No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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3,347 | 1/1/2008 | why spigot: WHY DOES MY HEAD HURT EVERY FUCKING MORNING |
spigot |
#headache #sfw #spigot-solo |
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3,348 | 1/2/2008 | teaching you to swim ozone: INIT: SINGLE USER MODE
ozone: HAVING SOME KIND OF PROBLEM
deuce: COCKS
ozone: THE SYSTEM IS BEING SHUT DOWN NOW !!!
deuce: LHGLHAGHLAGLHAG |
deuce ozone |
#cocks #cocksucking-noises #deuce-ozone #shutdown #shutdown-now #single-user-mode #unix #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,349 | 1/3/2008 | my mouth is always foolish pants: RUNNING FROM MY MOUTH IS ALWAYS FOOLISH
pants: WHERE WAS I
pants: AH YES |
pants |
#mouth #mouth-of-pants #pants-solo |
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3,350 | 1/4/2008 | don't make me say it pants: THAT WAS THEN, THIS IS ANAL
pants: HELLO WORLD
pants: A FOOLPROOF MASTER PLAN INVOLVING MY BALLS
pants: FUDGE DALEKS ?????? EWWW
pants: I WIPE THE POLE DOWN BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHERE THE ONE BEFORE ME HAS BEEN
pants: IS MY BONER A SHARP OBJECT??? OW OW OW YES
pants: TRACE ("PENIS");
pants: EVERYTHING IS FOOD WHERE I COME FROM (DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT) |
pants |
#anal #boner #dalek #food #funloving-nonsense #hello-world #pants-solo #programming #uncategorized-mosaic-background #weird-pants-face |
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3,351 | 1/5/2008 | learning to suck : Ladies and Gentlemen, for your consideration, Spigot the Bear.
(spigot): LEARNING TO SUCK
spigot: HONK BONK
spigot: NO
spigot: HURF BURF
spigot: NO
spigot: HOMPH HOMPH
spigot: NO |
spigot |
#caption #homph #honk #hurf #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #whisper #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,352 | 1/6/2008 | cotton picking deuce: I'M GOING TO PUT YOU TO WORK PICKING COTTON
pants: XDVXFDFH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants |
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3,353 | 1/7/2008 | all over my face and hands deuce: GOD JUST SMILES UPON ME
deuce: OR IS THAT PISSING ALL OVER MY FACE AND HANDS
deuce: I LOVE YOU YOU KNOW |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #god #piss #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,354 | 1/8/2008 | all these pills in my mouth spigot: OH GOD I'M A USELESS OLD WHORE
spigot: MAYBE I CAN STUFF ALL THESE PILLS IN MY MOUTH AND DIE
spigot: BLHALBURHG* @$UO:N (&AUR>B(^% |
spigot |
#pills #spigot-solo #suicide #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,355 | 1/9/2008 | from dick to dick dick: FLITTING ABOUT FROM DICK TO DICK LIKE A HUMMINGBIRD IN SEARCH OF NECTAR
deuce: BANG |
deuce dick |
#bang #deuce-dick #dick #dick-to-dick #hummingbird #nectar #violence #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,356 | 1/10/2008 | choose your hole deuce: [REDACTED] [REDACTED] HOLES [REDACTED]
deuce: IT'S YOUR HOLE
deuce: YOU PICK |
deuce |
#censored #censored-erection #choice #deuce-solo #hole #redacted-text #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,357 | 1/11/2008 | do that trick atandt: HOLY BALLS
spigot: DO THAT TRICK WHERE YOU SHUT UP |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #balls #shut-up #woodring-field-background |
|
3,358 | 1/12/2008 | i can feel it deuce: T SPIGOT I CAN FEEL A SQUIRT COMING
spigot: HUHRRRRRRRRRR I'M RETARDED AND JOYFUL |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #mousehole #retard #squirt #woodring-room-background |
|
3,359 | 1/13/2008 | urmph spigot: IS THIS THE GRRRL WIDE WEB?!??!!?
deuce: HUHUUHHUHU HITTING ME
spigot: OVER AND OVER IN THE SAME SPOT
spigot: URMPH
spigot: URMPH |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #physical-comedy #sfw #urinal-background |
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3,360 | 1/14/2008 | deuce on fire deuce: GHLGALHGAHGAHLGALHGA
deuce: SPONTANEOUSLY CATHCES FIRE BUT CONTINUES
deuce: GHHGAHAGLGHGALGHL |
deuce |
#blue-background #cocksucking-noises #deuce-solo #spontaneous-combustion |
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3,361 | 1/15/2008 | squeeze the orange juice out of me pants: BUHHHHHHHHHH
atandt: HUHHHHHH
pants: SQUEEZE
pants: THE
atandt: HEY
pants: ORANGE
pants: JUICE
atandt: QUIT IT |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #blue-background #fighting-irish-pose #juice |
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3,362 | 1/16/2008 | boom bam bam bam napalm pants: I JUST WANT TO SEE THE MISSILES HIT THE BUILDINGS IN COLOR THIS TIME
deuce: WHATEVER AS LONG AS THE PRICE OF GAS GOES DOWN AND DIRTY PEOPLE DIE
pants: LIBYA IS NEXT, THEN MICHIGAN
pants: BOOM BAM BAM BAM NAPALM |
deuce pants |
#blue-background #deuce-pants #gasoline #michigan |
|
3,363 | 1/17/2008 | some of these : DEUCE FLUSHES TOILET
spigot: MY DREAMS
spigot: SPLASH SPLOSH OH GOD SOME OF THESE MIGHT BE SALVAGABLE |
deuce spigot |
#blue-background #bonequest-hi-fi #caption #deja-vu #deuce-spigot #dreams #drunk-deuce #sfw #toilet |
|
3,364 | 1/18/2008 | huh ow ow ow spigot: HUH OW OW OW
deuce: T SPIGOT ARE YOU IN PAIN ?!??!?!
: SPIGOT CHOKES "NO" |
deuce spigot |
#caption #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #green-background #pain #sfw |
|
3,365 | 1/19/2008 | bullet in you deuce: BULLET IN YOU
pants: I'M JERKING IT
deuce: HURRAY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #green-background #jerking |
|
3,366 | 1/20/2008 | scooping, shoveling net: HELP ME I'M BIG AND FAT
deuce: SCOOPING AND SHOVELING
net: SMOOTHING AND CARESSING
deuce: PACKING AND LEAVING |
deuce net |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-net #drunk-deuce #fatness #green-background #sfw |
|
3,367 | 1/21/2008 | yay yay yay spigot: THAT'S RIGHT YAY FOR ME AND BOTH MY BALLS
spigot: T DEUCE THAT'S A TOTAL OF THREE YAYS
deuce: GHALGHLAGBLAG |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #celebration #deuce-spigot #green-background #nuts-of-spigot #sql |
|
3,368 | 1/22/2008 | slap my cock please bung: T DEUCE SLAP MY COCK PLEASE
deuce: IF I'M A COCK THEN EAT ME FI
deuce: CASE UP THE NUTS ) CHEW IT ;; ESAC
bung: YOU ARE A TRUE FUCKING FAGGOT |
bung deuce |
#badly-pasted-title #bash #blue-background #bung-deuce #cocks #faggots #mouse-cursor #nuts #unix #up-the-nuts |
|
3,369 | 1/23/2008 | thundercats deuce: THUNDERCATS [REDACTED]
deuce: NOT THAT THAT WASN'T [REDACTED] BUT IT'S STILL [REDACTED]
pants: AYE LAD |
deuce pants |
#blue-background #censored #deuce-pants #redacted-text #scottish |
|
3,370 | 1/24/2008 | a plump night out spigot: STALKING AND KILLING WHOEVER DREAMED UP PORN MODELS PAINTED UP WITH CLOWN FACES AND CIRCUS MOTIFS
pants: STARTING TO THINK THAT A REAL HUSTLER PHOTOGRAPHER WOULDN'T BE NAKED ALSO |
pants spigot |
#blue-background #bonequest-hd #clown #pants-spigot #plump #porn |
|
3,371 | 1/25/2008 | good sir i applaud your support deuce: COCKS
pants: COCKS INDEED !!!!!! GOOD SIR I APPLAUD YOUR SUPPORT
deuce: HANDLE ME
pants: MANHANDLE OR JUST REGULAR HANDLE
deuce: JUST GET DOWN ON IT |
deuce pants |
#badly-pasted-title #blue-background #deuce-pants #kool-and-the-gang |
|
3,372 | 1/26/2008 | this jar of peanut butter net: BUT WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER
pants: YOU FUCKED HIM WITH THE BUNNY AND IT MELTED BWAAAHHHH (SAD)
deuce: NOT RIGHT AWAY BECAUSE I FROZE IT FIRST
pants: I'M SURE YOU GOT A GOOD 20-30 MINUTES OF FROZEN BUNNY FUCKING IN
deuce: REALLY 10-15 BUT WHO CARES I'M FUCKING YOU NEXT BITCH |
deuce net pants |
#blue-background #bunny #deuce-net-pants #ice-cream #sad |
|
3,373 | 1/27/2008 | in all seriousness net: T PANTS I'D JUST LIKE TO POINT OUT HOW CHOCOLATEY MY BUTTHOLE IS AT THE MOMENT
net: T PANTS LICKABLY SOFT/CHOCOLATEY
net: T PANTS IN ALL SERIOUSNESS I'M TIRED OF HINTING. I NEED A RIM JOB SOMETHING AWFUL
pants: I'LL GET THE HUGGIES |
net pants |
#blue-background #butthole #diapers #net-pants #rimjob |
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3,374 | 1/28/2008 | donut field spigot: DONUT FIELD
pants: JIMBO WALES LIKES TO POOP
spigot: FALAFEL WORKSHOP
pants: DON'T TAKE THAT SWARTHY TONE WITH ME
spigot: "SHOE ME IN THE NUTS, I'M A CLOWN" THEN I FORGET THE REST
pants: LOOK AT TARGET AND BLINK RAPIDLY TO INSTALL |
pants spigot |
#blue-background #clown #donut #falafel #farts #huffy-pants #jimbo-wales #pants-spigot #wikipedia |
|
3,375 | 1/29/2008 | a towel and some certs deuce: WANGS ?
pants: WANGS !
deuce: UNCERTAIN BUT WILLING TO LEARN MORE !!
pants: IF ONLY I HAD SOMEONE TO COACH AND TEACH
deuce: I HAVE AN IDEA
spigot: I'LL BRING A TOWEL AND SOME CERTS |
deuce pants spigot |
#blue-background #deuce-pants-spigot #dicks #education |
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3,376 | 1/30/2008 | alone again spigot: T DEUCE I WILL TALK YOU THROUGH IT
spigot: LICK
spigot: DICK
spigot: PRICK
spigot: BONG
deuce: GLAGLAG
spigot: DONG
: SPIGOT HAS BEEN SENDING MESSAGES TO YOU TOO RAPIDLY, AND IS NOW BEING IGNORED. |
deuce spigot |
#bong #deuce-spigot #dicks #dong #drunk-deuce #pricks #too-rapidly #woodring-field-background |
|
3,377 | 1/31/2008 | jerkcity alarm deuce: JERKCITY ALARM
spigot: IS THAT ANYTHING LIKE THE RAVE ALARM (WEARING MY TIGHT PANTS) |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #rave #sfw #television-background #tight-pants #title-mismatch |
|
3,378 | 2/1/2008 | christmas 2008 pants: SPIGOT THE BEAR
spigot: CHRISTMAS 2008
pants: V I S I T T H E O F F I C I A L S I T E
spigot: SPIGOTTHEBEARMOVIE.COM
pants: THIS FILM NOT YET RATED
spigot: SONYPICTURESCLASSICS.COM/MIRAMAX/ASSETS/S/SPIGOTTHEBEAR?TRACK=84KRF84KF8J37RJ98FJR |
pants spigot |
#christmas #mousehole #pants-spigot #sony #spigot-the-bear #title-mismatch #url #woodring-room-background |
|
3,379 | 2/2/2008 | on my chin deuce: LET'S REVERSE ENGINEER MY BALLS
bung: IS THE GOAL LARGER/FASTER BALLS OR CHEAPER BALLS?
deuce: T BUNG THE GOAL IS TO FIGURE OUT HOW THEY WORK !!!!! DUH
bung: T DEUCE THEY WORK LIKE THIS:
bung: SMACK SMACK SMACK ON MY CHIN |
bung deuce |
#balls #bung-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,380 | 2/3/2008 | never again spigot: HURRBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB HORK HURLUP
spigot: NEVER AGAIN
spigot: HURBLURBLURBLURBLURBLURBLUR COCKS HONK |
spigot |
#cocks #deja-vu #honk #hork #hurlup #spigot-solo |
|
3,381 | 2/4/2008 | more forceful now deuce: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM DICKS
pants: MMMMMMMM MMMMMMM MORE DICKS
deuce: AGHAGLHA
pants: SEZ YOU
deuce: GAHGLAHGLAG HALGHLAG HAL MORE FORCEFUL NOW
pants: GLUAH GLAHGLAH GLUAH GLAHLGAHGG FEELING THE FORCE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicklicking |
|
3,382 | 2/5/2008 | this fine morning : ON TEH LEFT, SPIGOT TEH BEAR. ON TEH RITE: DEUCE (DO NOT LET HIM NOM ON YOU)
spigot: I SURE AM GAY THIS FINE MORNING
deuce: I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME
spigot: MUST BE GAY SPORES IN THE AIR OR SOMETHING
deuce: SOMEBODY FLUSH US PLEASE |
deuce spigot |
#caption #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #gay #memespeak #mousehole #prose #spigot-the-bear #typo #woodring-room-background #zombies |
|
3,383 | 2/6/2008 | beer and a nap spigot: LET'S SING OR SOMETHING
spigot: ONLY THREE MORE HOURS TO BEER AND A NAP
spigot: LET'S NOT ALWAYS SEE THE SAME DICKS |
spigot |
#beer #blue-background #spigot-solo |
|
3,384 | 2/7/2008 | a love story pants: BLOWING DUDES IS THIRSTY WORK
deuce: EWWWWWWW |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #blowjobs #deuce-pants #disgusting #nom #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,385 | 2/8/2008 | do not speak lightly pants: YOU SPIN IT AND IF SQUIGGILY NUMBERS COME UP, WE KISS
deuce: UH OH
spigot: TEH PR0N!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: SIR DO NOT SPEAK LIGHTLY OF THE PORN |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #dreidel #memespeak #party-game #porn #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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3,386 | 2/9/2008 | every one of them pants: PENIS ON A BEACH
deuce: FLAPPING, FLAILING |
deuce pants |
#beach #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #flap #penis #suck #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,387 | 2/10/2008 | redemp tion deuce: REDEMPTION
pants: COME ON MY FACE
deuce: WITHDRAWING REDEMPTION REQUEST |
deuce pants |
#badly-pasted-title #deuce-pants #facial #redemption #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,388 | 2/11/2008 | please send pants: T DEUCE PLEASE SEND NAKED PHOTOS
deuce: ASAP
deuce: THAT MEANS WITH EXTRA JERKSAUCE |
deuce pants |
#chat-room #deuce-pants #jerksauce #robocop #white-background |
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3,389 | 2/12/2008 | 1976 : Deuce (left), Spigot (right)
deuce: 1976
deuce: THAT'S A YEAR AS WELL AS A NUMBER
spigot: I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT LIKE THAT |
deuce spigot |
#caption #deuce-spigot #frog #grapes #photo-background #sfw #spurty-frog #stage-directions #uncategorized-mosaic-background |
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3,390 | 2/13/2008 | don't let him make you dizzy spigot: DEW-DAPPLED BONERS
spigot: AND WARM WOOLEN MITTEN |
spigot |
#dizzy #julie-andrews #mountain-background #my-favorite-things #singing #spigot-solo |
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3,391 | 2/14/2008 | wheatgrass & saltwater dick: I AM BEGGING YOU ALL TO MAKE ME A SUPERMODEL
pants: GAHLUGUHALUGHAG WHEATGRASS AND SALTWATER AHLGUAHULGAG |
dick pants |
#anorexia #bulimia #dick-pants #dieting #photo-background #saltwater #supermodel #weight-loss #wheatgrass |
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3,392 | 2/15/2008 | love song for deuce (skit) pants: A BEAR NAMED SPIGOT
deuce: WELL
deuce: YOU'VE GOT TO BEAT THAT BEAR OFF
pants: ?!?
: HTTP://JERKCITY.COM/LS4D.MP3 |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dj-rapekit #script #spigot-the-bear #url #woodring-den-background |
|
3,393 | 2/16/2008 | t pants, t deuce deuce: T PANTS THESE AREN'T THE BALLS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
pants: T DEUCE THESE AREN'T THE BALLS I'M LOOKING FOR |
deuce pants |
#balls #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants #jedi-mind-trick #star-wars #woodring-field-background |
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3,394 | 2/17/2008 | that other guy pants: T SPIGOT WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT NO COCKS AFTER 10PM
pants: T SPIGOT OH SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WERE THAT OTHER GUY
pants: T DEUCE WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT NO COCKS AFTER 10PM |
deuce pants spigot |
#deja-vu #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #woodring-field-background |
|
3,395 | 2/18/2008 | i see you sucking : Pants (left), Spigot the Bear (right, not a real bear)
pants: I SEE YOU SUCKING
spigot: I REALLY DO NOT THINK THAT YOU DO |
pants spigot |
#caption #pants-spigot #spigot-the-bear #stage-directions #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
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3,396 | 2/19/2008 | towering over me spigot: {{{{{{{{ PRICKBEAR }}}}}}}}}
pants: TOWERING OVER ME WHILE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #woodring-field-background |
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3,397 | 2/20/2008 | from all the way over here spigot: I CAN SEE HOW GAY YOU ARE FROM ALL THE WAY OVER HERE
deuce: IS THAT MY CUE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #gay #woodring-field-background |
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3,398 | 2/21/2008 | flagged for removal spigot: THIS POSTING HAS BEEN FLAGGED FOR REMOVAL.
spigot: COME BACK FAKE SEX LADY |
spigot |
#angry-panel #come-back #craigslist #mountain-background #spam #spigot-solo |
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3,399 | 2/22/2008 | upper case deuce: CAPSLOCK + SHIFT = NO CAPS |
deuce |
#caps-lock #deuce-solo #hey-its-rands #keyboard #lowercase #photo-background #sfw #uncensored #words-of-wisdom |
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3,400 | 2/23/2008 | suicide spigot: S U I C I D E
deuce: DALFHDSFH |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #mountain-background #suicide |
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3,401 | 2/24/2008 | too complicated to follow deuce: THIS IS ALL GETTING TOO COMPLICATED TO FOLLOW
pants: CHEW ME OFF
deuce: SNAKEBITES AHOY
pants: ===DRINKING ALERT===
deuce: I HAZ A BUNNEH
pants: CALLING THE EFF |
deuce pants |
#ahoy #deuce-pants #eff #sfw #uncategorized-mosaic-background |
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3,402 | 2/25/2008 | i'm a hustler, baby deuce: LOVE CONNECTION
pants: DOWN IN FRONT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #hustler |
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3,403 | 2/26/2008 | dorm rooms deuce: [HOW ABOUT] FISTING ME WITH THAT THERE BASEBALL BAT
deuce: IF YOU PUT ME UP YOU I POISON YOUR COLON
spigot: THESE DORM ROOMS ARE LIKE FAGGOT OVENS
deuce: I NEVER KNEW TRUE LOVE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-spigot #holocaust #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,404 | 2/27/2008 | and everybody celebrates accordingly deuce: I SAID COCKS
pants: I HEAR YOU BROTHER
deuce: OH YES
pants: BRING IT ON
deuce: COCKS I SAY
pants: HALLELUJAH |
deuce pants |
#cocks #deuce-pants #hallelujah #title-mismatch #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,405 | 2/28/2008 | buncha bums pants: HAW HAW WE MADE HIM CRY
pants: WHAT A SISSY
pants: NOW LIGHT HIM ON FIRE |
pants |
#fire #haw-haw-haw #pants-solo #sfw #title-mismatch #violence #woodring-den-background |
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3,406 | 2/29/2008 | not stopping him deuce: COCKSUCKING BEHAVIOR IS CONTROLLED BY THE PANCREAS
pants: EEW
deuce: AS WE ALL LEARNED IN SCIENTICIAN STUDY
pants: GROSSED OUT BY THE PANCREAS PART OF THE COCKSUCKING
deuce: BUT THAT'S NOT STOPPING YOU IS IT
pants: NO SIR |
deuce pants |
#anatomy #cocksucking #deuce-pants #mousehole #science #woodring-room-background |
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3,407 | 3/1/2008 | lap and face area pants: JESUS WANTS A SACRIFICE
spigot: I CAN FEEL THE FAT PUSHING ITS WAY INTO MY LAP!!!!!!!!
spigot: AND FACE AREA!!!!! |
pants spigot |
#fat #jesus #pants-spigot #spigot-points #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,408 | 3/2/2008 | drown me in the bathtub pants: DROWN ME IN THE BATHTUB
pants: BUT STOP JUST AFTER I SPURT
pants: THANKS
deuce: GAHLAHGLUAGAG |
deuce pants |
#autoerotic-asphyxiation #cocksucking-noises #deuce-pants #drowning #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,409 | 3/3/2008 | jerk bug deuce: I'M A JERK BUG
pants: BUGGERY IT IS THEN
deuce: BUT WAIT I |
deuce pants |
#buggery #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #woodring-room-background |
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3,410 | 3/4/2008 | a valuable lesson deuce: (WISTFULLY) WE ALL LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON THAT DAY
deuce: CLEARLY HAVING AN ENTIRELY UNRELATED INTERNAL CONVERSATION
pants: HUALGHUALHGULAUG |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking-noises #deuce-pants #mousehole #sfw #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
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3,411 | 3/5/2008 | we hardly knew ye : A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR BIONIC WEDNESDAY |
spigot |
#bionic #high-res #sfw #spigot-solo #wednesday |
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3,412 | 3/6/2008 | don't use the doll pants: WHERE DID THE MAN TOUCH YOU
pants: NO, DON'T USE THE DOLL
pants: JUST TOUCH ME |
pants |
#bonequest-hd #pants-solo |
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3,413 | 3/7/2008 | why the dinosaurs died out deuce: RAPING ME BACK IN TIME
pants: DON'T RAPE ANYTHING ELSE WHILE YOU'RE BACK THERE (LIKE OUR GRANDFATHERS)
pants: WHY THE DINOSAURS DIED OUT
deuce: MAKING MY GRANDFATHER RAPE YOUR GRANDFATHER AT GUNPOINT
deuce: BECAUSE I'M AN INNOVATOR
pants: BLESS YOU SIR (AS I SLOWLY CEASE TO EXIST) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dinosaurs #drunk-deuce #grandfather-paradox #rape #time-travel #woodring-field-background |
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3,414 | 3/8/2008 | running away pants: RE: WIPING MY DICK OFF AND RUNNING AWAY TO FIND ANOTHER STARBUCKS/RAPE CENTER |
pants |
#pants-solo #rape #starbucks #title-mismatch #urinal-background |
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3,415 | 3/9/2008 | that sour-grapes look spigot: ALSO YOU'VE BARELY EVEN LOOKED AT MY BALLS
spigot: EITHER ONE
spigot: WIPE THAT SOUR-GRAPES LOOK OFF YOUR FACE AND GET SMOOSHY |
pants |
#balls #mountain-background #smoosh #spigot-solo #title-mismatch |
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3,416 | 3/10/2008 | takes two deuce: FUCK
pants: TAKES TWO TO TANGO
deuce: THIS ROOM SMELLS LIKE MENSTRUATION
pants: ME TO BEAT OFF AND YOU TO HATE IT |
deuce pants |
#beating-off #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #menstruation #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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3,417 | 3/11/2008 | fail at jerkcity |
spigot |
#behind-the-scenes #modal-popup #spigot-solo #title-mismatch #windows-dialogue |
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3,418 | 3/12/2008 | a moment of silence : OH BIONIC WEDNESDAY WE HARDLY KNEW YE |
pants |
#bionic #caption #high-res #pants-solo #television-background #wednesday |
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3,419 | 3/13/2008 | with respect to me deuce: HOW ABOUT REGARDING YOUR BIG FAT ASS
spigot: AND WHAT ABOUT WITH RESPECT TO ME KICKING YOUR NUTS
deuce: T SPIGOT THIS TOO SHALL PASS |
deuce spigot |
#ass #deuce-spigot #fantastic-four-background #nuts |
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3,420 | 3/14/2008 | look what he can do deuce: DICKS OVER HERE THIS WAY
pants: JL: AEFJL: DFJL:SDJL: DJL: DSFJL:SDFJ
pants: LOOK WHAT I CAN DO K:SFJLKSJFLSKDFJLSKDFJLSFJ
pants: I'M THE KING |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #king #spam #title-mismatch #woodring-room-background |
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3,421 | 3/15/2008 | bonk'd pants: SQUIRT
deuce: IT BURNS, ETC.
pants: BONK ME
deuce: I BONK THEE
pants: BOTH EYES
deuce: POOR YOU (BONK) |
deuce pants |
#bonk #facial #mousehole #pants-implying-that-he-has-two-eyes #physical-comedy #somber-deuce #squirt #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
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3,422 | 3/16/2008 | lost in scotland net: HELP I'M LOST IN SCOTLAND WITH A VT100
dick: LET'S ZOOM IN |
dick net |
#mousehole #scotland #sfw #vt100 #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,423 | 3/17/2008 | don't look at him deuce: EATING IT UP
spigot: PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT SPIGOT
spigot: DON'T LOOK
spigot: WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #eating #woodring-field-background |
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3,424 | 3/18/2008 | welcome!!!!!!!!! : LEFT: SPIGOT THE BEAR
: RIGHT: DEUCE FROM JERKCITY (DO NOT FEED)
deuce: I LOVE HARD COCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
deuce spigot |
#caption #cock #deuce-spigot #nom #spigot-the-bear #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background |
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3,425 | 3/19/2008 | now it's just plain old wednesday : SUCK IT, FATTY
pants: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
pants: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK HALUGHALUGHLUBAG HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR |
pants |
#bionic #pants-solo #title-mismatch #wednesday |
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3,426 | 3/20/2008 | not understanding : HE'S NOT A REAL BEAR YOU KNOW
spigot: OKAY TOOK A DUMP IN HER CUBE AND SHE STILL HASN'T EMAILED ME HER PHONE
spigot: NOT UNDERSTANDING |
spigot |
#caption #cubicles #poo #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,427 | 3/21/2008 | slap them deuce: GRAB YOUR ANKLES PEOPLE IT'S THE DEUCE
spigot: T DEUCE CAN I HAVE AN ALLOWANCE
deuce: BYE FAGGOT |
deuce spigot |
#allowance #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #the-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,428 | 3/22/2008 | please get hard pants: I'M HARD
deuce: WHO ISN'T
pants: YOU APPARENTLY
pants: GET HARD PLEASE
pants: THANK YOU |
deuce pants |
#boner #deuce-pants #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,429 | 3/23/2008 | okay quiet no talking spigot: OKAY QUIET NO TALKING DURING MACNEIL/LEHRER
deuce: DON'T TRY AND FOOL US SPIGOT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THAT STUFF
spigot: TRYING TO LEARN ABOUT BONSIA AND CHEVENESERESSCHIHA |
deuce spigot |
#current-events #deuce-spigot #foreign-affairs #pbs-newshour #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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3,430 | 3/24/2008 | sex boat on my car deuce: ANGRY ABOUT THIS PEOPLE
pants: VERY UPSET ALSO
deuce: GIMME SOME HEAD
spigot: OKAY VERY FUNNY WHO WROTE "SEX BOAT" ON MY CAR |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #sex-boat #vandalism #woodring-field-background |
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3,431 | 3/25/2008 | same damn thing atandt: WHAT WE NEED IS ONE MORE DICK I THINK
deuce: T ATANDT I HAVE FIVE ON ORDER
atandt: ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME THING HERE
deuce: YES
deuce: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT DICKS RIGHT |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #dicks #somber-deuce #white-background |
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3,432 | 3/26/2008 | your call is ery important to us spigot: OKAY SIR!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: THANKS FOR YOUR FAT MOUTHY WORDS AND OPINION
spigot: [TRASH] |
spigot |
#fat #mouth #sfw #spigot-solo |
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3,433 | 3/27/2008 | welcome to the real world pants: OW OW OW
spigot: WELL LADY WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
deuce: THAT LOOKS REALLY PAINFUL !!!!
deuce: GLAD I AM SITTING IN THIS CHAIR NOT EXERTING ANY ENERGY
pants: THIS IS WHERE I COME IN
deuce: I'M CONVERTING FOOD CALORIES INTO ANGER |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #fatness #mouse-cursor #sfw #spigot-points #urinal-background |
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3,434 | 3/28/2008 | space dicks pants: WHEN IS THE NEXT MOON LANDING
deuce: WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
pants: MOON DICKS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #moon #moon-dicks #space #space-dicks #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,435 | 3/29/2008 | trying to fit in spigot: YAY FOR SPIGOT
spigot: TIDDLY IDDLY HUP BUP
spigot: TAPPA DAPPA DUMP
spigot: TRYING TO FIT IN
spigot: {{{{{{{{ BYE TO ALL MY ONLINE FRIENDS FOREVER }}}}}}}}} |
spigot |
#goodbye-to-all-my-online-friends-forever #internet #online-friends #sfw #singing #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background #yay-for-spigot |
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3,436 | 3/30/2008 | what are you gonna do about it deuce: WHOO
pants: I CAN FEEL YOU
deuce: I'M IN YOU
deuce: SO I'M NOT SURPRISED YOU CAN
pants: DOWN THE HATCH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mouse-cursor #was-re #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,437 | 3/31/2008 | what are we talking about deuce: MAN, WHAT AN IDIOT
spigot: I'LL SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!! |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #deuce-spigot #glory-hole #urinal-background |
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3,438 | 4/1/2008 | tell the wikitruth pants: LEMME SHOW YOU SOME-THING
pants: PLEASE EXCUSE ME BUT I GOT TO ASK:
pants: WILL WIKIMEDIA TAKE PHOTOCOPIES OF MY RECEIPTS FOR HOOKERS OR DO THEY NEED THE ORIGINALS (MOSTLY BUSINESS CARDS) |
pants |
#citation-needed #mouse-cursor #pants-solo #photo-background #prostitute #wikipedia |
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3,439 | 4/2/2008 | jerkcity 101 pants: DO ME IN
pants: JERKCITY-101 ONLY AVAILABLE EVERY OTHER QUARTER
pants: OKAY THAT'S IT I'M LICKING THEM ALL OVER AGAIN FROM THE START HLUGAB HLUABGLUHALBAG :HGSA:AHG:LAGADYFG OW OW OW QUIT IT LAHGHALUGHULAHUUGLAG |
pants |
#pants-solo #uncategorized-mosaic-background |
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3,440 | 4/3/2008 | logs spigot: T DEUCE I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU THROW THE WORD "LOGS" AROUND
deuce: I DON'T LIKE ANY OF YOU PEOPLE
deuce: I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT |
deuce spigot |
#choking-hazard #deuce-spigot #logs #photo-background #sfw #uncategorized-mosaic-background |
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3,441 | 4/4/2008 | when the lights go down spigot: T DEUCE WHAT IS FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU TODAY
deuce: T SPIGOT MAKE ME PRETEND TO BE YOUR DOG
spigot: T DEUCE I LIKE SQUIRTING HONEY MUSTARD AND OIL AND VINEGAR ALL OVER MINE
deuce: T SPIGOT YOUR WHAT
deuce: SCARED NOW |
deuce spigot |
#bong #deuce-spigot #dog #hot-dog #mustard #photo-background #uncategorized-mosaic-background |
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3,442 | 4/5/2008 | tube fruit spigot: NO WAY IS THAT FRUIT ROLLED UP INTO A TUBE
pants: YES WAY
pants: FUCKING STUFFING IT INTO YOUR MOUTH
pants: VERY UPSET HERE |
pants spigot |
#alabama #carry-on-my-wayward-son #fruit-rollup #huffy-pants #kansas #map #pants-spigot #song #uncategorized-mosaic-background |
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3,443 | 4/6/2008 | new style pants: HLUAGHULUHALGAG NOM NOM NOM
pants: OM NOM NOM NOM GAHULGUHALG BUHLUHLAGHLAHGAG
pants: THOSE TWO THINGS DON'T MIX WELL |
pants |
#balls #pants-solo |
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3,444 | 4/7/2008 | jerkcity forever and ever and ever pants: STILL HERE
pants: STILL TURNING THE CRANK, MAKING MORE
pants: STILL MASTURBATING NIGHTLY TO THE WEIRD PANTS FACE
pants: STILL CHOKING THEM UNCONSCIOUS THEN RUNNING AWAY WITHOUT PAYING
pants: STILL DAYDREAMING ABOUT THE BRUISES I LEFT ON YOU
pants: STILL RUBBING YOUR NOSE IN IT
pants: STILL MOPPING IT UP WITH YOUR HAIR
pants: JERKCITY FOREVER |
pants |
#cocks #irc #masturbation #mop #mountain-background #pants-solo #weird-pants-face |
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3,445 | 4/8/2008 | cold dead hands pants: LOOK HOW ME SEXY
pants: NOW YOU GOT THE JUICE
pants: PRYING THE GUN FROM HIS COLD, DEAD HANDS ONLY TO REPLACE IT WITH MY DONG |
pants |
#charlton-heston #pants-solo #second-amendment #the-juice #title-mismatch #woodring-room-background |
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3,446 | 4/9/2008 | eating through a straw deuce: HURR EATING THROUGH A STRAW AND STARING INTO SPACE FOREVER MORE
deuce: HURRRDGLGURRNNN NAKED |
deuce |
#black-background #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #sfw |
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3,447 | 4/10/2008 | hey look here deuce: HURBLE BURBLE
deuce: LOOK AT ME CHOKE THEM DOWN
deuce: HEY LOOK HERE
deuce: HURBLE BURBLE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #hurble-burble #woodring-field-background |
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3,448 | 4/11/2008 | yes, please deuce: URRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
spigot: I DON'T FOLLOW BUT YES PLEASE WITH THE JIZZMOPPERY |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #jizzmop #mountain-background |
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3,449 | 4/12/2008 | walk up and honk deuce: HONK ON YOU
pants: I SERIOUSLY DO NOT RECOMMEND THAT YOU JUST WALK UP AND HONK ALL O--
pants: HALHGLUAHGLUAH GLUAHGLUAG OKAY NEVERMIND |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking-noises #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #honk #sfw #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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3,450 | 4/13/2008 | all over my new dress pants: HURF UGH
pants: TAKING IT
pants: JUST LOOK AT THE MESS YOU MADE
spigot: ALL OVER MY NEW DRESS AND SHOES AND MEMBERS-ONLY JACKET |
pants spigot |
#members-only #pants-spigot #urinal-background |
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3,451 | 4/14/2008 | could you please elaborate deuce: COULD YOU PLEASE ELABORATE
deuce: AND BY THAT I MEAN SUCK ON MY NUTS UNTIL YOU TURN PURPLE |
deuce |
#deja-vu #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #nuts #nuts-of-deuce #woodring-field-background |
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3,452 | 4/15/2008 | massive amounts of porn deuce: SCRATCHING MY ASS
deuce: EVERYTHING IS REALLY SLOW AND LAGGY BECAUSE OF THE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF PORN ROLLING IN AS WE SPEAK
deuce: CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP [THOSE ARE THE CRICKETS BECAUSE IT'S QUIET] |
deuce |
#crickets #deuce-solo #porn |
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3,453 | 4/16/2008 | 2fiab deuce: TWO FAGS IN A BLANKET
spigot: THURSDAYS
pants: ON UPN 44 (CABLE CHANNEL 12) |
deuce pants spigot |
#blankets #deuce-pants-spigot #television #thursday #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,454 | 4/17/2008 | lowercase rape deuce: LOWERCASE RAPE
pants: EATING DICKS FROM A BUCKET
deuce: GROSS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #drunk-deuce #lowercase #mountain-background #rape |
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3,455 | 4/18/2008 | t deuce manga deuce: T SPIGOT DO YOU WANT TO JOIN US ON THE IRC TONIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: T DEUCE I'D RATHER WATCH A SPEEDRACER MARATHON AT YOUR HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: T SPIGOT WELL TAKE YOUR PICK BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: T DEUCE MANGA |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #irc #manga #pants-spigot #sfw #spigot-points #woodring-field-background |
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3,456 | 4/19/2008 | now sure what they're talking about deuce: NOW IT WILL PISS UNCONTROLLABLY
pants: THEN I WILL NOT FUCK IT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mountain-background #piss #typo |
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3,457 | 4/20/2008 | so very sorry deuce: GAHGLAGHLGHALGH DON'T HIT ME
spigot: WHORRRRRPTLKGHJ
spigot: I AM SO SORRY
deuce: GAHGLAGHLGHALG |
deuce spigot |
#deuce #deuce-spigot #lovers-quarrel #spigot #woodring-den-background |
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3,458 | 4/21/2008 | show some support spigot: LET'S ALL RALLY AROUND MY DICK AND SHOW SOME SUPPORT
spigot: SFX: PARADES AND HORNS
spigot: I'M *GOBBLING* DICK
spigot: I'M ALSO GARGLING DICK
spigot: IT'S LIKE SOME IDIOT ON THE BUS GROPING YOUR PACKAGE |
spigot |
#bus #dick #groping #mousehole #parade #sfx #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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3,459 | 4/22/2008 | open the door spigot: OPEN THE DOOR FOR YOUR MYSTERY DATE!!!!!!
deuce: UH OH
spigot: KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK I SEE THE SHADOW OF YOU EXAMINING ME THROUGH THE PEEPHOLE
deuce: NOOOOOOOOOOOO |
deuce spigot |
#crown-of-thorns #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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3,460 | 4/23/2008 | wwiv pants: YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, BABY
atandt: PLEASE NO TOUCH
pants: NOW HOLD STILL
atandt: SIRS
pants; THIS IS GOING TO STING AND PINCH AND THEN HURT LIKE [REDACTED]
atandt: HOLY |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #dongs #mountain-background #redacted-text |
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3,461 | 4/24/2008 | time out atandt: IS MY HOT DOG READY YET |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #deja-vu #hot-dog #sfw #snowing-cookies #woodring-room-background |
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3,462 | 4/25/2008 | odd how things work out pants: T DEUCE DISNEYLAND THEN ?????
deuce: T PANTS AS LONG AS I GET TO BE ON TOP
pants: T DEUCE UH
pants: T DEUCE OKAY
pants: T DEUCE I HAD YOU DOWN FOR THAT SLOT ANYWAY
pants: ODD HOW THINGS JUST WORK OUT |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #disneyland #drunk-deuce #nom #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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3,463 | 4/26/2008 | on the horn with technical support spigot: SOMETHING WITH THE AM BEING FM
spigot: WAIT THAT'S A CLOCK RADIO
spigot: COMPUTER'S IN MY ROOM HANG ON
spigot: OKAY NOW I HAVE THE COMPUTER ON THE FUTON WITH ME
spigot: TURNS OUT I JUST HAD MY HEAD IN THE TOILET |
spigot |
#radio #spigot-solo #tech-support #toilet #urinal-background |
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3,464 | 4/27/2008 | had it up to here spigot: I'M GAY WHO'S WITH ME PEOPLE
spigot: LET'S SEE SOME HANDS
spigot: AND BALLS AND COCKS
spigot: I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU HOMOPHOBES |
spigot |
#balls #cocks #gay #homophobe #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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3,465 | 4/28/2008 | the extent to which deuce: I CAN'T BELIEVE THE EXTENT TO WHICH I'M BEING BATTERED AND BASHED
pants: TIS BETTER TO HAVE BEEN TRAPPED AND RAPED THAN TO HAVE--
pants: WAIT WAIT WHAT
pants: OKAY FINE SNICKERS AND A MARS BARS THEN PLEASE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #fatness #mars #rape #snickers #typo #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,466 | 4/29/2008 | i don't seem to spigot: I WOULD ENJOY A FROZEN KIT KAT
pants: I DON'T SEEM TO
pants: OH
deuce: MOM THIS CHANNEL SUCKS CHANGE IT |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #kit-kat #optimistic-greytext #sfw #television |
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3,467 | 4/30/2008 | for the last time deuce: FOR THE LAST TIME NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU SPIGOT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #making-out #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,468 | 5/1/2008 | a nest in your chest pants: JERKCITY IS BOTH EDUCATIONAL AND ENTERTAINING
pants: DRUGS HELP US PLAY
deuce: I CALL IT EDUTAINMENT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drugs #edutainment #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,469 | 5/2/2008 | four-eyes spigot: DOES ANYBODY EVEN SEE THESE GREY THINGS
deuce: THE FLAPPY BATTY THINGS ATTACKING YOU ????
deuce: NO
spigot: HOMPTH |
deuce spigot |
#bat #deuce-spigot #facial #flappity-bats #mousehole #tina-fey #title-mismatch #woodring-room-background |
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3,470 | 5/3/2008 | in a platonic way deuce: WHO LIKES COCK IN A PLATONIC WAY
deuce: JUST AS A FRIEND
spigot: JUST HERE TO HELP
pants: I'M EMOTIONALLY INVESTED IN THE FEELINGS OF THE COCKS |
deuce pants spigot |
#cock #deuce-pants-spigot #white-background |
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3,471 | 5/4/2008 | tina fey will smile and pretend she likes it even though she has more important stuff to do deuce: LET'S MAKE A MESS
bung: PHYSICAL OR VIRTUAL
deuce: SURPRISE ME |
bung deuce |
#bung-deuce #tina-fey #woodring-field-background |
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3,472 | 5/5/2008 | sea squirts spigot: RICHARD DAWKINS SAYS I'M RELATED TO SEA SQUIRTS !!!!!!!
spigot: I GUESS I KNEW THAT
deuce: SFX: PARADES AND HORNS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #richard-dawkins #sfw #sfx #woodring-field-background |
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3,473 | 5/6/2008 | how we roll spigot: *****FOOSH*****
spigot: SILLY STRING |
spigot |
#silly-string #spigot-points #spigot-solo |
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3,474 | 5/7/2008 | produced by criminals pants: LET'S BAKE A CAKE OR TAKE A SHOWER
atandt: MAN OVERBOARD
pants: FUCKED / HAVEN'T FUCKED YET / ALL FUCKED OUT
pants: AND TRACK URINE AROUND
atandt: DOWN IN FRONT
pants: T DEUCE I WAS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
pants: FOR TWO TERMS
atandt: SELECTING PEDOBEAR FROM THE START MENU
pants: I AM INVINCIBLE
: PANTS HAS BEEN SENDING MESSAGES TO YOU TOO RAPIDLY, AND IS NOW BEING IGNORED. |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #pedobear #too-rapidly #urine #woodring-room-background |
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3,475 | 5/8/2008 | in the language of nuts spigot: CHAR *NUTS;
deuce: TYPEDEF CHAR NUTS[2];
spigot: STOP SHOWING OFF |
deuce spigot |
#c #deuce-spigot #programming #title-mismatch #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,476 | 5/9/2008 | stop biting please pants: 1111111111111111111
deuce: STOP HITTING THE 1 BUTTON (AND STOP BITING PLEASE)
pants: I WILL DO NEITHER |
deuce pants |
#biting #deuce-pants #keyboard-testing #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,477 | 5/10/2008 | please tell me spigot: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME IF MY NUTS ARE GETTING INSTALLED IN YOUR FACE DIRECTORY
deuce: T SPIGOT LET ME CHECK |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #title-mismatch #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,478 | 5/11/2008 | sewage pants: GET ON GET ON GET ON
pants: GET ON GET ON GET ON
pants: OKAY GET OFF GET OFF GET OFFA ME
spigot: I'M JUST FUCKING STANDING HERE |
pants spigot |
#elves #get-offa-me #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #repetition #sewage #sfw #woodring-den-background |
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3,479 | 5/12/2008 | elves wanted! pants: ELVES WANTED!
pants: JOB FAIR
pants: WEDNESDAY |
pants |
#elf #elves #job-fair #pants-solo #sfw #wednesday #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,480 | 5/13/2008 | complex marketplace spigot: I'M DIZZY AND WANDERING NAKED AND COLD THROUGH A COMPLEX MARKETPLACE
spigot: WHERE WAS I
spigot: BLAH BLAH POOH AND PIGLET
deuce: CAN I MEET MICKEY |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #disney #dizzy #drunk-deuce #winnie-the-pooh #woodring-room-background |
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3,481 | 5/14/2008 | stop poking holes in me deuce: HISSSSSSSSSSING
deuce: I'VE SPRUNG ANOTHER LEAK
deuce: T PANTS PLZ STOP POKING HOLES IN ME
bung: T PANTS IF YOU BREAK THIS ONE DAD WON'T GET US ANOTHER
pants: T BUNG I'M BETTING HE WILL POKE, POKE |
bung deuce pants |
#bung-deuce-pants #hole #mountain-background #poke #sfw #thursday |
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3,482 | 5/15/2008 | other wise pants: WE NEED TO EXPEL HOURLY
pants: OTHERWISE...
pants: RAPE
deuce: GOD BLESS AMERICA |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #rape #woodring-room-background |
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3,483 | 5/16/2008 | the bus to your face pants: MOSTLY CRABS
atandt: T PANTS TRANSLATION: JERK ME SILLY
atandt: T DEUCE ALTERNATE TRANSLATION: WHERE IS THE BUS TO YOUR FACE? |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #jerking #translation #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,484 | 5/17/2008 | the great race spigot: NINE MINUTES TO PORN
spigot: PROBLEM IS I TURN GAY IN EXACTLY EIGHT MINUTES
spigot: SO IT'S A RACE
deuce: SERIOUS DISCREPANCY |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-spigot #impending-gayness #porn #woodring-field-background |
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3,485 | 5/18/2008 | the glowing theory deuce: WORD UP PEOPLE
deuce: I JERKED OFF SO HARD MY NUTS ARE GLOWING
deuce: EITHER THAT OR IT'S RADIATION
deuce: I'LL STICK WITH THE GLOWING THEORY |
deuce |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #glowing #masturbation #nuts-of-deuce #radiation #woodring-room-background #word-up |
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3,486 | 5/19/2008 | oop spigot: SEKA AND SULKA ARE NOT THE SAME PEOPLE
deuce: MYSELF, I'M CONFUSED REGARDING THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN EBONY AYES AND PURPLE PASSION
spigot: I BELIEVE THEY'RE BOTH SUBCLASSED FROM VANESSA DEL RIO
deuce: OBJECT-ORIENTED PORN |
deuce spigot |
#deja-vu #deuce-spigot #object-oriented-porn #porn #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,487 | 5/20/2008 | sacre bong pants: SACRE BONG
deuce: SPOKEN IN PERFECT FROG |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #bong #deuce-pants #frog #photo-background #smoosh #title-mismatch |
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3,488 | 5/21/2008 | my backpack spigot: WHOEVER TOOK MY LIGHTSPEED PASCAL FLOPPIES FROM MY BACKPACK PLEASE RETURN THEM
spigot: ALSO I NEED MY BACKPACK
spigot: MY LUNCH IS IN THERE |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #floppy-disks #macintosh #mousehole #pascal #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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3,489 | 5/22/2008 | attacked with weapons pants: ATTACK ME WITH WEAPONS
pants: [B[A[B[A[B[A[B[A[D[D[D[D[D
pants: MY CAN-DO MOUTH
deuce: YOU'RE A YES MAN |
deuce pants |
#can-do #deuce-pants #mouth-of-pants #vt100 #woodring-room-background |
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3,490 | 5/23/2008 | tentpole spigot: T DEUCE MY TENTPOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: T SPIGOT I DON'T GET IT |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #deuce-spigot #erection #tentpole #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,491 | 5/24/2008 | sub-basement pants: HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE THIS
pants: ARE YOU SURE
pants: NO THAT'S A FIVE
pants: NO LOOK IT'S A FIVE
pants: SINCE WHEN DOES FIVE MAKE THE S SOUND
pants: ANOTHER BASEMENT BENEATH THIS ONE ????????
pants: HELP ME WITH THE TRAP DOOR |
pants |
#basement #five #pants-solo #sfw #stephen-king #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
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3,492 | 5/25/2008 | sex with foam puppets pants: HEIL ME LIKE YOU HEIL HITLER
pants: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I SAY
pants: I GET PAID TO SHOW UP |
pants |
#deja-vu #heil #hitler #marijuana #pants-solo #photo-background |
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3,493 | 5/26/2008 | check my math pants: IF WE SMOKE FOUR BOWLS WILL IT BE 7PM AGAIN
pants: HMM
pants: CHECK MY MATH
deuce: GO GO GO |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #marijuana #math #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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3,494 | 5/27/2008 | cocks he said deuce: I SAID COCKS
deuce: I MEAN SOME SERIOUS COCKS GOING ON AROUND HERE
spigot: HOLD ME
deuce: I CAN'T WRAP MY ARMS AROUND YOUR BIG BUBBLY LIPS
(spigot): UNDERWEAR |
deuce spigot |
#cocks #deuce-spigot #underwear #whisper #woodring-room-background |
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3,495 | 5/28/2008 | depo provera deuce: PORNOGRAPHY IS MY DEPO PROVERA |
deuce |
#birth-control #depo-provera #deuce-solo #drugs #porn #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,496 | 5/29/2008 | do the pants pants: WATCH ME DANCE
pants: OW
deuce: WHATEVER |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dogshit #mountain-background #physical-comedy #sfw #weird-pants-face |
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3,497 | 5/30/2008 | i find that hard deuce: T SPIGOT WARNING !!! PANTS WILL TRY TO GET GAY WITH YOU !!!
spigot: I FIND THAT HARD TO B
spigot: OW OW OW
pants: I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THE GAY |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #gay #stray-dot #warning #woodring-field-background |
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3,498 | 5/31/2008 | who's laughing now deuce: WHO'S LAUGHING NOW??????????????????????????
deuce: OH WAIT A MINUTE PORN |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #porn #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,499 | 6/1/2008 | press any key to continue |
deuce pants |
#bsod #title-mismatch #what-the-hell-man |
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3,500 | 6/2/2008 | when they poke pants: YOU LOVE IT WHEN THEY POKE
pants: AS INDICATED BY POLLING DATA |
pants |
#bsod #deja-vu #honk #pants-solo #poking #poll #polling #polling-data #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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3,501 | 6/3/2008 | please leave a message spigot: PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE ON MY FACE
deuce: T SPIGOT'S FACE GET OVER HERE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #face #message #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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3,502 | 6/4/2008 | now more than ever spigot: WE COULD USE YOUR SUPPORT NOW MORE THAN EVER
spigot: RE: POST SEPT 11
spigot: IN THESE TURBULENT, CONFUSING, POST SEPT 11 TIMES |
spigot |
#9-11 #donate #donation-drive #jean-charles #mouse-cursor #sfw #spigot-solo |
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3,503 | 6/5/2008 | eat my ass please deuce: EAT MY ASS PLZ
pants: ARE YOU CLEAN OR DIRTY
deuce: I PAY GOOD MONEY
pants: I THINK JUST DIRTY
deuce: BOTH AND YET NEITHER (I AM A MYSTERY) |
deuce pants |
#anal #ass #deuce-pants #eating-ass #gay #money #plz #quantum #rimjob #schrodingers-ass #woodring-field-background |
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3,504 | 6/6/2008 | not having any idea deuce: HLGLHGAHLGAHLAGLHALHA
spigot: DUH?!?!
deuce: I THINK SO YES !!!
spigot: DONGS??!??! EXHAUSTED
deuce: NOT HAVING ANY IDEA WHAT WE'RE DISCUSSING
spigot: REALLY QUITE HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TIRED |
deuce spigot |
#confused #deja-vu #deuce-spigot #dongs #exhausted #tired #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,505 | 6/7/2008 | always darkest spigot: ALWAYS DARKEST BEFORE THE DONG
spigot: RELATIVELY DARK DURING/AFTER THE DONG
spigot: WISHING THERE WERE AN INSTEAD-OF-THE DONG |
spigot |
#darkness #dong #proverb #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,506 | 6/8/2008 | barf on his cock pants: BARF ON MY COCK
pants: YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
pants: GRUNT DUH HOOOOOOOOOO |
pants |
#barf #cock #fetish #pants-solo #roman-shower #vomit #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,507 | 6/9/2008 | seven stages deuce: SEVEN STAGES OF DICKLICKERY
dick: SEVEN DEGREES OF PLEASE STOPPING BEATING ME
deuce: OW OW OW OW OW
deuce: I SURE HOPE THE LAST STAGE IS ACCEPTANCE
deuce: BECAUSE THIS IS REALLY HURTING ME
deuce: OW OW OW OW OW |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #dicklicking #violence #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,508 | 6/10/2008 | cock zombie spigot: *PSSST* CRACKLE
pants: UHHHHHHHH COCK ZOMBIE BUHHHHHH I HEAR AND OBEY HUHHHHH |
pants spigot |
#cock-zombie #ham-radio #hhhhh #pants-spigot #radio #title-mismatch #woodring-stairs-background #zombie |
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3,509 | 6/11/2008 | gay fatness : SPIGOT APPEARS IN A POOFY CLOUD OF GAY FATNESS
spigot: DON'T LOOK AT THE CAMERA
spigot: I HAVE TO GO NOW |
spigot |
#bong #caption #deja-vu #fatness #gay-fatness #poofy-cloud-of-gay-fatness #spigot-solo #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background |
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3,510 | 6/12/2008 | real fucking fat dick: REAL FUCKING FAT
dick: I MEAN FAT
dick: BIG ROLLY FAT
deuce: THERE'S NO GODDAMN CANDY IN THE BATHROOM |
deuce dick |
#candy #deuce-dick #fat #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background |
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3,511 | 6/13/2008 | licking sucking spigot: (A) LICKING
spigot: (B) SUCKING |
spigot |
#multiple-choice #woodring-field-background |
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3,512 | 6/14/2008 | pray with me spigot: I CAN'T BREATHE FOR THE LOVE OF HOLY GOD (AND CHRIST)
pants: PRAY WITH ME
spigot: I HAVE FORSAKEN MY ONLY BEGOTTEN BONER FOR RICH DELICIOUS CRUMBCAKE |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #cake #cant-breathe #dessert #pants-spigot #religion #spigot-points #title-mismatch #woodring-room-background |
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3,513 | 6/15/2008 | gay and alone again spigot: GAY AND ALONE
spigot: AGAIN
spigot: SO ARE WE HAVING BRUNCH OR NOT |
spigot |
#alone #brunch #gay #gay-and-alone #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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3,514 | 6/16/2008 | lashing out pants: I'M REALLY THINKING ABOUT SUCKING COCK !!!!!!!
pants: WHAT DOES THE OPEN-SOURCE COMMUNITY THINK OF THIS ???????????????
deuce: T PANTS SLASHBACK PLZ
pants: T DEUCE I CAN ONLY LASH OUT AND SLASH TITTIES
deuce: T PANTS I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY (DONG SAUCE) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #plz #slashback #uncategorized-mosaic-background #world-of-warcraft |
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3,515 | 6/17/2008 | you sexy thing deuce: HI
deuce: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING YOU SEXY THING
deuce: AND DON'T TRY TO PRETEND LIKE YOU'RE NOT GODDAMN SEXY
pants: MOSTLY TUNA |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sexy #tuna #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,516 | 6/18/2008 | pokey weiners deuce: ARE YOU SPIGOT OR SPIGOT THE BEAR
spigot: WHY CAN'T I BE A LITTLE OF BOTH
spigot: TEARS ON MY PILLOW: I'M FUCKING SINGING TO YOU *BEEP*
deuce: SPEAK UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU WITH ALL THE DICK IN THE WAY
spigot: BLAHBLHALBHALHALHLAH YOU AND YOUR POKEY WIENERS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #nonstandard-title-panel #singing #spigot-the-bear #title-mismatch |
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3,517 | 6/19/2008 | suicide solution spigot: EVERYONE BE QUIET I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY!!!!!!!
spigot: *BLAM* |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #suicide #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,518 | 6/20/2008 | dollar sign deuce: EVERYBODY DOWN !!!!!
deuce: $
deuce: A DOLLAR SIGN IS AFOOT |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #money #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,519 | 6/21/2008 | your fucking job spigot: WILL MY SPRITELY ATTITUDE COUNT FOR SOMETHING??????????
deuce: WHERE'S MY COFFEE LIKE I ASKED YOU TEN MINUTES AGO
deuce: DO YOUR FUCKING JOB OR WHAM !!!!!!
spigot: BLOGS |
deuce spigot |
#blog #coffee #deuce-spigot #urinal-background |
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3,520 | 6/22/2008 | this time with feeling pants: HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
pants: AGAIN AND LOUDER **HUHHHHHHHHH** |
pants |
#pants-solo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,521 | 6/23/2008 | no room for the weak pants: WHERE WILL IT END
deuce: ANOTHER HUGE POO
pants: THERE IS NO ROOM FOR THE WEAK IN THIS GAY TOILET |
deuce pants |
#deja-vu #deuce-pants #gay-toilet #joy-division #poo #toilet #woodring-field-background |
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3,522 | 6/24/2008 | toilet fucker pants: DIRTY TOILET FUCKER
deuce: SIR IT'S QUAINT AND CUTE NOT DIRTY
deuce: AHEM, THE TOILET WAS FLUSHED SIR
deuce: SO I DON'T REALLY SEE THE OH HE WAS **FUCKING** IT
pants: WHAT WOULD BE GROSS IF HE PISSED ALL OVER IT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #piss #toilet #woodring-field-background |
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3,523 | 6/25/2008 | another one of your tricks pants: POOP
deuce: SHOW ME
deuce: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR UNSUBSTANTIATED CLAIMS OF POOP
deuce: I REQUIRE PROOF
pants: CUPPED IN HANDS
deuce: IS THIS THE REAL STUFF OR ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR TRICKS
pants: TASTE IT
deuce: NEEDS MORE BUTTER |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #mousehole #poo #woodring-room-background |
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3,524 | 6/26/2008 | super power pants: I'M A SUPERPOWER PFFFFFFT PFFFT
pants: HONK HAMP DUH
deuce: STOP SPITTING ON ME PLEASE MR. SUPERPOWER
pants: PFFFFFFT PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT SORRY I'M TRYING TO GET THIS CAT HAIR OUT OF MY PFFFFFFFFFFFFT OH IT'S A DICK NOT A PFFFFFFT PFTT |
deuce pants |
#cat-hair #deuce-pants #honk #woodring-field-background |
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3,525 | 6/27/2008 | holy god pants: ACK
pants: HOLY GOD
pants: ***YOU HAVE DIED*** |
pants |
#infocom #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-room-background #you-have-died |
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3,526 | 6/28/2008 | i can fill that void deuce: DICK DICK DICK
pants: DICK YOU SAY
pants: WELL
pants: I CAN FILL THAT VOID
pants: I CAN DIG THAT HOLE
pants: I CAN MAN THAT GUN
: PANTS HAS BEEN SENDING MESSAGES TO YOU TOO RAPIDLY AND IS NOW BEING IGNORED |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #ignored #spamming #too-rapidly #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,527 | 6/29/2008 | panty liners pants: PANTIES
pants: PANTY-LINERS
pants: A GARDEN HOSE GOES UP MY ASS |
pants |
#green-garden-hose #huffy-pants #panties #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
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3,528 | 6/30/2008 | bull horn pants: YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE BULLHORN MISTER
spigot: T PANTS IT'S SPELLED BONER |
pants spigot |
#boner #bullhorn #pants-spigot #single-panel |
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3,529 | 7/1/2008 | may i please top off deuce: NOW FILL ME WITH DICK (UNLEADED)
spigot: PLEASE MAY I TOP OFF
(spigot): PRETEND I'M THE 54 TO WESTGATE AND YANK MY DONG AND SAY NEXT STOP |
deuce spigot |
#deja-vu #deuce-spigot #vta #whisper #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,530 | 7/2/2008 | not too particular pants: PLEASE JERK SLOWER
pants: OR FILM YOURSELF AND LET ME WATCH IT IN SLOW MOTION LATER
pants: I'M NOT TOO PARTICULAR |
pants |
#jerking #pants-solo #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
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3,531 | 7/3/2008 | not too well no spigot: REMEMBER THAT TIME WE ALL WORKED AT JERKCITY
pants: NOT TOO WELL NO |
pants spigot |
#meta #pants-spigot #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
3,532 | 7/4/2008 | to my balls deuce: JERKCITY ALARM
spigot: PLEASE DEVOTE MORE OF A TIMESLICE TO MY BALLS
spigot: THANKS |
deuce spigot |
#alarm #balls #deuce-spigot #meta #nuts-of-spigot #tdm #timeslice #woodring-field-background |
|
3,533 | 7/5/2008 | huggin' the bowl spigot: WELL THIS IS ROMANTIC
spigot: A LOAF OF DICK A JUG OF BALLS AND YOU
pants: HUGGIN' THE BOWL (CBS THIS FALL) |
pants spigot |
#balls #cbs #pants-spigot #sweeps-week #television #woodring-field-background |
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3,534 | 7/6/2008 | one for the money spigot: WELL THAT'S ONE FOR THE MONEY
spigot: TWO TO LICK DICK
spigot: STOPPING THERE |
spigot |
#dicklicking #elvis #singing #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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3,535 | 7/7/2008 | drowning deuce: GROW GILLS MOTHERFUCKER |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drowning #title-mismatch #urinal-background |
|
3,536 | 7/8/2008 | from dong to dong spigot: I'M TALKING ABOUT LOVING, MONOGAMOUS DICKLICKING INSTEAD OF JUST CAVALIERING FROM DONG TO DONG |
spigot |
#deja-vu #dicklicking #mousehole #series #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
3,537 | 7/9/2008 | from dong to dong spigot: I'M TALKING ABOUT LOVING, MONOGAMOUS DICKLICKING INSTEAD OF JUST CAVALIERING FROM DONG TO DONG |
spigot |
#blur-effect #deja-vu #series #spigot-solo |
|
3,538 | 7/10/2008 | from dong to dong spigot: I'M TALKING ABOUT LOVING, MONOGAMOUS DICKLICKING INSTEAD OF JUST CAVALIERING FROM DONG TO DONG |
spigot |
#blur-effect #deja-vu #series #spigot-solo |
|
3,539 | 7/11/2008 | from dong to dong spigot: I'M TALKING ABOUT LOVING, MONOGAMOUS DICKLICKING INSTEAD OF JUST CAVALIERING FROM DONG TO DONG |
spigot |
#blur-effect #deja-vu #series #spigot-solo |
|
3,540 | 7/12/2008 | from dong to dong spigot: I'M TALKING ABOUT LOVING, MONOGAMOUS DICKLICKING INSTEAD OF JUST CAVALIERING FROM DONG TO DONG |
spigot |
#blur-effect #deja-vu #mousehole #series #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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3,541 | 7/13/2008 | undefined |
spigot |
#abstract #blur-effect #deja-vu #no-dialog #series #sfw #spigot-solo #undefined #woodring-room-background |
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3,542 | 7/14/2008 | sewage can back up into your home spigot: MY HAPPY OPEN MOUTH
pants: SEWAGE CAN BACK UP INTO YOUR HOME
: Microsoft Chat
: /!\ The user deuce is not conne
pants: SEWAGE CAN BACK UP INTO YOUR HOME
pants: SEWAGE CA|
: [ OK ]
deuce: SEWAGE IS COOL |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #dj-rapekit #happy-open-mouth #microsoft-chat #mountain-background #mouth-of-pants #not-connected #repetition #sewage |
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3,543 | 7/15/2008 | one must thrust it somewhere spigot: WHY ARE YOU THRUSTING YOUR CANE UNDER THE STALL WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-E
dick: ONE MUST THRUST IT SOMEWHERE MUSTN'T ONE |
dick spigot |
#dick-spigot #thrusting #wall-e #woodring-field-background |
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3,544 | 7/16/2008 | generous with my prick spigot: DEFINE "SLIGHTLY OVERWEIGHT" LADY
spigot: WHEN YOU SAY YOU'RE SEEKING A "GENEROUS" MAN DOES THAT MEAN I CAN BE GENEROUS WITH MY PRICK OR
spigot: OKAY YOU MEAN MONEY |
spigot |
#dating #fatness #money #prick #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
3,545 | 7/17/2008 | truck required for transport deuce: TRUCK REQUIRED FOR TRANSPORT
pants: FEELIN' FISTY
pants: TRAILS OFF
pants: FALLS ASLEEP, DREAMS OF SMOOSHY POO |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #pants-sleeping #poo #woodring-field-background |
|
3,546 | 7/18/2008 | wish you were there spigot: NOW MORE THAN EVER WE NEED BRUCE WILLIS
deuce: SEND HIM IN OPPOSITE DENZEL WASHINGTON |
deuce spigot |
#denzel-washington #deuce-spigot #mouse-cursor #movies #sfw #woodring-den-background |
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3,547 | 7/19/2008 | pudding and pokery spigot: PUDDING AND POKERY
deuce: WE WITCHES THREE WILL BHALBHLHB |
deuce spigot |
#dad #deuce-spigot #macbeth #pokery #pudding #sfw #shakespeare #urinal-background |
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3,548 | 7/20/2008 | but in uppercase deuce: ARE YOU E.E. CUMMINGS BUT IN UPPERCASE
atandt: LET'S CHECK
atandt: NOPE |
atandt deuce |
#drunk-deuce #e-e-cummings #poetry #uppercase #urinal-background |
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3,549 | 7/21/2008 | take it off deuce: T SPIGOT HUH
deuce: T SPIGOT HUHHHHHHHHH
deuce: T SPIGOT HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
spigot: TAKE IT OFF |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #urinal-background |
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3,550 | 7/22/2008 | an important job interview spigot: I SURE HOPE MY QUEERNESS GOES AWAY BEFORE TOMORROW
spigot: I'VE GOT AN IMPORTANT JOB INTERVIEW
spigot: AT THE BATH HOUSE |
spigot |
#bath-house #gay #job-interview #mouse-cursor #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,551 | 7/23/2008 | hold still pants: OWWWWWWWW YOU ARE TWISTING MY ARM HARD OWWWWWWWWW
pants: AHLUGHALG
deuce: T PANTS HOLD STILL WHILE I AM LUBRICATING YOU: PPHTHTH PTPHT PHTHPTH PPHHPT |
deuce pants |
#abuse #deuce-pants #gravy #hold-still #lube #urinal-background #was-re |
|
3,552 | 7/24/2008 | simple question pants: ARE YOU MY CHILD PROCESS |
pants |
#pants-solo #sfw #single-panel #unix #woodring-room-background |
|
3,553 | 7/25/2008 | flapped around bonking into spigot: AND THEN IT FLAPPED AROUND BONKING INTO ALL THE EXPENSIVE ANTIQUES AND SMOKED ALL THE DOPE AND LOGGED INTO JERKCITY
spigot: JEAN-CHARLES, LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU |
spigot |
#despair-panel #flappity-bats #jean-charles #marijuana #meta #mousehole #sfw #spigot-solo #viscera #woodring-room-background |
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3,554 | 7/26/2008 | this frog pants: GONNA MAKE LOVE TO A FROG
pants: THIS FROG
pants: WAIT COME BACK |
pants |
#come-back #frog #pants-solo #sfw |
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3,555 | 7/27/2008 | words mean things deuce: SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE
atandt: YOUR WORDS HURT ME
deuce: UP THE NUTS |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #deja-vu #nuts #pain #up-the-nuts #woodring-room-background |
|
3,556 | 7/28/2008 | on hold pants: MOSTLY THE URINE
pants: YES I KNOW IT'S AN AWFUL MESS
pants: AGAIN, I'D HAVE TO SAY MOSTLY THE URINE |
pants |
#pants-solo #urine #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,557 | 7/29/2008 | the tyranny of three deuce: CONSIDER BUTT
pants: AS A REPLACEMENT FOR 3?!?!?!
pants: ONE TWO BUTT FOUR ????!!?!/11
deuce: THE NUMERAL 3 HAS CONTROLLED US FOR LONG ENOUGH
deuce: TODAY ITS REIGN OF TYRANNY ENDS |
deuce pants |
#butt #deuce-pants #math #three #woodring-den-background |
|
3,558 | 7/30/2008 | soaked with piss spigot: SOAKED WITH PISS IN JERKCITY
pants: LEVEL ?? PANTS |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #piss #soaked #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,559 | 7/31/2008 | guinea pig festival pants: NOM NOM NOM
deuce: UNF UNF UNF
dick: THIS IS THE STRANGEST GUINEA PIG FESTIVAL I'VE EVER BEEN TO |
deuce pants |
#deuce-dick-pants #fun-with-wildlife #guinea-pig #uncredited-character |
|
3,560 | 8/1/2008 | ime to ^yself deuce: FINALLY I HAVE TIME TO MYSELF AND NOBODY WILL INTERRUPT
deuce: I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY
deuce: COCKS |
deuce |
#badly-pasted-title #cocks #deuce-solo |
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3,561 | 8/2/2008 | a big man pants: T DEUCE DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A BIG MAN WHEN YOU MAKE ME DRINK FROM THE TOILET
pants: T DEUCE DOES IT
deuce: T PANTS FRANKLY YES |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #toilet #woodring-field-background |
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3,562 | 8/3/2008 | water once but never again spigot: T PANTS YOUR FROG IS SITTING ON ME AND WON'T GET UP AND KEEPS GOING TO THE BATHROOM
pants: WATER ONCE
pants: BUT
pants: NEVER AGAIN |
pants spigot |
#frog #pants-spigot #sfw #spigot-shrug #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,563 | 8/4/2008 | his words not mine spigot: T PANTS NOT JOKING THIS TIME, THE FROG ASKED ME TO PLEASE "CHUCK HIM AND THE TANK OVER THE FENCE INTO THE NEIGHBOR'S YARD"
spigot: HIS WORDS NOT MINE |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #frog #over-the-fence #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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3,564 | 8/5/2008 | ice cream cannot attack you atandt: ICE CREAM CAN NOT ATTACK YOU
atandt: IT'S NOT ALIVE
atandt: AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ROCKY ROAD |
atandt |
#bonequest-hi-fi #ice-cream #java #mousehole #programming #rocky-road #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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3,565 | 8/6/2008 | worm your way over here pants: T DEUCE BE GAY WITH ME AND ME AND ME
pants: T DEUCE HUNKER DOWN AND LET'S SUCK ALL THE DICKS PRESENT
deuce: T PANTS HOW THE FUCK MANY OF YOU ARE THERE ANYWAY
pants: T DEUCE WORM YOUR WAY OVER HERE AND LET'S LOOK FOR NEW RECRUITS |
deuce pants |
#be-gay-with-me #deuce-pants #dicks #dicksucking #gay #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background #worming |
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3,566 | 8/7/2008 | bug no. 43729 spigot: WHAT I NEED IS MORE WINE AND/OR ANOTHER GLASS OF IT
spigot: [LONG PAUSE]
spigot: T PANTS BUG NO. 43729 LAUGHTER SOMETIMES INAUDIBLE |
pants spigot |
#alcohol #bug-report #failed-comedy #m2a2m #pants-spigot #sfw |
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3,567 | 8/8/2008 | swallowed up by black hole pants: REALLY HOPING TO GO TO THE PISS FARM THIS WEEKEND
deuce: FRUMP
deuce: SWALLOWED UP BY THE BLACK HOLE |
deuce pants |
#black-hole #deja-vu #deuce-pants #farm #myst #piss #science #title-mismatch #woodring-stairs-background #world-of-warcraft |
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3,568 | 8/9/2008 | gay ear infections spigot: GRABBING THE BLUE BULB AND SQUEEZING MEDICINES UP AND AROUND
deuce: T PANTS DUDE IS HE LIKE GAY
pants: HUHHHHHHHH SWIMMER'S EAR (FRANTIC)
:Microsoft Chat [X]
: /!\ The user pants is not connected.
: [ OK ] |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #health-and-hygiene #jean-charles #microsoft-chat #mouse-cursor #not-connected #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,569 | 8/10/2008 | so many points right now spigot: IF POINTS WERE AWARDED FOR DICKLICKING I WOULD HAVE SO MANY POINTS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #dicklicking #so-many-points-one-bubble-cant-contain-them #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,570 | 8/11/2008 | that thing (it is happening again) uncredited green dinosaur: T DEUCE THAT THING
uncredited green dinosaur: THAT THING IS HAPPENING AGAIN
uncredited green dinosaur: T DEUCE I'M SERIOUS
uncredited yellow dinosaur: LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS fucking faggots
uncredited green dinosaur: IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN
uncredited orange dinosaur: HGLHLAHLAG
uncredited orange dinosaur: SHUT UP
uncredited green dinosaur: NO I'M SERIOUS
uncredited orange dinosaur: I'M TRYING TO JERK
uncredited orange dinosaur: splork splut jizzy |
deuce pants |
#dinosaur-comics #dinosaurs #jerking #lowercase #non-comic-chat-comic #qwantz #special-guest |
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3,571 | 8/12/2008 | blast off spigot: GUHHHHHHHHH
deuce: MOON BASE PAINFUL |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #moon-base #spigot-points #urinal-background |
|
3,572 | 8/13/2008 | in which dick gets fired deuce: QUACK
dick: MOO
deuce: T DICK YOU ARE FIRED |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #employment #fired #moo #urinal-background |
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3,573 | 8/14/2008 | online, internet e-transaction dick: T DEUCE PLEASE ENTER YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER FOLLOWED BY THE POUND SIGN
deuce: GLHAGHLAGLHAG
deuce: THIS IS AN ONLINE INTERNET SAVVY E-TRANSACTION !!!
dick: T DEUCE POUND MORE PLZ |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #e-commerce #internet #plz #urinal-background |
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3,574 | 8/15/2008 | he likes it pants: AHLGHUALGHLAG
pants: YEAH
pants: I LIKES IT
pants: GRUNT DUH MOOO HUFF HUFF HUFF
pants: TEABAG ALL GNOMES
pants: MAKE A MAN OUT OF ME
pants: GO ON |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gnomes #huffing #teabag #urinal-background |
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3,575 | 8/16/2008 | disk drive this dick: HORNY ROB!
bung: HR6787.JPG
dick: COMPUTER PEOPLE SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE ALTOGETHER
dick: IT'S DISK DRIVE THIS AND ASSFUCK THAT
deuce: ADMIRAL KRAGGGG |
bung deuce dick |
#admiral-krag #bung-deuce-dick #filename #hornyrob #woodring-field-background |
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3,576 | 8/17/2008 | X pants: NOW WE ARE TEN |
everybody |
#anniversary #birthday-strip #hey-its-rands #high-res #inebriated-crustacean #jenv #maynard #renaissance-man #sfw #somber-deuce #the-gangs-all-here #uncensored #uncredited-character |
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3,577 | 8/18/2008 | deuce likes poo deuce: HI I LIKE POO
deuce: HEY LOOK AT MY BLACK TITS
deuce: BLBAHLABLHBAHLBAH |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #poo #white-background |
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3,578 | 8/19/2008 | mother fucker deuce: HBLAHBLAHBLBHBALHAB
deuce: MOTHERFUCKER
deuce: FSDF |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #white-background |
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3,579 | 8/20/2008 | you know you want to pants: SUCK THE DICK
pants: YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
pants: PASS IT ON |
pants |
#pants-solo #white-background |
|
3,580 | 8/21/2008 | the gang's all here : The user pants is not connected.
spigot: T PANTS SO YOU'LL BE LICKING DICK AND FUCKING RIGHT OFF PROBABLY
spigot: T DEUCE I'M STICKING IT TO THE MAN
pants: I SEE |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #dialog-box #mouse-cursor #not-connected #white-background |
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3,581 | 8/22/2008 | no i will not spigot: HI
deuce: NO I WILL NOT GIVE YOU HEAD |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #solicitation #white-background |
|
3,582 | 8/23/2008 | beep boop boop spigot: BEEP BOOP BOOP
spigot: HELLO YES I ORDERED A ***PROSTITUTE*** NOT A ***POETESS***
spigot: YOU'RE FIRED |
spigot |
#beep-boop-boop-beep-beep-boop-beep #fired #prostitute #spigot-solo #telephone #telephony |
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3,583 | 8/24/2008 | packed with shit deuce: I EAT A BURRITO AND INSTANTLY I FEEL A POO POKING
deuce: CLEARLY MY ENTIRE ALIMENTARY CANAL IS PACKED WITH SHIT |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #poo #urinal-background |
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3,584 | 8/25/2008 | shopping list net: COKE
net: BOTTLE
net: CANDLE
net: CARROT |
net |
#bottle #candle #carrot #coca-cola #low-res #net-solo #sfw #white-background |
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3,585 | 8/26/2008 | a great idea spigot: I ACTUALLY THOUGHT OF A GREAT IDEA FOR A WEB GAME
spigot: OKAY, IT TAKES A BRIEF EXPLANATION BUT IT GOES LIKE THIS
spigot: UP YOURS FAGGOT
deuce: STRANGELY ENOUGH I KNEW THAT WAS COMING |
deuce spigot |
#bait-and-switch #deuce-spigot #gaming #urinal-background |
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3,586 | 8/27/2008 | clomping & stomping spigot: CLOMPING AND STOMPING MY WAY INTO THE TOILET
pants: MOM ALWAYS SAID, DON'T SUCK DICK IN THE HOUSE (GO OUTSIDE IN THE BUSHES IF YOU WANT TO DO THAT) |
pants spigot |
#brady-bunch #clomp #cocksucking #pants-spigot #urinal-background |
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3,587 | 8/28/2008 | dong patrol : A message from CDC of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services
deuce: HURRRR
deuce: GHLUAHGLUAG
spigot: IS THERE SUCH OF A THING AS THE DONG PATROL BECAUSE IF NOT I WOULD LIKE AN ATTORNEY |
deuce spigot |
#caption #center-for-disease-control #deuce-spigot #dj-rapekit #woodring-field-background |
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3,588 | 8/29/2008 | fat gay film students spigot: I THINK WE'RE ALL FAT GAY FILM STUDENTS HERE, LET'S ROLL
spigot: ACTION
spigot: URF OW HURMPH PUMPING IT INTO THE AIR |
spigot |
#fat #fat-and-gay #spigot-points #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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3,589 | 8/30/2008 | of an : His listeners have found a personal revelation in what he has to say
deuce: I HAVE A HANGOVER I THINK I DRANK TOO MUCH
spigot: I'M A HONEY OF AN O |
deuce spigot |
#alcohol #bonequest-hi-fi #caption #cereal #cheerios #deuce-spigot #hangover #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,590 | 8/31/2008 | no smoking deuce: HEY EVERYBODY I STOPPED SMOKING
spigot: T DEUCE NOBODY LIKES A QUITTER |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #quitting #sfw #smoking #woodring-field-background |
|
3,591 | 9/1/2008 | swamp in my throat spigot: SMILE PATROL
spigot: RIGHT IN THE SACK!!!!!!!!!
spigot: HURGURUG
pants: I HAD A SWAMP IN MY THROAT |
pants spigot |
#balls #dj-rapekit #mousehole #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
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3,592 | 9/2/2008 | drowning in some thing ozone: HURRRRRRR
ozone: NNNGGGGGGGG
ozone: BLUGULGULUGBLUB LUBGLUGBULBLGUB GLUBGLUBUL GBGBLB
deuce: HE'S DROWNING IN SOMETHING I THINK |
deuce ozone |
#deja-vu #deuce-ozone #drowning #woodring-room-background |
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3,593 | 9/3/2008 | the problem with poo : For he has convinced thousands of men and women to disregard the shackles of mediocrity
spigot: FOR GODS SAKE I NEED MY HEAD IN THE TOILET
spigot: WHY CAN'T I KEEP MY POO IN MY BIG FAT BOTTOM WHERE IT BELONGS INSTEAD OF ALL OVER THE SIDEWALK
spigot: A PLASTIC BAG OR A PILLOWCASE OR SOMETHING
spigot: JUST ANYTHING TO KEEP THE POO FROM LEAKING OUT DURING A JOB INTERVIEW
spigot: I REALLY LIKE WORKING WITH PEOPLE
spigot: I HAVE A COLLEGE DEGREE
spigot: NO THAT'S NOT POO |
spigot |
#caption #college #dj-rapekit #employment #interview #job-application #job-interview #poo #spigot-solo #toilet #typo #woodring-room-background |
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3,594 | 9/4/2008 | all been very spigot: WELL THIS HAS ALL BEEN VERY INFORMATIVE |
spigot |
#sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,595 | 9/5/2008 | christ (he is lord) pants: CHRIST IS LORD
pants: DON'T COPY THAT FLOPPY
pants: SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO GET THE JAWS OF LIFE FROM THE TRUCK |
pants |
#christ #dont-copy-that-floppy #pants-solo #sfw #software-piracy #urinal-background |
|
3,596 | 9/6/2008 | christ is lord pants: THIS IS NOT A DRILL
pants: STAND DOWN MEN
pants: HALGHALHGLAG |
pants |
#huffy-pants #jesus #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
3,597 | 9/7/2008 | this is not a drill pants: HURF BURF METAFILTER DISCUSSION
pants: ANIMAL CROSSING IS MAKING ME GAY (SOMEHOW)
pants: [REDACTED] EATEN, MINIFIGS IN MY [REDACTED] |
pants |
#animal-crossing #metafilter #pants-solo #redacted-text #woodring-den-background |
|
3,598 | 9/8/2008 | frail and birdlike spigot: HURRRRRRRR A DESK FULL OF PILLS AND KLEENEX AND PEACH-SCENTED LOTION
spigot: EVERYTHING MAKES ME SICK!!!!
spigot: I'M EITHER FRAIL AND BIRDLIKE OR FAT IN A RAIDERS JACKET |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #lotion #mouse-cursor #raiders #sfw #spigot-solo |
|
3,599 | 9/9/2008 | stop hitting deuce: MOTHERFUCK
spigot: SHUT UP
deuce: STOP HITTING
spigot: COULD SOMEONE PLEASE UPLOAD ANAL69.JPG ONE MORE TIME
deuce: HOLY CHRIST
spigot: OOFEN DOPPER VAS JAVA KRASHEN - VILK HELPEN!!!!! |
deuce spigot |
#anal #deuce-spigot #dutch #filename #java #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,600 | 9/10/2008 | really hoping spigot: REALLY HOPING I AM NOT ASKED TO CONTRIBUTE
spigot: IN ANY REGARD |
spigot |
#boners #safety-pirate #woodring-field-background |
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3,601 | 9/11/2008 | self-inflicted pants: LOOK WHAT I CAN DO (FALLS OFF KITCHEN COUNTER TRYING TO SUCK OWN DICK)
deuce: AWESOME BLOSSOM |
deuce pants |
#autofellatio #deuce-pants #physical-comedy #weather #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,602 | 9/12/2008 | okay people: head spigot: TRYING TO OVERLOAD += HERE
deuce: OKAY PEOPLE: HEAD
spigot: SO MOUTH += STRINGPTR(BALLS) SHOULD WORK BUT I NEED MORE MEMORY
spigot: ALSO NEED MORE FOODS WITH EXCLAMATION POINTS
deuce: SOMEONE SIGHUPPED MY MOUTH |
deuce spigot |
#balls #c #deuce-spigot #programming #unix #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,603 | 9/13/2008 | i am your clock radio deuce: T PANTS HONK
pants: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
spigot: FREQUENT PAINFUL URINATION
pants: FUCKING WAKE UP I AM ON TOP OF YOU
pants: I AM YOUR CLOCK RADIO |
deuce pants spigot |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-pants-spigot #honk #piss #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,604 | 9/14/2008 | with an actual glass : He's not drunk, he's Spigot the Bear! New episodes start this fall.
spigot: WHEN YOU SAID OUT FOR A DRINK I THOUGHT YOU MEANT LIKE WITH AN ACTUAL GLASS
spigot: PLUH PTTH BUH TAKE ME HOME |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #caption #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear |
|
3,605 | 9/15/2008 | dick, prick spigot: HUFFING, PUFFING
pants: I GUESS WE SHOULD HAVE JACKED HIM OFF HUH
spigot: COME BACK AND LICK DICK WITH ME
spigot: I MEAN PRICK WITH ME |
pants spigot |
#dicklicking #huffing #pants-spigot #pricks #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,606 | 9/16/2008 | also jerking now atandt: KILL -9 ATANDT
spigot: NEED A BIG HORSE DONG HOSING ME AWAY TO THE LAND OF COCAINE AND HOOKERS
deuce: HUHHHHHHHHHHH
deuce: ZZZZZZZUH |
atandt deuce spigot |
#cocaine #dong #unix #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,607 | 9/17/2008 | keep trying dick: HEY WOW WHERE DID ALL THIS PORN COME FROM
deuce: HLAGHLAGH
dick: T DEUCE WERE YOU MAYBE TRYING TO SAY HALLELUJAH BUT THEN GOT A DICK STUCK IN YOUR THROAT ?????
deuce: HGALHGHAGH
dick: KEEP TRYING
deuce: GURGLE |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #dick #encouragement #hallelujah #nuggh #porn #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,608 | 9/18/2008 | for free atandt: LOWERCASE MEANS I'LL SUCK FOR FREE
deuce: EXCELLENT
pants: CHECK IT OUT A WHOLE EXTRA PANEL
pants: WE SHOULD RENT IT OUT TO A CHURCH GROUP |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-pants #cocksucking #lowercase #meta #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,609 | 9/19/2008 | ding ding ding ding click pants: DING DING DING DING CLICK
pants: CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK
pants: T DEUCE MY BELL BROKE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #photo-background |
|
3,610 | 9/20/2008 | too generic : From fattest to gayest: Deuce, Atandt, Spigot, Pants (not shown)
atandt: BLEAT
deuce: THAT'S TOO GENERIC AN ANIMAL SOUND
spigot: GIVE ME BACK MY HUSTLERS |
atandt deuce spigot |
#atandt-deuce-spigot #caption #hustler #spigot-shrug |
|
3,611 | 9/21/2008 | you had to be there atandt: SO THIS PRIVATE DICK SAYS TO ME
atandt: HOW COME ALL AND I SAYS
atandt: THE MARVELS OF GENETIC ENGINEERING AND THEN HE SAYS
atandt: I FORGET ANYWAY YOU HAD TO BE THERE
(atandt): I AM LOGGING OUT NOW |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #fighting-irish-pose #logging-out #private-dick #unix #whisper #woodring-field-background |
|
3,612 | 9/22/2008 | friendly fire : Below: Pants from Jerkcity, a cornfed American beauty
pants: IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN
pants: HUHHHHHHHHHHHH
pants: NO IT'S REALLY NOT
(pants): SO DIZZY
.(pants): SO TIRED
pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGGH
pants: FIGHT FAIR YOU BIG FAT DIRTY BONG YOU (KISSING NOISES) |
pants |
#bong #caption #corn #dizzy #drugs #huffy-pants #marijuana #nambla #nuggh #pants-solo #smoking #thought #tired #weird-pants-face #whisper #woodring-field-background |
|
3,613 | 9/23/2008 | returning to base state deuce: HLFHLGHLGHLGGHLGLHGHL RETURNING TO BASE STATE LHGLGHGHGHLGLGHL HEAD |
deuce |
#base-state #head #urinal-background |
|
3,614 | 9/24/2008 | all the way deep pants: I DIG JIZZ PEOPLE
pants: T DEUCE ALL THE WAY DEEP BABY
deuce: T PANTS HOW DEEP
deuce: OKAY YOU NEED TO SIMMER DOWN
pants: I DO NOT THINK SO ABLAHLABAL GAABLHABLA |
deuce pants |
#deuce-eating-mouse-cursor #deuce-pants #gay-underwear-sex #jizz #mouse-cursor #photo-background |
|
3,615 | 9/25/2008 | tasty : pants, left, and deuce, right, taken in happier times
deuce: WHO WANTS TO EAT TASTY PRICK
pants: MMM
deuce: IN THAT IT IS TASTY (TASTY)
pants: DELICIOUS COCK
deuce: I SAID PRICK SIR DON'T BE GAUCHE
deuce: TASTY |
deuce pants |
#caption #deuce-pants #pricks #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,616 | 9/26/2008 | shipping and fondling spigot; SEND ME $200
spigot: PLUS SHIPPING AND FONDLING
spigot: PERHAPS GROPING BUT THAT IS AN OPTIONAL EXPENSE |
spigot |
#fondling #groping #spigot-solo |
|
3,617 | 9/27/2008 | held underwater deuce: I AM BEING HELD UNDERWATER OOOOOO
pants: I WILL SAVE YOU
deuce: ...........
deuce: DROWNED |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drowning #sfw #underwater |
|
3,618 | 9/28/2008 | more immediately useful to me pants: I'M A JIZZMOP
pants: USE ME FOR MY INTENDED FUNCTION
deuce: I WOULD PREFER A PISSMOP RIGHT NOW
deuce: A PISSMOP WOULD BE MORE IMMEDIATELY USEFUL TO ME
pants: MAGICALLY I TRANSFORM MYSELF INTO WHATEVER IT IS THAT MAKES YOU MOST HAPPY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #jizz #jizzmop #magic #mop #mop-pissing #piss #pissmop #woodring-field-background |
|
3,619 | 9/29/2008 | i like you deuce: I'M FAT
pants: I LIKE YOU
deuce: EXCELLENT
deuce: LET'S MAKE BABIES |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #fat #woodring-room-background |
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3,620 | 9/30/2008 | on making babies : According to legend, alcohol was the principal factor contributing to Gay City's next upheaval.
pants: SMALL PILES OF SHIT ON A BAKING TRAY, PUT IN OVEN
deuce: PRETTY SURE THAT'S HOW THE WHOLE PROCESS WORKS ANYWAY
deuce: IF YOU LIKE BURNT SHIT ON YOUR HANDS I GUESS
pants: BUM ME OUT |
deuce pants |
#alcohol #caption #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gay #gay-city #shit #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
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3,621 | 10/1/2008 | the wheels of cars spigot: TIRES ARE THE WHEELS OF CARS
spigot: HOOKERS ARE "PROSTITUTES" OR CALL GIRLS (ESCORTS)
pants: ARE YOU MY FAVE 90210 HOTTIE
spigot: FOUR HUGE BUTTERY BAGELS |
pants spigot |
#bagels #beverly-hills-90210 #mountain-background #pants-spigot #prostitute |
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3,622 | 10/2/2008 | syria planum pants: YOU ARE ON MARS
deuce: BREAKER BREAKER ONE NINE
pants: AND I'M ON THE MOON
deuce: SYRIA PLANUM TO CLAVIUS BASE COME BACK
pants: AND WE HAVE A DELAY
deuce: SEVENTY THREES TO YOU |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #ham-radio #mars #moon #mousehole #radio #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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3,623 | 10/3/2008 | ten times a day spigot: PLEASE BEAT ME OFF TEN TIMES A DAY
spigot: HOOOOOOOOOOO HURRRRR
spigot: THAT'S ABOUT IT |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear |
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3,624 | 10/4/2008 | i'm going down dick: THERE MUST BE BIGGER FAGS THAN ME SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD, BUT I CAN'T IMAGINE WHERE
dick: MAYDAY MAYDAY
dick: I'M GOING DOWN |
dick |
#dick-solo #fags #mayday #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,625 | 10/5/2008 | my bike was stolen spigot: MY BIKE WAS STOLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: T SPIGOT BEAT UP A WOMAN IN RETRIBUTION |
deuce spigot |
#bicycle #deuce-spigot #retribution #revenge #theft #title-mismatch #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,626 | 10/6/2008 | sunday brunch spigot: THESE TWILIGHT HOURS ALONE IN THE STALL GIVE ME TIME TO REFLECT ON IF I REALLY WANT TO DO THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
spigot: ALSO I CAN MAKE ECHOES
spigot: NOTHING'S BUSIER THAN SUNDAY BRUNCH |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #spigot-solo #stall #sunday #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,627 | 10/7/2008 | when you need it to deuce: WHY DOESN'T THE GAY ALARM WORK WHEN YOU NEED IT TO
spigot: BEEP |
deuce spigot |
#alarm #bonequest-hd #deuce-spigot #gay #urinal-background |
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3,628 | 10/8/2008 | rainbow spigot: T DEUCE WILL THERE EVER BE A RAINBOW?????????? *BEEP*
spigot: EXPLAIN THE JIZZ ALL OVER MY FACE
spigot: THERE'S NO RIGHT OR WRONG ANSWER |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deja-vu #deuce-spigot #jizz #rainbow #urinal-background |
|
3,629 | 10/9/2008 | public service announcement deuce: IT TAKES TWO TO SUCK DICK
deuce: ONE TO FORCE THE OTHER AND THE OTHER TO CALL THE COPS
deuce: NOTE: SOME PEOPLE REFER TO IT AS "SUCKING COCK" |
deuce |
#announcement #deuce-solo |
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3,630 | 10/10/2008 | free hans reiser deuce: T SPIGOT ARE YOU JULIA CHANEL OR NO
spigot: T DEUCE PLEASE RESTART YOUR MACINTOSH |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #macintosh #porn #woodring-field-background |
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3,631 | 10/11/2008 | trying again pants: CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK
pants: STUPID BELL
pants: CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK |
pants |
#bell #bonequest-hi-fi #pants-solo #repetition #sfw #woodring-den-background |
|
3,632 | 10/12/2008 | pantload deuce: SOMEONE DIDN'T LOG OUT THIS MORNING
spigot: PANTLOAD |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot |
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3,633 | 10/13/2008 | choking me spigot: HOW CAN I MAKE MY FONT 80 COLS
pants: BEEP
deuce: BHLALHABHLBHLABHLBA
spigot: CHOKING ME |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #prince #programming |
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3,634 | 10/14/2008 | you'll be fired spigot: OKAY IF YOU DON'T SUCK MY WANG IN THE TOILET I'M JUST GOING TO SAY YOU RAPED ME
spigot: AND YES YOU'LL BE FIRED |
spigot |
#blackmail #fired #rape #spigot-points #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,635 | 10/15/2008 | drilling sound deuce: CHECK OUT MY RECIPROCATING PRICK
pants: OW OW YOU'RE USING IT WRONG
deuce: DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT FROM THIS END
pants: OW OW
deuce: HORRIBLE DRILLING SOUND CONTINUES
deuce: DUM DEE DUM
deuce: DRILLING SOUND GROWS LOUDER |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #physical-comedy #reciprocating-prick #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,636 | 10/16/2008 | the cocks that got away |
pants |
#abstract #no-dialog |
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3,637 | 10/17/2008 | yet another pants: ANOTHER EASY JERKCITY EXPERIENCE |
pants |
#bonequest-hd #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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3,638 | 10/18/2008 | writing a short novel spigot: WRITING A SHORT NOVEL ABOUT HOW I COLLECT PORN: WHAT GETS SAVED, WHAT GETS THROWN AWAY, WHAT WORKS BEST FOR ME |
spigot |
#porn #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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3,639 | 10/19/2008 | friends like that spigot: WITH FRIENDS LIKE THAT!!!!!!!! CUT MY DICK OFF |
spigot |
#amputation #cut-my-dick-off #friends #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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3,640 | 10/20/2008 | okay shut up shut up shut up shut up pants: NOBODY CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM
pants: OKAY SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP |
pants |
#duh #pants-solo #screaming #sfw #shut-up #woodring-field-background |
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3,641 | 10/21/2008 | similarly spigot: SIMILARLY I DON'T GIVE A SHIT |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,642 | 10/22/2008 | due to lack of pants: BEATOFF CONTEST CANCELLED DUE TO LACK OF JARS WITH SCREW-ON |
pants |
#announcement #beat-off-contest #beating-off #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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3,643 | 10/23/2008 | pow blam spark dick: T DEUCE SHOW YOUR TITS
deuce: POW BLAM SPARK |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #infinity #mousehole #tits #woodring-room-background |
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3,644 | 10/24/2008 | ghost in the machine atandt: FUCKING SERIOUS
spigot: MY STUPID LITTLE SUIT WHAT WAS I THINKING
atandt: THERE IS A GHOST IN MY MAC
spigot: THAT'S THE DESKTOP |
atandt spigot |
#apple #ghost #macintosh #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,645 | 10/25/2008 | is it true net: T DEUCE IS IT TRUE THAT YOU ONLY HURT THE ONES YOU LOVE
deuce: T NET NO IT IS NOT
deuce: T NET BUT THEY GET EXTRA ATTENTION |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #hurt #sfw |
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3,646 | 10/26/2008 | let's hear it for dick deuce: LET'S HEAR IT FOR DICK
atandt: DICK DICK DICK DICK DOCK DICK
atandt: I PUT THAT "DOCK" IN THERE TO THROW YOU OFF
deuce: STRANGE
deuce: I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE SINCE I WAS TOO BUSY CONCENTRATING ON THE DICK |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #dicks #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,647 | 10/27/2008 | will there ever spigot: SERIOUSLY: WILL THERE EVER BE A RAINBOW
deuce: T SPIGOT UNKNOWN AT PRESENT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #rainbow #sfw #urinal-background |
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3,648 | 10/28/2008 | briefly toying atandt: BRIEFLY TOYING WITH THE IDEA OF HOMOSEXUALITY
atandt: OKAY FULLY EMBRACING IT NOW
pants: OTIS, NO, THAT'S YOUR SISTER |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #gay #henry-portrait-of-a-serial-killer #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,649 | 10/29/2008 | standing on a chair deuce: TIME TO CHANGE THE JERKSHIRT
spigot: MCNUGGETS ETC
spigot: DOES STANDING ON A CHAIR AND JERKING ON MY OWN FACE MAKE ME GAY
deuce: NO IT'S ONLY IF I'M IN YOU AT THE SAME TIME
spigot: IN THE ROOM WITH ME? NOT UNDERSTUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OKAY THEN |
deuce spigot |
#deja-vu #deuce-spigot #gay-theory #mcdonalds #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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3,650 | 10/30/2008 | monster poo (bonus track) deuce: NOW THAT WAS A MONSTER POO |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #mouse-cursor #poo #urinal-background #url |
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3,651 | 10/31/2008 | halloween special spigot: NO CANDY AT THIS RESIDENCE
deuce: RACKS SHOTGUN |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #gun #halloween #woodring-field-background |
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3,652 | 11/1/2008 | a lot to contribute spigot: IS ANYONE HERE TALKING ABOUT PRICKS??????
pants: NO
spigot: I HAVE A LOT TO CONTRIBUTE |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #pricks #sucking #woodring-room-background |
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3,653 | 11/2/2008 | it feels so good spigot: CHUTES AND LADDERS AND BONERS
spigot: HUHHHH HUHHHH IT FEELS SO GOOD JUST TO BE UNFUNNY
spigot: I CAN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE |
spigot |
#boner #game #spigot-solo #unfunny #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,654 | 11/3/2008 | make a pass deuce: NOBODY MAKE A PASS AT ME
net: HUNGRY OVER HERE |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,655 | 11/4/2008 | in a well-hung manner deuce: IT'S A GAY GAY WORLD
deuce: I'M TIRED DADDY
pants: LET US ROLL AROUND ON THE GAY GAY CARPET
deuce: I CAN DO THAT
pants: BE GAY WITH ME IN A WELL-HUNG MANNER |
deuce pants |
#be-gay-with-me #carpet #daddy #deuce-pants #gay #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,656 | 11/5/2008 | you make new ones deuce: YOU FUCKERS DON'T CARE ABOUT ME AT ALL DO YOU
deuce: YOU JUST USE ME FOR MY SEVEN ORIFICES
deuce: AND SOMETIMES YOU MAKE NEW ONES |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #fucking #orifice #rape |
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3,657 | 11/6/2008 | you are hurting me pants: KINDA FAGGY
pants: ...
pants: OH WHO AM I TRYING TO KID
pants: TOTALLY FAGGY
pants: 100% OF 100% FAGGY
pants: OW OW LL COOL J STOP YOU ARE HURTING ME
pants: ACOUSTIC KITTY (MID-1960S)
pants: I'M AN OIL MAN |
pants |
#huffy-pants #kitty #ll-cool-j #pants-solo #there-will-be-blood #woodring-field-background |
|
3,658 | 11/7/2008 | after the jump spigot: LEARN HOW TO MAKE A STEAMPUNK BUTTPLUG (AFTER THE JUMP) |
spigot |
#instructable #spigot-solo #steampunk #woodring-field-background |
|
3,659 | 11/8/2008 | blimp alert pants: BLIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: MORE OF A ZEPPELIN REALLY
pants: EVEN SO...
pants: EITHER WAY:
pants: BLIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
pants |
#huffy-pants #lighter-than-air-vehicles #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,660 | 11/9/2008 | your words hurt me atandt: DEAR SIR,
deuce: SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE
atandt: YOUR WORDS HURT ME
deuce: UP THE NUTS |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #deja-vu #deuce-eating-mouse-cursor #mouse-cursor #nuts #up-the-nuts #urinal-background |
|
3,661 | 11/10/2008 | and what a poo spigot: FAGGED OUT
deuce: AND WHAT A POO IT WAS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #poo #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,662 | 11/11/2008 | rotting shit in pots deuce: AS PER OUR PREVIOUS DISCUSSION WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP PUTTING ROTTING SHIT IN POTS AND BURYING THEM IN MY YARD THANKS
spigot: FEX-EX?? |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #fex-ex #woodring-field-background |
|
3,663 | 11/12/2008 | up for that pants: THERE HE GOES
spigot: LET'S ALL BE GAY
pants: I'M UP FOR THAT
spigot: SUPER |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #gay #pants-spigot #urinal-background |
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3,664 | 11/13/2008 | sit back spigot: RELATIVELY CERTAIN I HAVE NOTHING TO CONTRIBUTE
deuce: WELL THEN SIT BACK !!!!!!!!!! AND GLABGLBAHLHBLGAH GBLBAGHLHBGALH GHGABLHAGLBH HELP HALBGBLH GABLGAHBLG HBLHG |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drowning #nothing-to-say |
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3,665 | 11/14/2008 | so depressed for five minutes deuce: JERK COMPLETE
spigot: NO WONDER I WAS SO DEPRESSED FOR FIVE MINUTES |
deuce spigot |
#depression #deuce-spigot #dong #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #somber-deuce #woodring-field-background |
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3,666 | 11/15/2008 | the anger and hate spigot: EXHALING TO LET OUT THE ANGER AND HATE
spigot: BLUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
spigot: INHALING TO MAKE ROOM FOR BONERS
spigot: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR |
spigot |
#anger #boner #breathing-exercises #hate #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,667 | 11/16/2008 | house of mirrors deuce: HALP I'M SURROUNDED BY FAGGOTS |
deuce |
#bonequest-hd #halp #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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3,668 | 11/17/2008 | junk pokes out pants: WEAR THIS BIKINI TOO
pants: REALLY SMOOSH/STUFF YOUR JUNK UNDER THERE
deuce: WHAT IF IT POKES OUT
pants: WE BOTH KNOW IT WILL |
deuce pants |
#bikini #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #white-background |
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3,669 | 11/18/2008 | lean in to inspect the document pants: OH COME ON
pants: IT SAYS SO RIGHT HERE
pants: AND AS YOU LEAN IN TO INSPECT THE DOCUMENT, I GRATIFY MYSELF ALL OVER YOU |
pants |
#gravy #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
3,670 | 11/19/2008 | life is funny dick: LIFE IS FUNNY
deuce: GHLAGHLAGHLAG |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #life #mouse-cursor #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,671 | 11/20/2008 | life is like a boxcar spigot: LIFE IS LIKE A BOXCAR FALLING ON PEOPLE, SMOOSHING THEM |
spigot |
#life #mousehole #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
3,672 | 11/21/2008 | only one pants: THERE'S ONLY ONE CRAIGSLIST GIRL AND SHE'S VERY VERY TIRED |
pants |
#black-background #craigslist #pants-solo #prostitute #very-very-tired |
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3,673 | 11/22/2008 | beautiful haiku pants: DO ALL DOCTORS HAVE PRESCRIPTION PADS
pants: WHAT ABOUT FRIENDS WHO WE THINK ARE DOCTORS
pants: WILL SAFEWAY GIVE ME PILLS
pants: A BEAUTIFUL HAIKU |
pants |
#haiku #pants-solo #pills #safeway #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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3,674 | 11/23/2008 | holy nuts pants: JERKING THE ROPES
deuce: CONCUR
spigot: THAT RHYMES
spigot: NO IT DOESN'T |
deuce pants spigot |
#balls #spigot-points #woodring-room-background |
|
3,675 | 11/24/2008 | face shot spigot: JAPANESE AND CHINESE DICKS
spigot: LIVING IN HARMONY
spigot: I'M READY FOR MY FACE SHOT NOW PLEASE |
spigot |
#cocksucking #dicklicking #dicks #facial #racial-harmony #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,676 | 11/25/2008 | bit rot pants: SUFFERING FROM BIT ROT
pants: SO TEN MINUTES AGO
pants: THAT'LL TEACH US |
pants |
#pants-solo #sfw #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background |
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3,677 | 11/26/2008 | farm-like deuce: SUCK MY PRICK
deuce: PLEASE
pants: FARM-LIKE
deuce: IT'S THE "PLEASE" THAT MAKES IT ART |
deuce pants |
#black-background #deuce-pants #poetry #prick |
|
3,678 | 11/27/2008 | so hot pants: AM TOLD THE NUN-RAPING SCENE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AROUSING
pants: WHY DID THEY MAKE IT SO HOT THEN |
pants |
#bad-lieutenant #pants-solo #rape #woodring-field-background |
|
3,679 | 11/28/2008 | tis a boner pants: TIS A BONER
dick: AND HOW! |
dick pants |
#and-how #boner #dick-pants |
|
3,680 | 11/29/2008 | put me in the crisping sleeve deuce: PUT ME IN THE CRISPING SLEEVE AND THEN JUST GO TO TOWN ON ME |
deuce |
#blue-background #crisping-sleeve #deuce-solo #hot-pocket #sfw |
|
3,681 | 11/30/2008 | awesome disease deuce: I HAVE AWESOME DISEASE
pants: THIS DOGSHIT WILL CURE YOU |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dogshit #pants-loves-you #woodring-field-background |
|
3,682 | 12/1/2008 | not poop deuce: I BEAT OFF TO THE SMELL OF POOP
deuce: I MEAN HOT CHICKS
deuce: HOT CHICKS
deuce: NOT POOP |
deuce |
#beating-off #cocks #deuce-solo #deuces-shits #drunk-deuce #poo #white-background |
|
3,683 | 12/2/2008 | god's name pants: HEAVENLY PEACE
deuce: RAPE IN GOD'S NAME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #rape #religion #single-panel #woodring-field-background |
|
3,684 | 12/3/2008 | non stop deuce: RRRRRRR NONSTOP DIARRHEA |
deuce |
#black-background #deuce-solo #deuces-shits #diarrhea |
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3,685 | 12/4/2008 | rape room pants: THIS IS THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND THIS IS THE DEN
pants: AND THIS IS THE RAPE ROOM
pants: CLICK HERE TO GET THE PLUG-IN |
pants |
#pants-solo #rape #urinal-background #you-know-what-to-do |
|
3,686 | 12/5/2008 | my dead boner (a mystery) deuce: MY DEAD BONER (A MYSTERY)
deuce: SPOILERS: YOU KILLED IT
pants: BUT HOW SAID THE TOPLESS DUDE |
deuce pants |
#blue-background #boner #bored-pants #deuce-pants #mystery #shirtless #spoilers |
|
3,687 | 12/6/2008 | way overdue spigot: YOU'RE WAY OVERDUE FOR A SPURT |
spigot |
#black-background #spigot-solo #spurt |
|
3,688 | 12/7/2008 | now you tell him deuce: DON'T TRIP AND CHOKE YOUR OWN COCK DOWN
pants: NOW YOU TELL ME |
deuce pants |
#cocks #deuce-pants #white-background |
|
3,689 | 12/8/2008 | spigot in the morning spigot: SPIGOT IN THE MORNING!!!
spigot: SPIGOT IN THE EVENING!!!!
spigot: SPIGOT ON THE INTERNET?!?!?! |
spigot |
#bagel-bites #black-background #jingle #sfw #singing #spigot-solo |
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3,690 | 12/9/2008 | people that i meet pants: MOST PEOPLE THAT I MEET
pants: I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH
pants: THEN SLIT THEIR THROATS
pants: AND SORT OF JERK OFF IN THEM
pants: JUST TO JERK OFF LOTS AND GO NUTSO
spigot: LITTLE HELP |
pants spigot |
#mountain-background #pants-spigot #sex #violence |
|
3,691 | 12/10/2008 | shut up pants: SHUT UP!!!!!!!
pants: UHH WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS
pants: NO THAT'S RIGHT: SHUT UP |
pants |
#mountain-background #pants-solo #sfw |
|
3,692 | 12/11/2008 | let him try now dick: COOL LET ME TRY NOW
dick: FUCK
dick: LET ME TRY AGAIN |
dick |
#black-background #dick-solo #grabassery |
|
3,693 | 12/12/2008 | page 1 of 1 pants: EXPLANATION OF BENEFITS
pants: THIS IS NOT A BILL
pants: PLEASE RETAIN FOR FUTURE REFERENCE
pants: OR WRITE TO THE ADDRESS SHOWN BELOW
: production@jerkcity.com |
pants |
#caption #filler-panel #insurance #mountain-background #pants-solo #sfw |
|
3,694 | 12/13/2008 | not hung up deuce: CLICK BOOOOOOOOO
deuce: ME HANGING UP THE PHONE
spigot: DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO
spigot: IT'S NOT HUNG UP |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #phone #sfw #telephone #telephony #woodring-den-background |
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3,695 | 12/14/2008 | may i please be excused spigot: FOLKS IF THERE'S NOTHING TO DO AT WORK MAY I PLEASE BE EXCUSED |
spigot |
#folks #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
3,696 | 12/15/2008 | single dong theory pants: SINGLE DONG THEORY
deuce: EXCELLENT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-eating-mouse-cursor #deuce-pants #dongs #mouse-cursor #one-electron-theory #physics #plant #woodring-field-background |
|
3,697 | 12/16/2008 | stringers of saliva all over my dick spigot: HOW DO I DESCRIBE WHAT PORN STARS DO WHERE THEY DROOL STRINGERS OF SALIVA ALL OVER MY DICK
spigot: SPIT
spigot: SPITTLE
deuce: I BELIEVE IT'S CALLED BEING A WOMAN |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #porn |
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3,698 | 12/17/2008 | mean the difference spigot: IF SOMEONE COULD COME OVER FOR JUST THREE MINUTES AND LICK DICK WITH ME
spigot: IT WOULD MEAN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME GOING HOME AND ME BEATING OFF AND THEN GOING HOME
spigot: WHO
spigot: WHAT
bung: MADE YOU LOOK
spigot: FOOLED AGAIN |
bung spigot |
#beating-off #bung-spigot #dicklicking #woodring-den-background |
|
3,699 | 12/18/2008 | all a dream SPIGOT: WHAT WHO
PANTS: IT WAS ALL A DREAM
SPIGOT: T PANTS I WAS HERE ALL NIGHT |
pants spigot |
#dream #nutsack #pants-spigot #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
3,700 | 12/19/2008 | backside cache deuce: A BACKWHAT
spigot: AGAIN: I DON'T THINK THIS IS A BACKSIDE CACHE |
deuce spigot |
#backside-cache #deuce-spigot #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
3,701 | 12/20/2008 | chocolate and bathing suits spigot: I SNACK AFTER 3PM
spigot: CHOCOLATE AND BATHING SUITS AND GETTING GROPED |
spigot |
#null #snacks #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,702 | 12/21/2008 | your face and head spigot: BONER (NOUN): WHAT POKES INTO YOUR FACE AND HEAD
spigot: THAT REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I SMOOSHED MY OWN POO ALL OVER A PROSTITUTE
deuce: AM I THAT PROSTITUTE |
deuce spigot |
#boner #deuce-spigot #mousehole #poo #prostitute #vocabulary #woodring-room-background |
|
3,703 | 12/22/2008 | these dicks and pricks spigot: THESE DICKS AND PRICKS ARE TURNING ME INTO SOMEONE I JUST DON'T LIKE VERY MUCH
pants: I CAN LIVE WITH THAT |
pants spigot |
#dicks #mouse-cursor #pants-spigot #pricks #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,704 | 12/23/2008 | funny while i've been gone deuce: I HOPE YOU PEOPLE HAVEN'T BEEN FUNNY WHILE I'VE BEEN GONE
pants: SIR NO SIR
pants: WE'VE BEEN PRETTY DROLL
pants: CURRENT EVENTS, WORLD AFFAIRS, THAT SORT OF THING |
deuce pants |
#comedy #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,705 | 12/24/2008 | box of coat hangers pants: WOW A BOX OF COAT HANGERS
spigot: T PANTS SERIOUSLY CONCERNED ABOUT CLONING HUMANS BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO BE GAY WITH MYSELF AND THEN THROW MYSELF AWAY IN DISGUST
pants: THIS IS A HAPPY BIRTHDAY
spigot: T PANTS GET OUT OF MY CLOSET |
pants spigot |
#be-gay-with-me #birthday #cloning #coat-hangers #concerned #pants-spigot #serious-concerns #woodring-room-background |
|
3,706 | 12/25/2008 | eat your bug pants: I ATE YOUR BOUQUET
pants: I DRANK YOUR DISHWATER
pants: BUT I'LL BE DARNED IF I'LL EAT YOUR BUG |
pants |
#bouquet #bug #christmas #harry-s-truman #pants-solo |
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3,707 | 12/26/2008 | i have a little shadow deuce: ME AND MY GAYNESS
deuce: STROLLING ON THE AVENNGHGLFAH GLDFBHU GHLGHLUHAL HSFHSF
deuce: IT'S LIKE A SHADOW YOU SEE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #gay #mousehole #piss #singing #woodring-field-background |
|
3,708 | 12/27/2008 | need hits atandt: MARRY ME
spigot: ALSO PLEASE VISIT JERKCITY (NEED HITS) |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #engagement-metrics #green-background #marriage #sfw |
|
3,709 | 12/28/2008 | my nuts net: HAS ANYONE SEEN MY NUTS
spigot: NOT UP CLOSE |
net spigot |
#net-spigot #nuts #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,710 | 12/29/2008 | in theory pants: THE MORE WE PLAY TOGETHER THE HAPPIER WE GET
deuce: IN THEORY
deuce: **IN THEORY** I AM NOT A FAGGOT
pants: SNACK CAKES |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #faggot #snack-cakes #snacks #theory #woodring-field-background |
|
3,711 | 12/30/2008 | both hands spigot: T ATANDT I SAW YOU AT THE DISCO
atandt: I GUESS THE NEW YEAR MEANS I CAN START TYPING WITH BOTH HANDS |
atandt spigot |
#angry-panel #dicks #disco #nom #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,712 | 12/31/2008 | fancy restaurant spigot: HOMPTH HORMPH I'M IN A FANCY RESTAURANT |
spigot |
#eating #physical-comedy #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |