No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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5,832 | 1/17/2015 | it was all a dream |
pants |
#dream #jean-charles #no-dialog #pants-solo #sfw #uncredited-character #weird-pants-face |
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6,449 | 10/14/2016 | it won't quit deuce: GLHGAHLAGHLGAHLAG
pants: OH YEAH
pants: HALGHLAGHLAHGLAHGLAG
pants: HOW ABOUT THAT
deuce: IT'S SPREADING (GLHAHLGAHLGH)
pants: HLAHGLAHGLAHGLUAHG
pants: LORD GOD IT WON'T QUIT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,532 | 11/3/2019 | it'll grow back pants: don't make me think
pants: just do what i ask
pants: ow ow ow okay don't do ow exactly what i ask ow ow use common sense ow ow ow it'll grow back ow |
pants |
#jean-charles #ow #pants-solo #physical-comedy #sfw #urinal-background |
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6,662 | 5/30/2017 | it's a big city deuce: SOMEONE TOOK A SHIT IN YOUR DRINK
deuce: ALSO IT'S ALL BUBBLY AROUND THE EDGES SO MANY SOMEBODY PISSED IN IT TOO
pants: THESE THINGS HAPPEN (IT'S A BIG CITY) |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #gnu #huffy-pants #piss #poo #typo #urinal-background |
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6,538 | 1/17/2017 | it's a brand new day 3/3 spigot: WE GOT COUNTDOWNS, WE GOT RED LIGHT GREEN LIGHT, WE GOT GIRLS PANTOMIMING...
spigot: ...EXACTLY WHAT BEATOFF STEPS TO PERFORM AND DOWNLOADABLE,...
spigot: ...PRINTABLE PDFS TO ELEVATE THE CURRICULUM
spigot: I DO NOT WANT ANYONE SAYING THEY LACK INSTRUCTION OR ENTHUSIASM TO...
spigot: ...BEAT OFF IN 2017, IT'S A NEW DAY
spigot: CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
spigot: I AM NOT CLAPPING I AM SHOUTING AT YOU TO CLAP |
spigot |
#business #clapping #joi #mountain-background #porn #school #series #shouting #spigot-solo #title-mismatch |
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6,166 | 12/19/2015 | it's a coffee drink pants: DID YOU MEAN 'SLINKY BUBBLE-BUTTED TWINKS'?
deuce: DISGUSTING
deuce: YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT HOW I LIKE MY TWINKS
deuce: QUICK FOLLOWUP: WHAT'S A TWINK
pants: IT'S A COFFEE DRINK WHERE YOU ADD ESPRESSO TO A CUP OF HOT WATER |
deuce pants |
#coffee #depth-charge #deuce-pants #did-you-mean #gay #hospital-background #kaff #stray-dot #twink |
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4,519 | 4/16/2011 | it's a done deal pants: NONESUCH AND POPPYCOCK
deuce: BALDERDASH AND ALSO POSSIBLY BANDERSNATCH
pants: PISHTOSH AND MISHMASH
pants: REDACTED ANAL QUACKERY (IT'S A DONE DEAL) |
deuce pants |
#anal-quackery #deuce-pants #jabberwocky #redacted #woodring-field-background |
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6,360 | 7/13/2016 | it's a kind of hot and sour soup pants: I AM GOING TO CLICK THE CHINESE FOOD BUTTON |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #chinese-food #pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background |
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8,923 | 8/23/2023 | it's a mistake pants: WE'RE GONNA SUCKER PUNCH SO MANY TERFS
pants: BAM POW ZAP TAKE THAT "LADY" |
#coy-pants #mountain-background #onomatopoeia #pants-solo #physical-comedy #righteous-fury #terf #transgender |
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500 | 2/8/2000 | it's a small, small world dick: IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL / IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL
dick: BUT IT STILL WON'T FIT UP MY ASS
dick: OH WAIT - THERE IT WENT |
dick |
#anal #dick-solo #disney #disneyland #mother #mousehole #singing #woodring-room-background |
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5,445 | 12/25/2013 | it's a wonderful life deuce: HAHA
deuce: I MADE A CAMGIRL CRY
deuce: THANK YOU CLARENCE |
deuce |
#camgirls #christmas #deuce-solo #minecraft #stray-dot #woodring-den-background |
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6,629 | 4/27/2017 | it's about time spigot: SHOULD WE HAVE A DICK RATE THREAD
pants: I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK |
pants spigot |
#4chan #dicks #pants-spigot #soc #urinal-background |
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3,126 | 5/25/2007 | it's all good deuce: ONRAPEBEGINS, ONRAPECONTINUES, ONRAPEENDS, ONTHROATCUT
pants: HANDY
deuce: YES IT'S QUITE CONVENIENT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #event #programming #rape #woodring-room-background |
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8,905 | 8/5/2023 | it's all relative ozone: UP YOURS
net: T OZONE MINE OR SOMEONE ELSE'S
ozone: I THINK WE CAN GET IT ALL UP YOU IF WE TRY REALLY HARD
net: BECAUSE IF YOU MEAN MINE I THINK "DOWN YOURS" IS MORE APPROPRIATE |
#anal-insertion #mountain-background #net-ozone |
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5,001 | 9/12/2012 | it's almost like deuce: IT'S ALMOST LIKE I'M MADE OF GOD |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #god #public-toilets #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,252 | 6/2/2013 | it's better this way deuce: APPLE BAPPLE I NEED A DICK TRANSPLANT
net: I'M A DONOR
deuce: LET'S MAKE A DEAL |
deuce net |
#apple-bapple #deuce-net #dicks #reduplication #transplant #woodring-field-background |
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7,501 | 10/3/2019 | it's called spigot: it's called wewank and it's a bunch of cubes |
spigot |
#single-panel #spigot-solo #wank #wework #woodring-room-background |
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1,643 | 3/31/2003 | it's got my head pants: IT'S GOT MY HEAD OW OW MAKE IT LET GO OW OW
pants: OH GOD OW OW USE AMERICAN CHEESE OW OW
pants: MY NECK HAS LONG SINCE BROKEN
pants: ALSO I THINK FRIENDSTER IS DOWN
pants: ALL I CAN DO TO EXPRESS MY DISPLEASURE IS TWITCH, FOAM
pants: ALSO THIS AMERICAN FLAG ONLY HAS 9 STARS
pants: WHERE ARE THE OTHER 1,001
deuce: OKAY THIS IS CLEARLY A PSYCHOTIC BREAK |
deuce pants |
#america #cheese #coy-pants #deuce-pants #friendster #funloving-nonsense #sfw #social-media #woodring-field-background |
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5,070 | 11/28/2012 | it's got to be deuce: SHIT JUST DOESN'T HAPPEN ANYMORE IT'S GOT TO BE SOMEONE'S FAULT |
deuce |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-solo #white-background |
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5,017 | 10/4/2012 | it's heavy pants: GET THIS THING OFF ME
deuce: IT'S HEAVY HUH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #heavy #physical-comedy #sfw #yellow-background |
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7,073 | 8/2/2018 | it's just you and me |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #boner #coy-pants #hospital-background #pants-solo #piss #piss-tarp #title-mismatch |
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9,138 | 3/25/2024 | it's not about the money deuce: I THINK YOU HAVE A PURDY MOUTH
spigot: DELETE THIS
deuce: SHUT |
#batman #delete-this #deliverance #deuce-spigot #mountain-background #shut |
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7,463 | 8/26/2019 | it's not easy spigot: it's not easy / licking dick
spigot: it is for me but / probably not so much / for you |
spigot |
#bug-report #dicklicking #frog #green-background #kermit #muppets #not-easy-being-green #singing #spigot-solo |
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6,235 | 3/9/2016 | it's not every day pants: AH... THE BUM BOAT! THAT'S OUR PLACE! HALUGAHGLAHLGHAG |
pants |
#mary-worth #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
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5,046 | 11/4/2012 | it's now time spigot: "IT'S NOW TIME FOR ME TO PASS 'STAR WARS' TO ON TO A NEW GENERATION OF FLLLRRRRRHHHHHGG," MR. LUCAS SAID IN A STATEMENT. "GLLLLLGGGGG."
pants: WILD HORSE BENT HIS WILD HEAD
pants: O MY MISTRESS AND WIFE OF MY MASTER
pants: I WILL BE YOUR SERVANT FOR THE SAKE OF THE WONDERFUL GRASS |
pants spigot |
#kipling #pants-spigot #star-wars #uncategorized-background |
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8,180 | 8/11/2021 | it's only effigy: URINE
deuce: DELICIOUS AND BUBBLY
deuce: YELLOW AND TRUE
pants: SO GLAD IT’S ONLY
pants: PEE AND NOT POO |
deuce effigy pants |
#drunk-deuce #pee #piss #poetry #poo #wham #yellow-background |
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4,500 | 3/28/2011 | it's only natural pants: IF IT EVER STOPS RAINING AGAIN LET'S LICK DICK
deuce: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THAT
pants: JUST LICK DICK THEN
pants: IT'S ONLY NATURAL |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #mouse-cursor #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,187 | 1/9/2016 | it's right here pants: COME AND GET YOUR LOVE
deuce: IT'S REALLY STICKY
pants: I DON'T NEED YOUR APPROVAL, MOTHER
pants: SERIOUSLY COME AND GET YOUR LOVE IT'S RIGHT HERE |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #mother #redbone #sfw #woodring-stairs-background #world-wide-web |
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6,301 | 5/15/2016 | it's settled then spigot: AND DAT'S DAT
pants: DUSTS OFF HANDS
pants: HANDS IN POCKET
pants: WALKS AWAY WHISTLING |
pants spigot |
#beating-off #goodfellas #mafia #pants-spigot #urinal-background |
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7,339 | 4/24/2019 | it's some kind of tea room anyway pants: forced to give head in the toilet
pants: april fool's!!!!!!!!
pants: i didn't say stop |
pants |
#dicklicking #pants-solo #red-background #toilet |
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7,641 | 2/20/2020 | it's the equivalent spigot: a dong in my mouth
spigot: i'm told it's the equivalent of a chest x-ray |
spigot |
#chest-x-ray #dong #mousehole #radiation #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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8,521 | 7/17/2022 | it's well past time pants: I AM A SIMPLE MAN
deuce: WELL WE BOTH ARE
pants: I SEE A COCK I PUNCH IT (AND THEN FEEL BAD LATER FOR PUNCHING THE COCK)
pants: YOU KNOW WHAT
pants: WE'VE LIVED RICH, FULL LIVES
pants: IT'S TIME TO LIE DOWN IN THE DIRT
deuce: YAY |
#angry-panel #cock #coy-pants #death #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #physical-comedy #punching #resignation #stalldoor-background |
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4,575 | 6/20/2011 | item zero spigot: ALL THOSE IN FAVOR
spigot: FOLKS THESE WOMEN NEED ROOMS TO CLEAN AND IF THERE'S NO
spigot: EXCUSE ME I HAVE THE FLOOR
spigot: THE FIRST ITEM IN THE ARRAY, ITEM ZERO, WILL BE DOGSHIT
spigot: HANDS UP WHO KNOWS WHY IT'S CALLED ITEM ZERO
spigot: HANDS UP WHO'S HEARD OF ARRAYS
spigot: HANDS UP WHO LIKES DOGSHIT
spigot: FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER |
spigot |
#dogshit #mouse-cursor #spigot-solo #white-background |
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5,207 | 4/18/2013 | its momentum becomes fuzzy spigot: EVEN MY DONG BEHAVES DIFFERENTLY IF IT'S BEING OBSERVED
deuce: ITS POSITION BECOMES WELL-DEFINED BUT ITS MOMENTUM BECOMES FUZZY (IT SHAKES UNCONTROLLABLY) |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dong #physics #single-panel #woodring-field-background |
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8,450 | 5/7/2022 | itunes gift cards spigot: NNNNNGGG I'VE BEEN HACK A DOODLE DOO'D
pants: YOUR DUMB GAY FRIENDS ARE HERE FOR YOU
pants: WE CAN SEND $$ VIA ITUNES GIFT CARDS
pants: DO YOU NEED MY SOCIAL SECURITY #
deuce: SHOULD I SHOOT MYSELF IN THE HEAD TO HELP YOU RECOVER YOUR ACCOUNT
pants: I THINK WE HAVE TO ASSUME THAT WE ARE DEALING WITH A RUSSIAN AGENT RATHER THAN OUR FRIEND SPIGOT (THE BEAR)
deuce: YOU'RE RIGHT (SENDING HIM DICK PIX)
pants: :FOOT: :DROOLING_FACE: |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #dick #dick-pics #drunk-deuce #emoji #feet #foot-appetite #friends #gay #hacking #itunes #mountain-background #nuggh #russia #spigot-the-bear #suicide |
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2,834 | 8/2/2006 | J.E.B.S. atandt: THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE JERKCITY EMERGENCY BROADCASTING SYSTEM:
atandt: DO NOT MASTURBATE HERE
atandt: USE WANKING CHAMBER |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #emergency #emergency-broadcast #fighting-irish-pose #grey-background #masturbation #wanking-chamber |
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8,871 | 7/2/2023 | j'accuse pants: GAY
deuce: AM NOT |
#a-love-story #deuce-pants #gay #gay-theory #not-gay #sfw #somber-deuce #truth #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,041 | 8/14/2015 | j*e*r*k deuce: T SPIGOT YOU SEE RADAR LEFT HIS TEDDY BEAR AT THE CAMP WHEN HE WAS DISCHARGED BECAUSE HE HAD GROWN UP AND DIDN'T NEED IT ANYMORE
spigot: SHUT UP |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #mash #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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1,418 | 8/17/2002 | j/k spigot: JUST KIDDING!!!! I STUCK THE TOILET PLUNGER UP MY ASS WHEN I GOT HOME AND I WAS JUST EMBARRASSED THAT IT BROKE OFF!!!!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#ass #birthday-strip #mountain-background #spigot-solo |
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7,407 | 7/1/2019 | jack me off pants: jack **me** off
deuce: 010
pants: jack me **off**
deuce: 001
pants: **jack** me off
deuce: 100 |
deuce pants |
#asterisks #binary #deuce-pants #hand-job #jacking-off #mountain-background |
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7,350 | 5/5/2019 | jackoff planet pants: jackoff planet
deuce: beatoff aisle
spigot: walgreens |
deuce pants spigot |
#beating-off #deuce-pants-spigot #mountain-background #spigot-points #walgreens #weird-pants-face |
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1,551 | 12/28/2002 | jailhouse singalong spigot: A JAILHOUSE SINGALONG?!?!!? OH BOY
spigot: FRERE JACQUES / FRERE JACQUES
spigot: JUST THE CHILD MOLESTERS THIS TIME |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #child-molestation #child-molesters #frere-jacques #math #michael-jackson #molestation #music #oh-boy #pi #prison #singing #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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6,694 | 7/6/2017 | jam jars spigot: IS THAT SO???? WELL HERE'S WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT!!!!!! 10-12 MINUTES FLIPPING AROUND ATTEMPTING TO GET MY REAR-END TOPMOST
deuce: I DON'T WANT TO GET OFF ON A RANT HERE BUT [TREMENDOUS, NON-STOP DIARRHEA]
pants: CHOPPING OFF HEADS
deuce: BEATING OFF INTO JAM JARS, SEALING THEM AS TIME CAPSULES
pants: BLESSED BE
spigot: TURNS OUT I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
deuce pants spigot |
#beating-off #beheading #deuce-pants-spigot #deuces-shits #diarrhea #funloving-nonsense #lynnea #nothing-to-say #rant #uncredited-character #white-background |
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2,109 | 7/12/2004 | james woods deuce: JAMES WOODS CLEARLY STRAINS TOO MUCH ON THE POT
pants: TOO MANY OLIVER STONE MOVIES, NOT ENOUGH GREENS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #james-woods #marijuana #oliver-stone #poo #sfw #white-background |
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3,132 | 5/31/2007 | jamming or jabbing deuce: WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT THE SUPREME COURT
spigot: I'M BEING INDECENT OVER HERE IN THE LADIES' ROOM
spigot: DO I SAY THE DONG IS "JAMMING" INTO MY FACE OR JUST "JABBING"
spigot: I'M / JUST / WILD / ABOUT / BONERS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #judy-garland #singing #urinal-background |
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64 | 11/8/1998 | jamming the hose spigot: I WOULD HAVE TO DESCRIBE "FOR BETTER OR WORSE" AS HILARIOUS, HEARTWARMING
spigot: LIKEWISE GARFIELD AS A TUBBY TABBY WITH CATTITUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: YOU ARE JAMMING THE HOSE INTO MY NOSE |
#blank-panel #garfield #hose #nose #rhyming #sfw #spigot-solo #violent-disapproval #woodring-field-background |
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663 | 7/17/2000 | janine deuce: JANINE LINDEMAGLAGIHGL SHE SHOULD BE SHOT FOR MAKING ME TRY TO PRONOUNCE IT
spigot: JANINE USELESS AND OVER THE HILL 5 YEARS AGO, STILL AROUND TO SALVAGE HER CAREER AND HER SHOP-WORN FACE
deuce: RIGHT THAT'S HER LAST NAME
: neniam sen mia permeso |
deuce spigot |
#custom-background #deuce-spigot #god |
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1,214 | 1/27/2002 | january 27th 2002 atandt: YOU KNOW
pants: WHAT?
pants: OK |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,084 | 9/19/2001 | january urine deuce: WHO'S GETTING ME WHAT FOR VALENTINE'S DAY PEOPLE
pants: I'M GIVING YOU MY JUG OF JANUARY URINE
pants: HEARTS AND FLOWERS ??? KITTENS AND HUGS ??? A DOZEN RED ROSES ???
deuce: FAGGOT
pants: COCKS AND SOME MANNER OF MEAT BY-PRODUCT THAT HURTS WHEN IT ENTERS YOU ???
deuce: FUCKING
: Memo to all: In the future, please do not eat cat food on the set. The smell of the empty cans is disturbing the night crew.
|
deuce pants |
#caption #deuce-pants #valentines-day #woodring-room-background |
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273 | 7/4/1999 | java and the state of the computing industry atandt: APPEARS JAVA ISN'T SAVING THE WORLD AS PLANNED
spigot: MAYBE SOME SORT OF PISSLET |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #java #piss #programming #woodring-stairs-background |
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779 | 11/10/2000 | java security pants: GRANTING PRIVILEGES TO UNTRUSTED CLASSES ???
atandt: IMPLEMENTING MY OWN SIGNING FACILITY ???
pants: DEPLOYING REAL-WORLD SOFTWARE ON THE INTERNET ???????/
atandt: CARTOONS ABOUT COCKSUCKING AND DICKLICKING ????
pants: NOW YOU'RE TALKING THERE CHIEF
atandt: I LIKED YOU BETTER WHEN YOU WERE IN A COMA (A VERY GAY COMA INDEED) |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #java #object-oriented-programming #programming #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,769 | 3/22/2023 | javascript question spigot: JAVASCRIPT QUESTION:
spigot: HOW DO YOU COUNT THE DICKS IN MY MOUTH |
#coy-pants #dicks #javascript #mountain-background #mouth #pants-spigot #programming |
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6,193 | 1/19/2016 | jbod deuce: THERE'S NO WAY THAT JBOD DOES NOT STAND FOR JUST A BAG OF [STATIC] |
deuce |
#computers #deuce-solo #sfw #urinal-background |
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4,667 | 9/25/2011 | jean-charles and the nuts spigot: I JUST SHOWED MY NUTS TO JEAN-CHARLES AND HE DIDN'T THINK IT WAS SO FUNNY
deuce: OH IS THAT BECAUSE HE'S FRENCH
spigot: AND FAT, YOU KEEP FORGETTING
deuce: RIGHT YEAH THANKS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #fat #jean-charles #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #woodring-field-background |
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7,454 | 8/17/2019 | JEAN-CHARLES YOU ARE FLOATING IN SPACE pants: YOU HAVE RUINED THE QUEEN'S SURPRISE BIRTHDAY, YOU FOOL
spigot: THEY WILL NEVER SEE ME IN THE HOTEL WITH THIS OUTRAGEOUS DISGUISE
pants: OH MY GOODNESS THE TOILET IS OVERFLOWING
spigot: HOW CAN YOU STACK THE CHEESES SO HIGH, THEY WILL SURELY TOPPLE
pants: I SHOULD NEVER HAVE EATEN ALL THAT BRIE
spigot: THE PASTRIES ARE COMING TOO FAST DOWN THE CHUTE (I MUST CATCH THEM ALL AND YET I AM DRUNK WITH WINE) |
pants spigot |
#birthday-strip #cheese #jean-charles #pants-spigot #queen-elizabeth #sfw #spiritualized #toilet #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,891 | 3/17/2015 | jean-charles you clumsy clod spigot: JEAN-CHARLES YOU CANNOT LADLE THE SAVORY CREPE BATTER ONTO THE SKILLET AND SIMULTANEOUSLY FLY THE HELICOPTER
spigot: OH ZE FRENCH SPORTS STARS
spigot: ZE SEVEN FRENCH SPORTS STARS JEAN-CHARLES YOU CLUMSY CLOD
spigot: NOW THERE ARE NO FRENCH SPORTS STARS
spigot: JEAN-CHARLES YOU HAVE INSTEAD USED THE SWEET CREPE BATTER!!!!!!!!!
pants: MALAYSIA AIRLINES TOWELETTE FOUND ON WESTERN AUSTRALIA BEACH
spigot: JEAN-CHARLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
pants spigot |
#crepe #current-events #french #helicopter #jean-charles #pants-spigot #sfw #sports #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,850 | 8/17/2006 | jean-charles, be careful while riding the dumbwaiter pants: YOU BLEW MY MIND
deuce: THEN I FORCED YOU TO BLOW ME
deuce: AND ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD
deuce: ZOOM OUT, PAN AND FADE |
deuce pants |
#birthday-strip #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #dumbwaiter #title-mismatch #woodring-den-background |
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2,451 | 7/15/2005 | jean-charles, you fool! spigot: CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP HERE COME THE HORSES
spigot: HOLY CHRIST THEY'RE CRAPPING ALL OVER THE STAGE
spigot: WHAT A CRAZY MESS YOU HAVE MADE JEAN-CHARLES
spigot: J'TAIME
pants: AND THE PRESIDENT OF THE BANK WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE
spigot: ALL OVER THE SIDEWALK OUTSIDE THE CAFE THIS IS A CATASTROPHE
spigot: QUICKLY, TAKE THESE SACKS OF FLOUR AND *POOMPH*
spigot: JEAN CHARLES YOU KLUTZ
spigot: JEAN CHARLES YOU HAVE SOILED YOUR LAST PAIR OF TROUSERS AND TODAY IS PICTURE DAY |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #foomph #french #horse #jean-charles #pants-spigot #poo #shit #soiling-myself #yellow-background |
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282 | 7/13/1999 | jedi master spigot: I'M A LIMPWRITHTED JEDI MATHTER UTHING THE FORTH |
spigot |
#mock-lisp #spigot-solo #star-wars #woodring-room-background |
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8,551 | 8/16/2022 | jeers spigot: I'VE MAINTAINED MY POSITION ON LOCKS/DEADBOLTS FOR OVER 20 YEARS: JEERS |
#callback #cheers #consistency #deadbolt #jeers #lock #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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8,720 | 2/1/2023 | jeffery!!!! i hate you jeffery!!!!!! pants: T SPIGOT SPOILER ALERT FOR DAHMER ON NETFLIX:
pants: (GAY THEMES) |
#gay #netflix #no-title-card #pants-spigot #swamp-background #weird-pants-face |
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8,847 | 6/8/2023 | jelly beans pants: LET'S INVENT MINECRAFT AND THEN EAT JELLYBEANS UNTIL WE ARE SICK |
#candy #food #jellybeans #minecraft #minecraft-background #no-title-card #notch #pants-solo #sfw |
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9,314 | 9/17/2024 | jelly beans spigot: MA'AM, EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE FINE.
spigot: I'M A PARAMEDIC. YOU'RE HAVING A STROKE.
spigot: PLEASE LAY DOWN WITH BOTH FEET SLIGHTLY ELEVATED OVER MY SHOULDERS
:jellybeans: OUT OF BOTH POCKETS
spigot: WHEN ARE WE GOING TO HAVE TWO FACTOR ***DEAUTH*** |
#authentication #harriet #jellybeans #medical-advice #potomac-background #punctuation #spigot-solo #uncredited-character |
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8,357 | 2/3/2022 | jelly newton spigot: TRY MAKING FIG NEWTONS WITHOUT FIGS AND ADD PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY
spigot: YOU STUPID SHITS
spigot: MAYBE SLIGHTLY MORE JELLY THAN PEANUT BUTTER
deuce: AND THUS, SPIGOT INVENTED THE JELLY NEWTON
deuce: DEUCE INSISTED IT BE CALLED THE JELLY LEIBNIZ, BUT SPIGOT VEHEMENTLY DISAGREED. YEARS OF LAWSUITS ENSUED
deuce: BOTH DIED OF OLD AGE BEFORE THE CASE WAS SETTLED |
deuce spigot |
#brown-background #cooking #despair-panel #deuce-spigot #fig-newtons #math #tragedy |
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3,409 | 3/3/2008 | jerk bug deuce: I'M A JERK BUG
pants: BUGGERY IT IS THEN
deuce: BUT WAIT I |
deuce pants |
#buggery #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #woodring-room-background |
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45 | 10/9/1998 | jerk lab spigot: SO LONG STUPID CUBE WHERE DORKS CAN TALK AND PEOPLE CAN SEE MY PORN
spigot: HELLO DARK LONELY LAB WITH A LOCK ON THE DOOR AND COMPLETE PRIVACY
spigot: IMPORTANT WORK GOING ON IN HERE
spigot: HURF BURF BREASTS |
spigot |
#breasts #cubicles #jerking #porn #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,745 | 7/11/2003 | jerk machine deuce: I'M JUST A JERK MACHINE |
deuce |
#jerking #machine #woodring-field-background |
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83 | 12/13/1998 | jerk me deuce: I'M A FRESH MORNING BONER
deuce: JERK ME BEFORE YOU HAVE TO GO TO WORK
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deuce |
#bonequest-hd #boner #deuce-solo #low-res #woodring-room-background |
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3,302 | 11/17/2007 | jerk pizza bed deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO GO OVER THE OUTLINE FOR THE EVENING AGAIN PLZ
spigot: JERK, THEN THE PIZZA ARRIVES, THEN BED
spigot: THE VIRGIN MARY APPEARED BEFORE ME AND THEN TOLD ME TO GO LICK DICK SO OPEN UP SIR (JINGLE CLICK)
deuce: THIS ISN'T STILL PART OF MY ITINERARY IS IT |
deuce spigot |
#dc-comics #deuce-spigot #kamandi #pizza #title-mismatch |
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17 | 9/7/1998 | jerk two dicks deuce: WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE LOVE ME
pants: I JERK TWO DICKS BEFORE I JERK TWO DICKS
pants: IT MAKES ME FEEL ALL RIGHT
pants: HONK HONK HONK
deuce: I DON'T UNDERSTAND |
#deuce-pants #deucegrin #dicks #drunk-deuce #fourth-wall-pants #honk #sad-deuce #sublime #two-dicks #woodring-field-background |
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784 | 11/15/2000 | jerkbone spigot: T PANTS IT TURNS OUT "NADS" IS SHORT FOR "GONADS" WHICH IS SLANG FOR BALLS
spigot: ANYWAY I GOT KICKED THERE
pants: YOU CAN STILL PAY RENT THROUGH RIGHT
pants: A KNOCK TO THE NUTS (E.G. TESTICLES) SHOULDN'T PREVENT YOU FROM WRITING CHECKS
spigot: ACTUALLY THE BONE THAT CONNECTS MY NUTS TO MY WRIST IS SPRAINED
spigot: THAT'S MY JERKBONE
spigot: POSSIBLY MY JIZZBONE, I'M NOT A DOCTOR |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #balls #bone #jerking #jizz #nuts #pants #pants-spigot #spigot #testicles #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,013 | 2/1/2007 | jerkcity deuce: GLHGAHLGALHG
dick: I HAVEN'T HAD A GOOD "GLHGAHLGALHG" IN AGES |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #photo-background |
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2,389 | 5/14/2005 | jerkcity pants: YOU THINK SO HUH
pants: IF YOU CALL THE COPS SO HELP ME GOD I'LL FUCK YOU INSIDE OUT AND PUT YOUR BODY IN A DRUM
pants: VALHALLA I AM COMING |
pants |
#cop-blocking #dont-tell-anyone #drums-of-concrete #help-me-god #huffy-pants #led-zeppelin #murder #pants-solo #violent-sex #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,439 | 4/2/2008 | jerkcity 101 pants: DO ME IN
pants: JERKCITY-101 ONLY AVAILABLE EVERY OTHER QUARTER
pants: OKAY THAT'S IT I'M LICKING THEM ALL OVER AGAIN FROM THE START HLUGAB HLUABGLUHALBAG :HGSA:AHG:LAGADYFG OW OW OW QUIT IT LAHGHALUGHULAHUUGLAG |
pants |
#pants-solo #uncategorized-mosaic-background |
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2,700 | 3/21/2006 | jerkcity 2,700 deuce: IS THIS THE PART WHERE SPIGOT EXPOSES HIMSELF AND
deuce: UH
deuce: AND WE ALL UNCOMFORTABLY PRETEND WE CAN'T SEE HIM |
deuce spigot |
#censored #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #mountain-background |
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2,005 | 3/30/2004 | jerkcity 911 pants: THIS IS JERKCITY 911 WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY
atandt: THE BAD MAN HIT ME
pants: YOU DON'T SAY
atandt: WAL-MART ROLLS OUT 88 PER SONG SERVICE
pants: CALLER WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY
atandt: MOLEMEN WITH CHARCOAL HEARTS |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #molemen #sfw #wal-mart |
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3,377 | 1/31/2008 | jerkcity alarm deuce: JERKCITY ALARM
spigot: IS THAT ANYTHING LIKE THE RAVE ALARM (WEARING MY TIGHT PANTS) |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #rave #sfw #television-background #tight-pants #title-mismatch |
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6,311 | 5/25/2016 | jerkcity annual report spigot: OKAY PEOPLE HERE'S A LIST OF EVERYTHING I'VE ACCOMPLISHED THIS WEEK: |
spigot |
#annual-report #cement #list #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,797 | 12/13/2014 | jerkcity annual report SPIGOT: HELLO
SPIGOT: SPECIAL CHRISTMAS MESSAGE FOR ALL MY JERKCITY FRIENDS
SPIGOT: HO HO
SPIGOT: HOO DUH
SPIGOT: SUCKING IT |
spigot |
#christmas #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,052 | 5/16/2004 | jerkcity decoder ring pants: -----BEGIN COMPRESSED RSA ENCRYPTED MESSAGE-----
pants: HALGHALUG BLAHUA NUGGGGGH ANAL UHBLALAG SPIT DUH AHLUGHLAUG HBAGLUHAGHLAG
pants: -----END COMPRESSED RSA ENCRYPTED MESSAGE----- |
pants |
#anal #cocksucking-noises #encryption #nuggh #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,827 | 7/26/2006 | jerkcity evening news : Tonight's episode of Spigot the Bear was made possible with a [REDACTED] from Jerkcity and viewers like you.
spigot: OKAY HOME TO SPURT EVERYONE
spigot: SO NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE |
spigot |
#caption #redacted #redacted-text #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #woodring-field-background |
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2,806 | 7/6/2006 | jerkcity faq spigot: STEP ONE IS TO SOAK ME WITH A LOAD OF SPURT
spigot: STEP TWO IS TO RUN AWAY
atandt: NOT EVEN A HANDI-WIPE???? ???????//
spigot: LET'S NOT GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #black-background #faq #handi-wipe #punctuation #spurt |
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2,733 | 4/24/2006 | jerkcity forever spigot: MY MOUTH IS A ROCKY PLACE WHERE YOUR SEED CAN FIND NO PURCHASE
pants: CALL THE ENCLAVE |
pants spigot |
#den-background #enclave #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #raising-arizona #viscera |
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4,446 | 1/22/2011 | jerkcity forever pants: WE'RE INTERACTING IN A VIRTUAL ENVIRONMENT
deuce: T PANTS GROSS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #meta #sfw #urinal-background |
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3,834 | 5/2/2009 | jerkcity forever and ever pants: JERKCITY FOREVER
pants: FOREVER AND EVER
pants: AMEN BROTHER |
pants |
#pants-solo |
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3,444 | 4/7/2008 | jerkcity forever and ever and ever pants: STILL HERE
pants: STILL TURNING THE CRANK, MAKING MORE
pants: STILL MASTURBATING NIGHTLY TO THE WEIRD PANTS FACE
pants: STILL CHOKING THEM UNCONSCIOUS THEN RUNNING AWAY WITHOUT PAYING
pants: STILL DAYDREAMING ABOUT THE BRUISES I LEFT ON YOU
pants: STILL RUBBING YOUR NOSE IN IT
pants: STILL MOPPING IT UP WITH YOUR HAIR
pants: JERKCITY FOREVER |
pants |
#cocks #irc #masturbation #mop #mountain-background #pants-solo #weird-pants-face |
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2,851 | 8/18/2006 | jerkcity inc. spigot: HEY EVERYONE
spigot: WHAT A SWANK SWINGIN' SCENE THIS IS WITH COCKTAILS AND FANCY TIES
spigot: WAIT A MINUTE
spigot: HUBRLBLHLBJHLURUBLE THIS IS A GAY PARTY HUBLAUBH
spigot: PTH PTHTHTHTH GET OFF ME |
spigot |
#deja-vu #mountain-background #spigot-points #spigot-solo #title-mismatch |
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2,143 | 9/11/2004 | jerkcity is the place for me pants: SHIT MAN MAYBE AFTER I'VE HAD MY COFFEE THEN WE CAN START TALKING ABOUT THE
pants: OH SHIT WE'RE TOTALLY LIVE !!! COUGH COUGH COUGH DUDE
pants: JEAN-CHARLES HOW COULD YOU MISTAKE THE SCREAM FOR A RESTAURANT MENU !!! YOU MUST RETURN THE PAINTING AT ONCE BEFORE ANYBODY NOTICES
deuce: %RANDOM |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #jean-charles #marijuana #the-scream #white-background |
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528 | 3/7/2000 | jerkcity pledge break spigot: FOLKS IF YOU WANT TO SUPPORT JERKCITY YOU CAN DO IT WITH ANONYMOUS DOLLARS SO I CAN'T TRACE IT BACK TO YOUR FUCKING SPEECH & DEBATE TEAM!!!!! OKAY?!?!?! AND GIRLS PLEASE: READ A BARELY LEGAL BEFORE RINGING MY DOORBELL |
spigot |
#barely-legal #folks #pledge #spigot-solo #this-space-for-rent #woodring-room-background |
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629 | 6/15/2000 | jerkcity pledge break 2 hanford: JERKCITY IS MADE POSSIBLE BY A GRANT FROM THE EXXON CORPORATION
hanford: AND VIEWERS LIKE YOU
hanford: HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE
pants: I BROKE A WINDOW |
hanford |
#bonequest-hd #bonequest-hi-fi #hanford-pants #woodring-field-background |
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5,562 | 4/21/2014 | jerkcity pledge week deuce: THEY'RE PEOPLE TOO
pants: NOT REALLY
deuce: THEY WERE ONCE PEOPLE BUT ARE NOW EMPTY SHELLS WHICH CAN BE USED FOR THINGS
deuce: SO SEND IN THAT MONEY PEOPLE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #fundraising #mountain-background #pledge |
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5,563 | 4/22/2014 | jerkcity pledge week cont. deuce: LET'S TAKE OUT THAT HEROIN AND REPLACE IT WITH A HAMBURGER !!!!
pants: HORNING IN ON JERKCITY PLEDGE WEEK
pants: DIVERT FUNDS TO FUDGE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fudge #fundraising #hamburger #heroin #mountain-background #pledge |
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1,459 | 9/27/2002 | jerkcity premium subscribers only spigot: SALON HAS INCURRED SIGNIFICANT NET LOSSES AND NEGATIVE CASH FLOWS FROM OPERATIONS SINCE ITS INCEPTION.
spigot: AS OF MARCH 31, 2002, SALON HAD AN ACCUMULATED DEFICIT OF $76.6 MILLION.
spigot: DISCUSS! SALON PREMIUM SUBSCRIBERS ONLY. |
spigot |
#march #salon #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,040 | 12/1/2009 | jerkcity presents !!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: JERKCITY PRESENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: I'VE SEEN BIGGER STARS AFTER SITTING ON MY NUTS |
spigot |
#jerkcity-presents #mountain-background #nuts-of-spigot #spigot-solo |
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2,795 | 6/25/2006 | jerkcity press release spigot: FOLKS
spigot: I AM UNVEILING NEW LEGISLATION THAT WILL TARGET ONLINE PEDOPHILES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: IT IS CALLED ME WITH MY PANTS DOWN |
spigot |
#announcement #folks #pedophiles #press-release #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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727 | 9/19/2000 | jerkcity strike: day 1 hanford: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM TO REPORT
hanford: AS OF THE OTHER DAY, THE CAST OF JERKCITY IS ON STRIKE
hanford: WE HAVE MANAGED TO ARRANGE ALTERNATE ENTERTAINMENT
hanford: I HOPE YOU ALL DON'T MIND A GARDENING SERIES IN PLACE OF THE USUAL
hanford: GIVEN THE BUDGET CONSTRAINTS, IT WAS THE BEST WE COULD DO ON SHORT NOTICE
hanford: WE WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED ON THE STRIKE
hanford: IN THE MEANTIME, PLEASE ENJOY "UNTITLED GARDENING PROJECT"
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hanford |
#announcement #bonequest-hi-fi #hanford-solo #on-strike #strike #woodring-room-background |
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730 | 9/22/2000 | jerkcity strike: day 4 hanford: IT ONLY SEEMS FAIR THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE TO LEARN YOUR LINES
pants: I CANNOT AFFORD THE DILLY-DALLY
pants: ARE YOU THE MAN WITH THE FOUR WAY HIPS
atandt: SERIOUSLY LOOK HOW WIDE MY MOUTH IS
hanford: IS IT FAIR TO SAY THAT NEGOTIATIONS ARE STALLED
pants: I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT
atandt: SOME KIND OF QUEER GERBIL WITH A FEZ AND LEDERHOSEN
hanford: APBNEWS.COM OR LIVING.COM MIGHT BUY US
pants: I WANT TO SUCK YOUR COCK
atandt: I CALL THIS MY FIGHTING IRISH POSE
pants: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
atandt: I'M NOT ON STRIKE
pants: SCAB |
#atandt-hanford-pants #bonequest-hi-fi #cocksucking #fighting-irish-pose #irish #meta #negotiations #on-strike #scab #strike #tom-tom-club #wide-mouth #woodring-room-background |
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735 | 9/27/2000 | jerkcity strike: day 9 atandt: CHOOSY MOTHERS CHOOSE JPG
atandt: THOSE BASTARDS BURNED DOWN THE SET DURING LAST NIGHT'S FOOD RIOTS
atandt: SOYLENT GREEN IS DELICIOUS
pants: SCAB !!!!!!!! |
#atandt-pants #blue-background #bonequest-hi-fi #choosy-mothers #end-of-bonequest #jpg #oasis #on-strike #scab #soylent #soylent-green #strike |
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5,186 | 3/28/2013 | jerkcity u pants: AND I'M ALL NO WAY ASSHOLE
pants: AND HE'S ALL I'M GOING TO SUCK THAT DICK OF YOURS
deuce: T PANTS NEITHER OF US ARE SMART ENOUGH TO MAKE IT INTO COLLEGE
pants: AND I'M LIKE NOT EVEN |
deuce pants |
#college #deuce-pants #dicksucking #education #huffy-pants #woodring-field-background |
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1,049 | 8/15/2001 | jerkcity underwater spigot: I AM TRULY UNDER THE SEA
spigot: SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK
spigot: WELL HERE COMES THE UNDERWATER DESSERT CART RIGHT NOW
spigot: THESE PASTRIES AND PIES ARE SOAKING WET BUT WHO CARES
spigot: HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH LEMON HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH APRICOT
spigot: NEXT TIME I'LL BE AN ASTRONAUT SO I CAN SAMPLE THE DELICIOUS SPACE CAKES
spigot: GLUB
spigot: GLUB |
spigot |
#woodring-room-background |