No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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3,713 | 1/1/2009 | private stash net: I'VE GOT GAY WHO WANTS SOME
deuce: T NET CAN YOU SPARE IT ?!?!?!
net: I'VE GOT A WHOLE LOT MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM
(net): THIS IS FROM MY PRIVATE STASH |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #gay #stash #urinal-background |
|
3,714 | 1/2/2009 | all the queer protocols spigot: TAKE THE GAY TRAIN
spigot: ONLY IF YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH ALL THE QUEER PROTOCOLS
spigot: LEFT POCKET RIGHT POCKET BLUE HANKY BROWN HANKY IT'S ALL SO COMPLICATED |
spigot |
#gay-code #hanky-code #queer-protocols #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,715 | 1/3/2009 | can-do spigot: THAT'S A COCKADOODLE CAN-DO
spigot: <!-- BEGIN HIDING SPIGOT FROM NON-JAVASCRIPT ENABLED BROWSER>/HREF |
spigot |
#can-do #despair-panel #html #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
3,716 | 1/4/2009 | buffering spigot: BUFFERING
spigot: 75%
spigot: 90%
spigot: 99%
spigot: F A G |
spigot |
#blue-background #spigot-solo #suspense |
|
3,717 | 1/5/2009 | no ident response spigot: SOME KIND OF CLAMP SQUEEZING AND STUFFING MY BALLS INTO AN ENVELOPE AND MAILING MYSELF BACK TO JERKCITY ANONYMOUSLY
pants: 4000 FOLLOWERS TREAT
pants: *** NO IDENT RESPONSE |
pants spigot |
#clamping #identd #nuts-of-spigot #pants-spigot #unix #woodring-field-background |
|
3,718 | 1/6/2009 | i said would you deuce: LOOK AT ME AND MY SWEATY BALLS WOULD YOU
deuce: I SAID WOULD YOU
pants: I AM TRYING BUT YOU ARE PULLING MY HAIR |
deuce pants |
#balls #deuce-pants #green-background |
|
3,719 | 1/7/2009 | excitement and spurt spigot: I'M A GAUSSIAN BLUR
spigot: HURRRRRRRR MY WHOLE NUTS AND FACE ARE A BIG BLURRY FLURRY OF EXCITEMENT AND SPURT
spigot: VIRTUAL CRAPFEST |
spigot |
#nuts-of-spigot #photoshop #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
3,720 | 1/8/2009 | goodnight mouth pants: GOODNIGHT MOUTH
pants: PUTTING YOU TO REST FOR AN HOUR SO YOU DO NOT OVERHEAT ON ME AGAIN
pants: JUST
pants: THAT
pants: GAY |
pants |
#deja-vu #gay #goodnight-moon #mouth #mouth-of-pants #pants-solo #urinbal-background #weird-pants-face |
|
3,721 | 1/9/2009 | holy god pants: IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE THAT COLOR
deuce: HOLY GOD |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #holy-god #urinal-background |
|
3,722 | 1/10/2009 | today's content spigot: TODAY'S CONTENT IS ALL ABOUT MY GOLDEN LOCKS OF FAGGOTY HAIR AND HOW FAT MY GIRLFRIEND AND ALSO A NEW WORK OF FILK I LIKE TO CALL STAIRWAY TO BLAKE'S SEVEN
pants: HEAD NOW PLEASE |
pants spigot |
#filk #filking #head #mouse-cursor #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,723 | 1/11/2009 | the gift of laughter deuce: HURRAY FOR THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER
spigot: ANNE FRANK |
deuce spigot |
#anne-frank #deuce-spigot #sfw #single-panel #woodring-field-background |
|
3,724 | 1/12/2009 | the luckiest man alive deuce: (THROWN) OH THANK GOD I'M THE LUCKIEST MAN ALI (CRUSHED) |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #green-background #null |
|
3,725 | 1/13/2009 | was re: get the fuck out spigot: SUBJECT: WE'RE LETTING YOU GO
spigot: SUBJECT: YOU'RE FIRED
spigot: SUBJECT: SERIOUSLY, GET OUT |
spigot |
#email #fired #spigot-solo #was-re #woodring-field-background |
|
3,726 | 1/14/2009 | any form of conversation spigot: T DEUCE IN ASIAN CULTURES IT'S CONSIDERED A SIGN OF RESPECT TO DRIVE TO SF AND HAND ME THE BONG THAT FELL OUT THE WINDOW
spigot: AND THEN DRIVE BACK WITHOUT ASKING FOR A BEVERAGE
spigot: OR ANY FORM OF CONVERSATION |
deuce spigot |
#bay-area #bong #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #marijuana #san-francisco #woodring-field-background |
|
3,727 | 1/15/2009 | making hamburgers bung: SHHH, HERE COMES DAD
bung: BUH
bung: HOLD THE DOG STILL OR I'LL NEVER CUM
deuce: MAKING HUMBURGERS PEOPLE |
bung deuce |
#bestiality #bung-deuce #hamburger #woodring-field-background |
|
3,728 | 1/16/2009 | all about [spigot's] nuts spigot: KISS MY NUTS
spigot: THEN KISS MY NUTS
spigot: THEN KISS MY NUTS AGAIN
deuce: IT'S ALL ABOUT NUTS WITH YOU |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,729 | 1/17/2009 | gay music deuce: HI
pants: HI
pants: ARE WE TWO FAGS OR WHAT
deuce: CUE GAY MUSIC |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,730 | 1/18/2009 | always room for dick pants: LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKING FAGGOTS
pants: WORD UP SHITHEADS
ozone: ANYONE WANT TO GO OUT FOR DICK OR DID YOU ALL GET DICK EARLIER WITHOUT ME
pants: THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR DICK
ozone: I WANT LEMON |
ozone pants |
#dicks #faggots #lemon #ozone-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,731 | 1/19/2009 | weight problem deuce: HOW DO ALL OF THESE SPAMMERS KNOW THAT I HAVE A WEIGHT PROBLEM AND DESPERATELY WANT TO SHED THOSE POUNDS
pants: AMAZING THAT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sfw #urinal-background |
|
3,732 | 1/20/2009 | those were the days spigot: T PANTS REMEMBER WHEN WE LIVED TOGETHER AND SHARED THE TOILET AND OUR STREAMS OF PISS MADE AN "X"
pants: T SPIGOT YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY |
pants spigot |
#a-love-story #crossing-streams #nostalgia #pants-spigot #piss #urinal-background |
|
3,733 | 1/21/2009 | i got piss on me spigot: DOSES PEOPLE
spigot: I'M JERKING ON MY BONER
spigot: I'M PISSING IN MY FACE
pants: YUCK
deuce: I GOT PISS ON ME |
deuce pants spigot |
#boner #deuce-pants-spigot #jerking #mouse-cursor #piss #urinal-background #watersports |
|
3,734 | 1/22/2009 | need s/n spigot: WHY WOULD I RUN GIMP WHEN I'VE GOT BANNERMANIA RIGHT HERE
spigot: T PANTS NEED S/N |
pants spigot |
#bannermania #deuce-spigot #gimp #green-background #pants-spigot #piracy #spigot-points #unix |
|
3,735 | 1/23/2009 | specific instructions spigot: CHOKING ME
spigot: SHOVING HOT DOGS INTO MY MOUTH
spigot: LEAVING ME FOR DEAD BEHIND THE 7-11 |
spigot |
#choking #green-background #hot-dogs #spigot-solo |
|
3,736 | 1/24/2009 | first make an o spigot: YAY HERE'S THE PORN
spigot: HUBLAHAHBALHBL DICKS FOR ME
pants: HUBLAHAHBALHBL
pants: I KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE THAT
pants: FIRST MAKE AN O
pants: SLJKDFHSKDFHKSDJFHSKJDFHKSJDFHKSDFHS(D*FHISDF GOD HELP ASNLDKFJLSDFJ |
pants spigot |
#dicklicking #pants-spigot #porn |
|
3,737 | 1/25/2009 | bonjour spigot: BONJOUR
spigot: I'M PIERRE THE FRENCH DICKLICKER!!!!!!!!!
spigot: WHY WOULD I LIE ABOUT THAT |
spigot |
#black-background #dicklicker #dicklicking #french #spigot-solo |
|
3,738 | 1/26/2009 | yes we can spigot: FOLKS IT'S A NEW DAY IN AMERICA
spigot: SHOVING A SLEEVE OF FIG NEWTONS INTO MY MOUTH LIKE A WOODCHIPPER |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #fig-newtons #folks #mouse-cursor #obama #sfw #snacks #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,739 | 1/27/2009 | any fags around bung: ANY FAGS AROUND
spigot: MY HAND IS UP |
bung spigot |
#bung-spigot #gay #urinal-background |
|
3,740 | 1/28/2009 | where is the love deuce: WHERE IS THE LOVE
(pants): RIGHT HERE
pants: CUPPED IN MY HANDS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #love #sfw #urinal-background #whisper |
|
3,741 | 1/29/2009 | hurmph urmph spigot: HURMPH
spigot: URMPH
spigot: I AM FALLING DOWN THE ESCALATOR |
spigot |
#physical-comedy #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,742 | 1/30/2009 | in the face spigot: SERIOUSLY APPRECIATIVE OF THE WAY YOU TOOK IT IN THE FACE OVER LABOR DAY
spigot: OR DO I MEAN UP THE FACE
spigot: WHICHEVER |
spigot |
#holiday #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,743 | 1/31/2009 | bikini zone pants: LET'S SMUGGLE THINGS IN AND OUT OF EACH OTHER
pants: CONTAINS NO APPLE JUICE
deuce: BIKINI ZONE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #piss #urinal-background |
|
3,744 | 2/1/2009 | half mast pants: I CONSIDER THIS TO BE ALL THE WAY ERECT
pants: HALF MAST
deuce: I WANT A REFUND OF ALL THE JIZZ I'VE DEPOSITED IN YOU
pants: DOWNSIZING FAST |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #jizz #urinal-background |
|
3,745 | 2/2/2009 | no way to behave spigot: THAT'S NO WAY TO BEHAVE
spigot: HUHHHHHH
spigot: PRICKASAURUS FACE |
spigot |
#dinosaurs #mouse-cursor #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,746 | 2/3/2009 | downtime deuce: THE NAMESERVER'S DOWN SO I'M STRANDED
deuce: SOMEBODY HOLD ME |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dns #sfw #urinal-background |
|
3,747 | 2/4/2009 | line 'em up pants: DORK FARM
pants: LET'S GO
pants: LINE UP |
pants |
#farm #pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background |
|
3,748 | 2/5/2009 | so hard right now deuce: WHY AM I SO HARD RIGHT NOW
deuce: UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE |
deuce |
#boner #deuce-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,749 | 2/6/2009 | picture of a mug : Dick |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #dick #mug #picture |
|
3,750 | 2/7/2009 | your purpose in life deuce: YOU ARE FODDER FOR THE BEATING
deuce: THAT IS WHY GOD MADE YOU
deuce: THAT IS YOUR PURPOSE IN LIFE
deuce: TO BE ON THE RECEIVING END OF PUNCHES AND KICKS |
deuce |
#destiny #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #urinal-background #violence |
|
3,751 | 2/8/2009 | together after school spigot: LET'S POO TOGETHER AFTER SCHOOL
spigot: PLEASE |
spigot |
#angry-panel #bonequest-hi-fi #boom #friends #poo #scheduling #school #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,752 | 2/9/2009 | serious attitude problem pants: EXPLODES
deuce: SOMEONE'S GOT A SERIOUS ATTITUDE PROBLEM
deuce: AND THIS TIME IT'S NOT ME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants |
|
3,753 | 2/10/2009 | here i am deuce: HERE YOU ARE
deuce: AND HERE I AM
spigot: UH
deuce: LA LA LA LA |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #sfw #urinal-background |
|
3,754 | 2/11/2009 | gayer than you pants: I AM GAYER THAN YOU SIR
deuce: PROBABLY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #gay #gay-contest #urinal-background |
|
3,755 | 2/12/2009 | doesn't like this much pants: GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
pants: NUUUUUUUUUUHGH BRACING MYSELF AND FAILING
pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH NOT LIKING THIS MUCH |
pants |
#greytext #nuggh #pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background |
|
3,756 | 2/13/2009 | all the way around pants: FATSOS LIKE MYSELF DO NOT ENJOY THE HEAT
deuce: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
pants: THEREFORE WE MELT, BLOAT UP, EXPLODE
deuce: I LIKE DICK
pants: JUST A BAD IDEA ALL THE WAY AROUND |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dick #fat #fatness #urinal-background |
|
3,757 | 2/14/2009 | the latter spigot: SHOULD IT BE "CHRISTMASSY" OR "CHRISTMASY"
deuce: THE LATTER I THINK |
deuce spigot |
#christmas #deuce-spigot #sfw #urinal-background |
|
3,758 | 2/15/2009 | pledge break spigot: BUHHHHH HUHHHH
spigot: PLEDGE BREAK
spigot: DOCTOR WHO MARATHON |
spigot |
#dr-who #pbs #pledge #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,759 | 2/16/2009 | swift and painful justice spigot: I'M GOING TO CLEAN YOU AND RAPE YOU
deuce: ARE YOU AWARE MY HUGE COCK IS COMING TO INVOKE SWIFT AND PAINFUL JUSTICE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #rape |
|
3,760 | 2/17/2009 | opt-out spigot: CAN I OPT-OUT OF THE MANDATORY HIV TEST |
spigot |
#aids #alien #hiv #mouse-cursor #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,761 | 2/18/2009 | need to lick deuce: CAN WE LICK OR WHAT
deuce: THEN CAN WE START PLEASE
pants: I THINK SO YES
deuce: I AM NOT TRYING TO BE PUSHY I JUST NEED SOMETHING LICKED, NEED TO LICK |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants |
|
3,762 | 2/19/2009 | holy good christ above deuce: HOLY GOOD CHRIST ABOVE
spigot: EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP WITH A HEADACHE AND A DAMP ASS |
deuce spigot |
#christ #damp-ass #deuce-spigot #urinal-background |
|
3,763 | 2/20/2009 | pussy in the well pants: PUSSY IN THE WELL
pants: PUTT PUTT PUTT PUTT MOTORBOAT NOISES
pants: WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE |
pants |
#coffee #funloving-nonsense #motorboat #pants-solo #pussy #putt #urinal-background |
|
3,764 | 2/21/2009 | wondering why pants: GRINDING AGAINST YOU
pants: PAIN AND VIOLENCE
pants: CRACKING YOUR SKULL THEN MOUTH-FUCKING YOU AND WONDERING WHY MY DICK IS BURNING |
pants |
#huffy-pants #pants-solo #urinal-background #violence |
|
3,765 | 2/22/2009 | what the hell man spigot: HOMPH HOMPH ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD HOMPH HOMPH LION KING |
spigot |
#disney #eating #film #homph #mouse-cursor #movies #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,766 | 2/23/2009 | running to the toilet spigot: SQURLTLGRLGLGRLRGLRLGLRGLRGRLGRL CARPET
deuce: RUNNING TO THE TOILET |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #incontinence #toilet |
|
3,767 | 2/24/2009 | all right fine spigot: PLEASE PATH THE HUGE MOUTH
pants: CAN'T I JUST JOIN THE JERKCITY FACEBOOK GROUP AND LEAVE IT AT THAT
pants: ALL RIGHT FINE
pants: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HUGE GAY MOUTH |
pants spigot |
#mouth #mouth-of-pants #pants-spigot |
|
3,768 | 2/25/2009 | just a pervert deuce: GANGLY WET STREAMS OF URINE
spigot: DOES LIKING THAT MAKE ME GAY OR JUST A PERVERT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #gay-theory #urinal-background #urine |
|
3,769 | 2/26/2009 | you are soaping me spigot: MAKE 'EM LAUGH
spigot: HURBLE DURLBE / GURBLE FURGLE / MAKE 'EM LAUGH
spigot: YOU ARE SOAPING ME |
spigot |
#donald-oconnor #gay #singin-in-the-rain #singing #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,770 | 2/27/2009 | the goal spigot: IS THE GOAL TO LICK MY DICK????????????
spigot: I AM SERIOUSLY ASKING FOR HELP
spigot: I HAVE AIDS |
spigot |
#aids #dicklicking #help #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,771 | 2/28/2009 | based on my experience deuce: QUEER FOR ABUSE
deuce: I THINK I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
pants: I DON'T THINK YOU DO
pants: BASED ON MY EXPERIENCE WITH YOUR BONER |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #urinal-background |
|
3,772 | 3/1/2009 | to what spigot: FOLKS YOU SAID YOU HAD TICKETS TO BURNING MAN
deuce: TO WHAT
spigot: TO THE CRAPPER |
deuce spigot |
#burning-man #deuce-spigot #folks #toilet #urinal-background |
|
3,773 | 3/2/2009 | giving up spigot: GIVING UP
spigot: GIVING UP
spigot: REALLY GIVING UP
deuce: HOLD ME AND WE SHALL CONSUMMATE OUR RELATIONSHIP |
spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #giving-up #mouse-cursor #urinal-background |
|
3,774 | 3/3/2009 | somehow deuce: HOW COME MY BUSINESS CARDS SAY CHIEF MASTURBATOR
pants: EATING MY OWN DICK SOMEHOW |
deuce pants |
#chief #chief-masturbator #deuce-pants #dickeating #jerking #masturbation #urinal-background |
|
3,775 | 3/4/2009 | in that order spigot: LET'S ALL GET HIGH AND THEN GAY
deuce: RRRRRRRRR |
deuce spigot |
#be-gay-with-me #deuce-spigot #marijuana |
|
3,776 | 3/5/2009 | i don't get you spigot: IT FEELS LIKE YOUR HAND IS DOWN MY PANTS
spigot: AND YOU ARE GROPING AND SQUEEZING AND PINCHING
spigot: HURTING
deuce: T SPIGOT I DON'T GET YOU |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #molestation #urinal-background |
|
3,777 | 3/6/2009 | in which spigot bonks his head spigot: I BONKED MY HEAD |
spigot |
#injury #physical-comedy #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-bckround |
|
3,778 | 3/7/2009 | more whores pants: WHORES
pants: WE NEED MORE WHORES
deuce: AGREED
deuce: NOW SUCK ON MY FAT WANG |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking #coy-pants #deuce-pants #urinal-background #whores |
|
3,779 | 3/8/2009 | update the table deuce: I HAVE BURNED OFF MY FACE/ASS
spigot: I WILL EMAIL THE SYSADMIN AND ASK HIM TO UPDATE THE TABLE |
deuce spigot |
#database #deuce-spigot #programming #urinal-background |
|
3,780 | 3/9/2009 | all a-twitter deuce: WHO'S GOING TO LICK MY DICK
pants: I NOMINATE WALTER MONDALE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicklicking #politics #urinal-background #walter-mondale |
|
3,781 | 3/10/2009 | it is happening again pants: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
deuce: ELECTROCUTED |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sfw #urinal-background |
|
3,782 | 3/11/2009 | fate of the world deuce: I'D BETTER JERK OFF JUST TO BE SAFE
atandt: GOOD CALL
deuce: AFTER ALL THE FATE OF THE WORLD RESTS IN THE BALANCE
atandt: YOUR JERK WILL MAKE OR BREAK US |
atandt deuce |
#angry-panel #atandt-deuce-disconnect #finland #jerking #lapland #somber-deuce #woodring-field-background |
|
3,783 | 3/12/2009 | the church, the steeple spigot: HERE'S THE CHURCH AND HERE'S THE STEEPLE AND HERE'S MY CATS EATING A POUND OF FIDDLE FADDLE |
spigot |
#cats #fiddle-faddle #giant-greytext #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,784 | 3/13/2009 | unlocked spigot: GOOD LORD I NEED A TOWEL
pants: IT'S UNLOCKED
spigot: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
pants: I SAID IT'S UNLOCKED
spigot: BAM BAM BAM BAM HEAD PEOPLE |
pants spigot |
#huffy-pants #moo #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #sfw #stall-bamming #towel #urinal-background |
|
3,785 | 3/14/2009 | chapter one pants: LEARNING ABOUT BONERS
pants: CHAPTER ONE "THEY GO IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH"
spigot: THE END
deuce: SIR NO WAIT |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #mouse-cursor #mouth #urinal-background |
|
3,786 | 3/15/2009 | team work spigot: MULTIPLE COUNTS OF CHILD MOLESTATION
spigot: TEAMWORK |
spigot |
#child-molestation #spigot-solo #teamwork #urinal-background |
|
3,787 | 3/16/2009 | huhhhhhhhhhhhh pants: THE COURT OF THE CRIMSON COCK
pants: HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
pants |
#bonequest-hd #king-crimson #pants-solo #prog-rock #urinal-background |
|
3,788 | 3/17/2009 | okay tonight pants: POOR BERNIE MADOFF
deuce: I HOPE HE'S OKAY TONIGHT |
deuce pants |
#bernie-madoff #deuce-pants #sfw #urinal-background |
|
3,789 | 3/18/2009 | strut my stuff pants: OKAY JUST WANTED TO STRUT MY STUFF
pants: LIKE A GAY MALE ON DISPLAY
pants: BYE NOW |
pants |
#gay #on-display #pants-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,790 | 3/19/2009 | the big big city spigot: CHUBBY TOP SEEKS PISS PAL FOR SCRUBBING
pants: YOU'VE BEEN UP IN THE BIG BIG CITY FOR TOO LONG
spigot: T PANTS OR NOT LONG ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
pants spigot |
#chubby #pants-spigot #piss #urinal-background |
|
3,791 | 3/20/2009 | marvel or dc spigot: IS THE GOD HATES FAGS GUY MARVEL OR DC
deuce: I THINK THAT'S THE BIBLE |
spigot |
#bible #comics #deuce-spigot #urinal-background |
|
3,792 | 3/21/2009 | all at once deuce: COULD EVERYONE JUST STROKE ME OR WHAT
pants: ALL AT ONCE ?????????????????????????? OKAY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants |
|
3,793 | 3/22/2009 | more like my mouth pants: MY MOUTH IS BORED
(spigot): WHY CAN'T MY ASS BE MORE LIKE MY MOUTH EXCEPT FOR THE TALKING |
pants spigot |
#mouth #pants-spigot #urinal-background #whisper |
|
3,794 | 3/23/2009 | spigot's isle spigot: THE WEATHER STARTED GETTING ROUGH / MY TINY DICK WAS LICKED
spigot: IF NOT FOR THE COURAGE OF THE FEARLESS CREW / I AM A DICKLICKER |
spigot |
#gilligans-island #singing #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,795 | 3/24/2009 | high score (pants has it) pants: SLOBBER YUM DUHHHH THIS GAME HAS NO RESET HLAGHLUAGULG |
pants |
#high-score #pants-solo #single-panel #urinal-background |
|
3,796 | 3/25/2009 | instaboner ozone: EEPROM BOOT DEVICE... SD(0,0,0)
deuce: INSTABONER |
deuce ozone |
#deuce-ozone #mouse-cursor #unix #urinal-background |
|
3,797 | 3/26/2009 | who made this puddle deuce: WHO MADE THIS PUDDLE
: PANTS SLOWLY RAISES HIS HAND |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #piso-mojado #piss #urinal-background |
|
3,798 | 3/27/2009 | trying for deuce: URURURUR
deuce: WHO'S UP FOR MY GANGBANGING
pants: ARE WE TRYING FOR ANY PARTICULAR RECORDS TODAY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #gangbang #urinal-background |
|
3,799 | 3/28/2009 | in fact spigot: THIS DOESN'T FEEL LIKE AN ALTERNATE REALITY
spigot: IN FACT I CAN'T EVEN FEEL MY LEGS |
spigot |
#alternate-reality #mouse-cursor #sfw #spigot-points #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,800 | 3/29/2009 | you're just lying there spigot: I CAN'T KEEP UP
pants: YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING
pants: YOU'RE JUST LYING THERE LIKE YOU GAVE UP |
pants spigot |
#nuggh #pants-spigot #sfw #urinal-background |
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3,801 | 3/30/2009 | scratch disks spigot: MY SCRATCH DISKS ARE FULL
spigot: OW |
spigot |
#mouse-cursor #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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3,802 | 3/31/2009 | popsicle spigot: SHUT UP OR I WILL SERIOUSLY THROW A POPSICLE AT YOU
deuce: NOT FUNNY |
deuce spigot |
#deja-vu #deuce-spigot #not-funny #popsicle #sfw #unix #urinal-background |
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3,803 | 4/1/2009 | the jerkcity channel pants: UH
pants: IS THIS THING ON
pants: HLAGHLUABLAGBLG I'M PANTS HALGHLUAGHULAG AND YOU'RE WATCHING THE JERKCITY CHANNEL BLBLBLBLBLBL BLOWING BUBBLES |
pants |
#pants-from-jerkcity #pants-solo #urinal-background |
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3,804 | 4/2/2009 | we are all dizzy spigot: BBLBBLBBLBBL IT IS SERIOUSLY PROMOTING AN OPEN SMOKING ENVIRONMENT
spigot: WE ARE ALL DIZZY AND PASSED OUT ON/AROUND THE COUCH
spigot: MY FACE IS SMOOSHED INTO THE JERKCITY |
spigot |
#deja-vu #dizzy #drugs #marijuana #smoosh #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,805 | 4/3/2009 | just please leave spigot: BUT I LOST MY SOCKS
pants: JUST PLEASE LEAVE |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #sfw #single-panel #socks #urinal-background |
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3,806 | 4/4/2009 | you get the idea pants: JERKCITY FOREVER
pants: AND EVER AND EVER
pants: AND HALGBLAGUH BLAGBALG YOU GET THE IDEA |
pants |
#dicklicking-noises #forever #meta #pants-solo |
|
3,807 | 4/5/2009 | orc dicks pants: HUGE ORC DICKS
pants: THE JERKCITY GROUP ON FACEBOOK ISN'T NEARLY BIG ENOUGH
pants: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU |
pants |
#dicks #fantasy-roleplay #huffy-pants #orcs #pants-solo #rageguy #urinal-background |
|
3,808 | 4/6/2009 | referring to the same deuce: BEATING IT OFF, THEN BEATING IT, THEN BEATING OFF
spigot: SOMETIMES BEFORE I BEAT IT OFF, I HAVE TO BEAT IT ****ON****
deuce: I DON'T THINK WE'RE REFERRING TO THE SAME THING
deuce: COMPARING NOTES, SPECS |
deuce spigot |
#beating #beating-off #deuce-spigot #urinal-background |
|
3,809 | 4/7/2009 | secretly eating all the cookies spigot: HOMPTH CRUNCH SUDDENLY PAUSES TO HEAR IF ANYONE IS COMING CRUNCH HOMPTH CRUNCH |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #cookie-caper #cookies #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,810 | 4/8/2009 | the justice or the lulz pants: ACCORDING TO LEGEND HALGHLAGHLA BLBLBLB GLAGLABGLABGL
spigot: REMIND ME AGAIN IF WE DO JERKCITY FOR THE JUSTICE OR FOR THE LULZ |
pants spigot |
#lulz #memespeak #pants-spigot #urinal-background |
|
3,811 | 4/9/2009 | time and space spigot: IS IT SO HARD TO GO BACK IN TIME AND LICK DICK |
spigot |
#dicklicking #spigot-solo #time-travel #urinal-background |
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3,812 | 4/10/2009 | lap land pants: LORDY
pants: SAD TO REPORT THE SS MOUTH HAS RUN AGROUND NEAR LAPLAND |
pants |
#lapland #mouth #mouth-of-pants #pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
|
3,813 | 4/11/2009 | welcome to my world deuce: WHO WANTS CAKES
spigot: WELC0ME T0 MY W0RLD |
deuce spigot |
#ascii #deuce-spigot #lowercase #mouse-cursor #sfw #urinal-background |
|
3,814 | 4/12/2009 | in which atandt and deuce have a meaningful conversation atandt: HELLO DEUCE
deuce: FUCK YOU |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #bonequest-hi-fi #fuck-you #urinal-background |
|
3,815 | 4/13/2009 | drowning in something ozone: HURRRRR
ozone: NNNGGGGGGGG
ozone: BLUGUL GULUGBLUBLUBGLUGBULBLGUBGLU BGLUBULGBGBLB
deuce: HE'S DROWNING IN SOMETHING I THINK |
deuce ozone |
#deja-vu #deuce-ozone #drowning #fannypacks #urinal-background |
|
3,816 | 4/14/2009 | deep thoughts ozone: HAK KAFF WHEEZE CHOKE
ozone: CHOKE GASP WHEEZE |
ozone |
#kaff #ozone-solo #sfw #urinal-background |
|
3,817 | 4/15/2009 | still here in this room deuce: NOBODY MOVE !!!!!! AN UNAUTHORIZED COCK HAS BEEN SUCKED
deuce: AND THE PERPETRATOR IS **STILL HERE IN THIS ROOM**
pants: ORCHESTRA HIT
deuce: THAT WAS TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking #deuce-pants #urinal-background #whodunit |
|
3,818 | 4/16/2009 | surprise party spigot: AS YOU CAN SEE BY HOW MY BALLS ARE PUSHING INTO YOUR FACE IT'S KIND OF A SURPRISE PARTY
spigot: I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU AND ME AND MY NUTS AND DICK COULD HANG OUT FOR A WHILE
spigot: YOU CAN'T LEAVE IT'S ONLY 9 PM
spigot: FINE YOU'RE FAT ANYWAY
spigot: GO HOME SEE IF I GIVE A SHIT |
spigot |
#fat #goat #nuts-of-spigot #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,819 | 4/17/2009 | my valentine, my alibi deuce: YOUR JUDGE, JURY AND COCKSUCKER
pants: WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE, MY ALIBI |
deuce pants |
#alibi #cocksucking #court #deuce-pants #law-and-order #null #urinal-background |
|
3,820 | 4/18/2009 | fucking idiots pants: ABSENTMINDEDLY FONDLING MY GENITALS
deuce: THREE FUCKING IDIOTS
pants: Q*BERT |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #html-entity #huffy-pants #nbsp #non-breaking-space #qbert #urinal-background |
|
3,821 | 4/19/2009 | infocom deuce: T PANTS SO LET'S TALKING ABOUT MY SWELLING
pants: TRINITY OR PERHAPS WISHBRINGER
pants: BONGJAMMER
deuce: T PANTS WAS THAT THE GERMAN VERSION OF SUSPENDED |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #infocom #marijuana #urinal-background |
|
3,822 | 4/20/2009 | dicks n stuff net: DICKS N STUFF
net: STUFF'N DICKS |
net |
#dicks #net-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,823 | 4/21/2009 | bold, italic spigot: TO MAKE SOMETHING BOLD I USE THE BOLD TAG
deuce: I'VE FOUND THAT ITALIC IS USEFUL TO MAKE THINGS LOOK SLANTY |
deuce spigot |
#bold #deuce-spigot #html #italic #sfw #typography #urinal-background |
|
3,824 | 4/22/2009 | plus canada spigot: GOD BLESS THESE FIFTY (CONTIGUOUS) UNITED STATES
deuce: B-B-BUT
dick: PLUS CANADA = 49 |
deuce dick spigot |
#canada #deuce-dick-spigot #geography #math #sfw #urinal-background |
|
3,825 | 4/23/2009 | musical theater spigot: GOT A BIG ERECTION / POKIN' ATCHA
spigot: LICK ON THE DICK AND / FILL OUT THE CAPTCHA |
spigot |
#captcha #original-song #singing #spigot-solo #the-who #urinal-background |
|
3,826 | 4/24/2009 | beautiful butterfly deuce: THROWING ROCKS, STONES
pants: I AM A SINNER
pants: IN MY DREAMS I'M A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY
deuce: TRYING TO BLOCK YOUR PROGRESS INTO THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN
pants: IN REAL LIFE I'M AN UNDER-THE-OVERPASS COCKSUCKER
deuce: REPENT FATSO |
deuce pants |
#butterfly #deuce-pants #heaven #huffy-pants #null #sin #uncredited-character #urinal-background |
|
3,827 | 4/25/2009 | fucking retard atandt: NOTHING IS WORKING RIGHT TODAY
deuce: YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD THEN |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce-disconnect #retard #urinal-background |
|
3,828 | 4/26/2009 | the fuck do you hanford: WHERE THE HELL IS PANTS
deuce: WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK |
deuce hanford |
#deuce-hanford #single-panel #urinal-background |
|
3,829 | 4/27/2009 | long pause spigot: T PANTS I FOUND THE VIDEOTAPE OF YOU/ME DICKLICKING IN VALLEY FAIR TOILET
pants: I DON'T
pants: KNOW WHAT YOU'RE (LONG PAUSE)
pants: TALKING ABOUT |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #toilet #urinal-background |
|
3,830 | 4/28/2009 | not what he's waiting for pants: WAITING FOR GODOT PEOPLE
spigot: T PANTS THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M WAITING FOR |
pants spigot |
#badly-pasted-title #godot #mouth #pants-spigot #samuel-beckett #urinal-background #waiting-for-godot |
|
3,831 | 4/29/2009 | ask me spigot: SOMEONE ASK ME WHY I TAKE DICKS AND PRICKS IN THE FACE
deuce: I'M ASKING
spigot: IT WAS A GOOD SCRIPT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicks #drunk-deuce #mouse-cursor #pricks #urinal-background |
|
3,832 | 4/30/2009 | i like you deuce: T SPIGOT I LIKE GARFIELD
spigot: T DEUCE I LIKE YOU
spigot: T DEUCE *BEEP* |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #garfield #sfw #urinal-background |
|
3,833 | 5/1/2009 | his nasty side pants: HAVE YOU SEEN MY NASTY SIDE
pants: IT'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE
pants: WITH ALL THE PUMPING AND THE POKING AND THE SMEARING |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #nasty #pants-solo #penis-pump #poking #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
|
3,834 | 5/2/2009 | jerkcity forever and ever pants: JERKCITY FOREVER
pants: FOREVER AND EVER
pants: AMEN BROTHER |
pants |
#pants-solo |
|
3,835 | 5/3/2009 | coming to take you away pants: NOW LET'S YOU AND ME TALK DICK
pants: PRETEND THIS IS THE MYSTERY MOUTH
deuce: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM
deuce: THE MAGICAL MYSTERY MOUTH
pants: IS COMING TO TAKE YOU AWAY |
deuce pants |
#beatles #deuce-pants #mouse-cursor #mouth #urinal-background |
|
3,836 | 5/4/2009 | hold my hand spigot: I'M NOT GOING TO HOLD YOUR HANDS PEOPLE |
spigot |
#sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,837 | 5/5/2009 | sold out atandt: COCKS FOR SALE
atandt: OK
atandt: SOLD OUT NOW |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #capitalism #cocks #sellout #urinal-background |
|
3,838 | 5/6/2009 | walnuts and fudge spigot: HORRIBLE HORRIBLE WALNUTS AND PECANS IN MY FUDGE |
spigot |
#allergies #brownies #deja-vu #fudge #mouse-cursor #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,839 | 5/7/2009 | god no part 1 deuce: I THINK I BROKE MY DICK
pants: GOD NO |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #series #urinal-background |
|
3,840 | 5/8/2009 | god no part 2 deuce: I WAS WHACKING OFF AND THEN SUDDENLY THIS SPURTY WHITE VISCOUS LIQUID CAME SPRAYING OUT ALL OVER THE TELEVISION SET THE CATS AND MY FACE
deuce: IT'S THE STRANGEST THING IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME
pants: GIVE IT TO ME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #jizz #series #spurt #urinal-background #whacking-off |
|
3,841 | 5/9/2009 | allergic to dick pants: BUH
pants: ACHOO
pants: ALLERGIC TO COCK
pants: ACHOO
pants: ACHOO
pants: BALGHUALHGLUAG
pants: ACHOO
pants: ACHOO |
pants |
#allergies #bonequest-hi-fi #cock #mouse-cursor #nuggh #pants-solo #repetition #urinal-background |
|
3,842 | 5/10/2009 | brutal dildos spigot: FIRST QUESTION, DO THEY HAVE TO BE 'BRUTAL' DILDOS
spigot: SECOND, DO THERE HAVE TO BE DILDOS
spigot: I'M JUST SAYING WHAT-IF NOW |
spigot |
#dildo #hypothetical #porn #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,843 | 5/11/2009 | bitch it's me pants: DON'T RUN **WHAT** AS ROOT ????????? WHATEVER !!!!!!!!!
pants: DICKS VIA GRAPHIC INTERCHANGE FORMAT
pants: AWWWWWWW MOTHERFUCKING YEAH |
pants |
#dicks #gif #huffy-pants #pants-solo #uncredited-character #unix #urinal-background |
|
3,844 | 5/12/2009 | can we lick it deuce: ABHGLBHALUBHGABH
deuce: CAN WE LICK IT ??!?!?!
pants: YEAH HUALGHLAGHLUAHG
deuce: OR DO WE HAVE TO SUCK IT AGAIN
pants: DO WHAT YOUR HEART TELLS YOU TO DO |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mouse-cursor #urinal-background |
|
3,845 | 5/13/2009 | practice makes perfect pants: I NEED TO PLAN MY WEEKEND
pants: HOURS IN THE DAY
pants: INCHES OF COCK
pants: HOW MANY CAN I GOBBLE DOWN THIS FINE DAY I WONDER
pants: PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT |
pants |
#pants-solo #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
|
3,846 | 5/14/2009 | down my pants spigot: DIZZINESS
spigot: TINGLY WARMTH RADIATING DOWN MY ARM
spigot: PARDON: MY PANTS |
spigot |
#piss #soiling-myself #spigot-solo #trousers #urinal-background |
|
3,847 | 5/15/2009 | an entire planet pants: I'M DARTH VADER
pants: I BLEW A DUDE^H^H^H ^H^H^H UP AN ENTIRE PLANET |
pants |
#backspace-control-character #pants-solo #star-wars #uncredited-character #urinal-background |
|
3,848 | 5/16/2009 | stuck down here spigot: IF ANYONE CAN SEE THE ARC OF URINE I'M SPURTING UP THROUGH THE GRATE: I'M STUCK DOWN HERE FOLKS
spigot: FOR REAL |
spigot |
#folks #spigot-solo #stuck #urinal-background #urine |
|
3,849 | 5/17/2009 | third base pants: I GOT TO THIRD BASE WITH YOUR MOUTH
deuce: IS THIRD BASE THE ONE WHERE I NEED AN AIDS TEST OR WHAT ?!!?? |
deuce pants |
#aids #deuce-eating-mouse-cursor #deuce-pants #mouse-cursor #mouth #urinal-background |
|
3,850 | 5/18/2009 | but what if deuce: WHAT IF I DON'T **WANT** TO LICK DICK
deuce: GLURF |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dicklicking #glurf #urinal-background |
|
3,851 | 5/19/2009 | the most important thing on the internet .(pants): JERKCITY FOREVER
.(pants): AND EVER AND EVER
.(pants): AMEN
pants: THIS JUST IN:
pants: TWITTER.COM/DEUCEATJERKCITY
pants: THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ON THE INTERNET
pants: EVER |
pants |
#amen #coy-pants #mouse-cursor #pants-solo #prayer #sfw #shameless-self-promotion #this-just-in #thought #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
|
3,852 | 5/20/2009 | so pretty pants: I'M PRETTY
deuce: NO YOU'RE NOT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #sfw #tragedy #urinal-background |
|
3,853 | 5/21/2009 | what a swank swingin' scene spigot: HEY EVERYONE WHAT A SWANK SWINGIN' SCENE THIS IS WITH COCKTAILS AND FANCY TIES
spigot: WAIT A MINUTE
spigot: HUBRLUBLRHL BJHBLURUBLE THIS IS A GAY PARTY HUBLAUBH
spigot: PTH PTHTHTHTH GET OFF ME |
spigot |
#deja-vu #spigot-solo |
|
3,854 | 5/22/2009 | you know i do deuce: WHO WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH THE FRY'S ELECTRONIC CHIP GUY
pants: YOU KNOW I DO BLUHHHHHH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #frys-electronics #urinal-background |
|
3,855 | 5/23/2009 | deepest darkest atandt: PAINT AND SPACKLE
atandt: HURRRRG |
atandt |
#sfw #urinal-background |
|
3,856 | 5/24/2009 | busted deuce: I SEE YOU SUCKING
pants: HOLY CRAP I'M BUSTED |
deuce pants |
#busted #cocksucking #deuce-pants #urinal-background |
|
3,857 | 5/25/2009 | next spigot: HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH NEXT HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH NEXT HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH
spigot: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ |
spigot |
#eating #homph #next #sfw #sleeping #spigot-points #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,858 | 5/26/2009 | status update deuce: MORNING WHACKOFF COMPLETE |
deuce |
#deja-vu #deuce-solo #jerking #jerking-off #morning-jerk #whacking-off #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,859 | 5/27/2009 | flashback spigot: SOMETHING IS SQUIRTING DOWN MY PANTLEGS
spigot: FLASHBACK: ARBY'S |
spigot |
#flashback #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,860 | 5/28/2009 | in a line spigot: LINE UP GALS
spigot: SQUEEZE
spigot: GROPE
spigot: SPURF |
spigot |
#spigot-solo |
|
3,861 | 5/29/2009 | love letter pants: HOLY GOD
pants: IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN
pants: I'M PANTS FROM JERKCITY
pants: BOOMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET
pants: FACE DOWN IN THE TOILET
pants: THE CHOKING, THE CHOKING
pants: I LOVE YOU PEDOBEAR |
pants |
#boomer #choking #funloving-nonsense #holy-god #huffy-pants #left-for-dead #pants-from-jerkcity #pants-solo #pedobear #toilet #urinal-background |
|
3,862 | 5/30/2009 | help me spigot: I SAID PLEASE PASS THE BONG AND HELP ME SMOKE IT
pants: OH YOU |
pants spigot |
#bong #marijuana #pants-spigot #urinal-background |
|
3,863 | 5/31/2009 | where the hell deuce: WHERE THE HELL AM I
deuce: HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY BEDROOM |
deuce |
#confusion #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #trespass #urinal-background |
|
3,864 | 6/1/2009 | choking queue spigot: FRESHLY BAKED DONGS!!!!!!!
deuce: HURRAY FOR US
spigot: CHOKING QUEUE |
deuce spigot |
#choking #deuce-spigot #dongs #freshly-baked #urinal-background |
|
3,865 | 6/2/2009 | fine fuck you then ozone: INIT: SINGLE USER MODE
ozone: BALLS??????????????????
deuce: PERHAPS -- YOU HAVE NOT YET PROVEN YOURSELF
ozone: FINE FUCK YOU THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE SYSTEM IS BEING SHUT DOWN NOW ! ! ! |
ozone |
#balls #deuce-ozone #drunk-deuce #fuck-you #null #shutdown #shutdown-now #single-user-mode #uncredited-character #unix #urinal-background |
|
3,866 | 6/3/2009 | true to life spigot: GARK GARK GARK GARK GLK BLK BLTH |
spigot |
#blk #blth #gagging #gark #glk #onomatopoeia #sfw #spigot-solo |
|
3,867 | 6/4/2009 | the normal response deuce: MMMMMMMMMMMM YEAH SMEARING, POOING
pants: GROSS
pants: YET TURNED ON
deuce: THAT IS THE NORMAL RESPONSE
deuce: EXCEPT FOR THE TURNED ON PART |
deuce pants |
#mountain-background #poo |
|
3,868 | 6/5/2009 | n.a.d.d. spigot: LET'S JUST SAY READING YOUR BLOG HELPS ME NADD OFF TO SLEEP |
spigot |
#diss #nadd #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,869 | 6/6/2009 | the one goat the one time pants: IT WAS ONLY THE ONE GOAT THE ONE TIME SO SHUT UP |
deuce pants |
#bestiality #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #urinal-background #you-fuck-one-goat |
|
3,870 | 6/7/2009 | grass hopper pants: I JUST WATCHED A GRASSHOPPER TAKE A SHIT ON PBS
spigot: MAYBE THAT WILL LEAD KIDS TO SHIT THEMSELVES IN THE CLASSROOM |
pants spigot |
#defecation #pants-spigot #pbs #shit #urinal-background |
|
3,871 | 6/8/2009 | that one letter deuce: I LIKE DICK
deuce: ALSO: I *LICK* DICK
spigot: THAT ONE LETTER MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE, AND YET NO DIFFERENCE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dick #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #spelling #urinal-background |
|
3,872 | 6/9/2009 | he sure does deuce: I LIKE DICK
pants: YOU SURE DO |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dick #urinal-background |
|
3,873 | 6/10/2009 | i'm a professional spigot: I'M A PROFESSIONAL CHUBBY MAN |
spigot |
#chubby #fat #fatness #job #professional #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,874 | 6/11/2009 | totally out of control spigot: T PANTS I THINK I LEFT JERKCITY PLUGGED IN THIS MORNING
pants: THAT'S HOW FIRES GET STARTED
pants: A RAGING QUEER BLAZE TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL |
pants spigot |
#fire #pants-spigot #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
|
3,875 | 6/12/2009 | particle-like dick: I AM A RADIOMETER AND I SPIN NOT BECAUSE OF THE PARTICLE-LIKE NATURE OF LIGHT |
dick |
#dick-solo #light #physics #science #sfw #urinal-background |
|
3,876 | 6/13/2009 | stop trying pants: I'M A FUCKING MAN SO STOP TRYING TO CUT OFF MY TITS
deuce: HOLD STILL (NOT LISTENING) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #hold-still #mastectomy #physical-comedy #urinal-background |
|
3,877 | 6/14/2009 | a groove called love (deuce): WORKING ON A GROOVE CALLED LOVE
(spigot): T DEUCE I'M WORKING ON MY FIFTH DANISH AND A CORN DOG
spigot: EXCUSE ME BUT I'M ENTITLED TO RICH MILK CHOCOLATE *AND* FLUFFY NOUGAT
deuce: WHEN YOU USE THE WORD NOUGAT YOU MAKE ME ALL GIDDY |
deuce spigot |
#corn-dog #danish #deuce-pants #deuce-spigot #jody-watley #milk-chocolate #nougat #sfw #urinal-background #whisper |
|
3,878 | 6/15/2009 | god's way deuce: LICKING AND BEING PUNCHED
pants: THAT MUST BE GOD'S WAY OF SAYING BAKE MORE TUBE COOKIES |
deuce pants |
#cookies #deuce-pants #urinal-background |
|
3,879 | 6/16/2009 | ass master atandt: T DEUCE ARE YOU THE ASS MASTER?
deuce: NO
atandt: T SPIGOT ARE YOU THE ASS MASTER?
deuce: I MEAN YES
atandt: T SPIGOT FORGET IT |
atandt deuce |
#ass #atandt-deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #mountain-background |
|
3,880 | 6/17/2009 | int32 spigot: WHILE SITTING ON THE ICY COLD TOILET I HEARD THE FAMILIAR JINGLE JANGLE OF UNBUCKLING BELTS AND BALLS O'ER THE WALL
spigot: QUOTH THE RAVEN "I SUCK COCK PEOPLE JUST POKE IT ON OVER"
spigot: I'M AN INT32 |
spigot |
#c #edgar-allan-poe #poetry #programming #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,881 | 6/18/2009 | king of kings spigot; T DEUCE YOU ARE TRULY THE KING OF KINGS
spigot: PROSTRATING MYSELF IN A FORWARDS FASHION FORMATION WITH MY BALLS/KNEES
deuce: WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY PROSTRATE |
deuce spigot |
#balls #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #jesus #nuts-of-spigot #urinal-background |
|
3,882 | 6/19/2009 | anal fuckface deuce: FRY'S SPOOKTACULAR SALE-A-BRATION
spigot: NOT EVEN A REFERENCE TO MY LUCKY REWARDS CARD CAN TOP THAT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #frys-electronics #fuckface #halloween #lucky-rewards-card #urinal-background |
|
3,883 | 6/20/2009 | in fact, yes deuce: DICKS
spigot: I'LL SAY |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #urinal-background |
|
3,884 | 6/21/2009 | going to burst spigot: ONE MORE POPPYSEED BAGEL AND I'M GOING TO BURST
spigot: OKAY TWO MORE
pants: SUCKING PIRATE DICK
pants: YO HO HO
spigot: FIRST I BEAT OFF, THEN I BEAT MY WIFE |
pants spigot |
#bagels #pants-spigot #pirate #urinal-background |
|
3,885 | 6/22/2009 | mexican superman |
mexican superman |
#dc-comics #mexican-superman #mexicans #photo #picture #superman |
|
3,886 | 6/23/2009 | just a friendly reminder pants: THIS JUST IN:
pants: WIN PRIZES AT TWITTER.COM/DEUCEATJERKCITY |
pants |
#deja-vu #pants-solo #sfw #shameless-self-promotion #this-just-in #urinal-background |
|
3,887 | 6/24/2009 | preggers pants: T SPIGOT I'M PREGNANT
spigot: THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF THAT GOING AROUND LATELY |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #pregnancy #sfw #urinal-background |
|
3,888 | 6/25/2009 | pants in space deuce: EARTH TO PANTS
deuce: COME IN PANTS
pants: EARTH THIS IS PANTS GHUALGAGHLAG GLAGHALUGHG *BEEP* |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #moon #radio #sfw #urinal-background |
|
3,889 | 6/26/2009 | manhattan project pants: WE SHOULD MIX OUR PISS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
deuce: MANHATTAN PROJECT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #nuclear-weapons #piss #urinal-background |
|
3,890 | 6/27/2009 | wrong talker atandt: FOLKS WHO IS UP FOR SOME AMISH CINNAMON BREAD?
atandt: WHOOPS WRONG TALKER |
atandt |
#amish #atandt-solo #folks #sfw #urinal-background |
|
3,891 | 6/28/2009 | hand down : PANTS PUTS HIS HAND DOWN HIS PANTS
deuce: THAT'S A PALINDROME |
deuce pants |
#caption #deuce-pants #incorrect #palindrome #pants-of-pants #urinal-background |
|
3,892 | 6/29/2009 | and also spigot: MY PROGRAM WON'T COMPILE AND ALSO I WENT BLIND LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE |
spigot |
#blindness #programming #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,893 | 6/30/2009 | two categories spigot: THE WORLD IS DIVIDED INTO TWO CATEGORIES: THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN STERILIZED AND THINGS THAT ARE "SUSPICIOUS" |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,894 | 7/1/2009 | today's challenge pants: I FEEL A POO COMING ON/OUT/ALL OVER CREATION
spigot: TRY AND CURL IT LIKE AN S ON THE TOOTHBRUSH!!!!!! TODAY'S CHALLENGE |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #poo #todays-challenge #urinal-background |
|
3,895 | 7/2/2009 | a good squeeze spigot: DEUCE AND I ARE TRYING TO TALK PRIVATELY
spigot: T DEUCE THEN I'D GRAB YOUR NUTS AND GIVE THEM A GOOD SQUEEZE UNTIL YOU THREW UP ALL OVER YOURSELF |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #genital-mutilation #nuts #nuts-of-deuce #privacy #urinal-background #vomit |
|
3,896 | 7/3/2009 | say no spigot: SAY NO TO ALCOHOL AND HOMOS |
spigot |
#alcohol #just-say-no #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,897 | 7/4/2009 | cancer of the boner dick: BONER CANCER!!!!!!!
deuce: ELFQUEST ?!?!?!?!!?!? |
deuce dick |
#cancer #deuce-dick #elfquest #urinal-background |
|
3,898 | 7/5/2009 | oh shit deuce: OH SHIT
deuce: NO NOT THE MOUTH PLEASE
deuce: PLEASE MOUTHABLES BHALBHLABHL |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #mouth #mouthables #oh-shit #urinal-background |
|
3,899 | 7/6/2009 | oh shit net: YOU'RE GONNA GET IT NOW
deuce: OH SHIT |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #get-it #oh-shit #urinal-background |
|
3,900 | 7/7/2009 | oh shit deuce: I HOPE YOU GO EASIER ON MY NUTS THAN USUAL
net: REPEAT AFTER ME: SLURP SLURP SLURP |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #oh-shit #urinal-background |
|
3,901 | 7/8/2009 | oh shit atandt: T DEUCE I MUST QUESTION YOUR AUTHORITY IN THIS MATTER
deuce: T ATANDT DON'T FIGHT YOUR URGES |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #drunk-deuce #oh-shit #sfw #single-panel #title-mismatch |
|
3,902 | 7/9/2009 | oh shit spigot: JERKING MY WAY THROUGH ART SCHOOL |
spigot |
#mouse-cursor #oh-shit #spigot-solo #title-mismatch #urinal-background |
|
3,903 | 7/10/2009 | oh shit : Windows
: ed. To continue:
: rn to Windows, or
: to restart your computer. If you do this,
: nsaved information in all open applications.
: 00002060
: Press any key to continue _ |
deuce pants |
#bsod #oh-shit #title-mismatch #uncategorized-background #windows |
|
3,904 | 7/11/2009 | a lot more deuce: I'D FEEL A LOT MORE COMFORTABLE ABOUT BEING HERE IF YOU GUYS WERE FUNNIER
spigot: COCKS AND NUTS PRODDING ME THROUGH ADOLESCENCE |
deuce spigot |
#cocks #deuce-spigot #nuts #urinal-background |
|
3,905 | 7/12/2009 | all up over inside spigot: GAY ALL UP OVER INSIDE AROUND AND BELOW THE MOUTH
spigot: T PANTS THOSE ARE PREPOSITIONS |
pants spigot |
#grammar #mouth #pants-spigot #urinal-background |
|
3,906 | 7/13/2009 | here's a hint for all you ladies spigot: HERE'S A HINT FOR ALL YOU LADIES OUT THERE DOING PORN SHOOTS:
spigot: PUT A FUCKING EXPRESSION ON YOUR FACE |
spigot |
#constructive-criticism #helpful-advice #porn #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,907 | 7/14/2009 | come over to my house spigot: SPACE IS NOT JUST EMPTY AIR FOLKS, IT'S A SQUISHY SOAPY SQUIRTY SPURTY FOAM AND YOU CAN SEE IT WHEN YOU COME OVER TO MY HOUSE |
spigot |
#folks #science #soapy #space #spigot-solo #spurt #squirt #urinal-background |
|
3,908 | 7/15/2009 | new math spigot: HUG LUG CHUBBY MEN HURF
spigot: NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT |
spigot |
#chubby-men #fat #math #mountain-background #new-math #spigot-solo |
|
3,909 | 7/16/2009 | you're doing it right pants: CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
pants: MMMM YEAH THAT'S IT MMMM DON'T STOP HUHHHHHHHHH YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT NNNNNNNNNUGH DUH YEAH |
pants |
#mmm #nuggh #pants-solo #sex #sfw #urinal-background |
|
3,910 | 7/17/2009 | he wants a water sample pants: I WANT A WATER SAMPLE (HOLD STILL)
deuce: THAT HURTS (MY FEELINGS) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #hold-still #urinal-background |
|
3,911 | 7/18/2009 | albedo 0.3888888888888887 deuce: ALBEDO ZERO POINT THREE NUHHHHHH
deuce: ALBEDO ZERO POINT THUHHH NUHHHH
deuce: ALBEDO ZERO PUHHHHHHHHH
deuce: ALBEDO ZUHHHHHHHHHHHH
deuce: ALBEEEE DUHHHHHHH
deuce: ALBUHHHHHH
deuce: HUHHHHHHHHHH
deuce: UHHHHH HUHHHHHH
: HTTP://DJRAPEKIT.COM/TRACK8.MP3 |
deuce |
#albedo #deuce-solo #dj-rapekit #sfw #uncategorized-background #url #vangelis |
|
3,912 | 7/19/2009 | my fifth amendment right deuce: I INVOKE MY FIFTH AMENDMENT RIGHT TO CHOKE IT DOWN
pants: I LOVE YOU SO |
deuce pants |
#choke-it-down #deuce-pants #fifth-amendment #legal #love #urinal-background |
|
3,913 | 7/20/2009 | the best machine pants: YES SIR IT'S THE BEST MACHINE I'VE EVER HAD MY MEMBER INSIDE
spigot: SHUT UP OR I WILL SERIOUSLY THROW A POPSICLE AT YOU |
pants spigot |
#deja-vu #fleshlight #pants-spigot #popsicle #sfw #urinal-background |
|
3,914 | 7/21/2009 | all smooshy spigot: IT'S LIKE WORKING WITH DAVID LETTERMAN
deuce: HURRRRRRRRR
spigot: ALL SMOOSHY |
deuce spigot |
#david-letterman #deuce-spigot #sfw #urinal-background |
|
3,915 | 7/22/2009 | dipfest spigot: WE'RE HAVING A DIPFEST OVER HERE
spigot: PRICKS AND SALSA
spigot: LET'S GET WITH THE PROGRAM GANG |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,916 | 7/23/2009 | all day long spigot: JESUS YOU FUCKHEADS HAVE IGNORED ME ALL DAY LONG
spigot: I GIVE UP!!!!!!!!!
spigot: PULLING MY PANTS DOWN!!!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#christ-jesus #jesus #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,917 | 7/24/2009 | trap it in a garbage bag deuce: T PANTS I'M THE FAG WITH THE GAS
pants: T DEUCE TRAP IT IN A GARBAGE BAG AND I WILL BE RIGHT OVER |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #fag #fetish #gas #urinal-background |
|
3,918 | 7/25/2009 | i'm stretched out spigot: FURRRRRRRR NOT FURP BECAUSE I'M STRETCHED OUT, LOOSENED
pants: PICKLES |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #pickles #urinal-background |
|
3,919 | 7/26/2009 | the death of rock and roll deuce: T NET WHEN YOU GET PANTS ALONE IN THE WOODS HE'S ALL HANDS
:Microsoft Chat [X]
: /!\ The user pants is not connected.
: [ OK ] |
deuce net pants |
#behind-the-scenes #deuce-net-pants #microsoft-chat #not-connected #urinal-background |
|
3,920 | 7/27/2009 | different tom hanks deuce: I'M TOM HANKS IN BACHELOR PARTY
deuce: DIFFERENT TOM HANKS
pants: WHAT ABOUT JOE VS. THE VOLCANO
pants: BIG
deuce: NOT RESPONDING TO YOU ANYMORE |
pants |
#deuce-pants #sfw #tom-hanks #urinal-background |
|
3,921 | 7/28/2009 | little endian deuce: I'M LITTLE ENDIAN
pants: FUCK YOU |
deuce pants |
#c #deuce-pants #programming #urinal-background |
|
3,922 | 7/29/2009 | ghost nuts spigot: PRETEND I'M A PAC MAN
deuce: EAT A BLUE ENERGIZER AND SUCK ON MY (GHOST) NUTS
pants: HOLY |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-eating-mouse-cursor #deuce-pants-spigot #ghost #mouse-cursor #nuts #nuts-of-deuce #pacman #urinal-background |
|
3,923 | 7/30/2009 | a world of sharing, caring spigot: I AM OPENING MY ARMS AND RUNNING TOWARD A WORLD OF SHARING, CARING
spigot: OKAY SOMEONE TOOK MY BIKE |
spigot |
#bicycle-thief #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,924 | 7/31/2009 | what's going on here |
rands spigot |
#hey-its-rands #no-dialog #sfw #uncensored #urinal-background |
|
3,925 | 8/1/2009 | you've come a long way, baby pants: CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE
pants: DREAMS ARE FOR THOSE WHO LICK DICK
pants: YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY BABY |
pants |
#dicklicking #love #pants-solo #urinal-background #virginia-slims |
|
3,926 | 8/2/2009 | spidey-sense pants: WHAT THE FUCK ARE WHEATCAKES
pants: FACE IT TIGER YOU JUST HIT THE JACKPOT
pants: OWWWW MY SPIDEY-SENSE OWWWWWWWW |
pants |
#face-it-tiger #jackpot #pants-solo #spider-man #urinal-background |
|
3,927 | 8/3/2009 | covering all his bases pants: CAN I JUST PUT MY HEAD IN YOUR LAP
pants: PETITE MARSHMELLOWS PLEASE |
pants |
#bored-pants #filler-panel #highlander #null #pants-solo #space1999 #typo #white-background |
|
3,928 | 8/4/2009 | three hundred pounds of fatty fun spigot: COME BACK
spigot: I'M THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF FATTY FUN AND I KNOW POWERPOINT
spigot: THEN I WOKE UP AND WE WERE ALL FAGS (THE END) |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #come-back #dream #fags #fat #obesity #office #powerpoint #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,929 | 8/5/2009 | being taken seriously ozone: DICKS?
atandt: PLEASE USE CAPS IF YOU INTEND ON BEING TAKEN SERIOUSLY
ozone: MMMMMM YEAH DICKS ALL OVER POKING AND CHOKING |
atandt ozone |
#atandt #caps-lock #dicks #mmm-yeah #ozone #poking-and-choking #white-background |
|
3,930 | 8/6/2009 | lay that golden egg deuce: HITTING YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL YOU LAY THAT GOLDEN EGG
pants: I HAVE LAID SOMETHING THAT COULD BE CALLED EGGLIKE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #egg #urinal-background |
|
3,931 | 8/7/2009 | should i hold your hair spigot: DURRRRRRRRRRR
pants: ARE YOU OKAY
spigot: DURRRRRRRRRRR
pants: SHOULD I HOLD YOUR HAIR
spigot: DURRRRRRRRRRR |
pants spigot |
#durrr #pants-spigot #sfw #urinal-background |
|
3,932 | 8/8/2009 | please be seated pants: AM I DOOMED TO LIVE LIKE A TEENAGED GIRL FOREVER
pants: MY CLOTHES ARE IN PILES ALL OVER MY ROOM
pants: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE ?????????????????
deuce: T PANTS PLEASE BE SEATED |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sfw |
|
3,933 | 8/9/2009 | a very important message from spigot the bear spigot: WHO'S DOING WHAT NOW WITH THE SUCKING |
spigot |
#crowded-house #single-panel #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #urinal-background |
|
3,934 | 8/10/2009 | not fire pants: BLARGH JIZZ BOMB
deuce: BOOOOOOOOOM
deuce: IT'S LIKE NAPALM EXCEPT IT'S JIZZ NOT FIRE
pants: CHRIST THAT STUFF MAKES ME HARD |
deuce pants |
#bomb #deuce-pants #frog #jizz #napalm #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
|
3,935 | 8/11/2009 | my happy open mouth spigot: MY HAPPY OPEN MOUTH
spigot: I SNACK FROM MORNING TILL NIGHT!!!
pants: JUST CALL ME ANAL BOY
pants: AND YOU'D SAY OOOHH ANAL BOY
spigot: I SNACK AFTER 3PM |
pants spigot |
#funloving-nonsense #happy-open-mouth #mouse-cursor #pants-spigot #urinal-background |
|
3,936 | 8/12/2009 | walking, talking spigot: THINK OF ME AS A WALKING, TALKING BONER
deuce: CLOP CLOP CLOP YAPPITY YAP YAP SQUIRT |
deuce spigot |
#boner #deuce-spigot #squirt #urinal-background |
|
3,937 | 8/13/2009 | thank heavens spigot: T DEUCE THANK HEAVENS FOR CHUBBY MEN
deuce: GOD BLESS MY DICK |
deuce spigot |
#chubby-men #deuce-spigot #heaven #urinal-background |
|
3,938 | 8/14/2009 | psych deuce: I'M COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET
deuce: NOW I'M GOING BACK IN
deuce: PSYCH |
deuce |
#coming-out #deuce-solo #gay #lies #urinal-background |
|
3,939 | 8/15/2009 | was re: spigot: THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT
spigot: RE: MORE BONERS |
spigot |
#email #spigot-solo #urinal-background #was-re |
|
3,940 | 8/16/2009 | the one on the left spigot: HELLO
spigot: CLONK
spigot: BONK
spigot: HOW DOES THIS WORK
spigot: HURP |
spigot |
#sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,941 | 8/17/2009 | bonus track pants: I, DICKLICKER
pants: SOME KIND OF GAY BONUS TRACK
pants: MOAR
pants: BECAUSE MOAR
pants: MY SUNNY SIDE UP
pants: BEWARE OF MANCUNT
pants: POKE, CHOKE |
pants |
#birthday-strip #bonus #cunt #egg #funloving-nonsense #pants-solo #poking-and-choking #rhyming #urinal-background |
|
3,942 | 8/18/2009 | hands up spigot: HANDS UP WHO LIKES POO |
spigot |
#poo #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,943 | 8/19/2009 | leading the team spigot: WEIRD HOW IN PERSON MY CRIPPLING SOCIAL PHOBIA KEEPS MY FROM TALKING!!!!!! BUT IN THE STALL I AM LITERALLY 100% PROACTIVE SUCKING/CHOKING ACTION!!!!
spigot: LEADING THE TEAM
spigot: I AM FEELING VULNERABLE AND I NEED LOVE *BEEP!* |
spigot |
#choking #social-anxiety #spigot-solo #sucking #urinal-background |
|
3,944 | 8/20/2009 | an important announcement from pants at jerkcity pants: HTTP://TWITTER.COM/DEUCEATJERKCITY
pants: YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
pants: PANTS OUT |
pants |
#announcement #pants-solo #sfw #shameless-self-promotion #urinal-background |
|
3,945 | 8/21/2009 | i never get tired pants: KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW
pants: I'M A DUMB FUCKING CROW KAW KAW KAW ALL DAY
pants: KAW KAW KAW I NEVER GET TIRED |
pants |
#birds #crow #pants-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,946 | 8/24/2009 | may cause dizziness spigot: IF SOMEONE COULD PLEASE GET OFF MY FACE I COULD UPLOAD THE NEW BONEQUEST |
spigot |
#meta #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,947 | 8/25/2009 | flappity flap spigot: HERE'S DORKY
spigot: FLIPPITY FLAP I SWEAR TO GOD I'M THE GAYEST BAT IN SUNNYVALE
pants: JUST CLICK AND CUSTOMIZE MY NUTS
spigot: NO CARRIER |
pants spigot |
#bat #bay-area #flappity-bats #gay-bats #modem #no-carrier #nuts #nuts-of-pants #pants-spigot #sunnyvale #urinal-background #viscera |
|
3,948 | 8/26/2009 | downtown pants: I THINK WE'VE ALL HUNG OUT DOWNTOWN BEFORE |
pants |
#hammie-treats #mouse-cursor #pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
|
3,949 | 8/27/2009 | welcome home pants: WHAT'S THAT IN MY LOWER INTESTINE
pants: OH IT'S YOU
pants: WELCOME HOME |
pants |
#intestines #pants-solo #sfw |
|
3,950 | 8/28/2009 | lethal weapon pants: I WOULD LIKE YOU TO REACH OVER AND TOUCH ME AT SOME POINT WHILE WE WATCH LETHAL WEAPON TOGETHER ON THE COUCH: PLANNING OUR GAYNESS FAR IN THE FUTURE
spigot: I HAVE ISSUES WITH PESCI
ozone: LETHAL WEAPON 2 OR LETHAL WEAPON 3
: /!\ The user ozone is not connected. |
ozone pants spigot |
#deja-vu #joe-pesci #lethal-weapon #mouse-cursor #movies #not-connected #ozone-pants-spigot |
|
3,951 | 8/29/2009 | so you learned nothing spigot: SURPRISE I HAVE A DICK 3
spigot: SO YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM 1 OR 2 |
spigot |
#beep #porn #shemale #spigot-solo #ts #urinal-background |
|
3,952 | 8/30/2009 | no tomorrow atandt: WE SHOULD LICK LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW
deuce: I THINK WE SHOULD SUCK LIKE IT IS 1999 SO THERE WE OBVIOUSLY DIFFER
atandt: I THINK I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO A POSSIBLE COMPROMISE |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce-disconnect #cocksucking #dicklicking #negotiations #prince #urinal-background |
|
3,953 | 8/31/2009 | feed me hammie treats pants: ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY MY BALLS PLEASE
pants: NOTHING SEXIER THAN A BOWL-HAIRCUT WRAPPED IN A HOSPITAL GOWN
pants: FEED ME HAMMIE TREATS YOU FAT STUPID SHITS |
pants |
#electroshock #haircut #hammie-treats #hamsters #pants-solo |
|
3,954 | 9/1/2009 | not for sale pants: JERKCITY IS NOT FOR SALE (SORRY DISNEY) |
pants |
#bonequest-hd #disney #pants-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,955 | 9/2/2009 | sending me mail spigot: I'D LIKE TO THANK CDNOW FOR SENDING ME MAIL ABOUT THE STUFF I ORDERED IN 1997 |
spigot |
#cdnow #sfw #spigot-solo |
|
3,956 | 9/3/2009 | never mind deuce: WHOA HEY CHECK OUT MY DICK (POINTS)
deuce: HEY HEY DICK HERE (STILL POINTING)
deuce: SOMEONE TAKE A PICTURE (POINT POINT POINT)
deuce: NEVER MIND
deuce: IT'S JUST MY NIPPLE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dick #mistaken-identity #urinal-background |
|
3,957 | 9/4/2009 | your face in my lap spigot: SPIGOT APPEARS IN A POOFY CLOUD OF GAY FATNESS
spigot: PUT YOUR FACE IN MY LAP WHILE I EAT MY POTATOES |
spigot |
#fatness #mouse-cursor #poofy-cloud-of-gay-fatness #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,958 | 9/5/2009 | cock beetle deuce: I ATE POT ROAST AND COCKBEETLE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,959 | 9/6/2009 | the dance of the seven pricks spigot: HOW ABOUT THE DANCE OF THE SEVEN PRICKS IN MY FACE
spigot: NOTE: THEY MUST BE FAT PRICKS |
spigot |
#pricks #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,960 | 9/7/2009 | naked in front of a mirror spigot: WHY DON'T YOU STAND NAKED IN FRONT OF A MIRROR AND APPLAUD YOURSELF FOR FIFTEEN/TWENTY MINUTES |
spigot |
#naked #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,961 | 9/8/2009 | grand slam pants: YEAH
pants: GO ON
pants: MAKE IT HURT |
pants |
#huffy-pants #mouth #pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background |
|
3,962 | 9/9/2009 | nafta spigot: T PANTS HOW CAN THEY AFFORD TO JUST GIVE 3D SMILIES AWAY LIKE THAT (IN PACKS EVEN)
pants: T SPIGOT NAFTA |
pants spigot |
#bargains #hammie-treats #pants-spigot #sfw #title-mismatch #urinal-background |
|
3,963 | 9/10/2009 | and with that the problem was solved pants: A WHAT
pants: GET A ROPE |
pants |
#pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background |
|
3,964 | 9/11/2009 | uncomfortable silence pants: STOP BEATING ME OFF BETWEEN SONGS, YOU SLOW DOWN WHEN THE MUSIC FADES OUT AND THEN YOU ARE TOTALLY NOT BEATING ME OFF IN THE UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE BETWEEN SONGS
deuce: GHGAHLGALHAGLHGA
pants: STOP |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #fannypack #filler-panel #handjob #huffy-pants #urinal-background |
|
3,965 | 9/12/2009 | blue velvet and the crow spigot: I'M NINETEEN AND THEREFORE FIGHT CLUB IS THE GREATEST UNDERGROUND CULT MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!
spigot: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRAZIL AND CLOCKWORK ORANGE AND BLUE VELVET AND THE CROW |
spigot |
#a-clockwork-orange #blue-velvet #bonequest-hd #brazil #fight-club #millennials #movies #nineties-kids #poo #sfw #spigot-points #spigot-solo #the-crow #urinal-background |
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3,966 | 9/13/2009 | all those in favor spigot: ALL THOSE IN FAVOR?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!?!?
spigot: HURMPH
spigot: THE DONGS HAVE IT |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #spigot-solo |
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3,967 | 9/14/2009 | he sleeps like that net: COCKS?
net: WHY DO THEY CALL YOU PANTS?
net: I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU WEAR ANY
pants: ZZZ |
net pants |
#cocks #net-pants #pants-sleeping #urinal-background |
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3,968 | 9/15/2009 | stay in school spigot: GOD RECALLS DIRT, ROCKS, TREES, STICKS, THE SEA, SPACE, FLASH 7
spigot: ALL CHOKING HAZARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: STAY IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#choking-hazard #macromedia #sfw #spigot-points #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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3,969 | 9/16/2009 | pool day spigot: IS TODAY A POOL DAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
deuce: EVERY DAY IS POOL DAY |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #pool-day #sfw #urinal-background |
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3,970 | 9/17/2009 | can we afford not to spigot: CAN WE AFFORD NOT TO SUPPORT CLONING PROSTITUTES |
spigot |
#deja-vu #prostitute #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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3,971 | 9/18/2009 | down a hole pants: I FELL DOWN A HOLE AND NOW I'M WET/COLD |
pants |
#hole #hole-problems #pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background |
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3,972 | 9/19/2009 | the captain pants: THE CAPTAIN ALWAYS GOES DOWN ON THE SHIP |
pants |
#pants-solo #urinal-background |
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3,973 | 9/20/2009 | we're going to the moon pants: ORGY-PORGY GIVES RELEASE |
pants |
#brave-new-world #moon #orgy-porgy #pants-solo |
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3,974 | 9/21/2009 | we're going to get along just fine deuce: I'M LOOKING FOR SOME KIND OF ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF MY DIRTY BALLS
pants: COCKS?
deuce: I BELIEVE SO
pants: WE'RE GOING TO GET ALONG JUST FINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
deuce: EXCELLENT |
deuce pants |
#balls #deuce-pants #dogshit #urinal-background |
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3,975 | 9/22/2009 | we're unsigned deuce: OKAY PEOPLE THE OPERATOR <<(CHAR *) FUNCTIONS ARE CRASHING IN VISUAL C++
deuce: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG SO I'M GOING TO SUCK THIS DICK HERE
spigot: HUGLUBGHLUH UNSIGNED HUGLURHLBUH |
deuce spigot |
#c #cocksucking #deuce-spigot #programming #urinal-background |
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3,976 | 9/23/2009 | we're yes and no pants: GAYER THAN THOU
deuce: NO |
deuce pants |
#balls #deuce-pants #gay #gay-contest #urinal-background |
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3,977 | 9/24/2009 | we're suck it seriously spigot: NOW I'LL BE THE GAY JESUS AND NAIL MYSELF TO THIS COCK WITH MY MOUTH
deuce: UNGH
pants: SUCK IT
pants: SERIOUSLY |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #gay #jesus #urinal-background |
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3,978 | 9/25/2009 | we're you're not looking pants: GOT SOME GAYNESS HERE
pants: LOOK LOOK LOOK
pants: YOU'RE NOT LOOKING |
pants |
#be-gay-with-me #gay #look #pants-solo #urinal-background |
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3,979 | 9/26/2009 | we're zones in the chooser spigot: I CAN'T SEE ZONES IN THE CHOOSER WHEN I TRY TO GO TO JERKCITY
deuce: PUT PLUNGERS IN THE TOILETS ETC |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #macintosh #urinal-background |
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3,980 | 9/27/2009 | fun and profit dick: SUCKING RANDOM DICK FOR FUN AND PROFIT
deuce: HHUHUHUHUHHUHUHUHUHUHUHU JOINING YOU
deuce: T DICK HOW SHALL WE STARTING SUCKING DEPTH FIRST OR BREADTH FIRST
dick: ONE IN MY HAND IS WORTH TWO UP MY ASS
deuce: WHILE YOU'RE SITTING THERE NOT ANSWERING ME THE DICKS ARE GETTING OUT OF HAND
dick: NOT REALLY!!!!!!! |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #urinal-backround |
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3,981 | 9/28/2009 | shut up deuce: SHUT UP
atandt: BLEAT |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #bleat #deja-vu #sfw |
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3,982 | 9/29/2009 | why can't we do both bung: WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!!!
bung: WE SHOULD ALL GO TO THE PARK AND HAVE A PICNIC OR SUCK COCK
deuce: WHY CAN'T WE DO BOTH |
bung deuce |
#bung-deuce #cocksucking #drunk-deuce #urinal-background |
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3,983 | 9/30/2009 | are you okay pants: ARE YOU OKAY
: DEUCE GURGLES
pants: SHOULD I CHOKE YOU |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #choking #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #urinal-background |
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3,984 | 10/1/2009 | beat the shit out of me pants: WE'LL LICK DICK UNDERWATER UNTIL SUNSET
pants: WHY DON'T YOU UH TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF
deuce: AT LEAST BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME SEVERELY
pants: GET COMFORTABLE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicklicking #underwater #urinal-background |
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3,985 | 10/2/2009 | fat face spigot: MISSING YOUR FAT FACE AND HEAD
pants: PRICKS ARE PEOPLE TOO |
pants spigot |
#fat #pants-spigot #pricks #urinal-background |
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3,986 | 10/3/2009 | try not to think about it pants: I SMELL OF BLEACH |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #pants-solo #sfw #title-mismatch #urinal-background |
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3,987 | 10/4/2009 | go fuck yourself atandt: OH
deuce: GO FUCK YOURSELF
atandt: OK
atandt: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #clip-art #clipart #duck #go-fuck-yourself #urinal-background |
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3,988 | 10/5/2009 | an afternoon at the cranberry bog pants: SING A SONG OF PEDOBEAR
pants: BACK AWAY FROM THE COCK SLOWLY
pants: SUCKING DICK IN A CRANBERRY BOG |
pants |
#pants-solo #pedobear #urinal-background |
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3,989 | 10/6/2009 | so there spigot: SON OF A
deuce: DICKS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #urinal-background |
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3,990 | 10/7/2009 | done deal spigot: JERK WITH ME
deuce: DONE DEAL |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #jerking #negotiations #urinal-background |
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3,991 | 10/8/2009 | breakfast spigot: I APPEAR TO BE CHOKING DOWN DONGS FOR BREAKFAST |
spigot |
#choking #dongs #nuggh #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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3,992 | 10/9/2009 | can't be in the club atandt: LOOKING FOR SOME SYMPATHY HERE (BALLS)
atandt: IF I CAN'T BE IN THE CLUB I'M GOING TO *HUFF*
atandt: COCKS |
atandt |
#balls #urinal-background |
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3,993 | 10/10/2009 | here are some fucking pills deuce: I'M IN HYPOGLYCEMIC SHOCK
spigot: HERE ARE SOME FUCKING PILLS FOR YOUR LIMP-ASS DICK |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #diabetes #dick #pills #urinal-background |
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3,994 | 10/11/2009 | shark week deuce: I CAN'T FEEL BELOW MY KNEES
deuce: WHICH IS PROBABLY CONVENIENT AT THIS POINT BECAUSE THERE'S A LARGE SHARK ATTACHED TO THEM |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #sfw #shark #urinal-background |
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3,995 | 10/12/2009 | hickory dickory dock spigot: HICKORY DICKORY DOCK
spigot: THE MOUSE DID SOMETHING UNSAVORY
uncredited rageguy: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU |
spigot |
#nursery-rhyme #rageface #spigot-solo #uncredited-character #urinal-background |
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3,996 | 10/13/2009 | take it pants: HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF
pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGH
pants: TAKE IT |
pants |
#huffing #mouse-cursor #nuggh #pants-solo #sfw #sound-effects #urinal-background |
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3,997 | 10/14/2009 | someone's fat today deuce: SOMEONE'S FAT TODAY |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #fat #sfw #urinal-background |
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3,998 | 10/17/2009 | gone fishing pants: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT
pants: CAN'T WE TAKE A DAY OFF ?!?
pants: UP YOURS FAGGOT |
pants |
#meta #pants-solo #urinal-background |
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3,999 | 10/18/2009 | and we hope you enjoy the show atandt: WELCOME TO JERKCITY
atandt: PLEASE, NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY
atandt: AND WE HOPE YOU ENJOY THE SHOW
pants: SOAPING DIE FUCKERS ONTO THE BATHROOM WALL |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #bathroom #die-fuckers #soap #urinal-background #whisper |
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4,000 | 10/19/2009 | important message from deuce at jerkcity deuce: EAT SHIT |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #coprophagia #deuce-solo #milestone #shit #urinal-background #url |
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4,001 | 10/20/2009 | welcome back constant reader pants: SOMEWHERE BETWEEN "NICELY TOASTED" AND "FIGHTING WITH COPS"
pants: OH HI I'M PANTS
pants: AND YOU'RE READING JERKCITY |
pants |
#drugs #nuggh #pants-from-jerkcity #pants-solo #urinal-background |
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4,002 | 10/21/2009 | somebody roll me over pants: I'M TIRED
pants: HOW WILL I EVER EAT THIS COCK SANDWICH
pants: OOOOH SOMEBODY ROLL ME OVER |
pants |
#cock #pants-solo #tired #urinal-background |
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4,003 | 10/22/2009 | codename: analizer pants: WHAT KIND OF GIRL DO YOU TAKE ME FOR |
pants |
#anal #codename #huffy-pants #pants-solo #porn #urinal-background |
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4,004 | 10/23/2009 | you're making it bend deuce: SPIGOT THE BEAR, YOU LOOK LOVELY IN THIS LIGHT
deuce: HOLD THE FUCK STILL YOU'RE MAKING IT BEND
spigot: NUTS
spigot: IF SOMEONE COULD PLUG THE END OF THIS KEYBOARD CABLE INTO AN EXTENSION CABLE INTO THE CUBE IN BUILDING 21, I COULD VIEW PORN FROM THE BUSHES
deuce: IF ANYTHING BREAKS OFF IN YOU I'M GOING TO BE VERY PUT OUT |
deuce spigot |
#bushes #cubicles #deuce-spigot #mouse-cursor #porn #spigot-the-bear |
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4,005 | 10/24/2009 | what the hell is going on here deuce: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE
deuce: IF I CONCATENATE THE IDENTITY MATRIX NOTHING HAPPENS
deuce: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #math #matrix-arithmetic #urinal-background |
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4,006 | 10/25/2009 | grow up big and strong pants: LIE ON YOUR STOMACH
pants: PUT YOUR HAIR IN PIGTAILS SO I CAN STEER
deuce: GROW UP BIG AND STRONG
deuce: EAT YOUR QUEERNUTS
pants: FUCK YOU PAY ME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #fuck-you-pay-me #goodfellas #queernuts #urinal-background |
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4,007 | 10/26/2009 | i am going to fuck your face deuce: BHBHALBAHLB
deuce: HBAHLBAHLBAL HURTING
deuce: BLBLABHABH HLAHBHLAH |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #urinal-background |
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4,008 | 10/27/2009 | lunch time deuce: PLEASE STOP SQUIRMING
deuce: YOU'RE ONLY HURTING YOURSELF
deuce: LUNCHTIME |
deuce |
#deuce-solo |
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4,009 | 10/28/2009 | eat my dust (pants): BRING A FRIEND IN CASE I CHOKE YOU TOO HARD AND TOO LONG
.(pants): EITHER WAY I'LL HAVE SOMEBODY TO CHOKE
pants: EAT MY DUST YOU INSENSITIVE FUCK |
pants |
#catherine-wheel #choking #pants-solo #thought #urinal-background #whisper |
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4,010 | 10/29/2009 | all this fucking and sucking pants: ALL THIS SUCKING AND FUCKING IS MAKING ME REALLY HUNGRY FOR BEEF
spigot: WANTS PIE
spigot: WANTS MCDONALDS
spigot: CAN'T BREATHE |
pants spigot |
#cant-breathe #hammy #mcdonalds #pants-spigot #pie #urinal-background |
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4,011 | 10/30/2009 | even if you hate it pants: CALL WHAT I'M DOING TO YOU LOVE EVEN IF YOU HATE IT
pants: ESPECIALLY IF YOU HATE IT
pants: SUCKING DICKS ABOVE THE SUPER K-MART |
pants |
#dicksucking #hate #k-mart #love #pants-solo #sucking-dicks #super-k-mart #urinal-background |
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4,012 | 10/31/2009 | adam's pumpkin |
pants |
#halloween #picture #pumpkin |
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4,013 | 11/1/2009 | you in the back deuce: YOU IN THE BACK WHAT IS YOUR NAME
bung: I WANT MY MONEY BACK
pants: FUCK YOU |
bung deuce pants |
#bung-deuce-pants #mouse-cursor #urinal-background |
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4,014 | 11/2/2009 | stomp my grapes pants: [19~
pants: [20~
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pants: [20~[20~ |
pants |
#genital-mutilation #grapes #mouse-cursor #pants-solo #repetition #sfw #urinal-background #vt100 |
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4,015 | 11/3/2009 | the absolutely true story of pants from jerkcity pants: [20~[20~
pants: [20~
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pants: [20~[20~ |
pants |
#loop #pants-from-jerkcity #pants-solo #repetition #sfw #urinal-background #vt100 #weird-pants-face |
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4,016 | 11/4/2009 | take it all pants: [20~[20~[20~
pants: [20~[20~[20~
pants: [20~[20~
pants: [20~[20~
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pants: NUGGGGGH TAKE IT ALL |
pants |
#nuggh #pants-solo #repetition #urinal-background #vt100 |
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4,017 | 11/5/2009 | wow it's me pants: PANTS (FROM JERKCITY) NOW MORE THAN EVER
pants: WOW IT'S ME
pants: LOOK OUT WORLD
pants: HERE COMES MOUTH
pants: ARE YOU THERE GOD IT'S ME PANTS (FROM JERKCITY) |
pants |
#huffy-pants #judy-blume #mouth #mouth-of-pants #pants-from-jerkcity #pants-solo #weird-pants-face |
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4,018 | 11/6/2009 | like water i have no color pants: LIKE WATER...
pants: ...I HAVE NO COLOR
pants: PUTTING YOUR FAMILY IN A PIT AND MACHINE GUNNING THEM |
pants |
#bunny #gun #mouse-cursor #pants-solo #urinal-background #violence |
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4,019 | 11/7/2009 | words that hurt spigot: STOP USING WORDS THAT HURT AND START USING COCKS THAT POKE |
spigot |
#cocks #spanish #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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4,020 | 11/8/2009 | a very important message from spigot the bear spigot: THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BONERS
spigot: BHLALBHALHBLH SPITTING ON MY HAND BECAUSE I FORGOT TO BUY LOTION |
spigot |
#lotion #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #urinal-background |
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4,021 | 11/9/2009 | back rub pants: T SPIGOT I'M STILL WAITING ON THE BACKRUB
spigot: T PANTS THIS ISN'T WORKING PLEASE MOVE OUT |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hd #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #sfw #urinal-background |
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4,022 | 11/10/2009 | porn stack pants: T SPIGOT I JIZZED UP YOUR TOILET PORN STACK
pants: AND
pants: I'M SORRY |
pants spigot |
#apologies #jizz #pants-spigot #porn #remorse #toilet |
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4,023 | 11/11/2009 | deuce rides deuce: I GUESS WHAT I'M SAYING IS DICKS
pants: I'M GONNA RIDE ON TOP OF YOU
deuce: HELLS YEAH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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4,024 | 11/12/2009 | macaroni and cheese pants: T SPIGOT WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR MY TALE OF INCEST AND DRUBBING AS A TEENAGE GIRL
spigot: I DON'T KNOW WHAT DRUBBING IS BUT IF IT'S ANYTHING LIKE MACARONI AND CHEESE!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!! |
pants spigot |
#deja-vu #drubbing #incest #macaroni-and-cheese #pants-spigot #teenage-girl #urinal-background #vocabulary-problems |
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4,025 | 11/13/2009 | sucking dick in the super k-mart (pants): OKAY NOW THIS TIME I'M SUCKING DICK IN THE SUPER K-MART
(pants): I'M OUT OF CONTROL |
pants |
#dicksucking #k-mart #out-of-control #pants-solo #sucking-dicks #super-k-mart #whisper |
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4,026 | 11/14/2009 | farther and farther into the night deuce: SUCKIN' IT
deuce: I DIDN'T EVEN GET THEM ALL HERE
pants: THERE IS NO NEED TO FORM ANY LINE ON THE PLATFORM
pants: COMPUTERS ARE A VERY CONVENIENT WAY TO COMMUNICATE AS WELL
deuce: SOME BIG OL' SUCKIN' GOIN' ON |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dj-rapekit #urinal-background |
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4,027 | 11/15/2009 | choking on a mouse cursor spigot: LET'S ALL SET OUR PHASERS ON "BORING"
deuce: YOU COCKSUCKING LIBERAL |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-eating-mouse-cursor #deuce-spigot #mouse-cursor #politics #star-trek #urinal-background |
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4,028 | 11/16/2009 | chairman of the stall spigot: I'M FAG SINATRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: IT'S YOUR WORLD
spigot: CHAIRMAN OF THE STALL
pants: WE'RE JUST HULAGHUALHGULAHULGHALG LIVING IN IT |
pants spigot |
#gun #pants-spigot #rape #sinatra #urinal-background |
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4,029 | 11/17/2009 | piece of shit (ozone): HOW DO I FILE BUGS IN JERKCITY
ozone: -- UNKNOWN COMMAND: ".BUG"
ozone: GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT |
ozone |
#bug-report #ozone-solo #urinal-background #whisper |
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4,030 | 11/18/2009 | prick server 5000 deuce: ARF
spigot: PRICKSERVER 5000 |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #prickserver-5000 #urinal-background |
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4,031 | 11/19/2009 | i'm so sorry pants: DIE DIE DIE YOU FUCKING BITCH DIE DIE DIE
pants: OH GOD I'M SO SORRY I PROMISE I'LL NEVER CHOKE YOU AGAIN
pants: FUCKING BITCH DIE DIE DIE WHY WON'T YOU GIVE UP THE GHOST DIE DIE |
pants |
#choking #pants-solo #urinal-background #violence |
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4,032 | 11/20/2009 | what pants: I JUST NEED YOUR LOCATION WITHIN A 50 MILE RADIUS
pants: WHAT
pants: OH, NOTHING |
pants |
#pants-solo #stalking #urinal-background |
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4,033 | 11/21/2009 | first day of boot camp deuce: HI THIS IS AN AWFULLY INTERESTING FIRE HYDRANT
pants: DUH
pants: DUHHHHHHHHHHH
pants: FUCKING DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
bung: NOT SURE IF THIS IS THE FIRST DAY OF BOOTCAMP OR SOME GAY VAUDEVILLE SHOW |
bung deuce pants |
#bung-deuce-pants #duh #fire-hydrant #gay #urinal-background |
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4,034 | 11/25/2009 | somebody's tripping pants: SOMEBODY'S TRIPPING
deuce: DRINKING URINE FOR MY OWN GOOD |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #urine |
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4,035 | 11/26/2009 | space jerkin' spigot: I LIKE TO JERK IN SPACE
spigot: SPACE JERKIN'
spigot: HURF OOF LURRRRR
spigot: YOU KNOW THE WORDS FUCKING SING |
spigot |
#black-background #singing #spigot-solo |
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4,036 | 11/27/2009 | fake cigar pants: KA-BOOM
pants: MY PENIS EXPLODED
pants: IT WAS A FAKE CIGAR THE WHOLE TIME |
pants |
#fake-cigar #green-background #joke #pants-solo #penis |
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4,037 | 11/28/2009 | intelligent design pants: DO FAGS GO TO HEAVEN
deuce: NO THEY JUST DIE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #heaven #mountain-background |
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4,038 | 11/29/2009 | greasy asshole deuce: I THOUGHT MAYBE I WAS PASSING A KIDNEY STONE BUT IT TURNED OUT I WAS JUST GAY
deuce: RIGHT
ozone: THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE GREASY ASSHOLE
deuce: LUBRICATED WITH (MUMBLE) BRAND LUBRICANT |
deuce ozone |
#ass #brand #deuce-ozone #gay #lube #mountain-background #null #product-placement |
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4,039 | 11/30/2009 | ode unto twitter pants: TWITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: WOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOH
pants: FUCK YEAH WOOOO OOOOOOH MASTURBATING TO THE UNMASTURBATABLE |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #mountain-background #pants-solo |
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4,040 | 12/1/2009 | jerkcity presents !!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: JERKCITY PRESENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: I'VE SEEN BIGGER STARS AFTER SITTING ON MY NUTS |
spigot |
#jerkcity-presents #mountain-background #nuts-of-spigot #spigot-solo |
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4,041 | 12/2/2009 | starfleet is one word atandt: T DEUCE I AM RECOMMENDING YOUR EXPULSION FROM STAR FLEET ACADEMY
deuce: T ATANDT ANY REAL TREKKER WOULD KNOW THAT STARFLEET IS ONE WORD |
atandt deuce |
#sfw #star-trek #woodring-field-background |
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4,042 | 12/3/2009 | let them collide pants: AAAAAAAND BACK TO THE BATHROOM BACKGROUND FOR ANOTHER FOUR MONTHS
pants: LET YOUR BALLS COLLIDE
pants: LDAP |
pants |
#balls #ldap #meta #pants-solo #programming #urinal-background |
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4,043 | 12/4/2009 | high fructose corn syrup pants: SMEARING HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP ON MY DICK
pants: YOUR BROWSER DOES NOT ACCEPT COOKIES. IF YOU WANT TO PUT PRODUCTS INTO YOUR CART AND PURCHASE THEM YOU NEED TO ENABLE COOKIES.
pants: I SHALL DESTROY ALL THE CIVILIZED PLANETS |
pants |
#browser #computer-science #computers #cookies #error #error-message #fletcher-hanks #funloving-nonsense #high-fructose-corn-syrup #pants-solo #stardust-the-space-wizard #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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4,044 | 12/5/2009 | too much in the background deuce: YOU WERE HERE THE WHOLE TIME
pants: YES
pants: BUT I'VE STAYED TOO MUCH IN THE BACKGROUND
pants: TOO MUCH IN THE BACKGROUND |
deuce pants |
#background #deuce-pants #dj-rapekit #repetition #sfw #urinal-background |
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4,045 | 12/6/2009 | line up and smell the nuts deuce: EVERYBODY LINE UP AND SMELL THE NUTS
spigot: BUT
spigot: CAN'T
spigot: WITH
spigot: I
spigot: URF
deuce: SMELL THEM |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #nuts #smell #urinal-background |
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4,046 | 12/7/2009 | his face pants: MY FACE
pants: MY FACE
pants: MY FAGGY STUPID FACE
deuce: I DON'T THINK YOU'RE BEING SINCERE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #face-of-pants #mouse-cursor #sincere #the-face-of-pants #urinal-background |
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4,047 | 12/8/2009 | silicon crackers spigot: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PLEASE WELCOME THE BAY AREA'S GREATEST IMPROV TROUPES!!!!!!!!! SILICON CRACKERS
spigot: YOU PEOPLE DON'T DESERVE TO KNOW HOW MANY ENGINEERS IT TAKES TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB
spigot: WHO THREW THAT |
spigot |
#bay-area #comedy #improv #physical-humor #san-francisco #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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4,048 | 12/9/2009 | he votes dicks pants: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I AM ONE BAD RABBIT
pants: ALL SUSPECTS ARE INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY
pants: I VOTE DICKS |
pants |
#pants-solo #rabbit #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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4,049 | 12/10/2009 | they huddle around him pants: THEY HUDDLE AROUND ME AND FORCE ME TO SUCK
deuce: T PANTS I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULDN'T TAKE OUR CONVERSATIONS INTO PUBLIC WITHOUT COMPLETE AUTHORIZATION |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #forced-sucking #public-disclosure #sucking #urinal-background |
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4,050 | 12/11/2009 | cups and balls spigot: DOLLY MADISON FRUIT PIES HIGHLIGHTING MY UTTER GAYNESS
spigot: SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING TAKE MY PICTURE
atandt: LEMME TRY THAT AGAIN
atandt: CLICK
spigot: A GOOD MAGICIAN NEVER DOES HIS TRICKS TWICE (UNLESS IT'S CUPS AND BALLS) |
atandt spigot |
#balls #gayness #magic #pies #warning #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,051 | 12/12/2009 | we're all a fucking family spigot: DICKLICKERS AHOY
spigot: WE'RE ALL A FUCKING FAMILY HERE TODAY PEOPLE
spigot: GAY STUDENT CLINGS TO LIFE, DONGS |
spigot |
#ahoy #dicklicking #family #gay #null #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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4,052 | 12/13/2009 | in his soup spigot: WAITER
spigot: WHAT'S THIS FAG DOING IN MY SOUP
pants: SUCKING SIR |
pants spigot |
#fag #pants-spigot #soup #sucking #urinal-background #waiter |
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4,053 | 12/14/2009 | for the soul deuce: PISS IS CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE SOUL |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #piss #urinal-background |
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4,054 | 12/15/2009 | while i'm here spigot: TO: ALL
spigot: DON'T FUCKING LOCK THE CANDY CABINET WHILE I'M HERE |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #candy #fatness #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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4,055 | 12/16/2009 | we're gonna need spigot: WE'RE GONNA NEED MY DONG IN THE STORM DRAIN |
spigot |
#dong #mouse-cursor #spigot-solo #storm-drain #urinal-background |
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4,056 | 12/17/2009 | the story of a boy who becomes a man spigot: MY FAT NUTS WROTE A SCREENPLAY OVER THE HOLIDAYS
spigot: IT'S THE STORY OF A BOY WHO BECOMES A MAN
spigot: MAN: (GRABS BOY) SUCK THIS DICK
spigot: BOY (STRUGGLING) NO, IT'S TOO MUCH
spigot: MAN: SUCK WITH YOUR HEART AND NOT YOUR MOUTH
spigot: BOY: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM TODAY I'M QUEER
spigot: MAN (GRABS BOYS NECK): I'LL KILL ALL QUEER COCKSUCKERS
spigot: (END ACT 1) |
spigot |
#cocksucker #dicksucking #mouse-cursor #mouth #nuts-of-spigot #play #queer #spigot-solo #sucking #urinal-background |
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4,057 | 12/18/2009 | yes yes a thousand times yes deuce: YES
deuce: YES
deuce: YES
deuce: YES
spigot: PLEASE PASS THE HUGE MOUTH |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #mouth #sfw #urinal-background |
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4,058 | 12/19/2009 | right fucking now pants: T PANTS I NEED YOUR STUPID FUCKING APPLE ][ CRAP OUT OF MY PRECIOUS CLOSET RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR IT'S GOING ON THE SIDEWALK
deuce: ]
deuce: UH
deuce: THAT WASN'T ME |
deuce pants |
#apple #apple-ii #command-prompt #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #urinal-background |
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4,059 | 12/20/2009 | he would like to fight wetness pants: I WOULD LIKE TO FIGHT WETNESS
pants: BEFORE IT STARTS |
pants |
#diaper #pants-solo #urinal-background #urine #wetness |
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4,060 | 12/21/2009 | he may pants: T DEUCE YOU WANT MY BODY
pants: MMMMMM
deuce: T PANTS I MAY
pants: MY GYPSY GIRL |
deuce pants |
#body #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gypsy #urinal-background |
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4,061 | 12/22/2009 | hands up deuce: HANDS UP !!!!!!!!! WHO LIKES SPANKING IT TO BLACK CHICKS
(deuce): HELLO
deuce: OH DON'T ACT LIKE I'M THE ONLY ONE |
deuce |
#deuce-likes-black-chicks #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #porn #urinal-background #whisper |
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4,062 | 12/23/2009 | talking about dick pants: I FIND IT REFRESHING
deuce: DON'T YOU MEAN EXHILARATING??!?! |
deuce pants |
#urinal-background |
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4,063 | 12/24/2009 | christ on a motherfucking cross deuce: CHRIST ON A MOTHERFUCKING CROSS
spigot: DO YOU SUCK DICKS WITH THAT MOUTH???????????? |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #mouth |
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4,064 | 12/25/2009 | merry christ mas pants: MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM PANTS AT JERKCITY
pants: AND THE REST OF THE STUPID COCKSUCKERS HERE
pants: RELEASE THE KRAKEN |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #christmas #cocksucker #kraken #pants-from-jerkcity #pants-solo #pink-background |
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4,065 | 12/26/2009 | my day in court dick: BAILIFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: THIS COURT RULES IN FAVOR OF THE PLAINTIFF ON ACCOUNT OF HER K-RAZY TITTIES!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: PLEASE REMOVE ME FROM THE COURTROOM |
deuce dick spigot |
#court #courtroom #deuce-eating-mouse-cursor #dick-deuce-spigot #mouse-cursor #tits #urinal-background |
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4,066 | 12/27/2009 | about box pants: IS THIS THE ABOUT BOX
deuce: I'M DOWN THE WELL AGAIN |
deuce pants |
#about-box #deuce-pants #urinal-background #well |
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4,067 | 12/30/2009 | that would explain the fatness deuce: SURE IS QUIET NOW THAT PANTS GOT PREGNANT |
deuce |
#fatness #sfw #urinal-background |
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4,068 | 12/31/2009 | preggo pants: PREGGO
pants: CAUSING EROSION IN YOUR FACE/NECK/BALLS AREA
pants: TUGGING AND TUGGING AND TUGGING SOME MORE |
pants |
#pants-solo #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |