No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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4,064 | 12/25/2009 | merry christ mas pants: MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM PANTS AT JERKCITY
pants: AND THE REST OF THE STUPID COCKSUCKERS HERE
pants: RELEASE THE KRAKEN |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #christmas #cocksucker #kraken #pants-from-jerkcity #pants-solo #pink-background |
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3,340 | 12/25/2007 | merry christmas spigot: WHAT I HATE IS THAT WEIRD FEELING WHERE YOU SUDDENLY BECOME OVERLY CONSCIOUS THAT THERE'S A HUGE DICK IN YOUR MOUTH |
spigot |
#blowjob #christmas #christmas-tree-lights #mango #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,317 | 12/25/2021 | merry christmas spigot: :SANTA: ⛄ :SNOWFLAKE: :CHRISTMAS_TREE: THE HOLIDAY SQUIRTS ARE HERE :CHRISTMAS_TREE: :SNOWFLAKE: ⛄ :SANTA: |
spigot |
#brown-background #christmas #diarrhea #emoji #holiday #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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7,218 | 12/25/2018 | merry christmas 2018 deuce: BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN STOLEN VALOR BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN |
deuce |
#black-background #blockchain #bonequest-hi-fi #christmas #christmas-tree-lights #deuce-solo #repetition #sfw #single-panel |
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2,614 | 12/25/2005 | merry christmas and a happy new year atandt: HAVE A LITTLE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
:: FUCKS ATANDT'S MOUTH HOLE |
atandt |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #caption #christmas #drunk-deuce #mouth #red-background #title-mismatch |
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5,495 | 2/13/2014 | mesothelioma deuce: JESUS THAT SHIT WAS FUCKING AWFUL
deuce: JUST SMEAR CITY PEOPLE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #shit |
|
1,590 | 2/5/2003 | message from the future deuce: MY NUTS ARE SWOLLEN AND RED AND WANT TO BE HUGGED AND KISSED
deuce: ONLY SERIOUS APPLICANTS NEED APPLY
deuce: TRANSMISSION ENDS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #nuts #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,011 | 7/4/2001 | metric queer spigot: HELLO DEUCE WELCOME TO FAT CHAT I'M SPIGOT (240LBS/SF)
deuce: 100 KG/OAKLAND
deuce: I'M A METRIC QUEER
spigot: DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE IN KINDERGARTEN BECAUSE I DON'T APPROVE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,417 | 6/11/2005 | mexican queers in walnut creek spigot: LOOKING FOR MEXICAN QUEERS IN WALNUT CREEK ASAP
(atandt): I STEPPED ON ONE
spigot: QUE?
atandt: SORRY
atandt: WAIT WAIT COME BACK I THOUGHT YOU SAID LEPRECHAUNS |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #california #come-back #leprechauns #mexicans #walnut-creek #whisper #woodring-room-background |
|
3,885 | 6/22/2009 | mexican superman |
mexican superman |
#dc-comics #mexican-superman #mexicans #photo #picture #superman |
|
5,183 | 3/25/2013 | mfc deuce: NO MORE THAIS ON MYFREECAMS :-( :-( :-(
spigot: THEY ARE REMOVING REDUNDANCIES |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #mousehole #myfreecams #porn #woodring-room-background |
|
9,111 | 2/27/2024 | mice tumbling around the field deuce: CHOKE ME OUT
pants: I'M TRYING BUT
pants: EXHAUSTED FROM ALL THE POKING (BUT I COULD CHOKE A LITTLE MORE, I DUNNO)
deuce: ARE YOU DEAD YET
pants: I'M A MOUSE TUMBLING AROUND THE FIELD |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #no-title-card #physical-comedy #poking-and-choking #woodring-field-background |
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107 | 1/22/1999 | michael landon spigot: PERSONALLY I THINK THE NBA NEEDS MICHAEL LANDON NOW MORE THAN EVER
spigot: ALL RIGHT I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SPORTS |
spigot |
#basketball #hot-takes #michael-landon #sfw #spigot-solo #sports #woodring-room-background |
|
2,980 | 12/30/2006 | michael medved pants: I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MICHAEL MEDVED'S MOUSTACHE
pants: I'D FUCK THAT THING INTO CHRISTMAS 2008 |
pants |
#christmas #michael-medved #moustache #pants-solo #weird-pants-face |
|
6,910 | 2/13/2018 | mickey mouse theme spigot: FRESHLY BAKED DONGS!!!!!!!
spigot: M I C
spigot: SEE THAT I'M BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: K E Y
spigot: WHY AM I FUCKING HERE
spigot: DUH
deuce: M O U S E |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #disney #drunk-deuce #existential #spigot-points #woodring-room-background |
|
4,169 | 4/15/2010 | microscope deuce: IF I GOT A MICROSCOPE I COULD MEET MY OWN SPURT |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #jizz #microscope #science #spurt #star-trek #woodring-field-background |
|
893 | 3/6/2001 | microsoft employees spigot: FRESHLY BAKED DONGS!!!!!!!
pants: FORP
spigot: THAT'S RIGHT
spigot: HEY WHAT DO YOU CALL THREE EX-MICROSOFT EMPLOYEES?!?!?
spigot: A FAT DICKLICKING DONGATHON!!!!!!!!
pants: I'M STICKING TO MY STORY AND THAT'S THAT |
pants spigot |
#woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,704 | 11/5/2011 | mid-sentence spigot: STOMPING YOUR THROAT MID SENTENCE!!!!!!!!!!! LOL |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #stomping #violence #woodring-room-background |
|
1,263 | 3/17/2002 | Mideast Violence spigot: ANNAN ADDRESSES MIDEAST VIOLENCE
spigot: DEAR MIDEAST VIOLENCE.
spigot: HOW ARE YOU? I AM FINE. |
spigot |
#dongs #how-are-you-i-am-fine #letter #politics #sfw #smooth-fonts #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
4,496 | 3/24/2011 | midway through a bad day |
pants |
#abstract #looks-like-a-new-order-record-cover #no-dialog #sfw #title-mismatch |
|
2,677 | 2/26/2006 | milf alert atandt: MILF!
pants: WHERE
net: RUN
deuce: HIDE ME |
atandt deuce net pants |
#alarm #atandt-deuce-net-pants #milf #woodring-room-background |
|
5,675 | 8/13/2014 | milfs, cougars and grandmas deuce: MILFS, COUGARS, AND GRANDMAS NO. 2
deuce: I DON'T LIKE THE USE OF THAT CONJUNCTION
spigot: HOW ABOUT WE THROW A 'NEITHER' IN FRONT AND A 'NOR' INSTEAD OF 'AND', THEN SHIP IT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #deucegrin #grammar #milf #porn #white-background |
|
8,076 | 4/29/2021 | milking you pants: MOOOOOOOOOOOO
deuce: MILKING YOU
pants: B-BUT I'M A GOAT
pants: A GOAT ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
deuce: MILKING YOU
pants: A GOAT |
deuce pants |
#animals #astronomy #cow #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #feet-above-floor #filler-panel #goat #goat-milk #milk #moo #sfw #woodring-den-background |
|
8,270 | 11/9/2021 | mind of minolta spigot: TONIGHT WE GO INSIDE THE MIND OF A PENIS
deuce: IS IT ANYTHING LIKE THE MIND OF MINOLTA
deuce: HUGALBLGHLA
deuce: HUGLUHBALHBGLHGLUB
deuce: GLHLHAGLHSDHFL3GYH I3L KYSL V8KHFHKDF D98FHEFJNKL4W0943ND
deuce: NO IT IS NOT |
deuce spigot |
#camera #cameras #deuce-spigot #minolta #photography #woodring-room-background |
|
9,298 | 9/1/2024 | mindful, demure pants: SUCKING DICK IN A HOLLOW LOG
pants: SERVICING MOSTLY SQUIRRELS AND TOADS
pants: AND YES SOMETIMES THE OCCASIONAL KEEBLER ELF |
#bingo #cookies #coy-pants #dicksucking #elves #hollow-log #keebler #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background #zoophilia |
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5,118 | 1/18/2013 | minecraft.jerkcity.com (pants): MINECRAFT
(pants): DOT
(pants): JERKCITY
(pants): DOT
(pants): COM |
pants |
#minecraft #pants-solo #sfw #url #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,823 | 3/9/2012 | minecraft.jerkcity.com pants: HI RANDS
spigot: HI RANDS
: Microsoft Chat [X]
: The user spigot is not connected.
: [ OK ] |
pants spigot |
#grey-background #microsoft #microsoft-chat #minecraft #pants-spigot #rands-mentioned #sfw |
|
9,012 | 11/20/2023 | minimum order pants: IMPORTANT: MINIMUM ORDER IS 20 GUINEA FOWL.
pants: OW OW OW PECKING ORDER |
#bird #guinea-fowl #huffy-pants #no-title-card #pain #pants-solo #physical-comedy #sfw #starbucks-background |
||
8,898 | 7/29/2023 | minor accident spigot: WHOA HOLY GOD SHIT FALLING
spigot: BONK
spigot: I'M OKAY PEOPLE JUST A MINOR ACCIDENT
spigot: WOAH HOLY GOD AGAIN ALREADY HANG ON HOLY JESUS
spigot: BONK BONK BONK
spigot: OKAY JUST SOME STAIRS |
#bonk #holy-god #mountain-background #physical-comedy #sound-effects #spigot-solo |
||
2,626 | 1/6/2006 | minus the bat strength spigot: PLUS HIS E-MAIL ADDRESS HAD THE WORD "BALLS" IN IT SO OBVIOUSLY HE'S NOT EVEN A LEVEL 3 GELFLING
deuce: YOU'RE DIZZY FROM SMOKING COCK SO YOUR SAVING THROW IS AT A -2
spigot: THAT'S TWO HIT POINTS BUT YOU HAVE TO MINUS THE BAT STRENGTH
deuce: HAHAHA YOU ROLLED A SIX THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO ROLL AGAIN
spigot: NOT IF I AGD*^SDGGGGGGGGGGGS:KYLHSDFGHPFDYPHUHHHHHHHHH
deuce: GAHGALUHAG |
deuce spigot |
#dark-crystal #deuce-spigot #dicklicking #dizzy #dungeons-and-dragons #rpg #saving-throw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,879 | 3/5/2015 | miri pants: NOTHING GAY / ABOUT / THE NAZIS
pants: CERTAINLY NOT / THEIR TIGHT / UNIFORMS
pants: OH THERE'S NOTHING GAY / ABOUT / THE NAZIS
pants: (CHORUS) |
pants |
#gay #gay-nazis #nazi #pants-solo #singing #star-trek-event #title-mismatch #urinal-background |
|
4,222 | 6/9/2010 | miss minivan pants: T DEUCE YOUR NEW NAME IS MISS MINIVAN
pants: T DEUCE OR MS. IF YOU PREFER |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #minivan #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
9,127 | 3/14/2024 | missed deuce: GUYS WE MISSED ADA LOVELACE DAY |
#ada-lovelace #childhood-memories #deuce-pants-spigot #holiday #programming #sfw #static-background #wholesome |
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4,487 | 3/15/2011 | missing person(s) atandt: T DEUCE WHERE IS MY KOREAN
deuce: T ATANDT HIDDEN UNDER THE FLOORBOARD |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #fighting-irish-pose #korea #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
|
4,528 | 4/25/2011 | missing the point of structured code deuce: HEY LOOK AT ME I'M A FAT FEMALE ENGINEER
deuce: BABHALBHALBHALHBLAHBLAHBALHB
deuce: EATING DONUTS AND MISSING THE POINT OF STRUCTURED CODE
spigot: HEY LADY IT'S CALLED A TAB KEY |
deuce spigot |
#code #deuce-spigot #donuts #fat #women #woodring-field-background |
|
1,492 | 10/30/2002 | mistakes were made spigot: LOOKS LIKE PROPOSITION POT PASSED
pants: MEET ME IN THE LOCKER ROOM
pants: WHAT
spigot: WAIT
spigot: SORRY, THAT WAS ACTUALLY A SNICKERS COMMERCIAL
pants: MEET ME IN THE LOCKER ROOM ANYWAY |
pants spigot |
#coy-pants #marijuana #pants-spigot #snickers #woodring-field-background |
|
2,026 | 4/20/2004 | mister ashcroft pants: MISTER ASHCROFT MISTER ASHCROFT I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK IF YOU PAY IN EUROS |
pants |
#john-ashcroft #money #pants-solo #politics #woodring-den-background |
|
9,241 | 7/6/2024 | mister softy deuce: I'M A HEDGE FUND MANAGER
deuce: (SQUEEZING OUT A PERFECTLY COILED SOFT SERVE POO) |
#deuce-solo #deuces-shits #economics #gunmetal-background #no-title-card #poo |
||
1,752 | 7/18/2003 | mister zip atandt: I HAVE A LETTER FROM PANTS WHO IS ON VACATION
atandt: "HELP, STUCK IN JAIL, NEED $500"
atandt: THAT'S NOT IT
atandt: HERE IT IS
atandt: "HELLO FROM PANTS"
atandt: "I'M ACTUALLY IN THE NEXT ROOM UNDER THE SINK"
atandt: "JUST LIKE THE NEWSRADIO WHERE MATTHEW DIDN'T REALLY GO TO JAPAN"
atandt: "GET IN HERE QUICK LOVE PANTS" |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #bail #jail #letter #newsradio #pants-under-the-sink #radio #sfw #sink #vacation #woodring-room-background |
|
1,170 | 12/14/2001 | mix tape pants: "BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S" BY DEEP BLUE SOMETHING
pants: "WHY DOES IT ALWAYS RAIN ON ME" BY TRAVIS
pants: "WHEN IT'S OVER" BY SUGAR RAY
pants: "REDHILLS ROAD" BY CANDY FLIP
pants: "MILLENNIUM" BY ROBBIE WILLIAMS
pants: "FERMENT" BY CATHERINE WHEEL
pants: "TASTE THE WINE" BY VANESSA DAOU
pants: AND 1,000,000 OTHER REASONS TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME |
pants |
#potomac-background |
|
396 | 10/31/1999 | mixed nuts spigot: ANOTHER WEB COMIC WITH A HEART OF GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
spigot: CHOKING DOWN TEN BLACK DICKS IN TEN BLACK MINUTES |
spigot |
#cocksucking #dicks #fellation-rate #jerkcity-presents #mixed-nuts #ms-paint #nonstandard-title-panel #nuts #spigot-solo #vandalism #webcomic #wholesome #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,631 | 4/29/2017 | mixed up in a jackpot spigot: T DEUCE IF YOU SEND ME A PIC OF YOU I CAN PRINT IT OUT AND EJACULATE ON IT AND RETURN A PIC OF THAT
spigot: NOT SAYING MY PENIS WILL BE IN THE SHOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: OBV IF YOURS IS IN THE SHOT OF YOUR PIC IT WILL BE IN THE SHOT OF MY PIC BUT WE CAN HOP ON A QUICK CALL
deuce: [X] OPT OUT
spigot: DON'T WANNA GET MIXED UP IN A JACKPOT HERE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #filename #jackpot #quick-call #urinal-background |
|
5,000 | 9/11/2012 | mlk spigot: WELL I'M MARTIN LUTHER KING / AND I'M HERE TO SAY
spigot: I LIKE SUCKIN DICK / EACH AND EV-ER-Y DAY
spigot: TEST TEST
spigot: WELL I'M MARTIN LUTH
spigot: MOM CLOSE THE DOOR |
spigot |
#be-gay-with-me #martin-luther-king-jr #milestone #mom #mousehole #original-song #rap #singing #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
8,908 | 8/8/2023 | mmm urf i'm gay spigot: NOTE TO MYSELF: SUCK DICK |
#dicksucking #note-to-self #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,818 | 9/25/2003 | mmm yeah ooh boy pants: SPACE-AGE FAGGOTRONICS
pants: BI-CURIOUS AND PLUMP
pants: DEATH TO INFIDELS
pants: IT REALLY DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS
pants: PUTTING A DOLL'S HEAD ON THE END OF MY DICK AND CALLING IT A DAY
pants: IF GOD MADE SANDWICHES I WOULDN'T BE INVITED
pants: WE'LL CALL IT "CONCERNED MEN FOR AMERICA" AND REPEAL THE ERA
pants: IF WE GOT MARRIED LIKE I SUGGESTED IN THE FIRST PLACE WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS |
pants |
#dongwear #faggotronics #funloving-nonsense #god #marriage #mmm-yeah-oooh-boy #oh-boy #pants-solo #plump #sandwiches |
|
5,858 | 2/12/2015 | mmm yeah oooh boy pants: ミーアンヅマイツードングズ アイクロンクゼムツゲザル |
pants |
#dongs #japanese #mmm-yeah-oooh-boy #oh-boy #pants-solo #smooth-fonts #urinal-background #wienerdog |
|
1,365 | 6/27/2002 | mmm yeah oooh boy :[ed.: THIS PHRASE ALWAYS INDICATES A TERRIBLE IDEA FOLLOWS]
deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO??? |
[ed. deuce |
#mmm-yeah-oooh-boy #oh-boy #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,601 | 3/30/2017 | mmm yeah the spice must flow mmmm deuce: DUNE
deuce: ARRAKIS
deuce: DESSERT [SIC] PLANET |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #dessert #deuce-solo #dune #mmm-yeah-oooh-boy #photo-background #sfw |
|
8,224 | 9/24/2021 | mo deuce: IS THAT ADICK IN YOUR MOUTH
spigot: MO
pants: GOOD OLD FASHIONEDPOLICE WORK |
deuce pants spigot |
#detective-story #dicks #moo #mountain-background #okay-pants-face #police |
|
7,844 | 9/9/2020 | moca deuce: FACE VELVET CHURCH DAISY RED |
deuce |
#deuce-pants-spigot #donald-trump #man-woman-person-tv-camera #mountain-background #sfw #silent-character #single-panel |
|
7,480 | 9/12/2019 | mockable deuce: do not mock my balls (even though they are very mockable) |
deuce |
#balls #deuce-solo #single-panel #woodring-field-background |
|
2,033 | 4/27/2004 | mocking rands atandt: T PANTS IT FELT LIKE RAPE EXCEPT I WAS DEAD
pants: T ATANDT IT FELT LIKE RAPE BUGBAUGBUGBG (MOCKING YOU, TALKING IN A FUNNY GIRLY VOICE) |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #rape #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,903 | 11/7/2020 | modem pants: ATDT
deuce: BUH
pants: I'M A MODEM
pants: +++OK
pants: NO CARRIER
pants: COCKS
pants: OK |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #atdt-deuce-disconnect #cocks #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #feet-above-floor #huffy-pants #modem #no-carrier #woodring-den-background |
|
9,187 | 5/13/2024 | modem law spigot: I SAT ON MY HAYES MICROMODEM
pants: YOU'LL NEVER GET FIRED FOR PUTTING A HAYES MODEM IN YOUR BOTTOM
deuce: HOW ABOUT HAYES-COMPATIBLE
pants: I'M NOT ACTUALLY A MODEM LAWYER |
#anal-insertion #deuce-pants-spigot #gunmetal-background #law #lawyer #modem #no-title-card |
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1,663 | 4/20/2003 | mole men pants: THOSE WHO REMAIN AT THE SURFACE DO SO AT THEIR OWN PERIL
pants: FOOLISH MORTALS MY ARMY OF MOLE MEN WILL CRUSH YOU
pants: NOBODY CAN STOP ME NOW |
pants |
#mole-men #pants-solo #sfw #shoes #villainy #woodring-room-background |
|
4,889 | 5/18/2012 | mom beats me pants: SO WARM I AM HIDING IN THE SERVER ROOM
pants: MY SHIRTLESS BODY GLISTENING WITH SWEAT
pants: SLOWLY WE MAKE LOVE
pants: I AM INSIDE YOU WITH THE FIST OF A RANCH-HAND WHO KNOWS HIS WAY AROUND TIMES SQUARE
pants: THEN I WAKE UP AND MOM BEATS ME FOR JACKING OFF IN THE LIVING ROOM |
pants |
#blue-background #domestic-violence #dream #jacking-off #masturbation #mom #pants-solo |
|
7,580 | 12/21/2019 | mom says pants: mom says you have to beat me off
deuce: that doesn't sound like mom |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #beating-off #black-background #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #masturbation #mom #wide-load |
|
1,667 | 4/24/2003 | MOM.GIF spigot: WELPS THAT'S THE LAST TIME I DOWNLOAD ANYTHING CALLED MOM.GIF
deuce: YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #extra-white-space #filename #milf #porn #woodring-room-background |
|
6,098 | 10/10/2015 | momf spigot: HOW ABOUT A MUSEUM OF MODERN FARTS?!?!?!?!? WOULD THAT BE FUNNY!!!!!
deuce: HHHHHHH
deuce: (CHOKING) |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-spigot #farts #hhhhh #momf #museum #physical-comedy #series #teal-background #uncredited-character |
|
6,100 | 10/12/2015 | momf spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO THINK IT INVOLVES PIE AND/OR YOU GIVING ME PIE |
spigot |
#cropped-title #farts #momf #mousehole #museum #pie #series #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
6,099 | 10/11/2015 | momf spigot: IT WOULD BE A BUNCH OF TAPE RECORDERS PLAYING FARTS AND ALSO A HISTORY OF FARTS
deuce: STILL GOING ON ABOUT THE MUSEUM |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #farts #momf #museum #series #teal-background |
|
6,431 | 9/26/2016 | mona lisa spigot: WHERE'S YOUR BATHROOM
spigot: WHAT'S YOUR WIFI PASSWORD
spigot: CAN YOU VALIDATE MY PARKING TICKET
spigot: DO I HAVE TO STAY WITH THE TOUR GROUP OR CAN I SIT ON A BENCH OUTSIDE
spigot: MAY I PLEASE GET UP CLOSE TO THE PAINING AND SMOOSH MY ICE CREAM ON IT |
spigot |
#art-museum #louvre #mona-lisa #painting #parking-validation #smoosh #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
7,831 | 8/27/2020 | monads pants: CAN'T GET PAST THE NADS IN MONADS |
pants |
#functional-programming #nad #pants-solo #programming #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,815 | 9/22/2003 | monday after noon deuce: COCKS ??
pants: I RECKON |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #monday #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,645 | 11/18/2022 | monday minute spigot: MANAGER'S MONDAY MINUTE !!!!!!!!! DUMPING HOT OATMEAL ON YOUR CHILD!!!!!! |
#brown-background #oatmeal #sfw #spigot-solo |
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5,337 | 8/26/2013 | monday nights on cbs spigot: TIRED OF ALL THE SEXISM AND RAPE JOKES ON THE INTERNET [RANT, TRIGGER WARNING]
pants: RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY UNLESS WE'RE UNDER THE DOME |
pants spigot |
#cbs #monday #mousehole #pants-spigot #trigger-warning #under-the-dome #woodring-room-background |
|
867 | 2/8/2001 | money management skills atandt: LOW INTEREST RATES IN MY TROUSERS |
atandt |
#apricot-background |
|
1,299 | 4/22/2002 | money train deuce: TO ME ROBERT BLAKE IS THE BAD GUY FROM THE CRAPPY MOVIE WITH WESLEY SNIPES AND WOODY HARRELSON
deuce: AND I DON'T MEAN WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP FOLKS |
deuce |
#despair-panel #deuce-solo #folks #money #movies #ponyboy #wesley-snipes #woodring-room-background #woody-harrelson |
|
8,163 | 7/25/2021 | monique alexander deuce: KNOW WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT MONIQUE ALEXANDER????
spigot: I SURELY DOBUT YOU FIRST
deuce: [CRICKETS]
spigot: [CRICKETS]
deuce: [WAY WAY LOUDER CRICKETS] |
deuce spigot |
#boar #bonequest-hi-fi #cricket #monique-alexander #mountain-background #porn #sfw #sfx #somber-deuce |
|
5,708 | 9/15/2014 | monster manual pants: T DEUCE I CAN'T FIND CCH POUNDER IN THE MONSTER MANUAL???
deuce: THAT IS JUST A WEIRD THING TO SAY
pants: PLEASE BUY MY LINGERIE CALENDAR |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #dungeons-and-dragons #grey-background #stray-dot |
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3,650 | 10/30/2008 | monster poo (bonus track) deuce: NOW THAT WAS A MONSTER POO |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #mouse-cursor #poo #urinal-background #url |
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6,586 | 3/13/2017 | monsters deuce: T PANTS SERIOUSLY THE GERMANS DID BAD THINGS DURING WWII
pants: T DEUCE DID THEY AT LEAST RECYCLE?????
deuce: NO THEY DID NOT
pants: MONSTERS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #germany #history #holocaust #huffy-pants #recycling #woodring-field-background #wwii |
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5,423 | 12/1/2013 | monty python noises spigot: IN THE NAME OF THIS WACKY KANGAROO COURT WE CALL SPACESHIP EARTH!!!!!!...
spigot: ...I BAN YOU FROM TELEVISION!!!!!!!!
spigot: HURRRR MONTY PYTHON NOISES
spigot: THE KNIGHTS WHO "KNEE"D ME IN THE SACK
spigot: COME BACK!!! IT'S ONLY
spigot: GLK
spigot: SWOLLEN |
spigot |
#buckminster-fuller #monty-python #nuts-of-spigot #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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9,252 | 7/17/2024 | mood board pants: T DEUCE YOUR "MOOD BOARD" IS JUST SHIT SMEARS
deuce: (LIFTS FACE, SMEARED WITH POO) WHAT'S A MOOD BOARD |
#corndog-background #deuce-pants #mood-board #poo #shit #smearing |
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848 | 1/20/2001 | moods spigot: MOODS ARE LIKE RAINBOWS, IN THAT I'M A COCKSUCKER |
spigot |
#cocksucker #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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24 | 9/15/1998 | moon over deuce: ROOSTER ROOSTER CAN YOU HEAR ME THIS IS HENHOUSE OVER
deuce: YOU APPEAR TO BE FADING FAST OVER
pants: ARE WE STILL ON THE MOON
deuce: COME BACK OVER
pants: MOON ????????
pants: OVER
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#coy-pants #deuce-pants #fourth-wall-pants #moon #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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9,259 | 7/24/2024 | moon rocks pants: PRICKS AND DICKS: 100% THE SAME
pants: HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS BUT THEY'RE HORNY
pants: WHAT YOU CALL DINNER I CALL CRUNCH TIME
pants: DO MOON ROCKS (ROCKS FROM THE MOON) HAVE DICKS
deuce: SOME DO
pants: ASKING FOR A (GAY) FRIEND
pants: EVEN A STOPPED CLOCK LICKS A MOON ROCK'S DICK TWICE A DAY
pants: BARF ON MY THING
deuce: CLARIFY WHICH THING:
deuce: YOUR BUTTPLUG-SHAPED TIVO REMOTE,
deuce: THE ZUCCHINI YOU'RE CURRENTLY CLEANING,
deuce: OR THE BIG BLACK DILDO IN THE MEDICINE CABINET
pants: STAY OUT OF MY MEDICINE CABINET |
#coy-pants #dicks #dildo #drunk-deuce #funloving-nonsense #gay #huffy-pants #hungry-hungry-hippos #laughing-deuce #modified-character #moon #mountain-background #pricks #roman-shower #somber-deuce #talking-heads #tivo #weird-pants-face #zucchini |
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5,301 | 7/21/2013 | mop to stall two pants: T DEUCE MOP TO STALL TWO
pants: T DEUCE MOP TO STALL TWO
pants: T DEUCE OVER |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #mop #radio #repetition #sfw #silent-character #stall #stall-two #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,134 | 10/2/2018 | mopportunities spigot: if she has time to lean, i'm thinking she has (at least some) time to clean
spigot: i call them mopportunities |
spigot |
#black-background #heart-attack #lean #sfw #spigot-solo |
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4,162 | 4/6/2010 | more and more astronauts spigot: WE'VE GOT TO GET MORE AND MORE ASTRONAUTS OF EVERY COLOR AND CREED UP IN SPACE DRINKING THEIR OWN RECYCLED URINE
spigot: INSTEAD OF COMING INTO THIS COUNTRY AND DRINKING ALL MY HARD-EARNED URINE
deuce: I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW THIS REALLY WORKS |
deuce spigot |
#astronaut #balls #deuce-spigot #immigration #mouse-cursor #urine #woodring-room-background |
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8,757 | 3/10/2023 | more dick dick: I WAS HERE FOR A FEW MINUTES
spigot: T DICK LOVE U
deuce: WE NEED MORE DICK
deuce: WAIT
deuce: OKAY THAT TOO
pants: THE REQUEST STANDS |
#a-love-story #deuce-dick-pants-spigot #dicks #drunk-deuce #friends #friendship #ghetto-u #mousehole #no-title-card #woodring-room-background |
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5,841 | 1/26/2015 | more dipping sauce over here spigot: I NEED MORE DIPPING SAUCE OVER HERE
spigot: DIPPING AND DUNKING MY NUTS FIRST INTO THE ZESTY RANCH AND HOURS LATER INTO THE COLD TOILET WATER |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #dipping #dunking #filler-panel #mountain-background #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #ranch #spigot-solo #toilet #toilet-water #zesty-ranch |
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8,075 | 4/28/2021 | more dongs deuce: MORE DONGS THAN A SINGLE PERSON CAN BEAR
deuce: WAIT, CHECK THAT
deuce: I'M GOOD |
deuce |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #dongs #mountain-background #somber-deuce |
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4,695 | 10/27/2011 | more eyebrow juice please pants: EYEBROW JUICE
pants: FANNYPACK FANNYPACK FANNYPACK
pants: NUTS. TO. THAT. |
pants |
#fannypacks #nuts #pants-solo #repetition #teargarden #woodring-field-background |
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4,795 | 2/8/2012 | more food for us net: I AM ENCOURAGING AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE TO KILL THEMSELVES
deuce: I MEAN IT ONLY MAKES SENSE: MORE FOOD FOR US |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #grey-background #suicide #upskirt |
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196 | 4/21/1999 | more forceful deuce: GLAGHLAGHLAGHLHGLAHGLAHG
spigot: IS THAT THE SOUND OF YOU POURING ALL YOUR BEER DOWN THE TOILET AND SHAVING AND PUTTING ON A SMART SHIRT AND GOING TO CHURCH AND GETTING YOUR ACT TOGETHER??!?!??!??!!
deuce: ALGHALHGLAHGLAHGLAHLGHAGHL (MORE FORCEFUL NOW)
spigot: ARE GREENSLEEVES AND GREENPEACE THE SAME THING |
deuce spigot |
#beer #church #deuce-spigot #dicklicking-noises #greenpeace #greensleeves #woodring-field-background |
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3,381 | 2/4/2008 | more forceful now deuce: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM DICKS
pants: MMMMMMMM MMMMMMM MORE DICKS
deuce: AGHAGLHA
pants: SEZ YOU
deuce: GAHGLAHGLAG HALGHLAG HAL MORE FORCEFUL NOW
pants: GLUAH GLAHGLAH GLUAH GLAHLGAHGG FEELING THE FORCE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicklicking |
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187 | 4/12/1999 | more goddamn cocksucking deuce: DICKS, ETC
spigot: I WISH COMPUTERS COULD BRING US CLOSER TOGETHER
deuce: T SPIGOT DO YOU MEAN CLOSER LIKE TOUCHING DICKS
deuce: OR WHAT
spigot: YOU SAID THERE WAS WATER ON THE MOON AND INSTEAD IT'S JUST MORE GODDAMN COCKSUCKING |
deuce spigot |
#cocksucking #deuce-spigot #moon #spigot-points #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,618 | 9/28/2008 | more immediately useful to me pants: I'M A JIZZMOP
pants: USE ME FOR MY INTENDED FUNCTION
deuce: I WOULD PREFER A PISSMOP RIGHT NOW
deuce: A PISSMOP WOULD BE MORE IMMEDIATELY USEFUL TO ME
pants: MAGICALLY I TRANSFORM MYSELF INTO WHATEVER IT IS THAT MAKES YOU MOST HAPPY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #jizz #jizzmop #magic #mop #mop-pissing #piss #pissmop #woodring-field-background |
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6,447 | 10/12/2016 | more info please deuce: OKAY
deuce: SO I TOOK A PICTURE OF MY ASSHOLE WITH MY NEW CAMERA
deuce: STRANGELY ENOUGH I DID NOT LIKE WHAT I SAW
deuce: (NOTHING IN IT)
spigot: T DEUCE NOT LISTENING
(spigot): MORE INFO PLEASE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #urinal-background #whisper |
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3,121 | 5/20/2007 | more is more spigot: EVERYBODY INTO MY FACE
deuce: WON'T FIT
pants: YEE HAW
spigot: COME ON YOU GUYS
spigot: LESS IS NOT MORE, MORE IS MORE
deuce: HLBALHBAHLALHABHHABLAHBBHAL
pants: GHLAHGLUAHLGAG |
deuce pants spigot |
#badly-pasted-title #deuce-pants-spigot #photo-background #sfw #typo #uncategorized-mosaic-background |
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5,989 | 6/23/2015 | more like spigot: FOLKS GOT A NEW THING CALLED THE APPLE WATCH
spigot: MORE LIKE WATCH ME ***LICK THIS DICK***
spigot: NO APPLE DID NOT "PAY" ME TO SAY THAT |
spigot |
#apple #apple-pay #apple-watch #folks #mousehole #product-placement #spigot-solo #the-black-shield-of-falworth #woodring-room-background |
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2,305 | 2/19/2005 | more like a mouth story deuce: JUST THE WAY WE ARE
pants: NO
deuce: A LOVE STORY
pants: MORE LIKE A MOUTH STORY BECAUSE I DON'T SEE THE LOVE UNLESS YOU CALL "SPURT" LOVE
pants: T DEUCE ARE YOU FOOD (SERIOUSLY DROOLING) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #mouth #mouth-of-pants #spurt #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,531 | 3/21/2014 | more like it deuce: I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE GRAVITY OF THIS SITUATION
pants: NUGGGGGGGGH
pants: GARK GARK GARK GARK GARK
pants: LOOK AT THE FLOWERS
deuce: THAT'S MORE LIKE IT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #flowers #gark #gravity #nuggh #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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5,299 | 7/19/2013 | more like laugh-in pants: IT FEELS MORE LIKE LAUGH-IN
spigot: SOCK IT TO MY NUTS (HARD) |
deuce pants |
#laugh-in #mousehole #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #woodring-room-background |
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3,793 | 3/22/2009 | more like my mouth pants: MY MOUTH IS BORED
(spigot): WHY CAN'T MY ASS BE MORE LIKE MY MOUTH EXCEPT FOR THE TALKING |
pants spigot |
#mouth #pants-spigot #urinal-background #whisper |
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7,620 | 1/30/2020 | more of a gift bag pants: work the program (the program is my dick/balls combo)
deuce: your package, as it were
deuce: so to speak
deuce: so-called
pants: to be fair it's more of a gift bag |
deuce pants |
#balls #deuce-pants #dick #dick-balls-combo #gift-bag #jean-charles #package #so-called #woodring-room-background |
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6,590 | 3/19/2017 | more of a hum spigot: HE SAYS YOUR DONG FLOPPED OUT LAST NIGHT
spigot: HE SAYS IT SANG TO HIM
deuce: IT WAS MORE OF A HUM |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dong #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background |
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3,081 | 4/10/2007 | more or less net: HOW ABOUT IF WE ALL MORE OR LESS JUST PISS ON EACH OTHER
deuce: I WOULD RECOMMEND A SERIES OF SLUICES AND AQUEDUCTS TO FACILIATE OUR PISS PARTIES IN THE FUTURE
net: CONSULTING THE PHOENICIANS, WHO INVENTED IRRIGATION
(net): WRITING THE CITY COUNCIL REGARDING A PISS DISTRIBUTION SYSTEM
deuce: T NET YOU'RE THINKING OF THE PISSIGOTHS |
deuce net |
#aqueduct #deuce-net #engineering #eye-injury #history #hydrology #mousehole #piss #pissing #sluice #urine #whisper #woodring-room-background |
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5,443 | 12/23/2013 | more or less or more or less deuce: ARE YOU STILL AWAKE RE: 0.5 MG XANAX
pants: T DEUCE MORE OR LESS OR MORE OR LESS
deuce: COME HERE AND LET ME MOLEST YOU
deuce: DON'T TELL ANY ADULTS OR I'LL KILL YOU AND YOUR PARENTS
pants: NP |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dont-tell-anyone #gaydalf #molestation #woodring-stairs-background #xanax |