I
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#identity-crisis
#star-wars
#white-background
3,138 6/6/2007 you've got to beat that bear off
: NAME SPIGOT : VOICE #2: WHAT SHOULD WE DO : VOICE #1: YOU'VE GOT TO BEAT THAT BEAR OFF! TAKE THIS STICK spigot: WHAT DOES THIS DO?!?!?!!? spigot: OW
spigot
#beating-off
#caption
#mousehole
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
#woodring-room-background
3,139 6/7/2007 they will pay for what they have done
spigot: IS THAT ANY WAY TO BEHAVE deuce: THEY WILL PAY FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE deuce: WITH THE BLOOD OF THEIR CHILDREN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: T SPIGOT UH deuce: T SPIGOT HI deuce: T SPIGOT WHAT HAPPENED
deuce
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#children
#cropped
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#mousehole
#poo
#woodring-room-background
3,140 6/8/2007 t spigot oh
deuce: HELP spigot: T DEUCE DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I AM TRYING TO JERK HERE deuce: T SPIGOT OH deuce: T SPIGOT I HAVE TO HANG UP NOW (spigot): I CAN SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW deuce: GOODBYE spigot: YOU SAID YOU DON'T HAVE CABLE BUT YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY JERKING TO MSNBC
deuce
spigot
#cropped
#deuce-spigot
#msnbc
#no-title-card
#title-mismatch
#whisper
#woodring-stairs-background
3,141 6/9/2007 hello okay you know what to do
: ULDA : |ERE pants: pants: HELLO pants: OKAY (pants): YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
pants
#badly-pasted-title
#cropped
#dj-rapekit
#grey-background
#pants-solo
#sfw
#whisper
#you-know-what-to-do
3,142 6/10/2007 ghostbusters
(pants): YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO deuce: DO YOU EVER BEAT OFF AND THEN SHOUT I LIKE TO WHACK IT pants: NO I SHOUT GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTBUSTERS deuce: SENATOR CLINTON THIS QUESTION IS FOR YOU pants: WHO YA GONNA CALL deuce: I LIKE TO WHACK IT
deuce
spigot
#cropped
#deuce-pants
#ghostbusters
#hillary-clinton
#no-title-card
#politics
#presidential-debate
#whisper
#woodring-stairs-background
#you-know-what-to-do
3,143 6/11/2007 what the hell, man
spigot: HMM spigot: FAT PANTS <CHECK> spigot: GUN <CHECK> spigot: FOLLOW ME FOR FREE HEAD FLAG <CHECK> spigot: QUARTER FOR THAT PHONE IN THAT BAD NEIGHBORHOOD <CHECK>
spigot
#edited
#fatness
#fellatio
#gun
#payphone
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
3,144 6/12/2007 pancakes
deuce: T SPIGOT I CARE VERY MUCH ABOUT YOU spigot: I FEEL LIKE I'VE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE TO HEAR THAT pants: WHO WANTS PANCAKES
deuce
pants
spigot
#badly-pasted-title
#deuce-pants-spigot
#love
#pancakes
#sfw
#wholesome
#woodring-stairs-background
3,145 6/13/2007 slowly filling up
spigot: FOR WANT OF A BEATOFF THE DOPE WAS LOST pants: SLOWLY FILLING UP HER MOUTH WITH PISS
pants
spigot
#dope
#marijuana
#pants-spigot
#piss
#urinal-background
#watersports
3,146 6/14/2007 i'm sure each of you
pants: I'M SURE EACH OF YOU HAS ALREADY SPOTTED YOUR OWN CAR BY NOW pants: SERVICEMEN IN UNIFORM AND CLERGYMEN (IF YOU TAKE BOTH YOU'LL TAKE TOO MUCH) pants: THE STREETS ARE VIRTUALLY DESERTED NOW BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE AFRAID TO BE ON THEM
pants
#bad-crop
#badly-pasted-title
#black-background
#dj-rapekit
#pants-solo
#sfw
#title-mismatch
#weird-pants-face
3,147 6/15/2007 all this can be yours
pants: ALL THIS CAN BE YOURS IF YOU BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP ME pants: MY DONG IS DEPRESSED !!!!!! CHEER IT UP SOMEHOW deuce: FICTION WITH A ****BITE**** pants: JUST A NOSH
deuce
pants
#bow-down-and-worship
#deuce-pants
#dj-rapekit
#newsradio
#viscera
3,148 6/16/2007 liquid sunshine
spigot: I CAN ALSO PISS ON MYSELF AND PRETEND IT'S LIQUID SUNSHINE pants: NUGH spigot: HOOOOO YES MAAM LOOK AT ME I'M PISSING MMMMMM spigot: GOOD SPRINGTIME FRESHNESS IN A SPRAY
pants
spigot
#mousehole
#nuggh
#pants-spigot
#piss
#sunshine
#urine
#watersports
#woodring-room-background
3,149 6/17/2007 murder suicide
pants: MURDER deuce: SUICIDE pants: MURDER/SUICIDE deuce: WE HAVE A WINNER
deuce
pants
#deuce-eating-mouse-cursor
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#mouse-cursor
#murder
#suicide
#woodring-stairs-background
3,150 6/18/2007 take the anal train (dogshit everywhere)
pants: TRACKING DOGSHIT ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE (ALL OVER HIS CREATION) deuce: AND HOLY LORD DID HE MAKE A LOT OF DOGSHIT pants: YOU'RE GOING TO GET SUCH A HUG (A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HUG) deuce: >>>SEXUAL<<< pants: OTHERWISE: ANAL BUS deuce: OR SHOULD WE TAKE THE ANAL TRAIN
deuce
pants
#anal
#deuce-pants
#dogshit
#mouse-cursor
#plant
#title-mismatch
#woodring-field-background
3,151 6/19/2007 my life
pants: SIRS deuce: POSSESSION IS 9/10THS OF THE BATTLE (YO JOE) pants: BUT I UH pants: T DEUCE I JUST NEED YOU TO OPERATE THE PUPPET'S ARMS, GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THE HOLE deuce: FUCK YOU THIS IS **MY** LIFE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#legal
#mountain-background
#mouse-cursor
#possession
#puppet
3,152 6/20/2007 big fat dump
deuce: FUCK ALL OF YOU deuce: CHIRP, CHIRP deuce: IT'S ALMOST LIKE I TOOK A DUMP IN MY PANTS
deuce
#cricket
#deuce-solo
#shit
#woodring-field-background
3,153 6/21/2007 unhelpful edits
deuce: {{YOUAREFAT}} pants: {{SUSPECTED-PEDOPHILE}}
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#mountain-background
#wikipedia
3,154 6/22/2007 your best interest
pants: THESE GUYS TRULY HAVE YOUR BEST INTEREST AS THEIR NUMBER ONE PRIORITY
pants
#dj-rapekit
#multiple-backgrounds
#pants-solo
#sfw
#title-mismatch
3,155 6/23/2007 a bear named spigot
spigot: LUHHHHHHHHHHH HUHHHHHHHHHH spigot: I'M A DUMB PISSFACE spigot: I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE
spigot
#pissface
#spigot-points
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
#woodring-room-background
3,156 6/24/2007 accident owned bounced
: ACCIDENT : r owned : bounced deuce: IT'S TOO HOT TO SPANK IT deuce: BUT IT WON'T BE FOR LONG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: WHOO HOO deuce: HOW DEUCE GOT HIS GROOVE BACK
deuce
#accident
#bounced
#deuce-solo
#groove
#heat-wave
#multiple-backgrounds
#owned
#too-hot-to-jerk
#woodring-field-background
3,157 6/25/2007 a sucking snake
deuce: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS deuce: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS pants: ARE YOU A SUCKING SNAKE deuce: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS NO
deuce
pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#snake
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
3,158 6/26/2007 poem for deuce
deuce: YET ANOTHER IDIOT WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] spigot: HERE'S A POEM FOR THE DEUCE: spigot: WHY DO YOU TALK spigot: IF IT'S NOT ABOUT COCK spigot: THANK YOU
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#poetry
#redacted-text
#the-deuce
#woodring-stairs-background
3,159 6/27/2007 practice dick
pants: FELLATIO PLZ deuce: SHOW ME HOW deuce: ON THIS PRACTICE DICK (NOT A PRACTICE DICK) pants: SOMEBODY WROTE PRACTICE DICK ON IT THOUGH pants: SOMEBODY WITH A SHARPIE deuce: NO MORE TALKING, ONLY ACTING NOW
deuce
pants
#cocksucking
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#sharpie
#woodring-field-background
3,160 6/28/2007 download
spigot: I THOUGHT MAYBE THE BITS COULD BE DOWNLOADED FROM UP YOUR SKIRT
spigot
#nurk
#spigot-solo
#upskirt
#woodring-stairs-background
3,161 6/29/2007 men into position quickly
ozone: AHOY THERE COAST GUARD, I'M THE SAFETY PIRATE! pants: WOULD YOU SHOW US WHAT IT'S LIKE FOR *PEOPLE* IN ZERO GRAVITY? pants: THAT'S VERY INTERESTING atandt: I'M SURE OF COURSE THAT EACH OF YOU HAS ALREADY SPOTTED YOUR OWN CAR BY NOW spigot: SERVICEMEN IN UNIFORM AND CLERGYMEN pants: IF YOU TAKE BOTH, YOU'LL TAKE TOO MUCH atandt: THE STREETS ARE DESERTED BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE AFRAID TO BE ON THEM pants: ARE YOU INTO MARIJUANA? spigot: OF COURSE JUST A MOMENT ozone: IN A PERIOD OF INCREASED TENSION ozone: THE ADVANTAGE GAINED BY FLYING MEN INTO POSITION QUICKLY ozone: MIGHT REPRESENT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SUCCESS AND FAILURE ozone: IN A MILITARY OPERATION spigot: REGARDING THE CORRECT OPERATION OF THE MACHINE pants: DICKS *BEEP* spigot: REGARDING THE CORRECT OPERATION OF THE MACHINE pants: DICKS *BEEP* spigot: REGARDING THE CORRECT OPERATION OF THE MACHINE pants: IF YOU TAKE BOTH, YOU'LL TAKE TOO MUCH atandt: MEN INTO POSITION QUICKLY deuce: BUT NOT NOW deuce: BUT NOT NOW BUT NOT NOW pants: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT atandt: WE DISCUSSED THIS JUST IGNORE HIM AND KEEP GOING pants: I DON'T LIKE LOUD ALARMS ozone: MEN INTO POSITION QUICKLY pants: THAT'S BETTER ozone: MEN INTO POSITION QUICKLY ozone: MEN INTO POSITION QUICKLY atandt: THAT TAKES SOME GETTING USED TO
atandt
deuce
ozone
pants
spigot
#dj-rapekit
#mousehole
#overlong
#repetition
#safety-pirate
#url
#woodring-room-background
3,162 6/30/2007 big faggoty dick: the director's cut
pants: NOTHING MAKES ME HARDER THAN A DIRTY CATBOX pants: DID YOU SAY A VISCERA MUSICAL pants: SMEARING IT ON MY CHEST pants: AND pants: RUNNING OUTSIDE TO MEET AND GREET THE COPS pants: A TOOTHBRUSH FOR YOUR CUNT pants: EATING THE BABY AND WASHING IT DOWN WITH THE BATHWATER pants: P.S. PLEASE STOP SENDING US NUTS
pants
#big-faggoty-dick
#catbox
#coy-pants
#cunt
#funloving-nonsense
#huffy-pants
#mouse-cursor
#musical
#nuts
#pants-solo
#series
#smearing
#viscera
#weird-pants-face
3,163 7/1/2007 a new hope (dvd extras)
pants: LET'S GET READY TO DIZZY pants: DID YOU SAY A VISCERA MUSICAL pants: NOW WE CAN GET IT ON pants: OH BABY pants: OH DARLING pants: >>>SEXUAL<<< pants: MISTAKING YOU FOR DINNER ON PURPOSE pants: STAY IN YOUR HOMES
pants
#big-faggoty-dick
#dizzy
#loverboy
#musical
#pants-solo
#series
#star-wars
#viscera
#woodring-room-background
3,164 7/2/2007 master plan
: VISCERA! THE MUSICAL : SUMMER 2008 spigot: IT'S PART OF MY MASTER PLAN TO CONTINUE SMOKING DOPE AND SLEEPING IN UNTIL 3PM deuce: UNDERSTOOD
deuce
spigot
#caption
#deuce-spigot
#marijuana
#musical
#spigot-points
#viscera
#woodring-room-background
3,165 7/3/2007 rave party
spigot: NO TO HYPOCRISY spigot: YES TO A RAVE PARTY pants: MAYBE TO A REACHAROUND spigot: I MADE A COLLAGE OF THINGS WE'VE DONE TOGETHER (BIKING, CHOKING)
pants
spigot
#collage
#pants-spigot
#rave
3,166 7/4/2007 you know it
deuce: LET'S MAKE LOVE UNTIL THE SUN GOES DOWN AND THEN COMES UP AND THEN THE CYCLE REPEATS THREE MORE TIMES pants: K-RAD
deuce
pants
#a-love-story
#deuce-pants
#diaper
#plant
#woodring-field-background
3,167 7/5/2007 blowjob factory
spigot: IS PANTS BACK FROM THE BLOWJOB FACTORY YET???????? spigot: I MEAN DENTIST ozone: I THOUGHT HE WAS AT THE BONG INSPECTOR'S OFFICE spigot: AN UNAUTHORIZED VISIT TO THE BONG INSPECTOR??????? TO THE BATCAVE spigot: SPINNING LOGO spigot: AS YOU CAN SEE, THE BONG WORKS LIKE SO deuce: IS THIS THE STYX REUNION
deuce
ozone
spigot
#batman
#bong
#deuce-ozone-spigot
#filler-panel
#marijuana
#photo
#styx
#woodring-stairs-background
#zig-zag
3,168 7/6/2007 about last week
spigot: A PODCAST ABOUT WHY I DIDN'T DO LAST WEEK'S PODCAST
spigot
#bonequest-foretold
#podcast
#sfw
#spigot-solo
3,169 7/7/2007 rolls up sleeves
pants: FALL OUT, MEN pants: SOON WE'LL FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF CREATURES HANG OUT IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS AT 3 IN THE MORNING pants: ROLLS UP SLEEVES
pants
#huffy-pants
#lionel-richie
#pants-solo
#rolls-up-sleeves
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
3,170 7/8/2007 in dreams
pants: I SAW DILDO MAN IN MY DREAMS LAST NIGHT
pants
#dildo
#dreams
#mountain-background
#pants-solo
#single-panel
3,171 7/9/2007 if you take both you'll take too much
pants: IF YOU TAKE BOTH, YOU'LL TAKE TOO MUCH pants: IF YOU TAKE BOTH, YOU'LL TAKE TOO MUCH pants: IF YOU TAK-- OH FUCK IT HALGHALGBLAGHL AHGL ANBG LHUA AG HLAG BNLAGH LBALG ALHAGHL BAGL HAGB LASLJDGB 88888888888888888888888
pants
#dj-rapekit
#huffy-pants
#overdose
#pants-solo
#repetition
#woodring-room-background
3,172 7/10/2007 job interview
atandt: HELLO ozone: HEY atandt: I'M HERE ABOUT THE JOB deuce: THE POSITION IS TAKEN ozone: YOU MEAN THE BLOW JOB? atandt: I WILL BE GOING
atandt
deuce
ozone
#blowjob
#employment
#white-background
3,173 7/11/2007 peeing into girls' butts
spigot: PUT ME DOWN FOR A SQUIRT FACIAL POV spigot: AND spigot: HOLD THE GAPE deuce: PEEING INTO GIRLS' BUTTS pants: WILL SIR REQUIRE A RUBDOWN
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#facial
#gape
#mousehole
#piss
#porn
#woodring-room-background
3,174 7/12/2007 leafcutter ant vs. meat bee
deuce: I'M A LEAFCUTTER ANT net: I'M A MEAT BEE pants: I'M MORE OF A COCKSUCKER
deuce
net
pants
#bee
#cocksucker
#deuce-eating-mouse-cursor
#deuce-net-pants
#drunk-deuce
#mouse-cursor
#woodring-room-background
3,175 7/13/2007 wham wham wham wham wham wham
spigot: PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR...SPIGOT!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM spigot: SQUIRKS spigot: 2 MY PEEPS deuce: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#ebonics
#nambla
#wham
3,176 7/14/2007 six more weeks of cocksucking
spigot: MY PRICK SAW ITS SHADOW TODAY!!!! SIX MORE WEEKS OF COCKSUCKING deuce: (LONG, DEEP, ANNOYED EXHALE) HEAVEN ISN'T REAL pants: YES IT IS pants: IT'S THE FEW SECONDS BETWEEN NO OXYGEN TO THE BRAIN AND NOTHINGNESS deuce: WHEN THE BUGS CRAWL IN AND TAKE OVER
deuce
pants
spigot
#death
#deuce-pants-spigot
#heaven
#spigot-points
3,177 7/15/2007 stubby little arms
deuce: LICKING EVERYTHING WITHIN REACH OF MY STUBBY LITTLE ARMS atandt: YAY deuce: T ATANDT YOU ARE NOT IN REACH atandt: BOO
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#licking
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
3,178 7/16/2007 that's what i want (shit)
pants: A LITTLE POO ON THE FLOOR spigot: I GET BY spigot: WITH A LITTLE POO spigot: ON THE FLOOR pants: THE B-SIDE IS "SHIT (THAT'S WHAT I WANT)" deuce: JERKING A LOT HERE
deuce
pants
spigot
#beatles
#deuce-pants-spigot
#joe-cocker
#mouse-cursor
#poo
#singing
#title-mismatch
#woodring-field-background
3,179 7/17/2007 all of you
spigot: FUCKING ALL OF YOU WITH HOT POKERS !!!!! EXCEPT EACH OTHER!!!!! PROMPTING GAY RUMORS AMONGST THE PRESS deuce: INDEED deuce: THAT IS THE PARADOX deuce: BEFORE WE DISAPPEAR IN A PUFF OF LOGIC CAN WE SUCK EACH OTHER OFF
deuce
spigot
#deja-vu
#deuce-spigot
#douglas-adams
#hitchhikers-guide
#mousehole
#spigot-points
#woodring-room-background
3,180 7/18/2007 lucid dreaming
deuce: LET'S ALL ENGAGE IN LUCID DREAMING deuce: GALHAGHLGHGAHLGALGA STILL BEING RAPED AND BEATEN deuce: OKAY I WOULD LIKE TO WAKE UP NOW WHY CAN'T I deuce: JESUS THIS SUCKS
deuce
#deuce-solo
#dream
#jesus
#lucid-dreaming
#photo
#rape
#woodring-room-background
3,181 7/19/2007 gravy all the time
deuce: ARE YOU READY TO PUNCH HOOKERS FOR YOUR RACE ?!?!?!!? pants: GRAVY ALL THE TIME deuce: LET'S TOUCH IT pants: BUT I'M AFRAID deuce: THE FEAR WILL PASS (AS YOU PASS OUT) pants: VERY WELL THEN
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#eyes
#mouse-cursor
#prostitute
#woodring-den-background
3,182 7/20/2007 fuck
ozone: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ozone: OKAY THERE (ozone): THE SYSTEM IS BEING SHUT DOWN NOW!!! .(deuce): WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT GUY ANYWAY
deuce
ozone
#deuce-ozone
#drunk-deuce
#fuck
#shutdown
#shutdown-now
#thought
#whisper
#woodring-den-background
3,183 7/21/2007 a crowd forms
pants: A CROWD FORMS AROUND MY BALLS pants: NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A CHILD MOLESTING SIM pants: OR DID THEY
pants
#balls
#child-molesting-sim
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
3,184 7/22/2007 i beg to differ
deuce: I THINK YOU GUYS ARE ALL GAY spigot: I BEG TO DIFFER BY WAY OF LICKING THESE PRICKS
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dicklicking
#gay
#mousehole
#not-gay
#pricklicking
#woodring-room-background
3,185 7/23/2007 pass it on
pants: MY COCK: IT'S FUCKING HUGE pants: WELL FOR A SHORT TIME ANYWAY THEN *BAM* BACK TO MICROPENIS pants: GET A HOSE
pants
#damaged-background
#dick
#micropenis
#pants-solo
#variable-dick-geometry
3,186 7/24/2007 picture of a watering can
#picture
#sfw
#watering-can
3,187 7/25/2007 gross
deuce: TOUCH IT deuce: YOU FUCKING WHORE YOU TOUCH IT RIGHT NOW pants: OK deuce: MMMM YEAH MMMMM
deuce
pants
#abuse
#deuce-pants
#woodring-stairs-background
3,188 7/26/2007 all for one and one for all
pants: BROADCAST MESSAGE FROM ROOT@JERKCITY deuce: HOLY CHRIST SIR net: OK LET'S ALL TOUCH DICKS pants: WE ALL LICK DICK deuce: JESUS deuce: AT THE SAME TIME OR JUST IN PAIRS net: ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL
deuce
net
pants
#deuce-net-pants
#dicks
#jesus
#unix
#woodring-stairs-background
3,189 7/27/2007 stuck in the toilet (ass and legs)
spigot: MY ASS AND LEGS ARE STUCK IN THE TOILET PEOPLE spigot: BUT IF MY CLOSE MY deuce: I FEE YOUR FOINT spigot: OH deuce: I UH
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#toilet
#woodring-field-background
3,190 7/28/2007 dick of the shit
ozone: COCK OF THE FUCK OF THE DICK OF THE SHIT pants: THIS IS NOT HAPPENING THIS IS NOT HAPPENING THIS IS NOT HAPPENING WAKE UP WAKE UP
ozone
pants
#cock-of-the-fuck
#dick-of-the-shit
#enclave
#mousehole
#not-happening
#ozone-pants
#repetition
#wake-up
#woodring-room-background
3,191 7/29/2007 trying to help
pants: I WAS **NOT** "MOLESTING" THE BOY I WAS TRYING TO HELP HIM PUT HIS SHORTS BACK ON AND GET HIS COCK OUT OF MY MOUTH pants: JESUS CHRIST YOU PEOPLE SURE ARE FUCKING TOUCHY ABOUT YOUR KIDS pants: THEY CAN RUN AROUND THE SUPERMARKET AND PLAY BUT WAH WAH WAH IF I [REDACTED] JUST ONE OF THEM
pants
#dubious-disclaimer
#huffy-pants
#kids
#molestation
#mouth-of-pants
#pants-solo
#redacted-text
#woodring-room-background
3,192 7/30/2007 gen z
deuce: I'M GENERATION Z (BORN RIGHT NOW TO MORONS) pants: COOING AT THE NEW BABY
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#generation-z
#sfw
#woodring-den-background
3,193 7/31/2007 piss wars
pants: SQUIRT deuce: SQUIRT pants: NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL PRECISION deuce: TAKE THAT YOU EVIL AXIS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#piss
#squirt
#war
#white-background
#wwii
3,194 8/1/2007 note to self
: Spigot the Bear will be right back after this message from our sponsor spigot: NOTE TO SELF: LICK DICK spigot: NOW WHERE DID I PUT THAT NOTE?????????
spigot
#caption
#capture
#dicklicking
#mouse-cursor
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
#woodring-stairs-background
3,195 8/2/2007 three little pigs
pants: AND THAT'S HOW I FUCKED ME THREE LITTLE PIGS deuce: HELL YES
deuce
pants
#bestiality
#deuce-pants
#fairy-tale
#fun-with-wildlife
#gonna-fuck-me-a
#woodring-stairs-background
3,196 8/3/2007 frosted faces
: We now return to Spigot the Bear already in progress spigot: FROSTED FACES spigot: THEY'RE GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
spigot
#caption
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
#woodring-field-background
3,197 8/4/2007 hot dogs
: This little lad loves berries and cream pants: DELICIOUS HOT DOGS pants: THEY CAN'T RUN FROM ME
pants
#caption
#hot-dogs
#pants-solo
#sfw
#starbursts
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
3,198 8/5/2007 shamed and humiliated
dick: WHAT DOESN'T KILL ME LEAVES ME SHAMED AND HUMILIATED FROM THE RAPE deuce: THAT'S WHAT I'M A-COUNTIN' ON
deuce
dick
#deuce-dick
#rape
#woodring-den-background
3,199 8/6/2007 touch my stuff
deuce: TOUCH MY STUFF MOTHERFUCKER pants: I'LL REACH OUT AND TOUCH THAT SHIT YO deuce: [REDACTED] pants: NOT IN THE EYES deuce: [REDACTED] AND [REDACTED] pants: HEY HOW ABOUT YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE AND SUCK ME
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#mousehole
#redacted-text
#sucking
#touch
#woodring-room-background
3,200 8/7/2007 out the window
pants: FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP BONK deuce: WE'RE SEEING HAIRSPRAY TOGETHER RIGHT pants: BLINK BLINK FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP OUT THE WINDOW
deuce
pants
#bat
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#flappity-bats
#gay-bats
#john-waters
#mountain-background
#physical-comedy
#vampire
3,201 8/8/2007 short-term memory loss
deuce: TAKE IT deuce: IN THE deuce: SOMETHING pants: SOMETHING-SOMETHING
deuce
pants
#alzheimers
#deuce-pants
#sfw
#take-it
#woodring-field-background
3,202 8/9/2007 hort-term memory loss
: nfigurations/Platforms : o Other IRC Chat Rooms : rmation for Microsoft Chat : sked Questions : ---------------------------- : ted Configuration/Platforms : -------------------------------------------------- : Microsoft Chat currently runs under Windows 95, Windows 98 and W: : Microsoft Chat requires the following minimum configuration: : - A 486 processor : - 8 MB or RAM : - 256-color video : - A 9600-baud modem : ---------------------------- : Connecting to Other IRC Chat Rooms : ---------------------------- : If you want to connect to an IRC chat server that you already kn: : about, expand the Connect dialog box, then type the server a| : and channel name--for example, you might type the following:
deuce
pants
#behind-the-scenes
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
3,203 8/10/2007 move to strike
ozone: - /HOME/FTP SIMILAR TO /HOME/WEB spigot: URF MOVE TO STRIKE
ozone
spigot
#court
#ozone-spigot
#strike
#unix
#woodring-stairs-background
3,204 8/11/2007 i like your balls
pants: ENEMY WALKER IN SIGHT deuce: I LIKE YOUR BALLS deuce: YOUR BOUNCY BOUNCY BALLS pants: FUCK THAT SHIT deuce: TERRORISTS WIN
deuce
pants
#balls
#battlefield
#bf2142
#bonequest-hd
#counter-strike
#deuce-pants
#white-background
3,205 8/12/2007 crisping sleeve
deuce: RENDEZVOUS WITH RAMA (2009) deuce: PLEASE PLACE ME IN THE CRISPING SLEEVE
deuce
#badly-pasted-title
#censored
#crisping-sleeve
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#hot-pocket
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
3,206 8/13/2007 searing blinding pain
net: I'M GOING TO HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL I TURN GAY deuce: I ASSURE YOU WHEN YOU PASS OUT YOU WILL MAGICALLY TURN GAY net: HUHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE ARE THESE BRUISES FROMMMMM net: ALSO THE SEMEN deuce: SEARING BLINDING PAIN
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#gay
#rape
#woodring-field-background
3,207 8/14/2007 so work with me gang
: An All-New Episode of Spigot the Bear starts right now! spigot: INSTALLATION ON "BALLS" CANNOT CONTINUE UNTIL THERE ARE PRICKS IN MY FACE!!!!!!! spigot: SO WORK WITH ME GANG
spigot
#balls
#caption
#computer-science
#computers
#spigot-points
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
#star-wars
#woodring-stairs-background
3,208 8/15/2007 problem
deuce: FOLKS deuce: WE HAVE A PROBLEM HERE : DEUCE POINTS TO THE PUDDLE OF LIQUID UNDERNEATH HIM
deuce
#caption
#censored
#deuce-solo
#folks
3,209 8/16/2007 running on empty
pants: NOW GET ME MORE DICKS FOR THIS MOUTH OF MINE pants: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PIMP ARE YOU pants: RUNNING ON EMPTY
pants
#mouth
#nambla
#pants-solo
3,210 8/17/2007 nine years old
: August 17, 2007 : Dear Reader, : Regarding the correct operation of the machine: We suggest that you review the printed information which accompanied it. : Sincerely yours, : Jerkcity : p.s. Now we are nine. (Today is Jerkcity's birthday.) : p.p.s. The one on the left is "Deuce" pants: COCKS deuce: YOU BE QUIET
deuce
pants
#august
#be-quiet
#birthday-strip
#cocks
#deuce-pants
#dj-rapekit
#nonstandard-title-panel
#title-mismatch
#uncredited-character
#woodring-stairs-background
3,211 8/18/2007 the uppercase club
pants: HI deuce: CAN I ALSO LICK IT PLZ pants: I THINK WE CAN ARRANGE THAT spigot: FOLKS THIS IS THE UPPERCASE CLUB spigot: YOU WILL NEED UPPERCASE JACKETS AND TIES deuce: ACHTUNG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#mousehole
#sfw
#toilet-pig
#uppercase
#woodring-room-background
3,212 8/19/2007 did you fall in love
deuce: DID YOU FALL IN LOVE spigot: I FELL IN THE JOHN
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#grabass
#love
#mousehole
#rare-expression
#sfw
#toilet
#woodring-room-background
3,213 8/20/2007 a hen or a duck
pants: I AM A HEN pants: BUK BUK deuce: T PANTS THAT'S A DUCK pants: BUK
deuce
pants
#amd-geode
#animals
#buk-buk
#deuce-pants
#duck
#hen
#motherboard
#pants-discolored-leg
#soekris
#uncategorized-mosaic-background
3,214 8/21/2007 brave new world
atandt: WELCOME TO THE BRAVE NEW WORLD OF BOWEL CLEANSING atandt: LET ME FIRE UP THIS ANAL SCRUBBER atandt: GOTTA GO pants: BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GAY
atandt
pants
#aldous-huxley
#anal
#atandt-pants
3,215 8/22/2007 oh no not again
pants: ATTENTION pants: CLEAR ALL CHANNELS FOR POSSIBLE EMERGENCY RE-ENTRY pants: OH NO NOT AGAIN
pants
#dj-rapekit
#green-background
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#sfw
#toilet
#toilet-pig
3,216 8/23/2007 very angry
spigot: VERY ANGRY THAT MY NUTS WON'T SHUT UP* spigot: SHUT UP NUTS spigot: I WILL JERK YOU WHEN I FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT : SPIGOT JERKS HIS NUTS : *THIS ISN'T SPIGOT'S FIRST ENCOUNTER WITH HIS NUTS, SEE JERKCITY #361!
spigot
#callback
#caption
#jerking
#nuts-of-spigot
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
3,217 8/24/2007 can we all choke it down
deuce: CAN WE ALL CHOKE IT DOWN OR NO spigot: I VOTE WE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: CHOKE IT ON DOWN spigot: THAT IS
deuce
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#choke-it-down
#deuce-spigot
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
3,218 8/25/2007 toilet pig
pants: TOILET PIG pants: PHEMTERM1NE 0RDER pants: [PACMAN] : neck : face : snout jowl pants: i don't know butchie instead pants: DOUBLE BONGHITS pants: [PACMAN]
pants
#abstract
#atari
#bonghit
#dj-rapekit
#drugs
#goomba-deuce
#john-from-cincinnati
#laughing-deuce
#lowercase
#pac-man
#pants-solo
#spam
#spurty-frog
#toilet-pig
3,219 8/26/2007 deuce
deuce: PISSING MYSELF WITH EXCITEMENT (AND ALSO PISS)
deuce
#aids
#bonequest-hi-fi
#deuce-solo
#fatness
#jerkcity-presents
#piss
#soiling-myself
#woodring-room-background
3,220 8/27/2007 how do i know
pants: PLEASE LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD AND NOT DOWN AT ME AS I WORK spigot: THEN HOW DO I KNOW ITS YOU pants: PLEASE NO TALKING spigot: I WAS FUCKING FINISHED TEN MINUTES AGO PLEASE LEAVE
pants
spigot
#cocksucking
#huffy-pants
#mousehole
#pants-spigot
#star-wars
#woodring-room-background
3,221 8/28/2007 prickfest 2007
: On the left, deuce. On the right, spigot AKA Spigot the Bear aka [REDACTED]. Do not approach [REDACTED] Consider [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]. spigot: PRICKFEST spigot: WHO WANTS A MAP TO MY FACE deuce: ON MY WAY
deuce
spigot
#caption
#deuce-spigot
#faces
#redacted-text
#spigot-the-bear
#urinal-background
3,222 8/29/2007 may or may not
spigot: LITTLE MISS SPIGOT spigot: NOT GAY spigot: NOT JERKING spigot: MAY OR MAY NOT BE PREGNANT spigot: IS THAT LIKE MISS PAC-MAN OR NO spigot: THE DEFENDANT SUGGESTS HE WAS MERELY RELAXING... spigot: ...AND DID NOT INVITE THE PLANTIFF TO PERFORM
spigot
#court
#gay
#jerking
#legal
#legalese
#not-gay
#pacman
#plaintiff
#spigot-solo
#typo
3,223 8/30/2007 still waiting
: This episode of Spigot the Bear was re-edited for syndication into two two-hour episodes. The stock footage and full-frontal scenes have been removed from this version. Enjoy! deuce: WANGS spigot: TALKING AND TALKING deuce: STILL WAITING FOR PAGE TO LOAD
deuce
spigot
#caption
#deuce-spigot
#spigot-the-bear
#wangs
#woodring-room-background
3,224 8/31/2007 wait no
pants: BUSY WITH THE DICK pants: BUSINESS AS USUAL pants: BRUSHING MY TEETH WITH DICK pants: SCRUBBING THE FLOOR WITH DICK pants: HMM I SHOULD INVADE ITALY pants: WAIT NO pants: I'LL JUST SIT HERE ON MY FAT ASS AND SUCK DICK pants: THAT WOULD BE A MORE SENSIBLE SOLUTION
pants
#dicks
#italy
#pants-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
3,225 9/1/2007 urine man
deuce: DO NOT MOCK URINE MAN deuce: URINE MAN WILL SOAK YOU IN GASOLINE AND SET YOU ON FIRE deuce: URINE MAN IS REALLY A MISNOMER
deuce
#deuce-solo
#dogshit
#fire
#gasoline
#misnomer
#urine
#urine-man
3,226 9/2/2007 hey look at him
deuce: HEY LOOK AT ME BLAHBLHAHBLABHBL
deuce
#deuce-solo
#uncategorized-background
3,227 9/3/2007 pants licks dick
.(pants): I LICK DICK pants: PSSST pants: I LICK DICK deuce: T PANTS YOU HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM EXPRESSING YOUR TRUE FEELINGS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicklicking
#dicks
#drunk-deuce
#multiple-backgrounds
#thought
3,228 9/4/2007 the duke
spigot: IF THE DOLE IS A DICK THEN I WISH TO BE ON IT
spigot
#dick
#photo-background
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#welfare
3,229 9/5/2007 over easy
pants: CAN I COOK YOU deuce: IN WHAT MANNER deuce: I MEAN WILL YOU PERHAPS SCRAMBLE ME OR POACH ME OR OVER EASY pants: BBQ-STYLE deuce: NO DEAL
deuce
pants
#barbecue
#cannibalism
#cooking
#deuce-pants
#funloving-nonsense
#sfw
3,230 9/6/2007 countdown
deuce: 4 deuce: 3 deuce: 2 deuce: 1 deuce: HONK
deuce
#deuce-solo
#honk
#sfw
3,231 9/7/2007 lowercase monkey
deuce: EEP EEP EEP pants: ARE YOU A CRICKET OR A LOWERCASE MONKEY deuce: BUK pants: I SEE... TELL ME MORE deuce: FFFFFFF pants: THAT IS HEX FOR FAT
deuce
pants
#animals
#buk
#cricket
#deuce-pants
#eep
#fat
#fffffff
#hex
#hexcode
#lowercase
#monkey
#onomatopoeia
#sfw
#sound-effects
3,232 9/8/2007 pointing to his wang
pants: IS THAT YOUR IPHONE (POINTING TO MY WANG) deuce: YES deuce: NOT EVEN TRYING TO FIGHT pants: WELL YOU'D BETTER ANSWER IT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#iphone
#wang
#woodring-den-background
3,233 9/9/2007 wide stance
net: PISS net: THIS PLACE HAS REALLY LOST ITS SENSE OF COMMUNITY
net
#alone
#community
#lapland
#lonely
#net-solo
#piss
#woodring-room-background
3,234 9/10/2007 that wonderful wonderful dream
pants: CAN'T YOU JUST BE A PENGUIN I CAN RUN UP TO AND FUCK (WITHOUT FLYING AWAY) pants: WHERE I GREW UP THE PENGUINS WOULDN'T SQUAWK OR BITE THEY FUCKING LOVE IT AND FORM A SINGLE-FILE LINE deuce: THAT WAS A DREAM pants: HOLD STILL ANYWAY
deuce
pants
#bestiality
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#fun-with-wildlife
#hold-still
#huffy-pants
#penguin
#woodring-room-background
3,235 9/11/2007 dope fiend
deuce: [REDACTED] ALTERNATING WEST WING AND HOMOS EVERY DAY CONSTANTLY FOREVER pants: ARE YOU ASKING ME TO MARRY YOU pants: ARE YOU ASKING ARE YOU ASKING ARE YOU ASKING pants: ARE YOU ASKING ME TO MARRY YOU MARRY YOU MARRY YOU MARRY YOU MARRY YOU MARRY YOU MARRY YOU CORE DUMPED
deuce
pants
#comic-book-background
#deuce-pants
#redacted-text
#repetition
#uncategorized-mosaic-background
#unix
3,236 9/12/2007 i see you
pants: HLAGBLAGBULB spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP pants: I SEE YOU spigot: YOU MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT pants: LOOK DOWN
pants
spigot
#carrots
#coy-pants
#deja-vu
#fucking-shut-up
#multiple-backgrounds
#pants-spigot
#woodring-den-background
3,237 9/13/2007 nicely toasted
hanford: WHO ISN'T STONED? (SHOW OF HANDS) deuce: ARF pants: QVACK hanford: FUCKERS
deuce
hanford
pants
#drowning
#gunmetal-background
#marijuana
#qvack
#stoned
3,238 9/14/2007 permission to fuck your face
spigot: DID I ASK FOR PERMISSION TO FUCK YOUR FACE??? I RATHER DOUBHT$($ deuce: GHLGAHLGA
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#woodring-field-background
3,239 9/15/2007 nurk
pants: AUUUGH pants: SOMEBODY CRASHED A PLANE INTO JERKCITY pants: I'M BURNING
pants
#pants-solo
#plane
#terrorism
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
3,240 9/16/2007 a matter worth considering
pants: I DON'T SEE WHY WE CAN'T BUILD OUR OWN MOLEST VICTIM
pants
#blue-background
#mouse-cursor
#pants-solo
3,241 9/17/2007 balls, shaven
deuce: T SPIGOT I SHAVED MY BALLS spigot: FOR A JOB INTERVIEW???????
deuce
spigot
#balls
#deuce-spigot
#job-interview
#mousehole
#shave
#shaving
#woodring-room-background
3,242 9/18/2007 up ourselves
deuce: LET'S HAVE A CONTEST deuce: LET'S START SHOVING THINGS UP OURSELVES deuce: LAST PERSON TO DIE OF TOXIC SHOCK WINS
deuce
pants
#contest
#deuce-pants
#insertion
#toxic-shock
#woodring-room-background
3,243 9/19/2007 what-ever
pants: I HAVE A BOXCUTTER GIVE UP THE ASS
pants
#ass
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#terrorism
#woodring-room-background
3,244 9/20/2007 how many
deuce: HOW MANY STARDATES BEFORE THE KLINGONS TAKE CONTROL OF MY NUTS
deuce
#bonequest-hi-fi
#deuce-solo
#down-a-crater
#nuts
#nuts-of-deuce
#star-trek
#woodring-room-background
3,245 9/21/2007 nanny goat
pants: OH OH OH CHECK THIS OUT: pants: BAHHHHHHHH (NANNY GOAT) pants: ISN'T THAT COOL
deuce
pants
#animals
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#goat
#sfw
#sound-effects
#woodring-stairs-background
3,246 9/22/2007 chatbot
deuce: T SPIGOT I HAVE AN ITCHY SPOT ON MY BACK atandt: I'M ATANDT deuce: T ATANDT I HAVE AN ITCHY SPOT UP MY ASS deuce: CLEARLY I'M ESCALATING atandt: TO BE CONTINUED
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#black-background
#chatterbot
#itch
#prayer
#series
#to-be-continued
3,247 9/23/2007 chatbot
atandt: I'M ATANDT deuce: HI ATANDT atandt: HI deuce: DO YOU WANT TO LICK MY MASSIVELY SMALL PRICK atandt: I'M ATANDT deuce: HI ATANDT
atandt
deuce
#chatterbot
#massively-small-prick
#repetition
#series
#white-background
3,248 9/24/2007 time for
pants: NOW IT'S TIME FOR PANTS FROM JERKCITY pants: DUH MORE DICK PLEASE pants: MURRRPH GUMP THANK YOU
pants
#dick
#more-dick
#no-panels
#pants-from-jerkcity
#pants-solo
#photo
#uncategorized-background
#wine
3,249 9/25/2007 he eats it raw
pants: THE GLUE FACTORY pants: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS pants: MY SOURCE IS DRUDGE pants: SELECTING MCDONALDS FROM THE START MENU pants: CHOWING DOWN ON MY OWN FIST INSTEAD pants: OM NOM NOM I EAT IT RAW pants: USING THE MOUSE TO CLICK ON YOUR CUNT pants: IPHONE SYNC IS COMPLETE (OK TO DISCONNECT)
pants
#dj-rapekit
#drudge
#eat-it-raw
#echoes
#faggots
#glue
#iphone
#mcdonalds
#pants-solo
#raw
#uncategorized-photo-background
3,250 9/26/2007 stuffing it behind the fridge
spigot: FOLKS I WILL CHECK OUT THE DONG AND THEN MARK THE DONG LICK ONLY AND STUFF IT BEHIND THE FRIDGE deuce: DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME LITTLE MISTER THAT I WON'T BE ABLE TO USE IT FOR THE BACHELOR PARTY dick: PLEASE BE SURE AND SET THE RAPE BIT spigot: CAN WE PLEASE SLAM WORDS AND CRAFT STREETLY POETRY dick: GRITTY VIBRANT VERSE AND DREADLOCKS deuce: ALSO A PISS BUCKET (JUST IN CASE !!!!!)
deuce
dick
spigot
#bachelor-party
#counterstrike
#deuce-dick-spigot
#dong
#drunk-deuce
#facebook
#piss
#poetry
#rape
#uncategorized-mosaic-background
3,251 9/27/2007 perhaps too much
pants: NURK BRAP DUH pants: SO MUCH PENIS FOR ONE MAN pants: PERHAPS... TOO MUCH deuce: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT
deuce
pants
#dc-comics
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#penis
#photo-background
3,252 9/28/2007 ladybugs
pants: YOU HEAR ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS???/ pants: TWO pants: THANK YOU MISTER JOHNSON pants: FUCKIN' THING'S FULL OF LADYBUGS, MAN pants: IN EFFECT: LADYBUGS : BLESS THIS MESS
pants
#alien-crew
#dj-rapekit
#ladybugs
#pants-solo
#photo
#url
3,253 9/29/2007 want, get
pants: THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT pants: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET pants: WANT, GET
pants
#funloving-nonsense
#pants-solo
#public-image-ltd
#title-mismatch
#woodring-stairs-background
3,254 9/30/2007 so proud
spigot: HERE'S DORKY spigot: PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN QUEER spigot: LIVING ON DICK deuce: WUH
deuce
spigot
#america
#coffee
#deuce-spigot
#dick
#drunk-deuce
#pride
#queer
#urinal-background
3,255 10/1/2007 not his living room
spigot: THIS ISN'T MY LIVING ROOM!!!!!!! spigot: HANG ON PORN STARS AT THE DOOR spigot: NOPE, STONED
spigot
#marijuana
#porn
#spigot-solo
#stoned
#woodring-room-background
3,256 10/2/2007 don't leave deuce (please)
deuce: PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME deuce: I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT LONG AND HARD deuce: I'VE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOUR *HURP*
deuce
#deuce-solo
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
3,257 10/3/2007 oh boy
spigot: OH BOY HERE'S SPIGOT AGAIN spigot: EITHER I CAN GET DICK HERE OR I CAN'T spigot: STOP NICKEL AND DIMING ME ALREADY
spigot
#filename
#oh-boy
#parallels
#spigot-again
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
3,258 10/4/2007 well-rounded fuck
deuce: FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU pants: A WELL ROUNDED FUCK net: WHICH ONE ozone: HE SAID "AND" deuce: WANGS pants: WHO KNOWS HOW TO OPERATE THIS THING pants: NO ORDINARY BALLS
deuce
net
ozone
pants
#balls
#deuce-net-ozone-pants
#fuck-you
#funloving-nonsense
#mouse-cursor
#wangs
#woodring-field-background
3,259 10/5/2007 the system is being shut down now
ozone: WAIT ozone: THAT REMINDS ME ozone: THE SYSTEM IS BEING SHUT DOWN NOW ! ! ! deuce: WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GUY ANYWAY
deuce
ozone
#black-background
#deuce-ozone
#drunk-deuce
#shutdown
#shutdown-now
#unix
3,260 10/6/2007 technical difficulties
deuce: PARTY spigot: [REDACTED] (spigot): [REDACTED] spigot: [REDACTED] deuce: WE ARE HAVING SPIGOT TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES PLEASE STAND BY
deuce
spigot
#censored-erection
#deuce-spigot
#nonstandard-title-panel
#redacted-text
#sfw
#title-mismatch
#whisper
#woodring-stairs-background
3,261 10/7/2007 hanging out with spigot
pants: I BLAME DEUCE deuce: B-BUT deuce: I HAVE AN ALIB-B-BI: I WAS HANGING OUT WITH SPIGOT THAT DAY deuce: T SPIGOT COULD YOU DO ME A BIG FAVOR
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
3,262 10/8/2007 how many dicks can he fit in his mouth
spigot: A ONE spigot: A TWO spigot: PHREE POUR PIVE spigot: PIX PEVEN APE spigot: MIME spigot: PEN spigot: ELEMMM spigot: PEM deuce: I HEARD APE
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dicklicking
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
3,263 10/9/2007 space and/or time
deuce: HEY LET'S GO BACK IN TIME AND SHOOT SOME KRAUTS pants: BUH deuce: THERE YOU ARE deuce: SMOKING YOU LIKE A CIGARETTE, MAYBE A CIGARILLO, BUT DEFINITELY NOT A CIGAR
deuce
pants
#cigarette
#deuce-pants
#hypno-hustler
#multiple-backgrounds
#photo-background
#stall
#time-travel
#wwii
3,264 10/10/2007 best part
deuce: THE BEST PART ABOUT JESUS IS THAT I DON'T HAVE TO SUCK HIM OFF (UNLIKE ALLAH)
deuce
#allah
#deja-vu
#deuce-solo
#jesus
#woodring-room-background
3,265 10/11/2007 bus pass
: Spigot the Bear is &#9608;&#9608;&#9608;&#9608;&#9608;&#9608; &#9608;&#9608;&#9608;&#9608;&#9608;&#9608; a live studio audience &#9608;&#9608;&#9608;&#9608;&#9608;&#9608;&#9608; suspected homosexuals&#9608;&#9608;&#9608; spigot: SIR MY BUS PASS SEEMS TO HAVE EXPIRED DUE TO THE FACT THAT I CAN'T FIND IT spigot: IF I COULD PLEASE HAVE ANOTHER AND IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND DRIVING BY MCDONALDS
spigot
#bus
#bus-fare
#caption
#mcdonalds
#public-transportation
#redacted-text
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
#suspected-homosexuals
#woodring-stairs-background
3,266 10/12/2007 thanksgiving
: An error has occured. To contur : Press Enter to return to Windows : Press CTRL+ALT_DEL to restart yc : you will lose any unsaved inforn : Error: 0D : 014F : 00007E57 : Press any deuce: ALSO FOR GOD'S SAKE STUFF A COCK DOWN MY GULLET spigot: HAPPY THANKSGIVING deuce: GLURK
deuce
spigot
#bsod
#cocks
#deuce-spigot
#thanksgiving
#urinal-background
3,267 10/13/2007 a kind of toilet
spigot: I'M KIND OF A TOILET deuce: T SPIGOT ON MY WAY
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dick-pit
#dj-rapekit
#single-panel
#toilet
#white-background
3,268 10/14/2007 no way
pants: EATING DICK IS LONELY WITH A SPORK deuce: WOW THERE YOU ARE deuce: I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR YOU deuce: ESCORT THE EXECUTIVE OFFICER TO HIS QUARTERS AND LOCK HIM THERE pants: NO WAY
deuce
pants
#beating-off
#change
#deuce-pants
#plant
#regime
#spork
#woodring-field-background
3,269 10/15/2007 you have died
deuce: THERE IS A DISTURBING METALLIC SCRAPING SOUND COMING FROM THE PIT pants: GO PIT deuce: THE PIT OPENS UP ITS GAPING MAW AND SWALLOWS YOU WHOLE: YOU ARE CONSIGNED TO SUCK AWFUL SCRAPY DICKS FOR AN ETERNITY deuce: ***YOU HAVE DIED*** pants: GO PIT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dick-pit
#dicksucking
#infocom
#photo-background
#you-have-died
3,270 10/16/2007 let's take ecstasy and make out
deuce: LET'S TAKE ECSTASY AND MAKE OUT pants: NOM NOM NOM pants: WHY WON'T OBJECTS JUST FLOAT TO THE MOON WHEN I DROP THEM pants: NOT FAIR
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#ecstasy
#gravity
#makeout
#moon
#mousehole
#science
#woodring-room-background
3,271 10/17/2007 turn off the bat signal
pants: MOUSTACHE-RELATED INCIDENTS ON THE RISE pants: THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT GETS YOU STONED pants: A JERKCITY FACEBOOK GROUP ????????? pants: PUTTING ALL OF YOU IN THE SUSPECTED HOMOSEXUALS COLUMN pants: THIS WILL NOT DO (FOLDS ARMS, POUTS) pants: TOO MUCH GRAVY AT ONCE pants: THIS TIME FOR SURE pants: TURN OFF THE BAT SIGNAL, BOYS, HE'S NOT COMING
pants
#anna
#batman
#dc-comics
#facebook
#funloving-nonsense
#girl
#gravy
#harriet
#huffy-pants
#marijuana
#mountain-background
#moustache
#pants-solo
#stoned
#uncredited-character
3,272 10/18/2007 crab meat
deuce: HOLY GOD THEY'RE ACTUAL DICKS deuce: NOT THE FAKE DICKS LIKE YOU SEE IN THE STORES deuce: NARRATOR: DEUCE IS APPARENTLY THINKING OF CRAB MEAT
deuce
#crab
#crab-meat
#deja-vu
#deuce-solo
#dicks
#holy-god
#mousehole
#narrator
#trousers
3,273 10/19/2007 no looking at the clock
spigot: I'M SQUIRTING YOU WITH LIQUID SUNSHINE spigot: I'M JERKIN' OFF ON YOUR FACE spigot: SMILE ALREADY spigot: NOW ACT LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE IT, LIKE THE URINE DISGUSTS YOU spigot: NO LOOKING AT THE CLOCK WHEN YOUR FACE IS FULL OF COCK
spigot
#cock
#harriet
#jerking
#photo-background
#spigot-solo
#the-sound-of-music
#uncredited-character
#urine
3,274 10/20/2007 vwoop vwoop
spigot: VWOOP VWOOP (TARDIS NOISES) spigot: TINKER, TAILOR, SOLDIER, MASTURBATOR deuce: T SPIGOT LET'S TALK ABOUT IT BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING DRASTIC LIKE THAT AGAIN spigot: CAN DO! spigot: VWOOP VWOOP (TARDIS NOISES)
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dr-who
#drunk-deuce
#john-le-carre
#license-plate
#repetition
#tardis
#tinker-tailor-soldier-spy
#uncategorized-background
3,275 10/21/2007 brave new world
spigot: STUFF ME WITH DICK AND THEN APOLOGIZE atandt: I AM ALL CLEAN NOW atandt: WELCOME TO THE BRAVE NEW WORLD OF BOWEL CLEANSING atandt: THE PARTY IS OVER
atandt
spigot
#atandt-spigot
#bowel-cleansing
#enema
#fighting-irish-pose
#penis
#plant
#woodring-field-background
3,276 10/22/2007 stuck in the mud
spigot: SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BE CRUEL TO BE FAT pants: CARPET BURN spigot: AND VICE VERSA spigot: THAT'S LATIN FOR MIAMI VICE pants: I'M STUCK IN THE MUD DOWN HERE
pants
spigot
#fat
#fatness
#latin
#masturbation
#miami-vice
#nick-lowe
#pants-spigot
3,277 10/23/2007 some how
pants: YOU HAVE SOMEHOW ENSHRINED MY FACE spigot: I NEED A TOWEL spigot: POSSIBLY THE SHROUD OF TURIN pants: STAINED, TORN spigot: MY FACE AND SUBSEQUENTLY MY LEGS
pants
spigot
#face
#legs
#pants-spigot
#penis
#plant
#shroud-of-turin
#towel
#woodring-field-background
3,278 10/24/2007 for the love of holy christ
rands: HOOOOO NUTTS spigot: T RANDS FOR THE LOVE OF HOLY CHRIST, THERE IS ONLY ONE T IN NUTS
rands
spigot
#hey-its-rands
#nuts
#plant
#spelling
#spigot-solo
#typo
#uncensored
#woodring-field-background
3,279 10/25/2007 an inconvenient truth
pants: I BLEW THE TROLL pants: I BLEW THE THIEF pants: BUT TRY AS I MIGHT I CAN'T BLOW A GRUE
pants
#grue
#infocom
#pants-solo
#troll
#troll-blowing
#woodring-field-background
#zork
3,280 10/26/2007 frrrrrrr huhhhhhhgle
spigot: SO ANYHOO THE VIDEO STORE GUY LIED ABOUT AN ALLEGED SEQUEL TO "FACESTUFFING FRENZY" spigot: THEY'RE LIKE NIGHT AND DAY TO BE QUITE FRRRRRR HUHHHHHHGLE OW FRANK deuce: IT'S HARD WHEN YOUR OWN FRIENDS TURN ON YOU LIKE THAT spigot: DOSES
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#facestuffing
#porn
#sequel
#woodring-field-background
3,281 10/27/2007 pancakes for brunch
pants: HOW ABOUT MORE PANCAKES spigot: THE ONLY THING I NEED ARE MORE FUCKING COCKS spigot: T PANTS I WAS SO STONED I DIDN'T NOTICE THE SAME PEOPLE GETTING IN LINE AGAIN AND AGAIN spigot: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING pants: PANCAKES WITH A SPOONFUL OF RICH JIZZY FILLING TUCKED INSIDE (A SPECIAL TREAT FOR WEEKEND BRUNCH)
pants
spigot
#buffet
#jizz
#marijuana
#pancakes
#pants-spigot
#stoned
#woodring-field-background
3,282 10/28/2007 not sure if it's time
spigot: NOT SURE IF IT'S TIME FOR SECONDARY, TERTIARY BONG HITS?!?!?! deuce: QUATERNARY spigot: IS THERE SUCH OF A THING AS DODECAHEDRONARY
deuce
spigot
#bong
#deuce-spigot
#dodecahedronary
#drunk-deuce
#marijuana
#woodring-field-background
3,283 10/29/2007 oregon trail
spigot: WHY DO PEOPLE THING THERE EVEN ********WAS******** AN OREGON TRAIL???????? D - O - P - E spigot: THINK spigot: LORD GOD WE ARE ALL CRIPPLED
spigot
#domo-kun
#funloving-nonsense
#marijuana
#oregon-trail
#photo-background
#spigot-solo
#typo
3,284 10/30/2007 bow down and worship me
pants: ALL THIS CAN BE YOURS pants: IF YOU pants: BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP ME
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#balls
#bonequest-hd
#bow-down-and-worship
#dj-rapekit
#genuflect
#inheritance
#newsradio
#photo-background
#sfw
#worship
3,285 10/31/2007 down with that
deuce: HANDS UP WHO'S GAY spigot: T DEUCE ARE YOU EVEN A MEMBER OF THE FEDERATION deuce: T SPIGOT NO I'M WITH THE EMPIRE spigot: LET'S WEAR ANKHS AND JERK LIKE GOTHS deuce: I'M DOWN WITH THAT
deuce
spigot
#ankh
#deuce-spigot
#goth
#jerking
#star-trek
#star-wars
#urinal-background
3,286 11/1/2007 t spigot why in the world
deuce: T SPIGOT WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD ANYONE ACTUALLY BECOME A PBS MEMBER spigot: TOTE BAG
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#pbs
#sfw
#tote-bag
#urinal-background
3,287 11/2/2007 that buttery warm fragrance
pants: NO SUCH THING AS A JERKCITY GIFT CARD ??????? THEN WHAT THE HELL MAN WHAT THE HELL pants: SWEATPANTS + LED ZEPPELIN T-SHIRT = TRY AND KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF pants: HURRRRRRR CAN YOU SMELL THAT BUTTERY WARM FRAGRANCE THAT IS THE ESSENCE OF JIZZ AND, UH, CINNAMON FOR SOME REASON
pants
#cinnabon
#fashion
#led-zeppelin
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
3,288 11/3/2007 asap
net: IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT I GET GAY ASAP deuce: WE CAN HELP YOU IN THAT RESPECT : spigot1. : 23K View : spigot2.
deuce
net
#cosplay
#deuce-net
#gay
#photo-background
3,289 11/4/2007 pies
pants: WHO WANTS PIE pants: MY FINAL OFFER: PIES pants: OKAY OKAY HOW ABOUT PIE AND PISS spigot: WHAT KIND OF PIES pants: I UH spigot: I MEAN WHAT KIND OF PISS (SORRY) spigot: WHAT KIND OF PIES AGAIN pants: LET ME JUST
pants
spigot
#fatness
#food
#funloving-nonsense
#pants-spigot
#pie
#piss
#woodring-stairs-background
3,290 11/5/2007 farther and farther
deuce: SUCKIN' IT deuce: TOTALLY SUCKIN' IT deuce: WHOLE LOTTA SUCKIN' GOING' ON pants: I CAN'T HEAR YOU
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicksucking
#woodring-stairs-background
3,291 11/6/2007 bashing his nuts
: 978-0-9789941-9-8 deuce: I'M BASHING YOUR NUTS WITH A 2X4 pants: MOSTLY THE 2 deuce: CAN'T I JUST JERK OFF TO IT pants: I UH
deuce
pants
#caption
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#isbn
#nuts
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-field-background
3,292 11/7/2007 try as he might
dick: T PANTS YOU CANNOT PETITION THE LORD WITH DICKS pants: HOW ABOUT CITY HALL
dick
pants
#dick-pants
#dicks
#god
#petition
#woodring-field-background
3,293 11/8/2007 attention wikipedians
pants: TECHNICALLY YOU COULD FREEZE THE URINE AND THEN YOU'D BE EATING IT pants: AND I'D BE BEATING IT pants: MORE AFTER THE BREAK
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#beating-off
#urine
#urolagnia
#wikipedia
#woodring-room-background
3,294 11/9/2007 know your monsters
pants: T DEUCE EXPLAIN TO ME THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE COOKIE MONSTER AND THE RAPE MONSTER deuce: THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE pants: THAT EXPLAINS THE CRUMBS
deuce
pants
#cookie-monster
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#rape
#sesame-street
#woodring-stairs-background
3,295 11/10/2007 honk fat
deuce: T SPIGOT MY BALLS HAVE CONSISTENCY OF PLAY-DOH spigot: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK FAT deuce: SNIFF
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#fat
#honk
#play-doh
3,296 11/11/2007 and so it goes
deuce: HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW pants: ABOUT THE SAME
deuce
pants
#a-love-story
#deuce-pants
#mousehole
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
3,297 11/12/2007 in which deuce wins the argument
deuce: AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO INJECT MYSELF WITH "INSULIN" AFTER A BIG MEAL
deuce
#deuce-solo
#diabetes
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
3,298 11/13/2007 spigot as foodstuff
spigot: I'M A FAT FUCKING DOLLY MADISON PIE deuce: T SPIGOT THEN I WILL EAT YOU
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#fatness
#pie
#woodring-field-background
3,299 11/14/2007 can you dig it
spigot: I WAS TOO BUSY THINKING ABOUT IF I COULD THAT I NEVER STOPPED TO THINK IF I SHOULD deuce: THAT KIND OF CRAP IS EXACTLY WHY I'M LEAVING THE INTERNET FOREVER !!!!!! pants: WAIT STOP pants: JEAN-CHARLES NO pants: OH TOO LATE pants: DOWN HE GOES
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#huffy-pants
#jean-charles
#jurassic-park
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
3,300 11/15/2007 good advice
spigot: I LIKE THE BONG BUT I PREFER THE PIPE
spigot
#bong
#marijuana
#pipe
#piss
#urinal-background
3,301 11/16/2007 tell me where you get it
pants: YOU START ozone: NO YOU START deuce: GRRR ozone: 5 pants: 4 deuce: 8 ozone: 3 pants: Q deuce: OKAY I MESSED UP
deuce
ozone
pants
#countdown
#deuce-ozone-pants
#sfw
#uncategorized-background
3,302 11/17/2007 jerk pizza bed
deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO GO OVER THE OUTLINE FOR THE EVENING AGAIN PLZ spigot: JERK, THEN THE PIZZA ARRIVES, THEN BED spigot: THE VIRGIN MARY APPEARED BEFORE ME AND THEN TOLD ME TO GO LICK DICK SO OPEN UP SIR (JINGLE CLICK) deuce: THIS ISN'T STILL PART OF MY ITINERARY IS IT
deuce
spigot
#dc-comics
#deuce-spigot
#kamandi
#pizza
#title-mismatch
3,303 11/18/2007 hurf
: He's not a real bear, you know. Not a real bear at alllllllllllllll spigot: SOMETIMES I FEEL HAPPY spigot: AND SOMETIMES I FEEL SAD spigot: *HURF* spigot: DAD'S BALLS
spigot
#balls
#caption
#deja-vu
#dj-rapekit
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
3,304 11/19/2007 the answer is pain
deuce: HGALUHUGLAHGAG pants: T DEUCE I HEAR THAT pants: CAN YOU LOVE ME deuce: IT'S "MAY YOU LOVE ME" AND THE ANSWER IS "PAIN" pants: MOST EXCELLENT
deuce
pants
#a-love-story
#ants
#coy-pants
#grapes
#sfw
#somber-deuce
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-field-background
3,305 11/20/2007 please pass nine pizzas
deuce: T SPIGOT BUT THAT IS A NORMAL CIGARETTE NOT A JOINT spigot: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!!?!? spigot: AND PLEASE PASS NINE PIZZAS!!!!!!! spigot: IN A FLOORWISE FASHION
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#edited
#marijuana
#masturbation
#munchies
#pizza
#sfw
3,306 11/21/2007 let's get down to business
deuce: HI FRIENDS !!!! pants: GOOD MORNING / GOOD MORNING / TO YOU pants: AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU deuce: WHO LIKES MY BALLS
deuce
pants
#balls
#business
#deuce-pants
#singing
#woodring-stairs-background
3,307 11/22/2007 gay about the face
spigot: GAY ABOUT THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: STARRING SPIGOT spigot: BRING OUT YOUR DONGS
spigot
#deja-vu
#dumbwaiter
#jean-charles
#mousehole
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
3,308 11/23/2007 two balls
spigot: DROPPING TWO BALLS OF DIFFERENT WEIGHTS FROM THE SAME HEIGHT WILL STILL HURT spigot: A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME IS UP THE NUTS WITH A HARD KICKY PUNCH spigot: EUREKA THE SCIENTIST SHOUTED WHEN HIS FAT DOPEY ASS DISPLACED WATER FROM THE TUB ALL OVER MY DUMB NUTS AND FACE
spigot
#archimedes
#balls
#galileo
#mousehole
#nuts
#nuts-of-spigot
#physics
#science
#shakespeare
#spigot-solo
#up-the-nuts
#woodring-room-background
3,309 11/24/2007 one ball
deuce: WATCH ME AS I ROLL THIS BALL DOWN THIS INCLINED PLANE deuce: AND deuce: THE BALL MYSTERIOUSLY ENDS UP IN MY ASS
deuce
#anal
#balls
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#mousehole
#science
#woodring-room-background
3,310 11/25/2007 not helping at all
deuce: I'M A VAMPIRE atandt: SUCK THIS deuce: THAT'S NOT HELPING ME JERK OFF
atandt
deuce
#enclave
#jerking-off
#mousehole
#somber-deuce
#sucking
#vampire
#white-background
3,311 11/26/2007 all your psychic energy
deuce: PEOPLE deuce: CAN WE CONCENTRATE FOR A MINUTE HERE deuce: I NEED ALL YOUR PSYCHIC ENERGY TO GET THROUGH THIS HERE JERK pants: THE FORCE IS STRONG IN THIS ONE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#jerking
#star-wars
#urinal-background
3,312 11/27/2007 one hand slapping
spigot: [A [A [A spigot: THAT'S THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING (OKAY SLAPPING) spigot: TELL PANTS (MY NUTS AND ASS)
spigot
#nuts-of-spigot
#spigot-solo
#vt100
#woodring-room-background
3,313 11/28/2007 waterfowl
pants: PERSONAL DOWNTIME spigot: HOW / MANY / DICKS pants: A GALLON I RECKON deuce: AIM IT THATAWAY spigot: SOMETHING SOMETHING / MUST I LICK pants: CHASING WATERFOWL THROUGH THE PARK pants: HONNNNNK deuce: DON'T GO CHASING WATERFOWL
deuce
pants
spigot
#bob-dylan
#deuce-pants-spigot
#honk
#singing
#tlc
#uncategorized-mosaic-background
3,314 11/29/2007 hey is funky
pants: PLEASE DON'T REFUSE ME TONIGHT pants: MASTURBATE ME QUICKLY SO I CAN GET BACK TO THE MOSH PIT pants: SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SHAKE IT BABY pants: IS FUNKY IS FUNKY pants: HEEEEEEEEY IS FUNKY
pants
#funky
#masturbation
#pants-solo
#uncategorized-background
#uncategorized-mosaic-background
3,315 11/30/2007 gay crimes
spigot: I WAS BANNED FROM THE CASTRO FOR GAY CRIMES I DIDN'T COMMIT
spigot
#a-team
#banned
#bay-area
#castro
#gay
#photo-background
#san-francisco
#spigot-solo
3,316 12/1/2007 any of this
pants: WHILE THE DICKS GIGGLE THE COCKS TICK deuce: SOME OF THE DICKS ARE NOT TICKLISH SO THEY DO NOT GIGGLE pants: WHAT DO THEY DO deuce: THEY JUST LOOK QUIZZICALLY AT YOU pants: AWWWW spigot: I AM NOT FOLLOWING ANY OF THIS spigot: SEALING MY EPISODE GUIDE IN A MYLAR BAG
deuce
pants
spigot
#cocks
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dicks
#television-background
3,317 12/2/2007 thank god
pants: T DEUCE THANK GOD I'M A COUNTRY BOY deuce: T PANTS GURGLE, SPURT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#urinal-background
3,318 12/3/2007 some english muffins
deuce: I BELIEVE I WILL HAVE SOME ENGLISH MUFFINS pants: THESE BALLS ARE THE PRIME SUSPECT IN THE CASE OF THE STUFFED MOUTH pants: PRESS [START] FOR DISGUSTING LICKING, SUCKING NOISES
deuce
pants
#balls
#crime
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#fat
#muffins
#woodring-stairs-background
3,319 12/4/2007 welcome to jerkcity
pants: WELCOME TO JERKCITY pants: NEARBY ATTRACTIONS INCLUDE A DIRT LOT AND A STARBUCKS pants: NO HISTORIC STEAM TRAINS RUN ANYWHERE NEAR HERE pants: WATERSLIDE BROKEN pants: NO GHOSTS EITHER pants: YOUR PERSONAL GUESTROOM COMES WITH A CHAMBERPOT pants: MUSIC AND NEWS OVER AM, FM BANDS (REQUIRES RECEIVER) pants: FREE PARKING pants: PARK IT AND LOCK IT -- NOT RESPONSIBLE pants: NO FISHING pants: CHIEF EXPORTS INCLUDE HEALTH-CARE PROFESSIONALS AND CLEAN TOWELS pants: SHOWTIME pants: NO TRIPLE-A DISCOUNT pants: PENSIONERS MUST SHOW ID pants: BATHROOMS CAMERA-FREE SINCE 2001 pants: NO CLEAN TOWELS TODAY pants: MASTURBATION WILL SET YOU FREE pants: ACTUAL CASH VALUE LESS DEDUCTIBLE pants: GOD BLESS THIS MESS (pants): "FAGGOT" pants: NO PAYMENT IS REQUIRED pants: THIS IS NOT A BILL pants: WISH YOU WERE HERE -- LOVE PANTS
pants
#am-radio
#bathroom
#bill
#bonequest-introduction
#cable
#camera
#chamberpot
#clean-towels
#comprehensively-tagged
#dirt
#dirt-lot
#faggot
#fishing
#fm-radio
#free-parking
#funloving-nonsense
#ghost
#god
#guestroom
#health-care
#health-care-professionals
#historic-steam-trains
#id
#masturbation
#music
#news
#overlong
#pants-solo
#parking
#pensioners
#radio
#receiver
#showtime
#starbucks
#steam
#steam-trains
#towel
#train
#triple-a-discount
#waterslide
#whisper
#woodring-den-background
3,320 12/5/2007 talking off the deuce
deuce: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING pants: SAFETY ORANGE PAINT
deuce
pants
#bionic
#deuce-pants
#sfw
#the-deuce
#white-background
3,321 12/6/2007 twenty-two hundred hours
pants: WE LICK DICK IN THE 21ST CENTURY -- OR 22ND, WHICHEVER IS THE REALLY GAY ONE deuce: NO TALKING pants: I CANNOT LICK DICK AND THINK AT THE SAME TIME deuce: FFFFFFFF deuce: I WANT YOUR HAND TO REPORT TO MY CROTCH AT 2200 HOURS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicklicking
#military-time
#woodring-field-background
3,322 12/7/2007 getting ready to eat you
deuce: DRIPPING deuce: GETTING READY TO EAT YOU deuce: QUEER
deuce
#beating-off
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#preparation
#starbucks
#woodring-field-background
3,323 12/8/2007 four right now
deuce: WHAT DO YOU MEAN KIND OF pants: WELL I'M SUCKING 4 RIGHT NOW deuce: I SEE pants: I CAN FIT YOU IN FOR A QUICK LUNCHTIME pants: HNLAUGH LUHGKLUBLAUG HLAUHGLUAHLGA GHLASHGLAHGLG OKAY NEVERMIND deuce: FAG
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
3,324 12/9/2007 fuck yeah
pants: YES I WILL HAVE ANOTHER DONG spigot: TWO FOR ME deuce: FUCK YEAH
deuce
pants
spigot
#dongs
#mountain-background
3,325 12/10/2007 spigot the bear feat. mc deuce
spigot: I ONCE / SEEN A PICTURE spigot: SEEN A PICTURE / SEEN A PICTURE deuce: I PAID TO SEE WAYNE NEWTON (THROWING SHIT)
deuce
spigot
#bionic
#deuce-spigot
#singing
#spigot-the-bear
#television-background
3,326 12/11/2007 this corny dream
pants: JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE IN THIS CORNY DREAM deuce: I MASTURBATE FREQUENTLY
deuce
pants
#deja-vu
#deuce-pants
#dream
#masturbation
#molestation
#twilight-zone
#woodring-stairs-background
3,327 12/12/2007 bionic wednesdays
deuce: HUHUHUUHHUUHUHHU pants: NO TRY THIS: pants: HUGALUGALUGAHUGALUGULAGHLAHG spigot: FOLKS YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT
deuce
pants
spigot
#bionic
#deuce-pants-spigot
#folks
#wednesday
#woodring-den-background
3,328 12/13/2007 not hard enough
: DEUCE LEAVES CHANNEL FAGGOT net: WHEN THE DEUCE LEAVES I JUST SLAM MY NUTS IN A DRAWER AND THEN I DON'T MISS HIM SO MUCH (net): NOT HARD ENOUGH -- STILL MISS HIM
deuce
net
#caption
#deuce-net
#dong-slamming
#genital-mutilation
#gravy
#irc
#not-gay
#the-deuce
#whisper
#woodring-stairs-background
3,329 12/14/2007 deuce eats the mouse cursor
spigot: FELONY DICKLICKING pants: OW MY EYE pants: ALL RIGHT WE'LL DO THE DAMN LOT COUNT deuce: FELONIOUS ASSAULT WITH A SPROINGING BONER pants: OW MY OTHER EYE deuce: NOW WE CAN TAKE HIS MONEY WITH COMPLETE ASSURANCE HE WILL NOT SEE US
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-eating-mouse-cursor
#deuce-pants-spigot
#huffy-pants
#mouse-cursor
#pants-implying-that-he-has-two-eyes
#sproing
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
3,330 12/15/2007 gettin' some
deuce: I'M STRANGLING BOTH OF YOU AND THEN HAVING SEX WITH YOUR CORPSES pants: WOO HOO
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#jean-charles
#murder
#necrophilia
3,331 12/16/2007 let us dance
pants: UNDERFULL \HBOX ???????? \RAGGEDBOTTOM ?????????? pants: LET US DANCE pants: WAIT WHAT pants: THIS MEANS WAR pants: STOMP MY GRAPES pants: GAY FATNESS PERSONIFIED : PANTS HAS BEEN SENDING MESSAGES TO YOU TOO RAPIDLY, AND IS NOW BEING IGNORED. deuce: WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE SO JACKOFFABLE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#fatness
#fatness-personified
#funloving-nonsense
#gay-fatness
#genital-mutilation
#grapes
#huffy-pants
#ignored
#jackoffable
#latex
#nuts-of-pants
#tex
#too-rapidly
3,332 12/17/2007 t deuce hey
deuce: GHLAGHLGA dick: T DEUCE HEY THAT TICKLES
deuce
dick
#deuce-dick
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
3,333 12/18/2007 they'll never wake us in time
: We now return to this week's episode of Spigot the Bear, already in progress. pants: THEY'LL NEVER WAKE US IN TIME!!! spigot: LOGGING IN AND LOGGING OUT REPEATEDLY IS THE CLOSEST I'LL EVER GET TO SEX
pants
spigot
#caption
#pants-spigot
#sex
#spigot-the-bear
#weird-pants-face
3,334 12/19/2007 is this it then
pants: IS THIS IT THEN pants: WHERE IS THE ROMANCE spigot: HONK
pants
spigot
#bionic
#honk
#pants-spigot
#photo-background
#sfw
3,335 12/20/2007 pants vs. jesus christ
pants: JESUS IS PRACTICALLY COMMANDING ME TO LIFT HIS ROBE deuce: WELL deuce: YOU'D BETTER DO IT deuce: HE HAS A WICKED MEAN BITE
deuce
pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#deuce-pants
#jesus
#urinal-background
3,336 12/21/2007 so gay
bung: IT HURTS deuce: I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING ANYMORE bung: MY CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM HAS FAILED deuce: I'M FUCKING YOUR ASS
bung
deuce
#anal
#ass-fucking
#bung-deuce
#numb
#pain
#uncategorized-mosaic-background
3,337 12/22/2007 line noise or cocksucking
deuce: BE A FUCKING MAN: LET ME PUT THIS IN YOU pants: BOTTLES, CANS deuce: PONTIACS, FORDS pants: I AM A RECYCLE BIN deuce: YOU HAVE A HOSPITAL STAY IN YOUR FUTURE pants: FADJFJFJFJFF JFJFFJFJFJFJFJFJFJFJF (LINE NOISE OR COCKSUCKING??? YOU CAN'T TELL CAN YOU)
deuce
pants
#cars
#deuce-pants
#hospital
#hypno-hustler
#line-noise
#uncategorized-background
3,338 12/23/2007 please and thank you
spigot: TRYING TO WORK ON MY PEOPLE SKILLS spigot: PLEASE MAY I SUCK IT SIR
spigot
#counter-strike
#jesus
#photo-background
#spigot-solo
3,339 12/24/2007 man tricks
pants: HEY HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME FUCK deuce: WELL OKAY pants: WHAT KIND OF SAUCE DO YOU WANT
deuce
pants
#a-love-story
#be-gay-with-me
#comics
#deja-vu
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#duplex
#gay
#sauce
#sex
#uncategorized-background
3,340 12/25/2007 merry christmas
spigot: WHAT I HATE IS THAT WEIRD FEELING WHERE YOU SUDDENLY BECOME OVERLY CONSCIOUS THAT THERE'S A HUGE DICK IN YOUR MOUTH
spigot
#blowjob
#christmas
#christmas-tree-lights
#mango
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
3,341 12/26/2007 best friends forever
deuce: I AM GOING TO BE SICK spigot: I THINK WE SHOULD JUST BE FRIENDS
deuce
spigot
#blue-background
#deuce-spigot
#sfw
3,342 12/27/2007 in which deuce eats the mouse cursor and nobody is happy about it
deuce: GLHGAHLGAHGA
deuce
#deuce-eating-mouse-cursor
#deuce-solo
#mouse-cursor
#sfw
#single-panel
#woodring-stairs-background
3,343 12/28/2007 if you could all please
spigot: IF YOU COULD ALL PLEASE BE QUIET deuce: HURBLBHLAHBAL pants: YEAH I HEAR YOU
deuce
pants
spigot
#be-quiet
#deuce-pants-spigot
#jean-charles
#sfw
#shut-up
#weird-pants-face
#white-background
3,344 12/29/2007 gray code
dick: POKE ME I MEAN IT deuce: ARE YOU AN ALIEN CIVILIZATION TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME deuce: IF SO YOU WILL HAVE TO TRANSMIT IN GAY CODE deuce: I MEAN GRAY CODE deuce: OH GOD I'M FOUND OUT
deuce
dick
#aliens
#deuce-dick
#dial-911
#gay-code
#uncategorized-mosaic-background
#uncategorized-photo-background
3,345 12/30/2007 stop and consider (do you ever)
pants: THIS SHIRT MAKES ME SUPER SEXY AND THAT PROBABLY MAKES UGLY PEOPLE FEEL EVEN WORSE THAN USUAL pants: DO YOU EVER STOP AND CONSIDER HOW THE UNSEXY PEOPLE FEEL atandt: I-- pants: THE CAKE IS A LIE atandt: I UH
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#portal
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
3,346 12/31/2007 arfy darfy
deuce: ARFY DARFY spigot: I WILL NOT spigot: BORED ALREADY
deuce
spigot
#bored
#deuce-spigot
#sfw
#urinal-background

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