No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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2,520 | 9/22/2005 | pants is in the wrong restroom but gets huffy about it anyway first uncredited woman: MY CUNT GLOWS YELLOW
second uncredited woman: I ALMOST CRASHED INTO A TREE
pants: BITCHES LEAVE NOW |
pants |
#bathroom #bitches #cunt #denise #huffy-pants #pants-solo #susan #uncredited-character #woodring-room-background |
|
3,227 | 9/3/2007 | pants licks dick .(pants): I LICK DICK
pants: PSSST
pants: I LICK DICK
deuce: T PANTS YOU HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM EXPRESSING YOUR TRUE FEELINGS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicklicking #dicks #drunk-deuce #multiple-backgrounds #thought |
|
4,186 | 5/2/2010 | pants on holiday pants: NUGGGGGGGGH
pants: I AM LEAVING FOR CONSTANTINOPLE TONIGHT |
pants |
#constantinople #nuggh #pants-solo #sfw #the-orb #woodring-field-background |
|
883 | 2/24/2001 | pants on opening day pants: ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY GAVE ME HALF-A-STAR |
pants |
#woodring-den-background |
|
2,358 | 4/13/2005 | pants on the motherfucking moon pants: POKING THE INSIDES WITH A STICK
pants: WATCHING THEM SHIVER
pants: THEN EATING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT |
pants |
#earthrise #earthrise-background #fatness #moon #pants-solo #photo-background #poking |
|
1,312 | 5/5/2002 | pants on trial pants: WE WERE FUNNING AROUND YOUR HONOR
pants: DOCTORS SAY SHE WON'T WALK AGAIN BUT PROSTITUTES DON'T NEED TO WALK
pants: THEY DO???
pants: I THOUGHT THEY COULD INCHWORM AROUND
pants: I DON'T LIKE THIS COURTROOM SCENE
pants: LET'S TALK ABOUT THE GAY BLACK COP ON THE SHIELD INSTEAD
deuce: HE'S REALLY GAY
pants: HAVE YOU SEEN HOW GODDAMN GAY HE IS
deuce: CAN I GO NOW |
deuce pants |
#cop #cops #court #deuce-pants #gay #legal #prostitute #shield #the-sheld #woodring-field-background |
|
622 | 6/8/2000 | pants plays monopoly pants: LET'S PLAY MONOPOLY
pants: YOU GO FIRST
pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
|
pants |
#gag #monopoly #nuggh #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
8,295 | 12/3/2021 | pants points spigot: T PANTS LEAVING CANDY ON THE KITCHEN TABLE EARNS UP TO 100 PANTS POINTS
pants: T SPIGOT WHAT ARE PANTS POINTS REDEEMABLE FOR
spigot: PANTS REWARDS |
pants spigot |
#candy #coy-pants #pants-rewards #pants-spigot #pink-background #sfw |
|
2,987 | 1/6/2007 | pants reads fan mail pants: HE EAR AND A WORTHY MAN HE IS, AND A MAN A TARTAR
T HE WAS THE STERNEST AND MOST SEVERE ALL ROUND
SLATES. SCRAPS OF OLD COPY-BOOKS CAME FORTH WITH A
FULL OF SKELETONS SWARMING ALL CONTENT-TYPE:
GIF; V1AGRA SUPER HARD P3N1S VISA/MC |
pants |
#david-copperfield #pants-solo #spam #woodring-field-background |
|
4,585 | 7/1/2011 | pants slowly raises his hand deuce: HANDS UP WHO JERKS OFF TO CHARLIZE THERON
: PANTS SLOWLY RAISES HIS HAND
deuce: T PANTS I AM CHARLIZE THERON
pants: I SUCK COCK YOU KNOW
deuce: I SEE |
deuce pants |
#caption #charlize-theron #cocksucking #deuce-pants #jerking-off #mouse-cursor #white-background |
|
595 | 5/13/2000 | pants tries to lick a giant spider's dick pants: THE GIANT SPIDER IS JUST INTO SITTING STILL AND SIGHING !!! I WILL PET HIM !!!! OW OW
pants: OW OW HE DOES NOT APPEAR TO HAVE A DICK I CAN LICK OW OW OW
pants: TOO MANY |
pants |
#dicklicking #meta #pants-solo #photoshop #spiders #video-games #woodring-room-background |
|
7,393 | 6/17/2019 | pants up late pants: feelin' kinda cruisy
pants: who should i call???
pants: buck rogers???
pants: superman???
pants: terry & the pirates???
pants: tailspin tommy???
pants: mandrake the magician???
pants: brick bradford???
pants: dick tracy???
pants: prince valiant???
pants: the katzenjammer kids???/ |
pants |
#comics #cruisy #funny-pages #mountain-background #pants-solo #pulp-comics #sfw |
|
3,335 | 12/20/2007 | pants vs. jesus christ pants: JESUS IS PRACTICALLY COMMANDING ME TO LIFT HIS ROBE
deuce: WELL
deuce: YOU'D BETTER DO IT
deuce: HE HAS A WICKED MEAN BITE |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants #jesus #urinal-background |
|
594 | 5/12/2000 | pants vs. the boner monster pants: WELL I TAMED THE BONER MONSTER !!! WHO WANTS TO PET IT |
pants |
#ass #boner #boner-monster #christ-jesus #jesus #monster #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,077 | 4/30/2021 | pants-made farts pants: A SERIES OF DISGUSTING FARTS FILLED THE ROOM
deuce: PANTS-MADE FARTS |
deuce pants |
#accusation #angry-deuce #aqua-background #deuce-pants #farts #sfw #single-panel |
|
6,092 | 10/4/2015 | pants, friend of animals pants: I WANT TO BRING TOGETHER A BUNCH OF ALTERNATE REALITIES SO I CAN MEET STRAIGHT PANTS, COP PANTS, MARINE PANTS, MUSTACHE PANTS, BLACK PANTS, PANTS THE BOXER AND PANTS, FRIEND OF ANIMALS
pants: FLIP FLIP FLIP
pants: HIPSTER PANTS, RUNNING BACK PANTS (NOT NFL GOOD BUT PROFESSIONAL), ROCK STAR PANTS, TWITTER CELEBRITY PANTS, SECURITY GUARD-AS-A-CAREER PANTS, BROOKLYN PANTS, CANADA PANTS, FAT PANTS, FATTER PANTS
deuce: B-B-BUT |
deuce pants |
#alternate-universe #deuce-pants #typo #urinal-background |
|
1,340 | 6/2/2002 | pants' pepperoni hot pockets spigot: T DEUCE HELP ME THINK OF A REASON WHY PANTS' PEPPERONI HOT POCKETS WOULD BE MISSING FROM THE FREEZER THAT DOESN'T POINT TO ME
spigot: SO FAR I'VE THOUGHT OF "DEUCE ATE THEM" |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #fatness #hot-pockets #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
3,527 | 6/29/2008 | panty liners pants: PANTIES
pants: PANTY-LINERS
pants: A GARDEN HOSE GOES UP MY ASS |
pants |
#green-garden-hose #huffy-pants #panties #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
4,762 | 1/5/2012 | pap smears pants: PAP SMEARS FOR ALL
: PANTS LEFT THE ROOM.
deuce: PHEW
deuce: PERSONALLY I NEVER LIKED HIS PAP SMEARS I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE DID A LOUSY JOB |
deuce pants |
#caption #deuce-pants #gynecology #pap-smears #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
5,612 | 6/11/2014 | parade magazine spigot: HI I'M MARILYN VOS SAVANT, PERHAPS YOU'VE SEEN ME SUCKING DICK IN "PARADE"
spigot: I'M THE WORLD'S MOST BRILLIANT WOMAN AND I CAN'T STOP WITH THE JIZZ ALL OVER THE FACE
spigot: PERHAPS YOU'VE SEEN ME NEXT TO BILL HOEST'S "THE LAUGH PARADE" |
spigot |
#bill-hoest #marilyn-vos-savant #parade #porn #spigot-solo |
|
2,788 | 6/18/2006 | parade re-routed spigot: A-SEVENTY SIX
spigot: TROM
spigot: BONES
spigot: IN THE
spigot: TACKLED |
spigot |
#parade #physical-comedy #sfw #singing #spigot-solo #the-music-man #trombone #violent-disapproval #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,197 | 1/10/2002 | pardon me spigot: PARDON ME BUT I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL MIND |
spigot |
#a-beautiful-mind #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
795 | 11/26/2000 | pardon our dust atandt: FOLKS WE'RE DOING SOME REMODELING
atandt: I HAVE ISSUES WITH MY FATNESS, MY GAYNESS, MY LOCH NESS MONSTER |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #turquoise-background |
|
2,401 | 5/26/2005 | paris hilton pants: MY KNUCKLES HURT
pants: I SHOULD NEVER HAVE GONE OUT TO PARTY WITH MUPPETS
pants: THANKS TO PARIS THE DIPSHIT I HAD TO CHANGE MY PHONE NUMBER |
pants |
#huffy-pants #muppets #pants-solo #paris-hilton #pink-floyd #woodring-field-background |
|
6,163 | 12/16/2015 | park it and lock it not responsible spigot: AND HE SUCKED IT, HE DIDN'T SLIP ON IT OR JUST LOOK AT IT THROUGH A WINDOW |
spigot |
#cocksucking #dicklicking #parking #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
6,466 | 10/31/2016 | parking lot cosplay pants: WHAT TIME IS OUR COSPLAY DINNER AND WHAT PARKING LOT WILL WE BE COSPLAYING IN
deuce: NaN |
deuce pants |
#cosplay #deuce-pants #lowercase #nan #nerd-culture #parking-lot #planning #scheduling #urinal-background |
|
9,198 | 5/24/2024 | parking lot sock spigot: I BUILT A PARTICLE COLLIDER IN MY SOCK |
#physics #sfw #single-panel #sock-in-a-parking-lot #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
||
1,550 | 12/27/2002 | parking's not so bad in the winter spigot: FUCKING YOUR STUPID PANSY FACE AND STOMPING IT INTO THE MUD
spigot: PULLING YOUR PANTS DOWN AND BREAKING NOT ONE NOT TWO BUT THREE BROOMS
spigot: JAMMING MY THUMBS INTO YOUR EYEBALLS AND RUINING YOUR CONNECTIVITY YOU STUPID COCKSUCKER
pants: I SENSE ANGER |
pants spigot |
#abner-louima #anger #bonequest-hd #brooms #pants-spigot #violence #woodring-field-background |
|
1,118 | 10/23/2001 | part of a balanced breakfast spigot: PINK HEARTS
spigot: YELLOW MOONS
spigot: ORANGE STARS
spigot: GREEN CLOVERS
spigot: BLUE DIAMONDS
spigot: PURPLE BRUISES
spigot: FAT BONERS
spigot: I DON'T LIKE THIS CEREAL ANYMORE
|
spigot |
#blue-background |
|
3,875 | 6/12/2009 | particle-like dick: I AM A RADIOMETER AND I SPIN NOT BECAUSE OF THE PARTICLE-LIKE NATURE OF LIGHT |
dick |
#dick-solo #light #physics #science #sfw #urinal-background |
|
1,954 | 2/7/2004 | party car pants: HERE'S THE DEAL
pants: LEAN IN ALL CLOSE TO ME AND SHIT SO I CAN WHISPER
pants: YOU DISTRACT THE TRANSIT COPS WITH A "PARTY CAR" AND I'LL EXPOSE MYSELF IN THE BATHROOM DURING THE CONFUSION !!! [REDACTED] BUT ME |
pants |
#pants-solo #redacted-text #woodring-room-background |
|
7,690 | 4/9/2020 | pascal string deuce: I'm a Pascal string
spigot: crispy . . . . . . . . . . . . .
spigot: (wait for it)
spigot: times two
deuce: fuck my brown ass |
deuce spigot |
#brown-ass #butt-sex #deuce-spigot #fuck #fuck-my-brown-ass #grey-background #pascal #pascal-string #piss #programming #shit |
|
7,797 | 7/24/2020 | pass spigot: folks: when i say i need to "pass" on a meeting, it's not an invitation to reschedule the meeting |
spigot |
#folks #meeting #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
5,407 | 11/10/2013 | pass spigot: ROCCO'S FAVORITE REFACTORING TECHNIQUES 4
deuce: GIANNA MICHAELS TEACHES TYPING |
deuce spigot |
#apple #deuce-spigot #doop #gianna-michaels #porn #rocco-siffredi #woodring-field-background |
|
4,323 | 9/18/2010 | pass it on pants: SPIT SPIT CHOKE SPIT
pants: GLRRRRRRRRRRKKKKK
pants: CAN'T GET IT UP
pants: POUND POUND POUND
pants: CAN'T MAKE IT GO DOWN NOW
pants: WHAT THE HELL MAN
pants: WHAT THE HELL
pants: PASS IT ON |
pants |
#pants-solo #sex #urinal-background |
|
571 | 4/19/2000 | pass it on spigot: I NOTICE WHEN I CLEAN THE PIPE THE DOPE SMOKE ACTUALLY GETS ME HIGH !!!!!!!! BEEP DEUCE PASS IT ON !!!!!!!!!
deuce: I DO NOT BELIEVE ONE WORD OF THAT
spigot: THINK OF IT AS PUNCHING A WOMAN IN THE MOUTH TO ENSURE A MORE FOCUSED "B.J." IF YOU KNOW WHERE I'M GOING WITH THAT
deuce: NO BUT NOW I'M AROUSED |
deuce spigot |
#aroused #blowjob #deuce-spigot #dope #marijuana #misogyny #mousehole #women #woodring-room-background |
|
3,185 | 7/23/2007 | pass it on pants: MY COCK: IT'S FUCKING HUGE
pants: WELL FOR A SHORT TIME ANYWAY THEN *BAM* BACK TO MICROPENIS
pants: GET A HOSE |
pants |
#damaged-background #dick #micropenis #pants-solo #variable-dick-geometry |
|
6,251 | 3/25/2016 | pass it on pants: AVOIDING FERTILITY TESTS IS A CRIME |
pants |
#children-of-men #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,285 | 3/1/2019 | passive spigot: more of a passive shooter |
spigot |
#grey-background #shooter #single-panel #spigot-solo |
|
6,640 | 5/8/2017 | passive-aggressive shithead engineer spigot: WORKING ON MY PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE SHITHEAD ENGINEER CHARACTER
spigot: SIGH!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: CAN YOU SEND ME A ***WORKING*** LINK TO AN ***INTELLIGENT*** JSFIDDLE????????????????? |
spigot |
#javascript #jsfiddle #programming #software #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #white-background |
|
6,285 | 4/29/2016 | password strength spigot: PASSWORD STRENGTH: LIMP
pants: WFH ROD |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #password #penguin #urinal-background |
|
2,366 | 4/21/2005 | past my bedtime spigot: WHOEVER JIZZED ALL OVER MY WHEELCHAIR I HOPE YOU GET IN TROUBLE
spigot: I'M STAYING UP PAST MY BEDTIME TO SUCK DICK AND NOBODY'S HERE
spigot: MAKES ME WONDER WHY JERKCITY EVEN EXISTS |
spigot |
#dicksucking #jizz #meta #spigot-solo #wheelchair #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,113 | 9/11/2018 | past your expiration date deuce: wheezing
pants: are you having a pepsi day
deuce: gurgle
pants: are you past your expiration date
deuce: hiss |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #compuserve #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #grey-background #pepsi |
|
547 | 3/26/2000 | pastries pants: PASTRIES IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM !!!!!!
pants: PASTRIES AND PIES AND ALL THINGS GREAT AND SMALL FILLED WITH JELLY, CUSTARD
spigot: GO AWAY, YOU HORRIBLE PEAR-SHAPED ADMIN
pants: GASP
spigot: YES!!!!! YOUR BIG FAT ASS IS BLOCKING MY OTHERWISE PERFECT VIEW OF EMPTY SPACE
pants: EYES FILLING UP WITH TEARS
spigot: I SAID FUCKING GET OUT!!!!!
pants: SOB CHOKE DUH
spigot: HOMPTH HURMPTH COFFEE CAKE |
pants spigot |
#cake #choking #coffee #coffee-cake #fat #homph #pants-spigot #pie #tears #woodring-room-background |
|
6,670 | 6/7/2017 | patent pending pants: CRAZY COCKS
pants: I HOPE TO PATENT THEM/THOSE
deuce: THE COCKS ???
deuce: OR THE USAGE OF THE COCKS IN THAT MANNER
pants: I HAVE NO IDEA, I JUST WANT A PATENT
deuce: I SEE
pants: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT: YOU CAN PATENT ME AND I'LL PATENT YOU |
deuce pants |
#cocks #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fat #patent #sleep-number #woodring-room-background |
|
1,557 | 1/3/2003 | pathetic little prick ozone: LSD
net: PISS BOMBS
deuce: MY PATHETIC LITTLE PRICK
deuce: IT'S A CARCINOGEN
pants: ALL THIS WEEK ON A&E |
deuce net ozone pants |
#a-and-e #bomb #carcinogen #deuce-net-ozone-pants #lsd #mousehole #piss #piss-bombs #pricks #television #woodring-room-background |
|
6,105 | 10/17/2015 | patience spigot: WHY CAN'T EVERY SPORTS PERSON BE FOUND DEAD IN A BROTHEL
deuce: PATIENCE MY FRIEND |
deuce spigot |
#current-events #deuce-spigot #kim-kardashian #mousehole #sports #woodring-room-background |
|
4,796 | 2/9/2012 | patiently waiting spigot: LIFTING A LEG AND TRYING TO FART BUT NOTHING HAPPENS WHILE ALL THE PROGRAMMERS FROM INDIA SIT QUIETLY
pants: WAITING PATIENTLY FOR THE FARTS |
pants spigot |
#farts #india #outsourcing #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,074 | 4/3/2007 | patiently waiting for a sign : Featured here: Spigot (left) AKA "Spigot the Bear", Deuce (right) AKA [REDACTED] same individual affiliated with crime-fighting duo [REDACTED] Do not approach without backup.
spigot: WAITING FOR COCKS
deuce: COCKS
spigot: THERE THEY ARE |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #caption #cocks #deuce-spigot #eye-injury #fisting #redacted-text #spigot-the-bear #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,443 | 9/11/2002 | patriot day pants: HAPPY PATRIOT DAY !!!
deuce: IS IT WRONG TO JERK OFF TO THE HYPNOSIS SCENE IN OFFICE SPACE
pants: ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME ??? HAPPY PATRIOT DAY !!!!
deuce: I HAVE A SEVERE CASE OF ADULT-ONSET FAGGOTRY
pants: MAN'S INHUMANITY TO ALL THE WORLD'S LITTLE BONERS MMMM DUH KISSING THEIR LITTLE HEADS MMMMMM DICKS MMM
deuce: ARTHUR MILLER IS SERIOUSLY SUMMING UP MY LOVE FOR COCK |
deuce pants |
#9-11 #arthur-miller #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #office-space #sushi #their-little-heads #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,044 | 7/4/2018 | patriotism |
deuce pants |
#america #deuce-pants #fashion #fatness #fourth-of-july #independence-day #patriotism #sfw #shutterstock #stock-photo #woodring-field-background |
|
292 | 7/23/1999 | paul is dead spigot: I AM THE PIE MAN
spigot: KOO KOO BUH DUH
spigot: DOES ORAL SEX COUNT AS GAY SEX
|
spigot |
#beatles #gay #gay-theory #msg #oral-sex #pie #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,972 | 10/11/2023 | paulie.gif spigot: CHECKING MY REAR END FOR MALWARE
pants: IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T HAVE NOTHING UP OUR REAR ENDS <PAULIE-WALNUTS.GIF> |
#malware #mountain-background #no-title-card #pants-spigot #the-sopranos |
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6,374 | 7/28/2016 | pay attention |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #dong #woodring-field-background |
|
1,920 | 1/5/2004 | pay attention to me deuce: MY FARTS SMELL BAD: IT'S AMAZING THAT CONSIDERING THE COMPOSITION OF THE HUMAN BODY THAT SO MUCH SULFUR CAN COME OUT OF MY ASS IN GASEOUS FORM WITHOUT ME DYING (SULFUR HAS THE CHEMICAL SYMBOL S BY THE WAY)
deuce: DICKS
deuce: PAY ATTENTION TO ME OR I'LL TELL EVERYONE THAT YOU'RE A GIRL |
deuce |
#chemical #deuce-solo #farts #fonz #mousehole #science #sulfur #woodring-room-background |
|
8,219 | 9/19/2021 | paying at the pump spigot: HURRR I REALLY AM PAYING AT THE PUMP |
spigot |
#gasoline #nonstandard-title-panel #pump #single-panel #spigot-solo #title-mismatch #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,910 | 8/10/2023 | payload received deuce: LUV U
pants: LUV U MORE
pants: HIDING UNDERNEATH THE OUTHOUSE, WAITING FOR PAYLOAD TO ARRIVE
pants: AND I FOR ONE
pants: HUHHHHHHH *FOOMPH* AIRLOCK
deuce: UNCONSCIOUSNESS IN 10-15 SECONDS, DEATH IN MINUTES |
#a-love-story #airlock #coy-pants #death #foomph #ghetto-u #gunmetal-background #huffy-pants #outhouse #physical-comedy |
||
700 | 8/23/2000 | pbs spigot: THE DAY THE UNIVERSE WENT OFF THE AIR BECAUSE NOBODY PLEDGED $300 FOR A FUCKING TOTE BAG?!?!?
spigot: IS OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING NOT ENOUGH!?!?!?!?
spigot: RE: PANTS DEUCE AND SPIGOT GIVING IT THEIR ALL EVERY MIDNIGHT |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
6,428 | 9/23/2016 | peace was never an option pants: MAGNETO WAS RIGHT
pants: PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION
pants: HULAGHLAHGLUAHUGL THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING AHLUGUALHLUAHUGLAG |
pants |
#magneto #pants-solo #woodring-room-background #x-men #zodiac-killer |
|
8,767 | 3/20/2023 | peak piss deuce: OUR CIVILIZATION HAS REACHED PEAK PISS
pants: GO ON
deuce: WHOOPS NOPE A LITTLE MORE JUST DRIBBLED OUT
pants: ARE WE GOOD HERE THEN |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #gay #mens-health #no-title-card #peak-oil #pee #piss #prostate-health #somber-deuce #tinkle #urine #yellow-background |
||
2,192 | 10/29/2004 | peanut butter cookie dough ice cream people deuce: GET OFF YOUR ASS AND PURGE YOURSELF SO YOU WON'T BE SO FAT
spigot: I'M OUT OF COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM PEOPLE
spigot: MMM PEANUT BUTTER FUDGESICLES POKING INTO MY
spigot: WAIT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #fatness #ice-cream #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,107 | 5/30/2021 | peanuts popcorn presents (revisited) deuce: :PEANUTS: :POPCORN: :GIFT: |
deuce |
#deja-vu #deuce-solo #emoji #no-text #peanuts-popcorn-presents #sfw #single-panel #woodring-field-background |
|
6,723 | 8/5/2017 | peasants cheer pants: T SPIGOT ARE YOU SAYING WE SHOULD-- [CHOPPED OFF HEAD FALLS NEATLY INTO BASKET, PEASANTS CHEER] |
pants spigot |
#beheading #bonequest-hi-fi #cocks #decapitation #guillotine #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #sfw #single-panel #violent-disapproval #white-background |
|
681 | 8/4/2000 | pecker me up deuce: A QUANTITY THAT HAS BOTH A MAGNITUDE AND A DIRECTION IS CALLED A PECKER
pants: THEN PECKER ME UP AND WE'LL FLY INTO THE HORIZON
|
deuce pants |
#mountain-background |
|
199 | 4/24/1999 | pecking order pants: (I VOTE FOR MORE SUFFERAGE)
pants: (AND LESS ROUGHAGE)
deuce: GET OUT OF HERE SIR
deuce: YOU HAVE CONTAMINATED THE POOL
pants: I MUST BE CONFUSED
deuce: IT'S THE PECKING ORDER MOTHERFUCKER
pants: IT'S MORE LIKE A CIRCLE
deuce: T PANTS THAT WOULD BE A LINE
|
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #geometry #pool #woodring-stairs-background |
|
572 | 4/20/2000 | pee fight deuce: PEE FIGHT
spigot: WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO
spigot: THIS IS CHANNEL #FUNNYJOKES NOT CHANNEL #PRESSRELEASE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #irc #pee #spigot-pants #woodring-field-background |
|
2,568 | 11/10/2005 | pee in my kimchee spigot: APOLOGIZE FOR THE PEE IN MY KIMCHEE
pants: I CANNOT
pants: I STAND BY MY PLACEMENT OF THE URINE AND I'M SURE THE COMMITTEE WILL SEE IT THAT WAY AS WELL
pants: T SPIGOT THE PISS COMMITTEE |
spigot |
#apologies #kimchi #korea #pants-spigot #piss #typo #urine #woodring-room-background |
|
3,173 | 7/11/2007 | peeing into girls' butts spigot: PUT ME DOWN FOR A SQUIRT FACIAL POV
spigot: AND
spigot: HOLD THE GAPE
deuce: PEEING INTO GIRLS' BUTTS
pants: WILL SIR REQUIRE A RUBDOWN |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #facial #gape #mousehole #piss #porn #woodring-room-background |
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1,038 | 8/4/2001 | peep hole deuce: HURRAY FOR CODEWARRIOR'S PEEPHOLE OPTIMIZATION
spigot: I HEARD PEEPHOLE AND THEN SPURTED SO WE ALL HAVE TO REBOOT
spigot: ALSO PLEASE TURN THE LIGHTS OFF SO WE CAN BE ANONYMOUS |
deuce spigot |
#turquoise-background |
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186 | 4/11/1999 | penal colony deuce: SO I SIGNED UP FOR JOINING A PENAL COLONY BUT WELL LONG STORY SHORT IT WASN'T WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE
net: WE HAVE ALL MADE THAT MISTAKE |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #penal-colony #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,676 | 2/25/2006 | penis bird deuce: WHOO HOO
deuce: WHY IS THE BIRD PERCHED ON HIS P-P-P-
deuce: AND WHY DOES HE HAVE AN ER-R-R-
atandt: THAT'S NOT MY PENIS OR MY BIRD |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #buk-buk #fighting-irish-pose #penisbird #woodring-room-background |
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9,054 | 1/1/2024 | penis cage spigot: DO YOU THINK MICHAEL FARADAY EVER LOCKED HIS PENIS IN ONE OF HIS OWN CAGES
deuce: HIS PENIS WOULD THEN BE UNABLE TO SEND ELECTROMAGNETIC SIGNALS OUT
spigot: ARE WE TO BELIEVE THAT'S WHAT HE EJACULATES |
#deuce-spigot #ejaculation #gunmetal-background #penis #science |
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3,003 | 1/22/2007 | penis griefing deuce: FREEDOM FRIES
pants: LIBERTY CABBAGE
deuce: FRIENDSHIP SAUCE |
deuce pants |
#america #deja-vu #deuce-pants #nunsense #penisgriefing #woodring-room-background |
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8,621 | 10/25/2022 | penis problems spigot: PENIS PROBLEMS???
spigot: TRY BRINGING ME A PENIS SOLUTION |
#mountain-background #penis #spigot-solo |
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4,664 | 9/22/2011 | penis pumps deuce: PENIS PUMPS
pants: GODDAMN YOU |
deuce pants |
#balls #deuce-pants #penis-pumps #woodring-field-background |
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3,009 | 1/28/2007 | penisgriefing : Your search - penisgriefing - did not match any documents.
pants: MY MOUTH MIGHT BE DESCRIBED AS SEMI-AUTOMATIC
deuce: I CAN ADJUST IT TO BE FULLY AUTOMATIC |
deuce pants |
#caption #deuce-pants #mouth #mouth-of-pants #penisgriefing #woodring-room-background |
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869 | 2/10/2001 | penny-flavored pants: I SEE YOU MASTURBATING LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT AND I SAY "SLOW IT DOWN TAKE YOUR TIME" ALSO I MET ELVIS IN A PAYTOILET IN GOLDEN GATE PARK
atandt: MORE LIKE A BI-CURIOUS CIRCLE JERK
atandt: OK WHO'S IN
pants: PANTS SLOWLY RAISES BOTH HANDS
deuce: DUH |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-pants #bi-curious #circle-jerk #elvis #golden-gate-park #masturbation #pay-toilet #san-francisco #toilet #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,245 | 5/26/2013 | people can't fly pants: HELLO MY NAME IS DOODLES
pants: WATCH ME FLAP MY ARMS AND FLY AWAY
pants: I WORK AT THE YARN BARN
pants: WHERE PEOPLE WILL NOT JUDGE ME FOR BEING A COMPLETE FAGGOT
deuce: T PANTS PEOPLE CAN'T FLY
pants: T DEUCE PEOPLE DO |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #flap #woodring-stairs-background #yarn-barn |
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790 | 11/21/2000 | people do net: CAN DICKS BE LICKED PEOPLE
pants: PEOPLE DO
net: T PANTS SHALL WE DIAGRAM THE SENTENCE
pants: T NET READY AND WILLING
pants: I HAVE MY DANCING SHOES ON
pants: WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS
net: THE SUBJECT IS DICKS AND THE VERB IS "CAN"
pants: EXCELLENT
deuce: ASSIBLE
pants: QUITE RIGHT
net: THEREFORE
net: "PEOPLE DO" IS NOT AN APPROPRIATE RESPONSE
pants: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH |
deuce net pants |
#a-few-good-men #grammar #uncredited-character #woodring-room-background |
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3,690 | 12/9/2008 | people that i meet pants: MOST PEOPLE THAT I MEET
pants: I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH
pants: THEN SLIT THEIR THROATS
pants: AND SORT OF JERK OFF IN THEM
pants: JUST TO JERK OFF LOTS AND GO NUTSO
spigot: LITTLE HELP |
pants spigot |
#mountain-background #pants-spigot #sex #violence |
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1,803 | 9/10/2003 | pep talk pants: YOU ARE GOING TO EAT THE DICK OR DIE TRYING |
pants |
#dick #die-trying #pants-solo #ski-mask #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
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938 | 4/20/2001 | pepsi challenge spigot: SPLUB SPUH BLHBLHBL PUH THTPEHT BITTER
deuce: FAG |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #pepsi #woodring-room-background |
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5,479 | 1/28/2014 | pepsi zoso spigot: CAN WE ALL JUST GET THE TWITTER AND FACEBOOK AND LINKED IN LOGOS TATTOOED ON OUR FUCKING FACES
pants: PEPSI AND THE LED ZEPPELIN ZOSO |
pants spigot |
#facebook #led-zeppelin #mountain-background #pants-spigot #pepsi #tattoo #zoso |
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1,062 | 8/28/2001 | perfect fifth deuce: I'M AN INTERVAL OF A MINOR THIRD
deuce: COMBINED WITH A PERFECT FIFTH
deuce: FOLLOWED CLOSELY AND SWIFTLY BY A MINOR SEVENTH
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deuce |
#deuce-solo #woodring-room-background |
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4,498 | 3/26/2011 | perfect hoodie weather pants: T DEUCE IF I HAD A BAND IT WOULD BE CALLED "PERFECT HOODIE WEATHER"
deuce: DONGS |
deuce pants |
#band-name #deuce-pants #dongs #hoodie #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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7,866 | 10/1/2020 | perfect laminar flow pants: AN ARC OF URINE
deuce: WITH PERFECT LAMINAR FLOW
pants: COOL, CALM AND COLLECTED (IN THE TOILET, NEAR THE TOILET)
deuce: SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, OH GOD PISS |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #fluid-dynamics #piss #somber-deuce #stevie-wonder #urine #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,881 | 9/17/2006 | perfect noise-free environment deuce: GOT TO FIND A NICE QUIET PLACE TO SMOKE CRACK
pants: MY MOUTH IS THE PERFECT NOISE-FREE ENVIRONMENT YOU SEEK
pants: COME
pants: ENTER
pants: SIT DOWN AND REST |
deuce pants |
#cocaine #crack #deuce-pants #drugs #mouth #mouth-of-pants #plant #vore #woodring-field-background |
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6,510 | 12/17/2016 | perfect silence forever deuce: FILLING IT WITH FOAM
pants: FOOOOOOOOOMPH PERFECT SILENCE FOREVER |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #foam #foomph #high-res #mousehole #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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7,384 | 6/8/2019 | perfectly centered the whole time spigot: when they re-released the sopranos the engineers had to magnify, reframe, chop and crop the old timey 4:3 aspect ratio into the contemporary 16:9 but somehow meadow's tits were always perfectly centered the entire time ?????
spigot: AHULGHUALG
pants: HAGLAHGLUHUALG
pants: i dunno, t |
pants spigot |
#filler-panel #grey-background #pants-spigot #spigot #television #the-sopranos #transcription-mismatch #url |
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1,146 | 11/20/2001 | perfectly good net: YOU'RE EITHER WITH ME OR YOU'RE AGAINST ME
atandt: I AM ALL OVER YOU ON TOP OF YOU AND INSIDE YOU
net: I'LL PUT YOU DOWN AS "WITH ME"
atandt: THREE TIMES A LADY |
atandt net |
#trailer-background |
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2,698 | 3/19/2006 | performance art (deuce): QUIET DICKSUCKING
deuce: ANGRY DICKSUCKING
(deuce): QUIET DICKSUCKING
deuce: PEACE !!!
deuce: THANK YOU
deuce: THAT WAS MY PERFORMANCE ART
deuce: IT WAS REALLY REALLY AWFUL LIKE ALL GOOD PERFORMANCE ART SHOULD BE |
deuce |
#cocksucking #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #grunt #performance-art #pig #whisper #woodring-field-background |
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3,251 | 9/27/2007 | perhaps too much pants: NURK BRAP DUH
pants: SO MUCH PENIS FOR ONE MAN
pants: PERHAPS... TOO MUCH
deuce: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT |
deuce pants |
#dc-comics #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #penis #photo-background |
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377 | 10/13/1999 | perl spigot: PERL CAN HELP ME ITERATE OVER THE COCKS IN A GIVEN STALL, MARK EACH AS SUCKED OR UNSUCKED AND SORT THEM BY LENGTH. THEN I CAN BE GAY WITH PISS AND GO HOME AND TAKE A NAP |
spigot |
#canada #cocks #cocksucking #gay-with-piss #perl #piss #spigot-solo #stall #woodring-field-background |
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3,238 | 9/14/2007 | permission to fuck your face spigot: DID I ASK FOR PERMISSION TO FUCK YOUR FACE??? I RATHER DOUBHT$($
deuce: GHLGAHLGA |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #woodring-field-background |
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5,421 | 11/29/2013 | permission to treat the witness as obese spigot: AND IF THE FOOD IS TOO BIG FOR MY MOUTH IT'S A PROBLEM FOR THE COURTS
spigot: PERMISSION TO TREAT THE WITNESS AS OBESE
spigot: YOUR HONOR PLEASE INSTRUCT THE DEFENDANT TO PUT ON THE BIB AND EAT THE ENTIRE PIE |
spigot |
#court #fat #legal #mouth #pie #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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7,399 | 6/23/2019 | pet cemetary (sic) pants: are you here to warn me not to bury my son at the pet cemetary
spigot: i thought there would be fluttering flags and cartwheeling clowns
pants: executive producer: james franco |
pants spigot |
#death #james-franco #pants-spigot #sfw #simon-says #typo #woodring-field-background |
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4,764 | 1/7/2012 | pet the kitty deuce: T PANTS I HAVE A KITTY
deuce: PET THE KITTY
pants: PISS ALL OVER THE FUCKIN' FLOOR
deuce: FUCK YEAH |
deuce pants |
#blue-background #deuce-pants #kitty #piss |
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8,971 | 10/10/2023 | pet trans cats spigot: SUNNYVALE GOLFLAND USA YOUR SILENCE IS DEAFENING RE: ISRAEL |
#bay-area #current-events #golf #israel #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
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895 | 3/8/2001 | phantom stallbooth AKA toilet land spigot: CAN WE PLAY PHANTOM STALLBOOTH
spigot: HOO BOY I'M BORED WHAT'S THIS A CARDBOARD STALL
spigot: HONK BONK SUDDENLY IN TOILET LAND
spigot: URF DUH LEARNING ABOUT NUMBERS AND LETTERS AND JIZZ
spigot: MATHEMAJIZZMOP ???
deuce: THIS IS LIKE SESAME STREET BUT WITHOUT THE SESAME AND QUITE FRANKLY THERE'S NOT MUCH STREET EITHER
deuce: SO I GUESS IT'S KIND OF A SESAME RAPE
deuce: (WITHOUT THE SESAME BUT WITH EXTRA RAPE)
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deuce spigot |
#bonk #deuce-spigot #honk #jizz #jizzmop #rape #sesame-street #spigot-solo #the-phantom-tollbooth #toilet #woodring-den-background |
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381 | 10/17/1999 | phobes deuce: HAVE A VERY BERRY CHRISTMAS
deuce: GET IT
deuce: IT SOUNDS LIKE MERRY BUT IT IS IN FACT A DIFFERENT WORD
deuce: WORDS THAT SOUND ALIKE BUT HAVE DIFFERENT MEANINGS ARE CALLED HOMOPHOBES |
deuce |
#christmas #deuce-solo #filler-panel #grammar #grin-panel #homophobes #mousehole #woodring-room-background |