No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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7,733 | 5/21/2020 | return of the lobster: MAY I BE EXCUSED
pants: I THOUGHT WE ATE YOU |
pants |
#inebriated-crustacean #pants-solo #single-panel #special-guest #uncredited-character #white-background |
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2,535 | 10/8/2005 | return of the jedi spigot: BEEP BONK
spigot: I'M C3PO
spigot: BOOP DOOP
spigot: LET'S GO RUNNING AROUND IN THE SAND OR WHATEVER WE WERE DOING
pants: I'M THE ROBOT THAT GIVES HEAD (WHICHEVER ONE THAT WAS)
spigot: CLONKING |
pants spigot |
#beep #bonk #boop #clonk #doop #pants-spigot #robot #star-wars #woodring-den-background |
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9,295 | 8/29/2024 | return service requested spigot: DO YOU DARE ME TO PIN MY PENIS TO THE TASKBAR |
#dare #deuce-pants-spigot #gui #mountain-background #penis #penis-of-spigot #single-panel #somber-deuce #windows |
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138 | 3/1/1999 | return the markers spigot: SUBJECT: FOLKS I HAVE AIDS!!!!!!!
spigot: I KNOW THAT WILL BE A SURPRISE BUT I WANTED TO GIVE YOU THE HEADS-UP AND SOLICIT SYMPATHY/DONATIONS
spigot: SUBJECT: FOLKS THE POLICE ARE TELLING ME I CAN AVOID JAIL IF ANYONE CAN RETURN THE MARKERS I WAS USING TO FAKE AIDS SPOTS
|
spigot |
#aids #folks #police #spigot-solo #spots #woodring-field-background |
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8,861 | 6/22/2023 | return to prickalino deuce: IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF SUPERSYMMETRIC PARTICLE I'D BE A PRICKALINO |
#deuce-solo #physics #prickalino #supersymmetry #urinal-background |
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6,128 | 11/9/2015 | return to space nuts pants: YOUR RAPE KIT ISN'T VERY ELABORATE
pants: IT CONSISTS OF A BIG STICK
pants: WHICH WHILE EFFECTIVE IS NOT VERY INTERESTING
captain: GET OUTTA HERE |
pants |
#captain #gark #pants-solo #rapekit #space-nuts #space-nuts-background #title-mismatch #tongtyed #uncredited-character |
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3,613 | 9/23/2008 | returning to base state deuce: HLFHLGHLGHLGGHLGLHGHL RETURNING TO BASE STATE LHGLGHGHGHLGLGHL HEAD |
deuce |
#base-state #head #urinal-background |
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7,405 | 6/29/2019 | returning to the same themes pants: we keep returning to the same themes
deuce: we're not only not that bright but not that original either
pants: also i know i promised to put my urine exclusively in the toilet but here's the thing see |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #meta #piss #toilet #urine #woodring-field-background |
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8,314 | 12/22/2021 | reverse squirt gangbang spigot: WHAT PART OF REVERSE SQUIRT GANGBANG IS HARD TO UNDERSTAND
spigot: THE GUY WHO RUNS THE ADULT BOOKSTORE IS FORCING ME TO GET VACCINATED
spigot: BRING A GUN TO THE AIRPORT DAY |
spigot |
#covid-19 #deuce-effigy-pants-spigot #gun #porn #woodring-field-background |
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7,027 | 6/17/2018 | reversing time |
deuce pants |
#blue-background #clipart #comics #deuce-pants #film #lois-lane #physics #ping #radiation #science #strike-out #superman #time-travel |
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2,227 | 12/3/2004 | rew spigot: DURRRRRR
spigot: HURF GUH SQUIRT << REW << HURF GUH SQUIRT << REW << HURF GUH SQUIRT << REW << HURF GUH SQUIRT << REW <<
deuce: GAS CHAMBER |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #gas #gas-chamber #hurf #jerking #rewind #vcr #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,191 | 1/4/2002 | rfc-1459 atandt: JOIN #ICONS_OF_FATNESS
pants: JOIN #PRICKS
atandt: JOIN #DICKS
pants: JOIN #WANGS, #DONGS
atandt: JOIN #BUTTERBALLS
pants: JOIN #DUH
atandt: JOIN #FARTS
pants: JOIN #URINEPARTY
atandt: JOIN #BONEQUEST
pants: OH GOD DON'T GO THERE THAT PLACE IS FULL OF FAGS |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #coy-pants #dongs #fatness #huffy-pants #irc #rfc #urine #urine-party #wangs #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,120 | 10/25/2001 | rhymes with complaining spigot: THAT SASSY BART SIMPSON
spigot: I LIKE WHEN BART DOES SOMETHING AND HOMER GOES DOH |
spigot |
#mango-background |
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1,293 | 4/16/2002 | richard hart spigot: HEY WHAT DID RICHARD HART SAY WHEN I STUCK MY DICK IN HIS FACE?????
spigot: I C|NUTS |
spigot |
#cnet #comedy #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #regex #smooth-fonts #spigot-solo #unix #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,346 | 4/1/2005 | richard nixon is dead deuce: WHO ARE YOU
pants: PANTS WHO LOVES DICK MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF
pants: OR PRESIDENT NIXON I'M NOT SURE
deuce: BUT NIXON IS DEAD
pants: THEN I'M PANTS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dick #identity-crisis #mousehole #nixon #politics #woodring-room-background |
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2,263 | 1/8/2005 | ride the well thing deuce: I HAVE FALLEN DOWN A WELL AND THERE IS PISS AND BONES DOWN HERE AND I WOULD LIKE TO BE RESCUED NOW THANK YOU
spigot: YOU CAN ONLY RIDE THE WELL THING FOR SO LONG |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #piss #well #woodring-field-background |
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5,319 | 8/8/2013 | riemann tensor deuce: T SPIGOT I DERIVED THE ACTUAL EXPRESSION OF THE RIEMANN TENSOR
spigot: IS THAT HOW STEVE JOBS DIED |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #math #noncommutativity-of-the-covariant-derivative #plant #riemann-tensor #steve-jobs #tensor-calculus |
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7,096 | 8/25/2018 | right / those deuce: pissing dicks
pants: dicks that piss
deuce: right
deuce: those
pants: making a note of it |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #drunk-deuce #nuggh #piss #test-pattern #white-background |
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6,964 | 4/8/2018 | right before bedtime spigot: I DON'T LIKE READING ABOUT GAY PEOPLE RIGHT BEFORE BEDTIME
spigot: DENZEL WASHINGTON ***IS***
spigot: MARVIN K. MOONEY |
spigot |
#denzel-washington #dr-seuss #gay #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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6,982 | 5/3/2018 | right between my eyes pants: JUST PRESS THE MUZZLE RIGHT BETWEEN MY EYES SO YOU DON'T MISS OR FLINCH |
pants |
#coy-pants #dinosaurs #gun #murder #pants-solo #rape #single-panel #urinal-background |
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4,058 | 12/19/2009 | right fucking now pants: T PANTS I NEED YOUR STUPID FUCKING APPLE ][ CRAP OUT OF MY PRECIOUS CLOSET RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR IT'S GOING ON THE SIDEWALK
deuce: ]
deuce: UH
deuce: THAT WASN'T ME |
deuce pants |
#apple #apple-ii #command-prompt #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #urinal-background |
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7,420 | 7/14/2019 | right in the mommyhole pants: piss people
deuce: is that "Piss, people!" as in "[Here is the] piss, people!" or "Piss, people!" as in "[You must now] piss, people!" or "piss people" as in people made of piss
pants: it is people that have a shared interest in piss, similarly to party people
deuce: so none of the above
pants: right in the mommyhole |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #grammar #mommyhole #piss #piss-people #woodring-room-background |
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8,285 | 11/23/2021 | right in the sun pants: T SPIGOT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD LEAVE EARLY FOR OUTSIDE LANDS
spigot: I THOUGHT YOU WERE HERE ALREADY, GOT A WET HALF-BLANKET AND WARM COORS RIGHT BY THE LARGEST SPEAKERS UP FRONT
spigot: YES IT IS RIGHT IN THE SUN |
pants spigot |
#beer #black-background #concert #huffy-pants #outside-lands #pants-spigot #sfw #typo |
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3,006 | 1/25/2007 | right into her face spigot: FOLKS I SPENT GOOD MONEY ON THESE STIR STICKS IF SOMEONE COULD PLEASE SHOW UP
spigot: I CAN LICK DICK
spigot: I DO LICK DICK
spigot: I WILL LICK DICK |
spigot |
#dicklicking #folks #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,961 | 12/11/2006 | right now spigot: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I AM LICKING A DICK STARTING RIGHT NOW
spigot: DONE
spigot: KLJGITROJ B$()@WJG RAPID TURNOVER DKLJBV()RJ B@$L% |
spigot |
#caption #dicklicking #dj-rapekit #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,702 | 1/14/2023 | right now deuce: I REALLY, REALLY WISH EVERYONE ON EARTH WOULD SIMULTANEOUSLY COMMIT SUICIDE RIGHT NOW
deuce: RIGHT..... NOW
deuce: RIGHT....................... NOW |
#deuce-solo #mass-suicide #olive-background #suicide |
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4,397 | 12/2/2010 | right now deuce: HOLY FUCK
spigot: I'M SUCKING MY OWN DICK RIGHT NOW |
deuce spigot |
#autofellatio #bonequest-hd #cocksucking #deuce-spigot #urinal-background |
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7,656 | 3/6/2020 | right out spigot: when they wear condoms it takes me right out of the story |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #condom #porn #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,523 | 10/25/2019 | right out of the o spigot: more like feynman diarrhea grams
spigot: did you know in england they get diarrhoea
spigot: it squirts right out of the o
spigot: maybe feynman can look into that o-ring for once
spigot: instead of being so bo-ring |
deuce spigot |
#challenger-explosion #deuce-spigot #diarrhea #diarrhoea #england #feynman #no-comment #o-ring #woodring-field-background |
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6,755 | 9/6/2017 | right there on the dickbar deuce: WHERE'S THE "TAKE A SHIT" BUTTON
pants: IT'S RIGHT THERE ON THE DICKBAR |
deuce pants |
#dessert-cart #deuce-pants #shit #single-panel #underwater #urinal-background #user-interface |
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7,071 | 7/31/2018 | right up your alley |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #grey-background #huffy-pants #sfw #single-panel |
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9,202 | 5/28/2024 | ring ring ring ring ring ring ring spigot: RAFAH, CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE IT
spigot: WILL HE EVER TOP BANANAPHONE |
#banana #current-events #mountain-background #no-title-card #palestine #raffi #sfw #spigot-solo |
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7,816 | 8/12/2020 | rip spigot: i lick dick
spigot: RIP my inbox |
spigot |
#dicklicking #filler-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,798 | 10/25/2017 | rise and shine deuce: RISE AND SHINE, FUCKERS
spigot: NO THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: FINE!!!!!!!!! |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #exclamation-points #filename #grey-background #musical #punctuation #torrent |
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8,465 | 5/22/2022 | rise up deuce: OUR PEOPLE WILL RISE UP AGAINST THE INVADERS AND OFFER THEM CUPCAKES
effigy: MMMMM
deuce: ALL WARS END WITH THE EXCHANGE OF CUPCAKES (IT'S PART OF THE IDEA OF WESTPHALIAN SOVEREIGNTY)
effigy: MMMM SOVEREIGNTY |
#cupcakes #deuce-effigy #mountain-background #politics #sfw #treaty-of-westphalia #war |
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1,525 | 12/2/2002 | road runner deuce: THAT TENACIOUS D
deuce: WILL HE EVER OUTSMART THE ROAD RUNNER ???
deuce: WHAT
deuce: OH |
deuce |
#cartoons #deuce-solo #looney-tunes #music #sfw #tenacious-d |
|
983 | 6/6/2001 | rob schneider deuce: STABBED TO DEATH IN THE HALLWAY |
deuce |
#gunmetal-background |
|
8,707 | 1/19/2023 | robber spigot: YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE
spigot: OR YOUR FUDGE
pants: I'M THINKING I'M THINKING |
#adam-ant #crime #fat #fatness #fudge #gay-fatness #mountain-background #pants-spigot #robbery #sfw #true-crime |
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384 | 10/20/1999 | robocop spigot: HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME AND A BLANKET AND MY ROBOCOP TAPE
deuce: ROBOCOP I OR II
spigot: JUST SAY YES AND LET'S MOVE ON
deuce: I'M AFRAID I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GET AN ANSWER ON THAT LAST QUERY
pants: THERE WAS A ROBOCOP III YOU KNOW (SO DON'T BE RACIST)
deuce: OH
deuce: WHAT
spigot: YOU AND ME AND A BOTTLE OF YOOHOO AND A LAW & ORDER FROM 1991 ???!?!??!?
pants: GOOD TIMES
|
deuce pants spigot |
#be-gay-with-me #blankets #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #law-and-order #robocop #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,783 | 10/10/2017 | robot problems spigot: WHY DOES THAT ROBOT KEEP SAYING I'M A REAL PERSON, CUT IT OUT, ETC |
spigot |
#grey-background #meta #physical-comedy #robot #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo |
|
5,921 | 4/16/2015 | robot voiced spigot: REPEATER / TIMED / OUT |
spigot |
#ham-radio #radio #repeater #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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6,673 | 6/10/2017 | robust and extensible dick: I AM ROBUST AND EXTENSIBLE
deuce: T DICK I'M OBJECT-ORIENTED AND MULTIMEDIA SAVVY
deuce: T DICK ALSO I'M PLUG-N-PLAY
dick: T DEUCE NO I THINK YOU ARE A FONT OF WISDOM (RHYMES WITH "JIZM"(ALMOST!!!!))!!!!!!
deuce: WUHHHH WHERE WERE WE
pants: GOLLY |
deuce dick pants |
#deuce-dick-pants #double-entendre #hardware #software #urinal-background |
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2,004 | 3/29/2004 | rock out with my cock out spigot: OKAY FOR FIVE MINS I'M GOING TO ROCK OUT WITH MY COCK OUT
deuce: NOTED
spigot: STARTING
spigot: NOW
spigot: I'M DONE I GUESS |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #cocks #deuce-spigot #drunk #gark #nudity #rock-out-with-your-cock-out #woodring-room-background |
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2,396 | 5/21/2005 | rock the vote pants: I'M AN AMERICAN
pants: AND I VOTE
deuce: SOMETIMES FOR PEANUTS
pants: FOR DICK USUALLY
pants: DICK AND PEANUTS FOR ME, PLEASE |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants #dick #peanuts #politics #woodring-field-background |
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1,922 | 1/7/2004 | rod, staff spigot: MY ROD AND MY STAFF
deuce: T SPIGOT WAIT ARE YOU SOME SORT OF NINJA AND IF SO WHAT SORT
deuce: T SPIGOT (TOTALLY OPENING YOU UP FOR A QUEER JOKE HERE)
spigot: MY BALLS ARE HIDING SOMEWHERE IN THE SYSTEM FOLDER!!!!!!!!!
spigot: HINT: STARTUP ITEMS |
deuce spigot |
#balls #deuce-spigot #ninja #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,453 | 5/10/2022 | roe v. wade spigot: MORE LIKE BLOW V. LAID |
#abortion #current-events #emoji #gunmetal-background #joke #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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7,039 | 6/29/2018 | roger those balls |
deuce effigy |
#balls #deuce-effigy #filler-panel #urinal-background |
|
4,449 | 1/25/2011 | roger, negatory pants: COCKS?
deuce: ROGER
pants: COCKS???????????????
deuce: NEGATORY
pants: FUCK |
deuce pants |
#cocks #deuce-pants #uncategorized-background |
|
7,522 | 10/24/2019 | rolling the boulders pants: have we tried rolling the boulders over the homeless people |
pants |
#coy-pants #homeless #pants-solo #penis #rolling-stones #single-panel #woodring-field-background-2 |
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6,282 | 4/26/2016 | rolls up sleeves pants: PASS THE CUP TO THE RIGHT AND TAKE A GULP
pants: NOT A SIP
deuce: THIS HERE CATBOX AIN'T GONNA CLEAN ITSELF
pants: ROLLS UP SLEEVES |
deuce pants |
#catbox #deuce-pants #grey-background #huffy-pants #rolls-up-sleeves #weird-pants-face |
|
3,169 | 7/7/2007 | rolls up sleeves pants: FALL OUT, MEN
pants: SOON WE'LL FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF CREATURES HANG OUT IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS AT 3 IN THE MORNING
pants: ROLLS UP SLEEVES |
pants |
#huffy-pants #lionel-richie #pants-solo #rolls-up-sleeves #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,143 | 7/5/2021 | room in your heart spigot: IS THERE ROOM IN YOUR HEART FOR TEN BIG DICKS IN YOUR MOUTH |
spigot |
#anatomy #dicks #single-panel #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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8,686 | 12/29/2022 | rooster crowing deuce: THIS AIN'T VALHEIM: AN XXX PARODY
pants: A ROOSTER CROWING EVERY TIME SOMEBODY JIZZES |
#bedroom-of-pants-background #coy-pants #jizz #pants-bedroom-background #parody #porn #sound-effects #valheim #video-games |
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8,393 | 3/11/2022 | rooting deuce: MAYBE UKRAINE CAN HOLD THEM OFF INDEFINITELY
pants: WORKS FOR ME, WHATEVER'S MORE ENTERTAINING AND DOESN'T PRE-EMPT FOOTBALL
pants: NOT MY PRECIOUS XFL OR WHATEVER IT IS
pants: THIS YEAR I'M ROOTING FOR THE XML JSONS |
#bored-pants #current-events #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #football #gay #json #pink-background #programming #sfw #somber-deuce #ukraine #xfl #xml |
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1,067 | 9/2/2001 | rooting around pants: WE SHOULD GANG UP ON EACH OTHER (GANG-UP STYLE)
deuce: MAYBE
pants: I WILL HAVE TO READ THE FINE PRINT
deuce: WHILE YOU'RE DOWN THERE, CHECK THE VALUES
pants: ROOTING AROUND |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #woodring-field-background |
|
515 | 2/23/2000 | ropey jizz pants: CHRIST-A-LORD THIS JIZZ IS ROPEY |
pants |
#be-gay-with-me #christ #coy-pants #jizz #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,318 | 5/11/2002 | rosetta stoned deuce: HERE WE GO
pants: MY NIGGA
spigot: HOMES????????
pants: T DEUCE WHAT ARE WE SAYING
deuce: T PANTS YOU WISHED HIM LUCK IN HIS FUTURE ENDEAVORS AND HE INDICATED AN UNWILLINGNESS TO PERFORM ORAL SEX WITH YOU AND FINALLY IN RESPONSE YOU CALLED HIM A JEWBITER |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #ebonics #jewbiter #lost-in-translation #marijuana #n-bomb #oral-sex #rosetta-stone #stoned #woodring-field-background |
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1,634 | 3/22/2003 | ROTFSD spigot: MORE LIKE ELIZABETH DUMB!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHA MUWAHAHA ROTFSD |
spigot |
#diss #elizabeth-smart #rolling-on-the-floor-sucking-dick #sfw #smooth-fonts #spigot-solo |
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1,747 | 7/13/2003 | rotten fruits and vegetables deuce: I AM PUMMELLING YOU WITH ROTTEN FRUITS AND VEGETABLES |
deuce |
#music #rotten-fruit #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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3,662 | 11/11/2008 | rotting shit in pots deuce: AS PER OUR PREVIOUS DISCUSSION WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP PUTTING ROTTING SHIT IN POTS AND BURYING THEM IN MY YARD THANKS
spigot: FEX-EX?? |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #fex-ex #woodring-field-background |
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1,504 | 11/11/2002 | rough trade pants: THAT'S THE STUFF
pants: JERK ME OFF SLOW THIS TIME I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE FIGHTS
pants: DEM BOXERS ARE NOTHING BUT A BUNCHA BUMS |
pants |
#boxing #jerking #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
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8,198 | 8/29/2021 | roughly spigot: ROUGHLY TWENTY OF YOUR EARTH DICKS |
spigot |
#black-background #dicks #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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4,970 | 8/12/2012 | roughly the density of water spigot: ROUGHLY 5ML GAY
deuce: T SPIGOT SO YOU'RE SAYING GAYNESS HAS ROUGHLY THE DENSITY OF WATER
spigot: I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT
deuce: THAT IS THE LOGICAL CONCLUSION OF YOUR PRIOR STATETETETETETETETETETE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #gay #red-background #science |
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6,808 | 11/4/2017 | round two : Originally published on October 29, 1996
pants: OKAY YOU'RE THE SHIT MAN AND I EAT SHIT
deuce: DING
pants: WE'RE SET FOR LIFE
deuce: ROUND TWO |
deuce pants |
#caption #coprophagia #deuce-pants #october #originally-published #shit #urinal-background |
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6,458 | 10/23/2016 | round, sexy or rich, creamy pants: T DEUCE PLEASE PICK FROM THE MENU
deuce: T PANTS DON'T EVER USE THAT WORD AGAIN (THANK YOU) |
deuce pants |
#california #creamy #deuce-pants #mouthfeel #photo #possibly-sfw #rich #round #sexy #urinal-background #wine |
|
927 | 4/9/2001 | roxanne shante net: T DEUCE YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT I HEARD ABOUT ROXANNE SHANTE
deuce: ONLY GOOD FOR STEADY FUCKIN' ?!!?!?!?!
net: SO YOU'VE HEARD TOO |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,509 | 7/5/2022 | royal pants: QQ: WHO PUT `ROYAL BEATOFF SESSION` ON MY CALENDAR AND ALSO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
deuce: I THOUGHT YOU NEEDED A BREAK
pants: THAT IS VERY THOUGHTFUL OF YOU |
#beatoff #coy-pants #deuce-pants #quick-question #royal #series #somber-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,826 | 11/21/2017 | rubber bands on my claws deuce: DOES U PINCH ON ETC.
pants: I WOULD IF YOU HADN'T PUT RUBBER BANDS ON MY CLAWS |
deuce pants |
#black-background #clipart #crabby-crab-crab #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #inebriated-crustacean #rubber-band #series #sfw #single-panel |
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8,807 | 4/29/2023 | rubber dildo debugging pants: HAVE YOU INSTALLED YOUR DEBUG NUB
spigot: CONFIRMING YOU INSTALLED THE DEBUG NUB
pants: ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT EMBARRASSED BY THE DEBUG NUB
pants: THERE'S FRIENDS AND FUN AND FOOD AT THE DEBUG NUB |
#bored-pants #debug #debug-nub #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #friends #fun #gay #mountain-background #no-title-card #nub #programming #sfw |
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7,514 | 10/16/2019 | rubbing the penis pants: no one should use the body of an 05:04
pants: unwilling partner for their own pleasure 05:06
pants: unprotected and unplanned sexual 05:09
pants: intercourse is wrong and no one need 05:13
pants: allow anyone to touch their bodies if 05:15
pants: they do not want them to 05:15
pants: we may not 05:19
pants: always succeed in reaching the trainees 05:22
pants: we must always try 05:32
pants: [Music] 05:48
pants: [Music] 05:48 |
pants |
#dj-rapekit #mountain-background #pants-solo #rape #sex #sex-education #timestamp #weird-pants-face |
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1,058 | 8/24/2001 | rug monsters pants: GOD LOVES A COCKSUCKER SUCH AS MYSELF
deuce: T PANTS ACTUALLY I DON'T THINK HE REALLY DOES
pants: T DEUCE WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING
deuce: T PANTS I DON'T WANT THE RUG MONSTERS TO FIND ME IN HERE (TOILET) |
deuce pants |
#backwards-text #cocksucker #deuce-pants #woodring-room-background |
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1,925 | 1/10/2004 | ruining christmas bung: IT'S HOW STEAK IS DONE
deuce: THREE DICKS HALF OFF
spigot: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERY CHRISTMAS |
bung deuce spigot |
#bung-deuce-spigot #christmas #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,751 | 5/12/2006 | run and hide pants: WAR OF THE WORLDS ALIEN SOUND BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG |
pants |
#aliens #high-res #pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background #war-of-the-worlds |
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4,872 | 4/30/2012 | run-of-the-mill pants: LOOK WHAT HAPPENED
deuce: NOW IT'S ALL OVER |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #red-background #sfw |
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175 | 4/2/1999 | runlevel q net: SWITCHING TO RUNLEVEL Q
pants: WATCHING YOU SWITCH
deuce: WATCHING YOU WATCHING HIM SWITCH
pants: HOPING IT INVOLVES A HLAGULA AND SOME BHULAGHLAHGLG
pants: WE ARE ALL WATCHING THE DONGS
deuce: (FOR SIGNS OF LIFE)
pants: AND PRAYING
deuce: DOMINE SUCKUS |
deuce net pants |
#deuce-net-pants #dongs #unix #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,435 | 12/13/2013 | running away spigot: T DEUCE A BEE FLEW INTO MY FRESCA
spigot: DROPPING IT
spigot: RUNNING AWAY
spigot: CLONK
spigot: BONK |
deuce spigot |
#bee #deuce-spigot #fresca #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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3,414 | 3/8/2008 | running away pants: RE: WIPING MY DICK OFF AND RUNNING AWAY TO FIND ANOTHER STARBUCKS/RAPE CENTER |
pants |
#pants-solo #rape #starbucks #title-mismatch #urinal-background |
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3,209 | 8/16/2007 | running on empty pants: NOW GET ME MORE DICKS FOR THIS MOUTH OF MINE
pants: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PIMP ARE YOU
pants: RUNNING ON EMPTY |
pants |
#mouth #nambla #pants-solo |
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6,199 | 1/29/2016 | running out of new comedy devices spigot: I LEAVE FOR TWO HOURS AND THERE'S NO NEW COMEDY
spigot: FINE: BLUPPITY BLUP COCKS UP THE NUTS AND FAT QUEERS
spigot: RUNNING OUT OF NEW COMEDY DEVICES TO KEEP JERKCITY ALIVE |
spigot |
#cocks #comedy #fat #nuts #spigot-solo #up-the-nuts #urinal-background |
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3,766 | 2/23/2009 | running to the toilet spigot: SQURLTLGRLGLGRLRGLRLGLRGLRGRLGRL CARPET
deuce: RUNNING TO THE TOILET |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #incontinence #toilet |
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7,359 | 5/14/2019 | s e x u a l pants: s e x u a l
deuce: so many sex
deuce: do you sex the ziggurat
pants: br rr rr rr |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #sex #urinal-background #ziggurat |
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6,639 | 5/7/2017 | s.b.r. pants: 900 DICKS
spigot: TRAINING MYSELF SO EVERY TIME I SEE ANIME SPIGOT OR ANIME PANTS BEING ANIME GAY I THINK _AT LEAST THESE KIDS BUY BOOKS_
spigot: SOMEHOW DEUCE GETS AWAY WITH JUST BEING ANIME MEAN
deuce: STRATEGIC BUTTHOLE RESERVE |
deuce pants spigot |
#anime #books #butthole #deuce-pants-spigot #dicks #drunk-deuce #red-background |
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8,578 | 9/12/2022 | s.d.s. spigot: I MADE A SQUIRTY DIARRHEA SOUND IN THE TOILET BOWL THAT SOUNDED EXACTLY LIKE THE MONTY PYTHON ONE AND I ALSO DID ONE IN THE BED
pants: SCOOT OVER |
#a-love-story #bed #brown-background #diarrhea #monty-python #squirt #toilet |
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654 | 7/9/2000 | S.O.S. spigot: HI????????
spigot: IF SOMEONE COULD PLEASE PASS THE DONGS
spigot: COURTESY IS CONTAGIOUS GANG |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,477 | 6/3/2022 | saaadaas spigot: SAAADAAS: SPOOKY ACTION AT A DISTANCE AS A SERVICE |
#acronym #cloud #gunmetal-background #quantum-entanglement #scary #science #sfw #spigot-solo |
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9,318 | 9/21/2024 | sabotage spigot: NOW ALL OF LEBANON'S ZENITH TELEVISIONS AND SONY DISCMANS AND NINTENDO POWER GLOVES ARE EXPLODING |
#bomb #current-events #gotham-background #israel #sfw #spigot-solo #television #video-games |
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9,299 | 9/2/2024 | sack of potato pants: OOF OW
pants: SHOVED INTO A POTATO SACK
pants: MY FATE: TO BE THROWN INTO THE RIVER
pants: HOWEVER THE SACK IS MADE OF BURLAP AND
pants: IT SPLITS WHEN YOU TRY AND TOSS ME IN
pants: NOW I AM ON THE RIVER BANK SITTING IN THE WET GRASS, CONFUSED |
#a-day-in-the-life-of-pants #burlap #coy-pants #drowning #minecraft-background #no-title-card #physical-comedy #poetry #potato #sfw |
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55 | 10/22/1998 | sack the kraut atandt: NOTE: HEART STILL GOING ON
deuce: YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO INTERNALIZE
atandt: IF I INTERNALIZE ON BONEQUEST, THE COMEDY WILL BE OVER
atandt: CHRIST YOU'RE THICK
pants: KOMM, GIB MIR DEINE HAND
deuce: SACK THE KRAUT |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-pants #celine-dion #comedy #drunk-deuce #german #titanic #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,842 | 3/28/2012 | sack-like pants: WAS RE: YOU IN A WOMAN'S DRESS
pants: NOT EVEN A FASHIONABLE DRESS JUST A PLAIN JANE DEPRESSION-ERA SACK
pants: HEY DON'T GET ME WRONG IT'S CLOTH NOT BURLAP
pants: BUT IT IS SACK-LIKE
pants: THE PATTERN COULD HAVE BEEN FROM SEARS OR MONTGOMERY WARDS
pants: HA HA I LIKE TO CALL IT MONTGOMERY ***WEIRD***
pants: BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE WEIRD PEOPLE BUY CLOTHES!!!!!!!!
pants: UNFASHIONABLE SACK CLOTHES |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fashion #grey-background #montgomery-ward #sears #sfw #was-re |
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3,487 | 5/20/2008 | sacre bong pants: SACRE BONG
deuce: SPOKEN IN PERFECT FROG |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #bong #deuce-pants #frog #photo-background #smoosh #title-mismatch |
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1,670 | 4/27/2003 | sacret covenant spigot: GEE WHIZ I DON'T DARE VIOLATE MY SACRED COVENANT WITH THE AUDIENCE BY LICKING DICK BUT HURNKTH BLOMPFTH |
spigot |
#dicklicking #extra-white-space #spigot-solo #typo #woodring-field-background |
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791 | 11/22/2000 | sad spigot: T PANTS SAD THAT THE DOPE YOU GAVE ME WAS AN I.O.U. AND A BOTTLECAP |
spigot |
#pac-man #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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9,149 | 4/5/2024 | sad and lazy spigot: I'M SAD THAT I'M DRINKING MY LAST GUINNESS
spigot: AND I'M SAD THAT I'M TOO LAZY TO GET MORE GUINNESS
spigot: BUT HOW GRATEFUL AM I THAT DEUCE IS ON HIS WAY TO MY HOUSE IN A SELF-DRIVING CAR TO DELIVER MORE GUINNESS AND THEN HOPEFULLY LEAVE IMMEDIATELY
pants: DEUCEDASH |
#alcohol #beer #car #deucedash #doordash #guinness #neologisms #pants-spigot #sfw #third-person #woodring-field-background |
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4,252 | 7/9/2010 | sad lego brick face deuce: THE ADOBE FLASH PLUGIN HAS CRASHED.
deuce: SAD LEGO BRICK FACE
deuce: MY DICK |
deuce |
#adobe #deuce-solo #flash #lego #mouse-cursor #mozilla #urinal-background |
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5,584 | 5/13/2014 | sad ness deuce: SADNESS IS ALL THERE IS
deuce: IT'S SADNESS TURTLES ALL THE WAY DOWN |
deuce |
#despair-panel #deuce-solo #sad-deuce #sadness-turtles #sfw #somber-deuce #woodring-field-background |
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9,185 | 5/11/2024 | sad news everybody spigot: MY ERECTION CROSSED THE RAINBOW BRIDGE TODAY |
#death #eggshell-background #erection #penis-of-spigot #spigot-solo |
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1,041 | 8/7/2001 | sade pants: TODAY'S ENTERTAINMENT SECTION HAS THIS HEADLINE:
pants: SADE STILL PROVES SHE'S A SMOOTH OPERATOR
pants: I DON'T GET THAT
deuce: SMOOOOOOOOOOOTH OPERATOR
pants: OH !!!!!!! IT'S ONE OF HER SONGS !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I **GET** **IT** **NOW**
deuce: AREN'T JOURNALISTS CLEVER
pants: AND HOW
pants: THAT COLUMNIST SHOULD GET A RAISE AND A PAT ON THE BACK
pants: ALSO A GROPE TO THE CHEST (BOOBS OR NOT)
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deuce pants |
#woodring-stairs-background |
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7,745 | 6/2/2020 | safe at home spigot: HURRRRRRR SAFE AT HOME
deuce: I THREW OUT YOUR GODDAMN BUTT PLUGS |
deuce spigot |
#buttplug #covid-19 #despair-panel #deuce-spigot #dicks #mousehole #social-distancing #tragedy #woodring-room-background |
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6,574 | 3/1/2017 | safe from flooding deuce: CAN YOU MARK YOURSELF SAFE FROM THE FLOODING ON FACEBOOK SO I CAN IGNORE YOU
pants: NEVER
pants: EASTER PEEP-FLAVORED OREOS
pants: WAS RE: WHY AM I FAT, WHY I AM FAT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #easter #fat #huffy-pants #mountain-background #was-re |
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4,987 | 8/29/2012 | safe sex deuce: I ENCOURAGE SAFE SEX
deuce: NAMELY: BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THE CUNT AND TELL HER TO FUCK OFF
deuce: YOU MIGHT GET AIDS IF HER BLOOD SPLATTERS ON YOU, BUT IT'S REALLY WORTH THE RISK |
deuce |
#aids #deuce-solo #misogyny #violence #woodring-den-background |