No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
8,689 | 1/1/2023 | you’ll love it at levitz spigot: NOW I'M BEATING OFF AT BREUNER'S AND IN 10 OR SO MINS I'LL BE BEATING OFF AT MMM CARPETS |
#beating-off #levitz #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,690 | 1/2/2023 | golden guzzlers deuce: MAX HARDCORE'S GOLDEN GUZZLERS
spigot: AVAILABLE AT IHOP ?????? |
#breakfast #deuce-spigot #ihop #porn #urine #woodring-field-background |
||
8,691 | 1/3/2023 | soy sauce on a loaded baked potato deuce: OKAY I'M JUST GOING TO COME OUT AND SAY IT:
deuce: SOY SAUCE ON A LOADED BAKED POTATO
pants: HMM |
#corndog-background #coy-pants #deuce-pants #fat #food #potato #sfw #soy-sauce |
||
8,692 | 1/4/2023 | adsf deuce: I'M A CARD-CARRYING MEMBER OF THE ALASKA DEFENSE SPACE FORCE |
#acronym #alaska #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #military #sfw #space-force #white-background |
||
8,693 | 1/5/2023 | now hiring spigot: PENISES LOWKEY HIT DIFFERENT WHEN THEY'RE ERECT
spigot: WHAT PENISES GET RIGHT (AND WRONG) ABOUT REAR ENDS
spigot: (KLINGON) WE PREFER MONGODB
spigot: PUMPING MY GOONSTICK
spigot: STUCK A PENIS IN MY MOUTH / AND CALLED IT MACARONI
spigot: NOW HIRING DILDO POLISHERS |
#2020s-lingo #blowjob #boner #database #dildo #dildo-polishing-academy #erection #klingon #mountain-background #patriotism #penis #singing #spigot-solo #star-trek #yankee-doodle |
||
8,694 | 1/6/2023 | introductions all around pants: COCKSUCKER
deuce: COCKSUCKER
spigot: COCKSUCKER AND DIGITAL CONTENT CREATOR |
#cocksucker #deuce-pants-spigot #digital-content #drunk-deuce #introductions #woodring-stairs-background #youtube |
||
8,695 | 1/7/2023 | 99% of it spigot: YOUR DICKLICKITUDE IS LIKE 99% OF IT
pants: WHAT'S THE OTHER 1%
spigot: TOILET PRIVILEGES |
#dicklicking #mountain-background #pants-spigot |
||
8,696 | 1/8/2023 | tittyfucking dolly parton pants: YEAH I'D TITTYFUCK A 76-YEAR-OLD
deuce: WELL OF COURSE YOU WOULD IF IT'S DOLLY PARTON
deuce: IT'S YOUR DUTY AS AN AMERICAN MALE |
#america #black-background #bored-pants #coy-pants #deuce-pants #dolly-parton #drunk-deuce #patriotism #sex #tits |
||
8,697 | 1/9/2023 | ben hurrrrrr spigot: IS BEN HUR THE GAY ONE OR IS LAWRENCE OF ARABIA THE GAY ONE OR IS SPARTACUS THE GAY ONE OR ARE THEY ALL GAY ONES
pants: LET'S SEE WHAT THE COMMUTATIVE PROPERTY OF GAY MOVIES SAYS |
#ben-hur #commutative-property #film #gay #lawrence-of-arabia #math #mountain-background #movies #pants-spigot #spartacus |
||
8,698 | 1/10/2023 | deuce's butt deuce: MY BUTT HURTS FROM A LONG WALK THE OTHER DAY!!!
deuce: BECAUSE I AM A `FAT FUCKING GLAZED HAM`
deuce: :NOTES: MY MAKEFILE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD :NOTES: |
#deuce-solo #emoji #exercise #fat #fatness #makefile #red-text #singing #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,699 | 1/11/2023 | glork blorp spigot: :DOOR: GLORK BLORP BLOP GLOP
spigot: HE'S A GOOD EARNER |
#emoji #mountain-background #sfw #spigot-solo #the-sopranos |
||
8,700 | 1/12/2023 | vec to points pants: WATCH ME PISS
spigot: `VECTOPOINTS`
pants: WATCH ME PISS
spigot: WHAT'S NEXT, `VECTOPRICKS` IN THIS WOKE NEW WORLD
pants: WATCH ME PISS
spigot: THE IMPORTED PROVOLONE |
#gay |
||
8,701 | 1/13/2023 | holiday songs pants: PLEASE PUSH YOUR PENIS / IN AN OLD MAN'S HAT
effigy: ONLY FROM THE TOP
effigy: WAIT, IS THE OLD MAN STILL WEARING IT?
pants: WHO CARES, PUSH YOUR PENIS IN THERE
effigy: WAAAY AHEAD OF YOU |
#coy-pants #effigy-pants #fashion #fat-old-man #gay #penis #singing #white-background |
||
8,702 | 1/14/2023 | right now deuce: I REALLY, REALLY WISH EVERYONE ON EARTH WOULD SIMULTANEOUSLY COMMIT SUICIDE RIGHT NOW
deuce: RIGHT..... NOW
deuce: RIGHT....................... NOW |
#deuce-solo #mass-suicide #olive-background #suicide |
||
8,703 | 1/15/2023 | a dick down there effigy: ...YOU CAN STILL SHAVE YOUR BOX THOUGH, RIGHT?
pants: I HAVEN'T SEEN MY BOX FOR 17 YEARS
pants: THERE MIGHT BE A DICK DOWN THERE FOR ALL I KNOW |
#dick #effigy-pants #huffy-pants #hygiene #refer-back-to-strip-2635 #shave #shaving #stalldoor-background |
||
8,704 | 1/16/2023 | bonequest novelization pants: T DEUCE CAN I USE CHAT GPT TO WRITE A BONEQUEST NOVEL (OBVIOUSLY VOLUME 1 OF MANY!!!!!!!!)
deuce: NO
deuce: YOU MUST TYPE ALL THE STUPID WORDS YOURSELF
pants: AND THEN SUDDENLY SUPERMAN BURST INTO THE ROOM WHICH IS WEIRD BECAUSE
deuce: YOU HAVE REACHED YOUR 64K SEGMENTATION LIMIT. |
#ai #chat-gpt #huffy-pants #sfw #somber-deuce #superman #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background #writing |
||
8,705 | 1/17/2023 | coming soon pants: LOL BONEQUEST.SUBSTACK.COM AM SERIOUS WRITER PERSON NOW
spigot: STREAM IT ON PEACOCK |
#lol #mountain-background #pants-spigot #peacock #sfw #streaming #substack #url #writing |
||
8,706 | 1/18/2023 | so dry deuce: MY VAGINA IS DRY
deuce: WAIT I DON'T HAVE A VAGINA |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #somber-deuce #trans #vagina #vagisil #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,707 | 1/19/2023 | robber spigot: YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE
spigot: OR YOUR FUDGE
pants: I'M THINKING I'M THINKING |
#adam-ant #crime #fat #fatness #fudge #gay-fatness #mountain-background #pants-spigot #robbery #sfw #true-crime |
||
8,708 | 1/20/2023 | automated out of a job spigot: I'VE DEDICATED MY LIFE TO LICKING DICK AND NOW ROBOTS ARE DOING IT |
#automation #dicklicking #existential #gay #regret #robot #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
||
8,709 | 1/21/2023 | piss christ pants: DO YOU KNOW ABOUT PISS CHRIST
pants: DO YOU BELIEVE |
#belief #christ #christ-is-lord #christ-jesus #coy-pants #gay #jesus #pants-solo #piss #religion #serrano #yellow-background |
||
8,710 | 1/22/2023 | toilet hug pants: I NEED TO POOP BUT I ALSO WANT A HUG: HELP ME COMBINE THESE WANTS, THESE NEEDS, INTO A SINGLE ACT
deuce: I WOULD RATHER NOT HUG YOU ON THE TOILET |
#a-love-story #bored-pants #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gay #huffy-pants #hugs #mountain-background #poo #sfw #toilet #toilet-antics #wholesome |
||
8,711 | 1/23/2023 | here we are pants: HUGLAUHLGUAHLG
deuce: GHLUAHGULAUHGLAG
spigot: HERE WE ARE BUILDING COMMUNITIES |
#deuce-pants-spigot #sfw #white-background |
||
8,712 | 1/24/2023 | heroin sailor pants: IDEA: POPEYE BUT HIS SPINACH IS HEROIN AND HE JUST FALLS ASLEEP
deuce: RUDE |
#coy-pants #drugs #heroin #minecraft-background #popeye #sfw #somber-deuce |
||
8,713 | 1/25/2023 | bonequest rogue-like deuce: BLEW A TROLL. BLEW A TROLL. BLEW A TROLL. YOU MADE YOUR SAVING THROW! BLEW A TROLL. |
#deuce-solo #dungeons-and-dragons #troll-blowing #woodring-field-background |
||
8,714 | 1/26/2023 | dried, flattened deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE CAN GO FUCK ITSELF? MANGOES
pants: I DUNNO, A DRIED FLATTENED MANGO IS PRETTY GOOD
deuce: SHUT THE FUCK UP |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #food #fucking-shut-up #go-fuck-yourself #mango #mango-background #somber-deuce |
||
8,715 | 1/27/2023 | in a b-boy stance pants: CHOKE IT ON
spigot: DOWN
pants: ALL AROUND
spigot: TOWN
pants: IN THE STEREO
spigot: SOUND
pants: IS HOW IT'S GONNA GO
spigot: DOWN
pants: I LIKE LICKIN DICK AND I LIKE LICKIN
spigot: PRICK
pants: WE CHOKE EM DOWN QUICK OR WE ALL GET
spigot: SICK |
#beastie-boys #ch-check-it-out #choke-it-down #choking #coy-pants #dicklicking #gay #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #prick #rap #rhyming #sfw #sick #singing #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
||
8,716 | 1/28/2023 | dick wolf must be spinning in his grave pants: CAN WE USE AI TO GENERATE NEW BRISCOE/CURTIS EPISODES OF LAW & ORDER
deuce: I
deuce: I, UH
deuce: I WOULD LIKE THAT VERY MUCH |
#ai #chat-gpt #coy-pants #deucegrin #dick-wolf #law-and-order #mousehole #sfw #wholesome #woodring-room-background |
||
8,717 | 1/29/2023 | a real human being pants: IS IT WRONG TO BEAT OFF WHILE WATCHING NICOLAS WINDING REFN'S <I>DRIVE</I> HE SAID HTML-LY
pants: HMM
pants: NO OF COURSE NOT OF COURSE IT ISN'T HUFF HUFF HUFF HLAGUHLAGLAG |
#beating-off #college #film #gunmetal-background #html #pants-solo |
||
8,718 | 1/30/2023 | deuce's lovense deuce: T SPIGOT MY LOVENSE IS WAITING, WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG ON YOUR END
spigot: T DEUCE I THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW ON THE HIGHWAY
spigot: IT SHOULD FEEL LIKE CARS ARE RUNNING OVER YOUR PENIS |
#deuce-spigot #eggshell-background #somber-deuce |
||
8,719 | 1/31/2023 | desert island dongs pants: WHO WANTS A ROASTED SUCCULENT THAT I'M SURE IS NOT POISONOUS
pants: I CALL THIS A WOOD-FIRED SUCCULENT WITH SAND |
#cooking #custom-background #deuce-pants-spigot |
||
8,720 | 2/1/2023 | jeffery!!!! i hate you jeffery!!!!!! pants: T SPIGOT SPOILER ALERT FOR DAHMER ON NETFLIX:
pants: (GAY THEMES) |
#gay #netflix #no-title-card #pants-spigot #swamp-background #weird-pants-face |
||
8,721 | 2/2/2023 | asleep in my lap pants: I CAN'T GET UP, MY BONER FELL ASLEEP IN MY LAP
pants: LOOK HOW COZY IT IS |
#boner #coy-pants #no-title-card #pants-solo #wholesome #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,722 | 2/3/2023 | use a deep voice pants: ANYWAY: TALK ME OFF
pants: MAYBE USE A DEEP VOICE
pants: LIKE ONE OF THEM OAK RIDGE BOYS |
#deuce-pants #talk-me-off #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
||
8,723 | 2/4/2023 | future shock spigot: ONE DAY COMPUTERS MIGHT FIT UP MY REAR END |
#anal-insertion #computers #futurism #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
||
8,724 | 2/5/2023 | splash mountain pants: SPLASH MOUNTAIN WILL BECOME DEUCE'S SHITS, BASED ON THE ANIMATED FILM “THE PRINCESS AND THE HOLLOW LOG STUFFED WITH POO BECAUSE THERE WAS NO WHERE ELSE TO PUT IT,” WHICH FEATURED THE COMPANY'S FIRST BLACK PRINCESS.
spigot: E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORIES GOES BEHIND THE LOG
pants: SPOILER: MORE POO |
#brown-background #coy-pants #deuce-likes-black-chicks #deuces-shits #disney #disneyland #hollow-log #hollywood #log #pants-spigot #poo #splash-mountain #spoilers |
||
8,725 | 2/6/2023 | leaves of three pants: LEAVES OF THREE / SUCK A DICK
pants: LEAVES OF FOUR / SUCK A DIFFERENT DICK |
#botany #coy-pants #dicklicking #green-background #pants-solo #rhyming |
||
8,726 | 2/7/2023 | a word spigot: PLEASE ENJOY MY PENIS RESPONSIBLY |
#advertising #mountain-background #penis #penis-of-spigot #psa #series #spigot-solo |
||
8,727 | 2/8/2023 | 90 days free spigot: TRY MY PENIS FOR 90 DAYS FREE
pants: DO I NEED A CREDIT CARD
spigot: N0 G1MM1CKS
pants: WILL YOU TAKE DISCOVER |
#advertising #discover #penis #penis-of-spigot #series #urinal-background |
||
8,728 | 2/9/2023 | and i said nothing pants: SLAP WHAP
pants: AND THEN, WHEN I WAS FIVE
pants: NOW IT SAYS HERE YOU'RE A 2,000 YEAR OLD MAN IS THAT RIGHT
spigot: FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE USELESS SACKS OF SHIT AND I SAID NOTHING
pants: DO YOU HAVE JASON BOURNE IN CUSTODY |
#balls #bored-pants #coy-pants #feet-above-floor #funloving-nonsense #jason-bourne #martin-niemoller #mel-brooks #nazi #pants-spigot #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,729 | 2/10/2023 | warning deuce: ANY ONE URINATING IN THIS AREA WILL BE DISCHARGED
effigy: TURN YOUR KEY, SIR |
#deuce-effigy #red-background #urine #wargames |
||
8,730 | 2/11/2023 | lossy |
#atandt-deuce-pants-spigot #ctrl-alt-del #eggshell-background #loss #no-dialog #sfw #webcomic |
||
8,731 | 2/12/2023 | groundhog day spigot: EVERY TIME I WATCH GROUNDHOG DAY IT'S THE SAME STUPID MOVIE
spigot: DID THE PUNXSUTAWNEY PHAG COME OUT OF HIS CLOSET AND SEE A PENIS
spigot: SIX MORE MONTHS OF PENISES |
#bark #brown-background #closet #fag #film #groundhog-day #holiday #penis #punxsutawney #spigot-solo |
||
8,732 | 2/13/2023 | horny on main() deuce: IF PYTHON WERE A WOMAN, I WOULD FUCK IT
deuce: AND
deuce: IF PYTHON WERE A MAN, I WOULD STILL FUCK IT |
#bisexual #deuce-solo #fucking #programming #python #sex #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,733 | 2/14/2023 | on second thought pants: DROWN ME IN THE DROWNING BUCKET
deuce: BEATIFY ME
deuce: ON SECOND THOUGHT NOW THAT I'VE LOOKED THAT WORD UP NEVER MIND |
#definitions #deuce-pants #drowning-bucket #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,734 | 2/15/2023 | null set spigot: SHOUTOUT TO EVERYONE HOLDING MY PENIS RIGHT NOW
deuce: NULL SET
spigot: I'M HOLDING IT FOR A FRIEND |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #masturbation #null #penis-of-spigot #urinal-background |
||
8,735 | 2/16/2023 | any last words pants: UP AGAINST THE WALL
pants: YOU AND YOU AND YOU
pants: NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE, SMOKING IS A DIRTY HABIT
pants: READY
pants: AIM
pants: WHAT IS IT NOW |
#bored-pants #coy-pants #firing-squad #huffy-pants #pants-solo #sage-background #sfw #smoking #weird-pants-face |
||
8,736 | 2/17/2023 | hr lady spigot: ZOOMING IN TO SHOW THE HR LADY WHERE IT SAYS SFW AND RESTING MY CASE WITH A SELF-SATISTFIED "EXCLAMATION POINT" |
#hr #no-title-card #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #typo #woodring-den-background |
||
8,737 | 2/18/2023 | easter spigot: RUNNING DOWN THE STREET
spigot: URGENTLY POUNDING ON DOORS
spigot: RINGING BUZZERS
spigot: * * * * * * * * TWIX MAKES EGG-SHAPED TWIX FOR EASTER * * * * * * * *
spigot: * * * * * * * * * * THEY HAVE LARGER OVAL SHAPES * * * * * * * * * *
spigot: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * THE COOKIE CRUNCH IS MADE OUT OF SHORTBREAD * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * |
#announcement #bored-pants #candy #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #easter #no-title-card #sfw #shortbread #twix #woodring-field-background |
||
8,738 | 2/19/2023 | friendly bump spigot: DO WE HAVE A GO-TO-MARKET STRATEGY FOR MY PENIS
deuce: CONVERSATION COMPLETE. NO MORE COMMUNICATION WITH ME NEEDED
deuce: EVER
spigot: FRIENDLY BUMP
deuce: PERFECT 440 HZ SINE WAVE
spigot: FRIENDLY SQUIRT
deuce: COSMIC BACKGROUND HUM |
#cosmic-microwave-background #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #marketing #mountain-background #penis-of-spigot #somber-deuce #squirt |
||
8,739 | 2/20/2023 | everybody be cool spigot: IF RUSSIA GETS UKRAINE AND CHINA GETS TAIWAN WHAT DO I GET #AIDS #COMCAST #XFINITY
:everybody: FOOTSTEPS, TWIG BREAKS
pants: EVERYBODY BE COOL HERE COMES THE PARK RANGER REMEMBER YOU'RE JUST PISSING OR SHITTING OR WASHING YOUR HANDS OR WHATEVER GOES ON AT THE OPERA |
#aids #caption #china #comcast #coy-pants #current-events #deuce-pants-spigot #huffy-pants #opera #pissing #ranger #russia #sfx #shit #somber-deuce #taiwan #ukraine #urinal-background #xfinity |
||
8,740 | 2/21/2023 | ladybug pants: LADYBUG LADYBUG LICK ON A DICK |
#dicklicking #ladybugs #no-title-card #nursery-rhyme #pants-solo #red-background #single-panel |
||
8,741 | 2/22/2023 | shower pants: YOU ALWAYS FEEL GOOD AFTER TAKING A SHOWER, WHY DON'T YOU DO IT MORE OFTEN
deuce: I'M TOO LAZY TO EVEN ANSWER THAT QUESTION |
#cornflower-background #deuce-pants #hygiene #no-title-card #sfw #single-panel |
||
8,742 | 2/23/2023 | dildo factory pants: HERE WE GO! MEN INTO POSITION QUICKLY! BGALGHLBAGHLAG
pants: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STAND BACK
pants: AH-OO-GAH THIS PROCESS IS COMPLETELY SAFE DON'T WORRY
pants: *GONG* *GONG* *GONG* EVERYTHING IS PROBABLY FINE
pants: *PONK* JUST A ROUTINE TURBINE TRIP
pants: *PONK* HOWEVER *PONK*
pants: YOU MAY WANT TO CONSIDER *PONK*
pants: A GRADUAL EVACUATION OF THE FACTORY FLOOR
pants: ALL DONE. GARDYLOO! |
#bored-pants #coy-pants #dildo #dildo-polishing-academy #dj-rapekit #funloving-nonsense #huffy-pants #klaxon #no-title-card #onomatopoeia #osha #pants-solo #ponk #sfw #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,743 | 2/24/2023 | http error 576 deuce: HTTP ERROR 576: INCAPABLE OF LOVE |
#deuce-solo #error #gunmetal-background #http #no-title-card #poor-deuce #sad-deuce #sfw #single-panel |
||
8,744 | 2/25/2023 | waiting to talk pants: T DEUCE WILL SIR BE PAYING $100/MO TO (BROW FURROW) TWEET YOUR SHITS
deuce: I'D PAY $100/MO BUT THAT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT'S ENOUGH
pants: PAPA I NEED FARTS
deuce: I CALL IT THE _FEDIVERSE_ BECAUSE I POUND DOWN COCKS LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW
pants: SAME, SAME
spigot: I TOLD HER THE ONLY FLOPPIES I'LL COPY ARE THESE AND THEN YANKED HER TITS UP AND DOWN |
#aqua-background #coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #deuces-shits #dont-copy-that-floppy #drunk-deuce #farts #fediverse #laughing-deuce #mastodon #no-title-card #tits |
||
8,745 | 2/26/2023 | groggy and confused deuce: WELP I TOOK A NAP AND NOW I'M GROGGY AND CONFUSED
pants: BREAK ME DOWN
deuce: LIKE SOME EMPTY BOXES
pants: OR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: ACTUALLY YEAH, THAT
pants: NUTBUSTERS, HO! |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fat-pants-blocking-the-mousehole #naps #no-title-card #nutbusters #recycling #thundercats #woodring-room-background |
||
8,746 | 2/27/2023 | like a big donut pants: DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION I ATTEMPT TO BLOW MYSELF AND END UP ROLLING DOWNHILL |
#autofellatio #no-title-card #pants-solo #physical-comedy #single-panel #woodring-field-background |
||
8,747 | 2/28/2023 | short for professional pants: WHAT KIND OF MAN BARFS ON HIS OWN COCK
deuce: A REAL PRO |
#autofellatio #barf #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #no-title-card #professionalism #roman-shower #single-panel #vomit #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,748 | 3/1/2023 | seventy-six spigot: I'LL SEE YOUR 76 FAT PRICKS IN THE BIG PARADE AND RAISE YOU 110 BIG FAT DONGS CLOSE AT HAND |
#76-trombones #dongs #meredith-willson #mountain-background #no-title-card #pricks #single-panel #spigot-solo #the-music-man |
||
8,749 | 3/2/2023 | lionel ritchie's dick effigy: WELL JUST SIT BACK, PUT ON A COMMODORES RECORD AND DREAM OF HOW YOU SAW LIONEL RITCHIE'S DICK IN THE DRESSING ROOM THAT ONE TIME.....
deuce: AHEM IT WAS PANTS' PENIS IN THE BATHROOM
effigy: OH, THEN PUT ON EARTH, WIND, AND FIRE |
#coy-pants #deuce-effigy-pants #drunk-deuce #earth-wind-and-fire #mountain-background #somber-deuce |
||
8,750 | 3/3/2023 | first time, long time spigot: FIRST TIME CALLER, LONG TIME DICKLICKER |
#dicklicking #mousehole #no-title-card #radio #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
||
8,751 | 3/4/2023 | the business of dick deuce: MARRY ME
pants: WELL I WOULD LIKE TO BUT I AM UNDER THE WEATHER
deuce: ARE YOU NOW
pants: NO
pants: I LIED TO GET OUT OF MARRIAGE |
#a-love-story #bored-pants #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gay-marriage #no-title-card #sfw #somber-deuce #woodring-field-background |
||
8,752 | 3/5/2023 | bonequest cares deuce: LET US KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO TO HELP
pants: OR MAKE THINGS WORSE |
#deuce-pants #help #no-title-card #sfw #single-panel #somber-deuce #urinal-background |
||
8,753 | 3/6/2023 | ball-squeezing sexual sadists pants: BALL-SQUEEZING SEXUAL SADISTS
effigy: OH, YA
pants: I'LL BE SURE TO READ YOUR BLOG EVERY DAY
effigy: THERE IS NO BLOG IN MY CONTRACT |
#balls #blog #contract #effigy-pants #mousehole #no-title-card #oh-ya #woodring-room-background |
||
8,754 | 3/7/2023 | 101 dicks spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO SUCK 101 DICKS AND MAKE A COAT OF SQUIRT
deuce: I AM 100% BEHIND YOU IN THIS ENDEAVOR
deuce: AND I'M NOT KIDDING ABOUT THE BEHIND PART
net: I CAN DONATE SQUIRT
deuce: WHAT WE NEED IS YOUR FUR
net: I HAVE IT SEPARATED INTO JARS OF WHITE SQUIRT AND BLACK SQUIRT
net: SO IT'S EASIER TO MAKE SPOTS
deuce: OKAY THAT'S NOT RIGHT
pants: I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP SHOVELING TANBARK IN THIS A.M. |
#101-dalmatians #anal #black-background #cocksucking #deuce-net-pants-spigot #disney #drunk-deuce #funloving-nonsense #landscaping #somber-deuce #squirt #tanbark |
||
8,755 | 3/8/2023 | hang over deuce: I HAVE A HANGOVER
deuce: I WONDER WHY |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #gunmetal-background #hangover #mystery #sfw #somber-deuce |
||
8,756 | 3/9/2023 | over ton deuce: LOL @ CONVENTIONAL WISDOM
pants: YOUR SO-CALLED SKY GOD
deuce: HANGING MY BOTTOM OUT OF THE OVERTON WINDOW AND POOPING
pants: T DEUCE POOP QUICK BECAUSE THAT WINDOW IS SLIDING
deuce: I DON'T GET IT
deuce: AND SCENE |
#atheism #bored-pants #conventional-wisdom #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #grey-background #huffy-pants #kerfuffle #lol #politics #poop #somber-deuce #weird-pants-face |
||
8,757 | 3/10/2023 | more dick dick: I WAS HERE FOR A FEW MINUTES
spigot: T DICK LOVE U
deuce: WE NEED MORE DICK
deuce: WAIT
deuce: OKAY THAT TOO
pants: THE REQUEST STANDS |
#a-love-story #deuce-dick-pants-spigot #dicks #drunk-deuce #friends #friendship #ghetto-u #mousehole #no-title-card #woodring-room-background |
||
8,758 | 3/11/2023 | byte order mark deuce: I'M A BYTE ORDER MARK
deuce: USE ME WISELY |
#black-background #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #multiple-backgrounds #no-title-card #programming #sfw #starbucks-background |
||
8,759 | 3/12/2023 | get out spigot: VERY QUIETLY, VERY SLOWLY, VERY EVENLY: GET OUT OF MY DATACENTER |
#blue-background #datacenter #deuce-spigot #sfw #somber-deuce |
||
8,760 | 3/13/2023 | the chair recognizes spigot: CHAIR RECOGNIZES THE GENTLEMAN ABOUT TO BUST A NUT |
#deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #ejaculation #no-title-card #roberts-rules-of-order #single-panel #spurt #woodring-field-background |
||
8,761 | 3/14/2023 | sex pest pants: HEY EVERYBODY LOOK WHAT'S IN MY TROUSERS:
pants: A TORRENTIAL ATMOSPHERIC RIVER AND FUNNEL DRENCHING RAINS
pants: IT'S STUCK YOU JUST HAVE TO TUG IT
pants: CONTINUE TO TUG
pants: DON'T STOP
spigot: I'M ON A CALL |
#blue-background #current-events #huffy-pants #no-title-card #pants-spigot #weather |
||
8,762 | 3/15/2023 | the green green garden hose pants: FORCE ME TO WAKE UP
pants: GET THE HOSE
deuce: YOU KNOW A HOSE IS NOT THE SOLUTION TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #green-garden-hose #hose #physical-comedy #sfw #somber-deuce #starbucks-background |
||
8,763 | 3/16/2023 | nff pants: HOW DID YOU GUYS DO DURING NO-FART FEBRUARY
deuce: I GAVE IT UP FOR LENT |
#deuce-pants #farts #lent #no-fart-february #no-title-card #sfw #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,764 | 3/17/2023 | born again deuce: I'M A PROLAPSED CATHOLIC |
#anal #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #gunmetal-background #no-title-card #prolapse #rectum #religion #single-panel |
||
8,765 | 3/18/2023 | bending over picking up spigot: I CAN'T BE BENDING OVER PICKING UP EVERY CORN DOG I DROP
spigot: DID YOU KNOW CORN DOG WAS TWO WORDS
spigot: (I DID) |
#corn-dog #corndog-background #knowledge #no-title-card #sfw #spigot-solo |
||
8,766 | 3/19/2023 | no better time deuce: WANNA FUK
pants: KIIIINDA
deuce: ALL RIGHT THEN FILL OUT THIS FORM IN TRIPLICATE AND WAIT 3-6 WEEKS
pants: THERE'S NO BETTER TIME TO GET THIS PROCESS STARTED THAN RIGHT NOW |
#a-love-story #bureaucracy #coy-pants #deuce-pants #fuk #sex #somber-deuce #starbucks-background #wanna-fuck |
||
8,767 | 3/20/2023 | peak piss deuce: OUR CIVILIZATION HAS REACHED PEAK PISS
pants: GO ON
deuce: WHOOPS NOPE A LITTLE MORE JUST DRIBBLED OUT
pants: ARE WE GOOD HERE THEN |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #gay #mens-health #no-title-card #peak-oil #pee #piss #prostate-health #somber-deuce #tinkle #urine #yellow-background |
||
8,768 | 3/21/2023 | have you noticed spigot: HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT NOTHING IS EVER RIGHT |
#despair #futility #iris-was-here #lies #no-title-card #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #wisdom #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,769 | 3/22/2023 | javascript question spigot: JAVASCRIPT QUESTION:
spigot: HOW DO YOU COUNT THE DICKS IN MY MOUTH |
#coy-pants #dicks #javascript #mountain-background #mouth #pants-spigot #programming |
||
8,770 | 3/23/2023 | be mindful of me pants: I'M A FARTBAG ON THE LOOSE
pants: BE MINDFUL OF ME
spigot: REDDIT POST PROVES NEW SAMSUNG PHONE IS A PHONE MADE BY SAMSUNG
pants: THE UNIVERSITY OF COCKSUCKING, MINNESOTA
deuce: IT'S STATE-RUN BUT IT'S PRETTY GOOD |
#cocksucking #college #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #farts #key-lime-background #weird-pants-face |
||
8,771 | 3/24/2023 | dongs out spigot: DONGS OUT: A BONEQUEST MYSTERY |
#awards-eligible #dongs #knives-out #mystery #netflix #no-title-card #red-background #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo |
||
8,772 | 3/25/2023 | datacenter problems spigot: THIS DATACENTER NEEDS AN INTIMACY COORDINATOR
deuce: IT DEFINITELY DOESN'T NEED MORE COCKSUCKING |
#cocksucking #datacenter #datacenter-background #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #gay #somber-deuce |
||
8,773 | 3/26/2023 | the whole scene deuce: THE LATEST RELEASE OF THE TWITTER FILES: DEUCE'S SHITS
spigot: THEY CUT THE WHOLE SCENE WHERE DATA HELPS STEPHEN HAWKING EMPTY HIS DIARRHEA BUCKET |
#data #deuce-spigot #deuces-shits #diarrhea #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #mountain-background #star-trek #stephen-hawking |
||
8,774 | 3/27/2023 | need know info deuce: UNABLE TO MAKE PAYROLL DUE TO SVB FAILURE
pants: BEEP
pants: BEEP
pants: BEEP
pants: IS THAT THE GAY ALARM OR THE LOW BATTERY ALARM FOR THE GAY ALARM
pants: :ROTATING_LIGHT::ROTATING_LIGHT::ROTATING_LIGHT::ROTATING_LIGHT::ROTATING_LIGHT::ROTATING_LIGHT: NEED KNOW INFO :ROTATING_LIGHT::ROTATING_LIGHT::ROTATING_LIGHT::ROTATING_LIGHT::ROTATING_LIGHT::ROTATING_LIGHT: |
#beep #cool #current-events #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #emoji #gay #gay-alarm #mountain-background #no-title-card #payroll #silicon-valley-bank |
||
8,775 | 3/28/2023 | your services are no longer needed deuce: :NOTES: JERK IT REAL GOOD
pants: I WILL NOT
deuce: THEN YOUR SERVICES ARE NO LONGER NEEDED (YOUR JERKING SERVICES) |
#deuce-pants #emoji #fired #jerking #salt-n-pepa #singing #somber-deuce #woodring-room-background |
||
8,776 | 3/29/2023 | live blog deuce: FOLKS I'M TRYING A SMOKED GOUDA TRISCUIT FOR THE FIRST TIME (STARTING MY LIVE BLOG)
deuce: CRONCH CRONCH CRONCH
deuce: NOT BAD (STOPPING LIVE BLOG) |
#blog #corndog-background #cronch #deuce-solo #sfw #somber-deuce #triscuits |
||
8,777 | 3/30/2023 | the pope pants: WHERE DO YOU STAND ON THE POPE
spigot: HIS WINDPIPE
pants: POPE HOSPITALIZED
pants: DIFFICULTY BREATHING
spigot: I CALL IT HIS WINDPOPE |
#choking #current-events #health #mountain-background #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #pope #pope-francis #sfw |
||
8,778 | 3/31/2023 | holiday inn express pants: CHOP OFF MY DICK AND CHUCK IT OUT THE HOTEL WINDOW |
#dick #genital-mutilation #mousehole #no-title-card #pants-solo #penile-defenestration #physical-comedy #single-panel #woodring-room-background |
||
8,779 | 4/1/2023 | captain's log supplemental spigot: CAPTAIN'S LOG SUPPLEMENTAL: I LICK DICK |
#captains-log #dicklicking #mars-background #no-title-card #single-panel #spigot-solo #star-trek |
||
8,780 | 4/2/2023 | vp spigot: HOW MANY MORE TIMES IN LIFE DO I HAVE TO SEE THE WORD VANDERPUMP |
#bravo #gay #no-title-card #reality-television #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #static-background #vanderpump #vanderpump-rules |
||
8,781 | 4/3/2023 | 3 cadbury creme eggs spigot: I CAN FIT 3 CADBURY CREME EGGS IN MY MOUTH
deuce: BANNED |
#banned #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #easter #laser-lemon-background #sfw |
||
8,782 | 4/4/2023 | queer college pants: TAKING CLASSES AT THE LOCAL QUEER COLLEGE
deuce: ON WHAT SUBJECT PRAY TELL
pants: SPREADSHEETS, MICROSOFT WORD |
#college #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #education #excel #gay #microsoft #queer #woodring-stairs-background #word |
||
8,783 | 4/5/2023 | would you tho spigot: WOULD YOU LICK DICK FOR A CHANCE TO WIN THE ULTIMATE GAMING PC |
#computer #dicklicking #gaming #mousehole #no-title-card #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
||
8,784 | 4/6/2023 | yell at my cock pants: MAKE ME WAKE UP
pants: YELL AT ME
pants: YELL AT MY COCK
pants: TELL MY COCK IT IS PRETTY BUT YELLING
pants: CHOKE ME
pants: CONFIRM THAT I WISH TO SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR MAILING LIST
pants: THEN TAKE 6-8 WEEKS TO PROCESS MY UNSUBSCRIBE REQUEST
pants: ALL THE TIME YELLING AT MY COCK
pants: MAINTENANCE MODE
pants: SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE
pants: OUR WEBSITE IS CURRENTLY UNDERGOING SCHEDULED MAINTENANCE
pants: THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING
spigot: I'M AT DEFCON SQUIRT |
#defcon #mailing-list #mountain-background #pants-spigot #squirt #weird-pants-face |
||
8,785 | 4/7/2023 | and now pants: AND NOW TO PUNCH MYSELF IN THE COCK AND STUFF MYSELF IN THE DUMBWAITER |
#dumbwaiter #no-title-card #pants-solo #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,786 | 4/8/2023 | and so it goes pants: HLAGHUALGHLAGAGAG
pants: ROLLING UP MY SLEEVES, TAKING THEM ON TEN AT A TIME
pants: GHLAGHULAGHLAHGLUAG |
#cocksucking-noises #huffy-pants #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,787 | 4/9/2023 | sister ship deuce: T PANTS THE _ENTERPRISE_ JUST WATCHED HER SISTER SHIP _YAMATO_ EXPLODE
pants: T DEUCE ACTIVATE PHOTON TORPEDOES
spigot: DO YOU DARE ME TO CRANK CALL THE NEUTRAL ZONE |
#black-background #bored-pants #colored-text #contagion #crank-call #dare #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #enterprise #neutral-zone #s02e11 #sfw #star-blazers #star-trek #yamato |
||
8,788 | 4/10/2023 | captain spigot: CAPTAIN. IT APPEARS TO BE A TWENTIETH CENTURY EARTH PENIS |
#no-title-card #penis #single-panel #spigot-solo #star-trek #woodring-den-background |
||
8,789 | 4/11/2023 | a.i. spigot: EVERYTHING IS AI NOW
deuce: AND STUPID
deuce: WELL ADMITTEDLY IT WAS ALWAYS STUPID
spigot: I SHOULD NEVER HAVE MADE BROWSERS |
#ai #blue-background #browser #deuce-spigot #mozilla #progress #regret #sfw #stupid #web |
||
8,790 | 4/12/2023 | a perfect day pants: I DON'T CARE TO CLICK ON THINGS
pants: THEY CAN CHECK IN WITH ME IF THEY WANT SOMETHING |
#anti-click #gunmetal-background #no-title-card #pants-solo #sfw |
||
8,791 | 4/13/2023 | no pressure spigot: LITERALLY JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING YOU COULD DO ALL OVER MY FACE |
#facial #mountain-background #no-title-card #single-panel #spigot-solo |
||
8,792 | 4/14/2023 | constructive criticism deuce: CAN I GIVE YOU A LITTLE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM
pants: SURE
deuce: SUCK A COCK |
#cocksucking #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,793 | 4/15/2023 | nap time deuce: I JUST CHANGED MY BEDSHEETS!!!! TIME FOR A FUCKING NAP |
#deuce-solo #naps #no-title-card #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,794 | 4/16/2023 | pig think pants: :PIG2:
deuce: STOP
pants: NO
spigot: QUICK CALLOUT: AROUND THE CORNER FUDGE IS MADE
deuce: MY SPURT MISSED THE JIZZ NAPKIN |
#bored-pants #cipher #coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #emoji #fudge #jizz #milk-milk-lemonade #pig #protect-trans-kids #rot-13 #rot13 #spurt #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,795 | 4/17/2023 | champagne room deuce: SOME SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM
pants: EH I DON'T KNOW
deuce: SOME UNSPECIFIED AMOUNT
pants: I GUESS
deuce: MAYBE A LOT, MAYBE TOO LITTLE TO BE WORTH IT, WHO KNOWS
pants: FROM A SCALE OF 1 (DID NOT GET SEX) TO 5 (SEXY SEX) HOW WOULD YOU RATE THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM
deuce: I JUST SAID THE AMOUNT IS UNSPECIFIED SO I CAN'T ANSWER THAT QUESTION
deuce: WHY DON'T YOU PAY ATTENTION
pants: I'LL ASK AGAIN LATER
deuce: SLEEPY |
#bored-pants #champagne #champagne-background #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #funloving-nonsense #no-title-card #on-a-scale #sex #sex-club #sexy #sleep #weird-pants-face |
||
8,796 | 4/18/2023 | the worst possible thing deuce: :BRAIN: WHAT IS THE WORST POSSIBLE THING I COULD DO RIGHT NOW
pants: KICKING GRANDMA IN THE HEAD
pants: PULLING DOWN MY TROUSERS AND FIDDLING ABOUT
pants: TAKING A SHIT IN THE BATHTUB AND PRETENDING THE SHIT IS A BOAT
pants: SPRAYING URINE ON THE BANK TELLER
pants: SUCKING OFF THE MAILMAN EVEN THOUGH THERE ARE NO LETTERS FOR ME TODAY
pants: DRINKING TEQUILA AND UPDATING MY LINKEDIN PROFILE
pants: OFFSETTING MY CARBON FOOTPRINT BY FIRING A GUN INTO THE CEILING
deuce: BLOGGING ABOUT MIDDLE MANAGEMENT LIKE IT'S A THING TO BE PROUD OF |
#alcohol #blog #bored-pants #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drinking #drunk-deuce #family #gun #middle-management #no-title-card #rands-in-repose #rands-mentioned #shit #tequila #urine #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,797 | 4/19/2023 | code name deuce: MY CIA CODENAME WAS TUCKUS |
#cia #deuce-solo #no-title-card #single-panel #spycraft #tuchus #typo #woodring-stairs-background #yiddish |
||
8,798 | 4/20/2023 | ample parking pants: AMPLE PARKING IN THE REAR
spigot: A TWELVE-INCH SINGLE
deuce: WITH A B SIDE, IF YOU WILL |
#deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #grey-background #sfw #vinyl |
||
8,799 | 4/21/2023 | the five stages pants: LAG
pants: HAX
pants: BS
pants: GAY
pants: PISS
pants: THE 5 STAGES OF GRIEF |
#gaming #gay #grief #mountain-background #no-title-card #pants-solo #piss |
||
8,800 | 4/22/2023 | dedicated vicious elite stories spigot: CAN I OFFER YOU ANY SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES
spigot: THEY'RE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS |
#law-and-order #mousehole #no-title-card #prostitution #spigot-solo #svu #woodring-room-background |
||
8,801 | 4/23/2023 | grace fully pants: DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE (AND SUCK ALL THE DICKS DOWN THERE)
pants: WE'RE GOING TO AGE GRACEFULLY AREN'T WE
deuce: NOPE |
#a-love-story #aging #deuce-pants #dicksucking #drunk-deuce #friendship #maturity #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
||
8,802 | 4/24/2023 | the dicks got out of the garden pants: SO UH
pants: THE DICKS GOT OUT OF THE GARDEN AGAIN
deuce: CRAM THEM DOWN
pants: I TRIED THAT BUT THEY WON'T GO BACK IN WITHOUT A FIGHT AND I CAN'T FIND THE BROOM
deuce: IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO BECOME THE MAN YOU CAN BE |
#broom #cramming #deuce-pants #dick-fighting #dicks #drunk-deuce #mountain-background #somber-deuce |
||
8,803 | 4/25/2023 | a solved problem deuce: CAN THINGS JUST NOT BREAK PLEASE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE
pants: KEEPING A SERVICE HEALTHY IN 2023 IS A KNOWN THING?????? THIS SHOULD BE SOMETHING PEOPLE HAVE PRACTICE WITH????????? IT IS A SOLVED PROBLEM?????????
deuce: HUHHHH |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #minecraft-background #system-administration #uptime |
||
8,804 | 4/26/2023 | beep boop boop deuce: `RECOMPUTING COURSE`
deuce: `COURSE PLOTTED`
deuce: `HEADED DIRECTLY FOR PISS FOUNTAIN` |
#deuce-solo #gps #mountain-background #navigation #piss |
||
8,805 | 4/27/2023 | requires further research deuce: WHAT'S BROWN AND STICKY
pants: WHAT
deuce: UNKNOWN AT PRESENT, REQUIRES FURTHER RESEARCH
pants: WILL SCIENCE EVER LEARN
deuce: DO YOU THINK HISTORY WILL REMEMBER US AS HEROES OR AS VILLAINS
pants: WE SHALL BE REMEMBERED AS DELICIOUS SANDWICHES |
#a-stick #deuce-pants #hero #joke #legacy #posterity #sandwich #sfw #somber-deuce #villainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,806 | 4/28/2023 | officially deuce: MY CROTCHABLE AREA IS OFFICIALLY A HOOTENANNY |
#crotch #deuce-solo #lime-background #no-title-card #single-panel #transgender |
||
8,807 | 4/29/2023 | rubber dildo debugging pants: HAVE YOU INSTALLED YOUR DEBUG NUB
spigot: CONFIRMING YOU INSTALLED THE DEBUG NUB
pants: ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT EMBARRASSED BY THE DEBUG NUB
pants: THERE'S FRIENDS AND FUN AND FOOD AT THE DEBUG NUB |
#bored-pants #debug #debug-nub #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #friends #fun #gay #mountain-background #no-title-card #nub #programming #sfw |
||
8,808 | 4/30/2023 | ironside spigot: CALLING A DETECTIVE 'IRONSIDE' BECAUSE HE'S IN A WHEELCHAIR IS LIKE CALLING ME PENIS PUMP
spigot: MAYBE INSTEAD OF A WHEELCHAIR THE GUY HAS A PENIS PUMP AND HE GETS TO SQUEEZE IT ALL DAY IN COURTS OF LAW
spigot: DURING CROSS-EXAMINATION WE CUT TO THE JURY BUT WE CAN STILL HEAR SQUEAKS AND PUMPS AND VARIOUS RELEASES OF AIR PRESSURE
spigot: THERE'S A GODDAMN WRITERS STRIKE |
#court #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #ironside #law #lawyer #me-tv #mountain-background #no-title-card #penis-pump #raymond-burr #television #wheelchair |
||
8,809 | 5/1/2023 | at the beach pants: GETTING WAY TOO OLD TO BE HOLDING IN MY URINE WHEN LADIES WALK BY
spigot: :NOTES: DICKRICKER :NOTES: :NOTES: DICKRICKER :NOTES: :NOTES: RICK ME A DICK :NOTES:
spigot: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: SUCK ME A PLICK / TODAY :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES:
spigot: SUCK ME A GODDAMN PLICK
pants: LAWYER |
#fiddler-on-the-roof #mountain-background #pants-spigot #singing #urine |
||
8,810 | 5/2/2023 | the elite deuce: I'M STANDING UP AN ELITE PARAMILITARY ORGANIZATION CALLED THE CASSINI DIVISION
pants: JUST PRESS DEBIT OR CREDIT |
#astronomy #banking #cassini-division #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #ken-macleod #military #retail #saturn #science #science-fiction #sfw #single-panel #static-background #typo |
||
8,811 | 5/3/2023 | careful reflection deuce: ON CAREFUL REFLECTION, CONSULTATION WITH MY ADVISORS, AND DEEP DISCUSSIONS WITH MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS, I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED FEDERATION OF PLANETS |
#deuce-solo #gunmetal-background #no-title-card #sfw #single-panel #star-trek |
||
8,812 | 5/4/2023 | nasa joke spigot: DO YOU KNOW WHAT NASA STANDS FOR ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
spigot: ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
spigot: NEED ANOTHER SEVEN PENISES IN MY MOUTH |
#acronym #minecraft-background #nasa #penis #spigot-solo |
||
8,813 | 5/5/2023 | countdown pants: IF WE'RE ALL SETTLED I CAN BEGIN THE CUM COUNTDOWN
pants: ** SPLORK ** |
#cum #pants-solo #premature-ejaculation #woodring-room-background |
||
8,814 | 5/6/2023 | work in progress spigot: KNOCK KNOCK
deuce: NO
spigot: SERIOUSLY KNOCK KNOCK
deuce: WHO'S THERE
spigot: WIP
deuce: WIP WHO
spigot: WIPING URINE DROPLETS OFF THE TOILET WITH MY SOCK
deuce: WHY WOULD YOU DO A WOMAN'S WORK
spigot: ** AND ** I WAS WEARING THE SOCK |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #knock-knock #mop #mountain-background #sock #toilet #toilet-antics #urine |
||
8,815 | 5/7/2023 | checklist culture pants: COCK, BARFED ON
deuce: PANTS, CROTCHLESS
pants: CHAPS, ASSLESS
deuce: NO THEY ARE VERY ASSFUL (THEY'RE WORKING AGAINST TYPE)
spigot: JESUS CHRIST I THOUGHT IT WAS THE COPS OR A SWAT TEAM BANGING ON OUR FRONT DOOR BUT IT WAS THE STOUFFER'S LASAGNA CUSTOMER SUCCESS SQUAD ASKING IF I NEEDED MORE PARMESAN
spigot: IT'LL BE HERE IN 4-6 WEEKS |
#ass #chaps #deuce-pants-spigot #food #huffy-pants #lasagna #no-title-card #parmesan #police #roman-shower #series #stouffers #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,816 | 5/8/2023 | retraction deuce: ON MAY 7, 2023 THIS PAPER INADVERTENTLY RAN A STRIP WHICH WAS DISRESPECTFUL TO STOUFFER'S LASAGNA.
deuce: BOTH STOUFFER'S AND ITS PARENT COMPANY NESTLE ARE GLOBALLY RESPECTED AND BELOVED BRANDS. YESTERDAY'S CONTENT WAS NEITHER AUTHORIZED NOR REVIEWED BY MANAGEMENT PRIOR TO PUBLICATION.
deuce: BONEQUEST REGRETS THE ERROR. |
#apologies #behind-the-scenes #black-background #deuce-solo #lasagna #nestle #no-title-card #series #somber-deuce |
||
8,817 | 5/9/2023 | gold toe spigot: ATTENTION ***LADIES***
spigot: YOU DON'T HAVE TO STUFF A SOCK IN YOUR BIKINI BOTTOM TO GET MY ATTENTION
spigot: AT LEAST PUT THE SOCK IN FRONT |
#no-title-card #sock #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,818 | 5/10/2023 | where time becomes a loop spigot: HERE'S MY BLACK MIRROR IDEA: WHAT IF COMPUTERS DID A THING
spigot: WHAT IF WE'RE ALL IN REALITY **AND** IN A DREAM BUT ALSO NOT REALLY
spigot: WHAT IF SOMETHING WAS *** DIFFERENT *** SOMEHOW
spigot: WHAT IF SOCIETY SUDDENLY BECAME SOME KIND OF A BIG SITUATION TYPE DEAL
pants: MY NUTS POUNDED INTO A FLAT CIRCLE |
#black-mirror #computer #deuce-pants-spigot #dream #drunk-deuce #genital-mutilation #gotham-background #nuts-of-pants #physical-comedy #somber-deuce |
||
8,819 | 5/11/2023 | warp speed, sir? spigot: ONSCREEN
pants: IT'S A BBC CAPTAIN
spigot: OFFSCREEN |
#bbc #coy-pants #mars-background #pants-spigot #sfw #star-trek |
||
8,820 | 5/12/2023 | what it is deuce: UM
deuce: ERR
deuce: THAT'S HAND SANITIZER NOT BONER LUBE
spigot: I KNOW WHAT IT IS AND IT BURNS |
#boner #burning #deuce-spigot #hand-sanitizer #lube #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,821 | 5/13/2023 | this is a story spigot: 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶 NOW THIS IS A STORY / ALL ABOUT HOW 🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵
spigot: 🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵 I SUCKED A FEW DICKS / IN THE STALL JUST NOW 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶
spigot: THE END
pants: WAIT I CAN BEATBOX |
#beatboxing #dicksucking #emoji #no-title-card #pants-spigot #rapping #stall #the-fresh-prince-of-bel-air #will-smith #woodring-den-background |
||
8,822 | 5/14/2023 | mother's day deuce: LET'S CELEBRATE MOTHER'S DAY BY CUTTING OUR DICKS OFF |
#deuce-solo #genital-mutilation #mothers-day #mountain-background #no-title-card #single-panel |
||
8,823 | 5/15/2023 | ham radio operators deuce: CALLING ALL HOMOS, CALLING ALL HOMOS
pants: GO AHEAD
deuce: JUST SAYING HI
pants: HEY |
#deuce-pants #gay #ham-radio #multiple-backgrounds #no-title-card #red-background #yellow-background |
||
8,824 | 5/16/2023 | mass spigot: JUST ADMIT MASS IS A VECTOR
deuce: IF YOU DEAL WITH OBSOLETE IDEAS LIKE RELATIVISTIC MASS IT KIND OF IS !!!!
spigot: MASS IS SHORT FOR MY ASS |
#ass #deuce-spigot #green-background #hippie-green-background #mass #physics #relativity #science #somber-deuce #vector |
||
8,825 | 5/17/2023 | pray for pants pants: OKAY I NEED EVERYBODY TO PRAY FOR ME
pants: IN 3
pants: 2
pants: 1
pants: PRAY FOR PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: THERE'S NO PARTICULAR REASON OR WANT I JUST LIKE TO BE IN GOD'S THOUGHTS
deuce: YOU'LL REGRET IT
pants: WILL I THO
deuce: WHAT DID I JUST SAY |
#countdown #deuce-pants #god #gunmetal-background #prayer #regret #sfw #weird-pants-face |
||
8,826 | 5/18/2023 | plotting spigot: PASSIONFRUIT LACROIX IS DELICIOUS
spigot: I LITERALLY DO NOT BELIEVE IT'S NOT FRUIT PUNCH
spigot: ARE YOU GUYS IN CHAT PLOTTING TO GET RID OF SPIGOT NEXT |
#betrayal #conspiracy #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #fruit-punch #lacroix #mountain-background #no-title-card #sfw #somber-deuce |
||
8,827 | 5/19/2023 | best practices, design guidelines spigot: COCKSUCKING BEST PRACTICES
spigot: COCKSUCKING DESIGN GUIDELINES
spigot: CLAIM YOUR COCKSUCKING WHITEPAPER |
#cocksucking #mousehole #spigot-solo #whitepaper #woodring-room-background |
||
8,828 | 5/20/2023 | eating grubs pants: EATING GRUBS FROM A FALLEN LOG |
#bugs #grubs #insect-eating #log #no-title-card #pants-solo #sfw #single-panel #woodring-field-background |
||
8,829 | 5/21/2023 | how do you say pants: DICKS
deuce: DICKS
pants: T SPIGOT NOW YOU SAY DICKS!!!
spigot: DICKS
deuce: NOW WE CAN ALL SHOOT UP A SCHOOL/ WORKPLACE/ CHURCH/ MALL |
#camouflage-background #church-shootings #coy-pants #crime #current-events #deja-vu #deuce-pants-spigot #dicks #drunk-deuce #school-shooting #shooting |
||
8,830 | 5/22/2023 | the role of an editor deuce: MARRIAGE IS EXCLUSIVELY A BOND BETWEEN A MAN AND A CHIPMUNK
deuce: PROOFREADING
deuce: YEP, THAT'S RIGHT, PRINT IT |
#animals #deuce-solo #gunmetal-background #marriage #sfw |
||
8,831 | 5/23/2023 | whatever will you do deuce: WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T LICK DICK IN THE TOILET
spigot: I SEE DO AND DON'T SEPARATED ONLY BY A COMMA IN THAT SENTENCE |
#deuce-spigot #dicklicking #no-title-card #punctuation #single-panel #toilet #urinal-background |
||
8,832 | 5/24/2023 | death first pants: AHEM
pants: WHERE'S THE PISS BUCKET
pants: OH GODDAMNIT GET YOUR FOOT OUT OF THERE
pants: STOP CLOMPING AROUND THE LIVING ROOM IN A COMICAL FASHION
deuce: NEVER
deuce: DEATH FIRST |
#bucket #coy-pants #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #no-title-card #physical-comedy #pink-background #piss #somber-deuce #weird-pants-face |
||
8,833 | 5/25/2023 | face it pants: I WOULD LIKE ONE (1) FART PLEASE
pants: NOT ASKING FOR A LOT HERE
spigot: I TRIED BUT COULDN'T
deuce: ZERO FARTS GIVEN
pants: OOF OW
deuce: LET'S FACE IT, IF YOU HAD A FART, YOU'D JUST WASTE IT
pants: YEAH |
#afraid-deuce #coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #fart #farts #huffy-pants #minecraft-background #somber-deuce #weird-pants-face |
||
8,834 | 5/26/2023 | infinite breadsticks pants: HEY GUYS WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GO TO BIGASSMESSAGE.COM/BEAC6
deuce: BIGASSMESSAGE.COM/AD1F2 |
#bigassmessage #deuce-pants #epilepsy-warning #multiple-backgrounds #no-title-card #olive-garden #url |
||
8,835 | 5/27/2023 | ian flaming spigot: I'M JAMES BOND AND I HAVE A LICENSE TO *****KILL*****
spigot: ALSO A LICENSE FOR MY TV SET |
#british #british-humour #flaming #ian-fleming #james-bond #license #minecraft-background #pun #sfw #spigot-solo #television |
||
8,836 | 5/28/2023 | west end girls pants: MY BUCKET LIST
pants: IN THAT I SHIT IN BUCKETS YES
pants: T DEUCE DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THE PET SHOP BOYS SONG "WEST END GIRLS"
deuce: NOPE
pants: BECAUSE I DO (ALL THE TIME)
pants: "WEST END GIRLS" IS RAP
pants: ANYWAY I'M A SEX OFFENDER |
#deuce-pants #huffy-pants #key-lime-background #pet-shop-boys #rap #sex-offender #somber-deuce #synthpop |
||
8,837 | 5/29/2023 | bandwidth intensive pants: WARNING: THIS TEST IS VERY BANDWIDTH INTENSIVE.
deuce: KYS
pants: FREEZE ME, DROP ME FROM A HEIGHT, PICK UP SOME OF THE SCATTERED CHUNKS, ADD A SMALL AMOUNT TO YOUR WHISKEY
pants: CHRIST M'LORD |
#alcohol #bandwidth #brown-background #christ #coy-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #kill-yourself #no-title-card #suicide #whiskey |
||
8,838 | 5/30/2023 | some pulp spigot: DRY CLEANER COULDN'T GET AN EGREGIOUS COFFEE STAIN OUT A TOP-TIER SHIRT, GONNA MAKE CARMELLA BUY IT AGAIN
spigot: I SAID NO PULP, THIS SAYS SOME PULP
spigot: WHEN I GET MY 100TH ROBERT GRAHAM I'M COMMISSIONING A HAM RADIO SHIRT WITH ALL KINDS OF OLD MODEL RADIOS AND FANCY ANTENNA SYSTEMS AND YES: A UTILITY POCKET |
#brown-background #coffee #fashion #ham-radio #nerd #orange-juice #robert-graham #shirt #spigot-solo #the-sopranos |
||
8,839 | 5/31/2023 | swan song pants: IS THIS ALL THERE IS
deuce: YES; THE FINALE IS THAT WORMS EAT US |
#deuce-pants #existential #green-background #no-title-card #sfw #single-panel |
||
8,840 | 6/1/2023 | may i spigot: MAY I STORE SOME PISS BOTTLES AT YOUR HOUSE
pants: I HAVE THE SPURTS, THE SCOOTS, THE SQUIRTS
pants: AND
pants: THE FARTS |
#custom-background #farts #no-title-card #pants-spigot #piss #yellow-background |
||
8,841 | 6/2/2023 | the rule pants: THE RULE IS NOW THIS:
pants: DON'T LET ME NEAR THINGS
pants: I WILL BREAK THEM, EAT THEM, STEAL THEM, FUCK THEM OR PUT THEM UP ME |
#anal-insertion #mountain-background #pants-solo |
||
8,842 | 6/3/2023 | redemptive arc spigot: PLEASE ENJOY THIS REDEMPTIVE ARC (OF URINE)
spigot: PLUH PTHT :ZAP: BZZT DOWNTIME |
#downtime #emoji #mountain-background #no-title-card #physical-comedy #spigot-solo #urine |
||
8,843 | 6/4/2023 | #wieners deuce: MY BALLS ARE NONJUSTICIABLE
pants: MY FACE IS UNBEATOFFABLE
deuce: I LOVE THAT BEYONCE SONG
pants: HASHTAG WIENERS |
#beating-off #beyonce #green-background #hashtag #music #no-title-card #starbucks-background #wiener |
||
8,844 | 6/5/2023 | don't talk to the police spigot: AM I BEING DETAINED
spigot: AM I FREE TO GO
spigot: DID I FAIL THE POLYGRAPH
spigot: ARE YOU SEIZING MY VEHICLE
spigot: YES I WOULD LIKE TO POLL THE JURY
spigot: BEFORE MY LETHAL INJECTION I'D LIKE ALL YOUR NAMES AND BADGE NUMBERS |
#acab #current-events #mountain-background #no-title-card #physical-comedy #police #politics #sfw #spigot-solo |
||
8,845 | 6/6/2023 | actually totally an animal pants: MAYBE INSTEAD OF APRIL FOOL'S DAY WE CAN CELEBRATE APRIL POOLS DAY WHERE WE GET A KIDDY POOL AND SPLASH PISS AT EACH OTHER
pants: WITH A TARP DOWN OF COURSE I'M NOT AN ANIMAL |
#alt-text #blue-background #coy-pants #holiday #no-title-card #pants-solo #pee #piss #piss-tarp #tinkle #urine #watersports |
||
8,846 | 6/7/2023 | garbage night spigot: WHY HASN'T ANYBODY NOTICED NOBODY PAYS ATTENTION TO ANYONE ANYMORE
deuce: YES DEAR I'LL TAKE OUT THE TRASH AFTER THIS GAME IS OVER
spigot: DESTINATION: DONGS
pants: CHRIST IS LORD
pants: GET IT ON
pants: TALK ME DOWN, TALK ME OFF
spigot: I NEED MORE TO GO ON THAN JUST YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH |
#christ-is-lord #deja-vu #desaturated-lime-green-background #deuce-pants-spigot #dicksucking #dongs #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants |
||
8,847 | 6/8/2023 | jelly beans pants: LET'S INVENT MINECRAFT AND THEN EAT JELLYBEANS UNTIL WE ARE SICK |
#candy #food #jellybeans #minecraft #minecraft-background #no-title-card #notch #pants-solo #sfw |
||
8,848 | 6/9/2023 | cloudy pants: BUT ALSO THE PISS IS NOT CLEAR (CLOUDY)
deuce: IT'S ALSO KIND OF DARK ORANGE
deuce: IT'S TRANSLUCENT AT LEAST
pants: WE SHOULD SEE SOMEBODY ABOUT THAT
pants: A PROFESSIONAL THIS TIME
pants: NOT THE GUY WHO WAS HANGING AROUND THE REDBOX MACHINE AT SAFEWAY
deuce: BUT HE SEEMED NICE
deuce: ALSO A LITTLE HOMELESS
pants: A GOOD PISS DOCTOR IS HARD TO FIND |
#canada-fire #coy-pants #current-events #dark-orange-background #deuce-pants #doctor #drunk-deuce #homeless #homelessness #huffy-pants #medicine #orange-background #piss #piss-doctor #redbox #safeway #somber-deuce #urologist #urology #weird-pants-face |
||
8,849 | 6/10/2023 | you win this round deuce: DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
pants: YOU DUMPY BROAD
deuce: SPEAK ENGLISH |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,850 | 6/11/2023 | non-verbal spigot: MY NON-VERBAL CHILD
pants: HULAHGLAG |
#autism #bored-pants #cocksucking-noises #coy-pants #hulahglag #mountain-background #pants-spigot #sfw |
||
8,851 | 6/12/2023 | gay p i spigot: TO PROTEST REDDIT'S EXPENSIVE API I'LL BE HOSING ALL THE DOG SHIT OFF THE SIDEWALK AND HANDING OUT BALLOONS
deuce: WHAT'S THE POINT OF GOING DARK IF YOU JUST SLINK RIGHT BACK LIKE ANYTHING'S CHANGED OR WILL EVER CHANGE
spigot: I PUT THE DOG SHIT IN THE BALLOONS |
#api #balloons #current-events #deuce-spigot #dogshit #drunk-deuce #mountain-background |
||
8,852 | 6/13/2023 | shit-shaped shoes spigot: I PROPOSED SHIT-SHAPED SHOES, SHOE-SIZED SHITS, SHIT-SIZED SHOES AND FINALLY SHOE-SHAPED SHITS
spigot: NONE OF THEM IGNITED THE PUBLIC CONSCIOUSNESS
deuce: YOU COULDN'T BE MORE WRONG |
#deuce-spigot #marketing #minecraft-background #shit #shoes #somber-deuce |
||
8,853 | 6/14/2023 | song bird pants: PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP I'M A SONGBIRD
deuce: HELLO, SONGBIRD
deuce: WANNA FUCK |
#bird #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #echinaceamagnus-background #photo-background #wanna-fuck |
||
8,854 | 6/15/2023 | all cops are good kissers pants: SHOULD WE PUNCH COPS OR KISS THEM
deuce: WHY NOT BOTH
pants: NOW WE ONLY NEED AGREE ON THE ORDER |
#acab #blue-background #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #kiss #police #somber-deuce |
||
8,855 | 6/16/2023 | super warm spigot: WHY IS MY MOUSE SUPER WARM LIKE IT WAS RAY TRACING MOTION BLURS ALL NIGHT
deuce: OH I STORED IT IN MY ASS FOR YOU
spigot: WELL THAT IS NOT WHERE IT GOES
pants: MY WACOM TABLET |
#anal-insertion #ass #computer-graphics #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #laughing-deuce #mouse #raytracing #wacom #woodring-den-background |
||
8,856 | 6/17/2023 | chewbacca's dick pants: SHOW ME CHEWBACCA'S DICK
pants: SORRY WAIT THAT'S NOT RIGHT
pants: COMPUTER, SHOW ME CHEWBACCA'S DICK
deuce: LET ME TRY
deuce: COMPUTER, SHOW ME THE DICK OF CHEWBACCA
deuce: COMPUTER, SHOW ME CHEWY'S DICK
deuce: NOPE ISN'T WORKING
pants: THIS FUCKING SUCKS I WANT TO SEE WOOKIE DICK
pants: YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF BOLSHEVIKS
deuce: ONLY MENSHEVIKS HERE |
#bored-pants #brown-background #chewbacca #communism #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #somber-deuce #star-wars #typo #weird-pants-face #wookiee |
||
8,857 | 6/18/2023 | fanny packs deuce: FANNYPACKS ALL AROUND
pants: HANDING THEM OUT LIKE AID WORKERS FROM THE BACK OF A TRUCK
deuce: THERE'S NO NEED TO CROWD EVERYONE WILL GET ONE |
#deuce-pants #fannypacks #gunmetal-background #huffy-pants #sfw #somber-deuce |
||
8,858 | 6/19/2023 | flat bread pants: WE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO GET HARD UNTIL THE 1980S
pants: THIS IS CNN
pants: MAY I HAVE THE FLATBREAD
deuce: `DENIED`
pants: WHY MUST IT ALWAYS BE PANDEMONIUM
deuce: BECAUSE YOU CANNOT CONTROL THE AUDIENCE |
#cnn #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #food #funloving-nonsense #red-text #weird-pants-face #white-background |
||
8,859 | 6/20/2023 | rest room pants: IF I SAY, "I NEED TO VISIT THE PISS ROOM" YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON
pants: WHAT THE FUCK IS "I NEED TO VISIT THE REST ROOM"
pants: WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THAT
pants: I HAVE NO INFORMATION ABOUT WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON
deuce: IT MEANS YOU NEED TO REST
deuce: BETTER "MEN'S ROOM" THAN "LAVATORY" (WHICH IS JUST GAY)
pants: SO WHAT'S IN THE W.C.
deuce: THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW |
#coy-pants #desaturated-green-background #drunk-deuce #funloving-nonsense #gay #huffy-pants #piss #somber-deuce #toilet #weird-pants-face |
||
8,860 | 6/21/2023 | internet detectives on the case pants: INTERNET DETECTIVE AGENCY AT YOUR SERVICE MA'AM
deuce: WE GET THINGS WRONG BUT WE SURE ARE ANNOYING
pants: ALSO WE'RE FREE |
#coy-pants #detective #deuce-pants #internet #sfw #somber-deuce #true-crime #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,861 | 6/22/2023 | return to prickalino deuce: IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF SUPERSYMMETRIC PARTICLE I'D BE A PRICKALINO |
#deuce-solo #physics #prickalino #supersymmetry #urinal-background |
||
8,862 | 6/23/2023 | all is right pants: ADVENTURES IN COCKSUCKING!!!!!!!
pants: (DICKLICKING)
pants: HLGAHULGHUALG
pants: GHLAGHULAHGLG
pants: BLGUGHLAUGLAG
pants: LALGUHLAHGLGG
pants: AND DONE
deuce: NATURE IS HEALING |
#cocksucking #cocksucking-noises #deuce-pants #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #minecraft-background #weird-pants-face |
||
8,863 | 6/24/2023 | could not authenticate you pants: IS THIS THE END OF DEUCE'S SHITS
deuce: COULD BE |
#deuce-pants #deuces-shits #woodring-field-background |
||
8,864 | 6/25/2023 | stream alignment spigot: DEUCE AND I WERE ABLE TO ALIGN OUR STREAMS TO MAKE LETTERS LIKE X AND T AND V AND L AND SOMETIMES Y
spigot: HARDEST WAS THE CURSIVE Q WHICH LOOKS LIKE A 2
spigot: THESE ARE PISS STREAMS I'M TALKING ABOUT FOLKS
deuce: T SPIGOT PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT THE Q I THINK I SUSTAINED SEVERE INJURY ON THAT ONE
pants: I WANT TO GO HOME |
#alphabet #angry-panel #art #bored-pants #cursive-q #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #mountain-background #piss #somber-deuce |
||
8,865 | 6/26/2023 | trouble shooting bung: I REALLY THINK THE DICK DISPENSER IS BROKEN
pants: TRY THE RED BUTTON
bung: IT JUST GOES "CLICK" AND THEN NOTHING
pants: I MAY HAVE BURNED IT OUT |
#bung-pants #woodring-room-background |
||
8,866 | 6/27/2023 | town of gay pants: WHO WANTS PANCAKES
deuce: HOW DID WE GET HERE
spigot: I WANT A LAWYER |
#deuce-pants-spigot #gay #georgia #lawyer #pancakes #photo-background #somber-deuce #town-of-gay-background #water-tower |
||
8,867 | 6/28/2023 | you know and i know pants: PEOPLE ON THE SIDEWALK LOOKING UP
pants: WE ARE ALL STARING INTO THE SUN
pants: I GAVE AT THE OFFICE
pants: YOU KNOW I'M PRETTY AND I KNOW I'M PRETTY SO LET'S NOT BE COY ABOUT IT |
#pants-solo #sfw #woodring-field-background |
||
8,868 | 6/29/2023 | who indeed spigot: WHO KEEPS PUTTING MY SELF-ESTEEM WORKBOOK IN THE URINAL |
#mousehole #self-esteem #self-help #sfw #spigot-solo #toilet #urinal #woodring-room-background |
||
8,869 | 6/30/2023 | absolutely true pants: ONCE I ATE AN ORC'S BABY |
#baby #coy-pants #dungeons-and-dragons #food #minecraft-background #orcs #pants-solo #sfw |
||
8,870 | 7/1/2023 | specimens :this: IS AN UPSTANDING CITIZEN
:this: HAS THE HEART OF A POET
:and: SPECIMEN IS A VORACIOUS COCKSUCKER |
#caption #cocksucker #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #mountain-background #no-dialog #poetry |
||
8,871 | 7/2/2023 | j'accuse pants: GAY
deuce: AM NOT |
#a-love-story #deuce-pants #gay #gay-theory #not-gay #sfw #somber-deuce #truth #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,872 | 7/3/2023 | the beatles spigot: WHEN THE BEATLES SING "I WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND"
spigot: ARE WE ABSOLUTELY 100% SURE THEY'RE NOT SINGING "I WANT TO LICK NINE DICKS"
spigot: BECAUSE THAT WOULD MAKE SLIGHTLY MORE SENSE |
#beatles #beatoff #dicklicking #music #nine-dicks #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
||
8,873 | 7/4/2023 | apple market research spigot: WE LOVE FEEDBACK
spigot: TELL US ABOUT YOUR EXPERIENCE WITH APPLE PENCIL
spigot: WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOUR APPLE PENCIL?
pants: IT FITS UP MY ASS
spigot: TELL US WHY YOU DO NOT USE YOUR APPLE PENCIL MORE OFTEN
pants: IT LOOKS RIDICULOUS STICKING OUT OF MY ASS LIKE THAT |
#anal-insertion #apple #apple-pencil #forbidden-sign #marketing #okay-pants-face #pants-spigot #white-background |
||
8,874 | 7/5/2023 | brown hour spigot: TIME FOR MY 10PM TATER TOTS |
#brown-background #custom-background #food #sfw #spigot-solo #tater-tots |
||
8,875 | 7/6/2023 | vim and/or vigor deuce: I'M FULL OF VIM AND VIGOR
deuce: AND A NOT INCONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF PISS |
#deuce-solo #gunmetal-background #piss #somber-deuce #vi |
||
8,876 | 7/7/2023 | great day pants: WHAT A GREAT DAY TO ACCEPT NAKED JPEGS FROM ME VIA EMAIL
deuce: I'VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS |
#a-love-story #deuce-pants #dick-pics #green-background #naked |
||
8,877 | 7/8/2023 | the process pants: FIRST I CHECK FOR THE ADAM'S APPLE THEN I DO THE DOWNSTAIRS CHECKS AND IF THOSE PASS WE'RE GOOD TO GO
pants: LOADING 9 BLACK PLASTIC GARBAGE BAGS INTO THE CAR |
#pants-solo #trans #woodring-room-background |
||
8,878 | 7/9/2023 | stay tuned deuce: LIBERTE, EGALITE, EMPRISONNE
deuce: GET IT IT'S BECAUSE OF THE PRISON THEY ALL BUSTED OUT OF
deuce: MAYBE YOU'VE HEARD OF IT ??? IT WAS CALLED THE EIFFEL TOWER
deuce: STAY TUNED FOR MORE WRONG HISTORY |
#current-events #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #eiffel-tower #france #mountain-background #sfw #wrong-history |
||
8,879 | 7/10/2023 | if you could be any flight mode annunciation deuce: T PANTS IF YOU COULD BE ANY FLIGHT MODE ANNUNCIATION, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU BE
pants: T DEUCE I SUCK DICKS DEEP UNDERGROUND WHERE THE ELVES OF THE FOREST CAN'T CATCH ME BLOWING ORCS AND GOBLINS
deuce: OBJECTION, NON-RESPONSIVE |
#angry-panel #aviation #deuce-pants #dicksucking #dungeons-and-dragons #elves #goblins #huffy-pants #legal #no-title-card #orcs #somber-deuce #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
||
8,880 | 7/11/2023 | latte-quik-background spigot: THIS BACKGROUND COLOR FEELS SO GOOD
spigot: IT'S LIKE A LATTE WITH STRAWBERRY QUIK
spigot: AND THE LIGHTER THE THEME, THE MORE MILLENNIALS FUCK THE FUCK OFF
pants: HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING |
#cbc2be #coy-pants #drunk-spigot #latte-quik-background #meta #millennials #okay-pants-face #pants-spigot #quik |
||
8,881 | 7/12/2023 | club tug spigot: IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME AT CLUB TUG YOU HAVE TO TUG |
#fight-club #masturbation #mountain-background #open-air-club #spigot-solo #tug |
||
8,882 | 7/13/2023 | good night deuce deuce: I THINK IT'S TIME FOR BED
pants: GOOD NIGHT FATNUTS
spigot: GOOD NIGHT SHITBAG
atandt: GOOD NIGHT FUCKFACE
net: GOOD NIGHT GAY VITO
caveman: UGGGGGH
ozone: GOOD NIGHT YOU WEAK SISTER
dick: GOOD NIGHT BITCHTITS
effigy: GOOD NIGHT YOU BIG FUCKING IDIOT
lobster: GOOD NIGHT HEATHEN
bung: GOOD NIGHT BABY LOVE U
deuce: FUCK ALL OF YOU |
#drunk-deuce #friendship #goodnight-moon #gunmetal-background #inebriated-crustacean #many-characters #renaissance-man #repetition #somber-deuce #the-gangs-all-here #the-sopranos |
||
8,883 | 7/14/2023 | just plain spigot: GAY RIGHTS??!?!?!?! WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO JUST PLAIN GAY DICKS |
#gay #gay-dicks #gay-rights #no-title-card #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,884 | 7/15/2023 | the doggie doc's gonna dig that slug outta yer gam pants: I TAUGHT YOU ALCHEMY |
#alchemy #coy-pants #inglourious-basterds #no-title-card #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,885 | 7/16/2023 | any neurotransmitter at all deuce: IF I COULD BE ANY NEUROTRANSMITTER I'D BE ACETYLCHOLINE
pants: I SUCK DICK IN THE BATHROOM |
#abraham-lincoln #deuce-pants #gay #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,886 | 7/17/2023 | office humor deuce: GIVE INTO THE GAY SIDE
spigot: I'VE GOT TO GET ORGANIZED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: HONK
spigot: OFFICE HUMOR
deuce: RRRRRRRRRRRRR |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #gay #mountain-background #no-title-card #office-humor |
||
8,887 | 7/18/2023 | shit falls out deuce: FLIPS THROUGH PAPERWORK, PAPERS FLY EVERYWHERE, TRIPS ON TANGLED CORDS ON THE FLOOR, SHIT FALLS OUT OF CLOSET |
#brown-background #deuce-solo #no-title-card #physical-comedy #single-panel #somber-deuce |
||
8,888 | 7/19/2023 | club cockalot spigot: I'M A HONKEYTONK QUEER!!!!! ON MY WAY TO CLUB COCKALOT!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: NOT FUNNY |
#failed-comedy #honky-tonk #not-funny #queer #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
||
8,889 | 7/20/2023 | dunno deuce: AHEM PLEASE LIMIT REPLIES TO ***70*** CHARACTERS AND ***NO TOP POSTING***
deuce: PLEASE ***RETAIN ATTRIBUTIONS*** SO WE CAN SEE CONTEXT AND WHO SAID WHAT
deuce: PLEASE ***DUNK YOUR HEAD IN THIS VAT OF MIDGET DIARRHEA***
deuce: WHY MIDGET I DUNNO
pants: MARKING ALL READ |
#deuce-pants #diarrhea #midget #mountain-background #netiquette #no-title-card #okay-pants-face #sfw #somber-deuce #usenet |
||
8,890 | 7/21/2023 | so gay it hurts deuce: (SQUEAKY, SHEEPISH)
deuce: SO WHAT DO YOU SAY ABOUT US MOVING IN TOGETHER
deuce: MAYBE WE COULD PLAY TUGBOAT GAMES
spigot: WE SHOULD POST A PIC OF US IN THE TUB ON TUMBLR!!!! WITH SUDS
spigot: GREETINGS FROM JERKC-- BONEQUEST *BEEP!*
deuce: SO GAY IT HURTS
deuce: SERIOUSLY IT HURTS
spigot: LIKE WE'RE SIBLINGS AND MOM TOOK IT
deuce: TOTALLY INNOCENT BUT YET NAKED AND WET AND SOAPY |
#bonequest #deuce-spigot #gay #mountain-background #scrubbing-chums #soapy #tub #tugboat #tumblr |
||
8,891 | 7/22/2023 | the nature of our relationship over the years deuce: :SWEAT_DROPS:
pants: EEW
deuce: SHUT UP AND HOLD STILL
pants: WHY WOULD YOU SPRITZ WATER ON ME
deuce: TH-TH-THAT'S N-N-NOT
pants: I-IT IS THOUGH???
pants: UNLESS I'VE MISUNDERSTOOD THE NATURE OF OUR RELATIONSHIP OVER THE YEARS I CAN ONLY CONCLUDE YOU WERE SPRITZING ME??? |
#a-love-story #coy-pants #deuce-pants #emoji #huffy-pants #no-title-card #olive-background |
||
8,892 | 7/23/2023 | take a crap in my mouth deuce: HOW ABOUT ONE OF YOU GUYS JUST TAKE A CRAP IN MY MOUTH
spigot: SMOOSH IT ALL INTO MY MOUTH PLEASE
spigot: NO AIR
deuce: LET ME CHOKE TO DEATH ON MY OWN SHIT
dick: OH JEEZ
spigot: WOW, IT'S REALLY PUNCHABLE NUTSACK WEATHER IN HERE BRRRRRRR |
#coprophagia #deuce-dick-spigot #mountain-background #nut-punching #weather |
||
8,893 | 7/24/2023 | deployment spigot: DEPLOYING MY NUTS AS AN INTERNATIONAL POLICE APPARATUS |
#grey-background #nuts-of-spigot #police #spigot-solo |
||
8,894 | 7/25/2023 | the alamo pants: LET'S ALL PAUSE TO TAKE A SHIT ON THE YELLOW ROSE OF TEXAS
pants: SHITTING ON THE ALAMO, THE STATE BIRD, THE SEQUEL TO INDEPENDENCE DAY (IN THEATERS NOW)
deuce: INDEPENDENCE DAY: SOME GUY SHIT ALL OVER US
pants: IT WAS MOSTLY SOLID AND SMELLED AWFUL
deuce: TAGLINE: THE END WAS KIND OF LIQUIDY THOUGH |
#deuce-pants #independence-day #mountain-background #movies #shit #texas |
||
8,895 | 7/26/2023 | each day is worse than the one before spigot: THIS GALLUP POLL SAYS I'M FATTER AND GAYER BY +3
deuce: IT'S OVERSAMPLING GAY MALES
pants: AND UNDERSAMPLING LESBIANS WHO WANT TO EXPLORE EACH OTHER'S BODIES WITHOUT LIMITATIONS OR SHAME |
#deuce-pants-spigot #dongs #fatness #gay #lesbian #poll #polling #statistics #woodring-field-background |
||
8,896 | 7/27/2023 | the contents of my stomach pants: CONDOM WRAPPERS, EMPTY BEER CANS, CIGARETTE BUTTS, A WILD BUNNY EATING BIRDSEED |
#bunny #mountain-background #pants-solo #stomach-of-pants |
||
8,897 | 7/28/2023 | find(1) deuce: IF YOU USE UNIX FIND(1) TO LOCATE YOUR PORNOGRAPHY...........
deuce: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK !!!11
deuce: WAIT |
#deuce-solo #mountain-background #porn #redneck #unix |
||
8,898 | 7/29/2023 | minor accident spigot: WHOA HOLY GOD SHIT FALLING
spigot: BONK
spigot: I'M OKAY PEOPLE JUST A MINOR ACCIDENT
spigot: WOAH HOLY GOD AGAIN ALREADY HANG ON HOLY JESUS
spigot: BONK BONK BONK
spigot: OKAY JUST SOME STAIRS |
#bonk #holy-god #mountain-background #physical-comedy #sound-effects #spigot-solo |
||
8,899 | 7/30/2023 | a lack of positive role models for young men net: I'M GOING TO PUT UP WEB PAGES ABOUT HOW I'M REALLY EVERY GIRL'S DREAM GUY BUT THEY ALL JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS
net: THEN I WILL SIT AT HOME AND CONTEMPLATE WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO TOUCH A BREAST
net: I THINK I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD SIMULATION WITH THIS BIKE HELMET |
#breasts #friendship #girlfriend #incel #mousehole #net-solo #web #woodring-room-background |
||
8,900 | 7/31/2023 | an age of wonder indeed pants: ANOTHER WORLD
pants: ANOTHER TIME
pants: IN AN AGE OF WONDER AND PROMISCUOUS HOMOSEXUAL SEX |
#gay #mountain-background #pants-solo |
||
8,901 | 8/1/2023 | drive thru spigot: I'D LIKE A HAMBURGER AND LARGE FAGS
spigot: ALSO SOME SPICY MINTED PICKLED QUEERS |
#fags #fast-food #food #queer #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,902 | 8/2/2023 | wiener buddies pants: WE COULD BE WIENER BUDDIES
deuce: *WE ALREADY ARE*
pants: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
deuce: *LOOK DOWN* |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #urinal-background #wiener |
||
8,903 | 8/3/2023 | a ham radio operator in san anselmo spigot: FOLKS A HAM RADIO OPERATOR IN SAN ANSELMO JUST ADMITTED TO FEELING ..
spigot: .. AND I QUOTE ..
spigot: "A LITTLE CHATTY"
spigot: ALSO 2HR 35 MIN REMAINING ON MY PORN TORRENT |
#bittorrent #ham-radio #kekfuel #mousehole #nerd-culture #porn #san-anselmo #sfw #woodring-room-background |
||
8,904 | 8/4/2023 | nutts pants: THE PANTS MANAGEMENT BLOG
deuce: THE DEUCE LEADERSHIP SUMMIT
spigot: SPIGOT IN REPOSE
hanford: DIARRHEA |
#bored-pants #deuce-hanford-pants-spigot #diarrhea #drunk-deuce #feet-above-floor #meta #middle-management #mountain-background #rands-in-repose #rands-mentioned #somber-deuce #the-deuce |
||
8,905 | 8/5/2023 | it's all relative ozone: UP YOURS
net: T OZONE MINE OR SOMEONE ELSE'S
ozone: I THINK WE CAN GET IT ALL UP YOU IF WE TRY REALLY HARD
net: BECAUSE IF YOU MEAN MINE I THINK "DOWN YOURS" IS MORE APPROPRIATE |
#anal-insertion #mountain-background #net-ozone |
||
8,906 | 8/6/2023 | python/tk faq pants: I AM CHECKING THE PYTHON/TK FAQ BUT I SEE NOTHING ABOUT YOUR ARM BEING ALL THE WAY UP THERE
deuce: MAYBE CHECK AGAIN |
#anal-insertion #bored-pants #deuce-pants #faq #fisting #pants-insertion #pink-background #programming #python |
||
8,907 | 8/7/2023 | quality purposes effigy: I FIGURED OUT THE LADYBOY SPAM BANNERS......
effigy: I CLICKED THROUGH ONCE AND THEY KEEP TRACK
effigy: JUST LIKE HOW I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED ON THOSE BANNERS FOR HEMORRHOIDS AND GINGIVITIS
effigy: AND THE BOY SCOUTS
deuce: `THIS CONVERSATION IS BEING RECORDED FOR QUALITY PURPOSES` |
#advertising #deuce-effigy #mountain-background #red-text #spam |
||
8,908 | 8/8/2023 | mmm urf i'm gay spigot: NOTE TO MYSELF: SUCK DICK |
#dicksucking #note-to-self #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
||
8,909 | 8/9/2023 | bee deuce: :BEE:
spigot: A ALWAYS B BEE C BEE
pants: FULLY PLAYING WITH HIMSELF |
#bee #drunk-deuce #emoji #masturbation #seventies-bathroom-background #somber-deuce |
||
8,910 | 8/10/2023 | payload received deuce: LUV U
pants: LUV U MORE
pants: HIDING UNDERNEATH THE OUTHOUSE, WAITING FOR PAYLOAD TO ARRIVE
pants: AND I FOR ONE
pants: HUHHHHHHH *FOOMPH* AIRLOCK
deuce: UNCONSCIOUSNESS IN 10-15 SECONDS, DEATH IN MINUTES |
#a-love-story #airlock #coy-pants #death #foomph #ghetto-u #gunmetal-background #huffy-pants #outhouse #physical-comedy |
||
8,911 | 8/11/2023 | please spigot: PLEASE STRENGTHEN MY EASTERN FLANK |
#corndog-background #sfw #spigot-solo #strategy #war |
||
8,912 | 8/12/2023 | a prize or a medal pants: T DEUCE I HAVEN'T LEFT THE HOUSE ALL WEEK DO I WIN A PRIZE (OR GET A MEDAL OR SOMETHING)
deuce: T PANTS WE'RE ALL TRAVELLING THROUGH TIME AT A CONSTANT RATE OF ONE SECOND PER SECOND
deuce: NOW WILL YOU PLEASE GIVE ME A HANDJOB (NO INSTRUCTION REQUIRED)
pants: PUTTING ON MY HULK HANDS |
#a-love-story #coy-pants #deuce-pants #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #hand-job #handjob #marvel #time-travel #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,913 | 8/13/2023 | grape vine spigot: THE CALIFORNIA RAISINS LOOK UNVAXXED |
#california-raisins #covid-19 #purple-background #sfw #spigot-solo #vaccination |
||
8,914 | 8/14/2023 | what, indeed pants: WHY CAN'T WE QUIT OUR JOBS
deuce: YES
pants: GET A VAN
deuce: YES
pants: DRIVE AROUND
deuce: YES
pants: SOLVE MYSTERIES
deuce: YES
pants: AND SUCK DICKS ALONG THE WAY
deuce: Y-- NO
deuce: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU |
#deuce-pants #dicksucking #scooby-doo #woodring-field-background |
||
8,915 | 8/15/2023 | a dongle or device spigot: IS THERE A DONGLE OR DEVICE THAT CONVERTS PIZZA INTO DIARRHEA |
#diarrhea #food #mountain-background #pizza #sfw #spigot-solo |
||
8,916 | 8/16/2023 | drop me in the water pants: MAYBE JUST PUT ME IN A SACK AND DROWN ME IN THE RIVER
pants: JUST SAYIN'
deuce: HOW ABOUT I PUT YOU ON AN ICE FLOE AND PUSH YOU OUT TO SEA
pants: SURE, SURE
pants: IT'S ALL GOOD
pants: WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THAT WE'RE SHOWING PROGRESS |
#blue-background #deuce-pants #sfw #viking-funeral |
||
8,917 | 8/17/2023 | now we are 25 pants: AND THEN SUDDENLY 25 YEARS HAD PASSED
pants: EH WHAT YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP I'M A LITTLE OLD MAN IN THIS YEAR OF THE LORD 2023
deuce: KYS
pants: CELEBRATION IN THE FORM OF BONEQUEST.FM 24/7 FROM 8/17 TO 8/24 + BONEQUEST.GG NOW AVAILABLE FOR PLAY
pants: PLAYING WITH MY GRANDCHILDREN IN THE TOMATO GARDEN, HAVING A HEART ATTACK, SLUMPING TO THE GROUND
spigot: MY FAITH-BASED PENIS |
#alt-text #anniversary #birthday-strip #bonequest-fm #bong #bung-deuce-effigy-hanford-ozone-pants-spigot #censored #duck #kill-yourself #kys #mountain-background #penis #spam #the-godfather #tomato |
||
8,918 | 8/18/2023 | shout it out pants: GOD BLESS THIS MESS (ON MY FACE)
pants: LORD JESUS IT DRIPPED ONTO MY SHIRT COLLAR
pants: SURE HOPE WE CAN SHOUT IT OUT
deuce: CAN WE LET IT ALL OUT THOUGH
pants: I COULD DO WITHOUT THAT (KEEPING THE SPURT IN PLAY)
deuce: COME ON
deuce: I'M TALKING TO YOU
deuce: COME ON
pants: SIGH ALL RIGHT (UNDRESSING) |
#a-love-story #bored-pants #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #facial #feet-above-floor #huffy-pants #jizz #laundry #shout #singing #tears-for-fears #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
||
8,919 | 8/19/2023 | i pray it's not titled linus tuck tips deuce: PRESS HERE TO START
spigot: LINUS TUCK TIPS |
#deuce-spigot #linus-tech-tips #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,920 | 8/20/2023 | the hero’s journey deuce: LEAKING JOCK GETS MACHINE FUCKED
pants: CALL TO ADVENTURE
deuce: PINCH HERE TO MAKE YOUR D*CK HARD-AS-A-ROCK
pants: ORDEAL
deuce: <BLOCKQUOTE>GAY</BLOCKQUOTE>
pants: VICTORY |
#boner #coy-pants #dick #gay #heros-journey #html #john-campbell #mousehole #porn #woodring-room-background |
||
8,921 | 8/21/2023 | and then repeat deuce: CAN I CHEW YOU UP AND THEN SWALLOW YOU AND THEN DIGEST YOU AND THEN POOP YOU OUT AND THEN REASSEMBLE YOU (TOOTHPICKS, PAPER CLIPS, SPIT) AND THEN REPEAT
deuce: OR IS THAT TOO 1997
pants: YEAH THINKING YAHOO HOME PAGE
deuce: LOTS OF TABLES |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #html #mountain-background #nineties #somber-deuce #table #vore #yahoo |
||
8,922 | 8/22/2023 | push notifications spigot: MY REAR END IS SENDING ME PUSH NOTIFICATIONS |
#anal #mountain-background #no-title-card #push-technology #single-panel #spigot-solo |
||
8,923 | 8/23/2023 | it's a mistake pants: WE'RE GONNA SUCKER PUNCH SO MANY TERFS
pants: BAM POW ZAP TAKE THAT "LADY" |
#coy-pants #mountain-background #onomatopoeia #pants-solo #physical-comedy #righteous-fury #terf #transgender |
||
8,924 | 8/24/2023 | sourdough starter spigot: INTRODUCING THE BONEQUEST SOURDOUGH STARTER: PARKING-LOT-SOCK.JPG |
#baking #bread #cooking #gunmetal-background #recipe #san-francisco #sfw #sock-in-a-parking-lot #sourdough #spigot-solo |
||
8,925 | 8/25/2023 | chicks pants: NO HIPPIE CHICKS
pants: ALSO NO FAT CHICKS
pants: NO CRUNCHY GRANOLA CHICKS EITHER
pants: MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST DRAFT A BLANKET RULE ON THIS ONE
deuce: HOISTED ON MY OWN RETARD [SIC] |
#deuce-pants #fat #gay #grey-background #retard #sic #women |
||
8,926 | 8/26/2023 | textbook unemployable deuce: YOU ARE ALL TEXTBOOK UNEMPLOYABLE |
#criticism #deuce-solo #highish-res #mountain-background #sfw #unemployment |
||
8,927 | 8/27/2023 | comedy club spigot: WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY TO THE CHERRY PIE
spigot: HOW ARE YOU FILLING
spigot: WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY TO THE CARROT CAKE
spigot: YOU'RE DUMB AND ALSO GROSS |
#comedy #corndog-background #food #medicine #pie #sfw #spigot-solo #truth |
||
8,928 | 8/28/2023 | fold me like a piece of paper spigot: MY FAKE CANCER IS BACK
pants: ARE YOU GONNA BE OKAY
deuce: MOVE THE MOUSE
spigot: YOU CAN PUSH A PENIS THROUGH MY REAR END AND OUT MY MOUTH IF YOU FOLD ME LIKE A PIECE OF PAPER
deuce: DEMONSTRATING A WORMHOLE WITH A PENCIL AND A PINUP POSTER BUT IT'S A PENIS AND YOUR ALIMENTARY CANAL |
#anal-insertion #anal-sex #blue-background #cancer #coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #funloving-nonsense #meta #mouse-cursor #topology #wormhole |
||
8,929 | 8/29/2023 | suspended spigot: ALL THE DICKS YOU'VE EVER LICKED SUSPENDED IN A SUNBEAM |
#carl-sagan #cosmos #dicklicking #dicks #laser-lemon-background #pale-blue-dot #science #single-panel #spigot-solo |
||
8,930 | 8/30/2023 | the ultimate cure for urination frequency at night deuce: FWD: THE ULTIMATE CURE FOR URINATION FREQUENCY AT NIGHT
pants: WHAT'S WRONG WITH OLD WHITE DICKS
deuce: LIMP
deuce: WRINKLY
pants: ALSO: POKING |
#deuce-pants #dicks #old #poking #spam #stalldoor-background #urine |
||
8,931 | 8/31/2023 | pleased with himself in panel 3 spigot: FARTMANAGER TIMED OUT
spigot: THE SALTS, SUGARS AND FATS MY 50+ YEAR OLD BODY NEEDS
spigot: TRY THAT IN A HITLER HAD JUST ONE BALL TOWN |
#ball-of-hitler #callback #gunmetal-background #hitler #jason-aldean #john-mellencamp #old #pants-spigot |
||
8,932 | 9/1/2023 | thought leader pants: WHAT ABOUT THE PORNO VERSION
pants: I'M A THOUGHT LEADER
pants: AN INFORMATION ARCHITECT
pants: I CAN BEAT OFF FOREVER
deuce: BUT ARE YOU AN INFLUENCER
pants: LORDY NO
deuce: THEN BEAT ME OFF, NON-INFLUENCER |
#a-love-story #beat-off #beating-off #bored-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gay #green-background #influencer #porn #social-media #thought-leader |
||
8,933 | 9/2/2023 | fly me to the moon deuce: :NOTES: FLY ME / TO THE MOON AND LET ME PLAY / AMONG THE BALLS 🎵
pants: THOSE AREN'T THE RIGHT LYRICS |
#balls #deuce-pants #discord #drunk-deuce #emoji #frank-sinatra #huffy-pants #mondegreen #moon #mountain-background #singing #url |
||
8,934 | 9/3/2023 | 100 penises in 100 days spigot: :100: PENISES IN :100: DAYS CHALLENGE
spigot: THE PRIZE IS 1 PENIS |
#penis #pink-background #spigot-solo |
||
8,935 | 9/4/2023 | indigenous peoples spigot: WHY CAN'T YOU SUPPORT INDIGENOUS PEOPLES WITHOUT BEATING THEM OFF
deuce: BUT THEY'RE SO HANDSOME |
#american-indian #beating-off #beauty #critical-race-theory #deuce-spigot #native-american #persian-plum-background |
||
8,936 | 9/5/2023 | the y files spigot: DID MULDER SERIOUSLY NEVER LOOK INTO THE Y FILES |
#black-background #sfw #spigot-solo #television #x-files |
||
8,937 | 9/6/2023 | my position on monogamy deuce: I HAVE A SEVERE CASE OF THE BENDS
deuce: MEANING I'LL BEND OVER FOR ANYONE
pants: NOW YOU KNOW MY POSITION ON MONOGAMY |
#a-love-story #anal #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #edited #gay #monogamy #mountain-background #photoshop #physical-comedy #weird-pants-face |
||
8,938 | 9/7/2023 | pulled pork spigot: I WISH SOMEONE WOULD PULL MY PORK |
#barbeque #double-entendre #food #pork #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
||
8,939 | 9/8/2023 | bone quest 2023 deuce: WORDS FORM IN MY HEAD AND I TYPE THEM HERE
deuce: FOR THAT I APOLOGIZE
deuce: USE THE CODE `BONEQUEST2023` AT CHECKOUT FOR 15% OFF ALL FRESH DILDOS |
#deuce-solo #dildo #drunk-deuce #marketing #offer-code #somber-deuce #woodring-field-background |
||
8,940 | 9/9/2023 | wishes spigot: I SURE WISH I COULD LIVE A LONG LONG LONG TIME |
#existential #mortality #old #sfw #spigot-solo #starbucks-background |
||
8,941 | 9/10/2023 | high velocity pudding splatter pants: BA-GURRRK HEAD CHOPPED OFF :CHICKEN: :AXE:
spigot: HIGH VELOCITY PUDDING SPLATTER ALL OVER MY SHIRT PANTS AND FACE
spigot: TELL-TALE PATTERN ON THE CEILING INDICATING THE SPOON WAS MOVING UP AND DOWN RAPIDLY
deuce: COOKIE AVAILABILITY IS LOW SO THE WOODCHIPPER MUST RELY ON PUDDING
spigot: I'M ON A FIXED INCOME SO MAYBE ONE DICK A WEEK |
#cookies #decapitation #deuce-pants-spigot #dick #emoji #fat #funloving-nonsense #physical-comedy #pudding #wood-chipper #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,942 | 9/11/2023 | that time in the toilet pants: DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT TIME IN THE TOILET
deuce: WHICH TIME (CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC) |
#deuce-pants #single-panel #toilet #woodring-field-background |
||
8,943 | 9/12/2023 | groat cake spigot: NO I WOULD NOT CARE FOR A GROAT CAKE |
#groatcakes #mountain-background #sfw #star-trek |
||
8,944 | 9/13/2023 | yes please spigot: WOULD YOU LIKE FRESH PEAR SLICES ON YOUR PIZZA
pants: YES PLEASE AND SOME OF THE SPIKY BALLS THAT FALL FROM TREES |
#coy-pants #durian #fat #fatness #food #pants-spigot #pear #pizza #sfw #sweet-gum-tree #weird-coy-face #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,945 | 9/14/2023 | breadstick failover pants: MULTIPLE REDUNDANT BREADSTICKS |
#bread #food #olive-garden #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,946 | 9/15/2023 | normalize farting over zoom pants: NORMALIZE FARTING OVER ZOOM
spigot: EARLIER THIS QUARTER WE TOUCHED ON YOU EATING YOUR LOSER WAD FOR MY BIG FAKE TITS
spigot: HAS THE NEEDLE MOVED ON THAT AT ALL |
#blue-background #farts #joi #pants-spigot #tits #zoom |
||
8,947 | 9/16/2023 | clark pants: SHAKE / SHAKE SHAKE IT LIKE A RATTLESNAKE BOOM BOOM BEATING OFF IN A ZOOM
clark: PANTS, GOOD MORNING. CLARKITY CLARK HERE FROM RECRUITMENT RECRUITING HOW WE DOIN' TODAY
clark: MAJORLY COOL OPPORTUNITIES IN YUBA CITY THIS WEEK TESTING H-P PRINTER DRIVERS WITH ADOBE FONTS. I SEE ON YOUR RESUME LOTS OF C ++ HOW'S YOUR C ++
clark: HOW ARE YOU WITH CYBER SECURITY? FRESNO NEEDS ADMINISTRATORS. AND SANTA ROSA'S ALWAYS WHERE IT'S AT FOR PYTHON AND PHP. CAN YOU LIFT ROUGHLY 50 POUNDS
clark: CLARKITY CLARK HERE RECRUITMENT RECRUITING DID I CATCH YOU AT A GOOD TIME |
#beating-off #clarkity-clark #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #employment #potomac-background #recruiter #recruiting #sfw #singing #tongtyed #uncredited-character #zoom |
||
8,948 | 9/17/2023 | the accused pants: ACCUSED OF BEATING OFF IN VALLEJO WHEN I WAS ACTUALLY BEATING OFF IN WALNUT CREEK
spigot: :NOTES: UP :NOTES: :NOTES: TOWN :NOTES: :NOTES: FARTS :NOTES:
spigot: :NOTES: I PUT MY :NOTES: :NOTES: PENIS IN YOUR :NOTES: :NOTES: MEYER LEMON TARTS :NOTES: |
#beating-off #billy-joel #coy-pants #emoji #farts #insertion #mountain-background #pants-spigot #penis #singing #vallejo #weird-coy-face |
||
8,949 | 9/18/2023 | just curious pants: ZZZ ZZZ ZZZZZ Z ZZZ ZZZZZ ZZZ ZZ ZZ ZZ ZZZZZ Z ZZZ ZZZZ ZZZ
pants: ZZ ZZ ZZZZZ Z ZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZZZZZ
pants: ZZZZZ ZZ ZZZZZ ZZZ ZZ ZZ ZZ ZZZZZ ZZZ ZZ Z
clark: HOW'S YOUR OLAP |
#black-background #clarkity-clark #olap #pants-sleeping #recruiter #recruiting #sleep #tongtyed #uncredited-character |
||
8,950 | 9/19/2023 | a lamppost or a crane deuce: THAT DIARRHEA BLAST WAS SO POWERFUL IT STUCK TO THE SIDE OF THE BOWL EVEN THOUGH IT WAS BELOW THE WATER LEVEL AFTER FLUSHING
deuce: ALSO I NEARLY SHIT MYSELF BUT NOT QUITE!!!
deuce: HANG ME FROM THE LAMPPOSTS AS AN EXAMPLE TO OTHERS |
#bondage #capital-punishment #deuce-solo #deuces-shits #diarrhea #execution #hanging #lamppost #shit #somber-deuce #toilet #urinal-background |
||
8,951 | 9/20/2023 | fuck me more in the ass spigot: T DEUCE DO U STILL LIKE THE SPRITE IN ME :CUP_WITH_STRAW:
deuce: FMMITA |
#acronym #anal-sex #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #emoji #ghetto-u #mountain-background #url |
||
8,952 | 9/21/2023 | opportunity, culture and sunshine spigot: HI I'M SPIGOT AND THIS IS MY STUDIO APARTMENT ON VALLEY GREEN DRIVE WHERE I LIVE WITH FIVE OTHER NET-SAVVY MULTIMEDIA PROFESSIONALS |
#apartment #bay-area #current-events #green-background #housing-crisis #internet #roommates #sfw #spigot-solo |
||
8,953 | 9/22/2023 | help i'm trapped in a webcomic factory deuce: :FORTUNE_COOKIE: TODAY YOU WILL GET _GANG RAPED_
spigot: DID YOU MEAN _GROUP HUGGED_
deuce: IT'S A SPECIAL HUG |
#corndog-background #deuce-spigot #emoji #fortune #fortune-cookie #meta #rape #somber-deuce #spurt |
||
8,954 | 9/23/2023 | pipe organ circus music spigot: ON ANDROID PHONES THE BROADCASTIFY APP SOMEHOW MAINTAINS A SECOND AUDIO STREAM SO YOU CAN LISTEN TO THE CLEVELAND METRO HOUSING AUTHORITY AND PIPE ORGAN CIRCUS MUSIC |
#android #broadcastify #mountain-background #sfw #spigot-solo |
||
8,955 | 9/24/2023 | yelling about something or other pants: LISTEN UP
pants: THERE IS A STORM COMING
pants: HUALHAULGHLUAGHLAHGLHALUGAG |
#cocksucking-noises #mousehole #pants-solo #sfw #warning #woodring-room-background |
||
8,956 | 9/25/2023 | also known as spigot: THAT STALL OVER THERE IS THE FAT PEOPLE STALL (AKA THE BLUBBER BUS) |
#deuce-pants-spigot #fat #fatness #stall #urinal-background |
||
8,957 | 9/26/2023 | it almost rhymes, i dunno pants: BANANA SEATS AND SISSY BARS
spigot: MY PENIS LOST A MICHELIN STAR |
#bicycle #michelin-stars #pants-spigot #penis #rhyme #woodring-den-background |
||
8,958 | 9/27/2023 | cornered pants: WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THOSE PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN YOU WERE GONNA GET ME
deuce: BUSY
pants: CORNERING YOU, FORCING YOU TO JACK ME OFF
deuce: NOT POSSIBLE, WE'RE ON DIFFERENT PLANETS NOW |
#deuce-pants #huffy-pants #jacking-off #spider-man #stalldoor-background |
||
8,959 | 9/28/2023 | oh dear spigot: PLEASE PASS THE VEGAN APPLE PRUNECAKE
spigot: OH DEAR I DROPPED IT AND STEPPED ALL OVER IT AND GOT PIZZA HUT
spigot: :MANS_SHOE: ONE MORE SMOOSH BECAUSE FUCK YOU |
#apricot-background #behind-the-scenes #emoji #food #pizza #pizza-hut #smoosh #spigot-solo #vegan #violent-disapproval |
||
8,960 | 9/29/2023 | how to keep insects still for macro photography part 2 deuce: WHERE THERE'S A WIL THERE'S A GAY
deuce: (A GUY NAMED WIL) |
#black-background #deuce-solo #ensign-crusher #gay #sfw #star-trek #wil-wheaton |
||
8,961 | 9/30/2023 | the goddamn suit maynard: HIYA FRIEND
maynard: HOW WE DOIN' TODAY
deuce: TAKE IT OFF
maynard: NOT SURE I FOLLOW 100%
deuce: TAKE THE GODDAMN SUIT OFF
maynard: THE WHAT
deuce: TAKE OFF THE COSTUME
clark: CLARKITY CLARK HERE WITH RECRUITMENT RECRUITING HOW'S YOUR FRIDAY
deuce: SUCK A GODDAMN COCK MADE OUT OF SHIT
clark: GOT SOME GIGS AT WESTERN DIGITAL IN SAN JOSE IF YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IS ARE YOU READY TO SHAPE THE FUTURE OF STORAGE |
#bay-area #clarkity-clark #drunk-deuce #furry #fursuit #jenv #mountain-background #recruiter #recruiting #san-jose #tongtyed #uncredited-character |
||
8,962 | 10/1/2023 | fun atandt: GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN
deuce: AGREED |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-connect #consensus #cyndi-lauper #drunk-deuce #eighties #music #music-criticism #robert-hazard #sfw #urinal-background #women |
||
8,963 | 10/2/2023 | a riddle dick: HOW MUCH COCK CAN A COCKSUCKER SUCK IF A COCKSUCKER COULD SUCK COCK?
dick: ANSWER: ME. |
#cocksucker #cocksucking #dick-solo #mountain-background #woodchuck |
||
8,964 | 10/3/2023 | subject: greetings spigot: I HOPE THIS EMAIL FINDS YOU FAT |
#email #fat #mountain-background #sfw #spigot-solo |
||
8,965 | 10/4/2023 | facial friday spigot: ITS FACIAL FRIDAY ON SPUNKSITES IF YOU HAVE A SPUNKPASS
pants: I ONLY HAVE ALL-ANAL ACCESS
spigot: L |
#anal #disappointed-pants #edited #facial #pants-spigot #porn #woodring-field-background |
||
8,966 | 10/5/2023 | ahem spigot: I SAID: I WISH SOMEONE WOULD PULL MY PORK |
#barbeque #brown-background #food #jerk #jerking #pork #spigot-solo |
||
8,967 | 10/6/2023 | max length effigy: BONER PILLS
spigot: LISA NEEDS BRACES
effigy: BONER PILLS
spigot: LISA NEEDS BRACES
effigy: BONER PILLS
spigot: LISA NEEDS BRACES
effigy: LISA PILLS
spigot: BRACES NEED BONERS
effigy: BRACES PILLS
spigot: LISA NEEDS BONERS
effigy: I KNEW IT |
#boner #dentist #drugs #effigy-spigot #mountain-background #no-title-card #repetition #simpsons #viagra |
||
8,968 | 10/7/2023 | yes but pants: DO YOU THINK A.I. CAN ANALYZE MY PENIS IN REAL TIME
deuce: YES BUT YOU WON'T LIKE THE RESULT |
#ai #deuce-pants #green-background #penis |
||
8,969 | 10/8/2023 | additional research needed pants: T SPIGOT HAVE YOU PUBLISHED ANY ADDITIONAL RESEARCH AROUND WHAT OTHER HOSTESS PRODUCTS CAN BE FROZEN AND WHETHER THEY TASTE BETTER
deuce: HO HOS YOU FOOL
pants: HOW CAN YOU SEE MY PRIVATE T'S
deuce: [HISSING NOISES] |
#deuce-pants-spigot #disappointed-pants #drunk-deuce #edited #food #freezer #hacking #hissing #hostess #huffy-pants #mountain-background #research #science #sfw |
||
8,970 | 10/9/2023 | drop your weapon spigot: WHERE'S HOMOCOP WITH MY 15 SECONDS TO COMPLY |
#ed-209 #gay #grey-background #homocop #no-title-card #police #rape #robocop #sfw #spigot-solo |
||
8,971 | 10/10/2023 | pet trans cats spigot: SUNNYVALE GOLFLAND USA YOUR SILENCE IS DEAFENING RE: ISRAEL |
#bay-area #current-events #golf #israel #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
||
8,972 | 10/11/2023 | paulie.gif spigot: CHECKING MY REAR END FOR MALWARE
pants: IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T HAVE NOTHING UP OUR REAR ENDS <PAULIE-WALNUTS.GIF> |
#malware #mountain-background #no-title-card #pants-spigot #the-sopranos |
||
8,973 | 10/12/2023 | ubuntu spigot: U PUT THE U IN UBUNTU
spigot: U ARE THE TRAILING U GETTING BUNTED
spigot: U ARE LITERALLY BUNTING URSELF
spigot: IN UR BUNS
spigot: AND THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT |
#deuce-effigy-ozone-pants-spigot #ghetto-u #gun #linux #many-characters #mountain-background #multiple-backgrounds #sfw #somber-deuce #ubuntu #urinal-background #woodring-den-background |
||
8,974 | 10/13/2023 | who indeed pants: WHO AMONG US WILL REACH INTO MY SHORTS AND GIVE MY NUTS A GOOD HONKING |
#among-us #fashion #groping #honk #nuts #nuts-of-pants #pants-solo #urinal-background |
||
8,975 | 10/14/2023 | the walmart pants: DO YOU GUYS NEED ANYTHING FROM WALMART
spigot: I GET MY CRAMPS IN THE ANTE MERIDIEM :MAN_IN_TUXEDO::SKIN-TONE-2::COCKTAIL:
pants: WACKING OFF OR WHACKING OFF
pants: HOT BUTTERED FAG NOG EXPRESS
effigy: GET HARD DAD! |
#blue-background #coy-pants #dad #effigy-pants-spigot #egg-nog #emoji #fag #fag-nog #funloving-nonsense #incest #latin #masturbation #no-greytext #walmart #whacking-off |
||
8,976 | 10/15/2023 | an open letter to hamas spigot: HI HOW ARE YOU I AM FINE I SAW BARBIE AND IT WAS FUNNY AND GOOD I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A NICE HALLOWEEN MY FAVORITE CANDY BARS ARE TWIX SNICKERS AND REESES BUT NOT STARBURST BECAUSE THEY HURT MY MOUTH |
#barbie #candy #current-events #epistolary #halloween #hamas #how-are-you-i-am-fine #israel #mousehole #palestine #sfw #spigot-solo #wholesome #woodring-room-background |
||
8,977 | 10/16/2023 | all night deuce: SEX ME UP
pants: HOW WILL YOU GET SEXXED BACK DOWN
deuce: UNCLEAR
deuce: IT WILL REQUIRE EXTENSIVE EXPERIMENTATION
pants: WHAT IF YOU GET STUCK IN SEX UP POSITION |
#black-background #bored-pants #color-me-badd #coy-pants #deuce-pants #disappointed-pants #drunk-deuce #edited #huffy-pants #sex #somber-deuce #weird-coy-face #weird-pants-face |
||
8,978 | 10/17/2023 | so great spigot: IF YOU'RE SO GREAT THEN WHERE'S A LINK TO YOUR NUDES |
#no-title-card #nude #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,979 | 10/18/2023 | your call pants: TO OPT OUT OF THE SIMULATION, PRESS ONE
pants: FOR SPANISH PRESS TWO
pants: OR PRESS # FOR THE OPERATOR
deuce: $
pants: WELCOME TO MOVIEFONE
deuce: Q
spigot: GURK GOLP DOING MORE WITH LESS |
#deuce-pants-spigot #glop #green-background #gurk #ivr #moviefone #spanish #starbucks-background #telephony #weird-pants-face |
||
8,980 | 10/19/2023 | random events pants: DO YOU THINK LIFE IS JUST A SUM OF OUR CHOICES
deuce: AND RANDOM EVENTS
pants: AND PROBABLY HOTDOGS |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #edited #existential #food #hot-dogs #moustache #photoshop #sfw #white-background |
||
8,981 | 10/20/2023 | two drinks, two slices pants: HAVING TWO DRINKS AND TWO SLICES OF PIZZA AND THEN GETTING IN BED
spigot: STAY THERE UNTIL IT'S TIME FOR COFFEE IN THE MORNING |
#alcohol #bed #coffee #food #mountain-background #pants-spigot #pizza #sfw #wholesome |
||
8,982 | 10/21/2023 | spitroasting the wumpus pants: THE LORD LIVES AT 0,0
deuce: NO THAT'S WHERE THE WUMPUS IS
pants: I'VE FOUND THAT HE MOVES AROUND
deuce: NOT THIS TIME (HE BROKE HIS ANKLE)
pants: AWWWW YEAH WE'RE GONNA SPITROAST HIM |
#blue-background #deuce-pants #gaming #geometry #god #jesus #text-adventure #wumpus |
||
8,983 | 10/22/2023 | death is not the end pants: ARE YOU GOING TO THE PARTY TONIGHT
spigot: I'LL NEVER ATTEND ANOTHER PARTY AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE (NOT MUCH LONGER)
pants: THE SWEET EMBRACE OF DEATH CANNOT COME SOON ENOUGH GALUGHLAHGLAHLG
pants: WHAT COULD BE BETTER THAN GOING TO SLEEP??????? GOING TO SLEEP FOREVER
pants: PLEASE TAKE CARE OF MY 9 WIENERDOGS |
#bored-pants #death #existential #getting-old #mountain-background #no-title-card #pants-spigot #sfw #weird-pants-face #wienerdog |
||
8,984 | 10/23/2023 | do not track spigot: GETTING A TATTOO ON MY LOWER BACK THAT SAYS `DO NOT TRACK` BECAUSE THAT WILL ABSOLUTELY KEEP ALL THE PENISES OUT
spigot: VAMPIRES AND FELLOW Q U E E R S
deuce: EDWSQA QWSDFIOP[;]'
deuce: \?.C XZ
deuce: 41-//*+?I[KJHGFVDCXS+
pants: BALLS YES |
#balls #corndog-background #deuce-pants-spigot #line-noise #penis #queer #tattoo #vampire #viscera |
||
8,985 | 10/24/2023 | somewhat sad news spigot: IS THERE ANYTHING IN YOUR POCKETS THAT MIGHT PRICK ME OR POKE ME
spigot: MAYBE I COULD FINISH MY GOON SESH IF YOU RETURNED MY POPPERS
spigot: WRONG WIN
spigot: (SOMEWHAT) SAD NEWS: WELLS FARGO UPDATED THEIR TERMS AND CONDITIONS AND I NO LONGER QUALIFY FOR ANAL SEX WORKSHOPS ON LINKEDIN LEARNING |
#anal-sex #goon-sesh #gooning #leisure-town #online-education #poking #poppers #prick #spigot-solo #wells-fargo #woodring-stairs-background #wrong-window |
||
8,986 | 10/25/2023 | 1938 pants: BARF ON MY COCK NOT ONCE NOT TWICE BUT SOME UNSPECIFIED NUMBER OF BARFS
deuce: A NONZERO NUMBER OF FARTS
pants: WELL I SUPPOSE I ONLY SPECIFIED 1 AND 2
pants: OH YOU'RE TALKIN' FARTS NOT BARFS
pants: SORRY, SORRY
pants: LET'S START OVER
pants: [TIME REWINDS TO 1938]
pants: I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD BE INVOLVED IN THE LAND WAR IN EUROPE |
#afraid-deuce #barf #bored-pants #corndog-background #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #farts #history #roman-shower #weird-pants-face #wwii |
||
8,987 | 10/26/2023 | a beautiful poem deuce: OUR LOVE WAS MEANT TO BE
pants: TOILETRIES |
#a-love-story #deuce-pants #gay #love #poetry #sfw #somber-deuce #toiletries #yellow-background |
||
8,988 | 10/27/2023 | can i call you back spigot: :LOCK: THIS PENIS IS ONLY AVAILABLE TO SUBSCRIBERS
spigot: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
spigot: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
spigot: OW OW OW
spigot: CAN I CALL YOU BACK I'M GETTING A BJ FROM A LANGOLIER |
#blowjob #callback #eggshell-background #emoji #on-phone #paywall #penis #spigot-solo #stephen-king #telephony |
||
8,989 | 10/28/2023 | unclear what his intentions are, must investigate further pants: TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET |
#gunmetal-background #no-title-card #pants-solo #repetition #sfw #toilet |
||
8,990 | 10/29/2023 | 9v spigot: WHAT PENIS CAGE WILL YOU BE WEARING FOR LOCKTOBER
deuce: I'M A 9 V BATTERY |
#deuce-spigot #fashion #penis #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,991 | 10/30/2023 | regular balls pants: ```-BASH: UNZUP: COMMAND NOT FOUND```
pants: HALP I CAN'T COMPILE MY POINTERS
deuce: MY HTML WON'T LINK
pants: HALP ALMOST OUT OF SNO-BALLS
pants: AND REGULAR BALLS
pants: NOPE HERE THEY COME (MARCHING TWO BY TWO) |
#angry-panel #balls #bash #candy #deuce-pants #grey-background #halp #hostess #html #huffy-pants #typo #unix |
||
8,992 | 10/31/2023 | you're hired here's a mop spigot: I THOUGHT A GENDER REVEAL WAS JUST PULLING MY PANTS DOWN |
#flash #gender #green-background #no-title-card #single-panel #spigot-solo #starbucks-background |
||
8,993 | 11/1/2023 | justice pants: DOWN THE HATCH GLUG GLUG GLUG OH LORD PISS TASTES TERRIBLE GLUG GLUG GLUG
deuce: IT TASTES LIKE JUSTICE
pants: (WIPING LIPS) PISS JUG JUSTICE |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #justice #piss #piss-jug #somber-deuce #urolagnia #yellow-background |
||
8,994 | 11/2/2023 | is it true spigot: IS IT TRUE BART SIMPSON SAT ON A BUTTERFINGER AND THAT'S WHY HE'S LIKE THAT
deuce: LIKE WHAT
spigot: LIKE SO AWESOME |
#awesome #bart-simpson #butterfinger #candy #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #simpsons #somber-deuce #yellow-background |
||
8,995 | 11/3/2023 | crowd funding pants: CROWDFUND MY BONER
pants: BY WHICH I MEAN BEAT ME OFF
pants: THERE'S NO NEED TO RAISE MONEY FOR THIS SORT OF THING
deuce: THERE'S NOT EVEN A WEBSITE
pants: YEAH ABOUT THAT UH |
#beating-off #boner #deuce-pants #green-background #huffy-pants #web #weird-coy-face |
||
8,996 | 11/4/2023 | did you know spigot: I'LL BET THE BANANAS SOMETIMES DID DIARRHEA IN THEIR PAJAMAS
spigot: DO FOLKS KNOW IF YOU CHOP OFF A PENIS YOU CAN STILL SUCK IT
spigot: IT DOESN'T MAGICALLY REDUCE ITS POWERS
spigot: WE CAN STILL SERVE THIS |
#bananas-in-pajamas #diarrhea #folks #genital-mutilation #gross #magic #no-title-card #penis #purple-background #purpureus-background #spigot-solo |
||
8,997 | 11/5/2023 | bad baby deuce: HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH (SHAKEN NOT STIRRED)
spigot: WHEN YOU MAKE THAT NOISE I THINK:
spigot: (A) HE IS BEING MEAN TO ME
spigot: AND
spigot: (B) I CAN MAKE THAT NOISE AS WELL
spigot: WITH FAT PRICKS IN MY MOUTH/HEAD |
#deuce-spigot #mountain-background #pricks |
||
8,998 | 11/6/2023 | afternoon cartoons pants: BLAST OFF TO ADVENTURE WITH YOUR FAVORITE BONEQUEST CHARACTERS AS THEY EXPLORE THE GALAXY AND FIGHT CRIME TOGETHER TODAY AT 4PM |
#adventure #deuce-pants-spigot #mars-background #no-title-card #sfw |
||
8,999 | 11/7/2023 | a big tree spigot: HOW ABOUT A BIG TREE WHERE MILLENNIALS CAN RENT A NOOSE FOR THE NIGHT |
#bedpods #brown-background #millennials #no-title-card #spigot-solo #suicide |
||
9,000 | 11/8/2023 | nine thousand episodes later pants: SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR BONEQUEST 9000 |
#anticlimax #disappointment #meta #milestone #pants-solo #sfw #white-background |
||
9,001 | 11/9/2023 | shame on you sir effigy: ARE YOU FOR EATING
lobster: WHAT
lobster: ABSOLUTELY NO
lobster: AM I NOT A SENTIENT CREATURE
lobster: DO I NOT LOVE AND FEEL PAIN AND LAUGH AT THE SUN AND THE SKY AND THE STARS
lobster: DO I NOT DESERVE TO BE TREATED AS ONE OF GOD'S LOVED CREATURES
lobster: CAN YOU TRULY SUM UP MY EXISTENCE THAT WAY
lobster: SHAME ON YOU SIR
lobster: SHAME ON YOU
effigy: BURP |
#death #effigy-solo #inebriated-crustacean #mountain-background #vore |
||
9,002 | 11/10/2023 | remember remember spigot: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: BLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH:CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: BLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: BLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: BLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR:
spigot: :CHOCOLATE_BAR: BLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: BLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GURK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: BLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: BLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR:
spigot: WELL I FAILED NO NOUGAT NOVEMBER |
#candy #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #emoji #fat #multiple-backgrounds #nougat #repetition #sfw |
||
9,003 | 11/11/2023 | c.g.b. spigot: PLEASE ADDRESS MY PENIS AS CRYPTO'S GOLDEN BOY |
#crypto #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #ftx #penis-of-spigot #sam-bankman-fried #woodring-den-background |
||
9,004 | 11/12/2023 | 4th edition pants: ROLL FOR YOUR GOBLIN COCK SAVE THROW
deuce: AHEM I'M A SKELETON RANGER SO I HAVE AN IMMUNITY TO GOBLIN COCK
pants: WHAT ABOUT GOBBLIN' COCK
deuce: THE MONSTER MANUAL DOESN'T SAY
pants: HMM |
#cock #coy-pants #deuce-pants #disappointed-pants #dungeons-and-dragons #filename #goblin #minecraft-background #rpg #somber-deuce #weird-coy-face |
||
9,005 | 11/13/2023 | suck and fuck club deuce: SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TONIGHT
pants: SUCK AND FUCK |
#bored-pants #bunny #deuce-jenv-pants #drunk-deuce #fucking #gay #mountain-background #somber-deuce #sucking #uncredited-character |
||
9,006 | 11/14/2023 | the one joke deuce: I IDENTIFY AS A G2 TYPE MAIN SEQUENCE YELLOW DWARF STAR
pants: TAKE IT OFF
spigot: HANG YOURSELF |
#astronomy #corndog-background #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #failed-comedy #hertzsprung-russell-diagram #kill-yourself #nerd #sfw #sun |
||
9,007 | 11/15/2023 | blgk spigot: GLORP BLGK YOU CALL THIS THRIVING IN CHRIST |
#christ #no-title-card #spigot-solo #thriving #woodring-field-background |
||
9,008 | 11/16/2023 | wartorn, dragtired pants: A COCKSUCKER'S LAMENT
deuce: WOE IS MY BALLS
pants: FOR THEY ARE TIRED AND TORN APART BY WAR (WARTORN)
deuce: AND TIRED FROM DRAGGING (DRAGTIRED) |
#cocksucker #coy-pants #deuce-pants #gunmetal-background #neologisms #no-title-card #nuts-of-deuce #nuts-of-pants #sad-deuce #somber-deuce #war |
||
9,009 | 11/17/2023 | court is now in session spigot: MORALLY AND ETHICALLY OBLIGATED TO POO MY PANTS
spigot: PERMISSION TO POO MY PANTS ON THE STAND
spigot: EITHER DIRECTLY ON THE BIBLE OR DURING CROSS |
#bible #court #ethics #mountain-background #poo #soiling-myself #spigot-solo #trousers |
||
9,010 | 11/18/2023 | intern ship pants: HEY GUYS I GOT AN INTERNSHIP AT THE DICKSUCKING FACTORY
deuce: (UNPAID)
pants: WELL THE HOPE IS THIS EXPERIENCE WILL LEAD ME TO A FULL-TIME POSITION
pants: NOPE JUST MORE WEIRD KNOBBY DICKS TO LICK FOR FREE |
#black-background #bored-pants #corporate-america #deuce-pants #dicklicking #dicks #dicksucking #drunk-deuce #employment #exploitation #gay #intern #internship |
||
9,011 | 11/19/2023 | status site spigot: MY PENIS IS STILL DOWN DUE TO A CYBERATTACK |
#cyber #mountain-background #no-title-card #penis #penis-of-spigot #spigot-solo |
||
9,012 | 11/20/2023 | minimum order pants: IMPORTANT: MINIMUM ORDER IS 20 GUINEA FOWL.
pants: OW OW OW PECKING ORDER |
#bird #guinea-fowl #huffy-pants #no-title-card #pain #pants-solo #physical-comedy #sfw #starbucks-background |
||
9,013 | 11/21/2023 | $122 spigot: TURNS OUT I CAN EAT $122 WORTH OF PASTRIES IN 8 HOURS, WHERE'S MY PARADE
spigot: THIS IS :POINT_RIGHT::SKIN-TONE-2:AFTER:POINT_LEFT::SKIN-TONE-2: A LARGE PIZZA THE NIGHT BEFORE |
#eating #eggshell-background #fat #food #gluttony #heroism #no-title-card #parade #pastry #pizza #plump #sfw #spigot-solo |
||
9,014 | 11/22/2023 | healthy eating choices deuce: I HAD A DREAM THAT YOU HAD A GAY DREAM
pants: WHOA
pants: WHAT IS A GAY DREAM IN A NON-GAY DREAM IF NOT A GAY DREAM
pants: I MEAN ANY NUMBER OF GAY BITS MAKE ALL FIELDS GAY
pants: THIS IS WHY WE ALL SHOULD BE ISOLATED AND NOT ALLOWED TO VOTE
pants: I'M CELEBRATING WITH HEALTHY EATING CHOICES AND WATER FROM THE SINK |
#bits #bored-pants #computer-science #deuce-pants #dream #drunk-deuce #gay #gay-theory #modified-character #no-title-card #olive-background #programming #recursion #somber-deuce #voting #weirdest-pants-face |
||
9,015 | 11/23/2023 | face down pants: FACE DOWN IN THE SHITTER
deuce: STUFFED IN A HOLE
spigot: PENISES IN YOUR MOUTH MIGHT BE CREATING A PRIVACY NIGHTMARE |
#coy-pants #drunk-deuce #penis #privacy #toilet #toilet-antics #yellow-background |
||
9,016 | 11/24/2023 | piss takes pants: PISS TAKES !!!!!
pants: PFFFFTFTFT
pants: PFFT (LAST LITTLE BIT)
pants: PFT
pants: PFTFTFTFTFFFFFT
pants: PFT
deuce: SPIT IT OUT SON |
#deuce-pants #piss #spit #spit-take #weird-coy-face #yellow-background |
||
9,017 | 11/25/2023 | un born deuce: I SPEAK FOR THE UNBORN
deuce: AND WITH ONE UNIFIED VOICE THEY SHOUT:
deuce: BURMA SHAVE |
#abortion #advertising #burma-shave #deuce-solo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
||
9,018 | 11/26/2023 | global warming spigot: ARE YOU STILL BEATING OFF WITH PETROLEUM-BASED FOSSIL FUELS |
#beating-off #mountain-background #no-title-card #spigot-solo #sustainability |
||
9,019 | 11/27/2023 | bonequest store now open spigot: GIVE ME A REASON TO PARTICIPATE IN LIFE TODAY
pants: NOW OPEN: WWW.BONEQUEST.STORE
deuce: SHOPPING FOR BONES
pants: CELEBRATE CAPITALISM
spigot: :TELEPHONE_RECEIVER: CLONK BA-DONK
deuce: SERVER COMMUNICATION ERROR HAS OCCURRED
pants: OH NO
deuce: MY PAPERS ARE IN ORDER
spigot: DONUT COURT IS NOW IN SESSION
deuce: [LAW & ORDER THEME PLAYS]
spigot: IS EVERYONE OPENING A BOUTIQUE IN NOB HILL
spigot: WORRIED YOU'LL END UP IN THE HOSPITAL BEFORE PLACING YOUR ORDER AND PROCEEDING TO CHECKOUT |
#bonequest-store #capitalism #concerned-deuce #depression #deuce-pants-spigot #donut #drunk-deuce #e-commerce #internet #law-and-order #merch #mountain-background #perfect-gift #phone #sellout #sfw #url |
||
9,020 | 11/28/2023 | cumcatch deuce: LET'S PLAY CUMCATCH
pants: ALL RIGHT BUT I'VE
pants: OW I WASN'T READY
pants: OW OW YOU'RE CHEATING
pants: STOP USING STRATEGY
pants: OW OW OW YOUR NETCODE SUCKS |
#coy-pants #cum #deuce-pants #disappointed-pants #drunk-deuce #laughing-deuce #modified-character #netcode #ow #physical-comedy #weirdest-pants-face #white-background |
||
9,021 | 11/29/2023 | is this really though pants: HAULGUHALG IS THIS UNBIBLICAL BEHAVIOR GHUALGHLBLGUAHBLGAG
deuce: WE'LL NEVER KNOW |
#bible #cocksucking-noises #deuce-pants #mountain-background #no-title-card #somber-deuce #theology |
||
9,022 | 11/30/2023 | docking sequence complete spigot: THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT MUST STOP
pants: MAYBE WE WERE ALL TRANS THE WHOLE TIME (X-FILES THEME)
spigot: LET'S TALK PENIS TO PENIS
deuce: (DOCKING)
pants: DOCKING SEQUENCE INITIATED
deuce: `HARD DOCK` WOOOOOOSH `RETRACTING` CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK _BONK_ `DOCKING SEQUENCE COMPLETE` |
#apocalypse #bored-pants #disappointed-pants #docking #drunk-deuce #frottage #penis #red-text #somber-deuce #sound-effects #trans #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background #x-files |
||
9,023 | 12/1/2023 | prune abuse spigot: I SEARCHED FOR PRUNES TO FAKE OUT AD SERVERS AND NOW I'M SEEING ADS FOR PRUNES AND I'M LIKE HA HA DON'T CARE MEANWHILE BANKRUPT PRUNE FARMERS ARE SMOTHERING THEIR CHILDREN AND HANGING THEMSELVES DUE TO MY PRUNE ABUSE |
#advertising #custom-background #farm #murder-suicide #no-title-card #sfw #spigot-solo #suicide |
||
9,024 | 12/2/2023 | do something pants: I AM A MUFFIN
pants: EAT ME
pants: STUFF ME
pants: SIT ON ME
pants: DO SOMETHING FOR GOD'S SAKE |
#blue-background #coy-pants #fed-up-pants #feederism #food #huffy-pants #muffins #sfw #weird-coy-face #weird-pants-face |
||
9,025 | 12/3/2023 | tonight's topic deuce: SPLATTERY DIARRHEA
spigot: THAT IS TONIGHT'S TOPIC |
#deuce-spigot #diarrhea #falu-red-background #no-title-card #somber-deuce |
||
9,026 | 12/4/2023 | huge load spigot: BIDEN TAKES HUGE LOAD
spigot: SORRY LEAD |
#lime-background #misreading #news #politics #sfw #spigot-solo |
||
9,027 | 12/5/2023 | bosch: legacy spigot: GIVE ME TEN BJ'S IN A ROW OR I WON'T DOWNLOAD SEASON 2 OF BOSCH: LEGACY |
#blowjobs #bosch-legacy #spigot-solo #threat #ultimatum #urinal-background |
||
9,028 | 12/6/2023 | barfed so hard deuce: MY CAT BARFED SO HARD HIS HEAD ROTATED AROUND |
#barf #cat #custom-background #deuce-solo #orange-background #sfw #the-exorcist |
||
9,029 | 12/7/2023 | the late afternoon spigot: I SURE DO WISH MY PENIS WOULD RALLY IN THE LATE AFTERNOON LIKE MSFT OR NVDA
spigot: ANYWAY IF YOU'RE A DRUNK DIVORCED DAD WITH A GAMBLING PROBLEM AT A STRIP CLUB GO AHEAD AND SMASH THAT SUBSCRIBE BUTTON FOR MORE LINUS TECH TIPS |
#boner #divorce #drunk #economics #eggshell-background #gambling #linus-tech-tips #microsoft #nightlife #nvidia #penis #penis-of-spigot #spigot-solo #stock-market #youtube |
||
9,030 | 12/8/2023 | keys / keyboard spigot: HOW DO YOU GET EGG NOG OUT OF THE KEYS/KEYBOARD
deuce: WITH HELP FROM GOD AND HIS LITTLE ELVES |
#christmas #cleaning #eggnog #elves #god #keyboard #mountain-background #sfw |
||
9,031 | 12/9/2023 | love atandt: BONK
spigot: WONK
atandt: BORT
spigot: LOVE
deuce: HOW ARE YOU
spigot: FINE
deuce: WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME OVER FOR GAY SEX
spigot: HANGING UP NOW |
#atandt-deuce-spigot #bonk #gay #mountain-background #phone #rejection |
||
9,032 | 12/10/2023 | down down down deuce: CHECK OUT MY TITS
deuce: MY TITS ARE DOWN HERE |
#deuce-solo #no-title-card #olive-background #somber-deuce #tits |
||
9,033 | 12/11/2023 | harsh and unforgiving spigot: I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHY DICKS ARE SO WARM AND WELCOMING TO THE NEW USER BUT SO HARSH AND UNFORGIVING TO THE VETERAN |
#dicks #mousehole #no-title-card #old #spigot-solo #terence-mckenna #woodring-room-background |
||
9,034 | 12/12/2023 | law of large numbers pants: TODAY I AM EITHER THE HERO OR THE GOAT!!!!!!! ALL LUCY HAS TO DO IS HOLD THAT FUCKING FOOTBALL STILL
deuce: T PANTS I THINK SHE'LL DO IT THIS TIME
deuce: I MEAN THINK ABOUT IT
deuce: LAW OF LARGE NUMBERS
deuce: ONE OF THESE DAYS SHE'S GOING TO NOT PULL IT AWAY ... MAYBE TODAY?!?!? |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #disappointed-pants #football #hold-still #modified-character #mountain-background #peanuts |
||
9,035 | 12/13/2023 | gun fire spigot: GUNFIRE FOLLOWED BY URINE BALLOONS |
#gun #no-title-card #spigot-solo #team-fortress #urine #violence #yellow-background |
||
9,036 | 12/14/2023 | working hard and hardly working spigot: <DING> BONEQUEST.STORE ORDER INCOMING
deuce: THEY WANT A PAPERBACK EH
pants: HOW ABOUT INSTEAD: THE CONTENTS OF MY CATBOX
spigot: <DING> BONEQUEST.STORE ORDER INCOMING
deuce: STICKERS ???
pants: STUFFING PENNIES AND CAT HAIR INTO THE ENVELOPE
spigot: <DING> BONEQUEST.STORE ORDER INCOMING
deuce: BUTTONS???
pants: REPLACING YOUR SKU WITH A LIVE SQUIRREL FROM THE BACKYARD
spigot: UM DING
pants: WHAT
pants: SOMEONE'S T-SHIRT HAS A LOAD ON IT |
#blue-background #bonequest #bonequest-store #cat-hair #catbox #deuce-pants-spigot #grin-panel #merch #multiple-backgrounds #no-title-card #red-background |
||
9,037 | 12/15/2023 | my ass is haunted spigot: WELL I GUESS YOU'RE JUST TOO COOL TO BELIEVE IN GHOSTS THAT LIVE IN GIRLS' REAR ENDS |
#ass #ghosts #haunted-ass #pants-spigot #woodring-den-background |
||
9,038 | 12/16/2023 | like a virgin spigot: ALL I'M SUGGESTING IS A CIRCUMCISED GAY MEN'S CHOIR
pants: AND ONCE WE HAVE THEM ROUNDED UP IN ONE PLACE SINGING A DELIGHTFUL A CAPPELLA VERSION OF "LIKE A VIRGIN"
pants: BAM
spigot: WE RELEASE THE CONFETTI |
#circumcision #coy-pants #gay #madonna #pants-spigot #sfw #singing #wholesome #woodring-stairs-background |
||
9,039 | 12/17/2023 | a single droplet of tinkle spigot: I PUT MY PHONE DOWN ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR AND A SINGLE DROPLET OF TINKLE FELL FROM MY PENIS RIGHT ONTO THE SEND BUTTON SO THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE SOME BUT NOT ALL OF MY DICK PICS
spigot: LET ME KNOW WHEN WE CAN DIFF DIRS |
#bathroom #dick-pics #gunmetal-background #penis-of-spigot #spigot-solo #tinkle #urine #version-control |
||
9,040 | 12/18/2023 | inter national intrigue pants: QUICKLY NOW PUT ON THIS DISGUISE AND MEET ME AT THE GAY BAR AT THE FAR END OF AIRPORT TERMINAL 3 JUST PAST HOMELAND SECURITY
deuce: DOES THE GAY BAR HAVE A NAME
pants: SUSPICIOUS PACKAGES |
#bored-pants #datacenter-background #deuce-pants #disguise #drunk-deuce #gay #gay-bar #homeland-security #modified-character #moustache #moustache-pants #package #pun |
||
9,041 | 12/19/2023 | different voices, still lives spigot: STILL SO PISSED BORDER PATROL ASKED IF I WAS TRANSPORTING ANY FRUITS OR VEGETABLES
pants: MY RAP NAME IS SIR WIPESALOT
effigy: CUT TO EVERYONE TOASTING WITH WATER ON THE BRIDGE OF THE YAMATO
dick: NOT ONE OF YOU HAS ASKED ME ABOUT MY NEW KLEEN KANTEEN
deuce: DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE N / NO / NEVER : |
#anime #border-patrol #california #dick-deuce-effigy-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #kleen-kanteen #potomac-background #rap #sfw #space-cruiser-yamato #spring-water #star-blazers |
||
9,042 | 12/20/2023 | gratitude pants: AN OPEN LETTER TO THE POLICE OFFICER WHO SAVED MY AUTISTIC SON
pants: YOU STUPID SHIT |
#autism #cop #pants-solo #parenting #police #woodring-room-background |
||
9,043 | 12/21/2023 | loving it pants: ARE YOU PUMPED FOR MCDONALD'S NEW RESTAURANT "COSMC"
deuce: FUCK NO
deuce: I MEAN I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS
pants: BUSTED |
#bait-and-switch #deuce-pants #fast-food #mcdonalds #mountain-background #trick |
||
9,044 | 12/22/2023 | your google timeline pants: YOUR 2023 GOOGLE TIMELINE HIGHLIGHTS: CITIES VISITED
pants: WALGREENS |
#america #location-history #mountain-background #pants-solo #retrospective #sfw #walgreens |
||
9,045 | 12/23/2023 | poignant synecdoche pants: A POIGNANT SYNECDOCHE FOR THE SUBORDINATION OF WOMEN ???
pants: I JUST WANT MY JUNK HUSTLED
pants: ROCK AND STONE
deuce: SAGGING MY BAGS
spigot: NOW YOU ARE STEERS AND QUEERS AND A PETER PUFFER |
#bored-pants #deep-rock-galactic #deuce-pants-spigot #full-metal-jacket #gay-marriage #huffy-pants #junk #metaphor #metonymy #nuts-of-deuce #nuts-of-pants #peter-puffer #prostitution #queer #sesquipedalian #steers #synedoche #testicles #women #woodring-stairs-background |
||
9,046 | 12/24/2023 | check local listings for showtimes spigot: LICK MY DICK AND GET 10% CASH BACK
spigot: AT PARTICIPATING DICKLICKERIES |
#advertising #blue-background #dicklicking #no-title-card #spigot-solo |
||
9,047 | 12/25/2023 | all i want for christmas is poo spigot: I CAN ONLY TAKE ONE GUEST TO THE NAKATOMI PLAZA CHRISTMAS PARTY |
#christmas #christmas-tree-lights #deuce-pants-spigot #die-hard #gunmetal-background #no-title-card #poo #weird-pants-face |
||
9,048 | 12/26/2023 | time and tide pants: TODAY I WILL GROW A PAIR
spigot: IF THERE'S EVER A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH I SAY JUST HAVE FUN WITH IT
deuce: TIME AND TIDE
spigot: ONE DICK TO PAY THE BILLS, ONE DICK JUST FOR ME
pants: WE HAVE LOST JASON BOURNE |
#assassination #deuce-pants-spigot #funloving-nonsense #jason-bourne #matt-damon #minecraft-background |
||
9,049 | 12/27/2023 | further unspecified pants: PLEASE JUST LET ME BEAT OFF NORMALLY, JUST THIS ONCE
pants: MAYBE I COULD MASTURBATE USING PORNOGRAPHY
deuce: I THOUGHT YOU LIKED THE GUNFIRE AND INTERMITTENT, BLOOD-CURDLING SCREAMS
deuce: AND ARABIC MUSIC
pants: THOSE ARE ALL FINE, I'M REFERRING TO (UNSPECIFIED)
pants: (FURTHER UNSPECIFIED) |
#beating-off #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gun #masturbation #porn #sage-background #screaming #somber-deuce #unspecified #weird-pants-face |
||
9,050 | 12/28/2023 | the pledge spigot: HOW ARE WE ALL DOING ON OUR PLEDGE TO HAVE MORE CANNOLIS DELIVERED TO OUR HOMES VIA UBER EATS |
#italian #no-title-card #pledge #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
||
9,051 | 12/29/2023 | back slash deuce: AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO STILL LOSES THEIR SHIT WHEN SOMEONE'S READING ALOUD A URL AND SAYS "BACKSLASH" |
#deuce-solo #mountain-background #no-title-card #somber-deuce #url #web |
||
9,052 | 12/30/2023 | happiness spigot: IT SUCKS TO HAVE SO MUCH DIARRHEA BUT THIS IS WHAT HAPPINESS LOOKS LIKE |
#corndog-background #diarrhea #happiness #no-title-card #philosophy #poo #sfw #spigot-solo |
||
9,053 | 12/31/2023 | signs of grooming spigot: LEARN TO SPOT THE SIGNS OF GROOMING LIKE THIS MOVE WHERE I YANK YOUR SKIRT UP OVER YOUR HEAD |
#no-title-card #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |