No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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3,912 | 7/19/2009 | my fifth amendment right deuce: I INVOKE MY FIFTH AMENDMENT RIGHT TO CHOKE IT DOWN
pants: I LOVE YOU SO |
deuce pants |
#choke-it-down #deuce-pants #fifth-amendment #legal #love #urinal-background |
|
855 | 1/27/2001 | my first erection ever spigot: MY FIRST ERECTION EVER |
spigot |
#erection #high-res #penis-of-spigot #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
631 | 6/17/2000 | my flyer spigot: I HEAR PUMPY HURDY GURDY PIPE ORGANS FROM THE TOILET AREA
spigot: DID ANYONE GET MY FLYER ABOUT MY FREE TAROT READINGS IN MY CUBE
spigot: HUBLULGUBHLUHBLU
spigot: PUBLISHING FICTION AND POLITICAL NON-FICTION HBUHLBULUHLBLU |
spigot |
#mousehole #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
8,207 | 9/7/2021 | my friends pants: HOW LUCKY I AM TO GROW OLD WITH MY FRIENDS
spigot: MORE LIKE GROW FAT WITH YOUR FAKE FRIENDS
deuce: WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD YET
spigot: LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY HANG YOURSELF WITH ETHERNET CABLE
deuce: WHO EVEN INVITED YOU HERE
spigot: YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE A CONFERENCE CALL
deuce: YOU GODDAMN DUMB DONG
spigot: WELCOME TO DUMB DONG WAREHOUSE EMPORIUM
deuce: IF YOU GET A CHANCE YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF
spigot: WHO WRITES YOUR DIALOG
deuce: AMERICAN FARTBAG
spigot: STAY AWAY FROM ME :NOTES:
pants: :HEART_EYES::HEART_EYES::HEART_EYES: MY FRIENDS :HEART_EYES::HEART_EYES::HEART_EYES: |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #dumb-dong #emoji #ethernet #fat #friends #kill-yourself #mountain-background #overlong #singing #somber-deuce #suicide #what-a-bunch-of-dickheads |
|
2,299 | 2/13/2005 | my fucking snack spigot: HOT BUTTERY COCK WILL BE MY FUCKING SNACK
pants: I'M FRIGHTENED
spigot: FAT AND WET |
pants spigot |
#cock #moustache #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
57 | 10/27/1998 | my gay head pants: I CANNOT LIFT MY GAY HEAD |
pants |
#gay #pants-solo #single-panel #woodring-field-background |
|
7,804 | 7/31/2020 | my girlfriend spigot: ! !! ! ! JEAN-CHARLES ! ! !! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
spigot: MY GIRLFRIEND IS PREGNANT WITH TWINS AND YOU HAVE LITTERED THE ENTIRE SPIRAL STAIRCASE WITH BANANA PEELS ! ! ! !! !
spigot: ACTUALLY GOOD WORK TODAY, NVM |
spigot |
#banana-peels #feet-above-floor #jean-charles #miscarriage #pregnancy #spigot-solo #spiral-staircase #woodring-den-background |
|
4,268 | 7/25/2010 | my god pants: LEATHER-COVERED REARVIEW MIRROR ($675)
deuce: MY GOD LETS US TEST MORE NUKES THAN YOUR GOD |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #god #nuclear-weapons #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
5,414 | 11/20/2013 | my hand has been on your lap spigot: WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THAT MY HAND HAS BEEN ON YOUR LAP FOR TEN MINUTES |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
3,935 | 8/11/2009 | my happy open mouth spigot: MY HAPPY OPEN MOUTH
spigot: I SNACK FROM MORNING TILL NIGHT!!!
pants: JUST CALL ME ANAL BOY
pants: AND YOU'D SAY OOOHH ANAL BOY
spigot: I SNACK AFTER 3PM |
pants spigot |
#funloving-nonsense #happy-open-mouth #mouse-cursor #pants-spigot #urinal-background |
|
4,205 | 5/23/2010 | my hnothing spigot: NOBODY IS VISITING MY BLOG
deuce: YOUR WHAT
spigot: MY HNOTHING
spigot: ALSIDG94 |
deuce spigot |
#blog #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #mouse-cursor #sfw #typo #woodring-field-background |
|
2,903 | 10/10/2006 | my hobbies spigot: CAN SOMEONE TIVO THE E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY OF ME LICKING DICK
deuce: I SAW YOU ON INSIDE THE ACTORS STUDIO
deuce: WHEN YOU TRIED TO BEAT JAMES LIPTON OFF FORCEFULLY
deuce: I THOUGHT IT WAS HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE
spigot: HE WAS ***ASKING*** ABOUT MY ***HOBBIES*** |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #e-true-hollywood #hollywood #inside-the-actors-studio #james-lipton #tivo |
|
4,349 | 10/14/2010 | my hour of need deuce: WHERE IS EVERYBODY IN MY HOUR OF NEED
deuce: GHGHLHLGHLGHG
deuce: SUCKING, ETC. |
deuce |
#black-background #cricket #deuce-solo |
|
1,615 | 3/3/2003 | my house is burning down spigot: MY HOUSE IS BURNING DOWN AND I HAVE TO RUN IN AND GET MY BOBA FETTS AND MY TIMECARDS
pants: DON'T FORGET STATUS REPORTS
pants: PRECIOUS STATUS REPORTS
deuce: ALSO CHEWBACCA NEEDS SAVING (WORTH A LOT !!!!!!!!!)
pants: T DEUCE ONLY IF HE COMES WITH HIS BLASTER (YES I CAN SEE YOUR DOT-T PRIVMSG)
deuce: HOLY GOD WE'VE GOT TO HELP SALON ZZZZZZZ |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #die-trying #fire #salon #sfw #star-wars #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,919 | 1/4/2004 | my job spigot: MY JOB IS NOT TO EDUTAIN, BUT RATHER TO INFOTATE |
spigot |
#sfw #spigot-solo #work |
|
3,151 | 6/19/2007 | my life pants: SIRS
deuce: POSSESSION IS 9/10THS OF THE BATTLE (YO JOE)
pants: BUT I UH
pants: T DEUCE I JUST NEED YOU TO OPERATE THE PUPPET'S ARMS, GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THE HOLE
deuce: FUCK YOU THIS IS **MY** LIFE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #legal #mountain-background #mouse-cursor #possession #puppet |
|
5,406 | 11/9/2013 | my life story deuce: I JUST FOUND OUT SAM ELLIOTT WILL BE NARRATING MY LIFE STORY
pants: GROSS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sfw #the-big-lebowski #woodring-room-background |
|
1,633 | 3/21/2003 | my lipstick pants: NOBODY USE MY LIPSTICK WHILE I'M GONE
spigot: ABSOTIVELY POSITOOTLY |
pants spigot |
#absotively-positootly #lipstick #pants-spigot #sfw #spoonerism #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,340 | 10/5/2010 | my love for you spigot: WAVING
spigot: I DON'T WANT MY LOVE FOR YOU TO GET IN THE WAY OF MY COCKS FOR YOU |
spigot |
#cricket #mouse-cursor #spigot-points #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
8,028 | 3/12/2021 | my lovin' deuce: T PANTS I HATE TO BE THE ONE TO DELIVER THE NEWS IN THESE TROUBLED TIMES
deuce: BUT BEFORE WE GO ON I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING I MUST TELL YOU:
deuce: YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET IT
pants: YOUR LOVING?????
deuce: NEVER EVER GONNA GET IT
pants: I MEAN SURELY AT SOME POINT IN TIME I WILL HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO GET IT
pants: THERE’S GOT TO BE AN UPPER BOUND OR A TIME OUT AT WHICH POINT IT SHOULD BE AVAILABLE
deuce: MMMM BOP (NOPE) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #en-vogue #feet-above-floor #hanson #huffy-pants #mmm-bop #sfw #singing #somber-deuce #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
|
219 | 5/12/1999 | my lucky pierre net: T PANTS WHO WILL BE LUCKY PIERRE
pants: T NET I TEND TO ARRIVE BLINDFOLDED WHEN I ATTEND THESE EVENTS
pants: T NET I HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT THERE WILL BE CORN AND DOG RACING
pants: OKAY COCKFIGHTING
pants: SLAPFIGHTING LIKE GIRLS |
net pants |
#cockfighting #corn-racing #dog #dog-racing #lucky-pierre #net-pants #woodring-room-background |
|
485 | 1/24/2000 | my mom's present net: I WRAPPED MY MOM'S PRESENT (COOKBOOK) AND YOUR PRESENT (BUTTPLUG) EXACTLY THE SAME AND NOW I CAN'T TELL THEM APART !!!!!! ZANY HIJINKS ENSUE
deuce: SOME SERIOUS EXPLAINING TO BE MADE TO THE DEUCE (YOUR MOTHER'S CONFUSION WILL PALE IN COMPARISON)
|
deuce net |
#buttplug #confusion #cookbook #deuce-net #gift #hijinks #laughing-deuce #mom #the-deuce #webcomic #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,349 | 1/3/2008 | my mouth is always foolish pants: RUNNING FROM MY MOUTH IS ALWAYS FOOLISH
pants: WHERE WAS I
pants: AH YES |
pants |
#mouth #mouth-of-pants #pants-solo |
|
7,006 | 5/27/2018 | my neck and legs and balls |
pants spigot |
#gambling #modem #nat-king-cole #pants-spigot #serial #singing #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,667 | 8/5/2014 | my new big red truck deuce: QUIGLEY DOWN UNDER
pants: MY NEW BIG RED TRUCK THAT NEEDS SOME REAR END WORK
spigot: I SAY IF IT'S EVEN REMOTELY OR SLIGHTLY BROWN, FLUSH IT DOWN |
deuce pants spigot |
#big-red-truck #deja-vu #deuce-pants-spigot #jerry-brown #light-blue-background #poo |
|
4,968 | 8/10/2012 | my new digital camera deuce: T ATANDT CAN I TAKE PICTURES OF YOU WITH MY NEW DIGITAL CAMERA
atandt: NO
deuce: T ATANDT FUCK YOU
atandt: YOU WILL HAVE TO BUY THE MAGAZINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE |
atandt deuce |
#angry-panel #atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #fighting-irish-pose #photography #white-background |
|
937 | 4/19/2001 | my new hobby pants: MACANUDOS |
pants |
#pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,284 | 4/28/2016 | my new hoodie pants: T DEUCE WOULD YOU LIKE A TEXT WITH A SELFIE OF ME IN MY NEW HOODIE
deuce: I WOULD
deuce: NOT!!!!!
deuce: ACTUALLY I WOULD
pants: WAITING FOR THE OTHER NOT TO DROP |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #grey-background #hoodie #huffy-pants #not #selfie #sfw #texting |
|
357 | 9/24/1999 | my new porn deuce: HOW COME I HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED TO JERK OFF TO MY NEW PORN ?!?!?!? A DILEMMA (ALSO AN ANALEMA) |
deuce |
#analemma #astronomy #deuce-solo #dilemma #porn #science #typo #woodring-field-background |
|
3,709 | 12/28/2008 | my nuts net: HAS ANYONE SEEN MY NUTS
spigot: NOT UP CLOSE |
net spigot |
#net-spigot #nuts #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,411 | 6/5/2005 | my old spice pants: CALLING THE PROSTITUTE BEFORE BREAKFAST BUT AFTER COFFEE
pants: AND NO I'M NOT GONNA BRUSH MY TEETH FOR A WHORE
pants: FRANKLY, YOU STUPID COCKSUCKERS ARE LUCKY I'M WEARING OLD SPICE |
pants |
#cocksucker #coffee #coy-pants #hello-world #pants-solo #programming #prostitute #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,101 | 4/30/2007 | my own ashtray pants: DO I NEED TO BRING MY OWN ASHTRAY
dick: TAKING A NUMBER
deuce: WHAT (YES)
dick: MY MY
pants: PUTT PUTT PUTT PUTT PUTT HERE COMES MY FACE |
deuce dick pants |
#ashtray #deuce-dick-pants #photo #photo-background #picture #plant #putt #urinal-background |
|
6,911 | 2/14/2018 | my own brexit dick: I'M GOING TO STAGE MY OWN BREXIT, WHO'S IN
pants: WILL THERE BE MATZO |
dick pants |
#dick-pants #england #jews #nu-urinal-background #single-panel #typo #uk |
|
6,366 | 7/19/2016 | my own eye pants: SHOULD I SPURT INTO MY OWN EYE AND COMPLAIN THAT "SOMEONE" SPURTED IN MY EYE
deuce: THAT'LL LEARN 'EM
pants: ALSO: DOES THAT MAKE ME GAY IF IT HAPPENS OR IF I THINK ABOUT IT
deuce: CLASSIFIED |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #gay-theory #huffy-pants #spurt #urinal-background |
|
8,083 | 5/6/2021 | my performance review spigot: BARELY BARELY BARELY SQUINTING AT THE SCREEN AND COVERING MY EYES AS I OPEN MY PERFORMANCE REVIEW
spigot: GLIMPSED "MEETS EXPECTATIONS" / CLOSED REVIEW FOREVER |
spigot |
#balls #emotional-rollercoaster #filler-panel #hr #job #mountain-background #sfw #spigot-solo #work |
|
8,937 | 9/6/2023 | my position on monogamy deuce: I HAVE A SEVERE CASE OF THE BENDS
deuce: MEANING I'LL BEND OVER FOR ANYONE
pants: NOW YOU KNOW MY POSITION ON MONOGAMY |
#a-love-story #anal #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #edited #gay #monogamy #mountain-background #photoshop #physical-comedy #weird-pants-face |
||
6,853 | 12/18/2017 | my private thoughts deuce: UNDERWEAR IS THE ONLY THING KEEPING POO OUT OF YOUR PANTS
pants: SAY AGAIN ????
deuce: NOTHING
pants: I HEARD PANTS!!!
deuce: NO
pants: AND POO AND UNDERWEAR!!!
deuce: HOW ARE YOU HEARING MY PRIVATE THOUGHTS
pants: WE ARE LIKE THE DREAMER WHO DREAMS AND THEN LIVES INSIDE THE DREAM
deuce: THE ANCIENT PHRASE |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #black-background #bonequest-hi-fi #bored-pants #deuce-pants #dream #dream-within-a-dream #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #poo #trousers #twin-peaks |
|
1,004 | 6/27/2001 | my purpose in this world pants: MY PURPOSE IN THIS WORLD IS TO TRACK URINE AROUND |
pants |
#pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,216 | 4/27/2013 | my reggae album pants: HOW CAN RAPE BE AGGRAVATED ANYWAY
pants: OH
pants: PLEASE PRODUCE MY REGGAE ALBUM |
pants |
#huffy-pants #music #nuggh #pants-solo #rape #reggae #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,182 | 11/19/2018 | my relapse deuce: my kerfuffle has turned into an imbroglio
deuce: also my relapse has turned into a prolapse
pants: jack off heaven |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #grey-background #jack-off-heaven #kerfuffle #prolapse #vocabulary |
|
4,677 | 10/8/2011 | my soul pants: GIVE ME MY SOUL BACK
dick: IT'S RATHER STICKY AT THIS POINT HOPE YOU DON'T MIND |
dick pants |
#boner #dick-pants #huffy-pants #mousehole #sfw #soul #woodring-room-background |
|
445 | 12/18/1999 | my summer vacation deuce: 148.5 MAKING A FALSE POLICE REPORT
deuce: 653M OBSCENE PHONE CALLS
deuce: 647F INTOXICATION
deuce: 246 SHOOTING AT A DWELLING
deuce: 12031 CARRYING A LOADED FIREARM |
deuce |
#california-penal-code #deuce-solo #gun #legal #police #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,104 | 7/7/2004 | my sweater in the toilet spigot: JERKICTY IS SHAREWARE PEOPLE
spigot: LET'S ALL SHOW OUR SUPPORT BY SENDING ME $5.00
spigot: WHO KEEPS PUTTING MY FUCKING SWEATER IN THE TOILET |
spigot |
#lowercase #shareware #spigot-solo #sweater-of-spigot #toilet #unregistered-copy |
|
6,031 | 8/4/2015 | my sweet jesus deuce: MY SWEET JESUS I'M SURROUNDED BY FAGS
pants: AND THEN HIS FACE MORPHED INTO A FATTER FACE AND I THREW UP
spigot: DO YOU EVEN HAVE MY ICQ NUMBER/CODE |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #fags #fat #huffy-pants #icq #urinal-background |
|
4,857 | 4/12/2012 | my thoughts and feelings pants: HARD TO EXPRESS MY THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS WITH NUTS IN MY MOUTH |
pants |
#curly-braces #line-noise #mouth #mouth-of-pants #nuts #pants-solo #white-background |
|
3,819 | 4/17/2009 | my valentine, my alibi deuce: YOUR JUDGE, JURY AND COCKSUCKER
pants: WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE, MY ALIBI |
deuce pants |
#alibi #cocksucking #court #deuce-pants #law-and-order #null #urinal-background |
|
4,893 | 5/22/2012 | my voice on radio pants: I AM PANTS FROM JERKCITY
pants: PERHAPS YOU'VE SEEN MY FACE ON TV
pants: OR HEARD MY VOICE ON RADIO |
pants |
#broadcast #pants-from-jerkcity #pants-solo #personality #radio #television #tits #yellow-background |
|
7,959 | 1/2/2021 | my wang is not a carpet deuce: CAN WE JUST AGREE THAT MY WANG IS NOT A CARPET
deuce: DON'T WIPE YOUR DIRTY FEET ON IT
deuce: THANKS
pants: I'VE GOT TO WIPE THEM SOMEWHERE
deuce: I'M SAYING USE AN ACTUAL CARPET, NOT MY WANG (WHICH IS, AGAIN, NOT, I REPEAT NOT, A CARPET)
deuce: IT'S NOT A RUG EITHER TO BE CLEAR
pants: STILL THOUGH
pants: WHY CAN'T WE JUST AGREE THAT IT IS WIPEABLE
deuce: I'M NOT ARGUING THAT IT'S NOT WIPEABLE
deuce: I'M SAYING IT'S NOT INTENDED FOR THAT PURPOSE
deuce: AND REQUESTING EMPHATICALLY THAT YOU STOP USING IT FOR THAT PURPOSE
deuce: PLEASE RATE, REVIEW AND SUBSCRIBE! TO _MY WANG IS NOT A CARPET, NOR IS IT A RUG FOR THAT MATTER_ |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #greg-egan #overlong #somber-deuce #wang #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background #youtube |
|
2,558 | 10/31/2005 | mysterious halloween mystery (a jerkcity halloween special) spigot: OKAY NOW LET'S SEE WHO THIS "GHOST" REALLY IS
spigot: [YANKING THE MASK]
spigot: [STILL YANKING]
spigot: [MMM URF COME ON NOW]
spigot: TAKE OFF YOUR FUCKING MASK YOU DUMB QUEER |
spigot |
#animated-hd #bonequest-hd #dumb-queer #ghost #halloween #imaginary-deuce #poor-deuce #scooby-doo #spigot-solo |
|
7,938 | 12/12/2020 | mysterious shiny monolith spigot: MYSTERIOUS SHINY MONOLITH FOUND IN MY GODDAMN UNDERPANTS |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #current-events #grey-background #monolith #single-panel #spigot-solo |
|
4,793 | 2/6/2012 | mystery clonkings and bonkings spigot: CALLING THE IT GUY OVER AND ASKING HIM TO BLOCK LIVE JASMIN POPUPS
pants: MYSTERY CLONKINGS AND BONKINGS COMING FROM MY SPEAKERS, VOWING NEVER TO BE FOOLED AGAIN, PROMPTLY BEING FOOLED AGAIN |
pants spigot |
#blue-background #pants-spigot #porn #tech-support |
|
1,286 | 4/9/2002 | mystery core file pants: I'M THAT MYSTERY CORE FILE SITTING AROUND LIKE A PILE OF SHIT NOBODY WILL CLEAN UP |
pants |
#core #core-file #pants-solo #pile-of-shit #shit #unix #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,443 | 4/30/2022 | n pants: WHERE _N_ IS THE NUMBER OF HARD PLASTIC DICKS IN MY MOUTH |
#dildo #math #pants-solo #single-panel #urinal-background #variable |
||
894 | 3/7/2001 | n are for nuts spigot: N ARE FOR NUTS |
spigot |
#alphabet #nuts #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
4,973 | 8/15/2012 | n but please deuce: @SPIGOT WANNA LICK DICK
spigot: @DEUCE N BUT PLEASE RT |
deuce spigot |
#blue-background #deuce-spigot |
|
3,868 | 6/5/2009 | n.a.d.d. spigot: LET'S JUST SAY READING YOUR BLOG HELPS ME NADD OFF TO SLEEP |
spigot |
#diss #nadd #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
752 | 10/14/2000 | n.a.n-a spigot: SORRY FOR THE SPAM, BUT:
spigot: COCKS
spigot: COCKS
spigot: COCKS
spigot: COCKS
spigot: COCKS
spigot: COCKS
deuce: I'M POSTING TO NEWS.ADMIN.NET-ABUSE.MISC ABOUT THIS |
deuce spigot |
#woodring-field-background |
|
7,871 | 10/6/2020 | n.e.t. net: DID SOMEBODY SAY NET
deuce: NO
dick: NOPE |
deuce dick net |
#cocksucking-noises #deuce-dick-net #drunk-deuce #sfw #single-panel #violet-gray-background |
|
3,962 | 9/9/2009 | nafta spigot: T PANTS HOW CAN THEY AFFORD TO JUST GIVE 3D SMILIES AWAY LIKE THAT (IN PACKS EVEN)
pants: T SPIGOT NAFTA |
pants spigot |
#bargains #hammie-treats #pants-spigot #sfw #title-mismatch #urinal-background |
|
3,960 | 9/7/2009 | naked in front of a mirror spigot: WHY DON'T YOU STAND NAKED IN FRONT OF A MIRROR AND APPLAUD YOURSELF FOR FIFTEEN/TWENTY MINUTES |
spigot |
#naked #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
16 | 9/4/1998 | naked through a cornfield spigot: HOLY CHRIST JUST DONGS EVERYWHERE AND SO SUDDENLY -- POKING AND WHAPPING ME -- IT'S LIKE I'M RUNNING BACKWARDS NAKED THROUGH A CORNFIELD
|
#bad-crop #bonequest-hd #cornfield #dongs #naked #poking #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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3,245 | 9/21/2007 | nanny goat pants: OH OH OH CHECK THIS OUT:
pants: BAHHHHHHHH (NANNY GOAT)
pants: ISN'T THAT COOL |
deuce pants |
#animals #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #goat #sfw #sound-effects #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,793 | 4/15/2023 | nap time deuce: I JUST CHANGED MY BEDSHEETS!!!! TIME FOR A FUCKING NAP |
#deuce-solo #naps #no-title-card #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
||
7,227 | 1/3/2019 | napping between dicks spigot: if i'm not licking dick i'm napping between dicks |
spigot |
#dicklicking #napping #single-panel #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
8,812 | 5/4/2023 | nasa joke spigot: DO YOU KNOW WHAT NASA STANDS FOR ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
spigot: ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
spigot: NEED ANOTHER SEVEN PENISES IN MY MOUTH |
#acronym #minecraft-background #nasa #penis #spigot-solo |
||
6,016 | 7/20/2015 | nasa/hubble spigot: I'D LIKE TO SEE NASA/HUBBLE'S PHOTOS OF THE JERKCITY GALAXY
pants: DROPPING MY DICK LIKE THE MIC
pants: THOMP
pants: SQUEEEEE |
pants spigot |
#astronomy #nasa #pants-spigot #uncredited-character #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,654 | 4/11/2003 | national anthem pants: HISSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSS (NATIONAL ANTHEM) GOOD MORNING CHANNEL 41 VIEWERS |
pants |
#broadcast #pants-solo #sfw #television #uhf #woodring-stairs-background |
|
480 | 1/19/2000 | national public radio news spigot: ALL NPR TALKS ABOUT IS WEIRD WARRING CULTURES THROWING DIRT CLODS AT ONE ANOTHER!!!!!! LITTLE OR NOTHING TO DO WITH BRITNEY'S HOME PHONE / WHETHER SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND / HER LAUNDRY HAMPER |
spigot |
#britney-spears #dirt #laundry #magic-8-ball #mountain-background #npr #sfw #spigot-solo |
|
1,087 | 9/22/2001 | natural reaction spigot: I GET NERVOUS SOMETIMES THAT I'M GOING TO CHOKE AND THROW UP IN THE CAB
deuce: I UNDERSTAND THAT
deuce: IT'S A NATURAL REACTION TO SUCKING DICK
spigot: THIS ISN'T THE WAY TO MY HOUSE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicksucking #driving #woodring-field-background |
|
2,362 | 4/17/2005 | nazi backwards deuce: THE BEST PART ABOUT UNIX IS THAT SPELLED BACKWARD IT READS "NAZI" |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #mousehole #nazi #unix #woodring-room-background |
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6,112 | 10/24/2015 | nazi germany spigot: TONIGHT'S TOPIC: NAZI GERMANY
pants: WAS HITLER RIGHT OR JUST GOOD-LOOKING |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hd #hitler #pants-spigot #stray-dot #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,948 | 11/27/2006 | ndn pants: HULAGHULAH
pants: LUAHLAHULHALAG
pants: AHG&LAH
pants: SPIT SPIT SPIT HOLD ON OKAY GO
pants: HULAGHULAH
pants: GLUAHGLU
pants: HULAHHULAG
pants: NINE DEAD NURSES |
pants |
#nurse #pants-solo #spit |
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2,101 | 7/4/2004 | near and far spigot: T PANTS I'M SORRY I WAS STANDING ON THE HOSE THAT KEPT JERKCITY UP AND RUNNING
spigot: I WILL THEREFORE BE RETURNING YOUR TICKETS TO CATS AND YOUR "AMATEUR LOADS OF FUN VOLUME 4" TAPE
spigot: ARCING URINE NEAR AND FAR |
spigot |
#arcing #behind-the-scenes #camptown-races #cats #far-pointer #hose #near-pointer #spigot-solo #tapes #urine #vhs #white-background |
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411 | 11/15/1999 | near mint : Meanwhile, back in Jerkcity...
pants: I NEED TO KNOW IF YOU ARE MINT OR NEAR MINT
spigot: I HAVE HOLES POKED IN ME RENDERING ME USELESS TO COLLECTORS |
pants spigot |
#caption #gayness #low-res #nerd-culture #pants-spigot #philately #sfw #stamps #woodring-field-background |
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1,861 | 11/7/2003 | nearly extinct pants: MY BALLS IN A ZOO
pants: FEED THEM PEANUTS
pants: TURN THE PLASTIC KEY IN THE HOLE, HEAR A STORY ABOUT THEIR NATIVE LAND
spigot: THEY'RE NEARLY EXTINCT SO YOU'D BETTER PUSH THEM IN YOUR FACE |
pants spigot |
#balls #extinct #hole #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background #zoo |
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2,905 | 10/12/2006 | nearly noon spigot: WHENEVER I GLANCE AT MY DONG IT IS NEARLY NOON
spigot: MAKE THAT 6:30 |
spigot |
#censored #dong #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,051 | 4/4/2021 | need a hug pants: I NEED A HUG
deuce: I WILL GIVE YOU ONE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE |
deuce pants |
#death #deuce-pants #hugs #sfw #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,708 | 12/27/2008 | need hits atandt: MARRY ME
spigot: ALSO PLEASE VISIT JERKCITY (NEED HITS) |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #engagement-metrics #green-background #marriage #sfw |
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7,295 | 3/11/2019 | need know info pants: need know info
deuce: no info available
pants: need know tho |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #information #sfw #yellow-background |
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8,774 | 3/27/2023 | need know info deuce: UNABLE TO MAKE PAYROLL DUE TO SVB FAILURE
pants: BEEP
pants: BEEP
pants: BEEP
pants: IS THAT THE GAY ALARM OR THE LOW BATTERY ALARM FOR THE GAY ALARM
pants: :ROTATING_LIGHT::ROTATING_LIGHT::ROTATING_LIGHT::ROTATING_LIGHT::ROTATING_LIGHT::ROTATING_LIGHT: NEED KNOW INFO :ROTATING_LIGHT::ROTATING_LIGHT::ROTATING_LIGHT::ROTATING_LIGHT::ROTATING_LIGHT::ROTATING_LIGHT: |
#beep #cool #current-events #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #emoji #gay #gay-alarm #mountain-background #no-title-card #payroll #silicon-valley-bank |
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3,734 | 1/22/2009 | need s/n spigot: WHY WOULD I RUN GIMP WHEN I'VE GOT BANNERMANIA RIGHT HERE
spigot: T PANTS NEED S/N |
pants spigot |
#bannermania #deuce-spigot #gimp #green-background #pants-spigot #piracy #spigot-points #unix |
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3,761 | 2/18/2009 | need to lick deuce: CAN WE LICK OR WHAT
deuce: THEN CAN WE START PLEASE
pants: I THINK SO YES
deuce: I AM NOT TRYING TO BE PUSHY I JUST NEED SOMETHING LICKED, NEED TO LICK |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants |
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4,602 | 7/18/2011 | need to take a shit spigot: NEED TO TAKE A SHIT
spigot: NOT SURE IF I SHOULD DO IT ON THAT ONE LADY'S DESK
spigot: OR THAT OTHER LADY'S FACE
spigot: ASKING LADY 1 TO PUT HER FACE ON LADY 2'S DESK
spigot: WELL NOW I DON'T HAVE TO SHIT ANYMORE
spigot: WAIT HERE GOES
spigot: SIGH!!!!! WHERE DID LADY 1 GO
spigot: I CAN'T BE TAKING TWO SHITS, ONE OVER HERE AND WAY OVER THERE |
spigot |
#desk #office-antics #shit #spigot-solo |
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4,847 | 4/2/2012 | need you to get a job spigot: WAKE UP
spigot: NEED YOU TO GET A JOB SO YOU CAN KEEP MY FACE FILLED WITH DICK
spigot: COULDN'T HELP NOTICING MY NUTS RIGHT THERE IN YOUR FUCKING FACE |
spigot |
#nuts #nuts-of-spigot #spigot-solo #stray-dot #woodring-field-background |
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7,653 | 3/3/2020 | needlessly brief with no error handling pants: i'm a small bash script
deuce: I'm invoking you because you have a bangpath and are executable
pants: also i'm needlessly brief and i have no error handling
deuce: chmod +x pants |
deuce pants |
#bash #deuce-pants #lowercase #sfw #unix #woodring-room-background |
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826 | 12/29/2000 | neil diamond or bust atandt: YOU DON'T BRING ME FLOWERS
atandt: YOU DON'T SING ME LOVE SONGS
spigot: FOREVER IN BLUE JEANS
atandt: CRACKLIN' ROSIE
spigot: AMERICA
atandt: SONG SUNG BLUE
spigot: UH
spigot: HELLO AGAIN
atandt: GIRL, YOU'LL BE A WOMAN SOON
spigot: SWEET CAROLINE
atandt: KENTUCKY WOMAN
spigot: UH
spigot: UH CRAP
atandt: YOU HAVE FAILED
spigot: I KNOW
atandt: BE GAY WITH ME |
atandt spigot |
#atandt #atandt-spigot #be-gay-with-me #spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,258 | 7/15/2010 | neither the n-word nor weird al spigot: FOLKS I INVENTED NEITHER THE N-WORD NOR WEIRD AL
deuce: I THOUGHT I'D BLAME YOU ANYWAY |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #folks #n-word #urinal-background #weird-al |
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6,517 | 12/27/2016 | nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrds deuce: THE NATTERING NABOBS OF THE NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS |
deuce |
#alliteration #deuce-solo #nabob #nerds #spiro-agnew #whitespace #woodring-field-background |
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1,114 | 10/19/2001 | nervous atandt: I GET NERVOUS WHEN GERMAN LEADERS QUIETLY GATHER ON THE CHANCELLORY
deuce: I LIKED THE NEVERENDING STORY TOO
spigot: HAVING NEVER STUDIED HISTORY OR POLITICS I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT OR WHAT A CHANCELLORY IS
atandt: I LIKE PIE
spigot: NOW WE'RE STARTING TO COMMUNICATE |
atandt deuce spigot |
#woodring-field-background |
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2,246 | 12/22/2004 | net split pants: NETSPLIT ?????????
deuce: I SEE YOU
pants: HELP I AM OVER HERE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE NET
deuce: TIME DILATED, REDSHIFTED
pants: HELP HELP I AM TRAPPED OR STUCK OR SOMETHING AND ALL I CAN DO IS MOVE MY MOUTH/LIPS
deuce: STOP WAVING YOUR ARMS |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-pants #mouth #sfw #trapped |
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1,396 | 7/27/2002 | netcenter visitors spigot: OH MY GOD MY HEAD IN THE FISHTANK IN FRONT OF MILLIONS OF NETCENTER VISITORS |
spigot |
#netcenter #netscape #physical-comedy #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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5,645 | 7/14/2014 | netcode deuce: NO CARL GUSTAV AGAINST INFANTRY |
deuce |
#battlefield #bf4 #deuce-solo #netcode #urinal-background |
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5,156 | 2/25/2013 | netflix deuce: MY DONG
deuce: A NETFLIX ORIGINAL |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #netflix #woodring-field-background |
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5,510 | 2/28/2014 | netflix for dicks uncredited woman: DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING THAT'S LIKE NETFLIX BUT FOR DICKS
uncredited woman: WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT I WANT TO RENT DICKS ON THE INTERNET WITH NO LATE FEES
uncredited woman: AS I RETURN EACH USED DICK THE NEXT IS AUTOMATICALLY SELECTED FROM THE DICK QUEUE
uncredited woman: OVER TIME THE SERVICE WILL LEARN MY DICK PREFERENCES AND WITH THE HELP OF ITS ADVANCED DICK ALGORITHM IT WILL SELECT NEW DICKS I MIGHT LIKE
uncredited woman: WITTY 1980S MYSTERY DICKS
uncredited woman: HISTORICAL DICKS FEATURING A STRONG MALE LEAD
uncredited woman: DARK FIGHT-THE-SYSTEM SCI FI DICKS
uncredited woman: GRITTY DRAMATIC DICKS
uncredited woman: PERHAPS SOME SORT OF DICK RENTAL KIOSK COULD ALSO BE EMPLOYED
uncredited woman: PLEASE ADVISE
deuce: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
uncredited woman: SO MANY THINGS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #lafinjack #netflix #understudy-of-pants #woodring-room-background |
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998 | 6/21/2001 | netizens deuce: I WRITE 'NET WITH AN APOSTROPHE
spigot: I CALL THEM CYBERTOONZ
pants: I HAVE THE RUNS
|
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #diarrhea #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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1,429 | 8/28/2002 | netscape time spigot: IF YOU COULD PLEASE JUST
spigot: HURF
spigot: FORCIBLY JERKED |
spigot |
#jerking #netscape #physical-comedy #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,089 | 1/21/2010 | never again spigot: SHOULD I ACTUALLY GO TO WORK TODAY OR GO EAT CREPES UNTIL 5PM
spigot: IF WE'RE ALL REAL QUIET WE CAN HEAR PANTS THROWING UP
spigot: HURRBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB HORK HURLUP
spigot: NEVER AGAIN
spigot: HURBLURBLURBLURBLURBLURBLUR COCKS HONK |
pants spigot |
#cocks #crepes #deja-vu #honk #hork #hurlup #never-again #onomatopoeia #photo-background #scheduling #spigot-solo #uncategorized-mosaic-background #vomit |
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3,380 | 2/3/2008 | never again spigot: HURRBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB HORK HURLUP
spigot: NEVER AGAIN
spigot: HURBLURBLURBLURBLURBLURBLUR COCKS HONK |
spigot |
#cocks #deja-vu #honk #hork #hurlup #spigot-solo |
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5,261 | 6/11/2013 | never coming back spigot: WELPS I'M LOGGIN OUT AND NEVER COMING BACK BECAUSE I JUST GOT MAIL SAYING SOMEONE HAS AN E-CRUSH ON ME!!!!!
spigot: LATER ***LOSERS*** |
spigot |
#crush #internet #leaving #mousehole #sfw #spigot-solo #welp #woodring-room-background |
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8,043 | 3/27/2021 | never done this before pants: OKAY BUT I’M NEW AT THIS AND I’VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE
pants: LET’S USE STALL #2
pants: IT’S SOMEWHAT CLEANER AND THERE’S NO SPIDERS |
pants |
#drunk-deuce #hygiene #sfw #spiders #stalls #tearoom #urinal-background |