No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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418 | 11/21/1999 | phone sex spigot: SURE LADY I'LL HAVE PHONE SEX WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!
spigot: SQUIRT
spigot: GOODNIGHT!!!!!!!
spigot: CLONK BA-DONK |
spigot |
#clonk #clonk-ba-donk #filler-panel #mousehole #phone-sex #spigot-solo #squirt #woodring-room-background |
|
6,618 | 4/16/2017 | phonenomena / do doo be-do-do pants: IS PISS A REAL PHONENOMENA OR JUST A MADE-UP THING
deuce: IT'S REAL
deuce: BOY HOWDY LET ME TELL YOU
pants: RATS
deuce: IT'S REAL AS REAL GETS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mahna-mahna #piss #skype-ringtone #typo #urinal-backgroud |
|
4,866 | 4/21/2012 | phoning it in pants: PISS MITTENS
deuce: YOU SEE THEY'RE MITTENS BUT THEY'RE PRIMARILY INTENDED TO CATCH/DEFLECT PISS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #green-background #piss |
|
9,088 | 2/4/2024 | physical, digital spigot: DID YOU ALL GET MY DICKLICKING LOYALTY VOUCHERS |
#bored-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #dicklicking #grey-background #marketing #no-title-card #single-panel |
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9,317 | 9/20/2024 | phz pants: THE WORD "CUM" ROT13'D IS `PHZ` PRONOUNCED "FIZZ" AND THAT'S PERFECT
pants: SO PERFECT
deuce: THE SOUND OF SOMEONE BEING STRANGLED |
#angry-panel #cum #deuce-pants #mountain-background #no-title-card #red-text #rot-13 |
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2,495 | 8/28/2005 | pick a card spigot: IT'S NOT A PARTY WITHOUT ME FOLKS
spigot: HUGHGYHGHG HGHUGHGUH SOMEONE PICK A CARD
spigot: SIR YOU ARE REALLY BANGING MY HEAD AGAINST THE BOWL VERY HARD NOW |
spigot |
#sfw #sir #spigot-solo #violent-disapproval #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,280 | 8/6/2010 | picking up the telephone spigot: SMOKING DOPE AND PICKING UP THE TELEPHONE, PUTTING DOWN THE REMOTE AND PICKING UP THE TELEPHONE
spigot: PUTTING DOWN THE SHOE AND PICKING UP THE TELEPHONE
deuce: T SPIGOT I HOPE THIS IS GOING SOMEWHERE
spigot: OKAY FOLKS WHERE'S THE TELEPHONE
deuce: BRAVO |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #folks #marijuana #remote #shoe #telephone #telephony #white-background |
|
2,511 | 9/13/2005 | pickles deuce: VOMITING UP PICKLES THAT I NEVER ATE
atandt: NOW THAT IS DOWNRIGHT STRANGE
deuce: WELCOME TO MY WORLD !!!! |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #sfw #somber-deuce #vomit #woodring-den-background |
|
1,296 | 4/19/2002 | picture of a barn |
pants |
#barn #bonequest-hi-fi #no-text #picture #sfw |
|
2,678 | 2/27/2006 | picture of a barn (b-side) |
pants |
#barn #bonequest-hd #bonequest-hi-fi #picture #sfw |
|
5,924 | 4/19/2015 | picture of a cookie drawer |
spigot |
#ahoy #altoid #altoids #chips-ahoy #cookie-drawer #cookies #fag #fatness #milano-wafers #paper-towel #picture #plastic-bag #product-placement #rokko #snacks |
|
1,836 | 10/13/2003 | picture of a doll head |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #picture #sfw |
|
4,860 | 4/15/2012 | picture of a free mattress |
pants |
#mattress #picture #sfw |
|
6,480 | 11/14/2016 | picture of a ghost toilet |
ozone |
#ghost #picture #toilet #true-beauty |
|
6,259 | 4/2/2016 | picture of a glorious spam can |
ozone |
#can #picture #product-placement #sfw #spam #tocino |
|
2,718 | 4/9/2006 | picture of a hallway (where you go when you die) |
pants |
#hospital-background #picture |
|
6,701 | 7/13/2017 | picture of a haunted concrete head |
pants |
#concrete #haunted #head #picture |
|
2,202 | 11/8/2004 | picture of a hungry bear : EAT AT THE HUNGRY BEAR! |
#animals #disneyland #fat #hungry-bear #picture |
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3,749 | 2/6/2009 | picture of a mug : Dick |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #dick #mug #picture |
|
6,252 | 3/26/2016 | picture of a pair of urinals |
ozone |
#picture #urinal |
|
4,157 | 4/1/2010 | picture of a put urine here : Please put urine here |
pants |
#chinese #chinese-writing #picture #urine |
|
3,030 | 2/18/2007 | picture of a ski mask |
#dj-rapekit #picture |
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4,521 | 4/18/2011 | picture of a sock in the parking lot |
sock |
#deja-vu #parking-lot #picture #sfw #sock #sock-in-a-parking-lot |
|
4,571 | 6/9/2011 | Picture Of A Sock In The Parking Lot (Revisited) |
sock |
#parking-lot #picture #sfw #sock #sock-in-a-parking-lot |
|
5,014 | 10/1/2012 | picture of a true love |
pants |
#jizz #love #nsfw #pants-solo #picture #toilet |
|
2,369 | 4/24/2005 | picture of a wall hanging : picture of pants on the wall of a home |
#bonequest-hi-fi #no-dialog #picture #woodring-room-background |
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3,186 | 7/24/2007 | picture of a watering can |
#picture #sfw #watering-can |
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1,996 | 3/20/2004 | picture of a white house |
pants |
#infocom #no-dialog #picture #sfw #white-house #zork |
|
456 | 12/29/1999 | pie is good net: I LIKE PIE
deuce: WHAT KIND OF PIE THOUGH ?!?!?
net: AIDS
deuce: I BELIEVE THAT IS MORE OF A FLUFFY CAKE
|
deuce net |
#aids #cake #deuce-net #fluffy #pie #woodring-field-background |
|
4,029 | 11/17/2009 | piece of shit (ozone): HOW DO I FILE BUGS IN JERKCITY
ozone: -- UNKNOWN COMMAND: ".BUG"
ozone: GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT |
ozone |
#bug-report #ozone-solo #urinal-background #whisper |
|
3,289 | 11/4/2007 | pies pants: WHO WANTS PIE
pants: MY FINAL OFFER: PIES
pants: OKAY OKAY HOW ABOUT PIE AND PISS
spigot: WHAT KIND OF PIES
pants: I UH
spigot: I MEAN WHAT KIND OF PISS (SORRY)
spigot: WHAT KIND OF PIES AGAIN
pants: LET ME JUST |
pants spigot |
#fatness #food #funloving-nonsense #pants-spigot #pie #piss #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,967 | 4/11/2018 | pies cooling on the windowsill spigot: I WANT EVERYONE THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN AND CLOSE THE DOOR ON YOUR WAY OUT
pants: I WILL LIMIT MY ROLE TO OPENING ONE LAZY EYE FROM THE HAMMOCK TO CHECK FOR PIES COOLING ON THE WINDOWSILL |
pants spigot |
#lazy #pants-spigot #pie #smouldering-crater #woodring-field-background-2 |
|
8,794 | 4/16/2023 | pig think pants: :PIG2:
deuce: STOP
pants: NO
spigot: QUICK CALLOUT: AROUND THE CORNER FUDGE IS MADE
deuce: MY SPURT MISSED THE JIZZ NAPKIN |
#bored-pants #cipher #coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #emoji #fudge #jizz #milk-milk-lemonade #pig #protect-trans-kids #rot-13 #rot13 #spurt #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,186 | 11/23/2018 | PIGGYBACK deuce: HUMPING VS. HUMPED
spigot: THREE COINS IN A FOUNTAIN
pants: PIGGYBACK |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #high-res #mountain-background #single-panel |
|
7,663 | 3/13/2020 | pillars of creation spigot: shitting out the pillars of creation
spigot: more like the poollars of creation
spigot: okay they won't go down the toilet
spigot: now the entire universe is flooded
spigot: where's that dipper |
spigot |
#astronomy #big-dipper #cosmology #poop #shit #space-nuts-background #spigot-solo #toilet #universe |
|
5,752 | 10/29/2014 | pills => addiction => sucking dicks for pills deuce: BECAUSE I'M NOT SURE YOU'VE CHOSEN THE RIGHT PATH?!?!?!?
pants: OH I'M STICKING WITH THE PILLS => ADDICTION => SUCKING DICKS FOR PILLS PATH
deuce: OH OKAY GOOD
deuce: THIS IS JUST A SIDE QUEST |
deuce pants |
#addiction #choose-your-own-adventure #cocksucking #deuce-pants #drugs #green-background #huffy-pants #sidequest |
|
8,047 | 3/31/2021 | pilot's license spigot: WILL YOU PLEASE GET YOUR PILOT'S LICENSEAND PLOW A PLANE INTO THE NEW APPLE BUILDING
deuce: DONE AND DONE |
deuce spigot |
#airplane #apple #deuce-spigot #high-res #no-title-card #sfw #single-panel #terrorism #urinal-background #violence |
|
8,025 | 3/9/2021 | pimp spigot: A :POTATO: IN MY :PANTS: |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #emoji #high-res #potato #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #trousers #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,149 | 10/17/2018 | pinging and swinging spigot: HOW CAN I MANAGE THE NET WHEN I'M SCRAMBLING AROUND TRYING TO MANAGE ALL THESE DICKS
spigot: SEEKING A SOLUTION
spigot: PINGING AND SWINGING AND TRYING TO STUFF PEOPLE IN THE STALL (IT'S 5PM) |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #dicks #spigot-solo #ssl #urinal-background |
|
4,264 | 7/21/2010 | pink, lemony spigot: I TOOK THE SOAP DISPENSER OFF THE WALL AND INTO THE TOILET WITH ME
spigot: WHO'S UP FOR A PINK LEMONY SUDSY HAND JOB |
spigot |
#hand-job #lemon #soap #spigot-solo #tennis-balls |
|
8,954 | 9/23/2023 | pipe organ circus music spigot: ON ANDROID PHONES THE BROADCASTIFY APP SOMEHOW MAINTAINS A SECOND AUDIO STREAM SO YOU CAN LISTEN TO THE CLEVELAND METRO HOUSING AUTHORITY AND PIPE ORGAN CIRCUS MUSIC |
#android #broadcastify #mountain-background #sfw #spigot-solo |
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215 | 5/8/1999 | piss (aka piss curtains) deuce: I CAN JUST BARELY SEE YOU ALL THROUGH THE PISS CURTAIN
pants: DO YOU MEAN THE CURTAIN OF PISS
pants: OR THE PISS CURTAINS IN THE LIVING ROOM/BEDROOM/DINING ROOM
pants: IT'S MORE OF A NEVER-ENDING WATERFALL
spigot: OH YOU MEAN YOU AND YOUR TWELVE FRIENDS STANDING ABOVE ME IN A SEMI-CIRCLE
spigot: THAT'S CLEVER AND CREATIVE
pants: THERE ARE MORE ABOVE IN THE RAFTERS/CATACOMBS |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #deucegrin #piss #somber-deuce #woodring-room-background |
|
6,336 | 6/19/2016 | piss and sadness deuce: I SMELL OF PISS AND SADNESS
deuce: GRIEF
deuce: DESPAIR
deuce: I SMELL OF A LOT OF THINGS |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #despair-panel #deuce-solo #mountain-background #piss #sad-deuce #sadness #somber-deuce |
|
1,172 | 12/16/2001 | piss bag pants: PLASTIC BAGGIE OF PISS |
pants |
#and-how #announcement #bonequest-hi-fi #music #pants-solo #plastic-baggie-of-piss #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,236 | 1/12/2019 | piss chalice deuce: a chalice filled with piss
pants: PISS CHALICE |
deuce pants |
#cat #deuce-pants #piss #piss-chalice #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,709 | 1/21/2023 | piss christ pants: DO YOU KNOW ABOUT PISS CHRIST
pants: DO YOU BELIEVE |
#belief #christ #christ-is-lord #christ-jesus #coy-pants #gay #jesus #pants-solo #piss #religion #serrano #yellow-background |
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7,243 | 1/19/2019 | piss clams deuce: piss clams
pants: digging in the sand for them
pants: boiling them (in piss)
deuce: feeding them pills
pants: putting them back in the sand |
deuce pants |
#aquaculture #deuce-pants #dongbuffer #drugs #drunk-deuce #mountain-background #pills #piss #weird-pants-face |
|
7,888 | 10/23/2020 | piss clams deuce: PISS CLAMS / PISS CLAMS / THE BEST CLAMS / IN SI-AM |
deuce |
#ascap #deuce-solo #piss #poetry #salmon-background #seafood #singing #single-panel #thailand |
|
6,880 | 1/14/2018 | piss drinkers local union 437 pants: YOUR SEARCH - "PISS DRINKERS LOCAL UNION" OR "PISS DRINKERS UNION" -...
pants: ...DID NOT MATCH ANY DOCUMENTS.
pants: SUGGESTIONS:
pants: MAKE SURE ALL WORDS ARE SPELLED CORRECTLY.
pants: TRY DIFFERENT KEYWORDS.
pants: TRY MORE GENERAL KEYWORDS
: PANTS HAS BEEN SENDING MESSAGES TO YOU TOO RAPIDLY, AND IS NOW BEING IGNORED. |
pants |
#funloving-nonsense #ignored #no-results-found #nu-urinal-background #pants-solo #piss #piss-series #search-engines #too-rapidly #weird-pants-face |
|
4,850 | 4/5/2012 | piss fetish deuce: MMMM WARM TANGY PEE
deuce: I MEAN GROSS EWWW WHO'D EVER DRINK PEE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drink-pee #fetish #pee #piss #warm-tangy-pee #woodring-den-background |
|
919 | 4/1/2001 | piss fight pants: PISS FIGHT (HANDING OUT DIXIE CUPS AND SPLASH GUARDS)
atandt: THIS IS A FAMILY MOO SIR
atandt: SOON TO BE A DUKES OF HAZZARD THEME PARK
pants: WITH ANY LUCK
|
atandt pants |
#woodring-field-background |
|
1,882 | 11/28/2003 | piss freaks like me pants: DO CRICKETS PISS
deuce: ZZZ
pants: IF THEY DO I THINK WE SHOULD REMAKE WILLY WONKA STARRING JOHNNY DEPP
deuce: ZZZZ
deuce: DO ANDROIDS DREAM OF ELECTRIC PISS
pants: IF THEY'RE PISS FREAKS LIKE ME AND HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED TO DO SO, YES |
deuce pants |
#blade-runner #crickets #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #eerie-predictions #philip-k-dick #piss #sleep #unix #watersports #willy-wonka #woodring-field-background |
|
2,086 | 6/19/2004 | piss my face up spigot: HI
spigot: PISS MY FACE UP LIKE IT'S A GAY FIRE RAGING OUT OF THE CLOSET
spigot: OR DON'T
pants: NO EXIT |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #piss #sartre #white-background |
|
9,016 | 11/24/2023 | piss takes pants: PISS TAKES !!!!!
pants: PFFFFTFTFT
pants: PFFT (LAST LITTLE BIT)
pants: PFT
pants: PFTFTFTFTFFFFFT
pants: PFT
deuce: SPIT IT OUT SON |
#deuce-pants #piss #spit #spit-take #weird-coy-face #yellow-background |
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7,945 | 12/19/2020 | piss testing pants: PISS TESTING IN PROGRESS PLEASE STAND BACK REPEAT PLEASE STAND BACK
pants: :ROTATING_LIGHT:
deuce: ABSORBED DOSE: 573 MSV
pants: SOME PISS
deuce: QUANTITY: 6.2 L
pants: THAT’S WHAT I SAID, YEAH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #emoji #lavender-background #piss #radiation |
|
6,559 | 2/13/2017 | piss twins |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #piss #typo #urinal-background |
|
2,925 | 11/2/2006 | piss vids deuce: P-P-P
deuce: P-P-P
deuce: PISS VIDS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #photo-background #piss #sad-deuce |
|
3,193 | 7/31/2007 | piss wars pants: SQUIRT
deuce: SQUIRT
pants: NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL PRECISION
deuce: TAKE THAT YOU EVIL AXIS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #piss #squirt #war #white-background #wwii |
|
7,020 | 6/10/2018 | piss-testing |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #piss #science #urinal-background |
|
184 | 4/9/1999 | pisscam spigot: I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE THIS IS ALL FOR SOME PISSCAM PROJECT BUT I'M TRYING HARD TO HOLD STEADY |
spigot |
#cam #camera #fetish #pisscam #porn #spigot-solo #video #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,003 | 3/28/2004 | pissing on bitches pants: PISSING ON BITCHES AND RUNNING AWAY LIKE A PHANTOM OF THE OPERA WHO PISSES |
pants |
#pants-solo #phantom-of-the-opera #piss #running-away #woodring-field-background |
|
2,796 | 6/26/2006 | pissing, squirting spigot: SOMETIMES I WAKE UP AND MY DOLLS ARE ALL IN MY UNDERWEAR
spigot: THAT'S NOT RIGHT
(atandt): HMM
spigot: SO I'VE LEARNED TO GO WITHOUT UNDERWEAR
atandt: AHSO
spigot: I'M IN BED PISSING AND SQUIRTING
atandt: I'M UH
spigot: WHERE DID DEUCE GO
atandt: HE UH |
atandt spigot |
#arrested-by-shield #atandt-spigot #leisure-town #piss #whisper #woodring-den-background |
|
5,102 | 1/2/2013 | pissjackers pants: T DEUCE MY SCI-FI TV SERIES IS CALLED "PISSJACKERS" |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #piss #stray-dot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,624 | 8/9/2011 | pisspigs pants: P I S S P I G S
deuce: I PROCLAIM NO FOREKNOWLEDGE OF THAT MESSAGE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #piss #pisspigs #white-background |
|
4,906 | 6/5/2012 | pitchforks and torches deuce: AND WHILE YOU ARE DISTRACTED I ASSFUCK YOU
pants: PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES |
deuce pants |
#anal-sex #deuce-pants #pitchforks #torches #white-background |
|
144 | 3/7/1999 | pizza spigot: WHERE'S THAT PIZZA
spigot: BLRHLBUHRLUBHRLUBHLGHRLHGHRLBHLUGHBLULH PLUH BLUHH I AM SO SORRY
spigot: HLLLLLLLLLLGBHLHRLUHLBRHLGUHLLUH HUH HUH I JUST CAN'T KEEP ANYTHING DOWN
pants: MY SHOES
spigot: BLGUBHGLUBHRLUBHRTLUBHRLGURHLBURHGLUBRHGLUB MY FAULT
|
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hd #bonequest-hi-fi #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #pizza #sfw #vomit #woodring-room-background |
|
4,218 | 6/5/2010 | pizza and dead babies deuce: PIZZA AND DEAD BABIES HERE
pants: WHAT KIND OF PIZZA |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-pants #pizza #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,041 | 7/1/2018 | pizza shitposting |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicks #pizza #shitposting #woodring-room-background |
|
9,261 | 7/26/2024 | placed just so pants: MAY I PLEASE HAVE A TREAT PLACED ON THE TOP OF MY TONGUE
pants: I WILL KEEP MY EYES CLOSED
deuce: GRATE MY BALLS
deuce: JUST RUN 'EM AGAINST A CHEESE GRATER UNTIL THEY'RE GONE |
#balls #cbt #deuce-pants #deuces-balls #drunk-deuce #genital-mutilation #somber-deuce #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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6,387 | 8/10/2016 | placemats and bathmats spigot: SHOW ME A WOMAN ARTIST ANYWHERE ON THE PLANET
spigot: HURRR THESE ARE MY AZTEC LESBIAN FONDUE POTS
spigot: THESE ARE PLACEMATS AND BATHMATS |
spigot |
#art #diss #spigot-solo #urinal-background #women |
|
5,357 | 9/15/2013 | plaintext pants: > CHOKE RAPIST
deuce: > GIVE COIN TO RAPIST
deuce: > TIP RAPIST
pants: > WEAR FEDORA |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #choking #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #infocom #rape #woodring-room-background |
|
7,694 | 4/13/2020 | planet squirmy dick dick: IF YOU WERE A MOUNTAIN, YOU'D BE MT. REALLY QUEER
dick: IF YOU WERE A PLANET, YOU'D BE PLANET SQUIRMY DICK
dick: IF I WERE A CARTOON CHARACTER, I'D BE BLONDIE BUMSTEAD
deuce: HUNGRY FOR COCK |
deuce dick |
#blondie #cartoons #dagwood #deuce-dick #dick #drunk-deuce #insults #queer #urinal-background |
|
9,112 | 2/28/2024 | plans change sometimes pants: BARF ON MY WEIRD LITTLE BONER
pants: DON'T MAKE ME BEG
pants: ACTUALLY, NEVER THE MIND I MANAGED TO WORK SOMETHING OUT |
#barf #boner #coy-pants #pants-solo #psychosis-background #roman-shower #swamp-background #vomit |
||
1,693 | 5/20/2003 | planting seeds pants: WE SHOULD DISCUSS YOUR VIOLATIONS OF MY 7-BIT STRUCTURE (RE: RAMMING YOUR COCK INTO MY FLOWER BEDS)
deuce: I'M PLANTING SEEDS
pants: YOU HAVE SCARED THE GOPHERS OFF (WHICH IS GOOD) BUT ALSO DEFORESTED THE REGION (MAKING IT UNINHABITABLE FOR 900 YEARS)
deuce: HOLD STILL
pants: MY CHILDREN WILL SING PRAISE UNTO YOU FROM THEIR SECOND MOUTH OR GILLS (PRETTY MUCH WE HAVE TO KEEP THE LITTLE ONE UNDERWATER AT ALL TIMES)
deuce: I SAID HOLD STILL |
deuce pants |
#7-bit #coy-pants #deforestation #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #hold-still #millers-crossing #science-fiction #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,494 | 11/1/2002 | plants, leaves spigot: HOOOOOOOOOOO WHEN DINOSAURS ROAMED THE EARTH
spigot: HONK DONK
pants: GAY DINOSAURS??? WHAT THE
spigot: I EAT PLANTS AND LEAVES AND OVER THE COURSE OF CENTURIES EVENTUALLY NUTS AND BALLS
spigot: THAT'S RIGHT I'M THE PRICKOSAURUS DONGS
pants: MARTY NO
spigot: DISTANT RELATIVE OF THE COCKOSAURUS NUTS
pants: DOC STOP |
pants spigot |
#back-to-the-future #balls #dinosaurs #dongs #honk #nuts #pants-spigot #time-travel |
|
7,105 | 9/3/2018 | plated deuce: eat a bowl of dicks
pants: i prefer my dicks on a plate |
deuce pants |
#black-background #deuce-pants #dicks #single-panel |
|
7,963 | 1/6/2021 | platonic spigot: GODDAMMIT WHO KEEPS FLUSHING MY POOS DOWN THE TOILET
deuce: MY POOS ARE PLATONIC
deuce: (IN THAT THEY ARE ALL SHAPED LIKE THE PLATONIC SOLIDS) |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #geometry #math #poo #red-background #toilet #word-play |
|
9,196 | 5/22/2024 | play along pants: HANDS BEHIND HEAD, LEANING BACK, OKAY, NOW: BEAT ME OFF
deuce: WHY ISN'T IT HARD
pants: WELL
pants: MAYBE TAKE OFF YOUR TOP, DANCE AROUND A LITTLE, BREAK OUT THE SOCK PUPPETS |
#a-love-story #beating-off #coy-pants #dance #dancing #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #erectile-dysfunction #puppet #shirtless #somber-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
||
4,191 | 5/7/2010 | play dentist with me deuce: ANYONE WANT TO PLAY DENTIST
deuce: SERIOUSLY ?!?!?! LET'S PLAY DENTIST
deuce: I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
deuce: AND THEN YOU'LL PUNCH ME IN THE MOUTH
deuce: AND THEN WE'LL KISS FOR THREE HOURS |
deuce |
#dentist #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #mouth #woodring-field-background |
|
2,132 | 8/4/2004 | play oasis tracks spigot: IF YOU CAN POSSIBLY BL@(B$*}}}}}}}}
pants: LINE NOISE CAPTAIN
pants: WHAT SHOULD WE DO
spigot: DUNK ME IN GLITTER AND BATTER MY BALLS AND CARPOOL ME TO THE EIGHTIES MASHUP |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #dunking #glitter #line-noise #oasis #pants-spigot #white-background |
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2,774 | 6/4/2006 | play with my balls spigot: PANTS AND DEUCE WILL NOT BE AROUND FOR A WHILE (ARRESTED BY S.H.I.E.L.D.)
spigot: I ASKED YOU TO PLAY WITH MY BALLS IN A GENTLE SQUEEZY WAY AND INSTEAD YOU PINCH THEM, KICK THEM TO THE POINT OF NUMBNESS AND BLUENESS??????????????
spigot: THAT IS NO WAY TO BEHAVE |
spigot |
#arrested-by-shield #balls #cbt #genital-mutilation #mountain-background #nuts-of-spigot #spigot-solo |
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8,203 | 9/3/2021 | play-doh deuce: IF YOU EAT PLAY-DOH YOU WILL SHIT IT OUT
deuce: ^^^ TRUE STORY ^^^
spigot: LIKE IN FUNNY SHAPES ?? |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #dongs #funny-shapes #shit #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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966 | 5/19/2001 | playing boggle spigot: I THINK DEUCE IS PLAYING BOGGLE
spigot: I PLACE MY EAR TO THE DOOR OF HIS OFFICE AND I HEAR "BOGGLE GOGGLE HOGGLE" FOR LIKE FIFTEEN MINUTES AND IT'S LOCKED
spigot: FREE TO BE FILLED WITH DICK
deuce: I CAN'T SPELL THAT WITH THESE LETTERS |
deuce spigot |
#beatles #boggle #deuce-spigot #poo #woodring-stairs-background |
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313 | 8/12/1999 | playing grab-ass pants: SOMEONE'S STIFF
spigot: THAT SOMEONE IS ME
.(plant): COCKS |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hd #cocks #pants-spigot #plant #special-guest #stiffy #thought #woodring-field-background |
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4,530 | 4/27/2011 | playing restaurant deuce: T PANTS I WOULD LIKE A SALAD WITH RANCH DRESSING THANK YOU
deuce: T PANTS COULD I ALSO GET CURLY FRIES
pants: T DEUCE YOU DO NOT DESERVE CURLY FRIES (PLACING THEM BACK ON THE HOTPLATE)
deuce: T PANTS HOLY WHAT THE |
deuce pants |
#curly-fries #deuce-pants #food #fries #mouse-cursor #ranch #sfw #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
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1,357 | 6/19/2002 | playing solitare spigot: DEAR BITCH
spigot: SOMETIMES WHEN I WATCH YOU PLAYING SOLITAIRE
spigot: I WANT TO GO OVER TO YOU AND JUST SMASH YOUR FACE IN
spigot: OTHER TIMES I LOOK AT YOU IN THE DOPEY PINK SUITS YOU
spigot: SEEM TO LIKE KNITTING FOR YOURSELF AND I WONDER
spigot: HOW YOU'D LIKE TO TAKE A FAT DICK IN THE ASS
spigot: ANYWAY, WRITE BACK. |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background #write-back |
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7,263 | 2/8/2019 | playtest results pants: *last night's playtest:*
pants: 59 logins, 32 unique players
pants: 9 quests completed (that weren't just "Leave the public restroom")
pants: 90 chat lines
pants: 140 parse errors (may or may not be real bugs)
pants: 15 critical errors
pants: 1 crash
pants: 0 bones found |
pants |
#bonequest #bug-report #grey-background #pants-solo #video-games #weird-pants-face |
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7,264 | 2/9/2019 | PLAYTEST RESULTS (UPDATED) pants: PLAYTEST RESULTS (UPDATED):
pants: 144 LOGINS
pants: 100 CRITICAL ERRORS
pants: 16 QUESTS COMPLETED
pants: 61 INCIDENTS OF PLAYERS KISSING TOILETS FOR SOME REASON
pants: 324 CHAT LINES
pants: SEVERAL CRASHES (SORRY EVERYBODY)
pants: ZERO BONES FOUND |
pants |
#meta #neon-grid-background #pants-solo #video-games #weird-pants-face |
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8,911 | 8/11/2023 | please spigot: PLEASE STRENGTHEN MY EASTERN FLANK |
#corndog-background #sfw #spigot-solo #strategy #war |
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3,338 | 12/23/2007 | please and thank you spigot: TRYING TO WORK ON MY PEOPLE SKILLS
spigot: PLEASE MAY I SUCK IT SIR |
spigot |
#counter-strike #jesus #photo-background #spigot-solo |
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8,396 | 3/14/2022 | please be advised spigot: PLEASE BE ADVISED YOU ALL LICK DICK
effigy: K
spigot: SOOTHING QUEERSCAPES |
#dicklicking #effigy-spigot #low-res #queerscapes #woodring-room-background |
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3,932 | 8/8/2009 | please be seated pants: AM I DOOMED TO LIVE LIKE A TEENAGED GIRL FOREVER
pants: MY CLOTHES ARE IN PILES ALL OVER MY ROOM
pants: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE ?????????????????
deuce: T PANTS PLEASE BE SEATED |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sfw |
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3,129 | 5/28/2007 | please call my bbs spigot: I SWEAR I BOTTLED UP ALL MY URINE
spigot: PUT DOWN THE STICK
spigot: I CAN BE QUIET
spigot: PLEASE CALL MY BBS |
spigot |
#bbs #chinese #deja-vu #extra-white-space #funny-face-drink #spigot-solo #uncategorized-background #urine |
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4,396 | 12/1/2010 | please call the enclave spigot: DEAR SIR, THANKS FOR THE JPEGS OF YOUR FAT, DUMB WIFE.
spigot: ALSO THANKS FOR BLURRING HER FACE WITH SOME STUPID GRAPHICS PROGRAM
spigot: WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR SUBMISSION DOES NOT SUIT OUR PRESENT NEEDS
spigot: VERY TRULY YOURS, FIVE KNOBBY COCKS IN YOUR IDIOT FACE
spigot: P.S. PLEASE CALL THE ENCLAVE BUT NOT AFTER 6PM |
spigot |
#bbs #enclave #nuggh #porn #spigot-solo #urinal-background #viscera |
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8,515 | 7/11/2022 | please deprecate me deuce: I'M XML; PLEASE DEPRECATE ME
pants: (CHANTING) XML / XML / XML |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #sfw #woodring-field-background #xml |
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1,183 | 12/27/2001 | please describe yourself net: PLEASE DESCRIBE YOURSELF
net: [X] INDEPENDENT
net: [X] RATIONAL
net: [X] A GODDAMN LYING BITCH
deuce: THAT'S THE PAIN TALKING |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #multiple-choice #trick #women #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,899 | 3/25/2015 | please do my homework for me pants: PLEASE DO MY HOMEWORK FOR ME
atandt: FIRST TAKE YOUR ATABRINE |
atandt pants |
#atabrine #atandt-pants #grey-background #homework #html-entity #non-breaking-space |
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6,271 | 4/16/2016 | please do the needful pants: PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL (WHICH AS IT TURNS OUT IS TO WATCH MY DICK/BALLS COMBO DO WHEELIES IN THE PARKING LOT FOR THE REST OF THE AFTERNOON) |
pants |
#dick-balls-combo #gaydads #needful #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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4,687 | 10/18/2011 | please don't abuse the help pants: I SAID PELLEGRINO IN THE SMALL GLASS BOTTLES NOT THE MEDIUM SIZED PLASTIC BOTTLES
spigot: THIS IS ***PERRIER*** ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND |
pants spigot |
#fizzy-water #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #pellegrino #perrier #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,045 | 7/5/2018 | please don't tell |
spigot |
#cosby #double-fister #fatness #filler-panel #rough-trade #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background #zinger |