No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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4,425 | 1/1/2011 | he commands you pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGGH
pants: TAKE IT OFF
pants: TAKE IT ALL OFF |
pants |
#nuggh #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,426 | 1/2/2011 | just like everything else pants: JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE IN THIS CORNY DREAM |
pants |
#deja-vu #pants-solo #sfw #twilight-zone |
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4,427 | 1/3/2011 | the men and women spigot: I'M GOOD AND PLENTY
pants: GET OFFA ME
spigot: TODAY WE HONOR THE MEN AND WOMEN WHO CLEAN OUR TOILETS |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #bonequest-hd #get-offa-me #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #sfw #star-trek #toilet #woodring-room-background |
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4,428 | 1/4/2011 | oh boy spigot: OH BOY HERE'S SPIGOT AGAIN
spigot: PISS
: SPIGOT LEAVES |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #caption #oh-boy #piss #spigot-again #spigot-leaves #spigot-solo |
|
4,429 | 1/5/2011 | super powers deuce: IF I REALLY LICK THIS DICK WILL IT MAKE ME GAY LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE SAYS OR WILL IT GIVE ME SUPER POWERS LIKE WHAT YOU SAY
spigot: SUPER POWERS |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-spigot #dicklicking #gay #gay-theory #mountain-background |
|
4,430 | 1/6/2011 | how can i resist deuce: OKAY GLHGHLGHGLHGHLGHLGLHGHL |
deuce |
#black-background #bonequest-hi-fi #cocksucking-noises #deuce-solo #nuggh |
|
4,431 | 1/7/2011 | getting yelled at spigot: CLOCK BONK BONK BONK BA-DONK BA-DONK BA-DONK HELLO DONK DONK DONK |
spigot |
#bonking #clonk #physical-comedy #sfw #spigot-solo #telephone #telephony #urinal-background |
|
4,432 | 1/8/2011 | getting softer pants: SOFT, GETTING SOFTER
pants: GETTING SOFTER
pants: SOFTER |
pants |
#cropped #erectile-dysfunction #erection #green-background #lynnea #pants-solo #prostitute #title-mismatch #uncredited-character |
|
4,433 | 1/9/2011 | an important announcement for 2011 deuce: ALL YOUNG PEOPLE SHOULD JUST DO PORN AND DIE |
deuce |
#announcement #bonequest-hd #deuce-solo #porn |
|
4,434 | 1/10/2011 | this thing pants: TURNING BACK TIME TO SUCK ALL THOSE DICKS AGAIN
deuce: HOW DO I TURN THIS THING OFF |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #dicksucking #time-travel #urinal-background |
|
4,435 | 1/11/2011 | what would be super spigot: WHAT WOULD BE SUPER IS IF YOU COULD PLEASE SHUT YOUR BIG FAT YAPPER |
spigot |
#be-quiet #insults #shut-up #spigot-solo #urinal-background #yapper |
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4,436 | 1/12/2011 | dick tracy was here deuce: HOLD ME
pants: I CANNOT GET MY ARMS AROUND YOU
deuce: I AM FAT YES
pants: AND I HAVE SHORT LITTLE ARMS YES
pants: YOUR PEAR-SHAPE AND MY USELESS APPENDAGES MAKE US THE PERFECT DICK TRACY BAD GUYS
deuce: HOLD ME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dick-tracy #fatness #hugs #pear-shape #sfw #urinal-background |
|
4,437 | 1/13/2011 | t rands remember spigot: T RANDS REMEMBER WHEN WE WORKED AT THE BOARDWALK AND SQUIRTED MUSTARD ON EACH OTHER
spigot: T RANDS REMEMBER WHEN WE WENT TO THE MINIATURE GOLF ARCADE AND PLAYED TOOBIN'
pants: T SPIGOT HE CAN'T HEAR YOU
spigot: T RANDS I THINK YOU REMEMBER ALL THAT AND MORE *BEEP*
pants: T SPIGOT HE'S IN A BETTER PLACE NOW |
pants spigot |
#a-better-place #antics #boardwalk #eerie-predictions #employment #mustard #pants-spigot #rands-mentioned #sfw #toobin #uncensored #urinal-background |
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4,438 | 1/14/2011 | yes and yes atandt: DON'T GO CHASING WATERFALLS
deuce: JUST STICK TO THE DICKS AND THE BALLS THAT YOU'RE USED TO
atandt: YES AND YES
atandt: IS SOMEONE DOWNLOADING PORN BECAUSE MY CONNECTION IS DEAD HERE PEOPLE
deuce: WANG ME |
atandt deuce |
#balls #dicks #porn #singing #tlc #urinal-background #wang #westside-connection |
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4,439 | 1/15/2011 | batt low spigot: I BLACKED OUT!!!!!!
spigot: IT'S GOT TO BE ON VIDEOTAPE SOMEWHERE
spigot: [BATT LOW]
spigot: OKAY I'M DONE |
spigot |
#angry-panel #battery-problems #black-background #blackout #electronics #spigot-solo #videotape |
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4,440 | 1/16/2011 | don't lie to me spigot: REMEMBER WHEN I UNPLUGGED YOUR STUPID COMPUTER AND JUST STARED AT YOU
spigot: DON'T LIE TO ME WITH THAT FAT FACE |
spigot |
#computer #fat-face #spigot-solo #stupid #unplugging #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,441 | 1/17/2011 | a little puffy pants: WANG WANG WANG WANG! WANG! WANG!
pants: COME ON PEOPLE
spigot: WANG WUH WUH
pants: YOU LOOK EXHAUSTED
spigot: I'M A LITTLE PUFFY J/K!!!!!!!!!! WANG WANG WANG WANG WANG |
pants spigot |
#mouse-cursor #pants-spigot #repetition #wang #woodring-field-background |
|
4,442 | 1/18/2011 | shut up and concentrate deuce: PEOPLE SHUT UP AND CONCENTRATE ON THIS KNOB
spigot: OH BOY HERE'S SPIGOT AGAIN
spigot: DFDFD
spigot: SPIGOT LEAVES |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #mouse-cursor #oh-boy #sfw #spigot-again #spigot-leaves |
|
4,443 | 1/19/2011 | let me go now deuce: EXCUSE ME BUT DOES TWO GUYS REALLY QUALIFY AS A "GANG" WAS: RE: GANG BANG
pants: WILL THIS BE ON THE FINAL
deuce: JALAPENO POPPERS
pants: HOLD ME LIKE YOU'LL NEVER LET ME GO
pants: SERIOUSLY LET ME GO NOW
deuce: NOPE YOU'RE MINE NOW |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #food #gang-bang #huffy-pants #hugs #jalapeno-poppers #mousehole #porn #school #woodring-room-background |
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4,444 | 1/20/2011 | lowercase fag kisses deuce: MY SOFT KISSES
pants: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: THE BEATLES
pants: (TEENAGE GIRLS SCREAMING) SHE LOVES YOU YEAH YEAH YEAH
pants: THE BEATLES ON THE ED SULLIVAN SHOW ARE AN EXCELLENT DISTRACTION FROM LOWERCASE FAG KISSES
deuce: MMMMMMM KISSES |
deuce pants |
#beatles #blue-background #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #ed-sullivan #lowercase #mouse-cursor #singing |
|
4,445 | 1/21/2011 | slam spigot: LOOK OVER THERE!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: SLAM
spigot: FORGOT MY PURSE!!!!!!!
spigot: SLAM |
spigot |
#purse #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
4,446 | 1/22/2011 | jerkcity forever pants: WE'RE INTERACTING IN A VIRTUAL ENVIRONMENT
deuce: T PANTS GROSS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #meta #sfw #urinal-background |
|
4,447 | 1/23/2011 | he can learn pants: TEACH ME TO PISS WITHOUT SPLATTERING IT ALL OVER YOUR FACE
pants: I CAN LEARN |
pants |
#huffy-pants #old-mac-donald #pants-solo #piss #weird-pants-face #white-background |
|
4,448 | 1/24/2011 | english please deuce: GLAHGLAGH PAULI SPIN MATRICES
pants: SPEAK ENGLISH OR DIE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #photo-background #physics #poo #stormtroopers-of-death |
|
4,449 | 1/25/2011 | roger, negatory pants: COCKS?
deuce: ROGER
pants: COCKS???????????????
deuce: NEGATORY
pants: FUCK |
deuce pants |
#cocks #deuce-pants #uncategorized-background |
|
4,450 | 1/26/2011 | once again deuce: SHITTING WHERE YOU EAT ONCE AGAIN
pants: BUT SHIT IS WHAT I EAT |
deuce pants |
#coprophagia #deuce-pants #photo-background #shit |
|
4,451 | 1/27/2011 | spluttery shits spigot: HURRRRRRRR SQUATS AND REPS AND LIFTS AND SPLUTTERY SHITS
pants: OATS 'N SQUATS / OATS 'N SQUATS
pants: BUT I
pants: OATS 'N SQUATS
pants: OKAY |
pants spigot |
#fitness #oats #pants-spigot #reps #shit #squats #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,452 | 1/28/2011 | 73's to ya spigot: NORA ALPHA MOONSHINE WHISKEY METHAMPHETAMINE HUSTLER
spigot: 73'S TO YA!!!!!!
spigot: HOLPTH GURF MY TEETH FELL OUT |
spigot |
#alcohol #bonequest-hd #drugs #ham-radio #hustler #mouse-cursor #radio #spigot-solo |
|
4,453 | 1/29/2011 | kickable deuce: HOLY SHIT YOUR CUNT IS KICKABLE
pants: DO IT |
deuce pants |
#cunt #deuce-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,454 | 1/30/2011 | that beaming smile pants: MAVIS BACON TEACHES HANDJOBS
deuce: WITH THAT BEAMING SMILE
pants: WHAT A WHORE
deuce: DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MS. BACON THAT WAY
deuce: I'M A QUANTUM SUPERPOSITION OF TWO STATES: |GAY> + |FAG> |
deuce pants |
#bra-ket-notation #deuce-pants #gay #handjob #mavis-beacon #mouse-cursor #physics #quantum-mechanics #superposition #typo #whore |
|
4,455 | 1/31/2011 | an impassioned plea for cock pants: I WOULD LIKE SOME DICK PLEASE
pants: NOT A LOT
pants: JUST A DAB |
pants |
#bonequest-hd #dick #pants-solo #poo #urinal-background |
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4,456 | 2/1/2011 | music up and under pants: [MUSIC UP AND UNDER]
deuce: KA-BLAM
deuce: MY DONG ARISES
deuce: LIKE THE MORNING SUN OR A MUSHROOM CLOUD |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #white-background |
|
4,457 | 2/2/2011 | i'd have to say pants: WHICH DUNE BOOK ARE YOU
deuce: I'D HAVE TO SAY CHILDREN OF DONG |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dune #urinal-background |
|
4,458 | 2/3/2011 | y'all spigot: A LITTLE.........
spigot: T O O M U C H I N F O R M A T I O N
spigot: YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
spigot: Y'ALL BE POSTING IN A TROLL THREAD |
spigot |
#csi-miami #sfw #spigot-solo #tmi #troll #woodring-den-background |
|
4,459 | 2/4/2011 | quite poss. pants: LARP?
deuce: QUITE POSS.
pants: FILK?
deuce: V. LIKELY
pants: JAMES CAMERON'S AVATAR?
deuce: KILL ALL QUEER COCKSUCKERS |
deuce pants |
#avatar #cocksucker #deuce-pants #filk #filking #kaqc #larp #mouse-cursor #queer #urinal-background |
|
4,460 | 2/6/2011 | holy christ spigot: T DEUCE I SNAPPED MY DICK IN A 3-RING TRAPPER KEEPER
deuce: T SPIGOT HOLY CHRIST |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicks #genital-mutilation #trapper-keeper #urinal-background |
|
4,461 | 2/7/2011 | that's a can do deuce: EAT SHIT FUCKFACE
pants: T DEUCE LANGUAGE |
deuce pants |
#can-do #deuce-pants #fuckface #html #nbsp #urinal-background #watch-the-profanity |
|
4,462 | 2/8/2011 | for good measure pants: WHATEVER THE NOISE IS FOR EATING CHOCOLATE CAKES
spigot: I WOULD SAY HOMPTH HURMPTH AND ADD A SMOOSHING IN FOR GOOD MEASURE |
pants spigot |
#cake #eating #food #noises #pants-spigot #smoosh #urinal-background |
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4,463 | 2/9/2011 | what in god's name is going on here deuce: STOP TOUCHING MY DICK
pants: OKAY
pants: SORRY
deuce: OKAY NOW START AGAIN
pants: OKAY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dick #urinal-background |
|
4,464 | 2/10/2011 | for a limited time only net: I AM OFFERING TO SHOW YOU MY BALLS |
net |
#balls #net-solo #nonesuch #special-offer #urinal-background |
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4,465 | 2/11/2011 | no msg spigot: EGG FU PRICK
spigot: PORK DONGS
spigot: DICK STICKERS
spigot: LEMON BONERS
spigot: WHAT KIND OF FOOD IS THIS |
spigot |
#chinese-food #potstickers #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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4,466 | 2/12/2011 | goodnight fat balls spigot: TRYING TO ADMIRE MY OWN HARDON
spigot: NOTE: COACH AND WINGS ARE CHANGING PLACES THIS WEDNESDAY
(spigot): GOODNIGHT FAT BALLS |
spigot |
#balls #coach #goodnight-moon #nuts-of-spigot #spigot-solo #television #urinal-background #wednesday #whispering #wings |
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4,467 | 2/13/2011 | high speed pants: SMASH IT INTO MY FACE AT HIGH SPEED
deuce: BLA-DOW |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #herp-derp #onomatopoeia #urinal-background |
|
4,468 | 2/14/2011 | ice on the moon spigot: ICE ON THE MOON?!?!?! I THOUGHT YOU SAID ICE CREAM
spigot: LET ME OUT OF THIS SHUTTLE (CLONKING, LATCHING)
spigot: HOSES AND TUBES SPUTTERING AND SPURTING AND EJECTING MY SALTINES |
spigot |
#clonk #ice-cream #moon #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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4,469 | 2/15/2011 | lightly dusted pants: NOW THAT'S-A NICE PENIS
pants: LIGHTLY DUSTING IT WITH FLOUR |
pants |
#dong #pants-solo #urinal-background |
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4,470 | 2/16/2011 | where it's totally legal deuce: OKAY FINE
deuce: OFF TO RAPE GHOSTS IN MY SLEEP (WHERE IT'S TOTALLY LEGAL)
deuce: LEGAL I TELL YOU, LEGAL |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dogshit #ghost #rape #urinal-background |
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4,471 | 2/17/2011 | what's strange spigot: WHAT'S STRANGE IS WHY MY PANTS ARE DOWN AND THE LIGHTS ARE OFF |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #green-background #spigot-solo #trousers |
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4,472 | 2/18/2011 | come out from under there pants: COME OUT FROM UNDER THERE AND BE GAY WITH ME
spigot: CAN I JUST PLEASE BE GAY FROM HERE TODAY
pants: I CAN'T FIT IN THERE WITH YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU (OH ALSO YOU I DIDN'T SEE YOU BACK THERE HI HOW'S IT GOING) |
deuce pants |
#be-gay-with-me #gay #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #urinal-background |
|
4,473 | 2/22/2011 | fat farts pants: HE KNOCKED MY TEETH OUT AND NOW I HAVE TO GUM THE DICK |
pants |
#cocksucking #dicklicking #farts #fat #pants-solo #title-mismatch #vampire #viscera #white-background |
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4,474 | 2/23/2011 | how fat and queer i am spigot: THAT'S NEAT HOW VOID POINTERS CAN TAKE ANY KIND OF DATA
spigot: NOTE:
(spigot): BUT NOT DATA PERTAINING TO HOW QUEER AND FAT I AM |
spigot |
#c #fat #programming #spigot-solo #whisper #white-background |
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4,475 | 2/24/2011 | the absolutely true story of spigot the bear spigot: OOF
spigot: OW
spigot: BONK |
spigot |
#physical-comedy #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #white-background |
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4,476 | 2/25/2011 | forced to suck deuce: GET UP
pants: NO |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #white-background |
|
4,477 | 2/26/2011 | sirens in the distance pants: CAN WE PLEASE WANG
deuce: NO
pants: I BEG OF YOU
deuce: NEGATIVE
pants: THEN LET ME SPURT UP THE NEIGHBORS
deuce: WELL OKAY |
deuce pants |
#boners #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #police #spurt #verbing #wang #white-background |
|
4,478 | 2/27/2011 | your upload was successful deuce: HANDS UP WHO'S A SPICE GIRL
spigot: I CAN FEEL MY MOUTH GETTING SORE ALREADY |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #mouse-cursor #mouth #white-background |
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4,479 | 2/28/2011 | the face of god spigot: DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS
deuce: DAMN STRAIGHT
spigot: SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SEQUENCE OF COLORS
deuce: YOU HAVE TOUCHED THE FACE OF GOD
deuce: LET SLIP THE DONGS OF WAR
spigot: YOU FUCKING LESBIAN |
deuce spigot |
#apple #deuce-spigot #dicks #dongs #dongs-of-war #drunk-deuce #god #lesbian #mouse-cursor #repetition #white-background |
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4,480 | 3/1/2011 | fat, gay pants: THERE WILL BE NO GLORY IN YOUR SACRIFICE
pants: THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW YOU EXISTED AT ALL
pants: CHECK OUT MY ABS HALGHALUGHLAH GLBALGHLBAG |
pants |
#bonequest-hd #existential #fat #gay #mouth #no #pants-solo #white-background |
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4,481 | 3/2/2011 | ashes ashes deuce: I LIKE DICK: I WOULDN'T CALL IT LOVE BUT IT'S DEFINITELY A LIKE
pants: THE MAN LIKES DICK
pants: LET'S ALL GIVE HIM A BIG HAND
pants: DON'T GO AWAY WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK |
deuce pants |
#ad-break #deuce-pants #dicks #series #white-background |
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4,482 | 3/3/2011 | we all fall down pants: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, WE'VE GOT DEUCE WITH US
deuce: PERFECT SINE WAVE TONE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #series #sfw #white-background |
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4,483 | 3/4/2011 | all day every day spigot: TAKE OUR DAUGHTERS TO THE TOILET DAY
spigot: GLUG GLUG
spigot: IS THIS THE COCKSUCKATORIUM |
spigot |
#cocksucking #mouse-cursor #spigot-solo #toilet #white-background |
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4,484 | 3/12/2011 | boxers and briefs deuce: DOES PANTS STILL WORK AT JERKCITY
deuce: HELLO
deuce: WHERE DID YOU PEOPLE GO |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #meta #sfw #urinal-background |
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4,485 | 3/13/2011 | spray me deuce: DING DONG
pants: SPRAY ME WITH WATER SO I CAN GROW |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #doorbell #sfw #urinal-background |
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4,486 | 3/14/2011 | deuce explains it all deuce: LET'S REVIEW:
deuce: JERKCITY GUYS SAY DICKS = POETRY
deuce: OTHER PEOPLE SAY DICKS = CHILDISH FAGGOTS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dicks #urinal-background |
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4,487 | 3/15/2011 | missing person(s) atandt: T DEUCE WHERE IS MY KOREAN
deuce: T ATANDT HIDDEN UNDER THE FLOORBOARD |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #fighting-irish-pose #korea #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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4,488 | 3/16/2011 | not a good sign deuce: NOT A GOOD SIGN WHEN YOUR FUCKING FAGGY INHALER COMES WITH THREE REFILLS
pants: YOU CAN STILL SMOKE THOUGH RIGHT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #inhaler #urinal-background |
|
4,489 | 3/17/2011 | bike lane spigot: BEEP BEEP HONK GET OFF THE SIDEWALK HURF BONK THE BIG BUS MIRROR CLONKED ME INTO THE BUSHES URF URF PEDDLING AND WRANGLING MY SHAMROCK SHAKE
spigot: IT'S HARD FOR ME TO GRIP BOTH HANDLEBARS AND A COLD SHAKE
spigot: WHAT I NEED IS A TALL ORANGE FLAG |
spigot |
#bay-area #bicycle #bushes #dicklicking #honk #mcdonalds #mouse-cursor #pedalling #physical-comedy #shamrock-shakes #spigot-solo #tooltip #typo #woodring-field-background |
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4,490 | 3/18/2011 | after the fact deuce: PURELY PSYCHOSOMATIC AFTER THE FACT
pants: STILL NO BITE MARKS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sometimes-flowers #urinal-background |
|
4,491 | 3/19/2011 | day old some thing pants: I TAUGHT MY FAT FROG TO SUCK FAT DICK
pants: ANY QUESTIONS
deuce: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUH NO
pants: MMMMMMMM DAY OLD SOMETHING |
deuce pants |
#buh #deuce-pants #dicksucking #fat #frog #mouse-cursor #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,492 | 3/20/2011 | a good old fashioned pants: GIVE ME A GOOD OLD FASHIONED BLACKOUT |
pants |
#pants-solo #urinal-background |
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4,493 | 3/21/2011 | such is the life pants: GLAHGULAHLGAG
pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGH
pants: AGHLAUG HLAGHLHUAGAG
pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGH
pants: SUCH IS THE LIFE OF A COCK ZOMBIE |
pants |
#cocksucking-noises #dicklicking #mouse-cursor #nuggh #pants-solo #urinal-background #weird-pants-face #zombie |
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4,494 | 3/22/2011 | can't we just pants: CAN'T WE JUST
spigot: POKE CHOKE SOAK REPEAT / POKE CHOKE SOAK REPEAT
pants: PLEASE IF YOU
spigot: I CAN'T HEAR YOU
pants: GET OFF ME |
pants spigot |
#huffy-pants #mouse-cursor #pants-spigot #repetition #uncategorized-background |
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4,495 | 3/23/2011 | manhandled by the best of them deuce: YOU BRADE RUNNAH
pants: I JUST DO BALLS |
deuce pants |
#blade-runner #deuce-pants #fake-accent #urinal-background |
|
4,496 | 3/24/2011 | midway through a bad day |
pants |
#abstract #looks-like-a-new-order-record-cover #no-dialog #sfw #title-mismatch |
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4,497 | 3/25/2011 | what your problem is deuce: T PANTS YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS
deuce: T PANTS YOU LOVE TOO MUCH
pants: SQUIRT MUSTARD UP AND DOWN MY PENIS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mousehole #mustard #woodring-room-background |
|
4,498 | 3/26/2011 | perfect hoodie weather pants: T DEUCE IF I HAD A BAND IT WOULD BE CALLED "PERFECT HOODIE WEATHER"
deuce: DONGS |
deuce pants |
#band-name #deuce-pants #dongs #hoodie #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
|
4,499 | 3/27/2011 | anything more disgusting spigot: COULD THERE BE ANYTHING MORE DISGUSTING THAN SOMETHING CALLED PEOPLESOFT |
spigot |
#peoplesoft #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
4,500 | 3/28/2011 | it's only natural pants: IF IT EVER STOPS RAINING AGAIN LET'S LICK DICK
deuce: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THAT
pants: JUST LICK DICK THEN
pants: IT'S ONLY NATURAL |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #mouse-cursor #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,501 | 3/29/2011 | wwwwww deuce: (IF (DEFINED? 'COCKMONSTER) (SUCK 'COCK))
pants: WWWWWWWW TRYING TO MOVE FORWARD |
deuce pants |
#cockmonster #deuce-pants #lisp #wasd #woodring-room-background |
|
4,502 | 3/30/2011 | snuff film pants: LET'S MAKE A SNUFF FILM
deuce: COOL |
deuce pants |
#death #deuce-pants |
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4,503 | 3/31/2011 | push smoosh pants: RUB ME THE WRONG WAY
pants: HITLER'S SECRET BEATOFF BUNKER
pants: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A PENIS THIS GAY (HAVE YOU)
pants: REALLY PUSH YOUR FACE INTO IT
pants: PUSH/SMOOSH
deuce: HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #hitler #mouse-cursor #smoosh #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,504 | 4/1/2011 | get out the stains deuce: IT'S HARD TO GET OUT THE STAINS OF SADNESS
pants: SADNESS AND POO |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mousehole #poo #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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4,505 | 4/2/2011 | you're going to kill us all deuce: BE VERY QUIET
deuce: THE DICKS ARE AFOOT
pants: I AM HUSHED
deuce: FOR GOD'S SAKE YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US ALL
pants: I'M SUCKING AS SILENTLY AS I CAN |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #huffy-pants #woodring-room-background |
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4,506 | 4/3/2011 | lambda dong deuce: (LAMBDA DONG () (DONG)) |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #lambda-function #lisp #programming #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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4,507 | 4/4/2011 | i didn't say touch it pants: NEED YA TO STICK AN UMBRELLA INTO MY PEE HOLE
pants: FOOMPH
deuce: HOMO
pants: I DIDN'T SAY TOUCH IT I JUST SAID STICK AN UMBRELLA UP THERE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #foomph #huffy-pants #mouse-cursor #physical-comedy #umbrella #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,508 | 4/5/2011 | sometimes flowers spigot: /TIRED_OLD_CONCEPT.JPG
spigot: /YAWNING.GIF |
spigot |
#filename #sfw #sometimes-flowers #spigot-solo |
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4,509 | 4/6/2011 | in the shape of a person spigot: I BELIEVE I AM A GAY DONG IN THE SHAPE OF A PERSON
deuce: T SPIGOT WE SHALL SOON TEST THAT HYPOTHESIS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dong #woodring-field-background |
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4,510 | 4/7/2011 | must set alarm spigot: MUST SET ALARM FOR 5AM TOILET SCRUBBING |
spigot |
#alarm #scrubbing #spigot-solo #toilet #url #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,511 | 4/8/2011 | garbage night spigot: THROW A FUCKING PARADE PEOPLE |
spigot |
#parade #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,512 | 4/9/2011 | not even humans pants: NOBODY LIKES ANAL (NOT EVEN HUMANS)
deuce: PORNSTARS SURE DON'T
deuce: THEIR PAINFUL GRIMACE REVEALS THEIR SORROW
pants: DOES MY GAY MOUSTACHE LOOK GAY (WITH THIS COCK NEARBY) (HOVERING) |
deuce pants |
#anal #angry-panel #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #mouse-cursor #moustache #porn |
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4,513 | 4/10/2011 | only going to ask you one more time pants: T DEUCE I'M ONLY GOING TO ASK YOU ONE MORE TIME:
pants: T DEUCE ARE YOU THE AUTOEXEC.BAT OR THE CONFIG.SYS
deuce: T PANTS ANSI.SYS
pants: T DEUCE SAY IT ISN'T SO |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fannypack #huffy-pants #ms-dos #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
4,514 | 4/11/2011 | well okay ozone: ALSO YOU MY BITCH
deuce: WELL OKAY CLIMB ON THEN |
deuce ozone |
#bitch #deuce-ozone #ozone #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,515 | 4/12/2011 | unlicked dicks in the brig pants: GET IT TOGETHR MAN
deuce: WUHHHHHHHHH
pants: THERE ARE UNLICKED DICKS IN THE OH WOW A TYPO LET'S START AGAIN FROM UNLICKED DICKS IN THE BRIG
deuce: YES SIR
pants: THERE ARE UNLICKED DICKS IN THE BRIG AND WE'VE GOT TO GET DOWN THERE |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hd #brig #deuce-pants #dicklicking #naval #typo #unlicked-dicks #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,516 | 4/13/2011 | loudspeaker pants: LOUDSPEAKER: AND OUR HEROES LICKED DICK, THE END. PLEASE EXIT THE THEATER IN AN ORDERLY FASHION
deuce: THEN THE POLICE CAME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicklicking #loudspeaker #mousehole #narration #police #theater #woodring-room-background |
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4,517 | 4/14/2011 | best birthday ever pants: IT GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS: HUMPING MOTIONS
pants: GAY SEX THAT GIVES OFF LIGHTNING BOLTS AND SMOKE
pants: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER |
pants |
#birthday #gay #humping #lightning #pants-solo #smoke #woodring-room-background |
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4,518 | 4/15/2011 | snowstorm |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hd #meta #no-dialog #nuggh #sfw #white-background |
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4,519 | 4/16/2011 | it's a done deal pants: NONESUCH AND POPPYCOCK
deuce: BALDERDASH AND ALSO POSSIBLY BANDERSNATCH
pants: PISHTOSH AND MISHMASH
pants: REDACTED ANAL QUACKERY (IT'S A DONE DEAL) |
deuce pants |
#anal-quackery #deuce-pants #jabberwocky #redacted #woodring-field-background |
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4,520 | 4/17/2011 | the more you put it off spigot: I'M THE NIBBLES AWAY SO PLEASE BRUN ME
deuce: T SPIGOT THE MORE YOU PUT IT OFF THE MORE THE BITS WILL PILE UP !!!! |
deuce spigot |
#apple #apple-ii #deuce-spigot #mousehole #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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4,521 | 4/18/2011 | picture of a sock in the parking lot |
sock |
#deja-vu #parking-lot #picture #sfw #sock #sock-in-a-parking-lot |
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4,522 | 4/19/2011 | portal 2 spigot: PORTAL 2 BETTER NOT BE HARD |
spigot |
#current-events #nonesuch #portal #portal-2 #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background #whatnot |
|
4,523 | 4/20/2011 | a b = b a spigot: ICE CREAM CONE TITS (EVEN SHAPED LIKE A DOWNVOTE)
deuce: T SPIGOT IF [A, B] = 0 THEN A B = B A
spigot: SHOULD I /R/ASKSCIENCE WHAT KIND OF MATH THE DINOSAURS DID |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #commutative-property #commutator #compatible-observables #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #ice-cream #math #noncommutative-algebras #urinal-background |
|
4,524 | 4/21/2011 | chinese french fries spigot: SPLUT, SPLOSH, SPLORP
spigot: THESE CHINESE FRENCH FRIES TASTE LIKE TOFU
spigot: THE EXPONENTIAL GROWTH OF MY NATURAL LOG |
spigot |
#chinese-food #fries #log #math #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
4,525 | 4/22/2011 | the wonderful world of spigot spigot: THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF SPIGOT
spigot: I WAS PROMISED HAMBURGERS IN STALL 3
spigot: DISAPPOINTED |
spigot |
#hamburger #spigot-solo #stalls #woodring-field-background |
|
4,526 | 4/23/2011 | transparent pants: GET READY GET SET AND SUCK
pants: I KNOW HOW GAY YOU PEOPLE ARE SO STOP TRYING TO HIDE IT PLEASE
pants: YOUR MOUSTACHERY AND LEATHERWEARERY ARE SO TRANSPARENT |
pants |
#leather #moustache #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,527 | 4/24/2011 | breathing slowly deuce: BREATHING
deuce: SLOWLY
deuce: AS
deuce: TO
deuce: NOT
deuce: ATTRACT
deuce: THE
deuce: PIRANHA |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #mouse-cursor #null #piranha #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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4,528 | 4/25/2011 | missing the point of structured code deuce: HEY LOOK AT ME I'M A FAT FEMALE ENGINEER
deuce: BABHALBHALBHALHBLAHBLAHBALHB
deuce: EATING DONUTS AND MISSING THE POINT OF STRUCTURED CODE
spigot: HEY LADY IT'S CALLED A TAB KEY |
deuce spigot |
#code #deuce-spigot #donuts #fat #women #woodring-field-background |
|
4,529 | 4/26/2011 | do you really spigot: SOMETIMES I PUT THE POO RIGHT IN MY FACE AND THINK ABOUT JERKCITY
deuce: WOW
deuce: DO YOU REALLY |
deuce spigot |
#blink #deuce-spigot #poo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,530 | 4/27/2011 | playing restaurant deuce: T PANTS I WOULD LIKE A SALAD WITH RANCH DRESSING THANK YOU
deuce: T PANTS COULD I ALSO GET CURLY FRIES
pants: T DEUCE YOU DO NOT DESERVE CURLY FRIES (PLACING THEM BACK ON THE HOTPLATE)
deuce: T PANTS HOLY WHAT THE |
deuce pants |
#curly-fries #deuce-pants #food #fries #mouse-cursor #ranch #sfw #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
|
4,531 | 4/28/2011 | GLAHGLUHAULGHAG pants: OW OW THERE IS A MOUSE CURSOR IN MY EYE |
pants |
#gay-fatness #lynnea #meta #mouse-cursor #pants-solo #prostitute #title-mismatch #uncredited-character #woodring-room-background |
|
4,532 | 4/29/2011 | eight bits, no parity (spigot): SECRET PRICKS
deuce: T SPIGOT I HEAR YOU BROTHER
spigot: EIGHT BITS, NO PARITY
deuce: WHAT ABOUT THE STOP BITS ?????????????
spigot: BLOOM COUNTY |
deuce spigot |
#bloom-county #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #modem #mouse-cursor #mousehole #pricks #whisper #woodring-room-background |
|
4,533 | 4/30/2011 | women are whispering deuce: WOMEN ARE WHISPERING ABOUT MY PATHETIC LITTLE DICK
pants: OOH I CARE ABOUT THAT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dick #little-dick #urinal-background |
|
4,534 | 5/1/2011 | the company of prostitutes spigot: WEAVE ME A HEARTSCAPE
deuce: T SPIGOT WHAT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dongchongery-and-fongbongery #heartscape #mousehole #prostitute #woodring-room-background |
|
4,535 | 5/2/2011 | why can't i be loved deuce: WHY CAN'T I BE LOVED
deuce: IT'S NOT MY FAULT I CAN'T CONTROL MY BOWELS/MOUTH |
deuce |
#deja-vu #deuce-solo #duplicate #incontinence #love #mouth #urinal-background |
|
4,536 | 5/3/2011 | then how do you spigot: THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE SHIT ALL OVER YOURSELF |
spigot |
#shit #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
4,537 | 5/4/2011 | amen to that brother pants: LET'S ALL DEGRADE THE OBJECT |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #degradation #object #pants-solo #urinal-background |
|
4,538 | 5/5/2011 | fancy book learning deuce: MAXIMUM STEALTH
deuce: DICKS ACQUIRED
deuce: DECLOAKING |
deuce |
#cloaking #crysis #deuce-solo #dicks #stealth #urinal-background |
|
4,539 | 5/6/2011 | don't give up the ghost deuce: FOLKS THIS PORN ISN'T GOING TO BEAT ITSELF OFF
pants: IT MIGHT!!!!!!! DON'T GIVE UP THE GHOST |
deuce pants |
#beating-off #deuce-pants #folks #ghost #porn #urinal-background |
|
4,540 | 5/7/2011 | but not both deuce: IT'S NOT WHAT YOU KNOW IT'S WHO YOU GARK GARK GARK
spigot: FOLKS IT CAN BE A SLOPPY *******OR******* A SWALLOW BUT NOT BOTH |
deuce spigot |
#blowjob #deuce-spigot #gark #porn #sloppy #swallow #urinal-background #xor |
|
4,541 | 5/8/2011 | rape machine deuce: XANAX + VODKA = <RAPE MACHINE ACTIVATED>
pants: GO GO GO |
deuce pants |
#alcohol #deuce-pants #drugs #rape #urinal-background #xanax |
|
4,542 | 5/9/2011 | meanwhile back in the swamp pants: RIBBIT
pants: RIBBIT
pants: RIBBIT
pants: BALLS
pants: RIBBIT
pants: RIBBIT
pants: RIBBIT
pants: RIBBIT |
pants |
#balls #frog #mouse-cursor #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,543 | 5/10/2011 | then breaks the dawn spigot: GARBAGE DISPOSAL = 3 INCHES WIDE
spigot: FROG = 8 INCHES WIDE
spigot: WE HAVE A PROBLEM |
spigot |
#frog #garbage-disposal #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
4,544 | 5/11/2011 | c'mon pants: T DEUCE GIVE ME HEAD IN THE SAUNA
deuce: UMM
pants: C'MON
deuce: HMMM |
deuce pants |
#blowjob #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #sauna #urinal-background |
|
4,545 | 5/12/2011 | knees deuce: MY DONG HAS KNEES
deuce: IS THAT NORMAL |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dong #knees #normal #woodring-field-background |
|
4,546 | 5/13/2011 | where the hell spigot: WHERE THE HELL ARE MY COCKITY NUTS
spigot: OKAY FOUND THEM |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
4,547 | 5/15/2011 | suicide pills spigot: WELPS TIME FOR MY PATIENCE PILLS
spigot: DOOPS, TOOK THE SUICIDE PILLS
spigot: IMPATIENTLY WAITING TO DIE
spigot: FUCK IT, MORE SUICIDE PILLS GULP GOMPTH GURK
spigot: OKAY THOSE WERE THE PATIENCE PILLS
spigot: NEED A LABEL MAKER
spigot: NOPE, SUDDENLY COMFORTABLE AND FEELIN' FINE
spigot: DEAD |
spigot |
#doop #drugs #gurk #pills #spigot-solo #suicide #woodring-room-background |
|
4,548 | 5/16/2011 | friday night pants: COSPLAY
pants: LARPING
pants: FILKING
pants: RELOADING |
pants |
#filking #friday #huffy-pants #panda #pants-solo #sfw #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
|
4,549 | 5/17/2011 | your video spigot: YOUR VIDEO WILL BEGIN AFTER THIS ADVERTISEMENT
spigot: 1:59
spigot: 1:58
spigot: OH COME ON
spigot: 1:57
spigot: 1:56
spigot: JESUS H. CHRIST FUCKING HURRY UP
spigot: 1:55 |
spigot |
#jesus #mousehole #spigot-solo #video #woodring-room-background #youtube |
|
4,550 | 5/18/2011 | hot buttered deuce deuce: HYPERBOLIC
deuce: SYLLABIC
deuce: SESQUEDALYMISTIC |
deuce |
#adjectives #blam #deuce-solo #isaac-hayes #mousehole #sfw #somber-deuce #vocabulary #woodring-room-background |
|
4,551 | 5/19/2011 | new rule deuce: LOOK: NO DICKSUCKING FOR 24 HOURS
deuce: NEW RULE
deuce: OKAY SUSPENDING NEW RULE (SUCK THIS) |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dicksucking #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
|
4,552 | 5/20/2011 | i bite pants: JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
pants: JJJJJJJJJJJ
pants: JJJJJACK
pants: ME
pants: OFF
pants: WITH
pants: YOUR
pants: FEET |
pants |
#foot-fetish #footjob #mouse-cursor #pants-solo #stuttering #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,553 | 5/22/2011 | king kong jungle isle pants: SMASHING YOUR STUPID FACE
: Microsoft Corporation product license dialogue box with deuce's face.
: This product is licensed to King Kong, Jungle Isle. |
pants |
#badly-pasted-title #behind-the-scenes #goomba-deuce #laughing-deuce #pants-solo #title-mismatch #violence #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,554 | 5/23/2011 | clearly a mistake pants: LET'S WATERPROOF OUR POCKETS AND FILL THEM WITH PISS I'M THINKING ONE OR TWO LAYERS OF BLACK GARBAGE BAGS MOLDED INTO THE POCKET WITH HOT GLUE
pants: NO RESULTS FOUND FOR "DO BUTTERFLIES HAVE BUTTHOLES".
pants: IT WAS CLEARLY A MISTAKE TO RIG ME OUT WITH WHEELS |
pants |
#butterfly #die-trying #funloving-nonsense #garbage-bag #pants-solo #piss #waterproof #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,555 | 5/24/2011 | group grope deuce: WHERE IS EVERYBODY
spigot: GROUP GROPE
spigot: BLHLRTUBHLAISEUG()**W$
deuce: WUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #groping #woodring-room-background |
|
4,556 | 5/25/2011 | at least once in my life spigot: I SHOULD PROBABLY BRING A GUN TO WORK AT LEAST ONCE IN MY LIFE |
spigot |
#black-background #gun #sfw #spigot-solo |
|
4,557 | 5/26/2011 | the model will return shortly deuce: YEAH BB 50 TOK FOR TITS |
deuce |
#black-background #camgirls #deuce-solo |
|
4,558 | 5/27/2011 | hand on knee pants: BUT I'M WARNING YOU NO GAY GAMES
pants: BY WHICH I MEAN HAND ON KNEE, TOUCHING ME ON THE LOWER BACK, SHIRTLESS IN THE HOT TUB AND SO FORTH |
pants |
#black-background #gay-games #pants-solo #weird-pants-face |
|
4,559 | 5/28/2011 | chance not estimated deuce: CAT VOMIT: FOUND, CHANCE ESTIMATED AT 25%
deuce: CAT VOMIT: STEPPED IN BEFORE FOUND, CHANCE NOT ESTIMATED
deuce: GUNS GUNS GUNS GUNS |
deuce |
#black-background #cat-vomit #deuce-solo #gun #probability |
|
4,560 | 5/29/2011 | mental patients spigot: SAYS HERE CALIFORNIA WON'T SELL GUNS TO MENTAL PATIENTS
pants: THE COOKIES HAVE FUDGE INSIDE THE FUDGE |
pants spigot |
#california #cookies #fudge #gun #pants-spigot #suicide |
|
4,561 | 5/30/2011 | you went there spigot: YOU WENT THERE (POINTING ON THE FLOOR WHERE YOU WENT)
spigot: I SEE YOU ALSO WENT THERE AND THERE AND THERE
spigot: REALLY SEEING WHAT YOU DID THERE AND CONFIRMING THAT WHAT YOU SAID IS WHERE YOU WENT
spigot: THE EXTRA MILE AND SUCH
spigot: AND SO FORTH AND WHAT NOT AND ETCETERA AT THE END OF THE DAY
spigot: CONNECTING THE DOTS WITH MY DUCKS IN A ROW
spigot: BLAM BLAM DONGS
spigot: FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER |
spigot |
#black-background #duck #gunshots #sfw #spigot-solo |
|
4,562 | 5/31/2011 | like last time deuce: DON'T PULL YOUR DICK OUT LIKE LAST TIME
pants: FLOP |
deuce pants |
#black-background #deuce-pants #dick #flop |
|
4,563 | 6/1/2011 | leaning forward deuce: I HAVE NO IDEA WHO VIEWED THAT MIDGET TRANNY PORN, SENATOR [LEANING FORWARD TO SPEAK INTO MICROPHONE] |
deuce |
#black-background #congressional-testimony #cspan #deuce-solo #midget #senator #trannies #ts |
|
4,564 | 6/2/2011 | cranberry bog spigot: BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH MOVEMENT ALL OVER YOUR FACE
spigot: SING A SONG WITH THAT BROWN DILDO IN YOUR MOUTH
spigot: FOLKS WE CAN'T ALL LICK DICK IN THE SAME CRANBERRY BOG |
spigot |
#beethoven #black-background #dildo #folks #mouse-cursor #spigot-solo |
|
4,565 | 6/3/2011 | double tall spigot: PRASHANT YOUR NONFAT ICED MOCHA IS READY
spigot: (PRASHANT)
spigot: GOT A DOUBLE-TALL VANILLA LATTE FOR PRASHANT |
spigot |
#green-background #prashant #sfw #spigot-solo #starbucks |
|
4,566 | 6/4/2011 | not really a solution spigot: DRAWING DICKS ON MY FACE, PRETENDING TO PASS OUT (NOT REALLY A SOLUTION) |
spigot |
#black-background #bonequest-hi-fi #dicks #spigot-solo |
|
4,567 | 6/5/2011 | about 80 years ago spigot: EINSTEIN WAS ****RIGHT***** PEOPLE!!!!!!!
spigot: ABOUT THE THING HE SAID WAS RIGHT THAT WE CONFIRMED WAS RIGHT ABOUT 80 YEARS AGO
spigot: FOLKS IT'S STILL RIGHT
spigot: IS ALL I'M SAYIN
spigot: HE AND IT == BOTH RIGHT
spigot: BOTH CONFIRMED
spigot: (AGAIN) ONCE MORE
spigot: I WILL DOUBLE CHECK |
spigot |
#einstein #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
4,568 | 6/6/2011 | come back spigot: BUH HUH I CAN BE FUNNY SEE LOOK WITH MY MAGIC
pants: MAKE THE TIP OF MY DICK VANISH
spigot: SAY GOODBYE TO SPIGOT (FOREVER)
pants: COME BACK WITH MY TIP OF DICK |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #come-back #goodbye-to-all-my-online-friends-forever #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #stage-magic #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,569 | 6/7/2011 | can i come back to club gay spigot: I HAVE LEARNED THE VALUE OF SIMPLY BEING MYSELF
spigot: CAN I COME BACK TO THE GAY CLUB OR HAVE I BEEN EXCLUDED |
spigot |
#deja-vu #gay-club #mouse-cursor #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
4,570 | 6/8/2011 | who won the war deuce: T PANTS WHO WON THE FUCKING WAR
pants: T DEUCE THE DONGS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mousehole #war #woodring-room-background |
|
4,571 | 6/9/2011 | Picture Of A Sock In The Parking Lot (Revisited) |
sock |
#parking-lot #picture #sfw #sock #sock-in-a-parking-lot |
|
4,572 | 6/17/2011 | back again pants: TAKE YOUR GAS MASK EVERYWHERE
pants: GROW YOUR OWN FOOD
pants: PUT OUT YOUR PAPER FOR SALVAGE |
pants |
#gas #lynnea #pants-solo #prostitute #sfw #survival-tips #uncredited-character #white-background |
|
4,573 | 6/18/2011 | all wrapped up deuce: EVERYBODY MEET ON JERKCITY IN FIVE MINUTES
spigot: INSTEAD OF "SOYLENT" GREEN IT SHOULD BE "SOILED" BECAUSE I JUST TOOK A BIG FAT DUMP RIGHT HERE IN MY BEIGE LOAFERS EVERYONE
pants: I'M ALL WRAPPED UP IN A DIAPER RIGHT NOW BUT OKAY
pants: IF YOU DON'T MIND MY BUFFOONISH APPEARANCE I'LL BE THERE
spigot: CC: EGG MCMUFFIN |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #diapers #egg-mcmuffin #incontinence #mcdonalds #soylent #soylent-green #woodring-field-background |
|
4,574 | 6/19/2011 | on a scale from spigot: I WISH SOMEONE WOULD HONESTLY RATE MY DONG ON A SCALE FROM DICKS TO PRICKS |
spigot |
#dicks #dongs #on-a-scale #pricks #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
4,575 | 6/20/2011 | item zero spigot: ALL THOSE IN FAVOR
spigot: FOLKS THESE WOMEN NEED ROOMS TO CLEAN AND IF THERE'S NO
spigot: EXCUSE ME I HAVE THE FLOOR
spigot: THE FIRST ITEM IN THE ARRAY, ITEM ZERO, WILL BE DOGSHIT
spigot: HANDS UP WHO KNOWS WHY IT'S CALLED ITEM ZERO
spigot: HANDS UP WHO'S HEARD OF ARRAYS
spigot: HANDS UP WHO LIKES DOGSHIT
spigot: FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER |
spigot |
#dogshit #mouse-cursor #spigot-solo #white-background |
|
4,576 | 6/21/2011 | that would be cool spigot: I'M A VAMPIRE
deuce: ME TOO
deuce: OKAY THAT WOULD BE COOL I GUESS
spigot: WE CAN BE FAGGOTS
spigot: LOVE
deuce: GLUG |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #nuggh #viscera #white-background |
|
4,577 | 6/22/2011 | i will help you sleep deuce: I'M A LATE-NIGHT BONER
deuce: SUCK JUST ONE MORE OF ME BEFORE YOU GO TO BED
deuce: I WILL HELP YOU SLEEP |
deuce |
#boner #deuce-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,578 | 6/23/2011 | knock it off pants: OW
spigot: KNOCK IT OFF |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #mousehole #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
4,579 | 6/25/2011 | the third dimension is you pants: IF YOU SEE A SOCK IN A PARKING LOT DON'T TOUCH IT THE MOTHER MIGHT REJECT IT THEN DEATH IS ALL BUT A CERTAINTY |
pants |
#pants-solo #parking-lot #sfw #sock #sock-in-a-parking-lot #woodring-room-background |
|
4,580 | 6/26/2011 | plz love him atandt: T DEUCE PLZ LOVE ME
deuce: I CANNOT
atandt: T DEUCE PLZ TRY |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #drunk-deuce #love #mouse-cursor #plz #sfw #u2 #white-background |
|
4,581 | 6/27/2011 | up the nuts spigot: TRYING TO ENJOY A BOWL OF GRINS SMILES GIGGLES & LAUGHS HERE
spigot: THAT CECIL THE ROBOT CRACKS ME UP THE NUTS |
spigot |
#angry-panel #cereal #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #robot #spigot-solo #up-the-nuts #white-background |
|
4,582 | 6/28/2011 | the irc spigot: THIS IS THE STIFFEST MY BONE HAS BEEN IN LIKE THREE WEEKS
spigot: ALSO JERKCITY IS ON TONIGHT
pants: HELLO?
spigot: T DEUCE NOT SURE IF IT'S A REPEAT
pants: HELLO?
spigot: T DEUCE I'M ALREADY TAPING IT
pants: IS THERE ANYONE HERE
pants: IS THIS THE IRC OR JUST UNIX
spigot: T DEUCE NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU
pants: MY GOOD CHRIST
spigot: SCOOT OVER |
pants spigot |
#boner #irc #pants-spigot #television #unix #weird-pants-face #white-background |
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4,583 | 6/29/2011 | $1.40 deuce: ALL THE NICKELS YOU CAN SWALLOW
pants: TWENTY-EIGHT NICKELS, THEN |
deuce pants |
#coinage #deuce-pants #money #nickels #white-background |
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4,584 | 6/30/2011 | a game of nuts pants: DON'T SHOOT I CRIED
pants: BUT THEN IT WAS TOO LATE
pants: I HAD TO LICK ALL THEIR DICKS
deuce: CHALLENGE ME TO A GAME OF NUTS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #nuts #white-background |
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4,585 | 7/1/2011 | pants slowly raises his hand deuce: HANDS UP WHO JERKS OFF TO CHARLIZE THERON
: PANTS SLOWLY RAISES HIS HAND
deuce: T PANTS I AM CHARLIZE THERON
pants: I SUCK COCK YOU KNOW
deuce: I SEE |
deuce pants |
#caption #charlize-theron #cocksucking #deuce-pants #jerking-off #mouse-cursor #white-background |
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4,586 | 7/2/2011 | down into you pants: CAN I GO DOWN INTO YOU
deuce: YOU CAN GIVE ME HEAD
pants: IS THAT THE SAME THING?
deuce: FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS CONVERSATION AND ME GETTING A BLOWJOB: YES |
pants |
#blowjob #deuce-pants #photo #white-background |
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4,587 | 7/3/2011 | stray mouse cursor in panel 2 pants: I AM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH
deuce: I AM PARTICIPATING IN THAT UNPRECDENTED EVENT
deuce: WHAT A MISSING E SOMEWHERE IN THERE
pants: I WILL LEND YOU ONE: FFFFFFFFFFFF
deuce: JUST NOT HELPFUL AT ALL |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #mouse-cursor #mouth #mouth-of-pants #pants-lending-letters #sfw #typo #white-background |
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4,588 | 7/4/2011 | your face and your neck pants: I LOVE YOU
deuce: IN YOUR OWN WAY |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #deuce-pants #love #lowercase #null #sfw #title-mismatch #uncredited-character #white-background |
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4,589 | 7/5/2011 | nutcracker spigot: OKAY YOU PROMISED A TRIP TO THE DEANZA FLINT CENTER FOR A PERFORMANCE OF THE NUTCRACKER AND THIS IS HARDLY A SUBSTITUTE
pants: IT'S ALL I COULD AFFORD |
pants spigot |
#deanza-college #mouse-cursor #nutcracker #pants-spigot #white-background |
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4,590 | 7/6/2011 | cockflash pants: HLGAHALGHLU AHGLUHGLAG
deuce: BLAGHALUGAG HULBAGHAG
pants: T DEUCE I WILL KONK MYSELF ON THE HEAD AND CALL MYSELF SILLY
deuce: T PANTS CAN I ASSIST YOU IN ANY WAY
pants: T DEUCE I CANNOT SEE (COCKBLIND)
deuce: T PANTS COCKFLASH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #huffy-pants #physical-comedy #white-background |
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4,591 | 7/7/2011 | one last time spigot: CAN WE PLEASE ALL PISS TOGETHER ONE LAST TIME
pants: A HOLIDAY FISTING |
pants spigot |
#fisting #holiday #pants-spigot #piss #white-background |
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4,592 | 7/8/2011 | weather alert pants: BE SURE TO USE YOUR WIPERS BECAUSE IT'S SNOWING COOKIES |
pants |
#cookies #pants-solo #sfw #snowing-cookies #weather |
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4,593 | 7/9/2011 | thoughts, feelings pants: ALUGHALGHLAGHLAHG
pants: OH SO WE'RE DOING THE BLACK BACKGROUND FOR A WHILE
pants: ALL RIGHT I CAN WORK WITH THIS |
pants |
#black-background #meta #mouse-cursor #pants-solo #sfw |
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4,594 | 7/10/2011 | a big joke spigot: SERIOUS COCKS WAITING FOR ME IN THE STUDENT LOUNGE
spigot: OKAY GUESS THE FLYER WAS A BIG JOKE
spigot: GUESS I'LL TRUDGE ON OVER TO THE CAFE D'NUTS |
spigot |
#black-background #cafe-d-nuts #mouse-cursor #spigot-solo |
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4,595 | 7/11/2011 | scolded pants: TSK TSK TSK |
pants |
#black-background #coy-pants #mouse-cursor #pants-solo #punishment #sfw |
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4,596 | 7/12/2011 | there is no god pants: PRICKS OF MASS DISTRACTION THAT'S FOR SURE
pants: I SAID **DISTRACTION**
pants: BOMB GOES OFF ALL LIFE EXTERMINATED DOMINANT POPULATION IS NOW RABBITS THERE IS NO GOD WE ARE ALL MULCH FOREVER |
pants |
#apocalypse #black-background #mulch #nihilism #pants-solo #pricks #rabbits #wmd |
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4,597 | 7/13/2011 | female wandered into panel 2 pants: DUMP NEEDS ATTENTION (TAPE POSITIONING ERROR): DO YOU WANT TO ATTEMPT TO CONTINUE? ("YES" OR "NO")
spigot: T DEUCE CAN YOU REBOOT JERKCITY FOR ME (IT'S NO LONGER FUNNY)
spigot: I.E. STUPID |
pants spigot |
#alan-parsons #angry-panel #black-background #bug-report #comprehensively-tagged #dump #lynnea #pants-spigot #prostitute #reboot #sfw #stupid #tape #title-mismatch #uncredited-character #unfunny #unix |
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4,598 | 7/14/2011 | jerkcity: the compleat apventure spigot: CAUSE IF YOU LICK MY DICK
spigot: MY ACHEY BREAKY DICK
spigot: HELLO |
spigot |
#billy-ray-cyrus #black-background #deja-vu #mouse-cursor #singing #spigot-solo |
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4,599 | 7/15/2011 | dial tone spigot: BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP
spigot: CAUSE IF YOU LICK MY D
spigot: HELLO |
spigot |
#beep-boop-boop-beep-beep-boop-beep #black-background #crank-call #sfw #spigot-solo #telephone #telephony |
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4,600 | 7/16/2011 | die trying spigot: ***GROUNDS*** FOR DIVORCE!!!!!! A HILARIOUS WEB-COMIC ALL ABOUT COFFEE AND WIFE-BEATING
pants: USING AN OLD BOX-OF-WINE TO HOLD MY 5 1/4" DISKETTES
pants: COFFEE IN ONE HAND AND COMIC BOOKS IN THE OTHER
pants: I WILL BEAT YOU OFF OR DIE TRYING |
pants spigot |
#black-background #coffee #die-trying #mouse-cursor #pants-spigot #web-comic #wife-beating |
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4,601 | 7/17/2011 | fluffy four-stack spigot: BREAKFAST WITH IHOP
spigot: A FLUFFY FOUR-STACK OF PIPING HOT GRIDDLECAKES
spigot: AND REAL CREAMERY DONGBUTTER
spigot: ***SCREECH*** SAY WHAT??????? CGI PENGUINS |
spigot |
#black-background #dongbutter #food #penguin #spigot-solo |
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4,602 | 7/18/2011 | need to take a shit spigot: NEED TO TAKE A SHIT
spigot: NOT SURE IF I SHOULD DO IT ON THAT ONE LADY'S DESK
spigot: OR THAT OTHER LADY'S FACE
spigot: ASKING LADY 1 TO PUT HER FACE ON LADY 2'S DESK
spigot: WELL NOW I DON'T HAVE TO SHIT ANYMORE
spigot: WAIT HERE GOES
spigot: SIGH!!!!! WHERE DID LADY 1 GO
spigot: I CAN'T BE TAKING TWO SHITS, ONE OVER HERE AND WAY OVER THERE |
spigot |
#desk #office-antics #shit #spigot-solo |
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4,603 | 7/19/2011 | warning pants: HOLD IT
pants: HOLD IT
pants: HOLD IT
pants: HOLD IT
pants: YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE |
pants |
#abstract #microsoft-chat #pants-solo #sfw |
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4,604 | 7/20/2011 | five bright flashbulb pics spigot: PLEASE SLIDE YOUR BALLS ALONG THE INK PAD AND TAKE A SEAT ON THIS CLEAN WHITE PAPER
spigot: AND AGAIN
spigot: JUST GONNA PUT MY FINGERS ABOVE YOUR DONG AND ROLL IT FROM LEFT TO RIGHT OVER THE SECOND INK PAD
spigot: THERE WE GO
spigot: NOW FIVE BRIGHT FLASHBULB PICS OF YOUR DONG AND DRAWING DICKS ON YOUR FACE
spigot: YOU'RE FREE TO GO
spigot: OOP, HOLD ON PUNCH POUND SQUIRT
spigot: WE NEED TO START OVER |
spigot |
#balls #black-background #physical-comedy #spigot-solo #title-mismatch |
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4,605 | 7/21/2011 | diapers under your dockers pants: THIS IS RADIO FREE JERKCITY COMING TO YOU FROM AROUND THE WORLD AND UNDER THE SINK
pants: THIS STUFF IS BOTTLED AT THE SOURCE (DIAPERS UNDER YOUR DOCKERS) BRACE YOURSELF FOR THE POWER AND THE WISDOM (FISTICUFFS ENSUE)
pants: TRY TAKING A PICTURE OF YOUR PENIS AND SAVING IT IN JPEG FORM (NOT TIFF, THAT'S TOO LARGE) AND THEN E-MAILING IT TO EVERYBODY (AS AN ATTACHMENT) |
pants |
#blue-background #diapers #dockers #funloving-nonsense #image-format #pants-solo #pants-under-the-sink #penis #sink |
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4,606 | 7/22/2011 | go west young man |
pants |
#camgirl #picture #porn #prostitute |
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4,607 | 7/23/2011 | do i have to look pants: IS THE JERKCITY ARTICLE DELETED YET
deuce: DO I HAVE TO LOOK
pants: NO NOT REALLY
pants: WILL YOU HOLD MY HAND DURING CAPTAIN AMERICA |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #marvel #sfw #white-background #wikipedia |
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4,608 | 7/24/2011 | this is the zodiac speaking pants: KILL/SLF/DR HELP/ME/KILL/MYSELF GAS/CHAMBER AEIOUR/DAYS/QUESTIONSABLE EVERYY/WAKING MOMENT/IM/ALIVE MY/PRIDE/LOST I/CANT/GO ON/LIVING/IN/THIS/WAY KILLING/PEOPLE/I/HAV/KILLD
pants: SO/MANY/PEOPLE/CANT/HELP/MYSELF M/SO/ANGRY I/COULD/DO/MY/THING/IM/ALONE IN/THIS/WORLD MY/WHOLE/LIFE FUL/O/LIES/IM/UNABLE/TO/STOP
pants: BY/THE/TIME/YOU/SOLVE/THIS/I/WILL/HAV/KILLD ELEVEN/PEOPLE PLEASE/HELP/ME/STOP/KILLING/PEOPLE PLEASE/MY/NAME/IS/PANTS/FROM/JERKCITY |
pants |
#current-events #gas #gas-chamber #lynnea #pants-from-jerkcity #pants-solo #prostitute #uncredited-character #white-background #zodiac-killer |
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4,609 | 7/25/2011 | control open apple reset .(spigot): JUST GOING TO PICTURE A COLD TOILET SEAT |
spigot |
#apple #apple-ii #spigot-solo #thought #toilet #white-background |
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4,610 | 7/26/2011 | learn you good spigot: IS IT TWO CODEINE OR TWO HUNDRED CODEINE
spigot: WITH MY NESTLE QUIK |
spigot |
#codeine #spigot-solo #white-background |
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4,611 | 7/27/2011 | on the history spigot: I'M BUSY STUDYING UP ON THE HISTORY OF BLACK COCK |
spigot |
#black-cock #history #spigot-solo #upskirt #white-background |
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4,612 | 7/28/2011 | long pause spigot: I DON'T HAVE A PRICK IN MY FACE PEOPLE
spigot: [LONG PAUSE]
spigot: THANKS FOR TRYING TO CHEER ME UP |
spigot |
#bunny #pricks #spigot-solo #white-background |
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4,613 | 7/29/2011 | a secret crush on spigot spigot: WHAT I READ INTO THAT IS THAT SHE HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON ME AND SHE WANTS ME TO SLASH HER TIRES
spigot: COULD I JUST GET MY POTSTICKERS MINUS THE INVOLVED POETRY SLAM
spigot: THE OLD PAGE CAN BE FOUND HERE: _THE TOILET_ |
spigot |
#potstickers #spigot-solo #toilet #white-background |
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4,614 | 7/30/2011 | bashing my head spigot: WHY ARE YOU BASHING MY HEAD/HAIR AGAINST THE WINDSHIELD OF MY NEWLY LEASED VOLKSWAGEN BEETLE?!?!?!?!?!?! |
spigot |
#beetle #cars #lease #spigot-solo #violence #violent-disapproval #volkswagen #vw #white-background |
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4,615 | 7/31/2011 | individual discussion groups spigot: LET'S BREAK THIS UP INTO INDIVIDUAL DISCUSSION GROUPS
spigot: HUR BUH DUH HURF BLUH GURF |
spigot |
#mouse-cursor #spigot-solo #white-background |
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4,616 | 8/1/2011 | beating off at macy's pants: "MACY'S CONDEMNS THIS TYPE OF IMPROPER BEHAVIOR AND DOES EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO PREVENT IT. WHEN ANY ASSOCIATE OR CUSTOMER WITNESSES INCIDENTS SUCH AS THIS, WE URGE THEM TO REPORT IT TO STORE MANAGEMENT SO THAT WE CAN TAKE THE APPROPRIATE ACTION, INCLUDING ALERTING LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT."
deuce: AHLGHALUGHUALGHLAG
pants: HALGHALUGHALGHALG
deuce: DID YOU BEAT OFF THERE AGAIN
pants: BALGHLAGBLUAHGLAG |
deuce pants |
#beating-off #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #macys #voyeurism #white-background |
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4,617 | 8/2/2011 | is that an apple deuce: T SPIGOT GAPE LOVERS NO. 6 SCENE 1 |
deuce pants |
#anal #deuce-spigot #gape #porn #white-background |
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4,618 | 8/3/2011 | best friends forever deuce: I MASTURBATED
spigot: WILL YOU ACCEPT THIS ROSE
deuce: YES (BACK TO MASTURBATING) |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #diaper #drunk-deuce #masturbation #the-bachelor #white-background |
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4,619 | 8/4/2011 | a power of two deuce: CODENAME: PILE OF SHIT
spigot: IS MY HIDEOUS FAT FACE A POWER OF 2
pants: HUGS FOR ALL |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #fat #math #shit #white-background |
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4,620 | 8/5/2011 | summer blockbuster deuce: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF HELP ME
deuce: FPTHHTHHHHH I'M COVERED IN DICKS AND THEY'RE SWARMING ME
pants: CHOMP HORMPH HOAGHULAGHLAHGLAHGLAHGLAHLGUHALG YOU ARE SAFE
deuce: T PANTS THANK YOU I AM FOREVER IN YOUR DEBT
pants: UP UP AND AWAY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #weird-pants-face #white-background |
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4,621 | 8/6/2011 | and then the squirting began deuce: AN URGENT RUNNY SHIT INTERRUPTED ME
pants: AND THEN THE SQUIRTING BEGAN
deuce: INDEED IT WAS SQUIRTING AND BURNING, NO QUESTION
pants: THREE WIVES SIX SHRINKS AND I STILL LOVE WHORES |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #cricket #deuce-pants #deuces-shits #huffy-pants #shit #squirt #white-background #whores |
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4,622 | 8/7/2011 | undersides pants: SUBDIVIDED INTO QUEER UNITS
pants: FIDDLE WITH MY UNDERSIDES
pants: SALIVARY GLANDS WORKING OVERTIME HUALGHA87GAYGHAG |
pants |
#pants-solo #white-background |
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4,623 | 8/8/2011 | all the same gun spigot: AT FIRST I LIKED THE COCK-AND-BALLS GUN, THEN I LIKED THE PEW PEW LASER GUN
deuce: ALL THE SAME GUN |
deuce spigot |
#balls #cocks #deuce-spigot #gun #piss #white-background |
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4,624 | 8/9/2011 | pisspigs pants: P I S S P I G S
deuce: I PROCLAIM NO FOREKNOWLEDGE OF THAT MESSAGE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #piss #pisspigs #white-background |
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4,625 | 8/10/2011 | free software deuce: I'D LIKE TO SHARE MY DEEP PHILOSOPHY OF FREE SOFTWARE WITH YOU: FFHHHTH THTHTHH FHFH HUGE COILED SHIT FOR YOUR GAZE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #deuces-shits #philosophy #shit #white-background |
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4,626 | 8/11/2011 | on the count of three spigot: ON THE COUNT OF THREE EVERYONE LICK DICK
spigot: MEVER MINB |
pants spigot |
#dicklicking #dicks #no #pants-spigot #white-background |
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4,627 | 8/12/2011 | anyone here spigot: ANYONE HERE BEATING IT!!!!!!!!!!?????
deuce: NO
deuce: T SPIGOT YES
spigot: ATE TOO MANY MASHED POTATOES
spigot: NEED SOMEONE TO COME DOWN TO FAGTOWN AND HUG ME / HOLD ME |
deuce spigot |
#beating-off #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #fagtown #gayification #mashed-potatoes #white-background |
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4,628 | 8/13/2011 | gross gay planets deuce: PLUTO AND ITS FAGGOT MOONS
pants: GROSS GAY PLANETS |
deuce pants |
#astronomy #charon #deuce-pants #gay #hydra #kerberos #nix #planets #pluto #science #styx #white-background |
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4,629 | 8/14/2011 | exactly one hour spigot: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
spigot: IT'S DAYLIGHT SAVINGS AND I MISSED ALL THE COCK BY EXACTLY ONE HOUR
spigot: I'M GOING TO LEAVE A NOTE |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #white-background |
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4,630 | 8/15/2011 | merely fifty repetitions pants: WHY I LICK DICK IN FIFTY WORDS OR LESS
deuce: UNFORTUNATELY IT IS MERELY FIFTY REPETITIONS OF THE WORD "GAY" |
deuce pants |
#cocks #deuce-pants #dicklicking #gay #mustard #repetition #white-background |
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4,631 | 8/16/2011 | long and gay and fat spigot: A BIG DISCUSSION THAT LASTED LONG AND GAY AND FAT INTO THE NIGHT
spigot: THERE WAS A LOT OF TOUCHING
spigot: EVENTUALLY WE FIGURED OUT HOW TO INSTALL MICROSOFT PROJECT AND WE GENERATED A TIMELINE FOR MY BALLS |
spigot |
#balls #microsoft #mouse-cursor #nuts-of-spigot #project-management #spigot-solo #white-background |
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4,632 | 8/17/2011 | can't see the forest spigot: I CAN'T SEE THE FOREST FOR THE DICKS
spigot: KINDA JUST WANT TO STICK WITH THE DICKS |
spigot |
#birthday-strip #dicks #forest #spigot-solo #white-background |
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4,633 | 8/18/2011 | poo on the walls pants: MINECRAFT.JERKCITY.COM
pants: WATCH ME RUB POO ON THE WALLS, ON MY CHEST
pants: THESE GUYS TRULY HAVE YOUR BEST INTEREST AS THEIR NUMBER ONE PRIORITY |
pants |
#dj-rapekit #minecraft #pants-solo #poo #shameless-self-promotion #white-background |
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4,634 | 8/19/2011 | shooting spree pants: BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
pants: RELOADING
pants: BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM |
pants |
#gun #pants-solo #repetition #sfw #violence #white-background |
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4,635 | 8/20/2011 | an unholy mess of a girl pants: I AM NOT A PLEASURE UNIT
pants: BREAK BREAK
pants: I'M SUCH AN UNHOLY MESS OF A GIRL |
pants |
#badly-pasted-title #dj-rapekit #pants-solo |
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4,636 | 8/21/2011 | fail spigot: FAIL!!!!!!!! HE THREW A GUM WRAPPER AT THE TRASH CAN BUT IT BOUNCED OFF THE EDGE!!!!!!!!! FREEZE FRAME / GOOD WORK EINSTEIN
spigot: FAIL!!!!!!!!!! A WORD SPELLED WRONG!!!!!!!! FAIL!!!!!!! IT LOOKS LIKE A DICK IF YOU SQUINT!!!!!!!! FAIL!!!!!!!!
spigot: SOMEONE ON FACEBOOK SAID SOMETHING DUMB!!!!!!! FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL PREROLL VIDEO ADS FOR AN ANIMATED GIF YOU SAW 10 YEARS AGO |
spigot |
#fail #spigot-solo #white-background |
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4,637 | 8/22/2011 | posing in front of the cock billboard spigot: TEACH ME TO SQUIRT
deuce: OH DEAR |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #minecraft #minecraft-background |
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4,638 | 8/23/2011 | sunglasses pants: SERIOUSLY WHAT DID YOU IDIOTS DO WITH MY SUNGLASSES
deuce: NO IDEA WHERE THEY WENT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #huffy-pants #minecraft #minecraft-background #mouse-cursor #sunglasses |
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4,639 | 8/24/2011 | creeper alert pants: HALGHLUAUH GULAHGULHULAG LGHLAGLHALUGLAG CREEPER GBGHLUAGBLAGUH BLABGLBGAL |
pants |
#creeper #minecraft #pants-solo #uncategorized-background |
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4,640 | 8/25/2011 | hug nasa pants: AND NOW, A POEM:
pants: BALLS ON MY CHIN
pants: AGAIN |
pants |
#balls #hug #minecraft #minecraft-background #mouse-cursor #nasa #pants-solo #poetry |
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4,641 | 8/26/2011 | dongs at dawn deuce: WHO WANTS TO JERK UNTIL THE MORNING SUN ?!?!?!?!?
deuce: ARE YOU WITH ME PEOPLE ?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
pants: SOILED
spigot: I'VE ONLY GOT UNTIL THE MORNING LIGHT, THEN I DO DONGS AT DAWN ON KOFY TV-20
deuce: TRAITOR |
deuce pants spigot |
#bay-area #deuce-pants-spigot #san-francisco #tv-20 #white-background |
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4,642 | 8/27/2011 | you are eating all the dots pants: YOU ARE EATING ALL THE DOTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DEMAND AN IMMEDIATE REGURGITATION
spigot: KAFF KAFF
spigot: . . . . . . . . . . .
pants: THANK YOU
spigot: BLLLLLL |
pants spigot |
#kaff #pac-man #pants-spigot #sfw #white-background |
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4,643 | 8/28/2011 | absolutely required deuce: WILL THERE BE A PARADE
pants: THAT IS ABSOLUTELY REQUIRED |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #parade #sfw #white-background |
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4,644 | 8/29/2011 | did we get it right pants: DID WE GET IT RIGHT
net: I THINK SO
pants: GREAT - THAT'S ONE FOR THE GODDAMN BOOKS THEN
pants: FORWARD MARRRRRRRRCH |
net pants |
#net-pants #sfw #white-background |
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4,645 | 8/30/2011 | but gosh pants: GIVING MYSELF HEAD AT WORK DURING BUSINESS HOURS
pants: MY NECK HURTS BUT GOSH I'M NEVER SITTING UP STRAIGHT AGAIN
pants: SUCK THE DICK YOU FAT OLD MAN |
pants |
#autofellatio #fat-old-man #pants-solo #white-background |
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4,646 | 8/31/2011 | protest song spigot: I'LL BAKE CUPCAKES WITH FROSTING AND FLAGS TO PROTEST WHY BLACK PEOPLE HAVE TO SUCK DICK AT THE REAR OF THE STALL |
spigot |
#civil-rights #spigot-solo #white-background |
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4,647 | 9/1/2011 | the news pants: AND THEN THERE WAS SILENCE
pants: FOLLOWED BY HLAHGULAUGH LAHLAHGLUAHG
pants: AND THAT'S ALL THE NEWS WE HAVE TONIGHT |
pants |
#mouse-cursor #news #pants-solo #white-background |
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4,648 | 9/2/2011 | very good please continue pants: I AM A GAY MALE AND I AM WILLING TO PROVE IT
deuce: PLEASE CONTINUE
pants: AND A ONE AND A TWO AND A HAULGHLAGLAHGLUAHGULAHGL
deuce: VERY GOOD PLEASE CONTINUE
pants: LIFT ME UP AND CONSUME THE CONTENTS OF MY GAY ADULT MALE DIAPER
deuce: GAHLGHALUGHALUGHLAG |
deuce pants |
#adult-gay-male #deuce-pants #diaper #diapers #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #gay #gay-male #shit #white-background |
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4,649 | 9/3/2011 | fool him into disrobing spigot: DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE!!!!!!! MY BALLS ARE JUST FINE
pants: T SPIGOT I THINK WE CAN FOOL HIM INTO DISROBING IF WE CALL THE WHOLE THING "A CONTEST" OR SAY THAT ANTIQUES AND BIRD FOOD ARE THE PRIZE OR WHATEVER |
atandt pants spigot |
#antiques #atandt-pants-spigot #balls #bird-food #cat-food #contest #fighting-irish-pose #mouse-cursor #nuts-of-spigot #silent-character #white-background |
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4,650 | 9/4/2011 | punch pound dick: LET'S PLAY HIDE AND GO RAPE
deuce: LANGUAGE
bung: HOW ABOUT HIDE AND GO FUCK YOURSELF |
bung deuce dick |
#bung-deuce-dick #go-fuck-yourself #nuggh #rape #watch-the-profanity #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,651 | 9/5/2011 | design by spigot spigot: LET'S GET WOODEN NAPKIN RINGS AND REALLY LAY THE TABLE RIGHT |
spigot |
#alphabet #design #grunt #napkin-rings #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,652 | 9/6/2011 | higher education spigot: I REALLY JUST WANT TO GO BACK TO DEANZA AND GET MY DEGREE
spigot: MY DEGREE IN COCKSUCKERY THAT IS |
spigot |
#cocksucking #deanza-college #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,653 | 9/7/2011 | who's with me people spigot: TIME FOR A TALL FROSTY GLASS OF SUDS AT CLUB QUEER - WHO'S WITH ME PEOPLE
spigot: WE CAN LISTEN TO ERASURE ON THE RIDE OVER
spigot: I DIDN'T WEAR THESE PANTS FOR NOTHING |
pants spigot |
#club-queer #erasure #mouse-cursor #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,654 | 9/8/2011 | done and done spigot: GURGLING AND BUBBLING IT UP AND OUT THE MOUTH
pants: BE GAY WITH ME
deuce: DONE AND DONE |
deuce pants spigot |
#be-gay-with-me #deuce-pants-spigot #huffy-pants #mouse-cursor #woodring-field-background |
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4,655 | 9/9/2011 | 2 3 7 deuce: JERKCITY TWO THREE SEVEN, DESCEND TO FLIGHT LEVEL ONE SIX HUNDRED, EXPEDITE
deuce: RECIPROCAL TRAFFIC, I REPEAT, DESCEND TO FLIGHT LEVEL ONE SIX HUNDRED, EXPEDITE
deuce: JERKCITY TWO THREE SEVEN, PLEASE RESPOND
deuce: JERKCITY TWO THREE SEVEN, AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL
deuce: [MUFFLED] I THINK WE LOST THEM |
deuce |
#atc #deuce-solo #radio |
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4,656 | 9/10/2011 | e i e i o deuce: DIARRHEA TO THE FACE
pants: E I E I O
deuce: I WAS THINKING MORE "DOO DAH / DOO DAH" NOW THAT YOU PUT A BEAT TO IT |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #camptown-races #deuce-pants #diarrhea #huffy-pants #nuggh #old-macdonald #singing #woodring-room-background |
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4,657 | 9/11/2011 | glass and soy deuce: I WAS JUST MOVING SHIT AROUND SMACKED TWO SOY SAUCE BOTTLES INTO EACH OTHER AND MADE AN IMPRESSIVE GLASS-AND-SOY SAUCE MESS ALL OVER EVERYTHING |
deuce |
#black-background #deuce-solo #soy-sauce |
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4,658 | 9/12/2011 | float through the air pants: PLEASE HELP ME TO FLOAT THROUGH THE AIR
deuce: GLAHGLAHG
pants: TIE A STRING TO ME THIS TIME
deuce: I PROMISED TO INFLATE YOU WITH HELIUM OR SOME OTHER GAY GAS BUT THAT IS WHERE MY RESPONSIBILITY IN THIS MATTER ENDS |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #gas #gay #helium #huffy-pants #white-background |
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4,659 | 9/13/2011 | in a fine mist spigot: FZZZZZZZZZZZTTTT
spigot: WOOD CHIPPER AND SPRAY OF CHIPS AHOY PARTICLES
spigot: PARTICULATE MATTER IN A FINE MIST OF BARELY NOTICEABLE CHOCOLATE SHAVINGS |
spigot |
#chips-ahoy #food #physical-comedy #sfw #spigot-solo #white-background #wood-chipper |
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4,660 | 9/14/2011 | important message follows spigot: FOR GODS SAKE I NEED MY HEAD IN THE TOILET |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #toilet #white-background |
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4,661 | 9/15/2011 | never letting go pants: IT'S COLD AT THE WINDY BUS STOP
pants: CLAMPING DOWN, NEVER LETTING GO
pants: EVERYBODY INTO THE FISTING SLING |
pants |
#clamping #fisting #fisting-sling #lynnea #pants-solo #prostitute #uncredited-character #white-background |
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4,662 | 9/20/2011 | this wig, this hoop skirt pants: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LOVE ME NORMALLY WHY DO I HAVE TO WEAR THIS WIG, THIS HOOP SKIRT, THIS GIANT COMICALLY-SIZED HULK FIST
deuce: THE MORE YOU TALK THE HARDER IT IS TO GET A BONER AND THE MORE I'M GOING TO MAKE IT HURT |
deuce pants |
#badly-pasted-title #boner #deuce-pants #hulk #violence #woodring-field-background |
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4,663 | 9/21/2011 | dildoed by a nutwad pants: FANNYPACKS IN THE CASTRO!!!!!!!
spigot: FOLKS I'VE BEEN DILDOED BY A NUTWAD |
pants spigot |
#bay-area #cropped #dildo #fannypacks #folks #pants-spigot #san-francisco #woodring-field-background |
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4,664 | 9/22/2011 | penis pumps deuce: PENIS PUMPS
pants: GODDAMN YOU |
deuce pants |
#balls #deuce-pants #penis-pumps #woodring-field-background |
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4,665 | 9/23/2011 | the bonking spigot: BONK BONK BONK BONK
spigot: BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK
spigot: BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK EH FUCK IT |
spigot |
#bonk #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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4,666 | 9/24/2011 | could you do me a favor deuce: COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR
pants: ?
deuce: COULD YOU SUCK ON MY LITTLE TINY PENCIL DICK
pants: I CAN BE THERE IN 40 MINS, 30 IF I DON'T SHOWER
deuce: I DON'T THINK A SHOWER IS NECESSARY SINCE I'M JUST GOING TO JIZZ ALL OVER YOU AND THEREBY MAKE YOU DIRTY
pants: K |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dick #dicksucking #jizz #pencil-dick #shower #woodring-field-background |
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4,667 | 9/25/2011 | jean-charles and the nuts spigot: I JUST SHOWED MY NUTS TO JEAN-CHARLES AND HE DIDN'T THINK IT WAS SO FUNNY
deuce: OH IS THAT BECAUSE HE'S FRENCH
spigot: AND FAT, YOU KEEP FORGETTING
deuce: RIGHT YEAH THANKS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #fat #jean-charles #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #woodring-field-background |
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4,668 | 9/26/2011 | beep beep beep beep pants: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
pants: SOME MANNER OF DICK-LOVING DUMPTRUCK I AM
pants: ^C
spigot: I'LL CATCH YOU |
pants spigot |
#beep #control-character #dick #dumptruck #pants-spigot #woodring-field-background |
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4,669 | 9/27/2011 | or grass grower for a farmer pants: I EAT HUMANS
deuce: I JUST EAT THE HEADS |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants #food #humans #woodring-field-background |
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4,670 | 9/28/2011 | where in the world pants: OW
deuce: WHERE IN THE WORLD DID YOU GUYS PUT MY BRA
spigot: KNOCK IT OFF |
deuce pants spigot |
#bra #deuce-pants-spigot #fashion #funloving-nonsense #huffy-pants #sfw #suck #woodring-field-background |
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4,671 | 9/29/2011 | he has something to say deuce: I WANT YOUR FULL AND UNDIVIDED ATTENTION
deuce: WHOEVER STOLE MY BRA SHOULD REALLY RETURN IT RIGHT ABOUT NOW |
deuce |
#bra #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #theft #woodring-field-background |
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4,672 | 9/30/2011 | don't know where it comes from deuce: HATE TO BOTHER YOU GUYS AGAIN
deuce: BUT I'D REALLY LIKE MY BRA BACK
deuce: BLHLBAHLABHLABLHABLHABHL |
deuce |
#bra #deuce-solo #woodring-field-background |
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4,673 | 10/1/2011 | under construction pardon our dust spigot: I'M GAY ALL OVER AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background |
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4,674 | 10/2/2011 | making or losing spigot: WHEN JERKCITY GOES DOWN DOES THAT MEAN I'M MAKING OR LOSING MONEY
spigot: STUFF ME IN A CONFERENCE ROOM AND STRAIGHTEN ME OUT
deuce: T SPIGOT AMBER LYNN !!!!!!!!!
spigot: BORED OF HER FAT FACE, LAME EYESHADOW AND 80'S DEMEANOR |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #porn #woodring-field-background |
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4,675 | 10/6/2011 | absolutely everywhere pants: HUBBLE MURFFF BUHHHHH HUB GOBBLE BLURP MMM DICK
spigot: SLOPPY
pants: THANK YOU
pants: SALIVA EVERYWHERE |
pants spigot |
#blowjob #mountain-background #murf #pants-spigot #weird-pants-face |
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4,676 | 10/7/2011 | some i eat pants: SOME I EAT, SOME I LET GO
pants: READY?????????????? GO!!!!!!!!!!! OH YOU FAILED
pants: THE TYRANNY OF THE URINAL |
pants |
#boner #pants-solo #urinal |
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4,677 | 10/8/2011 | my soul pants: GIVE ME MY SOUL BACK
dick: IT'S RATHER STICKY AT THIS POINT HOPE YOU DON'T MIND |
dick pants |
#boner #dick-pants #huffy-pants #mousehole #sfw #soul #woodring-room-background |
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4,678 | 10/9/2011 | son of a bitch pants: I'M DOCTOR PRICK
pants: RX
pants: CALL ME DOC DONG |
pants |
#doctor #dong #flipper-baby #mfbe #pants-solo #prick #woodring-room-background |
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4,679 | 10/10/2011 | just like the sign says spigot: CHOKING THEM ALL DOWN AT ONCE!!!!!!!! LIKE THE SIGN SAYS!!!!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#spigot-solo |
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4,680 | 10/11/2011 | there's a bee in here deuce: POKE POKE POKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE
pants: MY ALONE TIME
deuce: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHERE'S MY STATUS REPORT
pants: NOTHING !!! I'M WRAPPING YOUR PRESENT !!! DON'T COME IN
deuce: HURGLE BURGLE
pants: THERE'S A BEE IN HERE !!! |
deuce pants |
#bee #deuce-pants #dogshit #huffy-pants #woodring-den-background |
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4,681 | 10/12/2011 | anything men can do spigot: WOMEN ARE NUMBER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: THEY CAN DO ANYTHING MEN CAN DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: LET'S HEAR IT FOR PROSTITUTES AND HUMILIATING JIZZ VIDEOS |
spigot |
#jizz #mountain-background #porn #prostitute #spigot-solo |
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4,682 | 10/13/2011 | how i hurt my back spigot: SUCKING YOUR OWN DICK IS HARD
pants: THAT'S HOW I HURT MY BACK |
pants spigot |
#autofellatio #injury #mountain-background #pants-spigot |
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4,683 | 10/14/2011 | now that's just mean spirited spigot: I REMEMBER WHEN DEUCE USED TO BE FUNNY
deuce: T SPIGOT NOW THAT'S JUST MEAN-SPIRITED MISTER |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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4,684 | 10/15/2011 | not sure spigot: DON'T TALK TO ME IF YOU'RE NOT A GIRL
bung: T SPIGOT HI [NOT SURE] |
bung spigot |
#bung-spigot #mountain-background #sfw |
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4,685 | 10/16/2011 | the magic word deuce: YOU SAID THE MAGIC WORD
dick: DO I WIN THE SPECIAL COCK? |
deuce dick |
#cocks #deuce-dick #magic-word #woodring-field-background |
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4,686 | 10/17/2011 | touch it all deuce: TOUCH IT ALL
pants: NO
deuce: WHY NOT
pants: AFRAID
deuce: BE CALM, LITTLE ONE AND FUCKING TOUCH IT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sfw #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,687 | 10/18/2011 | please don't abuse the help pants: I SAID PELLEGRINO IN THE SMALL GLASS BOTTLES NOT THE MEDIUM SIZED PLASTIC BOTTLES
spigot: THIS IS ***PERRIER*** ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND |
pants spigot |
#fizzy-water #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #pellegrino #perrier #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,688 | 10/19/2011 | steve jobs is dead spigot: FOLKS DID THE CUPERTINO SHOOTER KILL STEVE JOBS OR WHAT'S THE DEAL HERE
pants: HORRIBLE BOSSES TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE EDITION EXTENDED CUT ON BLU-RAY DVD 10/11
spigot: NOT A LOT OF USEFUL INFO ON USENET / HAM RADIO
pants: WHAT WE REALLY NEED ARE MORE PARODIES OF THE MATRIX |
pants spigot |
#apple #blu-ray #current-events #folks #ham-radio #pants-spigot #product-placement #sfw #steve-jobs #the-matrix #usenet #woodring-room-background |
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4,689 | 10/20/2011 | tachyonic neutrinos deuce: YEAH AND NEUTRINOS TRAVEL FASTER THAN LIGHT, SURE
deuce: BULLSHIT HAX
deuce: PLUS IF TRUE CLASSIFY TOP SECRET UNDER NSA |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #ftl #neutrinos #nsa #science #woodring-field-background |
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4,690 | 10/21/2011 | cock henge pants: OMG COCKHENGE
pants: ALL THAT SUCKING AND FUCKING |
pants |
#pants-solo #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,691 | 10/22/2011 | we all suspected pants: I SUCK COCK UNDER BRIDGES: PASS IT ON |
pants |
#cocksucking #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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4,692 | 10/24/2011 | unsubscribe pants: UNSUBSCRIBE
deuce: DIARRHEA REDISTRIBUTION FOR FAIRNESS
spigot: WE CAN'T ALL HAVE DIARRHEA |
deuce pants spigot |
#denevi-camera #deuce-pants-spigot #diarrhea #jingle #woodring-field-background |
|
4,693 | 10/25/2011 | i am the 99% spigot: AM THE 99% !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS, CONSCIOUSLY DETERMINED TO NEVER LEARN |
spigot |
#politik #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,694 | 10/26/2011 | hey what does this remind you of spigot: HEY WHAT DOES THIS REMIND YOU OF:
spigot: (TAKES SHIT ON YOUR DESK) |
spigot |
#desk #physical-comedy #poo #shit #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,695 | 10/27/2011 | more eyebrow juice please pants: EYEBROW JUICE
pants: FANNYPACK FANNYPACK FANNYPACK
pants: NUTS. TO. THAT. |
pants |
#fannypacks #nuts #pants-solo #repetition #teargarden #woodring-field-background |
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4,696 | 10/28/2011 | gulping down fat sacks pants: GULPING DOWN FAT SACKS OF SHITBALLS
pants: INFLATE ME DIG-DUG STYLE
deuce: SUCK BALLS
pants: I LOVE YOU |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #balls #deuce-pants #dig-dug #drunk-deuce #inflation #poo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,697 | 10/29/2011 | challenge response spigot: FAGS?
deuce: SEVERAL
spigot: GROSS!!!! |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #fags #programming #woodring-room-background |
|
4,698 | 10/30/2011 | water me pants: HEY I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU'D WATER ME SOMETIMES
pants: ALSO WOULD IT KILL YOU TO PUT ME IN A SPACE WHERE I'LL GET SOME SUNLIGHT
pants: AND ANOTHER THING [CONTINUES TO COMPLAIN]
deuce: YES IT WOULD |
deuce pants |
#complaining #deuce-pants #dong #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #photosynthesis #plant #woodring-field-background |
|
4,699 | 10/31/2011 | if i stand on my head spigot: IF I STAND ON MY HEAD I CAN JIZZ ALL OVER MY OWN STUPID FACE |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #face #jizz #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,700 | 11/1/2011 | all the layers of gown pants: DONGS????????????????? WAY WAY WAY TOO EXCITED
pants: FONZIE WITH OCD
pants: TAKING UPSKIRT PIX OF THE BRIDE AT THE ALTAR (REALLY DIFFICULT TO GET UNDER ALL THE LAYERS OF GOWN) |
pants |
#bride #coy-pants #dongs #fashion #fonzie #happy-days #mountain-background #pants-solo #upskirt #wedding |
|
4,701 | 11/2/2011 | call off your balls pants: THESE BALLS AREN'T SO SCARY AFTER ALL
pants: LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE SO CUTE AND OWWWWW GOD GET THEM OFF
pants: OWWWWW CALL OFF YOUR BALLS WHOA HEY OWWWW |
pants |
#balls #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
4,702 | 11/3/2011 | get lamp spigot: GET LAMP
spigot: READ BACK OF LAMP
spigot: PUT LAMP BACK ON BLOCKBUSTER SHELF |
spigot |
#blockbuster #die-trying #infocom #lamp #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
4,703 | 11/4/2011 | scrapbooking deuce: SPIGOT SUCKS COCK
spigot: THAT'S GOING IN THE SCRAPBOOK |
deuce spigot |
#cocksucking #deuce-spigot #scrapbook #woodring-field-background |
|
4,704 | 11/5/2011 | mid-sentence spigot: STOMPING YOUR THROAT MID SENTENCE!!!!!!!!!!! LOL |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #stomping #violence #woodring-room-background |
|
4,705 | 11/6/2011 | unix poweruser spigot: I'M A UNIX POWERUSER WITH A MOUTH FULL OF FUCKING BALLS |
spigot |
#balls #poweruser #spigot-solo #unix #woodring-field-background |
|
4,706 | 11/7/2011 | caught in the sprinklers deuce: OH NO THE SPRINKLERS TURNED ON
deuce: THEY CAUGHT ME |
deuce |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #sfw #sprinklers |
|
4,707 | 11/8/2011 | porn 911 spigot: EMERGENCY PORN IN THE BOX
spigot: CRITICAL LIFE-SAVING JERKABLES |
spigot |
#emergency #mousehole #porn #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
4,708 | 11/9/2011 | easter ham spigot: SERIOUSLY WHO'S UP FOR HAM AT MY MOTHER'S HOUSE THIS EASTER
spigot: DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T ENJOY HAM
spigot: STAY BACK GET OFF HURFFFFFFFFFFF HURP HONK BONK |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #easter #food #ham #honk #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
4,709 | 11/10/2011 | this is jnn pants: BUT FIRST THE NEWS
pants: IN TODAY'S HEADLINES
pants: LKSDFJLSDF JSODF* AGLIHALG JO)&DFY YUAGHALG O*FY SOPDFHS (D*F HSODFBSL |
pants |
#headlines #jnn #line-noise #news #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,710 | 11/11/2011 | when spread on bread net: MY JIZZ RESEMBLES MAYONNAISE WHEN SPREAD ON BREAD
net: DO YOU THINK THAT'S CAUSE FOR ALARM?
net: OK BRING ON THE BIG SLAPPITY DICKS AND FOAMY POO |
net |
#alarm #dicks #jizz #mayonnaise #net-solo #poo #woodring-room-background |
|
4,711 | 11/12/2011 | truck month spigot: ALL I REMEMBER IS HOW MY ASS AND MOUTH AND LEGS HURT AND THAT IT WAS TRUCK MONTH AT MY NORTHERN CALIFORNIA MAZDA DEALER |
spigot |
#beeline #big-stall #car-dealership #northern-california-mazda-dealer #spigot-solo #truck-month |
|
4,712 | 11/13/2011 | that's right pants: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
deuce: THAT'S RIGHT BUDDY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #fuck #huffy-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,713 | 11/14/2011 | wait i got confused spigot: BE GAY WITH ME ABOVE OVER AND ACROSS MY BALLS FACE AND HEAD AND REPEAT MY INSTRUCTIONS BACK TO ME
deuce: T SPIGOT ACROSS AND OVER AND TOWARD AND HONK AND WAIT I GOT CONFUSED LET'S START OVER |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #balls #be-gay-with-me #deja-vu #deuce-spigot #honk #prepositions #woodring-room-background |
|
4,714 | 11/15/2011 | the patriot pants: ARE YOU MEL GIBSON IN THE PATRIOT ???
deuce: I'M THINKING YES |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #gay-ghosts #ghost #movies #single-panel #woodring-field-background |
|
4,715 | 11/16/2011 | oysters for breakfast pants: THE TASTE OF SEMEN AND THE CONSISTENCY OF A GARDEN SLUG??????????
pants: SIGN ME UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
pants |
#oysters #pants-solo #semen #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,716 | 11/17/2011 | harriet the fat spy spigot: HARRIET THE FAT SPY
spigot: I SPY PIE
spigot: I SEE CAKES OVER THERE |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #cakes #harriet #pie #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
4,717 | 11/18/2011 | going on this spigot: WE NEED MORE AEROSOL FOODS AND WE NEED THEM AIMED AT MY MOUTH
spigot: CAN WE GET A ROUND TABLE GOING ON THIS |
spigot |
#aerosol #deja-vu #round-table #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
4,718 | 11/19/2011 | entering your airspace pants: I AM ENTERING YOUR AIRSPACE
deuce: I AM FEELING YOUR PRESENCE, TRACKING YOU ON RADAR DESPITE YOUR STEALTH CAPABILITY SINCE YOU ARE SHOUTING AND FLAILING LIKE A COCKSUCKER |
deuce pants |
#airspace #angry-panel #atc #aviation #cocksucker #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #radar #shouting #stealth #woodring-field-background |
|
4,719 | 11/20/2011 | no mop deuce: SHUT
pants: NO MOP IS SAFE FROM MY URINE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mop #mop-pissing #shut #urine #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,720 | 11/21/2011 | our true nature deuce: FINALLY SPIGOT'S GONE SO WE CAN REVERT TO OUR TRUE NATURE:
deuce: CONTAMINATED PUDDLES OF SUPERFLUID LIQUID HELIUM |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #fannypack #helium #mousehole #physics #sfw #superfluid #woodring-room-background |
|
4,721 | 11/22/2011 | the best thing that ever happened to us pants: SO UH
pants: WHERE DO I END AND YOU BEGIN
pants: THIS TRANSPORTER ACCIDENT MIGHT BE THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO US |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #sfw #star-trek #transporter-accident #woodring-field-background |
|
4,722 | 11/23/2011 | as big as your mouth spigot: MY BALLS ARE AS BIG AS YOUR MOUTH
deuce: YES
deuce: YES THEY ARE |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #balls #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-spigot #mouth #nuts-of-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,723 | 11/24/2011 | i can imagine deuce: HEY IN STAR TREK WHEN THOSE GUYS ARE IN A SHUTTLECRAFT WHAT DO THEY DO IF THEY HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT
deuce: I MEAN I CAN IMAGINE WHEN THEY NEED TO PISS THEY JUST SPRAY IT ALL OVER WORF BUT I MEAN WHERE CAN YOU SQUAT DOWN IN THERE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #piss #star-trek #woodring-room-background #worf |
|
4,724 | 11/25/2011 | important pancakes spigot: ALL THAT CURLY-BRACED JAVA / C / PERL / APPLESCRIPT / M4 CRAP CAN JUST GO RIGHT DOWN THE TOILET BECAUSE I HAVE IMPORTANT PANCAKES TO FLIP AND FLAP |
spigot |
#apple #applescript #c #curly-braces #java #macintosh #pancakes #perl #programming #spigot-solo #unix #woodring-field-background |
|
4,725 | 11/26/2011 | just now deuce: I THREW UP JUST NOW
spigot: BLUHUGHUP HOLD MY HAIR OUT OF THE TOILET |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #physical-comedy #sick #toilet #vomit #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,726 | 11/27/2011 | he defaults to beating off deuce: I DEFAULT TO BEATING OFF
deuce: BEATING OFF MORE (RAISING VOICE)
pants: I SAID A WATER SAMPLE YOU IDIOT
spigot: CAT DANDER
pants: ON A BONG WITH NO NAME |
deuce pants spigot |
#america #beating-off #bong #deuce-pants-spigot #horse-with-no-name #huffy-pants #masturbation #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
|
4,727 | 11/28/2011 | pop a load on my face spigot: POP A LOAD ON MY FACE AND TAKE ME TO THE ANTIQUE STORE
pants: YOU HEARD THE MAN
pants: T SPIGOT HELPING YOUR CAUSE
spigot: T PANTS NO YOU ARE NOT |
spigot |
#antiques #facial #pants-spigot #woodring-field-background |
|
4,728 | 11/29/2011 | at least they wrapped a big bow around it pants: SOMEBODY'S GOT SOMETHING UP ME
pants: OOOOH A FIST
pants: AT LEAST THEY WRAPPED A BIG BOW AROUND IT: SOME MANNER OF HOLIDAY REAMABLE |
pants |
#bow #christmas #coy-pants #fist #fisting #holiday #insertion #pants-solo #present #reamable #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,729 | 11/30/2011 | are we not done pants: I'LL BET SHE SUCKS A LITTLE DICK BUT NOT MUCH
deuce: ARE WE NOT DONE WITH THIS YET |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicklicking #duh #grr #woodring-field-background |
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4,730 | 12/1/2011 | not wearing a shirt pants: T DEUCE YOUR X-RAY VISION WILL BE THE DEATH OF US ALL
deuce: T PANTS I ABJECTLY APOLOGIZE BUT AM STILL LOOKING AT YOUR TITS (UNDERNEATH YOUR SHIRT)
deuce: OH WAIT YOU'RE NOT WEARING A SHIRT
pants: ALSO I SLICED OFF MY BOOBIES |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #shirtless #tits #woodring-field-background #x-ray |
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4,731 | 12/2/2011 | ntsb deuce: BWOOP BWOOP
deuce: BWOOP BWOOP / PULL UP
deuce: BWOOP BWOOP / PULL UP |
deuce |
#aviation #deuce-solo #gcws #ntsb #sfw #sully #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,732 | 12/3/2011 | gape is a girl's best friend spigot: WHO CAN TURN A GAP
spigot: INTO A GAPE |
spigot |
#gape #gentlemen-prefer-blondes #singing #spigot-solo #willy-wonka #woodring-field-background |
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4,733 | 12/6/2011 | must get home deuce: MUST GET HOME, BEAT OFF TO ACCUMULATED/NEGLECTED PORN
deuce: MUST GET HOME, BEAT OFF TO ACCUMULATED/NEGLECTED PORN
deuce: MUST GET HOME, BEAT OFF TO ACCUMULATED/NEGLECTED PORN
deuce: MUST GET HOME, BEAT OFF TO ACCUMULATED/NEGLECTED PORN
deuce: MUST GET HOME, BEAT OFF TO ACCUMULATED/NEGLECTED PORN
deuce: MUST GET HOME, BEAT OFF TO ACCUMULATED/NEGLECTED PORN |
deuce |
#beating-off #deuce-solo #multiplicity #porn #repetition #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,734 | 12/7/2011 | knock knock spigot: KNOCK KNOCK
deuce: WHO'S THERE
deuce: [REGRETTING IT ALREADY]
spigot: FUCKING FAGGOT
spigot: RUNNING AWAY |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #faggot #joke #knock-knock #nuggh #physical-comedy #plant #prank #regret #woodring-field-background |
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4,735 | 12/8/2011 | extra pancake sauce deuce: I WOULD LIKE EXTRA PANCAKE SAUCE
pants: SET THE CONTROLS FOR THE HEART OF THE TOILET |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #pancakes #pink-floyd #sauce #toilet #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,736 | 12/9/2011 | cave paintings pants: EATING IT
pants: SMEARING IT
pants: DRAWING THE WORDS "HELP DEUCE IS RAPING ME" IN IT ON THE WALL
deuce: GHLAGHLAUHGLAG |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #rape #smearing #woodring-field-background |
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4,737 | 12/10/2011 | can he eat it pants: T DEUCE CAN I EAT IT
deuce: T PANTS YOU CAN TRY SIR |
deuce pants |
#apple #attempted-eating #clarus #cowdog #deuce-pants #eating #edibility-testing #food #moof #snacking #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,738 | 12/11/2011 | your waiter this evening pants: HI EVERYBODY I'M PANTS FROM JERKCITY
pants: I'LL BE YOUR WAITER THIS EVENING
pants: OUR SPECIALS ARE THE VARIED LUMPS ON MY DICK EACH ONE WEIRDER THAN THE LAST |
pants |
#dicks #lumps #pants-from-jerkcity #pants-solo #specials #title-mismatch #waiter #woodring-room-background |
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4,739 | 12/13/2011 | a quick call spigot: CAN YOU DO THAT
spigot: IS THAT ON THE MENU
spigot: SHOULD WE HOP ON A QUICK CALL |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #buzzwords #quick-call #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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4,740 | 12/14/2011 | both of those things pants: COCKS, FAGS
deuce: BOTH OF THOSE ARE HORRIBLE
pants: I KNOW |
deuce pants |
#cocks #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fags #i-know #woodring-field-background |
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4,741 | 12/15/2011 | sucks to be me spigot: SUCKS TO BE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: SO UTTERLY AND COMPLETELY SUCKS TO BE ME MYSELF AND I, YOURS TRULY
spigot: FAT FLOPPY FARTS |
spigot |
#farts #fat #self-pity #spigot-solo #sucking #woodring-field-background |
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4,742 | 12/16/2011 | resume pants: SHOULD I INCLUDE MY LOVE FOR COCK IN MY RESUME?
pants: A PROSPECTIVE EMPLOYER SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THESE THINGS
pants: AFTER ALL, THIS IS AMERICA |
pants |
#cocks #employment #pants-solo #resume #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,743 | 12/17/2011 | what kind pants: WHAT KIND OF ASPY ARE YOU
deuce: AN ASPIE WITH AN UNBEATOFF DICK |
deuce pants |
#asperger-syndrome #aspergers #aspergers-syndrome #aspie #autism #autism-spectrum-disorder #deuce-pants #fonts #unbeatoff-dick |
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4,744 | 12/18/2011 | elaborate please pants: CHOKE IT DOWN
spigot: PWOMP
deuce: ELABORATE PLEASE |
deuce pants spigot |
#choke-it-down #deuce-pants-spigot #onomatopoeia #woodring-room-background |
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4,745 | 12/19/2011 | nut crunch spigot: T KELLOGGS DO YOU HAVE TO CALL IT NUT CRUNCH
spigot: IS THERE NO OTHER |
spigot |
#cereal #kelloggs #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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4,746 | 12/20/2011 | shemale porn deuce: I THINK MY COMPUTER HAS BEEN HACKED BECAUSE I'M VERY SURE I DIDN'T DOWNLOAD THIS SHEMALE PORN
deuce: HOWEVER I'LL ADMIT TO THE COMPUTER-GENERATED PORN BUT JUST BECAUSE I WAS THINKING ABOUT CHUN LI
deuce: WHO YA TALKIN' TO [EXPURGATED] |
deuce |
#chun-li #deuce-solo #porn #shemales #street-fighter #ts #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,747 | 12/21/2011 | bloggers are people too deuce: FURRY BLOGGERS
deuce: DIAPER FETISH BLOGGERS
deuce: POLITICAL BLOGGERS <-- PUNCHLINE
pants: BUT I |
deuce pants |
#blog #deuce-pants #diaper-fetish #furries #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,748 | 12/22/2011 | the hills are alive revisited (another beautiful musical) spigot: BIG FAT BONERS IN MY FACE
spigot: DOO DAH
spigot: DOO DAH |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #camptown-races #singing #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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4,749 | 12/23/2011 | form a line to the left pants: MY TURN
pants: HURFF DUH BLURFFF
pants: OKAY WHO'S NEXT |
pants |
#blurf #duh #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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4,750 | 12/24/2011 | b&b spigot: HANDS UP WHO WANTS TO TOUR A QUAINT SEASIDE BED & BREAKFAST & BALLS |
spigot |
#balls #bed #bed-and-breakfast-and-balls #breakfast #hands-up #quaint #seaside #spigot-solo #tour #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,751 | 12/25/2011 | xmas 2011 pants: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: FROM THE CAST OF JERKCITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: I CAN'T GET HARD UNLESS YOU BEAT ME WITH AN ELECTRIC COR{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{NO CARRIER |
pants |
#cant-beat-off-if #christmas #christmas-tree-lights #huffy-pants #modem #no-carrier #nsfw #pants-solo #photo #porn |
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4,752 | 12/26/2011 | yet another public service announcement pants: PEOPLE OF EARTH
pants: PLEASE JOIN US IN GAYNESS:
pants: AT MINECRAFT.JERKCITY.COM WHERE PEOPLE ARE BUILDING GIANT COCKS ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE (REPEAT: ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE) [SERIOUSLY THEY ARE FUCKING EVERYWHERE] |
pants |
#announcement #cafe-d-nuts #everywhere #minecraft #minecraft-background #pants-solo |
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4,753 | 12/27/2011 | he has a question : DEUCE RAISES HIS HAND
deuce: I HAVE A QUESTION
spigot: ***BUSTY** AMATEURS WITH TINY TITTIES |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #mountain-background #porn |
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4,754 | 12/28/2011 | time to sing spigot: TIME TO SING
spigot: I CHOKE DOWN COCK
spigot: I CHOKE DOWN SNACKS
spigot: I PUT THEM DOWN / ON MY INCOME TAX |
spigot |
#fatness #original-song #singing #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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4,755 | 12/29/2011 | i think i need a kernel patch net: I'M WRITING A 3D GAME FOR LINUX BUT HAVE RUN INTO A PROBLEM
net: I KEEP GETTING UNRESOLVED SYMBOL "SIN" FROM THE COMPILER
net: CAN SOMEONE HELP ME I THINK I NEED A KERNEL PATCH
net: ALSO STRCPY("DONGS", "BONGS") DOESN'T SEEM TO WORK EITHER
net: MAYBE A GLIBC2 BUG??!??!??! |
net |
#bug-report #c #cropped #game-dev #linux #net-solo #programming #woodring-field-background |
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4,756 | 12/30/2011 | the only way i know how pants: T DEUCE PLEASE DON'T BEAT ME OFF IN ANGER
deuce: T PANTS THAT IS THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #handjob #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,757 | 12/31/2011 | he's a toilet deuce: I'M A TOILET
pants: I MUST USE YOU
deuce: PLEASE FLUSH AFTERWARDS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #toilet #woodring-stairs-background |