No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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0 | 2/29/2022 | number zero |
#bad-transcript #deuce-pants #exception #german #nine-dicks #nonexistent-date #prtable-toilet #python #starbucks-background #weird-pants-face |
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8,324 | 1/1/2022 | in the car spigot: I BEAT OFF IN THE CAR WITH SAFEWAY CONDITIONER |
spigot |
#beating-off #green-background #safeway #spigot-solo #starbucks-background |
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8,325 | 1/2/2022 | 99 bottles spigot: 99 BOTTLES OF DICK IN MY MOUTH
deuce: HA
spigot: CAN YOU AT LEAST WAIT FOR ME TO FINISH THE JOKE BEFORE YOUR DUMB LAUGHTER
spigot: 99 BOTTLES OF DICK
spigot: YOU CHOKE THEM DOWN AND POKE EM AROUND
spigot: 98 BOTTLES OF DICK IN MY MOUTH
spigot: 98 BOTTLES OF DICK IN MY MOUTH
spigot: 98 BOTTLES OF DICK
spigot: YOU CH
spigot: DECEASED |
deuce spigot |
#99-bottles #death #deuce-spigot #dick #joke #laughing-deuce #singing #woodring-room-background |
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8,326 | 1/3/2022 | of yellow to brown spigot: ON A SCALE OF YELLOW TO BROWN, YELLOW BEING TINKLE
spigot: WHAT CAN I SAY, I'M A HAND HUMPING LOSER AND MY GANG SIGN IS LITERALLY MAKING AN L ON MY HEAD
spigot: CAN YOU SEE ME WIGGLING A PINKY FINGER INDICATING MY SAD, SMALL PENIS
deuce: BROWN |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #mountain-background #on-a-scale |
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8,327 | 1/4/2022 | lord jesus pants: THE LORDJESUS CHRISTHIMSELF
spigot: DIARRHEAALL OVERTHE PELOTON PLUS |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #peloton-plus #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,328 | 1/5/2022 | the milking table spigot: T DEUCE WILL YOU JOIN ME AT THE MILKING TABLE
pants: COME ON MAN I’M RIGHT HERE YOU KNOW I LOVE THE MILKING TABLE HE WON’T BE AWAKE FOR HOURS |
pants spigot |
#bored-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #milking #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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8,329 | 1/6/2022 | amazon echo deuce: I GOT MY AMAZON ECHO !!!! THROWING IT IN THE TRASH WITHOUT OPENING THE BOX |
deuce |
#alexa #amazon #deuce-solo #mousehole #sfw #sha-na-na #single-panel #woodring-room-background |
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8,330 | 1/7/2022 | blk blk blk spigot: BLK BLK BLK ASMR DICKLICKING
spigot: (COCKSUCKING) |
spigot |
#asmr #cocksucking #dicklicking #mousehole #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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8,331 | 1/8/2022 | hey pants: U GOT A HARD-ON MISTER GRINCH
spigot: :NOTES: HEY / OFFICER KRUP / KE
spigot: I'M TRANS BTW :NOTES: |
pants spigot |
#anybodys #emoji #ghetto-u #grinch #gunmetal-background #pants-spigot #singing #trans #weird-pants-face #west-side-story |
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8,332 | 1/9/2022 | up the river pants: PRETTY SURE COLONEL KURTZ ISN’T UP THE RIVER AND WE SHOULD ALL JUST GO HOME
spigot: I HEARD HE'S (TINKERBELL SOUND AND GESTURE)
pants: (EYES POPPING OUT) (CLAPPING SO HARD I FLOAT OFF THE GROUND) (FOG HORN) |
pants spigot |
#apocalypse-now #funloving-nonsense #gay #heart-of-darkness #pants-spigot #sfw #sfx #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,333 | 1/10/2022 | free mars deuce: TOGETHER
pants: FOREVER
deuce: UNTIL DEATH DO US PAR [[[TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED BY MURDER-SUICIDE]]]
pants: WISH ME LUCK (PUSHES OWN FACE INTO TOILET, FLUSHES)
deuce: (LAST DYING BREATH) FREE MARS. |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #marriage #mars #murder #red-background #rick-astley #sfw #singing #suicide #toilet |
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8,334 | 1/11/2022 | larger and larger by the minute deuce: OKAY THIS BOOSTER CLEARLY ISN'T WORKING BECAUSE MY WANG IS GROWING LARGER AND LARGER BY THE MINUTE
pants: I CAN SEE IT FROM SPACE
spigot: FIRST JAB I PUFFED UP LIKE A BALLOON CAUSE WE WENT TO A DOUBLE DRIVE-THRU KRISPY KREME IN-N-OUT BURGER AFTER |
deuce pants spigot |
#covid-19 #deuce-pants-spigot #drive-thru #fatness #in-n-out #krispy-kreme #mountain-background #vaccination #wang |
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8,335 | 1/12/2022 | sweatpants, t-shirt, cardigan sweater pants: SWEATPANTS
pants: T-SHIRT
pants: CARDIGAN SWEATER
pants: I AM
pants: PROUD TO
pants: BE A BED WETTER |
pants |
#bedwetting #fashion #pants-solo #rhyming #sfw #urine #yellow-background |
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8,336 | 1/13/2022 | the suggested next word deuce: IF I TYPE "DICKS" THE SUGGESTED NEXT WORD IS "SELF-SUCKING" WHICH IS WEIRD IN AT LEAST TWO WAYS
pants: SHRUG |
deuce pants |
#autocomplete #deuce-pants #dicks #stalldoor-background |
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8,337 | 1/14/2022 | fart fonts spigot: INTRODUCING FART FONTS
spigot: THEY MAKE FART SOUNDS WHEN YOU TYPE THEM MAYBE
spigot: INTRODUCING PLUS FARTS
spigot: YOU DO A FART BUT YOU CAN ALSO CONFIGURE IT |
spigot |
#farts #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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8,338 | 1/15/2022 | nog rolled spigot: U GOT NOG ROLLED
spigot: IN THAT YOU DRANK EGG NOG AND ORDERED EGG ROLLS AND NOW YOU'RE ON THE TOILET IN THE DARK |
spigot |
#food #ghetto-u #grey-background #sfw #spigot-solo #toilet |
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8,339 | 1/16/2022 | magic show pants: WHAT TIME DOES YOUR PIER 31 MAGIC SHOW START
spigot: EVERY 2 HOURS WITH TWO 15MIN BREAKS AND ONE 30MIN BREAK FOR LUNCH
spigot: PROBLEM IS THE RESTROOMS ARE 20 MINS AWAY
pants: 15 MINUTES IS BARELY ENOUGH TIME TO THROW CINDER BLOCKS AT THE ELEPHANT SEALS
spigot: I JUST LEAVE THEM IN THEIR FOOD BOWLS |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,340 | 1/17/2022 | sissify my tiny caged prick spigot: SISSIFYMYTINYCAGEDPRICK.COM WOULD LIKE TO SEND YOU NOTIFICATIONS.
spigot: IF I'M SUPPOSED TO STAY AWAKE ANY LATER THAN THIS THESE DAYS I NEED A NEW DEALER
pants: YOU MEAN LIKE AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH DEALER OR A ROUND TABLE PIZZA DEALER
spigot: I GUESS I MEAN MY LOCAL COMIC BOOK DEALER
pants: HE’S SAYING WHAT WE’RE ALL THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
pants spigot |
#bored-pants #coy-pants #pants-spigot #permission #pricks #sissy #woodring-room-background |
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8,341 | 1/18/2022 | cookies pants: WELL MAYBE JUST DON’T VISIT WEBSITES THAT USE COOKIES THEN |
pants |
#cookies #mountain-background #pants-solo #programming #sfw #web |
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8,342 | 1/19/2022 | kiss me pants: MY >>HEART<< IS >>FULL<<
deuce: HI BOYS
pants: KISS ME YOU FOOL
deuce: N |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #huffy-pants #kiss #sfw #somber-deuce #urinal-background #y-n |
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8,343 | 1/20/2022 | your resume spigot: A SPECIAL HOLIDAY FART VIDEO FOR MY FANS
spigot: NO BUT WE'LL KEEP YOUR RESUME ON FILE |
spigot |
#farts #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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8,344 | 1/21/2022 | macsbugth spigot: BY THE THUMBINGOF MY PRICK
spigot: SOMETHING WICKEDLICKS MY DICK
spigot: NOTICE HOW I PLAYEDALL THREE DICKLICKERS
spigot: (COCKSUCKERS)
pants: A POODOTH POKE
spigot: SHUT UP |
pants spigot |
#bored-pants #cocksucking #deuce-pants-spigot #dicklicking #lisp #macsbug #mock-lisp #mountain-background #poo #prick #shakespeare #somber-deuce |
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8,345 | 1/22/2022 | make your own hours spigot: YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN HOURS
pants: MY OFFICE CAN BE MY CAR!!!
spigot: KEEP ALL OF YOUR TIPS* |
pants spigot |
#antiwork #pants-spigot #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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8,346 | 1/23/2022 | tamping spigot: (FLATTENING DIRT PILE WITH SHOVEL) WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES AS PARENTS |
spigot |
#brown-background #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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8,347 | 1/24/2022 | oscar mike pants: CHOKE ME RIGHT UP UNTIL I’M ABOUT TO JIZZ THEN PUNCH ME IN THE FACE
pants: I’M NOT A COMPLICATED MAN
deuce: OSCAR MIKE |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #choking #coy-pants #deuce-pants #jizz #oscar-mike #urinal-background |
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8,348 | 1/25/2022 | going outside spigot: GOING OUTSIDE IS FOR FAGS
spigot: WHEN WILL NEWS STORIES ABOUT SCHOOL SHOOTINGS EXAMINE HOW MANY VICTIMS REALLY REALLY DESERVED IT
spigot: WHO DARES ME TO DO LINES AND BEAT OFF ALL DAY
spigot: THEY'LL BE LINES FROM SHAKESPEARE |
spigot |
#beating-off #cocaine #drugs #mountain-background #school-shooting #shakespeare #spigot-solo |
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8,349 | 1/26/2022 | shampoo dispenser spigot: WHERE'S THE SHAMPOO DISPENSSSSSSSSSSSS
pants: IT’S STUCK YOU JUST HAVE TO TUG IT
pants: HMM MAYBE THE OTHER DIRECTION
pants: WAS ANYBODY ON THIS TALKER NOT MOLESTED |
pants spigot |
#bored-pants #despair-panel #huffy-pants #molestation #pants-spigot #talker #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,350 | 1/27/2022 | to the tune of the theme from spider-man (1967) spigot: TOILET BOWLS
spigot: TOILET BOWLS
spigot: HELPING YOU MEET
spigot: YOUR TOILET GOALS
spigot: TAKE A SHIT
spigot: ON THE FLOOR
spigot: NO ONE KNOWS
spigot: WHAT THE BOWLS ARE FOR |
spigot |
#singing #spider-man #spigot-solo #toilet #white-background |
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8,351 | 1/28/2022 | family-sized spigot: FAMILY-SIZED SQUIRTS IN MY MID-RANGE SEDAN
spigot: :LOUDSPEAKER: PANTS FROM BONEQUEST WEARS LADY CLOTHING
pants: FLUSTERED, JUMPING TO TRY AND GRAB THE MEGAPHONE AWAY FROM YOU |
pants spigot |
#crossdressing #emoji #huffy-pants #pants-from-jerkcity #pants-spigot #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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8,352 | 1/29/2022 | candy, no candy pants: SEARCHING MY POCKETS FOR CANDY
pants: EMPTY |
pants |
#bored-pants #candy #despair-panel #mountain-background #pants-solo #sfw |
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8,353 | 1/30/2022 | you bring dishonor spigot: HAD TO TAKE A HOODIE OFF WHILE HOLDING A DONUT AND LOST A FEW SPRINKLES |
spigot |
#donut #pink-background #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #tragedy |
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8,354 | 1/31/2022 | lick dick forever pants: :sailboat: |
pants spigot |
#emoji #lick-dick-forever #mountain-background #new-slogan #pants-spigot #single-panel |
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8,355 | 2/1/2022 | emotional support groups spigot: EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GROUPSFOR WHEN THE EMOJISDON'T FACE THEDIRECTION YOU WANT |
spigot |
#emoji #mountain-background #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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8,356 | 2/2/2022 | wang chung deuce: ALSO CAN EVERYONE PLEASE *NOT* WANG CHUNG TONIGHT BECAUSE IT'S STARTING TO MAKE A BIT OF A MESS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #sfw #single-panel #wang-chung #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,357 | 2/3/2022 | jelly newton spigot: TRY MAKING FIG NEWTONS WITHOUT FIGS AND ADD PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY
spigot: YOU STUPID SHITS
spigot: MAYBE SLIGHTLY MORE JELLY THAN PEANUT BUTTER
deuce: AND THUS, SPIGOT INVENTED THE JELLY NEWTON
deuce: DEUCE INSISTED IT BE CALLED THE JELLY LEIBNIZ, BUT SPIGOT VEHEMENTLY DISAGREED. YEARS OF LAWSUITS ENSUED
deuce: BOTH DIED OF OLD AGE BEFORE THE CASE WAS SETTLED |
deuce spigot |
#brown-background #cooking #despair-panel #deuce-spigot #fig-newtons #math #tragedy |
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8,358 | 2/4/2022 | canvassing the neighborhood spigot: DONG DONG
deuce: (WIPING COUNTERS) I SEEN HIM. HE CAME IN HERE LAST NIGHT WITH SOME DAME
effigy: (STACKING CRATES) SHE WAS STEAMED. SHE SAID A FEW TIMES SHE WISHED HE WAS DEAD
pants: (CAMERA 2) I CAN'T LET DIARRHEA SLOW ME DOWN |
deuce effigy pants spigot |
#detective #deuce-effigy-pants-spigot #diarrhea #donk-donk #law-and-order #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,359 | 2/5/2022 | in the financial district spigot: ARE YOU TELLING ME THERE'S A :POINT_RIGHT:QUEER:POINT_LEFT: PODCAST
spigot: FOLLOW-UP: DO YOU DARE ME TO MAKE A SWASTIKA OUT OF HOT DOGS AND SQUIRT MUSTARD ON PEOPLE IN THE FINANCIAL DISTRICT
spigot: THERE'S NO RIGHT OR WRONG [[[RUNS AWAY]]]
spigot: ALEXA HIDE MY PHONE
pants: GUH FAT
deuce: EVERYBODY
deuce: PRESENT YOUR FANNYPACKS FOR INSPECTION
spigot: :NOTES: BIG THICK DICKS / FROM NOON TO SIX :NOTES:
spigot: SERIOUSLY WE CLOSE AT 6PM PDT
pants: :DUCK: AFLAC |
deuce pants spigot |
#aflac #alexa #dare #deuce-pants-spigot #dicks #drunk-deuce #duck #emoji #fannypacks #funloving-nonsense #hotdogs #nazi #podcast #queer #singing #somber-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,360 | 2/6/2022 | stuff and things deuce: T PANTS WE SHOULD DO STUFF AND THINGS
pants: T DEUCE OH I AGREE, I AGREE
deuce: OKAY, PULL YOUR PANTS DOWN, I'LL GET THE SHREDDED LETTUCE |
deuce pants |
#ass-tacos #deuce-pants #food #mountain-background #sfw |
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8,361 | 2/7/2022 | any way pants: ANYWAY: DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY COCK
deuce: GROSS
pants: I DIDN'T HEAR NO |
deuce pants |
#cock #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #exhibitionism #gunmetal-background #somber-deuce |
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8,362 | 2/8/2022 | gravitational lensing deuce: I JUST WON A NOBLE PRIZE [SIC]
spigot: MY PENIS LOOKS SMALL BECAUSE OF GRAVITATIONAL LENSING
spigot: BUT AS YOU CAN SEE I HAVE FOUR |
deuce spigot |
#astronomy #black-background #breakfast #deuce-spigot #laughing-deuce #nobel-prize #penis #science #typo |
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8,363 | 2/9/2022 | non sequiturs dick: THE DEEP DARK NIGHT OF MY ASS
pants: I HATE COLE PORTER
deuce: I'M AN ASSET TAG |
deuce dick pants |
#ass #asset-tag #cole-porter #deuce-pants-dick #single-panel #woodring-room-background |
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8,364 | 2/10/2022 | can of soda spigot: I OPENED THE FRIDGE AND A CAN OF SODA ROLLED OUT AND HIT THE FLOOR AND NOW I KNOW HOW MY PENIS FEELS |
#pepsi #red-background #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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8,365 | 2/11/2022 | and... action pants: HAVE YOU GOT AN ERECTION, BOY ?????
spigot: CUT
pants: BOY HAVE ***YOU*** GOT AN ERECTION !!!!
spigot: CUT
spigot: THE LINE IS: " HAVE YOU A VALEDICTION, BOY-O "
pants: HAS THAT BOY GOT AN ERECTION OR ****WHAT*** ??!?!
spigot: CUT
pants: BOY-O-BOY DO I LIKE BOYS' ERECTIONS
spigot: CUT |
pants spigot |
#boner #boys #coy-pants #cut #erections #gay #la-confidential #mountain-background #outtake #pants-spigot |
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8,366 | 2/12/2022 | what the hell am i training for then pants: I'M STARTING TO THINK THE PISS OLYMPICS ISN'T A REAL THING
deuce: IT'S STILL ONLY IN THE PLANNING STAGES
pants: WHAT THE HELL AM I TRAINING FOR THEN |
#challenge-pissing #current-events #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #mountain-background #olympics #piss #somber-deuce |
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8,367 | 2/13/2022 | what the hell is wrong deuce: JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU HOMOS
spigot: EVIDENTLY NOTHING IF YOU READ AND ABSORB THE SCROLLBACK |
#chat #deuce-spigot #gay #single-panel #turquoise-background |
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8,368 | 2/14/2022 | cold uncaring waters spigot: 5 MINS TO 4:20 SO I BETTER FINISH MY WINE
spigot: T PANTS WILL YOU JOIN ME ON THE STEPS OF THE FERRY BUILDING FOR A BIG OL' BONGHIT
pants: I'M NOT FALLING FOR THE OL' "FERRY BUILDING" TRICK AGAIN
pants: SPLOOSH!!! THE COLD UNCARING WATERS OF THE BAY |
#angry-panel #bay-area #blue-background #bonghit #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #sfw #wine |
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8,369 | 2/15/2022 | for fuck's sake deuce: FAT FUCK SYNDROME
deuce: THAT'S WHAT I GOT |
#alt-text #bonequest-hi-fi #cocksucking #deuce-solo #diagnosis #fat #gunmetal-background #sad-deuce #somber-deuce |
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8,370 | 2/16/2022 | blurklpth sorry spigot: BLURKLPTH SORRY BLURKLPTH SORRY BLURKLPTH SORRY BLURKLPTH SORRY |
#deuce-pants-spigot #huffy-pants #sfw #single-panel #sorry #yellow-background |
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8,371 | 2/17/2022 | decorative deuce: WE ARE ALL GOD'S CHILDREN
deuce: I MEAN EXCEPT EVERYONE HERE
pants: BE HARD WITH ME
deuce: N
pants: BUT WHY THO
deuce: I LOST THE ABILITY TO MAINTAIN AN ERECTION
pants: AH
spigot: WHATEVER'S GOING ON DOWN THERE IS PURELY DECORATIVE |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #erection #green-background #somber-deuce #veep #weird-pants-face |
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8,372 | 2/18/2022 | wake up you're dreaming deuce: OKAY OKAY I'M UP I'M UP
pants: YOU'RE STILL DREAMING
deuce: I DREAMT OF A NEW BONEQUEST HI-FI!!!11
pants: AND YOU WERE REWARDED IN REALITY
pants: NOW DREAM ME $10000 FOR COKE AND HOOKERS
pants: J/K MORE LIKE $8 FOR COFFEE AND A KOUIGN AMANN
deuce: CAN'T YOU USE REAL WORDS
pants: :NOTES: I SURE DO LOVE / TO SUCK DICK
spigot: SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL LITERALLY PACKED WITH RAISINS PRUNES WALNUTS AND PECANS
deuce: THE REQUEST STANDS
spigot: D'OUGH
deuce: IT'S BRETON FOR "BUTTER CAKE" AND THE _NEW YORK TIMES_ DESCRIBED IT AS "THE FATTEST PASTRY IN ALL OF EUROPE" |
#bong #brown-background #coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #dream #drunk-deuce #fatness #food #funloving-nonsense #hot-dog #kouign-amann #nonstandard-title-panel #singing #spam #weird-pants-face |
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8,373 | 2/19/2022 | the case of the impertinent waiter pants: I JUST NEED TO KNOW HOW MANY COWBOYS AND WHAT THEY ARE DOING
spigot: I'LL HAVE FAG FRIES WITH RAM RANCH
pants: ANY SAUCE WITH THAT
deuce: HE JUST SAID RAM RANCH YOU IMPERTINENT WAITER
pants: SACRE BLEU |
#cowboy #coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #fag #french #jean-charles #minecraft-background #ram-ranch #waiter |
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8,374 | 2/20/2022 | presidents spigot: :POINT_RIGHT::SKIN-TONE-2:PRESIDENT:POINT_LEFT::SKIN-TONE-2: OF THE SAN ANSELMO BEDWETTERS ASSOCIATION
deuce: IT'S MORE OF AN HONORARY POSITION, REALLY
deuce: WE'RE ALL PRESIDENTS AT THE SABA |
#bay-area #bedwetting #deuce-spigot #president #sfw #urinal-background #urine |
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8,375 | 2/21/2022 | a perfectly good copy spigot: WITH MY ZOOM LENS I CAN SEE SOMEONE HAS THROWN AWAY A PERFECTLY GOOD COPY OF ANNIE AND THE MAGIC DILDO
spigot: I HOPE SHE FINDS WHATEVER IT IS SHE'S LOOKING FOR
spigot: THE REAL MAGIC WAS IN HER REAR END THE WHOLE TIME |
#ass #dildo #literature #magic #pink-background #porn #spigot-solo #voyeurism |
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8,376 | 2/22/2022 | just introduce me spigot: JUST INTRODUCE ME AS MASTER OF THE MACABRE AND I'LL TAKE IT FROM THERE
spigot: CONFETTI BOMB EXPLODES |
#grey-background #sfw #spigot-solo |
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8,377 | 2/23/2022 | how to ruin everything spigot: 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨
pants: PLEASE SPEAK ENGLISH
spigot: NOBODY WILL EVER STOP PLAYING
pants: WHAT IF IT COSTS $4.99/MO TO PLAY (EXCLUSIVELY THROUGH PATREON) |
#hurgle #monetization #pants-spigot #patreon #sfw #speak-english #white-background #wordle |
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8,378 | 2/24/2022 | fresh out pants: DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: WHERE
pants: DUNNO
pants: WAS HOPING YOU HAD SOME
deuce: FRESH OUT |
#bored-pants #deuce-pants #dicks #somber-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,379 | 2/25/2022 | maidan deuce: WHY ARE THE RUSSIANS AND UKRAINIANS FIGHTING OVER MY DONG
deuce: SEE THIS JOKE WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNIER IN 2014 |
#blue-background #current-events #deuce-solo #dong #drunk-deuce #russia #russian #sad-deuce #ukraine #ukranian #war |
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8,380 | 2/26/2022 | urk spigot: IMAGINE HOW MANY CANADAS AND MEXICOS WE'D HAVE BY NOW IF PUTIN WAS OUR PRESIDENT
pants: ONE EXTREMELY POLITE ENCHILADA POR FAVOR
spigot: GROSS
pants: ONE JAPALENO MAPLE SYRUP KARTOSHKA IF YOU PLEASE
spigot: SPEAK :POINT-RIGHT: ENGLISH :POINT-LEFT: |
#canada #current-events #emoji #mexicans #mexico #mountain-background #pants-spigot #putin #russia #typo #ukraine |
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8,381 | 2/27/2022 | what spigot: WHAT TOILET CAM |
#cam #camera #high-res #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #toilet #urinal-background #voyeurism #webcam |
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8,382 | 2/28/2022 | good for consumers spigot: PUTIN'S PEACEKEEPING TANKS
spigot: THESE TWO COUNTRIES SHOULD MERGE ANYWAY SO THERE'S A SINGLE SOURCE OF PROSTITUTES (GOOD FOR CONSUMERS)
pants: WHY ARE THEIR FACES WEIRD OR OFF UNCANNY VALLEY-STYLE
spigot: WE ARE DEAD INSIDE LIKE ROBOT
spigot: THEY PRONOUNCE IT ROBUT
spigot: WE HAVE MATTRESS AND CAM |
#bored-pants #camwhores #cornflower-background #current-events #pants-spigot #ukraine #webcam |
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8,383 | 3/1/2022 | apple pay spigot: THE ROBOT PROSTITUTE HAS CLAMPED MY DONG AND I NEED MORE QUARTERS
pants: IT TAKES APPLE PAY (NOT EVEN LOOKING UP FROM DOODLE JUMP) |
#apple-pay #clamping #dongs #doodle-jump #genital-mutilation #pants-spigot #prostitute #robot #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,384 | 3/2/2022 | barocco & butterflies pants: T SPIGOT HOW MANY TIMES A DAY ON AVERAGE DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT VERSACE SHIRT FROM _THE COUNSELOR_ (FOR ME IT'S ABOUT EVERY 5-10 SECONDS)
deuce: GAY |
#deuce-pants-spigot #gay #single-panel #versace #yellow-background |
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8,385 | 3/3/2022 | for future generations pants: AN UNKNOWN, UNQUANTIFIABLE AMOUNT OF JACKING OFF
deuce: WELL IT'S QUANTIFIABLE BUT IT'S TOO LARGE TO MEASURE PRACTICALLY
pants: THEN WE SHOULD SET IT ASIDE FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS WHO MAY HAVE MORE EXACT INSTRUMENTS |
#coy-pants #drunk-deuce #jacking-off #science #somber-deuce #woodring-field-background |
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8,386 | 3/4/2022 | better effigy: UGH, THE WIND SHIFTED AND NOW ALL I SMELL IS COW POO
deuce: I SAID I WAS SORRY
effigy: APOLOGIES DO NOT END THE SMELL
deuce: I SAID I SAID I WAS SORRY
effigy: THAT'S BETTER |
#apologies #brown-background #cows #deuce-effigy #pee #poo #sfw |
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8,387 | 3/5/2022 | kilo alpha spigot: CAN'T SPELL UKRAINE WITHOUT URINE |
#current-events #deja-vu #ham-radio #joke #minecraft-background #single-panel #spigot-solo #ukraine #urine |
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8,388 | 3/6/2022 | just and verdant pants: FOR GOD AND COUNTRY
pants: HALGHAULGHALHLUAG
pants: FOR THE QUEEN
pants: BGLAUHGLAGHLAGHLUAG
pants: FOR A JUST AND VERDANT SOCIETY
pants: GHUALGHLAHGLUHALUAG |
#cocksucking-noises #mountain-background #pants-solo #queen-elizabeth |
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8,389 | 3/7/2022 | no thanks spigot: NO THANKS, I DON'T LIKE TO POO IN MY PANTS.
spigot: HURRR SMOOSHED FLAT AND SQUARE INTO THE SIDE OF THE STALL LIKE ONE OF STEVEN SODERBERGH'S VINTAGE LENSES
spigot: NINE ERECTIONS REMAINING |
#erections #poo #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,390 | 3/8/2022 | fudge pants: MILK MILK
spigot: LEMONADE
pants: AROUND THE CORNER YOU'LL GET :POINT-RIGHT: :POINT-RIGHT: :POINT-RIGHT: :POINT-RIGHT: LAID :POINT-LEFT::POINT-LEFT::POINT-LEFT: :POINT-LEFT:
deuce: GET IN THE SEX TRAFFICKING VAN |
#abduction #bored-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #emoji #mountain-background #singing |
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8,391 | 3/9/2022 | dress code hanford: WE NEED TO DISCUSS THE DRESS CODE HERE AT BONEQUEST
deuce: MY BONER IS HAPPY TO SEE YOU
hanford: WE NEED TO DISCUSS THE DRESS CODE HERE AT BONEQUEST
effigy: WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS
hanford: WE NEED TO DISCUSS THE DRESS CODE HERE AT BONEQUEST
atandt: I WAS MAKING A TOY FOR THE BIRDS
hanford: WE NEED TO DISCUSS THE DRESS CODE HERE AT BONEQUEST
spigot: LOOKING IN THE FRIDGE FOR PASTRAMI
hanford: WE NEED TO DISCUSS THE DRESS COD}}}}}}}}}}}} NO CARRIER
pants: WARDIALING FOR DICKS |
#atandt-deuce-effigy-hanford-pants-spigot #birds #censored #meta #mountain-background #no-carrier #repetition #telephone #telephony #wardialing |
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8,392 | 3/10/2022 | existence annihilated pants: SO, SO TIRED
pants: I'D LIKE A BULLET THROUGH THE CENTER OF MY HEAD PLEASE (I'LL EAT IT HERE)
deuce: THAT SEEMS LIKE AN EXTREME REACTION FOR BEING TIRED
pants: NO IT'S ABOUT RIGHT
pants: +/- ONE EXISTENCE ANNIHILATED
deuce: CASUALTIES: 1.0 |
#bored-pants #death #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #sad-deuce #very-very-tired #violence #white-background |
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8,393 | 3/11/2022 | rooting deuce: MAYBE UKRAINE CAN HOLD THEM OFF INDEFINITELY
pants: WORKS FOR ME, WHATEVER'S MORE ENTERTAINING AND DOESN'T PRE-EMPT FOOTBALL
pants: NOT MY PRECIOUS XFL OR WHATEVER IT IS
pants: THIS YEAR I'M ROOTING FOR THE XML JSONS |
#bored-pants #current-events #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #football #gay #json #pink-background #programming #sfw #somber-deuce #ukraine #xfl #xml |
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8,394 | 3/12/2022 | shoulder to shoulder (face to face) spigot: WE SHOULD LAY OUR PENISES SIDE BY SIDE AND CONDUCT AN OSCAR SLUGFEST #OSCARS #STREAMING
effigy: ......ARE WE STANDING SHOULDER TO SHOULDER OR FACE TO FACE?
pants: CONSIDER SETTING UP SHOP NEAR THE TOILET WITH MUSIC, YOUR LAPTOP, MAGAZINES, OR BOOKS |
#colonoscopy #effigy-pants-spigot #hashtag #hurgle #oscars #sfw #toilet #woodring-room-background #wordle |
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8,395 | 3/13/2022 | come on now spigot: DO TRANS PEOPLE JUST NOT CARE THEY'RE FUCKING UP MACHINE LEARNING |
#ai #mountain-background #qbert #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #trans #transgender #ts |
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8,396 | 3/14/2022 | please be advised spigot: PLEASE BE ADVISED YOU ALL LICK DICK
effigy: K
spigot: SOOTHING QUEERSCAPES |
#dicklicking #effigy-spigot #low-res #queerscapes #woodring-room-background |
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8,397 | 3/15/2022 | g.c.s. spigot: WELL THAT GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH
spigot: :DARK_SUNGLASSES:
spigot: GOT PROVOLOWNED |
#cheese #csi #emoji #food #joke #sandwich #sfw #spigot-solo #yellow-background |
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8,398 | 3/16/2022 | the joy pants: THE JOY OF TYPING NONSENSE AND COMING BACK TO FIND MORE NONSENSE
pants: ABSOLUTELY MURDER ME
deuce: CONSIDER YOURSELF MURDERED
pants: HURRY UP THEN |
#deuce-pants #funloving-nonsense #huffy-pants #murder #white-background |
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8,399 | 3/17/2022 | remember when deuce: REMEMBER THE '70S ?????
pants: NOPE
effigy: NO
spigot: HANG YOURSELF |
#1970s #70s #deuce-effigy-pants-spigot #nostalgia #olive-background #somber-deuce |
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8,400 | 3/18/2022 | irate pirates spigot: WE'VE CONTRIBUTED ENOUGH CONTENT TO SOCIETY AND MADE A REAL DIFFERENCE THAT WE NEVER HAVE TO PAY FOR MOVIES AGAIN
pants: WE BOUGHT ENOUGH $18.99 CDS FROM TOWER, WE'RE GOOD |
#high-res #mountain-background #pants-spigot #piracy #sfw #tower-records |
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8,401 | 3/19/2022 | cyber hugs pants: ARE DOMAIN NAMES NFTS
pants: WHAT ABOUT TWITTER HANDLES
deuce: LEAVE ME ALONE
pants: ARE YOU HUNG OVER HONEY
deuce: N
pants: NEED A HUG
deuce: YYY
pants: HOW ABOUT A CYBER HUG
deuce: YN |
#a-love-story #coy-pants #drunk-deuce #hug #nft #woodring-stairs-background #y-n |
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8,402 | 3/20/2022 | send help deuce: I ATE TORTILLA CHIPS LAST NIGHT SO I SCRAPED THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH, PLEASE SEND HELP |
#afraid-deuce #deuce-solo #food #help #injury #mountain-background #sfw #single-panel |
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8,403 | 3/21/2022 | good morning all spigot: ATHERTON RESIDENT, MASTURBATOR
pants: GOD'S BUTTHOLE
effigy: WELL GOOD MORNING ALL
deuce: IT'S A MIGHTY FINE DAY FOR US TO FIGHT INFLATION
deuce: WITH OUR FISTS |
#deuce-effigy-pants-spigot #economics #inflation #iris-was-here #white-background |
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8,404 | 3/22/2022 | been drinking deuce: T BONEQUEST I HAVE BEEN DRINKING
deuce: T BONEQUEST HELLO
deuce: T BONEQUEST WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER ME
pants: WHAT A FUCKING PRICK |
#bonequest #deuce-effigy-pants-spigot #drinking #drunk-deuce #orange-background #poking #poo #silent-character #somber-deuce |
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8,405 | 3/23/2022 | time in a bottle spigot: IF I COULD SAVE TIME IN A BOTTLE I WOULD PUT THAT BOTTLE UP MY REAR END AND DO HOUR-LONG FARTS AT THANKSGIVING |
#brown-background #farts #jim-croce #spigot-solo #thanksgiving |
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8,406 | 3/24/2022 | due to space/time pants: I CAN'T EVEN SUCK DICK STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: BECAUSE THE DICKS ARE CURVED??/
pants: DUE TO SPACE/TIME
effigy: IT'S ALL RELATIVES
deuce: GAY DADS
effigy: STEP BROTHERS
pants: JUST A ONE TIME THING IN A PARKING LOT
deuce: IT'S NOT GAY IF THEY'RE NOT BLOOD RELATED
deuce: (FINGER TO EAR) THIS JUST IN, IT SURE IS GAY |
#cocksucking #cosmology #coy-pants #deuce-effigy-pants #dicklicking #gay #gay-theory #gaydads #grey-background #incest #somber-deuce #this-just-in |
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8,407 | 3/25/2022 | five guys deuce: I ORDERED FROM FIVE GUYS AND ALL I GOT WERE THESE FIVE GUYS |
#deuce-solo #food #gangbang #gay #sad-deuce #sfw #urinal-background |
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8,408 | 3/26/2022 | what i say spigot: YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY TO TRANS HATERS
spigot: ***** PUNCH ***** MEN HAVE DICKS DEAL WITH IT |
#current-events #deuce-spigot #dicks #mountain-background #photoshop #physical-comedy #sfw #transgender #truth #ukraine #violence #violent-disapproval |
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8,409 | 3/27/2022 | do it for you pants: FINE, I WILL PERSONALLY BEAT MYSELF OFF
deuce: NO ONE WILL DO IT FOR YOU
pants: WELL YOU'RE HERE
deuce: DO I LOOK LIKE I'M A BEATER OFFER
pants: AYUH |
#beating-off #blue-background #coy-pants #deuce-pants #multiple-backgrounds #orange-background #red-background #somber-deuce |
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8,410 | 3/28/2022 | who ever spigot: WHOEVER SAID I LICK DICK WAS REALLY NOT JOKING BLORK BLOP |
#dicklicking #gunmetal-background #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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8,411 | 3/29/2022 | the second law pants: I FELL ASLEEP WITH MY DICK IN A HOT POCKET ONLY TO WAKE UP TO A LUKEWARM POCKET
deuce: YOU HAVE LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON ABOUT ENTROPY |
#black-background #bored-pants #deuce-pants #entropy #food #hot-pocket #physics #science #sfw #somber-deuce #tragedy |
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8,412 | 3/30/2022 | only god pants: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME
pants: (FOR JERKING OFF IN THE LADIES ROOM)
spigot: MY ADULT BOOKSTORE DOESN'T OPEN UNTIL 11
pants: MINE IS OPEN 24H BUT I'M BANNED
pants: (FOR JERKING OFF IN THE LADIES ROOM)
spigot: CAN YOU APPEAL YOUR BAN (JERKING OFF AT THE REGISTER)
pants: I ASKED TO JERK OFF ONTO THE MANAGER |
#banned #bored-pants #jerking-off #pants-spigot #porn #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,413 | 3/31/2022 | checks out pants: IF I SUBSTITUTE PISS FOR WATER IN A CAKE RECIPE DOES THAT MAKE IT A PISS CAKE
deuce: I THINK YOU'RE BEING VERY CIS HET HERE
pants: I'M A CISSY HET TERF WITH A HEART OF BI
deuce: SQUINTING
deuce: CHECKS OUT :CHECKERED_FLAG: |
#angry-panel #baking #bi #cake #cake-mix #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #emoji #huffy-pants #mountain-background #piss #piss-cake #somber-deuce #terf |
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8,414 | 4/1/2022 | that's just spigot: DISNEY TO REMOVE COSBY STATUE
spigot: WELL THAT'S JUST |
#alcohol #cosby #disney #sfw #spigot-solo #tragedy #wine #woodring-field-background |
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8,415 | 4/2/2022 | bimbo white bread effigy: BIMBO WHITE BREAD, FRENCH'S YELLOW MUSTARD, AND TWO **TWO** SLICES OF BALONEY...
effigy: I AM A KING |
#effigy-solo #eggshell-background #food #sfw |
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8,416 | 4/3/2022 | not working spigot: READING A THREAD WHICH PURPORTS TO "MAKE YOU GAY"
spigot: WELL LET ME ASSURE YOU IT IS :POINT_RIGHT::SKIN-TONE-2:NOT:POINT_LEFT::SKIN-TONE-2: WORKING
spigot: OKAY THAT'S A NICE SCONCE |
#emoji #fixtures #furniture #gayness #sconce #sfw #spigot-smiles #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
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8,417 | 4/4/2022 | whereupon pants: WHEREUPON I EAT THE ENTIRE TIN OF ALTOIDS AND VOMIT FOAM FOR 30 MINUTES |
#altoids #green-background #overdose #pants-solo #sfw #single-panel #starbucks-background #vomit |
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8,418 | 4/5/2022 | break spigot: BREAK FOR FARTS
spigot: BREAK FOR FARTS, BREAK BREAK
spigot: BREAK FOR FARTS
spigot: BREAK BR PLLLLLBBBB
spigot: BREAK FOR SHITS |
#brown-background #farts #ham-radio #shit #spigot-solo |
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8,419 | 4/6/2022 | file attachments pants: I HAVE ATTACHED A JPEG OF MY ENTIRE BASKET (DICK AND BALLS COMBO). PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF THEY WOULD BE A GOOD FIT FOR YOU.
deuce: AN EASTER PACKAGE, IF YOU WILL |
#balls #blue-background #coy-pants #deuce-pants #deucegrin #dick #dick-balls-combo #easter #exhibitionism #package |
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8,420 | 4/7/2022 | who is this spigot: NO I DO NOT WANT A JOB IN THE GUANGDONG PROVINCE, WHO IS THIS
pants: THE SUICIDE NETS ARE FULL AGAIN |
#china #employment #pants-spigot #suicide #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,421 | 4/8/2022 | the smallest dab pants: JUST THE SMALLEST DAB OF URINE BEHIND MY EAR
deuce: TRULY EAU DE TOILETTE |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #eau-de-toilette #french #urinal-background #urine |
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8,422 | 4/9/2022 | asking politely pants: PLEASE SUCK IT
deuce: I WILLN'T |
#deuce-pants #dicksucking #etiquette #mountain-background #politeness #single-panel |
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8,423 | 4/10/2022 | ambiguous target pants: RUB IT
deuce: RAISE UNCLEARREFERENTERROR ('AMBIGUOUS TARGET')
pants: OK STOP RUBBING IT HURTS |
#deuce-pants #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #error #frottage #masturbation #programming #woodring-room-background |
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8,424 | 4/11/2022 | trick question pants: JUST TOOK A HUGE SHIT AND I FEEL BETTER NOW
pants: ASK ME ANYTHING
spigot: WOULD YOU LIKE MORE PANCAKES
pants: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A TRICK QUESTION |
#ama #pancakes #pants-spigot #shit #woodring-field-background |
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8,425 | 4/12/2022 | think twice spigot: CORONAVIRUS HAS MADE US ALL THINK TWICE ABOUT LICKING TOILET SEATS IN AN AIRPORT BATHROOM |
#coronavirus #covid-19 #current-events #hygiene #single-panel #spigot-solo #toilet #urinal-background |
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8,426 | 4/13/2022 | panic/ jerkoff spigot: DO I WANT A JERKOFF ROOM IN MY PANIC ROOM OR A PANIC ROOM IN MY JERKOFF ROOM
deuce: IT'S PANIC/JERKOFF ROOMS ALL THE WAY DOWN
pants: BOTH???
deuce: THEY ALTERNATE, IDIOT |
#deuce-pants-spigot #jerking-off #mousehole #panic #woodring-room-background |
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8,427 | 4/14/2022 | the spice deuce: IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF SPICE I'D BE CARDIMUM
deuce: BECAUSE THEN I'D FINALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP
deuce: GET IT BECAUSE "MUM" MEANS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
deuce: TURNS OUT I'LL NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! |
#bored-pants #cardamom #deuce-effigy-ozone-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #eggshell-background #fucking-shut-up #typo |
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8,428 | 4/15/2022 | how the hamburglar got his name deuce: I JUST REALIZED HOW THE HAMBURGLAR GOT HIS NAME
deuce: HE BURGLES HAMS |
#catsup-background #deuce-solo #etymology #ketchup #ketchup-background #mcdonalds #multiple-backgrounds #mustard #mustard-background #nomenclature #sfw |
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8,429 | 4/16/2022 | have fun spigot: HAVE FUN BEATING OFF WHILE FREE SPEECH IS UNDER ATTACK |
#beating-off #first-amendment #free-speech #mountain-background #politics #sfw #spigot-solo |
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8,430 | 4/17/2022 | knock knock pants: KNOCK KNOCK HI I NEED TO RESET YOUR TOILET CAM IT'S ON THE FRITZ JUST LET ME GET BY HERE THANKS |
#deuce-pants-spigot #single-panel #spycam #urinal-background #voyeurism |
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8,431 | 4/18/2022 | that's all you can hear spigot: IN SPACE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU LICK DICK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: :SATELLITE: :SATELLITE_ANTENNA: ACTUALLY I'M RECEIVING REPORTS THAT'S ALL YOU CAN HEAR
spigot: THE BACKGROUND RADIATION IS 100% DICKLICKING SOUNDS |
#black-background #dicklicking #emoji #science #space #spigot-solo |
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8,432 | 4/19/2022 | upcoming vibe switch pants: ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THE UPCOMING VIBE SWITCH
deuce: THE WHAT
pants: I'M HOPING FOR A RETURN TO COTTAGECORE OR MAYBE EVEN NEW BALANCE SHOES
pants: WE MISSED WHITE BOY SUMMER DIDN'T WE
pants: YEAH, WE DID |
#deuce-pants #lime-background #new-balance #sfw #vibe-switch #white-boy-summer |
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8,433 | 4/20/2022 | iron golems effigy: [TURNING OFF TV]
effigy: ......SHOOTING IRON GOLEMS FROM MY PORCH |
#effigy-solo #minecraft #minecraft-background #sfw |
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8,434 | 4/21/2022 | the library vis-a-vis the champagne room pants: T DEUCE WE NEED ANOTHER BIG FLOOD OR SOMETHING
pants: NO BEATING OFF IN THE LIBRARY
deuce: BUT THERE'S _SOME_ SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM |
#angry-panel #beating-off #champagne #champagne-background #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #library #sex |
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8,435 | 4/22/2022 | big dumb pants: I AM ALL THE BIG DUMB ENERGY YOU NEED |
#energy #pants-solo #sfw #single-panel #starbucks-background |
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8,436 | 4/23/2022 | on lasagna deuce: LASAGNA IS SO FUCKING GOOD
pants: SUCKING THINGS
deuce: MMM LASAGNA |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #food #lasagna #sucking #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,437 | 4/24/2022 | every body pants: EVERYBODY HOLD HANDS AND DRINK AS MUCH AS YOU CAN AND WALK INTO THE SEA UNTIL YOU GET TIRED |
#blue-background #pants-solo #single-panel #suicide |
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8,438 | 4/25/2022 | boner plex spigot: SERVING SIZE 1 COOKIE
spigot: SADDER THAN BABY SHOES NEVER WORN
pants: IS THE BONERPLEX A REAL PLACE OR DID I JUST DREAM IT |
#bonerplex #cookies #coy-pants #ernest-hemingway #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
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8,439 | 4/26/2022 | ever see deuce: T SPIGOT DO YOU THINK WE'LL EVER SEE A TWINS III: THE NEW HATCH |
#deuce-spigot #sfw #swamp-background |
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8,440 | 4/27/2022 | visible from space spigot: MY DONG IS VISIBLE FROM SPACE
spigot: THE SPACE RIGHT THERE ON YOUR FACE
spigot: WELL THEN PUT ON YOUR PRESCRIPTION READING GLASSES
spigot: MINE ARE FROM A GAS STATION |
#dong #gas-station #glasses #gunmetal-background #spigot-solo |
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8,441 | 4/28/2022 | pow spigot: WHERE'S THE SUPERCUT OF RALPH KRAMDEN ACTUALLY HITTING HIS WIFE
pants: HE LOVED HER SO MUCH BUT NOW SHE'S ON THE MOON (SOBBING) |
#domestic-violence #honeymooners #pants-spigot #television #white-background |
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8,442 | 4/29/2022 | supply chain spigot: BLOP SPLOP LITERALLY NO SUPPLY CHAIN DISRUPTION HERE BAGURK BAGOLP |
#grey-background #spigot-solo #wieners |
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8,443 | 4/30/2022 | n pants: WHERE _N_ IS THE NUMBER OF HARD PLASTIC DICKS IN MY MOUTH |
#dildo #math #pants-solo #single-panel #urinal-background #variable |
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8,444 | 5/1/2022 | who knew spigot: WHO KNEW DUTCH CRUNCH WOULD LEAVE SO MANY CRUMBS IN THE BED |
#food #high-res #mess #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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8,445 | 5/2/2022 | hallowed be thy name deuce: OUR FATHER, WHO ART IN HEAVEN / HALLOWED BE THY NAME / AND PLEASE GET YOUR FINGER / OUT OF MY BUTT |
#anal-insertion #deuce-solo #prayer #religion #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,446 | 5/3/2022 | chess king spigot: HOW'S MY BEIGE WINDBREAKER
spigot: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M HUSTLING STARS AT A BUS STATION
spigot: I'M ZIPPING IT UP TO HERE AND THAT'S FINAL
effigy: SIR, THIS JACKET IS FOR `MEMBERS ONLY`
spigot: IF I PUSH ALL 4 ROOKS UP MY REAR END I'LL BE CHESS KING |
#anal-insertion #chess #effigy-spigot #fashion #members-only #sir #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,447 | 5/4/2022 | hard mode spigot: :POINT_RIGHT::SKIN-TONE-2: HARD :POINT_LEFT::SKIN-TONE-2: MODE :EGGPLANT: :STRAIGHT_RULER::EGGPLANT: :STRAIGHT_RULER::EGGPLANT: :STRAIGHT_RULER::EGGPLANT: :STRAIGHT_RULER::EGGPLANT: :STRAIGHT_RULER:
spigot: SOMEDAY I MIGHT EVEN UNPAUSE THE BATMAN FROM WHERE IT LAY PARKED MID NIRVANA SONG
spigot: OUR FINEST PISSCOATS THIS EASTER |
#batman #emoji #hard #nirvana #pisscoats #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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8,448 | 5/5/2022 | but why tho pants: WHY IS EVERYTHING SO
deuce: DOWN IN FRONT |
#deuce-pants #down-in-front #mousehole #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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8,449 | 5/6/2022 | knock knock knock spigot: WHAT MISSING JUVENILES
spigot: I MEAN COME IN !!
spigot: I MEAN DON'T COME IN, SORRY |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #kidnapping #mousehole #rape #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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8,450 | 5/7/2022 | itunes gift cards spigot: NNNNNGGG I'VE BEEN HACK A DOODLE DOO'D
pants: YOUR DUMB GAY FRIENDS ARE HERE FOR YOU
pants: WE CAN SEND $$ VIA ITUNES GIFT CARDS
pants: DO YOU NEED MY SOCIAL SECURITY #
deuce: SHOULD I SHOOT MYSELF IN THE HEAD TO HELP YOU RECOVER YOUR ACCOUNT
pants: I THINK WE HAVE TO ASSUME THAT WE ARE DEALING WITH A RUSSIAN AGENT RATHER THAN OUR FRIEND SPIGOT (THE BEAR)
deuce: YOU'RE RIGHT (SENDING HIM DICK PIX)
pants: :FOOT: :DROOLING_FACE: |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #dick #dick-pics #drunk-deuce #emoji #feet #foot-appetite #friends #gay #hacking #itunes #mountain-background #nuggh #russia #spigot-the-bear #suicide |
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8,451 | 5/8/2022 | covid test negative pants: COVID TEST NEGATIVE
pants: WE CAN SAFELY RESUME SPITTING IN EACH OTHER'S MOUTHS
deuce: DID YOU TAKE IT CORRECTLY (RECTALLY)
pants: I DON'T SEE WHY IT HAS TO STAY UP THERE SO LONG
deuce: AND ALSO IT HAS TO BE REPEATEDLY INSERTED IN AND PULLED OUT
pants: ONLY AFTER THE 4TH HOUR |
#anal-insertion #angry-panel #covid-19 #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #laughing-deuce #violetgrey-background |
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8,452 | 5/9/2022 | today let's be grateful spigot: TODAY LET'S BE GRATEFUL WE DON'T HAVE TO SUCK DICK IN A MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS
pants: "HAVE TO"
pants: FULL-GROWN ADULTS CELEBRATING STAR WARS DAY
spigot: WE CALL HIM DOCTOR MORBIUS ON THIS PODCAST |
#dr-strange #marvel #mint-background #movies #pants-spigot #podcast #star-wars |
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8,453 | 5/10/2022 | roe v. wade spigot: MORE LIKE BLOW V. LAID |
#abortion #current-events #emoji #gunmetal-background #joke #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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8,454 | 5/11/2022 | outside lands spigot: HORDES OF YOUNG PEOPLE BUZZING AROUND THE FESTIVAL, FILLING OUT MORTGAGE LOANS, PREPARING THEIR TAXES
spigot: TRANSPARENT PINK SUNGLASSES WITH PEARLS, MASSIVE BEJEWELED NECKLACES AND CAPS, LIME GREEN BELL-BOTTOMS AND SENSIBLE ORTHOPEDIC LOAFERS FROM ROSS DRESS FOR LESS
spigot: PULLING THE VIBE OUT OF MY MOUTH AND """SHIFTING""" IT TO MY REAR END |
#green-background #spigot-solo |
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8,455 | 5/12/2022 | red pilled pants: THERE IS NO RED PILL YOU'RE JUST A HUGE HUGE ASSHOLE |
#blue-background #matrix #pants-solo #politics #single-panel |
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8,456 | 5/13/2022 | oral-b deuce: THIS MEXICAN COOKING YOUTUBE LADY SURE USES A LOT OF SALT
pants: HOW'S SHE DOIN'
deuce: SHE DYED HER HAIR BLACK FOR SOME REASON BUT LET THE GREY GROW BACK IN AGAIN
deuce: I SOMETIMES WORRY SHE'S GOING TO CUT HERSELF BUT SHE NEVER DOES
deuce: I MEAN I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
pants: (DEEP VOICE) ORAL-B |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #food #mexican-cooking-lady #mexicans #mosaic-background #oral-b #photo-background #salt #sfw #somber-deuce #toothbrush #youtube |
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8,457 | 5/14/2022 | sure do love pants: I SURE DO LOVE TO SOAP UP MY GENITALS
deuce: WHO DOESN'T
deuce: (LIKE SOAPING UP YOUR GENITALS) |
#deuce-pants #hygiene #pink-background #soap |
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8,458 | 5/15/2022 | unsubscribe pants: I'M A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY
pants: JACK ME OFF
deuce: UNSUBSCRIBE |
#blue-background #butterfly #cornflower-background #deuce-pants #jacking-off #mailing-list |
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8,459 | 5/16/2022 | dow tumbles pants: EVERY TIME I SEE THE PHRASE “DOW TUMBLES” I THINK “UPSKIRT” |
#current-events #pants-solo #stocks #upskirt #voyeurism #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,460 | 5/17/2022 | sex deuce: SEX
pants: YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!
pants: AND NOW YOU DON'T (I SPOTTED A MOTH) |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #insect #moth #mountain-background #sex |
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8,461 | 5/18/2022 | urgent spigot: NOTHING IS SO 'URGENT' I NEED TO HEAR ABOUT IT
spigot: CAN COPS GET DNA FROM POO ON A VICTIM'S FACE |
#gunmetal-background #police #poo #spigot-solo |
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8,462 | 5/19/2022 | under- rated spigot: COCKSUCKING IN THE *** METAVERSE ***
pants: DO I HAVE TO CHANGE OUT OF MY SWEATS FOR THIS
spigot: UNDER-RATED :POINT_RIGHT::SKIN-TONE-2:SHITPOST:POINT_LEFT::SKIN-TONE-2: ALERT
pants: THIS IS WHAT THE DEVIL DOES :ROOSTER:
spigot: THINKING DARK MATTER IS JUST COMMON HOUSEHOLD DOGSHIT
pants: CAPITAL FARTS, MADAM |
#bored-pants #cocksucking #dogshit #emoji #farts #metaverse #mountain-background #pants-spigot #thrill-kill-kult |
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8,463 | 5/20/2022 | two truths spigot: TWO TRUTHS AND A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH
spigot: FREE TROOFS |
#blue-background #despair-panel #dicks #mouth #spigot-solo |
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8,464 | 5/21/2022 | tupper ware spigot: PUTTING POO IN THE TUPPERWARE
deuce: THAT'S WHAT I USE TO FREEZE MY SQUIGGLIES |
#deuce-spigot #mousehole #poo #tupperware #woodring-room-background |
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8,465 | 5/22/2022 | rise up deuce: OUR PEOPLE WILL RISE UP AGAINST THE INVADERS AND OFFER THEM CUPCAKES
effigy: MMMMM
deuce: ALL WARS END WITH THE EXCHANGE OF CUPCAKES (IT'S PART OF THE IDEA OF WESTPHALIAN SOVEREIGNTY)
effigy: MMMM SOVEREIGNTY |
#cupcakes #deuce-effigy #mountain-background #politics #sfw #treaty-of-westphalia #war |
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8,466 | 5/23/2022 | leaving early spigot: LEAVING AT 2PM TODAY!!!
spigot: AVAILABLE ALL THE USUAL WAYS
spigot: STALL 1, STALL 2, STALL 3
spigot: PING IF NEEDED
spigot: (OR JUST TAP) |
#gay #spigot-solo #stalls #tap #woodring-room-background #work |
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8,467 | 5/24/2022 | where wallace at pants: WHERE'S WALLACE AT
pants: WHERE'S THE BOY, STRING
pants: WHERE'S WALLACE AT
pants: WHERE THE FUCK IS WALLACE
pants: WHERE'S WALLACE, STRING
pants: STRING
pants: WHERE THE FUCK IS WALLACE
pants: AND WHERE'S GROMIT |
#aardman-animation #gunmetal-background #pants-solo #the-wire #wallace-and-gromit |
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8,468 | 5/25/2022 | seed bread spigot: HAS AMERICA LEARNED :POINT-RIGHT: :POINT-RIGHT: ANYTHING :POINT-LEFT: :POINT-LEFT: ABOUT FORCING KIDS TO GO TO SCHOOL ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
spigot: WHY CAN'T THERE BE MORE SHOOTINGS AT WHOLE FOODS
spigot: I HATE THAT PLACE |
#bread #current-events #emoji #nuts #school #school-shooting #seed #shooting #spigot-solo #whole-foods #woodring-den-background |
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8,469 | 5/26/2022 | corporate consumer consumption culture spigot: "DON'T LOAD UP ON BREAD" :POINT_LEFT::SKIN-TONE-2: NICE """ADVICE""""
spigot: MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO LOAD UP ON CORPORATE CONSUMER CONSUMPTION CULTURE
pants: BUT IT'S DELICIOUS |
#bread #emoji #mountain-background #pants-spigot #sfw |
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8,470 | 5/27/2022 | going to the bathroom spigot: DOES GOING TO THE BATHROOM COUNT AS EXERCISE |
#bathroom #exercise #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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8,471 | 5/28/2022 | actor modifiers demo pants: AND NOW I MUST TURN MY BACK ON YOU
deuce: BROWN
pants: TALKING OUT OF MY ASSHOLE |
#blue-background #deuce-pants #goodfellas #meta #upside-down |
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8,472 | 5/29/2022 | plllpppp spigot: MY LORD THY PANTS ARE TRULY POO WORTHY
spigot: I WILL JOIN THEE IN FACT: PLLLPPPP
spigot: EVERYONE: PLLPLPPLP |
#brown-background #palace-intrigue #poo #prayer #religion #spigot-solo #trousers |
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8,473 | 5/30/2022 | iceberg lettuce effigy: I 💚 ICEBERG LETTUCE. IT IS THE BEST LETTUCE
deuce: TOTES AGREE
deuce: MANY OTHER LETTUCES ARE TOLERABLE BUT THAT IS THE BEST
deuce: THEN AGAIN WE'RE IN CALIFORNIA
effigy: EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST BITTER LEAVES
effigy: ICEBERG BRINGS SOME MOISTURE
effigy: TO THE PARTY |
#california #deuce-effigy #drunk-deuce #emoji #food #green-background #sfw |
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8,474 | 5/31/2022 | a persistent recruiter deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE THAN A PERSISTENT RECRUITER??? A PERSISTENT RECRUITER WHO THINKS HE'S A COMEDIAN |
#blue-background #military #sfw #wut |
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8,475 | 6/1/2022 | this superior court spigot: THIS SUPERIOR COURT OF LOS ANGELES IN THE ABOVE ENTITLED ACTION DOES HEREBY SENTENCE YOU TO RAY DONOVAN: THE MOVIE |
#court #eggshell-background #law #los-angeles #netflix #ray-donovan #spigot-solo |
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8,476 | 6/2/2022 | plump pants: I PROMISE THAT IF YOU COOK ME I WILL PLUMP |
#cooking #deuce-pants-spigot #plump #sfw #single-panel #white-background |
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8,477 | 6/3/2022 | saaadaas spigot: SAAADAAS: SPOOKY ACTION AT A DISTANCE AS A SERVICE |
#acronym #cloud #gunmetal-background #quantum-entanglement #scary #science #sfw #spigot-solo |
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8,478 | 6/4/2022 | desert deuce: NOTHING A HIGH-YIELD THERMONUCLEAR EXPLOSION CAN'T CURE
pants: BACK TO BEING A DESERT
spigot: ARE YOU SAYING I CAN ORDER 2 LARGE DEEP DISH PIZZAS |
#brown-background #deuce-pants-spigot #food #nuclear-weapons #pizza #sfw |
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8,479 | 6/5/2022 | because why not deuce: AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE WHERE PANTS IS BLIND AND I'M DEAF AND WE LIVE TOGETHER AND JUST JERK EACH OTHER OFF BECAUSE WHY NOT
pants: AS A TRANS PERSON OF COLOR, |
#a-love-story #alternate-timeline #blind #deaf #deuce-pants #jerking-off #movies #poc #single-panel #timeline #trans #transgender #ts #urinal-background |
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8,480 | 6/6/2022 | feynman's reverse sprinkler spigot: FEYNMAN'S REVERSE SPRINKLER IS JUST TWO FAGS BLOWING EACH OTHER UNDERWATER
deuce: I GET THAT REFERENCE!!!!!! |
#deuce-spigot #feynman #mountain-background #physics |
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8,481 | 6/7/2022 | one wrong way spigot: OW OW OKAY ONE WRONG WAY TO EAT A REESE'S
deuce: I SURE KNOW WHAT YOU'D DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR |
#deuce-spigot #food #pain #reeses-background #sfw #single-panel |
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8,482 | 6/8/2022 | optical illusion spigot: STARE AT THE DOT IN THE CENTER OF THIS OPTICAL ILLUSION FOR 45 MINUTES AND EVENTUALLY THERE'S A 15 SECOND AD |
#advertising #primrose-background #red-backgrond #sfw #spigot-solo |
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8,483 | 6/9/2022 | who can say pants: IT'S THE YEAR OF THE LINUX DESKTOP AGAIN!!!!!!
pants: MAYBE THIS ONE: [LINK TO A DICK PIC, POSSIBLY MY OWN, WHO CAN SAY]
deuce: (SQUINTING) THAT'S A BLACK DICK
pants: WHO CAN SAY
deuce: INVESTIGATION RESULTS: INCONCLUSIVE
deuce: I TYPE THINGS AND THEN YOU TYPE THINGS AND THEN THE PATTERN REPEATS
pants: FOREVER MORE |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #dick-pics #drunk-deuce #linux #somber-deuce #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,484 | 6/10/2022 | breaking deuce: BREAKING: MANGO TASTES LIKE SHIT |
#alt-text #brave #deuce-solo #food #mango #mango-background #truth-to-power |
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8,485 | 6/11/2022 | sufficiently advanced technology spigot: ANY SUFFICIENTLY ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY IS INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM COCKSUCKING |
#clarkes-law #cocksucking #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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8,486 | 6/12/2022 | alcohol and booze deuce: I FEEL LIKE SHIT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
pants: ARE YOU GETTING ENOUGH ALCOHOL AND BOOZE
deuce: JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT |
#alcoholism #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #eggshell-background #health #huffy-pants |
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8,487 | 6/13/2022 | i wish deuce: I WISH EVERYONE WHO WASN'T LIKE ME WOULD JUST LEARN THEIR PLACE AND STOP TALKING |
#deuce-solo #mountain-background #sfw #shut-up #somber-deuce |
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8,488 | 6/14/2022 | yankee doodle dandy deuce: :NOTES: I'M A YANKEE DOODLE DANDY / POUND ME RIGHT IN MY TWO CHEEKS
spigot: TWO M WORDS (ME, MY) HARDER TO SING, SUGGEST POUND ME RIGHT BETWEEN THE CHEEKS
deuce: YOU JUST DON'T WANT IT ENOUGH |
#deuce-spigot #deucegrin #emoji #songwriting #urinal-background #yankee-doodle |
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8,489 | 6/15/2022 | speed run pants: SPEEDRUNNING BETWEEN ALL THE COCKS |
#cocks #cocksucking #mountain-background #pants-solo #single-panel #tool-assisted |
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8,490 | 6/16/2022 | those two decades spigot: SAYS HERE YOU WORKED AT RATEMYPOO FROM 2000-2019, TELL ME ABOUT THOSE TWO DECADES NOPE HE'S GONE, NEXT |
#job-interview #poo #ratemypoo #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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8,491 | 6/17/2022 | lacroix flavors spigot: TIRED OF DUMB LAZY MOMS GETTING THE WRONG LACROIX
spigot: KEY LIME, NOT LIME. LIMONCELLO, NOT LEMON. NOT HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: THERE'S A FLAVOR CALLED PEACH PEAR WHICH I'M NOT LETTING INTO MY HOME
spigot: :PEACH: :PEAR: I SAY PICK A BODY TYPE AND STICK WITH IT!!!
pants: QUICK WHICH IS MORE DISGUSTING: COCONUT OR BEACH PLUM
spigot: BEACH PLUM IS ACTUALLY ONE OF THE BEST
pants: REALLY
deuce: GET OUT
pants: IS THERE A BUTTMAN FLAVOR
spigot: COLA LACROIX ACTUALLY TASTES LIKE A RUM AND COLA, AS I IGNORE THAT COMMENT
spigot: YOU WANT KEY LIME CAUSE IT HAS A MARSHMALLOW KICK LIKE A KEY LIME PIE
spigot: THEY KNOW HOW TO USE THEIR CHEMICALS THEY JUST NAME FLAVORS WRONG |
#buttman #deuce-pants-spigot #huffy-pants #key-lime-background #lacroix #product-placement #weird-pants-face |
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8,492 | 6/18/2022 | jerkhov spigot: IF YOU SEE A PENIS IN ACT ONE
spigot: THERE BETTER BE A PENIS IN ACTS 2 AND 3
spigot: AND I WANT EXTRA PENISES AFTER THE CREDITS
spigot: ACTUALLY WHY ARE WE BOTHERING WITH THE WHOLE PRODUCTION |
#angry-panel #chekhov #chekhovs-dick #penis #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,493 | 6/19/2022 | 49ers playoffs pants: I AM WATCHING THE BIRTH OF THE UNIVERSE, THE DEATH OF OUR SUN AND SPORTS
pants: I SEE EVENTS SO TINY AND SO QUICK THAT THEY CAN SCARCELY BE DESCRIBED AS HAVING EXISTED AND ALSO SPORTS
pants: MAKING MY OWN LIFE IN A DISTANT GALAXY SO I MAY OBSERVE MICROBES EVOLVE INTO HIGHER LIFE FORMS TO HAVE 11 PLAYERS ON THE FIELD AT ONCE
pants: WATCHING THE POCKET COLLAPSE AS THE QUARTERBACK IS SACKED
pants: POUNDED INTO THE GROUND
deuce: YOU ARE DOING FINE SIR |
#deuce-pants #football #mountain-background #sfw #sports #watchmen |
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8,494 | 6/20/2022 | am i spigot: AM I A TOP
spigot: SORRY WRONG WIN
spigot: THEN TAKE ME FOR A SPIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: WRONG WIN |
#chat #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background #wrong-window |
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8,495 | 6/21/2022 | full of lunch pants: T DEUCE I'M FULL OF LUNCH
deuce: I AM BEREFT OF BALLS
deuce: WITH A DISTINCT DEARTH OF DICK |
#balls #deuce-pants #dick #food #woodring-field-background |
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8,496 | 6/22/2022 | doo dah^2 spigot: SHITTING THROUGH MY AERON CHAIR |
#aeron #camptown-races #mountain-background #shit #spigot-solo |
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8,497 | 6/23/2022 | 900 pants: 900 DICKS
deuce: LET'S CALL IT AN EVEN 1000 TO ACCOUNT FOR SPILLAGE |
#accounting #deuce-pants #dicks #purple-background |
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8,498 | 6/24/2022 | a log cabin spigot: LARPING AS A RAPIST
spigot: IF ABRAHAM LINCOLN WERE ALIVE TODAY HE COULD MAKE A LOG CABIN OUT OF TWIX
spigot: AND KEEP VICODINS IN HIS HAT |
#abraham-lincoln #candy #drugs #hat #larp #lemon-background #rape #spigot-solo #vicodin |
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8,499 | 6/25/2022 | club pants effigy: CAN WE NOW FORM A LEGITIMATE CLUB
pants: THE FANNYPACKERS
pants: THE FUDGE-ENJOYERS
pants: THE FOGGY DAY-O-PHILES
pants: THE CAT PETTERS
pants: THE LOLLYGAGGERS
pants: THE GOLDBRICKERS
pants: WE WHO SALUTE THE FLAG BUT DON'T STAND
pants: DOING A SHITTY JOB AND GOING HOME EARLY
pants: MAKING ARRANGEMENTS FOR MOTHER
pants: WE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU |
#effigy-pants #funloving-nonsense #gunmetal-background |
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8,500 | 6/26/2022 | starfleet material deuce: T PANTS HAVE YOU DECIDED WHETHER YOU'RE GOING TO APPLY FOR STARFLEET ACADEMY
pants: DO YOU THINK I'M STARFLEET MATERIAL
deuce: JUST REMEMBER THERE'S A LOT OF DILDOES YOU'LL HAVE TO POLISH BEFORE YOU MAKE LIEUTENANT |
#deuce-pants #dildo #dildo-polishing-academy #space-blue-background #star-trek |
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8,501 | 6/27/2022 | spirit guide deuce: I'M YOUR SPIRIT GUIDE
deuce: HOWEVER I'M REALLY SHIT AT IT
deuce: I JUST TELL YOU TO SET FIRES AND PUNCH COPS |
#acab #deuce-effigy-pants-spigot #incompetence #spirit-guide #violence #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,502 | 6/28/2022 | caps lock effigy: I LOVE PENIS
effigy: ALSO, CAPS LOCK IS ON. |
#caps-lock #deuce-effigy-pants #drunk-deuce #mountain-background #penis |
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8,503 | 6/29/2022 | fight the powers that be pants: FIGHT THE POWER (BLOWJOB NOISES)
pants: SEAL MY ASSHOLE WITH TAR, MUCK
pants: FATHER I CRAVE POO |
#ass #asshole #blowjob #funloving-nonsense #muck #pants-solo #poo #public-enemy #starbucks-background #tar |
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8,504 | 6/30/2022 | how are ya fixed spigot: HOW / ARE YA FIXED / FOR :POINT_RIGHT::SKIN-TONE-2: FARTS :POINT_LEFT::SKIN-TONE-2:
spigot: THE WITNESS MAY ANSWER |
#angry-panel #brown-background #court #emoji #farts #singing #spigot-solo |
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8,505 | 7/1/2022 | on things pants: PUNCH THINGS
pants: NO, WAIT:
pants: SUCK THINGS |
#cocksucking #grey-background #pants-solo #violence |
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8,506 | 7/2/2022 | the 6am shitsquirts deuce: I HAD THE 6 AM SHITSQUIRTS
pants: NOTHING LIKE SITTING ON THE TOILET, HALF-AWAKE |
#brown-background #deuce-pants #diarrhea #shit #single-panel |
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8,507 | 7/3/2022 | given the boot deuce: OKAY THE LEAGUE OF NATIONS JUST KICKED ME OUT |
#deuce-solo #diplomacy #league-of-nations #mountain-background #sfw #single-panel |
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8,508 | 7/4/2022 | a horrible inhospitable place pants: THE WEB IS A HORRIBLE INHOSPITABLE PLACE
deuce: IT IS
pants: WHY DIDN'T WE STOP AT GOPHER |
#corndog-background #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gopher #internet #sfw #vintage-internet #web |
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8,509 | 7/5/2022 | royal pants: QQ: WHO PUT `ROYAL BEATOFF SESSION` ON MY CALENDAR AND ALSO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
deuce: I THOUGHT YOU NEEDED A BREAK
pants: THAT IS VERY THOUGHTFUL OF YOU |
#beatoff #coy-pants #deuce-pants #quick-question #royal #series #somber-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,510 | 7/6/2022 | king royal pants: `KING ROYAL BEATOFF SESSION`
pants: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN |
#beating-off #beatoff #bored-pants #mousehole #pants-solo #royal #series #woodring-room-background |
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8,511 | 7/7/2022 | so heavy spigot: WHY ARE FORKS SO HEAVY OH RIGHT I'M OLD
spigot: WHO PRINTS THIS SHIT SO SMALL OH RIGHT I'M DYING
spigot: SOMEONE SHOULD MAKE THE FLOOR NOT ON MY FACE ALL THE TIME OKAY I GET IT |
#aging #death #mountain-background #old #spigot-solo |
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8,512 | 7/8/2022 | what if i told you spigot: WILL YOU LICK MY DICK
spigot: WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE WERE NO HIDDEN FEES |
#dicklicking #microtransactions #mountain-background #spigot-solo |
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8,513 | 7/9/2022 | style and branding guidelines spigot: FROM NOW ON IF YOU PUT SPIGOT IN A STRIP AND IT GETS SHIT NUMBERS I'M EMPTYING THE CATBOX ON YOUR KEYBOARD
spigot: MAYBE YOU IDIOTS NEED A 3-DAY TEAM OFFSITE TO REVIEW STYLE AND BRANDING GUIDELINES AND I'LL ASSIGN SOME STRETCH GOALS
spigot: OKAY YOU'RE LITERALLY CARDBOARD CUTOUTS |
#cardboard-cutout #catbox #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #illusion #marketing #meta #silent-character #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,514 | 7/10/2022 | the days of our lives deuce: SHUT YOUR WORD FACE
pants: THE WORDS, THEY TUMBLE OUT
deuce: YOUR FACE CONTAINING WORDS
pants: LIKE POO FROM A CUNT
pants: THESE ARE THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES |
#cunt #deuce-pants #gunmetal-background #poo #soap-opera |
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8,515 | 7/11/2022 | please deprecate me deuce: I'M XML; PLEASE DEPRECATE ME
pants: (CHANTING) XML / XML / XML |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #sfw #woodring-field-background #xml |
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8,516 | 7/12/2022 | all i said spigot: ALL I SAID WAS YOUR STUPID CASSEROLE LOOKS LIKE A SCHOOL SHOOTING |
#casserole #food #mountain-background #school-shooting #spigot-solo |
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8,517 | 7/13/2022 | an american pharmacy store pants: PANTS AND SPIGOT AND DEUCE RUNNING IN AND OUT OF WALGREENS AFTER FILLING GARBAGE BAGS WITH APLETS AND COTLETS AS SECURITY LOOKS ON
deuce: I DON'T KNOW WHAT EITHER OF THOSE THINGS ARE
pants: (STAGE WHISPER) YOU'RE DOING GREAT HONEY |
#deuce-pants #somber-deuce #theft #walgreens #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
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8,518 | 7/14/2022 | crash pants: CAN I CRASH ON YOUR BALLS FOR THE NIGHT
deuce: SURE BUT I WARN YOU THEY ARE SPIKEY AND STABBY AND EMIT WEIRD SOUNDS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT (YOU'LL HEAR LOW-FREQUENCY, METALLIC GROWLS, JUST IGNORE IT) |
#balls #deuce-pants #mountain-background |
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8,519 | 7/15/2022 | all you're going to do spigot: IF ALL YOU'RE GOING TO DO IS TELL ME TO STROKE IT THIS CALL IS OVER |
#phone-sex #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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8,520 | 7/16/2022 | muggy deuce: MUGGY
pants: YEAH, WARM HERE
pants: DO YOU NEED A JPEG OR JPEGS OF ME BEATING OFF
pants: CAN'T REMEMBER IF I ASKED YOU BEFORE
deuce: [UNINTELLIGIBLE] |
#beating-off #deuce-pants #jpeg #somber-deuce #swamp-background #weather |
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8,521 | 7/17/2022 | it's well past time pants: I AM A SIMPLE MAN
deuce: WELL WE BOTH ARE
pants: I SEE A COCK I PUNCH IT (AND THEN FEEL BAD LATER FOR PUNCHING THE COCK)
pants: YOU KNOW WHAT
pants: WE'VE LIVED RICH, FULL LIVES
pants: IT'S TIME TO LIE DOWN IN THE DIRT
deuce: YAY |
#angry-panel #cock #coy-pants #death #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #physical-comedy #punching #resignation #stalldoor-background |
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8,522 | 7/18/2022 | z.a.d. deuce: T PANTS I HAD A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE DREAM!!!
pants: T DEUCE DID YOU EAT MY BRAINS
deuce: IT WAS MY DREAM SO I WASN'T WASN'T ONE OF THE ZOMBIES YOU IDIOT
deuce: BUT YES I ATE YOUR BRAINS JUST TO BE SAFE |
#brains #cannibalism #coy-pants #deuce-pants #dream #pink-background #sfw #somber-deuce #zombies |
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8,523 | 7/19/2022 | note books deuce: I ORDERED NEW NOTEBOOKS!!! I DIDN'T REALIZE I HAD RUN OUT!!!!!
pants: MOLESKIN OR FIELD BOOK????? CHOOSE YOUR ANSWER CAREFULLY WISE TRAVELLER SAID THE DUNGEON MASTER WHO WAS ALSO A VAMPYRE
deuce: AHEM COMPOSITION/ENGINEERING
deuce: GOTTA BE 5X5 (4X4 IS FOR FAGS)
deuce: THOUGH I'M GOING BLIND SO I PROBABLY REALLY SHOULD USE 4X4
pants: UH WE HAVE A WHOLE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE FOR THIS SORT OF THING |
#blindness #deuce-pants #dungeons-and-dragons #engineering #graph-paper #grid-paper #huffy-pants #mountain-background #somber-deuce #vampire #vampyre #weird-pants-face |
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8,524 | 7/20/2022 | where we grew up spigot: THE LAND O' LAKES JUVENILE DETENTION FACILITY
deuce: THE RECENTLY RECOMMISSIONED DILDO POLISHING ACADEMY
effigy: THE BALONEY SHINERS' UNION 12957? |
#childhood #deuce-effigy-spigot #dildo #dildo-polishing-academy #eggshell-background #somber-deuce #union |
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8,525 | 7/21/2022 | bankrupt in 2008 spigot: DO YOU DARE ME TO SHIT ON THE FLOOR OF SHOE PAVILION
deuce: WILL THEY BE SHOE-SIZED OR SHOE-SHAPED
spigot: NEVERMIND THEY WENT BANKRUPT IN 2008 AND LIQUIDATED ALL THEIR RETAIL ASSETS AT AUCTION
spigot: SOMEONE SHOULD LET ME OUT THEN |
#dare #despair-panel #deuce-spigot #shit #trapped #woodring-room-background |
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8,526 | 7/22/2022 | the sound of children screaming pants: WE ALSO HAVE REMOVED THE SOUND OF CHILDREN SCREAMING AS THE GUNMAN ENTERS THE CLASSROOM. WE CONSIDER THIS TOO GRAPHIC.
deuce: WELL HOW AM I GOING TO BEAT OFF THEN |
#beating-off #cant-beat-off-if #current-events #death #deuce-pants #high-res #school-shooting #urinal-background |
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8,527 | 7/23/2022 | but pants: NORMALLY I WOULDN'T GO OUT INTO THE WOODS AND SHOVE MY HAND INTO HOLES I FIND BUT |
#fisting #hole #minecraft-background #pants-solo #sfw #single-panel |
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8,528 | 7/24/2022 | rain drops spigot: RAINDROPS KEEP LICKIN' / ON MY DICK :NOTES: |
#bj-thomas #dicklicking #emoji #singing #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,529 | 7/25/2022 | my dog barks some spigot: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: GOT A BIG ERECTION IN MY FACE / TODAY :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES:
deuce: IS THAT AFRICA BY TOTO
spigot: IF IT WERE YOU'D BE SINGING ALONG
spigot: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: GOT A PENIS / POKIN' AT ME AND IT JUST WON'T GO / AWAY :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES:
deuce: YOU'D BE SUCKING ALONG |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #emoji #erection #minecraft-background #penis #singing #toto |
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8,530 | 7/26/2022 | just kneeling down effigy: YOU ARE NOT T-SHAPED PEOPLE AT ALL!
effigy: YOU ARE JUST KNEELING DOWN SUCKING OFF THE REST IF THE I-SHAPED PEOPLE!!
effigy: AS THE SCRUM MASTER I DECLARE THIS STANDUP OVER! |
#agile #blowjob #effigy-pants #planking #scrum #stand-up #t-pose #typo #woodring-den-background |
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8,531 | 7/27/2022 | i might catch some perch pants: HOW WAS CHURCH, HONEY
spigot: EVERYBODY POST YOUR SMALL PENIS REACTIONS |
#church #micropenis #mousehole #pants-spigot #penis #religion #woodring-room-background |
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8,532 | 7/28/2022 | all the farts pants: GETTING ALL THE FARTS OUT NOW BEFORE MY NEXT ZOOM MEETING |
#blue-background #coy-pants #farts #pants-solo #sfw #zoom |
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8,533 | 7/29/2022 | i still fit spigot: I STILL FIT INTO THE DIAPERS I WORE IN HIGH SCHOOL |
#diaper #diapers #mountain-background #school #sfw #spigot-solo |
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8,534 | 7/30/2022 | snl closing theme spigot: PLAY THE SNL CLOSING THEME AS EVERYONE BEATS OFF AT EACH OTHER |
#beating-off #pumpkin-background #single-panel #snl #spigot-solo |
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8,535 | 7/31/2022 | don't slap 'em spigot: LAST CHANCE TO LOOK AT ME HECTOR
deuce: YOU DON'T SLAP 'EM YOU GRAB 'EM IDIOT
pants: BOXCUTTER |
#breaking-bad #deuce-pants-spigot #green-background #high-res #sfw #single-panel |
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8,536 | 8/1/2022 | coughing deuce: I LIKE COUGHING, APPARENTLY
pants: IT'S HOW YOU KNOW YOU'RE ALIVE
pants: AND HOW OTHERS AROUND YOU KNOW
pants: TOILET PISS |
#cough #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gunmetal-background #piss #toilet |
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8,537 | 8/2/2022 | under this sweater pants: I HAVE BOOBS UNDER THIS SWEATER
pants: SHAKE THEM VIOLENTLY
pants: LEAVE NO WITNESSES |
#boobs #pants-solo #violence #woodring-room-background |
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8,538 | 8/3/2022 | night-time mouth guard spigot: THE ANCIENT WISDOM OF THE ELDERS
spigot: HURR MY NIGHT-TIME MOUTH GUARD SO I DON'T GRIND MY TEETH
spigot: JUST PUT A PENIS IN THERE LADY |
#dentures #mousehole #old #penis #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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8,539 | 8/4/2022 | d&d podcast pants: RUGGED, SEXY MARLBORO MEN SUCH AS MYSELF
pants: STICKS LOWER LIP OUT
pants: I WILL ROLL IN THEM SO I SMELL LIKE THEM (DOG LOGIC)
pants: WHAT I MISS THE MOST ARE STONERS WHO USED TO HANG OUT BY THE 7-11
pants: LIVESTREAM YOURSELF EATING SNAILS
pants: I'M TOTALLY GAY FOR SLEEPING IN MY BED
pants: JERKMATE: IT'S FUN EXCITING AND TOTALLY CONFIDENTAL
pants: WHAT ABOUT OUR D&D PODCAST ?????????????? |
#7-11 #christ-is-lord #dungeons-and-dragons #funloving-nonsense #gay #jerkmate #mollusc-eating #mountain-background #pants-solo #religion #smoking #typo #weed |
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8,540 | 8/5/2022 | the all-powerful comma deuce: I LIKE POO PEOPLE
deuce: THAT'S POO, PEOPLE NOT PEOPLE MADE OF POO |
#clarification #deuce-solo #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #grammar #grey-background #poo #punctuation #scat #smug-deuce |
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8,541 | 8/6/2022 | cui bono deuce: STILL NEED TO KNOW WHO SHAVED AJA
pants: FIND OUT WHO HAD THE MOST TO GAIN
pants: THAT WILL TELL YOU WHO SHAVED HER |
#cui-bono #drunk-deuce #mountain-background #porn #shave #weird-pants-face |
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8,542 | 8/7/2022 | spirit guide deuce: I'M YOUR SPIRIT GUIDE
deuce: HOWEVER I'M REALLY SHIT AT IT
deuce: I JUST TELL YOU TO SET FIRES AND PUNCH COPS |
#deja-vu #deuce-effigy-pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,543 | 8/8/2022 | three times pants: GAY
pants: GAY
pants: GAY
pants: (THAT'S 3X GAY SO DON'T EVEN THINK OF MESSING WITH ME) |
#afraid-deuce #deuce-pants #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #gay #intimidation #repetition #somber-deuce #woodring-room-background |
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8,544 | 8/9/2022 | got your nose pants: YOU ARE ALL MY CHILDREN NOW
deuce: CAN I LEGALLY DIVORCE YOU, GIVEN THAT YOU'RE MY PARENT
deuce: IS THAT A THING BECAUSE I THINK THAT'S A THING AND I WOULD LIKE IT TO OCCUR
pants: GOT YOUR NOSE
deuce: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY NOSE WAIT SHITHEAD THAT'S NOT EVEN MY NOSE THAT'S CLEARLY YOUR THUMB
deuce: FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU
deuce: FOOL ME TWICE, IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY MURDERED YOU FOR FOOLING ME ONCE
pants: AHHHHHHHHHHH THAT’S MY THUMB AHHHH |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #divorce #drunk-deuce #feet-above-floor #laughing-deuce #murder #nose #parenthood #prank #sfw #violent-disapproval #woodring-den-background |
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8,545 | 8/10/2022 | you're not watching pants: WATCH ME SUCK IT
pants: AHEM YOU'RE NOT WATCHING
deuce: I'M BUSY DOING MY HAIR
pants: BUT THAT CAN TAKE HOURS
deuce: SQUIRRRP |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gay #huffy-pants #mousehole #sucking #woodring-room-background |
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8,546 | 8/11/2022 | daylight savings time spigot: ONE QUESTION I HAVE IS IF DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME IMPACTS COCKSUCKING IN THE DATA CENTER |
#cocksucking #datacenter #datacenter-background #daylight-savings-time #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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8,547 | 8/12/2022 | wwii deuce: BETTER WATCH WHAT YOU CLICK ON IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN WORLD WAR II HISTORY |
#deuce-solo #mountain-background #sfw #single-panel #wwii |
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8,548 | 8/13/2022 | u.s.a. spigot: I STAND FOR THE FLAG AND KNEEL FOR THE DICKS |
#dicks #patriotism #red-background #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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8,549 | 8/14/2022 | lead agile coach deuce: MY JOB TITLE IS LEAD AGILE COACH WHICH MEANS I DON'T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING BUT TALK ABOUT DOING THINGS TO PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO DO THINGS |
#agile #deuce-solo #middle-management #sfw #single-panel #urinal-background #work |
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8,550 | 8/15/2022 | slurping and drooling and hurrrr pants: WITH VANGELIS DEAD WHO WILL MAKE THE SOUNDTRACK FOR EITHER OF THE COMPETING BONEQUEST DOCUMENTARIES????????????
deuce: THERE ARE THREE
pants: I ONLY KNOW OF _A LIFETIME OF HLUGAHLUGAULAG_ AND _WHATEVER HAPPENED TO RANDS?_
deuce: THERE'S ALSO _SLURPING AND DROOLING AND HURRRR: THE TRUE STORY OF BONEQUEST_
pants: ONE OF THOSE IS A CHEAP KNOCKOFF BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH ONE |
#coy-pants #documentary #drooling #drunk-deuce #green-background #hurr #movies #rands-mentioned #slurping #soundtrack #vangelis |
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8,551 | 8/16/2022 | jeers spigot: I'VE MAINTAINED MY POSITION ON LOCKS/DEADBOLTS FOR OVER 20 YEARS: JEERS |
#callback #cheers #consistency #deadbolt #jeers #lock #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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8,552 | 8/17/2022 | here's to 24 more pants: 24 YEARS OF DUMB NONSENSE
pants: 24 YEARS OF UNTALENTED DROPOUTS
pants: 24 YEARS OF BI-CURIOUS IDIOTS
pants: 24 YEARS AND WE STILL HAVEN'T FIXED OUR MAKEFILES
pants: 24 YEARS AND FIVE U.S. PRESIDENTS LATER
pants: 24 YEARS OF ANNUAL REPORTS AND SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS
bung: KILL YOURSELF
ozone: ENOUGH ALREADY
pants: 24 YEARS OF COCKSUCKING ON THE MOON _AND_ IN THE DATA CENTER
pants: 24 YEARS OF UNMARKETABLE GEN-X FLOTSAM
dick: JUST STOP
hanford: I QUIT
pants: 24 YEARS AND STILL NOT OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER
pants: 24 YEARS WITH NO END IN SIGHT
pants: LA LA LA GAY THOUGHTS
pants: 24 YEARS WITH NOTHING TO SHOW BUT FATNESS
pants: 24 YEARS OF STUPID BULLSHIT
atandt: NO MORE
effigy: NUGGGGH
pants: 24 YEARS TOO LONG
spigot: FUCK YOU
deuce: SHUT UP
pants: 24 YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP 💚💙💜🧡 |
#alt-text #anniversary #atandt-bung-dick-effigy-hanford-ozone-pants-spigot #bi-curious #birthday-strip #bong #clip-art #cocksucking #comprehensively-tagged #coy-pants #datacenter #emoji #fatness #friendship #funloving-nonsense #gay #gen-x #hearts #heartwarming #kill-yourself #makefiles #moon #mountain-background #nuggh #overlong #politics #somber-deuce #suicide #too-many-tags #wholesome |
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8,553 | 8/18/2022 | top gun spigot: MAVERICK AND GOOSE ARE CUTTING THEIR DICKS OFF AND HIGH-FIVING |
#blue-background #genital-mutilation #spigot-solo #top-gun #trannies |
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8,554 | 8/19/2022 | la mer deuce: UPON CAREFUL REFLECTION, REALLY I HAVE TO SAY THE LAST PERSON I'D WANT TO MARRY IS A LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER
deuce: I MEAN I DON'T EVEN LIKE THE SEA |
#blue-background #deuce-solo #sad-deuce #sfw #the-lighthouse |
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8,555 | 8/20/2022 | they are hot and they are cross spigot: YOU'VE HEARD OF HOT CROSS BUNS WELL
spigot: HOW ABOUT HOT CROSS :POINT_RIGHT::SKIN-TONE-2: WANGS :POINT_LEFT::SKIN-TONE-2:
spigot: :BOOM: `BZZT` OW MY GOD |
#emoji #food #mountain-background #pastry #punishment #satire #spigot-solo #wangs |
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8,556 | 8/21/2022 | delicious english peas deuce: FUCK PEAS
pants: COME WITH ME
pants: AND I'LL SHOW YOU A WORLD OF DELICIOUS ENGLISH PEAS FRESH FROM THE GARDEN
deuce: FUCK THEM
pants: WE WERE BROUGHT UP ON FROZEN PEAS FROM SAFEWAY WHICH ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING
deuce: THAT IS TRUE BUT THEY CAN STILL GO FUCK THEMSELVES |
#bored-pants #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #english #food #low-res #peas #safeway #starbucks-background |
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8,557 | 8/22/2022 | caught in the car door spigot: I NEED PENIS REDUCTION SURGERY!!! IT'S CAUGHT IN THE CAR DOOR AND FLAPPING AROUND ON THE FREEWAY |
#car-door #cbt #freeway #genital-mutilation #mousehole #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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8,558 | 8/23/2022 | streaming now pants: WATCH ME BEAT OFF
deuce: MY SCHEDULE'S ALL FULL TODAY, SORRY |
#beating-off #deuce-pants #rejection #satire #scheduling #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,559 | 8/24/2022 | does not exist pants: SUCK AND FUCK CLUB: NEXT RIGHT
deuce: JOIN THE MULTIVARIATE DIFFERENTIAL AND INTEGRAL CALCULUS CLUB
pants: YOU FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING OF ALL: LOVE
deuce: THAT LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST |
#calculus #coy-pants #drunk-deuce #fuck #love #math #suck #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,560 | 8/25/2022 | sales service support spigot: THALES :SWEAT_DROPS: THERVITH :SWEAT_DROPS: THUPPORT :SWEAT_DROPS:
spigot: MORE LIKE SERVICE MERCHANDYKES
spigot: FROM THE DIRECTOR OF MORBIUS
pants: FREE R. KELLY |
#dykes #lesbian #lisp #mock-lisp #morbius #mousehole #pants-spigot #r-kelly #service-merchandise #woodring-room-background |
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8,561 | 8/26/2022 | trappy trap trap traps pants: I'M A TRAP
deuce: USING YOU TO CAPTURE RODENTS, SNAKES
pants: I AM NOT REALLY THAT EFFECTIVE |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #sfw #stalldoor-background #trap #traps |
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8,562 | 8/27/2022 | pussy magic pants: T DEUCE THERE'S A RESCUE CD-ROM CALLED “PARTITION MAGIC” AND CHRISPBS REFERS TO IT IN SHORTHAND AS “PMAGIC” WHICH I CHOOSE TO UNFURL IN MY BRAIN AS “PUSSY MAGIC”
deuce: NICE |
#chrispbs #computers #deuce-pants #magic #partition-magic #pmagic #pussy #salmon-background #single-panel |
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8,563 | 8/28/2022 | big stupid ones pants: BIG ONES
pants: BIG STUPID ONES
pants: PUNCH THEM |
#balls #ones #pants-solo #punching #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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8,564 | 8/29/2022 | in which deuce gets covid-19 deuce: LATEST COVID TEST: STILL POSITIVE
spigot: PROBABLY GOT IT FROM A BEE
pants: OR A DOORKNOB |
#bee #covid-19 #doorknob #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,565 | 8/30/2022 | the loudest flush spigot: CLASPING MY HANDS TOGETHER AND ASSIGNING YOU ALL STRETCH GOALS TO GET YOU OUT OF YOUR COMFORT ZONES
spigot: HELLO I'M A NINE YEAR OLD WITH A TRUE CRIME PODCAST READING AN AD FOR DEBT CONSOLIDATION SERVICES
spigot: GOODBYE STUPID :TOILET: THE LOUDEST FLUSH IN THE WORLD |
#crowdfunding #emoji #mountain-background #podcast #sfw #stretch-goal #toilet #true-crime |
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8,566 | 8/31/2022 | bridge deuce: I WOULD ACTUALLY LIKE TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY BRIDGE
pants: I ASSUME IT'S LIKE COSMIC ENCOUNTER FOR OLD PEOPLE |
#board-game #cosmic-encounter #deuce-pants #games #gunmetal-background #sfw |
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8,567 | 9/1/2022 | scratch and sniff deuce: I'M A MONARCH BUTTERFLY
deuce: FUCK MY BROWN ASS
deuce: WAIT DO BUTTERFLIES HAVE BUTTHOLES??? PROBABLY
deuce: DO GIRL BUTTERFLIES HAVE BUTTHOLES??? DOUBTFUL
deuce: MY UNDERWEAR IS SCRATCH AND SNIFF |
#anatomy #brown-ass #butterfly #butthole #deuce-solo #fuck-my-brown-ass #orange-background #somber-deuce |
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8,568 | 9/2/2022 | which is worse spigot: WHICH IS WORSE: A SYMPOSIUM OR A WEBINAR |
#mountain-background #sfw #symposium #webinar |
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8,569 | 9/3/2022 | actually illegal spigot: IS POOING YOUR PANTS ACTUALLY ILLEGAL OR JUST FROWNED UPON
deuce: T SPIGOT IT'S AN INFRACTION THAT WILL GO ON YOUR PERMANENT RECORD, NOT A CRIME
spigot: THEN I'M PUTTING THEM BACK ON THE RACK |
#brown-background #crime #law #permanent-record #poo #somber-deuce |
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8,570 | 9/4/2022 | fish sticks deuce: GUYS
deuce: GUYS
deuce: I JUST BOUGHT FISH STICKS
deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
deuce: CORRECT ANSWER: A THIRD WORLD WAR |
#deuce-solo #fish-sticks #food #sfw #urinal-background #war #wwiii |
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8,571 | 9/5/2022 | your rights spigot: BEFORE I LICK YOUR DICK I JUST NEED TO GO AHEAD AND READ YOU YOUR RIGHTS
deuce: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
deuce: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO HAVE YOUR DICK LICKED AND NO MORE RIGHTS
spigot: IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD A PENIS ONE WILL BE PROVIDED TO YOU
effigy: FREE OF CHARGE |
#deuce-effigy-spigot #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #gay-rights #gunmetal-background #law #somber-deuce |
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8,572 | 9/6/2022 | book club spigot: A BOOK CLUB BUT WE SHOOT THE BOOKS
deuce: DO WE HAVE TO BUY OUR OWN AMMUNITION
pants: OR OUR OWN BOOKS |
#book-burning #high-res #mountain-background #sfw #violence |
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8,573 | 9/7/2022 | tongue pants: OW I BIT MY TONGUE
deuce: I DO THAT FREQUENTLY AND BOY DO I HATE IT
pants: MY MOUTH IS SO EXCITED ABOUT THE FOOD THAT IT GOES CRAZY CHOMPING EVERYTHING |
#deuce-pants #food #pink-background #sfw #tongue |
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8,574 | 9/8/2022 | up all night spigot: MY PENIS FELL ASLEEP TODAY SO IT'LL BE UP ALL NIGHT |
#insomnia #penis #sleep #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
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8,575 | 9/9/2022 | do you think i'm pretty deuce: T PANTS DO YOU THINK I'M PRETTY
deuce: I MEAN I KNOW I'M PRETTY, I JUST WANT YOU TO SAY IT
deuce: ALSO I AM CLEARLY NOT PRETTY
deuce: AHEM
deuce: TAPS FOOT
deuce: SQUINTS
deuce: WHISTLES TUNELESSLY
pants: IN A CERTAIN LIGHT
deuce: CORRECT ANSWER
deuce: YOU ARE NOW A `LEVEL 4 CUDDLE ELF`
pants: QUEST COMPLETE |
#a-love-story #coy-pants #cuddle-elf #feet-above-floor #self-esteem #sfw #somber-deuce #woodring-room-background |
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8,576 | 9/10/2022 | who shaved deuce deuce: T PANTS I JUST SHAVED!!
pants: T DEUCE IF YOU DIDN'T STREAM IT ON TWITCH IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
deuce: IT WAS ON ONLYFANS |
#livestream #modern #onlyfans #sfw #shave #shaving #stalldoor-background #streaming #twitch |
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8,577 | 9/11/2022 | very narrow effigy: BTW, MY PENIS IS SCALENE
deuce: MY PENIS IS ISOSCELES BUT VERY NARROW
deuce: JUST LIKE WOMEN FROM FLATLAND
deuce: WAIT WHAT |
#deuce-effigy #drunk-deuce #edwin-abbott #flatland #geometry #penis #somber-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,578 | 9/12/2022 | s.d.s. spigot: I MADE A SQUIRTY DIARRHEA SOUND IN THE TOILET BOWL THAT SOUNDED EXACTLY LIKE THE MONTY PYTHON ONE AND I ALSO DID ONE IN THE BED
pants: SCOOT OVER |
#a-love-story #bed #brown-background #diarrhea #monty-python #squirt #toilet |
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8,579 | 9/13/2022 | the puzzle spigot: I'D LIKE TO SOLVE THE PUZZLE: I LICK DICK |
#dicklicking #mountain-background #satire #single-panel #spigot-solo #wheel-of-fortune |
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8,580 | 9/14/2022 | the 25-cent safeway wiggle horse spigot: ARE WE OLD ENOUGH TO CONCEAL-CARRY GRABBERS
spigot: IF YOU BUY A TALL DRAFTING STOOL, GET A GRABBER SO YOU DON'T THROW YOUR BACK OUT GETTING ON AND OFF THE 25-CENT SAFEWAY WIGGLE HORSE
spigot: THE EXTRA HEIGHT MEANS THINGS ACCUMULATE MORE GRAVITY (GRAVITY PARTICLES) AND WHACK THE GROUND LOUDER |
#aging #grabber #gravity #oldness #physics #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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8,581 | 9/15/2022 | seven stages of grief pants: T DEUCE WE NEED FLIGHTS TO BUENOS AIRES TONIGHT, BRING YOUR HANDGUN AND YOUR CAT (IN A CRATE)
pants: T DEUCE BUENOS AIRES TRIP CANCELED, EVERYTHING'S FINE NOW (JUST NEED YOU TO HELP ME DIG A HOLE)
deuce: I WILL HAVE A HEART ATTACK WHILE DIGGING AND THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO DIG TWO HOLES
deuce: SO REALLY YOU'RE BEST LEAVING ME OUT OF IT (ONE FEWER HOLE TO DIG)
deuce: I WILL NOT COMPLETE EVEN ONE HOLE
deuce: THIS IS THE SEVEN STAGES OF GRIEF AND I'M STILL ON `NEGOTIATION` |
#angry-panel #brown-background #cat #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #grave #grief #health #heart-attack #huffy-pants #psychology #sfw #somber-deuce #violence |
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8,582 | 9/16/2022 | log ride spigot: DO WE AT LEAST GET TO RIDE THE QUEEN'S COFFIN DOWN THE LOG RIDE AT GREAT AMERICA |
#coffin #current-events #mcdonalds-background #queen #queen-elizabeth #queen-elizabeth-ii #rollercoasters #royalty #sfw #spigot-solo |
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8,583 | 9/17/2022 | watch me pants: WATCH ME SUCK THIS DICK
deuce: THAT'S A RUBIK'S CUBE |
#dick #gay #mcdonalds-background #puzzle #rubiks-cube #sucking |
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8,584 | 9/18/2022 | now who's gay spigot: I REMEMBER WHEN :TRANSGENDER_FLAG: SYMBOLIZED A PERFECT SWIRL OF AQUAFRESH ON MY TOOTHBRUSH
pants: PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO ABUSE THE SYSTEM MAKE ME SICK
deuce: WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SET UP A STRUGGLE SESSION FOR THIS
pants: MAYBE WRAP ME IN A RUG UNTIL I CALM DOWN
deuce: YOU'LL FREAK OUT AT FIRST SINCE YOU CAN'T MOVE YOUR ARMS BUT EVENTUALLY YOU'LL CALM DOWN
pants: ANYTHING TO KEEP ME FROM FLAPPING INTO THE BARE LIGHTBULB |
#angry-panel #autism #blue-background #china #coy-pants #cultural-revolution #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #low-res #moth #rug #trans #ts |
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8,585 | 9/19/2022 | utah deuce: ONLY GOOD THING I'VE EVER HEARD ABOUT UTAH: PASTRAMI CHEESEBURGERS |
#cheeseburgers #deuce-pants #food #pastrami #red-background #sfw #utah |
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8,586 | 9/20/2022 | citizens of gotham spigot: IF :POINT-RIGHT: I :POINT-LEFT: WERE A VILLAIN
spigot: I'D GO TO THE ROOFTOP BAT SIGNAL WITH A BIG OL' SHARPIE AND MAKE A SPEECH BALLOON SAYING I'M GAY
spigot: WHAT??????? A GAY BATMAN TALKING OUT LOUD WITH SPECIAL WORDS THAT DRAW THEMSELVES ON CLOUDS????? THIS LITERALLY DOES NOT ADD UP
spigot: THEN I'D BEAT OFF ON THE CITIZENS OF GOTHAM
spigot: NOW WHO'S GAY??? I WOULD CACKLE THROUGH THE NIGHT HASHTAG THECACKLER HASHTAG U GOT CACKLED |
#batman #beating-off #cackler #gay #ghetto-u #mountain-background #spigot-solo #the-cackler #u-got-cackled |
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8,587 | 9/21/2022 | no raisins spigot: WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF SUCCESS FOR A CINNAMON ROLL? `UM NO RAISINS` [SEND] |
#food #raisins #red-text #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,588 | 9/22/2022 | a dreamed force spigot: JUST GOING TO TUCK IN MY LANYARD HERE
spigot: CAN I USE YOUR BATHROOM
spigot: `SPLORT`
spigot: CAN I USE YOUR BATHROOM
spigot: `SPLOP`
spigot: CAN WE USE YOUR BATHROOM
spigot: `SPLOSH SPLAP SPLAP `
spigot: CAN WE USE YOUR SIDEWALK
spigot: `SQUIRP SQUAP SQUOP`
spigot: CAN WE USE YOUR MAILBOX
spigot: `SPLUT SQUIRSH SQUIRSH `
spigot: CAN WE USE YOUR MIATA
spigot: `SPLORT SPLOP SQUIRP SPLOSH SPLAP SPLAP SQUIRP SQUAP SQUOP SPLUT SQUIRSH`
spigot: WHY DO ONLY DOGS GET PLASTIC BAGS |
#dat #datacenter #datacenter-background #defecation #dogshit #dream #echinaceamagnus-background #gotham-background #mountain-background #multiple-backgrounds #onomatopoeia #poo #poop #purple-background #red-text #spigot-solo #splop #splort #splut #squirp #woodring-field-background #woodring-stairs-background #yellow-background |
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8,589 | 9/23/2022 | business spigot: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: TAKIN' CARE / OF BUSINESS :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES:
spigot: :NOTES: EVERY DAY :NOTES:
spigot: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: I'M / TAKIN' CARE OF BUSINESS :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES:
deuce: FUCKING GAY
spigot: LOOKS LIKE WE'RE BOTH TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS
spigot: :ICECREAM: :ICECREAM: :ICECREAM: :ICECREAM: T C B Y :ICECREAM: :ICECREAM: :ICECREAM: :ICECREAM:
deuce: STANDING ON YOUR NECK UNTIL DEAD |
#aqua-background #bachman-turner-overdrive #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #emoji #gay #murder #singing #tcby #violent-disapproval |
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8,590 | 9/24/2022 | so much spigot: SUCKING SO MUCH DICK MY WATCH THINKS I RAN A 5K |
#apple-watch #dicksucking #exercise #mountain-background #spigot-solo #watch |
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8,591 | 9/25/2022 | shit yeah pants: WHO WANTS PANCAKES ???
deuce: FUCK OFF
effigy: HEARD
pants: SHIT YEAH LET'S DO BALLS |
#balls #coy-pants #deuce-effigy-pants #echinaceamagnus-background #gay #pancakes #photo-background |
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8,592 | 9/26/2022 | vietnam pants: I AM GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN YOUR SENIOR DRILL INSTRUCTOR
pants: FROM NOW ON YOU ARE STEERS AND QUEERS AND A PETER PUFFER
pants: NOPE, SCREWED THAT UP
pants: SMASH CUT: *** VIETNAM ***
pants: CHEESECAKE FACTORY ANYONE ??
pants: I GOT A SPAGHETTI AND-A THE MEATBALLS
pants: A-THAT'S A-GOOD A-
pants: NOPE, SHUT UP
pants: JUST BE QUIET
pants: ECHO ECHO ECHO ECHO |
#cheesecake-factory #coy-pants #food #full-metal-jacket #funloving-nonsense #huffy-pants #italian #okay-pants-face #pants-solo #steers-and-queers #weird-pants-face #white-background |
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8,593 | 9/27/2022 | a clear progression :and: IT GOES
pants: PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL
pants: I SAID PLEASE
deuce: SAY PRETTY PLEASE
deuce: WITH SUGAR ON TOP
deuce: AND A SLICE OF DICK
deuce: A SLAB OF DICK
pants: I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING
pants: (THE THEMES AT PLAY)
deuce: A DOLLOP OF DICK
deuce: SLICE, SLAB, DOLLOP
deuce: IT'S A CLEAR PROGRESSION AND THE RESULT IS [UNINTELLIGIBLE] |
#angry-panel #bored-pants #caption #coy-pants #deja-vu #deuce-pants #deucegrin #dick #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #meow #mountain-background #needful #please #satire #somber-deuce |
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8,594 | 9/28/2022 | several hours spigot: ACCORDING TO THE COSMIC CALENDAR I'VE ONLY BEEN LICKING DICK FOR HALF A SECOND BUT HONESTLY IT FEELS LIKE SEVERAL HOURS |
#carl-sagan #cosmic-calendar #dicklicking #gunmetal-background #spigot-solo #time |
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8,595 | 9/29/2022 | only tiny pricks here pants: CAN I JOIN YOUR CLUB (THE BIG WANG GANG)
deuce: ONLY TINY PRICKS HERE, SORRY
pants: DARN, SAME |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gang #rhyming #wangs #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,596 | 9/30/2022 | some one spigot: SOMEONE CUT MY FUCKING HEAD OFF SO I CAN GO HOME EARLY |
#death #decapitation #mousehole #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background #work |
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8,597 | 10/1/2022 | watch till end pants: WATCH TILL END
pants: HALGHAULGH
pants: LAGHLAGHULAG
pants: GAHULGHALGHLAG
pants: AHAGLAHGLHALG
pants: GHULAUHLGAG
pants: HGLUAHGLAGLG
pants: AO*YGALGBHLAGHL
pants: I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE A PANCAKES REWARD PROGRAM |
#bait-and-switch #cocksucking #cocksucking-noises #dicklicking #huffy-pants #pancakes #pants-spigot #woodring-den-background |
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8,598 | 10/2/2022 | not a drill :the: OF NUCLEAR WEAPONS HAS BEEN AUTHORIZED
deuce: THIS IS NOT A DRILL |
#caption #crimson-tide #deja-vu #deuce-solo #nuclear-weapons #sfw #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,599 | 10/3/2022 | or don't pants: JACK ME OFF
pants: OR DON'T
pants: BUT PLEASE DO |
#drugs #jacking-off #mousehole #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
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8,600 | 10/4/2022 | what have we done indeed pants: WHAT HAVE WE DONE
deuce: ONLY WHAT WAS NECESSARY TO SURVIVE |
#alt-text #deuce-pants #grim-determination #photo-background #potomac-background #sfw #single-panel |
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8,601 | 10/5/2022 | filking pants: SING A SONG OF SUCKING IT
deuce: A POCKET FULL OF PRICKS
pants: CHOKING / POKING
deuce: ALL FALL DOWN |
#deuce-pants #gay #london-bridge #poking-and-choking #pricks #ring-around-the-rosy #satire #singing #song-parody #sucking #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,602 | 10/6/2022 | we can rebuild him pants: YUMMY YUMMY HAKGHAO87TI P-HJNPK;,,,,,,
deuce: DON'T EAT THAT
deuce: AN ELECTRICAL DISCHARGE, A FAINT WHIFF OF OZONE, AND PANTS IS DEAD
deuce: WE WILL REBUILD HIM, WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY
deuce: HERE ARE FIVE DICKS AND A PACEMAKER LET'S GO PEOPLE GO GO GO
deuce: WEHIFHKHKL SHILBBHLHLBGH (THE SOUND OF WORK BEING DONE)
deuce: HIS HEART IS BEATING AGAIN
deuce: STRANGELY ENOUGH WE HAVE NOT STAVED OFF HIS CRAVING FOR DICKS
deuce: THIS IS EXPERIMENT IS A FAILURE
pants: FEED ME HOT DOGS |
#death #deuce-pants #hot-dogs #mountain-background #satire #science #sfx #surgery #the-six-million-dollar-man #typo |
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8,603 | 10/7/2022 | snow day |
#blank-panel #deja-vu #mousehole #multiple-backgrounds #no-dialog #nothing #plant #sfw #woodring-field-background #woodring-room-background #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,604 | 10/8/2022 | pants goes to mars :i: THE STILLNESS HERE.
:i: TIRED OF EARTH.
:i: TIRED OF BEING CAUGHT IN THE TANGLE OF THEIR LIVES.
:they: THEIR LABORS ARE TO BUILD A HEAVEN
:yet: HEAVEN IS POPULATED WITH HORRORS.
pants: OH MY GOD THERE'S A DICK LITERALLY 100 METERS AWAY |
#caption #dicks #doctor-manhattan #mars-background #pants-solo #satire #watchmen |
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8,605 | 10/9/2022 | superhero deuce: MY SUPERHERO NAME IS THADDEUS THALLIUM
deuce: SORRY WRONG CHANNEL
pants: THREE PEOPLE FOR THIS STRIP ?? |
#blue-background #deuce-pants-spigot #filler-panel #meta #micropenis #silent-spigot |
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8,606 | 10/10/2022 | ass 2 spigot: *** BREAKING ***
spigot: LOUD SHITTING THE NEW QUIET QUITTING |
#current-events #feet-above-floor #news #shit #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
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8,607 | 10/11/2022 | sandwich daddy :look: THIS FATTY 🤠
pants: AND SO I WAKE IN THE MORNING AND I STEP OUTSIDE
pants: AND I TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND I GET REAL HIGH
pants: AND I SCREAM FROM THE TOP OF MY LUNGS
pants: ^BE MY SANDWICH DADDY^ |
#caption #cowboy #emoji #fatness #four-non-blondes #mountain-background #pants-solo #sandwich-daddy #sfw #singing #whats-up |
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8,608 | 10/12/2022 | t deuce look narration is fixed :just: AT THIS FAT LITTLE COWBOY 🤠
:he's: FAT HE CAN BARELY MEND FENCES ⛺🐄
pants: DUHHHHHH DROOLING |
#cowboy #emoji #fatness #mountain-background #pants-solo #sandwich-daddy #sfw |
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8,609 | 10/13/2022 | second base deuce: "SECOND BASE" IS WHEN YOU TALK TO A WOMAN AND SHE DOESN'T LAUGH
dick: IT'S WHEN SHE STOPS MOVIN' |
#deuce-dick #sfw #white-background #women |
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8,610 | 10/14/2022 | ass 1 spigot: NO IFS ANDS OR SQUIRTS |
#mountain-background #spigot-solo #squirt |
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8,611 | 10/15/2022 | with or without deuce: ARE GIRLS THE ONES WITH OR WITHOUT PENISES
pants: DID YOU EVEN CHECK THE MONSTER MANUAL |
#deuce-pants #dungeons-and-dragons #girl #huffy-pants #penis #trannies #trans #ts #women #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,612 | 10/16/2022 | ass 3 spigot: TRAVELING THROUGH TIME DOING MATH AND STUDYING THE VIOLIN I LITERALLY HAVE NO TIME FOR CAPERS
spigot: YEAH I'M ON THE "SPECTRUM"
spigot: SUCKING PRICKS EQUALLY CAUSE THEY REMAIN UNDER MOUTHED |
#acrostic #ass #autism #cocksucking #math #mnemonic #mousehole #pricks #spectrum #spigot-solo #time-travel #woodring-room-background |
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8,613 | 10/17/2022 | the war of the dick pants: SHALL WE HAVE A CIVIL WAR
deuce: OVER WHAT
pants: MY OWN DICK
deuce: COMING: 2023
deuce: WHOSE SIDE WILL YOU BE ON
pants: I TOLD YOU, I'M FIGHTING AGAINST MY OWN DICK
deuce: SIGNING AN ARMISTICE IN THE WAR OF THE DICK
deuce: WHICH INTERNATIONAL HISTORIANS REFER TO AS THE AMERICAN WAR OF THE DICK
deuce: TO DISTINGUISH IT FROM ALL THE OTHER DICK WARS
deuce: BUT A PEACE TREATY WAS NEVER SIGNED SO TECHNICALLY THE WAR STILL RAGES ON |
#dick #drunk-deuce #gunmetal-background #history #huffy-pants #somber-deuce #war |
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8,614 | 10/18/2022 | magneto was right pants: THIS PLASTIC PRISON CANNOT HOLD ME FOREVER CHARLES
deuce: :WOMAN_SHRUGGING: |
#deuce-pants #emoji #magneto #sfw #white-background #x-men |
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8,615 | 10/19/2022 | windows 10 deuce: EVERYTIME MY WINDOWS 10 MACHINE DOES AN AUTOMATIC UPDATE AND REBOOTS MY WINDOWS ALL REOPEN BUT THEY'RE ALL SIZED AND PLACED WRONG AND IT REALLY KIND OF PISSES ME OFF
pants: THIS IS TRULY THE YEAR OF THE LINUX DESKTOP (HAND ON HEART, TEARS)
deuce: SERIOUS THIS TIME!!!1 |
#computers #cornflower-background #deuce-pants #linux #reboot #sfw #update #windows |
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8,616 | 10/20/2022 | bonequest inquest deuce: I DECLARE A BONEQUEST INQUEST
deuce: THIS INQUEST IS HEREBY CLOSED |
#atandt-bung-deuce-dick-effigy-ozone-net-pants-spig #mountain-background #sfw #weird-pants-face |
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8,617 | 10/21/2022 | again with the downtime spigot: AY TON WE GOT CONNECTIVITY PROBLEMS
pants: OOF MARONE WITH THE NETWORK LATENCY |
#huffy-pants #networking #sfw #the-sopranos #woodring-room-background |
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8,618 | 10/22/2022 | a debate spigot: YOU SAY DICKLICKING, I SAY RECLAIMING YOUTHFUL VIGOR
spigot: CLOSE THE DOOR |
#dicklicking #mousehole #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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8,619 | 10/23/2022 | such a loser ozone: I FEEL LIKE SUCH A LOSER FOR NOT GIVING A SHIT |
#apathy #ozone-solo #woodring-field-background |
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8,620 | 10/24/2022 | public service announcement effigy: AT LEAST PLEASE KEEP YOUR AMMO SEPARATE FROM YOUR FIREARMS |
#7-11 #9-11 #a-love-story #effigy-solo #grey-background #not-gay #psa #sfw |
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8,621 | 10/25/2022 | penis problems spigot: PENIS PROBLEMS???
spigot: TRY BRINGING ME A PENIS SOLUTION |
#mountain-background #penis #spigot-solo |
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8,622 | 10/26/2022 | fight troll effigy: FIGHT TROLL WITH PENIS.
effigy: NO EFFECT. |
#burnt-background #effigy-solo #infocom #penis #troll #troll-blowing #zork |
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8,623 | 10/27/2022 | and the of the deuce: AND THE / HOOOOME / OF THE / BRAAAAVE
pants: STATIC
spigot: SO. MUCH. THIS. |
#deuce-pants-spigot #nostalgia #sfw #static-background #television |
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8,624 | 10/28/2022 | dumb and not funny deuce: T PANTS I OFTEN HAVE DREAMS THAT I HAVE TO ^PEE^ REALLY BAD AND THEN I WAKE UP AND HAVE TO ^PEE^ REALLY BAD
deuce: LAST NIGHT HAD A DREAM THAT I _SHIT_ MYSELF AND DOT DOT DOT
deuce: I WOKE UP TO DISCOVER I HAD NOT _SHIT_ MYSELF!!!
pants: WHAT ABOUT JIZZ (THE FINAL FRONTIER)
deuce: I MEAN I KIND OF HAD TO _POO_ BUT NOT URGENTLY
pants: SUCKING CHEST WOUNDS???????
deuce: WHICH WAS A RELIEF
pants: I GUESS |
#bored-pants #brown-background #coy-pants #deuce-pants #dreams #ellipsis #jizz #not-funny #pee #poo #shit #somber-deuce #star-trek #sucking |
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8,625 | 10/29/2022 | 2fa spigot: HERE'S A FACTOR YOU COULD AUTHENTICATE: JESUS CHRIST |
#jesus #mountain-background #spigot-solo |
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8,626 | 10/30/2022 | down we go pants: DOWN WE GO
pants: BLOOP
pants: SEARCHING FOR DICK ON THE OCEAN FLOOR |
#blue-background #dicks #ocean #pants-solo |
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8,627 | 10/31/2022 | lde spigot: SORRY ABOUT MY LDE (LONG DONG ENERGY) |
#dong #medical #mountain-background #spigot-solo |
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8,628 | 11/1/2022 | cat hair pants: PFFT PFFFFFFT
effigy: CAT HAIR IN YOUR MOUTH, HUH
pants: YEAH |
#cat-hair #cats #effigy-pants #mouth-of-pants #sfw #stalldoor-background |
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8,629 | 11/2/2022 | cheese cake pix spigot: LIKE A FOOT OR SO
pants: THEY ARE TOASTERS AND THEY FLY
spigot: ROUGHLY TWO BARLEYCORNS IN DIAMETER
pants: IN THE BATHROOM??? BUT THAT'S WHERE I POO AND PEE!!! GROSS!!!
spigot: AT LEAST HALF A HECTARE
pants: AT FIRST I WAS EXCITED ABOUT THE “CHEESECAKE PIX” BUT THEY WERE JUST NUDES |
#after-dark #bathroom #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #pee #poo #urinal-background |
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8,630 | 11/3/2022 | tomorrow off deuce: I HAVE TOMORROW OFF!!!
deuce: IT'S A HOLIDAY TO CELEBRATE DIVERSITY
deuce: SO I'LL JERK OFF TO WHITE WOMEN FOR A CHANGE OF PACE
pants: DON'T BE RACIST
pants: YOU CAN ATONE FOR YOUR SINS BY SIMPLY MASTURBATING TO MY FACE |
#deuce-likes-black-chicks #deuce-pants #diversity #echinaceamagnus-background #holiday #jerking-off #race #satire #somber-deuce #work |
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8,631 | 11/4/2022 | poker night deuce: I ONLY WANT TO GO TO POKER NIGHT IF THERE IS NO DRINKING OR DOING DRUGS OR HAVING FUN OR TALKING
deuce: ONLY SINGING TO 80S HITS
pants: WHERE HAVE YOU BEENALL MY LIFE (TALKING TOTHE BANJO)
deuce: I'M PARTICULARLY FOND OF DURAN DURAN, OR DURAN^2 AS I CALL THEM |
#1980s #banjo #deuce-pants #drinking #drugs #duran-duran #music #sfw #woodring-den-background |
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8,632 | 11/5/2022 | shaft atandt: IT'S THE SEVENTIES AND I'M A BLACK COP WITH BRUCE LEE'S SKILLS AND MY OWN ATTITUDE
atandt: WITH A FINE BLACK SISTA WHO WANTSA GET BUSY WITH ME :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT:
atandt: ANY ADVICE ?????
pants: ALL YOUR WEBSITES RUINED MY LIFE |
#atandt-pants #bored-pants #eggplant #eggshell-background #emoji #police #sista |
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8,633 | 11/6/2022 | a sucking snake deuce: S S S S S
pants: ARE YOU A SUCKING SNAKE
deuce: I'M A SSSSSSEGMENTATION FAULT SSSSSSS SSSSS
pants: WELL I'M GAY 4 PISS
deuce: SSSSSSS SSSSSS
pants: PISS PISS PISS
spigot: ENJOY YOUR 3 DAY BANS |
#ban #blue-background #computers #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #gay #janny #piss #programming #segmentation-fault #snake #sucking |
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8,634 | 11/7/2022 | totally right pants: GLORP DUH YOU WERE TOTALLY RIGHT ABOUT THE PRICK-TASTING FACTORY
deuce: THESE DON'T TASTE LIKE PRICKS AT ALL
spigot: I BRING MY OWN LAWRY'S SEASONING SALT |
#deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #grey-background #huffy-pants #lawrys-seasoning-salt #pricks #somber-deuce |
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8,635 | 11/8/2022 | guillermo del toro's cabinet of curiosities spigot: ?????? ???????????? COCKSUCKING IN GUILLERMO DEL TORO'S CABINET OF CURIOSITIES ????????????? ????????? |
#alt-text #cocksucking #mountain-background #spigot-solo #tv |
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8,636 | 11/9/2022 | swiss basics spigot: I'M HAVING GOOD LUCK WITH SWISS BASICS MOISTURIZING FORMULA
pants: MAYBE I'LL TRY IT
spigot: A LITTLE SQUEEZE A LITTLE SQUIRT
spigot: A DOLLOP A SQUISH A SPLOP ON THE OL'
spigot: DID YOU WA-
pants: I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT |
#alt-text #coy-pants #eggshell-background #pants-spigot |
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8,637 | 11/10/2022 | a great day spigot: THIS IS A GREAT DAY FOR PICTURES OF MY PENIS |
#alt-text #mountain-background #spigot-solo |
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8,638 | 11/11/2022 | horsey sauce deuce: WHAT'S A MASTODON NODE
pants: SLANG FOR DILDO |
#alt-text #arbys #deuce-pants #dildo #mastodon #urinal-background |
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8,639 | 11/12/2022 | seriously spigot: IS THERE SERIOUSLY NO PORN STAR NAMED SANDY HOOK |
#porn #sandy-hook #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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8,640 | 11/13/2022 | he sleeps like that pants: ZZZ SNORK WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT DICKS |
#dicks #filler-panel #gunmetal-background #pants-sleeping #pants-solo |
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8,641 | 11/14/2022 | prayer warriors pants: PRAYER WARRIORS DESPERATELY NEEDED AGAIN
pants: JUST KIDDING WELCOME TO THE COCKSUCKING CONTEST BOYS |
#cocksucking #deuce-pants-spigot #mountain-background #prayer #somber-deuce |
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8,642 | 11/15/2022 | dirty pool pants: ...OR WOULD THAT BE DIRTY POOL
pants: T DEUCE WHAT IS DIRTY POOL
pants: T DEUCE I WANT TO PLAY DIRTY POOL
deuce: DIRTY POOL IS BILLIARDS WITH SHIT ON THE TABLE
deuce: (ACTUAL SHIT) |
#bored-pants #coy-pants #drunk-deuce #gunmetal-background #huffy-pants #idiom #pool #shit #somber-deuce |
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8,643 | 11/16/2022 | a real stormtrooper pants: HAVE YOUR PHOTO TAKEN WITHA STORMTROOPER FOR $3.00
deuce: YOU MEAN A REAL ONE RIGHTNOT LIKE THE ONES IN NAZI GERMANY |
#black-background #deuce-pants #nazi #star-wars #wwii |
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8,644 | 11/17/2022 | chased by those robots deuce: HELP I'M BEING CHASED BY THOSE ROBOTS FROM INTERSTELLAR |
#deuce-solo #interstellar #movies #robot #sfw #tars #woodring-room-background |
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8,645 | 11/18/2022 | monday minute spigot: MANAGER'S MONDAY MINUTE !!!!!!!!! DUMPING HOT OATMEAL ON YOUR CHILD!!!!!! |
#brown-background #oatmeal #sfw #spigot-solo |
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8,646 | 11/19/2022 | at least four deuce: THREE-CHEESE TORTELLINI WITH PESTO SAUCE HERE I COME!!!
pants: WHY NOT FOUR OR FIVE
deuce: I'M ON A BUDGET OKAY
pants: YOU DESERVE AT LEAST 4 |
#bored-pants #deuce-pants #food #greenlight-background #huffy-pants #sfw |
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8,647 | 11/20/2022 | the weather outside pants: EXCUSE ME MISS BUT I HAVE A PAYLOAD FOR YOU
deuce: ALSO YOUR HEAD LOOKS AWFULLY COLD |
#deuce-pants #violetgrey-background |
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8,648 | 11/21/2022 | fire works spigot: FIREWORKS IN THE COURTROOM AS I POO MY PANTS |
#court #fireworks #gunmetal-background #poo #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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8,649 | 11/22/2022 | wait wait pants: WAIT WAIT
pants: WHAT KIND OF PIE |
#apricot-background #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #pie #sfw |
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8,650 | 11/23/2022 | the mid-day squirts spigot: :NOTES: :TV: WHO'S GOT TIME / FOR THE MID-DAY SQUIRTS :BASKETBALL: 🗑️ :STAR2: :100: :GLASS_OF_MILK::GLASS_OF_MILK::GLASS_OF_MILK::GLASS_OF_MILK::GLASS_OF_MILK::GLASS_OF_MILK: :DOUGHNUT::DOUGHNUT::DOUGHNUT::DOUGHNUT::DOUGHNUT: |
#diarrhea #emoji #mountain-background #singing #spigot-solo #squirts |
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8,651 | 11/24/2022 | 41 feet bung: I JUST PULLED OUT THE LONGEST NOSE HAIR IN HISTORY
deuce: HONK BONK
pants: 41 FEET
deuce: 2.64 X 10^5 M
bung: CLOSE! ABOUT AN INCH
bung: I COULD FEEL IT TUG ON MY BRAIN
deuce: OKAY 2.64 CM
pants: 41 FEET |
#bung-deuce-pants #metric #mountain-background #sfw |
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8,652 | 11/25/2022 | the future pants: ARE YOU FROM THE FUTURE
deuce: I GOT MY EYES DILATED BY THE EYE DOCTOR MANS
pants: MAYBE A NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURE??? |
#bored-pants #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #eyes #future #mst3k #sfw #white-background |
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8,653 | 11/26/2022 | all night *or* i can spigot: I CAN LICK DICK ALL NIGHT *OR* I CAN DRINK THIS MUCH WATER :PINCHING_HAND: AND LICK DICK ALL NIGHT INTO THE MORNING
deuce: TRULY A HOBSON'S CHOICE |
#deuce-spigot #dicklicking #stalldoor-background |
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8,654 | 11/27/2022 | a man's shoe deuce: I BURPED
deuce: DO YOU FORGIVE ME
pants: NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN :MANS_SHOE: |
#brown-background #burp #deuce-pants #emoji #forgiveness #german #inglorious-basterds #repetition #sfw #shoe |
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8,655 | 11/28/2022 | a frozen conflict deuce: MY GROINABLE, CROTCHABLE AREA IS A FROZEN CONFLICT
pants: DENY THEM THE RIGHT TO EXIST
deuce: MY LEFT BALL IS IRREDENTIST BUT MY RIGHT ONE IS REVANCHIST |
#coy-pants #current-events #deuce-pants #deuces-balls #drunk-deuce #geopolitics #mcdonalds-background #nuts-of-deuce #war |
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8,656 | 11/29/2022 | eldenring downloadable content spigot: WILLING TO LICK DICK FOR ELDENRING DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT |
#dicklicking #elden-ring #eldenring #gaming #mountain-background #spigot-solo #video-games |
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8,657 | 11/30/2022 | skateboards spigot: WHAT ARE ALL THESE MOTORIZED SKATEBOARDS DOING AT A JEWISH KINDERGARTEN ??
spigot: HAVEN'T THERE BEEN ENOUGH SHUL SCOOTINGS |
#dad-joke #jews #school-shooting #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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8,658 | 12/1/2022 | irate pirates spigot: DID I HEAR YOU RIGHT / DID I HEAR YOU SAYIN
spigot: THAT YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A COPY OF A GAME WITHOUT PAYIN |
#computer-games #dont-copy-that-floppy #gunmetal-background #sfw #singing #software-piracy #spigot-solo |
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8,659 | 12/2/2022 | feelin' grabby pants: FEELIN' GRABBY
pants: GROPEY
pants: HANDSY
pants: LET ME DO AS I DO: SQUEEZING + PINCHING
pants: FORMING A SEAL AROUND THE AFFECTED AREA WITH MY MOUTH
pants: SLAPPING + SLASHING
deuce: CAN I GO NOW
pants: THIS CANNOT END WELL
pants: IT NEVER DOES!!!!!!!!!
deuce: YOU'RE BLOWING A VACUUM CLEANER
deuce: AND IT'S NOT EVEN ON, THIS ISN'T EVEN ENTERTAINING TO WATCH
pants: YOU MAY BE EXCUSED
deuce: I SHALL GO WITH GOD
pants: ALL PRAISE TO HIM |
#bong #bored-pants #coy-pants #drunk-deuce #god #huffy-pants #religion #somber-deuce #vacuum #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
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8,660 | 12/3/2022 | dip switch pants: RESET MY BONER TO ITS INITIAL STATE (FLOPPY, STUPID)
pants: YES YOU NEED TO USE THE DIPSWITCH |
#boner #deuce-pants-spigot #feet-above-floor #huffy-pants #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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8,661 | 12/4/2022 | no longer a threat deuce: AHHH, MY WEEKLY SHOWER
deuce: NOW I AM NO LONGER A THREAT TO HUMANITY
deuce: FOR A FEW DAYS |
#coy-pants #huffy-pants #hygiene #sfw #shower #starbucks-background |
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8,662 | 12/5/2022 | when everything's back to normal spigot: I DID NOT LIKE THAT VISIT FROM THE GHOST OF PENISES YET TO COME
deuce: TURNS OUT GHOST PENISES POKE AND PROD JUST LIKE THE LIVE ONES
pants: THE WORLD'S LARGEST UNDERWATER BLOWHOLE
pants: SHOW ME YOUR DINGUS
deuce: WHEN EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL I CAN FINALLY TAKE A BREAK AND BLOW MY BRAINS OUT
spigot: A STEADY DIET OF PERFORMANCE PLANS AND PROGRESS CHECKINS |
#agile #blowhole #christmas #christmas-carol #comprehensively-tagged #coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #dingus #drunk-deuce #funloving-nonsense #gay #ghosts #huffy-pants #lemon-background #middle-management #penis #somber-deuce #suicide #underwater #weird-pants-face |
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8,663 | 12/6/2022 | a change of pace pants: MAYBE I SHOULD BARF ON MY OWN COCK FOR A CHANGE |
#pants-solo #roman-shower #woodring-field-background |
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8,664 | 12/7/2022 | alpha males pants: ALPHA MALES EAT WINGS AT HOOTERS
pants: ALPHA MALES DRINK BEER WITH THE BOYS
pants: ALPHA MALES IN JORTS AND WIFE BEATERS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE HEAT
pants: ALPHA MALES GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS DAY IN DAY OUT
pants: ALPHA MALES, CURIOUS ABOUT THE FRESHLY-DRILLED HOLE IN THE STALL WALL, DECIDE TO COMMUNICATE WITH THE OTHER SIDE BY POKING OBJECTS THROUGH TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS
deuce: GET OUT OF HERE |
#alpha-male #beer #buffalo-wings #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fashion #gay #gay-theory #glory-hole #hooters #jorts #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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8,665 | 12/8/2022 | oh no pants: OH NO I BROKE MY DANGER HIPTOP SIDEKICK |
#cell-phone #datacenter-background #mobile-phone #pants-solo #phone #sfw #smartphone #technology |
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8,666 | 12/9/2022 | twinks on parade pants: ARE YOU IN A WIKIHOLE
pants: DO YOU NEED HELP
deuce: SHUT UP I'M DOING IMPORTANT RESEARCH
pants: GODSPEED LITTLE CHICKEN
pants: OPENING MY MOUTH WIDE
pants: MAKING HISSING NOISES
pants: MAYBE THERE'S A SNAKE INSIDE, MAYBE NOTHING |
#bored-pants #corndog-background #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gay #huffy-pants #mouth-of-pants #research #snake #twink #weird-pants-face #wikipedia |
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8,667 | 12/10/2022 | am i a light pants: AM I A LIGHT THAT TRAVELS INTO SPACE [Y/N]
pants: PRESS ENTER FOR A DEFAULT OF Y:
deuce: Q
pants: *** YOU ARE QUEER *** |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gunmetal-background #light #queer #science #space |
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8,668 | 12/11/2022 | sucking dick in the bathroom pants: I SUCK DICK IN THE BATHROOM
deuce: YOU DON'T SAY |
#deuce-pants #dicksucking #urinal-background |
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8,669 | 12/12/2022 | thyber monday deuce: THYBER MONDAY
pants: :TONGUE: :SWEAT_DROPS: HTHTHTHTHYBER MONDAY |
#coy-pants #emoji #gay #holiday #lisp #mock-lisp #mountain-background #sfw #shopping |
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8,670 | 12/13/2022 | in days of old effigy: YEARS AGO IN DAYS OF OLD AND MAGIC FILLED THE AIR
spigot: DELETE THIS |
#delete-this #effigy-spigot #led-zeppelin #minecraft-background #sfw |
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8,671 | 12/14/2022 | unvaxxed dicks pants: UNVAXXED DICKS????????????? WELL MAYBE IN A PINCH DURING WINTER OR SOMETHING |
#covid-19 #coy-pants #dicks #gay #mountain-background #pants-solo #vaccination #winter |
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8,672 | 12/15/2022 | licking dick spigot: LICKING DICK . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
spigot: HEAR ME OUT . . . . . . . . . . . . .
spigot: . . . . . . . DOT COM |
#dicklicking #mars-background #spigot-solo #url |
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8,673 | 12/16/2022 | will lick dick spigot: WILL LICK DICK FOR A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT |
#dicklicking #legal #mousehole #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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8,674 | 12/17/2022 | well you can't spigot: WILL MY PENIS REPLACE PROGRAMMERS
deuce: SURE WISH I COULD SEE PICTURES OF HUNTER BIDEN'S SCHLONG
pants: WELL YOU CAN'T |
#computer #cornflower-background #coy-pants #penis #politics #porn #programming #schlong #somber-deuce |
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8,675 | 12/18/2022 | greatest health problem deuce: BUTTHOLITIS
deuce: THE 21ST CENTURY'S GREATEST HEALTH PROBLEM |
#atandt-deuce-ozone #butthole #drunk-deuce #health #ibs #itchy #mousehole #renaissance-man #uncredited-character #woodring-room-background |
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8,676 | 12/19/2022 | vase like base deuce: CHECK OUT MY FLOPPY COCK: :WILTED_FLOWER:
pants: PUTTING YOU IN A VASE
pants: VASE LIKE BASE NOT VASE LIKE GAUSS
pants: YOU ARE A LUCKY LITTLE BOY |
#bored-pants #cock #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #emoji #flower #gauss #mountain-background #somber-deuce #vase |
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8,677 | 12/20/2022 | scp effigy: STOP CASTING POROSITY |
#acronym #effigy-solo #urinal-background |
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8,678 | 12/21/2022 | afternoon coffee pants: MMM AFTERNOON COFFEE
deuce: SELLING YOU INTO A SEX SLAVE RING |
#bong #clip-art #coffee #crime #deuce-pants #sex #slavery #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,679 | 12/22/2022 | simultaneously pants: HOLD MY HAND WHILE I POO
deuce: BUT YOU'RE SIMULTANEOUSLY JERKING OFF |
#coy-pants #gay #jerking-off #poo #somber-deuce #urinal-background |
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8,680 | 12/23/2022 | old man problems deuce: I JUST UNPACKED SOME BOXES OF NOODLE SOUP AND PUT THEM ON A HIGH SHELF AND NOW I'M WINDED AND DIZZY |
#aging #deuce-solo #dizzy #fatness #sfw #soup #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,681 | 12/24/2022 | the entire loaf pants: I HAVE EATEN THE ENTIRE LOAF???????? ARE YOU SURE????????????
spigot: REAL BRAVE LIKING HITLER WHEN EVERYONE ELSE DOES TOO |
#bread #fatness #hitler #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,682 | 12/25/2022 | christmas 2022 pants: T SPIGOT WEEDS HAVE GROWN IN MY TROUSERS
pants: MAYBE YOU COULD REACH IN THERE AND TUG THEM OUT
pants: MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE BONEQUEST BOYS
hanford: WHERE'D THE GUY IN THE ALIEN SUIT GO |
#atandt-bung-deuce-effigy-hanford-net-ozone-pants-s #christmas #christmas-tree-lights #hey-its-rands #holiday #mountain-background #pants-of-pants #rands-mentioned #trousers |
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8,683 | 12/26/2022 | cross wise pants: PASS THE HOOKA
pants: COUGH COUGH COUGH NOW YOU PUT YOUR MOUTH ON IT
deuce: BUT YOU HAVE HUGE OPEN SORES ON YOUR LIPS THAT ARE OOZING
pants: LET'S RELAX, KICK BACK AND SUCK A FAT-ASS DICK
deuce: CRAMMING IT CROSSWISE
spigot: I DON'T LIKE ANY OF THESE AUTOMATED BEHAVIORS |
#cramming #deuce-pants-spigot #dicksucking #herpes #hookah #multicolor-background #weird-pants-face |
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8,684 | 12/27/2022 | the stupidest time of year spigot: IS IT REALLY ONCE AGAIN THE STUPIDEST TIME OF YEAR WHEN CAMWHORES WEAR SANTA HATS |
#camwhores #fashion #holi-daze #porn #red-background #santa-claus #spigot-solo #stupid |
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8,685 | 12/28/2022 | a v a t a r d spigot: ALL THE AVATAR CHARACTERS HAVE DOWN'S SYNDROME |
#avatar #blue-background #movies #retard #sfw #spigot-solo |
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8,686 | 12/29/2022 | rooster crowing deuce: THIS AIN'T VALHEIM: AN XXX PARODY
pants: A ROOSTER CROWING EVERY TIME SOMEBODY JIZZES |
#bedroom-of-pants-background #coy-pants #jizz #pants-bedroom-background #parody #porn #sound-effects #valheim #video-games |
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8,687 | 12/30/2022 | would it be gay if spigot: WOULD IT BE GAY IF I JUST DIED |
#death #gay #gay-theory #mountain-background #question #spigot-solo |
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8,688 | 12/31/2022 | a great, great question deuce: CAN I CHOP MY OWN DICK OFF OR DO I NEED SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT
pants: THAT'S A GREAT, GREAT QUESTION
pants: I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER
pants: BUT I CAN FIND SOMEBODY WHO DOES
pants: AND THEN I'LL GET BACK TO YOU
deuce: WELL THEN LET'S GET ON A GOOGLE MEET AND CRY IT OUT
pants: CONNECTING...
pants: GOOGLE MEET HAS BEEN DEPRECATED
deuce: [DICK PIC] |
#bored-pants #coy-pants #crying #deuce-dick #deuce-pants #dick #dick-pics #dismemberment #drunk-deuce #gay #genital-mutilation #physical-comedy #pink-background #question #somber-deuce #tranny #weird-pants-face |