No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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5,816 | 1/1/2015 | walnuts and pecans deuce: IN / THE / BUTT
spigot: NO
deuce: IN / THE / BUTT
spigot: SHH
spigot: HORRIBLE HORRIBLE WALNUTS AND PECANS IN MY FUDGE |
deuce spigot |
#butt #deja-vu #deuce-spigot #fudge #nuts-of-spigot #pecans #singing #urinal-background #walnuts |
|
5,817 | 1/2/2015 | spigot's burgers spigot: WELCOME SPIGOT'S BURGERS!!!!!!!!
spigot: T PANTS DEUCE WILL SQUEEZE THE BURGERS AND EFFIGY WILL GRILL THE BURGERS AND YOU CAN SERVE THE BURGERS!!!! AND IT WILL BE CALLED SPIGOT'S BURGERS
spigot: MORE BEER FOR ME BUT FIRST SEVERAL BONGHITS |
spigot |
#beer #bonghit #burgers #coy-pants #gay-fatness #huffy-pants #marijuana #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,818 | 1/3/2015 | and after that deuce: T ATANDT PLEASE SHUT UP AND GET OUT
deuce: T ATANDT AND AFTER THAT FUCK OFF
spigot: T ATANDT TAKE THE PAMPERS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND PLACE THEM BACK AROUND YOUR ASS AND LEGS
pants: HUHHHHHHHHH SLEEPING IN A PILE OF DIRT
atandt: THORRY
atandt: THOMETIMETH I GET CONFUTHED |
atandt deuce pants spigot |
#atandt-deuce-disconnect #atandt-deuce-pants-spigot #diapers #fighting-irish-pose #hhhhh #mock-lisp #pants-sleeping #ponk #spigot-shrug #woodring-room-background |
|
5,819 | 1/4/2015 | live at the scene pants: COPS SENDING ROBOT INTO PARK RESTROOM |
pants |
#jnn #pants-solo #robot #urinal-background |
|
5,820 | 1/5/2015 | when is it time spigot: WHAT ABOUT MY FACE
spigot: WHEN IS IT TIME FOR SPIGOT'S FACE |
spigot |
#heart-attack #sfw #spigot-solo |
|
5,821 | 1/6/2015 | weather report pants: WHAT WILL THE WEATHER BE LIKE
duece: GAY WITH A CHANCE OF MORE GAY IN THE MORNING |
deuce pants |
#balls #deuce-pants #dreams #gay #plant #weather |
|
5,822 | 1/7/2015 | first anal spigot: WHO'S AS EXCITED AS ME TO PRE-ORDER CHARLEY CHASE'S FIRST ANAL
: DEUCE RAISES HIS HAND
spigot: NOW LET'S SEE A SHOW OF HANDS IF YOU THINK SHE REALLY KNOWS WHAT SHE'S GETTING HERSELF INTO |
spigot |
#anal #deuce-spigot #minecraft #porn #uncredited-character #urinal-background |
|
5,823 | 1/8/2015 | allahu akbuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh deuce: FOLKS THESE ATTACKS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ISLAM
deuce: LADY I SAID *SIP* THE SEMEN DON'T GARGLE IT |
deuce |
#current-events #deuce-solo #folks #islam #lowercase #mohammed #semen #terrorism #woodring-field-background |
|
5,824 | 1/9/2015 | rappin' at ya spigot: I'M FATTY MCBONER AND I'M HERE TO SAY
spigot: MY BALLS ARE FAT AND MY MOUTH IS GAY
spigot: MACSBUG |
spigot |
#macintosh #macsbug #rap #spigot-solo |
|
5,825 | 1/10/2015 | the same hands spigot: SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE??!?? TO SQUIRT MY THIRST???/
spigot: LET'S NOT ALWAYS SEE THE SAME HANDS |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #empty-auditorium-background #spigot-points #spigot-solo #squirt |
|
5,826 | 1/11/2015 | alone with my thoughts deuce: FINALLY, ALONE WITH MY THOUGHTS
deuce: HURRRRRRR FAT HUHHHHHHH DIARRHEA MUST BEATOFF
deuce: AND REPEAT |
deuce |
#beating-off #deuce-solo #diarrhea #fat #null #stray-dot #woodring-room-background |
|
5,827 | 1/12/2015 | blu-ray and dvd deuce: YE NO
spigot: NMAYBE |
deuce spigot |
#blu-ray #deuce-spigot #dvd #stray-dot |
|
5,828 | 1/13/2015 | man/man blowjobs spigot: THESE ASTRONOMY PICTURES OF THE DAY ARE ALL MAN/MAN BLOWJOBS!!!????? |
spigot |
#aquamarine-background #astronomy #gay #oral-sex #porn #spigot-solo |
|
5,829 | 1/14/2015 | for the love of christ deuce: WHAT IN THE WORLD
deuce: FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST ABOVE WHAT THE
deuce: FOR GOODNESS SAKE PLEASE KICK ME
pants: IS SOMETHING HORRIBLE HAPPENING OVER THERE |
deuce pants |
#black-background #coy-pants #deuce-pants #physical-comedy #sfw #syntax-error |
|
5,830 | 1/15/2015 | white paper spigot: TUGGING YOUR SLEEVE AND BEGGING AND PLEADING WITH YOU NOT TO BELIEVE THE HYPE ABOUT CLOUD COMPUTING AND ARGUING WITH YOU TO CLAIM YOUR FREE WHITEPAPER DOWNLOAD NOW
deuce: FREE ?!??!?!?!?!?!?1 SCRAMBLING OVER SELF, DROPPING PHONE, KNOCKING OVER BOOKSHELF, TRIGGERING WORLD WAR III |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #physical-comedy #sfw #the-cloud #wwiii |
|
5,831 | 1/16/2015 | bash me pants: BASH ME AND BASH ME AND BASH ME
spigot: I HAVEN'T SEEN IT IN A BOX
spigot: I HAVEN'T SEEN IT SUCKING COCKS |
pants spigot |
#dr-seuss #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #rhyming #violence |
|
5,832 | 1/17/2015 | it was all a dream |
pants |
#dream #jean-charles #no-dialog #pants-solo #sfw #uncredited-character #weird-pants-face |
|
5,833 | 1/18/2015 | i choke it down nightly pants: I CHOKE IT DOWN NIGHTLY / I CHOKE IT DOWN SAD / I CHOKE IT DOWN HAPPY / AND I CHOKE IT DOWN MAD / MAD / MAD
pants: OH I / CHOKE IT / DOWN MAD |
pants |
#choke-it-down #choking #pants-solo #singing #urinal-background |
|
5,834 | 1/19/2015 | debbie harry pants: DEBBIE HARRY IS TRYING TO KILL ME
pants: SHE'S PRETENDING TO WORK ON THE TELEPHONE LINES BUT I KNOW THE TRUTH
pants: GET DOWN FROM THERE YOU BITCH |
pants |
#debbie-harry #pants-solo #urinal-background |
|
5,835 | 1/20/2015 | that would be wrong spigot: I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY, BUT I'M HERE
pants: S-SHOULD I TAKE MY SHIRT OFF OR
pants: NO THAT WOULD BE WRONG |
pants spigot |
#mountain-background #nothing-to-say #pants-spigot #shirt #shrug-panel #that-would-be-wrong #underpants #weird-pants-face |
|
5,836 | 1/21/2015 | letters to penthouse pants: TURNOFFS: RUDE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!! |
pants |
#letter #letters #mountain-background #pants-solo #penthouse #people #rude #sfw #turnoff #turnoffs |
|
5,837 | 1/22/2015 | got rails?????? spigot: SQUIRTCAST, SHITSTREAM, CATBOX
spigot: MINECRAFT
pants: SKEPCHICKS WITH LAPTOP GEEK STICKERS ("GOT RAILS?????")
pants: DIGITAL PENETRATION |
dick pants spigot |
#catbox #dick-pants-spigot #digital-penetration #laptop #minecraft #rails #skepchick #sticker #stickers #woodring-field-background |
|
5,838 | 1/23/2015 | a bouquet of love deuce: T PANTS WOULD YOU LIKE A BOUQUET OF LOVE
pants: T DEUCE I WON'T BE FOOLED AGAIN
deuce: OH YES YOU WILL
pants: ALL RIGHT BOUQUET ME |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #boner #bouquet #coy-pants #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #love #mountain-background |
|
5,839 | 1/24/2015 | blam fwoomp deuce: BLAM
deuce: OR PERHAPS
deuce: FWOOMP
deuce: AS YOU ARE ENGULFED IN A BLANKET OF DICK |
deuce pants |
#blam #blanket-of-dick #blankets #deuce-pants #dick #foomph |
|
5,840 | 1/25/2015 | you make me feel so spigot: YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO YOUNG / YOU MAKE ME FFFFFFFFORGETTING
spigot: CHAIRMAN OF THE ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE????????????
spigot: YOU MAKE ME FFFFFFFFUHHH MILLIONS OF HORRIFIED FACES |
spigot |
#alzheimers #forgetfulness #frank-sinatra #mountain-background #sfw #singing #spigot-solo |
|
5,841 | 1/26/2015 | more dipping sauce over here spigot: I NEED MORE DIPPING SAUCE OVER HERE
spigot: DIPPING AND DUNKING MY NUTS FIRST INTO THE ZESTY RANCH AND HOURS LATER INTO THE COLD TOILET WATER |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #dipping #dunking #filler-panel #mountain-background #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #ranch #spigot-solo #toilet #toilet-water #zesty-ranch |
|
5,842 | 1/27/2015 | your fucking shinebox deuce: GO GET YOUR FUCKIN' SHINEBOX
pants: OK BRB |
deuce pants |
#badly-pasted-title #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants #glitches #goodfellas #mountain-background #shinebox #title-mismatch |
|
5,843 | 1/28/2015 | the only measured, logical response spigot: FOLKS THE ONLY MEASURED, LOGICAL RESPONSE IS A JERKCITY CARD GAME WITH A BIG THICK HARDCOVER RULEBOOK RIDDLED WITH INCONSISTENCIES AND IMPOSSIBLE TO FOLLOW OR PLAY CORRECTLY
deuce: PSST THOSE ARE MOST CARD GAMES
spigot: PLEASE DON'T CONTRADICT ME IN FRONT OF THE WEB CARTOONISTS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #folks #mountain-background #sfw |
|
5,844 | 1/29/2015 | opening the skylight spigot: OPENING THE SKYLIGHT AND BACKING UP THE TRUCK OF WET CEMENT
spigot: BLUP BLOP GLUPTH PLUPTH |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #cement #mountain-background #sfw #spigot-solo #wet-cement |
|
5,845 | 1/30/2015 | urinal cakes deuce: URINAL CAKES
deuce: ARE NOT REAL CAKES
deuce: PASS IT ON |
deuce pants |
#cake #deuce-pants #infocom #sfw #urinal #urinal-cakes #woodring-field-background #you-have-died |
|
5,846 | 1/31/2015 | muslim terrorists deuce: NOT SURE WHAT MAKES ME MORE MAD, MUSLIM TERRORISTS OR SOFT ON DEMAND
deuce: OR ALETTA OCEAN |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #islam #muslims #porn #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,847 | 2/1/2015 | in the land of spigot: THE BONGS THEY ARE A-SMOKIN' / AND THESE DONGS THEY ARE A-POKIN'
spigot: IN THE LAND
spigot: OF THE OLD
spigot: SOMETHING |
spigot |
#bong #forgetfulness #singing #spigot-solo |
|
5,848 | 2/2/2015 | gay in the park pants: I'M SORRY
pants: I WAS TOO BUSY SMOKING DOPE AND GETTING HEAD
deuce: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
spigot: T PANTS I TOLD DEUCE I'M STAYING HOME, HE'S GOT NO IDEA WE'RE GOING TO BE GAY IN THE PARK |
deuce pants spigot |
#cocksucking #deuce-pants-spigot #gay #marijuana #woodring-room-background |
|
5,849 | 2/3/2015 | so gay pants: SO GAY
atandt: SOOOO GAY
pants: SOOOOOOOOOO GAY
atandt: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GAY
pants: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GAY
atandt: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #fighting-irish-pose #gay #gay-contest #huffy-pants #mountain-background #oo #repetition |
|
5,850 | 2/4/2015 | the_user is_not connected deuce: HOW CAN I BE SO GAY AND YET SO FRUITY
atandt: REALLY THE ANSWER IS IN THE QUESTION |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #gay #null #white-background |
|
5,851 | 2/5/2015 | star trek drinking game spigot: THIS LOOKS MORE LIKE THE UNDERSIDE OF THE TOILET AS OPPOSED TO MACWORLD EXPO
spigot: OKAY WHILE I'M DOWN HERE I'LL WORK ON MY STAR TREK DRINKING GAME |
spigot |
#html #macintosh #macworld #sfw #spigot-solo #star-trek #urinal-background |
|
5,852 | 2/6/2015 | smeared with filth pants: MY SOFT WHITE UNDERBELLY IS SMEARED WITH FILTH |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #filth #pants-solo #sfw #smearing #urinal-background |
|
5,853 | 2/7/2015 | timeline spigot: MON - WOKE UP, JERKED OFF IN TUB
spigot: TUE - WALKED AROUND ENTIRE PERIMETER OF JERKCITY
spigot: WED - FONDLED MYSELF BEHIND JERKCITY
spigot: THU - FILED BUG
spigot: FRI - FILED FOR DIVORCE |
spigot |
#bug-report #calendar #diary #divorce #spigot-solo #tub #urinal-background |
|
5,854 | 2/8/2015 | with the spigot: WHY DON'T YOU
spigot: UH
spigot: WITH THE
spigot: EXIT STAGE NUTS |
spigot |
#green-background #nuts #spigot-solo #stage-direction |
|
5,855 | 2/9/2015 | really starting to tear pants: TWO BY TWO
pants: FOUR BY FOUR
pants: SIX BY SIX OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW IT'S REALLY STARTING TO TEAR |
pants |
#anal #grey-background #huffy-pants #pants-solo |
|
5,856 | 2/10/2015 | the cds and the boombox deuce: LET'S LICK DICK
pants: PUT ON THE SOUNDTRACK TO TRAINSPOTTING
deuce: COCKS
pants: ALRIGHTY
deuce: JERKING ME HEADWISE
pants: FUMBLING WITH THE CDS AND THE BOOMBOX AND YOUR JEANS |
deuce pants |
#90s #trainspotting #woodring-field-background |
|
5,857 | 2/11/2015 | deliberate and forceful pants: I NEVER MEANT TO BREAK YOUR HEART
pants: BALLS
pants: WHATEVER
deuce: ARE YOU SURE BECAUSE YOUR FOLLOW THROUGH WITH THE MALLET WAS DELIBERATE AND FORCEFUL |
deuce pants |
#balls #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #genital-mutilation #heart #huffy-pants #mallet #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,858 | 2/12/2015 | mmm yeah oooh boy pants: ミーアンヅマイツードングズ アイクロンクゼムツゲザル |
pants |
#dongs #japanese #mmm-yeah-oooh-boy #oh-boy #pants-solo #smooth-fonts #urinal-background #wienerdog |
|
5,859 | 2/13/2015 | shaped like a dick spigot: LOOKS LIKE THIS FACILITY . . . . . . .
spigot: . . . . . . . . .
spigot: . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
spigot: (TAKES OFF GLASSES)
spigot: . . . . . . . . . .
spigot: . . . . . . . . . .
spigot: . . . . IS SHAPED LIKE A DICK |
spigot |
#dick-shaped #facility #filler-panel #glasses #null #silence #spigot-solo |
|
5,860 | 2/14/2015 | getting you good pants: OOF OW
pants: I AM ON THE BEING PUMMELED END OF THINGS HOO WAH AHULGHALUGHAG
deuce: IT'S GETTING YOU GOOD
pants: AND HOW |
deuce pants |
#and-how #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #physical-comedy #urinal-background |
|
5,861 | 2/15/2015 | starfleet protocol part 1 spigot: BUT I NEED COCK *TODAY* |
spigot |
#cock #deja-vu #giant-greytext #series #spigot-solo #star-trek #urinal-background |
|
5,862 | 2/16/2015 | starfleet protocol part 2 pants: WELP
pants: STARFLEET PROTOCOL IS NOT SPECIFIC BUT I'M THE CAPTAIN HERE
pants: WE SHOULD NOT BE USING THE TRANSPORTER FOR THIS (HUFF, PUFF) |
pants |
#pants-solo #series #star-trek #urinal-background #weird-pants-face #welp |
|
5,863 | 2/17/2015 | should i dip my dong spigot: SHOULD I DIP MY DONG IN THE HAGEN DAZS OR THE FRUSEN GLDJE OR THE FAHRVERGNGEN |
spigot |
#diacritics #ice-cream #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
5,864 | 2/18/2015 | stuff them in my face spigot: T PANTS THIS IS NOT A GAY BBS
pants: T SPIGOT BONGS/DONGS???
spigot: COCKS COCKS COCKS / STUFF THEM IN MY FACE |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #bbs #bong #cocks #dongs #face #gay #huffy-pants #orchestra-swells #pants-spigot #rhyming #singing #urinal-background |
|
5,865 | 2/19/2015 | love me up and then down pants: LOVE ME UP THE STAIRS
deuce: CAN I LOVE YOU DOWN THE STAIRS
pants: NOT IF WE JUST WALK UP THE STAIRS AND THEN YOU LOVE ME DOWN
pants: YOU CAN LOVE ME UP AND THEN DOWN |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #love #stairs #urinal-background |
|
5,866 | 2/20/2015 | all that we have to give pants: BALLS ARE ALL THAT WE HAVE TO GIVE
pants: FILL MY ASS WITH DIRT
pants: LEAVES, ROCKS |
pants |
#ass #balls #dirt #leaves #pants-solo #rocks #woodring-field-background |
|
5,867 | 2/21/2015 | make guns and then shoot ourselves pants: T DEUCE HOW DO WE HARNESS THE POWER OF 3-D PRINTING WHILE PROTECTING OURSELVES FROM ITS DARK SIDE
deuce: MAKE GUNS AND THEN SHOOT OURSELVES WITH THEM
deuce: BUT MAKE COFFINS FIRST???
deuce: WRITE BACK |
deuce pants |
#3d-printing #coffin #dark-side #deuce-pants #gun #sfw #suicide #urinal-background #write-back |
|
5,868 | 2/22/2015 | sex spigot: SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: I NEED GAS MONEY |
spigot |
#attention #bait-and-switch #gas-money #gasoline #money #sex #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,869 | 2/23/2015 | foodstuffs atandt: DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO EAT BESIDES CRICKETS
pants: N |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #cricket #insect-eating #stray-dot #urinal-background #y-n |
|
5,870 | 2/24/2015 | touch you must deuce: TOUCH MY DICK
pants: AFRAID
deuce: THINK NOT, JUST TOUCH
deuce: TOUCH YOU MUST
deuce: BE NOT AFRAID
deuce: TOUCH YOU MUST
pants: THEN I'LL BECOME A JEDI RIGHT
deuce: DISCUSS AFTER WE WILL
deuce: NOW TOUCH YOU MUST |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dick #jedi #star-wars #urinal-background #yoda |
|
5,871 | 2/25/2015 | the cage pants: AHGLAHGLUHALGAG
spigot: WOOOHOOO HEY PEOPLE SPACE NUTS IS ON
spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP AND BE QUIET
deuce: GAHULGHALGAG
: SPACE NUTS
: "Sparky"
: Captain
: Private Jim |
deuce pants spigot |
#bolo #deuce-pants-spigot #fucking-shut-up #huffy-pants #jenv #lafinjack #maynard #mousehole #multiple-backgrounds #photo-background #series #space-nuts #space-nuts-background #star-trek-event #tongtyed #woodring-room-background |
|
5,872 | 2/26/2015 | where no man has gone before CAPTAIN: TODAY WE'RE GOING TO CONCENTRATE LESS ON OUTER SPACE AND MORE ON INNER TOILETS
SPARKY: WOOF URF BZZZP HOP BOP
PRIVATE JIM: BUT WHY CAPTAIN.
CAPTAIN: HEY SHUT YOUR FAT MOUTH FOR TWO SECONDS AND YOU'LL SEE
PRIVATE JIM: THAT'S A ROGER
SPARKY: BZZZZZ HURBLE BIP DIP PIP |
captain private jim sparky |
#bolo #jenv #maynard #photo-background #series #space-nuts #space-nuts-background #star-trek-event #tongtyed |
|
5,873 | 2/27/2015 | the man trap PRIVATE JIM: HOLY GOD YOU'RE PUSHING YOUR FAT WANGY DONG ALL THE WAY INTO MY FACE
CAPTAIN: FUCKING OPEN YOUR MOUTH
PRIVATE JIM: CHRIST MM URF THE NUTS AND BALLS WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED
CAPTAIN: I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH THIS SOAP DISH
PRIVATE JIM: MORE DANGEROUS IN THE TOILET THAN I EVER IMAGINED
CAPTAIN: WHAM WHAM WHAM I'M GOING TO SOAP YOU ALL UP |
captain private jim sparky |
#balls #bolo #dong #face #mouth #nuts #photo-background #physical-comedy #series #soap #soap-dish #space-nuts #space-nuts-background #star-trek-event #toilet #tongtyed #violence |
|
5,874 | 2/28/2015 | charlie x private jim: TODAY I BECOME A MAN
sparky: BOOF BZZZP POP DOP
atandt: I SEE MARTIN SHEEN IN THE ROLE OF SPARKY
spigot: VIVID'S FATTEST FACES |
captain private jim sparky spigot |
#bolo #hey-its-rands #jenv #martin-sheen #maynard #mousehole #multiple-backgrounds #photo-background #porn #series #sfw #space-nuts #space-nuts-background #star-trek-event #tongtyed #uncensored #vivid #woodring-room-background |
|
5,875 | 3/1/2015 | the naked time deuce: DID I MISS ANYTHING FUNNY
pants: N |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #photo-background #series #sfw #space-nuts #space-nuts-background #star-trek-event #y-n |
|
5,876 | 3/2/2015 | the enemy within deuce: THIS .45 ACP AMMUNITION IS GLUTEN-FREE
pants: T DEUCE CAN'T FIND SPACE NUTS ON NETFLIX ???? MAYBE AMAZON PRIME ????? NO?????? |
deuce pants |
#amazon #deuce-pants #gun #netflix #series #space-nuts #star-trek-event #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,877 | 3/3/2015 | mudd's women pants: GORDON LIGHTFOOT WAS A REAL PERSON NOT A JOKE PERSONA MADE UP FOR AN SNL SKIT
pants: GORDON LIGHTFOOT; SUMMERTIME DREAM
pants: THIS IS 100% REAL
deuce: TOTES |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #doop #drunk-deuce #easy-listening #gordon-lightfoot #photo #sfw #snl #star-trek-event #title-mismatch #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,878 | 3/4/2015 | what are little girls made of spigot: HAVING A SHAQ ATTACK OVER HERE PEOPLE
spigot: NO WAIT
spigot: A MAC ATTACK
deuce: T SPIGOT PLEASE TAKE YOUR "ATTACKS" ELSEWHERE SINCE YOU'RE CLEARLY JUST LOOKING FOR ATTENTION |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #macintosh #sfw #shaq #star-trek-event #title-mismatch #woodring-room-background |
|
5,879 | 3/5/2015 | miri pants: NOTHING GAY / ABOUT / THE NAZIS
pants: CERTAINLY NOT / THEIR TIGHT / UNIFORMS
pants: OH THERE'S NOTHING GAY / ABOUT / THE NAZIS
pants: (CHORUS) |
pants |
#gay #gay-nazis #nazi #pants-solo #singing #star-trek-event #title-mismatch #urinal-background |
|
5,880 | 3/6/2015 | dagger of the mind spigot: FOLKS WHY AREN'T WE TURNINA
spigot: ASDJF9B TURNING A
spigot: SOMETIMES THE JOKES ARE SO FUNNY THEY'RE SLIPPERY |
spigot |
#sfw #spigot-solo #star-trek-event #title-mismatch #typo #urinal-background |
|
5,881 | 3/7/2015 | the corbomite maneuver pants: SUDDENLY, BONGS COULD BE HEARD IN THE DISTANCE
deuce: BONG
deuce: BONG
deuce: BONG
deuce: BONG
deuce: BONG BONG
deuce: BONG BONG BONG BONG
deuce: (GETTING LOUDER AS IT GETS CLOSER YOU SEE)
pants: THANKS DOCTOR DOPPLER
deuce: T PANTS THIS IS ABOUT INTENSITY NOT FREQUENCY SO FUCK OFF MR. WIZARD |
deuce pants |
#bong #deuce-pants #doppler #doppler-effect #huffy-pants #mr-wizard #science #star-trek-event #title-mismatch #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
|
5,882 | 3/8/2015 | the menagerie part i pants: THAT STRAY DOT IS BACK
hanford: WHAT THE SHIT
pants: SCOOP IT UP WITH A BIG NET
hanford: I'LL CALL SECURITY
pants: JEAN-CHARLES HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS YOU KNOW THE QUEEN IS ALLERGIC TO NUTS
hanford: YEAH HI IT'S ME THAT DOT IS BACK |
hanford pants |
#filename #hanford-pants #huffy-pants #jean-charles #meta #queen-elizabeth #security #star-trek-event #stray-dot #title-mismatch #urinal-background |
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5,883 | 3/9/2015 | the menagerie part ii pants: I DON'T SEE WHY YOUR TRANSMISSION NEEDS TO BE ENCRYPTED (SWEATING, MAD)
deuce: LOOK AT HIM GO |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #encryption #sfw #star-trek-event #urinal-background |
|
5,884 | 3/10/2015 | the conscience of the king pants: MMMMM HUGGING AND PETTING AND PULLING YOUR SKIN BACK TO REVEAL WHAT GUNK IS ON THE SIDES OF YOUR EYEBALLS
pants: MMMM PINK STUFF GETTING MY TONGUE IN THERE
deuce: ARE YOU GIVING ME A VET EXAM
pants: YOUR SECRET FAG CHAT ROOM |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #irc #star-trek-event #title-mismatch #urinal-background |
|
5,885 | 3/11/2015 | balance of terror pants: ?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?1/I`Y2095Y205Y!!!?!?!?!
(deuce): HYPERVENTILATES
pants: YOU CAN TELL WHERE I BROKE DOWN IN THERE
deuce: IT WAS BETWEEN THE / AND THE I
pants: MOST OF THE NUMBERS REPRESENT CRYING |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sfw #star-trek-event #title-mismatch #urinal-background #whisper |
|
5,886 | 3/12/2015 | shore leave pants: THE BEES ARE NO LONGER DELIGHTFUL WELCOME GUESTS
pants: THEY HAVE GRADUATED TO A PROBLEM
pants: HEY EVERYBODY FREE BEES |
pants |
#bees #free-bees #freebies #pants-solo #sfw #star-trek-event #title-mismatch #yellow-background |
|
5,887 | 3/13/2015 | the galileo seven spigot: NEED ANOTHER SEVEN ASTRONAUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: THEY ALL DIED IN A FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: SIR YOU'RE JABBING IT AT ME LIKE I'M A FONDUE POT |
spigot |
#fondue #spigot-solo #star-trek-event #title-mismatch #urinal-background |
|
5,888 | 3/14/2015 | the squire of gothos atandt: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
atandt: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
atandt: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
atandt: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
atandt: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
atandt: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
deuce: T ATANDT BANG
atandt: TAP |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #drunk-deuce #fighting-irish-pose #repetition #sfw #star-trek-event #tapping #title-mismatch #woodring-room-background |
|
5,889 | 3/15/2015 | arena spigot: PLEASE LEAVE SO I CAN BEAT OFF WITH DIGNITY
deuce: MMMM |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dignity #star-trek-event #strange-melange #title-mismatch #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,890 | 3/16/2015 | the passion of atandt: i renounce jerkcity atandt: GREETINGS FELLOW PRESBYTERIANS |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #orange-background #presbyterians #sfw #url |
|
5,891 | 3/17/2015 | jean-charles you clumsy clod spigot: JEAN-CHARLES YOU CANNOT LADLE THE SAVORY CREPE BATTER ONTO THE SKILLET AND SIMULTANEOUSLY FLY THE HELICOPTER
spigot: OH ZE FRENCH SPORTS STARS
spigot: ZE SEVEN FRENCH SPORTS STARS JEAN-CHARLES YOU CLUMSY CLOD
spigot: NOW THERE ARE NO FRENCH SPORTS STARS
spigot: JEAN-CHARLES YOU HAVE INSTEAD USED THE SWEET CREPE BATTER!!!!!!!!!
pants: MALAYSIA AIRLINES TOWELETTE FOUND ON WESTERN AUSTRALIA BEACH
spigot: JEAN-CHARLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
pants spigot |
#crepe #current-events #french #helicopter #jean-charles #pants-spigot #sfw #sports #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,892 | 3/18/2015 | pants in repose |
pants |
#middle-management-advice #no-dialog #pants-solo #sfw #white-background |
|
5,893 | 3/19/2015 | elasticity, puncture-proofness dick: MY SPECIAL PARTS
deuce: THEY'RE NOT THAT SPECIAL (TUGGING, PULLING, INVESTIGATING)
pants: YOUR FLOWER
deuce: TESTING ELASTICITY, PUNCTURE-PROOFNESS |
deuce dick pants |
#deuce-dick-pants #sfw #woodring-den-background |
|
5,894 | 3/20/2015 | quick question about the watership spigot: FOLKS IS THE WHITE HOUSE STILL DOWN
spigot: HOW ABOUT THAT BLACKHAWK, IS THAT DOWN
spigot: QUICK QUESTION ABOUT THE WATERSHIP |
spigot |
#black-hawk-down #coy-pants #folks #movies #sfw #spigot-solo #teal-background #watership-down #well-then #white-house-down |
|
5,895 | 3/21/2015 | why would i do that pants: WELP!!!!!!! BETTER SLAM THE DOOR ON MY WANG
pants: WHY WOULD I DO THAT
pants: WHY |
pants |
#black-background #coy-pants #dong-slamming #door #genital-mutilation #pants-solo #physical-comedy #wang #welp #why |
|
5,896 | 3/22/2015 | not the mean one pants: JUST PLEASE CALL 911 AND TELL THEM TO SEND THE RANGER
pants: THE NICE RANGER NOT THE MEAN ONE
spigot: I'M ON THE PHONE
pants: I SAID NOT THE MEAN JUDGMENTAL RANGER
spigot: ROOTKITS, BOTNETS, BEATNIKS, DICKLICKS |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #beatnik #beatniks #blue-background #bot-net #botnet #botnets #dial-911 #dick-lick #dicklick #dicklicking #dicklicks #nice-ranger #on-phone #pants-spigot #ranger #root-kit #rootkit #rootkits #telephone #telephony |
|
5,897 | 3/23/2015 | are you my ashtray pants: ARE YOU MY ASHTRAY
deuce: MORE YOUR GENERAL TRASH RECEPTACLE
deuce: BUT YES, CIGARETTE BUTTS, LIT CIGARETTES HAPPILY ACCEPTED
pants: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ADMIT WE'RE LOST
pants: JUST ASK MY BONER FOR DIRECTIONS |
deuce pants |
#ashtray #boner #cigarette #cigarette-butts #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #mountain-background |
|
5,898 | 3/24/2015 | should we hop on a quick call pants: GLORMPH
spigot: FLURMPTH
spigot: SHOULD WE HOP ON A QUICK CALL
spigot: IF YOU GIVE ME THE DIAL-IN NUMBER I CAN MAKE FART SOUNDS |
pants spigot |
#buzzwords #neon-grid-background #pants-spigot #quick-call #telephone #telephony #weird-pants-face |
|
5,899 | 3/25/2015 | please do my homework for me pants: PLEASE DO MY HOMEWORK FOR ME
atandt: FIRST TAKE YOUR ATABRINE |
atandt pants |
#atabrine #atandt-pants #grey-background #homework #html-entity #non-breaking-space |
|
5,900 | 3/26/2015 | expiration notice deuce: FOLKS MY ADOBE ATMOSPHERE LICENSE JUST EXPIRED |
deuce |
#adobe #adobe-atmosphere #deuce-solo #folks #null #sfw #stray-dot #woodring-field-background |
|
5,901 | 3/27/2015 | wait got distracted deuce: HOW MANY COCKS WOULD A WOODCHUCK COCK IF A WOODCOCK COULD COCK COCK
deuce: WAIT GOT DISTRACTED AT THE END THERE WHAT WERE WE COCKING ABOUT |
deuce |
#cock #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #mousehole #strip-drought-2015 #woodring-room-background |
|
5,902 | 3/28/2015 | lock the cockpit spigot: WHO DOESN'T LOCK THE COCKPIT TO BEAT OFF |
spigot |
#beat-off #cock-pit #current-events #spigot-solo #strip-drought-2015 #woodring-field-background |
|
5,903 | 3/29/2015 | sometime in the night ozone: CUT DOWN A RACK OF BANANAS YESTERDAY. SOMETIME IN THE NIGHT, A RAT ATE PART OF ONE |
ozone |
#banana #hospital-background #ozone-solo #rat #sfw #strip-drought-2015 |
|
5,904 | 3/30/2015 | the case of the haunted fannypack pants: FANNNNNYPAAAAACK
deuce: ARE YOU A GH-GH-GHOST
pants: I AM
pants: BOO
deuce: EEK A GHOST |
deuce pants |
#blue-background #deuce-pants #fannypacks #ghost |
|
5,905 | 3/31/2015 | sexual misconduct dick: SEXUAL MISCONDUCTING YOU
deuce: BEING SEXUAL MISCONDUCTED, AYE |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #misconduct #neon-grid-background #sex #sexual-misconduct |
|
5,906 | 4/1/2015 | the peoples republic of jerkcity deuce: I HEREBY DECLARE THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF JERKCITY
deuce: MASS EXECUTIONS WILL BEGIN SHORTLY |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #mass-executions #mountain-background #politics |
|
5,907 | 4/2/2015 | dicklicking in the datacenter |
pants |
#abstract #datacenter #dicklicking #gark #no-dialog #series |
|
5,908 | 4/3/2015 | who didn't deuce: WHO DIDN'T SHIT THEMSELVES TODAY ??!?!? }}}} ME {{{{
pants: HURRAY |
deuce pants |
#captcha #deuce-pants #mousehole #shit #singing #woodring-room-background |
|
5,909 | 4/4/2015 | fluffer underflow dick: UH OH FLUFFER UNDERFLOW
spigot: COPS / COME AND TRY TO FAG MY MOPS |
dick spigot |
#dick-spigot #mops #singing #tcp-ip #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,910 | 4/5/2015 | dicklicking in the datacenter part ii |
pants |
#abstract #datacenter #dicklicking #no-dialog #series #single-panel |
|
5,911 | 4/6/2015 | flinging baloney SPIGOT: I'M GOING TO FLING THIS BALONEY OVER THE WALL OF MY CUBE AND WHOEVER CATCHES IT CAN HAVE IT
SPIGOT: NOTICE HOW "BALONEY" IS FUNNIER THAN "BOLOGNA"
SPIGOT: EVEN THOUGH "BOLOGNA" HAS THE WORD LOG IN IT |
spigot |
#baloney #bologna #cubicles #grammar #log #poo #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
5,912 | 4/7/2015 | a word from our sponsor hanford: AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR
pants: HI I'M PANTS FROM JERKCITY
pants: YOU MAY HAVE SEEN MY FACE ON TELEVISION OR HEARD MY VOICE ON RADIO
pants: HTTP://JERKCITYHIFI.COM/ IS JUST THE BEST THING EVER |
hanford pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #commercial #coy-pants #deja-vu #hanford-pants #meta #pants-from-jerkcity #phone-number #plant #radio #sfw #shameless-self-promotion #sponsor #television #url #woodring-field-background |
|
5,913 | 4/8/2015 | dicklicking in the data center: the final chapter |
deuce pants |
#abstract #datacenter #dicklicking #picture #series |
|
5,914 | 4/9/2015 | congratulations are in order deuce: CONGRATULATIONS FOR DOING SOMETHING USELESS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #sfw #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,915 | 4/10/2015 | i hate to break it to you deuce: ALSO I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT NOBODY GIVES A SHIT
deuce: PICTURES OF GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES IN MY PORN FOLDER |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #porn #woodring-room-background |
|
5,916 | 4/11/2015 | not sure if you're up spigot: NOT SURE IF YOU'RE UP AT 3AM BUT WE GOT A HOT SUPPORT ISSUE HERE
spigot: ARE YOU NOT BY YOUR PHONE? LEAVING A VOICEMAIL 3:14AM
spigot: HEY ME AGAIN |
spigot |
#devops #early-morning-spigot #me-again #phone-tag #photo-background #sfw #space-nuts-background #spigot-solo #tech-support #voicemail |
|
5,917 | 4/12/2015 | steps to reproduce deuce: PRIORITY 1, SEVERITY 1: "FAGGOT" ON THE SPLASH SCREEN
deuce: STEPS TO REPRODUCE: LAUNCH APPLICATION. LOOK AT SPLASH SCREEN. GET CALLED A FAGGOT.
deuce: PROBLEM: GAME CALLS ME A FAGGOT. EXPECTED: THE GAME DOES NOT CALL ME A FAGGOT. |
deuce |
#bug-report #deuce-solo #faggot #gark #woodring-field-background |
|
5,918 | 4/13/2015 | is it true what they say spigot: IS IT TRUE WHAT THEY SAY
spigot: ABOUT US GETTING GAY
spigot: IN THE STALLS / IN THE STALLS / IN THE STALLS
pants: IN / THE / STALLS
spigot: YOU AND ME STANDING HERE / AND IT'S TIME TO BE QUEER
spigot: LINE
pants: MAKING CHRISTMAS / MAKING CHRISTMAS
spigot: I ALREADY SAID QUEER
spigot: CURTAIN FOR GOD SAKES |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #curtain-drop #gay #hospital-background #pants-spigot #queer #singing #weird-pants-face |
|
5,919 | 4/14/2015 | hardon preferable deuce: T PANTS =NEED YOU TAKE SOME SELFIES OF YOUR WANG (HARDON PREFERABLE)
pants: I NEED MY PUMP IF WE'RE GONNA DO THAT
pants: ALSO MY PUMP'S PUMP
deuce: MULTIPLE PUMPS FOR SOME REASON |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #coy-pants #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #pump #selfies #typo #urinal-background #wang |
|
5,920 | 4/15/2015 | really stuck pants: COME ON GUYS I'M REALLY STUCK HERE
deuce: SHUT IT
pants: I WISH I COULD FLY
pants: THEN I COULD UNSTICK MYSELF FROM THIS PLACE THAT I AM STUCK
deuce: FAT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #fatness #half-life #stuck #urinal-background #winnie-the-pooh |
|
5,921 | 4/16/2015 | robot voiced spigot: REPEATER / TIMED / OUT |
spigot |
#ham-radio #radio #repeater #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
5,922 | 4/17/2015 | poignant irony pants: DRAT THIS TOWEL IS DAMP
spigot: T PANTS I SPILLED MY EAR MEDICINE ALL OVER YOUR Q-TIPS IN A MOMENT OF POIGNANT IRONY AND ALSO WHILE STONED |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #plant #q-tips #sfw #stoned #towel #woodring-field-background |
|
5,923 | 4/18/2015 | children's book spigot: "I WANTED IT TO LOOK LIKE A CHILDREN'S BOOK" SAID EVERY UNTALENTED 20SOMETHING ANIMATOR ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH |
spigot |
#20-something-year-old #animation #filename #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
5,924 | 4/19/2015 | picture of a cookie drawer |
spigot |
#ahoy #altoid #altoids #chips-ahoy #cookie-drawer #cookies #fag #fatness #milano-wafers #paper-towel #picture #plastic-bag #product-placement #rokko #snacks |
|
5,925 | 4/20/2015 | these are the times that try men's souls spigot: YOU GOT YOUR BOXES HERE, YOUR GADGETS THERE
spigot: AN APPLE MONITOR BOX FOR A NIGHT STAND
spigot: IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT I CAN GET UP IN PITCH DARKNESS AND KNOW EXACTLY WHERE THE ALLEN WRENCHES ARE
pants: THESE ARE THE TIMES THAT TRY MEN'S SOULS |
pants spigot |
#apple #computer-repair #irc #pants-spigot #sfw #urinal-background |
|
5,926 | 4/21/2015 | bus ticket deuce: HERE'S A FUCKING BUS TICKET SHITHEAD
pants: WELCOME TO MY CREEPY APARTMENT |
deuce pants |
#bus #bus-ticket #deja-vu #deuce-pants #sql #urinal-background |
|
5,927 | 4/22/2015 | do the math atandt: (DEUCE^2 + PANTS^2) / SPIGOT = ???
atandt: I THINK I LEFT OUT A SQRT SOMEWHERE |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #math #pythagorean-theorem #square-root #urinal-background |
|
5,928 | 4/23/2015 | pray with me pants: WASH AWAY MY UGLY SINS |
pants |
#pants-solo #sfw #stray-dot #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
|
5,929 | 4/24/2015 | flora and fauna and pants: FLORA AND FAUNA AND BONERS AND TRAUMA
deuce: IN THAT ORDER |
deuce pants |
#boner #deuce-pants #fauna #flora #rhyming #trauma #urinal-background |
|
5,930 | 4/25/2015 | magic's biggest secrets pants: WHY AREN'T WE CALLING THEM MORLOCKS AND PUTTING THEM INTO THE SEWERS, HUNTING THEM FOR SPORT, ETC.
pants: YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO BREAK THE MAGICIAN'S CODE AND REVEAL MAGIC'S BIGGEST SECRETS BUT INSTEAD HERE WE ARE IN THIS PLACE
spigot: IRONICALLY SIR WHILE YOU WERE PULLING MY PANTS DOWN MY ATM CARD SEEMS TO HAVE GOTTEN BENT/UNUSABLBLBLBLBHLGHBLG |
pants spigot |
#atm-card #magic #morlocks #pants-spigot #sfw #urinal-background |
|
5,931 | 4/26/2015 | staring off into space spigot: ARE YOU ALL JUST FUCKING DOPES STARING OFF INTO SPACE?!?!?!?
spigot: TYPE AND BE FUNNY
deuce: COCKS
spigot: ZKJDFIOWJG |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #slow-day #urinal-background |
|
5,932 | 4/27/2015 | considered and rejected deuce: AHEM PAY ATTENTION TO THE DUCKLING BECAUSE HE WILL BE YOUR LEGAL GUARDIAN FROM NOW ON (FOOTSTEPS, OPEN DOOR, SLAM DOOR, MUCH QUIETER FOOTSTEPS FADING TO SILENCE)
pants: HAVE YOU CONSIDERED BALLS
deuce: CONSIDERED AND REJECTED: BALLS DO NOT QUACK
pants: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT (WAGGLING EYEBROWS)
deuce: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PEOPLE |
deuce pants |
#balls #deuce-pants #duck #eyebrows-of-pants #urinal-background |
|
5,933 | 4/28/2015 | we are become anal pants: ARE WE BECOME ANAL
deuce: I AM BECOME ANAL, DESTROYER OF WORLDS |
deuce pants |
#anal #deuce-pants #urinal-background |
|
5,934 | 4/29/2015 | ozone vs the pigs ozone: THERE ARE PIGS ACTIVELY LIVING IN THE YARD |
ozone |
#ozone-and-the-pig #ozone-solo #pigs #sfw #urinal-background |
|
5,935 | 4/30/2015 | a future for my boner pants: CAN YOU SEE A FUTURE FOR MY BONER
pants: A FUTUREBONER
pants: I.E. A BONER IN YOUR FUTURE
deuce: IS THIS BONER WE'RE REFERRING TO IN MY FACT MY BONER |
deuce pants |
#boner #deuce-pants #urinal-background |
|
5,936 | 5/1/2015 | free-range ozone: I SAW SOME FREE-RANGE COCKS UP AROUND THE CORNER
ozone: SHOULD I GO UP THERE AND SEE IF I CAN CATCH ONE
ozone: NOBODY LIVES THERE, IT'S NOT LIKE THESE COCKS JUST WANDERED OFF
ozone: MAYBE THEY'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO WALK INTO A CAT CARRIER
ozone: I HAVEN'T DONE THIS BEFORE |
ozone |
#cocks #free-range-cocks #ozone-solo #urinal-background |
|
5,937 | 5/2/2015 | begin gay spurt : This little fellow is known round these parts as Spigot The Bear. He's not a real bear, though.
SPIGOT: THERE'S MORE TO ACROBAT THAN JUST THE READER
SPIGOT: %PDF()$$)$*%BEGINGAYSPURT--------> |
spigot |
#acrobat #adobe #caption #prose #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #spurt #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,938 | 5/3/2015 | kicking and punching deuce: GLHAGLHGA
pants: OH YEAH WELL HUALHHAG
deuce: YOU BACK OFF MAN GLHLAAGHABLHAGBHLGBAHLABGH
pants: I CAN'T HELP IT HLAGHAULHGLUAHGLAG |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking-noises #coy-pants #deuce-pants #sfw #urinal-background |
|
5,939 | 5/4/2015 | friendship spigot: I WOULD PLACE AN ENTERTAINING MOVIE ABOVE FRIENDSHIP |
spigot |
#boner #friendship #priorities #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
5,940 | 5/5/2015 | dustbuster pants: I'M A DUSTBUSTER
pants: ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
deuce: QUIET ON THE SET
pants: ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #dustbuster #meta #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,941 | 5/6/2015 | oh my yes deuce: STATE OF EMERGENCY
deuce: NATIONAL GUARD MOBILIZED
deuce: ACTIVATING ROBOCOP |
deuce |
#baltimore-riots #deuce-solo #robocop #sfw #urinal-background |
|
5,942 | 5/7/2015 | faxcon 2015 spigot: DO YOU NEED A SPECIAL LICENSE TO OPERATE A FAX MACHINE
spigot: ARE THERE ANY FAX MACHINE CLUBS IN YOUR AREA
spigot: CAN YOU CONDUCT THE THURSDAY NIGHT FAX NET WHERE WE ALL FAX EACH OTHER
spigot: OKAY WE HAVE A JAMMER (SHEETS AND SHEETS OF BLACK)
spigot: HAD AN EPSON FOR YEARS, FINALLY SWITCHED TO HP BUT I MISS THE OLD KNOBS AND MENUS
(spigot): PSST
spigot: ARE YOU GOING TO FAXCON 2015
deuce: OH GOD PISSING INTO MY MOUTH |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #fax #filename #ham-radio #mousehole #piss #prostitutes #urophagia #whisper #woodring-room-background |
|
5,943 | 5/8/2015 | always begin with boner pants: GODEL, ESCHER, BONER
atandt: REVERSE THAT ORDER
pants: STRIKE THAT / REVERSE IT
atandt: ALWAYS BEGIN WITH BONER
pants: CARPE DIPSHIT |
atandt pants |
#black-background #boner #godel-escher-bach #willy-wonka |
|
5,944 | 5/9/2015 | already doing it pants: BE [REDACTED] WITH ME (OR ELSE)
deuce: WHAT DOES THAT ENTAIL
pants: I CANNOT SAY
deuce: THEN HOW CAN I LEGALLY CONSENT TO IT
deuce: OH MY GOD YOU'RE ALREADY DOING IT AREN'T YOU
pants: YYYYYYYYY |
euce pants |
#deuce-pants #red-background #redacted-text #uncredited-character |
|
5,945 | 5/10/2015 | space nuts: a very special announcement pants: SPACE NUTS RENEWED FOR SEASON 2 |
pants |
#announcement #null #pants-solo #space-nuts #space-nuts-background |
|
5,946 | 5/11/2015 | careful negotiations pants: ALL RIGHT BUT I WILL ONLY GO TO SECOND BASE
deuce: I THINK I CAN HANDLE THAT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #fatness #minecraft #minecraft-background #negotiations #sfw #was-re |
|
5,947 | 5/12/2015 | to find work and order potstickers : Pictured below: Spigot the Bear (left), "Deuce" (right)
spigot: WE ARE NOT CONSTANTLY STONED WE TAKE TIME OUT TO FIND WORK AND ORDER POTSTICKERS
deuce: GHLAGHLGAHLAG
spigot: WELL FOLKS I DID NOT WIN A WEBBY AWARD!!!!!!!!!!!! |
deuce spigot |
#caption #cocksucking-noises #deuce-spigot #folks #gravy #grey-background #potstickers #punctuation #spigot-the-bear #stoned #webby-award |
|
5,948 | 5/13/2015 | a gentleman's agreement pants: PUT YOUR JUNK IN THE DRAWER AND I'LL SLAM IT
pants: MY BONER HAS ACCESS TO A CLOAKING DEVICE
pants: DOESN'T HELP |
pants |
#boner #dong-slamming #genital-mutilation #hospital-background #junk-drawer #pants-solo #weird-pants-face |
|
5,949 | 5/14/2015 | be gay with me forever |
deuce pants |
#be-gay-with-me #behind-the-scenes #hammer #hammers #no-dialog #ouch #picture #start-menu #windows #windows-xp |
|
5,950 | 5/15/2015 | a small village deuce: WATCHING A TED TALK ON HOW MY BALLS CAN FEED A SMALL VILLAGE IN AFRICA |
deuce |
#africa #balls #deuce-solo #ted-talks #urinal-background |
|
5,951 | 5/16/2015 | this time for sure pants: HLAGHAULGHLUAGHULAHGLHAGLG
pants: SPIT SPIT AHGHALUGHULAGAG SPIT PFFFFT
pants: THIS TIME FOR SURE HUAKGHALUHGULHAGULHUAG |
pants |
#cocksucking-noises #hospital-background #pants-solo #sfw |
|
5,952 | 5/17/2015 | apple watch spigot: FLINGING IT INTO THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
pants: GARABAGE DISPOSAL FLINGS IT OUT, BACK ONTO YOUR WRIST |
pants spigot |
#apple #apple-watch #diss #garbage-disposal #pants-spigot #sfw #urinal-background #watch #wrist |
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5,953 | 5/18/2015 | watch me war pants: I'M A WAR CORRESPONDENT
pants: WATCH ME WAR
pants: GRRRRR THIS IS MY WAR EXPRESSION
deuce: THAT IS WARRY
deuce: CAN YOU SHOW ME A CEASEFIRE
pants: I CAN DIG IT BABY
deuce: I DON'T SEE ANY DIFFERENCE
pants: WELL THEN I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN (FOLDS ARMS) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #huffy-pants #infocom #sfw #text-adventure #troll-blowing #war #war-correspondent #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background #zork |
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5,954 | 5/19/2015 | calling all cars pants: SENTENCED TO FIRST TIME ANAL
deuce: CALLING ALL CARS, CALLING ALL CARS
pants: SON OF A DICKS |
deuce pants |
#anal #angry-panel #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #first-time-anal #huffy-pants #plant #police #radio #woodring-field-background |
|
5,955 | 5/20/2015 | vint cerf deuce: IF I HAD A NAME LIKE VINT CERF, I'D NEVER WEAR CLOTHES |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #internet #nudity #null #urinal-background |
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5,956 | 5/21/2015 | how do you get on the internet spigot: IF YOU'RE A WOMAN, HOW DO YOU GET ON THE INTERNET WITHOUT A MAN? YOU *CAN'T* |
spigot |
#internet #sfw #shut-up #spigot-solo #urinal-background #women |
|
5,957 | 5/22/2015 | very important to us deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO FILE A FORMAL COMPLAINT
pants: YOUR CALL IS VERY IMPORTANT TO US
pants: PLEASE CONTINUE TO HOLD
deuce: HOW COME IT'S ALWAYS GIRL FROM IPANEMA FOR THE HOLD MUSIC
pants: YOUR HOLD TIME WILL BE: THIRTY. FOUR. MINUTES
deuce: CARRYING THE CORDLESS PHONE WITH ME INTO THE CRAPPER |
deuce pants |
#complaint #deuce-pants #girl-from-ipanema #on-hold #sfw #urinal-background |
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5,958 | 5/23/2015 | make the noise spigot: HONK MY DICK LIKE A HORN
spigot: SERIOUSLY MAKE THE NOISE OR I CAN'T EJACULATE |
spigot |
#ejaculation #honk #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
5,959 | 5/24/2015 | in a bucket by you pants: I SHOULD LIKE TO BE CARRIED AROUND IN A BUCKET BY YOU
pants: DOWN BY THE SHORE WE WILL WANDER
deuce: WILL I SOMETIMES DIP YOU INTO THE WATER AND THEN SOMETIMES SCOOP UP SOME SAND AND THEN MAYBE DUMP IT OUT
pants: A-SEEKING OYSTERS AND OTHER DELICIOUS OCEAN EATABLES
deuce: WHAT IF I JUST FUCK YOUR FACE |
deuce pants |
#beach #deuce-pants #face-fucking #mollusk #ocean #urinal-background |
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5,960 | 5/25/2015 | thanks for that spigot: THREE HITS TO MY SITE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: OKAY THANKS FOR THAT
spigot: {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ CYBERHUGZ }}}}}}}}}}}}}}} |
spigot |
#hugs #internet #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background #website |
|
5,961 | 5/26/2015 | can't stands it pants: LEMME AT 'IM
pants: I'LL MURDERIZE THEM ALL
pants: WHY I OUGHTA |
pants |
#huffy-pants #pants-solo #popeye #sfw #stray-dot #urinal-background |
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5,962 | 5/27/2015 | clicking and double-clicking pants: KIRK SPOCK AND BONES LOOKIN' FOR SPACE PUSSY
spigot: CLICK MY FACE
pants: MAY I CHOOSE BETWEEN CLICKING AND DOUBLE-CLICKING
pants: PLEASE |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #miscredited-character #pants-spigot #star-trek #urinal-background |
|
5,963 | 5/28/2015 | odds are good pants: DOWN ME IN ONE GULP
deuce: YOU WILL TAKE AT LEAST 2, ODDS ARE GOOD 3
deuce: EXPECTATION VALUE: 2.83 |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #expectation-value #math #probability #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,964 | 5/29/2015 | some manner of horned instrument deuce: OOM PA OOM PA OOM PA OOM PA
deuce: I'M SOME MANNER OF HORNED INSTRUMENT
deuce: WANNA FUCK
deuce: [NOT CLEAR WHETHER THAT'S A STATEMENT OR A REQUEST] |
deuce |
#brackets #deuce-solo #polka #tuba #urinal-background #wanna-fuck |
|
5,965 | 5/30/2015 | how to pee on mops and get away with it deuce: T PANTS LOOK I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE THIS ARGUMENT WITH YOU EVERY SINGLE TIME BUT (LONG, FRUSTRATED EXHALE) YOU CAN ONLY PEE ON ISOLATED, UNUSED MOPS
deuce: NOT MOPS THAT ARE BEING USED BY A JANITOR TO MOP THINGS UP AT THAT SECOND WHILE HE'S HOLDING THE MOP |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #mop-pissing #mops #piss #urinal-background #urine |
|
5,966 | 5/31/2015 | rap name pants: T DEUCE IS PANTS MY RAP NAME OR AM I FAT
pants: T DEUCE DEEP DOWN I THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER
pants: T DEUCE FREUD CALLS THIS "UNCONSCIOUS COCK-SEEKING BEHAVIOR E.G. BUMBLING THROUGH THE TENDERLOIN ON A SATURDAY NIGHT/SUNDAY MORNING" |
deuce pants |
#bay-area #deuce-pants #freud #psychoanalysis #rap #tenderloin #urinal-background |
|
5,967 | 6/1/2015 | my cross to bear spigot: YOUR DICK AND BALLS WILL BE MY CROSS TO BEAR |
spigot |
#balls #jesus #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
5,968 | 6/2/2015 | all i have to say pants: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
pants: THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY
pants: NOW BOTH OF YOU GO OUT AND PLAY
pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGGGH BASEMENT |
pants |
#basement #coy-pants #nuggh #pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background |
|
5,969 | 6/3/2015 | i'm not saying you look bad in a dress deuce: LOOK I'M NOT SAYING YOU LOOK BAD IN A DRESS I'M JUST SAYING YOU LOOK TERRIBLE IN A DRESS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #fashion #praying #religion #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,970 | 6/4/2015 | listen to the music spigot: I'D LIKE TO LICK / THE WORLD A DICK
deuce: AND NO MORE / CUM DODGING |
deuce spigot |
#coca-cola #cum-dodging #deuce-spigot #null #singing #urinal-background |
|
5,971 | 6/5/2015 | on dicklicking deuce: JUST KEEP ADDING BATCHES OF 100 UNTIL IT SLOWS DOWN, THEN EXERCISE JUDGEMENT
pants: THAT'S EXACTLY THE SPHERE OF RESPONSIBILITY THAT SHOULD BE BESTOWED UPON ME: EXERCISING JUDGEMENT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicklicking #drugs #plant #woodring-field-background |
|
5,972 | 6/6/2015 | so high deuce: I'M SO HIGH I CAN SEE GOD
deuce: AND HE DOES NOT APPROVE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #god #marijuana #oxycontin #woodring-field-background |
|
5,973 | 6/7/2015 | fun and profit spigot: THE FIRST RULE FOR ROBOTS SHOULD BE THAT THEY NEVER HARM HUMANS (EXCEPT FOR ONES THAT CRANK CALL ME OR DUMPED ME A LONG TIME AGO)
pants: I LICK DICKS FOR FUN AND PROFIT |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #dicklicking #gloves #goggles #huffy-pants #isaac-asimov #pants-spigot #robot #woodring-field-background |
|
5,974 | 6/8/2015 | big wangy dicks humping away at my chin spigot: OKAY FOR APRIL FOOLS LET'S GO TO THE GLORYHOLE AND SPROING THOSE PEANUT BRITTLE SNAKES AROUND INSTEAD OF OUR DICKS IT'LL BE GREAT
deuce: T SPIGOT PERSONALLY I'VE NEVER KNOWN APRIL FOOLS TO INVOLVE BIG WANGY DICKS HUMPING AWAY AT MY CHIN
spigot: IF THERE ARE SPROINGY SNAKES IN THE GLORYHOLE THEN I'D BETTER GO BUY SOME PEANUT BRITTLE
deuce: YOU'RE MIXING METAPHORS AGAIN |
deuce spigot |
#april-fools #glory-hole #mixed-metaphor #orange-background #peanut-brittle #sproing #stray-dot |
|
5,975 | 6/9/2015 | the crank part 1 pants: WAIT A MINUTE
pants: WHICH ONE OF YOU IS OPERATING THE CRANK
pants: PLEASE DO SOMETHING THIS IS CHAFING |
pants |
#chafing #crank #pants-solo #series #sfw #urinal-background |
|
5,976 | 6/10/2015 | the crank part 2 pants: SOME MANNER OF PISS CRISIS
pants: WIPE IT OFF AND PUT IT BACK ONTO THE PLATE
pants: OKAY GO BACK TO TURNING THE CRANK |
pants |
#crank #dongs #girl #harriet #pants-solo #piss #piss-crisis #series #title-mismatch #uncredited-character #woodring-field-background |
|
5,977 | 6/11/2015 | eat your queernuts deuce: ARE YOU FULLY GAY, PEOPLE?
pants: SO UH
pants: WHY IS THE BACKGROUND BLUE
deuce: GHLAGHLAHGLUAG |
deuce pants |
#blue-background #cocksucking-noises #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fatness #filename #gay #meta #nuts #queernuts #self-aware |
|
5,978 | 6/12/2015 | the blue background spigot: BEAT-OFF MODE |
spigot |
#beat-off #blue-background #spigot-solo |
|
5,979 | 6/13/2015 | zines and more zines pants: A KICKSTARTER TO MAKE THE JERKCITYHD ZINE?????? $$$$$$$$$
pants: AN INDIGOGO TO PUT JERKCITYHIFI ON VINYL???????? ?????!?? $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$4
(pants): WHY IS THE BACKGROUND BLUE |
pants |
#crowdsourcing #false-premise #incorrectly-identified-background #indiegogo #kickstarter #lie #neon-grid-background #pants-solo #sfw #typo #whisper #zine |
|
5,980 | 6/14/2015 | for a second there spigot: WHA
spigot: OH
spigot: FOR A SECOND THERE I THOUGHT I WAS EMPLOYED |
spigot |
#altoids #sfw #spigot-solo #stray-dot #unemployment #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,981 | 6/15/2015 | too tired to fight deuce: SERIOUSLY SO TIRED YOU COULD TOTALLY POKE A BONER IN ME AND I WOULDN'T FIGHT <-- WHAT THE FUCK IT THIS
pants: ARE YOU SAYING THAT I SHOULD NO NO THAT WOULD BE WRONG
deuce: SERIOUSLY TOTALLY JUST STUCK IT IN ANYWHERE I'M TOO TIRED TO FIGHT
pants: K
deuce: AND YOUR ABILITY TO TOTALLY LEGALLY GROPE ME WHILE I'M DEFENSELESS BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY GIVEN YOU EXPLICIT PRE-PERMISSION
pants: SIGN HERE AND HERE AND HERE, INITIAL HERE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #green-background #narcophilia #that-would-be-wrong #tired #typo |
|
5,982 | 6/16/2015 | the three amigos deuce: FOLKS CAN WE ALL AGREE LONG AFTER THE FACT THAT THREE AMIGOS WAS NOT FUNNY
spigot: I'M IN AGREEMENT
deuce: NOW LET'S MAKE OUT
spigot: I MEAN IT'S HILARIOUS
spigot: I MEAN IT'S SO NOT FUNNY IT'S HILARIOUS: WHATEVER PUTS DISTANCE BETWEEN US
spigot: NOT TOO MUCH DISTANCE
spigot: I MISS YOU
spigot: HELLO
spigot: (GURK) DEAD
deuce: {{{ DIARRHEA }}} |
deuce spigot |
#a-love-story #comedy #deuce-spigot #diarrhea #folks #grey-background #gurk #not-funny #null #three-amigos |
|
5,983 | 6/17/2015 | girl pants: GIRL THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT YOU
pants: GIRL I JUST CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU
pants: FEED ME COCKS OFF A CONVEYER BELT |
pants |
#barry-white #cocks #never-never-gonna-give-you-up #pants-solo #red-background #singing |
|
5,984 | 6/18/2015 | making a huge mess deuce: WHACKING YOU OFF
pants: BEING WACKED OFF
deuce: 10-4 OVER |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #handjob #space-nuts #space-nuts-background #ten-four #whacking-off |
|
5,985 | 6/19/2015 | divided longitudinally into three lobes pants: ELECTROLYTES FOR TRILOBITES
pants: I, THE SECOND GAYEST EXTINCT MARINE ARTHROPOD THAT OCCURRED ABUNDANTLY DURING THE PALEOZOIC ERA, WITH A CARAPACE OVER THE FOREPART, AND A SEGMENTED HIND PART DIVIDED LONGITUDINALLY INTO THREE LOBES
pants: WHAT PART OF SEGMENTED HIND DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND |
pants |
#pants-solo #science #stray-dot #trilobite #white-background |
|
5,986 | 6/20/2015 | bust out pants: IF I'M GOING TO LAM IT, I'M GOING WITH A FUCKING PACKAGE. I'M NOT GOING TO BE LIKE FUCKING MICKEY MAZUCCO. THE POOR PRICK ONLY HAD FIVE MINUTES TO RUN. HE ENDED UP IN SOME RAT INFESTED MOTEL DOWN IN ELVIS COUNTRY
spigot: WHAT IS THAT
deuce: ANYWHERE THERE ARE NO JEWS OR ITALIANS
spigot: I DON'T GET IT |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #mickey-mazucco #minecraft #minecraft-background #the-sopranos |
|
5,987 | 6/21/2015 | boggle pants: JUSTIFY MY LOVE (FOR DICK)
deuce: POP
pants: PONK
(pants): PLOP
pants: GORT
pants: GLUG
pants: CLOG
deuce: IS THIS BOGGLE |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #boggle #clog #deuce-pants #dick #drunk-deuce #glug #gort #onomatopoeia #plop #ponk #pop #weird-pants-face #whisper #woodring-den-background |
|
5,988 | 6/22/2015 | use the KFC store locator to find KFC locations near you deuce: GET A ROOM
spigot: FOLKS THE COLONEL IS **BACK**
deuce: WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE I TOLD YOU TO GET A ROOM
deuce: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING
deuce: WAIT SORRY WERE YOU SAYING SOMETHING
spigot: THANK YOU
spigot: COLONEL SANDERS IS BACK AND HIS SECRET RECIPE IS NOW AVAILABLE IN A DIPPING SAUCE
spigot: KFC OFFERS A REAL MEAL WHERE AND WHEN YOU NEED IT FOR JUST $5.99
deuce: WAIT WHAT'S THIS ABOUT KFC ???
spigot: 6 PC. BITES COMBO FROM KFC |
deuce spigot |
#chicken #deuce-spigot #dipping-sauce #folks #kfc #product-placement #sfw #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background |
|
5,989 | 6/23/2015 | more like spigot: FOLKS GOT A NEW THING CALLED THE APPLE WATCH
spigot: MORE LIKE WATCH ME ***LICK THIS DICK***
spigot: NO APPLE DID NOT "PAY" ME TO SAY THAT |
spigot |
#apple #apple-pay #apple-watch #folks #mousehole #product-placement #spigot-solo #the-black-shield-of-falworth #woodring-room-background |
|
5,990 | 6/24/2015 | i don't want to go off on a rant here deuce: I DON'T WANT TO GO OFF ON A RANT HERE BUT AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS
spigot: GEOMAGNETIC STORM UNDERWAY |
deuce spigot |
#aids #deuce-spigot #geomagnetic-storm #grey-background #rant |
|
5,991 | 6/25/2015 | can't we just find a hole pants: T DEUCE LET'S DIG A HOLE, CLIMB IN AND BUTTFUCK |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #empty-auditorium-background #girl #harriet #miscredited-character #null #title-mismatch #uncredited-character |
|
5,992 | 6/26/2015 | very tired deuce: SERIOUSLY NOW I AM VERY TIRED PEOPLE
spigot: PROBABLY NEED SOME ROUND TABLE DELIVERED |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #pizza #product-placement #round-table #stray-dot #urinal-background |
|
5,993 | 6/27/2015 | sexual battery pants: SEXUAL BATTERY: NOT WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS
spigot: DO YOU NEED A JUMP |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #book-of-ecclesiastes #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #the-byrds #uncredited-character #urinal-background |
|
5,994 | 6/28/2015 | driving me nuts pants: MAKING JERKCITIES TONIGHT SO I NEED YOU BOTH TO BE EXTRA FUNNY
deuce: AND IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS!!!!!!!
deuce: WAIT THERE WAS A FIRST PART I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY
deuce: SQUIRRRP |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #deuces-shits #meta #squirp #uncredited-character #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
|
5,995 | 6/29/2015 | super handsome pants: LOOKING UP HOOKER IN THE YELLOW PAGES
pants: FLIP FLIP FLIP
pants: TRYING WHORE
pants: COCKSUCKER
pants: THROWING THE YELLOW PAGES AGAINST THE WALL
spigot: JUST GO TO SEARS.COM
pants: THEY ONLY HAVE DUDES WITH MUSTACHES
pants: DON'T GET ME WRONG THEY'RE SUPER HANDSOME AND HOLD DOORS OPEN FOR ME BUT I'M JUST NOT |
pants spigot |
#flip-flip-flip #moustache #pants-spigot #prostitutes #sears #typo #urinal-background #yellow-pages |
|
5,996 | 6/30/2015 | don't look down pants: DON'T LOOK DOWN!!!!!! JUST USE YOUR HANDS AND FINGERS AND MOUTH TO TELL ME IF THIS IS MY DONG OR NOT
spigot: I FINK IS MIME |
pants spigot |
#dong #dongs #pants-spigot #urinal-background |
|
5,997 | 7/1/2015 | not the same thing deuce: MENTAL NOTE: ALICIA *DEL* RIO IS NOT THE SAME THING AS ALICIA RIO
deuce: SORRY CONTINUE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #porn #shemale #ts #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,998 | 7/2/2015 | very busy pants: HUALGHULAGHLBAGGLABLUUAHGLBALUGAG
pants: GHLAGHLUAHAG THE FORCE IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE AGALGHULAHGLAHG
pants: ALGHLAUGLAH BGLAHGLHGALLAGA |
pants |
#pants-solo #sfw #star-wars #urinal-background |
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5,999 | 7/3/2015 | fun if you've never seen them before pants: FUCK FIREWORKS
deuce: WELL THEY'RE FUN IF YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE
pants: AND OTHER THINGS THAT SCARE ANIMALS LIKE LOW-FLYING PLANES AND MY PRETTY PINK PRICK
deuce: I WOULDN'T CALL IT "PRETTY"
deuce: "VAGUELY PASSABLE IN LOW LIGHT" IS ABOUT THE BEST I CAN GIVE YOU |
deuce pants |
#animals #bonequest-hd #deuce-pants #fireworks #huffy-pants #urinal-background |
|
6,000 | 7/4/2015 | o happy day pants: 7/4 IS A SATURDAY
deuce: Y
pants: WE SHOULD PROBABLY CHECK THE MATH: 7/4 -> 1.75
deuce: CHECKS OUT
pants: LOOKS GOOD |
deuce pants |
#arithmetic #decimal-expansions #deuce-pants #fractions #independence-day #math #milestone #sfw #urinal-background #y-n |
|
6,001 | 7/5/2015 | apology accepted spigot: PLUMP
spigot: I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE |
spigot |
#filler-panel #plump #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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6,002 | 7/6/2015 | two quick questions deuce: HEY QUICK QUESTION COULD BILL NYE THE FUCKING SCIENCE GUY SHUT THE FUCK UP FOREVER PLEASE K THX
deuce: ALSO: CAN WE TAKE U2 AND INXS AND CRUMPLE THEM INTO A LITTLE BALL AND LAUNCH THEM INTO THE FUCKING SUN
deuce: I GUESS THAT'S TWO QUICK QUESTIONS |
deuce |
#bay-area #bill-nye #boner-expo #deuce-solo #diss #inxs #music #san-francisco #science #u2 #urinal-background |
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6,003 | 7/7/2015 | truly i do love you pants: I'M NOT DEFEATED YET
pants: OH WAIT YES I AM
pants: SCHIZOPHRENIA |
pants |
#mental-illness #pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
|
6,004 | 7/8/2015 | just gonna spigot: CLONK
spigot: BA
spigot: DONK
spigot: JUST GONNA FLOP A DICK OUT THERE |
spigot |
#clonk #clonk-ba-donk #dick #donk #physical-comedy #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
6,005 | 7/9/2015 | a superposition of both pants: CHOKE THINGS OR DON'T CHOKE THINGS
pants: EITHER WAY, I'M GOOD
deuce: A SUPERPOSITION OF BOTH
deuce: THE QUANTUM COCKSUCKER |
deuce pants |
#choking #cocksucking #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #physics #superposition #urinal-background |
|
6,006 | 7/10/2015 | yes really deuce: T PANTS REALLY
pants: REALLY
deuce: I MEAN
pants: YES REALLY
deuce: REALLY
pants: GOD |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #god #sfw #urinal-background |
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6,007 | 7/11/2015 | frolf spigot: FRISBEE GOLF OR AS I CALL IT ............ FROLF
deuce: WHILE FILKING (FROLFILKING) |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #filking #irc #neologisms #sfw #urinal-background |
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6,008 | 7/12/2015 | a very important announcement pants: HI HO EVERYBODY |
pants |
#announcement #empty-auditorium-background #jerkocalypse-2015 #pants-solo #series #sfw |
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6,009 | 7/13/2015 | is this the end pants: IS THIS REAL
pants: AM I REALLY HAPPENING
pants: IS THIS THE END OF PANTS (FROM JERKCITY) |
pants |
#coy-pants #existential #gark #jerkocalypse-2015 #pants-from-jerkcity #pants-solo #series #sfw #solipsism #urinal-background |
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6,010 | 7/14/2015 | the end of the world deuce: SWELLING
spigot: LEAVING |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #jerkocalypse-2015 #poo #series #sfw #swelling #urinal-background |
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6,011 | 7/15/2015 | do the needful pants: OH WHO CARES MMMMMM BUHHHHHH SUCKING THEM ALL HUHHHH
pants: I LOOK LIKE THAT GUY IN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS
pants: THE ONE WITH ALL THE CIGARETTES IN HIS MOUTH |
pants |
#cocksucking #cough #coy-pants #guinness-book-of-world-records #i-saw-you-change-the-title-in-the-schedule-you-rascals #it-used-to-read-a-new-beginning #kaff #needful #pants-solo #title-mismatch #urinal-background |
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6,012 | 7/16/2015 | long time passing spigot: WHAT IF EVERYBODY IN THE WHOLE WORLD FLUSHED THE TOILET AT THE SAME TIME
spigot: OR WHAT IF I JUST STUFFED EVERYBODY INTO A BIG FAT TOILET
spigot: WHAT IF WE BUILT A STALL AND NOBODY CAME?????
pants: LONG TIME PASSING |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #philosophy #physics #sfw #stall #toilet #urinal-background |
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6,013 | 7/17/2015 | the o is the hardest part deuce: T PANTS PLEASE HOLD ME AND NEVER LET ME GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
pants: BARELY SQUEEZING THE O OUT
pants: SOMETIMES THE O IS THE HARDEST PART
pants: T DEUCE PLEASE DO NOT PUT YOUR HANDS UNDER MY BRA (E.G. PET ON TOP OF THE SWEATER) |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #deuce-pants #heavy-petting #hugs #urinal-background |
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6,014 | 7/18/2015 | full of pizza, dick deuce: FULL OF PIZZA, DICK
pants: MEAN TO SAY FULL OF DICK, PIZZA
pants: DID YOU NOT ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
deuce: NO
pants: WHAT
deuce: THERE IS CLEARLY MORE PIZZA THAN DICK |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dick #huffy-pants #pizza #urinal-background |
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6,015 | 7/19/2015 | sex in the city spigot: CAN SOMEONE TAPE SEX AND THE CITY FOR ME AND THEN MAIL ME THE TAPE
spigot: ALSO A MARIJUANA JOINT SO I CAN GET THROUGH IT |
spigot |
#dope #ladybugs #marijuana #sex-in-the-city #spigot-solo #television #woodring-field-background |
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6,016 | 7/20/2015 | nasa/hubble spigot: I'D LIKE TO SEE NASA/HUBBLE'S PHOTOS OF THE JERKCITY GALAXY
pants: DROPPING MY DICK LIKE THE MIC
pants: THOMP
pants: SQUEEEEE |
pants spigot |
#astronomy #nasa #pants-spigot #uncredited-character #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,017 | 7/21/2015 | okay now spigot: OPTIMIZED FOR DICKS
spigot: WAIT
spigot: OKAY NOW I AM OPTIMIZED FOR DICKS !!!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#dicks #dress #software #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,018 | 7/22/2015 | how gay is he deuce: I AM SO GAY I SEE SPOTS |
deuce |
#deja-vu #deuce-solo #gay #spots #urinal-background |
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6,019 | 7/23/2015 | no women spigot: WHY ARE THERE NO WOMEN IN SCIENCE???
spigot: WHY ARE THERE NO WOMEN IN TECH???
spigot: WHY ARE THERE NO WOMEN ENGINEERS???
spigot: WHY ARE THERE NO WOMEN MATHEMATICIANS???
spigot: WHY ARE THERE NO WOMEN SUPERHEROES???
spigot: WHY ARE THERE NO WOMEN CEO'S ???
spigot: WHY ARE THERE NO WOMEN DIRECTORS ???
spigot: WHY ARE THERE NO WOMEN GAME DESIGNERS ??
spigot: WHY ARE THERE NO WOMEN IN THE WRITER'S ROOM ???
spigot: WHY ARE THERE NO WOMEN IN COMEDY ???
spigot: IT'S LIKE A BEAUTIFUL DREAM |
spigot |
#feminism #html #misogyny #spigot-solo #stray-dot #urinal-background #women |
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6,020 | 7/24/2015 | makes me feel fine pants: SUMMER BEARD
pants: MAKES ME FEEL FINE
pants: BLOWIN' THROUGH THE JASMINE IN MY MIND |
pants |
#beard #bonequest-hi-fi #coy-pants #hot-dogs #pants-solo #seals-and-crofts #singing #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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6,021 | 7/25/2015 | hunker down spigot: LIL' SPURTS
deuce: THERE YOU ARE
deuce: HUNKER DOWN ON DICK |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicklicking #long-playing-record #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,022 | 7/26/2015 | leaning into you pants: SERIOUSLY JUST POUND HIS HEAD WITH THE CLUB
pants: WAIT A MINUTE
pants: WHERE DID WE BURY HIM (WEARING A WIRE, LEANING INTO YOU SO THE POLICE CAN HEAR YOU) |
pants |
#murder #pants-solo #urinal-background |
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6,023 | 7/27/2015 | if what you're saying is true deuce: THEORETICALLY, SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS GETTING RAPED RIGHT NOW
spigot: IF WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS TRUE I STILL DON'T GIVE A SHIT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #rape #statistics #stray-dot #woodring-field-background |
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6,024 | 7/28/2015 | all the wonderful, colorful dicks pants: PLEASE TO BE SUCKING THE DICK (IN THIS COUNTRY)
pants: YOUR COUNTRY HAS ALL THE WONDERFUL, COLORFUL DICKS
pants: I AM HAPPY TO BE HERE |
pants |
#dicklicking #foreigners #immigration #pants-solo #urinal-background #zombies |
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6,025 | 7/29/2015 | important privacy choices pants: HALGHALUHGLUHGALAUHLAG
pants: YEE HAW
pants: ALGHAGLHLAHGLAGHLHG |
pants |
#cocksucking #null #pants-solo #urinal-background |
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6,026 | 7/30/2015 | and then spigot: THEN I BEAT OFF AND WENT TO BED |
spigot |
#beating-off #mountain-background #spigot-solo |
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6,027 | 7/31/2015 | ham radio spigot: HAM RADIO IS THE ONLY ACTIVITY I'VE EVER PURSUED WHERE I CAN LITERALLY POINT TO EVERY SINGLE OTHER PERSON IN THE HOBBY AND SAY YOU'RE AN IDIOT / YOU'RE A DUMBSHIT / YOU'RE AUTISTIC / YOU'RE A FUCKFACE, ETC - WITHOUT EXCEPTION (DEUCE EXCLUDED)
spigot: NOT TRUE: I ALSO PURSUED MAGIC TRICKS
spigot: NOT TRUE: I ALSO PURSUED WEB COMICS
spigot: NOT TRUE: I ALSO [EVERYTHING I'VE EVER DONE] |
spigot |
#anaphora #autism #autobiographical #ham-radio #hobbies #magic #radio #spigot-solo #urinal-background #webcomic |
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6,028 | 8/1/2015 | down in front pants: STIGMATA
deuce: ECZEMA
pants: UUCICO
deuce: DOWN IN FRONT |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #down-in-front #sfw #unix #urinal-background |
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6,029 | 8/2/2015 | lupus deuce: I THINK I HAVE LUPUS
deuce: NEVER MIND JUST REALLY BORED |
deuce |
#bored #deuce-solo #gark #its-never-lupus #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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6,030 | 8/3/2015 | all over my face spigot: SMOOSH IT ALL OVER MY FACE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
spigot: HOLY GOD MY PANTS ARE FILLING UP WITH MY OWN CRAP
spigot: I CAN BARELY MOVE, STUFFED IN THESE BLOATED FOAMY PANTS HURRRRRBLE HERE COMES A BURST OF URINE |
spigot |
#holy-god #piss #shat-myself #shit #spigot-solo #trousers #urinal-background #urine |
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6,031 | 8/4/2015 | my sweet jesus deuce: MY SWEET JESUS I'M SURROUNDED BY FAGS
pants: AND THEN HIS FACE MORPHED INTO A FATTER FACE AND I THREW UP
spigot: DO YOU EVEN HAVE MY ICQ NUMBER/CODE |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #fags #fat #huffy-pants #icq #urinal-background |
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6,032 | 8/5/2015 | smiling, thumbs up pants: PRINTING AN 24X18 PICTURE OF MYSELF, FRAMING IT, SIGNING IT WITH A SILVER PEN, WRAPPING IT, MERRY CHRISTMAS
pants: SMILING, THUMBS UP
spigot: PLAY WITH IT AND BEND IT |
pants spigot |
#ahoy #christmas #deja-vu #pants-spigot #sfw #space-nuts-background #weird-pants-face |
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6,033 | 8/6/2015 | from the top pants: COULD YOU TWO PLEASE GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER
pants: OKAY FROM THE TOP
pants: HOOO BOY I'M GLAD THAT'S LASJGHKSDHKSFHBSIDFHU &SDF BKSDF *YHSF |
pants |
#crickets #pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background |
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6,034 | 8/7/2015 | summer colds spigot: HOW DO YOU MAKE COLDS GO AWAY QUICKLY
deuce: THERE REALLY ISN'T ANY WAY (YOU JUST HAVE TO LIVE THROUGH IT)
deuce: ONLY THING I CAN SUGGEST IS THE STANDARD THING -- LOTS OF FLUIDS AND LOTS OF REST
deuce: AND YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY FLUIDS
spigot: HOLY |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #fluids #medical-advice #mousehole #seals-and-crofts #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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6,035 | 8/8/2015 | *plonk* whoops atandt: *PLONK*
atandt: WHOOPS
atandt: HARD TO KEEP MY BALLS IN THIS CUP
deuce: CONCUR |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #balls #physical-comedy #plonk #stage-magic #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,036 | 8/9/2015 | deuce slowly realizes : DEUCE SLOWLY REALIZES THAT A GOATEE MAKES EVERYONE LOOK RETARDED |
deuce |
#caption #deuce-solo #mutt-and-jeff |
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6,037 | 8/10/2015 | please don't tell me bung: PLEASE DON'T TELL ME HOW BAD YOU NEED TO EJACULATE
atandt: PLZ FIX |
atandt bung |
#atandt-bung #bug-report #fighting-irish-pose #kitty #plz #urinal-background |
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6,038 | 8/11/2015 | door 1 deuce: IF SOMEONE DOESN'T START BEING FUNNY IN FIFTEEN SECONDS I'M TAKING A BIG OL' DUMP ALL OVER THIS LAPTOP
deuce: (EITHER THAT OR GETTING ANOTHER BEER)
atandt: DOOR 1
deuce: DISQUALIFICATION
atandt: DOOR 1 |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #beer #fighting-irish-pose #lets-make-a-deal #targeted-shitting #urinal-background |
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6,039 | 8/12/2015 | we should all take a deep breath deuce: SHUT UP PEOPLE
atandt: I THINK WE SHOULD ALL TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GO SIT OUTSIDE ON THE LAWN
atandt: I'LL BRING THE CHEESE |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #cheese #lawn #sfw #somber-deuce #urinal-background |
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6,040 | 8/13/2015 | double agent pants: T DEUCE I LICK DICK FOR THE CIA AND THE KGB |
deuce pants |
#cia #deuce-pants #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #espionage #kgb #single-panel #urinal-background |
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6,041 | 8/14/2015 | j*e*r*k deuce: T SPIGOT YOU SEE RADAR LEFT HIS TEDDY BEAR AT THE CAMP WHEN HE WAS DISCHARGED BECAUSE HE HAD GROWN UP AND DIDN'T NEED IT ANYMORE
spigot: SHUT UP |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #mash #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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6,042 | 8/15/2015 | regular slavery deuce: SELLING YOU
pants: INTO GAY/BI SLAVERY I HOPE!!!!!!!!!
pants: NOPE JUST REGULAR SLAVERY |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #slavery #stray-dot #urinal-background |
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6,043 | 8/16/2015 | growing blurry deuce: VISION IS GROWING BLURRY, GETTING REALLY TIRED
pants: LIE BACK AND THINK OF ENGLAND |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #england #roofies #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,044 | 8/17/2015 | on the road spigot: OKAY HERE I HAVE AN ORDINARY EVERYDAY DOLLAR BILL
spigot: NOW WATCH, I'LL TAKE BOTH EN
spigot: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
spigot: CONSIDER THIS DECK OF CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR |
spigot |
#birthday-strip #empty-auditorium-background #magic #sfw #spigot-solo |
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6,045 | 8/18/2015 | confession time pants: I'M THE ONE WHO DID IT
pants: I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY
pants: BUT IT TURNED OUT AWFUL |
pants |
#blame #pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background |
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6,046 | 8/19/2015 | top of mind spigot: FOLKS, JUST BUBBLING THIS UP SO IT'S TOP OF MIND: I SUCK DICK
pants: WELL... BUBBLE IT BACK DOWN (SEINFELD BASS)
deuce: [NIGHT COURT THEME]
pants: 0 FAVS
deuce: HGLHGAHLGA |
deuce pants spigot |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants-spigot #dick #folks #huffy-pants #mousehole #nbc #night-court #seinfeld #television #woodring-room-background |
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6,047 | 8/20/2015 | one ping only pants: BALLS ARE THE CRUELEST ANIMAL |
pants |
#animals #balls #filename #one-ping-only #pants-solo #ping #urinal-background |
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6,048 | 8/21/2015 | i think we're alone now pants: YA LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY (DOGGIE DADDY VOICE)
pants: YES TO ME THAT'S THE DOGGIE DADDY VOICE
pants: I WAS NOT BORN IN 1930
deuce: I CAN'T GET YOU |
deuce pants |
#apple-ii #deuce-pants #doggie-daddy #hanna-barbera #sfw #tiffany #woodring-field-background |
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6,049 | 8/22/2015 | scared straight deuce: RARRRR
pants: EEEEEKKKK SCARY |
deuce pants |
#bikini #deuce-pants #fear #mousehole #sfw #wiener #woodring-room-background |
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6,050 | 8/23/2015 | reminiscing pants: WHO ELSE THINKS THE COCK FESTIVAL IS GETTING TOO COMMERCIAL
spigot: I REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS ABOUT THE COCKS |
pants spigot |
#capitalism #cock-festival #commodification #cough #kaff #pants-spigot #urinal-background |
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6,051 | 8/24/2015 | if i were god spigot: IF I WERE GOD I'D CHANGE THE CHANNEL AND WATCH NOTHING BUT FUNNY EMBARRASSING MOMENTS FROM AMERICA'S GLORYHOLES
(spigot): HERE'S WHERE THAT GUY GETS BUSTED BY THE VICE SQUAD AND THEY CUFF HIS NUTS |
spigot |
#glory-hole #god #nuts #spigot-solo #television #whisper #woodring-room-background |
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6,052 | 8/25/2015 | input accepted deuce: FOR THOSE ABOUT TO SUCK / WE _______ YOU
pants: NETFLIX
deuce: INPUT ACCEPTED |
deuce pants |
#acdc #advice #deuce-pants #netflix #sfw #urinal-background |
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6,053 | 8/26/2015 | begging the question spigot: DO WE THINK THE SHOOTER WAS AT ALL AFFLICTED BY N.A.D.D. |
spigot |
#current-events #nadd #spigot-solo #topical #uncredited-character #urinal-background |
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6,054 | 8/27/2015 | the jerkies spigot: AND THE NOMINEES FOR BEST CRUSHING AND SNORTING OF PILLS ARE
spigot: AND THE AWARD FOR LOUDEST SNORING GOES TO
spigot: PRESENTING THE LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD FOR TAKING ALL THE COOKIES
spigot: THE DUMBEST SALSA
spigot: PLUG FALLS OUT OF TV |
spigot |
#awards #awards-shows #cookies #drugs #gark #oxycontin #pills #salsa #sfw #spigot-solo #television #urinal-background |
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6,055 | 8/28/2015 | talk soon spigot: FOLKS ARE WE PUMPED FOR MADDEN 16
spigot: GONNA GO FUCK MYSELF, TALK SOON |
spigot |
#bug-report #folks #madden #product-placement #spigot-solo #urinal-background #video-games |
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6,056 | 8/29/2015 | in stores now spigot: OKAY WELL, ASKING AGAIN:
spigot: ARE WE PUMPED FOR MADDEN 16 (IN STORES NOW)
pants: #GAYDADS #BIDADS #AUTISTICDADS #GEEKDADS |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #autism #bonequest-hi-fi #deja-vu #gaydads #huffy-pants #irc #madden #pants-spigot #product-placement #urinal-background #video-games |
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6,057 | 8/30/2015 | all the cookies and chips pants: NUGGH CHRIST
pants: HURRRRRRGH I MUST HAVE MORE HHURRRR
pants: MUST EAT ALL THE COOKIES AND CHIPS
deuce: LEAVE NO WITNESSES |
deuce pants |
#cookies #coy-pants #cropped #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fatness #nuggh #urinal-background |
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6,058 | 8/31/2015 | fumbling with trenchcoat deuce: SHOOTING SELF IN THE FACE
pants: DO YOU SMELL BURNING HAIR
deuce: WHAT
pants: LEMME SHOW YOU SOMETHING (FUMBLING WITH TRENCHCOAT) |
deuce pants |
#badly-pasted-title #cropped #deuce-pants #stray-dot #suicide #urinal-background |
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6,059 | 9/1/2015 | by the quart deuce: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU
deuce: AND A ONE AND A TWO AN |
deuce |
#cropped #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #drunk-panel #urinal-background |
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6,060 | 9/2/2015 | c. 1999 hustlers deuce: T PANTS THE STORE WAS OUT OF THE REGULAR BRAND OF CAT LITTER I USE SO I HAD TO GRAB THE PILE OF C. 1999 HUSTLERS AND SHRED THEM TO MAKE UP FOR IT, WRITE BACK |
deuce pants |
#bad-crop #badly-pasted-title #bonequest-hi-fi #cat-litter #cropped #deuce-pants #extra-white-space #hustler #porn #urinal-background #write-back |
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6,061 | 9/3/2015 | can words make wishes come true pants: T DEUCE CAN WORDS MAKE WISHES COME TRUE
deuce: T PANTS IN SOME CASES, YES
deuce: FOR INSTANCE: "DON'T TELL YOUR PARENTS OR I'LL KILL YOU" |
deuce pants |
#bad-crop #cropped #deja-vu #deuce-pants #dont-tell-anyone #title-mismatch #urinal-background |
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6,062 | 9/4/2015 | please let me rest (more and faster) pants: MORE AND FASTER
pants: YOU HEARD ME RIGHT
deuce: I AM RUN DOWN PLEASE LET ME REST
pants: BUT |
deuce pants |
#cropped #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #macintosh #sfw #stray-dot #title-mismatch #urinal-background |
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6,063 | 9/5/2015 | for the love of the lord spigot: GIVE US THIS DAY SOME FUCKING HEAD FOR THE LOVE OF THE LORD
deuce: (BECAUSE IT ALWAYS INVOLVES ME GIVING HEAD)
spigot: AMEN |
deuce spigot |
#amen #behind-the-scenes #cocks #cropped #deuce-spigot #irc #prayer #title-mismatch #urinal-background |
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6,064 | 9/6/2015 | attitude problem deuce: T SPIGOT YOU HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM
spigot: PLEASE CALL ME THE DOCTOR
spigot: LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE GAYS AND LESBIANS THROUGHOUT AMERICA |
deuce spigot |
#cropped #deuce-spigot #dr-who #lgbt #urinal-background |
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6,065 | 9/7/2015 | reorg pants: WE FIXED THE CROPPING
spigot: WHENEVER I FIDGET WITH MY NUTS FOR > 3 MINUTES I CALL IT A REORG |
pants spigot |
#gay #meta #not-gay #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #orange-background #pants-spigot #reorg |
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6,066 | 9/8/2015 | they do not reply deuce: ARE YOU A PAGE 3 GIRL
pants: I CONTINUE TO SUBMIT MY SELFIES BUT THEY DO NOT REPLY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #page-three #selfie #sfw #the-sun #urinal-background |
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6,067 | 9/9/2015 | so cold pants: IT'S COLD THIS MORNING
pants: BUT NOT TOO COLD FOR BEATING OFF (DISCO BALL LOWERS FROM CEILING, MUSIC PLAYS) |
pants |
#beating-off #bonequest-hi-fi #cold #cricket #disco #disco-ball #masturbation #music #pants-solo #urinal-background |
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6,068 | 9/10/2015 | complaint department pants: HUHHHH GET THAT THING OUT OF MY ESOPHAGUS
spigot: UNCONSCIOUS GAYNESS |
pants spigot |
#gayness #minecraft-background #pants-spigot |
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6,069 | 9/11/2015 | with bells on pants: MEET ME AT THE DOWNTOWN JIZZERY
pants: I'LL BE THERE WITH BELLS ON
pants: SERIOUSLY I WILL BE WEARING FUCKING BELLS
pants: SO YOU WILL BE HEARING ME BEFORE I ARRIVE
pants: JINGLE JINGLE JINGLE AND THEN BOOM I'M THERE IN THE JIZZERY, FRONT ROW
pants: MAD RESPECT YO
pants: HAVE WE DISCUSSED REPLACING THE NUMBERS 3 AND 4 WITH KITTY AND CAT
pants: SO WE WOULD COUNT 1 2 KITTY CAT 5 6 7 |
pants |
#coy-pants #deja-vu #funloving-nonsense #glory-hole #huffy-pants #jizz #kitty #pants-solo #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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6,070 | 9/12/2015 | not even thinking gay things pants: RUB-A-DUB-DUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU AND ME IN SEPARATE BATHROOMS NOT EVEN THINKING GAY THINGS
deuce: CLEARLY THAT'S SUSTAINABLE SO IT'S OKAY
deuce: WHATEVER THAT FUCKING WORD MEANS BECAUSE IT'S USED SO OFTEN IN SO MANY COMPLETELY UNRELATED CONTEXTS
pants: JUSTIFY ME
deuce: CAN I JUST SHOOT MYSELF NOW
pants: WOMEN IN TECH |
deuce pants |
#bathroom #buzzwords #deuce-pants #fannypacks #gay #irc #suicide #women #woodring-field-background |
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6,071 | 9/13/2015 | check your pitot tube deuce: T PANTS I NEED TO CHECK YOUR PITOT TUBE
pants: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT
pants: OH RIGHT WHAT YOU AMERICANS CALL A "GLORIOUS HOLE" (LOOSELY TRANSLATED) |
deuce pants |
#air-france-447 #angry-panel #atc #aviation #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #glory-hole #huffy-pants #lost-in-translation #pitot-tube #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,072 | 9/14/2015 | thisaway pants: WHICH WAY TO BEATOFF LAND
deuce: THISAWAY
pants: ALSO FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION:
pants: WHICH WAY TO BEATOFF LANE
deuce: ANSWER IS LESS CLEAR BUT TRY THISAWAY ALSO |
deuce pants |
#beatoff #bonequest-hd #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants #mousehole #title-mismatch #woodring-room-background |
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6,073 | 9/15/2015 | anal milfs spigot: ANAL MILFS / ANAL MILFS (SPIDERMAN THEME) |
spigot |
#anal #blue-background #comics #milf #porn #singing #spider-man #spigot-solo |
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6,074 | 9/16/2015 | order of operations deuce: SO DO I SHOOT MYSELF NOW OR SHOOT BOTH OF YOU AND THEN SHOOT MYSELF
pants: CHRIST I DON'T KNOW
pants: PICK ONE |
deuce pants spigot |
#coy-pants #death #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #murder #murder-suicide #order-of-operations #pemdas #piano #suicide #urinal-background |
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6,075 | 9/17/2015 | jesus god spigot: OOF OW WHAT THE
spigot: JESUS GOD UNDER MY DESK
spigot: SON OF WHAT |
spigot |
#god #jesus #physical-comedy #sfw #spigot-solo #white-background |
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6,076 | 9/18/2015 | train of thought pants: I'M SORRY FOR ALL THE DINOSAURS
pants: ME SO SCREAMY SHOUT
pants: I NEED YOU TO HOLD STILL I CAN'T GET OUT FROM UNDER THE SINK WITHOUT YOUR HELP (OKAY, HERE WE GO) |
pants |
#dinosaurs #dizzy #hold-still #pants-solo #pants-under-the-sink #screamy-shout #sfw #sink #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,077 | 9/19/2015 | hi from spigot spigot: ...:::;;;===((({{{[[[<<< HI >>>]]]}}})))===;;;:::... |
spigot |
#ascii-art #black-background #ecu #high-res #sfw #spigot-solo |
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6,078 | 9/20/2015 | get off my back spigot: T PANTS AM I GOING TO CRASH JERKCITY
pants: T SPIGOT GET OFF MY BACK IT WAS THE CAT WHO SPILLED THE BONG |
pants spigot |
#bong #cat #pants-spigot #sfw #space-nuts-background #stage-directions #stray-dot |
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6,079 | 9/21/2015 | master alarm deuce: [MASTER CAUTION] [MASTER ALARM] [MAIN BUS B UNDERVOLT] [DOOR AJAR]
spigot: HOW ABOUT I VENT THIS INTO SPACE (LONG LOUD FART) |
deuce spigot |
#apollo-13 #aviation #deuce-spigot #farts #nasa #space #urinal-background |
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6,080 | 9/22/2015 | at least one of them deuce: DICKS
pants: FLOP AT LEAST ONE OF THEM OUT (UNCLEAR ON THE NUMBER OF DICKS THAT HUMANS ACTUALLY HAVE) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #mountain-background #single-panel |
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6,081 | 9/23/2015 | son of a bitch i'm down a crater pants: JERKCITY: A SPACE ROCK OPERA |
pants |
#down-a-crater #pants-solo #space-nuts-background #title-mismatch |
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6,082 | 9/24/2015 | fireball reaches site deuce: (FLASH) (EVERYTHING SUDDENLY BURSTS INTO FLAME) (BLAST WAVE DESTROYS EVERYTHING EXCEPT HEAVY BUILDINGS) (SHOCKWAVE ARRIVES, COMPROMISES INTEGRITY OF EVEN HEAVY BUILDINGS) (RETURN PRESSURE WAVE COLLAPSE ALL BUILDINGS) (FIREBALL REACHES SITE) |
deuce |
#atom-bomb #deuce-solo #nuclear-explosion #nuclear-weapons #sfw #typo #woodring-field-background |
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6,083 | 9/25/2015 | beating off a dead man pants: JERKING OFF JESUS ON THE CROSS
deuce: HE'S ALREADY DEAD DUDE
deuce: YOU'RE BEATING OFF A DEAD MAN
deuce: YOU DON'T GET CREDIT FOR THAT
pants: HE WAS FINE A MINUTE AGO |
deuce pants |
#beat-off #deuce-pants #handjob #jesus #necrophilia #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,084 | 9/26/2015 | big game trophy hunting spigot: FLAPPING THE LION'S MOUTH UP AND DOWN: PUT TRASH IN ME
spigot: YOUR BOTTLES, CANS AND WRAPPERS
spigot: HURRRRRRRRRR DUH I'M DEAD NOW |
spigot |
#cecil-the-lion #current-events #leo-the-lion #mountain-background #sfw #spigot-solo |
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6,085 | 9/27/2015 | gangbang audition spigot: T DEUCE SITTING DOWN WITH HR AND ARRANGING 21 DAYS IN REHAB TO RECOVER FROM A POV OVERDOSE
spigot: ALSO I HAD A SPERM OVERLOAD A GANGBANG AUDITION AND A FACE FULL OF DIESEL |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #hospital-background #porn #stray-dot |
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6,086 | 9/28/2015 | i don't see the pattern pants: DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS
deuce: I DON'T SEE THE PATTERN
pants: WHAT'S DONE IS DONE |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #dicks #new-orleans #repetition #urinal-background |
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6,087 | 9/29/2015 | cooking with spigot spigot: I HAVE TO OPEN SOMETHING?????
spigot: WHERE AM I GOING TO GET HOT
spigot: I HAVE TO WHAT?????????? |
spigot |
#cooking #gark #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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6,088 | 9/30/2015 | wasd pants: USE ARROW KEYS OR WASD TO LICK DICK. PRESS SPACE TO LICK DICK. PRESS SHIFT-F4 TO LICK DICK.
deuce: CTRL-F4 TO WIN
pants: NO THAT JUST LICKS DICK
pants: ALSO FOUND A BUG: WHEN I PRESS CTRL-F4 THE WORDS "YOU WIN" APPEAR ON THE SCREEN AND THE ANIMATION/MUSIC STOPS |
deuce pants |
#bug-report #coy-pants #deuce-pants #dicklicking #dongs #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #urinal-background #wasd |
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6,089 | 10/1/2015 | here to stay spigot: I'M GAY
spigot: I'M GAY
spigot: IN A BIG BIG WAY
spigot: THESE COCKS AND BALLS
spigot: ARE HERE TO STAY |
spigot |
#gay #singing #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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6,090 | 10/2/2015 | the story of my life deuce: HURGGGLE BEATEN AND KICKED AND STRANGLED |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #physical-comedy #urinal-background #violence |
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6,091 | 10/3/2015 | oh god all over again spigot: BLAM BLAM BLAM
spigot: BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM OH GOD ALL OVER AGAIN
spigot: WE SHOULDA SWEPT THE BUILDING |
spigot |
#current-events #gay-wrestling-background #nsfw #photo-background #physical-comedy #spigot-solo #their-little-heads |
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6,092 | 10/4/2015 | pants, friend of animals pants: I WANT TO BRING TOGETHER A BUNCH OF ALTERNATE REALITIES SO I CAN MEET STRAIGHT PANTS, COP PANTS, MARINE PANTS, MUSTACHE PANTS, BLACK PANTS, PANTS THE BOXER AND PANTS, FRIEND OF ANIMALS
pants: FLIP FLIP FLIP
pants: HIPSTER PANTS, RUNNING BACK PANTS (NOT NFL GOOD BUT PROFESSIONAL), ROCK STAR PANTS, TWITTER CELEBRITY PANTS, SECURITY GUARD-AS-A-CAREER PANTS, BROOKLYN PANTS, CANADA PANTS, FAT PANTS, FATTER PANTS
deuce: B-B-BUT |
deuce pants |
#alternate-universe #deuce-pants #typo #urinal-background |
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6,093 | 10/5/2015 | den mother dick: T DEUCE IT'S YOUR TURN TO BE THE JERKCITY DEN MOTHER
deuce: T DICK BUK BUK BUK
deuce: I THOUGHT YOU SAID JERKCITY ***HEN*** MOTHER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
deuce: GET IT ????????????????????
deuce: PEOPLE ?????????????????????????????
deuce: I'M TAKING THIS SHIT TO BROADWAY IT'S OBVIOUSLY TOO HOT FOR YOU PEOPLE |
deuce dick |
#buk-buk #comedy #deuce-dick #failed-comedy #hen #mountain-background #punctuation |
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6,094 | 10/6/2015 | meow mix deuce: WHY DOES NOT PANTS SING THE MEOW MIX SONG ?!?!?!?!?!?!? I MUST TAKE HIM IN FOR REPAIRS
net: T DEUCE HAVE YOU BEEN BUYING HIM MEOW MIX
deuce: T NET I HAVE BEEN BEATING HIM AND ATTEMPTING TO TRAIN HIM TO SING THIS FUCKING SONG
net: T DEUCE HE NEEDS THE MEOW MIX |
deuce net |
#catfood #deuce-net #meow-mix #photo-background #sock #sock-in-a-parking-lot |
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6,095 | 10/7/2015 | boom boom boom joke joke joke spigot: SANJAY DUTT HEADS BACK TO JAIL
spigot: DOO DAH / DOO DAH
spigot: (LIGHTS CIGAR) IT'S GOTTA BE BOOM BOOM BOOM, JOKE JOKE JOKE (STAMPS OUT CIGAR) |
spigot |
#bollywood #camptown-races #comedy #null #singing #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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6,096 | 10/8/2015 | making plans pants: SURELY I WILL DIE A DAY LATER NOW |
pants |
#bonequest-hd #death #mountain-background #pants-solo #sfw |
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6,097 | 10/9/2015 | 100% of 100% pants: WARM AND DRY
pants: I'M THE BEST AT WHAT I DO
pants: WHAT I DO ISN'T VERY SANITARY |
pants |
#100-percent #pants-solo #red-background #title-mismatch |
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6,098 | 10/10/2015 | momf spigot: HOW ABOUT A MUSEUM OF MODERN FARTS?!?!?!?!? WOULD THAT BE FUNNY!!!!!
deuce: HHHHHHH
deuce: (CHOKING) |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-spigot #farts #hhhhh #momf #museum #physical-comedy #series #teal-background #uncredited-character |
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6,099 | 10/11/2015 | momf spigot: IT WOULD BE A BUNCH OF TAPE RECORDERS PLAYING FARTS AND ALSO A HISTORY OF FARTS
deuce: STILL GOING ON ABOUT THE MUSEUM |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #farts #momf #museum #series #teal-background |
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6,100 | 10/12/2015 | momf spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO THINK IT INVOLVES PIE AND/OR YOU GIVING ME PIE |
spigot |
#cropped-title #farts #momf #mousehole #museum #pie #series #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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6,101 | 10/13/2015 | porn convergence spigot: HUH?????? BETTER GOOGLE SHAY FOX NOODLE DICKS
deuce: EVERYTHING CONVERGES TO PORN |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #mountain-background #porn |
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6,102 | 10/14/2015 | cocktober pants: LITTLE DID I KNOW... (TRAILS OFF)
pants: WHAM POW ZAP PUNCH KICK KISS SLURP DUH BARF
pants: IT STARTS NOW
pants: THIS ENDS HERE
pants: EXCUSE ME BUT MY EYES ARE UP HERE (PULLS DOWN TROUSERS)
pants: DOES THE THING
pants: ACCUSED BUT NEVER ADMITTING IT
pants: SIRS, MA'AM (PLEASANTRIES, TOILETRIES) |
pants |
#coy-pants #funloving-nonsense #huffy-pants #onomatopoeia #pants-solo #physical-comedy #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,103 | 10/15/2015 | one- point safe deuce: SHOUT IT OUT / SHOUT IT OUT / YAY COCK
deuce: MY BALLS ARE ONE-POINT SAFE |
deuce |
#arms-proliferation #deuce-solo #nuclear-weapons #singing #urinal-background #vertical-church-band |
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6,104 | 10/16/2015 | corks plugs wine vats DEUCE: MY ASS IS LEAKY
DEUCE: CORKS ???!?!? PLUGS ?!?!?!?? WINE VATS ?!?!?!?
PANTS: ARE YOU A BONITA BANANA |
deuce pants |
#banana #deuce-pants #doop #fecal-incontinence #irc #urinal-background |
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6,105 | 10/17/2015 | patience spigot: WHY CAN'T EVERY SPORTS PERSON BE FOUND DEAD IN A BROTHEL
deuce: PATIENCE MY FRIEND |
deuce spigot |
#current-events #deuce-spigot #kim-kardashian #mousehole #sports #woodring-room-background |
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6,106 | 10/18/2015 | maybe we could all regroup spigot: RESPECTFULLY I DON'T THINK KATIE GOLD IS A 'BUSTY' BEAUTY SO MAYBE WE COULD ALL REGROUP |
spigot |
#mousehole #porn #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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6,107 | 10/19/2015 | your highest priority deuce: YOU ARE GO FOR POO
deuce: DO NOT ENGAGE HOSTILES, THE POO IS YOUR HIGHEST PRIORITY
deuce: ALL OTHER PRIORITIES RESCINDED. |
deuce |
#atc #cookie-monster #deuce-solo #mountain-background #poo #radio |
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6,108 | 10/20/2015 | ghlgahlgahgl dicks deuce: (QUIETLY OVER INTERCOM) GHLGAHLGAHGL DICKS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dicks #medicine #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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6,109 | 10/21/2015 | certified, pre-owned, in your face spigot: IT'S DICKLICKING MONTH AT YOUR NORTHERN CALIFORNIA MAZDA DEALER
spigot: CERTIFIED PRE-OWNED COCKS IN YOUR FACE AND THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT
spigot: SOMEWHERE ON STEVENS CREEK BLVD |
spigot |
#car-dealership #certified-pre-owned #certified-pre-owned-cocks #cocks #cocks-in-your-face #dicklicking #dicklicking-month #mountain-background #northern-california-mazda-dealer #san-jose #spigot-solo #stevens-creek-blvd #the-life |
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6,110 | 10/22/2015 | that far ahead spigot: WHAT DO WE WANT?????
spigot: BIG DICKS
spigot: WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?????
spigot: OOP, DID NOT THINK THAT FAR AHEAD |
spigot |
#dicks #mousehole #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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6,111 | 10/23/2015 | hey what happens when you deuce: HEY WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BLAM SHRAPNEL SQUIRMING FOR A FEW MOMENTS DEAD |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #grenade #landmine #physical-comedy #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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6,112 | 10/24/2015 | nazi germany spigot: TONIGHT'S TOPIC: NAZI GERMANY
pants: WAS HITLER RIGHT OR JUST GOOD-LOOKING |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hd #hitler #pants-spigot #stray-dot #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,113 | 10/25/2015 | i don't want to scare anyone spigot: I DON'T WANT TO SCARE ANYONE BUT
spigot: CHROME DIDN'T SHUT DOWN CORRECTLY. |
spigot |
#chrome #computers #error #honk #sfw #shutdown #spigot-solo #stray-dot #woodring-den-background |
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6,114 | 10/26/2015 | cracks knuckles pants: CRACKS KNUCKLES
spigot: WHY I OUGHTA (FARTS, FALLS) |
pants spigot |
#farts #hospital-background #pants-spigot #physical-comedy |
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6,115 | 10/27/2015 | i get a dollar spigot: HOW ABOUT
spigot: HOW ABOUT WHEN YOU LICK A DICK I GET A DOLLAR
spigot: I THINK IT'LL ADD UP
deuce: QUICK QUESTION. DOES YOU FORCING ME TO LICK YOUR DICK MEAN I STILL HAVE TO PAY |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicklicking #stray-dot #woodring-field-background |
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6,116 | 10/28/2015 | the pac-man pants: DOY I'M A PACK-MANG DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH (EACH DUH PUNCTUATES A DOT BEING EATEN)
deuce: DUH DUH DUH SPROING OING OING (NOT DOING ANYTHING DIFFERENT) DUH DUH DUH DUH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #pac-man #sfw #sproing #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,117 | 10/29/2015 | nothing like what you asked for deuce: CAN GOOGLE SEARCH GET EVEN FUCKING SHITTER DAY BY DAY OR WHAT PEOPLE
pants: HERE'S NOTHING LIKE WHAT YOU ASKED FOR |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #stray-dot #typo #upskirt #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,118 | 10/30/2015 | freeze frame spigot: FREEZE FRAME BEATING OFF: IT WAS OUTTA RESPECT |
spigot |
#goodfellas #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,119 | 10/31/2015 | a special request pants: THE GAME OF CORNHOLE |
pants |
#cornhole #denise #hospital-background #malt-balls #pants-solo #sfw #uncredited-character |
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6,120 | 11/1/2015 | he loved to rhyme deuce: PA RUM PA PUM PUM / CUM IN MY BUM
spigot: AND THEN HE DIED AND THOSE ARE HIS LAST WORDS
spigot: DEUCE LOVED TO RHYME
spigot: WHETHER IT BE DICKS WITH PRICKS OR DONGS WITH TONGS OR BEERS WITH QUEERS
spigot: DEUCE LOVED TO LICK DICK
spigot: LIGHTS DIM, WHAT ABOUT LOVE, SLIDE SHOW
: DEUCE
: 1998-2015 |
spigot |
#death #death-and-return-of-deuce #deuce-spigot #eulogy #funeral #heart #laughing-deuce #little-drummer-boy #multiple-backgrounds #photo-background #rhyming #rip-deuce #sad-deuce #singing #uncredited-character #woodring-room-background |
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6,121 | 11/2/2015 | click the dick part 1 pants: CLICK THE DICK
pants: GO ON
spigot: CLICK
pants: OKAY NOW PUT IT BACK IN THE BOX |
pants spigot |
#click-the-dick #coy-pants #dick #mountain-background #pants-spigot #series |
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6,122 | 11/3/2015 | click the dick part 2 spigot: LEFT CLICK??? RIGHT CLICK??? OPTION CLICK??? COMMAND CLICK??? SHIFT CLICK??? DID YOU MOD THE KEYBOARD SO SHIFT AND CTRL ARE REVERSED???? ARE MY TRACKPAD TAPS REGISTERING AS CLICKS?????
pants: LOOK I'M JUST
spigot: IF I GO BACK WILL MY CLICK BE CANCELLED OR WILL I GET CHARGED FOR A DOUBLE CLICK
pants: I REALLY DON'T
spigot: DO CLICK HERE OR DO I CLICK NOW OR DO I CLICK TO CHAT WITH A LIVE REPRESENTATIVE?????
pants: I JUST WANNA SAY |
pants spigot |
#bored-pants #click-the-dick #huffy-pants #macintosh #mountain-background #pants-spigot #series #title-mismatch |
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6,123 | 11/4/2015 | click the dick part 3 spigot: THE HIT MOVIE CLICK STARRING ADAM SANDLER ??????? CLICK IT OR TICKET ??????
pants: I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH
spigot: YOUR FONTS KERNING THE C AND L INTO A D !!!!!!!! DO YOU MEAN DICK THE DICK??????
pants: WHEN I WAS A BOY
spigot: SWISHING THE FLUORIDE FOR ONE FULL MINUTE
pants: JUICE ON MY CHIN |
pants spigot |
#adam-sandler #click-the-dick #fluoride #font #kerning #mountain-background #pants-spigot #series #spigot-points #title-mismatch #weird-pants-face |
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6,124 | 11/5/2015 | last chance spigot: LAST CHANCE TO TELL ME I'M A FUCKHEAD
spigot: GOING ONCE
spigot: GOING TWICE |
spigot |
#auction #fuckhead #insults #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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6,125 | 11/6/2015 | ozone vs the pig pants: DID YOU GET MY MESSAGE ABOUT OZONE AND THE PIG
spigot: I REALLY DID
pants: I JUST WANTED TO TALK ABOUT OZONE AND THE PIG SOME MORE
spigot: I'M HERE FOR YOU
pants: GOES IDLE FOR 17 HOURS |
pants spigot |
#grey-background #idle #irc #ozone-and-the-pig #pants-spigot #sfw |
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6,126 | 11/7/2015 | uhm err pants: UHM
atandt: YOU HAVE INTERESTING THEORIES SIR
pants: ERR
pants: TUGGING ON MY COLLAR |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #cocksucking #coy-pants #grey-background #sfw |
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6,127 | 11/8/2015 | this can't be real life atandt: ACCEPT NO IMITATIONS
atandt; CARRY ONLY AUTHORIZED JERKCITY MERCHANDISE |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #branding #fighting-irish-pose #merchandise #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,128 | 11/9/2015 | return to space nuts pants: YOUR RAPE KIT ISN'T VERY ELABORATE
pants: IT CONSISTS OF A BIG STICK
pants: WHICH WHILE EFFECTIVE IS NOT VERY INTERESTING
captain: GET OUTTA HERE |
pants |
#captain #gark #pants-solo #rapekit #space-nuts #space-nuts-background #title-mismatch #tongtyed #uncredited-character |
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6,129 | 11/10/2015 | space nuts: the saga continues spigot: THE PORNOGRAPHY I ORDERED WITH MY CREDIT CARD OVER THE INTERNET ARRIVED TODAY
spigot: IT REALLY DOES WORK, NOT EVERYTHING'S A SCAM
captain: TAKE YOUR FRIEND WITH YOU |
spigot |
#credit-card #filename #internet #porn #space-nuts #space-nuts-background #spigot-solo #title-mismatch #tongtyed #uncredited-character |
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6,130 | 11/11/2015 | the end of summer pants: TASTY WAVES, COOL SUMMERS AND BLOWIN' DUDES |
pants |
#fast-times-at-ridgemont-high #frog #pants-solo #stray-dot #woodring-room-background |
|
6,131 | 11/12/2015 | head start spigot: FOLKS, GONNA START THE DRINKING EARLY SO I CAN GET A HEAD START ON MY AFTERNOON NAP |
spigot |
#alcohol #folks #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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6,132 | 11/15/2015 | a regular-like thing with him pants: HE JUST SUCKS OTHER PEOPLE OFF
Parallels Tools Installation Agent
Please Wait
Installing Parallels Tools: 27%
\\\ You will need to Restart Windows to ///
/// finish the Parallels Tools installation \\\
pants: AND IT'S A REGULAR-LIKE THING WITH HIM
pants: SIGN HERE AND HERE AND HERE AND INITIAL HERE |
pants |
#badly-pasted-title #behind-the-scenes #contract #dicksucking #microsoft #null #pants-solo #parallels-tools #windows #woodring-field-background |
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6,133 | 11/16/2015 | the bread guy spigot: REMEMBER TO GET OUT AND VOTE
pants: WOULD SIR LIKE ICE IN HIS PELLEGRINO
spigot: UM, UNLESS THE ICE IS CARBONATED THE ANSWER IS NO
pants: THE BREAD GUY RESPECTFULLY REQUESTS THAT HE MAY BE ALLOWED TO LEAVE HIS SHIRT ON |
pants spigot |
#hipsters #pants-spigot #pellegrino #restaurant #shirtless #voting #woodring-room-background #would-sir |
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6,134 | 11/17/2015 | term unclear |
pants |
#beat-off #dicks #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
6,135 | 11/18/2015 | i'm going to take all your hate spigot: I'M GOING TO TAKE ALL YOUR HATE AND PIPE IT IN TO SMILES.PY AND EMAIL YOU THE RESULTING SUNSHINE
spigot: VALUEERROR: MATH DOMAIN ERROR
spigot: OK HOLD ON |
spigot |
#mountain-background #programming #python #series #sfw #spigot-solo |
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6,136 | 11/19/2015 | easier for me to take your abuse spigot: UNBOUNDLOCALERROR: LOCAL VARIABLE 'SMILES' REFERENCED BEFORE ASSIGNMENT
spigot: SEC
spigot: IT'LL BE EASIER FOR ME TO TAKE YOUR ABUSE RATHER THAN FIX SMILES.PY |
spigot |
#mountain-background #programming #python #sec #series #sfw #spigot-solo #upskirt |
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6,137 | 11/20/2015 | not another word spigot: PLAINTIFF IN-N-OUT BURGERS, A CALIFORNIA CORPORATION ("PLAINTIFF" OR "IN-N-OUT") BY AND THROUGH ITS UNDERSIGNED COUNSEL
spigot: HAMBURGER SANDWICHES AND CHEESEBURGER SANDIWCHES, HOT COFFEE, AND MILKSHAKES FOR CONSUMPTION ON OR OFF THE PREMISES (IC 030); MILK AND FRENCH FRIED POTATOES FOR CONSUMPTION ON OR OFF THE PREMISES (IC 029);
spigot: NOT ANOTHER WORD UNTIL I SEE A LAWYER |
spigot |
#burgers #court #donk-donk #fatness #in-n-out #law #lawyer #sfw #spigot-solo #trademark #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,138 | 11/21/2015 | are we worried (spigot): ARE WE WORRIED THAT MAYBE MY DONG IS THE SCENE OF THE CRIME |
spigot |
#dong #spigot-solo #urinal-background #whispering |
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6,139 | 11/22/2015 | let's go pants: NUGGGH CHRIST
pants: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK LET'S GO FUCK FUCK MMM
pants: CHRIST
pants: NUGGH
spigot: WELL IF HE WASN'T DEAD TO ME BEFORE |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #huffy-pants #nuggh #pants-spigot #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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6,140 | 11/23/2015 | my best guess pants: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOUTH OPEN WIDE TO RECEIVE
pants: TO RECEIVE UH
pants: WELL
spigot: GURK GLK GLK SPLK PLUP
pants: TO RECEIVE DATA IS MY BEST GUESS
spigot: NOT QUITE MY TEMPO |
pants |
#cocksucking #fear-panel #glk #gurk #mouth-of-pants #pants-spigot #plup #uncredited-character #urinal-background #whiplash |
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6,141 | 11/24/2015 | carrie's shining tommyknockers spigot: CHRIST JESUS
spigot: AAAAAAAAAAAA YELLED THE STEPHEN KING CHARACTER AAAAAAA AAAAA
spigot: TIME TO SMOKE DOPE AND FORGET |
spigot |
#callback #christ-jesus #dope #marijuana #spigot-solo #stephen-king #urinal-background |
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6,142 | 11/25/2015 | and step on it pants: BEAT ME OFF AT AN EARLY-AFTERNOON SHOWING OF THE PEANUTS MOVIE
pants: BE SUBTLE ABOUT IT |
pants |
#pants-solo #peanuts #urinal-background |
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6,143 | 11/26/2015 | we all need new codenames blahglabglha pants: WHY MUST WE ALWAYS
pants: WITH THE
pants: AND SO IT GOES |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #pants-solo #sfw #thanksgiving #urinal-background #vonnegut |
|
6,144 | 11/27/2015 | everybody sits up and takes notice pants: WHEN THE DICKY BIRD FLAPS INTO THE ROOM EVERYBODY SITS UP AND TAKES NOTICE |
pants |
#dicky-bird #pants-solo #urinal-background |
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6,145 | 11/28/2015 | just kind of a lollipop thing deuce: (POPS THE COCK OUT OF HIS MOUTH) WAIT YOU CAN GET AIDS THIS WAY (POPS IT BACK IN, GOES ABOUT HIS BUSINESS)
deuce: NOT BLOWING IT IN A GAY WAY, JUST KIND OF A LOLLIPOP THING
spigot: PANTS LOVED TO LICK DICK |
deuce spigot |
#aids #death #death-and-return-of-deuce #deuce-spigot #dicklicking #eulogy #funeral #not-gay #urinal-background |
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6,146 | 11/29/2015 | but then deuce: BUT THEN HE JUST RETURNS TO THE COMIC IN A RANDOM STRIP WITH OTHERS WITH NO FANFARE, NO EXPLANATION, NEVER MENTIONED AGAIN
pants: RELEASING THE FARTS
spigot: HURRR |
deuce pants spigot |
#blue-background #death-and-return-of-deuce #deuce-pants-spigot #deuce-the-resurrection #farts #meta |
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6,147 | 11/30/2015 | a 30 min documentary on the making of spigot: T PANTS BY THE WAY I AM GIVING A 5-STAR REVIEW ON YELP FOR THE DEUCE TRIBUTE STRIP
spigot: DO WE NEED A 30-MIN DOCUMENTARY ON THE MAKING OF
deuce: KEEP ME OUT OF THIS HOMOSEXUAL GAYNESS |
deuce pants spigot |
#death-and-return-of-deuce #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #stray-dot #tribute #urinal-background |
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6,148 | 12/1/2015 | what do you see on the other side pants: T DEUCE WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE A DEAD FAGGOT
deuce: UNINTERESTING
deuce: I MEAN I'M NOT A FAGGOT
pants: WHAT DO YOU SEE ON THE OTHER SIDE |
deuce pants |
#death-and-return-of-deuce #deuce-pants #fag-trap #not-gay #piss-trough-background |
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6,149 | 12/2/2015 | cold hands deuce: MY HANDS ARE COLD
deuce: WARM THEM WITH YOUR HEART
deuce: I MEAN YOUR ENTRAILS
deuce: SO YEAH YOUR HEART |
deuce |
#airlock #deuce-solo #murder #stray-dot #violence #woodring-field-background |
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6,150 | 12/3/2015 | all tracks remixed by deuce at jerkcity deuce: NOW MAKE NO MISTAKE
deuce: THIS WILL HURT VERY BADLY |
deuce |
#blue-background #copyright #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #pain #sfw |
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6,151 | 12/4/2015 | situation is serious pants: BELL
pants: BIV
pants: DEVOE |
pants |
#new-jack-swing #pants-solo #rap #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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6,152 | 12/5/2015 | special message spigot: SPECIAL MESSAGE TO THE GROUP OF PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT ANCHORMAN IN THE BREAK ROOM: DIE AND BE DEAD |
spigot |
#high-res #movies #piss-trough-background #spigot-solo #television |
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6,153 | 12/6/2015 | shut up and hold still pants: I'M AN EGG CARTON
deuce: I AM WRAPPING YOU CAREFULLY AND DROPPING YOU FROM A TALL BUILDING IN SOME SORT OF ELEMENTARY SCHOOL SCIENCE EXPERIMENT
pants: ALL I KNOW IS WHEN YOU GO TO DIG ME UP IN TEN YEARS YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO FIND ME
deuce: SHUT UP AND HOLD STILL |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #dongs #hold-still #science #sfw #stray-dot #woodring-field-background |
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6,154 | 12/7/2015 | i can't fall in love with everyone i meet spigot: I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH EVERYONE I MEET I'VE GOT DICKS TO LICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: I DON'T NEED NO CLINGING VINES
deuce: SOME MANNER OF HORRIBLE RASH |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicklicking #piss-trough-background |
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6,155 | 12/8/2015 | his tyrannical rule pants: DICK(S)
deuce: NOW THAT PANTS IS GONE WE CAN FINALLY WREST CONTROL OF JERKCITY AWAY FROM HIS TYRANNICAL RULE
deuce: I MEAN OH HI PANTS
pants: HI |
deuce pants |
#all-hail-pants #deuce-pants #dicks #meta #tyrant #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,156 | 12/9/2015 | if abraham lincoln were alive today deuce: DO YOU THINK THAT IF ABRAHAM LINCOLN WERE ALIVE TODAY HE WOULD STILL LICK DICK
spigot: LONG ENOUGH TO REACH THE GROUND |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicklicking #lincoln #urinal-background |
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6,157 | 12/10/2015 | a fair question but not a reasonable question pants: DOES MY BONER NEED ITS OWN SEPARATE PASSPORT OR CAN I JUST WAVE HIM THROUGH |
pants |
#airport-security #boner #coy-pants #crater #new-background #pants-solo #passport #smouldering-crater #woodring-field-background-2 |
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6,158 | 12/11/2015 | fanny pack pants: STUFF MY FANNY WITH POO
spigot: DID YOU MEAN FANNY PACK
spigot: BECAUSE YOUR FANNY MIGHT ALREADY BE FULL!!!!!!!
spigot: OR AM I PACKING THE FANNY
spigot: SHOULD WE HOP ON A QUICK CALL
spigot: SENDING YOU A CALENDAR INVITE
spigot: MONDAY MORNING AT 6:30 WORK FOR YOU??????
spigot: IT WILL BE AN ALL-DAY EVENT
spigot: STRETCHING THE RIBBON ACROSS THE ENTIRE WEEK AND AROUND THE MOON
spigot: YOU HAVE RECEIVED AN INVITATION TO COLLABORATE!!!!!!!!
spigot: A KICK-OFF CALL!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: FOLLOWED BY A VERY IMPORTANT ONE ON ONE
spigot: AND A SELF REVIEW
spigot: AND A PERFORMANCE EVALUATION
spigot: IT'S NOT WORKING OUT AND HERE'S A BOX
spigot: GUESS YOU CAN PACK THAT!!!!!!!
spigot: SUBJECT: EXIT INTERVIEW MON 6:30AM
spigot: SUBJECT: DID YOU GET MY MAIL
spigot: SUBJECT: LEFT YOUR POO IN THE STAIRWELL |
pants spigot |
#buzzwords #calendar #corporate-doublespeak #exit-interview #fanny-pack #outlook #overlong #pants-spigot #performance-review #poo #quick-call #typo #urinal-background |
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6,159 | 12/12/2015 | knock knock knock spigot: KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
spigot: WAIT I HAVE A KEY ACTUALLY
spigot: SMASH |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #breaking-and-entering #knock-knock #physical-comedy #repetition #spigot-solo #title-mismatch #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,160 | 12/13/2015 | trying to take a shit here spigot: LOWERING OURSELVES IN THROUGH THE BATHROOM SKYLIGHT
pants: TRYING TO TAKE A SHIT HERE
spigot: GOOD DAY TO YOU |
pants spigot |
#mission-impossible #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #skylight #toilet #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,161 | 12/14/2015 | argument in progress deuce: SIR
pants: COME ON SURE IT IS
deuce: THAT'S NOT
deuce: SIR
pants: MAN UP |
deuce pants |
#argument #deuce-pants #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,162 | 12/15/2015 | do you still pants: T DEUCE DO YOU STILL RUN A DETECTIVE AGENCY
pants: T DEUCE DO YOU
deuce: T PANTS I DO BUT I'M NOT CURRENTLY TAKING ANY MORE CLIENTS |
deuce pants |
#detective #deuce-pants #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,163 | 12/16/2015 | park it and lock it not responsible spigot: AND HE SUCKED IT, HE DIDN'T SLIP ON IT OR JUST LOOK AT IT THROUGH A WINDOW |
spigot |
#cocksucking #dicklicking #parking #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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6,164 | 12/17/2015 | guilty deuce: FOR WHOM THE DONG TOLLS
pants: KAFF
deuce: T PANTS I HAVE NOTHING OF RELEVANCE TO ADD
pants: T DEUCE KAFF |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #grey-background #hemingway #kaff #weird-pants-face |
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6,165 | 12/18/2015 | be my buttercup pants: T DEUCE BE MY BUTTERCUP
pants: HELLO
pants: HELLOOOO
deuce: SORRY WE SEEM TO HAVE BEEN DISCONNECTED |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #grey-background #sfw |
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6,166 | 12/19/2015 | it's a coffee drink pants: DID YOU MEAN 'SLINKY BUBBLE-BUTTED TWINKS'?
deuce: DISGUSTING
deuce: YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT HOW I LIKE MY TWINKS
deuce: QUICK FOLLOWUP: WHAT'S A TWINK
pants: IT'S A COFFEE DRINK WHERE YOU ADD ESPRESSO TO A CUP OF HOT WATER |
deuce pants |
#coffee #depth-charge #deuce-pants #did-you-mean #gay #hospital-background #kaff #stray-dot #twink |
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6,167 | 12/20/2015 | jesus ball pants: VISIT MY TAINT
deuce: YAY
pants: BRING BACK SOME PINEAPPLE
pants: HEY LET'S PLAY JESUS BALL
deuce: HOW DO YOU PLAY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #jesus #red-background #taint |
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6,168 | 12/21/2015 | pants and deuce vs. the bat deuce: WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT ANGER IT
deuce: OR DRAW ITS ATTENTION
deuce: OR CALL OUT TO IT
deuce: OR MAKE ANY NOISE
deuce: OR BREATHE
deuce: OR EXIST
pants: DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: SORRY
deuce: *** YOU HAVE DIED *** |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #bat #deuce-pants #dicks #emoticon #flappity-bats #huffy-pants #infocom #woodring-field-background #you-have-died |
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6,169 | 12/22/2015 | your life's work deuce: I HAVE REVIEWED YOUR LIFE'S WORK AND FOUND IT [ ] SATISFACTORY [ ] WANTING [ ] UNACCEPTABLE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #judgement #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,170 | 12/23/2015 | here comes the bride pants: OZONE AND / THE PIG (TO THE TUNE OF "BRIDAL CHORUS" BETTER KNOWN AS "HERE COMES THE BRIDE")
hanford: YOU BE QUIET, OZONE AND THE PIG GOT PUSHED BACK TO 2016
pants: BHGLAUHGLUAH GAHGLUAG IT'S LIKE CALCUTTA IN HERE HLAGHLUAHGLUAHG
pants: I'VE GOT WISDOM THAT I WANT TO PASS ON
hanford: GET OUT FROM UNDER THE SINK WE'VE GOT REHEARSAL |
hanford pants |
#behind-the-scenes #hanford-pants #ozone-and-the-pig #pants-under-the-sink #sfw #singing #white-background |
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6,171 | 12/24/2015 | you might say pants: YOU MIGHT SAY I'M A GAS PLANET |
pants |
#astronomy #bonequest-hi-fi #coy-pants #farts #nomenclature #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background #you-might-say |
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6,172 | 12/25/2015 | christmas in jerkcity pants: T DEUCE DO WE WANT POTATOES OR YAMS FOR OUR JERKCITY CHRISTMAS
deuce: PEANUTS, POPCORN, PRESENTS
pants: SO YAMS THEN
deuce: I GUESS |
deuce pants |
#christmas #deuce-pants #peanuts-popcorn-presents #sfw #woodring-stairs-background #yams |
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6,173 | 12/26/2015 | how to operate your f.r.o.g. spigot: IT'S SUPPOSED TO WHAP WHAP WHAP AGAINST YOUR FACE WHILE YOU BLINK AND SQUINCH UP |
spigot |
#frog #piss-trough-background #sfw #spigot-solo #whapping |
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6,174 | 12/27/2015 | except for the ones in color |
deuce spigot |
#black-and-white #china #deuce-spigot #dreams #holocaust #movies #schindlers-list #sfw #stray-dot #urinal-background #weird-dream |
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6,175 | 12/28/2015 | i am a computer voice on a computer machine |
deuce pants spigot |
#acrobat #adobe #deuce-pants-spigot #itunes #jewdank #urinal-background |
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6,176 | 12/29/2015 | things you can do to it pants: PUNCH IT
pants: PUT A CLOTHESPIN ON IT
pants: STUFF IT UNDER THE SINK
pants: SPIN IN AROUND REAL FAST-LIKE
pants: MAKE IT SIT IN THE BACK SEAT
pants: CHOP IT UP, PUT IT IN THE STEW
pants: HANG IT UNTIL DEAD
pants: DIP IT IN THE CREEK |
pants |
#pants-solo #sfw #uncredited-character #under-the-sink #urinal-background |
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6,177 | 12/30/2015 | whatever makes the day go by pants: A GUIDE TO FULLY HOMOMORPHIC ENCRYPTION
deuce: AS LONG AS IT'S NOT HOMEOMORPHIC |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #encryption #sfw #urinal-background |
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6,178 | 12/31/2015 | anyone in the marvel or dc universe spigot: T DEUCE IS THERE ANYONE IN THE MARVEL OR DC UNIVERSE WHO CAN GET SOFT ON DEMAND
deuce: THAT'S ONLY AVAILABLE IN EARTH-636 |
deuce spigot |
#comics #deuce-spigot #foamy #porn #urinal-background |