No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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6,124 | 11/5/2015 | last chance spigot: LAST CHANCE TO TELL ME I'M A FUCKHEAD
spigot: GOING ONCE
spigot: GOING TWICE |
spigot |
#auction #fuckhead #insults #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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6,500 | 12/7/2016 | last day for jerksocks spigot: MAYBE INSTEAD OF SOCKS WE JERKCITY UP SOME CUSTOM SPANX AND MAKE THIS COUNTRY PRESENTABLE
pants: WHATEVER MAKES IT OBVIOUS I'M CIRCUMCISED
spigot: YES IT'S PANTS ON AN ENORMOUS PADDED BRA, JUST WEAR IT
pants: WAS RE: SPOCK IN SEASON 1 EPISODE 4
pants: ^ DEUCEBAIT
spigot: JERKCITY PAJAMAS!!!!!!!!! HOW ABOUT JERKCITY WORK BOOTS AND A SILVER MONEY CLIP
pants: HARDHATS AND MANBELTS
deuce: T PANTS SIGH!!!!!! SPOCK'S BRAIN WAS IN SEASON 3
pants: YOU'VE BEEN DEUCEBAITED |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #deucebait #fag-trap #grabapples #grey-background #hardhats #huffy-pants #jerksocks #manbelts #merch #somber-deuce #star-trek #was-re #weird-pants-face |
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8,233 | 10/3/2021 | last name first name deuce: LAST NAME FOX /FIRST NAME SLY
spigot: STICK MY DICK /IN A PUMPKIN PIE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #mountain-background #pie #pumpkin-pie #singing #single-panel |
|
9,243 | 7/8/2024 | last words deuce: WHAT WILL OUR DESCENDANTS SAY
pants: THEY WILL SEX
deuce: GROSS
pants: IF YOU THINK THAT'S GROSS YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!! (PANTS LOGS OUT, DELETES HIS ACCOUNT, MOVES TO RURAL OREGON)
deuce: (DEUCE AS A GRANDFATHER ON HIS DEATHBED, SURROUNDED BY A HUGE LOVING EXTENDED FAMILY, LAST WORDS:) AND I'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT |
#aging #clickbait #coy-pants #death #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #family #oregon #sad #sex #stalldoor-background |
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4,341 | 10/6/2010 | late pants: SO LET'S GO
pants: THIS DUMBWAITER ISN'T GETTING ANY MORE CRAMPED
pants: LET'S GO GO GO |
pants |
#cricket #dumbwaiter #pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background |
|
9,191 | 5/17/2024 | late afternoon yawns deuce: SO MANY YAWNS
pants: PUNCH THEM DOWN
deuce: UF
deuce: MY FISF IS STUCF
pants: I'LL GET HELP (SUCKS OWN DICK, FALLS ASLEEP) |
#autofellatio #deuce-pants #dicksucking #no-title-card #sleep #woodring-room-background |
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8,282 | 11/20/2021 | lateness pants: 15 MINUTES LATE WITH STARBUCKS
pants: 30 MINUTES LATE WITH A SPOT OF JIZZ ON MY CHIN
pants: 45 MINUTES LATE, MISSING A SHOE
pants: 60 MINUTES LATE TRAILED BY A MARCHING BAND |
pants |
#gunmetal-background #jizz #pants-solo #starbucks #weird-pants-face |
|
1,780 | 8/15/2003 | latin pants: IN QUEERUS DELERIUM (DIZZY)
pants: PROVO NOVA DONGS IN THE PARKING LOT
pants: EL CUPLA DE SANTOS BI-FRIENDLY WANGS
deuce: HOLY GOD HE'S DELIRIOUS FROM THE LACK OF BONERS
pants: CLINGING TO LIFE (AND THESE HOSTESS PRODUCTS) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dizzy #hostess #parking-lot #product-placement #woodring-field-background |
|
6,319 | 6/2/2016 | latino art only pants: I MANHANDLE BANANAS
pants: LATINO ART ONLY
pants: AIN'T YOU HERE TO PROSPECT GOLD
deuce: I RECKON |
deuce pants |
#bay-area #deuce-pants #latino #san-francisco #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
|
936 | 4/18/2001 | latino pride pants: MY LATINO PRIDE IS OFFENDED BY YOUR BONER
deuce: ZZBZZZBZBBZZBZBBZZBBZ (BONER ATTEMPTING TO CONVINCE YOU OTHERWISE)
pants: ACACACACACACACCACCA (BEING CONVINCED)
|
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #mexicans #woodring-room-background |
|
8,016 | 2/28/2021 | latkes spigot: OKAY SO HBO MAX DOCUMENTARIES ARE JUST CLIP ART CONTENT FARMS, GOT IT
deuce: FLYOVER FOOTAGE OF FLYOVER STATES
spigot: DO YOU DARE ME TO BUST A MOVE ON CBS ALL-ACCESS TELEVISION WEARING NOTHING BUT A TWIX
deuce: :NOTES: PUTTING LATKES IN MY MOUTH :NOTES: DOO DAH / DOO DAH
spigot: NETFLIX PRESENTS THE SHUTTERSTOCK MURDER
deuce: HALLMARK PRESENTS THE YOU MURDER |
deuce spigot |
#cable #camptown-races #cbs-all-access #clip-art #dare #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #food #hallmark #hbo #latkes #minecraft-background #netflix #potato-pancakes #sfw #singing #stock-photography #streaming-services #television #twix |
|
8,880 | 7/11/2023 | latte-quik-background spigot: THIS BACKGROUND COLOR FEELS SO GOOD
spigot: IT'S LIKE A LATTE WITH STRAWBERRY QUIK
spigot: AND THE LIGHTER THE THEME, THE MORE MILLENNIALS FUCK THE FUCK OFF
pants: HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING |
#cbc2be #coy-pants #drunk-spigot #latte-quik-background #meta #millennials #okay-pants-face #pants-spigot #quik |
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9,034 | 12/12/2023 | law of large numbers pants: TODAY I AM EITHER THE HERO OR THE GOAT!!!!!!! ALL LUCY HAS TO DO IS HOLD THAT FUCKING FOOTBALL STILL
deuce: T PANTS I THINK SHE'LL DO IT THIS TIME
deuce: I MEAN THINK ABOUT IT
deuce: LAW OF LARGE NUMBERS
deuce: ONE OF THESE DAYS SHE'S GOING TO NOT PULL IT AWAY ... MAYBE TODAY?!?!? |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #disappointed-pants #football #hold-still #modified-character #mountain-background #peanuts |
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7,812 | 8/8/2020 | lawyer jokes spigot: FOLKS WHAT DID ONE LAWYER SAY TO THE OTHER LAYWER
spigot: WE'RE BOTH LAWYERS |
spigot |
#despair-panel #failed-comedy #lawyers #mountain-background #mouth #sfw |
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7,682 | 4/1/2020 | lay dormant spigot: folks covid-19 can lay dormant in your rear end for up to ten inches |
spigot |
#anal #covid-19 #dimensional-analysis #folks #mugwump-jizm #naked-lunch #rear-end #spigot-solo #urinal-background #william-burroughs |
|
3,930 | 8/6/2009 | lay that golden egg deuce: HITTING YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL YOU LAY THAT GOLDEN EGG
pants: I HAVE LAID SOMETHING THAT COULD BE CALLED EGGLIKE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #egg #urinal-background |
|
3,051 | 3/11/2007 | lazy pants: DIG MY HOLE FOR ME |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #bong #hole #lazy #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,627 | 10/31/2022 | lde spigot: SORRY ABOUT MY LDE (LONG DONG ENERGY) |
#dong #medical #mountain-background #spigot-solo |
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6,636 | 5/4/2017 | le blurk le bjork pants: MEAN TIME BETWEEN SQUIRPS
spigot: LE PLEBS, LE PLOPS
deuce: SHITTWEETS ARE NOT IN REALTIME
spigot: LE SQUIRTS
pants: BUT THEY ARE EVENTUALLY CONSISTENT
spigot: LE BLURK LE BJORK |
deuce pants spigot |
#bjork #deuce-pants-spigot #french #onomatopoeia #orange-background #poo #somber-deuce #weird-pants-face |
|
1,001 | 6/24/2001 | le protocole terrible deuce: IF WE TOUCH DICKS WE CAN TRANSFER DATA DIRECTLY BETWEEN OUR BODIES
pants: LORDY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #woodring-room-background |
|
8,549 | 8/14/2022 | lead agile coach deuce: MY JOB TITLE IS LEAD AGILE COACH WHICH MEANS I DON'T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING BUT TALK ABOUT DOING THINGS TO PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO DO THINGS |
#agile #deuce-solo #middle-management #sfw #single-panel #urinal-background #work |
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3,943 | 8/19/2009 | leading the team spigot: WEIRD HOW IN PERSON MY CRIPPLING SOCIAL PHOBIA KEEPS MY FROM TALKING!!!!!! BUT IN THE STALL I AM LITERALLY 100% PROACTIVE SUCKING/CHOKING ACTION!!!!
spigot: LEADING THE TEAM
spigot: I AM FEELING VULNERABLE AND I NEED LOVE *BEEP!* |
spigot |
#choking #social-anxiety #spigot-solo #sucking #urinal-background |
|
3,174 | 7/12/2007 | leafcutter ant vs. meat bee deuce: I'M A LEAFCUTTER ANT
net: I'M A MEAT BEE
pants: I'M MORE OF A COCKSUCKER |
deuce net pants |
#bee #cocksucker #deuce-eating-mouse-cursor #deuce-net-pants #drunk-deuce #mouse-cursor #woodring-room-background |
|
7,800 | 7/27/2020 | lean and mean pants: COCKS
pants: THEY'RE LEAN AND THEY'RE MEAN
pants: ALSO THEY'RE UGLY AND STEAL BOOKS FROM THE LIBRARY |
pants |
#cocks #library #lorem-ipsum #pants-solo #theft #yellow-background |
|
7,280 | 2/24/2019 | lean in pants: drill a hole in my head
deuce: I'm a hangover
pants: god is in there (you can talk to him, ask him anything)
pants: ***anything***
pants: no seriously
pants: just lean into the hole in my head and whisper |
deuce pants |
#asterisks #deuce-pants #god #green-background #hangover #sfw #trepanation #weird-pants-face |
|
3,669 | 11/18/2008 | lean in to inspect the document pants: OH COME ON
pants: IT SAYS SO RIGHT HERE
pants: AND AS YOU LEAN IN TO INSPECT THE DOCUMENT, I GRATIFY MYSELF ALL OVER YOU |
pants |
#gravy #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
4,563 | 6/1/2011 | leaning forward deuce: I HAVE NO IDEA WHO VIEWED THAT MIDGET TRANNY PORN, SENATOR [LEANING FORWARD TO SPEAK INTO MICROPHONE] |
deuce |
#black-background #congressional-testimony #cspan #deuce-solo #midget #senator #trannies #ts |
|
6,022 | 7/26/2015 | leaning into you pants: SERIOUSLY JUST POUND HIS HEAD WITH THE CLUB
pants: WAIT A MINUTE
pants: WHERE DID WE BURY HIM (WEARING A WIRE, LEANING INTO YOU SO THE POLICE CAN HEAR YOU) |
pants |
#murder #pants-solo #urinal-background |
|
5,537 | 3/27/2014 | learn jerkcity the hard way spigot: MAKIN' THE SCENE HOO DEE BOO DANCING
spigot: DAMP
spigot: IF YOU COULD JUST PLEA *SLAM* KNOCK KNOCK |
spigot |
#dancing #scared-spigot #spigot-solo #suppository #white-background |
|
4,610 | 7/26/2011 | learn you good spigot: IS IT TWO CODEINE OR TWO HUNDRED CODEINE
spigot: WITH MY NESTLE QUIK |
spigot |
#codeine #spigot-solo #white-background |
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3,351 | 1/5/2008 | learning to suck : Ladies and Gentlemen, for your consideration, Spigot the Bear.
(spigot): LEARNING TO SUCK
spigot: HONK BONK
spigot: NO
spigot: HURF BURF
spigot: NO
spigot: HOMPH HOMPH
spigot: NO |
spigot |
#caption #homph #honk #hurf #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #whisper #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,828 | 3/14/2012 | leave some for later deuce: DO THE WHOLE FUCKING VILLAGE
pants: HOW ABOUT INSTEAD WE DO SOME OF THE VILLAGE AND LEAVE SOME FOR LATER |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #platoon #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,725 | 2/6/2023 | leaves of three pants: LEAVES OF THREE / SUCK A DICK
pants: LEAVES OF FOUR / SUCK A DIFFERENT DICK |
#botany #coy-pants #dicklicking #green-background #pants-solo #rhyming |
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8,466 | 5/23/2022 | leaving early spigot: LEAVING AT 2PM TODAY!!!
spigot: AVAILABLE ALL THE USUAL WAYS
spigot: STALL 1, STALL 2, STALL 3
spigot: PING IF NEEDED
spigot: (OR JUST TAP) |
#gay #spigot-solo #stalls #tap #woodring-room-background #work |
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2,485 | 8/18/2005 | led zep pants: MY LED ZEPPELIN T-SHIRT IS FINALLY STARTING TO FADE
pants: MAYBE NOW I CAN HANG OUT IN THE SMOKING SECTION
pants: IT'S GOT THE GUY WITH THE STICKS ON THE FRONT AND ON THE BACK IT'S ALL ZOSO |
pants |
#led-zeppelin #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-room-background #zoso |
|
4,863 | 4/18/2012 | left behind spigot: ALL MY PORNING IS WORTH IT IF I CAN I.D. PORN STARS JUST BY THE SPLATTERS THEY LEAVE BEHIND
spigot: THIS
spigot: IS
spigot: MY
spigot: LIFE |
spigot |
#existential #porn #spigot-solo #white-background |
|
913 | 3/26/2001 | left by the wayside pants: I, EFFICIENT COCKSUCKING MACHINE
deuce: COULD WE GET A MEASURE OF THAT EFFICIENCY
deuce: I MEAN HOW MANY DICKS GET LEFT BY THE WAYSIDE
pants: T DEUCE WHAT DO YOU MEAN "LEFT BY THE WAYSIDE" ????
deuce: YOU KNOW
deuce: THE DICKS THAT FALL DOWN THE SEWER
deuce: THE ONES THAT CRAWL AWAY AND YIPE OUT THE DOOR AND GET THE ATTENTION OF THE POLICE
deuce: ETC. |
deuce pants |
#woodring-room-background |
|
9,177 | 5/3/2024 | left unspecified pants: WHO WANTS TO HOLD MY HAND WHILE I BEAT OFF
deuce: THE NON-BEATOFF HAND
pants: I DIDN'T SPECIFY
deuce: THAT'S WHY I DID |
#a-love-story #apricot-background #beating-off #clarification #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #no-title-card #semantics |
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590 | 5/8/2000 | leftwise, rightways pants: GLUG ME DOWN LEFTWISE AND RIGHTWAYS
deuce: I DON'T NEED TO FOLLOW YOUR SPECIFIC INSTRUCTIONS
pants: BUT
deuce: WHAT IF I WANT TO GO RIGHT AND THEN LEFT AND THEN UP
pants: BUT I
deuce: WHAT ARE YOU A NAZI ???
pants: MY POINT IS THAT RIGHT AND THEN LEFT AND THEN UP VIOLATES THE PRIME DIRECTIVE
deuce: OH
deuce: I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN
deuce: WELL WE'RE AT AN IMPASS HERE
deuce: SO I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE YOU FROM BEHIND
pants: THAT IS A LEGAL MOVE AND LUAHGOLAL
|
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #directions #glug #mousehole #nazi #star-trek #typo #woodring-room-background |
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711 | 9/3/2000 | legoland net: WHAT???!?!?
net: THE LEGO COMPANY DOES NOT ENDORSE THE LEGO HOLOCAUST ARTWORK
net: SENDING BACK MY LEGOTOWN GAS CHAMBER / SKELETONS KIT
|
net pants |
#holocaust #net-pants #woodring-field-background |
|
2,479 | 8/12/2005 | lemon poppy seed muffins spigot: LET'S HAVE A LITTLE LESS COLLABORATION AND COMMUNICATION AND A LITTLE MORE EJACULATION AND MAYBE ALSO LEMON POPPYSEED MUFFINS |
spigot |
#ejaculation #jizz #muffins #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,457 | 9/25/2002 | lemon squares spigot: TRYING TO FIT IN
spigot: FOLKS MY BADGE IS YELLOW LIKE A CONTRACTOR BUT I'M LEARNING C++
spigot: I BROUGHT LEMON SQUARES |
spigot |
#c #contractor #folks #lemon-squares #programming #sfw #spigot-solo |
|
2,794 | 6/24/2006 | lemons spigot: WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS
spigot: BUH HO HEY
spigot: NEED SOME CHAPSTICK OVER HERE GANG |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #cliche #photo-background #spigot-solo #uncategorized-mosaic-background |
|
2,038 | 5/2/2004 | leo the lion spigot: I'M LEO THE LION
spigot: PUT TRASH IN ME
spigot: I'M LEO THE LION
spigot: CANDY WRAPPERS GUM MMM YES GOOD FEED ME YOUR GARBAGE
spigot: MMMM HOMPH GOOD I'LL EAT YOUR PAPER CUPS
spigot: HEY LADY NICE BOOBS TOO BAD ABOUT YOUR FACE
spigot: HOMPH HOMPH CHOMP
spigot: I'M LEO THE LION |
spigot |
#boobs #dj-rapekit #leo-the-lion #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
1,219 | 2/1/2002 | less coherent than usual spigot: KNOB HILL |
spigot |
#bay-area #coherence #incoherence #knob-hill #san-francisco #sfw #spigot-solo |
|
7,591 | 1/1/2020 | let go of the wheel atandt: EVERYONE THINKS I'M STRAIGHT BUT YOU KNOW OTHERWISE
spigot: LET GO OF THE WHEEL
atandt: NOT UNTIL YOU'RE GAY WITH KISSES
spigot: SFX: TIRES |
atandt spigot |
#ants #atandt-spigot #jean-charles #kisses #not-gay #sfx #spigot-points |
|
9,136 | 3/23/2024 | let god sort them out spigot: :HELICOPTER:
spigot: :BOOM:
spigot: :MILITARY_HELMET:
spigot: WHEN I DIE, BURY ME UPSIDE DOWN SO THE WORLD CAN FUCK ME MORE IN THE ASS |
#anal #burial #death #emoji #green-background #necrophilia #never-forget #no-title-card #olive-drab-background #spigot-solo #war |
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7,895 | 10/30/2020 | let he who spigot: LET HE WHO LICKS DICK LICK THE FIRST DICK
effigy: WAAAAY AHEAD OF YOU THERE
deuce: FAGS |
deuce effigy spigot |
#bible #deuce-effigy-spigot #dicklicking #green-background |
|
3,692 | 12/11/2008 | let him try now dick: COOL LET ME TRY NOW
dick: FUCK
dick: LET ME TRY AGAIN |
dick |
#black-background #dick-solo #grabassery |
|
5,020 | 10/7/2012 | let loose noises pants: LET LOOSE THE DICKS
dick: SCUTTLE SCUTTLE (DICKS-BEING- LET-LOOSE- NOISES) |
dick pants |
#dick-pants #dicks #white-background |
|
1,473 | 10/11/2002 | let me check in the back pants: T SPIGOT DO YOU HAVE U2'S NEW ALBUM
spigot: LET ME CHECK IN THE BACK
spigot: I'LL JUST
spigot: OH MY SWEET LORD
spigot: BONK BONK BONK WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
spigot: THAT'S GONNA STAIN
spigot: HURP OOOOOOP HOLY
spigot: HURRRRRRRR
spigot: T PANTS NO
pants: OH |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #physical-comedy #record-store #sfw #u2 |
|
7,026 | 6/16/2018 | let me drink you in |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #funloving-nonsense #god #minecraft-background #mouth-of-pants #piss #programming #weird-pants-face |
|
4,443 | 1/19/2011 | let me go now deuce: EXCUSE ME BUT DOES TWO GUYS REALLY QUALIFY AS A "GANG" WAS: RE: GANG BANG
pants: WILL THIS BE ON THE FINAL
deuce: JALAPENO POPPERS
pants: HOLD ME LIKE YOU'LL NEVER LET ME GO
pants: SERIOUSLY LET ME GO NOW
deuce: NOPE YOU'RE MINE NOW |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #food #gang-bang #huffy-pants #hugs #jalapeno-poppers #mousehole #porn #school #woodring-room-background |
|
7,110 | 9/8/2018 | let that be your last battlefield deuce: do you think humans will ever cross the Atlantic |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #disney #dongwear #mickey-mouse #single-panel #somber-deuce #star-trek #white-background |
|
4,042 | 12/3/2009 | let them collide pants: AAAAAAAND BACK TO THE BATHROOM BACKGROUND FOR ANOTHER FOUR MONTHS
pants: LET YOUR BALLS COLLIDE
pants: LDAP |
pants |
#balls #ldap #meta #pants-solo #programming #urinal-background |
|
7,488 | 9/20/2019 | let us dance pants: haulghalhgluahlg i am pants
deuce: greetings pants
deuce: I am [name redacted]
pants: let us dance |
deuce pants |
#blue-background #dance #deuce-pants #redacted #sfw |
|
3,331 | 12/16/2007 | let us dance pants: UNDERFULL \HBOX ???????? \RAGGEDBOTTOM ??????????
pants: LET US DANCE
pants: WAIT WHAT
pants: THIS MEANS WAR
pants: STOMP MY GRAPES
pants: GAY FATNESS PERSONIFIED
: PANTS HAS BEEN SENDING MESSAGES TO YOU TOO RAPIDLY, AND IS NOW BEING IGNORED.
deuce: WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE SO JACKOFFABLE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #fatness #fatness-personified #funloving-nonsense #gay-fatness #genital-mutilation #grapes #huffy-pants #ignored #jackoffable #latex #nuts-of-pants #tex #too-rapidly |
|
5,193 | 4/4/2013 | let us pretend pants: LET US PRETEND WE ARE GAY AND FURTHER LET US DO WHAT COMES NATURALLY |
pants |
#gayness #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
177 | 4/3/1999 | let's all sound off spigot: FOLKS CAN WE GET SOME EXPERT ANALYSIS OF THE ONGOING KOSOVO CRISIS?!?!?!?!
spigot: LET'S ALL SOUND OFF WITH OUR TWO CENTS!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: I TAKE IT UP THE ASS
spigot: IS THIS RING STILL ACTIVE |
deuce pants spigot |
#anal #current-events #deuce-pants-spigot #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #folks #kosovo #low-res #uncredited-character #webring #woodring-stairs-background |
|
153 | 3/12/1999 | let's all switch roles atandt: LET'S ALL SWITCH ROLES FOR THE NEXT 30 SECONDS
deuce: GAHGLAHGLAGHALGHALGHLA I'M ATANDT GAHLGHLGHLGHLGH LOOK AT BONEQUEST GLAGHLAGHLAGHLAGH WILL YOU LIKE ME MORE NOW THAT I PUT IT UP
atandt: THAT WAS LESS FUN THAN PLANNED |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #bonequest #woodring-room-background |
|
8,280 | 11/18/2021 | let's both pants: LET’S BOTH MASTURBATE TO JIMMY GARAPPOLO’S FACE
spigot: DID YOU MEAN JANEANE GAROFALO
pants: N
spigot: ? |
pants spigot |
#49ers #emoji #football #jerking #mountain-background #pants-spigot |
|
7,623 | 2/2/2020 | let's fist again pants: piss on me please
deuce: I counter with an offer of a fistfuck
deuce: wait how about this:
deuce: I punch you in the balls and you let me
effigy: ya, fuck that boomer shit, let's fistfuck |
deuce effigy pants |
#balls #boomers #chubby-checker #deuce-effigy-pants #fisting #greatest-generation #piss #woodring-room-background |
|
3,306 | 11/21/2007 | let's get down to business deuce: HI FRIENDS !!!!
pants: GOOD MORNING / GOOD MORNING / TO YOU
pants: AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU
deuce: WHO LIKES MY BALLS |
deuce pants |
#balls #business #deuce-pants #singing #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,321 | 5/14/2002 | let's get high spigot: LET'S GET HIGH AND REMEMBER OLD TIMES !!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: OHHHHHHHH MARES LICK DICKS AND DOES LICK PRICKS AND LITTLE LAMBS ARE FAGGOTS |
spigot |
#mairzy-doats #marijuana #singing #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,150 | 2/19/2013 | let's get lost spigot: LET'S GET LOST
spigot: LOST IN EACH OTHER'S NUTS |
spigot |
#nuts #nuts-of-spigot #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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6,139 | 11/22/2015 | let's go pants: NUGGGH CHRIST
pants: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK LET'S GO FUCK FUCK MMM
pants: CHRIST
pants: NUGGH
spigot: WELL IF HE WASN'T DEAD TO ME BEFORE |
pants spigot |
#huffy-pants #nuggh #pants-spigot #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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19 | 9/9/1998 | let's go to the moon 1 atandt: HI GUYS
pants: WE'RE ON THE MOON
atandt: HOLY CRAP -- ZERO G MEANS I CAN FINALLY REALIZE MY COCK SUCKING DREAMS
atandt: ACTUALLY THERE IS GRAVITY ON THE MOON, BUT YOU'D NEED MATH TO PROVE IT
deuce: THERE'S NO GRAVITY WE'LL JUST WEAR HEAVY BOOTS
pants: MATH IS HARD |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-pants #bonequest-hi-fi #math #moon #rare-pants #science #woodring-field-background |
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3,646 | 10/26/2008 | let's hear it for dick deuce: LET'S HEAR IT FOR DICK
atandt: DICK DICK DICK DICK DOCK DICK
atandt: I PUT THAT "DOCK" IN THERE TO THROW YOU OFF
deuce: STRANGE
deuce: I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE SINCE I WAS TOO BUSY CONCENTRATING ON THE DICK |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #dicks #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,045 | 11/3/2012 | let's just remember deuce: LET'S JUST REMEMBER MY DONG IS CARBON NEUTRAL FOLKS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dongs #folks #uncategorized-background |
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6,511 | 12/18/2016 | let's light this candle deuce: LET'S LIGHT THIS CANDLE
deuce: BEEP THIS HORN
deuce: TOGGLE THIS FROG |
deuce |
#alan-shepard #deuce-solo #frog #mercury-redstone #nasa #piss #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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7,503 | 10/5/2019 | let's not get carried away pants: acknowledge my right to exist
deuce: let's not get carried away here
pants: pissing brings me joy (and piss) |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #piss #piss-trough-background |
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1,036 | 8/2/2001 | let's not lose sight deuce: FOLKS LET'S NOT LOSE SIGHT OF MY TINY LITTLE PRICK |
deuce |
#gunmetal-background |
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1,659 | 4/16/2003 | let's play deuce: ARRR
deuce: LET'S PLAY THE DONG GAME
deuce: NOTE: THE DONG GAME INVOLVES AN ACTUAL DONG |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dong #lowercase #woodring-field-background |
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5,640 | 7/9/2014 | let's play unix pants: LET'S PLAY UNIX
pants: I WILL BE GREP
deuce: I WILL BE AWK |
deuce pants |
#awk #deuce-pants #grep #macintosh #sfw #unix #urinal-background |
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6,346 | 6/29/2016 | let's pray together pants: PUSH THE POO BACK INTO MY BOTTOM
deuce: IT WON'T STAY
pants: CHRIST IS LORD (LET'S PRAY TOGETHER)
deuce: HGLWHGKAHGHSL |
deuce pants |
#christ #christ-is-lord #deuce-pants #piss-trough-background #poo #religion #weird-pants-face |
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3,270 | 10/16/2007 | let's take ecstasy and make out deuce: LET'S TAKE ECSTASY AND MAKE OUT
pants: NOM NOM NOM
pants: WHY WON'T OBJECTS JUST FLOAT TO THE MOON WHEN I DROP THEM
pants: NOT FAIR |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #ecstasy #gravity #makeout #moon #mousehole #science #woodring-room-background |
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6,290 | 5/4/2016 | let's talk about balls deuce: CAN WE TALK BALLS
bung: MOM!
deuce: THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER |
bung deuce |
#balls #bung-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,927 | 12/1/2020 | let's talk about sex deuce: LET'S TALK ABOUT COCKS BABY
deuce: LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU AND *HUFF*
spigot: HUFF AND HURBLE ARE THE BOOKENDS OF MY LIFE |
deuce spigot |
#cocks #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #feet-above-floor #nonesuch #salt-n-pepa #singing #woodring-den-background |
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914 | 3/27/2001 | let's talk politics spigot: LET'S ALL TALK POLITICS
spigot: HALBHLABHLAHBLAHBL
spigot: SHOOTINGS
spigot: LHBLAHBLAHBLA
spigot: BROWSER WARS
spigot: ALHBLAHBLAHBLAHBL
spigot: AHBLABHLABHALBHALHBA
spigot: SALAMI |
spigot |
#eggshell-background |
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3,950 | 8/28/2009 | lethal weapon pants: I WOULD LIKE YOU TO REACH OVER AND TOUCH ME AT SOME POINT WHILE WE WATCH LETHAL WEAPON TOGETHER ON THE COUCH: PLANNING OUR GAYNESS FAR IN THE FUTURE
spigot: I HAVE ISSUES WITH PESCI
ozone: LETHAL WEAPON 2 OR LETHAL WEAPON 3
: /!\ The user ozone is not connected. |
ozone pants spigot |
#deja-vu #joe-pesci #lethal-weapon #mouse-cursor #movies #not-connected #ozone-pants-spigot |
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839 | 1/11/2001 | letters and faxes pants: WHY ARE YOU IGNORING MY LETTERS AND FAXES
pants: I HAVE SHOWN YOU PHOTOGRAPHS OF MY BREASTS
atandt: CAN'T YOU SEE HOW MUCH HE LOVES DICK |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #breasts #fax #mountain-background |
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5,836 | 1/21/2015 | letters to penthouse pants: TURNOFFS: RUDE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!! |
pants |
#letter #letters #mountain-background #pants-solo #penthouse #people #rude #sfw #turnoff #turnoffs |
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5,042 | 10/31/2012 | lhglhag spigot: OH MY GOD
deuce: LHGLHAG |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #sfw #the-juice #title-mismatch #uncategorized-background |
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1,961 | 2/14/2004 | liberal media or just common sense atandt: EXCUSE ME SIR WE SEEM TO HAVE MISPLACED YOUR PORNOGRAPHY
atandt: THE NAUGHTY BITS HAVE BEEN LOST, BOTH HANDS ARE NOW FREE
atandt: I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH MYSELF
deuce: I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S GAY NEVERTHELESS |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #fighting-irish-pose #liberal-media #mousehole #porn #woodring-room-background |
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8,354 | 1/31/2022 | lick dick forever pants: :sailboat: |
pants spigot |
#emoji #lick-dick-forever #mountain-background #new-slogan #pants-spigot #single-panel |
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1,179 | 12/23/2001 | lick dick quick deuce: LET'S LICK DICK QUICK (LIK DIK QUIK)
deuce: SO QUICK WE HAVE TO LEAVE OUT THE C'S |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dicklicking |
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2,952 | 12/1/2006 | lick dick underwater pants: WE SHOULD LICK DICK UNDERWATER SOMETIME
deuce: NO WAY DUDE THAT'S GROSS
pants: ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS COME UP FOR AIR BEFORE 140 MINUTES HAVE PASSED
deuce: YOU'LL DROWN
pants: I SEE
deuce: NO I MEAN I WILL DROWN YOU |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicklicking #drowning #grey-background #silhouette #underwater |
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8,672 | 12/15/2022 | licking dick spigot: LICKING DICK . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
spigot: HEAR ME OUT . . . . . . . . . . . . .
spigot: . . . . . . . DOT COM |
#dicklicking #mars-background #spigot-solo #url |
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217 | 5/10/1999 | licking for the new year atandt: WE SHOULD START LICKING FOR THE NEW YEAR --> NOW <--
deuce: YOU START
atandt: THAT'S A BIG --> CAN DO <--
atandt: HUGHUGHUGHUGHUGHUGGHGULHGUGHUGHU T DEUCE THAT WAS MORE OF A CHOKING |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #choking #licking #new-year #somber-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,133 | 6/1/2007 | licking something spigot: HANG IN THERE BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: DEXATRIM
deuce: LICKING (SOMETHING) |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dexatrim #drugs #friday #licking #woodruing-room-background |
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3,511 | 6/13/2008 | licking sucking spigot: (A) LICKING
spigot: (B) SUCKING |
spigot |
#multiple-choice #woodring-field-background |
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2,765 | 5/26/2006 | licking the dick loudly deuce: HS1MF108.JPG
deuce: THERE'S SPURT ON THAT THERE FACE
spigot: WHO DUH HUH WHERE DIR???????????
pants: DING DONG
spigot: I'LL GET IT
spigot: HONK BONK CLONK OFF OW SON OF A CRASH BANG BONK
spigot: WHO IS IT
: SPIGOT CREAKS THE DOOR OPEN SLOWLY
spigot: LICKING THE DICK LOUDLY
spigot: HEAR IT: LLLLLL LLLLL LLLLLLL LLLLLLL LLLLLLL LLLL |
deuce pants spigot |
#caption #deuce-spigot #dicklicking #filename #honk #physical-comedy #porn #spurt #title-mismatch #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,219 | 6/6/2010 | lied about being raped deuce: B-B-BUT
deuce: I SUCCESSFULLY WALKED DOWN THE STREET WITHOUT HELP !!!
deuce: SHOULDN'T I GET A PARADE OR SOMETHING
pants: I LIED ABOUT BEING RAPED |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #lies #mouse-cursor #parade #rape #woodring-room-background |
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540 | 3/19/2000 | lies spigot: YOU LIED ABOUT DOCTOR WHO BEING IN YOUR PANTS POCKET
deuce: IT WAS AT MOST AN EXAGGERATION
spigot: MY MOUTH IS BIGGER ON THE INSIDE THAN THE OUU OWW HOOF |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dr-who #drunk-deuce #gay-dads #hoof #low-res #spigot-points #tardis #woodring-room-background |
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6,494 | 11/30/2016 | lies (all lies) pants: OKAY I GOTTA BE HONEST THIS IS MY SECOND TIME ANAL |
pants |
#anal #coy-pants #pants-solo #porn #urinal-background |
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6,273 | 4/18/2016 | lieutenant commander data spigot: DO YOU THINK IF DATA WAS GAY HE WOULD BE CALLED GAYTA
spigot: AND IF HE POSSESSED INFORMATION ABOUT FRIES IT WOULD BE IN THE POPULAR GAYSON FORMAT
spigot: WHAT I'M ASKING IS
spigot: IF LIEUTENANT COMMANDER DATA WAS UPGRADED WITH A CHIP CAPABLE OF...
spigot: ...SIMULATING EMOTIONS COMPARABLE WITH THOSE OF A HUMAN
spigot: WOULD HE AGREE THAT SEASON 10 OF X-FILES IS 'DOGSHIT' OR 'COMPLETE DOGSHIT'
spigot: I'LL TAKE MY ANSWER IN THE HOLODECK |
deuce |
#data #dogshit #fries #holodeck #json #miscredited-character #space-nuts-background #spigot-solo #star-trek #title-mismatch #x-files |
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6,777 | 10/2/2017 | lieutenant commander worf of the federation starship u.s.s. enterprise spigot: JUST SO I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT: IS WORF A TRIPHTHONG
deuce: NO, BUT DATA IS A HOMONYM
spigot: SORRY: IS LIEUTENANT COMMANDER WORF A DIPTHONG |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #data #deuce-spigot #diphthong #drunk-deuce #grey-background #homonym #language #linguistics #science-fiction #sfw #star-trek #television #worf |
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9,294 | 8/28/2024 | life choices effigy: [LIFE OF CRIME] VS [CONTINUE LOOKING FOR JOB] |
#crime #effigy-solo #multiple-choice #sfw #single-panel #stalldoor-background #unemployment |
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6,219 | 2/21/2016 | life hacks spigot: HOW-TOS!!!!!!
spigot: LIFE HACKS!!!!
spigot: INSTRUCTABLES!!!!!!!
spigot: THE MAKER FAIRE!!!!
spigot: DO IT YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: AHEM
spigot: BUT I'M PAYING YOU TO SUCK ***MY*** DICK
deuce: MY LIFE HACK IS CUTTING PEOPLE WHO SAY "LIFE HACK" INTO SMALL BITS AND THEN SHITTING ON THEM |
spigot |
#barf #deuce-spigot #diy #instructables #lifehacks #maker #somber-deuce #spigot-points #urinal-background |
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2,375 | 4/30/2005 | life in the big city with pants pants: THAT WHICH GETS DICKS INTO MY MOUTH IS MY FRIEND
pants: THEREFORE AHABJASBF DIUASKDFBLKAF NAOILSFH BABLAB ALABLABALHAG
deuce: PAY ATTENTION HERE PEOPLE
pants: SERIOUSLY: LIFE IN THE BIG CITY (WITH PANTS) |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking #deuce-pants #dicks #litbcwp #mouth-of-pants #woodring-stairs-background |