No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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9,216 | 6/11/2024 | safety space spigot: YOU CAN TRANS IF YOU WANT TO
spigot: YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR DICKS BEHIND
spigot: MEN WITHOUT DICKS |
#datacenter-background #dicks #doop #eighties #etc #gender-affirmation-surgery #men-without-hats #music #safety-dance #singing #spigot-solo #trans #transgender |
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1,478 | 10/16/2002 | said aloud in sling blade voice deuce: SOMEONE HAS BEEN SMOKING POT
pants: I RECKON I LIKE DICK |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dick #marijuana #sling-blade #woodring-room-background |
|
967 | 5/20/2001 | sail away spigot: AGE/SEX/COP OR NOT |
spigot |
#mango-background |
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8,560 | 8/25/2022 | sales service support spigot: THALES :SWEAT_DROPS: THERVITH :SWEAT_DROPS: THUPPORT :SWEAT_DROPS:
spigot: MORE LIKE SERVICE MERCHANDYKES
spigot: FROM THE DIRECTOR OF MORBIUS
pants: FREE R. KELLY |
#dykes #lesbian #lisp #mock-lisp #morbius #mousehole #pants-spigot #r-kelly #service-merchandise #woodring-room-background |
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6,719 | 7/31/2017 | salt lick pants: THE SPICE MUST FLOW
deuce: WE GOTTA GET YOU A SALT LICK |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dune #salt #saltlick #sfw #single-panel #spice #urinal-background |
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7,231 | 1/7/2019 | salt lick plz pants: MY COW NAME IS BUTTERBALLS
deuce: hail and well met, Butterballs
pants: salt lick plz
pants: open range would be good
pants: source of water
pants: oh you know what would be great is a big ol' bell around my neck
pants: that's pretty much about it (barney fife sniff)
pants: whadda ya gonna do |
deuce pants |
#animals #barney-fife #cow #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #funloving-nonsense #huffy-pants #moo #mountain-background #sfw #weird-pants-face |
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2,042 | 5/6/2004 | salt water bad for glass spigot: FOLKS BEFORE EARTH THERE WAS MARS, THE CENTER OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE TEEMING WITH CENTURIES OF DIVERSE CULTURES AND CIVILIZATIONS!!!!!!
spigot: AND THEY BLEW IT
spigot: SO SAVE THOSE CANS!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#chinatown #folks #horrible-monster #mars #recycling #spigot-solo |
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1,354 | 6/16/2002 | sam goody deuce: T SPIGOT IF YOU DO DRUGS YOU ARE AIDING TERRORISTS (OR SOMETHING)
spigot: ALSO IF I DON'T PAY FOR COMMERCIALS I'M AN ENABLER FOR DICKS TO GO UNLICKED
spigot: IN THE NORTHWEST CORNER OF THE SAM GOODY
spigot: AND THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS............ SPIDER-MAN |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #sam-goody #spider-man #unlicked-dicks #woodring-field-background |
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3,431 | 3/25/2008 | same damn thing atandt: WHAT WE NEED IS ONE MORE DICK I THINK
deuce: T ATANDT I HAVE FIVE ON ORDER
atandt: ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME THING HERE
deuce: YES
deuce: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT DICKS RIGHT |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #dicks #somber-deuce #white-background |
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8,304 | 12/12/2021 | same day spigot: WHADDYA MEAN BONEQUEST AND BALLQUEST ARE HAPPENING ON THE SAME DAY
spigot: OPERATOR
spigot: HELLO |
spigot |
#bonequest #mountain-background #phone #sfw #spigot-solo #telephone #telephony |
|
7,292 | 3/8/2019 | same hat pants: BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. DO I LOOK CUTE IN THIS TOP?
deuce: meh
pants: what about this one (1980s movie montage where we try on hats in front of a mirror, beat each other off)
pants: what about this one (same hat, can't fool you) |
deuce pants |
#beating-off #current-events #deuce-pants #grey-background #hawaii |
|
7,989 | 2/1/2021 | same-sex eye dick: I SPY WITH MY SAME SEX EYE SOME SAME SEX SEX WITH A SAME SEX GUY |
dick |
#dick-solo #gay #single-panel #urinal-background |
|
8,102 | 5/25/2021 | sand dunes spigot: :NOTES: IF YOU'RE FOND OF SAND DUNES / AND BIG LONG DONGS
spigot: :NOTES: QUAINT LITTLE PENISES / STUCK IN BONGS |
spigot |
#at-the-river #bong #dongs #emoji #filler-panel #groove-armada #minecraft-background #old-cape-cod #patti-page #singing #spigot-solo |
|
224 | 5/17/1999 | sandra deuce: MAN SANDRA BERNHARD IS FUCKING DISGUSTING
pants: YES SHE IS A FREAKISH WHOREBAG THING
deuce: DISGUSTING
deuce: HEY GREAT YOU'RE PREGNANT GET THE FUCK OFF MY SCREEN
pants: SHE WOULD LOOK NORMAL EXCEPT FOR HER FACE AND BODY
deuce: PRETTY MUCH IF YOU REPLACED EVERYTHING WITH SOMETHING ELSE THEN SHE WOULD BE AWESOME
deuce: (ALSO DARK SPRAY PAINT IS REQUIRED)
pants: NOT SO KEEN ON THE SPRAY PAINT (UNLESS WE USE GOLD)
deuce: T PANTS GOLD IS GOOD (RE: LOVE DELUXE) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #diss #sade #sandra-bernhard #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,607 | 10/11/2022 | sandwich daddy :look: THIS FATTY ðŸ¤
pants: AND SO I WAKE IN THE MORNING AND I STEP OUTSIDE
pants: AND I TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND I GET REAL HIGH
pants: AND I SCREAM FROM THE TOP OF MY LUNGS
pants: ^BE MY SANDWICH DADDY^ |
#caption #cowboy #emoji #fatness #four-non-blondes #mountain-background #pants-solo #sandwich-daddy #sfw #singing #whats-up |
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5,614 | 6/13/2014 | sans fannypack pants: SANS FANNYPACK WOULD MAKE A GOOD PORNO NAME FOR ME
spigot: OR A QUALITY FONT
pants: WHEN IS MY BONER COMING TO BLU-RAY
spigot: IT'S
spigot: AL / REA / DY / HERE
pants: [ORCHESTRA SWELLS] |
pants spigot |
#blu-ray #coy-pants #fannypack #font #orchestra-swells #pants-spigot #porn #sans-fannypack #singing |
|
2,361 | 4/16/2005 | santa claus deuce: SANTA CLAUS IS HUMPING MY GOWN
pants: HE'S HUMPING WHAT'S UNDER IT ANYWAY |
deuce pants |
#christmas #deuce-pants #santa-claus #the-crow #woodring-room-background |
|
702 | 8/25/2000 | saturdays deuce: SATURDAYS ARE FOR JERKING
deuce: ALSO CLAMPING, HAMMERING AND SQUEEZING
deuce: CARRY ON
|
deuce |
#deuce-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3 | 8/19/1998 | sausalito spigot: CLANG CLANG CLANG WENT THE TROLLEY
spigot: DING DING DING WENT THE BELL
deuce: THE POWERFUL USE OF CADENCE IS STAGGERING BUT THE CONTENT SOMEWHAT FALLS SHORT ARTISTICALLY
spigot: SAUSALITO
|
#bay-area #bell #bonequest-hi-fi #comprehensively-tagged #debut #deuce-spigot #deucegrin #filler-panel #judy-garland #meet-me-in-st-louis #music-criticism #san-francisco #sausalito #sfw #singing #the-trolley-song #trolley #woodring-room-background |
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593 | 5/11/2000 | save me a seat pants: SAVE ME A SEAT
pants: BY WHICH I MEAN A TOILET SEAT!!!! A SEAT ON THE TOILET GHLAHLUAGHAG
pants: LOVELY ACOUSTICS IN HERE |
pants |
#cocksucking-noises #coy-pants #pants-solo #toilet-antics #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,862 | 4/17/2012 | save our ship spigot: S9-23
spigot: 90GU3WQ]3WG
spigot: HELP SMURSHING |
spigot |
#red-background #sfw #spigot-solo |
|
13 | 9/1/1998 | saving private dicklicker spigot: SAVING PRIVATE DICKLICKER
spigot: WARNING CONTAINS GRAPHIC SCENES OF DICKLICKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: (COCKSUCKING)
spigot: OKAY MEN LET'S ALL HURMPH BURMPH LORD GOD WE'RE NOT EVEN OUT OF THE BOAT
spigot: BHLRUHBLURHLUBHRLGBUHRLUBHLHRG ARE YOU RYAN NO OKAY BHRLBURHLGUHLRUBH
|
spigot |
#cocksucking #cocksucking-noises #dicklicker #greatest-generation #private-dicklicker #punctuation #reduplication #saving-private-ryan #spigot-shrug #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
920 | 4/2/2001 | saving the universe deuce: FOLKS GOD IS TELLING ME TO JERK OFF AGAIN (IN ORDER TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE)
pants: DON'T JUST STAND THERE THEN
pants: TO THE BATCAVE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,720 | 5/9/2020 | saving throw deuce: my level 7 cuddle elf strikes your desalinization plant ... saving throw!!! |
deuce |
#cuddle-elf #deja-vu #deuce-solo #dungeons-and-dragons #funloving-nonsense #sfw #system-ninja #urinal-background |
|
1,295 | 4/18/2002 | say i'm pretty deuce: MY TESTICLES
pants: I'LL LET GO WHEN YOU SAY I'M PRETTY |
deuce pants |
#cbt #deuce-pants #deuces-balls #nuts-of-deuce #testicles #woodring-stairs-background |
|
9,246 | 7/11/2024 | say it ain't so spigot: MY LUMBERING AUTISTIC SON DID A BUNCH OF WEIRD HORRIBLE THINGS ?????????? W H A T |
#autism #children #no-title-card #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,205 | 11/11/2004 | say it is not so pants: VEERAPPAN IS DEAD
atandt: SAY IT AIN'T SO
pants: AN UNKNOWN STATE OF MOUSTACHE
atandt: THIS TIME FOR SURE
atandt: VEERAPPAN WE HARDLY KNEW YE
pants: AND WE CAN PUT REAGAN'S FACE ON THE OTHER SIDE |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #bandit #current-events #fighting-irish-pose #huffy-pants #koose-muniswamy-veerappan #mousehole #moustache #ronald-reagan #smuggler #veerappan #woodring-room-background |
|
5,209 | 4/20/2013 | say it like you mean it deuce: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
pants: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #pants-is-perfect #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,896 | 7/3/2009 | say no spigot: SAY NO TO ALCOHOL AND HOMOS |
spigot |
#alcohol #just-say-no #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
6,956 | 3/31/2018 | say please pants: GALHLAGHLAHG SUCK IT
pants: SUCK IT PLEASE
deuce: SAY PLEASE (REFUSING TO ACKNOWLEDGE YOU ALREADY SAID PLEASE)
pants: PLEASE (GOING WITH THE FLOW) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #null #sucking #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,178 | 10/15/2004 | say what pants: THE MEN'S ROOM |
pants |
#pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background |
|
5,234 | 5/15/2013 | say what now spigot: SAY WHAT NOW
spigot: SAY AGAIN
spigot: NOBODY GIVES A SHIT
spigot: ***THINK*** SHEEPLE
spigot: BOOM MICS LOWERING INTO FRAME |
spigot |
#opinion #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
270 | 7/1/1999 | sayeth unto us spigot: I WASN'T GOING TO LICK DICK, THEN I REALIZED I HAVE TO BE FLEXIBLE |
spigot |
#bonghit #dicklicking #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
6,413 | 9/5/2016 | saying hi to you pants: HI
pants: I AM SAYING HI TO YOU OVER THE INTERNET
deuce: I AM SAYING I ALREADY TOOK A DUMP IN YOUR MOUTH
pants: HI
deuce: HI
pants: HEY WHAT'S UP
pants: I'M PANTS FROM JERKCITY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #pants-from-jerkcity #shit #somber-deuce #white-background |
|
6,953 | 3/28/2018 | scan complete pants: SCANNING FOR `BOYS`
pants: SCAN COMPLETE: NO `BOYS` FOUND
pants: TOTAL NUMBER OF `BOYS` : 0 |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #cruising #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
8,318 | 12/26/2021 | scanning pants: AM I HARD
deuce: SCANNING ...
deuce: SCANNING ...
deuce: PENIS NOT FOUND
deuce: ASSERTION FAILED: PENIS
deuce: PLEASE REBOOT THE SYSTEM. |
deuce pants |
#boner #bored-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #penis #swamp-background |
|
6,049 | 8/22/2015 | scared straight deuce: RARRRR
pants: EEEEEKKKK SCARY |
deuce pants |
#bikini #deuce-pants #fear #mousehole #sfw #wiener #woodring-room-background |
|
6,837 | 12/2/2017 | scared to break the glass pants: BLINK BLINK
spigot: WHAT ABOUT THE SEPARATION OF DICKS AND PRICKS?????
spigot: WHAT ABOUT THE SEPARATION OF BLURKS AND BLORKS??????
spigot: WHAT ABOUT THE SEPARATION OF DONGS AND BONGS???????
spigot: I AM SCARED TO BREAK THE GLASS |
pants spigot |
#bill-of-rights #first-amendment #mountain-background #pants-spigot #repetition |
|
7,089 | 8/18/2018 | scarfing it down pants: cannibalize your own dong
deuce: scarfing it down |
deuce pants |
#cannibalism #deuce-pants #dong #scarf #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,319 | 5/12/2002 | scenes from a mall pants: ALL RIGHT WE'LL DO THE DAMN LOT COUNT
spigot: I AM COOPERATING |
pants spigot |
#fargo #mall #mousehole #pants-spigot #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
6,954 | 3/29/2018 | school, workplace, church, mall pants: DICKS
deuce: DICKS
pants: T SPIGOT NOW YOU SAY DICKS!!!
spigot: DICKS
deuce: NOW WE CAN ALL SHOOT UP A SCHOOL/WORKPLACE/CHURCH/MALL |
deuce pants spigot |
#current-events #deuce-pants-spigot #dicks #green-background #gun-violence #shooting #shootings #weird-pants-face |
|
100 | 1/9/1999 | schrodinger's pizza spigot: UM, I DO NOT REMEMBER EATING THE LAST BITE OF PIZZA SO IT IS AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: I AM NOT SITTING ON IT!!!!!!!!! IT DID NOT WALK AWAY!!!!!!!!
spigot: WHOOPS!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS THIS MORNING'S EMPTY BOX
spigot: NOT THIS EVENING'S DOUBLE-BOX WITH BREADSTICKS POUCH / DIPPING SAUCES
deuce: IT IS SCHRODINGER'S PIZZA AND IS NEITHER IN YOUR APARTMENT NOR OUT OF IT AND YET BOTH AT THE SAME TIME |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dipping-sauce #fatness #physics #pizza #quantum #schrodinger #schrodingers-box #science #sfw #superposition #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,459 | 7/23/2005 | sci-fi western spigot: T PANTS CAN YOU HELP ME DEVELOP A SCI-FI WESTERN THAT TAKES PLACE ENTIRELY IN YOUR MOUTH (WITH MY PRICK) |
spigot |
#mouth #prick #science-fiction #television #western #woodring-field-background |
|
5,172 | 3/14/2013 | science and medicine spigot: IF I WANTED TO LEARN ABOUT SCIENCE AND MEDICINE I'D ORDER A PROSTITUTE |
spigot |
#medicine #prostitute #science #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
4,595 | 7/11/2011 | scolded pants: TSK TSK TSK |
pants |
#black-background #coy-pants #mouse-cursor #pants-solo #punishment #sfw |
|
3,366 | 1/20/2008 | scooping, shoveling net: HELP ME I'M BIG AND FAT
deuce: SCOOPING AND SHOVELING
net: SMOOTHING AND CARESSING
deuce: PACKING AND LEAVING |
deuce net |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-net #drunk-deuce #fatness #green-background #sfw |
|
6,389 | 8/12/2016 | scotch tape or perhaps masking tape pants: IT IS AS IF THE MACHINE DOES NOT HAVE AN OFF STATE
pants: IT IS LIKE THOSE LIGHTSWITCHES IN PEOPLE'S HOUSES WITH THE SCOTCH TAPE OR PERHAPS MASKING TAPE COVERING IT
pants: LORD GOD DON'T FLIP THIS ONE OR THE MICROWAVE AND STEREO GO DOWN |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #electrical #lightswitch #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
630 | 6/16/2000 | scouting locations atandt: HMM
atandt: WORKS FOR ME
net: PANTS IS COMPLAINING ABOUT HIS CHAIR AGAIN
net: EH, WE'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE
atandt: BRIGHT IN HERE
atandt: IT'S GOT THAT PURPLE VOLCANO THING GOING ON
atandt: MAYBE WE COULD GET CURTAINS
net: ON AND ON ABOUT THE CHAIR
atandt: HE DOES THAT
atandt: SO THE VOLCANO THING THEN
net: PENCIL IT IN
atandt: CHECK
net: CHINESE FOR LUNCH |
atandt net |
#atandt-net #behind-the-scenes #mountain-background |
|
8,677 | 12/20/2022 | scp effigy: STOP CASTING POROSITY |
#acronym #effigy-solo #urinal-background |
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4,703 | 11/4/2011 | scrapbooking deuce: SPIGOT SUCKS COCK
spigot: THAT'S GOING IN THE SCRAPBOOK |
deuce spigot |
#cocksucking #deuce-spigot #scrapbook #woodring-field-background |
|
8,567 | 9/1/2022 | scratch and sniff deuce: I'M A MONARCH BUTTERFLY
deuce: FUCK MY BROWN ASS
deuce: WAIT DO BUTTERFLIES HAVE BUTTHOLES??? PROBABLY
deuce: DO GIRL BUTTERFLIES HAVE BUTTHOLES??? DOUBTFUL
deuce: MY UNDERWEAR IS SCRATCH AND SNIFF |
#anatomy #brown-ass #butterfly #butthole #deuce-solo #fuck-my-brown-ass #orange-background #somber-deuce |
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3,801 | 3/30/2009 | scratch disks spigot: MY SCRATCH DISKS ARE FULL
spigot: OW |
spigot |
#mouse-cursor #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
6,363 | 7/16/2016 | screamy shout revisited pants: ME SO SCREAMY SHOUT
deuce: PARSING ...
deuce: PARSING ...
deuce: PARSE ERROR
pants: HTTPS://GOOGLE.COM/SEARCH?Q="ME+SO+SCREAMY+SHOUT" |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dong #jesus #parser #screamy-shout #shout #url #woodring-field-background |
|
1,093 | 9/28/2001 | screen saver pants: THE MATRIX SCREENSAVER IS TELLING ME IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS THAT I AM A QUEER COCKSUCKER !!! REALLY HOPING I CAN GET AALIYAH'S ROLE |
pants |
#mountain-background |
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2,435 | 6/29/2005 | scrub with hot soapy water deuce: TELL SPIGOT MAMA I'M IN LOVE WITH A GANGSTA
spigot: T DEUCE SCRUB WITH HOT SOAPY WATER UNTIL YOU'RE GAY |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #coolio #deuce-spigot #gangsta #soapy #woodring-field-background |
|
1,520 | 11/27/2002 | scrubbing chums spigot: THAT BEHAVIOR IS UNWELCOME SIR
pants: IS IT ME AND MY HEAD OR ME AND MY BODY
spigot: OOF URF SIR
pants: IT SAYS HERE YOU RENTED "SCRUBBING CHUMS"..... AND RETURNED IT LATE ???
pants: IT IS AS IF YOU ARE NOT AHERING TO THE POLICY SET FORTH BY THE TILE IS NICE AND COOL IN HERE A STARK CONTRAST TO THE HUHHHHHH
spigot: BISCOTTI |
pants spigot |
#biscotti #cookies #die-trying #enclave #food #funloving-nonsense #hhhhh #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #scrubbing-chums #sfw #skinny-puppy #the-tenant #tile-floor #typo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,734 | 6/30/2003 | sea cucumber spigot: I'M A SEA CUCUMBER
deuce: I'M A SEA CUCUMBER RAPER
spigot: THEN I'M NO LONGER A SEA CUCUMBER
deuce: YOU WIN THIS ROUND |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #rape #sea-cucumber #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,472 | 5/5/2008 | sea squirts spigot: RICHARD DAWKINS SAYS I'M RELATED TO SEA SQUIRTS !!!!!!!
spigot: I GUESS I KNEW THAT
deuce: SFX: PARADES AND HORNS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #richard-dawkins #sfw #sfx #woodring-field-background |
|
857 | 1/29/2001 | sea urchin pants: I HAVE A SEA URCHIN UP ME
deuce: IF YOU TRY TO REMOVE IT YOU WILL DIE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #fun-with-wildlife #mousehole #sea-urchin #woodring-room-background |
|
8,293 | 12/1/2021 | seamlessly across all devices spigot: WHY DON'T YOU LICK MY DICK SEAMLESSLY ACROSS ALL DEVICES |
spigot |
#apricot-background #dick #dicklicking #single-panel #spigot-solo |
|
3,206 | 8/13/2007 | searing blinding pain net: I'M GOING TO HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL I TURN GAY
deuce: I ASSURE YOU WHEN YOU PASS OUT YOU WILL MAGICALLY TURN GAY
net: HUHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE ARE THESE BRUISES FROMMMMM
net: ALSO THE SEMEN
deuce: SEARING BLINDING PAIN |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #gay #rape #woodring-field-background |
|
822 | 12/25/2000 | season's greetings fuckheads pants: SEASON'S GREETINGS FUCKHEADS
: Sally --
: Ran out of time this afternoon, please publish the standard-issue Jerkcity Holidays crapfest.
: Thanks doll!
: --Editor
:
: Not a creature was stirring. They were all in shock from the unstoppable series of blowjobs, one after another. |
everybody |
#christmas #edited #editor #hey-its-rands #the-gangs-all-here #woodring-room-background |
|
8,609 | 10/13/2022 | second base deuce: "SECOND BASE" IS WHEN YOU TALK TO A WOMAN AND SHE DOESN'T LAUGH
dick: IT'S WHEN SHE STOPS MOVIN' |
#deuce-dick #sfw #white-background #women |
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714 | 9/6/2000 | second prettiest deuce: OH YEAH
deuce: I'LL BE THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN PRESCHOOL
deuce: WAIT
deuce: SECOND PRETTIEST |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
2,008 | 4/2/2004 | second thoughts spigot: I GUESS THERE'S NOTHING COOL ABOUT PUNCHING A FLORIST |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #florist #punching #spigot-solo #up-the-nuts #woodring-field-background |
|
2,478 | 8/11/2005 | secret cache of dicks pants: THE SECRET CACHE OF DICKS
spigot: WHAT IN THE
pants: BURIED BY A PIRATE (NO DOUBT)
spigot: WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH ALL THESE DONGS
spigot: HAVE YOU SEEN THESE THINGS |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hd #pants-spigot #pirate |
|
1,873 | 11/19/2003 | secret fucking code deuce: LET'S TALK IN ESPERANTO NOW:
deuce: WOULXD YOUX LIKXE TO SUCXK MYX DIXKCKX
deuce: IT'S CODE YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND IT |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #esperanto #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
|
8,157 | 7/19/2021 | secret queerness pants: YOU ARE ALL ARE PROBABLY ASLEEP
pants: MY SECRET QUEERNESS STARTS AT NIGHT
pants: BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
pants |
#black-background #buh #coy-pants #night #pants-solo #queer #secrets #typo |
|
1,086 | 9/21/2001 | secret urine party pants: COME TO MY SECRET URINE PARTY
pants: I'VE GOT A KIDDIE POOL IN THE LIVING ROOM AND PLENTY OF ADULT UNDERGARMENTS
pants: PLUS A BUCKET
deuce: COCKS
|
deuce pants |
#cocks #deuce-pants #urine #woodring-room-background |
|
3,809 | 4/7/2009 | secretly eating all the cookies spigot: HOMPTH CRUNCH SUDDENLY PAUSES TO HEAR IF ANYONE IS COMING CRUNCH HOMPTH CRUNCH |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #cookie-caper #cookies #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,097 | 4/26/2007 | secrets revealed dick: WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?!?!?
deuce: T DICK FROM WOMEN'S TUMMIES (THAT'S WHY I TURNED GAY) |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #pregnancy #woodring-field-background |
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6,392 | 8/15/2016 | see also pants: SEE ALSO: SPELL TO TRANSFORM TEETH INTO MARSHMALLOWS |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #magic #marshmallow #pants-solo #sfw #teeth #urinal-background |
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1,985 | 3/9/2004 | see for yourself ozone: SEE FOR YOURSELF
ozone: CLOSER
ozone: CLOSER
deuce: APTHTHGHBHHFFFF YOU TRICKED ME |
deuce ozone |
#deuce-ozone #sfw #trick #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,140 | 3/14/2010 | see me please spigot: SEE ME PLEASE ABOUT YELLOW URINE CRYSTALS ON/IN SINK |
spigot |
#sink #spigot-solo #urine |
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8,060 | 4/13/2021 | see this is why spigot: CAN WE THINK OF A BETTER NAME FOR MAN THAN 'HOMO'
spigot: HOMO ERECTUS
spigot: SEE THIS IS WHY EVERYTHING IS FAKE |
spigot |
#anthropology #binomial-nomenclature #boner #corndog-background #homo #linnean-taxonomy #science #sfw #skepticism #spigot-solo |
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8,468 | 5/25/2022 | seed bread spigot: HAS AMERICA LEARNED :POINT-RIGHT: :POINT-RIGHT: ANYTHING :POINT-LEFT: :POINT-LEFT: ABOUT FORCING KIDS TO GO TO SCHOOL ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
spigot: WHY CAN'T THERE BE MORE SHOOTINGS AT WHOLE FOODS
spigot: I HATE THAT PLACE |
#bread #current-events #emoji #nuts #school #school-shooting #seed #shooting #spigot-solo #whole-foods #woodring-den-background |
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2,338 | 3/24/2005 | seeds or a peanut deuce: BRAWWWK
pants: YOU SHOULD GIVE HIM SOME SEEDS OR A PEANUT
deuce: HE'LL JUST CRAP THEM OUT EVENTUALLY (MY STUDIES SHOW) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #poo #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,242 | 10/12/2021 | seem to have deuce: I SEEM TO HAVE TAKEN PILLS WHICH GOT ME HIGH
effigy: LUCKY |
deuce effigy |
#deuce-effigy #drugs #pills #single-panel #wang #woodring-field-background |
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2,643 | 1/23/2006 | seize him pants: GUARDS
pants: SEIZE HIM
deuce: I REGRET NOTHING |
deuce pants |
#counter-strike #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #sfw #uncategorized-background |
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961 | 5/14/2001 | self esteem .(spigot): SHIT!!! THIS GIRL IN FRONT OF ME JUST ASKED A QUESTION AND SHE NEEDS A RESPONSE AND I WASN'T LISTENING
spigot: YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE I SUCK DICK!!!!
spigot: I'VE BEEN A CLOSET FAG AS FAR BACK AS I CAN REMEMBER!!! I TAKE VIAGRA JUST TO GET IT UP WITH YOU!!! I'M ADDICTED TO PORNOGRAPHY AND I THINK MY WHOLE LIFE IS FALLING APART!!!
spigot: I'M JUGGLING SO MANY HUGE COCKS AND DUMB GIRLS LIKE YOURSELF I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT ALL YOUR NAMES ARE HALF THE TIME
spigot: EACH DAY IS LIKE A 1960'S SEX COMEDY, A FRENCH FARCE IN WHICH I KEEP ALL OF YOU AWAY FROM EACH OTHER AND IN THE DARK ABOUT WHO I REALLY AM
spigot: I HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS. I'M AN OUT OF CONTROL SEX ADDICT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN DEBT AND I THINK I HAVE AIDS
.(spigot): AND NOW, BACK TO MY THOUGHTS |
girl spigot |
#addiction #aids #credited-woman #harriet #porn #thought #viagra #woodring-room-background |
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2,166 | 10/4/2004 | self hating fag spigot: CORPORATIONS BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAY MARRIAGE YAY
pants: I'M A SELF-HATING FAG IN THAT I LISTEN TO MICHAEL SAVAGE AND READ PLAYBOY FOR THE ARTICLES |
deuce pants |
#gay-marriage #michael-savage #pants-spigot #playboy #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,195 | 1/21/2016 | self- sucking deuce: FOLKS, THESE SELF-SUCKING DICKS AREN'T JUST GOING TO SUCK THEMSELVES
deuce: WAIT (READING DOCUMENTATION, CONTRACTS, PRODUCTION NOTES, LEGAL MEMORANDA)
deuce: NOPE WE'RE GOOD SORRY FOR THE FALSE ALARM |
deuce |
#contacts #deuce-solo #dicks #documentation #false-alarm #folks #legal-memoranda #production-notes #self-sucking #woodring-field-background |
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3,601 | 9/11/2008 | self-inflicted pants: LOOK WHAT I CAN DO (FALLS OFF KITCHEN COUNTER TRYING TO SUCK OWN DICK)
deuce: AWESOME BLOSSOM |
deuce pants |
#autofellatio #deuce-pants #physical-comedy #weather #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,402 | 3/20/2022 | send help deuce: I ATE TORTILLA CHIPS LAST NIGHT SO I SCRAPED THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH, PLEASE SEND HELP |
#afraid-deuce #deuce-solo #food #help #injury #mountain-background #sfw #single-panel |
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4,356 | 10/21/2010 | send me home pants: IF YOU COULD JUST GIVE ME AN ENEMA AND SEND ME HOME THAT WOULD BE GREAT: GRAHAM CRACKERS, CLEANSING RITUALS
deuce: WELL ALL RIGHTY THEN |
deuce pants |
#black-background #cricket #deuce-pants |
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3,955 | 9/2/2009 | sending me mail spigot: I'D LIKE TO THANK CDNOW FOR SENDING ME MAIL ABOUT THE STUFF I ORDERED IN 1997 |
spigot |
#cdnow #sfw #spigot-solo |
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4,422 | 12/29/2010 | seria feliz spigot: WHAT'S THIS ABOUT DICKS NOW
spigot: SORRY THOUGHT YOU SAID DICKS |
spigot |
#deja-vu #dicks #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,752 | 2/9/2009 | serious attitude problem pants: EXPLODES
deuce: SOMEONE'S GOT A SERIOUS ATTITUDE PROBLEM
deuce: AND THIS TIME IT'S NOT ME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants |
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2,186 | 10/23/2004 | serious bugs extra bananas deuce: IF I UPGRADED JERKCITY TO 3.0 WOULD YOU REGISTER THE SHAREWARE FEE OF $5
spigot: I ALREADY REGISTERED AND THERE ARE STILL SERIOUS BUGS
deuce: SHIT
spigot: CAN I TAKE OFF MY SHIRT AND COME OVER
deuce: OKAY BRING EXTRA BANANAS |
deuce spigot |
#banana #deuce-spigot #mousehole #shareware #woodring-room-background |
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1,437 | 9/5/2002 | serious dilemma deuce: OKAY I HAVE A SERIOUS DILEMMA HERE
pants: HEAVENS
deuce: I AM STILL AWAKE
deuce: AND YET I HAVE NO MORE ALCOHOL TO DRINK
pants: MY MOUTH NEVER CLOSES
deuce: YES YES
deuce: "UNE CARTE POSTALE DE JERKCITY VOUS ATTEND"
deuce: FUCKING ENGLISH
pants: A DRUNKBOT TO LOGIN AT 2AM AND 6AM
deuce: 01:50, 05:50
pants: CAN I HAVE THAT IN SWATCH TIME PLZ
deuce: IN ALL SERIOUSNESS I AM OUT OF ALCOHOL
pants: THIS CANNOT BE GOOD FOR BUSINESS
deuce: I THOUGHT I HAD BEERS LEFT
pants: USE FTP TO GET SOME FROM BACK EAST
deuce: THERE WILL BE SOME SIGNAL DEGRADATION
pants: HOW ABOUT A BLOWJOB THEN
deuce: DON'T BE GAY
pants: B-BUT |
deuce pants |
#alcohol #back-east #beer #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #french #ftp #gay #huffy-pants #mouth-of-pants #speak-english #swatch-time #unix #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,843 | 8/10/2006 | serious drinking problem atandt: T PANTS IS DEUCE DRINKING
pants: WELL DUH
deuce: HIC |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #sfw #somber-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,714 | 7/26/2017 | serious interest deuce: SERIOUS INTEREST IN MY SHITS
spigot: IS THERE BUZZ YOU CAN USE TO LEVERAGE
deuce: BETTER SHIT MORE
pants: DEUCE SHIT KEYCHAIN [ADD TO BASKET]
deuce: SHIT MERCH |
deuce pants spigot |
#business #buzzwords #deuce-pants-spigot #merch #okay-pants-face #sad-deuce #shit #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,346 | 10/11/2010 | serious problem spigot: OKAY PEOPLE SERIOUS PROBLEM WITH THE POLLS
pants: I THINK I'M GOING TO THROW UP
spigot: YOU WERE ALL SUPPOSED TO VOTE FOR ME
pants: BAHAHRAHRHARRAHRHAR
spigot: WE'LL JUST PAUSE THE JERKCITY WHILE PANTS CLEANS HIMSELF UP |
pants spigot |
#black-background #cricket #pants-spigot #sfw #vomit #voting |
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7,433 | 7/27/2019 | serious serious pants: tell me I'm big
deuce: it was tiny
pants: can you at least please pretend that my wiener inspires fear
deuce: I could barely see it
pants: maybe dial nine and one and one and hover your thumb over the call button while maintaining serious serious eye contact
deuce: are you even a dude |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dial-9 #micropenis #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,639 | 11/12/2022 | seriously spigot: IS THERE SERIOUSLY NO PORN STAR NAMED SANDY HOOK |
#porn #sandy-hook #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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1,054 | 8/20/2001 | seriously pants: WHAT IS DOCTOR WHO'S FIRST NAME (SERIOUSLY)
spigot: I WILL TELL YOU FOR A 54 DOLLAR PLEDGE |
pants spigot |
#dr-who #pants-spigot #woodring-field-background |
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4,977 | 8/19/2012 | seriously folks deuce: GLGLGLG
pants: IS TODAY CUPCAKE DAY |
deuce pants |
#cupcake #cupcake-day #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #folks #grey-background #kool-and-the-gang #seriously #sfw |
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8,192 | 8/23/2021 | seriously have a problem spigot: DO YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME PUTTING GLITTER ON HOT DOGS |
spigot |
#funloving-nonsense #glitter #hot-dogs #pants-spigot #sfw #single-panel #woodring-room-background |
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65 | 11/11/1998 | seriously juggling atandt: I'M SERIOUSLY JUGGLING MY BALLS HERE FOLKS
atandt: HOOP HOOP HOOP OK ONE HAND NOW HOP HOP HOP HOP OK HOP HOLY
atandt: CHRIST THAT FUCKING HURT
atandt: I'D RECOMMEND NOT JUGGLING ONE'S BALLS
atandt: THAT WAS LIKE AESOP'S FABLE FOR FAGGOTS |
atandt |
#aesops-fables #atandt-spigot #balls #folks #juggling #woodring-room-background |
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5,160 | 3/1/2013 | seriously serious very much so spigot: SERIOUS ABOUT ALL THE CANDY |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #candy #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |