spigot: THE EIGHTIES WAS DEFINITELY THE BEST DECADE FOR PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING deuce: EARLY OR LATE OR WHAT

pants: WHO WILL HEAR MY ORAL ARGUMENTS spigot: WHY WOULDN'T I BE ABLE TO FEEL MY OWN FACE pants: :SHELL: I CAN HEAR GAY FISH IN THE OCEAN

deuce: THIS MEXICAN COOKING YOUTUBE LADY SURE USES A LOT OF SALT pants: HOW'S SHE DOIN' deuce: SHE DYED HER HAIR BLACK FOR SOME REASON BUT LET THE GREY GROW BACK IN AGAIN deuce: I SOMETIMES WORRY SHE'S GOING TO CUT HERSELF BUT SHE NEVER DOES deuce: I MEAN I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT pants: (DEEP VOICE) ORAL-B

pants: HUGE ORC DICKS pants: THE JERKCITY GROUP ON FACEBOOK ISN'T NEARLY BIG ENOUGH pants: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

spigot: TAKE ALL THESE SHITS AND PUT THEM IN THOSE BAGS spigot: NOW TAKE THESE BAGS OF SHIT AND PUT THEM IN THOSE SHIT BAGS spigot: NOW BAG UP THE SHIT BAGS WITH THE BAGS OF SHIT AND TAKE A SHIT ON ALL THE BAGS

pants: RATTLE MY CAGE pants: GIVE UP THE GHOST pants: BURY ME OUT BACK pants: DO AS THE ORDER OF OPERATIONS DICTATES: pants: MULTIPLICATION, DIVISION, FIRST TIME ANAL, SUBTRACTION

deuce: SO DO I SHOOT MYSELF NOW OR SHOOT BOTH OF YOU AND THEN SHOOT MYSELF pants: CHRIST I DON'T KNOW pants: PICK ONE

spigot: HERE I HAVE AN ORDINARY DECK OF CARDS spigot: WAIT spigot: HERE I HAVE A TOTALLY ORDI spigot: HANG ON spigot: OKAY FUCK THAT ONE spigot: HERE I HAVE A BUNCH OF UNLINKED RINGS spigot: NO THESE ARE UNLICKED DICKS spigot: SHOUTCAST!!!!!!!!!

spigot: WHY DO PEOPLE THING THERE EVEN ********WAS******** AN OREGON TRAIL???????? D - O - P - E spigot: THINK spigot: LORD GOD WE ARE ALL CRIPPLED

spigot: yes please more origami furniture that magically unfolds into sharp wooden shapes that pinch my dick off

pants: HISTORIC BONERS pants: HUNGRY FOR LEARNING ABOUT THE WORLD I LIVE IN pants: THIS JUST IN: TOILETS uncredited caveman: [REDACTED] {{ORIGINAL RESEARCH}} [REDACTED] {{CITATION STYLE}}

pants: FEED ME HOSTESS PRODUCTS pants: AND/OR LITTLE DEBBIE deuce: INSTALLING NT SERVICE PACK 3 (SO I CAN PLAY QUAKE II FULLSCREEN) spigot: HOMPH HOMPH LEMON HOMPH HOMPH COULD BE APPLE HOMPH HOMPH COCONUT

pants: I AM ORPHEUS, SON OF MORPHEUS pants: HEAR MY SONG pants: GLHAGLAHG HGLAHGLIAHGLAHLGA DICKS HUALGHULAG

pants: CHOKE ME RIGHT UP UNTIL I’M ABOUT TO JIZZ THEN PUNCH ME IN THE FACE pants: I’M NOT A COMPLICATED MAN deuce: OSCAR MIKE

pants: I'M BEGINNING TO SEE A POINT OF LIGHT ON THE HORIZON pants: IT'S UH GETTING LARGER pants: I'M GETTING SOME PRETTY GOOD OSCELLATIONS pants: IT'S COMING QUICKER NOW IT'S REALLY GOING pants: ANY SECOND NOW pants: HERE WE GO spigot: WHAT ABOUT THE 2024 FARTLYMPICS effigy: GODDAMMIT, I SCRATCHED MY GLASSES

pants: WE NEED TO EXPEL HOURLY pants: OTHERWISE... pants: RAPE deuce: GOD BLESS AMERICA

spigot: HERE'S A LINK TO OTHER DUMPY FAT GIRLS!!!!!!!

atandt > XMODEM atandt > V.32 atandt > POTTY atandt > HUHHHHH

ozone: I CAN'T SEE bung: GOD HELP US net: TURN ON THE LIGHTS ozone: WHICH ONE ARE YOU net: NOW I CAN'T SEE (TURN THEM BACK OFF) atandt: WILD EEP ozone: MOUSTACHE POWER net: AND THE CLAMPING CONTINUES dick: GAY CODE FOR SOMETHING OR OTHER

pants: WE DEMAND HOSTAGES pants: WE WILL TRADE AIRPORT ACCESS, FUEL AND A GETAWAY CAR pants: A REALLY COOL GETAWAY CAR

pants: OH CRAP pants: THIS HAPPENED AT LEAST ONCE BEFORE I'M SURE OF IT pants: OH WELL HALGHLUAHGLUHALGHLHALG SLOBBER DUH MOO HLAULULAHGLHALHLAHLUG

deuce: T SPIGOT WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME OVER AND LISTEN TO K.D. LANG AND ME'SHELL NDEGE'OCELLO AND INDIGO GIRLS AND GET IN TOUCH WITH OUR FEMININE DYKEY SELVES spigot: T DEUCE [DIAL TONE]

pants: t deuce when are we going to record season two of our linux devops podcast "game of chowns" deuce: right after we receive the signal SIGFUCK pants: "chapter one: how system administration is like dungeons and dragons" deuce: more tri-tip plz

spigot: MY ASS AND NUTS spigot: OUR MOST VALUABLE RESOURCE spigot: DISAPPOINTED BY THE RICH MILK CHOCOLATE BUT DELIGHTED BY THE NOUGAT spigot: WAIT A MI spigot: MUH

deuce: I really wish you would take Twitter more seriously pants: i am sorry deuce: it's vitally important to our national discourse and (fart sounds for 20 minutes)

spigot: SHOULD WE GO AROUND THE ROOM OPENING UP ABOUT OUR PAST EXPERIENCES WITH ABUSE????? spigot: I'LL START: I THINK ALL FLAVORS OF PRINGLES ARE GOOD deuce: ROGER THOSE DROPS

deuce: FINALLY SPIGOT'S GONE SO WE CAN REVERT TO OUR TRUE NATURE: deuce: CONTAMINATED PUDDLES OF SUPERFLUID LIQUID HELIUM

pants: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS THING IS OR WHY SECURITY HASN'T TOLD US TO STOP HANGING OUT YET pants: THIS IS THE GREATEST PLACE EVER: LOVELY ACOUSTICS AND THE RANGERS GENERALLY DON'T HAVE THE BUDGET TO ENFORCE THE NO LOITERING LAWS pants: AND FINALLY TO SOME LOT SOMEWHERE CONCLUDING OUR VERY GAY TOUR PLEASE EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP YOU FAT STUPID COCKSUKCERS

deuce: I'M TRYING TO SUCK OFF THIS OUROBOROS BUT THERE'S NO PLACETO START ?!?!?!?!?!?! pants: CHOP OFF THEMIDDLE I GUESS

spigot: PRINTING, ROLLING INTO TUBE spigot: PAUSING FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT spigot: THROWING PAPER TUBE AWAY AND TAKING DEUCE OUT FOR ICE CREAM

pants: I MADE YOU OUT OF CLAY

spigot: GIDDYUP GIDDYUP GIDDYUP THIS WAY spigot: MY BONER IS GAY deuce: HIDING

deuce: UNNNNNNN NNNNNGH DRIPPING OUT OF EVERY HOLE UUUUUUU UUUUUUH BUUUUUUH deuce: AND TO WRAP EVERYTHING UP: deuce: UBUBUBUBUB UBUBUBUBUB

spigot: ]BREAK IN 10 spigot: ]LIST spigot: ]10 PRINT "=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=" spigot: ?OUT OF MEMORY

pants: OH MAN WHY OH WHY DID I LICK THAT LAST DICK pants: WHOEVER TOLD ME THEY WERE GOING OUT OF STYLE, LIED

spigot: MY FAT HAND SQUEEZING YOUR NECK AND THROWING YOU OUT OF THE WAY

spigot: JUST CHUCK HER OUT ON THE SIDEWALK LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE deuce: I SUGGEST ADDING A FLUORESCENT "TRASH/BASURA" STICKER

pants: K-RAZY deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS CRAZY?!?!?!?!?!? deuce: [NEVER FOLLOWS UP ON COMMENT, DIES AGAIN] pants: OUT THE AIRLOCK I GO

pants: FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP BONK deuce: WE'RE SEEING HAIRSPRAY TOGETHER RIGHT pants: BLINK BLINK FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP OUT THE WINDOW

deuce: THE FREAKS ARE OUT TONIGHT spigot: PLEASE BEAT ME OFF TEN TIMES A DAY

spigot: assault with intent to rape, outercourse pants: is that where i cry and ask for cab money even though cabs aren't a thing anymore

pants: NOBODY CAN TELL I'M OBESE UNDER MY PUFFER VEST

spigot: WHOEVER _______ HAS TOO MUCH FREE TIME ON THEIR HANDS!!!!!!!!!! spigot: THAT WAS A ***LITTLE*** MORE INFORMATION THAN I WANTED TO KNOW!!!!!! spigot: WELL THANKS FOR SHARING!!!!!!!!!! LOL deuce: TOUCH IT spigot: I spigot: UH spigot: HOO BOY deuce: YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO TOUCH IT spigot: I WOULD REALLY RATHER spigot: LICK IT!!!!!!!!! ALGHLABHA deuce: BHGALHULUGHLUAG

spigot: HORDES OF YOUNG PEOPLE BUZZING AROUND THE FESTIVAL, FILLING OUT MORTGAGE LOANS, PREPARING THEIR TAXES spigot: TRANSPARENT PINK SUNGLASSES WITH PEARLS, MASSIVE BEJEWELED NECKLACES AND CAPS, LIME GREEN BELL-BOTTOMS AND SENSIBLE ORTHOPEDIC LOAFERS FROM ROSS DRESS FOR LESS spigot: PULLING THE VIBE OUT OF MY MOUTH AND """SHIFTING""" IT TO MY REAR END

deuce: I'M RAPACIOUS deuce: IN THAT I RAPE

dick: BEETEN SIE OFFEN MIT MICH deuce: BEAT ME OFF WITH AN OVEN MIT!?!?!?!

pants: CAN I COOK YOU deuce: IN WHAT MANNER deuce: I MEAN WILL YOU PERHAPS SCRAMBLE ME OR POACH ME OR OVER EASY pants: BBQ-STYLE deuce: NO DEAL

pants: GOODNIGHT MOUTH pants: PUTTING YOU TO REST FOR AN HOUR SO YOU DO NOT OVERHEAT ON ME AGAIN pants: JUST pants: THAT pants: GAY spigot: *PONK* spurting_frog: DUDE THAT'S DATE RAPE call_the_enclave: FIRST POST leafblower: JACK ME OFF WITH THEM TITTIES REAL NICE LIKE OR I'LL CUT YOU BITCH

deuce: KEEPING YOU WARM WITH MY FAT pants: OVERHEATING atandt: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS deuce: MAKING YOU LEARN ABOUT LIFE AND LOVE THE HARD WAY atandt: WHAT DO BED SORES HAVE TO DO WITH LOVE deuce: NOTHING THEY'RE JUST A BONUS

spigot: WILL U ACCEPTTHIS ROSE spigot: :ROSE: spigot: I'M OVER HERESTUPID deuce: :ROSE: spigot: THAT WAS A GAY TRAP FOR GAY TRAPS PROVING GAYS AND TRAPS CAN WORK TOGETHER

deuce: LOL @ CONVENTIONAL WISDOM pants: YOUR SO-CALLED SKY GOD deuce: HANGING MY BOTTOM OUT OF THE OVERTON WINDOW AND POOPING pants: T DEUCE POOP QUICK BECAUSE THAT WINDOW IS SLIDING deuce: I DON'T GET IT deuce: AND SCENE

spigot: I REALLY THINK YOU'RE OVERESTIMATING HOW MUCH I LIKE YOUR DOG SHIT SMOOSHED ALL OVER MY FACE

spigot: OVERPROMISING FROM THE GET-GO spigot: SETTING HIMSELF UP TO FAIL spigot: AS PREDICTED, A BAIT-AND-SWITCH spigot: AMBIEN spigot: NO LONGER REALLY INVESTED spigot: TRYING TO HIDE FROM US spigot: LEAVING CRYPTIC VOICEMAILS spigot: A BRIEF DISPLAY OF ENTHUSIASM TYPICAL OF THOSE RESIGNED TO SUICIDE spigot: CONFIRMATION OF SUICIDE spigot: INABILITY TO COMMIT TO ANY REASONABLE PLAN spigot: AND FINALLY PRETENDING SOMEONE ELSE WAS TYPING ALL THAT

deuce: TRIANGULATING YOUR GAYNESS deuce: GAYNESS FOUND

spigot: MORE PIZZA AND BEER PLEASE MY PANTS ARE FALLING DOWN spigot: MOTE BUTTER}ED SCONES PLEASE}}}}} CAN';T FEEL MY LEGS}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} : Now chatting in room #test on jerkplay.jerkcity.com (COCKS)

pants: OW OW OW THE TAIL OF THE COMET IS HOT OW OW OW SO IS THE OTHER END deuce: COMETS AREN'T HOT THEY'RE COL-- OW OW OW HOT HOT HOT I'M OW STARTING OW TO THINK OW THAT THIS OW ISN'T OW A COMET *OW*

pants: THE TASTE OF SEMEN AND THE CONSISTENCY OF A GARDEN SLUG?????????? pants: SIGN ME UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ozone: ASK THEM TO CALL AHEAD NEXT TIME

ozone: INIT: SINGLE USER MODE ozone: ONE OF THOSE REALLY SCARY PHONE CALLS ozone: OF COURSE I'M IN THE MIDWEST AT THE TIME ozone: LIKE IT MATTERS, LIKE ANYONE CARES ozone: THE SYSTEM IS BEING SHUT DOWN NOW ! ! !

pants: DID YOU GET MY MESSAGE ABOUT OZONE AND THE PIG spigot: I REALLY DID pants: I JUST WANTED TO TALK ABOUT OZONE AND THE PIG SOME MORE spigot: I'M HERE FOR YOU pants: GOES IDLE FOR 17 HOURS

ozone: THERE ARE PIGS ACTIVELY LIVING IN THE YARD

spigot: premature ejaculation encouragement pants: huhhhhhhhhhhhhh burgers

spigot: PREMATURE EJACULATION ENCOURAGEMENT pants: HUHHHHHHHHHHHHH BURGERS

deuce: WHO PUT ON THE PACHELBEL (THE GE SOFT LIGHTBULB SONG) spigot: YES FOLKS WHEN YOU'RE EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD THE WORD SODOMY IS NEW AND FUNNY deuce: MMMMM spigot: PLEASE FUCKING CHOKE ON THESE TEN SHOTGUNS deuce: T SPIGOT BUT SODOMY IS STILL FUNNY deuce: T SPIGOT BUT IT IS MORE LIKE AN OLD SHOE RATHER THAN A NEW WORD spigot: HANG AROUND THE LOSER NIN KLUB AND SEE HOW FUNNY IT IS spigot: AND WHERE IS MY FUCKING BARELY LEGAL FOR APRIL deuce: IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU ISN'T IT

deuce: ARE YOU GOING TO STRING ME UP pants: T DEUCE I DON'T HAVE A ROPE, A TREE, AN ANGRY MOB OR THE WILL deuce: QUITTER pants: T DEUCE BUT I HAVE A NECKTIE YOU CAN HANG YOURSELF WITH AND A CLOSET YOU CAN BEAT OFF IN deuce: DEAL pants: CAN WE CHANGE JERKCITY'S NAME TO PACIFIC AIR 121 IF THEY'RE NOT GONNA USE IT

pants: WITH OUR DICKS BEING PACKED UP AGAINST EACH OTHER TO FIT IN THE MOUTH deuce: I THINK WE ARE THE SAME PERSON (AGAIN) pants: OR ARE YOU AND I IN THE SAME PLACE AT THE SAME TIME AGAIN deuce: AS IF THIS WERE SOME ANNOYING, ONEROUS EVENT pants: WHICH HAPPENS REPEATEDLY AND IS A DISGUSTING EXPERIENCE FOR ONE OR THE OTHER

deuce: I EAT A BURRITO AND INSTANTLY I FEEL A POO POKING deuce: CLEARLY MY ENTIRE ALIMENTARY CANAL IS PACKED WITH SHIT

deuce: LET'S HEAR IT FOR PACKET LOSS spigot: LIKE WHEN I STEP ON A KETCHUP THING AND IT SQUIRTS ON A LADY spigot: I NEVER WANT THE PANDEMIC TO BE OVER, I WANT TO STAY AT HOME FOREVER AND I WANT MORE PEOPLE TO DIE AND BE DEAD spigot: IT'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT AND FAIR THAT I CAN'T SEE ANYONE'S STUPID FACE ANYMORE AND NOBODY CAN SEE MINE spigot: WE SHOULD OPEN SCHOOLS THOUGH, LET'S GET THOSE KIDS BACK INTO CROWDED HOSPITAL PARKING LOTS spigot: AND CHURCHES CAN STAY OPEN RE: HEAVEN deuce: ALSO SERIOUSLY TIRED OF SMELLING CAT PISS spigot: DID YOU CHECK THE CAT deuce: WHAT CAT

spigot: OKAY I'M INTERCEPTING YOUR PACKETS AND DECODING YOUR SECRET GAYNESS SO GIVE ME MONEY spigot: I SEE YOU SCANNING GAY GROUPS AND GIVING OUT YOUR WORK NUMBER ON CHANNEL #FAGGOT deuce: SHIT

pants: EXPLANATION OF BENEFITS pants: THIS IS NOT A BILL pants: PLEASE RETAIN FOR FUTURE REFERENCE pants: OR WRITE TO THE ADDRESS SHOWN BELOW : production@jerkcity.com

pants: I CANNOT STOP BREAKDANCING spigot: T PANTS TRY POPPING

pants: PRESS PAGEUP TO JOIN THE HOMOTECH SQUAD ???? deuce: HOLY GOD pants: I WANNA LIVE deuce: WHAT KIND OF SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE IS THIS pants: WON'T PEOPLE LAUGH AT ME FOR BEING A NURSE deuce: ONLY IF YOU WEAR THE OUTFIT

pants: I STILL DON'T SEE WHAT HUFFING THIS PAINT-SOAKED RAG IS FUN

pants: i can't wait to paint minatures and suck dick deuce: and you're all out of miniatures pants: also paint, brushes, newspaper to protect the table surface

spigot: TICKLE MY BALLS WITH A PALM FRONDS AND TELL ME IT'S THE FORCE deuce: WELL LET'S JUST SAY THE FORCE IS AWAKENING

deuce: IS THAT PAM GRIER atandt: COCKS deuce: I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT ANSWER atandt: COCKS

spigot: WILL PAMELA SUE AND TOMMY LEE NEVER MAKE UP

pants: WHO WANTS PANCAKES spigot: WHO WANTS PANCAKES effigy: WHO WANTS PANCAKES deuce: WHO WANTS PANCAKES pants: PANCAKES spigot: PANCAKES deuce: PANCAKES effigy: TOO MANY PANCAKES

deuce: PAN PAN deuce: I MAY HAVE TO POO (SOON)

spigot: IS THAT SOYLENT MEAL REPLACEMENT STUFF JUST PANCAKE BATTER pants: A TOY FOR THE BIRDS

deuce: T SPIGOT I CARE VERY MUCH ABOUT YOU spigot: I FEEL LIKE I'VE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE TO HEAR THAT pants: WHO WANTS PANCAKES

pants: HOW ABOUT MORE PANCAKES spigot: THE ONLY THING I NEED ARE MORE FUCKING COCKS spigot: T PANTS I WAS SO STONED I DIDN'T NOTICE THE SAME PEOPLE GETTING IN LINE AGAIN AND AGAIN spigot: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING pants: PANCAKES WITH A SPOONFUL OF RICH JIZZY FILLING TUCKED INSIDE (A SPECIAL TREAT FOR WEEKEND BRUNCH)

spigot: T PANTS BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF I'M IN THE MOOD FOR PANCAKES FOR A HAM PLATTER spigot: OR BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: -> YOU HAVE ENTERED A SMALL GAY TAVERN <-

pants: PANEL 1 pants: PANEL 2 atandt: THIS IS WORKING OUT NICELY pants: PANEL 3 atandt: GOOD pants: PANEL FOUR ??? atandt: THAT'S RIGHT GO ON pants: THAT WOULD MAKE THIS PANEL FIVE atandt: PLEASE CONTINUE pants: COCKSUCKING ??? atandt: UH pants: SERIOUSLY, LET'S WEIGH THE OPTIONS: CONTINUE CHECKING PANELS OR ... COCKSUCKING pants: BAULGAGHLUAHG atandt: HALUGHULAHLAG

pants: WE'RE SURROUNDED pants: WE'RE GOING DOWN pants: THIS IS NOT A DRILL deuce: DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER

spigot: DO I WANT A JERKOFF ROOM IN MY PANIC ROOM OR A PANIC ROOM IN MY JERKOFF ROOM deuce: IT'S PANIC/JERKOFF ROOMS ALL THE WAY DOWN pants: BOTH??? deuce: THEY ALTERNATE, IDIOT

pants: WHO WANTSPANCAKES spigot: SHUT THEFUCK UP pants: PAN / CAKESPAN / CAKESPAN / CAKESPAN / CAKES pants: THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING spigot: HOLDING MY BREATHUNTIL YOU DIE

deuce: SOMEONE DIDN'T LOG OUT THIS MORNING spigot: PANTLOAD

deuce: I LIKE DICK ????? DO YOU pants: I DO pants: HELLO OVER THERE deuce: YOUR RESPONSE WAS LOST IN THE MOUNTAIN OF SPAM AND DOS ATTACKS pants: HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME ??? HELLO ?!? [X] I LIKE DICK <--- SEE !!! I CHECKED THE BOX

deuce: WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT ANGER IT deuce: OR DRAW ITS ATTENTION deuce: OR CALL OUT TO IT deuce: OR MAKE ANY NOISE deuce: OR BREATHE deuce: OR EXIST pants: DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: SORRY deuce: *** YOU HAVE DIED ***

pants: I CAN'T FIT MY OWN DICK IN MY OWN-- pants: NEVER MIND pants: NEVER pants: YOU pants: MIND

pants: ACTIVATING IPV4 PACKET FORWARDING pants: STARTING RPC.PORTMAP pants: MOUNTING REMOTE FILE SYSTEMS pants: STARTING SYSLOG, INETD, SSHD AND LPD FOR SOME REASON pants: LOADING THE IBCS MODULE (IN A VERY GAY WAY) pants: APACHE START: HTTPD STARTED pants: RUNNING GPM pants: HURRAY I BOOTED

:i: THE STILLNESS HERE. :i: TIRED OF EARTH. :i: TIRED OF BEING CAUGHT IN THE TANGLE OF THEIR LIVES. :they: THEIR LABORS ARE TO BUILD A HEAVEN :yet: HEAVEN IS POPULATED WITH HORRORS. pants: OH MY GOD THERE'S A DICK LITERALLY 100 METERS AWAY

pants: PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY EVERYONE THINKS MY MOUTH IS A URINAL

pants: JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME ... pants: ... I AM WILLING TO BE GAY WITH YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU pants: PASS IT ON

pants: OKQY THIS IS TOO PQINFUL 8REM STUPID FRENCH KEYBOQRDS9

pants: YES HI IT'S ME PANTS FROM JER-- BONEQUEST pants: WHAT KIND OF MONSTER WOULD DO SUCH A THING pants: PERHAPS HE WOULD BE VERY ATTRACTIVE AND SMELL NICE pants: BUT STILL A MONSTER

pants: ALL CAPS, SCREAMING AT THE CEILING pants: IN THIS HOUSE WE SIT UP STRAIGHT WHEN RACHEL MADDOW IS ON pants: YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIKE IT BUT YOU DO HAVE TO LICK IT pants: SPAZZING OUT IN THE JUNIOR HIGH LOCKER ROOM pants: SERVING CUNT TO THE MAILMAN pants: HELLDIVERS TO HELLPODS HUALGHLAGHLAG pants: THE SAME TIRED OBSERVATIONS ABOUT COCKS AND BALLS, OVER AND OVER, AMEN pants: TIRED

deuce: EARTH TO PANTS deuce: COME IN PANTS pants: EARTH THIS IS PANTS GHUALGAGHLAG GLAGHALUGHG *BEEP*