No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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2,354 | 4/9/2005 | lonely and sad spigot: LONELY AND SAD
spigot: AND ONLY DICK WILL HELP
spigot: BONK BONK
spigot: GUIDE ME I'M BLIND
spigot: BONK DONK POKING |
spigot |
#dick #physical-comedy #woodring-field-background |
|
317 | 8/16/1999 | lonely at the top deuce: IT'S LONELY ON THE TOP (OF THE SHIT PILE) |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #diamond #lonely-at-the-top #mountain-background #shit #shit-pile |
|
4,631 | 8/16/2011 | long and gay and fat spigot: A BIG DISCUSSION THAT LASTED LONG AND GAY AND FAT INTO THE NIGHT
spigot: THERE WAS A LOT OF TOUCHING
spigot: EVENTUALLY WE FIGURED OUT HOW TO INSTALL MICROSOFT PROJECT AND WE GENERATED A TIMELINE FOR MY BALLS |
spigot |
#balls #microsoft #mouse-cursor #nuts-of-spigot #project-management #spigot-solo #white-background |
|
2,938 | 11/16/2006 | long and hard (pants): CAN THEY HEAR ME THINKING
(spigot): YOU'RE NOT THINKING YOU'RE WHISPERING
.(pants): HOW ABOUT NOW
spigot: UH
: PANTS THINKS LONG AND HARD ABOUT WHAT HAS HAPPENED HERE
spigot: NOW THAT'S JUST |
pants spigot |
#caption #mousehole #pants-spigot #sfw #spigot-points #thought #whisper #woodring-room-background |
|
5,130 | 1/30/2013 | long beach sting house pants: OKAY NOW *YOU* TYPE AT THE KEYBOARD AND *I'LL* WATCH YOU TRY TO FOOL PEDOPHILES INTO MEETING AT THE LONG BEACH STING HOUSE
pants: I SEE YOU BROUGHT WINE COOLERS AND AN OFF-BRAND IPOD |
pants |
#ipod #pants-solo #salt-n-pepa #to-catch-a-predator #wine-cooler #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,699 | 7/11/2017 | long heavy sigh deuce: FUCK YOU PAY ME
pants: THAT'S NOT
pants: SIGHS, GETS OUT WALLET |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #deucegrin #goodfellas #huffy-pants #somber-deuce #white-background |
|
7,411 | 7/5/2019 | long long sagan pause spigot: in episode 2 of cosmos, dr. sagan describes how the destruction of an ancient japanese society led to ladies of the imperial court reduced to selling flowers . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
spigot: . . . . . . . . . . (long long sagan pause) . . . . . . . . . . . . .
spigot: . . . . . . and . . . . . "other things" |
spigot |
#carl-sagan #cosmos #series #space-nuts-background #spigot-solo |
|
7,919 | 11/23/2020 | long national nightmare deuce: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER
deuce: ENCHILADAS FOR EVERYBODY |
deuce |
#bilingual #burrito #burritos #drunk-deuce #enchiladas #fatness #feet-above-floor #mexican-cuisine #sfw #spanish #woodring-den-background |
|
3,829 | 4/27/2009 | long pause spigot: T PANTS I FOUND THE VIDEOTAPE OF YOU/ME DICKLICKING IN VALLEY FAIR TOILET
pants: I DON'T
pants: KNOW WHAT YOU'RE (LONG PAUSE)
pants: TALKING ABOUT |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #toilet #urinal-background |
|
4,612 | 7/28/2011 | long pause spigot: I DON'T HAVE A PRICK IN MY FACE PEOPLE
spigot: [LONG PAUSE]
spigot: THANKS FOR TRYING TO CHEER ME UP |
spigot |
#bunny #pricks #spigot-solo #white-background |
|
1,771 | 8/6/2003 | long story short pants: LONG STORY SHORT I LICK DICK |
pants |
#bong #dicklicking #jean-charles #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,705 | 9/12/2014 | long story short spigot: SO LONG STORY SHORT I'D LIKE TO REDIRECT THE NATURE OF THIS CONVERSATION AND BRING IT ON BACK TO WHY YOU DISCONNECTED MY PHONE AND UTILITIES |
spigot |
#green-background #sfw #spigot-solo |
|
6,012 | 7/16/2015 | long time passing spigot: WHAT IF EVERYBODY IN THE WHOLE WORLD FLUSHED THE TOILET AT THE SAME TIME
spigot: OR WHAT IF I JUST STUFFED EVERYBODY INTO A BIG FAT TOILET
spigot: WHAT IF WE BUILT A STALL AND NOBODY CAME?????
pants: LONG TIME PASSING |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #philosophy #physics #sfw #stall #toilet #urinal-background |
|
4,271 | 7/28/2010 | long, thick spigot: ABOUT YAY LONG
spigot: ABOUT YAY THICK
spigot: LADY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY GESTURES |
spigot |
#deja-vu #lynnea #prostitute #sfw #spigot-solo #uncredited-character #urinal-background |
|
5,187 | 3/29/2013 | look at it deuce: LOOK AT MY COCK
deuce: LOOK AT IT
deuce: WOULD THIS COCK DECEIVE YOU |
deuce |
#cock #deuce-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,215 | 4/26/2013 | look at it sideways spigot: T ATANDT :-)
spigot: LOOK AT IT SIDEWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
atandt: I AM A SAD PATHETIC SHELL OF A MAN |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #emoticon #fighting-irish-pose #irc #self-esteem #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
4,196 | 5/12/2010 | look at me spigot: VERY EMBARRASSED BY MY HEAD GEAR
spigot: GLUCK GLUCK LOOK AT ME
spigot: AM I A FUTURISTIC ASTRONAUT OR A FREAK YOU DECIDE PEOPLE |
spigot |
#astronaut #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,293 | 8/19/2010 | look down spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP
pants: I SEE YOU
spigot: YOU MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT
pants: LOOK DOWN |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #coy-pants #deja-vu #fucking-shut-up #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #urinal-background |
|
1,225 | 2/7/2002 | look here for great values deuce: DON'T EVER /P ME AGAIN
atandt: LOOK HERE FOR GREAT VALUES
deuce: I'M LOOKING UNDERNEATH YOUR SKIRT BUT I'M NOT FINDING ANYTHING (JUST A CUNT)
atandt: KEEP LOOKING
deuce: DUDE A PACK OF CIGARETTES |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-connect #cigarette #cunt #deucegrin #woodring-stairs-background |
|
9,272 | 8/6/2024 | look in your heart spigot: WE ONLY TAKE YEGGS WHAT'S BEEN TO COLLEGE
pants: MINK IS EDDIE DANE'S BOY
deuce: YOU GUYS DON'T SPEAK RIGHT |
#angry-panel #bored-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #millers-crossing #mountain-background #no-title-card #word-salad |
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6,382 | 8/5/2016 | look me in the eye pants: LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THAT WASN'T YOUR MEMBER
: SPIGOT LEAVES
pants: I THOUGHT SO |
pants spigot |
#caption #dong #pants-spigot #spigot-leaves #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,456 | 1/5/2014 | look through the goddamn telescope deuce: HEY CHECK IT OUT GUYS IT'S JUPITER AND ITS FOUR BIG MOONS ALL IN A LINE
deuce: LOOK IT'S M42: A NEBULA MADE OF GAS AND DUST WHERE STARS ARE BEING BORN
deuce: CHECK IT OUT IT'S THE TERMINATOR ON THE MOON AND YOU CAN SEE MOUNTAINS: IT'S A REAL PLACE YOU CAN GO AND WE'VE BEEN THERE
pants: WE GET IT YOU'RE ***GAY*** |
deuce pants |
#astronomy #deuce-pants #gas #moon #science |
|
3,420 | 3/14/2008 | look what he can do deuce: DICKS OVER HERE THIS WAY
pants: JL: AEFJL: DFJL:SDJL: DJL: DSFJL:SDFJ
pants: LOOK WHAT I CAN DO K:SFJLKSJFLSKDFJLSKDFJLSFJ
pants: I'M THE KING |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #king #spam #title-mismatch #woodring-room-background |
|
778 | 11/9/2000 | look what i can do pants: LOOK WHAT I CAN DO WITHOUT ANY ASSISTANCE FROM THE AUDIENCE
pants: HALUGHU LAHGLU HAULGHALUGHULAGHALUGHALUGH LAUGHLAUGH LUAGLAG
pants: ALUKG HALGH LAUG LUAHGLU HGALU HAGL HLAUG HLAGHL AHGLU HALGH AAG OKAY I NEED SOME HELP HERE HUAGHALGU HALUKG LUAGH LUAG PERHAPS A LADDER OR A BUCKET HALUGHALGHLU |
pants |
#woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,839 | 9/4/2020 | lookalikes effigy: CLICK LOOKS A LOT LIKE DICK
spigot: THAT'S SAD |
effigy spigot |
#bong-noises #dick #effigy-spigot #mousehole #rhyming #woodring-room-background |
|
4,859 | 4/14/2012 | looking in the mirror spigot: I'M LOOKING IN THE MIRROR AND I JUST DON'T LIKE WHO I AM ANYMORE
deuce: SQUIP SQUIRP SQUIRP SQUIP |
deuce spigot |
#blue-background #body-dysmorphia #deuce-spigot #existential #sfw #squirp |
|
2,343 | 3/29/2005 | loop deuce: I BELIEVE THIS WILL BE THE LAST BEER
pants: YET STILL
pants: OH HOLY GOD
pants: THAT'S A GOOD ONE
pants: NICE AND STURDY
deuce: I BELIEVE THIS WILL BE THE LAST BEER
pants: YET STILL
pants: OH HOLY GOD
pants: THAT'S A GOOD ONE
pants: NICE AND STURDY |
deuce pants |
#beer #blue-background #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #repetition #sfw #weird-pants-face |
|
61 | 11/2/1998 | looting and booting deuce: ITALIANS JOKES ARE ALWAYS FUNNY... ALSO ITALIAN CHOKES IRONICALLY ENOUGH
spigot: I READ LITERATURE ON THE ITALIAN POKE CIRCA 1793
deuce: I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU KOREANS SOMETIMES
deuce: I THINK I WILL RANSACK YOUR STORE
spigot: YOU ARE LOOTING ME AND ALSO BOOTING ME |
#deuce-spigot #italian #korean #no-greytext #rhyming #spigot-points #woodring-room-background |
||
8,327 | 1/4/2022 | lord jesus pants: THE LORDJESUS CHRISTHIMSELF
spigot: DIARRHEAALL OVERTHE PELOTON PLUS |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #peloton-plus #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,730 | 2/11/2023 | lossy |
#atandt-deuce-pants-spigot #ctrl-alt-del #eggshell-background #loss #no-dialog #sfw #webcomic |
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701 | 8/24/2000 | lost atandt: JESUS
deuce: LHGHLGAHLGHL
atandt: I WAS LOST THERE FOR A SECOND
atandt: THEN I SMELLED THAT DISTINCT SMELL OF JUST LICKED DICK
deuce: LIKE SINGED HAIR |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,422 | 3/16/2008 | lost in scotland net: HELP I'M LOST IN SCOTLAND WITH A VT100
dick: LET'S ZOOM IN |
dick net |
#mousehole #scotland #sfw #vt100 #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,676 | 5/3/2003 | lost in space atandt: HEAD
pants: NECK
atandt: LOWER
pants: NECK
deuce: MOUTH
pants: OH LORDY WE'RE FLOATING IN SPACE
atandt: LOWER
pants: NECK
deuce: NOSE
pants: LOWER
deuce: FACE
pants: NECK
pants: TUMBLING IN ZERO G
deuce: MOM
deuce: I FEAR THE JUDGES ARE GOING TO GRADE US HARSHLY ON TIME |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-pants #black-background #floating #judge #mom #mouth #neck #sfw #space #weightlessness #zero-g |
|
5,551 | 4/10/2014 | lots of permits pants: T DEUCE WHAT DO EPA REGULATIONS SAY ABOUT MY BONER, MY BALLS
deuce: YOU WILL NEED LOTS OF PERMITS |
deuce pants |
#apple #balls #boner #deja-vu #deuce-pants #epa #woodring-field-background |
|
8,071 | 4/24/2021 | lots of pretty pickles deuce: CHECK OUT MY HUGE PENIS: :GLASS_OF_MILK:
pants: WE HAVE LOTS OF PRETTY PICKLES WAITING FOR YOU AT THE REFRESHMENT CENTER
deuce: CLARIFY: WHATMANNER OF PICKLES
pants: I SUCK DICK IN THE BATHROOM
deuce: PICKLES ARECUCUMBERS WITHCHARACTER |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking #coy-pants #cucumbers #deuce-pants #emoji #huffy-pants #mint-background #pickles #plump #somber-deuce |
|
7,036 | 6/26/2018 | lotsa hits |
pants spigot |
#black-background #crohns #high-res #plugin #single-panel #spigot-solo |
|
9,254 | 7/19/2024 | lou dobbs sucks cocks in hell pants: PICK ON SOMEBODY YOUR OWN SIZE
pants: I AM YOUR SIZE
pants: YOU COULD TOTALLY PICK ON ME |
#coy-pants #gunmetal-background #lou-dobbs #no-title-card #pants-solo #sfw |
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7,751 | 6/8/2020 | loud sigh spigot: SIGH
spigot: SIGH!!!!!!
spigot: SIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: NOBODY CAME TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY |
spigot |
#birthday #jean-charles #sfw #sigh #so-alone #spigot-solo #white-background |
|
591 | 5/9/2000 | louding pants: BONERPLEX
pants: LOUDING
deuce: THAT WOULD BE 10^10^BONERS
pants: NOTHING AT ALL LIKE ROLLERBALL |
deuce pants |
#boner #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #mousehole #number #rollerball #woodring-room-background |
|
4,516 | 4/13/2011 | loudspeaker pants: LOUDSPEAKER: AND OUR HEROES LICKED DICK, THE END. PLEASE EXIT THE THEATER IN AN ORDERLY FASHION
deuce: THEN THE POLICE CAME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicklicking #loudspeaker #mousehole #narration #police #theater #woodring-room-background |
|
9,031 | 12/9/2023 | love atandt: BONK
spigot: WONK
atandt: BORT
spigot: LOVE
deuce: HOW ARE YOU
spigot: FINE
deuce: WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME OVER FOR GAY SEX
spigot: HANGING UP NOW |
#atandt-deuce-spigot #bonk #gay #mountain-background #phone #rejection |
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2,405 | 5/30/2005 | love deuce: IN A WORLD FULL OF PRICKS......
deuce: I AM A GAY
deuce: PHYSICISTS CALL IT GAY SELF-INDUCTION
pants: I CALL IT LOVE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #gay #lowercase #mousehole #physics #science |
|
2,746 | 5/7/2006 | love for me atandt: DOES ANYONE HAVE LOVE FOR ME
deuce: HMM
deuce: LET'S SEE
deuce: NOPE
atandt: OH |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #fighting-irish-pose #grey-background #love #sfw #spigot-the-bear |
|
4,240 | 6/27/2010 | love is the voice of music pants: LOVE IS THE VOICE OF MUSIC
pants: I'M TALKING ABOUT THE BIBLE
pants: LOVE IS THE VOICE OF MUSIC
pants: I'M TALKING ABOUT THE BIBLE
pants: LOVE IS THE VOICE OF MUSIC
pants: I'M TALKING ABOUT THE BIBLE
pants: LOVE IS THE VOICE OF MUSIC
pants: I'M TALKING ABOUT THE BIBLE |
pants |
#bible #burt-lancaster #dreadzone #elmer-gantry #kid-loco #love #mouse-cursor #pants-solo #religion #repetition #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
3,861 | 5/29/2009 | love letter pants: HOLY GOD
pants: IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN
pants: I'M PANTS FROM JERKCITY
pants: BOOMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET
pants: FACE DOWN IN THE TOILET
pants: THE CHOKING, THE CHOKING
pants: I LOVE YOU PEDOBEAR |
pants |
#choking #funloving-nonsense #holy-god #huffy-pants #left-for-dead #pants-from-jerkcity #pants-solo #pedobear #toilet #urinal-background |
|
6,269 | 4/14/2016 | love me for who i am pants: DICKS!!!!!!!!!
pants: WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM
deuce: BECAUSE YOU'RE A DISGUSTING HERMAPHRODITE
pants: FAIR ENOUGH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #drunk-deuce #hermaphrodite #intersex #punctuation #stray-dot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,865 | 2/19/2015 | love me up and then down pants: LOVE ME UP THE STAIRS
deuce: CAN I LOVE YOU DOWN THE STAIRS
pants: NOT IF WE JUST WALK UP THE STAIRS AND THEN YOU LOVE ME DOWN
pants: YOU CAN LOVE ME UP AND THEN DOWN |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #love #stairs #urinal-background |
|
3,392 | 2/15/2008 | love song for deuce (skit) pants: A BEAR NAMED SPIGOT
deuce: WELL
deuce: YOU'VE GOT TO BEAT THAT BEAR OFF
pants: ?!?
: HTTP://JERKCITY.COM/LS4D.MP3 |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dj-rapekit #script #spigot-the-bear #url #woodring-den-background |
|
667 | 7/21/2000 | love story pants: WILL YOU WATCH NOTTING HILL WITH ME AND HOLD ME WHEN I CRY ???
deuce: I WILL BEAT YOU ABOUT THE HEAD UNTIL YOU THINK YOU'RE COACH FROM CHEERS
pants: OW OW BUT HE'S DEAD OW OW OW OKAY LYING STILL
|
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #cheers #deuce-pants #hand-drawn #notting-hill #woodring-room-background |
|
1,842 | 10/19/2003 | love, haight spigot: T PANTS IF I BEAT OFF NOW LOVE AND HAIGHT MIGHT BE CLOSED, BUT IF I GO TO LOVE AND HAIGHT NOW I MIGHT LOSE MY BONER
pants: YOU HAVE EXACTLY ONE HOUR TO FIND EXACT CHANGE FOR THE BUS |
pants spigot |
#bay-area #beating-off #bus #love-and-haight #pants-spigot #san-francisco #woodring-stairs-background |
|
434 | 12/7/1999 | love, sweet love atandt: YOU'RE JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE
atandt: CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF OF YOU
atandt: YOU'RE JUST LIKE HEAVEN TO TOUCH
atandt: I WANT TO HOLD YOU SO MUCH
pants: DOES YOUR WIFE KNOW YOU'RE BACK IN HERE WITH ME AGAIN
atandt: NO |
atandt pants |
#a-love-story #andy-williams #atandt-pants #heaven #sfw #singing #weird-pants-face #wife #woodring-stairs-background |
|
9,043 | 12/21/2023 | loving it pants: ARE YOU PUMPED FOR MCDONALD'S NEW RESTAURANT "COSMC"
deuce: FUCK NO
deuce: I MEAN I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS
pants: BUSTED |
#bait-and-switch #deuce-pants #fast-food #mcdonalds #mountain-background #trick |
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6,684 | 6/26/2017 | lower back and neck pains deuce: I THREW OUT MY BACK OUT TRYING TO BLOW MYSELF |
deuce |
#autofellatio #deuce-solo #injury #mountain-background #sad-deuce #single-panel #typo |
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2,429 | 6/23/2005 | lower case deuce: I'M LEARNING THE TEACHINGS OF JESUS CHRIST
deuce: I'M A VOLCANO
deuce: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
deuce: MAYBE THAT WOULD BE FUNNIER IN LOWERCASE
deuce: i'm a volcano
deuce: brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
deuce: SEE I WAS RIGHT |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #jesus #lowercase #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,921 | 1/6/2004 | lower case boners atandt: BONERS
pants: LOWERCASE BONERS ???
atandt: I BELIEVE I AM PREPARED FOR LOWERCASE BONERS
pants: KNEEL BEFORE ZOD
pants: SORRY WHERE WERE WE
atandt: LOWERCASE BONERS |
atandt pants |
#boner #coy-pants #dc-comics #lowercase #superman #woodring-stairs-background #zod |
|
2,780 | 6/10/2006 | lowercase dicks : Previously on Spigot the Bear: An old army buddy comes to visit and spigot has to-- transmission interrupted by loud grinding noise-- signal ends
spigot: REPEAT: DICKS
spigot: I'VE ALREADY CALLED 911 |
spigot |
#caption #dial-911 #dj-rapekit #lowercase #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #woodring-room-background |
|
4,444 | 1/20/2011 | lowercase fag kisses deuce: MY SOFT KISSES
pants: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: THE BEATLES
pants: (TEENAGE GIRLS SCREAMING) SHE LOVES YOU YEAH YEAH YEAH
pants: THE BEATLES ON THE ED SULLIVAN SHOW ARE AN EXCELLENT DISTRACTION FROM LOWERCASE FAG KISSES
deuce: MMMMMMM KISSES |
deuce pants |
#beatles #blue-background #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #ed-sullivan #lowercase #mouse-cursor #singing |
|
3,231 | 9/7/2007 | lowercase monkey deuce: EEP EEP EEP
pants: ARE YOU A CRICKET OR A LOWERCASE MONKEY
deuce: BUK
pants: I SEE... TELL ME MORE
deuce: FFFFFFF
pants: THAT IS HEX FOR FAT |
deuce pants |
#animals #buk #cricket #deuce-pants #eep #fat #fffffff #hex #hexcode #lowercase #monkey #onomatopoeia #sfw #sound-effects |
|
5,127 | 1/27/2013 | lowercase not shown deuce: HHHHHHHH [ANGRY]
pants: T DEUCE I COMPLETELY AND WHOLEHEARTEDLY SUPPORT YOUR DEFINITION OF UPERCASE HHHHHHHHHHH AND HHHHHHHHHHHHHH (LOWERCASE NOT SHOWN)
deuce: LET'S WRITE AN RFC |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #hhhhh #lowercase #mousehole #rfc #sfw #typo #woodring-room-background |
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3,454 | 4/17/2008 | lowercase rape deuce: LOWERCASE RAPE
pants: EATING DICKS FROM A BUCKET
deuce: GROSS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #drunk-deuce #lowercase #mountain-background #rape |
|
3,180 | 7/18/2007 | lucid dreaming deuce: LET'S ALL ENGAGE IN LUCID DREAMING
deuce: GALHAGHLGHGAHLGALGA STILL BEING RAPED AND BEATEN
deuce: OKAY I WOULD LIKE TO WAKE UP NOW WHY CAN'T I
deuce: JESUS THIS SUCKS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dream #jesus #lucid-dreaming #photo #rape #woodring-room-background |
|
5,103 | 1/3/2013 | lukewarm deuce: MRS. HUXTABLE IS HOT
deuce: T SPIGOT UP FOR SOME LUKEWARM J/O
spigot: T DEUCE LOOBIN' IT UP |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #cosby-show #deuce-spigot #handjob #woodring-room-background |
|
343 | 9/10/1999 | lunch deuce: HEY LET'S GO TO LUNCH TOGETHER AND SLAP EACH OTHER'S DICKS WITH CHOPSTICKS
spigot: THAT'S RACIST |
deuce spigot |
#chinese-food #chopsticks #deuce-spigot #dicks #drunk-deuce #woodring-room-background |
|
4,008 | 10/27/2009 | lunch time deuce: PLEASE STOP SQUIRMING
deuce: YOU'RE ONLY HURTING YOURSELF
deuce: LUNCHTIME |
deuce |
#deuce-solo |
|
6,029 | 8/2/2015 | lupus deuce: I THINK I HAVE LUPUS
deuce: NEVER MIND JUST REALLY BORED |
deuce |
#bored #deuce-solo #gark #its-never-lupus #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
9,100 | 2/16/2024 | lviii pants: IT'S SUPERBOWL SUNDAY !!!
deuce: I'M AWARE
spigot: ARE YOU FOLKS WATCHING THE YOUNG SHELDON MARATHON ON PARAMOUNT PLUS
effigy: FUCK KANSAS CITY
pants: WHERE'S JIMMY G
pants: FUCK KANSAS CITY
deuce: IS THAT A REAL PLACE
spigot: HOLY SHIT YOUNG SHELDON JUST ORDERED A SECOND DESSERT
effigy: THEY'RE NOT BOOING THEY'RE SHOUTING JUSZCZYK
pants: WHERE'S TAYLOR
spigot: THEY JUST FOUND YOUNG SHELDON'S BODY |
#49ers #blue-background #corpse #football #juszczyk #kansas-city #multiple-backgrounds #orange-background #red-background #superbowl #taylor-swift #television #young-sheldon |
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7,652 | 3/2/2020 | m-m-maybe deuce: my name's Hillary Clinton and I put things in my butt
spigot: did she seriously say this
deuce: m-m-maybe |
deuce spigot |
#anal-insertion #butt #deuce-spigot #fake-news #grape-ape #hillary-clinton #woodring-field-background |
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7,842 | 9/7/2020 | ma and pa kettle pants: THAT’S SO HOT IMAGINE MA AND PA KETTLE TOTALLY DOIN’ IT
pants: MMM YEAH OOOH BOY A THREE-WAY WITH ME AND MA AND PA KETTLE |
pants |
#acab |
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4,024 | 11/12/2009 | macaroni and cheese pants: T SPIGOT WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR MY TALE OF INCEST AND DRUBBING AS A TEENAGE GIRL
spigot: I DON'T KNOW WHAT DRUBBING IS BUT IF IT'S ANYTHING LIKE MACARONI AND CHEESE!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!! |
pants spigot |
#deja-vu #drubbing #incest #macaroni-and-cheese #pants-spigot #teenage-girl #urinal-background #vocabulary-problems |
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619 | 6/5/2000 | macaroni in my pants and socks deuce: MARGARITAS IN THE DEUCE PEOPLE
spigot: MACARONI IN MY PANTS AND SOCKS
deuce: COOKED OR RAW SIR
spigot: HLBUHLUHLUHLUGHBLLUGHB ZESTY PESTO HABBLE GABBLE FABBLE |
deuce spigot |
#alcohol #deuce-is-drunk #deuce-spigot #deucegrin #grin-panel #macaroni #rhyming #sfw #the-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,344 | 1/21/2022 | macsbugth spigot: BY THE THUMBINGOF MY PRICK
spigot: SOMETHING WICKEDLICKS MY DICK
spigot: NOTICE HOW I PLAYEDALL THREE DICKLICKERS
spigot: (COCKSUCKERS)
pants: A POODOTH POKE
spigot: SHUT UP |
pants spigot |
#bored-pants #cocksucking #deuce-pants-spigot #dicklicking #lisp #macsbug #mock-lisp #mountain-background #poo #prick #shakespeare #somber-deuce |
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8,097 | 5/20/2021 | mad ow pants: CHICKEN COX
deuce: SMALL COX???
deuce: PERHAPS COW COX
pants: MAD OW A DICK IS IN MY BUTT DISEASE |
deuce pants |
#anal #bored-pants #chicken #cocks #cow #deuce-pants #dick #disease #grey-background #pun #word-play |
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2,604 | 12/15/2005 | made in america pants: MADE IN AMERICA, WILLING TO LICK DICK WORLDWIDE
pants: SO THAT'S MY COMMERCIAL !! WHAT DO YOU THINK
spigot: TRADITIONALLY HAG AND LAG ARE "NEGATIVE" WORDS BUT IF WE EVANGELIZE YOUR PRODUCT WITH HAGALAGALAGL HAGLHAGLU AGHALGUALHG IT WORKS SOMEHOW
pants: SUICIDE BY DONG |
pants spigot |
#advertising #bonequest-hi-fi #pants-spigot #suicide #television |
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5,043 | 11/1/2012 | made of anti-matter deuce: I AM MADE OF ANTIMATTER
: DEUCE FARTS
deuce: FIN |
deuce |
#antimatter #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #farts #photo-background #science #sfw #spider-man |
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2,902 | 10/9/2006 | maf54 pants: MAF54
pants: WAS A HERO TO MOST
pants: BUT HE NEVER MEANT SHIT TO ME |
pants |
#decapitation #mark-foley #pants-solo #public-enemy #urinal-background |
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5,095 | 12/26/2012 | magic mouth deuce: WELL IF IT ISN'T PANTS FROM JERKCITY AND HIS MAGIC MOUTH
pants: POOF THERE'S A DICK IN IT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #magic #mouth #mouth-of-pants #pants-from-jerkcity #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,339 | 1/16/2022 | magic show pants: WHAT TIME DOES YOUR PIER 31 MAGIC SHOW START
spigot: EVERY 2 HOURS WITH TWO 15MIN BREAKS AND ONE 30MIN BREAK FOR LUNCH
spigot: PROBLEM IS THE RESTROOMS ARE 20 MINS AWAY
pants: 15 MINUTES IS BARELY ENOUGH TIME TO THROW CINDER BLOCKS AT THE ELEPHANT SEALS
spigot: I JUST LEAVE THEM IN THEIR FOOD BOWLS |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,193 | 5/9/2010 | magic trick spigot: HERE I HAVE AN ORDINARY EVERY DAY BONER
spigot: *POOF*
spigot: NOW YOU'RE SUCKING IT OFF |
spigot |
#boner #cocksucking #magic #mouse-cursor #poof #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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5,930 | 4/25/2015 | magic's biggest secrets pants: WHY AREN'T WE CALLING THEM MORLOCKS AND PUTTING THEM INTO THE SEWERS, HUNTING THEM FOR SPORT, ETC.
pants: YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO BREAK THE MAGICIAN'S CODE AND REVEAL MAGIC'S BIGGEST SECRETS BUT INSTEAD HERE WE ARE IN THIS PLACE
spigot: IRONICALLY SIR WHILE YOU WERE PULLING MY PANTS DOWN MY ATM CARD SEEMS TO HAVE GOTTEN BENT/UNUSABLBLBLBLBHLGHBLG |
pants spigot |
#atm-card #magic #morlocks #pants-spigot #sfw #urinal-background |
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8,614 | 10/18/2022 | magneto was right pants: THIS PLASTIC PRISON CANNOT HOLD ME FOREVER CHARLES
deuce: :WOMAN_SHRUGGING: |
#deuce-pants #emoji #magneto #sfw #white-background #x-men |
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355 | 9/22/1999 | magnificent desolation spigot: SO LET'S ALL GO TO THE MOON AND LICK DICK!!! RIGHT THIS WAY !!!
pants: FOLLOWING
deuce: YOU KEEP SAYING WE'LL GO TO THE MOON BUT IT NEVER HAPPENS
deuce: QUITE FRANKLY I DON'T THINK HUMANKIND (ESPECIALLY FAGS) WILL EVER LEAVE THE ATMOSPHERE
pants: THIS AREA IS WHITE AND SPACELIKE BUT IT IS CLEARLY THE JOHN AND NOT THE LUNAR LANDSCAPE YOU PROMISED
spigot: HIT SPACE TO THRUST |
deuce pants spigot |
#cocksucking #deuce-pants-spigot #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #fags #lunar-lander #moon #thrust #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,379 | 2/25/2022 | maidan deuce: WHY ARE THE RUSSIANS AND UKRAINIANS FIGHTING OVER MY DONG
deuce: SEE THIS JOKE WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNIER IN 2014 |
#blue-background #current-events #deuce-solo #dong #drunk-deuce #russia #russian #sad-deuce #ukraine #ukranian #war |
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1,207 | 1/20/2002 | mail from asia atandt: PORN STAR ASIA CARRERA WRITES: "BOY, THAT CARTOON ABOUT ME WAS HYSTERICAL. YOU GUYS SHOULD GET A JOB WITH ROSANNE. THEN YOU CAN ALL BE NOT FUNNY TOGETHER... "
atandt: THANKS FOR THE LETTER LADY
atandt: NEXT TIME ATTACH SOME JPEGS, IT IS DIFFICULT BEATING OFF TO ASCII
pants: WAIT WAIT ASK HER IF SHE RUNS LINUX |
atandt pants |
#asia-carrera #linux #not-funny #porn #reader-mail #roseanne #typo #woodring-stairs-background |
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820 | 12/23/2000 | make pants: COULD YOU PLEASE TYPE "MAKE" IN THE QUEUE DIRECTORY OR SHOULD I JUST SUCK COCK FOR UNDER TEN MINUTES |
pants |
#cocksucking #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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5,375 | 10/9/2013 | make $11.94 an hour spigot: FRONT DESK PEOPLE AT THE SF HILTON MAKE $11.94 AN HOUR (STARTING)
deuce: FFFFFF
deuce: T SPIGOT HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THIS SIR
spigot: DON'T KNOW (HANGING UP NOW)
deuce: FFFFFFF
spigot: T DEUCE F KEY'S BROKEN |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #hilton #woodring-room-background |
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3,654 | 11/3/2008 | make a pass deuce: NOBODY MAKE A PASS AT ME
net: HUNGRY OVER HERE |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,302 | 2/16/2005 | make a splash hit a seal spigot: WHY HAS PANTS BEEN IDLE FOR 650 MINUTES???????
spigot: WHEN HE KNOWS I HAVE A SOUVENIR FOR HIM FROM THE GAY PRIDE PARADE!!!!
spigot: THE PUNCHLINE IS: SOMETIMES YOU MAKE A SPLASH AND HIT A SEAL |
spigot |
#concerning-picture-frame #idle #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
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490 | 1/29/2000 | make files atandt: PERHAPS BONGHITS WILL FIX MY MAKEFILE |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #bonghit #for-fags-series #makefile #marijuana #unix #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,867 | 2/21/2015 | make guns and then shoot ourselves pants: T DEUCE HOW DO WE HARNESS THE POWER OF 3-D PRINTING WHILE PROTECTING OURSELVES FROM ITS DARK SIDE
deuce: MAKE GUNS AND THEN SHOOT OURSELVES WITH THEM
deuce: BUT MAKE COFFINS FIRST???
deuce: WRITE BACK |
deuce pants |
#3d-printing #coffin #dark-side #deuce-pants #gun #sfw #suicide #urinal-background #write-back |
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2,783 | 6/13/2006 | make it rough spigot: SO ARE WE GOING TO THE ANTARCTIC GLACIER CONFERENCE OR NOT
spigot: HURMPH OW
spigot: JESUS GURRRRRRRHURG THIS IS NOT MANAGED CARE |
spigot |
#alf #antarctica #glacier #jesus #managed-care #spigot-solo #uncategorized-mosaic-background |
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2,606 | 12/17/2005 | make me spigot: I'M A 19-YEAR-OLD JOCK AND I LOVE TO SUCK COCK! E-MAIL ME NOW!
deuce: WHY DON'T YOU MAKE ME!!!!!!
spigot: OW GOD THE CROQUET MALLET
deuce: SHOWING ME ABOUT LIFE
deuce: COMMA LOVE SEMICOLON PAIN EXCLAMATION POINT
net: HEART DONG |
deuce net spigot |
#cocksucking #deuce-net-spigot #grey-background |
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780 | 11/11/2000 | make me choke in record time pants: ANY KIND OF DICK WILL DO BUT I PREFER TO CHOMP AND CHEW ON THE NORTHERN AMERICAN VARIETY FOR VARIOUS REASONS / CONDITIONS
pants: SERIOUSLY IF YOU COULD JUST FORM A LINE TO THE LEFT OF THE URINALS I'LL GET TO BUSINESS
pants: I AM WILLING TO SIGN ANYTHING YOU PUT IN FRONT OF ME JUST MAKE ME CHOKE IN RECORD TIME |
pants |
#custom-background |
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2,496 | 8/29/2005 | make me get out spigot: PROSPERO'S BALLS
deuce: JUMPIN' JEHOSEPHAT
spigot: GET OUT
deuce: MAKE ME |
deuce spigot |
#balls #deuce-spigot #get-out #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,891 | 9/27/2006 | make money fast pants: BIG MAC
spigot: ALL THIS TALK ABOUT FOOD HAS MADE ME GAY
spigot: GAY FOR DICK |
pants spigot |
#dick #fat #gay #gay-for-dick #mcdonalds #pants-spigot #spigot-points #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,346 | 5/1/2019 | make money fast ask me how pants: i would put u up my butt and leave u there
pants: u would be safe living my butt i would care for u
pants: build a house and make a family and live life as u see fit (in my butt)
pants: if u want i can take u out and piss on u sometimes
pants: u and i will grow old 2gether |
pants |
#anal-vore #ghetto-u #pants-solo #piss #woodring-room-background |
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5,766 | 11/12/2014 | make sure to get a shot spigot: MAKE SURE TO GET A SHOT OF MY HUGE BOOBS!!!!!!!!!
spigot: BOYS!!!!!!!!!! RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!! DO YOU LIKE ***BOOBS****?!?!?!?!!?
spigot: MACHINE GUN SOUNDS |
spigot |
#breasts #grey-background #homosexual-undertones #spigot-solo |
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5,958 | 5/23/2015 | make the noise spigot: HONK MY DICK LIKE A HORN
spigot: SERIOUSLY MAKE THE NOISE OR I CAN'T EJACULATE |
spigot |
#ejaculation #honk #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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4,336 | 10/1/2010 | make two pants: SHIT SANDWICH
deuce: MAKE TWO |
deuce pants |
#cricket #deuce-pants #photo-background #shit |
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6,189 | 1/11/2016 | make up your mind pants: I'M A WET BALL
deuce: HELLO, WET BALL
pants: HEY
deuce: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING, WET BALL
pants: I'M A DIPSWITCH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #sfw #urinal-background #wet-ball |
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5,204 | 4/15/2013 | make with the piss pants: BLAST ME WITH PISS
deuce: WHY YOU'LL JUST FUCKING WASTE IT LIKE USUAL
pants: BLESS ME WITH PISS
deuce: VERY WELL
pants: LET'S GO TO OLD NAVY AND WALK AROUND AND HOLD HANDS SO THE WORLD CAN SEE OUR LOVE BUT FIRST MAKE WITH THE PISS
deuce: YOU'RE THE GIRL WALK BEHIND |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #coy-pants #deuce-pants #mousehole #old-navy #piss #roomba #very-well #woodring-room-background |