spigot: is there any pudding pants: no spigot: what about pudding my balls in your mouth spigot: just pudding it out there

spigot: MORE BULLET POINTS, MORE LISTS, MORE VISUALS, MORE SHORT-FORM, MORE MICROCONTENT pants: MORE SOCIAL, MORE STICKY, MORE VIRAL, MORE SHAREABLE deuce: MORE HEROIN

deuce: WHO LOVES DICK MORE THAN OUR SURGEON GENERAL deuce: NO IDEA WHY I SAID THAT

deuce: T PANTS I WAS WATCHING THE TRIGGER EFFECT LAST NIGHT AND IT SHOCKED ME HOW FRAGILE THIS THING CALLED CIVILIZATION WAS AND ANYWAY I ENDED UP STAYING UP LATE AND DRINKING MORE THAN USUAL ON A SUNDAY NIGHT SO LONG STORY SHORT I SUCKED ALL THE DICKS pants: T DEUCE ELIZABETH SHU'S PERFECT TITS

spigot: I NEED MORE TO GO ON THAN JUST YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH deuce: HAIL pants: WELL MET

pants: WHO WANTS TO SEE BOOBIES pants: SPECIFICALLY MY BOOBIES

pants: WHORES pants: WE NEED MORE WHORES deuce: AGREED deuce: NOW SUCK ON MY FAT WANG

pants: I, LESS ENTERTAINING THAN THE CHEAPEST TAMIGOCHI deuce: BUT MORE WILLING spigot: CAUSE IF YOU LICK MY DICK spigot: MY ACHEY BREAKY DICK deuce: FURRRRRP spigot: HELLO spigot: BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP deuce: OPERATOR HE HUNG UP spigot: CAUSE IF YOU LICK MY D spigot: HELLO spigot: HELLO

spigot: CHANCES ARE spigot: THAT YOU'LL LICK A LITTLE DICK spigot: THE MOMENT / IT POKES IN YOUR FACE spigot: FOLKS I AM NAT KING COCKSUCKER spigot: ALSO I FILLED UP THE JOHN WITH "MORNING FOG" YOU MIGHT SAY

pants: T DEUCE XEARTH SAYS THE SUN IS COMING deuce: T PANTS IT IS VERY FAR OFF pants: T DEUCE IT IS COMING deuce: T PANTS IT IS ROUNDING THE CORNER YES deuce: T PANTS BUT YOU HAVE PLENTY OF DARK LEFT TO LICK DICK IN pants: T DEUCE IT IS JUST DAWNING ON US

spigot: I NEVER SELECT RESTART OR SLEEP spigot: I SELECT SHUT DOWN EACH AND EVERY NIGHT spigot: AND I STAND THERE MOTIONLESS spigot: UNTIL EVERY FAN, spigot: EVERY GPU spigot: AND EVERY DRIVE spigot: SPINS DOWN TO DEAD SILENCE spigot: BEFORE THE UNIVERSE WAS FORMED spigot: LIKE OUR ELDERS TAUGHT US effigy: TRANSLATION: NO MINECRAFT FARM pants: HERE

spigot: BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP CAN YOU HEAR MY MORSE deuce: YEAH YOU'RE NOT REALLY HITTING THE REPEATER THERE spigot: BEEEEEEEEEEP BOOOOOOOP SOME LONG ONES NOW deuce: YOU'RE BARELY HITTING THE REPEATER spigot: BEEP BOOP BOOP I SPENT $300 ON A BRASS KEYER deuce: LET'S HAVE SOME CALLSIGNS HERE PEOPLE

uncredited robot: DON'T DRAG ME INTO THIS pants: THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING

pants: MOSTLY MOLESTED

net: PISS AND BLOOD EVERYWHERE pants: MOSTLY PISS DUE TO THE OPEN URINATION POLICY

spigot: FOLKS I NEED TO LIVE IN A COUNTRY WHERE WE NEVER RUN OUT OF MISSLES deuce: YOU LIVE IN SUCH A COUNTRY deuce: WHEAT, PORN, AND MISSILES, THAT'S WHAT WE HAVE spigot: NOT WITH YOU CLOGGING UP ALL MY BANDWIDTH

deuce: MAYBE I SHOULD STOP PUTTING IT ALL THE WAY UP ME AND SETTLE FOR MOSTLY UP ME

deuce: IF YOU DID SOMETHING BAD YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR THE PHRASE "UNIFORM CODE OF MILITARY JUSTICE" spigot: HARRY KNOWLES REALLY BALLOONED UP OVER THE HOLIDAYS spigot: CAN WE PLEASE GET THE GAYS OUT OF THE MILITARY AND BACK IN THE KITCHEN deuce: T SPIGOT DUDE YOU'RE THINKING OF WOMEN spigot: (DISTRACTED BY LATE NIGHT TELEVISION) THOSE GIRLS ARE GOING WILD AGAIN deuce: THEY'RE MOSTLY WHITE SO I MUTE OR CHANGE THE CHANNEL

deuce: HBLAHBLAHBLBHBALHAB deuce: MOTHERFUCKER deuce: FSDF

--: ME net: I FARTED AND BROKE THE INTERNET deuce: MADRE DE DIOS

pants: OH THESE POOR SICK COCKS: I WILL SUCK THEM BACK TO HEALTH pants: TODAY pants: YESTERDAY pants: DAY BEFORE pants: AND SO FORTH

deuce: LET'S CELEBRATE MOTHER'S DAY BY CUTTING OUR DICKS OFF

spigot: THINGS BEGINNING WITH DONGS????? THINGS THAT GO IN MY FACE???? spigot: WHERE IS THE "LINKS" SECTION/PAGE ON THIS BBS???????????????????\/ spigot: FLATTENED

spigot: MOTHERS WHO THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: ABOUT DEFROSTING THE ICEBOX

pants: AND atandt: AUTOCONTROL IS LOCKED ON AND WE ARE COUNTING THE RETROFIRE pants: PLEASE HOLD ON TO HATS AND GLASSES pants: MOTION IS ABOUT TO OCCUR atandt: MOTION atandt: MOTION spigot: MOTION IS ABOUT TO OCCUR atandt: MOTION IS ABOUT TO OCCUR pants: WITH A LITTLE PRACTICE pants: YOU CAN DO CIRCUS TRICKS THAT WOULD MAKE AN ACROBAT TURN GREEN WITH ENVY

: PANTS STEPS FORWARD: I WILL BE GAY WITH YOU spigot: MOTION CARRIED spigot: HABLHALBHALB HALBHALBHALHB

deuce: SO THE CURRENT SCORES ARE: deuce: JERK 1, POO 1 net: I'VE GOT MONEY ON JERK pants: I TOO WILL PLACE MY LIFE SAVINGS ON JERK pants: CAN I GET ODDS ON POO? deuce: YOU ARE BOTH WISE INVESTORS pants: C'MON POO net: I'VE GOT INSIDER INFORMATION

pants: A SMALL SERIES OF FARTS PFFT PFFT PFT PFT PTPTPT PFT deuce: MOTORBOAT FARTS pants: PUTT PUTT PUTT PUTT PUTTPUTTPUTTBRONK GRONK BRRRRRRRRR :FIRE: HIT A MANATEE

deuce: THIS REALLY SUCKS spigot: COCKSUCKING IN THE DATA CENTER ???!? OUTRAGOUS pants: CAN YOU SEE THE MOUSE HOLE spigot: TRY PULLING BACK spigot: WAY WAY WAY OUT pants: FOR FUCK'S SAKE WE ARE NOT EVEN IN THE SAME BALLPARK : MOUSEHOLE --> pants: AND THERE IT IS THE MOUSEHOLE LET'S ALL SHRINK DOWN AND GO INSIDE spigot: I'LL PACK THE BONG pants: ARE WE THERE YET AND IF SO ARE THERE DICKS IN THE NEW LAND pants: BE GAY WITH ME AS WE JOURNEY TO THE CENTRE OF THE BOWL spigot: ARRRRRRR pants: THANK GOD FOR ROOFIES AND HANDGUNS deuce: THIS SUCKS spigot: I'M GOING TO SOIL MYSELF AND OTHERS

hanford: NO I WILL NOT hanford: I'M NOT DOING DICK ON OR OFF CAMERA, MY LAST CHECK BOUNCED AND YOU STILL OWE ME FOR OVERTIME FROM APRIL : GENTLE READER: DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES WE WILL BE SHOWING A SERIES OF INTROSPECTIVE STRIPS SOONER THAN WE HAD ORIGINALLY PLANNED. WE APPRECIATE YOUR SUPPORT IN THIS MATTER. YOURS, ROOT@JERKCITY.COM

spigot: JERKCITY IS PROUD TO OFFER A SMOKE, DRUG AND ALCOHOL-FREE WORKPLACE spigot: ALSO FYI WE'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU'D KEEP THE LIQUOR AT HOME spigot: THERE'S A TIME AND PLACE FOR KNOCKIN BOOTY, PLEASE USE DISCRETION

spigot: SO TIRED OF MOVIES THAT DON’T PASS THE KOBAYASHI MARU TEST

spigot: MOUTH LOVE deuce: ZOING pants: SPACE BONGS

pants: GIVE VICTORY A RIMJOB pants: WHY DOES SPIDER-MAN HATE AMERICA pants: BRING THE WAR BACK HOME pants: MY KINGDOM FOR A TICKLESS CLOCK pants: EVER MINDFUL pants: PREGNANT PAUSE pants: PEACE THROUGH REACH AROUNDS pants: ERECT, ENGORGED AND MORE OR LESS NOT LIMP

spigot: OKAY EVERYONE WITH MORE THAN ONE COCK IN THEIR MOUTH PLEASE SHARE WITH YOUR NEIGHBOR pants: JUST MOVE ONE OVER THANKS spigot: EVERYONE WHO'S LEGS OR ARMS ARE HANGING UNDER THE STALL OR OVER THE DOOR PLEASE MOVE CLOSER TOWARD THE CENTER pants: SUPER spigot: I KNOW THIS IS AWKWARD BUT WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE OLD WAY OF BALANCING ON THE TOILET WITH ONE PAIR OF LEGS VISIBLE UNDER THE DOOR pants: THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE

ozone: - /HOME/FTP SIMILAR TO /HOME/WEB spigot: URF MOVE TO STRIKE

pants: CONSTRUCTION CREW LESBOS 04 deuce: F pants: K-RAZY DYKES OF DISCIPLINE deuce: F pants: EXTREME FEETTWARE ?!? GOTH LESBIAN PEEPSHOWS /?!?!??! GRAMMA'S SEXY TOYS ??? @Y(Q*^ ?!?!?}}}}}} NO CARRIER deuce: F F F

deuce: [X] TRANNIES [X] TRANNIES [X] TRANNIES [X] TRANNIES

spigot: LEGS AIN'T EVEN THAT LONG pants: DANG OL' SATURATED IN DISQUIETING MOOD I TELL YOU WHAT

deuce: SISTA #10 GETS AS MANY THUMBS UP AS I CAN MUSTER IN THIS STATE OF DEHYDRATION (FROM THE JERKING YOU SEE)

pants: T DEUCE I'D JUST BACK OFF IF I WERE YOU pants: T DEUCE I'M SOME MANNER OF AMAZING MACHINE pants: T DEUCE MOVING PARTS, YOU UNDERSTAND deuce: T PANTS THEN GET BUSY

atandt: [T[R[A[P[P[P[E[D [I[N [V[T[1[0[0

deuce: T PANTS LET'S GET MSN PREMIER FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: WHAT deuce: T PANTS NEVER MIND pants: T DEUCE I LICK THINGS

pants: A MONITOR DEGAUSS WILL CHEER ME UP pants: *FOOMPH* pants: AH

spigot: HOW COME WHEN I WEDGE AND STUFF PAPER INTO THE PRINTER IT DOESN'T GO OVER THE NETWORK AND RENDER DICKS ON MY SCREEN REMOTELY spigot: MORE TONER MAYBE spigot: FIRED IN MUCH THE SAME WAY I WAS FIRED LAST TIME

pants: I LIKE TO LICK THE DUST MITES RIGHT OFF THE WALL AND INTRODUCE THEM INTO MY SYSTEM IMMEDIATELY pants: SCROLLING THROUGH THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF PICTURES OF DICKS pants: LET'S GET GAY MARRIED HERE AND NOW BEFORE BZZZZZZZZZZZT TOO CLOSE TO THE FENCE

pants: MY WANG IS TOO SHORT (TUGGING, WEIGHT SET) NOTHING AND WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN deuce: BE SURE TO CURL IT AROUND A STICK AND PULL

pants: GORDON LIGHTFOOT WAS A REAL PERSON NOT A JOKE PERSONA MADE UP FOR AN SNL SKIT pants: GORDON LIGHTFOOT; SUMMERTIME DREAM pants: THIS IS 100% REAL deuce: TOTES

spigot: THE MUHHHHHHH HUHHHHHHHH spigot: MUHHHHHHHHHUHHHHHHHHHHH spigot: HUHHHHHHHHH MMMMMMMMMMMMM

deuce: MUGGY pants: YEAH, WARM HERE pants: DO YOU NEED A JPEG OR JPEGS OF ME BEATING OFF pants: CAN'T REMEMBER IF I ASKED YOU BEFORE deuce: [UNINTELLIGIBLE]

deuce: THERE IS A BLINDING FLASH. YOU HAVE BEEN KILLED IN A MULTI-MEGATON NUCLEAR EXPLOSION. deuce: ***YOU WIN*** pants: SWEET PEACEFUL SILENCE AND DARKNESS. ***HIGH SCORE***

deuce: OCCAM'S RAZOR INDICATES THAT IT IS NOT MULTIPLE HORRIBLE MONSTERS THAT RESIDE IN MY TROUSERS BUT INSTEAD JUST ONE MONSTER

pants: MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES CAN HINDER A SMALL BUSINESS LIKE YOU WOUDLN'T BELIEVE deuce: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN <I> AND </I> IS spigot: <I> ALLOCATES SOME ITALIC MEMORY AND THEN </I> RELEASES IT

atandt: I MUST SAY THE JERKABILITY OF THIS PLACE IS QUITE HIGH spigot: YOU AND YOUR COLLEGE MUMBO-JUMBO

spigot: I'D LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS PORN VIDEO spigot: IT'S GOT NO JERKOFFABLE GIRLS spigot: OR HOWEVER YOU SAY IT spigot: I DON'T KNOW ALL THE LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO

spigot: HEY EVERYONE MUPPETS ARE ON spigot: AND BY "MUPPETS" I MEAN FAT DICKS

spigot: WILD ZOOMS AND PANS OF GEN-X KIDS AT THE FOOD COURT????? SHOWING OFF THEIR PIERCED TONGUES AND HIGH-FIVING EACH OTHER?????? HOLDING UP CORN DOGS, LARGE DRINKS????????? deuce: ALL BEING BRUTALLY MURDERED spigot: INTERSPERSED WITH SOMBER, BLACK/WHITE SEGMENTS WHERE THEY SIT ON STEPS AND TALK ABOUT SMOKING, DRUG ABUSE deuce: GLAGLGALG MURDER MOST CHOPPY

pants: MURDER deuce: SUICIDE pants: MURDER/SUICIDE deuce: WE HAVE A WINNER

deuce: ANY POST ON LINKEDIN CONSISTING OF SOMEONE HOLDING UP A WHITEBOARD/WHITE PLACARD WITH WRITING ON IT MAKES ME FEEL SORRY FOR THEM AND ALSO MAKES ME WANT TO MURDER THEM

spigot: every time matthew mcconaughey shouts murph he should follow it up with hurf and burf

pants: HELP I'M FLOATING THROUGH SPACE LIKE CEREBUS USED TO DO ONLY WITHOUT A NARRATOR pants: THIS IS ALL QUITE DISCONCERNING pants: AM I AS HIGH AS A KITE OR AS GAY AS A BIRTHDAY CAKE

pants: OH GOD WHERE DID THE DONG-AS-FAVICON GO pants: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD pants: MUSHROOM CLOUD

pants: CLIENTS FROM HELL!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL !!!!!!!! deuce: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOO deuce: <MUSHROOM CLOUD> deuce: THEN SILENCE, VINES OVERGROWING THE RUBBLE, WILDLIFE RETURNING

pants: [MUSIC UP AND UNDER] deuce: KA-BLAM deuce: MY DONG ARISES deuce: LIKE THE MORNING SUN OR A MUSHROOM CLOUD

spigot: GOT A BIG ERECTION / POKIN' ATCHA spigot: LICK ON THE DICK AND / FILL OUT THE CAPTCHA

deuce: NOT SURE WHAT MAKES ME MORE MAD, MUSLIM TERRORISTS OR SOFT ON DEMAND deuce: OR ALETTA OCEAN

spigot: HI I'M FARTLES deuce: MY BALLS ARE HANGING PRETTY LOW RIGHT NOW deuce: MUST BE THE HEAT

pants: /\OO/\ FLAP FLAP FLAP pants: WHOOPS SORRY WRONG PLATFORM :ows Me Millennium Edition : Windows Update : Programs > : Documents > : Settings > : Search > : Help : Run : . _ .. ... . _ . ._. ._ pants: WRONG ACCOUNT TOO HMM HLAGHLABGLABG MUST FILE BUG REPORT LAHUGHLUABGLABAG

deuce: MUST GET HOME, BEAT OFF TO ACCUMULATED/NEGLECTED PORN deuce: MUST GET HOME, BEAT OFF TO ACCUMULATED/NEGLECTED PORN deuce: MUST GET HOME, BEAT OFF TO ACCUMULATED/NEGLECTED PORN deuce: MUST GET HOME, BEAT OFF TO ACCUMULATED/NEGLECTED PORN deuce: MUST GET HOME, BEAT OFF TO ACCUMULATED/NEGLECTED PORN deuce: MUST GET HOME, BEAT OFF TO ACCUMULATED/NEGLECTED PORN

deuce: SELF IMMOLATION spigot: IT'S NOT ENOUGH TO BURN TO DEATH IN PUBLIC I MUST ALSO WEAR THE MOZILLA SHIRT

atandt: NUTRIENT VALUE OF SEMEN INADEQUATE atandt: MUST SEEK ALTERNATIVE FOODSTUFFS

spigot: MUST SET ALARM FOR 5AM TOILET SCRUBBING

deuce: SAY IT WITH ME: deuce: MUSTARD IS THE BEST TARD

deuce: YOU ARE OSTRACIZED FROM THE HERD pants: MUST I LIVE IN THE OUTLANDS WITH THE MUTANTS ??? OY VEY deuce: THE MU-TANTS IN THIS ISLAND EARTH WITH THE BIG HEADS pants: THEY CANNOT GET OVER THE DENCE AND DO NOT LIKE OUR TORCHES SO WE ARE SAFE FOR THE TIME BEING pants: WE SHOULD NOT HAVE KILLED WHITEY deuce: WHAT A BAD IDEA THAT WAS

spigot: MWAHAHA!!!! spigot: MY EVIL TEXT LAUGHTER MEANS I'M OBESE AND I LIKE INDUSTRIAL MUSIC spigot: MWAHAHA spigot: I HAVE SUCCESFULLY ARRANGED MY STAR WARS FIGURINES

pants: I CAN'T FEEL MY ARMS OR LEGS

spigot: WELL I GUESS YOU'RE JUST TOO COOL TO BELIEVE IN GHOSTS THAT LIVE IN GIRLS' REAR ENDS

pants: I WILL BE THE ASHLEY BABBIT OF OXYCONTIN deuce: DO I GET TO SHOOT YOU IN THE NECK pants: ONE FLOPPY TIT FALLS OUT

spigot: WHOEVER TOOK MY LIGHTSPEED PASCAL FLOPPIES FROM MY BACKPACK PLEASE RETURN THEM spigot: ALSO I NEED MY BACKPACK spigot: MY LUNCH IS IN THERE

deuce: MY BALLS ARE LUGUBRIOUS deuce: MY DICK IS EBULLIENT deuce: MY MOUTH IS A SHIBBOLETH

: SPIGOT THE BEAR AS A SMOKEY THE BEAR FIGURE DOING LECTURES AT SCHOOLS, NOT A COP DRAMA spigot: ZIPPING UP MY BEAR SUIT!! spigot: FASTENING MY BEAR HEAD!! spigot: PARTING THE CURTAINS AND STROLLING ON STAGE!!! spigot: NO IDEA WHAT NEXT, OVERALL CONSENSUS IS: THIS GAG HAS NO LEGS, NEEDS WORK

pants: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOUTH OPEN WIDE TO RECEIVE pants: TO RECEIVE UH pants: WELL spigot: GURK GLK GLK SPLK PLUP pants: TO RECEIVE DATA IS MY BEST GUESS spigot: NOT QUITE MY TEMPO

spigot: MY BIKE WAS STOLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: T SPIGOT BEAT UP A WOMAN IN RETRIBUTION

spigot: MY BONER LIES OVER THE OCEAN spigot: MY BONER LIES OVER THE SEA spigot: CALL THE ENCLAVE

spigot: HEY WHO'S THE FATTEST pants: TAKE YOUR GAS MASK EVERYWHERE spigot: (HINT: ME) pants: GROW YOUR OWN spigot: T PANTS DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT AWAY FROM MY COMPLETE FATNESS pants: PUT YOUR PAPER OUT FOR SALVAGE

spigot: A SPRINKLE OF MOZZARELLA ON THE DOG SHIT spigot: NO TOO MUCH MOZZARELLA

deuce: PISSY PANTS net: DO NOT MAKE FUN OF MY CONDITION

pants: pray with me (down here, on your knees) deuce: that's a puddle of piss pants: ignore that deuce: it'll get my corduroy pants all messy

spigot: YOUR DICK AND BALLS WILL BE MY CROSS TO BEAR

dick: BAILIFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: THIS COURT RULES IN FAVOR OF THE PLAINTIFF ON ACCOUNT OF HER K-RAZY TITTIES!!!!!!!!!! deuce: PLEASE REMOVE ME FROM THE COURTROOM

deuce: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH pants: SHUT UP pants: TODAY IS MY DAY IN COURT AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO RUIN IT pants: BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

deuce: MY DEAD BONER (A MYSTERY) deuce: SPOILERS: YOU KILLED IT pants: BUT HOW SAID THE TOPLESS DUDE

deuce: MY DICK IS A TIME MACHINE AND MASTURBATION IS THE ON/OFF SWITCH atandt: SET SAIL FOR JESUS

spigot: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: MY DOCUMENTS :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER:

spigot: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: GOT A BIG ERECTION IN MY FACE / TODAY :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: deuce: IS THAT AFRICA BY TOTO spigot: IF IT WERE YOU'D BE SINGING ALONG spigot: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: GOT A PENIS / POKIN' AT ME AND IT JUST WON'T GO / AWAY :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: deuce: YOU'D BE SUCKING ALONG

deuce: I FEEL LIKE I'VE WASTED MY WHOLE LIFE

spigot: THE BACK OF THIS TOILET IS THE LYSOL-CLEAN I CAN TRUST spigot: I CAN SEE MY FACE IN THE TILE pants: I CAN SEE YOUR FACE IN THE TILE spigot: I CAN SEE MY NOSE IN THE TILE pants: WE CAN ALL SEE YOUR FACE IN THE TILE pants: NOW LET'S GET BACK TO WORK spigot: NOW I CANNOT SEE?????????

spigot: KERN MY NUTS AND PUNCH ME IN THE FONT pants: T SPIGOT PLEASE HELP ME WITH MY FAG HOMEWORK pants: T SPIGOT WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN POO AND CRAP spigot: POO INHERITS FROM CRAP deuce: PLEASE REFRAIN FROM USING THAT LANGUAGE spigot: I AM SO SORRY pants: T SPIGOT OKAY NEXT QUESTION WHAT DO I DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR