No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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2,066 | 5/30/2004 | never finished high school pants: IS THIS GOING INTO THE STRIP (LET ME FIX MY HAIR)
deuce: TO PROVE MY HOW STRAIGHT I AM I FUCK MEN IN THE ASS (AND FACE)
pants: AND LICK THESE FOUR DICKS
pants: I MEAN S-SEVEN !!!
deuce: SPENT
pants: I CANNOT COUNT THAT HIGH AND HAVE ROLLED OVER
pants: THEREFORE I OWE YOU A NICKEL
deuce: TO -30537573
pants: NO JUST 000000
deuce: SIX DIGITS AND YET HE CAN ONLY COUNT TO SEVEN |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #math #modular-arithmetic #octal #typo #woodring-room-background |
|
2,024 | 4/18/2004 | never get out of the boat atandt: HE SAID HE WAS A PENGUIN THEN ATTACKED MY DICK AND BALLS COMBO WITH PECKING AND SQUAWKING
hanford: PANTS SAID (AND I'M QUOTING HERE) "I CAN'T BEAT OFF UNLESS HER MASCARA IS RUNNING"
atandt: NEVER GET OUT OF THE BOAT
hanford: NEVER APPROACH THE NEST
atandt: MAKING LOVE TO A MUPPET
hanford: GO WEST YOUNG MEN (ALL AT ONCE LIKE A PILE OF HAMSTERS) |
atandt hanford |
#atandt-hanford #balls #cant-beat-off-if #dick-balls-combo #fighting-irish-pose #hamsters #muppets #penguin #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,661 | 9/15/2011 | never letting go pants: IT'S COLD AT THE WINDY BUS STOP
pants: CLAMPING DOWN, NEVER LETTING GO
pants: EVERYBODY INTO THE FISTING SLING |
pants |
#clamping #fisting #fisting-sling #lynnea #pants-solo #prostitute #uncredited-character #white-background |
|
2,298 | 2/12/2005 | never make fun pants: NO COME BACK
pants: I'M SORRY
pants: I SWEAR I'LL NEVER MAKE FUN OF YOUR INFERIOR DICKSUCKING ABILITIES AGAIN |
pants |
#come-back #dicksucking #insult #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
6,509 | 12/16/2016 | never mind pants: SO IF I'M FUCKING A FISH AND
pants: NEVERMIND, JUST ANSWERED MY OWN QUESTION |
pants |
#bestiality #black-background #pants-solo |
|
3,956 | 9/3/2009 | never mind deuce: WHOA HEY CHECK OUT MY DICK (POINTS)
deuce: HEY HEY DICK HERE (STILL POINTING)
deuce: SOMEONE TAKE A PICTURE (POINT POINT POINT)
deuce: NEVER MIND
deuce: IT'S JUST MY NIPPLE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dick #mistaken-identity #urinal-background |
|
7,273 | 2/17/2019 | never move your lower jaw when speaking pants: i can see Vera Farmiga as lydia but i am not sure about Jon Bernthal as johnny-boy
pants: it's easier to talk like woody harrelson in true detective if you never move your lower jaw when speaking
pants: welp i'm all done causing a ruckus for the day, back to my tent under the overpass |
pants |
#homelessness #jon-bernthal #pants-solo #red-background #sfw #sopranos-prequel #the-sopranos #true-detective #vera-farmiga #woody-harrelson |
|
2,701 | 3/22/2006 | never say no rands: UNCONSCIOUS GIRLS NEVER SAY NO !!!!
pants: YOU'RE A LONG WAY FROM YOUR BLOG AREN'T YOU |
pants rands |
#blog #hey-its-rands #rape #uncensored #woodring-den-background |
|
7,853 | 9/18/2020 | new bootdisks deuce: TIME TO TEST MY NEW BOOTDISKS PEOPLE
spigot: GET BACK HERE AND WATCH MTV WITH ME
spigot: AEON COCKS |
deuce spigot |
#aeon-flux #bootdisks #deuce-spigot #mousehole #mtv #woodring-room-background |
|
2,324 | 3/10/2005 | new coke spigot: GUESS WHAT I AM: HONK CLONK SLURP BONK DUH
spigot: HINT: THE UN-COLA
spigot: ANSWER: A HARDON
spigot: A HARDON |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #bonk #clonk #duh #fiddle-faddle #hardon #honk #low-res #physical-comedy #repetition #slurp #spigot-solo |
|
4,231 | 6/18/2010 | new for you deuce: NEW FOR YOU AT AMAZON.COM: NANCY DREW
deuce: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP SENDING ME THIS FOR |
deuce |
#amazon #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #nancy-drew #urinal-background |
|
7,630 | 2/9/2020 | new gags pants: sitting in the dark, daring you to beat me off
deuce: you need some new gags
pants: no i don't think i do |
deuce pants |
#beating-off #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #incest #mountain-background |
|
7,782 | 7/9/2020 | new haiku format spigot: TAKE A QUICK PIC OF ME IN FRONT OF THIS WALL PAINTED EXACTLY THE COLOR OF A CORN DOG |
spigot |
#corn-dog #corndog-background #high-res #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo |
|
3,908 | 7/15/2009 | new math spigot: HUG LUG CHUBBY MEN HURF
spigot: NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT |
spigot |
#chubby-men #fat #math #mountain-background #new-math #spigot-solo |
|
8,178 | 8/9/2021 | new porn name deuce: MY NEW PORN NAMEIS CYTOKINE STORM |
deuce |
#biology #deuce-solo #flu-pandemic #minecraft-background #porn #science #single-panel #virology |
|
4,551 | 5/19/2011 | new rule deuce: LOOK: NO DICKSUCKING FOR 24 HOURS
deuce: NEW RULE
deuce: OKAY SUSPENDING NEW RULE (SUCK THIS) |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dicksucking #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
|
8,078 | 5/1/2021 | new rule deuce: LOOK, NEW RULE
deuce: NO DICKSUCKING FOR 24 HOURS
deuce: OKAY SUSPENDING NEW RULE (SUCK THIS) |
deuce |
#deja-vu #deuce-solo #deucegrin #dicksucking #rules #woodring-stairs-background |
|
9,291 | 8/25/2024 | new rules spigot: "THE ANTICS AREN'T NEARLY AS CUTE AS THE FILM THINKS THEY ARE"
spigot: EBERT DID NOT LIKE SCHINDLER'S LIST
pants: NEW RULE: LESBIANS AREN'T CONSIDERED GAY
effigy: YA, GAY TAKES WORK.
pants: GAY MEANS KNOBBY DICKS AND SMOOTH ASIAN BOYS
effigy: NODS WISELY |
#asians #dicks #effigy-pants-spigot #film #gay #gunmetal-background #lesbian #movies #no-title-card #schindlers-list |
||
9,070 | 1/17/2024 | new shoes spigot: CHECK OUT MY NEW KICKS!!!
pants: THAT MEANS SHOES
pants: ARE THOSE
spigot: APPLE-CINNAMON BEAR CLAWS FROM HAPPY DONUTS |
#disappointed-pants #donut #fed-up-pants #modified-character #mountain-background #pants-spigot #sfw |
||
5,480 | 1/29/2014 | new silent key available deuce: [MASTER CAUTION]
deuce: [MASTER ALARM]
deuce: [MAIN BUS UNDERVOLT]
deuce: [O2 PRES. LOW]
deuce: [NEW SILENT KEY AVAILABLE]
deuce: [REENTRY SHIELD FAILURE]
deuce: NOW IT'S FULL SCALE HIGH |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #apollo-13 #deuce-pants #deucegrin #sfw #silent-key #woodring-field-background |
|
4,130 | 3/4/2010 | new strip every monday spigot: I SAY WE INVESTIGATE KENNETH STARR'S PERSONAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!
spigot: IS IT TOO LATE FOR THAT COMMENT
spigot: FOLKS I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS ANITA HILL THING
spigot: HURRRR
spigot: WASHINGTOONS!!!!!!!! CLICK HERE |
spigot |
#monday #politics #spigot-solo |
|
3,443 | 4/6/2008 | new style pants: HLUAGHULUHALGAG NOM NOM NOM
pants: OM NOM NOM NOM GAHULGUHALG BUHLUHLAGHLAHGAG
pants: THOSE TWO THINGS DON'T MIX WELL |
pants |
#balls #pants-solo |
|
9,085 | 2/1/2024 | new year's resolutions spigot: IF YOU WERE SERIOUS ABOUT LOSING WEIGHT YOU'D KEEP SUCKING |
#diet #high-res #mountain-background #single-panel #spigot-solo |
||
1,794 | 9/1/2003 | newly pierced tongue deuce: WOOK I'FF GOD A MEDOW BAW STUKH IMMY TUNGH
deuce: SLURP SMACK DUH CLICK RAKE DUH AIN IN COO
deuce: SLURP SMACK DUH |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #piercings #sfw #tongue #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,546 | 11/17/2019 | news spigot: come on you guys it's news
spigot: what's cooler and more interesting than the news
deuce: t spigot dicks
deuce: t spigot horses
deuce: t spigot paint
deuce: t spigot rice
deuce: t spigot do you want more exammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #deuce-spigot #horse #news #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,929 | 12/3/2020 | news from his doctor deuce: THEY SAY YOU SHOULD LET YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS KNOW
deuce: HOW MUCH YOU CARE ABOUT THEM OFTEN
deuce: BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOUR TIME IS UP
deuce: WELL I JUST GOT A CALL FROM MY DOCTOR
deuce: SO I'D LIKE TO SAY FOR THE RECORD
deuce: WITH ALL MY CLOSE FRIENDS HERE
deuce: FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
spigot: PEOPLE WHO BEAT OFF TO LAUREN PHOENIX ARE CALLED LAUREN PHOENICIANS
deuce: I HAVE AN EAR INFECTION |
deuce spigot |
#drunk-deuce #friendship #grey-background #health #huffy-pants #lauren-phoenix #porn #somber-deuce #weird-pants-face |
|
1,447 | 9/15/2002 | news from the front lines spigot: THE CYBERARTS |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #cyber #dicks #mousehole #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
2,304 | 2/18/2005 | news paper pants: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I DON'T KNOW GO READ A NEWSPAPER OR SOMETHING |
pants |
#amazon #huffy-pants #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,857 | 5/25/2009 | next spigot: HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH NEXT HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH NEXT HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH
spigot: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ |
spigot |
#eating #homph #next #sfw #sleeping #spigot-points #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
5,512 | 3/2/2014 | next stop spigot: PRETEND I'M THE 54 TO WESTGATE AND YANK MY DONG AND SAY NEXT STOP
spigot: THEN I CAN PRETEND NOT TO HEAR AND KEEP DRIVING WHILE YOU CONTINUE TO YANK IT
spigot: YOU HEARD ME |
spigot |
#bus #county-transit #deja-vu #mountain-background #spigot-solo #transit #vta |
|
2,547 | 10/20/2005 | next time atandt: WHEN I READ JERKCITY I BECOME TUMESCENT
pants: NEXT TIME PUT HIM UP ON THE CROSS AND KEEP HIM THERE |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #jesus #taint #woodring-field-background |
|
5,340 | 8/29/2013 | next time we're in the city spigot: NEXT TIME WE'RE IN THE CITY WE'RE NOT GOING TO THE BUTT WAGON
spigot: AND I REALLY MEAN THAT
spigot: ARE THEY EVEN OPEN THIS LATE |
spigot |
#butt-wagon #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,243 | 6/30/2010 | next to your name deuce: MY GOD HAS A CHECK NEXT TO YOUR NAME |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #god #mouse-cursor #religion #sfw #white-background |
|
8,763 | 3/16/2023 | nff pants: HOW DID YOU GUYS DO DURING NO-FART FEBRUARY
deuce: I GAVE IT UP FOR LENT |
#deuce-pants #farts #lent #no-fart-february #no-title-card #sfw #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
||
7,235 | 1/11/2019 | nice frilly ruffles deuce: Marquess of Cockville
pants: charmed i'm sure (flaps paper fan)
deuce: nice frilly ruffles you big ponce
pants: powdered wig, fake mole on cheek |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #minecraft-background |
|
6,597 | 3/26/2017 | nice to meet you pants: I'M A JIZZ BUG
deuce: I'M A JIZZ BUG SQUASHER
deuce: NICE TO MEET YOU, JIZZ BUG
pants: HOWDY |
deuce pants |
#bug #deuce-pants #jizz-bugs #somber-deuce #urinal-background |
|
2,977 | 12/27/2006 | nice weather for stoners pants: GET OFFA ME
deuce: GRRRRRRR
spigot: OFER
pants: MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND POW
deuce: IT JUST CRAMS RIGHT UP THERE FUCKER
pants: HONK
deuce: SUCK IT UP CHIEF |
deuce pants spigot |
#cramming #deuce-pants-spigot #get-offa-me #honk #woodring-den-background |
|
3,237 | 9/13/2007 | nicely toasted hanford: WHO ISN'T STONED? (SHOW OF HANDS)
deuce: ARF
pants: QVACK
hanford: FUCKERS |
deuce hanford pants |
#drowning #gunmetal-background #marijuana #qvack #stoned |
|
358 | 9/25/1999 | NICK PISSPIG pants: /NICK PIGLET
spigot: G G G GHOSTS
pants: /NICK PISSPIG
|
pants spigot |
#coy-pants #ghosts #irc #pants-spigot #piss #pisspigs #woodring-stairs-background |
|
124 | 2/14/1999 | nicole kidman's tits pants: HLUAGHALGHALGHLAUAGH
pants: WAS RE: DICKS
deuce: DICKS |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #coy-pants #deuce-pants #dicks #huffy-pants #nicole-kidman #tits #was-re #white-background |
|
2,447 | 7/11/2005 | night swimming deuce: TOOT TOOT
deuce: I'M SWIMMING
deuce: OKAY NOW I'M SINKING
deuce: GLUG GLUG GLUG
deuce: HEY THIS IS NO FUN ANYMORE |
deuce |
#blue-background #deuce-solo #night-swimming #sfw |
|
8,538 | 8/3/2022 | night-time mouth guard spigot: THE ANCIENT WISDOM OF THE ELDERS
spigot: HURR MY NIGHT-TIME MOUTH GUARD SO I DON'T GRIND MY TEETH
spigot: JUST PUT A PENIS IN THERE LADY |
#dentures #mousehole #old #penis #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
||
5,134 | 2/3/2013 | nightly pants: I BEAT OFF NIGHTLY
deuce: AWESOME |
deuce pants |
#bat #bonequest-hd #masturbation #woodring-field-background |
|
1,466 | 10/4/2002 | nine dicks nine times atandt: IS TOILETSTL EVEN YOUR REAL NAME
pants: REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID NINE DICKS NINE TIMES AND WE HAD A FIGHT THAT ENDED WITH YOU THROWING THE CALCULATOR AT ME ??? GOOD TIMES |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #fighting-irish-pose #nine-dicks #plant #the-sopranos #toilet #woodring-field-background |
|
6,644 | 5/12/2017 | nine more kinds of mustard spigot: BILL NYE DON'T GOTTA CUSS IN HIS RAPS TO SELL RECORDS
pants: NEED 9 MORE KINDS OF MUSTARD FOR THE FRIDGE DOOR |
pants spigot |
#bill-nye #mustard #pants-spigot #rap #sfw #title-mismatch #white-background |
|
9,000 | 11/8/2023 | nine thousand episodes later pants: SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR BONEQUEST 9000 |
#anticlimax #disappointment #meta #milestone #pants-solo #sfw #white-background |
||
1,630 | 3/18/2003 | nine times out of nine pants: I WILL BE GAY NINE TIMES OUT OF NINE
pants: IS THIS THE REAL SUPREME COURT
pants: OR JUST YOUR FAKE LIVING ROOM COURT AGAIN
deuce: OBJECTION |
deuce pants |
#court #deuce-pants #gay #truck-month #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,210 | 8/17/2007 | nine years old : August 17, 2007
: Dear Reader,
: Regarding the correct operation of the machine: We suggest that you review the printed information which accompanied it.
: Sincerely yours,
: Jerkcity
: p.s. Now we are nine. (Today is Jerkcity's birthday.)
: p.p.s. The one on the left is "Deuce"
pants: COCKS
deuce: YOU BE QUIET |
deuce pants |
#august #be-quiet #birthday-strip #cocks #deuce-pants #dj-rapekit #nonstandard-title-panel #title-mismatch #uncredited-character #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,767 | 9/22/2017 | nitrites, nitrates deuce: I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A HEART TO HEART ABOUT YOUR PACKAGE (ADDRESSED TO NO ONE IN PARTICULAR)
pants: NITRITES ARE DIFFERENT THAN NITRATES |
deuce pants |
#chemistry #deja-vu #deuce-pants #discussion #nitrate #nitrite #nitrogen #oxidation-states #package #science #single-panel #urinal-background |
|
6,752 | 9/3/2017 | nixon tapes pants: [EXPLETIVE DEPICTING SEXUAL ACT]
deuce: ARE WE READING THE NIXON TAPES NOW
pants: THAT WAS IS REAL????? I THOUGHT IT WAS A MOVIE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #huffy-pants #movies #nixon #olives #piss-trough-background |
|
6,938 | 3/13/2018 | nnngggg spigot: NNNGGGG THE DEW POINT |
spigot |
#dew-point #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #weather #woodring-field-background |
|
7,220 | 12/27/2018 | no ass in the whole world pants: There's no ass in the whole world like a young Jewish girl who's hooking
pants: i'm not speaking fucking chinese am i
pants: an unlicked dick has the same number of atoms as a licked dick (stoney-faced asberger's stare) |
pants |
#aspergers #comics #jews #movie-quote #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,766 | 3/19/2023 | no better time deuce: WANNA FUK
pants: KIIIINDA
deuce: ALL RIGHT THEN FILL OUT THIS FORM IN TRIPLICATE AND WAIT 3-6 WEEKS
pants: THERE'S NO BETTER TIME TO GET THIS PROCESS STARTED THAN RIGHT NOW |
#a-love-story #bureaucracy #coy-pants #deuce-pants #fuk #sex #somber-deuce #starbucks-background #wanna-fuck |
||
6,901 | 2/4/2018 | no bird left pants: A GOOSE RAN OVER MY GRAVE
deuce: SO I FUCKED THAT GOOSE GOOD
deuce: (EXPLOSION OF SETTLING FEATHERS, NO BIRD LEFT) |
deuce pants |
#bestiality #bird #birds #deuce-pants #duran-duran #fun-with-wildlife #goose #nu-urinal-background |
|
6,746 | 8/28/2017 | no candles pants: GET ON IT
deuce: WOULD YOU CONSIDER BANGING A GONG
deuce: OR DONGING A BONG
net: OR WANGING A CHUNG
deuce: LET'S LIGHT THIS CANDLE
deuce: SHITTING A P
pants: NO CANDLES (THEY BRING MOTHS) |
deuce net pants |
#ascii-art-farts #deuce-net-pants #deucegrin #dongbongery #moths #music #nasa #neon-grid-background #singing #t-rex #wang-chung |
|
1,115 | 10/20/2001 | NO CARRIER deuce: I AM THE THING
pants: JOHN CARPENTER'S OR MARVEL COMICS'
deuce: A LITTLE FROM COLUMN A AND A LITTLE FROM I{I{XDXD NO CARRIER
pants: DON'T WORRY FOLKS HE'LL REDIAL |
deuce pants |
#woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,944 | 7/17/2012 | no carrier spigot: CLONK BONK BONK BONK BA-DONK BA-DONK BA-DONK HELLO DONK DONK DONK |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #clonk-ba-donk #modem #no-carrier #sfw #spigot-solo #telephone #telephony #woodring-field-background |
|
2,727 | 4/18/2006 | no credit card required pants: PLANET AOL
spigot: 1175 HOURS FREE FOR 50 DAYS |
pants spigot |
#aol #marijuana #pants-spigot #urinal-background |
|
7,765 | 6/22/2020 | no disrespect deuce: *SOME* CUMDODGING ALLOWED
spigot: TONY SOPRANOEVALUATING ITON A CASE-BY-CASE BASIS
spigot: FIRST OF ALL, IF YOU'RE DODGING: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THIS BUSINESS
spigot: NO DISRESPECT |
deuce spigot |
#cum #cum-dodging #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #somber-deuce #the-sopranos #woodring-den-background |
|
4,118 | 2/19/2010 | no dumping drains to bay pants: LET'S HAVE IT
pants: A ONE AND
pants: A TWO AND
pants: A THREE
pants: BUH DICK |
pants |
#count-off #no-dumping #photo-background #weird-pants-face |
|
5,013 | 9/30/2012 | no evading, avoiding, abstaining, sidestepping spigot: NOT APPEARING IN JERKCITY AGAIN UNTIL WE INSTITUTE A NO CUM DODGING ALLOWED POLICY
spigot: NO EVADING, AVOIDING, ABSTAINING, SIDESTEPPING, ETC. NO GIVING THE SLIP, NO ELUDING OR DEFLECTING/CIRCUMVENTING |
spigot |
#cum-dodging #grey-background #policy #spigot-solo #synonyms |
|
1,823 | 9/30/2003 | no exit pants: OH GREAT THIS ISN'T ANY BETTER EITHER
pants: MAYBE IF WE JUST OH CRAP IT HAPPENED AGAIN
pants: SOME KIND OF TERRIBLE TASTE TEST INVOLVING PISS AND CAT HAIR |
pants |
#cat-hair #grey-background #huffy-pants #moutain-background #multiple-backgrounds #pants-solo #piss #woodring-den-background |
|
2,474 | 8/7/2005 | no exit deuce: IT'S A HORRIBLE LIFE (BUT WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD) |
deuce |
#black #dream #louis-armstrong #mousehole #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
7,015 | 6/5/2018 | no habla |
deuce spigot |
#aids #deuce-spigot #sfw #single-panel #spanish #white-background |
|
1,562 | 1/8/2003 | no halloween this year deuce: MY .45 ACP SAYS THAT YOU WILL NEITHER "TRICK" NOR "TREAT"
pants: PERHAPS "WET" AND "FLEE" |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #gun #halloween #soiling-myself #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,122 | 1/22/2013 | no help whatsoever spigot: T PANTS MAYBE DEUCE WILL LEARN THE JAVA FOR US
deuce: T SPIGOT IMPOSSIBLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DRIVE A CAR
spigot: T DEUCE JUST LEARN THE JAVA AND MAIL IT TO ME
deuce: T SPIGOT I JUST TOLD YOU I'M A COMPLETE MORON I'M NO HELP WHATSOEVER
spigot: THEN EMAIL
deuce: OKAY |
deuce spigot |
#cocks #deuce-spigot #java #woodring-field-background |
|
1,234 | 2/16/2002 | no i guess not pants: WILL YOU PLEASE MASTURBATE TO MY FACE
deuce: OKAY I CAN DO THAT
pants: GET READY TO ROCK STEADY
deuce: HOLD IT
deuce: HOLD IT
deuce: SPENT
pants: DO YOU MIND IF I OPEN MY MOUTH WIDE AND WAGGLE MY TONGUE
deuce: NO I GUESS NOT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #jerking #masturbation #mouth #mouth-of-pants #tongue |
|
1,026 | 7/20/2001 | no i ha deuce: T PANTS HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING POT
pants: NO I HA
pants: YES |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dope #drugs #lying #marijuana #pot #pot-smoking #woodring-room-background |
|
3,581 | 8/22/2008 | no i will not spigot: HI
deuce: NO I WILL NOT GIVE YOU HEAD |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #solicitation #white-background |
|
7,647 | 2/26/2020 | no idea that was a thing spigot: the jerkoff instructions you shared were super helpful, thank you
spigot: i'd been jerking ***on*** this whole time
spigot: plus i wasn't touching my penis, had no idea that was a thing |
deuce spigot |
#asterisks #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #jerking #jerkoff #joi #penis #urinal-background |
|
6,840 | 12/5/2017 | no idea where i put that blade spigot: WHILE YOU WERE OUT LICKING DICK, I WAS STUDYING THE BLADE AND LICKING DICK
deuce: SO YOU'RE MORE PRODUCTIVE IS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
spigot: NO IDEA WHERE I PUT THAT BLADE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicklicking #hospital-background #memes #somber-deuce |
|
8,191 | 8/22/2021 | no idea where to start deuce: COULD SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO JERK OFF
deuce: I WANT TO GIVE IT A SHOT BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE TO START
pants: CAN I PERFORM THEM AS A HIP-HOP SONG |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #edutainment #hip-hop #jerking #joi #multiple-backgrounds |
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3,717 | 1/5/2009 | no ident response spigot: SOME KIND OF CLAMP SQUEEZING AND STUFFING MY BALLS INTO AN ENVELOPE AND MAILING MYSELF BACK TO JERKCITY ANONYMOUSLY
pants: 4000 FOLLOWERS TREAT
pants: *** NO IDENT RESPONSE |
pants spigot |
#clamping #identd #nuts-of-spigot #pants-spigot #unix #woodring-field-background |
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8,661 | 12/4/2022 | no longer a threat deuce: AHHH, MY WEEKLY SHOWER
deuce: NOW I AM NO LONGER A THREAT TO HUMANITY
deuce: FOR A FEW DAYS |
#coy-pants #huffy-pants #hygiene #sfw #shower #starbucks-background |
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2,670 | 2/19/2006 | no longer allowed to attend the flea market spigot: HEIL HITLER LADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: PULLING TROUSERS UP
spigot: THEN DOWN AGAIN |
spigot |
#hitler #physical-comedy #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,993 | 1/12/2007 | no longer allowed to use the telnet pants: ESCAPE CHARACTER IS '^]'.
pants: BONERS?
pants: CONNECTION CLOSED BY FOREIGN HOST. |
pants |
#pants-solo #telnet #unix #woodring-room-background |
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3,273 | 10/19/2007 | no looking at the clock spigot: I'M SQUIRTING YOU WITH LIQUID SUNSHINE
spigot: I'M JERKIN' OFF ON YOUR FACE
spigot: SMILE ALREADY
spigot: NOW ACT LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE IT, LIKE THE URINE DISGUSTS YOU
spigot: NO LOOKING AT THE CLOCK WHEN YOUR FACE IS FULL OF COCK |
spigot |
#cock #harriet #jerking #photo-background #spigot-solo #the-sound-of-music #uncredited-character #urine |
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8,225 | 9/25/2021 | no matches found deuce: ZSH: NO MATCHES FOUND: THE MOUTH OF PANTS
pants: NOOOOOOO |
deuce pants |
#command-line #deuce-pants #linux #mountain-background #mouth-of-pants #sfw #single-panel #zsh |
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2,669 | 2/18/2006 | no matter what pants: DO NOT BOTHER (I WILL JUST END UP EATING IT) |
pants |
#grey-background #pants-solo #sfw |
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4,719 | 11/20/2011 | no mop deuce: SHUT
pants: NO MOP IS SAFE FROM MY URINE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mop #mop-pissing #shut #urine #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,135 | 6/27/2021 | no more dick: UP THAT THING, AMIGO
dick: NO FOOLIN
dick: RUMBA RUMBA RUMBA
dick: OH YEAH
dick: JESUS
dick: UH-OH
dick: HERE COMES OLD MAN MILLER
dick: THAT FAG ALWAYS WANTS A BLOW JOB
dick: STAND BACK
dick: BLOWING
dick: BLOWING
dick: BLOWING
dick: POP!
dick: (GLAD THAT'S OVER)
dick: WELL THAT'S IT FOR DICK
dick: NO MORE
dick: ENDING
dick: SAD |
dick |
#blowjob #dick-solo #filler-panel #funloving-nonsense #lavender-background #low-res #onomatopoeia #sfx |
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7,390 | 6/14/2019 | no more questions pants: pray with me
deuce: this isn't prayer
pants: it is a form of prayer
deuce: what am I praying to
pants: i think you know
deuce: also why are you hovering over me
pants: no more questions
pants: just prayer |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #prayer #weird-pants-face #woodring-den-background |
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6,265 | 4/8/2016 | no more talk spigot: NO MORE TALK ABOUT HOW MY DOWNLOADS ARE GAY |
spigot |
#downloads #gay #gay-talk #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,465 | 2/11/2011 | no msg spigot: EGG FU PRICK
spigot: PORK DONGS
spigot: DICK STICKERS
spigot: LEMON BONERS
spigot: WHAT KIND OF FOOD IS THIS |
spigot |
#chinese-food #potstickers #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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1,585 | 1/31/2003 | no msg spigot: THE INVITATION SAID POTSTICKERS BUT I GOT THERE AND IT WAS POT**SMOKING** AND PROSTITUTES!!!! WELL YOU CAN BET I PIVOTED RIGHT THERE |
spigot |
#dope #drugs #marijuana #pot #pot-smoking #potstickers #prostitute #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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3,106 | 5/5/2007 | no need for the rough stuff spigot: SHE WHIP-WHAPPED MY VISA CARD IN THE CLONKY LITTLE MACHINE IN A WAY THAT SUGGESTED I WAS NOT JUST ANOTHER BLOWJOB ENTHUSIAST
spigot: THEN I GUESS SHE FELT WE NEEDED SOME TIME APART????
spigot: SIR MY ARM
pants: WE WERE TIPPING THE WHOLE TIME SO THERE'S NO NEED FOR THE ROUGH STUFF |
pants spigot |
#badly-pasted-title #blur #credit-card #edited #mountain-background #pants-spigot #relationships #violent-disapproval |
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4,122 | 2/24/2010 | no no no pants: COCKS
deuce: NO NO NO
deuce: LET'S NOT START THAT AGAIN |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hd #cocks #deuce-pants #woodring-field-background |
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4,173 | 4/19/2010 | no offense spigot: NO OFFENSE BUT PLEASE GO EAT A DICK AND THEN PLANT YOUR FACE IN A PILE OF DOGSHIT (TODAY)
spigot: CLEARLY THAT'S NOT A BONG |
spigot |
#bong #dogshit #no-offense #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,092 | 5/15/2021 | no offense but spigot: NO OFFENSE BUT YOUR MOUTH IS LIKE AN ANCHOR AROUND MY DICK |
spigot |
#dicks #sage-background #single-panel #spigot-solo #weinerdogs |
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5,218 | 4/29/2013 | no part of me is happy about this pants: SO I JIZZED AND IT BURNED THROUGH THE FLOOR AND THEN WE ALL RAN DOWN TO THE DECK BELOW AND IT BURNED THROUGH THAT AND THEN WE RAN DOWN ONE MORE LEVEL AND IT FINALLY STOPPED AND WE'RE LUCKY IT DIDN'T BURN THROUGH THE OUTER HULL
pants: NO PART OF ME IS HAPPY ABOUT THIS |
pants |
#alien #jizz #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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8,791 | 4/13/2023 | no pressure spigot: LITERALLY JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING YOU COULD DO ALL OVER MY FACE |
#facial #mountain-background #no-title-card #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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6,916 | 2/19/2018 | no problem here or there spigot: ARE RUSSIAN BOTS PROSTITUTES BECAUSE I SEE NO PROBLEM HERE OR THERE |
spigot |
#bots #current-events #high-res #prostitutes #russia #single-panel #spigot-solo #title-mismatch #yellow-background |
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8,587 | 9/21/2022 | no raisins spigot: WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF SUCCESS FOR A CINNAMON ROLL? `UM NO RAISINS` [SEND] |
#food #raisins #red-text #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,579 | 12/20/2019 | no reason in particular pants: keep your eye on my balls
deuce: are they about to do something amazi--
pants: no reason in particular, I just think they're neat |
deuce pants |
#balls #deuce-pants #white-background |
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6,695 | 7/7/2017 | no results pants: FACIAL
pants: WHERE CAN I GET A FACIAL
pants: A FACIAL FOR MEN THAT IS NOT GAY
pants: FIRST TIME FACIAL MEN TOTALLY STRAIGHT NOT GAY BEARD-O
pants: MEN'S FACE CARE NOT GAY
pants: FACIAL FOR A MAN WITH A BEARD NO PISS NOT GAY
pants: +FACIAL -"STAR WARS" -"LORD OF THE RINGS" -"AVOCADO TOAST"
pants: PLEASE WRITE BACK ONLY HERE UNTIL SATURDAY |
pants |
#avocado-toast #facial #funloving-nonsense #lord-of-the-rings #not-gay #pants-solo #piss #search-query #star-wars #weird-pants-face #white-background #write-back |
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2,662 | 2/11/2006 | no right or wrong answer deuce: YES SIR IT'S ME
spigot: HI!!!!!
deuce: WORD UP !!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: STRAIGHT UP !!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: T DEUCE WILL THERE EVER BE A RAINBOW?????????? *BEEP*
deuce: UHHHHHHHHHHHHH
spigot: EXPLAIN THE JIZZ ALL OVER MY FACE
spigot: THERE'S NO RIGHT OR WRONG ANSWER |
deuce spigot |
#black-background #deja-vu #deuce-spigot #jizz #rainbow |
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3,521 | 6/23/2008 | no room for the weak pants: WHERE WILL IT END
deuce: ANOTHER HUGE POO
pants: THERE IS NO ROOM FOR THE WEAK IN THIS GAY TOILET |
deuce pants |
#deja-vu #deuce-pants #gay-toilet #joy-division #poo #toilet #woodring-field-background |
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3,590 | 8/31/2008 | no smoking deuce: HEY EVERYBODY I STOPPED SMOKING
spigot: T DEUCE NOBODY LIKES A QUITTER |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #quitting #sfw #smoking #woodring-field-background |
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2,821 | 7/20/2006 | no such thing atandt: MAKE BUTTER IN MY TROUSERS |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #butter #trousers #woodring-field-background |
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2,518 | 9/20/2005 | no such thing as a dick zombie .(pants): NO SUCH THING AS A DICK ZOMBIE????? I'LL SHOW THEM
pants: THE WORLD NEEDS MORE THAN ONE TARDBLOG
pants: THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES: TARDBLOGGING, TARDCASTING |
pants |
#coy-pants #dick #pants-solo #retarded #sfw #thought #woodring-field-background #zombie |