No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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8,886 | 7/17/2023 | office humor deuce: GIVE INTO THE GAY SIDE
spigot: I'VE GOT TO GET ORGANIZED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: HONK
spigot: OFFICE HUMOR
deuce: RRRRRRRRRRRRR |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #gay #mountain-background #no-title-card #office-humor |
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7,417 | 7/11/2019 | official bonequest app spigot: where's the official bq app that takes your photo and draws FAG across the bottom with an up arrow |
spigot |
#app #bonequest #bq #fag #mountain-background #single-panel #spigot-solo #trap |
|
8,806 | 4/28/2023 | officially deuce: MY CROTCHABLE AREA IS OFFICIALLY A HOOTENANNY |
#crotch #deuce-solo #lime-background #no-title-card #single-panel #transgender |
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6,960 | 4/4/2018 | officially coming out deuce: FOLKS I'M OFFICIALLY COMING OUT AS ***STRAIGHT***
pants: HOLY GOD MISTER
deuce: I MEAN ***BORED***
pants: CAN I GO HOME NOW |
deuce pants |
#black-background #deuce-pants #straight #straightness |
|
7,631 | 2/10/2020 | officially fat deuce: I am officially fat
deuce: no clothes fit well, I constantly feel uncomfortable
deuce: welp, better eat something |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #fat #fatness #retard #urinal-background |
|
6,924 | 2/27/2018 | officially tired pants: I'M OFFICIALLY TIRED OF THE WORD "TROPES"
spigot: HOW ABOUT BESPOKE |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #sfw #single-panel #tropes #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,428 | 1/4/2011 | oh boy spigot: OH BOY HERE'S SPIGOT AGAIN
spigot: PISS
: SPIGOT LEAVES |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #caption #oh-boy #piss #spigot-again #spigot-leaves #spigot-solo |
|
3,257 | 10/3/2007 | oh boy spigot: OH BOY HERE'S SPIGOT AGAIN
spigot: EITHER I CAN GET DICK HERE OR I CAN'T
spigot: STOP NICKEL AND DIMING ME ALREADY |
spigot |
#filename #oh-boy #parallels #spigot-again #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
5,382 | 10/16/2013 | oh christ fuck deuce: OH CHRIST FUCK YOU'RE STUFFING ME IN THE GENIE LAMP |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #genie #genie-lamp #woodring-field-background |
|
4,830 | 3/16/2012 | oh cruel fate pants: HURRRRRRRRRRR
pants: MY SMOOTH BONER
pants: YOU'VE DISHONORED THIS TALKER AND THIS MUD AND THIS MOO
pants: NOW YOU MUST PAY
pants: PREPARE TO DIE
pants: OF ALL THE NERVE
pants: WHAT A REVOLTING DEVELOPMENT
pants: OH CRUEL FATE |
pants |
#boner #moo #mud #pants-solo #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
|
8,959 | 9/28/2023 | oh dear spigot: PLEASE PASS THE VEGAN APPLE PRUNECAKE
spigot: OH DEAR I DROPPED IT AND STEPPED ALL OVER IT AND GOT PIZZA HUT
spigot: :MANS_SHOE: ONE MORE SMOOSH BECAUSE FUCK YOU |
#apricot-background #behind-the-scenes #emoji #food #pizza #pizza-hut #smoosh #spigot-solo #vegan #violent-disapproval |
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1,814 | 9/21/2003 | oh fuck it pants: I'D BE BUMMED IF MY BONGHITS GOT IN THE WAY OF OUR OH FUCK IT I HATE YOU (BONG NOISES) |
pants |
#bong-noises #bonghit #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
1,320 | 5/13/2002 | oh glorious hole net: I HAVE HAD SEX WITH 5000 DIFFERENT FILTHY HOLES IN BOOKSTORE WALLS
pants: 5000 AND ..... ONE |
net pants |
#glory-hole #net-pants #retrospective #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,894 | 5/23/2012 | oh god pants: CAN YOU SEE I'M PLAYING DUCK DUCK DEUCE
pants: HOW DO YOU OH GOD
pants: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
pants: PLUMP DUMPLINGS
deuce: I ALWAYS WIN THIS GAME |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #black-background #deuce-pants #duck #duck-duck-deuce #duck-duck-goose #dumplings #plump |
|
6,091 | 10/3/2015 | oh god all over again spigot: BLAM BLAM BLAM
spigot: BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM OH GOD ALL OVER AGAIN
spigot: WE SHOULDA SWEPT THE BUILDING |
spigot |
#current-events #gay-wrestling-background #nsfw #photo-background #physical-comedy #spigot-solo #their-little-heads |
|
2,160 | 9/28/2004 | oh god now what pants: KNEEPADS: CHECK
pants: RUNNING SHOES: CHECK
pants: GOGGLES: CHECK |
pants |
#kneepads #mmm-yeah-oooh-boy #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,387 | 10/21/2013 | oh god oh god deuce: I HAVE TO PEE
deuce: WHAT DO I DO
deuce: OH GOD OH GOD |
deuce |
#cheese-bread #deuce-solo #piss #stray-dot #woodring-field-background |
|
4,417 | 12/24/2010 | oh god we're rolling spigot: IN MY MINIVAN WITH MY HAPPY MUSIC ON THE WAY TO JERKCITY?!?!?!?!?!
spigot: OH GOD WE'RE ROLLING
spigot: BONK * CRASH * FLIP * SPLASH |
spigot |
#car-crash #minivan #mouse-cursor #physical-comedy #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,995 | 9/6/2012 | oh god you're a monster deuce: DON'T THINK JUST KISS ME
pants: NOT IF YOU TAKE MONEY FROM GEORGE SOROS
deuce: BUT ONLY A LITTLE
pants: ALSO TAKE OFF YOUR HIJAB AND LET ME SEE YOUR PRETTY PRETTY OH GOD YOU'RE A MONSTER
deuce: LOVE GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO BE FREE
pants: OH GOD TENACLES AND TOO MANY EYES AND A BEAK |
deuce pants |
#deja-vu #deuce-pants #george-soros #monster #typo #yellow-background |
|
4,367 | 11/1/2010 | oh hell yes pants: I KNOW WHY THE CAGED BONG BUBBLES |
pants |
#bong #maya-angelou #pants-solo #paul-laurence-dunbar |
|
5,332 | 8/21/2013 | oh it's on spigot: PICARD CAN BEAT KIRK'S FAT LIMPY ASS AND LEGS INTO THE TOILET |
spigot |
#deuce-spigot #kirk #picard #star-trek #toilet #uncredited-character #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,118 | 7/21/2004 | oh man july just fucking goes on and on like some unstoppable month pants: IF I COULD JUST PLEASE HAVE YOUR ATTENTION FOR ONE MINUTE PLEASE I HAVE SOME ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE
pants: DEUCE, INFANTRY, FIRST DIVISION, SHIP OUT AT 04:00
pants: THAT IS ALL |
deuce pants |
#announcement #army #deuce-pants #july #white-background |
|
7,607 | 1/17/2020 | oh mercy pants: oh mercy
pants: which one of you strapping young bucks will catch my fall
pants: feelin' chunky |
pants |
#chunky #coy-pants #fatness #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,941 | 5/6/2015 | oh my yes deuce: STATE OF EMERGENCY
deuce: NATIONAL GUARD MOBILIZED
deuce: ACTIVATING ROBOCOP |
deuce |
#baltimore-riots #deuce-solo #robocop #sfw #urinal-background |
|
8,665 | 12/8/2022 | oh no pants: OH NO I BROKE MY DANGER HIPTOP SIDEKICK |
#cell-phone #datacenter-background #mobile-phone #pants-solo #phone #sfw #smartphone #technology |
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3,215 | 8/22/2007 | oh no not again pants: ATTENTION
pants: CLEAR ALL CHANNELS FOR POSSIBLE EMERGENCY RE-ENTRY
pants: OH NO NOT AGAIN |
pants |
#dj-rapekit #green-background #huffy-pants #pants-solo #sfw #toilet #toilet-pig |
|
6,811 | 11/7/2017 | oh probably deuce: WHAT ABOUT MARTIAN DICKS
pants: WHAT IF YOU STOPPED TIME AND BROKE YOUR NECK TRYING TO LICK YOUR OWN DICK
pants: ARE WE JUST ALL STUCK THE |
deuce pants |
#alexa #aliens #autofellatio #deuce-pants #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #injury #porn #urinal-background |
|
3,899 | 7/6/2009 | oh shit net: YOU'RE GONNA GET IT NOW
deuce: OH SHIT |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #get-it #oh-shit #urinal-background |
|
3,900 | 7/7/2009 | oh shit deuce: I HOPE YOU GO EASIER ON MY NUTS THAN USUAL
net: REPEAT AFTER ME: SLURP SLURP SLURP |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #oh-shit #urinal-background |
|
3,901 | 7/8/2009 | oh shit atandt: T DEUCE I MUST QUESTION YOUR AUTHORITY IN THIS MATTER
deuce: T ATANDT DON'T FIGHT YOUR URGES |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #drunk-deuce #oh-shit #sfw #single-panel #title-mismatch |
|
3,902 | 7/9/2009 | oh shit spigot: JERKING MY WAY THROUGH ART SCHOOL |
spigot |
#mouse-cursor #oh-shit #spigot-solo #title-mismatch #urinal-background |
|
3,903 | 7/10/2009 | oh shit : Windows
: ed. To continue:
: rn to Windows, or
: to restart your computer. If you do this,
: nsaved information in all open applications.
: 00002060
: Press any key to continue _ |
deuce pants |
#bsod #oh-shit #title-mismatch #uncategorized-background #windows |
|
3,898 | 7/5/2009 | oh shit deuce: OH SHIT
deuce: NO NOT THE MOUTH PLEASE
deuce: PLEASE MOUTHABLES BHALBHLABHL |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #mouth #mouthables #oh-shit #urinal-background |
|
4,382 | 11/16/2010 | oh that divine miss bette midler spigot: OH THAT DIVINE MISS BETTE MIDLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: OH THAT SUPERSTAR BARBRA STREISAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: OH THE HILARIOUS CAMP OF THE WIZARD OF OZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: OH THAT LUSCIOUS TOILET PLUNGER BREAKING IN HALF AND GETTING SHOVED UP MY USELESS FANNY |
spigot |
#barbra-streisand #celebrity #filler-panel #low-res #plunger #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
149 | 3/10/1999 | oh the humanity pants: YOU PROMISED UBERDONGS
pants: I ONLY SEE THIS DIRTY BUCKET OF DONGS HERE
pants: WHAT HAVE WE WROUGHT |
pants |
#bucket #dongs #pants-solo #uberdongs #woodring-den-background |
|
9,057 | 1/4/2024 | oh the places you'll go pants: SUCKING DICK ON MONSTER ISLAND
pants: SHORT TUGBOAT TRIP TO ISLE OF NABOOMBU FOR LUNCH (JUST LUNCH)
pants: SUCKING DICK ON KONG ISLAND
pants: JUST AN 18 HOUR PLANE RIDE TO THE ISLAND OF DOCTOR MOREAU TO SUCK SOME APE-MAN DICK
pants: NOW I'M SUCKING DICK AT CLUB PENGUIN |
#coy-pants #dicksucking #dr-seuss #islands #pants-solo #science-fiction #weird-pants-face #yellow-background |
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9,286 | 8/20/2024 | oh to be young again pants: WHY IS IT WRONG
pants: WHY NOT INDULGE YOURSELF HALGHLGHAG
pants: VIVA LA PANTS |
#bored-pants #cocksucking-noises #pants #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
||
1,843 | 10/20/2003 | oh waiter deuce: HURBLE BURBLE
deuce: I NEED A MOUTHING OVER HERE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #hurble-burble #mouth #mouthing #somber-deuce #veal #waiter #woodring-field-background |
|
2,001 | 3/26/2004 | oh well spigot: OH
spigot: WELL
spigot: I'VE
spigot: GOT A BIG ERECTION / IN MY PANTS
spigot: IN MY PANTS
spigot: YES I'VE GOT A BIG ERECTION / IN MY PANTS
spigot: (IN MY PANTS)
spigot: YES I'VE -- HANG ON
pants: NEXT SLIDE PLEASE |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #singing #woodring-room-background |
|
2,146 | 9/14/2004 | oh what a feeling indeed pants: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MY EYE NOW I'M MORE THAN HALF BLIND
pants: I SHOULD HAVE NEVER SASSED THAT COCK
pants: BUT OH WHAT A FEELING |
pants |
#blindness #cock #cock-sassing #coy-pants #huffy-pants #pants-implying-that-he-has-two-eyes #pants-solo #sass #sauce #woodring-field-background |
|
1,284 | 4/7/2002 | oh won't you shut up ozone: IT SEEMS PANTS CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT THE UPCOMING SPIDER-MAN MOVIE
ozone: OH WON'T YOU SHUT UP
pants: MY VACUUM CLEANER BROKE AGAIN AND ALSO I MIGHT BE GAY |
ozone pants |
#gay #movies #ozone-pants #spider-man #vacuum-cleaner #woodring-field-background |
|
4,791 | 2/3/2012 | oh yeah that's right spigot: YOU'RE SMOTHERING ME IN THIS RELATIONSHIP
deuce: OH YEAH THAT'S RIGHT YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A SKULL WITH A MOUTH NEVER MIND |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #mountain-background #relationship |
|
2,935 | 11/13/2006 | oh yeah well pants: PANTS IV: IN SEARCH OF COCK
deuce: OH YEAH WELL DEUCE IV: THE QUEST FOR PISS |
deuce pants |
#dc-comics #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #mountain-background #piss #sex-pit #star-trek #superman |
|
1,705 | 6/1/2003 | oh you do not spigot: T PANTS I'VE GOT PHOTOS OF YOU GETTING GAY IN THE BACK ROOM
pants: T SPIGOT OH YOU DO NOT IT WAS TOO DARK IN THERE FOR PICTURES TO COME OUT PROPERLY |
pants spigot |
#99e99 #blackmail #coy-pants #gay #photos #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,177 | 8/8/2021 | oh you'll know pants: HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO DO THIS
deuce: YOU'LL KNOWWHEN I'M DONE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mountain-background #sfw #single-panel |
|
2,785 | 6/15/2006 | ohno. wait wait come back effigy: I THINK I'VE LOST MY ERECTION
inebriated crustacean: THEN GET OUT |
effigy |
#bonequest-hi-fi #effigy-solo #inebriated-crustacean #mousehole #timestamp #uncredited-character #woodring-room-background |
|
5,568 | 4/27/2014 | okay deuce: OKAY
ozone: HEY THIS ISN'T THE DEUCE
deuce: OKAY
ozone: JUST SOME GUY WITH APHASIA
ozone: WHERE'S THE DEUCE?
deuce: OKAY |
deuce ozone |
#deja-vu #deuce-ozone #drunk-deuce #repetition #sfw #some-guy-with-aphasia #the-deuce #woodring-field-background |
|
7,588 | 12/29/2019 | okay guess what spigot: PISS BOAT
deuce: TOOT TOOT
pants: CHUG CHUG
spigot: CHOO CHOO (OKAY GUESS WHAT PISS RELATED MODE OF TRANSPORTATION I AM) |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #irc #mountain-background #piss #transportation |
|
965 | 5/18/2001 | okay madonna spigot: OKAY MADONNA!!!!!!!! WE ALL GET THE IDEA!!!!!! YOUR LOVE JUST KEEPS GETTING PUSHED OVER THE GOD DAMN BORDERLINE |
spigot |
#mountain-background |
|
6,017 | 7/21/2015 | okay now spigot: OPTIMIZED FOR DICKS
spigot: WAIT
spigot: OKAY NOW I AM OPTIMIZED FOR DICKS !!!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#dicks #dress #software #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,766 | 1/9/2012 | okay now spigot: OKAY NOW I'M AN AMBULANCE
spigot: OKAY NOW I'M A SCHOOLBUS ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
spigot: HEY LOOK AT ALL THE POLYGONS MMF URF STUFFING DONUTS INTO ME |
spigot |
#diarrhea-background #food #polygons #sfw #spigot-solo #stuffing #uncategorized-background |
|
6,864 | 12/29/2017 | okay okay already deuce: IT'S COLD
pants: PISSING
deuce: SOMEONE HOLD ME
pants: PISSING!!!
deuce: I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME
pants: PISSING!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: OKAY OKAY ALREADY
deuce: JEEZ |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #neon-grid-background #piss |
|
3,602 | 9/12/2008 | okay people: head spigot: TRYING TO OVERLOAD += HERE
deuce: OKAY PEOPLE: HEAD
spigot: SO MOUTH += STRINGPTR(BALLS) SHOULD WORK BUT I NEED MORE MEMORY
spigot: ALSO NEED MORE FOODS WITH EXCLAMATION POINTS
deuce: SOMEONE SIGHUPPED MY MOUTH |
deuce spigot |
#balls #c #deuce-spigot #programming #unix #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,429 | 3/23/2008 | okay quiet no talking spigot: OKAY QUIET NO TALKING DURING MACNEIL/LEHRER
deuce: DON'T TRY AND FOOL US SPIGOT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THAT STUFF
spigot: TRYING TO LEARN ABOUT BONSIA AND CHEVENESERESSCHIHA |
deuce spigot |
#current-events #deuce-spigot #foreign-affairs #pbs-newshour #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
3,640 | 10/20/2008 | okay shut up shut up shut up shut up pants: NOBODY CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM
pants: OKAY SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP |
pants |
#duh #pants-solo #screaming #sfw #shut-up #woodring-field-background |
|
5,573 | 5/2/2014 | okay thanks i thought so deuce: NEED A QUESTION ANSWERED URGENTLY
deuce: IF THERE'S A SHEMALE BUT IT HAS BUNNY EARS THEN IT'S NOT GAY RIGHT
deuce: OKAY THANKS I THOUGHT SO (STILL GAY)
deuce: 50.00001% FEMALE OR MALE OR IS IT LIKE HAVING A PLURALITY BUT NOT A MAJORITY
deuce: BUT YOU STILL WIN (NOT GAY)
deuce: DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT BUT I'M TOTALLY NOT GAY
pants: GROSS, DUDE
deuce: I WAS ASKING FOR A FRIEND |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #bunny #deuce-pants #gay-theory #huffy-pants #not-gay #porn #shemales #ts #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,494 | 9/26/2019 | okay then spigot: HERE WE GO / HERE WE GO / HERE WE GO / AGAIN
spigot: GIRLS WHAT'S MY WEAKNESS / MATH
spigot: ALSO I TALK DURING SHOWS |
spigot |
#math #salt-n-pepa #shoop #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
413 | 11/17/1999 | okay then deuce: GIRLS WHAT'S MY WEAKNESS
spigot: COCKS
pants: OKAY THEN |
deuce pants spigot |
#cocks #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #low-res #salt-n-pepa #shoop #top-title-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,059 | 8/25/2001 | okay to be gay spigot: ME AND THE MISSUS HAD A GOOD CRY AND IT TURNS OUT IT'S OKAY THAT I'M GAY
spigot: CAN I PLEASE STAY IN YOUR HOUSE UNTIL MARCH
deuce: WHEEEE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #gay #wife #woodring-field-background |
|
3,788 | 3/17/2009 | okay tonight pants: POOR BERNIE MADOFF
deuce: I HOPE HE'S OKAY TONIGHT |
deuce pants |
#bernie-madoff #deuce-pants #sfw #urinal-background |
|
2,208 | 11/14/2004 | okay too deuce: WHERE'S THE POT YOU WERE GOING TO SELL ME
spigot: I THOUGHT YOU WANTED ME JUST TO USE YOUR MONEY AND BUY BURGERS AND THEN SMOKE IT MYSELF
deuce: OH WELL I GUESS THAT'S OKAY
spigot: T DEUCE BY BURGERS I OF COURSE MEAN BONERS
deuce: OH WELL I GUESS THAT'S OKAY TOO |
deuce spigot |
#boner #burger #deuce-spigot #fraud #marijuana #munchies #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,943 | 3/18/2018 | okay, home spigot: OKAY, HOME TO CUT MY DICK OFF |
spigot |
#bobbitt #empty-auditorium-background #genital-mutilation #high-res #single-panel #spigot-solo |
|
9,086 | 2/2/2024 | old deuce: WELL I SURE SLEPT LIKE SHIT
dick: AND I DIDN'T POOP VERY WELL
pants: WHAT
deuce: RIOTING
dick: NO TOO TIRED, HAVE TO NAP
deuce: JEALOUS
pants: WHAT
pants: HOLD ON MY HEARING AID IS OFF
pants: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
pants: MAYBE JUST WRITE DOWN YOUR REQUEST AND BURY IT IN THE FOREST |
#aging #deafness #deuce-dick-pants #mountain-background #naps #no-title-card #poop #sleep |
||
917 | 3/30/2001 | old deuce: I AM EXPERIENCING THE PARADOX OF TIME DILATION DUE TO SPECIAL RELATIVITY
pants: I'M OLD
deuce: YOU HAVE BEEN HERE PATIENTLY WAITING FOR ME ALL THIS TIME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,410 | 11/16/2013 | old man cap pants: T SPIGOT WHY CAN'T IT BE MY AL CAPONE CAP WHY DOES IT GOTTA BE THE OLD MAN CAP
spigot: HORSEPLAY |
pants spigot |
#cap #horseplay #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,680 | 12/23/2022 | old man problems deuce: I JUST UNPACKED SOME BOXES OF NOODLE SOUP AND PUT THEM ON A HIGH SHELF AND NOW I'M WINDED AND DIZZY |
#aging #deuce-solo #dizzy #fatness #sfw #soup #woodring-stairs-background |
||
1,687 | 5/14/2003 | old mc donald spigot: OLD MCDONALD HAD A PRICK
spigot: E I OW
spigot: OWWWWWWWWWW |
spigot |
#nursery-rhyme #ow #physical-comedy #singing #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
7,749 | 6/6/2020 | old yeller spigot: YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL ********** WORLDSTAR ********** JUST CAUSE I'M LICKING A DICK |
spigot |
#asterisks #dicklicking #full-metal-jacket #spigot-solo #white-background #worldstarhiphop |
|
6,485 | 11/21/2016 | olive garden pants: CAN WE GO TO OLIVE GARDEN
spigot: IF WE PRACTICE AND REMAIN IN THE AGREED-UPON SOPRANOS CHARACDIBS ON GAY VITO
pants: I CALL PAULIE
deuce: HURRR MEADOW |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #minecraft #olive-garden #the-sopranos #typo #urinal-background |
|
7,474 | 9/6/2019 | omg fuh dick: uh
deuce: omg
pants: fuh
spigot: unsubscribe |
deuce dick pants spigot |
#black-background #deuce-dick-pants-spigot #high-res #mailing-list #sfw #shrug #single-panel |
|
7,568 | 12/9/2019 | on a planet made of dog shit spigot: how about darth vader uses baby yoda as a fleshlight on a planet made of dog shit |
spigot |
#baby-yoda #darth-vader #dogshit #fleshlight #spigot-solo #star-wars #urinal-background |
|
5,005 | 9/22/2012 | on a saturday spigot: SENNNNNNNNNNNNNNURK
pants: I AM SWAYING IN THE BREEZE |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #pants-spigot #saturday #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,574 | 6/19/2011 | on a scale from spigot: I WISH SOMEONE WOULD HONESTLY RATE MY DONG ON A SCALE FROM DICKS TO PRICKS |
spigot |
#dicks #dongs #on-a-scale #pricks #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
1,497 | 11/4/2002 | on an outpost at the edge of space spigot: A RENEGADE COP ON AN OUTPOST AT THE EDGE OF SPACE
spigot: IN A WORLD IN THE LAND BEFORE TIME FORGOT
spigot: FORUMS, BLOGS |
spigot |
#blogs #bonequest-hd #forums #future #internet #science-fiction #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
7,093 | 8/22/2018 | on behalf of all teapots deuce: I'm a little teapot
pants: are you
deuce: I am
deuce: would a teapot lie to you
pants: ya might
deuce: on behalf of all teapots I am offended at your insinuation |
deuce pants |
#colorbars-background #deuce-pants #red-background #series #sfw #teapot #test-pattern |
|
2,476 | 8/9/2005 | on being owned pants: YOU CAN OWN ME BUT WITHOUT THE 0 AND DEFINITELY WITHOUT THE P
pants: ALSO NO FUNNY COMBINATIONS (P BEFORE 0, P IN PLACE OF 0 OR O)
pants: I'LL JUST LIE BACK AND THINK OF ENGLAND (FOR SOME REASON) |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #england #leetspeak #pants-solo #pwn #sfw |
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2,540 | 10/13/2005 | on call spigot: I KEEP MY PAGER CLIPPED BETWEEN MY NUTS LIKE A STAPLE
spigot: SO IF ANYONE FROM WORK NEEDS ME I'LL KNOW
spigot: WHEN MY PAGER VIBRATES I GET A NOSEBLEED AND A BONER |
spigot |
#boner #cbt #jizzed-up #nosebleed #nuts-of-spigot #pager #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,971 | 6/5/2015 | on dicklicking deuce: JUST KEEP ADDING BATCHES OF 100 UNTIL IT SLOWS DOWN, THEN EXERCISE JUDGEMENT
pants: THAT'S EXACTLY THE SPHERE OF RESPONSIBILITY THAT SHOULD BE BESTOWED UPON ME: EXERCISING JUDGEMENT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicklicking #drugs #plant #woodring-field-background |
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1,764 | 7/30/2003 | on engineering quality effigy: I AM BQ QA
deuce: BUT YOU HAVE PRIDE
deuce: SO YOU'RE BQ QE
deuce: YOU DON'T ASSURE QUALITY, YOU ENGINEER QUALITY
deuce: WITH YOUR PRIDE ?️? |
deuce effigy |
#bq #deuce-effigy #emoji #engineering #mountain-background #pride #rainbow |
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5,168 | 3/10/2013 | on fatness net: I MUST EAT MORE OTHERWISE I WON'T GET FAT ENOUGH
deuce: T NET THE WAY I SEE IT DURING THE TIMES WHEN YOU'RE NOT EATING YOU'RE ACTUALLY *LOSING* WEIGHT
deuce: SO IT MAKES SENSE TO PORK UP
net: YAY NOT JUST FROZEN PIZZA BUT LEFTOVER FROZEN PIZZA |
deuce net |
#angry-panel #deuce-net #doop #fatness #minecraft #pizza #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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7,534 | 11/5/2019 | on fire spigot: my foot is on fire but everyone thinks it's leaves |
spigot |
#fire #foot #leaves #meta #sfw #spigot-solo #visual-humor #woodring-field-background |
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7,368 | 5/23/2019 | on freezing piss pants: i like the piss sticks made fresh not the frozen ones
deuce: but freezing piss is the only way to make it solid???
pants: you can also give them a stern look and they go into stick form right away and if that doesn't work ask to speak to their manager
deuce: the husband of the manager
pants: a woman manager??????????????????? <h1>give me a break</h1> |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #grey-background #html #manager #piss |
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979 | 6/1/2001 | on golden pond pants: LET'S TOUCH DICKS
spigot: CAN I BORROW A STEPHEN KING NOVEL OR POSSIBLY A NOVELLA
spigot: SERIOUSLY IT'S A LONG TRAIN RIDE BACK TO WHEREVER IT IS I'M GOING AND I'D REALLY LIKE SOME COMPANY
pants: FOR GOD'S SAKE LET US TOUCH DICKS BEFORE THE SUN COMES UP AND WE TURN INTO DUST OR PUMPKINS OR MICE OR WHATEVER
spigot: CARRIE'S SHINING TOMMYKNOCKERS |
pants spigot |
#mousehole #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
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3,556 | 7/28/2008 | on hold pants: MOSTLY THE URINE
pants: YES I KNOW IT'S AN AWFUL MESS
pants: AGAIN, I'D HAVE TO SAY MOSTLY THE URINE |
pants |
#pants-solo #urine #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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765 | 10/27/2000 | on holiday atandt: HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY
atandt: DON'T FORGET TO LAUGH AT A DISABLED VETERAN
atandt: THEY KILLED INNOCENT CHILDREN FOR YOU
deuce: THAT'S COOL
spigot: DID YOU LOSE YOUR LEGS SUCKING COCK IN A BATH HOUSE |
atandt deuce spigot |
#atandt #atandt-deuce-spigot #bathhouse #cock #cocksucking #deuce #holiday #memorial-day #mountain-background #spigot |
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8,436 | 4/23/2022 | on lasagna deuce: LASAGNA IS SO FUCKING GOOD
pants: SUCKING THINGS
deuce: MMM LASAGNA |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #food #lasagna #sucking #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,531 | 10/4/2005 | on line spigot: I'M ONLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: URF HUHHHHH
spigot: OFFLINE |
spigot |
#blur #edited #hhhhh #internet #offline #online #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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3,620 | 9/30/2008 | on making babies : According to legend, alcohol was the principal factor contributing to Gay City's next upheaval.
pants: SMALL PILES OF SHIT ON A BAKING TRAY, PUT IN OVEN
deuce: PRETTY SURE THAT'S HOW THE WHOLE PROCESS WORKS ANYWAY
deuce: IF YOU LIKE BURNT SHIT ON YOUR HANDS I GUESS
pants: BUM ME OUT |
deuce pants |
#alcohol #caption #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gay #gay-city #shit #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
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3,379 | 2/2/2008 | on my chin deuce: LET'S REVERSE ENGINEER MY BALLS
bung: IS THE GOAL LARGER/FASTER BALLS OR CHEAPER BALLS?
deuce: T BUNG THE GOAL IS TO FIGURE OUT HOW THEY WORK !!!!! DUH
bung: T DEUCE THEY WORK LIKE THIS:
bung: SMACK SMACK SMACK ON MY CHIN |
bung deuce |
#balls #bung-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,176 | 11/13/2018 | on my own terms spigot: licking dick on my own terms!!!!! and at orchard supply |
spigot |
#dicklicking #frog #madness #orchard-supply-hardware #self-actualization #single-panel #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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8,733 | 2/14/2023 | on second thought pants: DROWN ME IN THE DROWNING BUCKET
deuce: BEATIFY ME
deuce: ON SECOND THOUGHT NOW THAT I'VE LOOKED THAT WORD UP NEVER MIND |
#definitions #deuce-pants #drowning-bucket #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,626 | 8/11/2011 | on the count of three spigot: ON THE COUNT OF THREE EVERYONE LICK DICK
spigot: MEVER MINB |
pants spigot |
#dicklicking #dicks #no #pants-spigot #white-background |
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995 | 6/18/2001 | on the edge of forever spigot: MY DONG IS TRULY ON THE EDGE OF FOREVER |
spigot |
#dong #moon-background #spigot-solo |
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4,611 | 7/27/2011 | on the history spigot: I'M BUSY STUDYING UP ON THE HISTORY OF BLACK COCK |
spigot |
#black-cock #history #spigot-solo #upskirt #white-background |
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1,145 | 11/19/2001 | on the horn pants: I REALLY NEED TO SPEAK WITH THE REAL TUPAC THIS TIME
pants: YES, I'LL HOLD |
pants |
#woodring-field-background |
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3,463 | 4/26/2008 | on the horn with technical support spigot: SOMETHING WITH THE AM BEING FM
spigot: WAIT THAT'S A CLOCK RADIO
spigot: COMPUTER'S IN MY ROOM HANG ON
spigot: OKAY NOW I HAVE THE COMPUTER ON THE FUTON WITH ME
spigot: TURNS OUT I JUST HAD MY HEAD IN THE TOILET |
spigot |
#radio #spigot-solo #tech-support #toilet #urinal-background |
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8,042 | 3/26/2021 | on the moon spigot: DID YOU PUT BONEQUEST ON THE MOON AS A PRANK |
spigot |
#black-background #homosexuality #moon #politics #prank #sfw #single-panel #space-travel #spigot-solo |
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4,945 | 7/18/2012 | on the moon pants: POOLS OF DICK AWAIT ME ON THE MOON
pants: NOTHING'S GOING TO STOP ME FROM CHOKING ALL OF THESE DOWN AT ONCE
spigot: BUT I HAD THREE BAGELS IN THE FRIDGE?!?!?! |
pants spigot |
#bagels #dick #moon #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
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6,044 | 8/17/2015 | on the road spigot: OKAY HERE I HAVE AN ORDINARY EVERYDAY DOLLAR BILL
spigot: NOW WATCH, I'LL TAKE BOTH EN
spigot: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
spigot: CONSIDER THIS DECK OF CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR |
spigot |
#birthday-strip #empty-auditorium-background #magic #sfw #spigot-solo |
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4,873 | 5/1/2012 | on the train tracks spigot: MY MOUTH REMAINS UNLOCKED DURING BUSINESS HOURS
spigot: IF 7-11'S ARE OPEN 24 HOURS, WHY CAN'T I STOP SUCKING COCK ON THE TRAIN TRACKS |
spigot |
#7-eleven #cocksucking #grey-background #spigot-solo |