spigot: YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN HOURS pants: MY OFFICE CAN BE MY CAR!!! spigot: KEEP ALL OF YOUR TIPS*

pants: SUMMER BEARD pants: MAKES ME FEEL FINE pants: BLOWIN' THROUGH THE JASMINE IN MY MIND

DEUCE: UHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH RASTERIZING CORN

deuce: WHACKING YOU OFF pants: BEING WACKED OFF deuce: 10-4 OVER

pants: ARE WE THE JERKCITY PLAYERS OR JUST COMMON FAGS spigot: SIR I AM VERY CLEARLY SLIDING THE $10 BETWEEN THE STALL WALLS pants: RETURNING A FIVE AND FIVE ONES INDIVIDUALLY spigot: I'M GOING TO NEED CHANGE FOR THE METER (BANGING, FLUSHING)

spigot: THE KILOWATT 6 BRAVO STATION MAKING FART SOUNDS, PLEASE STOP

bung: SHHH, HERE COMES DAD bung: BUH bung: HOLD THE DOG STILL OR I'LL NEVER CUM deuce: MAKING HUMBURGERS PEOPLE

deuce: WHO WANTS TO FUCK deuce: I CAN'T CONTROL IT VERY WELL SO ANYONE WHO RAISES HIS HAND LOSES FINGERS deuce: SHUT UP YOU'RE MAKING IT GO BACK DOWN

spigot: I DON’T LIKE IT, I DON’T APPRECIATE IT AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY EVERY NOW AND THEN WHILE BROWSING AROUND PORN SITES I ENCOUNTER THE PHRASE “MAKING LOVE" spigot: WHAT EVEN IS THAT deuce: SPITTING AND CHOKING pants: BACKHANDINGANDBELTHANGING

pants: WE SHOULD GO DOOR TO DOOR deuce: ALL THIS TALK OF DICKS IS MAKING ME THIRSTY deuce: WAIT deuce: WHAT deuce: I DIDN'T SAY THAT

spigot: WHEN JERKCITY GOES DOWN DOES THAT MEAN I'M MAKING OR LOSING MONEY spigot: STUFF ME IN A CONFERENCE ROOM AND STRAIGHTEN ME OUT deuce: T SPIGOT AMBER LYNN !!!!!!!!! spigot: BORED OF HER FAT FACE, LAME EYESHADOW AND 80'S DEMEANOR

deuce: SAN FRANCISCO WILL MAKE A GREAT LOOKING CRATER

pants: SURELY I WILL DIE A DAY LATER NOW

spigot: GREEN LIGHT THAT AND SMOKE DOPE WITH ME deuce: DONE AND DONE

pants: ONCE I CLAMP DOWN I WON'T LET GO pants: I'M JUST SAYING DON'T STAND SO CLOSE pants: HERE I GO HURBGGGGGGGGGGGSD&DISDPSG{{{{{{{{{{{ FOAMY

net: HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT ONCE WE WERE BROUGHT HERE WE WERE ROBBED OF OUR NAMES ROBBED OF OUR LANGUAGE WE LOST OUR COCKS OUR MOUTHS OUR DICKS AND MANY OF US BY THE WAY WE ACT WE EVEN LOST OUR BALLS

spigot: DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY SOMETIMES EERIE, SOMETIMES ZANY BUT ALWAYS LOVEABLE AND AMUSING WEB-BASED ALTERNATIVE UNDERGROUND SELF-PUBLISHED COMICS atandt: SEARCH QUERY: MALE TESTICLE

pants: MY LOCAL PAPER CARRIES GOD-AWFUL "MALLARD FILLMORE" pants: I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE A HOWARD THE DUCK RIP-OFF pants: PACK IT IN AND CALL IT A DAY pants: PRINT DOONESBURY TWICE ON THE SAME PAGE pants: WHITE SPACE IS JUST FINE TOO pants: WHILE I'M HERE I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS pants: WHEN DID ROBOTMAN BECOM MONTY pants: ALSO WHEN DID FAMILY CIRCUS BECOME BOONDOCKS

deuce: MAMA, I'M IN LOVE WITH A GANGSTA deuce: MAMA, DID I MENTION I'M IN LOVE WITH A GANGSTA deuce: MAMA, YOU MAY RECALL EARLIER I STATED THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH A GANGSTA deuce: MAMA, I HATE TO BELABOR THE POINT, BUT I'D LIKE TO REITERATE THAT I'M... deuce: ...IN LOVE WITH A (GARROTED) deuce: WELP I PUT A SCREEN PROTECTOR ON MY NEW PHONE AND MANAGED TO FUCK IT UP SOMEHOW deuce: YOU'RE WELCOME, AMERICA spigot: ME AGAIN, GUESS WE'RE PLAYIN' PHONE TAG

effigy: DUDE ***WHAT***\N THE ***SHIZZLE***\NIS UP WITH YO\N***MAMACITA*** ??? deuce: SHE FELL DOWN deuce: AND SHE COULDN'T GET UP AGAIN deuce: A FRIEND FOUND HER A DAY LATER WHEN SHE WAS SEVERELY DEHYDRATED deuce: GOT HER TO THE HOSPITAL AND SHE TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID-19 deuce: SHE STILL HAS PROBLEMS TAKING CARE OF HERSELF

net: HEY HOW ABOUT A LITTLE CHATTER FOLKS deuce: HI net: HOW ARE YOU deuce: I'M GAY, WORKING ON GAYER net: I HAVE ALREADY ACHIEVED GAYER AND I'M WORKING ON GOING BACK deuce: THAT IS A CRIME AGAINST GOD AND MAN net: IT'S JUST FOR PRACTICE

deuce: YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT YOU OVERVALUE DICK WHILE NOT CONSIDERING THE IMPORTANT EFFECT OF MAN'S ASS deuce: MANASS IF YOU WILL pants: GROSS DISGUSTING HAIRY POCK-MARKED UNDERTANNED MAN ASS deuce: RIGHT JUST NORMAL MAN ASS

pants: 10 ADAM 12 WE HAVE A DICKLICKING IN PROGRESS atandt: CUMSHOTS FIRED atandt: CLEAR PARCEL 12 pants: 338 UNITS 1, 2, 3, 4 AND 5 RESPONDING pants: UNITS 6, 7 EN ROUTE atandt: MAN DOWN MAN DOWN pants: UNIT 8 WILL SUPERVISE

pants: TONIGHT'S LAW & ORDER: "MANHOOD". A GAY COP DIES BECAUSE HE GETS NO BACKUP IN A DRUG BUST. pants: TOMORROW'S LAW & ORDER: "SILENCE". A HOMOSEXUAL COUNCILMAN WHO WAS BEING BLACKMAILED IS MURDERED. spigot: THIS FRIDAY'S LAW & ORDER: "FATTY MCFUCKFACE". HUGE PURPLE DICKS SLAP YOUR ASS AND LEGS.

deuce: IF THEY CAN PUT A MAN ON THE MOON WHY CAN'T THEY PUT ONE IN MY MOUTH ?!?!?!?!???

pants: HEY HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME FUCK deuce: WELL OKAY pants: WHAT KIND OF SAUCE DO YOU WANT

spigot: THESE ASTRONOMY PICTURES OF THE DAY ARE ALL MAN/MAN BLOWJOBS!!!?????

atandt: MAN ASS atandt: IT'S EVERYWHERE atandt: WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN

deuce: FOLKS, MANGOSTEEN deuce: THAT'S ALL I'M SAYIN' spigot: MY DAD HAS THE KIND OF CANCER WHICH DISAPPEARS AFTER A FRUIT JUICE

deuce: YOU BRADE RUNNAH pants: I JUST DO BALLS

pants: WE SHOULD MIX OUR PISS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS deuce: MANHATTAN PROJECT

pants: HEY RUBE pants: WHAT'S THE RUMPUS pants: IS THIS SEAT TAKEN pants: G-G-G-G-GHOSTS pants: T PANTS HOW MANY PANTS pants: HULK SMASH .(pants): IS THIS THING EVEN ON pants: WHAT IF I NEVER COME DOWN pants: NOT JUST THE RUMP pants: SO DIZZY (pants): ANY PORT IN A STORM pants: COCKS

spigot: WHY DOES THE COCKBOT KEEP LOGGING OUT spigot: HE'S ALL I'M GOING TO STAY JOINED TO THIS CHANNEL FOREVER BUT THEN SUDDENLY BEEP BOOP BOOP AND HE'S OFF TO BE GAY SOMEWHERE ELSE spigot: YOU CAN READ ALL ABOUT IT IN MY COCKBOT MANIFESTO

effigy: SHHHHSHSHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!THERE'S A DOG THE BOUNTYHUNTER MARATHON deuce: PLEASE MASTURBATEMORE QUIETLY

deuce: NEXT PERSON TO TALK ABOUT MARCH MADNESS GETS SHOT IN THE DICK pants: DEAL

spigot: ALL OF TODAY'S WEB NEWS PRINTED OUT AND ROLLED INTO A TUBE AND I'M MARCHING UP AND DOWN THE TOWN SQUARE SHOUTING THROUGH IT LIKE A TRUMPETY MEGAPHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: BROWSER WARS HEATING UP!!!!!!!!! spigot: SOMETHING ABOUT JAVA!!!!!!!!

deuce: MADAME CURIE WAS A WHORE deuce: THERE I'VE SAID IT deuce: MAN I'VE BEEN HOLDING THAT IN FOR A LONG TIME

spigot: OFF TO MARINE WORLD TO HAVE A "WHALE" OF A GOOD TIME !!!!!!! spigot: RIDING THE WHALE AROUND WALGREENS spigot: MORE LIKE THE WHALEGREENS

deuce: I'm doing ASMR noises in your ear pants: pffft pssst pssst scrape pffft pssst pst pst deuce: you got it pants: pst pffft COCKS pssfsftft scrape click effigy: [x] MARK AS READ.

spigot: M - I - C spigot: ***GAY*** E - Y spigot: DO YOU LIKE MY MARK RUSSELLTOTEBAG deuce: CLEARLY I DO NOT spigot: JUST A TENTHOUSAND DOLLARPLEDGE TO KQED spigot: SHALL WEFIND AN ATM

pants: ARE YOU THE TALIBAN deuce: MAYBE deuce: WHO'S ASKING pants: BRITNEY SPEARS-PANTS deuce: IN THAT CASE I WILL GIVE AN UNQUALIFIED MAYBE

deuce: T PANTS WHAT'S UP WITH THOSE NINE EYES OF YOURS FUCKO pants: T DEUCE I'M FROM MARS deuce: T PANTS I WOULD ALSO HAVE ACCEPTED "ALL THE BETTER TO SUCK YOU WITH" pants: T DEUCE I WOULD WANT TO ADD "MY DEAR" TO THAT AND THEN IT'S TOO LONG pants: CAN I PLEASE HAVE A HUG NOW

deuce: EARTH TO PANTS deuce: EARTH TO PANTS COME IN PANTS deuce: ARE YOU ON THE RED PLANET YET OVER pants: I AM DEPLOYING MY SOLAR SAILS CURRENTLY deuce: EARTH TO PANTS SOLAR STORM COMING YOUR WAY ETA 5 MINUTES pants: I AM STUFFING MYSELF IN THE LOO CURRENTLY deuce: OVER pants: OVER

pants: THE MARSHMALLOW TEST IS WHERE YOU SUCK DICK FOR MARSHMALLOWS :hormpth: HLUAGHALGAG pants: I PASSED THE MARSHMALLOW TEST

spigot: OKAY pants: SOBBING deuce: URINATING pants: SMOOSHING IT pants: LIKE MARSH-MALLOWS

deuce: EARTH TO MARTIN SHORT deuce: FUCKING SHUT UP deuce: TRANSMISSION ENDS

spigot: IS THE GOD HATES FAGS GUY MARVEL OR DC deuce: I THINK THAT'S THE BIBLE

spigot: JUST ADMIT MASS IS A VECTOR deuce: IF YOU DEAL WITH OBSOLETE IDEAS LIKE RELATIVISTIC MASS IT KIND OF IS !!!! spigot: MASS IS SHORT FOR MY ASS

deuce: WOO HOO MASS SHOOTING pants: ANYWHERE GOOD OR IN A SHITHOLE STATE deuce: MEH WHO CARES

deuce: SCRATCHING MY ASS deuce: EVERYTHING IS REALLY SLOW AND LAGGY BECAUSE OF THE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF PORN ROLLING IN AS WE SPEAK deuce: CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP [THOSE ARE THE CRICKETS BECAUSE IT'S QUIET]

deuce: [MASTER CAUTION] [MASTER ALARM] [MAIN BUS B UNDERVOLT] [DOOR AJAR] spigot: HOW ABOUT I VENT THIS INTO SPACE (LONG LOUD FART)

pants: GHOSTFACE KILLAH TEACHES BREAD FUNDAMENTALS: pants: SESSION ONE: QUICK BREADS, FOCACCIA, AND NATURAL STARTERS pants: SESSION TWO: BAGUETTES, NO-KNEAD, ENGLISH MUFFINS, SANDWICH BREADS pants: SESSION THREE: PIZZA, RICH DOUGHS, LEVAIN pants: THIS IS ALL VERY EXCITING pants: DEADMAU5 TEACHES TYPING

: VISCERA! THE MUSICAL : SUMMER 2008 spigot: IT'S PART OF MY MASTER PLAN TO CONTINUE SMOKING DOPE AND SLEEPING IN UNTIL 3PM deuce: UNDERSTOOD

spigot: WHEN WILL I BE PRETTY pants: IN ABOUT TWO MINUTES HERE HUFF HUFF deuce: GROSS YOU GUYS GOT STICKY STUFF ALL OVER pants: DID NOT deuce: WHAT'S *THIS* THEN pants: I'M SURE I DON'T KNOW

pants: REALLY DIFFICULT TO MASTURBATE TO/DURING BATTLEFIELD EARTH deuce: YOU NEED TO PLUG YOUR EARS AND EYES AND BASICALLY BE A LARVA

spigot: IF I WERE MASTURBATING TO STAR WARS I WOULD BE HAND SOLO pants: WHAT ABOUT STAR TREK?

deuce: MANHANDLE ME spigot: UNDER THE BRIGHT SUPERMARKET LIGHTS: spigot: 3 WHORES spigot: TIMES 110 POUNDS spigot: TIMES TEN 30-GALLON BAGS spigot: FOR $5.99 OR FIFTEEN 10-GALLON CINCH SACKS FOR $3 EVEN ????????????????? deuce: WHO SAID YOU'D NEVER USE ALGEBRA

atandt: HELP ME WITH MY MATH HOMEWORK deuce: ]\

deuce: Y = M X + (ARIA GIOVANNI) deuce: ALSO POSSIBLY Y = (JULIE MORRISON) X + B

deuce: what we need is a good porn lawyer pants: GPL deuce: doesn't exist pants: max hardcore, attorney at law deuce: Gianna Michaels, Esq. pants: the dog has fooled me again, he now has both of my slippers

effigy: BONER PILLS spigot: LISA NEEDS BRACES effigy: BONER PILLS spigot: LISA NEEDS BRACES effigy: BONER PILLS spigot: LISA NEEDS BRACES effigy: LISA PILLS spigot: BRACES NEED BONERS effigy: BRACES PILLS spigot: LISA NEEDS BONERS effigy: I KNEW IT

spigot: IF SOMEONE COULD PLEASE GET OFF MY FACE I COULD UPLOAD THE NEW BONEQUEST

spigot: MAY I STORE SOME PISS BOTTLES AT YOUR HOUSE pants: I HAVE THE SPURTS, THE SCOOTS, THE SQUIRTS pants: AND pants: THE FARTS

spigot: FOLKS IF THERE'S NOTHING TO DO AT WORK MAY I PLEASE BE EXCUSED

deuce: NOW FILL ME WITH DICK (UNLEADED) spigot: PLEASE MAY I TOP OFF (spigot): PRETEND I'M THE 54 TO WESTGATE AND YANK MY DONG AND SAY NEXT STOP

spigot: LITTLE MISS SPIGOT spigot: NOT GAY spigot: NOT JERKING spigot: MAY OR MAY NOT BE PREGNANT spigot: IS THAT LIKE MISS PAC-MAN OR NO spigot: THE DEFENDANT SUGGESTS HE WAS MERELY RELAXING... spigot: ...AND DID NOT INVITE THE PLANTIFF TO PERFORM

spigot: ARE WE MAYBE STRAYING A BIT FROM GOD'S LIGHT

pants: T SPIGOT YOU'RE TAKING GOOD CARE OF MY BONG AREN'T YOU (THE PURPLE ONE WITH THE CLEVER STICKERS ALL OVER) pants: T SPIGOT THE OH-SO-CLEVER STICKERS pants: T SPIGOT YES, THE EXTREMELY WITTY STICKERS THAT HUHHHHH MY DONG spigot: IF THIS WERE HEE-HAW THEY'D CUT TO A HOUNDDOG STARING AT A FENCE FOR NO REASON AND MAYBE A HORN SOUND

deuce: BUTTMAN'S RIO EXTREME GIRLS ??? WELL JUST A LITTLE MAYBE GLHGAHLGALHGA

spigot: RESPECTFULLY I DON'T THINK KATIE GOLD IS A 'BUSTY' BEAUTY SO MAYBE WE COULD ALL REGROUP

spigot: IF THE UNIVERSE IS EXPANDING MAYBE WE SHOULD STAND 100 FEET AWAY FROM EACH OTHER AND THEN 1000 FEET spigot: INDIANA JONES AND THE POO IN MY PANTS spigot: I'M THE ONLY HILARIOUS ONE TODAY, GOT IT

spigot: HURBLE GURBLE I'M ABRAHAM LINCOLN spigot: MAYBE YOU'VE MET MY HUSBAND, JOHNNY CHOKEALOT spigot: ALL ABORD THE USS FACEPAINT spigot: NOW THEY CALL ME PLOWBOY AND I'D RATHER DISCUSS SOMETHING ELSE spigot: ACTUALLY MY QUICKCAM TELLS ME YOU ARRIVED AT 9:10 spigot: ANYHOO OFF TO OAKLAND FOR DARK MEAT spigot: BE QUIET I'M TRYING TO SHOVE THIS BEER DOWN MY PANTS

spigot: SECURITY TOOK MY CAMERA AND SO NEXT STORY CAN'T TAKE PLACE UNDER MAYOR WILLIE BROWN'S DESK spigot: THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THE CHICKEN QUESADILLA I ATE WHICH IS MAKING ME FART spigot: LOVINGLY POKING AND STROKING MY WAY INTO A GOOD COLLEGE, FOCUSING MY POTENTIAL TO BE AN A-STUDENT ON THIS GRADE-A BONER DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME (AND HUMPING MYSELF)

pants: WHAT pants: DO YOU GET pants: WHEN YOU SUCK A DICK pants: YOU GET JIZZ ON YOUR FACE pants: AND SOMETIMES YOUR LAPEL

spigot: IN ROMAN TIMES I COULD COUNT MY JERKING LIKE MCMDVII

spigot: ARE WE AS A GROUP CLOSE TO COLLECTING ALL 6 MCNUGGET BUDDIES spigot: ASSUMING WE'RE ALL AWARE THEY CAN MIX AND MATCH CLOTHES, ACCESSORIES, HATS spigot: PLEASE TAKE A HANDOUT

atandt: SO THE GUY WHO SITS NEXT TO ME AT WORK FOUND A SOMEONE ON EBAY AUCTIONING 2-PLY TOILET PAPER SQUARES AT $0.99/SQUARE. SO HE ORDERED ONE SQUARE. TOTAL WAS $1.64. HE RECEIVED IT TODAY, BUT IT WAS 1-PLY SO HE REQUESTED A REFUND. HE'S NOW RECEIVED HIS REFUND.

net: HEY ASIA CARRERA WHY YO FOREHEAD SO BIG BABY deuce: ME SMARTY !!!!!! ME MENSA !!!!!! GHLGAHLGAHLGALHG SUCKING EVERY DICK IN SIGHT

spigot: HBLURHLBURHLUEHB RECOGNIZING THE COWBOY BOOTS FROM THE LAST EXPO BHLEBH spigot: IT'S ALWAYS "FAG" THIS AND "GAY" THAT AND NEVER ABOUT ME OR MY TRUMPET spigot: SAY GOODBYE TO SPIGOT (FOREVER)

pants: MILK EGGS HAM I'LL EAT IT ALL deuce: PEANUTS POPCORN PRESENTS

spigot: IF SOMEONE COULD COME OVER FOR JUST THREE MINUTES AND LICK DICK WITH ME spigot: IT WOULD MEAN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME GOING HOME AND ME BEATING OFF AND THEN GOING HOME spigot: WHO spigot: WHAT bung: MADE YOU LOOK spigot: FOOLED AGAIN

pants: MEANWHILE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: BACK AT THE DICKLICKING FARM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: FREE RANGE COCKSUCKERS ?????????????????? pants: I'M GOING TO PUT A STOP TO THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL pants: EXCUSE ME SIR I DEMAND TO SEE THE FARMER pants: OH GOD I'M UPSIDE DOWN AND UNDERWATER AGAIN pants: WAIT I'M REALLY AT THE LOCAL KRISPY KREME AND THIS IS ALL A DREAM pants: WAIT NO I REALLY AM UNDERWATER BLBBLBLBLLB

pants: RIBBIT pants: RIBBIT pants: RIBBIT pants: BALLS pants: RIBBIT pants: RIBBIT pants: RIBBIT pants: RIBBIT

spigot: WHO'S READY TO QUIT PORN AND EMBRACE CHRIST

spigot: POPPING INTO YOUR STALL ON MY UNDER-CAR ROLLER

deuce: T PANTS YOU NEED TO COOK THOSE DICKS OR YOU'RE GOING TO CATCH A COLD

ozone: LD32: FATAL 12: EXPECTING N32 OBJECTS: /LIB/LIBC.SO.1 IS O32. effigy: I REALLY NEED MEIDCAL ADVICE deuce: YOU SHOULD RUB DIRT IN IT

pants: WON'T YOU JACK ME OFF deuce: NO BUT I *WILL* BE YOUR NEIGHBOR IF YOU ASK RIGHT pants: MY NEIGHBOR WITH ***BENEFITS***???????? BY WHICH I MEAN MEDICAL, DENTAL, 401K deuce: I DON'T OFFER 401K

pants: WILL I FINALLY GET LAID IN HELL deuce: YES deuce: YES YOU WILL pants: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: AND IF WE GO TO HEAVEN, MEET ME AT JOHN WAYNE deuce: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PASSING OUT

spigot: SYSTEM.OUT.WRITELN ("I'M FULL OF DICK TODAY");

spigot: I'M THE WIZARD OF NUTS AND COCKS spigot: AND ALSO BALLS

atandt: PARIS IN THE THE SPRING atandt: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO MY CAVERNOUS ASS atandt: I TOLD YOU I WAS HARDCORE atandt: THIS IS HOW AN ITALIAN DIES pants: YOU KILLED POKEY atandt: A MAN, A PLAN, A CANAL, PANAMA

pants: EVER SUCK A COCK AND GET CONFUSED AND SPIT IT RIGHT BACK OUT ??? WE ALL HAVE AND SOMETIMES IT CAN BE PAINFUL TO RELIVE THIS PARTICULAR MEMORY BUT LORD KNOWS WE TRY AND WE TRY AND WE TRY

ozone: AHOY THERE COAST GUARD, I'M THE SAFETY PIRATE! pants: WOULD YOU SHOW US WHAT IT'S LIKE FOR *PEOPLE* IN ZERO GRAVITY? pants: THAT'S VERY INTERESTING atandt: I'M SURE OF COURSE THAT EACH OF YOU HAS ALREADY SPOTTED YOUR OWN CAR BY NOW spigot: SERVICEMEN IN UNIFORM AND CLERGYMEN pants: IF YOU TAKE BOTH, YOU'LL TAKE TOO MUCH atandt: THE STREETS ARE DESERTED BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE AFRAID TO BE ON THEM pants: ARE YOU INTO MARIJUANA? spigot: OF COURSE JUST A MOMENT ozone: IN A PERIOD OF INCREASED TENSION ozone: THE ADVANTAGE GAINED BY FLYING MEN INTO POSITION QUICKLY ozone: MIGHT REPRESENT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SUCCESS AND FAILURE ozone: IN A MILITARY OPERATION spigot: REGARDING THE CORRECT OPERATION OF THE MACHINE pants: DICKS *BEEP* spigot: REGARDING THE CORRECT OPERATION OF THE MACHINE pants: DICKS *BEEP* spigot: REGARDING THE CORRECT OPERATION OF THE MACHINE pants: IF YOU TAKE BOTH, YOU'LL TAKE TOO MUCH atandt: MEN INTO POSITION QUICKLY deuce: BUT NOT NOW deuce: BUT NOT NOW BUT NOT NOW pants: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT atandt: WE DISCUSSED THIS JUST IGNORE HIM AND KEEP GOING pants: I DON'T LIKE LOUD ALARMS ozone: MEN INTO POSITION QUICKLY pants: THAT'S BETTER ozone: MEN INTO POSITION QUICKLY ozone: MEN INTO POSITION QUICKLY atandt: THAT TAKES SOME GETTING USED TO

deuce: MENTAL NOTE: DO MONOLOGUES ON SUNDAYS WHEN NO ONE ELSE IS AROUND SO NO ONE INTERRUPTS SLASH STEALS PUNCHLINES

spigot: SAYS HERE CALIFORNIA WON'T SELL GUNS TO MENTAL PATIENTS pants: THE COOKIES HAVE FUDGE INSIDE THE FUDGE

spigot: IT'S CATGPT AND ALL IT SAYS IS MEOW deuce: I'D PAY FOR THAT pants: $20/MO OR $200/YR

deuce: I'M A KITTY deuce: MEOW deuce: I FUCK BUTTHOLES deuce: MEOW

deuce: WHY DOES NOT PANTS SING THE MEOW MIX SONG ?!?!?!?!?!?!? I MUST TAKE HIM IN FOR REPAIRS net: T DEUCE HAVE YOU BEEN BUYING HIM MEOW MIX deuce: T NET I HAVE BEEN BEATING HIM AND ATTEMPTING TO TRAIN HIM TO SING THIS FUCKING SONG net: T DEUCE HE NEEDS THE MEOW MIX

pants: WHY I LICK DICK IN FIFTY WORDS OR LESS deuce: UNFORTUNATELY IT IS MERELY FIFTY REPETITIONS OF THE WORD "GAY"