No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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2,364 | 4/19/2005 | rape kit spigot: I NEED A RAPE KIT
pants: THE GOOD KIND ????
pants: MAKE YOUR OWN: DUCT TAPE, BALL GAG, SCISSORS, CEMENT MIX, STEEL DRUM, JARS OF URINE
pants: (LOOKS INTO CAMERA) WHAT'S IN YOUR RAPE KIT, AMERICA
deuce: DO THE JARS NEED TO BE PREFILLED |
deuce pants spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #cement #commercial #credit-card #deuce-pants-spigot #drums-of-concrete #fourth-wall #rape #rapekit #somber-deuce #the-good-kind #urine #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,541 | 5/8/2011 | rape machine deuce: XANAX + VODKA = <RAPE MACHINE ACTIVATED>
pants: GO GO GO |
deuce pants |
#alcohol #deuce-pants #drugs #rape #urinal-background #xanax |
|
1,291 | 4/14/2002 | rape pool deuce: OKAY THAT'S IT EVERYBODY OUT OF THE RAPE POOL
pants: WHY IS VI LOCKED
pants: COME ON WAKE UP
pants: I MEAN SORRY SORRY LEAVING THE RAPE POOL |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #deucegrin #editor #pool #rape #smooth-fonts #unix #vi #woodring-room-background |
|
3,685 | 12/4/2008 | rape room pants: THIS IS THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND THIS IS THE DEN
pants: AND THIS IS THE RAPE ROOM
pants: CLICK HERE TO GET THE PLUG-IN |
pants |
#pants-solo #rape #urinal-background #you-know-what-to-do |
|
5,680 | 8/18/2014 | rapekits spigot: IN MY DAY, RAPE KITS WERE NOTHING BUT DUCT TAPE AND GARBAGE BAGS!!!
spigot: NOW THEY'RE USED IN "HOSPITALS" TO ANALYZE "EVIDENCE"
spigot: IT'S JUST WAY LESS ROMANTIC |
spigot |
#rape #rapekit #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
5,291 | 7/11/2013 | rapidly inflating ever-expanding pants: FOOOOOMPH
pants: FLOATING ABOVE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE
pants: OUT TO SEA |
pants |
#bay-area #foomph #pants-solo #phalus700 #physical-comedy #san-francisco #woodring-room-background |
|
4,176 | 4/22/2010 | raping children pants: RAPING CHILDREN IS A SIN YOU KNOW
deuce: I ONLY EAT THEM FOR SUSTENANCE |
deuce pants |
#cannibalism #deuce-pants #ponk #rape #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,824 | 1/9/2015 | rappin' at ya spigot: I'M FATTY MCBONER AND I'M HERE TO SAY
spigot: MY BALLS ARE FAT AND MY MOUTH IS GAY
spigot: MACSBUG |
spigot |
#macintosh #macsbug #rap #spigot-solo |
|
2,142 | 9/10/2004 | rarely or never (still working out the bitrot) spigot: I KNOW HOW TO HOOK MY VCR UP TO MY MAC AND YANK MY DICK TO PORNOS
spigot: IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN
spigot: IN A 640X480 WINDOW
spigot: MILLIONS OF COLORS
spigot: T LADY I CAN REWIND JUST BY HITTING CMD-R
spigot: SO YOU'RE NOT DONE SUCKING DICK UNTIL I SAY SO
spigot: AND I RARELY OR NEVER SAY SO
(spigot): JUST GET OUT |
spigot |
#badly-pasted-title #macintosh #porn #spigot-solo #whisper #woodring-room-background |
|
1,697 | 5/24/2003 | raror spigot: YOU CAN ROLL A ROLO / TO YOUR PAL
spigot: ACTUALLY YOU CAN ONLY ROLL A ROLL OF ROLOS TO YOUR PAL BECAUSE SINGLE ROLOS VEER OFF INTO THE WEEDS
deuce: SO YOU LIED (FROWN) |
deuce spigot |
#badly-pasted-title #deuce-spigot #mousehole #nonstandard-title-panel #rolo #sfw #spigot-shrug #woodring-room-background |
|
4,365 | 10/30/2010 | rather distracting deuce: MOUTHING
deuce: MULTIPLE MOUTHINGS
deuce: HOLY CHRIST
deuce: THAT'S PRETTY COMFORTABLE
deuce: I DARE SAY IT'S RATHER DISTRACTING |
deuce |
#cricket #deuce-solo #mouth |
|
3,165 | 7/3/2007 | rave party spigot: NO TO HYPOCRISY
spigot: YES TO A RAVE PARTY
pants: MAYBE TO A REACHAROUND
spigot: I MADE A COLLAGE OF THINGS WE'VE DONE TOGETHER (BIKING, CHOKING) |
pants spigot |
#collage #pants-spigot #rave |
|
294 | 7/25/1999 | re: porn spigot: RE: SISTA 4, THIS ONE WAS A WALL TO WALL WHORE EXTRAVAGANZA, ALL GIRLS AND CONSEQUENTLY LITTLE OR NO SPURT (JUST SALIVA)
deuce: T SPIGOT I SUPPOSE YOU'RE A SPURT MAN THEN
spigot: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
deuce: T SPIGOT WHICH GIRL IN SISTA 4 ARE YOU REFERRING TO
spigot: DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-likes-black-chicks #deuce-points #deuce-spigot #lesbian #mexico #plant #porn #sista #spurt #whore #woodring-field-background |
|
6,816 | 11/11/2017 | re: regression in 4.14-rc2 caused by apparmor: add base infastructure for socket mediation pants: STOP GTHIS F*CKING IDIOCY ALREADY! MMM DUH
pants: AS FAR AS THE KERNEL IS CONCERNED, A REGRESSIONS IS THE KERNEL NOT GIVING THE SAME END RESULT WITH THE SAME USER SPACE GHLAHGLAHGLUHALG GOOD LORD MEN HAULGUHLAG
pants: THE REGRESSION WAS IN THE KERNEL. YOU TRYING TO SHIFT THE REGRESSIONS SOMEWHERE ELSE IS BOGUS SHIT BRRRRR MMM YEAH OOOH BOY
pants: AND SERIOUSLY, IT'S THE KIND OF GARBAGE THAT MAKES ME THINK YOUR OPINION AND YOUR CODE CANNOT BE RELIED ON OOH BALLS HLAGHUAHGLAG DUH
pants: IF YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO ADMIT THAT YOUR COMMIT 651E28C5537A ("APPARMOR: ADD BASE TO INFASTRUCTURE FOR SOCKET MEDIATION") CAUSED A REGRESSION, THEN HONESTLY, I DON'T WANT TO GET COMMITS FROM YOU FAT FARTS AHOY
pants: IT'S THAT SIMPLE.
pants: I'M *VERY* UNHAPPY WITH THE SECURITY LAYER AS IS, THE LAST THING I WANT TO SEE IS SOME SECURITY LAYER DEVELOPER THAT THEN GOES ON TO TRY TO RE-DEFINE WAS REGRESSION MEANS HLGAHGULAHGLUAG EATING IT ALL HALGHULAGUG
pants: äOOp ÃÂ¥Oùp I,W â©ÃÂSIpàpOMN SÃÂâ´â©ÃÂS â´HâÂÂâ´ IS â ùÃÂäùÃÂSSION OH Iâ² âÂ
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pants: IT'S NOT OK TO SAY "BUT WE'LL FIX THE USER SPACE SETUP" GARK GARK GARK GARK
pants: IT'S THAT SIMPLE.
pants: REALLY. NOT OK.
pants: I THINK I WILL HAVE TO REVERT THAT GARBAGE, FOR THE SIMPLE REASON THAT I REFUSE TO HAVE CODE IN THE KERNEL FROM MAINTAINERS THAT CANNOT EVEN UNDERSTAND THE FIRST RULE OF KERNEL DEVELOPMENT HALGHLAUGHLUHGLUAG I EAT POO HALGHUALG
pants: THE FIRST RULE IS: -WE DON'T CAUSE REGRESSIONS SMOOSHING AND SMEARING IT
pants: AND THE COROLLARY IS THAT WHEN REGRESSIONS *DO* OCCUR, WE ADMIT TO THEM AND FIX THEM, INSTEAD OF BLAMING USER SPACE FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK I'M GOIN' DOWN
pants: THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE APPARENTLY BEEN DENYING THE REGRESSION NOW FOR THREE WEEKS MEANS THAT I WILL REVERT, AND I WILL SOP PULLING APPARMOR REQUESTS UNTIL THE PEOPLE INVOLVED UNDERSTAND HOW KERNEL DEVELOPMENT IS DONE MMMM DUH WET ONES |
linus |
#bug-report #gark #linus-torvalds #linux #lkml #mmm-yeah-oooh-boy #overlong #pants-solo #rotation #security #smearing #smooshing #typo #urinal-background |
|
7,431 | 7/25/2019 | re: the universal solvent deuce: piss: the universal solvent
pants: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: piss
spigot: hp wuvcraft |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #lovecraft #piss #repetition #urinal-background |
|
5,638 | 7/7/2014 | read a book or something pants: WOULD YOU MIND IF I BEAT OFF IN YOUR FACE AND, WHILE I DO SO, PRETEND LIKE YOU'RE BORED
pants: THAT'S MY FETISH
pants: READ A BOOK OR SOMETHING
deuce: NO SCREAMING OR CALLING THE POLICE PLEASE |
deuce pants |
#beating-off #bored #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fetish #police #urinal-background #wienerdogs |
|
2,611 | 12/22/2005 | read my lips spigot: I'LL SMOKE DOPE TO THAT
spigot: READ MY LIPS: BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL
spigot: I AM A FAT OLD MAN WITH A FAT OLD DONG AND HERE IS MY $40
spigot: I MIGHT ADD THAT BY LAW YOU HAVE TO MAKE NOISE DURING IT |
spigot |
#dong #fat #fat-old-man #marijuana #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
3,116 | 5/15/2007 | reading of the will spigot: I HAVE NO MONEY FOR FOOD OR RENT
spigot: IF NOBODY MINDS I'M JUST GOING TO SNAP INTO THIS SLIM JIM
spigot: HOMPTH |
spigot |
#death-and-return-of-deuce #sfw #snap-into-a-slim-jim #spigot-solo #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background |
|
2,649 | 1/29/2006 | real estate deuce: 1024x768 MEANS MORE SCREEN REAL ESTATE
pants: PLUS MICHAEL EISNER AS A ZOMBIE SLAVE
pants: WE CAN TEACH HIM TO MAKE ICED TEA
pants: AND PLAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY ON THE PIANO
deuce: PROBABLY BUT LET'S NOT GET INTO THAT |
deuce pants |
#birthday #deuce-pants #disney #sfw #zombie |
|
3,510 | 6/12/2008 | real fucking fat dick: REAL FUCKING FAT
dick: I MEAN FAT
dick: BIG ROLLY FAT
deuce: THERE'S NO GODDAMN CANDY IN THE BATHROOM |
deuce dick |
#candy #deuce-dick #fat #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background |
|
1,887 | 12/3/2003 | real high spigot: PRETEND YOU'RE IN SOUND OF MUSIC AND YOU'RE SINGING AND PRANCING AND PISSING EIDELWEISS
spigot: OR AMONGST THE EIDELWEISS EITHER WAY I JUST LIKE BEING IN THE OUT OF DOORS OR UP THE DOWN OF DICKS (PRICKS AFTER LABOR DAY)
spigot: YOU NEED TO BE REAL HIGH TO CHAIN THOSE LAST THREE TOGETHER |
spigot |
#marijuana #spigot-solo #typo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,163 | 4/7/2010 | really pants: DOES THE BIBLE SAY WE CAN'T BE GAY
pants: DOES IT REALLY SAY THAT
pants: REALLY
pants: CAN'T A MAN LIE DOWN WITH ANOTHER MAN'S COCK IN HIS FACE
pants: THAT IS GROSS, I WILL BE LESS NOISY IN THE FUTURE
pants: HAULGHALUG HALUHGLUAHUAL HAULGHLAUHG
pants: IT'S JUST A LITTLE BLOOD
pants: IT'LL WASH OUT |
pants |
#pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
6,987 | 5/8/2018 | really pants: I WEAR SWIM TRUNKS AS UNDERPANTS
deuce: REALLY
pants: NO I JUST WANTED ATTENTION |
deuce pants |
#clothes #deuce-pants #grey-background #sfw #underpants |
|
767 | 10/29/2000 | really big ones spigot: I'M A DEFECTIVE O-RING |
spigot |
#woodring-stairs-background |
|
724 | 9/16/2000 | really big ones, folks pants: I AM THE LAST OF
pants: THE FAMOUS
pants: INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOYS |
pants |
#morrissey #pants-solo #singing #woodring-room-background |
|
1,834 | 10/11/2003 | really choking this time pants: OOF OW REALLY CHOKING THIS TIME (REGARDLESS OF WHAT MY RESUME AND BIO SAY) |
pants |
#pants-solo #physical-comedy #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
4,831 | 3/17/2012 | really cram it down there for good measure pants: DOORKNOBS, TOILET SEATS
pants: I AM PRAYING, HOPING, LICKING |
pants |
#black-background #deja-vu #pants-solo #toilet #weird-pants-face |
|
5,057 | 11/15/2012 | really distracting pants: THIS AXE IN MY SKULL
pants: IT'S REALLY DISTRACTING |
pants |
#grey-background #pants-solo #sfw #violence |
|
2,394 | 5/19/2005 | really drilling down pants: BRRRRRRRRRRRRR DRILLING DOWN BRRRRRRRRRRR
deuce: T PANTS AND NO POO DOES NOT COUNT
bung: T PANTS LET US KNOW WHEN YOU STRIKE DICK
deuce: TO MAKE JEWELRY, ETC.
bung: WE CAN SMELT THE DICK ORE
bung: I WAS THINKING OF TOKENS FOR THE GLORY HOLE MACHINES |
bung deuce pants |
#bung-deuce-pants #drilling #glory-hole #mining #poo #somber-deuce #woodring-field-background |
|
464 | 1/3/2000 | really forcing me spigot: YOU SURE ARE "FORCING" ME TO SUCK YOUR DICK WHOEVER YOU ARE
|
spigot |
#dick #dicksucking #spigot-solo #unnecessary-quotation-marks #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,600 | 9/10/2008 | really hoping spigot: REALLY HOPING I AM NOT ASKED TO CONTRIBUTE
spigot: IN ANY REGARD |
spigot |
#boners #safety-pirate #woodring-field-background |
|
3,102 | 5/1/2007 | really lean in pants: SDFHGLDIYFDL;FH?!?!?!?!S;DFKLGH
pants: LISTEN TO THE SOUND OF MY DONG
pants: REALLY LEAN IN (BUT HOLD ONTO THE GUARD RAIL)
deuce: RIGHT IN THE {THING WORDS COME OUT OF}
pants: POUNDING THEM DOWN
pants: PUTT PUTT PUTT I LIKES IT LIKE THAT
pants: WE ALL LIKES IT LIKES THAT |
deuce pants |
#custom-background #deuce-pants #multiple-backgrounds #photo #putt #uncategorized-mosaic-background #urinal-background |
|
4,143 | 3/17/2010 | really lean into it spigot: SPEAK INTO THE DONG
pants: REALLY LEAN INTO IT |
pants spigot |
#dong #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
|
1,845 | 10/22/2003 | really mad about something pants: ALL YOU PART-TIME FAGS OUT |
pants |
#employment #fags #gay #huffy-pants #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,274 | 4/19/2016 | really making a lot of sense deuce: YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO WHAT DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN SAYING LATELY AND HE'S
deuce: REALLY MAKING A LOT OF SENSSSSSSSS
deuce: YEAH CAN'T KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE WITH THAT |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #donald-trump #grey-background #laughing-deuce #politics #sfw |
|
4,272 | 7/29/2010 | really nothing i can do about it pants: I AM SORRY IT IS SHAPED LIKE A TUNA-FISH CAN BUT THERE IS REALLY NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT
deuce: WHAT THE CHRIST |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #lynnea #prostitute #uncredited-character #urinal-background |
|
6,608 | 4/6/2017 | really pushing it deuce: UH OH MY MAC IS RUNNING THREE PROGRAMS NOW
deuce: I'M REALLY PUSHING IT
spigot: TEACHTEXT NOTE PAD AND KEY CAPS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dongbutter #macintosh #woodring-room-background |
|
7,461 | 8/24/2019 | really really really spigot: i really really really
spigot: don't want to be that guy
spigot: but
spigot: fags of our fathers |
spigot |
#films #kitty #meow #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
3,023 | 2/11/2007 | really smearing it in there deuce: T PANTS OKAY STOP SHITTING ON MY CARPET (NOT REALLY CHARMING)
pants: SMEARING IT IN WITH MY HEEL WHILE MAINTAINING EYE CONTACT (SO I CAN APPEAR CONFIDENT AND CLOSE THE SALE) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #eye-injury #poo #smearing #urinal-background |
|
5,855 | 2/9/2015 | really starting to tear pants: TWO BY TWO
pants: FOUR BY FOUR
pants: SIX BY SIX OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW IT'S REALLY STARTING TO TEAR |
pants |
#anal #grey-background #huffy-pants #pants-solo |
|
5,920 | 4/15/2015 | really stuck pants: COME ON GUYS I'M REALLY STUCK HERE
deuce: SHUT IT
pants: I WISH I COULD FLY
pants: THEN I COULD UNSTICK MYSELF FROM THIS PLACE THAT I AM STUCK
deuce: FAT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #fatness #half-life #stuck #urinal-background #winnie-the-pooh |
|
2,756 | 5/17/2006 | really warm in here spigot: IT'S REALLY WARM IN HERE FOLKS
deuce: I HEAR THAT
spigot: COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TURN DOWN THE FAT
pants: MAYBE OPEN A GAY WINDOW |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #fat #gay #photo-background |
|
1,309 | 5/2/2002 | rear end spigot: GROSS
spigot: SOMEONE IN A PORN MOVIE JUST STUCK HIS THING UP A GIRL'S REAR END |
spigot |
#anal #bonequest-hd #girl #porn #rear-end #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,196 | 8/27/2021 | rebranding spigot: THEY SHOULD REBRAND AS GIRAFFEGHANISTAN AND GIVE EVERYONE RIDES :GIRAFFE_FACE::GIRAFFE_FACE::GIRAFFE_FACE::GIRAFFE_FACE::GIRAFFE_FACE::GIRAFFE_FACE: |
spigot |
#afghanistan #current-events #emoji #funloving-nonsense #giraffe #sfw #single-panel #yellow-background |
|
5,769 | 11/15/2014 | recast a new set deuce: I THINK I SHOULD FIRE JERKCITY AND RECAST A NEW SET
pants: SEE IF YOU CAN GET MALCOLM MCDOWELL |
deuce pants |
#blue-background #deuce-pants #gark #malcolm-mcdowell #sfw |
|
1,757 | 7/23/2003 | recent streetlight records purchases pants: THE SOUNDTRACK TO SEXY BEAST
pants: R.E.M. SINGLE "E-BOW THE LETTER" (PERHAPS THIS WILL SCARE THE HERPES AWAY)
pants: SOME KIND OF SIGOR ROS CD WITH MR CLEAN SINGING ALONG PLUS A FUTURE SOUND OF LONDON CD WITH A 2002 COPYRIGHT |
#future-sound-of-london #herpes #mr-clean #music #pants-solo #rem #sexy-beast #sigor-ros #streetlight-records #typo #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,957 | 12/31/2020 | recycled deuce: VDICKS AND ESTALLS (THIS JOKE RECYCLED FROM 1996) |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dicks #joke #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
|
295 | 7/26/1999 | RED ALERT pants: A GANG OF MOUTHS
pants: MAN THE BATTLESTATIONS, MEN
|
pants |
#battlestations #mouth #no-fat-chicks #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
1,674 | 5/1/2003 | red dragon pants: I HAVE BECOME THE RED DRAGON
deuce: WELL HERE'S SOME URINE, RED DRAGON |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #john-turmel #no-greytext #red-dragon #sfw #urine #woodring-field-background |
|
6,420 | 9/15/2016 | red mesh bag spigot: LICKING DICK FOR THE COMPLETE KLUTZ
spigot: COMES WITH A RED MESH BAG OF DICKS |
spigot |
#bag-of-dicks #books #dicklicking #dicks #how-to #klutz #mountain-background #sack-filled-with-severed-penises #smile-more #spigot-solo |
|
8,455 | 5/12/2022 | red pilled pants: THERE IS NO RED PILL YOU'RE JUST A HUGE HUGE ASSHOLE |
#blue-background #matrix #pants-solo #politics #single-panel |
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2,245 | 12/21/2004 | red planet deuce: PUT IT IN THERE AND WIGGLE IT AROUND LIKE IT'S EXPLORING MARS
pants: SLOWLY AND PRONE TO ERROR THEN
deuce: RESPONDING WITH DELAY TO COMMANDS AND WORKING ON A NEARLY AIRLESS LANDSCAPE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mars #woodring-stairs-background |
|
9,230 | 6/25/2024 | reddit hates women spigot: HEY REDDIT I'LL DO A PUSHUP FOR EVERY DICK I SUCK |
#dicksucking #exercise #mountain-background #no-title-card #single-panel #spigot-solo |
||
3,387 | 2/10/2008 | redemp tion deuce: REDEMPTION
pants: COME ON MY FACE
deuce: WITHDRAWING REDEMPTION REQUEST |
deuce pants |
#badly-pasted-title #deuce-pants #facial #redemption #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,842 | 6/3/2023 | redemptive arc spigot: PLEASE ENJOY THIS REDEMPTIVE ARC (OF URINE)
spigot: PLUH PTHT :ZAP: BZZT DOWNTIME |
#downtime #emoji #mountain-background #no-title-card #physical-comedy #spigot-solo #urine |
||
204 | 4/28/1999 | rednex spigot: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF ...................
spigot: LET'S GO AROUND !!!!!!
spigot: GLK
spigot: SQUEEZING MY NECK WITH YOUR FIST
deuce: THAT IS HOW IT TURNS RED YOU SEE
spigot: THEN I MIGHT BE A REDNECK
deuce: FUCKING HOLD STILL |
deuce spigot |
#choking #deuce-spigot #hold-still #jeff-foxworthy #violent-disapproval #woodring-field-background |
|
7,524 | 10/26/2019 | redshirts, blueshirts, yellowshirts deuce: murder them all???
pants: just the ones in red shirts
pants: blue shirts get handjobs, yellow shirts get half-and-half |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #handjob #murder #space-nuts-background #star-trek |
|
1,216 | 1/29/2002 | reese witherspoon deuce: IF I CHANGE MY NAME TO REESE WITHERSPOON CAN I AT LEAST GET SOME
pants: ALL RIGHT
pants: I WILL WAIT FOR THE COURT ORDER BEFORE I HUALGHLUAHLUAHLUAHLAG WHO AM I TRYING TO FOOL HERE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicklicking #woodring-field-background |
|
3,808 | 4/6/2009 | referring to the same deuce: BEATING IT OFF, THEN BEATING IT, THEN BEATING OFF
spigot: SOMETIMES BEFORE I BEAT IT OFF, I HAVE TO BEAT IT ****ON****
deuce: I DON'T THINK WE'RE REFERRING TO THE SAME THING
deuce: COMPARING NOTES, SPECS |
deuce spigot |
#beating #beating-off #deuce-spigot #urinal-background |
|
15 | 9/3/1998 | regarding my salary pants: I FAIL TO SEE WHAT THE TOILET HAS TO DO WITH MY PERFORMANCE REVIHGULAHALUHALHGUALGHULAHGULAHGLAHGLAHGA
pants: SIR I AHUGLAHGLUAHGULAHGLAHGLAHGLAHGLAHG
pants: REGARDING MY SALARY HGALHALGAHLGUAHUGLAHLGAGLAHLAHGULAHLAHGLAG
deuce: IS IT STARTING TO DAWN ON YOU NOW SIR
|
deuce pants |
#cocksucking-noises #deuce-pants #deucegrin #drowning #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #fourth-wall-pants #huffy-pants #performance-review #somber-deuce #toilet #woodring-room-background |
|
1,838 | 10/15/2003 | regarding our recent correspondence deuce: YOUR COMMENT HAS TRIGGERED MY POOP REFLEX |
deuce |
#comment #deuce-solo #poop #woodring-field-background |
|
7,664 | 3/14/2020 | regarding your dong deuce: is your dong woke
pants: it is an ally |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dong #high-res #mountain-background #single-panel #woke |
|
1,407 | 8/7/2002 | reggae spigot: I JERK IT IN THE MORNING
spigot: I JERK IT IN THE NIGHT
spigot: I JERK IT IN THE TOILET
spigot: I JERK IT IN PLAIN SIGHT
spigot: I WANT TO JERK IT WITH YOU
spigot: IT'S CALL "REGGAE" YOU RACIST PHOBES
pants: I HOPE YOU LIKE JERKING TOO
pants: (JERKING)
spigot: (JERKING)
spigot: DO THESE DREADLOCKS MAKE ME LOOK (A) GAY OR (B) FAT
pants: JA MON |
pants spigot |
#bob-marley #multiple-choice #pants-spigot #reggae #singing #toilet #woodring-field-background |
|
4,265 | 7/22/2010 | registered dicklicker spigot: REGISTERED DICKLICKER
spigot: MINT OGRE-LOAD |
spigot |
#dicklicking #mcdonalds #milkshake #mint #mouse-cursor #shrek #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,991 | 10/30/2023 | regular balls pants: ```-BASH: UNZUP: COMMAND NOT FOUND```
pants: HALP I CAN'T COMPILE MY POINTERS
deuce: MY HTML WON'T LINK
pants: HALP ALMOST OUT OF SNO-BALLS
pants: AND REGULAR BALLS
pants: NOPE HERE THEY COME (MARCHING TWO BY TWO) |
#angry-panel #balls #bash #candy #deuce-pants #grey-background #halp #hostess #html #huffy-pants #typo #unix |
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1,993 | 3/17/2004 | regular c spigot: HOLY BALLS IN THE FACE AND NECK AREA
spigot: CODEWARRIOR SAYS I'M USING A FILE IN THE TRASH, IS THAT OKAY?
spigot: SHOULD I PUT MY WHOLE PROJECT FOLDER IN THE TRASH TOO?
spigot: BETTER CALL METROWEKRS
spigot: YES I HAVE SOME C++ QUESTIONS TOO
spigot: IS IT DIFFERENT FROM REGULAR C
(spigot): ALSO I CAN'T PRINT
spigot: AND MY BOSS IS TRYING TO DERIVE A GLORYHOLE FROM MY MOUTH |
spigot |
#balls #c #codewarrior #glory-hole #macintosh #metrowerks #programming #spigot-solo #typo #whisper #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,042 | 8/15/2015 | regular slavery deuce: SELLING YOU
pants: INTO GAY/BI SLAVERY I HOPE!!!!!!!!!
pants: NOPE JUST REGULAR SLAVERY |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #slavery #stray-dot #urinal-background |
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7,076 | 8/5/2018 | regular worms |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #gay #papers #woodring-stairs-background #worms |
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4,144 | 3/18/2010 | relativity says it doesn't matter pants: WHAT IF I LICKED IT UPSIDE DOWN LIKE
deuce: IS THE WANG UPSIDE-DOWN OR ARE YOU
deuce: RELATIVITY SAYS IT DOESN'T MATTER BUT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GET AN ANSWER BEFORE I PROCEED |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #relativity #science #wang #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,276 | 1/21/2005 | relax this is state of the art equipment spigot: GUESS WHAT'S IN MY FACE RIGHT NOW
pants: I GIVE UP
spigot: YES YES AND YES
pants: DOES IT START WITH C OR D OR Q
pants: HOLY GOD YOU'VE DISCOVERED LOST TREASURE |
pants spigot |
#guessing-game #lost-treasure #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,135 | 2/4/2013 | release my lugnuts pants: SO ANYHOO I CANNOT GET THIS WRENCH TO RELEASE MY LUGNUTS
pants: PLZ HALP |
pants |
#changing-a-tire #halp #pants-solo #plz #stray-dot #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,002 | 11/10/2023 | remember remember spigot: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: BLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH:CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: BLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: BLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: BLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR:
spigot: :CHOCOLATE_BAR: BLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: BLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GURK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: BLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: BLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR:
spigot: WELL I FAILED NO NOUGAT NOVEMBER |
#candy #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #emoji #fat #multiple-backgrounds #nougat #repetition #sfw |
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8,399 | 3/17/2022 | remember when deuce: REMEMBER THE '70S ?????
pants: NOPE
effigy: NO
spigot: HANG YOURSELF |
#1970s #70s #deuce-effigy-pants-spigot #nostalgia #olive-background #somber-deuce |
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6,050 | 8/23/2015 | reminiscing pants: WHO ELSE THINKS THE COCK FESTIVAL IS GETTING TOO COMMERCIAL
spigot: I REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS ABOUT THE COCKS |
pants spigot |
#capitalism #cock-festival #commodification #cough #kaff #pants-spigot #urinal-background |
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7,498 | 9/30/2019 | remix me pants: remix me
deuce: stuffing you in a shoe
pants: hurray i'm a sock |
deuce pants |
#bay-area #denevi-camera #deuce-pants #remix #sfw #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,835 | 10/12/2003 | remote control deuce: FINALLY I REPLACED THE FUCKING BATTERY IN MY REMOTE CONTROL
deuce: ALL IS BLISS
deuce: NOW I'M NOT NEARLY SO UPSET ABOUT THOSE ANGRY COCKS ANYMORE
deuce: OKAY I LIED I'M PRETTY DARN UPSET ABOUT THEM |
deuce |
#angry-cocks #battery-problems #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,475 | 8/8/2005 | renaissance man hanford: WHERE DID THE HOMELESS DUDE COME FROM
pants: NO CLUE MAN* |
hanford pants |
#empty-auditorium-background #orange-background #renaissance-man #uncredited-character #which-one-are-you #white-background |
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6,707 | 7/19/2017 | rentboys and tearooms spigot: FOLKS THIS ONE-MAN SHOW SPONSORED IN PART BY LOOTCRATE AND TRUNKCLUB AND SHITHEAD AND SHINEBOX
pants: AND VIEWERS LIKE YOU |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #folks #nerd-culture #pants-spigot #pbs #product-placement #single-panel #urinal-background |
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6,065 | 9/7/2015 | reorg pants: WE FIXED THE CROPPING
spigot: WHENEVER I FIDGET WITH MY NUTS FOR > 3 MINUTES I CALL IT A REORG |
pants spigot |
#gay #meta #not-gay #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #orange-background #pants-spigot #reorg |
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5,308 | 7/28/2013 | repeat your last pants: ASIANA 214 HEAVY YOU ARE CLEAR TO LAND ON RUNWAY 36
deuce: [UNINTELLIGIBLE]
pants: ASIANA 214 HEAVY, REPEAT YOUR LAST
deuce: WE SUCKY FUCKY
pants: ROGER THAT ASIANA 214 HEAVY |
deuce pants |
#asiana-214 #asians #atc #aviation #deuce-pants #radio |
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6,501 | 12/8/2016 | repeat: there's a donkey deuce: THERE'S A DONKEY
deuce: REPEAT: THERE'S A DONKEY
pants: WHAT
pants: I MEAN, WHAT
deuce: IN THE NEW SERVER, ON THE MAIN BRIDGE
deuce: A DONKEY
pants: ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT A NEW HORSE
deuce: IT'S A DONKEY AND DAT'S DAT
pants: WHAT A WORLD
deuce: IT'S BRAYING LIKE A DONKEY, SO NOT A HORSE
deuce: BUT YOU CAN RIDE IT
pants: DOWN THE CANYON WE GO |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #donkey #drunk-deuce #grand-canyon #horse #huffy-pants #minecraft #minecraft-background #not-horse #sfw #weird-pants-face |
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6,647 | 5/15/2017 | repeated, urgent spigot: 1A 7:20 - STILL NOBODY HAS ACKNOWLEDGED YOUR REPEATED, URGENT, OVERMODULATED *BALLS* AND WITH THE COSBY SHOW IN THE BACKGROUND YOU UNKEY WITH A HARD, FLAT "FUCK THESE PEOPLE" |
spigot |
#balls #cosby #failed-comedy #ham-radio #mountain-background #radio #spigot-solo |
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1,547 | 12/24/2002 | repeatedly striking you with a shovel deuce: RAPE CLAUSE
pants: STARRING TIM ALLEN I HOPE AND PRAY
pants: YOU AND YOUR FINE PRINT
deuce: WE ALSO WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED "BOY I'M SURE NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO CHRISTMAS THEN"
pants: END OF Q4 IS GOING TO SUCK
deuce: BGAHLUAHGLUHAG |
deuce pants |
#christmas #cocksucking-noises #deuce-pants #q4 #rape #shovel #tim-allen |
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7,277 | 2/21/2019 | repeater time out cancel pants: BUGGER YE ALL
spigot: repeater
spigot: time
spigot: out
spigot: cancel |
pants spigot |
#abort-retry-fail #blue-background #bugger #ham-radio #pants-spigot #weird-pants-face |
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6,773 | 9/28/2017 | repent deuce: WE WILL STILL DIE
pants: WHAT IF WE REPENT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #existential #high-res #religion #sfw #single-panel #somber-deuce #white-background |
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9,213 | 6/8/2024 | report as spam spigot: HOW ABOUT SOME LONG DONGS DELIVERED TO MY INBOX |
#dongs #single-panel #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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1,162 | 12/6/2001 | request for comments deuce: LET'S TALK USING THE FOLLOWING SECRET PROTOCOL
: DEUCE MAKES NOTHING BUT SLURPING NOISES FOR HALF AN HOUR |
deuce |
#urinal-background |
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8,805 | 4/27/2023 | requires further research deuce: WHAT'S BROWN AND STICKY
pants: WHAT
deuce: UNKNOWN AT PRESENT, REQUIRES FURTHER RESEARCH
pants: WILL SCIENCE EVER LEARN
deuce: DO YOU THINK HISTORY WILL REMEMBER US AS HEROES OR AS VILLAINS
pants: WE SHALL BE REMEMBERED AS DELICIOUS SANDWICHES |
#a-stick #deuce-pants #hero #joke #legacy #posterity #sandwich #sfw #somber-deuce #villainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,918 | 1/3/2004 | reserve down to empty deuce: JESUS CHRIST
deuce: MY RESERVE IS DOWN TO EMPTY
deuce: E--|-------------F |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #jesus #reserve #woodring-room-background |
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7,983 | 1/26/2021 | resistor colors pants: BLACK BROWN RED ORANGE YELLOW GREEN BLUE VIOLET GREY WHITE
pants: :POINT_UP: ALL THE GENDERS
deuce: WHY DID YOU IGNORE MAUVE YOU BIGOT
pants: BECAUSE IT’S NOT A VALID RESISTOR COLOR |
deuce pants |
#afraid-deuce #deuce-pants #electronics #filler-panel #gender #multiple-backgrounds #piss #sfw #somber-deuce |
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8,165 | 7/27/2021 | respect pants: FORCING THINGS (SPOONS,ETC.) UP ME
deuce: I CAN RESPECT THAT |
deuce pants |
#anal #aretha-franklin #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #insertion #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,851 | 4/6/2012 | respect for this mall pants: SIR YOUR TICKET STUB SIR SIR
pants: EXCUSE ME I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU NICELY TO LEAVE
deuce: RUNNING AWAY
pants: PLEASE HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THIS MALL
spigot: COULD SOMEONE POINT ME IN THE GENERAL DIRECTION OF YE OLDE BATH SOAP SHOPPE |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #mall #sfw #ticket-stub |
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2,185 | 10/22/2004 | rest in peace so i can go back to bed deuce: MOTHER WANTS ME TO STOP RAPING FACES
pants: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
deuce: T PANTS DON'T TALK SO LOUD MOM CAN HEAR YOU
pants: MOTHER'S DYING WISH WAS THAT YOU CONTINUE TO RAPE FACES
pants: LET HER GO SO SHE CAN REST IN PEACE AND I CAN GO BACK TO BED |
deuce pants |
#death #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #rape #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,859 | 6/20/2023 | rest room pants: IF I SAY, "I NEED TO VISIT THE PISS ROOM" YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON
pants: WHAT THE FUCK IS "I NEED TO VISIT THE REST ROOM"
pants: WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THAT
pants: I HAVE NO INFORMATION ABOUT WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON
deuce: IT MEANS YOU NEED TO REST
deuce: BETTER "MEN'S ROOM" THAN "LAVATORY" (WHICH IS JUST GAY)
pants: SO WHAT'S IN THE W.C.
deuce: THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW |
#coy-pants #desaturated-green-background #drunk-deuce #funloving-nonsense #gay #huffy-pants #piss #somber-deuce #toilet #weird-pants-face |
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5,351 | 9/9/2013 | results of stress testing pants: RESULTS OF COOKIE BUZZSAW STRESS TESTING ARE AS FOLLOWS:
pants: - LIMITS NOT REACHED
pants: RESULTS END HERE |
pants |
#irc #pants-solo #sfw |
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4,742 | 12/16/2011 | resume pants: SHOULD I INCLUDE MY LOVE FOR COCK IN MY RESUME?
pants: A PROSPECTIVE EMPLOYER SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THESE THINGS
pants: AFTER ALL, THIS IS AMERICA |
pants |
#cocks #employment #pants-solo #resume #woodring-stairs-background |
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953 | 5/6/2001 | retarded pants: I HAVE SMOKED MYSELF RETARDED |
pants |
#woodring-stairs-background |
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768 | 10/30/2000 | retarded faggot pants: YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M GOING TO SUCK IT
pants: NEVER FORGET WHO YOU ARE
pants: LITTLE STAR
pants: I DEFINITELY WOULD
pants: SO ANYWAY
pants: I FIGURE I CAN GET UNEMPLOYMENT OR SOMETHING
pants: CAN YOU HEAR THE LITTLE ANGELS
pants: DON'T TRY TO FOOL ME INTO NOT SUCKING IT !!! DISTRACTING ME WILL ONLY FAIL HULAHGLUAG
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pants |
#pants-solo #sucking |
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9,126 | 3/13/2024 | retirement party spigot: ALL I KNOW IS ONCE I RETIRE I'LL HAVE TO GROW MY OWN CORN DOGS |
#corndog-background #corndogs #gmo #no-title-card #retirement #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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8,816 | 5/8/2023 | retraction deuce: ON MAY 7, 2023 THIS PAPER INADVERTENTLY RAN A STRIP WHICH WAS DISRESPECTFUL TO STOUFFER'S LASAGNA.
deuce: BOTH STOUFFER'S AND ITS PARENT COMPANY NESTLE ARE GLOBALLY RESPECTED AND BELOVED BRANDS. YESTERDAY'S CONTENT WAS NEITHER AUTHORIZED NOR REVIEWED BY MANAGEMENT PRIOR TO PUBLICATION.
deuce: BONEQUEST REGRETS THE ERROR. |
#apologies #behind-the-scenes #black-background #deuce-solo #lasagna #nestle #no-title-card #series #somber-deuce |