spigot: I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT A CONCENTRATION CAMP I CERTAINLY CAN'T CONCENTRATE ON ANYTHING BUT ALL THE DICKS PACKED CLOSELY TO MY FACE IN THIS TRAIN CAR

dick: LIFE IS FUNNY deuce: GHLAGHLAGHLAG

pants: LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF OAGHOAHGLAHGLAHLAG net: IT JUST SO HAPPENS I NEED A BOX OF AOGHOAHGOAHGOAHG

spigot: LIFE IS LIKE A BOXCAR FALLING ON PEOPLE, SMOOSHING THEM

deuce: THIS IS THE UNITED STATES MISSILE SUBMARINE DEUCE deuce: SET CONDITION FOR 1SQ STRATEGIC COCKSUCKING FEST

atandt: PEOPLE atandt: THERE IS LIFE ON MARS: I HAVE PROOF :: POINTS TO MOUTH atandt: IT'S HIDDEN IN HERE deuce: MISSION TO ATANDT' MOUTH atandt: YAY! deuce: I FOUND HUMAN DNA IN YOUR MOUTH!!! deuce: THIS PROVES THAT ALL EARTHLY LIFE ORIGINALLY CAME FROM YOUR MOUTH ??! deuce: GHSH .HV FKIHH

SPIGOT: T PANTS ARE YOU GOING TO GRAB @LIFEQUACKS AND TELL FOLKS HOW THEY CAN BEST FEED YOU BREADS AND CROUTONS AND PASTRIES

spigot: LIFETIME: spigot: TELEVISION FOR WOMEN spigot: NOW HERE'S A BUNCH OF ADS FOR CLEANING PRODUCTS spigot: BATTERED WOMEN'S SHELTERS spigot: AND CREDIT CARDS spigot: WITH PICTURES OF KITTY CATS !!! spigot: WE NOW RETURN TO TWO FAT LADIES

pants: CAN YOU READ THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH pants: LIFT UP YOUR SKIRT AND PRAY TO YOUR GOD pants: WAIT pants: PLEASE STAND BY pants: THE TAG UNDER YOUR TAIL SAYS DO NOT MOLEST pants: WELL IT ALSO SAYS MACHINE WASH COLD BUT THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN pants: SCREAM ALL YOU WANT pants: WHEN I SAY HELMS-A-LEE YOU SAY READY THEN POP MY COCK INTO YOUR MOUTH

spigot: TURN YOUR KEY SIR spigot: IF YOU REALLY WANT TO SEND A FUCK-YOU MESSAGE TO MILLENNIALS, DON'T USE ANY DARK THEMES, GO LIGHT AND BRIGHT WITH YOUR TEXT EDITOR AND THEY WON'T COME NEAR YOU spigot: I'M USING ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE COFFEE WITH LOTS OF MILK AND THEY SQUINT LIKE ASIANS READING PRICE TAGS

pants: T DEUCE PLEASE STOP RATTLING YOUR "LIGHT SABER" IN MY FACE deuce: VROOM VROING deuce: I AM YOUR FATHER pants: BONK POKE deuce: VROING BRRRZT pants: PLEASE STOP RAPING ME

pants: UH OH dick: WHAT NOW pants: T-THE GLORY HOLE HAS SOMEHOW CLOSED UP (AS IF IT WAS A MAGICAL WORMHOLE IN THE SPACE TIME WHATEVER) AND I AM STUCK FIRM HERE SOMEBODY GET A PRY BAR BEFORE THE CLEANING STAFF SHOWS UP dick: DUDE GIVE IT UP dick: NOTHING CAN BE DONE pants: THE OTHER END OF MY DONG COULD BE LIGHT YEARS AWAY

pants: NOW THAT'S-A NICE PENIS pants: LIGHTLY DUSTING IT WITH FLOUR

pants: DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION I ATTEMPT TO BLOW MYSELF AND END UP ROLLING DOWNHILL

spigot: IT'S ONE SMALL CHONG FOR A FONG spigot: AND ONE GIANT DONG FOR LONG BONG spigot: ME RIKEY SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

spigot: WHO'S THAT FASTENING A GIRAFFE TO THE TOP OF HIS BMW LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE spigot: X-FILES FLASHLIGHTS spigot: HE'S GETTING AWA HE CRASHED

deuce: LET'S FACE IT: WHO DOESN'T PINCH ON DICKS LIKE A CRABBY CRAB CRAB pants: I GOTTA FIND THE ORIGIN OF THAT PHRASE deuce: IT WAS SOME CHICK POSTING AN EXAMPLE OF HER ANONYMOUS DIRECT MESSAGES pants: OTHERWISE: FRESH HOT BACON IS ALL I SEE, MY BABBY DEAD, BERNSTAIN BEARS, JULIA ROBERTS IS ACTUALLY A MOVIE STAR SOMEHOW deuce: NELSON MANDELA BECAME PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES pants: AND THE HOME / OF THE / BRAVE [STATIC]

spigot: SWIRLING AROUND LIKE A FLUSHING TOILET pants: DROWN ME AT 10,000 FEET spigot: FULL CAVITY SEARCH pants: AS A MORLOCK I NEVER THOUGHT I'D JOIN THE MILE HIGH CLUB spigot: ENTERTAIN ME OR DIE pants: WE'RE WAY WAY TOO LOW

pants: YES SIR MISTER PRESIDENT

spigot: WHISPERING LIKE A GHOST IN THE WOODS: (spigot): T H E G H E T T O U

pants: JIMMY POOP IS HERE TO MEET JIMMY SHITHEAD deuce: POOP AND SHITHEAD WILL GET ON LIKE A HOUSE ON FIRE pants: THEY'RE BRINGING BOTH THEIR SONS pants: FUCKFACE AND LITTLE JIMMY SHITHEAD deuce: SO FUCKFACE'S LAST NAME IS POOP? pants: RIGHT pants: LET'S BOTH SELECT NOTEPAD FROM THE APPLE MENU pants: I SAY WE GET THE BALL ROLLING, THE PARTY STARTED deuce: ROCK ON !!!!!!!!!!!

spigot: FUCK YOU spigot: I WAS A HUSTLER HONEY IN 83 AND ALSO A OUI TART (1982) spigot: PLEASE PRONOUNCE MY NAME LIKE A MAN

deuce: HELLO I'M THE BIGGEST FAGGOT ALIVE spigot: T PANTS CAN WE PUT ANOTHER TOILET IN OUR HOUSE SO WE CAN PISS AND POO TOGETHER LIKE A NORMAL FAMILY pants: T SPIGOT I PREFER TO POO IN PEACE (BUT YOU MAY WATCH AS I PEE)

pants: WHY CAN'T YOU JACK ME OFF LIKE A NORMAL PERSON deuce: BECAUSE I DON'T SEE NO RING ON THIS FINGER deuce: NO THIS FINGER deuce: STOP LOOKING AT MY BOOBS

pants: ALGHAGHLAHGLAHALG pants: I'M SORRY THAT'S WHAT POPS OUT WHEN YOU BANG MY KNEE LIKE THAT

spigot: I AM LIKE THE SUNFLOWER, HIDING WITH MY KNEES BUNCHED UP IN THE TOILET TRYING TO LOOK THROUGH THE PARTITION AT OTHER PEOPLE'S PISSING DICKS spigot: OKAY MAYBE LESS LIKE A SUNFLOWER

spigot: DEFINITELY GOING TO FUCK YOUR MOUTH LIKE A TUGBOAT uncredited woman: 100 EUROS AND ALSO WHAT IS TUGBOAT

deuce: HURRR pants: HORMPTH deuce: SHOVED INTO THE TOILET LIKE A TURKEY pants: LITTLE LEGS POKING OUT, KICKING INEFFECTIVELY deuce: THE TURKEY IS DEAD pants: YOU ARE THE TURKEY

spigot: ALL I'M SUGGESTING IS A CIRCUMCISED GAY MEN'S CHOIR pants: AND ONCE WE HAVE THEM ROUNDED UP IN ONE PLACE SINGING A DELIGHTFUL A CAPPELLA VERSION OF "LIKE A VIRGIN" pants: BAM spigot: WE RELEASE THE CONFETTI

spigot: I NEED SOMEONE TO GROPE AROUND MY PANTS AND PULL MY DONG LIKE A WEED spigot: A HORRIBLE POINTY THORNY POKEY WEED THAT WON'T SHUT UP DURING TV deuce: T SPIGOT VIGOROUSLY AS IN TEARING IT OUT OR JUST ROUGHLY TESTING TO SEE HOW DEEP THE WEED IS IN THERE

spigot: FOLKS I HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FOR DONGCHONGERY AND FONGBONGERY spigot: ALSO TWO GAY IMAGES spigot: I WOULD NOT HAVE BELIEVED IT MYSELF IF I DIDN'T ACTUALLY CHOKE IT ALL THE WAY DOWN LIKE AN ALUMINUM BAT

spigot: YOU ARE DIAGRAMMING ME LIKE AN IRREGULAR VERB deuce: CONJUGATING YOU NOW

spigot: WE ALSO SUGGEST GUTTERMOUTHS II, SODOMANIA SLOPSHOTS 4-6 AND FILTHY FIRST TIMERS deuce: SPRAYING AND SQUIRTING LIKE AN UNCLAMPED HOSE

pants: QUEER FISTS BASHING MY TENDER GAY FACIAL FEATURES deuce: POUNDING YOU LIKE CLAY

pants: HELLO pants: HELLO pants: EMERGENCY BEACON GOING OFF LIKE CRAZY HERE deuce: LET HIM GO HE'S NO USE TO US ANYWAY pants: PANTS IS DRIFTING INTO OUTER SPACE deuce: THAT'LL TEACH HIM TO NOT LEARN TO USE A SECURING LINE

pants: THE FORMAT OF THE FILES IN `/VAR/NAMED/NAMEDB` ARE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT THAN WHAT WE'RE USED TO, NOTE THE STUPID FAT GAY `@` HANGING AROUND LOOKIN' FOR DICK LIKE DORF ON GOLF deuce: LOOKS THE SAME TO MY GOBBLY EYES

atandt: AVRIL03.JPG YOU HAVE A BIG FAT ASS

pants: LOOK AT MY MOUTH pants: THE PERFECT ROUND "O" INVITES DICKS, LIKE IT OR NOT pants: SO YOU SEE I'M THE PERFECT FAT GAY WHORE pants: (TALKING TO OLD PONTIAC) pants: MOUTH-ABLES deuce: T PANTS THAT'S ONE WORD SIR

deuce: SUCK IT deuce: A FULL FOUR INCHES deuce: UP FROM 2

deuce: DON'T PULL YOUR DICK OUT LIKE LAST TIME pants: FLOP

pants: T SPIGOT ARE YOU GETTING RESPONSES TO THAT YAHOO PERSONAL AD THAT I PLACED FOR YOU spigot: T PANTS PLEASE SHUT UP atandt: WHEN WILL JERKCITY HAVE GUEST STARS atandt: LIKE LOVE BOAT pants: GROSS pants: I MEAN YUM DUH SWALLOW PUNCH POUND SNAP HOOOOO DIAL TONE IF YOU'D LIKE TO MAKE A CALL HONK HONK HONK

pants: WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND (MICROPHONE CUT, STILL TALKING BUT INAUDIBLE) deuce: T PANTS IN THE SKY ABOVE I SEE DICKS RAINING DOWN (LIKE MANA FROM HEAVEN) deuce: ((EXCEPT THEY'RE DICKS)) pants: CHRIST pants: I NEED TO BORROW A WASHTUB deuce: PRICKS, ETC.

atandt: FROM: ADMIRAL KRAG <ADMKRAG@MSN.COM> atandt: SUBJECT: HELLO atandt: "THANKS FOR THE DIPPING INTO ADMIRAL KRAG COMIC .. VERY FUNNY HEH NICE TO BE REMEMBERED" deuce: T ATANDT RUMOR HAS IT HE'S A KLINGON atandt: AND HE HAS AN MSN ACCOUNT

deuce: FOLKS I'M SO DISTRAUGHT I HAVEN'T JERKED OFF IN THREE DAYS deuce: WHEN I FINALLY GO IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE SILLY STRING deuce: ALSO FLAMMABLE

spigot: MY WHOLE LIFE IS LIKE THE TRUMAN SHOW ONLY MY RATINGS NEED A SERIOUS BOOST DUE TO THE LACK OF CAMERAS OR PEOPLE GIVING A SHIT

spigot: TYPE 2 DIARRHEA spigot: TWENTIETH CENTURY FAGS spigot: TELLING JOKES IN JERKCITY IS LIKE THROWING A BOTTLE INTO THE OCEAN spigot: IT MAKES A SPLASH AND SOMETIMES YOU HIT A SEAL

pants: YOU OBVIOUSLY LOVE GREAT QUEER VAMPYRE FICTION pants: WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A SURVEY (ABOUT QUEER VAMPYRE FICTION) pants: THIS QUEER VAMPYRE FICTION WEBSITE USES COOKIES pants: YOU HAVE 5 FREE QUEER VAMPYRE FICTION STORIES LEFT THIS MONTH pants: HI I'M COUNT FAGULA DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT QUEER VAMPYRE FICTION pants: CLICK HERE TO GET QUEER VAMPYRE FICTION DELIVERED TO YOUR INBOX : PANTS HAS BEEN SENDING MESSAGES TO YOU TOO RAPIDLY, AND IS NOW BEING IGNORED. spigot: LOL AT ALL OF THE ABOVE BUT MOSTLY A COUNT FAGULA POPUP SLIDING OUT AND STARING AT ME

pants: LIKE WATER... pants: ...I HAVE NO COLOR pants: PUTTING YOUR FAMILY IN A PIT AND MACHINE GUNNING THEM

pants: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK (spigot): HURRRRRRR I THINK WE GOT DISCONNUHHHHHHHHH pants: THAT SMARTS spigot: KA-DONK BONK pants: DREAMING OF DICK spigot: LIKEWISE (DICKWISE)

pants: COCKS deuce: WHO ASKED YOU spigot: UP YOURS

spigot: WELL MY NAME IS SPIGOTAND I'M HERE TO SAYEVERY SINGLE KIND OF KIT KATIS A-OKAY pants: STRAINING TO IMAGINEWHICH SYLLABLESEACH BEASTIE BOYIS RESPONSIBLE FOR SHOUTING

pants: CAN WE LICK IT, CAN WE PRICK IT deuce: WE CAN DO BOTH pants: HOW ?!?!? deuce: DETAILS FOLLOW deuce: HULBGHULGDBHULBGDBGHULDBGDHULBAGDHLBGDHLUGB deuce: THAT IS A LINCOS-LIKE MESSAGE TRANSMITTED TO ALL THE NEARBY SUNLIKE STARS deuce: THEY WILL REALIZE THAT EARTH IS POPULATED BY FUCKING HOMOS AND STAY CLEAR pants: WHAT IF THEY HAVE CRAZY ALIEN E.T. STYLE DICKS FOR US TO LICK ?!?!? pants: THEY MIGHT SAY HEY APE-LIKE COCKSUCKING BEASTS LET'S LAND THERE deuce: THEY ARE ALMOST CERTAINLY MILLIONS OF YEARS AHEAD OF US IN TECHNOLOGY AND STRAIGHT

pants: DORK FARM pants: LET'S GO pants: LINE UP

pants: YOU'RE BREAKING UP I DIDN'T CATCH ANY OF THAT pants: OH WELL pants: NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT DICKS

spigot: HI EVERYONE spigot: HI DEUCE I AM FINE pants: LINE NOISE spigot: HI PANTS pants: HI spigot: HI deuce: HI HOW ARE YOU} deuce: }I}I}I

spigot: STOP deuce: IN THE NAME OF GLHGHG spigot: MY PTLHJG deuce: BEFORE YOU GHGLGHGH spigot: R E S P E C PTLPGH

deuce: BE A FUCKING MAN: LET ME PUT THIS IN YOU pants: BOTTLES, CANS deuce: PONTIACS, FORDS pants: I AM A RECYCLE BIN deuce: YOU HAVE A HOSPITAL STAY IN YOUR FUTURE pants: FADJFJFJFJFF JFJFFJFJFJFJFJFJFJFJF (LINE NOISE OR COCKSUCKING??? YOU CAN'T TELL CAN YOU)

deuce: EVERYBODY LINE UP AND SMELL THE NUTS spigot: BUT spigot: CAN'T spigot: WITH spigot: I spigot: URF deuce: SMELL THEM

effigy: WELL JUST SIT BACK, PUT ON A COMMODORES RECORD AND DREAM OF HOW YOU SAW LIONEL RITCHIE'S DICK IN THE DRESSING ROOM THAT ONE TIME..... deuce: AHEM IT WAS PANTS' PENIS IN THE BATHROOM effigy: OH, THEN PUT ON EARTH, WIND, AND FIRE

spigot: I CAN ALSO PISS ON MYSELF AND PRETEND IT'S LIQUID SUNSHINE pants: NUGH spigot: HOOOOO YES MAAM LOOK AT ME I'M PISSING MMMMMM spigot: GOOD SPRINGTIME FRESHNESS IN A SPRAY

pants: LISTEN UP AND LISTEN GOOD pants: I CANNOT FIND MY MEDICINE pants: THEREFORE I REQUIRE YOURS (HAND IT OVER PUNK)

spigot: '''''' spigot: ' ' ' '' spigot: '' ' ' '' ' ' spigot: YAY ITS SNOWING ] ]] ] 0T984 ASKDFJ943 spigot: ANYONE

spigot: I'D LIKE TO LICK / THE WORLD A DICK deuce: AND NO MORE / CUM DODGING

pants: LISTEN UP pants: I'M GOING TO THE MOON IN A FEW MINUTES AND I WANTED TO SAY A FEW THINGS FIRST ozone: CAN'T HEAR YOU ozone: DICKS IN EACH EAR

pants: THE FATTEST, THE GAYEST pants: THE FATTEST AND THE GAYEST pants: WHAT I'M SAYING IS

atandt: 1. DICK CLARK atandt: 2. DICK VAN DYKE atandt: 3. DICK VAN PATTEN deuce: 4. JORDAN MCKNIGHT deuce: WHOOPS SORRY GOT CONFUSED THERE atandt: 4. DICK BUTKUS deuce: 5. NINA DE PONCA deuce: WHOOPS SORRY deuce: MY MISTAKE atandt: IM ALL OUT OF DICK spigot: 6. THE TIME I USED SHAMPOO TO JERK AND EVERYTHING JUST GOT ALL FOAMY AND STINGY

spigot: i literally cannot believe louis ck left his house

spigot: literally all the characters in star wars are gay

spigot: does he literally have no idea he's putting his penis in her bottom

spigot: THEY LITERALLY MANSPLAINED ALL OVER MY FACE

pants: literally slobbering over the knob deuce: handkerchief daintily to corners of mouth, then back to it

pants: A LITTLE BIRD LOOKED DOWN ON ME AND SAID "SUCK MORE DICKS" WHICH IS WHAT BRINGS ME TO THE PRESENT, GENTLEMEN

spigot: FIRST I'LL JIZZ UP YOUR FACE SO YOU LOOK LIKE A RODEO CLOWN spigot: THEN I WRITE LITTLE COMEDY BITS TO PERFORM ON JERKCITY spigot: THE PLAINTIFF IN THIS CASE CLAIMS THE DEFENDANT POKED OUT HIS EYE THROUGH A GLORYHOLE spigot: THE DEFENDANT SUGGESTS HE WAS MERELY RELAXING AND DID NOT INVITE THE PLAINTIFF TO PERFORM spigot: LAUGHTER IS MY GIFT TO THE WORLD

deuce: I'M LITTLE ENDIAN pants: FUCK YOU

spigot: WHO'S GAY spigot: I VOTE ME deuce: I VETO spigot: OBJECTION

: KRAKOOM! pants: FEAR NOT TINY PEOPLES, I ONLY PLAN TO EAT SOME OF YOU uncredited tiny woman: JESUS! uncredited tiny man: SON OF A BITCH!

pants: COPS SENDING ROBOT INTO PARK RESTROOM

deuce: FOLKS I'M TRYING A SMOKED GOUDA TRISCUIT FOR THE FIRST TIME (STARTING MY LIVE BLOG) deuce: CRONCH CRONCH CRONCH deuce: NOT BAD (STOPPING LIVE BLOG)

atandt: I GUESS YOU DID NOT HEAR atandt: THE FONZI CONTEST WAS CANCELLED

spigot: BORN TO LICK (DICK) spigot: BORN TO SUCK (PRICK) spigot: BORN TO CHOKE (TAKE A GUESS!!!!!!!) spigot: DICKS OR PRICKS

pants: SYNDICATED BY LIVEJOURNAL ?????? ????????? ????????/////// WHAT IF MY MOUTH AND FACE AND NECK AREN'T BLOGWORTHY ????????? pants: I DID WHAT YOU SAID AND SET NMBCLUST TO 65535 AND MAX_KMAPENT TO 1500 AND THE FUCKING THING STOPPED CRASHING pants: I BROKE INTO THE HOUSE TO STEAL THE BUNNY (NO MONEY WAS TAKEN)

uncredited woman: THANKS FOR LETTING ME VOTE !!!! THE FREEDOM TO PUSH YOU OUT OF THE WAY WITH MY STROLLER AND MY 4X4 !!!! AMERICA / AMERICA uncredited woman: I PUT TAMPONS IN MY CUNT uncredited woman: SAY WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY TITS ??? DO I GET CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTS BEFORE OR AFTER THE ACT ??? ALL I KNOW IS I CAN'T COOK BUT I CAN SWING ON A POLE

pants: MY BONER WILL NEVER DIE deuce: HE THAT BELIEVETH IN ME SHALL HAVE A BONER THAT WILL LIVE FOREVER pants: THE BEAUTY OF THEIR SOULS deuce: THEY DON'T HAVE SOULS

spigot: I READ THE CHRONICLE BECAUSE IT DOESN'T FORCE ME TO BE GAY IT JUST SUGGESTS IT pants: LITTLE MAN CLAPPING

spigot: THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT LIVING WITH MY CATS ON NOB HILL deuce: BUTTSLUTS ARE BORN, NOT MADE

spigot: WHAPPING MY DICK ALONG THE PICKET FENCE

spigot: LICK MY DICK TO THESE LO-FI BEATS

spigot: I AM A LOAD OF JIZZ deuce: LET'S GET IT ON deuce: OOOH BABE spigot: MY LOADNESS WAS NOT AN INVITATION TO COMEDY deuce: LET'S GET IT ON

pants: i got stuck in a block between loaded and unloaded chunks deuce: hot dogs are a subset of corn dogs but neither is a subset of dogs (FYI)

atandt: COMPUTER atandt: LOCATE DEUCE atandt: COMPUTER atandt: LOCATE DEUCE atandt: COMPUTER atandt: SIGH atandt: FOLKS MY STAR TREK COMMUNICATOR IS BROKEN deuce: T ATANDT YOU HAVE TO TAP IT LIKE THEY DO IN THE NEXT GENERATION

spigot: WHO DOESN'T LOCK THE COCKPIT TO BEAT OFF

spigot: DREIDEL DREIDEL DREIDEL / A HOOKER AND A WHORE spigot: OPEN UP spigot: I HAVE CHARTS AND GRAPHS WHICH ILLUSTRATE HOW FUNNY AND CLEVER I AM

spigot: DO WE AT LEAST GET TO RIDE THE QUEEN'S COFFIN DOWN THE LOG RIDE AT GREAT AMERICA

spigot: T DEUCE I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU THROW THE WORD "LOGS" AROUND deuce: I DON'T LIKE ANY OF YOU PEOPLE deuce: I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT

spigot: IF LOIS AYRES, NINA HARTLEY AND JEANETTE LITTLEDOVE WERE TRAPPED IN A BURNING BUILDING AND YOU ONLY HAD ENOUGH TIME TO SAVE ONE OF THEM, WHERE WOULD YOU AND JEANETTE LITTLEDOVE GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON ?????????????? THERE IS NO RIGHT/WRONG ANSWER AS LONG AS THE OTHER TWO BURN DOWN AND BE QUIET FOREVER deuce: I'M WITH YOU ALL THE WAY ON THAT ONE

spigot: LOL POOR PEOPLE deuce: T PANTS "LOL" STANDS FOR "LAUGHING OUT LOUD"

spigot: G G G G deuce: PFFFFTTTTHHHH deuce: I FARTED !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HHAHAHAH FSKH spigot: LOL BRB!!!!!!! : SPIGOT NEVER COMES BACK deuce: ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!

atandt: I ASKED YOU TO WAIT THIRTY MINUTES BEFORE LICKING ANOTHER DICK pants: NO CARS DELIVERED WITHOUT THIS CHECK atandt: YOU'RE GOING TO GET A HORRIBLE PAIN IN THE BELLY pants: ALLOW TWENTY MINUTES FOR CAR RETRIEVAL atandt: IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER I'D SWEAR YOU UNLICKED THEM ON PURPOSE pants: THIS CONTRACT LIMITS OUR LIABILITY! READ IT!

deuce: IT'S LONELY HERE WITHOUT COCKS & BALLS deuce: IF I WERE HTML I'D BE &AMP; deuce: MONOLOGUE PEOPLE deuce: ABHLABLHBAHLABHLABLHABHLABLH DICKS deuce: A MOMENT OF SILENCE PLEASE deuce: BALHBALHBALHABHLABLHBAHLAB