spigot: ON THE WHOLE I FIND YOUR BONER COMPLETELY DISRUPTIVE

pants: PUNCH THINGS pants: NO, WAIT: pants: SUCK THINGS

bung: T DEUCE WANNA TOUCH DICKS? deuce: T BUNG I DON'T SEE WHY NOT deuce: WE ARE AN ARCLIGHT EXCEPT THE PROBES ARE MADE OF DICK INSTEAD OF CARBON AND INSTEAD OF ELECTRICITY IT'S JIZZ AND LOVE deuce: SO I GUESS IT'S NOT REALLY AN ARCLIGHT AFTER ALL

spigot: on which neighborhood properties are the prostitutes buried spigot: give me a rough Zestimate

deuce: SHITTING WHERE YOU EAT ONCE AGAIN pants: BUT SHIT IS WHAT I EAT

spigot: I NEED AN APP THAT WILL PING ME ONCE AN HOUR TO SAY STOP EATING spigot: T PANTS BTW THANKS FOR THE BREAD

spigot: once and for all: does tim conway's death seriously mean no more dorf

pants: THAT WAS BEFORE I RAPED THE PRIEST AND FED THE PIGEONS spigot: I'VE HEARD THAT ONE ONCE OR TWICE (THREE TIMES)

net: DICKS ON IN AROUND OVER UNDER NEAR ME net: AND THE OTHER PREPOSITIONS TOO deuce: THERE ARE LOTS YOU'LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH THEM ONE AT A TIME net: DICKS ABOUT ME net: DICKS BESIDES ME net: DICKS INSIDE ME net: DICKS SINCE ME net: DICKS ABOVE ME net: DICKS ACROSS ME net: DICKS AS NATIONAL HERITAGE net: DICKS AFTER ME net: DICKS AGAINST ME net: DICKS ALONG ME net: DICKS AMONG ME net: DICKS AROUND ME net: DICKS AT ME net: DICKS BEFORE ME net: DICKS BEHIND ME net: DICKS VS. COMMON SENSE net: DICKS BENEATH ME net: DICKS BESIDE ME net: DICKS BETWEEN ME net: DICKS BEYOND ME net: DICKS BUT ME net: DICKS BY ME net: DICKS CONCERNING ME net: DICKS DESPITE ME net: DICKS CRAWLING WITH AIDS net: DICKS DOWN ME net: DICKS DURING ME net: DICKS EXCEPT ME net: DICKS EXCEPTING ME net: DICKS FOR ME net: DICKS FROM ME net: DICKS IN ME net: DICKS INTO ME net: DICKS WITHOUT BORDERS net: DICKS OVER ME net: DICKS PAST ME net: DICKS REGARDING ME net: DICKS ROUND ME pants: AWWW YEAH pants: GO TEAM net: DICKS THROUGH ME deuce: MAN WHAT A FAG net: DICKS THROUGHOUT ME net: DICKS TILL ME net: DICKS TO ME : NET TAKES A DRINK OF WATER net: DICKS TOWARD ME net: DICKS UNDER ME net: DICKS UNDERNEATH ME net: DICKS UNTIL ME net: DICKS UP ME net: DICKS UPON ME net: DICKS WITH ME pants: HIGH SCORE!!! ENTER YOUR INITIALS net: DICKS WITHIN ME

deuce: WATCH ME AS I ROLL THIS BALL DOWN THIS INCLINED PLANE deuce: AND deuce: THE BALL MYSTERIOUSLY ENDS UP IN MY ASS

spigot: six months ago my doctor informed me my ass is haunted spigot: six months ago my doctor informed me my ass is haunted spigot: today my balls keep going boo spigot: not a great Q4 deuce: it's just one damn thing after another spigot: may i take a candy cane deuce: You've used 100% of your 1024 GB monthly data plan.

spigot: WALKING AROUND LIKE I'M THE LICK OF THE DICK spigot: ONE DOOR LEADS TO FREEDOM AND THE OTHER DOOR LEADS TO DEATH BUT ONE GUARD ALWAYS TELLS THE TRUTH AND THE OTHER GUARD ALWAYS LIES!!!! SO WHAT QUESTION DO YOU ASK SO YOU GET TO LICK BOTH OF THEIR DICKS

spigot: 1-800-URINE ISN'T EVEN SEVEN DDDDD OH JESUS YOU'RE SOAKING ME pants: I CAN'T WEAR THESE CLOTHES TO WORK TOMORROW DUE TO YOUR WETTING spigot: THIS CLASS IS HARD

spigot: T DEUCE I THINK IN MY WHOLE LIFE I'VE HAD MAYBE TWO BONERS deuce: T SPIGOT NOW I KNOW THAT'S NONSENSE YOU'VE HAD MY BONER AT LEAST FIFTY-TWO TIMES

pants: ONE FOR THE CROW, PLEASE pants: WHAT pants: ALL RIGHT FINE ONE FOR HIGHLANDER IV THEN pants: WHAT ?!??! WHEN ???? pants: SIGH pants: DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING AT ALL WITH VAMPYRES OR SWORDSMEN pants: MAYBE THE VAMPYRES HAVE SWORDS pants: COULD YOU JUST PLEASE TAKE A CRAP IN MY MOUTH THEN

spigot: WELL THAT'S ONE FOR THE MONEY spigot: TWO TO LICK DICK spigot: STOPPING THERE

spigot: [A [A [A spigot: THAT'S THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING (OKAY SLAPPING) spigot: TELL PANTS (MY NUTS AND ASS)

deuce: I AM ONE HOT FAGGOT spigot: YOU'RE TELLING ME OW OW

pants: ONE HOUR MARTINIZING deuce: IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT I-- (NO IT IS NOT) deuce: TOO SICK TO SUCK pants: NOT SICK ENOUGH NOT TO SUCK

pants: AND A ONE AND A TWO AND A pants: COCKS pants: COCKS pants: COCKS pants: COCKS pants: COCKS pants: FUNNY atandt: ONE IF MY LAND AND TWO IF BY FACE pants: THEY USUALLY ARRIVE BY NOW

deuce: HURRAY deuce: IF THEY DIDN'T GIVE US SO MUCH LIP IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN atandt: DUMB IN THE TITS deuce: THAT'S MY CATCHPHRASE atandt: T DEUCE HERE'S A QUARTER deuce: ROYALTIES

effigy: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NANOMETER AND A KILOMETER deuce: ONE GETS YOU HARD AND ONE GETS YOU HIGH effigy: TOO BAD THEY'RE NOT ONE IN THE SAME

spigot: ONE IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER spigot: BAM BAM BAM SIR IN THE NEXT STALL I SAID ONE IS A LONELY NUMBER AM I RIGHT

deuce: COCKS deuce: BONERS atandt: YOU'RE A ONE MAN SHOW deuce: IT'S MY ONLY OPTION (NO FRIENDS)

spigot: JEAN CHARLES YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE EATEN THE ENTIRE CAKE pants: THE DRILL INSTRUCTOR, SHE WILL BE VERY UPSET spigot: WHO WILL FLY THE PLANE pants: I HAVE FORGOTTEN ALL MY TRAINING spigot: YOU STUPID FOOL, ONE SHOE IS TOO BIG AND ONE IS TOO SMALL pants: HOW WILL I ENGAGE IN TRENCH WARFARE WITH THIS KETTLE ON MY HEAD

spigot: CAN WE PLEASE ALL PISS TOGETHER ONE LAST TIME pants: A HOLIDAY FISTING

spigot: ONE LOAF OF GARLIC BREAD WHILE I WAIT IN LINE, ONE LOAF OF GARLIC BREAD AS I WALK BACK TO THE CAR, ONE OR TWO LOAVES OF GARLIC BREAD ON THE DRIVE HOME — AND THEN AT NIGHT, IN BED, A SENSIBLE SELECTION OF GARLIC BREADS

spigot: *THE STORY OF ONE MAN'S INCREDIBLE JOURNEY TO LICK DICK* spigot: HELLO spigot: GURK DURK BAGURK

.(spigot): IF I HAVE TO LEARN ONE MORE SCREWY-ASS CURLY-COCK SCRIPTING LANGUAGE I'M GOING TO PISS MYSELF

deuce: TODAY I MANAGED TO STAVE OFF SUICIDE FOR ONE MORE DAY

net: T DEUCE I'M ONLY GOING TO TELL YOU ONE MORE TIME: I DICK, YOU LICK deuce: LET US SPURT net: DO YOU AGREE TO THE GUIDELINES deuce: THE DEFENSE STIPULATES THAT IT HURTS net: WE HAVE NO DEAL deuce: FFFF

pants: I'M ONLY GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS ONE MORE TIME SO I WANT YOU TO PAY CLOSE ATTENTION pants: I CANNOT BEAT OFF OR EVEN GET AN ERECTION UNLESS I CAN SMELL THE CATBOX AND THAT IS WHY IT HAS TO BE IN HERE WITH US

pants: THIS STALL LOOKS FULL BUT WE CAN FIT ONE MORE WILLING PARTY IN pants: UP YOU GO, YOU BE ON TOP pants: SINCE YOU'RE NEW, YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT YOUR TURN TO DANGLE YOUR LEGS pants: TRY TO REST THEM ON THE BAR FOR HANDICAPPED PEOPLE pants: WE CAN'T HAVE MORE THAN TWO AT A TIME SHOWING

spigot: WHY ARE YOU THRUSTING YOUR CANE UNDER THE STALL WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-E dick: ONE MUST THRUST IT SOMEWHERE MUSTN'T ONE

pants: ARE BOTH OF YOUR DADS GAY OR JUST THE ONE

pants: HOW FUCKED UP IS THIS pants: MERVYNS CALIFORNIA WILL BOTH (A) DRUGTEST THEIR EMPLOYEES AND (B) PLAY PHIL COLLINS OVER THE LOUDSPEAKER pants: IT'S ONE OR THE OTHER YOU IDIOT FAGGOTS I AM SERIOUSLY NEVER BUYING TOWELS OR UNDERPANTS AT YOUR ESTABLISHMENT EVER AGAIN

spigot: T PANTS WILL YOU BE SHARING YOUR PHOTOS OF THE WOMEN'S MARCH (LONG LONG LONG STREAM OF UPSKIRTS) deuce: ONE OR TWO ACCIDENTAL DICKS pants: SOMETIMES THERE ARE DICKS UNDER THE SKIRTS!!!! I CAN'T BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE MYSTERY DICKS

spigot: LET'S ALL ACT UP AND FIGHT AIDS AND LICK BALLS pants: ONE OUT OF THREE AIN'T BAD

pants: BALLS ARE THE CRUELEST ANIMAL

pants: KISS THE TIP deuce: ONE PING ONLY VASILLI pants: COMMANDER? deuce: ONE PING ONLY PLEASE

spigot: CAN I JUST SAY ONE THING spigot: I SURE LIKE SUCKING DICK deuce: WORD spigot: THANKS deuce: ZZZZZZZ spigot: JUST HAD TO COME BACK AND SAY PLEASE KEEP WHAT I SAID BEFORE CONFIDENTIAL deuce: ZZZZ deuce: ZZZZZZZZZ deuce: ZZZZZ spigot: NOT FROM THE FAGS THOUGH

deuce: HRU BB deuce: CUCKOLD MY WIFE INSEMINATED BY 2 BLACK MEN 8.AVI deuce: FOLKS ONE THING AT A TIME HERE

deuce: SUBJECT: $1000/WK DONATING SPERM deuce: I HAVE FOUND MY DREAM CAREER pants: DUDE THEY WANT MALE SPERM deuce: FUCK

pants: SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR JERKCITY 1000

deuce: I THINK I HAVE ONE TOO MANY XTERMS OPEN deuce: BETTER JERK spigot: REBOOTING WITHOUT EXTENSIONS

spigot: SO FREAKISHLY FAT I PASS OUT AFTER ONLY 1 TWIX BAR spigot: OF A POSSIBLE 2

pants: chirp pants: chirp pants: cocks

spigot: WHO CARES ONE WAY OR ANOTHER IF THE GOVERNMENT SHOT MARTIN LUTHER KING spigot: THE POINT IS I'M HUNGRY

deuce: FAT (AND FAT) spigot: YOU MIGHT THINK ONE WOULD EXCLUDE THE OTHER BUT NO

spigot: OW OW OKAY ONE WRONG WAY TO EAT A REESE'S deuce: I SURE KNOW WHAT YOU'D DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR

deuce: SHOUT IT OUT / SHOUT IT OUT / YAY COCK deuce: MY BALLS ARE ONE-POINT SAFE

spigot: T PANTS YOU TOLD ME YOU BOUGHT ONE-BUNS BUT THEY'RE ACTUALLY OROWHEAT SANDWICH THINS

deuce: WHY HAVEN'T ALL OF YOU HANGED YOURSELVES (AS PREVIOUSLY INSTRUCTED)

pants: JFK JR'S PLANE IS LATE!!!! deuce: SO ANYONE WANT TO GET A NET AND FISH JFK, JR.'S BODY OUT OF THE WATER?!?!? pants: ARRRRG THIS BE MARTHA'S BONEYARD spigot: IS JFK RELATED TO THE KFC COLONEL deuce: COVERED WITH PLANE FUEL AND PARTS OF HIS WIFE pants: MAYBE THEY'LL NAME AN UNDERWATER AIRPORT AFTER HIM???? spigot: I SURE HOPE HE'S FINGER-LICKIN' SAFE!!!!! spigot: JOHN F. KENNEDY JR. FOUND ALIVE, WEARY spigot: YAY !!!!! deuce: YAY !!!!! pants: YAY !!!!! spigot: JOHN F. KENNEDY JR. ASSASSINATED!!!!!!

pants: STEP ONE: TAKE SOCK OFF pants: STEP TWO: JERK IT INTO SOCK pants: STEP THREE: REPLACE SOCK

dick: T DEUCE PLEASE ENTER YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER FOLLOWED BY THE POUND SIGN deuce: GLHAGHLAGLHAG deuce: THIS IS AN ONLINE INTERNET SAVVY E-TRANSACTION !!! dick: T DEUCE POUND MORE PLZ

pants: PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL deuce: SAY PRETTY PLEASE pants: I SAID PLEASE deuce: WITH SUGAR ON TOP pants: TOO FAR deuce: AND A SLICE OF *_AIDS_* deuce: A SLAB OF *_AIDS_* deuce: A DOLLOP OF DICK pants: I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING (THE THEMES AT PLAY) deuce: SLICE, SLAB, DOLLOP deuce: IT'S A CLEAR PROGRESSION AND THE RESULT IS [UNINTELLIGIBLE]

pants: IT'S ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING THAT YOU'RE FREE TO pants: UH pants: YOU pants: KNOW pants: BE pants: GAY pants: AND pants: STUFF

spigot: you're only allowed to call it sucking cock if it's happening in the cocksucking region of france

pants: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME pants: (FOR JERKING OFF IN THE LADIES ROOM) spigot: MY ADULT BOOKSTORE DOESN'T OPEN UNTIL 11 pants: MINE IS OPEN 24H BUT I'M BANNED pants: (FOR JERKING OFF IN THE LADIES ROOM) spigot: CAN YOU APPEAL YOUR BAN (JERKING OFF AT THE REGISTER) pants: I ASKED TO JERK OFF ONTO THE MANAGER

pants: T DEUCE I'M ONLY GOING TO ASK YOU ONE MORE TIME: pants: T DEUCE ARE YOU THE AUTOEXEC.BAT OR THE CONFIG.SYS deuce: T PANTS ANSI.SYS pants: T DEUCE SAY IT ISN'T SO

spigot: :SMALL_RED_TRIANGLE::SMALL_RED_TRIANGLE::SMALL_RED_TRIANGLE::SMALL_RED_TRIANGLE_DOWN: OW OW OW spigot: ONLY GOT 3.6 TOBLERONE UP THERE spigot: NOT GREAT, NOT TERRIBLE

deuce: THERE IS ONLY ONE ALTERNATIVE FOR ME deuce: WALKING THE GAY PLANK deuce: SPLOOSH

pants: THERE'S ONLY ONE CRAIGSLIST GIRL AND SHE'S VERY VERY TIRED

deuce: my cat barfed in my shoe pants: in or on deuce: in deuce: and around pants: well i guess i can beat off to that, i'm not sure deuce: only one way to find out!!! deuce: (slaughter half the native population) pants: SMALLPOX THE BLANKETS

harriet: FOLKS I'M REALLY TRYING HARD TO ESCAPE MY ESTRANGED HUSBAND'S STALKING AND PHONECALLING... harriet: ...AND THROAT-PUNCHING harriet: WELL I RAN INTO A DOOR AGAIN!!!!! harriet: THEN I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS AND BANGED MY EYE AGAINST THE FIST-SHAPED TILE harriet: THEN WHILE DROPPING OFF MY TWO TODDLERS AT DAYCARE... harriet: I MYSELF WAS DROPPED OFF A THIRD FLOOR HOTEL BALCONY!!!!! harriet: THAT'LL LEARN ME I GUESS harriet: OH SHIT I FORGOT GROCERIES

pants: CAN I JOIN YOUR CLUB (THE BIG WANG GANG) deuce: ONLY TINY PRICKS HERE, SORRY pants: DARN, SAME

spigot: ONLY TWO WORDS CAN TEAR ME AWAY FROM JERKCITY: spigot: BO spigot: NER pants: INDEED, OUR PERFORMANCE IS FULL OF WARMTH AND HUMOR

spigot: I LIKE TO MAKE A PAPER CHAIN AND TEAR OFF A LINK WITH EACH DAY I DON'T JERK OFF OR EVEN THINK ABOUT DICK AND ONLY WHEN THE CHAIN IS GONE DO I SUCK DICK spigot: LET'S SEE WHO'S BEEN FUCKING WITH THE ESPRESSO GRINDER TODAY

deuce: [REDACTED] deuce: [REDACTED] OODLES OF NOODLY COCK [REDACTED] deuce: [REDACTED]

spigot: SEKA AND SULKA ARE NOT THE SAME PEOPLE deuce: MYSELF, I'M CONFUSED REGARDING THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN EBONY AYES AND PURPLE PASSION spigot: I BELIEVE THEY'RE BOTH SUBCLASSED FROM VANESSA DEL RIO deuce: OBJECT-ORIENTED PORN

spigot: SEKA AND SULKA ARE NOT THE SAME PEOPLE deuce: MYSELF, I'M CONFUSED REGARDING THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN EBONY AYES AND PURPLE PASSION spigot: I BELIEVE THEY'RE BOTH SUBCLASSED FROM VANESSA DEL RIO deuce: OBJECT-ORIENTED PORN

deuce: GREAT pants: AYUH spigot: PAGES AND PAGES AND PAGES AND PAGES AND AND PAGES PAGES OF EMOJIS FOR GENDER AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION OOPS TAPPED ONE (COLOR PALETTE TAKES 5 MINS TO LOAD)

spigot: first I'll flounce my wrists up and down above my head to "clap back" like a tired old queen spigot: then i'll blabbermouth my cheeks open and shut like a pac-man

spigot: YOU HAVE 19 OUTSTANDING TASKS THAT HAVE ALL BEEN OPEN FOR 3 DAYS AND THEY'RE ALL ABOUT HEAD

spigot: THREE IN THE MORNING spigot: LOOKING FOR DICK IN THE NORTH BAY spigot: I CAN'T KEEP MY FUCKING MOUTH OPEN FOREVER PEOPLE

spigot: OPEN THE DOOR FOR YOUR MYSTERY DATE!!!!!! deuce: UH OH spigot: KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK I SEE THE SHADOW OF YOU EXAMINING ME THROUGH THE PEEPHOLE deuce: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

spigot: ? **BRAN** FRAN / CISCO spigot: LOUD SPLUTTERY SHIT spigot: ?? **KLAN** FRAN / CISCO spigot: LONG FLUTTERY ROBES

spigot: OPENING THE SKYLIGHT AND BACKING UP THE TRUCK OF WET CEMENT spigot: BLUP BLOP GLUPTH PLUPTH

spigot: OPENING UP MY FILEMAKER PRO BUG DATABASE !!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: ENTERING MY FIRST BUG IN FOUR YEARS !!!!!!! spigot: SUMMARY: CAN'T BREATHE OR SIT DOWN

pants: OPERATION DINNER OUT IS A GO deuce: COPY THAT, FATTY ACTUAL

pants: gimme some of that operation locker pants: i wanna throw grenades through a hole for 40 minutes

spigot: LET'S GO BACK IN TIME AND DROWN KEVIN SMITH AND THEN FAST FORWARD IN TIME TO LIVE IN A BETTER PLACE

pants: T SPIGOT WHEN DOES OPERATION "DROWN ALL REDDITORS" GO INTO EFFECT (FULL EFFECT) spigot: I CAN START ABSOLUTELY WHENEVER FOR FREE RIGHT NOW

deuce: OPERATION NOBLE ANVIL ?!!?! FUCKING HOMOS ARE IN CHARGE OF THE MILITARY deuce: BESIDES SHOULDN'T WE BE THE HAMMER ?!??!!? YOU UNEDUCATED MILITARY IDIOTS spigot: I THINK THEY MEAN THEY ARE DROPPING AN ANVIL LIKE IN THE CARTOONS spigot: YOU BUNCHED-UP COCKSUCKER : Originally published February 29, 1999

atandt: FAT+GAY/AIDS spigot: T ATANDT PLEASE PUT PARENTHESIS AROUND (FAT+GAY) SO WE KNOW TO ADD THOSE FIRST BEFORE DIVIDING BY AIDS deuce: OPERATOR PRECEDENCE HAS NEVER BEEN SO PAINFUL

spigot: HI I'M SPIGOT AND THIS IS MY STUDIO APARTMENT ON VALLEY GREEN DRIVE WHERE I LIVE WITH FIVE OTHER NET-SAVVY MULTIMEDIA PROFESSIONALS

spigot: CAN I OPT-OUT OF THE MANDATORY HIV TEST

spigot: STARE AT THE DOT IN THE CENTER OF THIS OPTICAL ILLUSION FOR 45 MINUTES AND EVENTUALLY THERE'S A 15 SECOND AD

pants: OPTIMIZING SHADERS pants: WHICH ONE ARE YOU AGAIN spigot: TO SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PISS spigot: PERCHANCE TO JERK pants: I EAT MY OWN SHIT AND I VOTE

inebriated crustacean: AH, DRUNK BEFORE NOON AGAIN inebriated crustacean: FUN FOR ME inebriated crustacean: LESS ENTERTAINING FOR THE VIEWING AUDIENCE hanford: SO, UH, DID YOU FALL DOWN OR ARE YOU JUST RESTING

deuce: I CALL THEM FREEDOM FRIES pants: LIBERTY CABBAGE deuce: FRIENDSHIP SAUCE deuce: YOU KNOW THAT CAN'T BE GOOD

pants: I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MASTURBATE ME OR DIE TRYING pants: TO MASTURBATE ME deuce: THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE ROUND UP YOU PEOPLE AND PUT THEM INTO RODEOS

pants: JACK ME OFF pants: OR DON'T pants: BUT PLEASE DO

pants: I EAT HUMANS deuce: I JUST EAT THE HEADS

spigot: I'VE LEARNED THE VALUE OF SIMPLY BEING MYSELF pants: SUHHHHHHHH spigot: CAN I COME BACK TO THE GAY CLUB OR HAVE I BEEN EXCLUDED pants: NO YOU'RE ON THE LIST spigot: BUH HUH I CAN BE FUNNY SEE LOOK WITH MY MAGIC pants: MAKE THE TIP OF MY DICK VANISH

spigot: IMAGINE YOU CAN PUT ONLY ONE DICK OR THE OTHER DICK OR BOTH DICKS IN YOUR MOUTH - OR HOWEVER MANY DICKS THERE ARE spigot: THAT'S NET NEUTRALITY

deuce: THE LITTLE MERMAID 2 pants: ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME POOP OR NOT pants: DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR CUNTING DAUGHTER DID

spigot: LUCK BE A LADY TONIGHT!!!!!!!! deuce: AT LEAST SUCK ME OR SOMETHING