No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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2,742 | 5/3/2006 | not the face spigot: NOT THE FACE
spigot: OH THAT'S JUST GREAT
pants: NOW I'LL HAVE TO WEAR A SCARF
spigot: I RAN INTO A DOOR AND THERE BEHIND THE DOOR WAS YES, A COCK
pants: A MOUSETRAP ON THE TIP OF MY DICK
pants: GREAT UNDERGROUND ADVENTURE MY ASS THIS IS A GAY TOILET
spigot: I'M GOING TO UPLOAD AN AVI OF WHAT GOES ON BEHIND THE DOOR
pants: !!??
spigot: WAIT I MIGHT BE ON THERE
pants: TOO LATE NOW, BEATING OFF ANYWAY |
pants spigot |
#beating-off #deja-vu #filetype #infocom #mousetrap #pants-spigot #punctuation #urinal-background #zork |
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2,056 | 5/20/2004 | not the fucking muppet show spigot: I AM WATCHING FIVE DIFFERENT MORONS RE-ASSEMBLE THEIR RESPECTIVE STAR WARS DISPLAYS / BABYLON 5 DISPLAYS / WHATEVER ACTION-FIGURE BULLSHIT DISPLAYS IN THEIR NEWER, SMALLER CUBES
spigot: WOOOOOO!!!!!!! NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS RULED!!!!!!!!!
spigot: LET'S TURN OUR CABINETS INTO DIARAMAS TO PROVE IT |
spigot |
#action-figures #babylon-5 #bonequest-hi-fi #cubicles #dioramas #muppets #spigot-solo #star-wars #typo |
|
5,896 | 3/22/2015 | not the mean one pants: JUST PLEASE CALL 911 AND TELL THEM TO SEND THE RANGER
pants: THE NICE RANGER NOT THE MEAN ONE
spigot: I'M ON THE PHONE
pants: I SAID NOT THE MEAN JUDGMENTAL RANGER
spigot: ROOTKITS, BOTNETS, BEATNIKS, DICKLICKS |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #beatnik #beatniks #blue-background #bot-net #botnet #botnets #dial-911 #dick-lick #dicklick #dicklicking #dicklicks #nice-ranger #on-phone #pants-spigot #ranger #root-kit #rootkit #rootkits #telephone #telephony |
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5,544 | 4/3/2014 | not the other way around pants: TURNS OUT YOU HAVE TO PAY THEM AND _THEN_ THEY DO ANAL
pants: NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND
deuce: HUH
pants: I KNOW RIGHT
deuce: ARE YOU SURE |
deuce pants |
#anal #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #grey-background #hose #huffy-pants #prostitute |
|
5,997 | 7/1/2015 | not the same thing deuce: MENTAL NOTE: ALICIA *DEL* RIO IS NOT THE SAME THING AS ALICIA RIO
deuce: SORRY CONTINUE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #porn #shemale #ts #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,530 | 7/2/2008 | not too particular pants: PLEASE JERK SLOWER
pants: OR FILM YOURSELF AND LET ME WATCH IT IN SLOW MOTION LATER
pants: I'M NOT TOO PARTICULAR |
pants |
#jerking #pants-solo #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
|
3,531 | 7/3/2008 | not too well no spigot: REMEMBER THAT TIME WE ALL WORKED AT JERKCITY
pants: NOT TOO WELL NO |
pants spigot |
#meta #pants-spigot #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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3,426 | 3/20/2008 | not understanding : HE'S NOT A REAL BEAR YOU KNOW
spigot: OKAY TOOK A DUMP IN HER CUBE AND SHE STILL HASN'T EMAILED ME HER PHONE
spigot: NOT UNDERSTANDING |
spigot |
#caption #cubicles #poo #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,166 | 3/8/2013 | not very bright pants: T DEUCE J-DATE ME
deuce: T PANTS WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
pants: T DEUCE I DON'T KNOW WORDS JUST COME OUT SOMETIMES
deuce: I WILL ONLY CHRISTIAN MINGLE WITH YOU AND THAT'S FINAL
hanford: FREEZE-FRAME: PANTS AND DEUCE ARE NOT VERY BRIGHT |
deuce hanford pants |
#deuce-hanford-pants #sfw |
|
4,730 | 12/1/2011 | not wearing a shirt pants: T DEUCE YOUR X-RAY VISION WILL BE THE DEATH OF US ALL
deuce: T PANTS I ABJECTLY APOLOGIZE BUT AM STILL LOOKING AT YOUR TITS (UNDERNEATH YOUR SHIRT)
deuce: OH WAIT YOU'RE NOT WEARING A SHIRT
pants: ALSO I SLICED OFF MY BOOBIES |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #shirtless #tits #woodring-field-background #x-ray |
|
3,830 | 4/28/2009 | not what he's waiting for pants: WAITING FOR GODOT PEOPLE
spigot: T PANTS THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M WAITING FOR |
pants spigot |
#badly-pasted-title #godot #mouth #pants-spigot #samuel-beckett #urinal-background #waiting-for-godot |
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3,123 | 5/22/2007 | not working spigot: THIS DICK/PRICK DIET IS *****NOT WORKING*****
deuce: DUDE YOU ARE NOT EATING THE PRESCRIBED FOODS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicks #diet #medicine #pricks #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,416 | 4/3/2022 | not working spigot: READING A THREAD WHICH PURPORTS TO "MAKE YOU GAY"
spigot: WELL LET ME ASSURE YOU IT IS :POINT_RIGHT::SKIN-TONE-2:NOT:POINT_LEFT::SKIN-TONE-2: WORKING
spigot: OKAY THAT'S A NICE SCONCE |
#emoji #fixtures #furniture #gayness #sconce #sfw #spigot-smiles #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
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7,300 | 3/16/2019 | NOTB deuce: need an accurate up-to-date figure on the number of trolls blown (NOTB)
pants: 2 |
deuce pants |
#acronym #deuce-pants #single-panel #teal-background #troll #troll-blowing |
|
8,523 | 7/19/2022 | note books deuce: I ORDERED NEW NOTEBOOKS!!! I DIDN'T REALIZE I HAD RUN OUT!!!!!
pants: MOLESKIN OR FIELD BOOK????? CHOOSE YOUR ANSWER CAREFULLY WISE TRAVELLER SAID THE DUNGEON MASTER WHO WAS ALSO A VAMPYRE
deuce: AHEM COMPOSITION/ENGINEERING
deuce: GOTTA BE 5X5 (4X4 IS FOR FAGS)
deuce: THOUGH I'M GOING BLIND SO I PROBABLY REALLY SHOULD USE 4X4
pants: UH WE HAVE A WHOLE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE FOR THIS SORT OF THING |
#blindness #deuce-pants #dungeons-and-dragons #engineering #graph-paper #grid-paper #huffy-pants #mountain-background #somber-deuce #vampire #vampyre #weird-pants-face |
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796 | 11/27/2000 | note from the depths atandt: THE NOTE FOUND IN THE POCKET OF A RUSSIAN SEAMAN
atandt: WODKA
deuce: HALP
atandt: PLEASE TO TELL LENIN THAT IT IS FUCKING COLD
deuce: I DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING GET PAID FOR THIS (GLUG) |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #halp #woodring-field-background |
|
5,686 | 8/24/2014 | note the horizon where sand meets sky spigot: WHO WANTS TO SEE MY BURNING MAN PICS??????????
spigot: HERE'S SOME SAND
spigot: AGAIN SAND WITH A LITTLE SKY
pants: WHAT'S THAT (POINTING)
spigot: A WEIRD THING SOMEONE BUILT (YOU CAN SEE THE SAND IN THE BACKGROUND)
spigot: MY TENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: NOTE THE HORIZON OF WHERE SAND MEETS SKY
spigot: LET'S JUST SAY I'M A MAJOR PLAYA ON THE PLAYA
spigot: OKAY THESE ARE PICTURES I GOOGLED |
pants spigot |
#burning-man #fraud #moon-background #pants-spigot #sand #weird-pants-face |
|
5,488 | 2/6/2014 | note to myself spigot: NOTE TO MYSELF
spigot: GLORYHOLES DO NOT MAKE CHANGE
spigot: WHERE CAN I WRITE TO GET MY DOLLARS BACK |
spigot |
#change #glory-hole #refund #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
|
3,194 | 8/1/2007 | note to self : Spigot the Bear will be right back after this message from our sponsor
spigot: NOTE TO SELF: LICK DICK
spigot: NOW WHERE DID I PUT THAT NOTE????????? |
spigot |
#caption #capture #dicklicking #mouse-cursor #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,413 | 6/7/2005 | nothing but clear skies pants: NOTHING BUT CLEAR SKIES, GAYNESS
pants: I LOVE IT
pants: MMMMM MMMMMMM KISSING THEIR LITTLE HEADS MMMMM |
pants |
#pants-solo #their-little-heads #weather #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
|
458 | 12/30/1999 | nothing but the face |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #face #low-res #mouth-of-pants #no-dialog #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
5,223 | 5/4/2013 | nothing dinky about them pants: DINKY DONGS
deuce: FROM THIS END THERE'S NOTHING DINKY ABOUT THEM
pants: WELL FROM 10,000 FEET THEY'RE PRETTY FUCKING SMALL: I DID THE THING WITH THE LOUNGE CHAIR AND THE BALLOONS AGAIN, THE NAVY IS NOT HAPPY
deuce: GODDAMNIT |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #balloons #deuce-pants #dinky #dongs #farts #huffy-pants #lawnchair-larry #navy |
|
6,117 | 10/29/2015 | nothing like what you asked for deuce: CAN GOOGLE SEARCH GET EVEN FUCKING SHITTER DAY BY DAY OR WHAT PEOPLE
pants: HERE'S NOTHING LIKE WHAT YOU ASKED FOR |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #stray-dot #typo #upskirt #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,067 | 4/20/2021 | nothing right deuce: WHAT SHOULD I DO IF I THINK I HAVE AIDS
deuce: NOTHING RIGHT
deuce: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, THANKS |
deuce |
#aids #black-background #deuce-solo #medical-advice |
|
8,021 | 3/5/2021 | nothing worse deuce: NOTHING WORSE THAN BEING SHOT AT 9:32 AM
spigot: BEFORE YOUR COFFEE |
deuce spigot |
#coffee #deuce-spigot #sfw #single-panel #swamp-background |
|
4,111 | 2/12/2010 | nothing wrong pants: MISTER FROG IS FULL OF HOPS
deuce: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH JERKING, ETC. |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #frog #jerking |
|
5,550 | 4/9/2014 | nothing wrong with sulu pants: HTTPS://JERKCITY.COM/TREK.JPG
spigot: WELL THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH SULU
spigot: HE'S EVEN REACHING FOR A RITALIN |
pants spigot |
#black-background #coy-pants #pants-spigot #ritalin #spigot-points #star-trek #url |
|
4,251 | 7/8/2010 | now do counter- clockwise pants: CLOCKWISE HANDJOBS |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #handjob #mountain-background #pants-solo #single-panel |
|
6,541 | 1/26/2017 | now he's asking her if she can please smile spigot: I PRAY HE DOESN'T GET ANY ON HER BEAUTIFUL FACE
spigot: OH GOD HE DID
spigot: AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE DID IT DELIBERATELY |
spigot |
#facial #kitty #porn #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
8,693 | 1/5/2023 | now hiring spigot: PENISES LOWKEY HIT DIFFERENT WHEN THEY'RE ERECT
spigot: WHAT PENISES GET RIGHT (AND WRONG) ABOUT REAR ENDS
spigot: (KLINGON) WE PREFER MONGODB
spigot: PUMPING MY GOONSTICK
spigot: STUCK A PENIS IN MY MOUTH / AND CALLED IT MACARONI
spigot: NOW HIRING DILDO POLISHERS |
#2020s-lingo #blowjob #boner #database #dildo #dildo-polishing-academy #erection #klingon #mountain-background #patriotism #penis #singing #spigot-solo #star-trek #yankee-doodle |
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4,281 | 8/7/2010 | now i must turn my back on you pants: NOW I MUST TURN MY BACK ON YOU
deuce: SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY, HERE YOU COME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #goodfellas #jizz #mousehole #sex-offender #woodring-room-background |
|
7,585 | 12/26/2019 | now i see spigot: hot diggity DONGS
spigot: D Y S W I D T
deuce: no not really
spigot: where one might have typed dogs, i avoided tired, wheezing cliched tropes and made a nimble end-run around audience expectation
deuce: okay then now I see what you did there |
deuce spigot |
#acronym #deuce-spigot #dongs #drunk-deuce #end-run #football #jean-charles #white-background |
|
3,425 | 3/19/2008 | now it's just plain old wednesday : SUCK IT, FATTY
pants: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
pants: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK HALUGHALUGHLUBAG HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR |
pants |
#bionic #pants-solo #title-mismatch #wednesday |
|
6,991 | 5/12/2018 | now listen to me spigot: T PANTS NOW LISTEN TO ME (LONG DAVID LYNCH / GORDON COLE PAUSE)
spigot: IF I
spigot: IF A;LAKSDJF;LAKSDJF |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #sfw #twin-peaks #urinal-background |
|
3,502 | 6/4/2008 | now more than ever spigot: WE COULD USE YOUR SUPPORT NOW MORE THAN EVER
spigot: RE: POST SEPT 11
spigot: IN THESE TURBULENT, CONFUSING, POST SEPT 11 TIMES |
spigot |
#9-11 #donate #donation-drive #jean-charles #mouse-cursor #sfw #spigot-solo |
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4,139 | 3/13/2010 | now or later deuce: SHOULD I JERK OFF NOW OR LATER
deuce: NOW BLBAHLBAHL BALHBAHBHLA BHLBHLABHL
deuce: OKAY AND LATER TOO BLAHBLBHLA ABHLLBHBA HLBHABH |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #jerking #planning #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,456 | 4/19/2008 | now sure what they're talking about deuce: NOW IT WILL PISS UNCONTROLLABLY
pants: THEN I WILL NOT FUCK IT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mountain-background #piss #typo |
|
6,241 | 3/15/2016 | now that's an oscillator spigot: -. .-. .-. .-. .--.
spigot: NOW THAT'S AN OSCILLATOR |
spigot |
#ham-radio #morse-code #nrrrp #radio #sfw #spigot-solo #stray-dot #urinal-background |
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4,115 | 2/16/2010 | now that's just pants: COCKS
pants: NOW THAT'S JUST
pants: YAY ROBOCOP IS ON |
pants |
#pants-solo #robocop |
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4,683 | 10/14/2011 | now that's just mean spirited spigot: I REMEMBER WHEN DEUCE USED TO BE FUNNY
deuce: T SPIGOT NOW THAT'S JUST MEAN-SPIRITED MISTER |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #sfw |
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8,917 | 8/17/2023 | now we are 25 pants: AND THEN SUDDENLY 25 YEARS HAD PASSED
pants: EH WHAT YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP I'M A LITTLE OLD MAN IN THIS YEAR OF THE LORD 2023
deuce: KYS
pants: CELEBRATION IN THE FORM OF BONEQUEST.FM 24/7 FROM 8/17 TO 8/24 + BONEQUEST.GG NOW AVAILABLE FOR PLAY
pants: PLAYING WITH MY GRANDCHILDREN IN THE TOMATO GARDEN, HAVING A HEART ATTACK, SLUMPING TO THE GROUND
spigot: MY FAITH-BASED PENIS |
#alt-text #anniversary #birthday-strip #bonequest-fm #bong #bung-deuce-effigy-hanford-ozone-pants-spigot #censored #duck #kill-yourself #kys #mountain-background #penis #spam #the-godfather #tomato |
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6,577 | 3/4/2017 | now we just take a moment spigot: T PANTS CAN YOU PLEASE ASK ME WHAT A VSR IS
pants: T SPIGOT WHAT IS A VSR
spigot: IT'S A VERY STIFF ROD
spigot: NOW WE JUST TAKE A MOMENT
spigot: WE GET USED TO IT
spigot: WE GET ACCLIMATED TO IT
spigot: WE HEAR IT SO MANY TIMES IT'S LOST ANY HUMOROUS MEANING |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #spider-man #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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1,116 | 10/21/2001 | now what pants: CANNIBALISTIC HUMANOID UNDERGROUND DWELLER SYNDROME
|
pants |
#gunmetal-background |
|
8,584 | 9/18/2022 | now who's gay spigot: I REMEMBER WHEN :TRANSGENDER_FLAG: SYMBOLIZED A PERFECT SWIRL OF AQUAFRESH ON MY TOOTHBRUSH
pants: PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO ABUSE THE SYSTEM MAKE ME SICK
deuce: WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SET UP A STRUGGLE SESSION FOR THIS
pants: MAYBE WRAP ME IN A RUG UNTIL I CALM DOWN
deuce: YOU'LL FREAK OUT AT FIRST SINCE YOU CAN'T MOVE YOUR ARMS BUT EVENTUALLY YOU'LL CALM DOWN
pants: ANYTHING TO KEEP ME FROM FLAPPING INTO THE BARE LIGHTBULB |
#angry-panel #autism #blue-background #china #coy-pants #cultural-revolution #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #low-res #moth #rug #trans #ts |
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3,688 | 12/7/2008 | now you tell him deuce: DON'T TRIP AND CHOKE YOUR OWN COCK DOWN
pants: NOW YOU TELL ME |
deuce pants |
#cocks #deuce-pants #white-background |
|
7,649 | 2/28/2020 | now you're talking deuce: piss
pants: now you're talking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! about piss |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #exclamation-points #piss #urinal-background |
|
4,242 | 6/29/2010 | now you're thinking with portals spigot: CHOCOLATE | SHOPPING | BATHING SUITS | NUTRASWEET | GAG FACTOR |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #nutrasweet #portal #sfw #spigot-solo #white-background |
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4,904 | 6/3/2012 | now you've gone and done it spigot: DAY SIX: WHEEZING A LITTLE BIT
spigot: DAY SEVEN: COCK AND NUTS FELL OFF IN THE TOILET
spigot: DAY EIGHT: MOSTLY JUST TIRED |
spigot |
#deja-vu #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #spigot-solo #toilet #white-background |
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6,364 | 7/17/2016 | nowhere near being all out of either one spigot: I CAME HERE TO LICK DICK AND SUCK PRICK AND I'M NOWHERE NEAR BEING ALL OUT OF EITHER ONE SO I'M ALL GOOD HERE
deuce: ROGER THAT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicklicking #urinal-background |
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4,731 | 12/2/2011 | ntsb deuce: BWOOP BWOOP
deuce: BWOOP BWOOP / PULL UP
deuce: BWOOP BWOOP / PULL UP |
deuce |
#aviation #deuce-solo #gcws #ntsb #sfw #sully #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,073 | 4/26/2021 | nudist colony deuce: I'M JOINING A NUDIST COLONY
deuce: GETTING KICKED OUT OF SAID COLONY FOR UNSPECIFIED REASONS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #naked #naturism #nudism #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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2,572 | 11/14/2005 | nuff said pants: THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF PROSTITUTION |
pants |
#counterstrike #pants-solo #prostitution #woodring-field-background |
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6,992 | 5/13/2018 | nugggh pants: ORGIE PORGIE GIVES RELEASE
deuce: ORGIE PORGIE WAS FRAMED
pants: NUGGGH |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #brave-new-world #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #jerkcity-rebranding #nuggh #orgy-porgy #urinal-background #xanax |
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6,194 | 1/20/2016 | null set deuce: IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF SET I'D BE THE NULL SET
deuce: I TAKE IT BACK: I'D BE A SINGLET OF YOUR CHOICE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #filler-panel #math #null-set #set-theory #sfw #urinal-background |
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8,734 | 2/15/2023 | null set spigot: SHOUTOUT TO EVERYONE HOLDING MY PENIS RIGHT NOW
deuce: NULL SET
spigot: I'M HOLDING IT FOR A FRIEND |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #masturbation #null #penis-of-spigot #urinal-background |
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2,575 | 11/17/2005 | numb pants: FUCK MY FACE NUMB PLEASE
pants: SINCE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT
pants: AND WHAT HAVE YOU
deuce: SOME MANNER OF GAY RESPONSE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #face #gay #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,966 | 2/19/2004 | number nine .(pants): OKAY I'M THINKING OF A NUMBER: 9
atandt: NINE
.(pants): OH MY GOD YOU REALLY CAN HEAR MY THOUGHTS
atandt: YES I REALLY CAN
.(pants): HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING
atandt: DUDE I KEEP TELLING YOU THIS IS A COMIC STRIP YOU'RE NOT REAL |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #fighting-irish-pose #meta #mousehole #number #sfw #thought #woodring-room-background |
|
0 | 2/29/2022 | number zero |
#bad-transcript #deuce-pants #exception #german #nine-dicks #nonexistent-date #prtable-toilet #python #starbucks-background #weird-pants-face |
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8,156 | 7/18/2021 | numeral deuce: AIR FORCE 1
deuce: I CHOOSE NOT TO SPELLTHE NUMERAL OUT
deuce: AND THAT MAKESME A TERRORIST
pants: BOMBING YOUINTO THE DUST |
deuce pants |
#bored-pants #corndog-background #deuce-pants #military #terrorism #violence |
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1,404 | 8/4/2002 | nun sense deuce: I GOTTA LEARN HOW TO FOLD THE AMERICAN FLAG LIKE THAT
spigot: WAVE ME (I'M FLUTTERING)
spigot: THEY'RE NUNS AND THEY SING AND THERE'S IMPROV
deuce: SNORING
spigot: WAKE UP AND WATCH THE NUNSENSE
deuce: ZZZ |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #improv #nunsense #sfw |
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5,391 | 10/25/2013 | nunsense spigot: VERY EXCITED ABOUT SEEING "NUNSENSE" AT THE COW PALACE
spigot: THEY'RE NUNS AND THEY SING AND DANCE AROUND
spigot: AND THERE'S A LOT OF IMPROV
spigot: ONLY IF IT WERE ME...
spigot: I'D CALL IT "NUTSENSE"
spigot: WHERE PEOPLE SING AND DANCE AROUND THEN WAIL ON MY NUTS WITH A BAT FOR HALF AN HOUR
spigot: AND SOME IMPROV
deuce: I THREW UP |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #bay-area #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #improv #nunsense #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #plant #san-francisco |
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3,239 | 9/15/2007 | nurk pants: AUUUGH
pants: SOMEBODY CRASHED A PLANE INTO JERKCITY
pants: I'M BURNING |
pants |
#pants-solo #plane #terrorism #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,143 | 2/12/2013 | nurse spigot spigot: APPLYING THE PADDLES
spigot: CLEAR
spigot: ABHABLHALBHALBHLAHBLAHHBLA |
spigot |
#nurse #physical-comedy #series #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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4,745 | 12/19/2011 | nut crunch spigot: T KELLOGGS DO YOU HAVE TO CALL IT NUT CRUNCH
spigot: IS THERE NO OTHER |
spigot |
#cereal #kelloggs #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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4,589 | 7/5/2011 | nutcracker spigot: OKAY YOU PROMISED A TRIP TO THE DEANZA FLINT CENTER FOR A PERFORMANCE OF THE NUTCRACKER AND THIS IS HARDLY A SUBSTITUTE
pants: IT'S ALL I COULD AFFORD |
pants spigot |
#deanza-college #mouse-cursor #nutcracker #pants-spigot #white-background |
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359 | 9/26/1999 | nuts net: I AM PART OF THE COMMITTEE FOR PLACING NUTS ON TOP OF OTHER NUTS
net: YOU HAVE MY PERSONAL GUARANTEE OF SAFETY AND/OR SATISFACTION
net: CMON PUT 'EM RIGHT HERE
net: SOMEDAY THAT LINE WILL WORK |
net |
#filler-panel #monty-python #net-solo #nuts #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,123 | 6/15/2021 | nuts and balls pants: NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO REVISIT MY NUTS AND BALLS
deuce: WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME
pants: NUTS AND BALLS |
deuce pants |
#balls #buttercup #deuce-pants #jizz #mountain-background #nuts #somber-deuce |
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9,076 | 1/23/2024 | nuts to that pants: ERSTWHILE
deuce: HERETOFORE
pants: GASSY
deuce: EBULLIENT
spigot: HOMPH HOMPH HOW MANY FRIES AM I HOLDING UP |
#deuce-pants-spigot #farts #fries #gassy #huffy-pants #red-background #yellow-background |
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4,171 | 4/17/2010 | nuts to that pants: THE JERKCITY ARTICLE ON WIKIPEDIA NEEDS MORE REFERENCES |
pants |
#citation-needed #meta #pants-solo #urinal-background #wikipedia |
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8,268 | 11/7/2021 | nutscraping deuce: SURE COULD USE SOME NUTSCRAPING
spigot: THANKSI DON'T DANCE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #grey-background #single-panel |
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8,904 | 8/4/2023 | nutts pants: THE PANTS MANAGEMENT BLOG
deuce: THE DEUCE LEADERSHIP SUMMIT
spigot: SPIGOT IN REPOSE
hanford: DIARRHEA |
#bored-pants #deuce-hanford-pants-spigot #diarrhea #drunk-deuce #feet-above-floor #meta #middle-management #mountain-background #rands-in-repose #rands-mentioned #somber-deuce #the-deuce |
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6,000 | 7/4/2015 | o happy day pants: 7/4 IS A SATURDAY
deuce: Y
pants: WE SHOULD PROBABLY CHECK THE MATH: 7/4 -> 1.75
deuce: CHECKS OUT
pants: LOOKS GOOD |
deuce pants |
#arithmetic #decimal-expansions #deuce-pants #fractions #independence-day #math #milestone #sfw #urinal-background #y-n |
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9,266 | 7/31/2024 | o say spigot: PLEASE RISE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF BONEQUEST
pants: AGAIN??? |
#bonequest #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #sfw #single-panel #woodring-room-background |
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544 | 3/23/2000 | o untimely death pants: I CAN'T SEE WITH THIS BLINDING WHITE LIGHT
pants: I DON'T WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN NOW !!! MY WORK IS NOT DONE HERE !!!
pants: AT LEAST PUT ME BACK ON EARTH IN THE BODY OF A COCKSUCKER |
pants |
#cocksucking #heaven #madonna #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,907 | 10/14/2006 | o untimely death! .(spigot): I'M A TAMAGOCHI
spigot: BEEP BEEP BEEP
(spigot): DICKS
spigot: BEEP BEEP BEEP
spigot: DEAD |
spigot |
#frog #gonna-fuck-me-a #mountain-background #shakespeare #spigot-solo #tamagotchi #thought #whisper |
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5,502 | 2/20/2014 | o(e^n) pants: 3-D BARCODE DO NOT WRITE IN THIS SPACE
deuce: MY LINKED LIST LOOKUP IS O(E^N) |
deuce pants |
#barcode #compsci #deuce-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,787 | 10/14/2017 | o(n) deuce: T PANTS MY BALLS ARE O(N)
pants: T DEUCE MMM |
deuce pants |
#balls #big-o-notation #black-background #computer-science #deuce-pants #deuces-balls #high-res #nuts-of-deuce #programming #single-panel |
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4,357 | 10/22/2010 | obo pants: SLIGHTLY DAMAGED
deuce: VERY MESSY BUT SERVICEABLE
pants: ONE DOLLAR OR BEST OFFER
deuce: COULD BE USED IN EMERGENCIES |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #black-background #cricket #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #sfw |
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1,381 | 7/12/2002 | obscene gerund: expletive deleted (a love story) pants: I'M PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: HERE TO LICK DICK !!!! DICK AND
pants: I'M SO VERY VERY TIRED
spigot: T PANTS USE MACROS AND PRE-RECORDED MATERIAL
pants: HOW SO
spigot: TO CREATE THE ILLUSION THAT YOU STILL GIVE A SHIT
pants: AH
spigot: JUST PHONE IT IN LIKE DEPECHE MODE
pants: OR THAT BITCH ANN COULTER
pants: OBSCENE GERUND
spigot: WHY CAN'T YOU SIT STILL
pants: VICODIN, BONGHITS, ESPRESSO, CHERRY COKES
spigot: CHERRY COKES WILL MAKE YOU GAY
pants: WAIT I'M NOT DONE
spigot: OR IN YOUR CASE
pants: CRACK (NOT MUCH, JUST A LITTLE), DEXATRIM
spigot: MY GOD YOU'VE ROLLED OVER TO 000000
spigot: YOU'RE PRACTICALLY REPUBLICAN AT THIS POINT
pants: DID YOU EVEN RUN LDCONFIG?!?!? |
pants spigot |
#a-love-story #ann-coulter #bonghit #cherry-cokes #coca-cola #coffee #comprehensively-tagged #crack #depeche-mode #dexatrim #doonesbury #espresso #funloving-nonsense #hold-still #modular-arithmetic #nonstandard-title-panel #obscene-gerund #pants-spigot #politics #republican #too-many-tags #unix #very-very-tired #vicodin #woodring-room-background |
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8,052 | 4/5/2021 | obviously forged deuce: WE WILL CELEBRATE WITH A BONGHIT |
deuce |
#bonghits #buk-buk #cow #deuce-solo #mountain-background #see-n-say #sfw #single-panel |
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7,154 | 10/22/2018 | obviously ridiculous reading glasses deuce: at the weed store do they sell (checks script, obviously ridiculous reading glasses) weed
pants: i sure hope so
pants: the last time it was just weird gay porn and gross sex toys and booths for watching videos
deuce: can't help but try again!!! |
deuce pants |
#behind-the-scenes #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #marijuana #weed #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,462 | 4/25/2008 | odd how things work out pants: T DEUCE DISNEYLAND THEN ?????
deuce: T PANTS AS LONG AS I GET TO BE ON TOP
pants: T DEUCE UH
pants: T DEUCE OKAY
pants: T DEUCE I HAD YOU DOWN FOR THAT SLOT ANYWAY
pants: ODD HOW THINGS JUST WORK OUT |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #disneyland #drunk-deuce #nom #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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5,963 | 5/28/2015 | odds are good pants: DOWN ME IN ONE GULP
deuce: YOU WILL TAKE AT LEAST 2, ODDS ARE GOOD 3
deuce: EXPECTATION VALUE: 2.83 |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #expectation-value #math #probability #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,712 | 4/2/2006 | ode to bonghits (all nine of them) pants: SOMETIMES WHEN I TAKE BONGHITS I SEE FRACTALS
ozone: YOU GAIN EXPERIENCE POINTS EACH TIME THAT HAPPENS
pants: OTHER TIMES I GET THE BUZZIES
atandt: WHICH ONE ARE YOU AGAIN
pants: THIS TIME IT'S JUST THE MUNCHIES
hanford: WHY ARE YOUR PUPILS DILATED (ALL NINE OF THEM) |
atandt hanford ozone pants |
#atandt-hanford-ozone-pants #bonequest-hd #bonghit #huffy-pants #mountain-background #which-one-are-you |
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4,039 | 11/30/2009 | ode unto twitter pants: TWITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: WOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOH
pants: FUCK YEAH WOOOO OOOOOOH MASTURBATING TO THE UNMASTURBATABLE |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #mountain-background #pants-solo |
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1,405 | 8/5/2002 | of all of the spigot: DONGS??!??! EXHAUSTED
spigot: REALLY QUITE HURRRRRRRRRR TIRED
ozone: MEMORY: REAL: 14M/54M ACT/TOT FREE: 445M SWAP: 0K/1260M USED/TOT
spigot: I DON'T GET OZONE'S JOKES |
ozone spigot |
#deja-vu #memory #ozone-spigot #unix #woodring-room-background |
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9,165 | 4/21/2024 | of all places pants: SUCKING DICK IN THE TOMB OF JESUS |
#christ-jesus #dick #dicksucking #gay #jesus #mary-magdalene #no-title-card #pants-solo #religion #single-panel #urinal-background |
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6,749 | 8/31/2017 | of all the shit in that paragraph deuce: VISCERA WAS FOUNDED IN 1980 AS A LITERARY GUILD FOR HOMOSEXUAL WRITERS WITH AN INTEREST IN GAY VAMPIRE FICTION. WE NOW MAINTAIN THE BAY AREA'S LARGEST QUEER-BASED CONTEMPORARY EXPERIMENTAL LIBRARY OF ALL THINGS GAY AND VAMPIRE-RELATED!
spigot: OF ALL THE SHIT IN THAT PARAGRAPH TO MAKE ME LAUGH IN 2017:
spigot: BAY AREA |
deuce spigot |
#bay-area #black-background #deuce-spigot #meta #null #vampire #viscera |
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3,589 | 8/30/2008 | of an : His listeners have found a personal revelation in what he has to say
deuce: I HAVE A HANGOVER I THINK I DRANK TOO MUCH
spigot: I'M A HONEY OF AN O |
deuce spigot |
#alcohol #bonequest-hi-fi #caption #cereal #cheerios #deuce-spigot #hangover #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,617 | 1/27/2020 | of course you are deuce: I'M NOT LISTENING
pants: of course you are, don't be silly |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #listening #sfw #urinal-background |
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4,116 | 2/17/2010 | of is it still masturbating dick: HMM IF A SIAMESE TWIN JERKS HIS BROTHER OF IS IT STILL MASTURBATING??????? FUCKING FAGGOTS
spigot: WHY IS THE GARAGE FILLING UP WITH PORN |
dick spigot |
#dick-spigot #faggots #masturbating #porn #typo #woodring-field-background |
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7,833 | 8/29/2020 | of one's own pants: A BUTTHOLE OF MY OWN
pants: NO, NO, LET’S GO WITH:
pants: A BUTTHOLE OF ONE’S OWN
pants: CHEF'S KISS
deuce: A BUTTHOLE TOCALL ONE'S OWN
deuce: LET'S COMMITTEE THIS MOTHERFUCKER INTO THE GROUND
pants: CAN WE GET THE PRETENTIOUS PART BEFORE THE CRUDE PART SOMEHOW
pants: SO THEN THE BUTTHOLE REALLY HITS YOU IN THE FACE
deuce: ONE'S OWN BUTTHOLE
pants: I DON’T THINK THERE’S ONE RIGHT ANSWER
pants: WE DON’T HAVE A BUDGET, WE CAN GO WITH ALL THE OPTIONS |
deuce pants |
#butthole #deuce-pants #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #feet-above-floor #huffy-pants #okay-pants-face #woodring-den-background |
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8,326 | 1/3/2022 | of yellow to brown spigot: ON A SCALE OF YELLOW TO BROWN, YELLOW BEING TINKLE
spigot: WHAT CAN I SAY, I'M A HAND HUMPING LOSER AND MY GANG SIGN IS LITERALLY MAKING AN L ON MY HEAD
spigot: CAN YOU SEE ME WIGGLING A PINKY FINGER INDICATING MY SAD, SMALL PENIS
deuce: BROWN |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #mountain-background #on-a-scale |
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777 | 11/8/2000 | off on a jag pants: CRAMCHEESE
pants: NOT AS VIOLENT AS IT COULD BE
pants: WHICH LENDS ITSELF TO THE GOOD BOOK
pants: I HAVE SEEN MANY AN UNLICKED DICK IN MY LIFETIME
pants: COLD
pants: HUNGRY DICKS
pants: WE MUST NOT LET THIS HAPPEN IN OUR AMERICA
pants: I'LL TAKE UNLICKED DICKS OVER BURNING DOWN THE MALL THANKS
pants: I'LL TAKE UNLICKED DICKS FOR $200
pants: I'LL TAKE UNLICKED DICKS UNDER MY WING AND SHOW THEM THE WAY OF THE WORLD
pants: WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT A SCRIPT NOW |
pants |
#hanford-pants #woodring-field-background |
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6,337 | 6/20/2016 | off on a rant spigot: I DON'T WANT TO GET OFF ON A RANT HERE BUT
spigot: DICKS DICKS DICKS
spigot: DID NOT GET OFF ON IT |
spigot |
#dicks #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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7,219 | 12/26/2018 | off on a rant here spigot: folks I don't want to get off on a rant here . . . . . . . . . . . .
spigot: . . . . . . . so I'll just be quiet for the remainder of the afternoon / early evening |
spigot |
#folks #politeness #quiet #rant #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,130 | 8/2/2004 | off the air deuce: WE'VE GOT TONE AND BARS
pants: HOOOOOOOOOO COUGH COUGH COUGH OOOOOOOOOOOO |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sfw #white-background |
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5,374 | 10/8/2013 | off to a good start deuce: ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS: DICKS
pants: OFF TO A GOOD START |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,462 | 10/27/2016 | off to brunch spigot: IS TODAY STILL A THING
pants: I GUESS |
pants spigot |
#apricot #brunch #pants-spigot #planning #scheduling #sfw #urinal-background |
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8,886 | 7/17/2023 | office humor deuce: GIVE INTO THE GAY SIDE
spigot: I'VE GOT TO GET ORGANIZED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: HONK
spigot: OFFICE HUMOR
deuce: RRRRRRRRRRRRR |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #gay #mountain-background #no-title-card #office-humor |