No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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4,758 | 1/1/2012 | a ride home and a shirt spigot: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I'M DOING ON THE CAMPUS THIS LATE, I'M ASKING FOR A RIDE HOME AND A SHIRT
pants: YOU'RE SOAKING WET
pants: WHAT HAPPENED
spigot: JUST DRIVE
pants: HOW DID YOU GET A BLACK EYE
spigot: I'VE GOT A BLACK EVERYTHING SERIOUSLY JUST GO FAST
pants: THERE'S TOILET PAPER STUCK TO YOUR SHOE
spigot: UH THANKS
pants: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BUS MONEY
spigot: I LOST IT
spigot: I MEAN SPENT IT
spigot: ON SOMETHING
pants: OH LOOK THE SUN'S COMING UP
pants: WELL COME ON I'LL TAKE YOU TO DENNYS AND BUY YOU A GRAND SLAM
spigot: I REALLY JUST NEED TO GET HOME AND BRUSH MY TEETH FOR AWHILE
spigot: TOOTH
pants: YOUR NECK LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY WAS CHOKING YOU
spigot: I RAN INTO A DOOR
spigot: SORT OF A CAR DOOR |
pants spigot |
#all-nine-character-expressions #coy-pants #huffy-pants #mountain-background #overlong #pants-spigot #sfw #toilet #weird-pants-face |
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4,759 | 1/2/2012 | all done deuce: OKAY DONE JERKING
pants: SUPER |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #jerking #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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4,760 | 1/3/2012 | apology accepted pants: I'M SORRY WE FOUGHT
pants: LET'S BE FRIENDS
pants: ALLOW ME TO GIVE YOU HEAD IN A COUNTY-MANAGED STATE PARK |
pants |
#cocksucking #edited #hand-drawn #pants-solo #poo #woodring-room-background |
|
4,761 | 1/4/2012 | the further adventures of spigot the bear spigot: I BONKED MY HEAD |
spigot |
#bad-crop #injury #sfw #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #woodring-room-background |
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4,762 | 1/5/2012 | pap smears pants: PAP SMEARS FOR ALL
: PANTS LEFT THE ROOM.
deuce: PHEW
deuce: PERSONALLY I NEVER LIKED HIS PAP SMEARS I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE DID A LOUSY JOB |
deuce pants |
#caption #deuce-pants #gynecology #pap-smears #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
4,763 | 1/6/2012 | such is the life pants: SUCH IS THE WIND-BLOWN LIFE OF A SAILOR |
pants |
#lifestyle #pants-solo #sailor #sfw #the-wind-blown-life-of-a-sailor #woodring-field-background |
|
4,764 | 1/7/2012 | pet the kitty deuce: T PANTS I HAVE A KITTY
deuce: PET THE KITTY
pants: PISS ALL OVER THE FUCKIN' FLOOR
deuce: FUCK YEAH |
deuce pants |
#blue-background #deuce-pants #kitty #piss |
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4,765 | 1/8/2012 | that's what it says atandt: I CAN SURE SUCK SOME DICK: AT LEAST THAT WHAT IS SAYS IN STALL 4
pants: I WROTE THAT
pants: IS THIS VI
pants: :WQ
deuce: FAG |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-pants #bathroom #multiple-backgrounds #typo #unix #vi |
|
4,766 | 1/9/2012 | okay now spigot: OKAY NOW I'M AN AMBULANCE
spigot: OKAY NOW I'M A SCHOOLBUS ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
spigot: HEY LOOK AT ALL THE POLYGONS MMF URF STUFFING DONUTS INTO ME |
spigot |
#diarrhea-background #food #polygons #sfw #spigot-solo #stuffing #uncategorized-background |
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4,767 | 1/10/2012 | don't look down spigot: HURMPH URMPH
spigot: BLKRJW: OIUW$;N %B(* Q+%_) N8934 -=YHRE |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #white-background |
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4,768 | 1/11/2012 | and i mean now deuce: EVERYONE SUCK ON IT
deuce: AND I MEAN NOW PEOPLE |
deuce |
#cocksucking #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #grapes #photo-background |
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4,769 | 1/12/2012 | public vegetable spigot: CLASS POTATO : PUBLIC VEGETABLE
spigot: POTATO(); ~POTATO();
spigot: PUBLIC: BOOLEAN IS_IT_A_BLACK_GIRL(VOID); |
spigot |
#programming #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
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4,770 | 1/13/2012 | please remember this deuce: PLEASE REMEMBER THIS:
deuce: MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS
deuce: PLEASE ACCEPT THIS APOLOGY ON BEHALF OF MY BALLS, THEY HAVE BEEN OVERWORKED AND OVERWROUGHT AND DO NOT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THAT IT IS NOT APPROPRI MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #deuces-balls #grey-background #nuts-of-deuce #repetition |
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4,771 | 1/14/2012 | all aboard spigot: WE CHIPPED IN AND BOUGHT YOU A LENGTH OF ROPE |
spigot |
#bad-crop #nuggh #sfw #spigot-solo #suicide |
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4,772 | 1/15/2012 | here's to hoping deuce: T PANTS COULD YOU MODEL MY NUTS OR NO
pants: HERE'S TO HOPING
pants: AND CHOKING |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #blue-background #deuce-pants #nuts |
|
4,773 | 1/16/2012 | warm up spigot: AND A ONE AND A TWO AND A
spigot: BA-GURRRRRRK |
spigot |
#grey-background #sfw #spigot-solo |
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4,774 | 1/17/2012 | a bear named spigot : SPIGOT SIGHS
: SPIGOT WAITS A BEAT
: SPIGOT THROWS UP |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #caption #red-background #sfw #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #vomit |
|
4,775 | 1/18/2012 | a helpful hint spigot: HINT: I'M SUCKING YOU RIGHT NOW (LOOK DOWN)
spigot: SURPRISE
spigot: AND JUST LIKE THAT HE WAS GONE |
spigot |
#cocksucking #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
4,776 | 1/19/2012 | are you ready part 1 deuce: ARE YOU READY TO **RUMBLE** ?!?!?!?
atandt: IF BY RUMBLE YOU MEAN TAKE IT IN THE ASS IN THE ALLEY..... WELL NO
deuce: THIS ISN'T GOING THE WAY I PLANNED
atandt: IF YOU ASKED IN LOWERCASE THEN MAYBE
deuce: ALAS I AM NOT ALLOWED TO USE LOWERCASE DUE TO ONGOING LITIGATION |
atandt deuce |
#lowercase #series #woodring-stairs-background #wrestling |
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4,777 | 1/20/2012 | are you ready (part 2) deuce: SO: ARE ***YOU*** READY TO RUMBLE ?!?!?!?
atandt: I AM BREAKING DOWN AND SAYING YES
deuce: WHOO HOOO
atandt: FOLKS... I'LL BE IN THE ALLEY FOR THE NEXT
deuce: POUNDING ENSUES |
atandt deuce |
#folks #series #woodring-stairs-background #wrestling |
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4,778 | 1/21/2012 | i do not follow net: IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY DICK IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW I'D BE FLAT FUCKING BROKE (HINT)
pants: I DO NOT FOLLOW BUT I AM WILLING TO STEP UP TO THE PLATE |
net pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #dicklicking #net-pants #tits #white-background |
|
4,779 | 1/22/2012 | under stood pants: WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE COCKS WHY COCKS HOW COCKS COCKS
pants: COCKS
pants: YOU SEE WHAT I'M GETTING AT HERE
deuce: UNDERSTOOD |
deuce pants |
#background #cocks #deuce-pants #joy-division #yellow |
|
4,780 | 1/23/2012 | progress report pants: DICKS
pants: THEN MORE DICKS
pants: THEY DON'T / DO NOT STOP |
pants |
#dicks #pants-solo #white-background |
|
4,781 | 1/24/2012 | then i really have to deuce: YOU'RE THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE
spigot: I CAN BE QUEER UNTIL SEINFELD THEN I REALLY HAVE TO GET A BUS HOME |
deuce spigot |
#bus #deuce-spigot #gay #seinfeld #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,782 | 1/25/2012 | fired from jerkcity spigot: I WAS A LOYAL DEDICATED AND OFTEN VERY STONED EMPLOYEE AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET ??????????????????
spigot: HONK BONK FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST |
spigot |
#christ #employment #fired #honk #marijuana #spigot-solo #stoned #stray-dot #white-background |
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4,783 | 1/26/2012 | an all-new murphy brown deuce: GHALGHALUGHLAHGLAG
spigot: WILL YOU PLEASE FUCKING SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO WATCH ALL NEW MURPHY BURPHY
spigot: HURFY DURFY MURFY SOMETHING
deuce: YOU'RE CONFUSING ME
spigot: I THINK I HAVE BRAIN CANCER OR WHATEVER |
deuce spigot |
#aphasia #black-background #cancer #deuce-spigot #durf #fucking-shut-up #murphy-brown |
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4,784 | 1/27/2012 | you're in the army now pants: MY BONER IS STANDING AT ATTENTION
pants: THEREFORE YOU SHOULD SALUTE IT
pants: OFFICER ON DECK
deuce: HERE WE GO AGAIN |
deuce pants |
#army #blue-background #boner #deck #deuce-pants #officer #salute |
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4,785 | 1/28/2012 | so long spigot: THANKS FOR ALL THE MORNINGS OF NOTHING EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE MY FUCKING BONER
spigot: IF WE WIN THE LOTTERY, WE'RE SPLITTING IT AND SAYING GOODBYE
spigot: SO LONG FATTY |
spigot |
#black-background #spigot-solo |
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4,786 | 1/29/2012 | ahem pay attention pants: MOUTH
pants: PAY ATTENTION TO MY MOUTH
pants: IT'S ROUND LIKE AN O |
pants |
#mouth-of-pants #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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4,787 | 1/30/2012 | cocaine + dick = boom deuce: WHAT HAPPENS IF I INJECT THIS COCAINE INTO MY DICK
: PANTS STANDS BACK
deuce: KABOOM |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #caption #cocaine #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,788 | 1/31/2012 | in the plugin folder spigot: DO I PUT THE PLUGIN INTO THE PLUGINS FOLDER OR SHOVE IT DIRECTLY UP MY BIG FAT ASS
deuce: AND THAT'S PRETTY MUCH WHEN THE COCKS COME CHIRPING THROUGH MY WINDOW
spigot: I JUST CAN'T DECIDE FOR THE LOVE OF HOLY CHRIST |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #cocks #deuce-spigot #mousehole #plugin #poo #woodring-room-background |
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4,789 | 2/1/2012 | willing to take that risk pants: 4 COCKS AT ONCE ???
pants: ALL RIGHT
pants: BUT I WILL BURN OUT IF NOT PROPERLY OILED OR OTHERWISE MAINTAINED
deuce: I AM WILLING TO TAKE THAT RISK |
deuce pants |
#bangers #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #maintenance #mash #mountain-background #triple-asterisks |
|
4,790 | 2/2/2012 | stuck fast pants: TURN IT OFF
pants: NOW
pants: MY HAND IS CAUGHT |
pants |
#black-background #pants-solo #sfw |
|
4,791 | 2/3/2012 | oh yeah that's right spigot: YOU'RE SMOTHERING ME IN THIS RELATIONSHIP
deuce: OH YEAH THAT'S RIGHT YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A SKULL WITH A MOUTH NEVER MIND |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #mountain-background #relationship |
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4,792 | 2/4/2012 | hurrr furble dongs (spigot): THAT'S H-T-T-P COLON SLASH SLASH HURRRF URBLE DONGS
pants: DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS |
pants spigot |
#dongs #dress #fat #hurf #pants-spigot #self-conscious #weird-pants-face #whisper #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,793 | 2/6/2012 | mystery clonkings and bonkings spigot: CALLING THE IT GUY OVER AND ASKING HIM TO BLOCK LIVE JASMIN POPUPS
pants: MYSTERY CLONKINGS AND BONKINGS COMING FROM MY SPEAKERS, VOWING NEVER TO BE FOOLED AGAIN, PROMPTLY BEING FOOLED AGAIN |
pants spigot |
#blue-background #pants-spigot #porn #tech-support |
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4,794 | 2/7/2012 | days since accident pants: ANAL FACTORY
pants: HARDHAT REQUIRED
pants: DAYS SINCE ACCIDENT: 0 |
pants |
#accident #accident-counter #anal #anal-factory #days-since-accident #factory #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
4,795 | 2/8/2012 | more food for us net: I AM ENCOURAGING AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE TO KILL THEMSELVES
deuce: I MEAN IT ONLY MAKES SENSE: MORE FOOD FOR US |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #grey-background #suicide #upskirt |
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4,796 | 2/9/2012 | patiently waiting spigot: LIFTING A LEG AND TRYING TO FART BUT NOTHING HAPPENS WHILE ALL THE PROGRAMMERS FROM INDIA SIT QUIETLY
pants: WAITING PATIENTLY FOR THE FARTS |
pants spigot |
#farts #india #outsourcing #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,797 | 2/10/2012 | ow ow ow spigot: MORE PIZZA AND BEER PLEASE MY PANTS ARE FALLING DOWN
spigot: MOTE BUTTER}ED SCONES PLEASE}}}}} CAN';T FEEL MY LEGS}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
: Now chatting in room #test on jerkplay.jerkcity.com (COCKS) |
spigot |
#badly-pasted-title #beer #behind-the-scenes #bonequest-hi-fi #fatness #pizza #red-background #spigot-solo |
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4,798 | 2/11/2012 | did you say spigot: SPLURK SPLORT
spigot: SORRY DID YOU SAY 'NUT IN YOUR MOUTH' OR 'NOT IN YOUR MOUTH'
spigot: SPLOP SPLOSH |
spigot |
#jizz #mountain-background #mouth #spigot-solo |
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4,799 | 2/14/2012 | you heard the man deuce: I'M A QUARK-GLUON PLASMA
deuce: FUCK MY BROWN ASS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #fuck-my-brown-ass #mousehole #quantum #science #woodring-room-background |
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4,800 | 2/15/2012 | god wants you in church often pants: IT'S A MIRACLE MY MOUTH IS SO WIDE |
pants |
#99e99 #church #miracle #mouth-of-pants #pants-solo #religion #serpico #sfw #white-background |
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4,801 | 2/16/2012 | jerkcity: the movie spigot: THINKING HOW PLEASANT IT WOULD BE THROW A BIG AUSTIN INDIAN BLANKET OVER HER, ROLL HER UP INTO A VAN, GO FOR A DRIVE, DUMP HER INTO A PRE-MADE HOLE
pants: IN THE FILM VERSION THE AUDIENCE THINKS I'M RACING TO TEXAS TO STOP YOU BUT AFTER A SERIES OF FLASHBACKS IT BECOMES CLEAR I'M GOING THERE TO HELP YOU
:Microsoft Chat [X]
: /!\ The user pants is not connected.
: [ OK ] |
pants spigot |
#behind-the-scenes #blankets #flashback #indian-blanket #microsoft-chat #movies #not-connected #pants-spigot #typo #yellow-background |
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4,802 | 2/17/2012 | please return my coat spigot: I'LL BE HOLDING AN INFORMAL NETWORK SECURITY SEMINAR IN THE PARKING LOT DURING LUNCH
spigot: IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO BRING POTATO SALAD
spigot: ALSO WOULD THE PERSON WHO MASTURBATED ON MY DESK PLEASE RETURN MY COAT |
spigot |
#blue-background #masturbation #network-security #parking-lot #security #seminar #spigot-solo |
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4,803 | 2/18/2012 | damn straight deuce: NAZI MEMORABILIA
deuce: T PANTS I INVOKE MY FIFTH AMENDMENT RIGHT TO JERK OFF IN A PUBLIC PLACE
pants: [44$
deuce: DAMN STRAIGHT |
deuce pants |
#constitution #deuce-pants #fifth-amendment #nazi #public-masturbation #woodring-field-background |
|
4,804 | 2/19/2012 | yes and no deuce: ARE YOU GAY
spigot: YES AND NO
deuce: IN WHAT WAY
spigot: YES I'M GAY AND NO I DON'T HAVE CHANGE
deuce: HOW ABOUT BUS FARE
spigot: I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE TALKING TO YOU |
deuce spigot |
#bus-fare #change #deja-vu #deuce-spigot #photo-background |
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4,805 | 2/20/2012 | and that seemed to work just fine spigot: BLAHBLHABLHAB CAN'T SHUT UP ABOUT CURLY BRACES
spigot: I TRIED INDENTING THEM BUT IT JUST WOULDN'T WORK
spigot: THEN IT CAME OVER AND PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE AND THAT SEEMED TO WORK JUST FINE |
spigot |
#braces #curly #curly-braces #face #grey-background #programming #punch #sfw #spigot-solo |
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4,806 | 2/21/2012 | kinder but also gentler spigot: INTRODUCING A KINDER, GENTLER, MORE RELAXED DEUCE!!!! ONLY ON JERKCITY
deuce: HI EVERYBODY
deuce: I LIKE TO LAY ON THE GRASS AND WATCH THE CLOUDS OVERHEAD
deuce: :O) |
deuce spigot |
#black-background #cloud #deuce-spigot #emoticon #gentle-deuce #jerkcity-presents #sfw |
|
4,807 | 2/22/2012 | still gentle and kind deuce: I DREW A UNICORN |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #gentle-deuce #sfw #unicorns #woodring-field-background |
|
4,808 | 2/23/2012 | kind over matter deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY FUN??? FINGER PAINTING |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #finger-painting #gentle-deuce #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
4,809 | 2/24/2012 | a pox on your house pants: I HEAR THE DICKS COMING
pants: HIDE
atandt: A POX ON YOUR HOUSE |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #blue-background #dicks #pox |
|
4,810 | 2/25/2012 | it takes strength to be gentle and kind deuce: GUYS DID YOU TRY FARMVILLE? GOLLY GEE IT'S REALLY FUN |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #farmville #gentle-deuce #morrissey #mousehole #product-placement #sfw #the-smiths #woodring-room-background |
|
4,811 | 2/26/2012 | you might be a redneck spigot: IF YOU SUCK COCK AND THEN GET PURPLY AIDS BRUISES AT YOUR OWN WEDDING
spigot: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK
spigot: IF YOU SMEAR AND SMOOSH DOGSHIT ALL OVER YOUR NEW PICKUP TRUCK
spigot: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK
spigot: IF YOU *HOMPH* |
spigot |
#aids #dogshit #homph #jeff-foxworthy #pickup-truck #redneck #spigot-solo #stray-dot #wedding |
|
4,812 | 2/27/2012 | such a gentle soul deuce: THESE TULIPS REALLY SMELL NICE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #gentle-deuce #sfw #tulips #woodring-field-background |
|
4,813 | 2/28/2012 | wait 30 seconds spigot: CLICK HERE TO SKIP THIS AD OR WAIT 30 SECONDS.
spigot: FOLDING MY HANDS RESPECTFULLY SO THE CNET CONTENT PROVIDERS CAN EARN A LIVING
spigot: OTHERWISE IT'S STEALING FOLKS (STEALING) |
spigot |
#advertising #boner #cnet #folks #internet #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
4,814 | 2/29/2012 | kind and oh-so gentle deuce: I REALLY THINK THAT ANNE MCCAFFREY'S WORK IS UNDERRATED |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #fat-old-man #gentle-deuce #literature #pern #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,815 | 3/1/2012 | how the giraffe was made pants: BUT AS IT TURNED OUT THE DICKS AND PRICKS VANISHED THE MINUTE I RELEASED THEM INTO THE WATER, AND THAT'S HOW THE GIRAFFE WAS MADE |
pants |
#black-background #giraffe #pants-solo |
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4,816 | 3/2/2012 | kind, gentle deuce: I THINK I'LL SET ASIDE SOME TIME TO READ SOME POETRY |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #gentle-deuce #laughing-deuce #poetry #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,817 | 3/3/2012 | i honk like a goose spigot: PUMP ME SO FULL OF SPURT I HONK LIKE A GOOSE |
spigot |
#goose #honk #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,818 | 3/4/2012 | kind, gentle but also sensitive deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY LIKE??? THE LOOK ON CHILDREN'S FACES WHEN THEY GET ICE CREAM |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #filename #gentle-deuce #ice-cream #mousehole #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
4,819 | 3/5/2012 | shut up, boner spigot: AND I'M LIKE "YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT" BUT IT WON'T SHUT UP |
spigot |
#boner #candy #red-background #single-panel #spigot-solo |
|
4,820 | 3/6/2012 | positive, gentle and kind deuce: MAN THIS RUBIK'S CUBE IS REALLY HARD TO SOLVE, ANYONE GOT A CHEAT SHEET??? |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #gentle-deuce #rubiks-cube #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
4,821 | 3/7/2012 | i know what that is spigot: MORNING WOOD!!!!!!!!
spigot: I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: SORRY WRONG WINDOW |
spigot |
#morning-wood #spigot-solo #upskirt #window #wrong-window #yellow-background |
|
4,822 | 3/8/2012 | what a kind, gentle man we have in him deuce: RAINY DAYS SOMETIMES GET ME DOWN BUT NOT TODAY!!!
deuce: TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF THIS WEEK
(deuce): I HELPED AN OLD LADY CROSS THE STREET AND IT FELT REALLY GOOD |
deuce |
#banana #deuce-solo #gentle-deuce #sfw #stray-dot #whisper #wholesome #woodring-field-background |
|
4,823 | 3/9/2012 | minecraft.jerkcity.com pants: HI RANDS
spigot: HI RANDS
: Microsoft Chat [X]
: The user spigot is not connected.
: [ OK ] |
pants spigot |
#grey-background #microsoft #microsoft-chat #minecraft #pants-spigot #rands-mentioned #sfw |
|
4,824 | 3/10/2012 | gently and kindly deuce: I LIKE TO GO TO SPRINKLES AND WHISPER THE SECRET WORD TO GET A CUPCAKE
deuce: SOMEDAY I'LL GO TO MAGNOLIA IN NEW YORK CITY!!!
deuce: I'LL BE JUST LIKE THE GIRLS FROM SEX IN THE CITY |
deuce |
#cupcake #deuce-solo #gentle-deuce #sex-in-the-city #sfw #somber-deuce #woodring-field-background |
|
4,825 | 3/11/2012 | please keep the door closed pants: PLEASE KEEP THE DOOR CLOSED!!!! SUCKING THINGS OFF INSIDE, DON'T WANT TO LET THE JIZZ BUGS OUT |
pants |
#jizz #jizz-bugs #pants-solo #white-background |
|
4,826 | 3/12/2012 | sweet, kind and gentle deuce: I ENROLLED IN A NIGHT COURSE IN ALGEBRA BECAUSE MATH IS REALLY INTERESTING TO ME
deuce: SOMETIMES I LIKE TO LIE ON MY BACK IN THE GRASS AND STARE UP AT THE CLOUDS!!!! SOMETIMES I SEE THINGS LIKE ANIMALS AND THEY'RE REALLY FUNNY!!!
deuce: TOOK SOME VAGISIL AND THAT ISSUE WITH MY VAGINA CLEARED UP RIGHT AWAY!!!! MODERN MEDICINE IS AMAZING |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #clouds #deuce-pants #gentle-deuce #math #mountain-background #vagisil |
|
4,827 | 3/13/2012 | a gentle word, a kind look deuce: I LIKE MARSHMELLOW BROWNIES AND EASTER PEEPS AND CHEX MIX
deuce: ALL OUT OF CHEX MIX????
deuce: RRRRRR RAPING THE AIR |
deuce |
#chex-mix #deuce-solo #deucegrin #easter-peeps #gentle-deuce #mousehole #product-placement #rape #typo #woodring-room-background |
|
4,828 | 3/14/2012 | leave some for later deuce: DO THE WHOLE FUCKING VILLAGE
pants: HOW ABOUT INSTEAD WE DO SOME OF THE VILLAGE AND LEAVE SOME FOR LATER |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #platoon #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,829 | 3/15/2012 | can't even believe it pants: IT WAS YOU
pants: GODDAMNIT
pants: THIS WHOLE TIME
pants: CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE IT
pants: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING
pants: HOW COULD YOU
pants: I FEEL BETRAYED AND AROUSED
pants: BUT MOSTLY BETRAYED!!!!!!!! LET'S NOT GET OFF TRACK HERE |
pants |
#betrayal #boner #huffy-pants #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
4,830 | 3/16/2012 | oh cruel fate pants: HURRRRRRRRRRR
pants: MY SMOOTH BONER
pants: YOU'VE DISHONORED THIS TALKER AND THIS MUD AND THIS MOO
pants: NOW YOU MUST PAY
pants: PREPARE TO DIE
pants: OF ALL THE NERVE
pants: WHAT A REVOLTING DEVELOPMENT
pants: OH CRUEL FATE |
pants |
#boner #moo #mud #pants-solo #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
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4,831 | 3/17/2012 | really cram it down there for good measure pants: DOORKNOBS, TOILET SEATS
pants: I AM PRAYING, HOPING, LICKING |
pants |
#black-background #deja-vu #pants-solo #toilet #weird-pants-face |
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4,832 | 3/18/2012 | sock in the parking lot spigot: T PANTS THERE'S A SINGLE WHITE SOCK BEHIND MY DOWNSTAIRS COUCH, WONDERED IF IT'S THE ONE FROM THE PARKING GARAGE
pants: T SPIGOT THAT'S WHERE IT WENT [I SERIOUSLY LOST A SOCK AT YOUR HOUSE] [IT IS SAFE TO HANDLE]
pants: HANDLE/WRANGLE
spigot: STILL BEHIND COUCH |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #blue-background #pants-spigot #parking-lot #sfw #sock #sock-in-a-parking-lot |
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4,833 | 3/19/2012 | light saber pants: T DEUCE PLEASE STOP RATTLING YOUR "LIGHT SABER" IN MY FACE
deuce: VROOM VROING
deuce: I AM YOUR FATHER
pants: BONK POKE
deuce: VROING BRRRZT
pants: PLEASE STOP RAPING ME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #green-background #rape #star-wars |
|
4,834 | 3/20/2012 | connections spigot: THESE PRIMITIVE DIGGING INSTRUMENTS LATER GAVE WAY FOR ONE OF THE BIGGEST BREAKTHROUGHS OF ALL TIME: THE PORN SHOVEL |
spigot |
#porn #spigot-solo |
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4,835 | 3/21/2012 | either way deuce: LET'S MASTURBATE
pants: CAN'T WE DISCO DANCE INSTEAD
deuce: WHAT
deuce: YOU MEAN THEY AREN'T THE SAME THING |
deuce pants |
#aqua-background #deuce-pants #disco #masturbation |
|
4,836 | 3/22/2012 | hi jean-charles pants: CAN I TAKE THE JEAN-CHARLES TO THE BUSINESS DISTRICT TO SEE THE TRANNYAMERICA PYRAMID OR WHAT'S THE DEAL |
pants |
#atandt-pants #bay-area #jean-charles #minecraft #mountain-background #san-francisco #url |
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4,837 | 3/23/2012 | crown prince deuce: THIS IS NO WAY TO ADDRESS A CROWN PRINCE
pants: MY LIEGE
deuce: SUCK BALLS |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #balls #crown-prince #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #royal-protocol #white-background |
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4,838 | 3/24/2012 | actually anything but spigot: SUCKING DICK BEHIND THE SERVLETS
pants: ONE CLUSTER TO SUCK EVEN DICKS AND ONE CLUSTER TO SUCK ODD DICKS
pants: CAN'T WE JUST USE THE ALPHABET TO DIVIDE THEM UP - WAIT - WHY IS THE S CLUSTER OVERLOADED
deuce: A SERVER FEDERATION DEDICATED TO COCKSUCKING
deuce: YOU THINK THAT WAS ONE'S OVERLOADED CHECK OUT THE F
pants: MEH THEY SEEM FINE (THEY ARE ACTUALLY ANYTHING BUT) |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #devops #java #photo-background #typo |
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4,839 | 3/25/2012 | irreversibly retarded i guess deuce: PROVING ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT WE'RE IRREVERSIBLY RETARDED, I GUESS
pants: WE SHOULD PISS TOGETHER AND YOU SHOULD BE SITTING AND PUSHING YOUR DICK BETWEEN YOUR LEGS LIKE A WOMEN AND I'LL AIM THE PISS BETWEEN YOUR LEGS
deuce: THAT'S NOT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #photo-background #piss #typo #uncategorized-mosaic-background |
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4,840 | 3/26/2012 | 9'k9. spigot: GONNA LIVE BLOG ME BEATING OFF
spigot: L/
spigot: ;
spigot: 9'K9.
spigot: =-]-K |
spigot |
#blog #masturbation #spigot-solo |
|
4,841 | 3/27/2012 | as you and i are deuce: I JUST MISS YOU BOTH !!11111!!11
: PANTS LEFT THE ROOM.
deuce: T SPIGOT I DON'T THINK HE'S AS COMMITTED TO THIS RELATIONSHIP AS YOU AND I ARE (WHAT)
spigot: SAME HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
: SPIGOT LEFT THE ROOM
deuce: NOOOOOOOOOO |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #graffiti #photo-background |
|
4,842 | 3/28/2012 | sack-like pants: WAS RE: YOU IN A WOMAN'S DRESS
pants: NOT EVEN A FASHIONABLE DRESS JUST A PLAIN JANE DEPRESSION-ERA SACK
pants: HEY DON'T GET ME WRONG IT'S CLOTH NOT BURLAP
pants: BUT IT IS SACK-LIKE
pants: THE PATTERN COULD HAVE BEEN FROM SEARS OR MONTGOMERY WARDS
pants: HA HA I LIKE TO CALL IT MONTGOMERY ***WEIRD***
pants: BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE WEIRD PEOPLE BUY CLOTHES!!!!!!!!
pants: UNFASHIONABLE SACK CLOTHES |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fashion #grey-background #montgomery-ward #sears #sfw #was-re |
|
4,843 | 3/29/2012 | what's wrong with my suggestion spigot: SHOULD MY EHARMONY PROFILE SAY "I LIKE BURRITOS" OR "I HAVE A PASSION FOR BURRITOS"
deuce: A PALATE INCLINED TOWARD BURRITOS
pants: WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY SUGGESTION (BURRITOPHILE)
deuce: A DEEP APPRECIATION FOR THE SUBTLTIES IN AND AROUND BURRITOS - BURRITOESQUE
spigot: I GUESS I DON'T LIKE THEM THAT MUCH |
deuce pants spigot |
#burritos #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #eharmony #red-background |
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4,844 | 3/30/2012 | slowly dying inside deuce: CUT TO US SITTING ALONE, NOT SAYING ANYTHING, SLOWLY DYING INSIDE
deuce: YOU CAN'T SEE THE DYING INSIDE BUT IT'S IMPLIED BY THE CINEMATOGRAPHY |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #movies #sfw #white-background |
|
4,845 | 3/31/2012 | you fool pants: WHY IS TERRAFAG ABBREVIATED TO TB
deuce: IT'S TERAFAG YOU FOOL
deuce: YOU CRAZY BEAUTIFUL SEXY WONDERFUL FOOL |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #angry-panel #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #metric-prefix #terabyte #yellow-background |
|
4,846 | 4/1/2012 | for my birthday pants: WILL YOU BEAT ME OFF FOR MY BIRTHDAY
deuce: YOUR BIRTHDAY ISN'T FOR A LONG TIME (NEVER) |
deuce pants |
#birthday #black-background #deuce-pants |
|
4,847 | 4/2/2012 | need you to get a job spigot: WAKE UP
spigot: NEED YOU TO GET A JOB SO YOU CAN KEEP MY FACE FILLED WITH DICK
spigot: COULDN'T HELP NOTICING MY NUTS RIGHT THERE IN YOUR FUCKING FACE |
spigot |
#nuts #nuts-of-spigot #spigot-solo #stray-dot #woodring-field-background |
|
4,848 | 4/3/2012 | and then some pants: WHATCHA DOIN
spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP |
pants spigot |
#daddy #fucking-shut-up #pants-spigot #shut-up #woodring-field-background |
|
4,849 | 4/4/2012 | that's no bear pants: QUIET I THINK THERE'S A BEAR OUTSIDE OF OUR TENT
deuce: THAT'S NO BEAR |
deuce pants |
#bear #camping #deuce-pants #mousehole #tits #woodring-room-background |
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4,850 | 4/5/2012 | piss fetish deuce: MMMM WARM TANGY PEE
deuce: I MEAN GROSS EWWW WHO'D EVER DRINK PEE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drink-pee #fetish #pee #piss #warm-tangy-pee #woodring-den-background |
|
4,851 | 4/6/2012 | respect for this mall pants: SIR YOUR TICKET STUB SIR SIR
pants: EXCUSE ME I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU NICELY TO LEAVE
deuce: RUNNING AWAY
pants: PLEASE HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THIS MALL
spigot: COULD SOMEONE POINT ME IN THE GENERAL DIRECTION OF YE OLDE BATH SOAP SHOPPE |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #mall #sfw #ticket-stub |
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4,852 | 4/7/2012 | gay bee pants: HOLD VERY STILL THERE'S A GAY BEE BEHIND YOU
spigot: T PANTS GET IT OFF ME *BEEP*
spigot: *BEEP*
spigot: *BEEP*
pants: DON'T MOVE SERIOUSLY HE LOOKS REALLY GAY
spigot: *BEEP*
pants: IF I CAN CATCH IT I'LL PUT IT OUTSIDE |
pants spigot |
#bee #beep #blue-background #bonequest-hd #pants-spigot |
|
4,853 | 4/8/2012 | freaking out on the side of the road with a gun spigot: I'M NOT COMFORTABLE IN THIS HABITAT
pants: T SPIGOT I WANTED TO SPEND MORE TIME FREAKING OUT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD WITH A GUN |
pants spigot |
#green-background #gun #pants-spigot #poo |
|
4,854 | 4/9/2012 | huge amounts of spam deuce: GOOD LORD, ALT.BINARIES.PICTURES.CHARMAINE GETS HUGE AMOUNTS OF SPAM
spigot: BLHBLHB@!!!!!!
spigot: SING IT
spigot: LBHLASHGLBH AND THEN A @
deuce: T SPIGOT YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY IMPROVISING (AS BLHBLHB IS NOT LBHLASHGLBH) |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #green-background #porn #sfw #usenet |
|
4,855 | 4/10/2012 | drowned in the toilet pants: I AM A PROFESSIONAL MUSICIAN !!!!! MY LEAFBLOWER IS PART OF THE UNIFORM !!!!!! THESE TRUCKS AND THOSE JACKHAMMERS HAVE A PERMIT ISSUED BY THE KING ON HIGH HIMSELF !!!!!!!!!!
pants: CUTTING A HOLE INTO YOUR FLOOR WITH THE SAW-Z-ALL IN SEARCH OF THE BATCAVE BUT INSTEAD FINDING FRIGHTENED INDIAN NEIGHBORS AND EVENTUALLY 911
deuce: AND FINALLY SILENCE (DROWNED IN THE TOILET)
pants: FOUR MISTRIALS LATER |
deuce pants |
#batcave #batman #dc-comics #deuce-pants #drowning #grey-background #indian #jackhammer #leafblower #legal #mistrial #saw-z-all #sfw #toilet #uniform |
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4,856 | 4/11/2012 | fn = fn-1 + fn-2 deuce: STOP FIBONACCING PLEASE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #fibonacci-sequence #math #red-background |
|
4,857 | 4/12/2012 | my thoughts and feelings pants: HARD TO EXPRESS MY THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS WITH NUTS IN MY MOUTH |
pants |
#curly-braces #line-noise #mouth #mouth-of-pants #nuts #pants-solo #white-background |
|
4,858 | 4/13/2012 | we'd better get started pants: ARE YOU THE CHOSEN ONE
deuce: I BELIEVE SO
pants: I THINK WE'D BETTER GET STARTED THEN
deuce: VERY WELL |
deuce pants |
#chosen-one #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #sfw #yellow-background |
|
4,859 | 4/14/2012 | looking in the mirror spigot: I'M LOOKING IN THE MIRROR AND I JUST DON'T LIKE WHO I AM ANYMORE
deuce: SQUIP SQUIRP SQUIRP SQUIP |
deuce spigot |
#blue-background #body-dysmorphia #deuce-spigot #existential #sfw #squirp |
|
4,860 | 4/15/2012 | picture of a free mattress |
pants |
#mattress #picture #sfw |
|
4,861 | 4/16/2012 | if you touch my wiener deuce: IF YOU TOUCH MY WIENER IT PUFFS UP LIKE A PORCUPINE
deuce: OR A POPCORN KERNEL POPPING
deuce: OR A PEACOCK FLARING ITS FEATHERS
deuce: OR A RACCOON SUCKING DICK |
deuce |
#animals #boner #deuce-solo #dicksucking #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #fun-with-wildlife #minecraft-background #raccoon #wiener |
|
4,862 | 4/17/2012 | save our ship spigot: S9-23
spigot: 90GU3WQ]3WG
spigot: HELP SMURSHING |
spigot |
#red-background #sfw #spigot-solo |
|
4,863 | 4/18/2012 | left behind spigot: ALL MY PORNING IS WORTH IT IF I CAN I.D. PORN STARS JUST BY THE SPLATTERS THEY LEAVE BEHIND
spigot: THIS
spigot: IS
spigot: MY
spigot: LIFE |
spigot |
#existential #porn #spigot-solo #white-background |
|
4,864 | 4/19/2012 | can we just not fight spigot: CAN WE JUST NOT FIGHT IN FRONT OF THE DOG AND THE CAT ANYMORE
pants: I WOULD LIKE SOME PIE PLEASE
spigot: SOILING MYSELF
spigot: ME AGAIN
pants: I SAID PIE IT'S LIKE YOU PEOPLE DON'T LISTEN |
pants spigot |
#me-again #pants-spigot #pie #piss #soiling-myself #yellow-background |
|
4,865 | 4/20/2012 | handjobs pants: SQUIRK SQUIRK FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
deuce: I'M THINKING MORE: SQUIRK SQUIRK FART SQUIRK FARRRRRT SQUIRK FART SQUIRK FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SQUIRK RRRRRRRRRRRT SQUIRK FART FTTTHPHPHP SQUIRK SQUIRK FPTHTH FARRRRT SQUIRK FARRRRRRRRT ETC. |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #farts #high-res #riveting #woodring-field-background |
|
4,866 | 4/21/2012 | phoning it in pants: PISS MITTENS
deuce: YOU SEE THEY'RE MITTENS BUT THEY'RE PRIMARILY INTENDED TO CATCH/DEFLECT PISS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #green-background #piss |
|
4,867 | 4/22/2012 | candy for lunch pants: EATING PEPPERMINT PATTIES FOR LUNCH
spigot: I BROUGHT MILKY WAYS FROM HOME
spigot: THE FAGGOT COUSIN OF SNICKERS |
pants spigot |
#blue-background #candy #faggots #milky-way #pants-spigot #peppermint-patty #snickers |
|
4,868 | 4/23/2012 | just shiny atandt: I WOULD LIKE TO SHOW YOU MY SHINY WHITE BUM
deuce: IS IT NEW
atandt: JUST SHINY
deuce: THEN FUCK OFF |
atandt deuce |
#angry-panel #atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #fighting-irish-pose #grey-background |
|
4,869 | 4/27/2012 | the inside of me pants: EXPLORE THE INSIDE OF ME
pants: SOMEHOW
deuce: WITH SOME MANNER OF PROBE ????
pants: PERHAPS WITH ONLY A FIST |
deuce pants |
#blue-background #deuce-pants #fisting |
|
4,870 | 4/28/2012 | because of my bad attitude spigot: YOU'RE RAPING ME BECAUSE OF MY BAD ATTITUDE
spigot: AND YOU'RE RIGHT TO DO SO |
spigot |
#blue-background #rape #spigot-solo |
|
4,871 | 4/29/2012 | too late pants: I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO HIS TROUBLES
pants: INSTEAD OF PUNCHING AND FUCKING HIM |
pants |
#angry-panel #huffy-pants #pants-solo #regret #violence #white-background |
|
4,872 | 4/30/2012 | run-of-the-mill pants: LOOK WHAT HAPPENED
deuce: NOW IT'S ALL OVER |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #red-background #sfw |
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4,873 | 5/1/2012 | on the train tracks spigot: MY MOUTH REMAINS UNLOCKED DURING BUSINESS HOURS
spigot: IF 7-11'S ARE OPEN 24 HOURS, WHY CAN'T I STOP SUCKING COCK ON THE TRAIN TRACKS |
spigot |
#7-eleven #cocksucking #grey-background #spigot-solo |
|
4,874 | 5/2/2012 | pray under me pants: PRAY UNDER ME
pants: GO ON
pants: CLIMB DOWN
pants: THERE YOU GO
deuce: YOU'RE PEEING
pants: NOW: PRAY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #prayer #urine #yellow-background |
|
4,875 | 5/3/2012 | the dead parrot sketch spigot: LET'S ALL DO THE DEAD PARROT SKETCH
spigot: NO YOU DIDN'T
spigot: YES I DID
spigot: NO YOU HURPH FAGS IN MY MOUTH CAN'T BREATHE OR GET UP
spigot: I CALL IT MICRO$LOTH - NOTE THE DOLLAR SIGN |
spigot |
#microsoft #monty-python #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
4,876 | 5/4/2012 | you should be glad deuce: YOU SHOULD BE GLAD I DIDN'T TAKE A DUMP IN YOUR MOUTH |
deuce pants |
#black-background #coprophagia #defecation #deuce-pants #dump #mouth #shit |
|
4,877 | 5/6/2012 | not affiliated with the authors spigot: HEY EVERYONE!!!! I'M A FUCKING PEDOPHILE AND HERE ARE MY GIFS!!!! FUCK YOU TO THE FBI!!!!!!!
spigot: GOOGLE IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE AUTHORS OF THIS PAGE NOR RESPONSIBLE FOR ITS CONTENT.
deuce: SPIGOT WILL PLAY THE ROLE OF BOTH THE OFFENDING DICKHEAD AND THE GOOGLE CACHE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #woodring-room-background |
|
4,878 | 5/7/2012 | space station atandt atandt: I'M A SPACE STATION
deuce: I'M FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS |
atandt deuce |
#anal #black-background #space |
|
4,879 | 5/8/2012 | behind the curtain pants: HOLY SHIT
spigot: IS THIS THE GAY PARTY
pants: ARE YOU A COP
spigot: NO
pants: I'M HIDING BEHIND THE CURTAIN
spigot: GO CURTAIN |
pants spigot |
#cop #infocom #pants-spigot #party #yellow-background |
|
4,880 | 5/9/2012 | danny elfman's viscera spigot: OKAY THE CURTAIN RISES AND WE SEE A SINGLE GHOST FLOATING OVER A BATHHOUSE
spigot: THEN THE GHOST TAKES OFF HIS SHEET AND HE'S REALLY A BAT (OR SOMETHING)
spigot: WITH DANNY ELFMAN MUSIC
spigot: THEN THERE'S LIKE A SKELETON (OR NOT) AND MORE THINGS FLOAT AND JUMP AROUND
spigot: AND PUPPETS |
spigot |
#danny-elfman #ghost #musical #sfw #spigot-solo #viscera #woodring-field-background |
|
4,881 | 5/10/2012 | an old shirt deuce: TODAY I BROUGHT NEW LIFE TO THIS WORLD
deuce: I JUST JIZZED ON AN OLD SHIRT
pants: SCORE
deuce: FOR ITS BIRTHDAY I THREW IT IN THE TRASH: THAT'S ONE LESS SHIRT IN THIS WORLD |
deuce pants |
#birthday #coy-pants #deuce-pants #jizz #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,882 | 5/11/2012 | what if pants: WHAT IF FAGS LICK DICK WITHOUT THE PROPER LICENSES
deuce: CHEMICAL WEAPONS ATTACK |
deuce pants |
#chemical-weapons #deuce-pants #dicklicking #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
|
4,883 | 5/12/2012 | take me out spigot: BATTER BATTER BATTER BATTER BATTER SWING BATTER / YOUR FACE / THE GROUND / A TOOTH |
spigot |
#baseball #physical-comedy #spigot-solo #violence #white-background |
|
4,884 | 5/13/2012 | doo da pants: TO THE TUNE OF "YANKEE DOODLE DANDY":
pants: SPRAYING WINDEX UP MY DICK
deuce: DOO DA / DOO DA |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #blue-background #camptown-races #deuce-pants #singing #windex #yankee-doodle |
|
4,885 | 5/14/2012 | clown wise pants: I'M WEARING KNICKERS AND FISHSTICKS
pants: SOMEBODY CRAM ME CLOWNWISE
pants: FORCE ME TO THINK ABOUT WHAT I'VE DONE
pants: WE CAN ALL SHARE THE TITLE:
pants: "CLOWN PRINCE OF DICKLICKING"
pants: JESUS CHRIST HE'S GOT A FUCKING HERO SANDWICH HERE
pants: I'M WILLING TO BE A FUCKING JERKOFF
pants: SHOOT ME UP WITH PRICK |
pants |
#casino #clown #comics #coy-pants #dicklicking #funloving-nonsense #huffy-pants #joker #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
4,886 | 5/15/2012 | discreet blowjobs spigot: I SAID ****DISCREET**** BLOWJOBS AVAILABLE IN MY PARKING GARA-- SHOULD PROLLY KEEP MY VOICE DOWN |
spigot |
#cocksucking #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
4,887 | 5/16/2012 | this and also that deuce: YOU ARE A STUPID FUCKING WOMAN AND SHUT UP |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #misogyny #woodring-room-background |
|
4,888 | 5/17/2012 | your invention deuce: SHOW ME YOUR INVENTION
: PANTS WETS HIMSELF
deuce: REFUND
: PANTS WETS YOU
deuce: MOP |
deuce pants |
#caption #deuce-pants #mop #urine #woodring-room-background |
|
4,889 | 5/18/2012 | mom beats me pants: SO WARM I AM HIDING IN THE SERVER ROOM
pants: MY SHIRTLESS BODY GLISTENING WITH SWEAT
pants: SLOWLY WE MAKE LOVE
pants: I AM INSIDE YOU WITH THE FIST OF A RANCH-HAND WHO KNOWS HIS WAY AROUND TIMES SQUARE
pants: THEN I WAKE UP AND MOM BEATS ME FOR JACKING OFF IN THE LIVING ROOM |
pants |
#blue-background #domestic-violence #dream #jacking-off #masturbation #mom #pants-solo |
|
4,890 | 5/19/2012 | hoping it will go away deuce: SDFHLSFH SLFH SUFHS LFHSLFHLEK HF HELP ME LSHF LKSHSLFHDSLH UIFH SFLHS FSH HOLY GOD NOT WITH THE BIG AUSTRALIAN BOOT AGLH FHS LSFH SLHSL UHDFL HSLFH LSDHF LSFH HELP FLS HFLSHF SLFUH SFUH SLF F BREATHING SLOWLY NOW HOPING IT WILL GO AWAY LAH LSFHSLUFSD FHSL HLUFHSLFH SLUHFL SHEFH ELFHSLKF |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #grey-background #holy-god #physical-comedy |
|
4,891 | 5/20/2012 | y as in yes indeed spigot: FRESHLY BAKED DONGS!!!!!!!
spigot: GAY
deuce: AGREED
spigot: G AS IN GAY, A AS IN AM I GOING TO LICK A DICK? Y AS IN YES INDEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicklicking #freshly-baked #red-background |
|
4,892 | 5/21/2012 | amen to that brother deuce: HEAD?
spigot: BEFORE AND AFTER EVERY MEAL |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #blowjob #deuce-spigot #white-background |
|
4,893 | 5/22/2012 | my voice on radio pants: I AM PANTS FROM JERKCITY
pants: PERHAPS YOU'VE SEEN MY FACE ON TV
pants: OR HEARD MY VOICE ON RADIO |
pants |
#broadcast #pants-from-jerkcity #pants-solo #personality #radio #television #tits #yellow-background |
|
4,894 | 5/23/2012 | oh god pants: CAN YOU SEE I'M PLAYING DUCK DUCK DEUCE
pants: HOW DO YOU OH GOD
pants: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
pants: PLUMP DUMPLINGS
deuce: I ALWAYS WIN THIS GAME |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #black-background #deuce-pants #duck #duck-duck-deuce #duck-duck-goose #dumplings #plump |
|
4,895 | 5/24/2012 | you know what to do pants: I'LL FIGHT YOU TO DEATH FOR THE LAST PRICK IN THE ROOM
pants: A PLAY IN THREE ACTS
pants: YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
pants: ATTACH ME TO THE VACUMN CLEANER: I AM MADE FOR THIS SORT OF THING |
pants |
#pants-solo #pricks #safety-pirate #typo #vacuum #woodring-stairs-background #you-know-what-to-do |
|
4,896 | 5/26/2012 | a holiday tradition worth celebrating pants: SCARED
pants: OH WHAT THE HELL
pants: HAW HAWHAWH AWIH LAFIALFDH AILFSH DICKS |
pants |
#grey-background #pants-solo |
|
4,897 | 5/27/2012 | not heaven at all deuce: IS THIS HEAVEN
pants: IT MUST BE BECAUSE I SEE AN ANGEL
deuce: LGAGAGHLAGGAH HLGHGHLGHLGH GAHLAGHAG LHGAHLG MY JESUS GOD THIS IS NOT HEAVEN AT ALL
pants: HLAHGLAH GLAHLGHALGHLAH GLHAGLH LAHLAG THIS IS THE JERSEY TURNPIKE HALGHALUG |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #heaven #huffy-pants #jesus #new-jersey #red-background |
|
4,898 | 5/28/2012 | how can i navigate the net spigot: HOW CAN I NAVIGATE THE NET WHEN I CAN'T EVEN NAVIGATE MY NUTS
pants: IF YOU'D ONLY APPLY YOURSELF |
pants spigot |
#netscape-navigator #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #pants-spigot #white-background |
|
4,899 | 5/29/2012 | get your fucking shine box deuce: AND THEY GIGGLED LIKE SCHOOLGIRLS AT THEIR JOCULARITY AND DRANK MILKSHAKES TOGETHER AND WENT HOME BEFORE 10 PM AND PLAYED TIDDLY WINKS AND RISK
deuce: BILLY BATS CONQUERED ASIA ON TURN 5 BUT BUT MADE A PLAY FOR THE MIDDLE EAST WITHOUT PREPARING, SO JIMMY, HENRY, AND TOMMY UNITED AND ATTACKED HIM ON A TWO FRONT WAR AND TURNED THE TIDE
deuce: INSTEAD OF CONQUERING HIM AND THEN TURNING ON EACH OTHER THEY ALL GOT TO ROUGH PARITY AND THEN DECIDED TO DECLARE A FOUR-WAY ALLIANCE AND END AS FRIENDS [FREEZE FRAME] IT WAS OUTTA RESPECT |
deuce pants |
#blue-background #deuce-pants #goodfellas #risk |
|
4,900 | 5/30/2012 | add 1-3 inches pants: NEW MAIL: BIGGERNBETTERX@AOL.COM | ADD 1-3 INCHES TO YOUR PENIS! | 05/30/2012 18:29
pants: EXCITED
spigot: I HEAR THAT SHIT REALLY WORKS |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #black-background #pants-spigot #spam #viagra |
|
4,901 | 5/31/2012 | the point of a bigger dick pants: NOT SURE WHAT THE POINT OF A BIGGER DICK IS
pants: IF SHE SEES IT I'M GOING TO FUCK HER UP WITH IT
pants: SOME KIND OF FANTASYLAND WHERE NO MEANS NO |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #penis-enlargement #rape #white-background |
|
4,902 | 6/1/2012 | once or twice pants: THAT WAS BEFORE I RAPED THE PRIEST AND FED THE PIGEONS
spigot: I'VE HEARD THAT ONE ONCE OR TWICE (THREE TIMES) |
pants spigot |
#coy-pants #fat #pants-spigot #rape #white-background |
|
4,903 | 6/2/2012 | talk of pie pants: SO WHO WANTS PIE
deuce: DO I HAVE TO
pants: YES YOU DO |
deuce pants |
#black-background #deuce-pants #pie #sfw |
|
4,904 | 6/3/2012 | now you've gone and done it spigot: DAY SIX: WHEEZING A LITTLE BIT
spigot: DAY SEVEN: COCK AND NUTS FELL OFF IN THE TOILET
spigot: DAY EIGHT: MOSTLY JUST TIRED |
spigot |
#deja-vu #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #spigot-solo #toilet #white-background |
|
4,905 | 6/4/2012 | one out of three spigot: LET'S ALL ACT UP AND FIGHT AIDS AND LICK BALLS
pants: ONE OUT OF THREE AIN'T BAD |
pants spigot |
#aids #balls #black-background #pants-spigot |
|
4,906 | 6/5/2012 | pitchforks and torches deuce: AND WHILE YOU ARE DISTRACTED I ASSFUCK YOU
pants: PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES |
deuce pants |
#anal-sex #deuce-pants #pitchforks #torches #white-background |
|
4,907 | 6/6/2012 | caesar salad spigot: QUITTING JERKCITY AND WAITING TABLES
spigot: OUR SPECIAL TODAY IS MY PRICK IN YOUR FAT FACE WITH A CAESAR SALAD
pants: WE ARE PREDICTING THIRD STAGE SHUTDOWN AT ELEVEN MINUTES THIRTY-TWO SECONDS |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #black-background #caesar-salad #coy-pants #huffy-pants #pants-spigot |
|
4,908 | 6/7/2012 | you are go spigot: HEIL HITLER EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: YOU ARE GO FOR CABIN DEPRESSURIZATION |
pants spigot |
#aviation #black-background #game-of-thrones #hitler #pants-spigot |
|
4,909 | 6/8/2012 | strong evidence deuce: I HAVE STRONG EVIDENCE THAT PANTS IS MOSTLY FAT AND QUITE PROBABLY GAY |
deuce pants |
#black-background #coy-pants #deuce-pants #fat #gay #miscredited-character |
|
4,910 | 6/9/2012 | is it possible pants: FASTER-THAN-LIGHT TRAVEL
pants: IS IT POSSIBLE
pants: WAS RE: GAY RICKSHAWS |
pants |
#faster-than-light #gay #miscredited-character #pants-solo #piss #pop #relativity #rickshaw #science #science-fiction #soda #was-re #white-background |
|
4,911 | 6/10/2012 | god talks to me pants: GOD TOLD ME NOT TO TELL OTHERS I CAN HEAR HIM
deuce: IF HE WAS THE REAL GOD HE WOULD BE PROUD OF IT
pants: I MADE SURE IT WAS HIM !!! I'[M ALL LIKE DO THE WATER INTO PISS TRICK AND HE'S ALL OKAY AND THEN SUDDENLY PISS
deuce: YEAH OKAY WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DEFER TO THE JUDGES ON THAT ONE
pants: PFTRPFTFPTPFPT HE IS MY GOD |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #god #piss #typo #white-background |
|
4,912 | 6/11/2012 | virtually vacuous pants: T DEUCE CAT TOYS
deuce: T PANTS RRRRRRRRRRR |
deuce pants |
#animals #cats #deuce-pants #sfw #white-background |
|
4,913 | 6/12/2012 | and my trunk pants: TELL SPIGOT YOU DID NOT FIND MY GAY PORN QUITE A BIT OF IT IS BULKED UP IN MY COLON AND MY DESK DRAWERS HERE AND MY TRUNK AND ALSO DAD'S VAN |
pants spigot |
#black-background #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #porn |
|
4,914 | 6/13/2012 | a/s/l deuce: JERKCITY/25/MALE
spigot: CONTRA COSTA COUNTY/40/FAT |
deuce spigot |
#asl #contra-costa-county #deuce-spigot #sfw #white-background |
|
4,915 | 6/14/2012 | a hard reset pants: I SUGGEST A HARD RESET (RE: HITTING ME HARD IN THE FACE) |
pants |
#black-background #pants-solo #sfw #single-panel #violence |
|
4,916 | 6/15/2012 | hi and hi deuce: HI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bung: HI!!!!!!!!!1!!!!
deuce: LET'S SUCK EACH OTHER OFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bung: NO CARRIER |
bung deuce |
#bung-deuce #modem #no-carrier #punctuation #sucking #white-background |
|
4,917 | 6/16/2012 | how did you know deuce: A HUGE ACCIDENT INVOLVING POO AND BONERS
(pants): HOW DID YOU KNOW |
deuce pants |
#boner #deuce-pants #poo #stray-dot #whisper #white-background |
|
4,918 | 6/17/2012 | you heard the man answer him pants: DID WE MAKE THE 11 O'CLOCK NEWS AGAIN |
pants |
#black-background #news #pants-solo #sfw |
|
4,919 | 6/18/2012 | i'm sure i don't know deuce: YOU'RE KIND OF BROKEN AREN'T YOU
pants: I'M SURE I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN |
deuce pants |
#black-background #broken-pants #deuce-pants #rock-out-with-your-cock-out |
|
4,920 | 6/19/2012 | an important announcement for 2012 atandt: HEY EVERYBODY I GOT A HAIRCUT |
atandt |
#announcement #atandt-solo #black-background #bonequest-hi-fi #haircut #sfw #single-panel |
|
4,921 | 6/23/2012 | still present but not always pants: OPENS MOUTH, SUCKS IN AIR, HOLDS FINGER IN AIR, THINKS BETTER, CLOSES MOUTH
pants: WHY WON'T ANYBODY INVITE ME TO THE DONGSML PROJECT
pants: IF ANIMAL TRAPPED CALL 410-844-6286 |
pants |
#dongsml #github #mouth #pants-solo #red-background #the-wire #weird-pants-face |
|
4,922 | 6/24/2012 | as an adult spigot: FOLKS IF YOU'RE FORCED TO SUCK DICK AS A CHILD YOU WON'T ENJOY IT AS AN ADULT |
spigot |
#dicksucking #folks #implied-backstory #ptsd #rape #spigot-solo #yellow-background |
|
4,923 | 6/25/2012 | camwhores unite spigot: LADY YOUR APARTMENT LOOKS LIKE A CHEAP HOLIDAY INN IN BAKERSFIELD
pants: GIANT RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK WAREHOUSE FULL OF SOBBING ASIAN WHORES
spigot: QUIET DOWN IN THERE WHOEVER YOU ARE (BANGING ON RANDOM CRATES WITH A FLASHLIGHT)
deuce: CORNER OF HOUSE WITH CURTAINS DRAWN TO SEPARATE FROM OTHER CAMWHORES, REPEATEDLY STOPPING ACTION AND LOOKING OFF-CAMERA TO ARGUE WITH SIBLING/PARENT/PIMP |
deuce pants spigot |
#camwhores #deuce-pants-spigot #green-background #indiana-jones #whores |
|
4,924 | 6/26/2012 | so far from god deuce: TOUCH MY DICK
deuce: I SAID TOUCH IT
deuce: WHY AREN'T YOU TOUCHING IT |
deuce |
#blue-background #deuce-solo #dick #stray-dot |
|
4,925 | 6/27/2012 | what i'm saying pants: I LOVE COCK BUT I ALSO HATE WHAT THE WHITE MAN HAS DONE TO MY PEOPLE |
pants |
#cock #pants-solo #single-panel #woodring-field-background |
|
4,926 | 6/28/2012 | definitely possible alleged pants: DEFINITELY GAYNESS
deuce: POSSIBLE
deuce: ALLEGED GAYNESS
pants: WELL |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #gay #green-background |
|
4,927 | 6/29/2012 | uncountably infinite dicks net: INFINITE DICKS?????
net: OK THE DICKS WERE INFINITE TO START OUT WITH
net: I WOULD LIKE UNCOUNTABLY INFINITE DICKS
deuce: THE SET OF DICKS HAS THE SAME CARDINALITY AS THE SET OF INTEGERS ?!?!?!? UNFATHOMABLE |
deuce net |
#boners #countably-infinite #deuce-net #dicks #infinity #math #set-theory #transfinite-cardinals #uncountably-infinite #white-background |
|
4,928 | 6/30/2012 | the beatoff gods deuce: I JUST PLAYED IT SAFE BY BEATING OFF BEFORE, DURING, AND AFTER
deuce: THAT WAY THERE'S NO CHANCE OF ANGERING THE BEATOFF GODS |
deuce |
#beating-off #black-background #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #religion |
|
4,929 | 7/1/2012 | cancer spigot: EVEN OP'S CAT IS A FAGGOT |
spigot |
#cancer #op-is-a-faggot #spigot-solo #title-mismatch #yellow-background |
|
4,930 | 7/3/2012 | where did it go deuce: WHERE DID JERKCITY GO
pants: JERKCITY IS A CRATER NOW |
deuce pants |
#crater #deuce-pants #meta #white-background |
|
4,931 | 7/4/2012 | spazzing out spigot: HOO BOO DUH HUH SPAZZING OUT LIKE A FIFTH GRADE RETARD
spigot: LOOK AT MY GLASSES AND HEAD GEAR BUH DUH FATNESS
spigot: AFRAID OF SPORTS
spigot: SPANISH AND CHESS CLUB OVER HERE
spigot: I'M TELLING |
spigot |
#chess #grey-background #spigot-solo #stray-dot |
|
4,932 | 7/5/2012 | and yet deuce: HAUNTINGLY BEAUTIFUL AND YET DISGUSTINGLY HOMOSEXUAL |
deuce |
#99e99 #deuce-solo #red-background |
|
4,933 | 7/6/2012 | f again pants: F A N F I C
spigot: THAT'S F AS IN FAGGOT, A IS IN A FAGGOT, N LIKE THE N WORD, F AGAIN, I'M A FAGGOT, CHRIST JESUS |
pants spigot |
#blue-background #christ-jesus #faggot #fanfic #pants-spigot |
|
4,934 | 7/7/2012 | all a dream spigot: T PANTS WE COULD MAKE HATS OUT OF CONSTRUCTION PAPER
pants: IT WAS ALL A DREAM |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #dream #pants-spigot #sfw #white-background |
|
4,935 | 7/8/2012 | have to go spigot: I DESPERATELY HAVE TO GO TO THE T-O-I-L-E-T
spigot: DID YOU GET MY MAIL RE: TOILET?
spigot: TESTING MAIL TO PANTS ONE, TWO ARE YOU SEEING THIS TEXT TEST TEST TEST |
pants spigot |
#cafe-d-nuts #pants-spigot #toilet #was-re #yellow-background |
|
4,936 | 7/9/2012 | a song for spigot spigot: COULD SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE A SONG FOR ME
spigot: BE BJORKY ABOUT IT |
spigot |
#angry-panel #bjork #german #music #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
4,937 | 7/10/2012 | don't cry little one pants: FUCK YOU
: DEUCE CRIES
pants: I'M SORRY HONEY |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #action #caption #crying #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #kidney #sad-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,938 | 7/11/2012 | don't you deuce: YOU STILL LOVE ME THOUGH DON'T YOU
: SPIGOT HOPS A TRAIN TO QUEER TOWN
deuce: SNIFF |
deuce spigot |
#action #cafe-d-nuts #deuce-spigot #queertown #sad-deuce #woodring-room-background |
|
4,939 | 7/12/2012 | dance party pants: WHEN DOES THE DANCE PARTY START
deuce: IT IS ALREADY ON SIR
pants: I CAN BARELY HEAR THE BEATS |
deuce pants |
#black-background #deuce-pants #farts #sfw |
|
4,940 | 7/13/2012 | while doing so pants: BRUSH YOUR TEETH WITH ME
pants: CEASE TO EXIST WHILE DOING SO
pants: INFLATE ME LIKE DIG DUG
pants: LEAVE THE BLUEPRINT
pants: I'LL NEED THAT FOR THE END OF TIME |
pants |
#blueprint #dig-dug #end-of-time #inflation #multiple-backgrounds #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-field-background #woodring-room-background #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,941 | 7/14/2012 | square in the fucking head deuce: PLEASE KICK ME SQUARE IN THE FUCKING HEAD
pants: MY FAG FEET ARE MUCH TOO FRAGILE, I WOULD ONLY HURT MYSELF |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #huffy-pants #irc #violence #woodring-room-background |
|
4,942 | 7/15/2012 | don't stop now spigot: JUST KEEP CLICKING TILL YOUR HOUSE BURNS DOWN |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
4,943 | 7/16/2012 | fuckchunks deuce: FUCKCHUNKS
spigot: I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU MIX UP WORDS LIKE THAT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,944 | 7/17/2012 | no carrier spigot: CLONK BONK BONK BONK BA-DONK BA-DONK BA-DONK HELLO DONK DONK DONK |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #clonk-ba-donk #modem #no-carrier #sfw #spigot-solo #telephone #telephony #woodring-field-background |
|
4,945 | 7/18/2012 | on the moon pants: POOLS OF DICK AWAIT ME ON THE MOON
pants: NOTHING'S GOING TO STOP ME FROM CHOKING ALL OF THESE DOWN AT ONCE
spigot: BUT I HAD THREE BAGELS IN THE FRIDGE?!?!?! |
pants spigot |
#bagels #dick #moon #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
|
4,946 | 7/19/2012 | why does this keep happening pants: ACCIDENTALLY
pants: GAVE
pants: MYSELF
pants: A
pants: FACIAL |
pants |
#facial #huffy-pants #one-word-per-panel #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
4,947 | 7/20/2012 | not a pony pants: I AM NOT A PONY |
pants |
#minecraft #pants-solo #pony #rands-mentioned #sfw #spenny #woodring-field-background |
|
4,948 | 7/21/2012 | a terrible secret that i need you to take to your grave spigot: FOLKS I HAVE A TERRIBLE SECRET THAT I NEED YOU TO TAKE TO YOUR GRAVE: I AM A TERRIBLE DJ BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MUSIC
spigot: ALSO CORDS AND CABLES ARE HARD AND I JUST CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THEY ALL PLUG IN
spigot: YOU'LL HAVE MY RESIGNATION TOMORROW MORNING |
spigot |
#cables #cords #dj #folks #resignation #spigot-solo #technical-difficulties #woodring-field-background |
|
4,949 | 7/22/2012 | sick beats spigot: CAN I INTEREST YOU GENTLEMEN IN SOME SICK BEATS:
spigot: NVM DEAD BATT |
spigot |
#dj #sfw #spigot-points #spigot-solo #technical-difficulties #woodring-field-background |
|
4,950 | 7/23/2012 | y'all ready for this spigot: Y'ALL READY FOR THIS
spigot: PUMPING UP THE JAMS SO EVERYBODY CAN DANCE (NOW)
spigot: Y'ALL READY FOR THIS??????
spigot: IS THIS MIC USB OR FIREWIRE
spigot: Y'ALL REA NOPE
spigot: TEST ONE Y'ALL NOPE
spigot: TEST TEST Y'ALL R((((((* GODDAMN IT
spigot: (((((((((((((((((((((((((( FUCK THIS |
spigot |
#2-unlimited #audio #c-and-c-music-factory #dj #microphone #spigot-solo #technical-difficulties #technotronic #woodring-field-background |
|
4,951 | 7/24/2012 | intro to bonequest pants: LAHGLIAHGLHALGHALG HALGHALGHLAH GALHGLAGHAG
pants: AND THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT
pants: ANY QUESTIONS |
pants |
#black-background #pants-solo #sfw |
|
4,952 | 7/25/2012 | t pants who ya talkin' to spigot: T DEUCE I LIKE SOMETIMES TO WAVE IT HIGH UP WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE
spigot: T PANTS WHO YA TALKIN' TO
spigot: AND PANTS IS NOT EVEN TALKING
spigot: I N C E P T I O N
spigot: FUCK THIS DUMP |
spigot |
#blue-background #inception #spigot-solo |
|
4,953 | 7/26/2012 | one thing at a time deuce: HRU BB
deuce: CUCKOLD MY WIFE INSEMINATED BY 2 BLACK MEN 8.AVI
deuce: FOLKS ONE THING AT A TIME HERE |
deuce |
#cuck #deuce-solo #folks #porn #woodring-field-background |
|
4,954 | 7/27/2012 | stuttering and bumbling pants: STUTTERING AND BUMBLING THROUGH JERKCITY
pants: EVERYTHING IS CONFUSING
deuce: ON THE WAY TO MORE DICKS
pants: SHUT UP YOU |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #grey-background #huffy-pants #shut-up |
|
4,955 | 7/28/2012 | fag parade ozone: FAG PARADE
deuce: STOP DRINKING ON THE JOB
ozone: PARADE == MORE THAN TWO FAGS
deuce: EVEN TWO QUALIFIES IF THE FAGS ARE MARCHING IN SOME WAY
ozone: THEY HAVE TO HAVE COLORED BANNERS UNLESS THERE ARE TWO OR MORE
deuce: DON'T BE RACIST |
deuce ozone |
#deuce-ozone #parade #red-background |
|
4,956 | 7/29/2012 | you people are no fun pants: NOW I'M THE SAN FRANCISCO TREAT
deuce: YOU PEOPLE ARE NO FUN |
deuce pants |
#bay-area #deuce-pants #rice-a-roni #san-francisco #sfw #white-background |
|
4,957 | 7/30/2012 | art project spigot: THE QUEER MAGAZINES ARE FOR AN ART PROJECT, NOT A BEATING OFF PROJECT |
spigot |
#mmm-yeah-oooh-boy #not-gay #porn #spigot-solo #yellow-background |
|
4,958 | 7/31/2012 | the ghetto u pants: T SPIGOT I WANT TO SEE MOONLIGHT KINGDOM BUT I'M AFRAID OF HIV/AIDS
spigot: LETS GET U OUT OF THOSE MOM JEANS
spigot: FOLKS THE GHETTO U IS FUNNY TO ME TODAY |
pants spigot |
#aids #folks #ghetto-u #hiv #mom-jeans #pants-spigot #stray-dot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,959 | 8/1/2012 | like a ghost in the woods spigot: WHISPERING LIKE A GHOST IN THE WOODS:
(spigot): T H E G H E T T O U |
spigot |
#ghetto-u #ghost #grey-background #sfw #spigot-solo #whisper |
|
4,960 | 8/2/2012 | follow me on twitter spigot: HOT TOWN / SUMMER IN THE SHITTER
spigot: LICKIN' ON A DICK / FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER |
spigot |
#blue-background #singing #spigot-solo #summer-in-the-city #the-lovin-spoonful |
|
4,961 | 8/3/2012 | stupid question pants: WHY DO YOU FLY PLANES INTO BUILDINGS
deuce: BECAUSE IT'S A NICE AUTUMN DAY???? WHAT KIND OF A STUPID QUESTION IS THAT |
deuce pants |
#9-11 #deuce-pants #red-background |
|
4,962 | 8/4/2012 | the man asked you a question pants: FILL ME WITH DIRT AND KISS ME GOODBYE |
pants |
#pants-solo #stray-dot #white-background |
|
4,963 | 8/5/2012 | can you feel the love pants: I LOVE YOU
pants: WHICH IS WHY I'M NOT GOING TO EAT YOU
pants: FOR NOW |
pants |
#black-background #cannibalism #huffy-pants #pants-solo #sfw #vore |
|
4,964 | 8/6/2012 | veni vidi vici spigot: CD HURF DUH VI ~:WQ! HONK
spigot: ALL RIGHTIE |
spigot |
#filler-panel #honk #sfw #spigot-solo #unix #vi #yellow-background |
|
4,965 | 8/7/2012 | will it play in peoria pants: DO NOT TALK TO DRIVER
deuce: THIS FILM HAS BEEN DECLASSIFIED |
deuce pants |
#blue-background #deuce-pants #film #peoria #sfw |
|
4,966 | 8/8/2012 | me or my trumpet spigot: HBLURHLBURHLUEHB RECOGNIZING THE COWBOY BOOTS FROM THE LAST EXPO BHLEBH
spigot: IT'S ALWAYS "FAG" THIS AND "GAY" THAT AND NEVER ABOUT ME OR MY TRUMPET
spigot: SAY GOODBYE TO SPIGOT (FOREVER) |
spigot |
#boner-expo #cowboy #goodbye-to-all-my-online-friends-forever #spigot-solo #white-background |
|
4,967 | 8/9/2012 | ten light years spigot: I GOT STONED AND ATE A POUND CAKE LAST NIGHT
spigot: THIS IS LIKE SENDING COMEDY INTO FUCKING OUTER SPACE
spigot: WELL WHEN YOU IDIOTS GET THIS IN TEN LIGHT YEARS BE SURE TO COME BACK AND SUCK MY EARTH DICK |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #comedy #failed-comedy #marijuana #pound-cake #spigot-solo #stoned #yellow-background |
|
4,968 | 8/10/2012 | my new digital camera deuce: T ATANDT CAN I TAKE PICTURES OF YOU WITH MY NEW DIGITAL CAMERA
atandt: NO
deuce: T ATANDT FUCK YOU
atandt: YOU WILL HAVE TO BUY THE MAGAZINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE |
atandt deuce |
#angry-panel #atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #fighting-irish-pose #photography #white-background |
|
4,969 | 8/11/2012 | write back spigot: I LIKE NUTS EVERYONE
spigot: THANKS WRITE BACK |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #nuts #spigot-solo #white-background #write-back |
|
4,970 | 8/12/2012 | roughly the density of water spigot: ROUGHLY 5ML GAY
deuce: T SPIGOT SO YOU'RE SAYING GAYNESS HAS ROUGHLY THE DENSITY OF WATER
spigot: I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT
deuce: THAT IS THE LOGICAL CONCLUSION OF YOUR PRIOR STATETETETETETETETETETE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #gay #red-background #science |
|
4,971 | 8/13/2012 | doo dah spigot: GAVE HER AIDS AND KICKED HER OUT
pants: DOO DAH / DOO DAH |
pants spigot |
#aids #camptown-races #grey-background #pants-spigot #singing |
|
4,972 | 8/14/2012 | god bless america spigot: TITS -AND- GTFO |
spigot |
#green-background #spigot-solo #tits |
|
4,973 | 8/15/2012 | n but please deuce: @SPIGOT WANNA LICK DICK
spigot: @DEUCE N BUT PLEASE RT |
deuce spigot |
#blue-background #deuce-spigot |
|
4,974 | 8/16/2012 | knock-knock joke spigot: T DEUCE KNOCK KNOCK
deuce: T SPIGOT WHO'S THERE
spigot: MY ASS
deuce: MY ASS WHO
spigot: MY ASS IS HAUNTED
deuce: BUT THAT DOESN'T |
deuce spigot |
#ass #ass-of-spigot #black-background #comedy #deuce-spigot #haunted-ass #jokes #knock-knock #stand-up |
|
4,975 | 8/17/2012 | fourteen pants: NOW WE ARE 14
deuce: MY DICK SOLVES CRIMES |
deuce pants |
#birthday #birthday-strip #crime-solving #deuce-pants #dicks #mousehole #title-mismatch #woodring-room-background |
|
4,976 | 8/18/2012 | can we do a kickstarter spigot: CAN WE DO A KICKSTARTER TO TEAR DOWN THE OATMEAL'S TESLA MUSEUM |
spigot |
#blue-background #current-events #demolition #glory-hole #kickstarter #spigot-solo #tesla |
|
4,977 | 8/19/2012 | seriously folks deuce: GLGLGLG
pants: IS TODAY CUPCAKE DAY |
deuce pants |
#cupcake #cupcake-day #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #folks #grey-background #kool-and-the-gang #seriously #sfw |
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4,978 | 8/20/2012 | very funny scotty spigot: VERY FUNNY SCOTTY!!!!! NOW BEAM ME DOWN MY CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!
spigot: THE JOKE IS THAT THEY'RE ALL FAT FAGS IN SPACE
spigot: BLOWING, HUMPING EACH OTHER |
spigot |
#die-trying #fat #gay #red-background #spigot-solo #star-trek #teleporter |
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4,979 | 8/21/2012 | pure terror pants: WHY IS YOUR MOUTH A CUNT AND YOUR CUNT A CUNT (OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD)
pants: PURE TERROR |
pants |
#cunt #deja-vu #mouth #pants-solo #terror #uncredited-character #white-background |
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4,980 | 8/22/2012 | prognosis: gay deuce: "PROGNOSIS: GAY" WEDNESDAYS AT 6 ON CBS
spigot: WHY PROGNOSIS: GAY IS THE BEST SHOW YOU'RE NOT WATCHING
spigot: PROGNOSIS: GAY GETS IT
spigot: CHEERS TO PROGNOSIS: GAY
spigot: CBS DOMINATES THURSDAY NIGHTS WITH PROGNOSIS: GAY
spigot: PROGNOSIS GAY: THE MOVIE?
spigot: PROGNOSIS: GAY FALLS OUT OF FAVOR
spigot: PROGNOSIS: CANCELED?
spigot: FANS RALLY SIGNATURES, FLASH MOBS TO RESTORE PROGNOSIS: GAY
deuce: PROGNOSIS: GAY FANFIC
deuce: PROGNOSIS: GAY UNOFFICAL [SIC] FAN SITE |
deuce spigot |
#cbs #deuce-spigot #fan-site #gay #prognosis-gay #sic #television #typo #woodring-field-background |
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4,981 | 8/23/2012 | sir yes sir spigot: YOU ALL GO ON AHEAD, THE PRIVATE AND I ARE GOING TO JERK OFF
spigot: AREN'T WE PRIVATE
pants: SIR YES SIR |
hanford jenv ozone pants spigot |
#hanford-ozone-pants-spigot #jenv #jerking-off #maynard #military #moo #mountain-background #private #scheduling #sir #uncredited-character |
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4,982 | 8/24/2012 | this would be easier pants: THIS WOULD BE EASIER IF SHE WAS A REAL GIRL
pants: GETTING TIRED
pants: DUSTY |
pants |
#blue-background #dusty #girl #mouth #pants-solo #real-girl #tired |
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4,983 | 8/25/2012 | the right answer pants: MOO ???? IS THAT THE RIGHT ANSWER ???
deuce: I SUPPOSE
deuce: WE WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED ANY BLEAT REALLY |
deuce pants |
#barnyard #bleat #deuce-pants #farm #grey-background #moo #sfw |
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4,984 | 8/26/2012 | just askin' pants: WHATCHA DOIN'
spigot: I'M NOT GAY
pants: OKIE DOKIE |
pants spigot |
#gay #mountain-background #not-gay #pants-spigot |
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4,985 | 8/27/2012 | go easy deuce: GO EASY WITH THAT HAMMER YOU'RE GETTING CHIPS OF CUNT IN MY SALAD |
deuce |
#black-background #chips #cunt #cunt-chips #deuce-solo #hammer #salad #stray-dot |
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4,986 | 8/28/2012 | and that's the jerkcity promise deuce: I WILL POP YOUR TITS AND PUNCH YOU IN THE CUNT |
deuce |
#cunt #deuce-solo #misogyny #punching #tits #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,987 | 8/29/2012 | safe sex deuce: I ENCOURAGE SAFE SEX
deuce: NAMELY: BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THE CUNT AND TELL HER TO FUCK OFF
deuce: YOU MIGHT GET AIDS IF HER BLOOD SPLATTERS ON YOU, BUT IT'S REALLY WORTH THE RISK |
deuce |
#aids #deuce-solo #misogyny #violence #woodring-den-background |
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4,988 | 8/30/2012 | i don't have to take this deuce: I AM A VULCAN I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS
deuce: BLABHLHABHLABHLAHBLABH
deuce: BLHBALBHLABHALHBLAHB |
deuce |
#black-background #blah #deuce-solo #sfw #star-trek #vulcan |
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4,989 | 8/31/2012 | hot and bothered deuce: SO IF I KICK YOU IN YOUR CUNT DO YOU GET ALL HOT AND BOTHERED
deuce: IF I PUNCH YOUR DUMB ACCENTED MOUTH IN THE FACE WILL YOU GET ALL JUICY FOR MY DICK
net: I'D PREFER IT IF YOU PUNCHED MY NUTS
deuce: SHUT THE FUCK I'LL GET TO YOU WHEN I'M DAMN GOOD AND READY |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #mouth #typo #violence #white-background |
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4,990 | 9/1/2012 | very still deuce: HOLDING VERY STILL
deuce: MAYBE HE WON'T SEE ME
deuce: WAIT |
deuce |
#blue-background #deuce-solo #sfw #the-cure |
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4,991 | 9/2/2012 | wasn't me deuce: THAT WASN'T ME
deuce: THAT WAS THAT OTHER DEUCE
deuce: BABHALBHLBHLBHALHB |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #green-background #sfw |
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4,992 | 9/3/2012 | that box deuce: OKAY MAYBE FAILURE IS AN OPTION
pants: CHECKING THAT BOX |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sfw #single-panel #yellow-background |
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4,993 | 9/4/2012 | all the hubbub pants: SOYLENT GREEN IS ALGAE, PASTE, SOY AND TOFU
deuce: SO NO PEOPLE IS THAT RIGHT
pants: THAT IS CORRECT
deuce: SO WHAT'S THE HUBBUB ABOUT
pants: DUNNO - I THINK IT WAS A MARKETING PLOY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #grey-background #hubbub #marketing #muxing #soylent #soylent-green |
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4,994 | 9/5/2012 | so are my balls deuce: MY TITS ARE ALL-AMERICAN
pants: WEIRD: SO ARE MY BALLS
deuce: LIES
pants: NO CHECK IT OUT: GO ON
deuce: ALL LIES
pants: GET ON IN THERE
pants: G'ON
deuce: I KNOW I'M RIGHT I DON'T NEED TO PROVE IT
pants: G'ON |
deuce pants |
#american #balls #blue-background #deuce-pants |
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4,995 | 9/6/2012 | oh god you're a monster deuce: DON'T THINK JUST KISS ME
pants: NOT IF YOU TAKE MONEY FROM GEORGE SOROS
deuce: BUT ONLY A LITTLE
pants: ALSO TAKE OFF YOUR HIJAB AND LET ME SEE YOUR PRETTY PRETTY OH GOD YOU'RE A MONSTER
deuce: LOVE GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO BE FREE
pants: OH GOD TENACLES AND TOO MANY EYES AND A BEAK |
deuce pants |
#deja-vu #deuce-pants #george-soros #monster #typo #yellow-background |
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4,996 | 9/7/2012 | haven't heard a peep pants: HEY HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD FROM RANDS LATELY BECAUSE I HAVEN'T HEARD A PEEP FROM HIM SINCE I HIT HIM WITH A SHOVEL AND PUT HIM INTO MY CRAWLSPACE |
pants |
#grey-background #pants-solo #rands-mentioned #violence |
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4,997 | 9/8/2012 | grrrr foamy deuce: I'M AN ATHEIST PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME
pants: BUT ARE YOU AN ATHEIST WHO ALSO CONTRIBUTES TO OPEN SOURCE
deuce: NO BUT I HAVE A TWITTER ACCOUNT IS THAT THE SAME THING
pants: MAD DOG GRRRRRRRR
deuce: I LIKE ANIME
pants: GRRRRRRRR FOAMY |
deuce pants |
#anime #atheism #coy-pants #deuce-pants #foamy #open-source #rabies #white-background |
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4,998 | 9/9/2012 | cancelled my subscription deuce: T SPIGOT DO YOU THINK KAIYA LYNN KNOWS AMBER LYNN OR GINGER LYNN
spigot: I CANCELLED MY SUBSCRIPTION TO ALL THE LYNNS STARTING WITH PORSCHE |
deuce spigot |
#amber-lynn #deuce-spigot #ginger-lynn #kaiya-lynn #porn #porsche-lynn #red-background |
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4,999 | 9/10/2012 | careful the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot deuce: ME SO CHARITY |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #engrish #filename #grey-background |
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5,000 | 9/11/2012 | mlk spigot: WELL I'M MARTIN LUTHER KING / AND I'M HERE TO SAY
spigot: I LIKE SUCKIN DICK / EACH AND EV-ER-Y DAY
spigot: TEST TEST
spigot: WELL I'M MARTIN LUTH
spigot: MOM CLOSE THE DOOR |
spigot |
#be-gay-with-me #martin-luther-king-jr #milestone #mom #mousehole #original-song #rap #singing #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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5,001 | 9/12/2012 | it's almost like deuce: IT'S ALMOST LIKE I'M MADE OF GOD |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #god #public-toilets #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,002 | 9/13/2012 | camptown races deuce: LOL @ HIV
pants: DOO DAH / DOO DAH |
deuce pants |
#aids #camptown-races #deuce-pants #hiv #lol #mousehole #singing #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
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5,003 | 9/14/2012 | but soft! deuce: WHAT FAGGOTRY
pants: THROUGH YON WINDOW BREAKS
deuce: BUT SOFT! SUCK THAT FUCKING DICK, BITCH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #shakespeare #woodring-field-background |
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5,004 | 9/15/2012 | choke it down nightly pants: HERE'S WHAT I THINK BLGHLABGLHG NEVER EVER SHUTS UP
deuce: LHGLAHGLAHGLAHGLAG HLAGHGHLGHAL STILL NOT HEARING COMMITMENT GALGHLAGHALGH
pants: ALHGLBAGHABG MY OWN VOICE IS SO SWEET ALUHGAGHBLAGYHLAG I KNOW WHAT'S BEST ALGUHABL GHUALGBLAG
deuce: LGHAGLHALHG LHAGLHALG HALGHALGHALGH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF AHGLAGHHLAG HALGHALGH LAGHALGH |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #blue-background #choke-it-down #deuce-pants #women |
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5,005 | 9/22/2012 | on a saturday spigot: SENNNNNNNNNNNNNNURK
pants: I AM SWAYING IN THE BREEZE |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #pants-spigot #saturday #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,006 | 9/23/2012 | down we go spigot: MANHANDLED COCKPIG FANATICS
pants: STARRING MERYL STREEP AND TOMMY LEE JONES |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #woodring-field-background |
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5,007 | 9/24/2012 | what would be funny spigot: WHAT WOULD BE FUNNY WOULD BE TO REGISTER JERKCITY.COM
spigot: CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT!!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#grey-background #meta #perl #sfw #spigot-solo |
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5,008 | 9/25/2012 | take it personally deuce: IT'S A DEFENSE MECHANISM YOU SHOULDN'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY |
deuce |
#blue-background #deuce-solo #self-defense #sfw |
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5,009 | 9/26/2012 | zero not including me deuce: T PANTS HOW MANY HOOKERS WILL BE AT YOUR PARTY
deuce: T PANTS BESIDES YOU
pants: T DEUCE ZERO NOT INCLUDING ME
deuce: > <CHR> |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #hookers #red-background |
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5,010 | 9/27/2012 | the comedy closet is full spigot: WHY THERE'S THE DEUCE, MAYOR OF SMARTSVILLE: HI DEUCE
spigot: QUESTION, IF I
spigot: HOIF OW GOD HOLY PROPS AND PORN HONKING AND PUSHING |
deuce spigot |
#deja-vu #deuce-spigot #honk #mousehole #physical-comedy #porn #the-deuce #woodring-room-background |
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5,011 | 9/28/2012 | panic! at the gay disco pants: WE'RE SURROUNDED
pants: WE'RE GOING DOWN
pants: THIS IS NOT A DRILL
deuce: DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #white-background |
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5,012 | 9/29/2012 | and what have you pants: ANTICIPATORY DROOLING AND WHAT HAVE YOU |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #drooling #hand-sanitizer #high-res #pants-solo #photo-background |
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5,013 | 9/30/2012 | no evading, avoiding, abstaining, sidestepping spigot: NOT APPEARING IN JERKCITY AGAIN UNTIL WE INSTITUTE A NO CUM DODGING ALLOWED POLICY
spigot: NO EVADING, AVOIDING, ABSTAINING, SIDESTEPPING, ETC. NO GIVING THE SLIP, NO ELUDING OR DEFLECTING/CIRCUMVENTING |
spigot |
#cum-dodging #grey-background #policy #spigot-solo #synonyms |
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5,014 | 10/1/2012 | picture of a true love |
pants |
#jizz #love #nsfw #pants-solo #picture #toilet |
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5,015 | 10/2/2012 | well ok if you spigot: T NET LET'S SUCK DICK AND NEVER FIGHT AGAIN
net: WELL OK IF YOU SHURRRRRRRRRR |
net spigot |
#dicksucking #net-spigot #red-background |
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5,016 | 10/3/2012 | chocolate easter dicks spigot: WE'VE REALLY GOTTEN OFF THE ORIGINAL TOPIC OF WHO FORGED VOICE MAIL FROM ME TO THE WHOLE COMPANY TRYING TO SELL CHOCOLATE EASTER DICKS
deuce: NONCHALANT |
deuce spigot |
#chocolate #deuce-spigot #dicks #minecraft #voicemail #white-background |
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5,017 | 10/4/2012 | it's heavy pants: GET THIS THING OFF ME
deuce: IT'S HEAVY HUH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #heavy #physical-comedy #sfw #yellow-background |
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5,018 | 10/5/2012 | jizz splops spigot: IMAGINING A GLOSS-FINISH ADULT VIDEO BOX COVER ADORNED WITH CLIP ART OF JIZZ SPLOPS AND VIDCAPS BUT THE TITLE IN NEON PINK IS SOMETHING LIKE IT'S OKAY WE CAN TRY AGAIN IN A FEW MINUTES
spigot: THIS NEVER HAPPENS
spigot: CAN I HAVE A GLASS OF WATER |
spigot |
#jizz #porn #spigot-solo #yellow-background |
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5,019 | 10/6/2012 | street cred spigot: IS THIS THE RED LIGHT DISTRICT OF CYBERSPACE
spigot: DOES THIS SLICKED-BACK POMPADOR GIVE ME ANY STREET CRED
spigot: LAMENESS AND LIMPNESS IN STALL 4 |
spigot |
#black-background #cyberspace #spigot-solo |
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5,020 | 10/7/2012 | let loose noises pants: LET LOOSE THE DICKS
dick: SCUTTLE SCUTTLE (DICKS-BEING- LET-LOOSE- NOISES) |
dick pants |
#dick-pants #dicks #white-background |
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5,021 | 10/8/2012 | clumped-up dirt clods spigot: HOLY SHIT THE MARS ROVER FOUND MORE CLUMPED-UP DIRT CLODS
spigot: CAN WE GET SOME $4BILLION 100000X100000 HIGH-RES BLACK AND WHITE TIFFS OF THE DIRT CLUMPS
spigot: DID THE MARS ROVER LAND IN FRESNO IS THAT WHY RADIO SIGNALS TAKE SO LONG
deuce: FRESNO IS DEEP IN A GRAVITATIONAL WELL SO RADIO SIGNALS ARE SIGNIFICANTLY DELAYED |
deuce spigot |
#blue-background #deuce-spigot #fresno #mars #science #space #tiff |
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5,022 | 10/9/2012 | end of joke spigot: KNOCK KNOCK / SUCK A COCK (END OF JOKE) |
spigot |
#cocks #grey-background #knock-knock #rhyming #spigot-solo |
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5,023 | 10/12/2012 | a grand love story pants: HEY JEW
deuce: WHAT UP MUSLIM
pants: EATIN' PORK
deuce: WEIRD SAME |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #blue-background #deuce-pants #haram #jews #muslims #not-kosher |
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5,024 | 10/13/2012 | timecop (part 1 of 2) pants: DICKS IN SPACE
deuce: VACUUM DICKS
pants: FOREVER EXPANDING, REALLY POKING ME IN MY EYES
pants: SOMEHOW THE ONE SAME DICK IS POKING ME IN BOTH MY EYES
deuce: THE SAME DICK TRAVELLING FORWARD AND BACKWARD IN TIME |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #dicks #drunk-deuce #one-electron-theory #pants-implying-that-he-has-two-eyes #plant #poking #series #space #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background |
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5,025 | 10/14/2012 | timecop (part 2 of 2) pants: SOMEBODY GET TIMECOP ON THE HORN
deuce: HE'S BUSY KILLING TERRORISTS DURING A HOCKEY GAME
pants: WELL WHEN'S THE SOONEST HE'LL BE AVAILABLE
deuce: 1868
pants: GOING BACK IN TIME BEFORE MY EYES GET OH GOD HOW IS THIS STILL HAPPENING
deuce: THE DICK IS A TIME TRAVELLER TOO |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #huffy-pants #plant #series #timecop #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background |
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5,026 | 10/15/2012 | prologue spigot: I JUST DON'T WANT TO GO UPSTAIRS AND POUR THE DIRTY SHAMPOO WATER INTO THE SINK AND WRAP THE CORD AROUND THE THING AND PUT IT BACK IN THE CLOSET
spigot: SOMEONE COME OVER
spigot: THE DOOR'S UNLOCKED, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TALK TO ME, JUST DO THE THING AND PUT IT AWAY AND TEXT ME WHEN IT'S DONE |
spigot |
#prayer #praying #series #sfw #shampoo #shampoo-vac #sink #spigot-solo #vacuum #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,027 | 10/16/2012 | decalogue spigot: MEANWHILE THE SHAMPOO VAC IS STILL SITTING OUT
spigot: IF SOMEONE COMES BY TO PUT IT AWAY, I'LL ORDER MYSELF A PIZZA AND EAT IT BEFORE YOU GET HERE
spigot: THAT'S THE SPIGOT PROMISE |
spigot |
#grabapples #pizza #series #sfw #shampoo #shampoo-vac #spigot-promise #spigot-solo #vacuum #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,028 | 10/17/2012 | epilogue spigot: T DEUCE KNOCK KNOCK
deuce: WHO'S THERE
spigot: MY SHAMPOO VACUUM
deuce: YOUR SHAMPOO VACUUM WHO |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #deuce-spigot #knock-knock #series #sfw #shampoo #shampoo-vac #vacuum #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,029 | 10/18/2012 | outsider art deuce: I'M RAPACIOUS
deuce: IN THAT I RAPE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #rape #woodring-room-background |
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5,030 | 10/19/2012 | so cool pants: THIS IS SO COOL
pants: OH GOD IMPALED ON A FENCE |
pants |
#grey-background #pants-solo #sfw #weird-pants-face |
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5,031 | 10/20/2012 | too tight spigot: LET'S ALL JERK OUR DICKS AND GIVE A SHIT ABOUT COMPUTERS
spigot: A PTHTHTH A FRPRPRP
spigot: HIS SCIENCE IS TOO TIGHT |
spigot |
#computers #mountain-background #rap #science #spigot-solo |
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5,032 | 10/21/2012 | fuck your own face deuce: NEXT TIME YOU GET THE URGE TO SAY SOMETHING PROFOUND
deuce: FUCK YOUR OWN FACE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #face #fucking #woodring-room-background |
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5,033 | 10/22/2012 | complete silence spigot: COMPLETE SILENCE
spigot: SUDDENLY A DONG RANG OUT |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #dongs #spigot-solo #white-background |
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5,034 | 10/23/2012 | listen the snow is falling spigot: ''''''
spigot: ' ' ' ''
spigot: '' ' ' '' ' '
spigot: YAY ITS SNOWING ] ]] ] 0T984 ASKDFJ943
spigot: ANYONE |
spigot |
#gay #peanuts #snow #spigot-solo #woodstock #yellow-background |
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5,035 | 10/24/2012 | gay in the face spigot: I'M GOING TO HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL WE'RE ALL GAY IN THE FACE
spigot: HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH HHHURP
pants: OKAY OKAY RELEASE I'M GAY FOR GOD'S SAKE QUEER HERE |
pants spigot |
#black-background #breath #face #gay #gay-in-the-face #hhhhh #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #queer |
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5,036 | 10/25/2012 | clomp clomp clomp spigot: CLOMP
spigot: CLOMP CLOMP
spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP
spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP
spigot: OVERCLOMPENSATING |
spigot |
#clomp #onomatopoeia #pun #repetition #sfw #spigot-solo #uncategorized-background |
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5,037 | 10/26/2012 | up there in the sky spigot: HEY EVERYONE LOOK UP THERE IN THE SKY
: SPIGOT RUNS AWAY |
spigot |
#caption #deception #sfw #spigot-solo #uncategorized-mosaic-background |
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5,038 | 10/27/2012 | as the legend goes pants: COCKS
deuce: POTENTIALLY LARGE ONES
pants: DANGEROUSLY LARGE (AS THE LEGEND GOES)
deuce: HURTINGLY LARGE
pants: TEARINGLY BIG |
deuce pants |
#cocks #deuce-pants #duck #photo-background |
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5,039 | 10/28/2012 | face against the tile spigot: LET'S HAVE A FUCKING PARADE
spigot: HUHGUHAUHGUHAUHG THE SOUND OF POKING AND CHOKING AND THEM NOT UNDERSTANDING
spigot: FACE AGAINST THE TILE, STARING AT NUTS AND BOLTS |
spigot |
#bolts #choking #gangbang #nuts #parade #photo-background #poking #poking-and-choking #spigot-solo |
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5,040 | 10/29/2012 | only when the chain is gone spigot: I LIKE TO MAKE A PAPER CHAIN AND TEAR OFF A LINK WITH EACH DAY I DON'T JERK OFF OR EVEN THINK ABOUT DICK AND ONLY WHEN THE CHAIN IS GONE DO I SUCK DICK
spigot: LET'S SEE WHO'S BEEN FUCKING WITH THE ESPRESSO GRINDER TODAY |
spigot |
#coffee #dicks #espresso #jerking #jesus-background #papercraft #photo-background #spigot-solo #sucking |
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5,041 | 10/30/2012 | in my mouth and in my ass pants: THEY GO IN MY MOUTH AND IN MY ASS
pants: WHICH IS WEIRD
pants: NOT TOO MANY OTHER OBJECTS FIT THAT BILL |
pants |
#ass #mouth #pants-solo #photo-background #soup #spitroasting |
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5,042 | 10/31/2012 | lhglhag spigot: OH MY GOD
deuce: LHGLHAG |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #sfw #the-juice #title-mismatch #uncategorized-background |
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5,043 | 11/1/2012 | made of anti-matter deuce: I AM MADE OF ANTIMATTER
: DEUCE FARTS
deuce: FIN |
deuce |
#antimatter #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #farts #photo-background #science #sfw #spider-man |
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5,044 | 11/2/2012 | invitation to a picnic spigot: WHY ARE WE ALL HANDCUFFED TO THE TRAIN TRACKS
atandt: MY INVITATION SAYS THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A PICNIC |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #handcuffed #invitation #mountain-background #picnic #sfw #tricked |
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5,045 | 11/3/2012 | let's just remember deuce: LET'S JUST REMEMBER MY DONG IS CARBON NEUTRAL FOLKS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dongs #folks #uncategorized-background |
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5,046 | 11/4/2012 | it's now time spigot: "IT'S NOW TIME FOR ME TO PASS 'STAR WARS' TO ON TO A NEW GENERATION OF FLLLRRRRRHHHHHGG," MR. LUCAS SAID IN A STATEMENT. "GLLLLLGGGGG."
pants: WILD HORSE BENT HIS WILD HEAD
pants: O MY MISTRESS AND WIFE OF MY MASTER
pants: I WILL BE YOUR SERVANT FOR THE SAKE OF THE WONDERFUL GRASS |
pants spigot |
#kipling #pants-spigot #star-wars #uncategorized-background |
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5,047 | 11/5/2012 | all out of time deuce: I'M HERE TO FUCK BITCHES AND SUCK DICKS
deuce: AND I'M ALL OUT OF TIME TO EXPLAIN |
deuce |
#bitches #black-background #deuce-solo #dicks #duke-nukem #sucking #they-live |
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5,048 | 11/6/2012 | he would like that pants: I WILL WRECK YOU SEXUALLY
deuce: I WOULD LIKE THAT |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #blue-background #bonequest-hd #deuce-pants #moo |
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5,049 | 11/7/2012 | giant-size spigot the bear spigot: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
spigot: HAUGHGUHAUGHLY
spigot: HHGHGHHAP HUGGGLLGLHLAULLY |
spigot |
#grey-background #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear |
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5,050 | 11/8/2012 | what wait pants: I LIKE DICKS TOO MUCH TO STOOP TO THAT SORT OF BEHAVIOR
pants: WAIT WAIT
pants: WELL ALL IF I'M GOING TO DO THAT I'M GOING TO NEED A SOLDERING IRON |
pants |
#dicks #pants-solo #soldering-iron #yellow-background |
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5,051 | 11/9/2012 | god's punishment pants: ANY PORT IN A STORM IS WHAT THE MAN SAID
deuce: IS THIS GOD'S PUNISHMENT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #god #white-background |
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5,052 | 11/10/2012 | a fine mess spigot: LET'S BOTH SQUEEZE INTO THE TUB |
spigot |
#groovy #red-background #sfw #spigot-solo #tub |
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5,053 | 11/11/2012 | gay dinosaur pants: I'M A GAY DINOSAUR
pants: ROAR |
pants |
#bonequest-hd #dinosaurs #pants-solo #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,054 | 11/12/2012 | here ya go deuce: HEY LOOK AT MY MOUTH
deuce: IT'S OPEN REALLY REALLY WIDE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #internet #mousehole #mouth #series-of-tubes #ted-stevens #wide #woodring-room-background |
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5,055 | 11/13/2012 | math homework atandt: HELP ME WITH MY MATH HOMEWORK
deuce: ]\ |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #bonghit #bonglord #homework #latex #math #plant #sfw #tex #woodring-field-background |
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5,056 | 11/14/2012 | hard-core pornography deuce: PLEASE GIVE ME SOME PORN
spigot: I'M LOVING MYSELF |
deuce spigot |
#blue-background #deuce-spigot #love #porn |
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5,057 | 11/15/2012 | really distracting pants: THIS AXE IN MY SKULL
pants: IT'S REALLY DISTRACTING |
pants |
#grey-background #pants-solo #sfw #violence |
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5,058 | 11/16/2012 | a show of dongs spigot: EVERYONE HERE WHO'S GAY LET'S HAVE A SHOW OF DONGS
spigot: FLURMP
pants: WUMP
deuce: BING |
deuce pants spigot |
#angry-panel #be-gay-with-me #deuce-pants-spigot #dongs #huffy-pants #onomatopoeia #red-background |
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5,059 | 11/17/2012 | why should i care deuce: WHAT THE HELL AM I LOOKING AT AND WHY SHOULD I CARE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #sfw #white-background |
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5,060 | 11/18/2012 | along a z axis spigot: YOU ARE SERIOUSLY HUMPING MY FACE ALONG A Z AXIS |
spigot |
#cartesian-coordinates #face #math #mountain-background #spigot-solo |
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5,061 | 11/19/2012 | courtroom scene pants: OBJECTION OVERRULED, EAT MORE PIE
spigot: I OBJECT TO HOW FAT I AM
spigot: HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH
pants: DICKS AND WHAT HAVE YOU
spigot: OBJECTION YOUR HONOR BECAUSE ONE EYE IS LOOKING AT THE THE WALL AND ONE EYE IS LOOKING AT MY NUTS
deuce: HELLO FELLOW FAGGOTS
pants: WELL HI THERE |
deuce pants spigot |
#badly-pasted-title #court #coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #dicks #drunk-deuce #fat #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #pie #woodring-den-background |
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5,062 | 11/20/2012 | a day in the life deuce: MY TUMMY HURTS
deuce: OOPS TOOK A SHIT |
deuce |
#black-background #deuce-solo #shit #stomachache |
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5,063 | 11/21/2012 | lap cat deuce: YOU'RE MY LAP CAT BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
spigot: BEAT MY NUTS PURRRRRRRPLE |
deuce spigot |
#cat #deuce-spigot #genital-mutilation #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #stray-dot #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,064 | 11/22/2012 | i think this is rigged spigot: T DEUCE YOU SAY THE PLOT OF A MOVIE AND I'LL GUESS THE TITLE AND IF I DON'T GET IT RIGHT I HAVE TO SUCK ALL THE DICKS IN THE WORLD
spigot: READY GO
deuce: I THINK THIS IS RIGGED
spigot: I GIVE UP (SPLORK SPLOP BLURGHBP) |
deuce spigot |
#blue-background #deuce-spigot #dicks #drunk-deuce #sucking |
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5,065 | 11/23/2012 | someone, anyone deuce: OH GOD THEY'RE TURNING THE WHOLE CITY INTO A SUPERDOME
spigot: SOMEONE SEND IN ROBOCOP 3 |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #robocop #superdome #woodring-field-background |
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5,066 | 11/24/2012 | here for you pants: BALLS FOR THE FACE PLEASE
deuce: HERE FOR YOU |
deuce pants |
#balls #deuce-pants #green-background |
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5,067 | 11/25/2012 | thinking of different people pants: GOD LOVES DICKS
deuce: T PANTS ACTUALLY I DON'T THINK HE'S VERY FOND OF THEM
pants: T DEUCE ACTUALLY I THINK HE IS
deuce: T PANTS YEAH OKAY I THINK WE'RE THINKING OF DIFFERENT PEOPLE
pants: T DEUCE ROBES, LONG FLOWING WHITE HAIR AND BEARD, ROBES, DEEP VOICE, REALLY INTO PISS ???
deuce: T PANTS I'M THINKING OF THE OLDER BROTHER ON DIFFER'NT STROKES |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #god #grey-background #piss |
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5,068 | 11/26/2012 | please stop saying that spigot: WILL YOU PLEASE STOP SAYING THAT I'M SPROINGING A SERIOUS ROD OVER YONDER |
spigot |
#cow #dicks #spigot-solo #sproing #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,069 | 11/27/2012 | mother teresa pants: OH THESE POOR SICK COCKS: I WILL SUCK THEM BACK TO HEALTH
pants: TODAY
pants: YESTERDAY
pants: DAY BEFORE
pants: AND SO FORTH |
pants |
#cocks #cocksucking #coy-pants #pants-solo #religion #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
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5,070 | 11/28/2012 | it's got to be deuce: SHIT JUST DOESN'T HAPPEN ANYMORE IT'S GOT TO BE SOMEONE'S FAULT |
deuce |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-solo #white-background |
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5,071 | 11/29/2012 | gays in the military deuce: GAYS IN THE MILITARY
deuce: I LIKE THAT PHRASE FOR SOME REASON
pants: I LIKE THE FIRST PART OF IT BUT NOT THE REST OF THE STUFF |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dont-ask-dont-tell #drunk-deuce #gay #stray-dot #yellow-background |
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5,072 | 11/30/2012 | out of every hole deuce: UNNNNNNN NNNNNGH DRIPPING OUT OF EVERY HOLE UUUUUUU UUUUUUH BUUUUUUH
deuce: AND TO WRAP EVERYTHING UP:
deuce: UBUBUBUBUB UBUBUBUBUB |
deuce |
#black-background #deuce-solo #dripping #holes |
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5,073 | 12/1/2012 | this is for you pants: I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THIS |
pants |
#blue-background #nuggh #pants-solo #sfw #stray-dot |
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5,074 | 12/2/2012 | come over spigot: I'M WEARING FAT PANTS AND CHASING SKIRTS
deuce: COME OVER |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #fat #stray-dot #woodring-field-background |
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5,075 | 12/5/2012 | too big to fail deuce: MY CUNT IS TOO BIG TO FAIL
pants: MINE IS JUST TOO BIG |
deuce pants |
#cunt #deuce-pants #hyper-pussy #woodring-field-background |
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5,076 | 12/6/2012 | everything about you spigot: EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU I'M GOING TO PUNCH |
spigot |
#blue-background #punching #spigot-solo |
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5,077 | 12/7/2012 | put the ---- in the ---- spigot: YOU PUT THE LICK IN LICK MY DICK |
spigot |
#black-background #dick #dicklicking #spigot-solo #stray-dot |
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5,078 | 12/9/2012 | haghlshg DEUCE: HUGGULURHUGRLULHRGH THIS IS A TOILET HAGHLSHG |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #toilet #white-background |
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5,079 | 12/10/2012 | einstein, podolsky and rosen net: HAVING MY BALLS SENT LIGHT YEARS APART FOR SCIENCE
deuce: IF YOU TWIST ONE WILL THE OTHER ONE INSTANTLY TWIST THE OTHER WAY OR WILL THERE BE A LIGHTSPEED DELAY
net: INSTANTLY OR SO THE CLAIM GOES (EITHER WAY IT HURTS BUT I'LL DO IT)
deuce: INDEED BUT YOU COULDN'T USE THE ONE TO SEND INFORMATION TO THE OTHER: EINSTEIN, PODOLSKY, AND ROSEN ARE ALL FAGS |
deuce net |
#angry-panel #balls #deuce-net #epr-paradox #quantum #science #woodring-room-background |
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5,080 | 12/11/2012 | hairpiece deuce: HERE'S A DICK IN YOUR HAIR
pants: YOU HAVE SPERMIATED MY MOPTOP
pants: MY HAIRPIECE IS NOW FORTIFIED WITH COCK |
deuce pants |
#cock #deuce-pants #dick #dongs #hair #spermiated #woodring-field-background |
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5,081 | 12/12/2012 | doesn't matter down periscope pants: IMPACT IN TWENTY SECONDS
pants: RED ALERT
pants: MAKING IT STICK TO THE WALL
pants: WONDERING WHAT MY NAME IS AGAIN
pants: DOESN'T MATTER DOWN PERISCOPE |
pants |
#pants-solo #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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5,082 | 12/13/2012 | sorry wrong window spigot: ARE YOU BEATING OFF ON MY FACE AFTER WORK
spigot: SORRY WRONG WINDOW
spigot: ARE YOU BEATING OFF ON MY FACE AFTER WORK |
spigot |
#beating-off #bonequest-hi-fi #chatroom #green-background #spigot-solo #wrong-window |
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5,083 | 12/14/2012 | a quick nap pants: I TRY AND TAKE A QUICK NAP BUT WHAM BAM DICKS
pants: COME ON PEOPLE
pants: I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP |
pants |
#dicks #grey-background #huffy-pants #pants-solo #physical-comedy |
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5,084 | 12/15/2012 | ask him hows pants: LEARN TO URINE
pants: ASK ME HOWS |
pants |
#bonequest-hd #bonequest-hi-fi #grey-background #pants-solo #urine |
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5,085 | 12/16/2012 | this i know deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO STATE FOR THE RECORD THAT JESUS DOES IN FACT LOVE ME (THIS I KNOW)
net: HOW
deuce: T NET FOR THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO (DUH) |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #jesus #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,086 | 12/17/2012 | barely looking up pants: BARELY LOOKING UP FROM THE CURRENT CROP OF COCKS |
pants |
#cocks #ennui #foamy #pants-solo #red-background |
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5,087 | 12/18/2012 | mostly up me deuce: MAYBE I SHOULD STOP PUTTING IT ALL THE WAY UP ME AND SETTLE FOR MOSTLY UP ME |
deuce |
#anal #blue-background #bonequest-hi-fi #compromise #deuce-solo #laughing-gas |
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5,088 | 12/19/2012 | spigot likes the internet spigot: I THINK YOUR SITE IS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: I ALSO THINK YOU ARE GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: GREAT SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: I LIKE THE INTERNET
deuce: DICKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicks #feedback #internet #mountain-background |
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5,089 | 12/20/2012 | please step back deuce: OKAY SIR YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH NOW PLEASE STEP BACK
pants: I'M ON A MISSION FROM BONG
pants: CALL US ANY TIME
pants: OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY |
deuce pants |
#bong #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #mountain-background |
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5,090 | 12/21/2012 | what a product deuce: I LOVE DICKS PEOPLE
spigot: ACCORDING TO JERKCITY MY SPELLING IS EXCELLENT, THEN A LITTLE CARTOON POPS UP ABOUT HOW COOL I AM AND THEN SOMEONE FROM QA COMES OVER TO SUCK MY DICK
spigot: WHAT A PRODUCT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #flap #flappity-bat #quality-assurance #white-background |
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5,091 | 12/22/2012 | [4~ deuce: I HEAR YOU
deuce: XCVZ47\ODDA
deuce: [4~GODDAMMIT. |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #yellow-background |
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5,092 | 12/23/2012 | you (yes, you) pants: I DON'T LIKE YOU WITHOUT BRUISES LADY
pants: YOU'VE PUT ON SOME WEIGHT HAVEN'T YOU |
pants |
#blue-background #coy-pants #fat #misogyny #pants-solo #physical-comedy #shit |
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5,093 | 12/24/2012 | a cracker jack surprise pants: THE MAGICAL LEGEND OF MY BONER
deuce: THIS CHRISTIANITY THING IS A RUSE
deuce: HERE I FOLLOWED THE DICK AND ALL I FOUND WAS A CRACKER JACK SURPRISE !!!!!!!!
deuce: **** LOSER **** |
deuce pants |
#boner #cracker-jack #deuce-pants #religion #woodring-den-background |
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5,094 | 12/25/2012 | summary of commands : SUMMARY OF COMMANDS
: Commands marked with * may be preceded by a number, N.
: Notes in parentheses indicate the behavior if N is given.
: h H Display this help.
: q :q :Q ZZ Exit.
: e ^E j ^N CR * LICK A DICK
: y ^Y k ^K ^P * SUCK THAT COCK OVER THERE
: f ^F ^V SPACE * CHOKE THESE FOUR AT ONCE
: b ^B ESC-v * CRAM IT STATESIDE
: z * PRAY TO THE LORD
: w * LICK ANOTHER DICK (SEE ABOVE)
: d ^D * OH THANK HEAVEN FOR 7-11
: R Repaint screen, discarding buffered input. |
pants |
#7-11 #choking #christmas #cocksucking #dicklicking #high-res #less #man-page #pants-solo #prose #unix #vi #white-background |
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5,095 | 12/26/2012 | magic mouth deuce: WELL IF IT ISN'T PANTS FROM JERKCITY AND HIS MAGIC MOUTH
pants: POOF THERE'S A DICK IN IT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #magic #mouth #mouth-of-pants #pants-from-jerkcity #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,096 | 12/27/2012 | twisted and broken on the battlefield pants: BONERS LYING TWISTED AND BROKEN ON THE BATTLEFIELD
pants: WHAT HAVE WE DONE
pants: WHAT HAVE WE DONE |
pants |
#bonequest-hd #pants-solo #ptsd #tragedy #woodring-room-background |
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5,097 | 12/28/2012 | woo hoo uh duh spigot: WOO HOO UH DUH BURP FURP IS THIS WHAT FAGGOTS DO |
spigot |
#faggots #funloving-nonsense #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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5,098 | 12/29/2012 | a tool tip pants: I'M A TOOL TIP
pants: LJSA HGJLKAHGKLAJHGKJAH GKAJHGJLKAGHNOA HBVULKHUBA
pants: FREEDOM AND PEACE REQUIRE BONERS |
pants |
#boner #freedom #pants-solo #peace #tool-tip #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,099 | 12/30/2012 | together time spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP SQUEAK SLAM
spigot: PSHHHT RUB WASH GLUH HUH HUH DUH WARM AND SOAPY
spigot: PSHHT SQUEAK CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP HOO {{{{{{{{{{{ TOGETHER TIME }}}}}}}}}}}}} |
spigot |
#clomp #onomatopoeia #physical-comedy #soapy #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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5,100 | 12/31/2012 | internet soap opera spigot: IT'S SORT OF AN INTERNET SOAP OPERA, WHERE USERS CAN TUNE IN EACH DAY AND SEE WHAT THEIR FAVORITE CHARACTERS ARE DOING
spigot: PLEASE FIST ME |
spigot |
#black-background #fisting #internet #soap-opera #spigot-solo |