No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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8,389 | 3/7/2022 | no thanks spigot: NO THANKS, I DON'T LIKE TO POO IN MY PANTS.
spigot: HURRR SMOOSHED FLAT AND SQUARE INTO THE SIDE OF THE STALL LIKE ONE OF STEVEN SODERBERGH'S VINTAGE LENSES
spigot: NINE ERECTIONS REMAINING |
#erections #poo #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,018 | 6/8/2018 | no that would be wrong |
deuce pants |
#amodestproposal #bestcomicever #cannibalism #deuce-pants #dicks #drunk-deuce #woodring-stairs-background #worstcomicever |
|
6,341 | 6/24/2016 | no tickee no laundry pants: THE MIGHTY BUFFALO
pants: T DEUCE HEY YOU GOT ANY SHIRTS THAT NEED STARCH OR ANY RAILROADS YOU NEED BUILT
pants: MAYBE AN OPIUM DEN NEEDS MANAGEMENT TYPES
deuce: WHAT DID I MISS |
deuce pants |
#chinese #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #grey-background #sfw #weird-pants-face |
|
3,952 | 8/30/2009 | no tomorrow atandt: WE SHOULD LICK LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW
deuce: I THINK WE SHOULD SUCK LIKE IT IS 1999 SO THERE WE OBVIOUSLY DIFFER
atandt: I THINK I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO A POSSIBLE COMPROMISE |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce-disconnect #cocksucking #dicklicking #negotiations #prince #urinal-background |
|
216 | 5/9/1999 | no two alike deuce: DALEKS AND CYBERMEN
spigot: MY DONG IS WHAT YOU WOULD CALL "AL DENTE" |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hd #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-spigot #dong #dr-who #pasta #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,198 | 5/14/2010 | no wait pants: FORCED ANAL
pants: T DEUCE NO WAIT
pants: ANAL BY CHOICE |
deuce pants |
#anal #deuce-pants #mouse-cursor |
|
3,268 | 10/14/2007 | no way pants: EATING DICK IS LONELY WITH A SPORK
deuce: WOW THERE YOU ARE
deuce: I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR YOU
deuce: ESCORT THE EXECUTIVE OFFICER TO HIS QUARTERS AND LOCK HIM THERE
pants: NO WAY |
deuce pants |
#beating-off #change #deuce-pants #plant #regime #spork #woodring-field-background |
|
6,835 | 11/30/2017 | no way mine's smaller deuce: LGHLAHGLAHGLAHGLAHGLAHGLAHGA
pants: GHLAGHLHUALGHALGHULAG
pants: MINE'S SMALLER
deuce: NO WAY, MINE'S SMALLER
pants: PUSH IT SOMEWHAT WELL
deuce: YOU SHOULD PROBABLY, MAYBE DO IT; THEREFORE, PUT SOME BUT NOT ALL, OF YOUR BACK INTO IT |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking-noises #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #urinal-background |
|
5,774 | 11/20/2014 | no way no how pants: YOU MIGHT SAY I'M SANS SERIF IF YOU KNOW WHAT I HURRR
pants: VICODIN FOR THE ASS
pants: AMBIEN FOR WHAT AILS YA
pants: DELICIOUS AFTER DINNER MINTS FOR EVERYTHING ELSE
pants: AND YA DON'T STOP
pants: IS THAT YOUR DREAMCATCHER
pants: I SWEAR I KNOW WHO THE MONSTER IS
(pants): WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR |
pants |
#ambien #dreamcatcher #empty-auditorium-background #font #mints #pants-solo #suppository #vicodin #weird-pants-face #whisper #you-might-say |
|
3,745 | 2/2/2009 | no way to behave spigot: THAT'S NO WAY TO BEHAVE
spigot: HUHHHHHH
spigot: PRICKASAURUS FACE |
spigot |
#dinosaurs #mouse-cursor #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
5,214 | 4/25/2013 | no way you can tell me deuce: T SPIGOT THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN TELL ME THAT MY NUTS AREN'T BIGGER THAN YOURS BY AT LEAST A YARD CIRCUMFERENCE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #measurements #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #woodring-room-background |
|
6,019 | 7/23/2015 | no women spigot: WHY ARE THERE NO WOMEN IN SCIENCE???
spigot: WHY ARE THERE NO WOMEN IN TECH???
spigot: WHY ARE THERE NO WOMEN ENGINEERS???
spigot: WHY ARE THERE NO WOMEN MATHEMATICIANS???
spigot: WHY ARE THERE NO WOMEN SUPERHEROES???
spigot: WHY ARE THERE NO WOMEN CEO'S ???
spigot: WHY ARE THERE NO WOMEN DIRECTORS ???
spigot: WHY ARE THERE NO WOMEN GAME DESIGNERS ??
spigot: WHY ARE THERE NO WOMEN IN THE WRITER'S ROOM ???
spigot: WHY ARE THERE NO WOMEN IN COMEDY ???
spigot: IT'S LIKE A BEAUTIFUL DREAM |
spigot |
#feminism #html #misogyny #spigot-solo #stray-dot #urinal-background #women |
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7,328 | 4/13/2019 | nobody cared spigot: nobody cared who I was until I pulled out my dong |
spigot |
#bane #batman #dong #drip #mountain-background #single-panel #spigot-solo #the-dark-knight |
|
2,946 | 11/25/2006 | nobody home |
#blank-panel #mousehole #multiple-backgrounds #no-dialog #nothing #plant #sfw #woodring-field-background #woodring-room-background #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,032 | 3/16/2021 | nobody knows spigot: IF YOU LICK A DICKIN THE WOODS
spigot: AND NOBODYIS AROUND TO HEAR IT
spigot: WHERE DID IT COME FROM |
spigot |
#dicklicking #koan #multiple-backgrounds #spigot-solo #wipeout |
|
915 | 3/28/2001 | nobody likes a quitter spigot: NOBODY LIKES A QUITTER (IN CURSIVE: 2UITTER) |
spigot |
#mountain-background #spigot-solo |
|
2,939 | 11/17/2006 | nobody move spigot: ARE YOU USING THE SINGLETON PATTERN
spigot: BEATING OFF DOWN THE CHIMNEY
deuce: VISITOR PATTERN FOLLOWED BY THE MOLESTING PATTERN
pants: NOBODY MOVE NOBODY GET HURT |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #object-oriented-patterns #programming #singleton #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,664 | 2/13/2006 | nobody move this is a cave-in effigy: MY HEAD HAS CAVED IN
deuce: NOW'S MY CHANCE TO LAY EGGS |
deuce effigy |
#cave-in #deuce-effigy #head #sfw #urinal-background |
|
6,764 | 9/19/2017 | nobody's business deuce: OKAY GOING TO BED AND HOPEFULLY I WILL WAKE UP {{{ DEAD }}}
deuce: I'M GONNA POO LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS TOMORROW I TELL YOU WHAT
deuce: WAIT WAS THAT OUT LOUD
deuce: GOTTA GO |
deuce |
#curly-braces #deuce-solo #deuces-shits #drunk-deuce #mountain-background #poo #somber-deuce |
|
7,581 | 12/22/2019 | nobody's dead pants: whatcha got down there
pants: nothing
pants: you're dead
pants: i mean nobody's dead
pants: let's go out to dinner
pants: ow you're pushing me
pants: you're hurting my arm
pants: bye |
pants |
#pants-solo #sfw #weird-pants-face #white-background |
|
9,075 | 1/22/2024 | nobody's lovin' it spigot: T PANTS DIDN'T SEE YOU AT THE MCNUGGET BUDDIES SCRUM
deuce: HE WAS BANNED FROM THOSE IN 2021 FOR REASONS THEY ARE NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO DISCLOSE
pants: I PUT THEM IN MY BOTTOM |
#agile #anal-insertion #deuce-pants-spigot #mcdonalds #red-background #yellow-background |
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8,338 | 1/15/2022 | nog rolled spigot: U GOT NOG ROLLED
spigot: IN THAT YOU DRANK EGG NOG AND ORDERED EGG ROLLS AND NOW YOU'RE ON THE TOILET IN THE DARK |
spigot |
#food #ghetto-u #grey-background #sfw #spigot-solo #toilet |
|
8,363 | 2/9/2022 | non sequiturs dick: THE DEEP DARK NIGHT OF MY ASS
pants: I HATE COLE PORTER
deuce: I'M AN ASSET TAG |
deuce dick pants |
#ass #asset-tag #cole-porter #deuce-pants-dick #single-panel #woodring-room-background |
|
3,684 | 12/3/2008 | non stop deuce: RRRRRRR NONSTOP DIARRHEA |
deuce |
#black-background #deuce-solo #deuces-shits #diarrhea |
|
8,292 | 11/30/2021 | non-fungible effigy: SOMEONE SHOULD HOOK UP AN NFT FOR SALE FOR EVERY BQ EPISODE
pants: BUY NOW BUTTON
effigy: [BID NOW]
pants: CAN WE LEASE NFTS |
effigy pants |
#bq #effigy-pants #nft #sfw #stalldoor-background |
|
8,850 | 6/11/2023 | non-verbal spigot: MY NON-VERBAL CHILD
pants: HULAHGLAG |
#autism #bored-pants #cocksucking-noises #coy-pants #hulahglag #mountain-background #pants-spigot #sfw |
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6,776 | 10/1/2017 | none of this matters deuce: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
spigot: NONE OF THIS MATTERS |
deuce spigot |
#black-background #deuce-spigot #existential #nihilism #sfw #single-panel |
|
4,383 | 11/17/2010 | nonesuch and whatnot pants: MY BONER IS ALIVE |
pants |
#black-background #bonequest-hi-fi #boner #pants-solo #whatnot |
|
2,027 | 4/21/2004 | noodles spigot: CLEAR
spigot: QUIT
spigot: EX
spigot: MAYBE /EX
spigot: HOLY GOD I'M TRAPPED IN THE MATRIX
deuce: FUCKING SPEAK ENGLISH
spigot: DO YOU HAVE NOODLES AT YOUR HOUSE?????????
deuce: RAMEN
spigot: I JUST NEED A COCK AND A PLACE TO SIT
spigot: OH MY WEARY WANDERING ASS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #holy-god #matrix #ramen #woodring-room-background |
|
9,190 | 5/16/2024 | nope nothing wrong here effigy: :HIGH_HEEL:
pants: SEE WHAT YOU DID, NOW I HAVE TO BEAT OFF |
#beat-off #effigy-pants #emoji #foot-fetish #woodring-room-background |
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7,334 | 4/19/2019 | normal complete sentence spigot: i don't blank panels unless they add weight between lines and i don't like spoilers in the title
spigot: i don't blank panels. normal complete sentence. |
spigot |
#filler-panel #lying #meta #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
2,022 | 4/16/2004 | normal sex spigot: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY CAN'T WE HAVE NORMAL SEX
spigot: PUT YOUR FACE IN THE TOILET AND LET ME POO ON YOU |
spigot |
#despair-panel #fetish #lowercase #poo #sex #spigot-solo #toilet #woodring-field-background |
|
8,946 | 9/15/2023 | normalize farting over zoom pants: NORMALIZE FARTING OVER ZOOM
spigot: EARLIER THIS QUARTER WE TOUCHED ON YOU EATING YOUR LOSER WAD FOR MY BIG FAKE TITS
spigot: HAS THE NEEDLE MOVED ON THAT AT ALL |
#blue-background #farts #joi #pants-spigot #tits #zoom |
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7,968 | 1/11/2021 | normally pants: CAN'T YOU BEAT OFF NORMALLY
deuce: NO, I HAVE TO CRY REALLY LOUDLY |
deuce pants |
#beating-off #crying #deuce-pants #math #single-panel #trigonometry #yellow-background |
|
2,285 | 1/30/2005 | nose and glasses pants: WILL YOU SIT WITH ME
deuce: ONLY IF YOU WIPE ME (HAVE BEEN NEEDING A WIPE FOR A GOOD THREE HOURS NOW)
pants: RAINCHECK
deuce: VERY WELL I WILL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER PATRON
pants: YOU WON'T HAVE TO LOOK FAR (NOSE AND GLASSES)
deuce: IN THE GAHGAHLGAHLGAHLAGHL OF THE GAHLGALHAGHLGAHLGAHLGALHGAHLGA |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants |
|
6,556 | 2/10/2017 | nose and glasses |
deuce spigot |
#chinese-food #deuce-spigot #disguise #drunk-deuce #sfw #white-background |
|
7,708 | 4/27/2020 | not a big deal spigot: if licking dick is wrong i'll just stop doing it, not a big deal |
spigot |
#dicklicking #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
7,109 | 9/7/2018 | not a container nor a receptacle pants: drink from me
deuce: you are not a container nor are you a receptacle
pants: yet i can hold liquid |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #piss #piss-trough-background #sfw |
|
412 | 11/16/1999 | not a day goes by spigot: NOT A DAY GOES BY WHERE I DON'T JERK MYSELF UNTIL I GET A STOMACH ACHE |
spigot |
#every-single-fucking-day #jerking #spigot-solo #stomachache #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,598 | 10/2/2022 | not a drill :the: OF NUCLEAR WEAPONS HAS BEEN AUTHORIZED
deuce: THIS IS NOT A DRILL |
#caption #crimson-tide #deja-vu #deuce-solo #nuclear-weapons #sfw #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,488 | 3/16/2011 | not a good sign deuce: NOT A GOOD SIGN WHEN YOUR FUCKING FAGGY INHALER COMES WITH THREE REFILLS
pants: YOU CAN STILL SMOKE THOUGH RIGHT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #inhaler #urinal-background |
|
7,046 | 7/6/2018 | not a one |
deuce pants |
#blood-meridian #bonequest-hi-fi #cormac-mccarthy #deuce-pants #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #foomph #outhouse #upskirt #urinal-background |
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4,947 | 7/20/2012 | not a pony pants: I AM NOT A PONY |
pants |
#minecraft #pants-solo #pony #rands-mentioned #sfw #spenny #woodring-field-background |
|
2,111 | 7/14/2004 | not a real version number pants: T DEUCE WHAT DO YOU PROGRAM HTML IN
deuce: HTML IS INCREDIBLY COMPLICATED AND QUITE FRANKLY TOO HARD FOR A POOR LITTLE WEB CODER LIKE ME
pants: ALSO IS FAG-POINT-OH A REAL VERSION NUMBER
deuce: I'M A WEB PROFESSIONAL SLASH GAS METER READER |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #fag #gas #html #white-background |
|
5,579 | 5/8/2014 | not a single animal cracker pants: AND NOT A SINGLE ANIMAL CRACKER ESCAPED PANTS' ATTENTION
deuce: AND THE MORNING AND THEN THE FOLLOWING AFTERNOON ON THE WAY TO THE HOSPITAL
pants: THE END |
deuce pants |
#animal-crackers #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #hospital #mountain-background |
|
5,580 | 5/9/2014 | not accusing you spigot: NOT ACCUSING YOU, BUT FIVE PEPPERONI HOT POCKETS ARE MISSING |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #hot-pocket #pepperoni-hot-pockets #sfw #spigot-solo #whodunit #woodring-field-background |
|
4,877 | 5/6/2012 | not affiliated with the authors spigot: HEY EVERYONE!!!! I'M A FUCKING PEDOPHILE AND HERE ARE MY GIFS!!!! FUCK YOU TO THE FBI!!!!!!!
spigot: GOOGLE IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE AUTHORS OF THIS PAGE NOR RESPONSIBLE FOR ITS CONTENT.
deuce: SPIGOT WILL PLAY THE ROLE OF BOTH THE OFFENDING DICKHEAD AND THE GOOGLE CACHE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #woodring-room-background |
|
6,419 | 9/11/2016 | not afraid spigot: I DUNK MY NUTS IN BBQ SAUCE (SOMETIMES HONEY MUSTARD)
spigot: BLURF DURF I'M A MCNUGGET
pants: ARE YOU GOING TO STEP UP TO THE PLATE OR NOT
spigot: NOT AFRAID |
pants spigot |
#dunking #flappity-bat #food #honey-mustard #mcdonalds #mustard #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #pants-spigot #white-background |
|
723 | 9/15/2000 | not again pants: MISTER BLUEBIRD / ON MY SHOULDER
pants: RAPING HIM
pants: I'M GOING TO LICK THESE STONE COLD DICKS
pants: POO INSPECTION (HOLD STILL)
pants: POO, A BOWL OF
pants: T DEUCE MY CANNIBALS HAVE EATEN YOUR MISSIONARIES
pants: DIT DIT DIT DOT DOT DOT DIT DIT DIT
pants: SAVE OUR SNAUSAGES
deuce: NOT AGAIN |
deuce pants |
#woodring-field-background |
|
916 | 3/29/2001 | not another bite spigot: NO MORE FAG MCMUFFINS OR WHATEVER THEY'RE CALLED |
spigot |
#egg-mcmuffin #fag #mcdonalds #moon-background #spigot-solo |
|
6,137 | 11/20/2015 | not another word spigot: PLAINTIFF IN-N-OUT BURGERS, A CALIFORNIA CORPORATION ("PLAINTIFF" OR "IN-N-OUT") BY AND THROUGH ITS UNDERSIGNED COUNSEL
spigot: HAMBURGER SANDWICHES AND CHEESEBURGER SANDIWCHES, HOT COFFEE, AND MILKSHAKES FOR CONSUMPTION ON OR OFF THE PREMISES (IC 030); MILK AND FRENCH FRIED POTATOES FOR CONSUMPTION ON OR OFF THE PREMISES (IC 029);
spigot: NOT ANOTHER WORD UNTIL I SEE A LAWYER |
spigot |
#burgers #court #donk-donk #fatness #in-n-out #law #lawyer #sfw #spigot-solo #trademark #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,663 | 2/12/2006 | not cowboys but still quite gay deuce: I CAN'T QUIT YOU
pants: ORBITING LIKE SATELLITES |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #brokeback-mountain #cowboy #deuce-pants #mountain-background #sfw #space #space-cowboy |
|
4,152 | 3/26/2010 | not dead pants: ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN ARE FAGS |
pants |
#mcdonalds #pants-solo #shakespeare #theater #tom-stoppard #woodring-field-background |
|
1,289 | 4/12/2002 | not enough curry atandt: I NEVER MET A POO I DIDN'T LIKE
pants: CURRY GIVES IT FLAVOR
atandt: I MEANT PLATONICALLY |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #coprophagia #curry #plant #poo #woodring-field-background |
|
6,637 | 5/5/2017 | not even dead yet deuce: T PANTS I THINK I LEFT MY KINDLE AT YOUR HOUSE (CHECK BEHIND THE HEADREST OF THE BED, IT PROBABLY FELL OFF BEHIND THE BED) JUST CRAM YOUR FACE/ASS IN THERE AND FIND OUT
pants: CAN'T THINK OF A SINGLE REASON NOT TO WEDGE MY FACE AND HEAD AND ARM BETWEEN THE HEADREST AND THE WALL SO HERE WE GO!!!
pants: THE CATS ARE BITING ME AND I'M NOT EVEN DEAD YET |
deuce pants |
#cats #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #grey-background #kindle |
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4,512 | 4/9/2011 | not even humans pants: NOBODY LIKES ANAL (NOT EVEN HUMANS)
deuce: PORNSTARS SURE DON'T
deuce: THEIR PAINFUL GRIMACE REVEALS THEIR SORROW
pants: DOES MY GAY MOUSTACHE LOOK GAY (WITH THIS COCK NEARBY) (HOVERING) |
deuce pants |
#anal #angry-panel #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #mouse-cursor #moustache #porn |
|
6,070 | 9/12/2015 | not even thinking gay things pants: RUB-A-DUB-DUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU AND ME IN SEPARATE BATHROOMS NOT EVEN THINKING GAY THINGS
deuce: CLEARLY THAT'S SUSTAINABLE SO IT'S OKAY
deuce: WHATEVER THAT FUCKING WORD MEANS BECAUSE IT'S USED SO OFTEN IN SO MANY COMPLETELY UNRELATED CONTEXTS
pants: JUSTIFY ME
deuce: CAN I JUST SHOOT MYSELF NOW
pants: WOMEN IN TECH |
deuce pants |
#bathroom #buzzwords #deuce-pants #fannypacks #gay #irc #suicide #women #woodring-field-background |
|
3,934 | 8/10/2009 | not fire pants: BLARGH JIZZ BOMB
deuce: BOOOOOOOOOM
deuce: IT'S LIKE NAPALM EXCEPT IT'S JIZZ NOT FIRE
pants: CHRIST THAT STUFF MAKES ME HARD |
deuce pants |
#bomb #deuce-pants #frog #jizz #napalm #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
|
3,954 | 9/1/2009 | not for sale pants: JERKCITY IS NOT FOR SALE (SORRY DISNEY) |
pants |
#bonequest-hd #disney #pants-solo #urinal-background |
|
9,107 | 2/23/2024 | not funny spigot: I'M JUST NOT SURE I'D TRUST A RAPE TEST KIT FROM TEMU |
#china #e-commerce #potomac-background #rapekit #spigot-solo #temu |
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341 | 9/8/1999 | not gay spigot: I LOVE GIRLS EVERYONE
spigot: I'M STRAIGHT
spigot: HATING FAGS RIGHT NOW
spigot: I'LL BE RIGHT BACK
spigot: MMM HURR LOVING DICK
spigot: NOT GAY PEOPLE
deuce: T SPIGOT I GOT YOUR MAIL AND CAME AS SOON AS I COULD |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #hurr #not-gay #woodring-field-background |
|
8,082 | 5/5/2021 | not gay not gay not gay deuce: I'M SAYING THAT WHATEVER I AM, AND IT'S NOT REALLY CLEAR AT THIS POINT
deuce: IT'S THE DIAMETRICAL OPPOSITE OF GAY
deuce: THERE'S GAY AND THEN THERE'S ME
deuce: TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS
deuce: CAN WE MAKE A CHANNEL #NOT-GAY THAT ONLY I CAN JOIN TO DEMONSTRATE THIS FACT
deuce: HELLO IS THIS THING EVEN ON
pants: I BELIEVE YOUHONEY NOW FOLLOWME TO THEBATHROOM
deuce: WAIT THIS ISN'T THE BATHROO
deuce: GREAT I FELL INTO ANOTHER WORMHOLE |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #irc #not-gay #science-fiction #somber-deuce #space #trap #woodring-stairs-background #wormhole |
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2,726 | 4/17/2006 | not girls, not fast cars pants: SERIOUSLY, FLAPPITY BATS ARE ON MY MIND THESE DAYS (NOT GIRLS, NOT FAST CARS, NOT PUNCHING PROSTITUTES AND RUNNING AWAY, JUST FLAPPITY BATS)
pants: SITTING ON THE TOILET, FORCING MY BIG WHITE DOPEY AMERICAN DICK TO POINT DOWN INTO THE BOWL INSTEAD OF SQUIRTING PISS ALL OVER THE HERE AND THERE
ozone: WINDOWSMEHARD DISK PICTURE 1
pants: IF YOU THINK THIS IS EASY YOU SHOULD TRY IT |
ozone pants |
#bat #dj-rapekit #flappity-bat #green-background #huffy-pants #ozone-green-beard #ozone-pants #pants-discolored-leg #piss #prostitute #prostitutes #toilet #windows-me |
|
7,658 | 3/8/2020 | not great not terrible deuce: THERE WILL NEVER BE A LAST CASE
pants: somebody fucked a monkey
deuce: why is everyone being such a baby it's only killed (looks at paperwork) 3.6 roentgens ... not great, not terrible |
deuce pants |
#aids #angry-panel #cappuccino #chernobyl #clorox #coffee #covid-19 #current-events #deuce-pants #grey-background #huffy-pants #monkey #radiation #science |
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2,420 | 6/14/2005 | not guilty spigot: THE DONG WHISPERER
deuce: I THINK I DESERVE A **BLOWJOB**
spigot: OKAY THE DONG SHOUTER
deuce: I'VE SERVED MY COUNTRY WELL AND I LIKE **BLOWJOBS**
spigot: OKAY THE DONG LICKER
deuce: IT'S NOT EVEN YOUR DONG IS IT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
|
3,328 | 12/13/2007 | not hard enough : DEUCE LEAVES CHANNEL FAGGOT
net: WHEN THE DEUCE LEAVES I JUST SLAM MY NUTS IN A DRAWER AND THEN I DON'T MISS HIM SO MUCH
(net): NOT HARD ENOUGH -- STILL MISS HIM |
deuce net |
#caption #deuce-net #dong-slamming #genital-mutilation #gravy #irc #not-gay #the-deuce #whisper #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,504 | 6/6/2008 | not having any idea deuce: HLGLHGAHLGAHLAGLHALHA
spigot: DUH?!?!
deuce: I THINK SO YES !!!
spigot: DONGS??!??! EXHAUSTED
deuce: NOT HAVING ANY IDEA WHAT WE'RE DISCUSSING
spigot: REALLY QUITE HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TIRED |
deuce spigot |
#confused #deja-vu #deuce-spigot #dongs #exhausted #tired #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,723 | 5/12/2020 | not heard one spigot: HAVE NOT HEARD ONE SINGLE HEALTH CARE WORKER SAY THANK YOU |
spigot |
#covid-19 #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,897 | 5/27/2012 | not heaven at all deuce: IS THIS HEAVEN
pants: IT MUST BE BECAUSE I SEE AN ANGEL
deuce: LGAGAGHLAGGAH HLGHGHLGHLGH GAHLAGHAG LHGAHLG MY JESUS GOD THIS IS NOT HEAVEN AT ALL
pants: HLAHGLAH GLAHLGHALGHLAH GLHAGLH LAHLAG THIS IS THE JERSEY TURNPIKE HALGHALUG |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #heaven #huffy-pants #jesus #new-jersey #red-background |
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462 | 1/1/2000 | not helping pants: SERIOUSLY CAN I EAT IT DOES IT GO IN MY FUCKING MOUTH
pants: WHAT'S THE DEAL HERE HELP ME OUT CHIEF SHOW ME THE MONEY
pants: YOU CATCH IT ONCE
pants: YOU CATCH IT TWICE
pants: YOU CATCH IT WITH YOUR LOVE DEVICE |
hanford pants |
#hanford-pants #kmfdm #love #love-device #mouth #mouth-of-pants #rhyming #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,310 | 11/25/2007 | not helping at all deuce: I'M A VAMPIRE
atandt: SUCK THIS
deuce: THAT'S NOT HELPING ME JERK OFF |
atandt deuce |
#enclave #jerking-off #mousehole #somber-deuce #sucking #vampire #white-background |
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3,255 | 10/1/2007 | not his living room spigot: THIS ISN'T MY LIVING ROOM!!!!!!!
spigot: HANG ON PORN STARS AT THE DOOR
spigot: NOPE, STONED |
spigot |
#marijuana #porn #spigot-solo #stoned #woodring-room-background |
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3,694 | 12/13/2008 | not hung up deuce: CLICK BOOOOOOOOO
deuce: ME HANGING UP THE PHONE
spigot: DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO
spigot: IT'S NOT HUNG UP |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #phone #sfw #telephone #telephony #woodring-den-background |
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1,626 | 3/14/2003 | not i, said the deuce net: WHO WILL BE GAY WITH ME
deuce: I SHALL NOT (GROPING YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK)
net: OKAY THEN ANY OTHER TAKERS
deuce: WHICH I GUESS WOULD BE YOUR ASS (STILL GROPING WHILE I TALK)
net: YOU COULD BE DOING A REACHAROUND
deuce: SIR I'LL DO WHAT I LIKE (STILL AT IT) |
deuce net |
#ass #be-gay-with-me #deuce-net #gay #groping #reacharound #the-deuce #woodring-field-background |
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5,490 | 2/8/2014 | not in a gay way pants: BUT NOT IN A GAY WAY MORE OF AN ACADEMIC EXERCISE
deuce: PLANNING TO WRITE A PAPER ABOUT IT, NEVER DOING IT |
deuce pants |
#college #deuce-pants #education #gay #woodring-field-background |
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7,038 | 6/28/2018 | not infinite but arbitrarily high |
deuce pants |
#balls #deuce-pants #math #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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4,105 | 2/6/2010 | not judging you pants: OH GOD ARE YOU BEATING OFF TO THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG
pants: JUST NOD ONCE FOR THE PRINCESS OR TWICE FOR THE FROG (NOT JUDGING YOU)
deuce: SILENCE
deuce: NODDING THREE TIMES (BOTH)
pants: HOLY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #disney #frog #mouse-cursor #once-for-x-twice-for-y |
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2,226 | 12/2/2004 | not just cold water pants: CAN WE WHAT
spigot: CROSSTALK CHANGE THE WATER IN THIS THING UNINTELLIGIBLE NOT JUST THE COLD WATER I LIKE THE WHOLE BONG CHILLED
pants: GGGGGGGGGGGG YEAH THE G KEY WORKS
spigot: CHECK ONE TWO
pants: HI HELLO TESTING IS THIS THING ON TEST TEST
spigot: I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY |
pants spigot |
#bong #deuce-spigot #dope #ham-radio #keyboard-testing #marijuana #radio #woodring-field-background |
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5,279 | 6/29/2013 | not lying : SPIGOT LEFT THE ROOM.
pants: T SPIGOT COME BACK I HAVE A REAL BONER NOW
pants: THIS TIME
pants: NOT LYING ABOUT MY BONER |
pants spigot |
#boner #mousehole #pants-spigot #spigot-leaves #stray-dot #woodring-room-background |
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3,093 | 4/22/2007 | not me spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND MY BALLS OUT UNTO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
spigot: THE AMERICAN PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES
deuce: NOT ME
spigot: HI
deuce: I SAID NOT ME |
deuce spigot |
#balls #deuce-spigot #nuts-of-spigot #usa #woodring-field-background |
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2,332 | 3/18/2005 | not me pants: PORN AND DICK
spigot: ABSOLUTELY IN THAT ORDER
pants: HAVE WE GOT A CONSENSUS HERE
pants: IT'S DICK WE'RE ALL WORRIED ABOUT
spigot: NOT ME |
pants spigot |
#porn #white-background |
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5,747 | 10/24/2014 | not mine pants: HUGE DONGS
deuce: IT AIN'T MY RODEO
deuce: BIG DONGS
pants: K |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dongs |
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4,134 | 3/8/2010 | not my fault deuce: WHY CAN'T I BE LOVED
deuce: IT'S NOT MY FAULT I CAN'T CONTROL MY BOWELS/MOUTH |
deuce |
#deja-vu #deuce-solo #incontinence #love #mouth #woodring-room-background |
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2,932 | 11/10/2006 | not my problem pants: WHY WON'T WIKIPEDIA DELETE THE JERKCITY ARTICLE
atandt: UH WELL
pants: I'LL TELL YOU WHY !!! BECAUSE THEY ARE CHIEFLY COMPOSED OF COMMUNISTS, GOLDBRICKERS, LAYABOUTS, BACKHANDERS, GRIFTERS, SUSPECTED HOMOSEXUALS AND CARD-CARRYING NAMBLA MEMBERS
atandt: OH MY |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #comic-chat #green-background #meta #nambla #wikipedia |
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5,634 | 7/3/2014 | not on my watch effigy: COMMAND-OPTION : REBUILDS THE DESKTOP
spigot: NOT ON MY WATCH (SPLURK, SPLORT) |
effigy spigot |
#effigy-spigot #macintosh #mountain-background #uncredited-character |
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9,128 | 3/15/2024 | not once spigot: YOU KNOW I JUST REALIZED I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR THREE HOURS AND NOT ONCE HAVE I ASKED _HOW_ MY WIFE AND CHILDREN WERE MURDERED
spigot: YES I WOULD LIKE MORE WATER |
#colored-text #murder #no-title-card #spigot-solo #wife #woodring-room-background |
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3,682 | 12/1/2008 | not poop deuce: I BEAT OFF TO THE SMELL OF POOP
deuce: I MEAN HOT CHICKS
deuce: HOT CHICKS
deuce: NOT POOP |
deuce |
#beating-off #cocks #deuce-solo #deuces-shits #drunk-deuce #poo #white-background |
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2,549 | 10/22/2005 | not real after all pants: BUT IF THIS ISN'T REALITY THEN WHAT IS REAL
pants: THAT BELL'S GONNA BE HARD TO UNRING |
pants |
#die-trying #existential #hitler #jacking-off #nonstandard-second-panel #pants-solo #philosophy #reality #woodring-den-background |
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520 | 2/28/2000 | not real bananas spigot: THE HANDS OF THE CLOCK TELL ME IT'S TIME FOR DOPE
spigot: THEY'RE NOT REAL BANANAS, THEY JUST WEAR PAJAMAS FOR THE SHOW
deuce: LIAR |
deuce spigot |
#banana #bananas-in-pajamas #deuce-spigot #filler-panel #marijuana #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,566 | 6/4/2011 | not really a solution spigot: DRAWING DICKS ON MY FACE, PRETENDING TO PASS OUT (NOT REALLY A SOLUTION) |
spigot |
#black-background #bonequest-hi-fi #dicks #spigot-solo |
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7,224 | 12/31/2018 | not really asking deuce: wanna touch my junk
deuce: okay I'm not really asking |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #gay #junk #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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7,668 | 3/18/2020 | not so loud spigot: i ask that you kindly address my neurodiversity
spigot: OW GOD NOT SO LOUD
spigot: STOP
spigot: never mind jesus
spigot: oh there's nobody there |
spigot |
#autism #jesus #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,406 | 2/29/2008 | not stopping him deuce: COCKSUCKING BEHAVIOR IS CONTROLLED BY THE PANCREAS
pants: EEW
deuce: AS WE ALL LEARNED IN SCIENTICIAN STUDY
pants: GROSSED OUT BY THE PANCREAS PART OF THE COCKSUCKING
deuce: BUT THAT'S NOT STOPPING YOU IS IT
pants: NO SIR |
deuce pants |
#anatomy #cocksucking #deuce-pants #mousehole #science #woodring-room-background |
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4,684 | 10/15/2011 | not sure spigot: DON'T TALK TO ME IF YOU'RE NOT A GIRL
bung: T SPIGOT HI [NOT SURE] |
bung spigot |
#bung-spigot #mountain-background #sfw |
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3,282 | 10/28/2007 | not sure if it's time spigot: NOT SURE IF IT'S TIME FOR SECONDARY, TERTIARY BONG HITS?!?!?!
deuce: QUATERNARY
spigot: IS THERE SUCH OF A THING AS DODECAHEDRONARY |
deuce spigot |
#bong #deuce-spigot #dodecahedronary #drunk-deuce #marijuana #woodring-field-background |
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5,916 | 4/11/2015 | not sure if you're up spigot: NOT SURE IF YOU'RE UP AT 3AM BUT WE GOT A HOT SUPPORT ISSUE HERE
spigot: ARE YOU NOT BY YOUR PHONE? LEAVING A VOICEMAIL 3:14AM
spigot: HEY ME AGAIN |
spigot |
#devops #early-morning-spigot #me-again #phone-tag #photo-background #sfw #space-nuts-background #spigot-solo #tech-support #voicemail |
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8,267 | 11/6/2021 | not that kind deuce: I'M A HEXAGON
pants: RAPING YOU WITH AN IKEA WRENCH
deuce: I'M NOT THAT KIND OF HEXAGON
pants: NOW YOU ARE |
deuce pants |
#blue-background #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #ikea #rape |
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1,304 | 4/27/2002 | not that scott adams deuce: HOW ABOUT THAT SCOTT ADAMS' ADVENTURE WHERE YOU HAD TO KNOW WHAT FLOTSAM AND JETSAM MEANT ????
pants: BERT AND NORD GROPE EACH OTHER IN THE JOHN |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #grope #infocom #pirates-cove #scott-adams #vocabulary #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,405 | 8/28/2016 | not the dicks you wished you licked spigot: YOU GO TO WAR WITH THE DICKS YOU'VE LICKED, NOT THE DICKS YOU WISHED YOU'D LICKED |
spigot |
#dicklicking #donald-rumsfeld #quote #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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1,770 | 8/5/2003 | not the face deuce: GHLUAHLHALHULAG
pants: YOU THINK SO HUH
deuce: HBLUHGLAHULAHBAG
pants: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME
deuce: BLGAUHLGABHLUHLAUBAG
pants: NOT THE FACE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #face #huffy-pants #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |